🕹・game-discussion

[vocal warren]

oh

ok thats fair

[vague belfry]

i gotta get c++ 3 times now :3

[vocal warren]

Good luck twin

[white zodiac]

fine maybe one more game

[vague belfry]

should I make it my object to platinum/c++ the game on every platform

[vocal warren]

future veronica, did you get a diamond in the standard pack?

[vague belfry]

yes

[vocal warren]

Future veronica here

Technically yes, I got a wild card

[white zodiac]

do a black++ profile

[vague belfry]

I can see the future on all your balatro runs don't doubt me

[vague belfry]

?

[vocal warren]

Not doubting 🫡

[vague belfry]

idk what that is

[vocal warren]

CREDIT CARD!!!

mmmm.

[vague belfry]

credit card in the arcana pack trust

[white zodiac]

c++ exclusively on black deck without any wins on any other deck

[vocal warren]

Should i take vampire

[vague belfry]

not possible

[white zodiac]

it’s possible

[vague belfry]

nope

[vocal warren]

I dont wanna because then i'd have to start an endless search for midas

[night turret]

Getting rid of that ride the bus was the best thing

[vocal warren]

im not gonna take vampire chat

[vague belfry]

simply, no

[white zodiac]

why would i do it if it wasn’t

[vague belfry]

you have to win on every stake on every deck it's not possible

[white zodiac]

that’s c+

[vague belfry]

yeah

[vocal warren]

...

thats what i thought.

[vague belfry]

wait no

[white zodiac]

[vocal warren]

Dude i thought i wasnt abt to win, i was abt to break my ipad

[vague belfry]

i misread 😭

[vocal warren]

he's x5 now

[vague belfry]

you have to complete gold stake deck stickers to get c++
black++ is not possible only black+

[terse gyro]

i love baseball card i love baseball card i love baseball card

[white zodiac]

what are you talking about

[vocal warren]

time to go 80 dollars in debt

[vague belfry]

polychrome eternal sly joker

[terse gyro]

shoutout to ghost deck, the actual mvp of my c++ hunt

[analog mulch]

Let me cook

[hardy tartan]

uh

[terse gyro]

ankh

[vocal rose]

why would you take it

[hardy tartan]

thats pretty good for round 9

[vocal rose]

you have yorick

[white zodiac]

c++ is gs won with all jokers. there isn’t a joker that requires you to play on a different deck to unlock it

[vague belfry]

🤦‍♀️

[vocal warren]

Well i am doing enhancements

[white zodiac]

it’s not that hard to grasp lmao

[ivory sun]

f the arm stinkiest boss

[white zodiac]

it’s c++ on black

[vocal rose]

black++ is just c++ on black deck only

[vocal warren]

also guys

im gonna have to delete this game

[vague belfry]

wait

[vocal rose]

just a waste of money

[vocal rose]

you lost?

[vocal warren]

not yet

but once i play, i will.

[white zodiac]

what

[vague belfry]

I'm autistic asf i thought you meant getting c++ from start to finish on black deck

[vocal rose]

if you lose this im wondering what you possibly could’ve done to lose

[vocal warren]

If this hand doesnt win

I'm deleting this game

[vocal rose]

what hands are you playing

[white zodiac]

that’s what i’m doing…

[vocal warren]

flush

[vague belfry]

I understand now

[vocal rose]

why…?

[vocal warren]

because i like flushes.

[vocal rose]

you’re at gold stake and still fall under the flush noob trap

[white zodiac]

apparently not

[vocal rose]

and also wonder why you lose

[vocal warren]

Wrong

[white zodiac]

if you’re seconds away from uninstalling

[vocal rose]

that’s exactly what he’s saying

[vocal warren]

I did this on checkered deck with no problems

[shrewd night]

Chat I cooked

[vocal warren]

anyways

[shrewd night]

I think

[vocal rose]

yes checkered wants you to do so

[unborn cliff]

me on a cooking livestream

[vocal warren]

Dude this game literally gives me headaches

[vague belfry]

including c and c+

[vocal rose]

no

[vocal warren]

I gotta delete it for a bit anyway 💔

[vocal rose]

c++ is separate from c+ and C

[vague belfry]

that's what I assumed

NO SHIT

[vocal rose]

so what the fuck are you talking about

[vocal warren]

Balatro deadass running my life chat

[vague belfry]

I already said that I'm a dumbass

[analog mulch]

BRO

[vocal rose]

perchance

[white zodiac]

insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different outcomes

[vocal rose]

nice

[vague belfry]

I understand now that he's gold stickering all jokers on black stake

[terse gyro]

is bro just gonna commit

[unborn cliff]

fire

[vocal rose]

woohoo!!!

[analog mulch]

Yes.

[vague belfry]

4 boot

[analog mulch]

Yes I am.

[vocal warren]

Insanity would be me playing on the same seed over and over and expecting a different outcome

[vague belfry]

seedmaxxing

[vocal warren]

I simply play on the same stake over and over for a different outcome

we are NOT the same

[white zodiac]

you can have different outcomes

[unborn cliff]

watch out for any snakes or its gonna be like the shell game

[night turret]

Now I feel like Toji rn

So close yet so far

[vocal warren]

anyways

balatro time

[vague belfry]

the balatro mindset

[vocal warren]

change your mindset

[vague belfry]

get back to playing balatro card monkey

[white zodiac]

the two seeded black deck gs games i played in hopes of teaching someone yielded different results which was me winning with different choice optimization

[vocal warren]

-# can you say that...?

