🕹・game-discussion

[pale grotto]

The water was to much

But i got a negative astronomer

But 0 mercurys

[solid tapir]

such is the way of balala

[pale grotto]

Any tips for the double or nothing challenge?

[solid tapir]

haven't played many of the challenges

so I wouldn't know

[flat rock]

Oh wait balatro is getting an update

Peak

[lyric shore]

normal game but your gold cards have red seals

score with jokers and that's it

[pale grotto]

But i only know the way of photochad

[solid tapir]

then cure yourself of balala brainrot

[manic talon]

go the opposite, go lobotomy

get green joker, ride the bus, or supernova

[solid tapir]

lobotomy is a way, no brain to rot

[pale grotto]

This is lobotomy?

[manic talon]

the cards being debuffed doesnt matter if your jokers independently gives mult

[manic talon]

yes, you play pairs until you die, doing the same thing over and over

[pale grotto]

Oh then i was playing lobotomy for a long time ago

[manic talon]

its also kinda the most consistent gameplan rn

[flat rock]

How can one hate yorick

[manic talon]

cuz he sucks

[flat rock]

He doesn't

Really helpful in higher stakes

[left delta]

This might be fun!!

[fading cobalt]

when my build relies on paredolia and I get the plant

[manic talon]

nah

[solid tapir]

well

it's not good, but I wish you luck

[manic talon]

i guess early psychic is good

[flat rock]

You would have gotten at least 3x mult by the end
However chicot was probably the better choice here

[left delta]

Ya but it’s funny!

[solid tapir]

ofc

I am a rick believer

[manic talon]

i have sold every yorick i saw and so far i still havent lost my streak

[flat rock]

🥀

[manic talon]

and i dont intend to stop

[hollow birch]

I'm an old boomer and haven't played in ages -- I just did a double rare negative skip to start the game off w/ brainstorm/blueprint and end up with these 2 eternal choices on ghost deck - wat do?

[manic talon]

you skipped twice so you probably need scoring so i guess shoot the moon

[hollow birch]

yeah I need scoring for sure

[solid tapir]

stm run

[valid abyss]

slay queen

[green meteor]

Polychrome Brainstorm??

Actual proof of God

Seed

[hollow birch]

I hexed it

[valid abyss]

you mean Jod

jimbod

[hollow birch]

because I'm ghost deck

[valid abyss]

jimbo god

[hollow birch]

I had $0 brainstorm and $0 blueprint in shop while I still had the hex card

I bought the brainstorm and used the hex

then bought the blueprint

[valid abyss]

you have a nice foil blueprint and a polychrome brainstorm so scoring in the next 2 rounds wont be TOO hard

just try and get more planets and a good scoring joker

[hollow birch]

I just don't know if I hit 1200 without grabbing one of these now

the only other thing in the shop was an arcana or a celestial I can't remember

[valid abyss]

take the stm

and eat the celestial

[hollow birch]

ah this is waht it was actually

[hollow birch]

cheers brooooo

[valid abyss]

im awesome

make it so its stm > blueprint > brainstorm

in that order

[hollow birch]

you leave the arcana for now so you can get the voucher next round yea?

[valid abyss]

im sure you already know but just a reminder

[valid abyss]

yeah

interest is awesome

[hollow birch]

oh it's been so long I welcome all info lmao

[valid abyss]

balatro relapse

[hollow birch]

wait would this bes tupid lmao @valid abyss

I guess the rare jokers got me hungry

[valid abyss]

i'm a gambler so id do it

[hollow birch]

i'd be losin out on the voucher

[valid abyss]

oh right round 2

dont take it

probably not worth it youll get some shit like obelisk

holy FUCK i love mail in rebate

[lament crater]

ante 2 blueprint brainstorm

aight man

[hollow birch]

I literally just had 2 runs in a row trying to show my friend balatro and I was trying to tell him about the cool re-trigger rare jokers that I couldn't find, and then he went to sleep and this run started lmao

[solid tapir]

the pillar is great

[lament crater]

😭

meanwhile the 7 jokers i'm missing for C that just won't appear in my shop

[valid abyss]

HOLY FUCKIGN STANDARD PACK PULL

[winter pike]

whats making your cards look like that

[valid abyss]

#1412350576762814501

[winter pike]

thanks

[valid abyss]

i obviously

won

[pale grotto]

Congrats!!!

[solid tapir]

veri nice

[hollow birch]

@valid abyss invis joker by ante 4 too lmao

but this is where I inevitably start fkn things up

just sell the chad or sly and then after the 2 rounds sell the other one and sell invis and hope it doesn't hit the stm yeah?

[solid tapir]

stm is your scoring so its not a bad hit

but preferably it hits one of your copy jokers

[hollow birch]

right yeah

[pale grotto]

Hex is going to land in Chad, trust me

[hollow birch]

I just figured the copies would be best

[valid abyss]

AAA

soryr i was dnd

[hollow birch]

I'd be laughing at how much better some experienced players would have their deck looking already by now in ante 4

on this seed

also amybe crying

[valid abyss]

sell sly take invis i believe

whats your deck look like

[pale wolf]

sly is +50 and chad could be more scoring potential with bonus/stone/glass(maybe)

tough decision

[hollow birch]

deck is super pedestrian atm

[eternal flame]

the game is trying to tell me something

[valid abyss]

woah you need some deck fixing

[valid abyss]

looks inside

[hollow birch]

YA

[pale wolf]

id probably keep sly I guess unless ur overscoring by a lot already

[hollow birch]

I knowwwwwwwwwwww

I'm not overscoring by a lot anymore

I hit an immolate and hanged man and deathed some queens and that was all I had

[valid abyss]

goodbye awesome run with the funny polychrome red seal in standard pack

[pale wolf]

i need to streak blue deck

[valid abyss]

i drew like shit

[pale wolf]

maybe i need to streak abandoned instead actually

[hollow birch]

do you always take director's cut

[valid abyss]

can someone awesome tell zeba that the dumb balatrodle argument is old and stupid and to unblock me

[valid abyss]

yes

never know if you get the head with an all-hearts bloodstone run

[hollow birch]

IO need ECON

[valid abyss]

the humble buffoon pack

[pale wolf]

beautiful

photochad from riff raff incoming xd

[olive portal]

is an eternal sticker from riff raff possible?

[solid tapir]

riff raff can't generate jokers with stickers

[vocal rose]

no

[valid abyss]

pwease?

[hollow birch]

would it be a big D play if i just hit a ouija and it hit all Q's

[valid abyss]

i do not think so

[pale wolf]

chad...

[hollow birch]

I should give some of you good guys this seed

so I can feel bad about myself

I don't even know what to celestial tbh

[olive portal]

ok i think

[olive portal]

you're great im sure

[hollow birch]

no im a washed obomer

boomer too*

[olive portal]

just look at roffle

he has 82 grandchildren and still plays balatro

[hollow birch]

i hadn't palyed in like a year until couple days ago

f I'm older than roffle

[eternal flame]

ain't no way

unc

[hollow birch]

BRO

[olive portal]

he doesnt say his age so i just assume he's already in a coffin

[hollow birch]

oof

alright so what kind of hadn do you even want to be celestialing in this situation

[valid abyss]

he was a reference for mr bones

[hollow birch]

i need an adult

[pale wolf]

is it early enough for groker

i think i can

im gonna

[hollow birch]

whats groker

[valid abyss]

green joker

the funny guy on the left

[valid abyss]

high card since stm needs queens held in hand

try to also make another hand co-exist if you dont draw enough queens

[floral mural]

make pairs also exist for eye purposes

probably

[valid abyss]

i recommend making yourself exist too

really helps with the high scoring runs

[pale wolf]

wait

[hollow birch]

overrated tbh

[pale wolf]

im playing castle this is way too late for groker

[valid abyss]

thats the spirit

[lament crater]

honesty

just buy egg

what nobody tells you

and this is top secret

intel

[hollow birch]

do you ever feel like you're the smallest doll in a babushka doll

[valid abyss]

top 10 tricks omlette haters HATE...

[lament crater]

if you carry it from the

ante 1 to ante 8

it turns into the best joker

gives you immense chips, xchips, mult, xmult

[floral mural]

egg is a good temperance slot until you need that slot for scoring

[valid abyss]

r slash im 87 and this is deep

[hollow birch]

what

[valid abyss]

temperance gives sell value of all owned jokers

[lament crater]

r slash sovietunionboomers

[valid abyss]

and since egg gets $3 bigger every round

[hollow birch]

it's from an australian comedian's song 😭

[valid abyss]

im not upside down so i wouldnt know

[hollow birch]

netiher am i

was for a bit tho

[valid abyss]

sounds like what an upside down individual would say

[valid abyss]

the mask is slipping

the facade is showing

[hollow birch]

the facade is always showing

that's why it's a facade

zoomer

[valid abyss]

fuck

[hollow birch]

gdi

[valid abyss]

i'm going to kill your jimbo

to defend myself

the facade being obvious as a facade means that the facade itself is no longer a facade

[lament crater]

what if balatro turned into yugioh

[valid abyss]

so if the facade is showing

then youre aware of its facadeness

and its not a facade anymore

[hollow birch]

I sell the sly, then the invis and take voucher yea?

[valid abyss]

if invis is actively jiggling then yeah

[hollow birch]

yeah it's ready

[valid abyss]

sly then invis then funny voucher

[hollow birch]

alright for 200 rubels

guess what the invis joker dupes

[valid abyss]

brain storm ™

[stray barn]

im shitting myself

this is thbe best start ive ever had

[hollow birch]

nt

[valid abyss]

i would recommend stopping then continuing the game

[valid abyss]

I WAS GONNA SAY BLUEPRINT

[hollow birch]

oh that was actually best case, that one was foil

[stray barn]

no like i dont mean that literally lol

im just sayinh like holy shit how

[valid abyss]

obviously you do

nobody ever lies

[stray barn]

well i DO.

[valid abyss]

(im evil dr house))

[hollow birch]

wait ice do you take that arcane before voucher or just continue

arcana*

[lament crater]

i dont want my invis to jiggle..

[valid abyss]

if youre a big gambler and hope for a hermit in the arcana then yeah

[pale wolf]

wouldnt the poly be best case

[valid abyss]

but i wouldnt recommend it

[hollow birch]

yep I blacked out

ignore that

[valid abyss]

50 chips is cool though

[hollow birch]

I forgot it was poly

lmao

[lament crater]

i am foil lover

[valid abyss]

more chips equals more chips to multiply

[lament crater]

(i play plasma deck)

[stray barn]

NO

WHAT

[valid abyss]

what the fuck is your seed

i want your seed

right now

[lament crater]

hey hey hey

what about the first date?

[hollow birch]

phrasing

[stray barn]

im in the middle of it ill give it to you after

[lament crater]

😭

this is

[valid abyss]

as a train conductor i'd like to backtrack on my previous statement

[lament crater]

😭

[stray barn]

this is green stake ghost deck (its green cuz i need to climb up the stakes)

[lament crater]

iceave i have a perkeo first ante (not filtered) and brainstorm + sixth sense ante 2 seed

[valid abyss]

blah blah blah all i hear is seeded

[lament crater]

i had it natural

found it natural i kean

[valid abyss]

all i hear is lies

[lament crater]

mean

istg

[valid abyss]

dont worry i have a far better seed

it got me e82

which is 71 es above my previous high score

[lament crater]

how would i know that brainstorm is on the 3rd temperance then?

[hollow birch]

bro where do I GET MONEY

[lament crater]

judgement

i mean

[valid abyss]

hermit, temperance, egg, rocket, golden joker, not spending all your money for interest, more hermit and more hermit

[pale wolf]

i should do high score hunt

but im afraid itll turn into a month of naneinf chasing

[hollow birch]

I mean I know the things i just haven't found

[heavy solstice]

How did this win orange stake

[floral mural]

taking hologram would be good later but right now would do nothing

[pale wolf]

and i do not wanna mobile naneinf tbh

[lament crater]

1BTXNQX5
ante 1, after big blind you get a arcana pack, it has soul
ante 2, you HAVE to pick up judgement, copy it and on the 3rd one you get brainstorm
then there's also sixth sense and hermit and temperance later on

[floral mural]

this is just buy hologram

[valid abyss]

save up money for interest then reroll whe n you have enough and find more money tarots

[floral mural]

isnt it

[valid abyss]

it is quite buy hologram

[pale wolf]

uuuuh tbh i dont trust the jokerless start

[vocal rose]

buffoon pack

[pale wolf]

with no income on the not passively scaling xmult

[stray barn]

i

[shell dagger]

lock in and do it first try

[pale wolf]

i just pack

[hollow birch]

so do you ignore opening buffoon/arcana here for more int @valid abyss

[valid abyss]

who the fuck socked your buskin what is going on

[signal frigate]

Balatro is unfortunately not optimized on mobile so it gets way laggier there

[stray barn]

i dont know

[valid abyss]

yeah

it will be painful but yeah

[valid abyss]

im glad you didnt immediately take the baron unlike some STUPId dumb IDIOTS who just take baron every time they see it

i would really really recommend finding a mime btw

[signal frigate]

Stick to the Queens, make them steels

[lament crater]

i never take baron

[hollow birch]

oh yeah I need steels

[signal frigate]

It's unironically better to go Shoot the moon for ante 8 runs

[pale wolf]

stm and baron is a legitimately decent combo

[valid abyss]

can we see the deck

[floral mural]

im rusty hell nah

[valid abyss]

wgat how

[hollow birch]

I haven't changed a thing with the deck yet

literally havent had a chance

[floral mural]

i just got greedy with a to do list on fucking 3 of a kind

[valid abyss]

please get the chance

[hollow birch]

send help

[pale wolf]

i wouldnt take it there with 2 copy jokers but usually I wouldnt brush it off so fast

[valid abyss]

its the only thing holding back your score

[lament crater]

just make sure to sort your hand so that queen is on the most left

[valid abyss]

7 queens

[signal frigate]

It's a very fun combo yeah

[valid abyss]

in a however many card deck

[hollow birch]

45

[valid abyss]

thats a little low

[signal frigate]

I've done it alot of times surrisingly

[lament crater]

anyways i'm gonna go joker hunt

[hollow birch]

yeah I'm a poor boy nobody loves me

[pale wolf]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1349081308160069672

reminds me of my old suggestion

[signal frigate]

You REALLY need to get your interest cap up

[hollow birch]

yo I want all these things trusttttttttt

[signal frigate]

Get your econ back

[lament crater]

can someone summon a uhm

campfire

[valid abyss]

save up from your allowance then we'll think about buying you toys

[signal frigate]

Just leave the jokers, open the pack and maybe get a steel or a temperance

[lament crater]

or onyx agate

or glass joker

into my run

pls?

[hollow birch]

oh dw I just missed out on $3 by forgetting to uncheck the non-gold seal overcard on high card

fml

[valid abyss]

No

hope this helps!

[lament crater]

it does

now i will get an e run

round 1 stuntman

[valid abyss]

im the most helpful man alive

[hollow birch]

@valid abyss now

[valid abyss]

PHoto chad

[hollow birch]

ytaaa

[valid abyss]

take the matador btw

its super broken

free $32 every boss blind

well

half of the boss blinds at least

[hollow birch]

uhhh

so no photo?

[valid abyss]

why would you want it

you're playing high cards

[hollow birch]

this is why you're here

do u understand

I'm a husk of a gamer

[solid tapir]

need pastel mod

[valid abyss]

i am awesome

[hollow birch]

so take that and skip the buffoon pack again

etc etc

[valid abyss]

its probably not gonna be a good buffoon pack

UNLESS you're a GAMBLER

[hollow birch]

ya u right

I normally am

but i owe it 2 my friends and fmaily to not lose this start

[lunar zealot]

Getting ox on an obelisk run gotta be the funniest shit ever LMAO

[valid abyss]

i owe it to my 2 friends to lose this start

[stray barn]

i lost it

V5JZXEK5

[lunar zealot]

like oh noooo i cant play a pair

[stray barn]

ghost deck green stake

[hollow birch]

ive got a bad feeling

[valid abyss]

1933 flushes

i either have very good hygiene

or a crippling gambling addiction

[tardy vigil]

The water bill>>>>

[blissful bronze]

we pray for symmetry

[valid abyss]

i pray for another blueprint

just to RUIN your day

[lament crater]

finally hit the road is in my shop

photochad in shop?

[valid abyss]

also is that a fucking photochad

sell everything take the photochad

so i can look inside

[blissful bronze]

FUCK YOU😭

[lament crater]

great minds think alike

[valid abyss]

HA

[hollow birch]

@valid abyss ante 6 boss now

[valid abyss]

i used to love seltzer

[lament crater]

matador 😭

[valid abyss]

till i read the last line and found out its for the next 10 hands

[hollow birch]

ice made me do it

[valid abyss]

matador is so broken

[lament crater]

2 not discovered jokers in one run

[valid abyss]

it gives you $32 EVERY* boss blind

[lament crater]

yippiee

[valid abyss]

is that pink mult

based

[lament crater]

also 14 bucks on a joker is criminal

i am ruining my econ

idc

i get min 10k every hand rn

[hollow birch]

do I death and buff or death and vouch

[valid abyss]

buff what

and vouch for what

[hollow birch]

buffoooooooooon

[valid abyss]

NOBODY abbreviates buffoon pack

[hollow birch]

it's the tarot thing idk I don't always take it but I was thinking about more deaths/hanged men

I do and I did

[valid abyss]

rule of thumb

take voucher

and another rule of thumb

do death last every time

so its in the fool

[hollow birch]

yaaaa

clever boy

[valid abyss]

i inherited genes from the scholar

[hollow birch]

uhhh real talk my scoring is gonna be embarrassing on this boss blind lmao

[valid abyss]

not the good ones

just remember to trigger boss blind ability

take your free $32\

[hollow birch]

yea I will

[valid abyss]

and play your funny hand

[lament crater]

mh..

[blissful bronze]

I sell BS no?

[lament crater]

i want glass to trigger glass joker spawning tho...

[hollow birch]

wait, can I hit the matador multiple times?

[valid abyss]

top 10 Yes

[valid abyss]

literally nothing will be different

[valid abyss]

yeah

$8 for every boss blind ability trigger

[white zodiac]

[valid abyss]

if you have 5 hands thats a free 4 hands for $8

[hollow birch]

can I play multiple clubs at once and trigger it

or do they need to be sep hands

[blissful bronze]

i score e21 rn i wll score way more

[lament crater]

best joker ong (i got hacked, this is not me saying this)

[valid abyss]

umm

seperate hands

[hollow birch]

lame

[valid abyss]

if theres a debuffed club itll give you the dolla dolla

and then you do it 3 more times

[valid abyss]

seance more like Makes no fucking sense to buy this ever

[lament crater]

i got superposition in the next shop

the synergy!

[valid abyss]

superposition more like super poo sition

[deep rapids]

not the worst joker on checkered

[lament crater]

mhhh money solved

[valid abyss]

if your argument is "not the worst on ___" and then one singular reason then its not good

disclaimer i am NOT starting an argument

i am simply being correct

[deep rapids]

im just saying its not the worst card in the game

thats all im saying

[valid abyss]

8 ball is obviously worse

now excuse me i have to kill some black deck enjoyers

(ive killed zero people)

[lament crater]

soon i can get the joker

[shell dagger]

than seance?

nah

[valid abyss]

i really wanna get thr funny wild card flush achievement

yukie can you do it for me

[lament crater]

i wanna get the joker for the 4 7 of clubs first

[valid abyss]

the thought counts

[lament crater]

but sure i kinda wanna do it too

[valid abyss]

is that a thing

[lament crater]

yeah

[valid abyss]

What

[lament crater]

seeing double

[valid abyss]

ohhh

[lament crater]

i need it for C

[wintry igloo]

should I sell the perkeo for the baron?

[lament crater]

i'm 5 jokers away from C

[valid abyss]

I thought you meant a joker that has an ability that includes that

[lament crater]

but i can start

[valid abyss]

i hate that im considering yes

[hollow birch]

gg

@valid abyss ok money situation different now

[wintry igloo]

I was already going for the kings but selling a legendary was so unusual for me 😭

[valid abyss]

i told you

im so awesome

take the arcana

and celestial

[hollow birch]

bro

lmao

[lament crater]

iceave

either i do the funny

and go for 2 wild cards

or i get money

[valid abyss]

you know what I'm thinking

[hollow birch]

@valid abyss look at that arcana opening

[valid abyss]

whar

OH

i didnt see

[lament crater]

you are right iceave

[valid abyss]

obviously sell the blueprints!!!!

[lament crater]

wild cards it is

[valid abyss]

(sell the matador)

[hollow birch]

ya ofc

was just surprising lmao

[valid abyss]

watch it be something hilarious like trib

useless

[hollow birch]

which one is trib again

I just remember perkeo

[valid abyss]

every scored king or queen gives 2x mult

which is bad since

high card tm

[hollow birch]

is there a best case

[valid abyss]

umm

chicot or canio perhaps

maybe even perkeo

[hollow birch]

canio

[valid abyss]

every face card destroyed gains 2x mult

i think it was 2x

[hollow birch]

ya i drew canio

[valid abyss]

awsome

[dense wraith]

this run is set for a while

[hollow birch]

need hanged tho no?

[valid abyss]

i still need canio to complete my funny legendary joker lineup

[valid abyss]

yeah

or trading card

or literally any card that destroys cards

[manic talon]

Woe, the 1 in 1000 be upon ye

[valid abyss]

ooo immolate would be fucking awesome

[hollow birch]

tf woiuld I get rid of hto

bp? lol

[valid abyss]

you get face cards through standard packs

[valid abyss]

what

why

[hollow birch]

I mean to fit a joker

like if it were trading card

[valid abyss]

what joker

[lament crater]

now i need 4 of them in my hand pls

[valid abyss]

oh i dont recommend doing that

just do hung men and immolates

[valid abyss]

calling jesus at 3 am gone wrong

[lament crater]

this game teases me

[valid abyss]

play the other 3 cards

trust me youll draw a 7

[lament crater]

finally

it only took me 8 antes today

[valid abyss]

i Hate clubs and diamonds

spades and hearts are so much cooler

especially spades

theres an entire song about the ace of spades

[lament crater]

and i won the run but thats no surprise

[valid abyss]

so humble

[valid abyss]

who trans'd your balatro

[lament crater]

its peak

anyways

5 more to go

[valid abyss]

so cool

[lament crater]

where did i leave my phone

[valid abyss]

man i need to unlock more cards

[lament crater]

nooo my notes

where are they

[dense wraith]

nvm fuck this boss

[valid abyss]

i ate them sorry

[lament crater]

it was in my pocket

ofc

braindead

[dense wraith]

I only drew one Jack anyway

[valid abyss]

brainstorm reference???

[dense wraith]

that I could discard

[lament crater]

need to buy onyx agate, glass joker and seeing double
need to unlock merry andy and invisible joker

[valid abyss]

screw glass joker

like he's good and all but

who frosted his texture

[dense wraith]

I can see how people would not wanna take hit the road since without enough jacks in their deck, then sometimes it whiffs completely on the worst times

I still like it tbh

[valid abyss]

whats htr do again

[acoustic kettle]

Gains mult with discarding jacks

[valid abyss]

yeah but how much

[dense wraith]

resets each round, x0.5

[valid abyss]

round???

not even ante??

terrible

[lament crater]

i want hit road the

[acoustic kettle]

It is massive mult

[valid abyss]

i want to Hit someone named Jack on The Road

[lament crater]

and for that jack to hit the road

[valid abyss]

hit the road jack

[acoustic kettle]

Htr best deck gotta be on those bugged erratic seeds

[lament crater]

and for him to come back no more

what you say?

[valid abyss]

sorry id like to interrupt your day with a jumpscare

[stiff fjord]

"hit the road"
kid named the road:

[valid abyss]

thank you for your time

[acoustic kettle]

doesn't scare me

[lament crater]

do you need a glass card for glass joker to appear in your shop?

[acoustic kettle]

Ye

[valid abyss]

AAAA

[dense wraith]

hit the road with only 4 jacks in deck is still better than speculative baron

[valid abyss]

trigger warning next time please???

[acoustic kettle]

[valid abyss]

HOLYNSHIT

[valid abyss]

only thing i know about speculation is whoever speculated this idea has a speculative mind

[hollow birch]

do I need to re-roll verdant leaf

prob no

[valid abyss]

uhhh

[hollow birch]

err prob, no?

[valid abyss]

ummm

yes

[acoustic kettle]

Is your jokers on scoring

[valid abyss]

yes to a yes

not yes to a no

reroll

[hollow birch]

crimson heart

[valid abyss]

literally worse somehow

[lament crater]

[valid abyss]

its the son of the plant

think about it guys

[acoustic kettle]

Leaf only matters if your jokers are on scoring

Or you're scrapping by for every single chips ever

[lament crater]

i already know hanging chad will come soon when i see this

[valid abyss]

looks inside with one eye

[acoustic kettle]

Speculative photochad

[valid abyss]

see guys the joke here is

[acoustic kettle]

[valid abyss]

i have two eyes

and theres only one photograph

so for me to really look inside

i gotta only see the photograph

since theres no hanging chad yet

thanks for listening

[lament crater]

how funny would it be to get another photo next shop

[valid abyss]

showman is terrible

only gives me copies of himself

and makes every arcana pack or celestial pack the exact card i dont need

[hollow birch]

gggggggggggggggg

[shell crest]

my econ is FUCKING CRAZY

[valid abyss]

this man has $62

and calls his econ crazy

[shell crest]

no look at the jokers i mean

paredolia reserved parking sock and buskin midas mask and golden ticket

[valid abyss]

Cool

tm

[solid tapir]

I just threw a great 5oak ace run, sadge.

🥀

[valid abyss]

run and look for it

why throw it in the first place

[solid tapir]

because I am brainless sometimes

[valid abyss]

glad we agree

[solid tapir]

😭

[lament crater]

mh

[solid tapir]

this has happened to me quite a few times on plasma

[dense wraith]

I hate when that happens

[lament crater]

oh stuntman

[solid tapir]

also @lament crater I did the plasma gs winstreak

[lament crater]

time to never worry again

[solid tapir]

got 5 wins

[lament crater]

woah

congrats!!

[solid tapir]

tyty

it was very painful

taking 12+ hours of balatro gameplay

[dense wraith]

I like stuntman outside of plasma deck

[valid abyss]

you bought this FULLY aware that the goad is next

[solid tapir]

unless she didn't read the boss blind

[lament crater]

i'm joker hunting, very painful as well

[lament crater]

i know

but

its plasma anyway

[dense wraith]

I don't care about the hand size loss I'll just play high card or pairs

[valid abyss]

its plasma youll be fiine

[solid tapir]

I wish you luck

[lament crater]

i can get away with any hand in ante 1

[valid abyss]

you get 1200 on round 1 basically

but like

still

[lament crater]

and i wanted to prepare for future chips

since now i score 20k off of one spade high card

and dont have to worry about buying aynthing yet

[valid abyss]

my honest responsd

balatro

[lament crater]

long time no see

[solid tapir]

dagger

[lament crater]

i love dagger

[solid tapir]

it has been a while since I got a nice dagger run

maybe one day

[lament crater]

this starts js like that run earlier that i won

[valid abyss]

i have literally never used dagger

oh

you win

immediately

[solid tapir]

if you're on plasma this is great

[lament crater]

i'll look for wild cards and glass cards now

[valid abyss]

says thr plasma enjoyer...

[solid tapir]

ofc

[solid tapir]

also dagger runs feel amazing

should try it if the seed gives on to you

[lament crater]

no glass, no wild

life is meaningless

[solid tapir]

blue seal

also the stone card isn't bad either

[lament crater]

stone joker in shop

[solid tapir]

+50 chips and money

[lament crater]

yippie

[solid tapir]

truly chips maxing

[lament crater]

hanging chad

[solid tapir]

I think the run is set now

[lament crater]

ofc the run is set, i make 86k with a spade card

[valid abyss]

Chip tm

get the funny wild card flush

[solid tapir]

flushed

[valid abyss]

😳

[solid tapir]

me when balatro

[valid abyss]

wow its been years since ive used that emoji

[lament crater]

why do you think i have 2 wild cards already and a death and fool

[valid abyss]

like actual years

[valid abyss]

i am all knowing

hope this helps

[valid abyss]

see i was right

[lament crater]

run is perfect for joker hunting

and achievement too

[shell crest]

okay i lost here, seed is 56N4BF4P i prolly could've made some better decisions

[white zodiac]

more scoring would've been nice

[valid abyss]

you CAN make better decisions

#motivation

[lament crater]

ok i can js do this

[valid abyss]

#alphamindset

[shell crest]

it felt more insulting then anything

[valid abyss]

hell yeah

[sly coral]

streak is 11 now only 4 left (black is gonna be the last deck)

[lament crater]

hi flush

[valid abyss]

HELL yeah

[white zodiac]

you're ending it on black

[arctic bone]

I have a question, I just got 3 times in a row +0 mult from the Misprint Joker, is this like super rare cause I've never gotten this wth

[sly coral]

im scared fr

[shell crest]

black deck is overhated

[white zodiac]

yeah

[valid abyss]

😳

[sly coral]

yh

[lament crater]

i am stoned

[valid abyss]

your opinion is underhated

[shell crest]

yellow deck exists yk

[valid abyss]

yellow is awesome

what are you even talking about

[lament crater]

man i was trolling

[shell crest]

have we played the same yellow deck?

[valid abyss]

i think so

[shell crest]

get rid of hanging chad there right?

[lament crater]

watch it be canio

[valid abyss]

or stoner

if not much stone

[lament crater]

i win either way

[shell crest]

oh fair enough

[lament crater]

+125 chips rn, blue joker has 106 only

[valid abyss]

i really need canio for my lineup

[lament crater]

its yorick

[valid abyss]

it is the only legendary left

[valid abyss]

yooo rick

[lament crater]

temperance value but it doesnt matter

[valid abyss]

if you call yorick temperance value i Will murder your relatives

[shell crest]

i have like 50 hours in balatro and i dont even have brainstorm unlocked yet 😭

[vocal rose]

why not

get it over with

[shell crest]

cause i havent found it yet??

[valid abyss]

i went through like 7 runs just trying to get a royal flush on small blind

[lament crater]

yorick does nothing for me

[valid abyss]

and just discarded it

[valid abyss]

you gotts discard a royal flush to get it

[shell crest]

oih is that all you have to do?

[shell crest]

oh

[valid abyss]

yes

just keep holding r and get into small blind

[shell crest]

to red deck i go

[valid abyss]

use discards looking for royal flush

[vocal rose]

discovered ≠ unlocked

you cant just randomly find it if you dont have the condition met lmfao

[white zodiac]

oh I forgot to do that oop

[shell crest]

ahhh

thanks

[white zodiac]

"you must be this tall to enter this attraction"

[stray barn]

what even do i do

i JUST GOT A SOUL

at fucking

ANTE NINE

[valid abyss]

looking in your collection and hovering over jokers does the thing

[vocal rose]

go to black stake

[stray barn]

... in this run

[valid abyss]

tough decision but maybr the dna

[lament crater]

yorick verdant leaf value

[vocal rose]

end it

[stray barn]

canio is maybe the worst one i couldve gotten rn i think

cuz really

actrually io guess i can try and destroy them

[valid abyss]

aw man

[stray barn]

but i need a joker that odest htat

HOLY SHIT

BEST PAREIDOLIA TIMING EVER

[lament crater]

ok its not temperance value

because it was verdant leaf value before i ever got to temperance

[white zodiac]

dagger food

[valid abyss]

consider your relatives dead

[lament crater]

good

[jagged torrent]

Should have resolved for a dagger and fed it

Smh

[shell dagger]

Getting better at the xmult pivot

[jagged torrent]

You disappoint me

[lament crater]

i saved money for the bull

thats why i didnt reroll

[jagged torrent]

ok that's vaild

I am not disappointed in you

[hollow birch]

yo in order for cavendish to appear do you just need to buy a gros michel and it get destroyed?

[jagged torrent]

Yep

[valid abyss]

it needs to go extinct

[pale wolf]

yea a michel needs to have extincted

[valid abyss]

not you selling it or it getting destroyed by a card

needs to hit the chance to kill itself

[stray barn]

hey

[pale wolf]

one copy each on photo and chad

[urban sun]

me taking the perishable rental bannana hoping to god it dies

[pale wolf]

its likely to

[shell dagger]

Or 2 copies of canio if it’s above 64x

[lament crater]

1 more round

[urban sun]

photochad calls

[jagged torrent]

Erm aktusually extincted is not a word 🤓 ☝️

[pale wolf]

average michel extinct is in 4 rounds

[valid abyss]

i honestly have no idea how i have photochad in my top 2 used

i barely even get photochad

how is it there

[pale wolf]

when you do get it you win

[urban sun]

tell that to the banana that lasted like 10 rounds

[pale wolf]

therefore more rounds

[urban sun]

😭

[valid abyss]

professional gamer at your service

[shell dagger]

59% to go extinct in 5 rounds

[pale wolf]

just above 50 for 4 iirc

[shell crest]

whys everything cel shaded?

[lament crater]

can you give me that skin, its wacky and i like it

[valid abyss]

#1412350576762814501

[shell dagger]

1-1/e approx in 6 rounds

[valid abyss]

makes balatro more colorful

far awesomer

[pale wolf]

i dislike it

the original art direction for balatro is perfect as is

[valid abyss]

photograph looks a tiny bit fatter in it

[urban sun]

can't wait for the update to just be wheel is now a 1 in 8 chance gl

[valid abyss]

its awesome i love balatro art but this just adds a little bit of depth to it

and color

[pale wolf]

it doesnt need depth and it has color already

[stray barn]

your cards look amazing

[pale wolf]

theyre cards

[stray barn]

how do you do that

[valid abyss]

#1412350576762814501

[shell dagger]

It has depth, the cards wiggle around

[jagged torrent]

Cool that's just your opinion

[valid abyss]

deck too

[pale wolf]

shut the fuck up

no fucking shit

[valid abyss]

it takes a bit of getting used to

afterwards it looks great

[valid abyss]

i know yeah but i like the added vibrance to the cards

thas all

[pale wolf]

I dislike it to the point that I ignore your account because I dislike seeing your game

[jagged torrent]

Well make me then

#littreally 1984

[valid abyss]

at least im unblocked i suppose

[pale wolf]

It's at least well done unlike that dark mode texture mod somebody else made

technically proficient

[valid abyss]

dark mode balatro is AWFUL i agree

[lament crater]

yippie

[valid abyss]

you need to switch to the original card art thing

in the customize deck thing

so you can get the funny shadows

best feeling

[lament crater]

why the fuck

are the diamonds green

[valid abyss]

i hate the diamond puke color

[lament crater]

nvm this is cancer to look at

[valid abyss]

youll get used to it

if not then just switch back

[lament crater]

i can barely read the ace

[hushed surge]

I like the diamonds
They are like emeralds

[lament crater]

js give me more trans texture packs

[jagged torrent]

From the minecraft movie?

[valid abyss]

you CAN change the textures yknow

make diamonds pink

and clubs a more pastel blue

[hushed surge]

What about purple

[valid abyss]

whatever you want really

[rugged bloom]

What a worthless eternal 😒

[lament crater]

imagine a boss blind

[sly coral]

12 streak

[lament crater]

that adds the eternal sticker to one of your playing cards

[pale wolf]

oh gross wait why do all the number in suit symbols have a big white outline on them

I might have to take back what I said about this pack being technically proficient

[valid abyss]

its how the pack looks

[rugged bloom]

What the fuck is that

[lament crater]

for the entirety of the boss blind

[valid abyss]

again i like the depth on it

[rugged bloom]

That physically hurts to read

[valid abyss]

i got used to it

[pale wolf]

yeah genuinely revolting

[valid abyss]

and i really like it

[hushed surge]

I also like it

[valid abyss]

see this guy is based

[rugged bloom]

See, I have an eye condition

[rugged bloom]

It's called being a functioning member of society

Anyone who likes that texture is insane /j

Arrest them

[valid abyss]

Slash jay

[rugged bloom]

Make their first joker in every run a nat Negative Blueprint

[hollow birch]

playin plasma deck rn -- if you've got an early mail-in rebate and an eternal trading card pops up in the shop, you leave the trading card alone I assume? @valid abyss

[valid abyss]

i somehow have no problem with that

[valid abyss]

i mean

trading card is great and all

[rugged bloom]

uhhhh

hmmm

[valid abyss]

but i dont think eternal is worth it

[rugged bloom]

interesting question

what stake

is it blue and above?

or black?

[lament crater]

ok i will mix 2 skins that i found now

[hollow birch]

uhhh

[valid abyss]

:3

[hollow birch]

it's the 5th stake I think?

whatever that one is

can i see somehow during run?

[valid abyss]

what the fuck just happened

ill admit i took the rare skip but

what the fuck just happened

[rugged bloom]

Blue stake

Hmm

So you have only 2 discards

tbh both as eternals suck

[hushed surge]

The rainbow looks very good

[rugged bloom]

I'd personally skip

[rugged bloom]

Okay that Invis looks amazing

[hardy tartan]

got a level 90 high card without leveling it until ante 7 😭

burnt + 2 blueprints + certificate is crazy

[rugged bloom]

Gah damn

[valid abyss]

guess what guys

[jagged torrent]

Did it land on queens?

Ofcourse it did

[valid abyss]

it didnt

[jagged torrent]

It always does 😔

[valid abyss]

thats a 3

[jagged torrent]

Oh well that's good :]

[lament crater]

now i think this is peak

[rugged bloom]

Me learning of a plane crash in Eastern New York:

[jagged torrent]

Lmaoo

[valid abyss]

what the FUCK

[lament crater]

brace the neco arc jokers

[rugged bloom]

hey who is that

they look familiar

[lament crater]

nah this is peak

[rugged bloom]

Why she look like that 😭

[clear socket]

oh baby it's time

[jagged torrent]

Hex ankh?

[clear socket]

Yuyp

[lament crater]

the photo is peak

[jagged torrent]

Nice

[rugged bloom]

What even is that supposed to be 😭

[lament crater]

these two are js

[lament crater]

photo

[solid tapir]

photochad

[lament crater]

now play with

[rugged bloom]

2 Photo 1 Chad

[lament crater]

necochad

[solid tapir]

guranyu

[solid tapir]

casting couch lineup

[rugged bloom]

That involves marble joker

[valid abyss]

what does baron look like

[solid tapir]

why marble joker

[valid abyss]

please tell me its king neco

[solid tapir]

he looks like vagabond, but poorer

[lament crater]

lemme find him

[rugged bloom]

Rock hard

[solid tapir]

makes sense