🕹・game-discussion

[jagged valve]

Only have one of these

I would use DNA mostly to fix my deck further

[balmy ridge]

seance>blueprint

[lyric shore]

dna isn't gonna help

[jagged valve]

I'm complete noob btw cuz this is my red deck white stake run

[balmy ridge]

DONT PREGNANT MAN REACT ME

[lone halo]

pick up Bugglar here with blueprint? i got 2pair at lvl19

[balmy ridge]

ill get angry

and you dont wanna see me when im angry.... heh.....

[lone halo]

id be joker locked

[lyric shore]

wont be able to lose tho

[jagged valve]

U don't think it's worth it?

[balmy ridge]

if you want, constellation flash card and square should suffice anyway

[jagged valve]

Waittt it doesn't synergize with Summit

Heck no

[lyric shore]

it doesnt do much at all

[hardy fable]

white stake is easy

[jagged valve]

Ur right

[balmy ridge]

no it isnt white stake is near impossible

[jagged valve]

I'll be swapping then

[unreal island]

was gonna mention verdant leaf but leaf does NOTHING!!!1

well acc

prevents spaceman value

[jagged valve]

RIP DNA u looked cool I guess

[balmy ridge]

sell seance before dna

surely

@unreal island i dont see c# or c*... were you trololing me

[hardy fable]

I still need to get some vouchers

[unreal island]

no bro uhm u gotta look harder

[lyric shore]

you must already have it actually

[balmy ridge]

im looking with 2 of my eyes

all 2 of em

[unreal island]

btw i got roi after getting c++ 🥀

[balmy ridge]

i have to open my third eye i guess

[unreal island]

brodie gonna get triple shot 😭

[jagged valve]

Ffs I'm cooked

No straight flush no perkeo effect

Unless...

I do high card and pray for jack

Or pair with some extras

[lyric shore]

good luck

[unreal island]

WE'VE DONE IT

[fervent umbra]

YEAHHH

[solid tapir]

money

[fervent umbra]

I FUCKING DID IT

IVE NEVER EVEN CLEARED VIOLET VESSEL BEFORE

AND I DID IT WITH ONE HAND

[solid tapir]

another game showing the violent vessel its not a real boss

good job

[ruby trail]

photochad op

[fervent umbra]

it appeared in the shop before the boss blind lol

[ruby trail]

nice

[nova mantle]

what should i do with this specimen

[buoyant crater]

what is this ? (if its very good to discover that alone dont tell me)

[hidden lance]

and i hit the crimson glitch with it too

[neon tusk]

Pretty insane run to die to the plant

[silent topaz]

if you buy it 10 times across separate runs it allows the t2 voucher to appear in the shop which does something good

[neon tusk]

And yes I moved mime for gold cards, muscle memory

[serene forge]

i hate Bloodstone

[fervent umbra]

silence

[buoyant crater]

thanks bud

[fervent umbra]

bloodstone carried me through 90% of my invis joker run

i love bloodstone

[fervent umbra]

could have naninfed if it wasnt for the evil and intimidating plant

[fervent umbra]

THIS is why i always take the boss reroll voucher

[neon tusk]

Sadly would also need a lot more pieces like even just the standard reroll voucher and an ecto

[solid tapir]

y/n

[neon tusk]

Never showed for me

[fervent umbra]

it has saved my ass more than once

[neon tusk]

I had all those vouchers and nothing

Ecto would be good because then luchador go brrrr but nope

No ecto either

[jagged valve]

Shiii

😭

1k off

Couldve clutched

[fading cobalt]

The cards I need for my build when the wall appears:

[lone halo]

they said plasma orange with Flash Card couldn't be done. on to gold stake

[fervent wolf]

Trivia: how many jokers have a number in their card art

[fading cobalt]

5

[fervent wolf]

Incorrect

[fading cobalt]

6?

[fervent wolf]

6 7

But no

[fading cobalt]

7?

[fervent wolf]

I'm not gonna answer if you gonna keep going up

By one

[brazen wigeon]

Why was this my speed runner set up

[fading cobalt]

Isnt it 7?

[serene forge]

no

[fervent wolf]

It isn't

[solid tapir]

selling chad ?

under the assumption dna works with holo

[brazen wigeon]

Yessss

[serene forge]

sell bloodstone

[fervent wolf]

Eternal

[unreal island]

why wouldnt it

[solid tapir]

Amelia it's eternal 🥀

[serene forge]

I don't care still sell it

[unreal island]

typo

[sudden prairie]

it's eternal bro

[unreal island]

😭

[sudden prairie]

Sell holo

[solid tapir]

before the edited message I was so confused

I assumed it did but I just wanted to confirm

[final gazelle]

Weirdest joker lineup I’ve ever had

[unreal island]

synergy!!!

[unreal island]

"weirdest joker lineup"

looks inside
photochad

[solid tapir]

those negatives look so cool

negative abstract looks amazing

like acid

[fading cobalt]

9

[pale wolf]

uuuh 8ball DL Credit GoldenTicket rtb technically superposition? rebate, i believe parking has a number, does to the moon? i dont think so... tcard has stats, and i think brainstorm has a number on there..
9 or 10

[fading cobalt]

Explain superposition

Parking doesnt have a number

Or to the moon

[fervent umbra]

AHHHH

[fading dome]

Credit Card, Mail-In Rebate, Driver's License, does hanging chad count?

Brainstorm doesn't have a number iirc

[fervent wolf]

It's 9

[unreal island]

negative throw that jokass back looks so good

[fervent wolf]

Yes

[pale wolf]

the background

[echo tartan]

why do i have 3 jimbos on my screen

[unreal island]

its four

but you dont understand modern art well enough

[echo tartan]

wait true

i'm a brick

[fading cobalt]

Fuck yeah

[wintry ice]

nerd

[balmy ridge]

u guys like my deck

[wintry ice]

ur deck is small

[fading cobalt]

Abstract jimbo will remember that

[pale wolf]

brainstorm doesnt have any numbers yea

[unreal island]

brain is balatrotted

[winter pike]

runner has a number

[nova mantle]

i js had my first succesful run with obelisk and i was checking the run info every hand like the FNAF cameras cuz i was so nervous of resetting it

[balmy ridge]

some things are better smaller

[fervent wolf]

It's 9

[fading cobalt]

Aw man did your wife lie to you?

[balmy ridge]

im 18 i don't have a wife

[balmy ridge]

oh

yes

awesometism

i still don't get it

[lyric shore]

it aint that funny dw

[fading cobalt]

Not at all

[nova mantle]

you forgot cloud 9

[fading cobalt]

It would have a ba dun tss and forced laugh track if someone told that joke in a sitcom

[nova mantle]

its literally a 9 made of clouds

[solid tapir]

lol

[fading cobalt]

Sell scholar?

[unreal island]

@fading cobalt y r u playing zenless zone zero and not balatro

[fading cobalt]

Oh nvm

[solid tapir]

this is smart

[balmy ridge]

i thought it was.. a cloud made oif 9s

[unreal island]

don't you know that balatro is indie game of the year 2024?

[fading dome]

1. Credit Card
2. Mail-In Rebate
3. Driver's License
4. Ride the Bus
5. Runner
6. Golden Ticket
7. Trading Card
8. 8 ball
9. Cloud 9
10. Baseball card!
    Arguably hanging chad, oa6s and pareidolia

[lyric shore]

y play zzz period

[fervent wolf]

No golden ticket

[solid tapir]

what is this list for

[unreal island]

true, its not balatro!

[fading cobalt]

Because I play games I enjoy not games that people tell me to play

[nova mantle]

drivers licence also got a number

[balmy ridge]

i tried zzz i dont like it

[fading dome]

Jokers with numbers in the art lmao

[nova mantle]

based

[solid tapir]

ah lol

[unreal island]

ok but u should play balatro

[balmy ridge]

thats cool

[fading dome]

Huh? What's the "16180339" on golden ticket stand for then

[fading cobalt]

I just got off balatro tho

[fervent wolf]

Parei arguably does but you can clearly see them

[balmy ridge]

what does that number mean

[unreal island]

oh wow thats a long break from balatro

[lyric shore]

golden ratio

[nova mantle]

its my credit card number

[fervent wolf]

I JUST realized that mb

[fading dome]

The numbers 16180339 used in the artwork of Golden Ticket are the first digits of the Golden ratio, perhaps because of the shared "golden" thread.

[nova mantle]

go buy something ❤️‍🩹

[unreal island]

there should be more math jokers that would be awesomesauce

[queen kindle]

i have no one to blame but myself

[balmy ridge]

ok what is the golden ratio

[nova mantle]

what are "math jokers"?

[fervent wolf]

Using it to buy more Balatro copies

[unreal island]

like math references in jokers like the golden ratio in golden ticket

[fading cobalt]

Ignore the fact that its yummers instead of dollars

Tenor hates having original gifs

[unreal island]

wait lmao?

[pale wolf]

Cc, 8ball, rtb, runner, c9, rebate, Baseball card's shirt?, tcard, goldticket, drivers license all have explicit numerals
pareidolia, superposition?, vagabond, chad, oops, all the rare hand xmults have representations of numbers

[fading cobalt]

I'm waiting

[unreal island]

This... This is The Seven!

[unreal island]

ok u can stop now

[nova mantle]

oh yeah fibonacci is pretty fun

[balmy ridge]

seven?.... six.... seven??? :D

[fading cobalt]

Stop waiting? Ok

[nova mantle]

idk why i thought scholar as math jokers LMAO

[balmy ridge]

STOP IT

u know what

yes im a pregnant man

[fading cobalt]

Embrace mpreg

[nova mantle]

swashbuckler fan is betrayed and kept pregnant for 1 million years

[fading dome]

Good call on the 5 xmult hand jokers lmao

Superposition seems like a stretch and Vagabond's number isn't even identifiable is it

[pale wolf]

I'm not completely sure what the background of superposition is

[nova mantle]

buy then on different platforms so you can play more balatro/s

[nova mantle]

whoever picked the bit sucks is a nerd

[pale wolf]

I feel like it's definitely an ace of spades for vagabond which the middle Spade symbol represents one to me

[serene forge]

I still think this was funny

[unreal island]

i love how its on cardboard

[pale wolf]

idolatry

[fading dome]

Looks like the greek letters Lambda and... could be Psi?

[balmy ridge]

showman putting on a show for realsies

[unreal island]

"realsies" i have found my people

[fading dome]

Might be ace of spades? if so, I'd argue that that isn't a number lol

[pale wolf]

the count of suit symbols in the card field is a representation of a number imo

like tally marks

[balmy ridge]

looks like that but i'd like to imagine its like a 2 because vagabond is poor

[fading dome]

lol

[lyric shore]

i never even thought about that background being cardboard

[novel moss]

Poly shortcut looks jank.

[unreal island]

i hate poly shortcut

found it in a run today and it almost blinded me

[fierce pewter]

chat was this a good build?