[vague belfry]

idk if that's like racist or something idk if I should have said that

oops

[shrewd night]

Yeah jimbo how could you say that

[vocal warren]

-# im scared can you say that 😰

[shrewd night]

Shut down the game guys the main character is racist

[vocal warren]

rip

[white zodiac]

you can’t be serious

[vague belfry]

ACCIDENTAL RACISM

ACCIDENTAL!!!

[vocal warren]

Thats what a racist would say..

Lmfao

ur good

I lowkey dont care actually

-# im just desensitized

[vague belfry]

just a look into my sick twisted mind...

[vocal warren]

WHAT

[shrewd night]

Meow

[vague belfry]

mrrp:3

[vocal warren]

these comedians.

[shrewd night]

Mrau

[vocal warren]

They think this is funny

[shrewd night]

It is quite humorous

[vague belfry]

jimbo DOES support the LGBT community and DOES consume catboy content

[vocal warren]

If i see another eternal rental wrathful on a gold stake run i swear to GOD

[trim quartz]

gulp

[vague belfry]

I CAST ETERNAL RENTAL WRATHFUL JOKER!!!!

[trim quartz]

[vague belfry]

?

[trim quartz]

nothing

[vocal warren]

I could do a high card run.

But like

i dont hate myself that much

[vague belfry]

you shouldn't

[vocal rose]

high card isn’t bad

also forcing hand types tho

[vague belfry]

high card runs are peak but soo boring

[trim quartz]

[vocal rose]

that’s bad

[trim quartz]

this is factual

they take forever to score

[vague belfry]

yeah

[vocal rose]

huh

[trim quartz]

the remove all the juicyness from the game

[vocal warren]

you can't force a high card, the high card forces you

[vocal rose]

you play one card and it scores

[vocal warren]

Im just saying

i have a fool and I just used a pluto

[vocal rose]

true

[vague belfry]

usually high card builds are either super high level photochad or mime steel cards

[vocal warren]

I could totally do a high card run if i wanted to.

[vocal rose]

oh lame

[vocal warren]

but i dont

[vocal rose]

endless is boring slop

[trim quartz]

does he know?

[vocal warren]

because im practicing self love techniques

[trim quartz]

banned

[vague belfry]

say the same thing when you naneinf

[vocal rose]

endless boring and unbalanced

[trim quartz]

mods crush his skull thank you

[vocal rose]

I’ve naneinf’d before

[vague belfry]

that's kinda.. the entire point...

[vocal rose]

shit isn’t any less boring

lmao

[vague belfry]

how do you find it boring

[vocal warren]

The lion says this as she proceeds to use her fool to bring her high card level to 3 with the intention to high card run on gold stake

[vocal rose]

point being boring? yeah im good

[trim quartz]

naneinfing is boring

[vocal rose]

because im not gonna sit through 5 minutes of scoring animation for one round

[vague belfry]

you simply lack the dopamine from watching the number go up

[vocal rose]

until I naneinf

[vague belfry]

me when nopeus exists:

[vocal rose]

and also it’s up to voucher luck

I like winning or losing games due to my own decisions

[vague belfry]

the humble anaglyph deck

[vocal warren]

I used to have the dopamine to sit and watch the scoring climb until you eventually hit naneinf

[vocal rose]

naneinf you can just straight up lose

[vocal warren]

but now i dont have it because I brainrot.

[white zodiac]

neither

[vocal rose]

that’s now relying on tag luck? LOL

i’ve done naneinf on anaglyph too

even more RNG

[vague belfry]

i love anaglyph deck

[trim quartz]

i've never gotten anaglyph to work. (probably because i'm an avid skip enjoyer)

[vocal warren]

you know what i just realized

i should probably do this on nebula deck actually

[trim quartz]

rnjoker.....

[white zodiac]

which one did you do on the porcelain custard chamber

[vocal warren]

alr im getting off balatro

[vague belfry]

i just hold all my tags until like ante 9 or 10 and then cash out on either an investment tag, the one that doubles your money, and negative

[vocal warren]

i've been on balatro for like 2 hours

[vague belfry]

ok

[vocal rose]

the “consistent” way

plasma

[white zodiac]

egad

[vague belfry]

this is just the usual anaglyph deck run for me

also don't bother with the sound it gets engagement

[white zodiac]

im not clicking on that

[vague belfry]

you don't gotta

more anaglyph deck

[vague belfry]

you are my second favorite joker

[wintry ice]

pair

[twin lantern]

Dame un grr joker

[lunar zealot]

single best obelisk pivot of all time

Wait no the second best

first best is like 23

[royal ore]

best space joker

[hoary jay]

i love Anaglyph Deck

[wintry ice]

guess i'm playing worse yellow deck

[modern panther]

Inflation is no joke, people

[twin lantern]

its only poly supernova

scoring

it would be the worst obe pivot

[lunar zealot]

aw

[modern panther]

You get an Obelisk in the shop, but your scoring comes from an eternal Supernova

How upset are you?

[solid tapir]

billionaire build

credit card AND business card to boot

[modern panther]

Do I reload the seed and try to do the thing?

[solid tapir]

no

[modern panther]

I just realized that Hieroglyph was there

[solid tapir]

take abstract and go next

[vocal rose]

why are you tryna reset

[modern panther]

For the funni. I was gonna see if this was an ante -1 seed

[vocal rose]

i see

[solid tapir]

alright

is this important

[shell current]

Only if you currently have a red seal face card

Otherwise it comes back around later

[burnt topaz]

What do we think..

How good can it be compared to what I have?

I mean best is probably triboulet

Perkeo could be good with my blue seals.

Chicot isn’t worth it

Canio isn’t worth it

Yorick is fine

This is gonna be my first time passing up on a soul.

Actually screw this

Why did I hope

[solid tapir]

I decided to take it instead of ice cream

the run is going well so far

playing flush house

[solid tapir]

lmao

[ivory sun]

how far can i get with this

[burnt topaz]

It turned out fine

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[burnt topaz]

I lost to needle since I didn’t draw the jack for the straight

Funnily enough bloodstone just came in clutch

Omg typing with one hand sucks

[solid tapir]

naninf

[solid tapir]

unfortunate

[nova mantle]

e100 at leastr

[kindred stream]

If I copy madness

Will it destroy each other ?

🙂

[proven gulch]

dagger food :)

do i even take this

[heady narwhal]

this might be the most boring a8 run of all time

there was briefly a glimmer of hope that i would build 3oak instead of pairs (holographic trio from buffoon pack) but i rolled like 7 consecutive mercuries in celestial packs

[wintry ice]

i don't think i need to explain what this means

[white zodiac]

#🕹・game-discussion message

[kindred stream]

Should I copy madness joker?

[white zodiac]

so it’s capped at 6 discards for this atm with copies?

[burnt topaz]

First half of matches of group 1 are done.

[cosmic sun]

can we get a mod on top of this mod that reskins this joker into bobby hill

[burnt topaz]

Yellow deck has only suffered so far this league

Crazy considering it won a deck tournament I did with the same scoring system

[wintry ice]

sounds like it but still

that yorick will be huge

[vocal rose]

what is this

[burnt topaz]

I’m doing a Balatro deck league

[heady narwhal]

card sharp might be the worst joker in the game, and HERE's why:

it's boring as shit

[wintry ice]

hideo game

[burnt topaz]

Five groups of Three, nope other way around

Regular season and playoffs

Like an actual sports league

[white zodiac]

stuntman grimbo and vampire helping me fall asleep mid run

[solid tapir]

violent vessel

[burnt topaz]

I’m using the word swipe feature since my right thumb got cut

[white zodiac]

where’s the feet

[heady narwhal]

i think vampire is fun personally

[stable glacier]

is it cool if i just barge in to ask which joker i should replace with brainstorm ?

[wintry ice]

vampire is cool

[burnt topaz]

I’m using dragging my finger across my phone keyboard an d autocorrect

[solid tapir]

what are your options

[unborn cliff]

vampire is an interesting idea but in practice it high key sucks because you cant enhance cards now

[stable glacier]

got a super nice hearts run to unlock bloodstone or whatever its called

[unborn cliff]

to play atleast

[white zodiac]

vampire sucked my econ away :(

[solid tapir]

can you send ss

[heady narwhal]

the only good enhancement is gold

[solid tapir]

I had the option to take vampire for this run but I passed thankfully

[white zodiac]

yes that’s what vampires do

[solid tapir]

the lucky cards were not broken

[unborn cliff]

lucky cards 💯

[white zodiac]

vampire is decent x mult

[unborn cliff]

why?

[solid tapir]

sell scholar or the foil thingy

[burnt topaz]

Such standings

[white zodiac]

clearly since i won

[solid tapir]

I love gold stake (actually)

[cosmic sun]

vamp not the best but fine

turns dookie enhancements into value though

[proven gulch]

plantington :(

[heady narwhal]

wdym obviously the run was carried by blue joker

[cosmic sun]

ante 8 vamp can also eat gold cards which you should have amassed

[solid tapir]

this is why we numbers

[stable glacier]

yea thats what i was thinking too but i just needed another persons input lol

thx dawg

[solid tapir]

np

also baron is ass

[unborn cliff]

i heckin love vagabond

[proven gulch]

is this directed at me

[solid tapir]

yes

[white zodiac]

see i didn’t get that opportunity, perishable acro left me and i was desperate for some score accumulation

[proven gulch]

it's blue stake and i was on track to being fixed

[solid tapir]

clearly

[white zodiac]

squimbo also left me

[cosmic sun]

talkin like he was your husband

[wintry ice]

how have i only seen like 2 standard packs

[unborn cliff]

better hope you dont encounter the serpent

[wintry ice]

boots needs to be 4x stronger to be useful

[solid tapir]

I like this line up

[wintry ice]

crazy

[unborn cliff]

free win inbound

[cedar shell]

mfw trousters

[wintry ice]

i'm more surprised that i only scored 3.6mil there

ig no blue seals does that

[unborn cliff]

elephant in the room

[ruby trail]

my first gold stake

[unborn cliff]

love it

[wintry ice]

joker that turns 2 hands into 4 discards

[marsh goblet]

painted deck and four fingers goes crazy

[wintry ice]

it's like midas vampire where it's a combo you're rarely going to see but fucks everything up if you do

[unborn cliff]

ihatebluestakeihatebluestakeihatebluestakeihatebluestake

[wintry ice]

and both of the jokers are relatively powerful

[wintry ice]

hands for discards moment

[unborn cliff]

this rebate has been shit to me i didnt expect to draw anything

[shell seal]

congrats!

[marsh goblet]

this run is lit

lowkey not even sure if i want this hologram

since im running straight flush

more cards would suck bad

[unborn cliff]

do i lowk take popcorn for the sticker

[marsh goblet]

dude i don't even think i can take this brainstorm

[unborn cliff]

what is mime doing

[marsh goblet]

blue seal

and if steel cards come around that's pog

[unborn cliff]

hmm

[solid tapir]

sell rebate question mark ?

[marsh goblet]

though with level 15 strush i can probably get out of mime

[unborn cliff]

RAHHH\

[hoary jay]

i looove scaling jokers

[solid tapir]

also consideration for selling four fingers because painted deck

[marsh goblet]

i have like no deck fixing so making straight flushes is still difficult without it

[thick haven]

A single card?

[solid tapir]

why not just flushes

[marsh goblet]

im selling mime because more rebate money is too appealing

[marsh goblet]

didn't get any good scoring jokers, flush probably wouldn't have been enough

[solid tapir]

fair enough

[hoary jay]

i was dying that round anyways so I drew my whole deck

[marsh goblet]

of course chariot finally shows up when i sell mime

feels bad man

[hoary jay]

dude this reminds me of the other day

[solid tapir]

I would have sold rebate ngl

[hoary jay]

I picked up a Lucky Cat

suddenly all magicians disappeared for like

5 whole antes

[shadow sundial]

whats up ballalalalala heads

[hoary jay]

and I couldn't find anything to replace the cat either

[solid tapir]

the seed blesses us sometimes

[solid tapir]

violent vessel

@shadow sundial

[shadow sundial]

violent vessel

[unborn cliff]

hello music man

[shadow sundial]

hello music man

musicing as usual?

[solid tapir]

mmyes

[unborn cliff]

you know it music man

[shadow sundial]

mmm yes very music

[shadow sundial]

is the vessel really that violent

[solid tapir]

for me ? never

but other people complain about him

so he must be violent

[unborn cliff]

why does the vessel have to be a "he" if they are violent

is this misandry

[hoary jay]

Do you guys like Ancient Deck

[hoary jay]

dont question me im asking a

am i getting the name wrong

ABANDONED

[solid tapir]

this is a good question

[hoary jay]

GRGRAHH

[unborn cliff]

ancient deck is a not a thing i fear

[hoary jay]

ABANDONED DECK IT'S ABANDONED

[unborn cliff]

theres ancient joker however

[solid tapir]

abandoned deck is good

[hoary jay]

DO YOU LIKE ABANDONED DECK

[unborn cliff]

its fine

[marsh goblet]

hoo boy, what a shop

[solid tapir]

now sell rebate

and the tribe

[marsh goblet]

yup ez win

[solid tapir]

yah

[marsh goblet]

cavendish is in the buffoon pack lmao

[solid tapir]

lol

[marsh goblet]

and it's foil

[solid tapir]

just in case you didn't want the order

[hoary jay]

slightly better than the order

and then it dies next round

[solid tapir]

the +50 chips will be run winning

[unborn cliff]

ough

[hoary jay]

ABANDONED DECK!!!!

ugh.

flushes on abandoned deck

[marsh goblet]

these jokers are... ideal

[unborn cliff]

shitstone

im sorry..

[hoary jay]

FUCK THAT STONE

[unborn cliff]

the jokers wanted me to succumb to dirty flushes

[hoary jay]

RUUGVRGHAHHH

I HATE FLUSHES

GET ME OUT OF HERE

[unborn cliff]

we all do

[hoary jay]

I WANT RUNNER

I WANT THE ORDER

AND I WANT LUCKY CAT GOD DAMN IT WHERE ARE THEY

[marsh goblet]

i dont think scoring jokers were neccessary for this run lol

[hoary jay]

DAMN

[marsh goblet]

the power of blue seals

[rigid forge]

lmao, what gold stake feels like sometimes

ran a space joker from ante 1 then burned what little economy I had trying to find scoring which never arrived

skipped 4 blinds to get perishable flush mult to last

[marsh goblet]

damn that's mad impressive

[cedar shell]

i wish i could do this and potentially get a third showman but i need supernova or i die

[marsh goblet]

the only joker i really needed the entire run was gros michel first two antes and four fingers

[coral hill]

Rare flush run

[rigid forge]

based straight flush player, I have never had a straight flush run

[marsh goblet]

straight flushes suck unless you are playing painted deck in which case they're basically free wins

[wise dragon]

Guys, I'm honored to announce you

[marsh goblet]

decent deckfixing or four fingers = epic win

[wise dragon]

That I completed c++ today

[marsh goblet]

because neptune is busted

[marsh goblet]

hell yeah dude

[rigid forge]

nice do it again on a 2nd file

jk

[wise dragon]

And I got a new high score too lmao

[rigid forge]

unless...

[marsh goblet]

i like how chill this place is

[wise dragon]

Nope

[rigid forge]

I think I saw someone who must be an actual psychopath on reddit

[wise dragon]

Fuck that, I still get chills from Black Deck

[rigid forge]

who does black deck only c++

has done it on like 3 different files

[wise dragon]

I saw that too lmfao

[rigid forge]

straight flush player too or something

just wild

[marsh goblet]

i think with the experience i've gotten from playing the game, black deck doesn't look as bad in hindsight

[wise dragon]

Literally how

[rigid forge]

lowk struggled more with nebula gold stake 💀

that was the toughest one for me

[wise dragon]

Nah, for me it was definitely black gs

[cedar shell]

i hate nebula deck but im like a fake friend to it

good nights

[marsh goblet]

nebula was kinda braindead for me

it was boring but braindead

[rigid forge]

1 consumable slot just too crappy

[marsh goblet]

get good start, get planets, win

really made me miss my consumable slot tho, i took for granted how valuable consumable slots are before playing nebula deck lol

[wise dragon]

Same, Nebula is a bit lame imo

Although I didn't felt the -1 consumable slot, since I wasn't really using it anyways lol

[marsh goblet]

even simple decks like red deck have a lot of sauce to them due to the amount of jokers discards have synergies with

but nebula deck feels like it barely changes how you play the game, it just makes consumable stuff inconvenient

[wise dragon]

It makes it easier to snowball your better hands

[rigid forge]

you mean rolling a yorick after petroglyph isnt peak balatro? :^)

[wise dragon]

Try rolling a trib on Abandoned

[rigid forge]

abandoned my goat

[wise dragon]

Fr

[rigid forge]

trib gives me temperance value i fw it

[wise dragon]

I can play 5 hand cards in gs more safely there

How God intended to play balatro

[rigid forge]

abandoned is amazing to play straights and enjoy the saturn scaling which is busted asf

[wise dragon]

None of that woke pair meta

[coral hill]

6 more jokers

[wise dragon]

Stoner joker done?

[unborn cliff]

theres a snake in your boot now

now its gonna be like the shell game

[lucid plank]

Took this ancient joker pretty far for being my only scoring source. Didn't get antimatter, ecto, or poly to extend it

[coral hill]

lowkey embarrassing

[wise dragon]

Nahhhhh, wdym Obelisk?

I get the other 5, but Obelisk? Does it never appear for you?

[coral hill]

it never appears

and if it does my build is already completed

[wise dragon]

At how many wins are you at?

[uncut slate]

dagger is also just good

[coral hill]

it is

I got it to +100 one time but skill issued myself into a loss

[coral hill]

idk

is there a way to find out?

[wise dragon]

On your profile ig

[coral hill]

I probably could have gotten c++ earlier but I'm playing on mobile and it sometimes just does not register the sticker on my jonklers

[wise dragon]

Dagger + Riff Raff is pure cinema

[vague belfry]

hello chat

it has happened again

[marsh goblet]

holy shit it's jimbo

[vague belfry]

tis i

[ebon arrow]

who dies for blueprint

[vague belfry]

rebate

[marsh goblet]

chad or rebate

[vague belfry]

I'm literally jimbo trust me bro

[marsh goblet]

or if you're confident hung men can fix the rest of ur deck drop trading card

[vague belfry]

i love confident hung men

[marsh goblet]

real

[vague belfry]

anyways I got that foil blueprint from a judgement

never sell judgements guys

also >looks inside

[ebon arrow]

this is a normal ante 6 score

[narrow wadi]

Ante 3 with 2 retrigger Jokers and blueprint, damn

[vague belfry]

very, VERY lucky

usual anaglyph deck shi

[shrewd night]

Blorp

[vague belfry]

i sprinkled my essence on anaglyph deck go play anaglyph

like now

[narrow wadi]

Which one is anaglyph, I’m bad with names- is it the double tag one?

[proven gulch]

yo loyalty card is goated on blue deck w grabber

[vague belfry]

yes

guess what I found

even bigger number

[vague belfry]

get a dusk and the number will grow big

[proven gulch]

gotta sync them if you do this tho

that's difficult

my build was loyalty card madness lobotomy

[vague belfry]

loyalty activates every 6th hand, dusk activates every last hand

[narrow wadi]

Obviously the run is auto won without face card debuff guy but idk if order is even that good here, surely idol/ sock and buskin are what ur looking for

[vague belfry]

with grabber on blue deck it shouldn't be an issue

[proven gulch]

which means if you win early you have to resync

lol?

[vague belfry]

yeah ig so

[vague belfry]

I know

I'm just looking for d cut and potentially an invis

[narrow wadi]

You could honestly just skip to ante 8 boss probably

To save time

Ur not gonna be able to go for an insane score with eternal photo

[vague belfry]

I'm trying to beat black stake ofc I'm not gonna go naneinf

there's gotta be a brainstorm somewhere

update

[narrow wadi]

Or 7 obelisks

[vague belfry]

there wasnt

[vague belfry]

i got a dna

RAHHHHHHHH

chicot.

[modern panther]

Don't diss chicot

[vague belfry]

wasnt

[modern panther]

Gud

[vague belfry]

he's definitely deserving of his legendary rank it's just a little underwhelming

[fervent verge]

i need help if anyone is good at the end game maths pls

[vague belfry]

shoot

[fervent verge]

my current situation

[modern panther]

That's fair. Coulda been a perkeo or a trib, so that's entirely valid

[vague belfry]

exactly

[vague belfry]

"idk bro ts beyond me" -literally balatros mascot

[fervent verge]

😭

this is like the closest i've ever been to a nane and idk if it's even possible

[modern panther]

Well, first, copy Baron. You don't need to copy bungler after you start the round.

[vague belfry]

yeah do that

[fervent verge]

well i'm not copying baron so i can play more hands

to get more kings in hand

[vague belfry]

find an ecto ASAP

[fervent verge]

but i don't want to overshoot and miss the hand to nane

[vague belfry]

And once you get the extra hands from bungler you no longer need to copy him

[fervent verge]

but idk how to calculate how much my next hand scores

[modern panther]

You probably have one more hand left, if I had to guess.

[vague belfry]

also what thought process did you have where you thought "man id sure love if I had 2 eternal burgers"

[fervent verge]

well early game i was like why not i can spam pairs until good things show up

[modern panther]

Fym? 2 eternal burgers would be amazing.

[vague belfry]

burgler is by no means a bad card it's just not it dude

[fervent verge]

and i had eternal brainstorm and burgular when an ankh showed up so i rolled the dice

[vague belfry]

makes sense

apologies for the hostility

[fervent verge]

it's chill

[modern panther]

Anyway, i gotta get back to my shift. See you on the flip side

[vague belfry]

IM GOING TO HANG MYSELF!!!!

I SOLD CHICOT ON ACCIDENT

[lone quartz]

hm

immolate or soul

base deck except the king of spades has a red seal

[carmine canyon]

Consider, it'd be funny

[fervent verge]

i love immolate personally

[lone quartz]

but imagine if it's a trib

[fervent verge]

but if you're going for just beating antee 8 i'd say soul

[lone quartz]

we gamba

it's a foil trib

holy

[vague belfry]

yay!!!

[lone quartz]

well i can't hex it anymore yikes

[vague belfry]

i just sold my legendary!!

[lone quartz]

incredible

[fervent verge]

the foil/polychrome/holo on the legendaries is so visually nice imo

[vague belfry]

everything is good now I found a baron

I've been prepping for this moment

a few kings of hearts don't hurt

o7 we lost

D9IP94PV

there's the seed

[vagrant minnow]

evidence that plasma deck enables even the dumbest of strategies

[vague belfry]

grats on your first gold stake win

[subtle steppe]

Do i sell business

[vague belfry]

and with castle nonetheless

[vague belfry]

yes

[narrow wadi]

i guess i pick up the negative riff raff lol

[fervent verge]

sad i only ended up getting e44 on that hand earlier

seed Z7WZSP5W

[subtle steppe]

😟 what should i do now

[buoyant fog]

guys should I get here and make stencil go down to 3x?

[buoyant fog]

sell idol LOL

anything invis copies is better

[fervent verge]

^

if you can survive without it for sure sell idol

pray it copies bp

[buoyant fog]

honestly photo would be pretty good too

[fervent verge]

i wouldn't

[buoyant fog]

chad would be kinda unfortunate but still prety goof

[fervent verge]

it nerfs baseball card too if you take tarot merchant

[buoyant fog]

true

[buoyant fog]

okayyyy so

[subtle steppe]

ahh yes

canio

[buoyant fog]

bro

[subtle steppe]

my totally favorite

[buoyant fog]

you shouldve skipped

[fervent verge]

getting a legendary that far in the game i don't go for typically lol

[carmine canyon]

[buoyant fog]

Especially if doing a face card run

[buoyant fog]

Chicot the goat

damn

lost ante 10

[subtle steppe]

dice…?

[buoyant fog]

plasma kinda goated tho

[buoyant fog]

yes

also negative showman is goated

you got a crazy seed there bro

[subtle steppe]

me with a camera

[narrow wadi]

photochadchadchad

[buoyant fog]

guess I'm goin back to my old ways

[narrow wadi]

u got photophotophotochad and i got photochadchadchad lol

[subtle steppe]

chad photophotophotophotophoto

[narrow wadi]

lmao

[subtle steppe]

me with a camera

omg ecto

[buoyant fog]

sell all jokers for stencil

then use ecto

[subtle steppe]

😟too late unc

[narrow wadi]

get another photo

[buoyant fog]

holo BP is goated jokes aside

[alpine basalt]

holy luck

[subtle steppe]

uhhh

[buoyant fog]

honestl just skip the photo

all other jokers too good

[narrow wadi]

don't skip photo, u gotta make the photophotophotophotochad

my chads are crying rn

[subtle steppe]

but i already have the photophotophotophotophotochad seed

[alpine basalt]

you don't need no stinkin brainstorm, take another photo

[narrow wadi]

damn

[alpine basalt]

wait nvm the BS is negative

[buoyant fog]

foiled up to the gills rn

[lucid plank]

This wee build is insane. I got a ton of polychrome 2s and it funny as hell

[alpine basalt]

lmao the skip all bilnds strat for the win

[buoyant fog]

true

[alpine basalt]

wee joker is top 1 jokers imo

[buoyant fog]

ehhhh

[subtle steppe]

it be funny if i sell 1 bp and make the photophotophotophotochad

[buoyant fog]

its a pretty good chip joker

[alpine basalt]

I don't mean in terms of actual use, its just my favorite

[narrow wadi]

i think you're forgetting shortcut

[buoyant fog]

I getchu

mine is spare trousers

but also imo it is the best joker ever

[narrow wadi]

mine is eight ball

[buoyant fog]

already used petroglyph bro

[buoyant fog]

good pick

[subtle steppe]

a chad?

[alpine basalt]

nothing like stumbling into a wee joker hack with plasma on Gold stake though

[narrow wadi]

photophotophotochadchad

[subtle steppe]

yes

[narrow wadi]

wait that's wrong

photophotophotophotochadchad

missed a photo

[alpine basalt]

are you counting the bp and bs as chads?

[narrow wadi]

you can honestly sell blueprint for it given ur copying chad anyway

[narrow wadi]

nah

[alpine basalt]

oh i'm just blind nvm

[narrow wadi]

then it would be photophotophotophotochadchadchad

[alpine basalt]

man super lategame runs are so mind numbing

you simply sit and wait for your 1.5^600 to be finished on its animation

[carmine canyon]

Easy mode

[alpine basalt]

nice

chicot gold sticker or is it seeded?

[lucid plank]

Finally, a red seal poly 2, time to only copy that if I can ever find it lol

[carmine canyon]

Getting gold sticker

[alpine basalt]

W

[carmine canyon]

Gonna grab another uncommon not gold sticker and thatll be the easiest set of my life

[buoyant fog]

should I ankh throwback?

4.25x rn

[manic talon]

A 50/50 on marble is kinda like throwing

[buoyant fog]

yeah fair enough

[alpine basalt]

mmmmmmm incantation with hologram

[subtle steppe]

7VZEHZ1E👌👌👌

[alpine basalt]

which is that?

[buoyant fog]

EZ money

skip run goes crazy LMAO

blue stake tiiiime

why is painted actually the best deck in the game

[alpine basalt]

checkered

we love playing flushes

[buoyant fog]

why is checkered ur pick /gen

oh I see

[vocal rose]

its decent

[vocal rose]

nasty

[alpine basalt]

I just found it easiest to have abuild that had a couple extra slots that I could use for gold stickers

[buoyant fog]

I'm surprised to see a flush enjoyer

true, plus flushes are not as bad as people say fr

[vocal rose]

if thats your goal just run blue deck

[buoyant fog]

I personally love flushes for getting to ante 8

[carmine canyon]

XFS2ZEDS

[buoyant fog]

endless its just not as good tho

[vocal rose]

they arent the worst thing in world but they certainly arent good

[alpine basalt]

yeah but like blue deck is no fun

[zinc willow]

Ya ya ya... its a white stake, but still an excellent run

[vocal rose]

isnt your goal c++

[buoyant fog]

who cares white stake is fun

[vocal rose]

if you want gold stickers blue deck is the way

[zinc willow]

Seed has serious potential for somebody with a bigger brain than mine

[buoyant fog]

white stake once ur good at the game is some of the most fun you can have

[vocal rose]

I only like them if I have ancient joker

[buoyant fog]

ancient joker is so good

[vocal rose]

you'll never catch me playing flushes any other time

[buoyant fog]

even in non flush builds

[alpine basalt]

the humble bloodstone:

[vocal rose]

yeah bloodstone is shit

lmfao

[alpine basalt]

eh dice

[buoyant fog]

bloodstone......

[vocal rose]

oh an entire other uncommon joker

to make it viable

yeah im good

[zinc willow]

If ancient hadn't swapped on me, i would've made that round 0 issues. Previous round i made the billion

[vocal rose]

bloodstone is inconsistent scoring and im not rolling down to find a 1/150 joker to make it work

thats how you lose runs

dont convince yourself bloodstone is good

[zinc willow]

I get more than I dont with bloodstone even without dice. Its been good to me (knock on poker table)

[subtle steppe]

this is something….

[buoyant fog]

sure, why not

[vocal rose]

inconsistent scoring

yes it can score but when it doesn't you just die

[subtle steppe]

Tribouley

[vocal rose]

something out of your control

[subtle steppe]

tribouley

ley

😟😟

👌👌

[zinc willow]

Fair statement, just like spinning the wheel, I've had good times and bad

[vocal rose]

very good

[buoyant fog]

MY GOAT IS BACK

[vocal rose]

this run is won

[zinc willow]

Sometimes I get EVERY SINGLE WHEEL SPIN

[alpine basalt]

yeah I've had that happen a coupleof times to me but like thats the game we play

[vocal rose]

I mean I like winning the game

and taking bloodstone typically doesn't win me the game

[alpine basalt]

if i'm going for like streaks then hell nah i'm not playing checkered with bloodstone but if i'm just chilling then i'll take it why not have a little fun

[zinc willow]

Other times, I can spin it with perkeo 50 damn times and not get 1

[alpine basalt]

real

[zinc willow]

Math do be mathing me

[buoyant fog]

should I ecto here?

it is a painted run after all....

[alpine basalt]

I probably would

[buoyant fog]

aight

[zinc willow]

Im still chasing Nan-inf but havnt made it past ante 19 even with mods on PC

[alpine basalt]

ah

like a single naneinf or the naneinf blind

also seeded or unseeded

[subtle steppe]

what if the ouija gives me q or k

[alpine basalt]

2/13 chance

we likethose odds

[subtle steppe]

yes we do

[vocal rose]

no you immolate

always immo

no world where you ecto

[buoyant fog]

too late ;(

[vocal rose]

why would you ecto

[zinc willow]

I've built my whole joker deck through mods, I always get too excited and forget to joker swap, got one on the pc right now where I've leveled everything to 200+ i have a totally glass aces polychrome red seal and I KNOW im gonna fudge it eventually

[subtle steppe]

j is also great i can strength

[buoyant fog]

but also my 4s were in there

[vocal rose]

you have trousers?

that'll outgrow walkie talkie

you also arent at interest cap

sigh

dont overrate ecto

[buoyant fog]

nah I have no money

[vocal rose]

even on painted it aint worth allat

[vocal rose]

so why didnt you take it???

[buoyant fog]

LOL

[vocal rose]

bro is playing without thinking

[buoyant fog]

we still win tho

[vocal rose]

I mean its blue stake yeah

[buoyant fog]

plus if my 4s were destroyed I wouldnt be able to play my 4oak 4's

[alpine basalt]

mid stakes you can just brain off

[vocal rose]

oh jesus christ

[buoyant fog]

yeah if it was purple stake I'd lock in

[alpine basalt]

hear me out you spam oiuja until it gives you k or q

[subtle steppe]

alr

[alpine basalt]

hand size is a myth

made up by big Hand to sell more Hands

[buoyant fog]

(I lost LMAO)

[alpine basalt]

rip

[buoyant fog]

its fine, I'm just fucking around anyway

[alpine basalt]

unacceptable, you let he trousers down

[buoyant fog]

;(

[valid abyss]

get a room

nobody in a balatro discord server should be pulling anyone's trousers down

[buoyant fog]

ah, yes

great, I get an incompatible joker

okay, okay, I'll lock in

not for DL but just in genera;

[gusty maple]

My deck is rock solid

[tardy spade]

if you sell luchador after chicot has disabled the boss blind, does it just do nothing?

[lunar zealot]

Duh?

[remote solstice]

Pretty much, yeah

[tardy spade]

ok so it doesn't work like 2 chicots

is the double chicot a bug and will it be fixed next update

[remote solstice]

Wait how does 2 chicots work?

[lunar zealot]

Probably

[valid abyss]

hell yar

[terse gyro]

just reached the halfway point of getting all the gold stickers on every joker today

really glad i got some of the weird ones out of the way like flower pot, vampire, obelisk, paredolia, and superpositon

some of the ones im kinda dreading trying to get are ones like madness seance, and the legendaries i don't have yet

[ashen trout]

sigh... another run dead to the plant

[grand peak]

i dont even think i want to take this

should i?

i dont think its worth it

[valid abyss]

excuse me if im confuzzled but how are you there with a credit card and blueprint

[valid abyss]

sell your duskatron

if its terrible just savescum

[grand peak]

i dont think any other leg helps me though

[ashen trout]

you don't know the credit card strat?

[valid abyss]

having two is cool though

if its yorick you can thank me later

just tryyy

[grand peak]

ehh

nah

[latent egret]

obelisk is literally a free win

[ashen trout]

damn

can i be the number 2 obelisk fan at least

[valid abyss]

hey what are some synergies with cloud 9

i wanna do a full 9 run

[ashen trout]

uhh

i think odd todd is the only other joker that interacts with 9s in any way

[severe arch]

dude who is that

[ashen trout]

so cloud 9 synergizes with all the other jokers who want 5oaks

dna, the family

maybe idol in the long run

[severe arch]

FIRST GOLD STAKE W!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quartz ember]

nice

[ashen trout]

but if you've got a good idol run you want to be out of cloud 9 before long

[severe arch]

rate the strokers btw

[quartz ember]

the placement of card sharp is dubious

[graceful arrow]

Anyone here play balatro?

[quartz ember]

nope

[valid abyss]

squonkler

[graceful arrow]

Ok

[valid abyss]

or halkler

[terse gyro]

to me its weird, mostly cuz im not that great at pivoting

[severe arch]

it was cuz of the amber

[haughty carbon]

I'm the number 1 obelisk hater

[quartz ember]

yea but hold blueprint and then play one hand and you'll know the ones that didnt activate are the xmult going last, bp third, small joker first and the left over second

[severe arch]

oh right

i forgot about

that

[waxen fable]

5 out of 10

[hardy fable]

got me from this

[subtle steppe]

Omg chad

[eager lynx]

hm

what grab

goal is just to win

[solid tapir]

red card

[tardy spade]

red card

[grand peak]

this was my best run ive ever had

[grand peak]

ante 1 trib btw

[ruby trail]

can sixth sense get soul or black hole cards

[grand peak]

no

[full iris]

member card stinky

[tardy spade]

how do you lose a run with a high score of 0?

[severe arch]

hey it was the first time i've actually used it and it got me this far when never reached there before

[tardy spade]

or lose a run without playing any hands whatsoever (including disallowed hands from psychic)

[full iris]

noice i just dont like it

[severe arch]

i used to kiss a printed out image of sinclair from limbus company

[subtle steppe]

do i baron

[tardy spade]

what if vampire removed debuffs?

[full iris]

i have no clue who that is

[earnest bison]

Throwback. I will always glaze it.

[full iris]

Square and green joker are lowkey S tier

[manic talon]

eww just stepped on abysmal dogshit
dont worry i sold it

[royal bobcat]

are your chips and mult the trans flag colors?

[manic talon]

yes

[royal bobcat]

thats so coool

[manic talon]

its the only "texture" mod that works without steamodded

so i dont have to contend with its bugs and i can just play practically vanilla

[terse gyro]

straight builds are so fun to do

[manic talon]

its okay i found an actually good legendary

[restive plover]

chicot 🗣️

[blissful shard]

hmmmmm

[lunar zealot]

Oh shit fr?

[lunar zealot]

The good play here is pants

[manic talon]

So far i found handy and trance dont need steamodded to work

[lunar zealot]

What about music manager

[manic talon]

I dont know, i still play the normal balala music for 800 total hours

[severe arch]

how do you even do straight builds like what cards do you go for

[lunar zealot]

Things to let straights be played easier and/or just xmult jokers

With straights you get to focus far less on +mult and +chips jokers because saturn scales absurdly well

But of course a red card or pants is always welcome

order is explicitly made for straights

Flower pot is surprisingly good on straight builds

conversely hologram less so bc deck bloat

Runner is amazing on straight builds to a point

good if you haven't used many saturns

Otherwise you have a fuck ton of base chips already and runner can be considered replaceable

Other than that just spam straights

The hurdle is definitely finding a way to play straights consistently

so you know the best deck for that?

Painted

[pale grotto]

Im happy

Im not happy

My photochad :(

[thin finch]

[ripe oriole]

Crazy rng 🔥

[manic talon]

If only it actually does something

[tardy spade]

a blueprint copying a cola should trigger when the cola is sold, not when the blueprint is sold (so selling the cola gives you 2 double tags)

it's practically a useless change except for endless but it would give the mechanic a tiny bit more use

[ripe oriole]

My main issue with this is that mechanics like constellation aren't buffed by black hole

[tardy spade]

black hole is a spectral card.
Constellation gains xmult on planet cards.

[ripe oriole]

"no but you can't do that it would be too strong" stfu this is a single player game with odds to hits this so low it doesnt fucking matter

[tardy spade]

that's not the argument against it

[ripe oriole]

Well that was quick

[manic talon]

Its wouldnt be that much stronger, its just makes constellation more wordy

Which is bad game design and also spoils black hole

[tardy spade]

would it have to say "This joker gains x0.1 mult whenever a planet card or black hole is used"?

destroys its simplicity really

[manic talon]

Yea but then black hole is name dropped before it even shows up itself

Also no other card references a specific other card in this game

[tardy spade]

to be fair perkeo namedrops negative consumables before they show up

[manic talon]

Yea but he makes it himself

[tardy spade]

by very deliberate design as well

fusion jokers will never be added to vanilla

(thank god)

[manic talon]

Nah should add exodia to the game

[torn drift]

i won red stake

yeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss