🕹・game-discussion

[white zodiac]

we got a chip joker that ignores the problems of like 4 boss blinds, timing is the questionable issue for its niche because it has to line up with a lot of conditions

[nova mantle]

What about chocolate tho

[cosmic sun]

Like I guess the problem is there are other ways of solving your chips before it even shows up

[solid tapir]

how many chips would be required for plasma naninf

lol

[proven gulch]

too many

[west copper]

As hard as I try as many hours as I play balatro, I genuinely can’t make wild cards work

IVE MADE MAGIC TRICK WORK WITH HOLO.. Why can’t I make that god awful lovers card be useful

[cosmic sun]

So the answer to "yeah it can show up when you need it" seems rarer than I'd like

[solid tapir]

this statement seems anecdotal in nature

[alpine basalt]

hey i mean, ancient joker

[shell dagger]

e154 but a bit more

[solid tapir]

true

[alpine basalt]

single use for wild cards

[proven gulch]

just use AJ, they really help when u get enough past blue stake

[solid tapir]

god damn

[wintry ice]

speaking of ideas

[cosmic sun]

I mean in practice the runs I win have chips solved through planets or a chip joker

[solid tapir]

same, I have yet to have a good stone joker run myself

[cosmic sun]

also stone joker being rare

[west copper]

And get ASS blasted by a suit debuff boss that I can’t counter with AJ round skipping??? HELL NO

[white zodiac]

pillar, needle, water, flint probably. stone is just too unfortunate for timing

[solid tapir]

but if it happens then he will be carrying

[wintry ice]

weather vane
gains +10 chips for each bonus card played

[solid tapir]

I like it

[buoyant crater]

whats the play ?

[solid tapir]

always appreciative of scaling chips jokers

[west copper]

What makes AJ good is that if a suit debuffs what ancient is on or isn’t you can rely on skips and whatnot to counter it

YOU CANT DO THST IN A WILD CARD BUILD

[solid tapir]

new run

[alpine basalt]

simply have chicot too, surely that happens in every ancient joker seed right?

[white zodiac]

perishable immune

[buoyant crater]

seem pretty good

[proven gulch]

theoretically possible with infinite (literally) time with the tarot infinite combo

[cosmic sun]

isn't there already talks of changes to wilds tho

[solid tapir]

I am unaware of this combo

[buoyant crater]

i have a lot to unlock still, infinite can be good for that

[west copper]

I don’t think locals mentioned it

[solid tapir]

fair enough

[west copper]

Unfortunately

[sour parcel]

how do i arrange my jokers optimally

[wintry ice]

i feel like it's already been done before so

[proven gulch]

Something something perkeo emperor fool

[white zodiac]

perky tarot looping

[cosmic sun]

wild +.1 for vamp

[solid tapir]

balance your copies on mime and baron

[shell dagger]

3 copies on baron 2 copies on mime

[solid tapir]

it should be 1:1

ideally

[solid tapir]

icic

[west copper]

The fact this isn’t even a valid defense for wild cause lovers only does 1 FUCKING CARD while all other card enhancements DO MORE

ASIDE FROM TOWER Justice and steel

[white zodiac]

baron priority for odd copy sets

[solid tapir]

yes this is true

[cosmic sun]

thunk probably overestimated wild

[west copper]

WORST enhancement in the game

And you only get 1???

[solid tapir]

wilds aren't that bad honestly

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[west copper]

They are detrimental

Like actively detrimental

They actually hurt more

[proven gulch]

holy

[west copper]

Then help

[solid tapir]

for suit bb's

fs

[wintry ice]

i'd just put it on the suit you have the most of

[sour parcel]

unseeded lmao

[cosmic sun]

Maybe he thought flushes would be too easy if wilds were 2, and maybe he also overestimated flush builds

[serene forge]

put everything on turtle bean

[oblique matrix]

buddy I don't think that's doable with 1 bp 4 bs

[proven gulch]

Remember to get out of chicot

[solid tapir]

now this is the correct line

[oblique matrix]

wait that might have been the joke

[white zodiac]

if wilds weren't bugged and the few jokers that work best with it didn't have an inherent flaw with working against the current meta it wouldn't be laughed at

[sour parcel]

unfortunately i didn't get a single invis on chicot

[west copper]

Yeah probably actually, it’s why high stakes is so hard on high hands .

[wintry ice]

what bug do wilds have

[sour parcel]

chigoat gives me unlimited jokers if i hit the 1 in 10

[sour parcel]

i wish

[white zodiac]

not triggering pot

[cosmic sun]

erm thunk forgot to give you 1 extra wild card in tarots /s

[buoyant crater]

since this card '' copy '' the one on the most left, if its the vampire, the buff add to the original ? or it is just a equal version of the card (it sound like this)

[proven gulch]

how?

[white zodiac]

when debuffed

[west copper]

Like wild is the only thing in the game I genuinely can’t find a single valid defense for it’s so bad that it’s on illusions level of horrid

[solid tapir]

isn't that just a feature tho

[proven gulch]

i imagine serpent is easier

[wintry ice]

oh are they supposed to count as all suits at the same time for it

[solid tapir]

debuffed wild card removes the wild aspect

[wintry ice]

oh

makes sense

[cosmic sun]

wild is just a tiny defense for vampire since vamp makes tarot pack enhancements more valuable

[sour parcel]

if i have 2 chicots on the boss blind mantle (-1 hand size), it reverses the effect and i have +1 hand size for the rest of the run

[proven gulch]

that's incredibly cooked

[white zodiac]

the thing is it triggers even when debuffed if you have 4 unique suits but if one of them has a wild enhancement it doesn't trigger pot

[solid tapir]

I had an ace run with flower pot as my only xmult, wild cards came in clutch for that

[cosmic sun]

and more relevant throughout the antes

[solid tapir]

so it can have some use

its not amazing fs tho

[sour parcel]

unlimited hand size + ecto = ultimately unlimited jokers

[solid tapir]

I'd rather have hierophant in most situations

[proven gulch]

Yeah i know this but you have enough copies to just do serpent w/o the 10% chance

[west copper]

They just had to make it so flower pot the MAYBE only reasonable MAYBE way of doing a wild card build (goes against all metas and you’ll still get destroyed by boss blinds) not actually work for wilds and make it specific

[sour parcel]

you're right

[white zodiac]

makes marble do something else

[cosmic sun]

another marble W

[alpine basalt]

man I decided to change the way i've been doing my c+ grind from one deck at a time to one stake at a time and man, white stake is so incredibly light its funny

[red isle]

Is it time?