[balmy ridge]

that negative drunkard is also pretty bad lol

[pale wolf]

the address on rebate is the Seinfeld apartment iirc

[fading dome]

it is

[lyric shore]

misprint is useless but other than that fine job

[hidden lance]

damn, it had potential

[hidden lance]

no ecto or anti matter in 21 antes is kinda crazy

[fading dome]

It's definitely Lambda and Psi, though the lambda seems to have a directional arrow which I can't seem to place
These terms are both used in equations relating to quantum mechanics/superpositions, so that's probably why Thunk chose them

[vapid nest]

I saw This now on reddit

Joined here Just to see It again

[hybrid tendon]

fate

[hidden lance]

wait would 2 glass hands would have done it or is my math just bad

[willow glen]

new ish to gold stake, curious - would you take mercury and/or tc here?

mercury is ofc generally good to take but takes me down an interest level. tc is very good but probably less so as an eternal and also wrecks my econ and i'm not very strong scoring wise atm

leaning towards taking neither but curious how others would approach it

[willow glen]

2 glass hands wouldve done it just barely, ~1.97e51

[left juniper]

I'd take Mercury because pairs

[hybrid tendon]

mercury poisoning

[proven gulch]

i love these rental negatives that show up just to give me a free sticker

[proven gulch]

I take tc because it's broken

only takes u down 1 interest too

effectively same price as mercury

[hybrid tendon]

truly one of the best things out there

[manic talon]

LETS. FUCKING. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Any wins beyond this point will be a new PB

[vapid nest]

Tc because its cool

[vapid nest]

ALL Gold?

[proven gulch]

gold stake #4, 1 more to challenges :)

[manic talon]

all gold all checkered

[fading dome]

only instance google was able to find of "ψλ⃗" (discord can't even render that for me lmao) was a single scientific paper on "Optimal parent Hamiltonians for many-body systems"

[vapid nest]

Thats a lot

[manic talon]

wtf is alexander hamilton up to

[fading dome]

Good luck Vayn!

[vapid nest]

Good Luck in The next runs

[fading dome]

something something superposition

[serene forge]

drspectred should play balatro low%

[manic talon]

No he should do high% where he plays balala while high

[limpid gate]

Anyone know how to check tags on ANY ante?

[fading dome]

stoned%, where you need to get scholar and a stone card as fast as possible while high

[limpid gate]

Like, hypothetically, antes in the 10s of thousands

[lunar zealot]

The soul github

[tranquil cargo]

fun fact: naneinf is actually the lowest "highest hand score" you can achieve in a winning run

the game resets your score to 0

[serene forge]

get as many gold stickers as possible while unlocking as few things as possible

[limpid gate]

Trueee

[serene forge]

i should make a doc of that

[hybrid tendon]

smh got timed out of here for nothing

[lunar zealot]

so never win in one hand

never win using a high card

[hybrid tendon]

needle, so you can't

[lunar zealot]

never use the soul

[serene forge]

maddylove

[lunar zealot]

Never win a run

Never lose more than 4 runs

[hybrid tendon]

as I was saying, having an affair

[serene forge]

some of these are obviously impossible to dodge like blueprint

[willow glen]

that would certainly be the argument for taking it, my worry is that it doesn't translate into enough near-term strength and I end up with zero econ and also zero scoring and the run fizzles before I can close that gap. very much still trying to learn the balance for gold stake

[lunar zealot]

Never savescum

[serene forge]

does holding r count as losing a run

[left juniper]

@fading dome I see you. Just know I still haven't beaten Nopelatro but when I do I'll still be mad at you for making it (and the rest of the team)

[manic talon]

It resets your win counter but doesnt increment mr bones unlock

[fading dome]

You're probably gonna have to run math's the soul locally, I don't think any online tool supports 10k+ antes

[manic talon]

So like, kinda

[lunar zealot]

Never have gros michel expire

[limpid gate]

Ah man

[left juniper]

It can go either way which is the problem. You don't know what's coming so you gotta guess between early pair strength or econ. Sure econ is usually better but if you can win in fewer hands sooner than that could also be more econ sooner

[heady narwhal]

i think trading card is worth it here, personally. a thin deck helps you get more value out of chad & it doesn't wreck your economy that bad because it gives you money

[lunar zealot]

Never play face cards

[serene forge]

oh cool

[lunar zealot]

Never sell more than 19 jokers

[fading dome]

Good luck soldier! The team believes in you

[willow glen]

ty all for thoughts. will take both and see where things go

[limpid gate]

I mean its not like we need it to check every seed until then

[lunar zealot]

Never earn 1 million chips in one hand

Always play a pair 3oak 4oak straight and flush every run

[fading dome]

why the hell are we even checking the tags of ante 10_000

[limpid gate]

Uhhhh

[heady narwhal]

i don't think cavendish is locked at the start

[limpid gate]

Here Ill show in dms

[unreal island]

the ante strikes 12
the plant arrives

[balmy ridge]

using strength on stone cards is op

[unreal island]

im p sure it does strengthen the internal rank of the stone card

[nova mantle]

i picked both a poly and rare tag in ante 1 what are the chances

[lunar gate]

canio makes gold stake easier
always take the speculative trading card

[lunar zealot]

Never enhance 16 cards

Never sell more than 50 cards

Never discover every tarot

[proven gulch]

the abstract joker is more impressive

[unreal island]

i understand that you get a license at 16 years old but why do u need enhanced cards

[balmy ridge]

why

[heady narwhal]

probably because it's an interesting gameplay mechanic

[manic talon]

Always play a pair, flush, 3oak, 4oak and straight every run

[lunar zealot]

I Just said that

[wintry ice]

how every cloud 9 hater thinks every econ joker should be balanced

[manic talon]

Whoops

[nova mantle]

eternal 🔥

[wintry ice]

good lord

[unreal island]

shut up rhythm heaven monkey

(jk)

[vestal fern]

balatro is brainrotting me

[unreal island]

(i didnt mean it im sorry)

[manic talon]

Never let 2 glass breaks is also kinda funny

[heady narwhal]

most balanced content mod

[proven gulch]

no bc it's the best possible second joker

[vocal elk]

is this worth?

[shell dagger]

No

[proven gulch]

i got one

[shell dagger]

Wait I thought it was rental

[proven gulch]

never discard a royal flush

[vestal fern]

i saw something about breast cancer awareness, saw "1 in 7" and my ass thought of balatro probabilities😭

[nova mantle]

literally

[shell dagger]

I’d rather save for telescope

[manic talon]

The telescope is better

[unreal island]

hear me out on the dragon (it has a lot of booty yargh)

🏴‍☠️

i be a swashbuckler

[wintry ice]

the dragon is pretty cool

but i have it stickered already

[vestal fern]

i literally thought i was in modding chat

[lunar zealot]

what's the hottest boss blind

[hybrid tendon]

@serene forge is pretty hot

[wintry ice]

eclipse is pretty normal for a rare chip scaler imo

[lunar zealot]

Get out

[hybrid tendon]

damn okayyy

[wintry ice]

get a room

[manic talon]

Violet vessel got that hourglass figure

[proven gulch]

The flint ||and steel||

[hybrid tendon]

I was just making a silly joke 😔

[lunar zealot]

Ok but the wall

imagine

[wintry ice]

girl likes flat people

[manic talon]

Im imagining

I can see it

[simple bronze]

do i take burg?

[hybrid tendon]

no?

[simple bronze]

oops?

[unreal island]

yes can i have extra cheese and pickles hold the onions

[serene forge]

maddylove

[manic talon]

You probably need the score so sure i guess

[lunar zealot]

I fucking love pickles

[unreal island]

highkey want a burger but i might lose my job

[wintry ice]

pickles are meh

[hybrid tendon]

I'll take the onions

[serene forge]

wait im not a boss blind

[simple bronze]

so this is ggs?

[unreal island]

ur a boss, all u need is the other part

[manic talon]

Why did you keep rebate

[lunar zealot]

Absolutely not you die to vv

[simple bronze]

econ

[hybrid tendon]

the hook is pretty hot

[simple bronze]

kami always on about econ

so i took econ

[manic talon]

Step back for a second

[simple bronze]

i don't get it

[lunar zealot]

i think they're either 14 or ragebaiting

[wintry ice]

rare footage of a rare tag being useful

[lunar zealot]

at this point

[wintry ice]

also i sold a rental 8 ball fuck

[floral light]

i could fucking cry rn

[lunar zealot]

Take the oops

[manic talon]

I just got here so idk the context

[simple bronze]

oh

[lunar zealot]

This guy is chronically bad

[simple bronze]

i can't discard wityh burg

[manic talon]

Ok now you got it lmao

[hybrid tendon]

bruhhhhhhh

no way you're for real mister kojima

[lunar zealot]

Nice

[wintry ice]

i did

[lunar zealot]

why did you do this on your main though

[wintry ice]

i have lucky cards

[unreal island]

ok but this mf looks hot asl

[lunar zealot]

Ok chat hottest boss blind

[woven tree]

all roads lead to the plant

[hybrid tendon]

the hook

[lunar zealot]

1. the needle

[unreal island]

the plant

[lunar zealot]

2. crimson heart

[manic talon]

The eye

[floral light]

i didnt really care tbh im more just happy to finally be done with it lol

[unreal island]

me when im tryna naneinf and start rerolling to get the serpent but i end up rerolling naneinf times and turn into the plant

[hybrid tendon]

crimson heart is hotter

[unreal island]

LMAO

[wintry ice]

the synergy

[unreal island]

this is fantastic

[woven tree]

fr ik

[unreal island]

ship of theseus when it meets ship of bluestorm

[serene forge]

i compiled jokers to skip and their stipulations as part of balatro low%

[hybrid tendon]

ship of antitheseus vs ship of syntheseus

[wintry ice]

ship of these nu

[serene forge]

the answer is always no

[manic talon]

canio at home

[hybrid tendon]

still kinda good cos it's not just face cards

[unreal island]

0.4x mult is insane per round

thats like madness but instead the downside is that you cant deck fix instead of not taking eternals

[simple bronze]

but i have money though

[unreal island]

sell rtb

(if u wanna lose)

[hybrid tendon]

your only scoring is rtb

[upper ravine]

Joker idea

[unreal island]

word wall

won't get in

[fading cobalt]

"maybe go fish is more our speed"

[lunar zealot]

Jimbo ragebait

[simple bronze]

uh no

i got planets

[hybrid tendon]

too much text, don't care

[unreal island]

also insanely powerful??

[serene forge]

you also had money during that time when you had blueprint and polychrome trousers

[upper ravine]

Yeah probably needs a nerf

[simple bronze]

bad rng

[wintry ice]

i have been forgetting to feed the dog for 4 rounds straight

[upper ravine]

I was gonna make it like 0.4X but its funnier currently

[serene forge]

"bad rng"

is using straights with ride the bus for some reason

[lament crater]

how fast were those horses 😭

[hybrid tendon]

feed the dog !!

[hybrid tendon]

racing horses

[serene forge]

teh cavalry is hereeeeee

[wintry ice]

toby the corgi is going to starve

[unreal island]

taking care of a dog is hard
gave it to jimbo dead said it got hit by a car

[lament crater]

game doesnt wanna give me jokers

[upper ravine]

Here, more broken stuff

[simple bronze]

uh straights scale very good?

balatro university said so

[lament crater]

cavarly

please

arrive

[serene forge]

flush five scales better you should try playing flush fives

[upper ravine]

(it's supposed to be "if one card is played AND it's a 6, 10, or King" oops

[lament crater]

you know what scales better?

[simple bronze]

i don't have fiv e of the same card

[wintry ice]

you don't use straights with scaling mult unless you have the order or shortcut

[wheat pumice]

Do I ignore bloodstone and oops here and just play into the idle with sock?

[serene forge]

skill issue

[hybrid tendon]

me when I learn the game is conditional

[serene forge]

i think you should hold r

[unreal island]

sixth sense

value

[hybrid tendon]

lmao what

[serene forge]

sixth sense

value

[lament crater]

sixth sense

value

[eternal flame]

will I ever win gold stake nebula deck

[unreal island]

how fixed is ur dihh

[hybrid tendon]

dman aht

[unreal island]

i hate neb

[unreal island]

[lament crater]

what will be the most likely new joker in the next update

predictions?

and no, not yuri art

[unreal island]

i love gay people

[hybrid tendon]

yeah that's the name

[serene forge]

estrogen

[lament crater]

😭

[unreal island]

wait hwa'ts the equsiton??

[hybrid tendon]

yes yuri art

[serene forge]

what about four yuri arts

[hybrid tendon]

very much so

[lament crater]

the new mythic jokers

[unreal island]

five whoppers and five more whoppers

[lament crater]

can we js get official yuri card skins

any more pixels?

i think you dropped a few pixels here or there

[serene forge]

nope

i ate them

[lament crater]

how do they taste

[lunar zealot]

+1 mult is dogshit

[lament crater]

-# predicting you'll say estrogen

[hybrid tendon]

new legendary joker soon

Cha-U-Kao

[solid tapir]

I like aces

[hybrid tendon]

the yuri joker

[wintry ice]

insane

[lament crater]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sorry was js reading

[solid tapir]

ofc ofc

[wintry ice]

stickering this is good too

[solid tapir]

this joker does not like aces

great deck fixing

[lament crater]

game give jokers pls it cannot be that hard to give me for example campfire i literally saw it in a multiplayer run just now pleaseeeeeeeee

[solid tapir]

I remember the collection 100% struggle

[wintry ice]

the value generating jokers of this mod are kind of crazy

[solid tapir]

the mod is called extra credit

[serene forge]

i dunno what that tastes like

[lament crater]

every time i go joker hunting i end up getting a broken run that js gives me e-scores

[unreal island]

joker? but i barely know her!

[solid tapir]

a win is a win

[lament crater]

jorker? but but what is there to jork?

[junior granite]

Trying to settle an argument.

Is two pair a reliable hand?

[unreal island]

trueeee

[solid tapir]

2p is not a reliable hand

[unreal island]

2p is insanely reliable

[lament crater]

lets say it like this

every time i dont need it to be reliable

it appears

[wintry ice]

oh this joker doesn't choose from deck

[lament crater]

and then when i do need it

it doesnt appear

[solid tapir]

yes

[wintry ice]

makes sense

[hybrid tendon]

Legendary Joker Idea:
Cha-U-Kao
After 50 cards played, makes a joker in the next shop that has some kind of synergy with a random one in your inventory
(yuri joker)

[red thistle]

Is this an inscryption reference?

[unreal island]

2 bucks for a chance of blueprint/brainstorm?

seems insanely powerful

[solid tapir]

for an uncommon

esp

[lament crater]

at least pay like

10 bucks pls

[proper oasis]

Tips on the Fragile challenge?

[wintry ice]

i miscalculated the amount of rounds i need to skip for this

uh

hope the boss is crimson heart i guess

[solid tapir]

get glass joker so your glass cards become stronger

[lament crater]

hey your 2nd profile is close to mine

[simple bronze]

see straights are good i win

[lament crater]

hold up lemme launch

[solid tapir]

straights are good

[lament crater]

nvm im shit

[serene forge]

photoshopped

[red thistle]

🤣

[unreal island]

chat i bought balatro on my phone and got c++ should i commit and buy on pc so i can play mods and c++ again

[solid tapir]

all in due time

[simple bronze]

nope

[solid tapir]

PC balatro is a different experience

esp with mods

I'd say its worth

[hybrid tendon]

good enough I think

[solid tapir]

bus my beloved

[unreal island]

balala on the shitter vs balala while gaming

[lament crater]

handy is probably the most useful mod i've ever had

[lament crater]

send over the mod to make your ui look like that please

[unreal island]

i like the trans flag colors

[hybrid tendon]

trance

[nova mantle]

do i keep chad or cavendish

[red thistle]

I wouldn't do this just because of mods.

[solid tapir]

need sakura UI mod

[unreal island]

LMAO

[upper ravine]

I like this one actually

[red thistle]

As if you can get rid of chad.

[hybrid tendon]

https://github.com/SpectralPack/Trance

[solid tapir]

I can see this having some use

[proven gulch]

make it a dotted gray line and not a solid one

[unreal island]

awesomesauce!

[nova mantle]

photo i mean 😭

[hybrid tendon]

hehehe

[upper ravine]

Good idea

[lament crater]

thank you very very much

[hybrid tendon]

of course !

[red thistle]

Lol no worries. And it depends on your base mult.

[unreal island]

ur trans? does that mean you'll give me a mercury if i hand u a pair (of mittens)

[proven gulch]

Cannot have the negative property kinda goes against balatro's system and there's no real purpose to it
typically negative jokers come with that kind of value anyway, and it costs a bit more anyway; hermit and temperance exist

[terse dock]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1415780753735680151

[nova mantle]

the pants have +20 mult

[hybrid tendon]

I don't get the joke

[kindred jasper]

This has to be the most brain off run I've ever done

[unreal island]

um bc ur trancegener

[hybrid tendon]

transing my gender

[kindred jasper]

Skip everything. Still win ez

[red thistle]

Not the trousers silly. Your hands base mult.

[terse dock]

She/them? Let me

[proven gulch]

typically negative jokers come with that kind of value anyway, and it costs a bit more anyway; hermit and temperance exist

[unreal island]

straight gay trancing it!

[lament crater]

yutjiko

what does the date

[nova mantle]

the bad thing is my most played hand is double pair so i can only scale them with full house

[lament crater]

in your

bio mean

[hybrid tendon]

date I started taking hormones :p

[terse dock]

h

yeah

[nova mantle]

oooh its 10 on either straight or flush

[lament crater]

ah that's my birthday

[unreal island]

girlie rlly hit road the

[terse dock]

it was either hrt or a romance

[proven gulch]

Okay white-golded red, blue, yellow, and green

black time :(

[unreal island]

hella jealous

[serene forge]

Miku_love

[kindred jasper]

If you're it/she you should scratch it

[unreal island]

like a dj?

erra erra ah erra erra ah

[terse dock]

Like thanos?

[hybrid tendon]

yeah after like 2 years on a waiting list, I did some unapproved method for it :p

[red thistle]

Then nope, after 8x from photochad that comes out to be 80 mult way more than what trousers can give you, you can get rid of obelisk for cav if you don't feel like it i guess.

[wintry ice]

dj agar in the house

[hybrid tendon]

teto_heart

[upper ravine]

money Money MONEY MONEY MONEY AAAAAA

[nova mantle]

alright

[serene forge]

i heard about this enby ninja, they slash them

[nova mantle]

thanks

[unreal island]

two years?? goddamn good on u for holding out that long

[unreal island]

ok fuck u that was pretty funny

[hybrid tendon]

I know people who wait longer

[serene forge]

i want hit road the

[proven gulch]

that's hella broken, i'd lower it to $30

[slender creek]

am i the only one that forgets that some jokers exist

[unreal island]

same but im not trans so like :(

[wintry ice]

it's a slightly stronger golden joker

i don't think it's that powerful

[hybrid tendon]

[red thistle]

You're certainly not the only one but you'll start remembering them quite well later on.

[wintry ice]

most insane wraith of my life

[lament crater]

i wish i was able to 😭

[unreal island]

the ominous ceremonial dagger:

[proven gulch]

"slightly stronger" it costs $3 and gives $5, that's positive including to the moon interest

[red thistle]

How it feels to not be trans and play balala.

[unreal island]

holy shit this server is just the omelette challenge deck

[twin lantern]

hiiii

[lament crater]

😭

[hybrid tendon]

yeah it's pretty difficult

either takes money or time

[wintry ice]

yeah?

[hybrid tendon]

annoying

also depens on the country

[twin lantern]

this game is still HARD

[serene forge]

i want to move

[wintry ice]

like all econ jokers are money positive after a few rounds

[lament crater]

for me it's time (to get out of my house)

[twin lantern]

im am sufferigns

[hybrid tendon]

I agree

[proven gulch]

yeah but this is money positive after 1 round and covers its own interest

[unreal island]

we should have a worthwhile money negative econ joker

[twin lantern]

help me beat black deck once and for all pleaseee

[hybrid tendon]

damnnnnnn, yeahhh that's ahrsh

[red thistle]

It's uncommon.

[warped dirge]

cat is at 17.75, do i take the photograph or not ?

[hybrid tendon]

shakespeare moment

[lament crater]

it'll take another

[unreal island]

what, you egg!

[lament crater]

half a year

surely i can survive this before i go completely insane :3

[wintry ice]

i don't see why this is too much of an issue

[hybrid tendon]

I've been insane since I was a kid, so I just managed through it :p

I wish you luck !!

[lament crater]

balatro temporarily carries me through it all right now

[red thistle]

Your money can change drastically through rounds regardless. A $2 net positive after 1 round isn't that huge in comparison.

[serene forge]

im insane

[lament crater]

thank you very much :3

[wintry ice]

bruh

[red thistle]

Not to mention that jokers like faceless and todo list exist anyway.

[hybrid tendon]

for me 👉👈 ?

[wintry ice]

well this run is kind of doomed due to econ anyways

[serene forge]

yea

[white zodiac]

just like a majority of existing econ jokers

[unreal island]

my balatbros i wish i was born a girl

[white zodiac]

rest in rip

[serene forge]

anime guy hand on shoulder meme image

[hybrid tendon]

when the balatbros become balatsis

[unreal island]

factual?

[eternal flame]

I WIN

[hybrid tendon]

you might be trans broski

[simple bronze]

ay yes this is ggs

[white zodiac]

blue seal

[hybrid tendon]

the most ggs ever

why tf did you take eternal cc

[lilac pendant]

balto

[hybrid tendon]

bateau

boat

[simple bronze]

its plus mult

wym

plus i get 20 dollars free

[lilac pendant]

is that fucking hideo jojima

[hybrid tendon]

...

[unreal island]

"free" as if you're not decimating ur econ

[lilac pendant]

what is a24

[red thistle]

I wouldn't call it free necessarily.

[hybrid tendon]

I think hideo is ragebaiting atp

[unreal island]

ante 24, apollyon from the binding of isaac who starts with void

[lilac pendant]

thank you Agar from Internet that ends with io

[unreal island]

true!

[serene forge]

"here, win"

[lament crater]

credit card

[red thistle]

10 mult can't feed a family of starving ante 5+ blinds.

[hybrid tendon]

agar.io was really one of the games

[lilac pendant]

I ran over a starving family

[unreal island]

i probably am and i wish i could transition but i prob cant

[lilac pendant]

🥹

[red thistle]

And the -20 is less exciting when you know you don't get interest for that.

[upper ravine]

last one

i promise

[lament crater]

we gotta hold strong

we in this together

[simple bronze]

2 immolates

i win

[hybrid tendon]

wish you luck on your own discovery journey

[white zodiac]

this is discord not r/balatro

[lilac pendant]

Make a mailbox joker that just makes pipebomb instantly explode

[lilac pendant]

Purple

[unreal island]

thank u my fwiend

[upper ravine]

LOL

[wintry ice]

i feel like i've asked this before but

[lilac pendant]

Or make pipebomb just destroy Mailbox upon explosion

[wintry ice]

is it worth it to take queens from standard packs with stm

[white zodiac]

yanny or laurel

[hybrid tendon]

yehhhh

[lilac pendant]

yaurle

[hybrid tendon]

I read that as queers at first ngl

[red thistle]

Nope unless enhanced.

[lilac pendant]

brain greenstle

[white zodiac]

I take them early

[serene forge]

there should be a mod that replaces straight in balatro with lesbiab

[wintry ice]

they can be lesbian idk

[lilac pendant]

wait is balatro about cards

[hybrid tendon]

trueeeeee

[hybrid tendon]

no it

it's about yuri

[lilac pendant]

what is solitare

[wintry ice]

spot the queer woman challenge

[lilac pendant]

there

[simple bronze]

man i have no money

[lilac pendant]

Ok rich

[lament crater]

my mentality when i don't find the joker i want after 2 hours:

[nova mantle]

is gold stake painted deck hard

[lilac pendant]

Oui oui

[terse dock]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1415780753735680151

[unreal island]

holy crop

[serene forge]

hahahahahahaha

[sterile oyster]

balatro

[serene forge]

weewee

[red thistle]

Wouldn't be nearly as easy if this was any other server.

[serene forge]

hjahahahahahaha

[hybrid tendon]

I love being a masc transwoman lesbian

[lament crater]

the fact you put in the time and effort 😭

[white zodiac]

if I have another mult source I usually don't take naked queens

[lilac pendant]

I like being alive

[serene forge]

shattered and lost

[lilac pendant]

i don't do gender

[lilac pendant]

lost? Like

[lament crater]

where are you finding naked queens

[lilac pendant]

The binding of isaac? Whag

[wintry ice]

probably would have taken this if i was using anything but stm

[wintry ice]

also whuh

[hybrid tendon]

non-binary monarch right there

[lilac pendant]

what

[white zodiac]

internet

[red thistle]

The only situation where i would take naked cards is if i had hologram.

[lament crater]

insert uhhh

[lilac pendant]

why they clothes off

[lament crater]

that one guy from dexter

staring at you

gif

[red thistle]

Otherwise it's just not beneficial.

[hybrid tendon]

doakes ?

[lament crater]

yes

[lilac pendant]

I canr send gif.

[lament crater]

thats how i feel with that deleted msg

[lilac pendant]

sage

[red thistle]

Loser.

[lilac pendant]

how can you send the gif?

[violet sparrow]

ooh boy now we asking the real difficult questions

[lament crater]

thank you

[lilac pendant]

What the poo

[violet sparrow]

first shop btw

[proper oasis]

Only Jokerless and Golden Needle left

[lilac pendant]

Can I say "I am joking it"?

[proper oasis]

I'm strangely excited for Jokerless

[red thistle]

Buffon.

[violet sparrow]

normal or jumbo?

[serene forge]

blue

[hybrid tendon]

you don't do gender, you're part of the non-binary umbrella !

[red thistle]

I meant normal.

[lunar zealot]

Hi chat

[lilac pendant]

m for mini, w is for wumbo

[serene forge]

Pepper

[lilac pendant]

no i don't do that name stuff

[hybrid tendon]

hi kami

[lilac pendant]

im

[lament crater]

⚾

[hybrid tendon]

unlabelled person, awesome

[simple bronze]

stupid rng

[lilac pendant]

yeah i am

[violet sparrow]

oh sweet baby jesus

[lilac pendant]

That is my name

[hybrid tendon]

that's awesome

[hybrid tendon]

cola !!!

[red thistle]

Round 1 gold joker is ggs.

[lilac pendant]

youre awesome too. Person

I think

You person?

[serene forge]

she is awesome

[violet sparrow]

but cola tho

[simple bronze]

not my fault game did not give me any blue seals

[serene forge]

what are you cola'ing

[red thistle]

What stake is this.

[violet sparrow]

white

[hybrid tendon]

I'm a girl ! but yeah girls are people too

[lament crater]

WHY IS THAT CAVARLY SO QUICK

[wintry ice]

what was the plan here

[violet sparrow]

i just do white stakes honestly

[lilac pendant]

nice! You are ** ** girl Nice awesome

[lament crater]

4 INSTANT HORSES

[lunar zealot]

KIMI NO AIBA GA

[wintry ice]

oh neat

[lunar zealot]

ZUKYUN DOKYUN HASHIRIDESHI

[serene forge]

i click fast

[red thistle]

Eh take whatever you want, 3/4 of the time i'll do gold joker though.

[lunar zealot]

BOKYUN BUKYUN KAKETE YUKU YO

[serene forge]

im good with my hands of course

[lament crater]

ofc

[lunar zealot]

KONNA REESU WA

HAJIMETE

[lilac pendant]

I love eeffoc

cuz before I've had my eeffoc. I don't give coffee

[lament crater]

someone gotta catch these horses

[lyric shore]

damn umamusume

[lilac pendant]

what

[lament crater]

why is this the only picture

[lilac pendant]

"Yeah my favourite game is fait961n9"

[lament crater]

i got

[wintry ice]

hologram got foiled

[serene forge]

[lilac pendant]

my mom? or youres my mom president.

whats

[hybrid tendon]

Haru Urara on her way to have fun like no one ever had

[wintry ice]

should i have a third eclipse run

[lilac pendant]

my favourite characters name is Iono Jaura like what

[wintry ice]

heck yeah tall women

[lilac pendant]

what are these names

[serene forge]

i know yutjiko likes tall women

[hybrid tendon]

japanese video game characters

[lament crater]

have you ever played balatro with your gros michel on the line

[lilac pendant]

thats a good name

[serene forge]

yes

[lilac pendant]

JapaneseVideo GameCharacters

[violet sparrow]

is splash shit?

[hybrid tendon]

like you !

[red thistle]

Usually.

[serene forge]

precisely

[violet sparrow]

aight

[lilac pendant]

I like pokemon

[hybrid tendon]

yup in most cases

[lunar zealot]

Oh fuck

[violet sparrow]

is juggler shit?

[acoustic kettle]

No

[lilac pendant]

my favourite ponenon is like

[lunar zealot]

my hash brown is flaccid

[lilac pendant]

pikachhu

[lament crater]

the fact i just got a haru urara edit 😭

[lilac pendant]

Sad

[violet sparrow]

aight juggler then

[lunar zealot]

The mfs undercooked it

[white zodiac]

gengar

[serene forge]

me when i avoid taking blackboard because saying that flowerpot splash saved my run is way funnier:

[hybrid tendon]

put it in the oven for 3 minutes at 120 celsius

[lilac pendant]

haunter me like Tiny more yes

[terse dock]

Stick it in an airfryer to make it erect again

[lilac pendant]

fire

Can someone super horse me

[violet sparrow]

two mega standards and a hone too should i buy any of those

[lilac pendant]

fuck

[terse dock]

Forc I know where you live

[hybrid tendon]

OR 160, depends on how crucnhy you want it

[lilac pendant]

Please can you super Horse me

[lunar zealot]

FORK?????

[violet sparrow]

got 13 $

[lunar zealot]

FORK????????????????

[serene forge]

what

[hybrid tendon]

that's my bad y'all I'm sorry

[lilac pendant]

Thats the Roaring hollowNITE

[lunar zealot]

FORK???????????????????

[serene forge]

i'm just matching your energy :p

[hybrid tendon]

no way me too !

[lilac pendant]

The balling knight

[terse dock]

308

[wintry ice]

e

[hybrid tendon]

too freaky on balatro main

[serene forge]

power

of

[hybrid tendon]

that's not right

[serene forge]

not enough actually imo

[hybrid tendon]

I'm beginning to think you don't actually know

[eternal flame]

I like how the +1 mult per hand played jokers work

[terse dock]

Arroyo

Lane

Albuquerque,

New Mexico

[lunar zealot]

You forgot the word before it.

[hybrid tendon]

trueeeee

[lament crater]

walter white???

[serene forge]

you're on the wrong side of the country i think

[wintry ice]

walter gray

[hybrid tendon]

weird al song, I love it

[terse dock]

1 FRANKLIN ST UNIT 5106 BOSTON MA 02110-1331 USA

[hybrid tendon]

gotta listen to umapyoi legend cos of kami, it's stuck in my head

[hybrid tendon]

wrong again :p

[lunar zealot]

KIMI NO AIBA GA

[terse dock]

62 W CEDAR ST BOSTON MA 02114-3371 USA

[lunar zealot]

ZUKYUN DOKYUN HASHIRIDESHI

BOKYUN BUKYUN KAKETE YUKU YO

KONNA REESU WA

HAJIMETE

[serene forge]

warmer

actually no colder

[eternal flame]

anyways so like which +1 mult per hand played joker is your fsv

[serene forge]

because massachusetts is pretty cold

[hybrid tendon]

lmaoooo

trueeee

[wintry ice]

bus

[hybrid tendon]

went there once it was cold

[wintry ice]

idk all 3 are boring

[serene forge]

gronkler

[eternal flame]

I gotta say supernova

[hybrid tendon]

https://youtu.be/CpKi1BKLNY0?si=EMcFqBOtTb6EYWld

[terse dock]

8770 JENNY LIND ST CHARLESTON SC 29406-8016 USA

[serene forge]

nope

[wintry ice]

supernova hates obelisk

[hybrid tendon]

still not

[wintry ice]

so that's - points

[terse dock]

I surrender what's the answer

[serene forge]

none of those states

[lunar zealot]

I live in a hobbit

[terse dock]

I live in west virginia

[wintry ice]

my favorite scaling mult joker is dagger

[terse dock]

Kill me

[hybrid tendon]

pretty soon it'll be my place

[eternal flame]

but grimbo hates rebate

[terse dock]

What the fuck do you mean blunder

[serene forge]

debatable

[eternal flame]

rebate is better way more offer because you get it way more often

[serene forge]

living in west virginia is a blunder

dw living in my state is a blunder too

[lament crater]

do you know when the race starts?

[wintry ice]

just limit yourself to 1 discard per round early on

[lunar zealot]

almost heaven?

west virginia?

[lament crater]

4th corner

[wintry ice]

and it's still fine

[lunar zealot]

blue ridge mountains?

[hybrid tendon]

blue ridge mountains

[terse dock]

Fucking

[lunar zealot]

shenandoah river?

[terse dock]

Hillbilly hell

[lunar zealot]

life is old there?

[terse dock]

Get me out of this place

[lunar zealot]

older than the trees?

[lunar zealot]

younger than the mountains?

growing like a breeze?

[hybrid tendon]

sharks be like :

[terse dock]

Im lucky I live in the other civilized part of wv

[lunar zealot]

COUNTRY ROADS

[dire crater]

I dont get it

[lunar zealot]

TAKE ME HOME

TO THE PLACE

I BELONG

[balmy ridge]

erm??

[hybrid tendon]

people when they learn sharks are older than trees

[lunar zealot]

this is the only thing i know about west virginia

Shut up fork

[serene forge]

challenge runs not allowed

[acoustic kettle]

Mountain jimbo

[terse dock]

I wish somebody loved me