🕹・game-discussion

[solid tapir]

water

[vapid nest]

Lol

[unreal island]

Yeah

[smoky inlet]

Also is this broken cause the blueprint triggered like 8 times consecutively and the astronaut did not trigger 8 times consectuively

[buoyant crater]

can someone explain this please (: ?

[buoyant ridge]

should i cheat now ?

[solid tapir]

Spaceman is broken

[winter pike]

[solid tapir]

ew..

😔

[lunar zealot]

Play a hand until it's your most played and then any hand you play that isn't that hand makes obelisk gain xmult

Playing your most played hand resets obelisk to x1

[winter pike]

my spaceman went 17/17 once

[solid tapir]

let's say high card is your most played hand at 22 hands, as long as you play a different hand under 22 it will scale

[smoky inlet]

If you look at your run info, you can see how many hands you have played of each hand type, if you play the hadn type with the highest amount played that multiplier resets

[buoyant ridge]

why is everything so unbalanced in this game, this game is a huge rng fest

[lunar zealot]

dude play pairs

[solid tapir]

that is possibly the greatest spaceman of all time

[lunar zealot]

that eliminates half the rng

[buoyant crater]

OH SHIT, dayummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, thanks guys!

[buoyant ridge]

maybe should i play anohter deck if plasma isnt for me ?

[lunar zealot]

Obelisk is really really good

it just rewards playing smart

[solid tapir]

considering the fact that you cheat in your runs, I am not surprised you think this way

you're not putting in time to actually improve

[winter pike]

it was with oops tbf but 17/17, even with oops is insane

[buoyant ridge]

i cant improve

[buoyant crater]

i never played it so lets try it, thanks guys

[solid tapir]

this is just not true and a defeatist mindset

[solid tapir]

true

[lunar zealot]

Obelisk is great but needs some prerequisites

you need a +mult joker and +chips joker

[buoyant ridge]

better would be jokers with 1000X mult and hanging chad retrigger card 10 times

[solid tapir]

or planet levels

[lunar zealot]

And both need to be able to trigger no matter what

i.e unconditional

so that your obelisk pivot goes smoothly

[vapid nest]

1/131000 according to chat gpt

[lunar zealot]

Other than that just be careful

[solid tapir]

even with oops ?

[vapid nest]

Yes

[solid tapir]

damn

[lunar zealot]

The recommended hand to spam for obelisk is pairs because pairs are really really good anyway

[vapid nest]

Without would be billions

[solid tapir]

Obelisk requires you to play slowly fr

[buoyant ridge]

bro i have 400 hours in this game

[solid tapir]

make sure to check the times played for your hands

[winter pike]

yeah insanely lucky

[lunar zealot]

12 pairs is the minimum needed for an obelisk pivot

[solid tapir]

I literally check it after each hand I play when I'm doing an obby run

[lunar zealot]

We recommend 14

and if you want to play it safe play 16

[solid tapir]

400 hours of not putting in effort to improve

[vapid nest]

I dont have a 16 card in my deck, i need to use more strengths?

[solid tapir]

yes

[lunar zealot]

is this supposed to be a joke

[solid tapir]

yes Kami, it is a joke.

[smoky inlet]

Yo uh does the dagger work like madness in regards to eternal

[solid tapir]

[vapid nest]

😭

[lunar zealot]

it's not very funny

[lunar zealot]

Dagger cannot kill eternals

[solid tapir]

dagger does not eat eternals

[vapid nest]

Its abt balatro

[lunar zealot]

because eternals cannot be destroyed by ant means

Any means

but also ant means

[solid tapir]

use your psychic powers to destroy the eternal

[strong cedar]

it’s an interesting seed. Had a look through antes 1 and 2 mostly

In the first shop I ended up grabbing the Red Card from the Buffoon Pack

Only source of mult in that shop I could afford

The Cartomancer was rental meaning it would probably kill my economy if I kept it for more than one round, plus the generated tarot may not be helpful for scoring

Anyways in the second shop I bought the celestial pack and skipped it for some Mult

There was a zany joker in the next ante which I was able to use to survive longer for money saving purposes

Didn’t go much further than that

[hard zinc]

lucky cat run

[lunar zealot]

What the shit LMAO

[smoky inlet]

gg lmao

[solid tapir]

did you die in ante 3

[minor portal]

eternals can be destroyed by losing the run... 🚰

[winter pike]

hungry cat

[lunar zealot]

you still need chad

[solid tapir]

double abstract is actually gg

[lunar zealot]

otherwise that's just x4 mult

[strong cedar]

no I didn’t bc I haven’t gone much further since

I didn’t continue the run after I just came here to talk abt the first few rounds

[lunar zealot]

chad makes it x64

[solid tapir]

fairs, I actually found the red card line to not be winning, there was a grimbo in shop 2 round 2 that I used to get to ante 6

[serene forge]

am i wrong to believe that the people who complain about rng in this game are people who also think bloodstone is a good jonkler

[solid tapir]

with the help of some other jonklers

[buoyant ridge]

what should i do here ?

[solid tapir]

you can buy habubu

but save money fr

[vapid nest]

You really hate bloodstone

[solid tapir]

you're broke

[cyan juniper]

Collect interest

[lunar zealot]

I think they at least have self awareness

[smoky inlet]

Oh I love hallucination

[winter pike]

gotta test your hypothesis

[strong cedar]

I see

[hard zinc]

works better than expected. Making over 100$ per round

[buoyant ridge]

nah, its eternal

[serene forge]

i think i go next

[solid tapir]

eternal hallucination is not bad

[solid tapir]

great value generator that I wouldn't mind having in my final line up

[lunar zealot]

everyone who voted bbc is correct

[vapid nest]

Thank you

[solid tapir]

I want obelisk run

[winter pike]

i dont

[solid tapir]

hasn't happened in a while

[winter pike]

[strong cedar]

That card pack skip could potentially be used for Red Card mult if you wanted to save money but it’s not optimal

Although buying packs to skip em isn’t optimal either. Red Card is hard to scale when you don’t have the economy for it and even then it’s mostly better to use the things in the pack you buy rather than skip it especially for tarot packs or planet packs usually

[minor portal]

Obelisk when it comes to certainly being one of the rare jokers of all time

[solid tapir]

red card was too expensive for the seed

the only time your econ would take flight was when you'd get midas laster on

[lunar zealot]

obelisk is great so idk if that sentence has the effect you want it to have

[hard zinc]

final round. Not gonna beat this blind

[left delta]

Pretty nice! Just got the legendary a bit ago too!

[winter pike]

YORICK MY BOY

[solid tapir]

the rick

[strong cedar]

Astley

[buoyant crater]

yo wtf, obelisk is still confusing tho

[hard zinc]

zamnnn

[minor portal]

oh boy I get to play hc pair until sometime eventually

[solid tapir]

gay pillar

[winter pike]

what is the ancient joker

[strong cedar]

no

gayncient pillar

[lunar zealot]

14 pairs actually and then you're good to pivot

again i think your vendetta against obelisk might stem from inexperience using the thing

[minor portal]

pivot my campfire

[solid tapir]

this is probably true

[lunar zealot]

Obelisk is x0.2 per hand

[strong cedar]

Fuckin love obelisk

[lunar zealot]

x0.8 per round

x2.4 per ante

[strong cedar]

GOATED jonkler

[lament crater]

yesy

[smoky inlet]

Something I do hate is campfire

[solid tapir]

hello yukie

[lunar zealot]

obelisk scales faster per ante (x2.4) than yorick (~x1.3) and madness (x1) combined

[smoky inlet]

Autocorrect f you

[lunar zealot]

and that makes obelisk unbelievably phenomenal

[lament crater]

give me a deck to get to gold stake

[hasty harness]

4 new stickers + stickering checkered deck :p

[strong cedar]

Campfire is good dude

[solid tapir]

have you done plasma ?

[winter pike]

no one saw this coming

[lunar zealot]

Like i really cannot stress it enough

[solid tapir]

hehe

[smoky inlet]

In my own opinion

I hate it

[lament crater]

it was my first ever gold stake

[solid tapir]

nice, you should try painted if you haven't

[smoky inlet]

I know it’s not and I just don’t like using it

[minor portal]

I think I will just continue to unreasonably hate jokers I dislike even if they are considered good.

[lament crater]

my highest outside of plasma is checkered

[solid tapir]

checkered deck is a nice one too

[lament crater]

blue stake on checkered rn

[solid tapir]

can gs checkered too then

[unreal island]

134 dollar egg

[solid tapir]

but do give painted a shot

[lunar zealot]

this is a symptom of the anti intellectualism pandemic so prevalent in our modern society

[winter pike]

painted was my first or second i believe

[strong cedar]

there are vouchers that help with campfire (the discount ones), also planet merchant and tarot merchant as tarots and planets are usually cheaper than jokers so you can buy and sell more (but do this after u got a good build)

gold stake has rentals that can help with scaling campfire as they buy and sell for 1 dollar

[winter pike]

painted is fun

[solid tapir]

based

[lament crater]

i'll try both painted and checkered

tmrw

[solid tapir]

good luck

:)

[smoky inlet]

Btw when I go for it tips for the black deck

[lament crater]

thank you

[winter pike]

i dont see this

[stiff fjord]

we live in a society

[solid tapir]

both are fun decks

[lament crater]

good night 🙏

[serene forge]

I love Campfire

[smoky inlet]

Gold stake

[winter pike]

checkered is kinda boring imo, not the worst

[solid tapir]

gn yukie, sleep well

[solid tapir]

does A. need glasses chat

[unreal island]

Swash inflation tech op?

Now i just need golden needle

[winter pike]

i actually do

[lunar zealot]

i wonder how you feel about minorities

[solid tapir]

same

[lunar zealot]

i think i already know how you feel about them

[solid tapir]

sexy swash

[strong cedar]

Economy economy economy

DO NOT KILL YOUR ECONOMY

And find ANY way to survive. With -1 hand you’ll need extra support from jokers more than ever, but if you don’t find em don’t be scared to use tarots and planets early to live

Life or death on that cursed thing

[lunar zealot]

Uhhh pray to god

[buoyant crater]

my cards are so gay heyo wth

[solid tapir]

based lineup

[unreal island]

Always go for baron mime

[minor portal]

what an interesting thing to say after talking about a virtual card game

[lunar zealot]

Should be gg

[winter pike]

hold r until riff raff

[lunar zealot]

Just play pairs

[solid tapir]

if this person is a newcomer then you are dooming them with this advice

[lunar zealot]

you can even pivot to flushes if you keep aj

[unreal island]

[solid tapir]

[lunar zealot]

But eh

[smoky inlet]

Best early game jocker fr

[buoyant crater]

for the obelisk right?

[lunar zealot]

Yuh

[unreal island]

Straight jokering it?

[smoky inlet]

Love tiff raff

[solid tapir]

tiff taff

[winter pike]

riff taff

[stiff fjord]

wiff waff

[lunar zealot]

Obelisk is the more consistent strat here than aj

[solid tapir]

roffle raffle jonkler

[buoyant crater]

i was playing high card, but pair seem better since high card give me nothing

[lunar zealot]

Obviously keep aj for the polychrome

[smoky inlet]

They scale basically the same

[winter pike]

riffle raffle

[buoyant ridge]

loosing again...

[solid tapir]

pairs are an extra 10 chips

[unreal island]

Acc go fuck urself

[solid tapir]

makes a difference

[lunar zealot]

but it could go here for a more consistent xmult joker

[solid tapir]

lmao

[lunar zealot]

Like ummmm

[buoyant crater]

what is '' aj '' ?

[lunar zealot]

see2?

[lunar zealot]

ancient joker

[solid tapir]

Old Joker

[winter pike]

never seen anything more worth it

[lunar zealot]

Buy it

[minor portal]

that's honestly a steal

[buoyant crater]

oh yea mb

[lunar zealot]

Hone more like bone

[eternal flame]

thanks I guess?

[stiff fjord]

take hone

[buoyant ridge]

whats the best i can do on plasma if i dont find anything with mult or x mult ante 4 ?

[solid tapir]

if I can afford hone, its a nice pickup imho

[buoyant ridge]

restart ?

[solid tapir]

chips

[lunar zealot]

It's kind of a nothing voucher

does nothing to help or hinder you

[solid tapir]

prioritize chips early and then find xmult later

[strong cedar]

homner’s bone

[buoyant ridge]

that doenst help, the blinds outscale you after ante 4-5

[solid tapir]

if that's happening

then you don't have enough chips

[unreal island]

Thanks.

[winter pike]

youre welcome

[minor portal]

card sharp is carrying I see

[lunar zealot]

I see nothing wrong with this

[solid tapir]

early card sharp is nice

mercury run it is

[lunar zealot]

if anything if you can't proc it consistently that's a skill issue

[stiff fjord]

shard carp

[lunar zealot]

and you suck at balatro

[winter pike]

the humble eye

[solid tapir]

I hate the eye honestly

[strong cedar]

when do u usually pivot from chips

I think chips are fine for ante 8 I almost always get chips to ante 8 when I do gold stake

There are a few ways to do it

[winter pike]

the eye is just the needle in a trench coat for some builds

[solid tapir]

I like chips so I prefer doing chips only plasma runs, however on gs, chips only does die to the violent vessel. I find myself pivoting to xmult in ante 6

[solid tapir]

my beloved pair builds, yes.

this is why I put some levels in other hands too

[lunar zealot]

COUGH COUGH SUPERNOVA

[solid tapir]

it helps a lot

[eternal flame]

thanks I guess?

[winter pike]

why are you coughing on me? are you sick?

[strong cedar]

Chad + Arrowhead is good, you can add scary face or odd todd to that too

you can also use chad on wee joker chad is peak

[lunar zealot]

Yes

im down with the sickness

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[minor portal]

they should definitely make a combination of the pillar and the needle

[winter pike]

subpar

[lunar zealot]

The peedle

[solid tapir]

Here's my proposition, Wee.

I remember I once had a triple Wee run on plasma

[strong cedar]

Pivoting to XMult is sometimes kinda annoying since u gotta survive and get good mult and x mult ready at the same time

[solid tapir]

we really did go to the moon on that run

[minor portal]

wee joker fans found flush five hacking it in the boss blind

[solid tapir]

I can understand that. It's not fun for me, but what needs to be done to guarantee a win, needs to be done.

[stiff fjord]

i once had grimbo + 3 stencils on a plasma run

[lunar zealot]

Plasma is

On gold stake

plasma is

Definitely a deck

[solid tapir]

grimbo

[buoyant crater]

how many ends i can stop farm for the obelisk ?

[lunar zealot]

it's fickle

[lunar zealot]

14 pairs is usually good enough

[solid tapir]

it's indeed fickle, but I still love it

[lunar zealot]

If you are scared

play 16

and if you are roffle play 23

[eternal flame]

what the fuck is this seed doing

[buoyant crater]

okay (:, thanks !

[solid tapir]

I would rather play 20ish hands for obby

[eternal flame]

literally 1 in a hundredred jillion odds

[minor portal]

acrobatics my beloved

[lunar zealot]

Not super optimal but like

[strong cedar]

plasma chips on gold dies to violet vessel so I pray for boss reroll voucher ngl

[solid tapir]

seed

[lunar zealot]

Obelisk is obelisk

[solid tapir]

I'm just scared

[lunar zealot]

dont be

obelisk will always be there for you

He loves you

[solid tapir]

quite a few times my hands have reached like 17 on all my playable hands

[minor portal]

Acrobatics is my third (should be second but there's an egg in first place) most used joker fr

[left vigil]

Winning.

[lunar zealot]

but how

[solid tapir]

because my overall build was weaker

so I had to play more throwaway hands

I did end up surviving every time tho

[serene forge]

I hate Plasma Deck

[winter pike]

what dont you hate

[solid tapir]

her gf

[serene forge]

@hybrid tendon

[buoyant crater]

whats the best (if you can explain why)

[stiff fjord]

i do not like banner

[serene forge]

arua

[solid tapir]

Aura

[lunar zealot]

Aura on the lucky

[winter pike]

how lovely

anything else?

[solid tapir]

Ouija is just ass

[hybrid tendon]

yayy

[minor portal]

Banner is an average joker at best

[lunar zealot]

but ass is good

[serene forge]

red card probably idk

[lunar zealot]

ouija is less than ass

[buoyant crater]

OHHHHHHHHH OKAY

[serene forge]

[solid tapir]

Banner when it helps me win my plasma gold stake run

[wicked warren]

this game really wants me to go straights

[serene forge]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN CHECK MARK

[winter pike]

red card is good

[lunar zealot]

DO YOU NOT LIKE ASS

[solid tapir]

then go straights

[lunar zealot]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY

[serene forge]

how the fuck would i know

[solid tapir]

straight people like ass too

[minor portal]

Asterisk, exceptions may apply.

[lunar zealot]

Not anymore

I used the machine

[hybrid tendon]

nah she's a boobs girl

[serene forge]

i thought it overheated

[solid tapir]

still great for early game scoring

if you're not discarding

[buoyant crater]

i see all of you like this when u giving me tips

[lunar zealot]

Oh shut the fuck up

LMAO

[minor portal]

Banner is meh

It isn't great but not bad

[terse dock]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1415780753735680151

[lunar zealot]

Banner is banner

[solid tapir]

we're balatro players

[minor portal]

Free chips is free chips at the end of the day.

[terse dock]

×2

wait im a guy can I still ×2

[serene forge]

nothing in balatro is free

[eternal flame]

ok thanks I guess?

[hybrid tendon]

transitionnning moment

[solid tapir]

peach supremacy

[strong cedar]

this is why I love plasma deck

SCALEY TIME

[serene forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156721486288126023/1432490963426607235/A67AE45C-2E88-4F45-AF9F-37AD5DAEA8EC.mov?ex=69013eac&is=68ffed2c&hm=41a691ac0e47bc66d894f3e317288213bc98f0ca539dcfe4f352b8751bb05d18&

[minor portal]

Stuck between a rock and a hard place with these options to choose from.

[serene forge]

the nefarious violet vessel

[solid tapir]

I had a plasma bull run when I was winstreaking it on gold stake

very fun time

[lunar zealot]

Unironically take stone card over stone card

Stone card is good but stone card does more for this build

[terse dock]

can I ×2 if im a boobs guy

[lunar zealot]

stone card can be picked if you prefer it

[solid tapir]

why not

[lunar zealot]

but generally take stone card

[hybrid tendon]

sure, you get a pass

[solid tapir]

some consideration for f stone card, no?

[winter pike]

❓

[strong cedar]

gimme boss reroll voucher my beloved

[minor portal]

If the cards had flavors what would they taste like

[winter pike]

the stone card does way more

[terse dock]

idk man theres more aura to lesbians discussing boobies compared to men discussing boobies

[minor portal]

I think holographic would be like cotton candy

[solid tapir]

+4 mult would taste spicy

[winter pike]

i dont see it

[serene forge]

i think popcorn would taste like popcorn

[winter pike]

you stole my joke

:(

[solid tapir]

in my experience men are more caveman when they speak about boobs

[strong cedar]

OMG TODD I LOVE YOU

[solid tapir]

so fair enough

[winter pike]

i bet ice cream would taste like ice cream

[hybrid tendon]

red card would be hot sauce

[terse dock]

Polychrome would taste like pork

[solid tapir]

polychrome would be like tasting the rainbow

[winter pike]

so skittles

[solid tapir]

yes

[simple bronze]

Is this Ggs?

[solid tapir]

not really

[terse dock]

Need vamp

[unreal island]

[simple bronze]

I really do

[terse dock]

This is gg though

[solid tapir]

that's a nice 6

[unreal island]

Double credit card synergy

[buoyant crater]

for the achievement when we need to finish a run with only 4 joker or less, if i have 5 in the shop but 4 when i battle, does it count ?

[strong cedar]

Judgement just gave me MORE CHIPSSSS

[minor portal]

this amount of debt on ante 1

[winter pike]

no

[terse dock]

private school

[solid tapir]

real

[unreal island]

And it only gets bigger!

[buoyant crater]

ohh

[unreal island]

USA national debt build

[solid tapir]

you'll be fine, two lucky procs

[serene forge]

wdym credit card is d tier its literally 20 free dolar

[solid tapir]

and you'll be out of debt

spoken like a true gambler

[minor portal]

rest in peace all future loans. you probably can't even take the certificate joker at this rate

[solid tapir]

credit card helped me beat gold stake

[strong cedar]

OK I HAVE A CHICOT NOW WTF
temperance gonna go crazy

[winter pike]

chigoat

[solid tapir]

chigoat

[serene forge]

[terse dock]

Eternal clever joker

[strong cedar]

NOW I DONT DIE TO VIOLET VESSEL LATER

[solid tapir]

clever joker is the goat

[strong cedar]

WERE COOKING

[viral raft]

Yep, even on Rep/Rep+ they decided to make more "meh" items, nerf the most op ones and make the most useless kinda okau, so basically makes the game more skill bases instead of just R until treasure room have a Tier 4.

[solid tapir]

exactly

[strong cedar]

FUCK YOU VIOLET VESSEL

[serene forge]

thats a devious jonkler silly

[terse dock]

Fml

[solid tapir]

chicot is so fucking goated man

[hybrid tendon]

I see more of a division as how the people treat others than the gender of the one speaking, cos I've also seen women speak like that

[terse dock]

Hanging myself

[winter pike]

violet vessel can fuck me as many times as it wants and ill still like it

[minor portal]

do not the hanged man

[terse dock]

I'm not gay, greg

[strong cedar]

thank god I don’t know anyone called Violet

[solid tapir]

I have also seen women speak like that, but not as much as men.

I'd like to believe my social circle is quite diverse so I get to experience all sorts

[hybrid tendon]

more often I've seen the caveman way when like they were only trating that aspect as a sexual thing only and not as part of a whole person(without care of), or treating that person as a sexual thing

[solid tapir]

what 😭

[terse dock]

@serene forge

[solid tapir]

ye

[terse dock]

Google booby

[solid tapir]

this is the caveman

[hybrid tendon]

ye

[minor portal]

blunder super reaction after blunder super reaction

[solid tapir]

okay

tropical birb

[serene forge]

[hybrid tendon]

and like I've seen men speak about those "like a lesbian would" idk if you get me

but yeah

[terse dock]

I dont get homophobes

[serene forge]

i dont either

[solid tapir]

the most common thing I've heard is "She hasn't met a good man"

which grosses me out ngl

[terse dock]

Sure they like an out not an in but you like boobies what the fuck's your problem

[hybrid tendon]

no like I mean, men speaking about boobs in a lesbian way, but yeah that's gross

[solid tapir]

ah ic

[terse dock]

I know I look like a pickme right now but

[hybrid tendon]

nah you're so real for that

[solid tapir]

you're good g

[hybrid tendon]

I mean, you don't have the complexity of the gender spectrum applied to it but you're good

[buoyant crater]

it change what boss we are gonna fight against ? (i never picked it)

[hybrid tendon]

yeah

[terse dock]

yeah

[solid tapir]

yes

[minor portal]

the joke has been retconned I give up

[buoyant crater]

thanks!

[minor portal]

Anyway

[hybrid tendon]

passer la blinde

[terse dock]

The joke has been what

[winter pike]

no, the game just lies to you for no reason

[solid tapir]

this is true

lielatro

[terse dock]

Look at Matador

[minor portal]

The joke was tier one voucher

[hybrid tendon]

it does tho, on some jokers

[serene forge]

reading the card tag explains the card tag

[winter pike]

i make those kinds of statements from time to time

[solid tapir]

that is also true

[hybrid tendon]

I don't remember which joker but it says played, and actually it's scored

[solid tapir]

[hybrid tendon]

and not played

[winter pike]

hmm, i feel like ive said that before...

[solid tapir]

matador

[solid tapir]

same

[terse dock]

superposition?

[hybrid tendon]

but on others it says played, and means played, not scored

[winter pike]

probably just deja vu

[buoyant crater]

the translation in french had a lot of issues (not this one but its much easy to ask) thanks guys

[hybrid tendon]

hold on I'll find it

[winter pike]

i would remember what i said

[terse dock]

Flower pot?

[solid tapir]

true

[serene forge]

o i see

[buoyant ridge]

and loosing again because the game wont give me baron/mime

[solid tapir]

bro

Baron on gold stake

[terse dock]

You have debug installed just cheat them in

[minor portal]

flower pot works with debuffed suits no?

[winter pike]

i did it

[buoyant ridge]

oh wit, right ;D

[solid tapir]

doing it is another thing, hoping for it as a win condition is just white stake pilled

[terse dock]

Hot take: baron isnt a bottom 10 joker

[winter pike]

i suppose that is true

[winter pike]

youre right, bottom 5

[hybrid tendon]

hold on I might be an idiot and didn't read all the description cos I just read keywords

[serene forge]

i think you need to stop blaming rng and learn to adapt

[terse dock]

Superposition and Flower Pot have weird wording

[buoyant ridge]

finished

[winter pike]

i have a suspicion

[buoyant ridge]

i cant

this game is trolling me xD

this rng is far worster than the game peglin

[terse dock]

This is a won run

3/4 of the jokers are common

[unreal island]

Ts gotta be the worst soul oat

[stiff ore]

best run yet

[minor portal]

the balatro seed is laced I can't find anything that immediately lets me win

[hybrid tendon]

yeah but I meant vampire/midas or something like that I was just blind, I am a balatro player after all

[serene forge]

its yorick trust

[simple bronze]

Now Ggs?

[terse dock]

Were you misremembering from release?

[unreal island]

Ykw fuck it im selling campfire

Expensive asf anyway

[simple bronze]

What I have x multiple

[hybrid tendon]

I could try looking up how to help with that cos yeah it kinda sucks

[minor portal]

what does ggs mean to you

[terse dock]

They used to be played on release instead of scored

[buoyant crater]

thats so kind of you, but you don't have to! i can show you the few cards were the translation is kinda messed up

[minor portal]

this is a joker line up of all time

[serene forge]

eternal rental photograph with fib and odd todd was certainly the decision of all time

[simple bronze]

I win?

[unreal island]

Well.. uh

[hybrid tendon]

nah it's from like a week ago lmao, It says both "played" and "when scored" or "on scoring" on them, kinda dumb should only say one of those

[unreal island]

I dont know about that one

[winter pike]

still good

[terse dock]

Play aces pareidolia trust

[hybrid tendon]

nah I mean like for the game itself, not only you

[terse dock]

God

[buoyant crater]

much better !

[terse dock]

Release balatro was so wacky

Does anyone here remember old orange stake

[buoyant ridge]

i just want game go brrrrr

[serene forge]

i dont rember it but i know what it was

[eternal flame]

fun way to go out

[hybrid tendon]

nah I bought the game in may and didn't get serious before august

this year

[terse dock]

It was ass

[unreal island]

@serene forge thank you :3

[terse dock]

But it did have God's gift to man

(Old campfire)

[tawny grove]

guys i have a dilemma

[serene forge]

take it

the scaling outweighs the loss of mult

[terse dock]

Scaled 0.5x

[hybrid tendon]

burnt is worth it even with green dw

[tawny grove]

AIGHT

[buoyant crater]

oh i didnt know but when i hit a full hand it count like a pair and a brelan (im stupid thats the point of a full hand)

[terse dock]

Is French real

[hybrid tendon]

yes it is

[buoyant crater]

but since its full hand and not brelan, i didnt know it worked

[lucid plank]

Loving this nutty erratic deck with Shoot and Barron, it's just crazy enough

[hybrid tendon]

brelan is the actual name of 3oak in french y'all dw

[simple bronze]

Oh look

I win

[terse dock]

If it contains the word "contain" all hands that incorporate that hand proc it

[hybrid tendon]

yeah full house contains a 3oak in it so it works

[simple bronze]

Paradolia goated

[terse dock]

So like for the duo a three of a kind and four of a kind proc

[unreal island]

Its over!

I 100% balatro!

[terse dock]

Pareidolia*

[simple bronze]

Yes very good

Synergizes with Midas mask

90% of my deck was gold

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[warped dirge]

who doesnt

[glossy dagger]

Me

I love RNG

[hybrid tendon]

a lot of people surprisingly

[terse dock]

Smeared Joker

Lusty Joker though lusty loves everyone

[buoyant ridge]

and dead again

[simple bronze]

Oh no my gambling game has end

Rng

[winter pike]

i feel like youve said this before...

[terse dock]

The fuck did you expect taking a bean into ante 3

[serene forge]

ngl if youre in ante 3 with no jokers that's your fault

[twin lantern]

Lusty joker would be so cool man 😁

[buoyant ridge]

maybe i should only play one hand and dont pick early planet packs

[hybrid tendon]

I mean yeah you have no jokers and no econ

[glossy dagger]

Thoughts on this?

[hybrid tendon]

lmaoooooooo

[winter pike]

chigoat

[serene forge]

i fucking hate generative ai

[winter pike]

must be accurate

[simple bronze]

Why is blackboard and Mr bones on here

[terse dock]

No
No
No
Yes
No
Yes
No
Yes
No
No
No
No
Yes

[hybrid tendon]

at least chicot is there

[minor portal]

some of the best you say

[glossy dagger]

This was from copilot not me

[buoyant crater]

that look bad

[serene forge]

🐴

[warped dirge]

forever grateful for mr bones he saved my speedrunner achievement

[alpine basalt]

ahhhhh, gotta love popping a soul card on abandoned deck and getting canio

[terse dock]

Take it for temperance value

[minor portal]

I think copilot is cooking to be fr trust

[terse dock]

Or verdant leaf bait

[pale wolf]

🦓

[serene forge]

nah if you get two copies of fingers you can play straights that contain three of a kind trust

[pale wolf]

it's still a good hit

[buoyant crater]

oh true

[pale wolf]

at least its not trib

[alpine basalt]

I would've thrown the run and reused the seed if it was trib ngl

it was like round 2

[simple bronze]

Thats an ex win because that deck has destroyed face cards already

[west copper]

Why is misprint joker on here

Lmao

[warped dirge]

if you get trib you do all you can to get face cards

[terse dock]

Brother fucking splash is there

[serene forge]

if you get trib you sell it for 10 dollars

[alpine basalt]

ironically i've already added glass face cards to the deck, I just havent drawn them for 5 rounds in a row

[west copper]

Ai Feeds off news articles and Reddit how the fuck did splash and misprint get fed to ai data enough times being called “good” that it ends up on a best joker list

[alpine basalt]

satire

[west copper]

Lmao

[hybrid tendon]

because it feeds off reddit

[west copper]

Thought the Reddit hated misprint and splash

[simple bronze]

Splash is good you can trigger photochad while playing high card

[glossy dagger]

What kinda substance is reddit on?

[west copper]

WAIT

[warped dirge]

does it feed off roffle's chat too

[west copper]

ASK IT WHAT ARE THE WORST JOKERS

LOL

[pale wolf]

canio on abandoned is at least as good as glass joker; you need to use tarots or standard packs to get a specific kind of card, and then usually tarots to destroy the cards

[cosmic sun]

quirk chungus

[hybrid tendon]

same one as youtube

[west copper]

Pre patch balatro

[alpine basalt]

lost the run with canio 😔

[west copper]

It’s feeding info off of pre patch

Opinions

Red card is amazing now

But was god awful back then

[hybrid tendon]

last patch was a year ago wasnt it ?

[west copper]

Due to Orange stake

[cosmic sun]

there are many reddit idiots

[wintry ice]

what wonderful timing

[dark otter]

is this the greatest vagabond run oat?

[serene forge]

they are bad at this game

[pale wolf]

pheddit

[glossy dagger]

BRUH WHAT

[cosmic sun]

at least 70% of the time I'm on that sub there's some dumbass who can't handle spending for red card

[west copper]

I wonder what the ai thinks are the worst jokers

lol

[dark otter]

looks inside

[winter pike]

the humble justice

[wintry ice]

funnily enough steel cards did most of the work on this run

[alpine basalt]

man what is with abandoned deck and finding everything related to face cards, first shop business card are we serious? I would pay money to get these seeds on literally anyyyyy other deck

[wintry ice]

mime, blue seal and a joker that increases consumable slots does a lot

[hybrid tendon]

we love glass cards in here

(with chad)

[winter pike]

what do those jokers do?

[glossy dagger]

Looked it up and got banner, square and superposition.

[twin lantern]

Im a joker

[winter pike]

indeed we do

[west copper]

I’m LOSING MY FUCKING MIND

[hybrid tendon]

SQUARE ??????????

[alpine basalt]

agreed agreed and ehhhhhhhh

[simple bronze]

Honestly don’t disagree

Based clanker

[stiff fjord]

i don't think square joker is that bad

[wintry ice]

first one increases consumable slots by 2
second one makes steels count as gold and vice versa
third one is aj for retriggers

[alpine basalt]

sqaure is just worse than the competition

[winter pike]

i dont like this

[alpine basalt]

wee chad is the goat

[west copper]

If you think Yorick has “poor scaling” you genuinely don’t play enough balatro

No offense

[wintry ice]

square is consistent

[west copper]

😭😭😭

How can anyone say Yorick is a “poor scaler”

[cosmic sun]

hes a giga noob

[hybrid tendon]

+16 per round is pretty good, it doesn't lose to competition, only to wee and that's a rare

[glossy dagger]

I like square joker x spare trousers

[shell dagger]

squares only direct competition is runner

square is cheaper, scales slower but is way easier and more consistent to scale

[alpine basalt]

the humble runner

[buoyant ridge]

we are cooked, f plasma deck

[echo yew]

@scarlet charm hi

[scarlet charm]

hai

[hybrid tendon]

runner is not as consistent

sure runner it's good but it's pretty equal

[wintry ice]

and castle but it's kind of iffy with grimbo and stuff

[hybrid tendon]

trueeeee

[west copper]

DUDE????

[cosmic sun]

Square is used for longer ngl

[alpine basalt]

depends on the deck really, my playstyle I rarely play 4 card hands

[simple bronze]

Uh throw back gives .25 mult every blind I skip so that’s .5 mult every ante

[wintry ice]

runner and square both get to 300 chips relatively easily

[wintry ice]

you can play anything as long as you don't need a 5th card

[unreal island]

The duo??

[serene forge]

nah

[stiff fjord]

my beloved chip scalers

[wintry ice]

it scales bases on cards played and not cards scored

[echo yew]

seance is my favorite rare joker

[hybrid tendon]

just play a pair with 2 trash cards

[winter pike]

i mean, some of those can be inconsistent but what is the duo doing there

[echo yew]

how are you

[scarlet charm]

good! how about you

[west copper]

Yeah ai has the opinions of an actual r/balatro user

[echo yew]

good

[scarlet charm]

yay

[simple bronze]

The robot agrees

[echo yew]

yay

[wintry ice]

chip jokers are always going to be useful regardless of how good they are due to the scarcity of them

[serene forge]

square joker is not a two pair joker
spare trousers is not a two pair joker
and runner is not a straight joker

[hybrid tendon]

truee

[scarlet charm]

throwback is good

[wintry ice]

amelia's cavalry

[scarlet charm]

trust

[alpine basalt]

next thing you know AI is gonna say BS is a shit joker cause it is too conditional

[hybrid tendon]

it's gonna say bp bs yuri is bad

[wintry ice]

i can't check because i installed an addon that removes gemini from google

[cosmic sun]

it doesn't think for itself

[west copper]

Throwback is garbage bait joker

Also he’s trying to say throwback has better scaling then fucking YORICK

[glossy dagger]

wym spare trousers isn't two pair?

[alpine basalt]

I just -ai in all my searches

[simple bronze]

Brainstorm is bad

[unreal island]

Hey arent you that pi guy

[echo yew]

no

[fading dome]

Correct argumentation, wrong conclusion lol

[west copper]

Why is the ai lowkey rage baiting

😭 😭 😭

[unreal island]

Its not wrong that it has limitations but damn bro ai has some wild takes

[serene forge]

because you don't play two pairs long term with it

[winter pike]

1/0! + 1/1! + 1/2! + 1/3! + 1/4! + 1/5! + 1/6! + 1/7! + 1/8! + 1/9! + 1/10! + 1/11! + 1/12! + 1/13! + 1/14! + 1/15! + 1/16! + 1/17! + 1/18! + 1/19! + 1/20! + ... + 1/n!

[wintry ice]

kami would agree

[unreal island]

Ask it about baron

[serene forge]

you play two pairs to scale it then play something like pair

[scarlet charm]

throwback is good
throwback is bad
throwback is good
bell curve meme

[echo yew]

what is n

[cosmic sun]

no

[wintry ice]

undefined

[hybrid tendon]

it's an an engine that runs off two pairs but you switch to a better hand after a while

[simple bronze]

ChatGPT says it’s good

[wintry ice]

throwback is good
throwback is bad
throwback is a polychrome joker

[scarlet charm]

LMAOO

[winter pike]

it approaches infinite

[winter pike]

its e

[cosmic sun]

we know you're ragebaiting but you're also bad at this game at the same time

[echo yew]

hi im e

[cosmic sun]

[west copper]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[wintry ice]

no it's undefined because you can't divide something by 0

[shell dagger]

it’s not

[scarlet charm]

i hate wee joker

[serene forge]

[shell dagger]

it’s just the taylor expansion of e^0 ie e

[wintry ice]

unless it's dividing by 0!

[alpine basalt]

0! is not 0

[echo yew]

blueprint is actually a bad joker because if you have a holographic xmult joker that blueprint copies you cant get the full effect of it

[scarlet charm]

rt95 jumpscare

[winter pike]

this you?

[wintry ice]

because that's 1

[fading dome]

I love sourcing ChatGPT for things it knows nothing about

[echo yew]

me too

[shell dagger]

hallo

[echo yew]

worst joker ever

[hybrid tendon]

I mean you like throwback so it's expected

[wintry ice]

okay it's dividing by 0!

[winter pike]

thats what i wrote

[manic talon]

Love it when dies to Plant turbo doesnt meet the plant, free win incoming

[cosmic sun]

witnessing the erosion of minds in real time with ai

[wintry ice]

i did not saw

[winter pike]

e^0 is 1 not e

[fading dome]

what's your streak at Vayn?

[west copper]

The ai is successfully rage baiting me

The fucking clanker knows how to bait

It’s so over

[shell dagger]

I goofed

[winter pike]

its okay

[scarlet charm]

ain't no way we still playing this game

[cosmic sun]

it aint even thinking

if it were it would be able to optimize the absolute shit out of this game

but it sources reddit and writes a nothingburger response

[manic talon]

i just started this game today

[scarlet charm]

wasn't the update promised q1 2025

💔

[shell dagger]

confirmed not 2025

[west copper]

It is “”””thinking”””” it just uses data it’s given to form the best next word to say and makes sentences and paragraphs

[shell dagger]

that’s not thinking

[cosmic sun]

quotes doing heavy lifting

[scarlet charm]

it'll probably be worth it

[shell dagger]

generative slop

[scarlet charm]

localthunk slacking tho

[wintry ice]

it's localthunking

[west copper]

To be fair balancing balatro must be a fucking nightmare

[cosmic sun]

it's not like the AIs people think about in science fiction

[echo yew]

my phone can do that too!

Balatro is a great place to start if you want to go to the beach

[wintry ice]

indie game development is sporadic

[west copper]

Yeah, phones have BEEN able to do that

It justs a very minor version of actual generative ai

[manic talon]

I LOVE BLOODSTONE GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (its mostly triboulet doing work here tbh)
also 36 streak 🙂

[west copper]

That usually makes no sense

[echo yew]

my phone is better at it than gemini

[scarlet charm]

waow

ggs

[wintry ice]

basically ai is llm with marketing

[scarlet charm]

i love gambling

[buoyant crater]

is this good ?

[west copper]

Anyway fuck ai but the way ai works is interesting to say the least

Ai is very useful for gathering data for bad balatro takes from sources like Reddit

[wintry ice]

it's great in the lategame

[manic talon]

yes, with money

[wintry ice]

i'd take it if i was above interest

[buoyant crater]

okay lmao, not rn i guess

[manic talon]

why would you want data from reddit

[west copper]

One Reddit user suggests jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge will never not be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

That’s why

[wintry ice]

just take lusty and go

[alpine basalt]

campfire top 5 (non-leg) jokers for just winning runs not lategame

[west copper]

Campfires insanely strong

I’ve never understood hate for it

[buoyant crater]

oh dayum

[west copper]

But in his situation

Yeah

He needs lusty

Why are u -7 on ante 1 brother

With only CREDIT CARD

[alpine basalt]

I used to be a campfire hater till it saved a gs run of mine

[wintry ice]

it's better to not get yourself killed by no +mult

[buoyant crater]

credit card go brrrrrrrrrr

[alpine basalt]

gotta get that round 1 voucher

[west copper]

-7 ante 1 round 1 I’d hold r

Ngl

[buoyant crater]

I HAD NO CHOICE

[west copper]

Lusty joker as primary scoring too

[alpine basalt]

nahhhhh

[west copper]

💔

[alpine basalt]

saveable

[buoyant crater]

i will save it (maybe not)

[west copper]

Fym no choice??

[alpine basalt]

just don't buy anything ever

[west copper]

What was the voucher??

The instant game win one???

😭 😭 😭

[west copper]

DUDE

😭😭😭😭

[alpine basalt]

FOR THAT

[buoyant crater]

IM LEARNING

IDK

[hybrid tendon]

planet merchant is not good don't take it

[winter pike]

this might be the worst play of all time

[hybrid tendon]

yeah they're new give them some slack y'all

[winter pike]

i shant lie

[buoyant crater]

ok now i know

LMAO

SORRY

[west copper]

Listen that would be good MID GAME

When you have MONEY

[alpine basalt]

-7 for planet merchant is a shakespearian tragedy

[west copper]

but that is GOD AWFUL now

Since your BROKE

and ur only scoring is lusty

[buoyant crater]

OKAY IM GIVING UP THIS ONE

[alpine basalt]

no don't give up

you got it

[west copper]

No continue it

[alpine basalt]

I believe

[winter pike]

lmao

[buoyant crater]

okay i do it then

[west copper]

I wanna see if it’s saveable

Actually when you do lose pass the seed I wanna do exactly what you did and see if u can beat the run

[echo yew]

wait until the big blind soul

[buoyant crater]

i will send it (:

[alpine basalt]

this one's got potential

[west copper]

Why do souls love to appear on big blind

Specifically

This is like ball

[alpine basalt]

frfr

[west copper]

I lit never see souls outside of big blind

[echo yew]

why do souls love to give me only canio and chicot

[west copper]

Chicot goated

[alpine basalt]

we love getting canio on abandoned deck

[hybrid tendon]

in my 100 hours of playing I got like 12 souls and no perkeo

[uncut slate]

yeah I'm actually impressed anyone would ever consider this play

[echo yew]

i've gotten like around 8 souls in normal runs and all of them have given me either canio or chicot

so i only have those 2 legendaries unlocked

[buoyant crater]

let me discover the game xxxxx

[west copper]

No listen

He has telescope so there’s potential

But you don’t buy both of them on ANTE 1 ROUND 1 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

You’ll never afford ANYTHING

[uncut slate]

nebula gives free tele

[west copper]

oh so planet merchant mb I thought he took a skip tag

[uncut slate]

and planet merchant is uncorrelated with telescope right

[buoyant crater]

thats why i bought it, i was like thats synergize

but seem not so

now i know

[uncut slate]

planet merchant only affects the planet cards in the rerollable shopafaik

[wintry ice]

do i just stop removing cards now

[uncut slate]

doesn't do anything for the packs

[manic talon]

you should sell yorick now

[west copper]

Yeah wait I was gonna say you can use it to lower planet pool cards

But then I realized

He has telescope

😭 😭 😭

[wintry ice]

no i'm using him on your favorite deck

[hybrid tendon]

you can keep removing as long as you can use all your discards fully

[west copper]

It’s actually useless

For nebula that early

[buoyant crater]

LOL

[crimson sundial]

i hate the wall...

[wintry ice]

my beloved

[willow frost]

🌩️ 🌩️ 🌩️

[hybrid tendon]

BLANK IS NAMED À BLANC ???????? THAT'S SO BAAAD

[echo yew]

tf is this thing

[west copper]

thank god we forced you to get rid of cc.. you would’ve taken that in a heart beat wouldn’t you

[mild scaffold]

Bro ..

[buoyant crater]

what is cc ?

[west copper]

They are.. STILL doing this joke?

[buoyant crater]

AHAHAHAHA

[alpine basalt]

I just had a lucky card pop mult on every single retrigger, for a 1/5^6 chance, tf

[west copper]

Credit card

[hybrid tendon]

I always take blank when I can :p

[buoyant crater]

i bought only like 8 so yea, need to do the unlock achievement >>

[alpine basalt]

I wanted to farm my gold seal cards :(

[crimson sundial]

ye same

[west copper]

Do you also fall for cheese on a mouse trap

[wintry ice]

uh what do i sell supernova for

[hybrid tendon]

god I love cheese

[west copper]

And a box with a stick holding it up

[hybrid tendon]

yes

[west copper]

Rat maxxing

[hybrid tendon]

what stick btw ?

the box is floating

[buoyant crater]

i need money

[lunar zealot]

Ooh wee oo i look just like buddy holly

[ripe iris]

since when was planet x a joker

[hybrid tendon]

oo oo and you're mary tyler moore

[crimson sundial]

yeah, obviusly bro

[wintry ice]

extra credit

[alpine basalt]

doubles money: 1$

[wintry ice]

might be my favorite joker from the mod

[lunar zealot]

Ngl that seems too good

[hybrid tendon]

I'm not a rat, just a bit silly :p

[wintry ice]

it could be +10

[lunar zealot]

Make it +8

[west copper]

Worlds first black hole synergy

God black hole is so fucking under whelming dude

[mild scaffold]

Yep

[west copper]

I forget it exists

[wintry ice]

it makes black hole the free win it wants to look like

so uh do i sell supernova for chad or drunkard

[west copper]

Genuinely black hole is just so sad

All that aura

[lunar zealot]

Ur mom

[west copper]

Just for soul to demolish

[echo yew]

do the secret hand levels count towards it if you haven't unlocked them yet

[wintry ice]

ur dad

[alpine basalt]

I just find it in planet packs every once in a while and its basically just ooh piece of candy when it actually appears

[west copper]

Is black hole meant to be like a planet side version of the soul cause like GOD it feels rarer and it’s just a morbillion times worse

[wintry ice]

it's probably not the most overpowered joker in the mod

[grim thunder]

:D

[unborn cliff]

yeah pretty much

they have roughly the same rarity

[wintry ice]

you know what i feel like doing a cat run

[west copper]

Insane dude

They should not be on par

In rarity

😭😭😭

[unborn cliff]

they're close i think soul is still rarer

[west copper]

Treating black hole like it stands a chance against soul

[unborn cliff]

i dont know

[ripe iris]

in what world are black hole and soul even remotely on the same level bro

[winter pike]

no theyre both the same

0.3% per card

[unborn cliff]

💔

[willow frost]

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[west copper]

Lmao

He did got em actually

[wintry ice]

yorick synergy

[west copper]

Dude why did you take Yorick it’s a “poor scaler”