[west copper]

What am I LOOKING at

Exactly

[alpine basalt]

Enhance.

[west copper]

OH MY GOD

LOOK INSIDE

AND ITS PHOTOCHAD

God DAMN IT

[proven gulch]

are you trying to get out of photochad for rtb 💀

[alpine basalt]

I think he should take the eternal ride the bus

[red isle]

Precisely

[west copper]

I really do like that to see the screenshot and what he’s talking about

You have to zoom in

Like a telescope looking at stars

😭 😭

Worlds most inneffective method of screenshotting found

[alpine basalt]

bro took a screenshot of him editing a screenshot

[west copper]

I hate the whole look inside Roffle joke since it’s over used but I genuinely had to LOOK inside the screenshot

[alpine basalt]

man I've just been trolling this run and I might end up on a pretty long endless run at this rate, baron with red seal steel kings

[west copper]

Just to find photochad

[serene forge]

do i buy blackboard here

[white zodiac]

i never understood it

[red isle]

Here's a clearer image

[cursive lion]

found it 🙏

[cosmic sun]

can you zoom in

[west copper]

Yo wait what the fuck

[serene forge]

is this better

[west copper]

There’s no picture

Hug

Huh

[cosmic sun]

◼️

[alpine basalt]

single pixel of balatro

[west copper]

Where is the picture

LMAO

I CANT SEE IT

IS IT THAT SMALL

[serene forge]

yes

it's there though just look harder

[silent oxide]

Very promising run so far

[hybrid tendon]

there is a picture, but it's nothing

[solid tapir]

looks inside

[silent oxide]

Within the course of two shops i got the blueprint the chad and also chicot

[west copper]

I’m on the discord mobile app

There’s genuinely

NO picture

😭 😭 😭

[solid tapir]

you have photochad with chigoat

[silent oxide]

Best joker in the game

(Chicot)

[solid tapir]

should be free

[serene forge]

fuck

[solid tapir]

agreed

[west copper]

Unironically yes

Will die on this hill

[serene forge]

no its there

[silent oxide]

I am very happy to see him here actually

[west copper]

Chicot is just free win

[serene forge]

keep looking

[silent oxide]

Because i can't get planted now jeah

[alpine basalt]

wow I actually just got baron mime with red seal steel kings in deck, i've never had this happen unseeded before

[solid tapir]

no any boss blind

[alpine basalt]

now I just need money printer

[serene forge]

meh photochad doesnt die to plant anyways

[silent oxide]

The plant is a boss blind yeah

[serene forge]

shouldve made gold cards

[cosmic sun]

5 million downvotes on reddit

[alpine basalt]

I have a bunch

[west copper]

Elite ball knowledge

[solid tapir]

well he isn't a boss blind with chigoat

[hybrid tendon]

reddit is allergic to glass

[cosmic sun]

reddit doesn't read blinds so they wouldn't know to look for a justice

[alpine basalt]

hours ago ball knowledge

[buoyant crater]

YOOOOOOOOOOOO THERE IS LEGENDARY JOKER ???????????

[cosmic sun]

holy

[serene forge]

oops

[silent oxide]

EXACTLY

[hybrid tendon]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[west copper]

It’s been hours..?

[silent oxide]

Chicot

[serene forge]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[smoky merlin]

??

[west copper]

Twice???

😭😭😭

[hybrid tendon]

oopsie

[cosmic sun]

slowpoke ping dawg

[silent oxide]

Wgat happen

[red isle]

No that's just a wheel

[alpine basalt]

time for burnt joker to go

[west copper]

Scammer

[silent oxide]

Balright

[cosmic sun]

a bot got sniped before people pinged mods

[hybrid tendon]

snail moment

[silent oxide]

The wheel will make your chad polychrome

[austere matrix]

what did i have to do with that

[buoyant crater]

i have space

[austere matrix]

😭

[buoyant crater]

LMAO

[alpine basalt]

oh I see i'm blind

[austere matrix]

i assume the bot pinged me and thirty other people

[west copper]

Why do bots think they’re gonna scam Balatro players, we don’t got any money to give to them regardless

WE yes WE are unemployed and broke and play Balatro 24/7

[silent oxide]

I check marked my message so you would belive it more

[cosmic sun]

this is like the moment in beastars where someone points a gun to a sloth

[hybrid tendon]

nah just pinged wrong when pinging mods

[buoyant crater]

LMAO

[serene forge]

i typed @ mods but instead of pinging mods it pinged you for some reason lmfao

[buoyant crater]

yaaaaaaay

[silent oxide]

Coward

[cosmic sun]

h o w

[buoyant crater]

almost got me

[cosmic sun]

@cg ods

[austere matrix]

its a sign, they gotta make me a mod right now

[hybrid tendon]

did the same to me

[smoky merlin]

hmmmm

[silent oxide]

OH YEAH I FORGOT MY NAME WAS CHICOT BELIVER

[west copper]

-sudo install opsec

Wait

Wrong reply

[hybrid tendon]

tab button does that

[west copper]

😭😭😭

[austere matrix]

that's so weird

it aint even in my name

[buoyant crater]

now its time

thanks you CHICOT

[cosmic sun]

I wonder if there were people who were named mods who got asked to change their nick

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[austere matrix]

i have a feeling this is gonna happen a lot more

[alpine basalt]

I HAVE FOUND 2 POLYCHROME QUEENS IN 2 STANDARD PACKS IN A ROW WHAT IS THIS SEED???

[hybrid tendon]

nah trust

[cosmic sun]

oh yeah I guess discord's stupid search query just shows the combination of letters

[silent oxide]

It was written

[cosmic sun]

Too Many Jokers - Loadouts
M od

[austere matrix]

😭

maybe it's just that combined with the fact im very active in this server idk

[silent oxide]

Kinda run i get and immediately lose somehow

[serene forge]

polychrome playing cards kinda mid anyways

[tacit kraken]

Do I ditch something for blue? I’m thinking bloodstone

[alpine basalt]

I have baron, mime, red seal steel king (singular for now), and 2 poly queens

[serene forge]

yep bloodstone goes

[buoyant crater]

what is bloodstone ?

[hybrid tendon]

a bad joker

[tacit kraken]

It has a 1/2 chance to give hearts 1.5x on scoring

[silent oxide]

Bloodstone yes

[tacit kraken]

It is not bad lmao

[buoyant crater]

oh ok

[serene forge]

it is extremely bad

[silent oxide]

Worst joker in the game

[serene forge]

nah too harsh

[hybrid tendon]

one of the worst

[silent oxide]

Nobody has ever won a run with bloodstone

[serene forge]

probbaly like bottom 5 or bottom 10 i dunno

[silent oxide]

Ever

[tacit kraken]

💀💀💀💀💀

[alpine basalt]

1/2 chance for each played heart card to give 1.5x mult

[cosmic sun]

yeah it actually did all the heavy lifting here

[serene forge]

chance based scoring is bad
on scored xmult is bad
hearts are bad
flushes are bad
therefore bloodstone = bad

[cosmic sun]

[tacit kraken]

Do I ditch something for photograph it’s foil 👅

[alpine basalt]

i've had 2 today with Bloodstone wins lmao (checkered)

[cosmic sun]

totalllyyyy

[tacit kraken]

So what is good

[silent oxide]

Gambling in my gambling game?

Impossible

[serene forge]

blackboard

[tacit kraken]

Real shit

[cosmic sun]

reddit probably still catching onto blackboard

[silent oxide]

Taking baron ante one with no support

[hybrid tendon]

card sharp :p

[tacit kraken]

Flower pot my goat

[hybrid tendon]

💀

[tacit kraken]

Wild card synergy 👅

[silent oxide]

Wild cards are very good...

If you're immune to boss blinds

[cosmic sun]

there are some r/balatro users who think using money for stuff like red card and campfire is bad

[dreamy creek]

if two wrongs dont make a right, try three

[tacit kraken]

HOLY MOLY E32 IN ONE HAND

[silent oxide]

Chigoat to the rescue once again

[tacit kraken]

that’s my best

[buoyant crater]

WAIT, even if the level is higher they gonna make this flush five and not colors ? im cooked

[silent oxide]

This was fact checked true by me

[tacit kraken]

Woah nat negative scary face just what the run needs

[dreamy creek]

chifraud glazers after dieing to big blind(their goat did nothing)

[silent oxide]

Yeah cause flush five scores higher at base

[buoyant crater]

thats suck

[silent oxide]

Name a time and a place buddy

In minecraft

[serene forge]

there's a reason why flush doesn't count as a high card when you score it

[dreamy creek]

123,573948,-182 at 3000000 ticks

[cosmic sun]

what if we hogtied these people and made them watch me do runs with these jokers

[hybrid tendon]

please

[dreamy creek]

torture 101

[silent oxide]

"Campfire is decent i guess"
-every person who has never won a gold stake run in their life

[cosmic sun]

shhhh shhhh

[dreamy creek]

must've been the constalation

[cosmic sun]

totallyyyy

[dreamy creek]

where's the yess option

[silent oxide]

Oh it's a very good joker I'm just saying bad players underestimate it

I could've worded that better

[dreamy creek]

guys hit the road is the best joker in the game because it's the fastest x mult scaller

[tranquil cargo]

not even in your dreams, squarepants

[cosmic sun]

people overestimate how to spend their money

I guess

[serene forge]

weakest campfire run

[dreamy creek]

must've been that banana

[silent oxide]

Using Hit the road to get out of low ante on a bad run is like using hard fent as a painkiller

[tacit kraken]

Should I replace Chad for photo

[alpine basalt]

gentlemen. this run is won.

[cosmic sun]

i couldnt tell if it was a square because discord likes to round images

[dreamy creek]

squar

[hybrid tendon]

no ??????

[cosmic sun]

the image happened to be so tiny in the preview that discord rounded it into a circle 💀

[hybrid tendon]

you have trib

[serene forge]

my humor is broken

[tacit kraken]

It’d be really funny though

[silent oxide]

Should i burn down this orphanage aah question

[hybrid tendon]

it'd be really weak

[dreamy creek]

-> looks inside

-> photochad

[silent oxide]

It wouldn't be really funny it'd just be objectively bad

[alpine basalt]

getting trading and rebate in the same shop is insane

[nova mantle]

The bronze bull would be a more tame punishment for these kinds of people

[white zodiac]

wdym

[heavy heron]

quiz: what are my jokers

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[silent oxide]

2 trading cards

[dreamy creek]

bbc

[heavy heron]

nope

[silent oxide]

FUCK

[solid tapir]

I think you have jimbos in your line up

[nova mantle]

Tbf I havent dedicated to unlocking it

[heavy heron]

LOOLL

[serene forge]

holographic constellation baseball card brainstorm four fingers diet cola

[heavy heron]

yes you got it

[nova mantle]

But that sounds like a cool tip

[heavy heron]

THE DIET COLA

[solid tapir]

yay

[dreamy creek]

DO NOT SHORTEN BASEBALL CARD

[serene forge]

i will shorten bbc

[silent oxide]

I love bbc

[heavy heron]

holographic constellation is correct, baseball is correct, no brainstorm no four fingers no cola

[dreamy creek]

[hybrid tendon]

it's called bbc wether you like it or not

[tacit kraken]

NAT NEGATIVE SWASHBUCKLER I WIN

[dreamy creek]

😡

[silent oxide]

Happy late pride month to all my polychrome cards out there

[wintry ice]

constellation and baseball are 2 of them

[cosmic sun]

erm...guys...it resets every ante...why would I spend money on it!!!!

[silent oxide]

This is so true...

[serene forge]

i love my gf

[tacit kraken]

Drop Chad for invis and ditch my negatives right

[dreamy creek]

are you sure

[hybrid tendon]

teto_heart

[heavy heron]

anyways heres the answer

[serene forge]

[silent oxide]

Yep

[nova mantle]

Faceless joker drunkcard hologram blueprint and brainstorm

[heavy heron]

you got it

[heavy heron]

(you didn’t)

[nova mantle]

Yay

[dreamy creek]

are you sure

[nova mantle]

Nay

[heavy heron]

holographic constellation, dice, trading card, baseball, constellation

the clue for the dice was that i got good lucky card hits (although…. not a consistent judgment call) and yhhh trading card yea you guess

LOOLLL

the clue for 2nd constellation (and not a brainstorm) is that it triggered the baseball card

[tacit kraken]

Smth smth doom yuri

[alpine basalt]

and we got retcon

this run is so goated

and now bp is here

dude the stars have finally aligned for me

whats next, perkeo?

[nova mantle]

Now that I think about it amber acorn and cerulean bell are so unserious compared to violet vessel/crimson heart

[heavy heron]

i agree

amber is a joke

cerulean only ruins your game once a year

crimson-- damn i haven't ran into crimson in months that's so weird

and i play like every other day

[cosmic sun]

violet vessel more predictable than crimson

[serene forge]

i feel like i only get crimson heart

[cosmic sun]

with violet you know if you can beat it or not

with crimson...oops it landed on your scoring jokers again!

[nova mantle]

I just ran into crimson with painted deck shit was so stressful lmao

[heavy heron]

LOOLL

[heavy heron]

1/4 to lose on final hand/per hand

[cosmic sun]

strongest advocate for boss reroll vouchers

[lucid plank]

I love when you use a wraith and gain money

[white zodiac]

with vv ik if I need to reroll

[nova mantle]

Thankfully it hit the useless joker 2 times and I was free

[heavy heron]

i'm so serious what was localthunk thinking with amber acorn

like how is that a real boss blind

that's like

an ante 3 boss blind

at most

and not even ante 1 because you have no jokers yet

[cosmic sun]

slightly inconvenience people with bluestorm

[heavy heron]

plays a hand oh that's where my blueprint is!

problem solved

[alpine basalt]

it hurts if your jokers provide all + mult and xmult, then the order matters, but yeah its really coughing baby v hydrogen bomb

[nova mantle]

Amber acorn id say is more of an inconvenience in MORE cases, cerulean bell tho?

[white zodiac]

what if it pinned your jokers

[heavy heron]

it really only is a slight inconvenience

[heavy heron]

NOW THAT'D BE INTERESTING

but you also jsut

insta-lose

[cosmic sun]

hmmm which joker is squimbo...

[heavy heron]

if it pins your jokers in a bad order

and you can't, like, win otherwise

[nova mantle]

EXACTLY

[white zodiac]

some straight builds

[heavy heron]

cerulean bell screws over straights a lot yeah

[nova mantle]

A hand of 400k can turn into 50k real quick

[heavy heron]

like bro i almost feel like

[tacit kraken]

Do I take a second ecto

[heavy heron]

i'm looking forward to ante 8 because i want like

a challenge or something to play around

amber acorn

ok i win

if anything they should combine amber with another boss

yo... amber acorn + crimson heart

LOOLLL

[nova mantle]

Violet vessel is hard but not really the worst you can get out there, unless it's plasma

[flint rune]

Woah WE are so cool

[tacit kraken]

The flip one and the all disabled until you sell one should go together

[lavish gazelle]

Ding dong

[tacit kraken]

Also yay or nay

[heavy heron]

in theory, if you're scoring 400k in one strong hand, you just need to 3x that somehow (steel or glass) with exceptions like + mult being considered

but like

if you're scoring 100k per hand for example (pair spammers)

then yea vv just kills you

[cosmic sun]

oh pair spammers can get there

[nova mantle]

Take it yeah

[cosmic sun]

just a matter of jokers

[tacit kraken]

Even when it’ll put me at a hand size of 6

[cosmic sun]

sometimes you do have a 400k build by the end tho

[nova mantle]

Do you trust that your deck is fixed enough to always draw that 5oak tho

[cosmic sun]

and not a 1.2m build

[tacit kraken]

Not always but decently enough

[nova mantle]

If yes take it

[tacit kraken]

Yknow what

It’s just a game

I’m going to do it

[nova mantle]

It'll leave you at 5 actually if it's your second ecto

[tacit kraken]

Oh

I thought it was 2 more from where I was at

Wait I’m dumb

I miscounted fuckkkkk me

Whatever

It was a good run

[white zodiac]

😢

[nova mantle]

Me when I sell the x7.5 obelisk in verdant acorn:

[tacit kraken]

Miscalculated

[heavy heron]

oh dude that's

that'd be interesting

i mean you could play a debuffed hand to see which joker is which, then sell, true

[tacit kraken]

It’d be funy

[heavy heron]

but also you could enter the boss knowing which joker to sell, grab onto it entering blind, then place it

so you know where that joker will be and it can't be shuffled

[surreal spruce]

Andy

[white zodiac]

brokie

[surreal spruce]

I’m finna be broke after tmr

[white zodiac]

what did you do

[surreal spruce]

Have a birthday

Gotta do stuff for my car

[serene forge]

I hate Baron

[silent oxide]

Made it to ante 13 sadge

[white zodiac]

happy 30 omg 🎂

[surreal spruce]

One number off

[alpine basalt]

I too am a baron hater, except for today, today I am a baron lover

[tacit kraken]

BEAUTIFUL

[alpine basalt]

nat neg?

holy lucky

[tacit kraken]

IKR

It’s gorgeous

I’m hitting e63

That’s my highest ever

BEO

NAT NEGAVTUVE DRUNKARD

😭😭😭😭

Do i…

Take another ecto..

Jk

[alpine basalt]

whats handsize rn?

[tacit kraken]

6 because of juggler lmao

I was kidding dw

I’m finishing up ante 19 rn this is the farthest I’ve been

Low-key? Might take hieroglyph here?

Sorry I’m spamming I’ll stop

[alpine basalt]

great choice great choice

[night turret]

FINALLY

BLACK STAKE IS DONE ON RED DECK

[alpine basalt]

wow, just got a black hole

that does so much for my baron mime high card level 45

[dense stag]

always take a negative tag

youre damn right jimbo

[alpine basalt]

anddddd deck is now fixed (minus the 2)

[dense stag]

guys i finally completely beat abadoned deck

🎉

[quartz flicker]

what should be the second deck i beat gold stake with? my first was plasma

[nova mantle]

IT WAS A MIS-IMPUT

[alpine basalt]

red

[tacit kraken]

The nefarious idol picking its favourite card:

[alpine basalt]

its a baron mime build

[nova mantle]

What if idol is a fan of wee joker tho

[nova mantle]

Nevermind

[tacit kraken]

The nefarious baron saying grrr I’m a baron or something idk

[alpine basalt]

the stars aligned

for the very first time in my time playing balatro got a baron mime build

[tacit kraken]

What’s the move here guys

[nova mantle]

The malevolous mime saying nothing cuz he's a mime:

[quartz flicker]

i got an ante 6 naninf before. i got so lucky with the perkeo being in the first shop

[nova mantle]

Id say sell Chad for invis and pray it doesn't hit any negative

[tacit kraken]

I’ll sell ramen

[dense stag]

beautiful

[tacit kraken]

And maybe drunksrd

[alpine basalt]

wait this run is boutta lose if I don't pull blueprint

[nova mantle]

You could always sell the negatives before that Soo...

[alpine basalt]

the run lost 😭

[nova mantle]

Abandoned deck was my first gold stake lmao

[dense stag]

guys i have a idea

turn balatro game music down and then put on linkin park

[acoustic kettle]

What if

There is a reroll packs option

[tacit kraken]

Damn…

[dense stag]

what if reroll packs voucher

[alpine basalt]

BUSINESS CARD JUST MISSED ON 8 CONSECUTIVE FACE CARDS

ARE YOU SERIOUS

[nova mantle]

My fault

[alpine basalt]

.3% chance of happening btw

oh i love it when this happens

[nova mantle]

.or 0.0325 in decimals

[tacit kraken]

I always take negative skips

I know

It’s bad to take them

But cmon…

[formal abyss]

blind is secretly the plant

[nova mantle]

Negstives are always to be taken

[formal abyss]

eternal rental showman:

[nova mantle]

Do not trust the popular opinion, that next negative is a blueprint

Trust

[tacit kraken]

I once got that

Hence why I always take it

[alpine basalt]

I wonder what I did?

[tacit kraken]

Jack road

[alpine basalt]

fuck.

[tacit kraken]

Obelisk

DAMN

[alpine basalt]

whys it gotta be him

I wanted a bp

I just had a baron run

[tacit kraken]

I guess you know what to do

[alpine basalt]

this is not beating that baron run

[nova mantle]

Negative of doom and despair

[night turret]

Restarting the run because I missed this crucial detail

[blissful cedar]

Eternal egg is good

[alpine basalt]

never restart those

[blissful cedar]

Run swashbucller

[alpine basalt]

eternal egg means mega temp

[nova mantle]

There's a swash in that next shop btw

[polar cargo]

extreme temp

[tacit kraken]

Temp sweep

[nova mantle]

The first temperance to hit 1 jimbillion bucks

[polar cargo]

eg

[blissful cedar]

Wait team i want to know what the meta play here is, what do I get rid off... leave behind for strongest deck

[tranquil cargo]

nat negative is 0.3%, right?

[alpine basalt]

holy close

[nova mantle]

Ehh I don't think nothing is worth taking here really

Do you have a lot of 2's?

[serene forge]

me when I don't understand how obelisk works at all

[nova mantle]

Can I get those 35 chips I'm kinda hungry

[blissful cedar]

No i haven't hanged deathed anything just cryptid a normal queen cuz the other option was Anhk which would've went huge but would also destroy my build

[nova mantle]

Yeah don't pick anything then

[uncut moat]

ai ass title

[serene forge]

why are we taking negative tags in ante 2 with 2 open slots

[nova mantle]

Obelisk haters when I hit them with x6.5 on that last ante

[alpine basalt]

I take negative rare tags on principle

[serene forge]

also bus was right there and you didn't pick it up?????

[alpine basalt]

also its white stake

cropped out but I was a broke ass bitch

in other words, i'm trolling

[serene forge]

yeah that kinda happens when you double skip for garbage like that

[nova mantle]

Flexing their nitro like it's made of gold I'm crying 😭

[alpine basalt]

had a pretty mind numbing high ante run as my last so kinda just messing around

[tranquil cargo]

I thought I had an naneinf run just now but the game never gave me ecto or antimatter

there are some things that money can't buy

[lucid plank]

Stencil carrying my SpongeBob

[vocal rose]

should’ve cleared tarot merchant and magic trick/illusion

[uncut moat]

squar joker my beloathed

[dense stag]

NAOOOOOO

:(

small blind had a voucher and i wanted to skip it so i could hopefully get boss blind reroll

[alpine basalt]

rest in peace

[uncut moat]

worst ecto hit/best nat negative

call it

[dense stag]

worst ecto hit

i got it when i didnt have bp bs or sock n bussin

[alpine basalt]

I was wondering about that

[dense stag]

i had photochad and 2 tribs

[manic robin]

what's the play here, folks?

[tranquil cargo]

then it was guaranteed to hit chad

you can't ecto a polychrome

[dense stag]

ye ik

[uncut moat]

mr bones in hierophang

[lunar zealot]

How have you survived this long

Oh you sold your jokers mb

[manic robin]

i love screenshots like that lmao

[lunar zealot]

how does a photochad build die to ante 14 though what

[cursive lion]

poker hand levels?

[lunar zealot]

That's like the one build that beats it

[dense stag]

press sort by rank 3 times and summon jimbo to save your run

[lunar zealot]

and trib sock and baron ofc

If anything that's actually a skill issue on your part

[uncut moat]

im guessing blood sixes

[lunar zealot]

bloodstone oops definitely survives a14

[alpine basalt]

this run REALLY want me to take shoot the moon, its been in all of the first 3 shops

[uncut moat]

stm good

good for pairs

[vocal rose]

no it ain’t

[lucid plank]

Erratic with 9 6s and i see this in the first shop.

[vocal rose]

4/52 with no deck fixing

[lunar zealot]

Overstock plus

[alpine basalt]

zodiac run

[lunar zealot]

so??

Who the fuck skips overstock plus

[alpine basalt]

i'm not skipping it, its second ante, and i'm at 9 dollars

[uncut moat]

you can reuse them per hand

[lunar zealot]

you should have saved up money then

Bye chad

[uncut moat]

good for pairs

[alpine basalt]

no no i mean its first shop of second ante

[uncut moat]

why did you grab ante 1 overstock

[lunar zealot]

Oh ok

[alpine basalt]

i'm not letting overstock + go to waste lmao

[lunar zealot]

1. zodiac deck

2. you always do that

ante 1 overstock is great value

[alpine basalt]

overstock is like top 2 voucher, second only to overstock +

[lunar zealot]

Actually no overstock plus is top 2

because of diminishing returns

[solid tapir]

I like the discounted shop voucher

[lunar zealot]

Clearance sale is fine

[uncut moat]

my top 3 are reroll, overstock, clear

[lunar zealot]

It's a sidegrade

[alpine basalt]

diminishing returns hasn't kicked in yet, this is still linear progression

[uncut moat]

reroll is so fucking good

[lunar zealot]

cheaper stuff but less temperance value

[uncut moat]

its so nice

holy shit

[vocal rose]

top 3-4

[lunar zealot]

Well

os is 3 slots compared to base 2

[vocal rose]

grabber and nacho are better

[lunar zealot]

that's 50% more slots

[uncut moat]

reroll makes its money back so fast

[lunar zealot]

os+ is 4 slots compared to 3

[uncut moat]

and then its just profit

[lunar zealot]

or 33% more slots

[alpine basalt]

the zoahl of contradiction and despair

[lunar zealot]

Reroll surplus is a voucher definitely

It is good but absolutely winmore the same way seed money is

But obviously to a lesser extent

If you get a lucky hermit which isn't unlikely there is no reason not to spend the 10 dollars

[uncut moat]

i get that overstock is probably categorically better because you dont have to spend money to get use out of it

but god damn the rerolls feel nice

[lunar zealot]

reroll is just winmore

Not that winmore is bad

[uncut moat]

and i love it for it

[lunar zealot]

inherently speaking

[alpine basalt]

reroll is too enabling for me

I can and will run my pockets out for better jokers if I think its worth it

[uncut moat]

ijust keep my money above 30 and chill

[solid tapir]

if I find winning jokers then I will go to 0

money can come later

[uncut moat]

but im also a filthy ghost deck lover

god i love ghost deck

[solid tapir]

ghost deck is nice

[uncut moat]

reset scummer's dreammmm

[austere escarp]

this is the luckiest run ever lol

[solid tapir]

not that part

[solid tapir]

a run is a run

[lunar zealot]

not sure you need the smeared ngl

painted hand size makes it easy

[austere escarp]

sticker

[lunar zealot]

I am very stupid

[alpine basalt]

I've lost so many runs with ancient and smeared its tragic

[solid tapir]

sticker makes it valid to take any jonkler

[lunar zealot]

why are you stickering on painted though

[austere escarp]

I also have gotten really lucky hallucination value

[lunar zealot]

-1 joker slot makes it harder to slot in duds

[austere escarp]

cause its fun

[coral summit]

Bleh

[lunar zealot]

Fair i love painted

[solid tapir]

fun is valid

hieroglyph

[austere escarp]

I havent been playing a lot recently and I like painted deck

ive been over 130 jokers for like 5 months lol

[uncut moat]

i never get smeared with ancient

i skip it for an econ joker and build wilds

[solid tapir]

what

[manic talon]

I LOVE BLOODSTONE GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
37 now

[coral summit]

Attempt number 3 to clear blue stake anaglyph deck starts now (I’m not doing anything in order, I just love anaglyph deck)

[west copper]

How are yall even counting your stickers

I genuinely lost track

[uncut moat]

i dont

[west copper]

I just see sho

[west copper]

Shop

[uncut moat]

im a whote staker

[solid tapir]

I just look at the joker

[austere escarp]

balatro stats website

[coral summit]

oh

[west copper]

That’s a thing?

[coral summit]

i play balatro on ios lmao

[solid tapir]

yah

[west copper]

Oh wow

[austere escarp]

you just upload ur save file and it makes tracking things easier

[alpine basalt]

bro

[solid tapir]

I can see my negative win rate better

[lunar zealot]

wrathful over here just watching lmao

[alpine basalt]

this game REALLY wanted me to have shoot the moon so bad it put it in a judgement card

[west copper]

K I might need to pop that

Cause what I usually do is just look at a joker in shop and see if it has a sticker or not but that makes my life easier

[austere escarp]

also now that I have this many I kinda just remember how much I have

[manic talon]

he was useful when the head shows up

[lunar zealot]

Oh god did i double send that message

[uncut moat]

do the generic ass pair build

[west copper]

Any tips for c++ I’m not really doing anything meta just playing magic and ghost deck since they’re the funnest decks

[lunar zealot]

ok no

[uncut moat]

ooo u want mercury so badd oooo

[manic talon]

also the judgement on verdant leaf gave me nat neg steven

[lunar zealot]

My data is so bad

[solid tapir]

play the game

like I;m doing

[alpine basalt]

i've been fixing for spades the whole time, not queens

[fallow shadow]

i fuck with sky joker low key

i mean sly

[manic talon]

just pick the deck youre most comfortable with and take your time

[solid tapir]

when you get close to stickering all your jokers you can actually try to get C++

if you try to do it now you're gonna burn out on balatro

[west copper]

Yeah but that just ends up making me play the same metaish styles over and over again

Since I end up focusing more on winning

😭💔

I need tips on the bad jokers for end game

[uncut moat]

winnings boring

i wanna demolish

[solid tapir]

you can play on anaglyph

[west copper]

You need to win

[solid tapir]

and take a negative skip tag

[uncut moat]

you just skip the whole other message that completes the sentence huh

[alpine basalt]

man this is why I hate zodiac man, literally 0 econ outside of a gold joker even with rolling cause of these stupid ass planet merchant

[west copper]

Yes

[lunar zealot]

That only works until around 80/150

[austere escarp]

another thing that makes smeared kinda good with my setup is it gives me more opportunities to get face cards with sock and buskin

[lunar zealot]

Anyway you should have been stickering jokers while you beat c+

[west copper]

I’m just concerned how I’m gonna do shit like pop corn or whatever

[alpine basalt]

and I got photochad, we're now chilling as fuck

[west copper]

lol

[solid tapir]

get popcorn ante 7-8

easy

then you can skip for it if you win

[uncut moat]

i like that 9/10 times planet merchant is a downside

[formal abyss]

empress on photochad is so hot

[alpine basalt]

10/10*

[west copper]

I gotta play more in the mindset of getting a few slots open for sticker jokers and not just for scoring / Econ / whatever

Cause I’m always full on slots by then

[uncut moat]

no theres like 2 uses

[manic talon]

photochad + 3 bad jokers moment

[solid tapir]

sometimes you can sell some scoring jokers for useless ones so you can sticker them

[uncut moat]

constellation and campfire

and thats it

[alpine basalt]

you're right

[solid tapir]

that's what I did on my plasma ws

[uncut moat]

its good for like two jokers

and then notbing

[alpine basalt]

I wasn't thinking about constellation

[zinc karma]

Alright... Im not feeling secure doing these 3 now, may i get tips for each of them?

[west copper]

Am I deadass about to get c++ and c+ before getting c

Fucking illusion voucher

😭

[lunar zealot]

You're forgetting one more

[alpine basalt]

go to -20 dollars early game while you need discards, then get out of it once you have econ or no longer need discards

[uncut moat]

satelite is not a joker

[lunar zealot]

Planet merchant is the absolute worst possible way to get +chips for obelisk

[alpine basalt]

jokerless is just straights

[acoustic kettle]

Campfire is fire

[uncut moat]

that too ig

[west copper]

It is??

Huh

[uncut moat]

do you think i meant that literally

[west copper]

Yes

[coral summit]

Not sure what I should do here

[acoustic kettle]

Planet merchant tier 2 should be satellite instead

[west copper]

Cry

[zinc karma]

Should i run 2 econ jokers there?

[austere escarp]

L

[west copper]

All seriousness though probably maybe only open like arcana? Or just skip this shop

[alpine basalt]

depends on which econ jokers you get tbh

[zinc karma]

Arcana and fingers is fine ig

[austere escarp]

I got screwed by the one boss that lowers ur levels

into plant

[west copper]

“This run is the most lucky run ever” 💔

All roads lead to plant

[uncut moat]

Planet Tycoon - Planet cards may not appear in the shop

[austere escarp]

I coulda rolled but I wasnt paying attention

[coral summit]

Death or Priestess

This early

[west copper]

Priestess

Early death is eh

[acoustic kettle]

Planet tycoon sould just be changed to satellite

Fits the tycoon theme

[west copper]

Black hole should synergize with satellite

[alpine basalt]

that would be a banger

[west copper]

Hey actually

Yeah

Black hole should count as every independent planet being used

At once

For constellation

[coral summit]

$9 left

Econ or four fingers

[uncut moat]

its a spectral card

[acoustic kettle]

Op

[lunar zealot]

Econ duh

[alpine basalt]

econ

[uncut moat]

hold R

[lunar zealot]

Econ can buy many four fingers

[zinc karma]

Constellation should get the 0.1x mult for every lvl given by black hole

[coral summit]

Everyone says “hold r” what the fuck is “r”

I’m playin dis shit on an iPhone

[west copper]

Resetting the run

Oh

[uncut moat]

plug in a keyboard

[west copper]

God I’m really being dense today

[lunar zealot]

Oh my god

Buy the econ

[round fox]

yall what should i take?
sixth sense + dna or spectral pack

[west copper]

Sixth sense and dna over one limited pack of spectrals

Versus like

A lot more

[zinc karma]

Dna sixth sense is sick

[acoustic kettle]

Immolate in spectral

Smh

[round fox]

same shop is kinda crazy too

[lunar zealot]

Immolate in the spectral

[west copper]

Ouija and Sigil in spectral

Call it

[zinc karma]

Family and sigil

[west copper]

You OPENED IT???

[uncut moat]

6th sense rework that makes it debuff the 6 instead of destroying it so it doesnt have two upsides

[west copper]

The dna and sixth sense 💔💔💔💔

[zinc karma]

Not me

[uncut moat]

genios!!

[west copper]

Oh

[west copper]

Yeah okay

[alpine basalt]

NOOOOOOO THE PLANT

MY PHOTOCHAD

[west copper]

I’m so fucking dumb tonight

Jesus

Not even the original poster

😭 😭

[lunar zealot]

Astro

Go to sleep

good fucking god

[west copper]

This is literally the fourth time I’ve done something dense

The all nighters are hitting me

Goodnight

[lunar zealot]

GO TO BED

goodnight!

[coral summit]

Why my luck suck so bad

[alpine basalt]

this guy is joking right

[coral summit]

What

[uncut moat]

top 1 econ joker ante 1

[alpine basalt]

rebate and overstock ante 1 round 2

this run is won

[uncut moat]

nerf rebate

[coral summit]

?

[uncut moat]

make rebate $3

[uncut moat]

rebate is the best economy joker period

[hardy fable]

also, did you not buy the buffoon pack

open spectral because all the spectral you don't open has immolate🗣️

schrodingers immolate trust

[uncut moat]

even 1 trigger puts it above golden joker

and with deckfixing it just gets way better

[alpine basalt]

by some miracle I might live through the plant

[zinc karma]

Every arcana and spectral are Schrodingers souls

🔥

[formal abyss]

3/10 ragebait do better

[alpine basalt]

schrodingers immolate

[flat gorge]

hi can someone explain how perkeo works 😭 i got it in one run and i didn't understand it properly. thank u!!

[zinc karma]

+1 consumable

Neg consumable

Random consumable copied

[hardy fable]

you buy smth it make that smth but negative

[tranquil cargo]

when you click the "next round" button in a shop, you get a copy of 1 of your consumables

and it doesn't occupy a consumable slot

[flat gorge]

ohhhh

[uncut moat]

you have a hermit, it makes a hermit that doesnt take up space

boom easy

[flat gorge]

got it

i mean, i lost the run just after getting perkeo

so that's pretty unlucky

[zinc karma]

Why does four fingers looks like its prepared for a fon fon?

[alpine basalt]

I did not, infact, get past the plant.

[hardy fable]

dk what's a fon fon

[alpine basalt]

we hate the plant

[hardy fable]

we hate vv

[coral summit]

Literally I did what you told me to and I lost on ante 2 first round

[hardy fable]

luck Issue rebate is still good

[coral summit]

Because my hands were shitty and I didn’t have chips or mult to compensate

Cool I’m not choosing to go bankrupt next time

[uncut moat]

play a full house and a straight idk

[coral summit]

[coral summit]

I did

That’s like 500-600 points on average I needed 900

[uncut moat]

make rebate uncommon

[zinc karma]

Translate it if thats possible with this 4k full hd screenshot (its worth it)

[hardy fable]

plus why didn't you have a joker? buying the buffoon pack isn't gonna ruin your econ

[hardy fable]

I'll just use Ai

[uncut moat]

boo

[night turret]

Lets see

[uncut moat]

use google translate

[night turret]

I havent reset yet

[alpine basalt]

I may have just lost to the ante 0 boss

[hardy fable]

a boss where you only need to score 200?

[uncut moat]

100

actually

[hardy fable]

why take hieroglyph ante 1

[uncut moat]

oh wait no

200

[alpine basalt]

(I was farming money with faceless and did not draw a 1/5 chance 4 times in a row)

[zinc karma]

Why not?

Scaling economy

Farming aura

[alpine basalt]

had ALOT of money and wanted to scale econ

[zinc karma]

Lol

[alpine basalt]

I died with 40$

but alas, the game said no! you will NOT draw another ace or 7, and it was the psychic so I just lost

[solid tapir]

because its kinda ass

[lucid plank]

It's fun to ante 8 with absolutely ridiculous jokers

[uncut moat]

be rich or die tryin

[alpine basalt]

hindsight, shoulda just played the 2 pair, but I wasn't really worried about scoring cause its ante 0

[lucid plank]

[alpine basalt]

hence death of the run

[solid tapir]

wrathful, greedy, lusty, glutenous

[zinc karma]

Now try chips only black deck

For fun, ofc

[shy abyss]

google translate is AI

[lucid plank]

I did that before, it involved a Weeee

[uncut moat]

burps

[lucid plank]

[uncut moat]

does a stylish jig

farts

[zinc karma]

I love wee, but i hate playing around it cuz ts needs retriggers (hack) and never get one

[alpine basalt]

man I need to stop playing white stake lmao, I keep misplaying with mystic summit cause I think I have less discards than I do

[zinc karma]

I love summit

[uncut moat]

i love wee joker hack gold ticket

shits fun

[lucid plank]

I had a wee build the other day that went absolutely ham, but i was lucky to have tons of retriggers and poly 2s

[zinc karma]

Prob my fav +mult common joker early game

[uncut moat]

meh

its great it just bores me

banana funner

[shy abyss]

halfsies ❤️

[zinc karma]

My first ever wee run was on plasma, which i got wee and chad out of 2 judgement ante 1

[uncut moat]

i wish there were any 3oak jokers

[zinc karma]

Prob

[zinc karma]

Why would u play 3oak if u can play 4oak?

[uncut moat]

because theres no 3oak jokers

keep up

[zinc karma]

As far as i remember, theres only 1 4oak 🤔

Maybe

[night turret]

Up to ante 5

almost like 20 rerolls

No swash

[alpine basalt]

you gotta be fucking kidding me, again?

I do NOT want you baron

[lucid plank]

Swash doesn't exist unless you don't need them, then he's always around

[zinc karma]

Clearly drunkard and swash

[night turret]

He always appars

[uncut moat]

jokers that go with 4oak+
duo, trio, family, most if not all retrigger jokers since you have extra cards to use

jokers that go with 3oak
half joker
uhhhhhhh

[alpine basalt]

thats what I took, this run is won

[night turret]

Kid you not, I had gotten him 3 times in a single ante

[zinc karma]

And half+ the ones u mentioned

[night turret]

I had only 8 dollars worth in joker value

[rapid frost]

cryptid mod users trying not to defend their cheating when they post an image of getting to ante 69420 23 consecutive times in a row: