🕹・game-discussion

[minor portal]

you should be winning in 0 hands anyway

[valid abyss]

glad you Horse that amelia plus plus

[autumn vector]

😱😱

[valid abyss]

colon p

[dry ether]

what are some good synergies with burglar?

[shadow sundial]

grimbo ans obelisk

[solid tapir]

grimbo

[serene forge]

green jonkler

gronkler

[minor portal]

drunkard

[serene forge]

uhh

[lunar zealot]

Any scaling jongler

[serene forge]

any scaling joker really

[burnt topaz]

Interesting considering I only play 5s and 3s and maybe 7s or 9s

[solid tapir]

bus

pants

[lunar zealot]

I SAID T FIRST

[autumn vector]

What is your profile picture I saw someone that runs a Roblox black market with the same thing

[serene forge]

eternal mail in rebate

[dry ether]

noted

[green meteor]

Yorrick

[solid tapir]

you can take bus here

[valid abyss]

i found it on pinterest

[serene forge]

i did this once

[shadow sundial]

its the uh studio ghibli cate right

[balmy ridge]

it's a cat from sailor moon

[valid abyss]

i do run a black market but its for organs not roblox

[serene forge]

i picked up the burger after the rebate

lmfao

[burnt topaz]

What do. I get rid of? Abstract?

[median crystal]

YALL SAID SELL BARON

GUESS WHAT I GOT

[hybrid tendon]

call me a completionist the way I got Amelia++

[solid tapir]

do u have hackable cards ?

[median crystal]

NEGATIVE MIME BROOO

[balmy ridge]

any intestines in stock?

[shadow sundial]

nothing worth keeping baron for

[burnt topaz]

I only play 5s and 3s

[minor portal]

rest in piss

[solid tapir]

the correct play was to sell baron

[burnt topaz]

Pair of 5s and pair of 3s is all I pair

[valid abyss]

half a kidney and a liver with cirrhosis final offer

[shadow sundial]

mime still good without baron

[solid tapir]

well yes but do you have anything worth retriggering

[shadow sundial]

gold cards and blue seals

[serene forge]

mime is an actual good jonkler

baron is the nepo hire

[burnt topaz]

Yes I have special stuff, and I’m constantly getting more special stuff

[minor portal]

the steel card

[shadow sundial]

true

[burnt topaz]

Mainly it retriggers odd Todd

[solid tapir]

you can sell abstract then

[minor portal]

we EAT steel

[shadow sundial]

the diasatrous card

[serene forge]

I hate Baron

[burnt topaz]

And the +15 mult will be made up for eventually

[solid tapir]

every smart balala player hates baron

[solid tapir]

yep

[valid abyss]

as a Stupid Idiot i love baron

[solid tapir]

why would you admit this

[hybrid tendon]

not every baron hater is smart tho

[solid tapir]

this is true

[valid abyss]

as a stupid idiot i thought it would be obvious why

[solid tapir]

I'm in disbelief

[minor portal]

go go gadget seed finder on erratic deck where all the cards are kings

[solid tapir]

that is all

[valid abyss]

im

full stop

[acoustic kettle]

Mime so good

[minor portal]

surely there's a combination of typography somewhere

[valid abyss]

mime lovers when they see a seagull

[burnt topaz]

Is this or 5 of a kind better right now?

Getting more trigger might be worth it

[valid abyss]

No

oh wait

[solid tapir]

js play pairs

[burnt topaz]

I mean both should probably win

[valid abyss]

probably since odd todd

[autumn vector]

I found the cat

[burnt topaz]

Worst comes to worst it scales supernova

[dry ether]

I have acquired money tree and to the moon

[solid tapir]

ya

[valid abyss]

holy FUCK that is NOT my cat

who gave it a concussion

[autumn vector]

me

🤗

[solid tapir]

u can unlock 5oak to pivot later @burnt topaz

[burnt topaz]

Oh my god I barely won

[valid abyss]

Oh ok thank you for your honesty

[dire crater]

Mayor of frown town

[burnt topaz]

40082/40000

[autumn vector]

Your welcome I personally believe honesty is the best policy

[burnt topaz]

That’s what playing a pair did

[valid abyss]

FUCK you un83s your chips

[night turret]

I mean free upgrades

[serene forge]

I hate Plasma Deck

[autumn vector]

So we are just inventing words now 😔

[burnt topaz]

I should pivot but with my levels on pair being constantly running upwards I don’t know how good 5oak is

[hybrid tendon]

that's how words works yes

[autumn vector]

Oh ok thanks for explaining

[burnt topaz]

Burnt joker feels weird if I wanna pivot to 5oak

[autumn vector]

I appreciate it

[valid abyss]

that is how most words have been created

[shadow sundial]

little caesers count ur fucking days the fuck you mean my 9 dollar pizza now costs 18 dollars

[burnt topaz]

But I think it will be better in the long run to go for it

[serene forge]

language only has meaning because we give it meaning

[hybrid tendon]

no problem 👍

[solid tapir]

unlock 5oak and use celestial packs to scale its levels

[burnt topaz]

If I get something that helps me in a 5oak build I take it and sell burnt joker

[solid tapir]

keep playing pairs until you can safely pivot

[serene forge]

skill issue get pizza hut instead

[torpid ice]

[valid abyss]

fee fee fee fi fo fum

[shadow sundial]

pizza hut in my area closed down yesrs ago

next pizza hut two towns over

[night turret]

So do I

[solid tapir]

L

[acoustic kettle]

I love plasma deck

[valid abyss]

i enjoy plasma

its in my blood

[night turret]

Maybe it was for the better

[shadow sundial]

i like pretzel crust

[valid abyss]

so i think i should enjoy it

in order for its compliance with staying in my arteries

[solid tapir]

I love chips

[night turret]

I would if I got good jokers for once

Other then this run

[solid tapir]

you do get good jokers

you just don't make the correct choices

[autumn vector]

I saw a comment on a video that mentioned Pizza Hut I don’t remember it exactly but it was like this girl selling a bible that she found 2000 bc ago and went to Pizza Hut with Jesus and he gave it to her

[serene forge]

you can get decent jokers on plasma and still lose because its a shitass fucking deck i hate it so much

[valid abyss]

sounds believable

[solid tapir]

Skissue

[night turret]

I might go get Pizza Hut tomorrow

[serene forge]

black deck sucks less than plasma

[hybrid tendon]

yeah, happened to me once, he blessed me with wavy hairs

[autumn vector]

It was very obviously true who wouldn’t believe that

[solid tapir]

this is a delusional take Amelia

[valid abyss]

ive been wanting to order pizza but i am far too tired to open apps

[autumn vector]

Woah no way I want those

[balmy ridge]

dude that was hours ago

[burnt topaz]

So we’ve ran into a problem…

[hybrid tendon]

is it now

[valid abyss]

amelia this is an act of indecent opiniosure

[burnt topaz]

I tried playing 5oak

[solid tapir]

what is it

[solid tapir]

yes

[valid abyss]

please put some spoilers on this

[hybrid tendon]

hehe, had to go back 2000bc with jesus

[valid abyss]

and a trigger warning

[burnt topaz]

And now most of my 5s are debuffed

[solid tapir]

lol

[valid abyss]

and an r rating

[solid tapir]

how much is each pair scoring

[burnt topaz]

Five of a kind wasn’t much better than pair either

[serene forge]

I hate Five of a Kind

[burnt topaz]

Both are around 40k including triggers

[valid abyss]

this is exactly why i highly recommend you use your Eyes to Look at the boss blind

[solid tapir]

with debuffed cards

[night turret]

I was at work, sorry bro

[autumn vector]

I got the story very wrong she neverentioned Pizza Hut

[burnt topaz]

I did to a degree, I skipped the small blind because of pillar

[night turret]

Just got off my break

[valid abyss]

all eyes look at things at a degree

[mint jetty]

No, i just dont think brainrot is funny

[solid tapir]

you undid the value of that skip by playing 5oak

[valid abyss]

right now its at a 6 degree angle looking at my monitor

whats your point here

[hybrid tendon]

well it's okay mine was at a&w

[burnt topaz]

OH THANK GOD I GOT A 5 THAT ISNT DEBUFFED

it’s foil as well

[autumn vector]

Do you think if I go to a Pizza Hut 2000 bc ago I will also get wavy hair

[solid tapir]

nice

[hybrid tendon]

mmh yessss

[valid abyss]

oh yeah because all people who have bibles that are more than 4000 years old just handle it loosely on a road and list it on facebook marketplace for $3600 instead of handing it off to a museum for millions

[hybrid tendon]

the pizza hut jesus will give you this

[hybrid tendon]

I mean a museum would say it's fake and they're wrong

so yeah

don't trust them with bibles from 2000 bc

[autumn vector]

It’s a dream come true 🥹

[burnt topaz]

I think I get rid of burnt and pivot to 5oak here

Pair’s levels aren’t enough anymore

[autumn vector]

Maybe it’s cursed and she wanted to not be cursed with immortality for another 4000 years

[valid abyss]

which if it wasnt fake they would then follow this string of sentences up with a "this is mine now" and rob this individual

but that did not happen

meaning it IS fake and theyre wrong

[solid tapir]

this lady is on fent

[hybrid tendon]

it is not fake I was there

[autumn vector]

What????

[valid abyss]

OHH okay that clears it up

thanks

[burnt topaz]

Can I have approval that what I’m doing is ok

[solid tapir]

this man is on fent

[burnt topaz]

I’m nervous

[solid tapir]

wyd

[hybrid tendon]

np 👍

[autumn vector]

What????

[burnt topaz]

I wanna sell burnt for an abstract and pivot to 5oak

[solid tapir]

you can

[valid abyss]

new meaning to Hanging Chad

[solid tapir]

fr

[burnt topaz]

I made the right decision

[solid tapir]

yep

[valid abyss]

i enjoy white stake personally

its nice to just play funny gambling game

and before you call me unable to play higher stakes i've beaten gold stake like 4 times before

i just like white stake

[solid tapir]

4 times ?

[night turret]

Is this layout for plasma good or no?

[solid tapir]

[valid abyss]

i just didnt enjoy the higher stakes that much

[solid tapir]

where are your chips

[valid abyss]

sure its nice to have a challenge but

[night turret]

I’m trying to get more mult

[solid tapir]

mhm

[valid abyss]

mrreeh

[solid tapir]

this is why you hate plasma

[night turret]

Odd Todd and stone

[median crystal]

well it happens

[solid tapir]

its alright

gl

[burnt topaz]

WHEEL JUST HIT LETS GOOOOOOOOO

[valid abyss]

was it a foil

[night turret]

Poly holo or foil

[burnt topaz]

It was probably the worst hit it could’ve been

Holo on abstract

But I’ll take it

[valid abyss]

matter of fact the chances of it hitting are so low it mightve just removed a fourth of foil

[solid tapir]

abstract is giving max value

fr

[valid abyss]

did it oil your cards

[hybrid tendon]

oil up jimbo

[burnt topaz]

Easy win

[solid tapir]

play gold stake

[hybrid tendon]

yes

[burnt topaz]

Give me a polychrome red seal queen that I have no interest in using, thanks a lot

[valid abyss]

oh my god i just discovered i can hold shift in my reactions window to keep adding reactions

this is a dream come true

[burnt topaz]

I’m doing it mom

[solid tapir]

now do it on gold stake

[ripe iris]

is this worth cutting madness

[solid tapir]

you can take red card and bs

[ripe iris]

thats what im thinking

[solid tapir]

yah

[ripe iris]

but is it worth losing the madness

[solid tapir]

I'd say yes

[uncut slate]

both are probably winning lines

[ripe iris]

fair

[uncut slate]

it's a matter of which you'd rather play

[ripe iris]

but i suck so

[solid tapir]

since he has rebate, it's gonna be money with bs

[valid abyss]

obviously skip it so you can find a jimbo later

[uncut slate]

brain off madness run or megabate

[valid abyss]

sell madness and rebate

just the best option here overall

[solid tapir]

and red card will have freat scaling cuz they will have money

[lost hawk]

never sell madness

obtain madness, go all in

[solid tapir]

rebate is eternal

also no

[ripe iris]

but i would have to find some other scoring since id die if i took it rn

[burnt topaz]

I think I’ve bought every voucher offered so far except for a random ante 2 hieroglyph

[ripe iris]

since i wouldnt have scoring

[uncut slate]

yea that's true

[valid abyss]

you have free will

[solid tapir]

you can roll

[uncut slate]

but you can spend down

[valid abyss]

a sticker cannot tell you what to do

[uncut slate]

bc rebatestorm

[ripe iris]

yeah but im just a bit worried

[solid tapir]

ofc

[valid abyss]

just like stickers at garage sales cant tell me the price of the thing isnt free

[solid tapir]

save scum

[valid abyss]

its always free

[solid tapir]

this is a joke

[ripe iris]

editing game files to remove the eternal sticker

[valid abyss]

thats the spirit

[burnt topaz]

So what do I sell…

[ripe iris]

i have had one too many madness runs recently

[shell dagger]

abstract

[ripe iris]

im gonna sell it

[valid abyss]

ok HUGE idea here

[solid tapir]

guys #🎨・fan-art

[shell dagger]

or todd

[valid abyss]

you sell the ABSTRACT

[uncut slate]

sell abstract take 8ball

[burnt topaz]

The copy is either hack or constellation when it comes around to it but what to sell is interesting

[uncut slate]

for sure

[burnt topaz]

Alright fair enough

[solid tapir]

sell todd and take bs

[burnt topaz]

Todd has been arguably more helpful

[solid tapir]

sell abstract and take bs

[burnt topaz]

And I have plenty of mult cards and 2 xmult jokers, abstract is the choice here

[uncut slate]

8ball

[burnt topaz]

So what is the actual copy here? Constellation or hack?

[ripe iris]

depends on the deck

[shell dagger]

Yeah what cards are u playing

[burnt topaz]

Every 5 in my deck is enhanced

[ripe iris]

with what

glass?

[shell dagger]

Enhanced with what

[ripe iris]

lucky?

[burnt topaz]

I play 5oak 5s

[ripe iris]

what is the enhancement vro

[shell dagger]

What 5s

[burnt topaz]

A mix of lucky, bonus, a few gold, but mostly mult

[shell dagger]

Then constellation

[ripe iris]

constellation is better

[burnt topaz]

Just for proof

[shell dagger]

Copying hack is like a 2x at best with +mult enhancements

[ripe iris]

yeah bro nobody was doubting you 🥀

[solid tapir]

const fs

u can also copy hack sometimes if you can afford to get away with it

for money

[ripe iris]

hes got no money except for luckies

[uncut slate]

no 8ball 😔

[solid tapir]

exactly

for money

[ripe iris]

i wouldnt gamble like that

[unreal island]

droll joker

:3

[dry ether]

my favourite is rental 8 ball

[ripe iris]

better to just save hands for money

[solid tapir]

I would always gamble like that

+$20 is way better than +$2-3

and with retriggers fuck yeah Im gambling like that

[burnt topaz]

I didn’t even have to use the red seal glass card I just made

[dry ether]

luckies are only good with lucky joker and oops all 6

[flat bay]

\\

[solid tapir]

this is just wrong

[unreal island]

chat would you rather hex a mail in rebate or an ante 1 eternal madness

[burnt topaz]

I’ve seen lucky cat infinite times this run

[solid tapir]

rebate

[uncut slate]

i like luckies because the money noise is fun

[burnt topaz]

This is something I need to know, I need to know “Where’s the Hex?”

[solid tapir]

madness rquires some assistance from chips

[shell dagger]

madness ofc

[solid tapir]

and if I can't find eternal chips

then it is doomed

[shell dagger]

rebate may be better but madness is more fun

[solid tapir]

rebate keeps me alive

and I think being alive is fun

[ripe iris]

well assuming he draws both luckies they each have an expected value of 20/15 or 4/3 dollars per, so a hack copy is expected to make a bit less than 3 dollars. its technically better in that case to copy hack for more expected value, but im not a fan of gambling like that especially since its gonna be likely short term losses until you hit the first 20$

[lone halo]

I thought it was a joke but does Spaceman literally never hit pairs?

[burnt topaz]

What are the odds of seeing both of these?

[ripe iris]

my god where on earth is your mult

[solid tapir]

I understand your reasoning but +$20

lucky cards never fail me

[uncut slate]

plasma

[ripe iris]

lucky cards always fail me

[ripe iris]

og

oh

[solid tapir]

just unlucky

[lone halo]

I'm saving money for Bull

[solid tapir]

just unlucky

[ripe iris]

Oops! All Ones

[shell dagger]

probably very low but it’s irrelevant, think of how many other joker combos in one shop roll would’ve impressed you a similar amount

[solid tapir]

nat 1's

[shell dagger]

and we are missing information

can’t calculate true odds

[solid tapir]

ur playing heart fives right ?

[ripe iris]

i dont understand. 2 uncommons? with overstock plus? not rare at all

[solid tapir]

you can sell todd for bloobstone

ngl

[burnt topaz]

Suit distribution is very even

[solid tapir]

ah

perhaps could work towards sun

[burnt topaz]

Looking at 4-4-1-3

Except for clubs

[uncut slate]

blumsrone

[burnt topaz]

That one 5 of clubs is also glass

[ripe iris]

bloodstone aint worth it ngl

[burnt topaz]

It isn’t

I didn’t buy it

[solid tapir]

I don't like it either

[ripe iris]

unless you find oa6 it will always find a way to let you down

[solid tapir]

if my 5's were hearts then I would take it over todd

fs

[burnt topaz]

5 mult 5s with 5 jokers that score.

[solid tapir]

only because hack

[ripe iris]

it would probably be better but who likes a bloodstone run

[solid tapir]

apparently no one

except bloodstone enjoyers

[ripe iris]

guys i think he likes the number 5

[solid tapir]

I like 2's and Aces

and jacks

[ripe iris]

im a very big aces fan

[solid tapir]

favorite suit ?

[ripe iris]

thats tough

[solid tapir]

spades for me

[burnt topaz]

Well that was some bad timing

[ripe iris]

its either spades or hearts just because they look better to me

[solid tapir]

kek

[solid tapir]

valid

diamonds are my least favorite suit icl

[ripe iris]

spades are better for most purposes because of bb and arrowhead

[burnt topaz]

I mean it’s either sun or $14

[ripe iris]

but hearts can be money

wait no

fuck

[solid tapir]

js take $14

[ripe iris]

thats diamonds

[burnt topaz]

I mean flush five isn’t worth it anymore…

[solid tapir]

yes but I don't like rough gem

[burnt topaz]

Five of a kind is level 8

[ripe iris]

you die like next ante anyways

[solid tapir]

lol

^ yah

[ripe iris]

hearts are big score on occasion

[burnt topaz]

The hieroglyph for ante 11 got me 3 more rounds of gameplay

[solid tapir]

I always do whats practical for the seed

but I just like spades in general

they look awesome

[ripe iris]

still not worth working for flush 5

[burnt topaz]

Like what was going to be the final ante and then I get hieroglyph

I know

[ripe iris]

thats very fair

i used to be the biggest agate stan for some reason??? during like my first few hours of gameplay? idk what was wrong with me

[solid tapir]

well agate is a great joker

and it looks pretty

poly agate looks very pretty

[ripe iris]

i mean yeah but i was taking it over like obelisk n shi

[solid tapir]

ah

lol

[terse dock]

2 of the gem jokers are great 1 is alright 1 is ass

[ripe iris]

tbf i was new and hated obelisk like most newbies

but like i liked it way too much for my own good

[solid tapir]

we like to see character development in the balala discord server

[cold forge]

balala

[ripe iris]

i love watching all the new players get swallowed up everytime they say obelisk is bad

[solid tapir]

same

[manic talon]

Its just bloodstone folks, same joker

[solid tapir]

bloodstones older brother

[ripe iris]

ancient jonkler is 10x better than the virgin bloodstone

[terse dock]

I dont

I think this server should be nicer

[solid tapir]

depends

[manic talon]

its the same joker

[solid tapir]

if the newbie refuses to learn then flame the newbie

[modest stirrup]

why am I so bad with the psychic

[solid tapir]

also the nice people are in #🎙・server-chat

[balmy ridge]

terraria calamity mod

[terse dock]

Nobody ever goes there

[solid tapir]

the casuals stay there

I can tell because of all the white stake screenshots

and people saying baron is the best method to play the game

[ripe iris]

im not saying flaming the newbies for saying obelisk is bad, i understand that viewpoint for inexperienced people. im just saying its funny watching them think theyre being valid until we come in and gently explain to them how delusional they are

[balmy ridge]

lol

[terse dock]

Gently huh

[solid tapir]

experienced players also flame other experienced players

this is balala

[ripe iris]

ok so i had a lot of fun with my unseeded baron naneinf runs but for like non-endless gameplay baron is dogshit

[solid tapir]

lol

[solid tapir]

as an ante 8 gold stake enjoyer, baron is ass

[balmy ridge]

simply summon baron mime blueprint brainstorm every run its ggs

[terse dock]

Baron is a mediocre support xmult

[ripe iris]

its fun for big numbers

but like

[solid tapir]

white stake endless brainrot players like baron

[ripe iris]

it sucks aqss

ass

[lone halo]

sold invisible, hit the best option, ez game. 2 or 3 hands of any high card wins

[terse dock]

It is not bottom 10

[burnt topaz]

We were able to get past one round of ante 11 without using a glass card, I don’t think I’m gonna be as lucky

[ripe iris]

kinda is ngl

def bottom 25 or so

[solid tapir]

nice

[solid tapir]

baron and idol share similar positions in the bad joker tierlist

[balmy ridge]

oh btw i wanna go for a high score run. is there any difference between hitting a high score on white vs gold stake? also does naneinf show as your high score if you get it?

[ripe iris]

agreed

[solid tapir]

way easier to do a hs on white stake

[ripe iris]

no

naneinf doesnt show

[balmy ridge]

obviously but i mean like cosmetically

or for achievements or something

[solid tapir]

you can try a hs on gold stake

my personal hs on gold stake is e44

with idol

[balmy ridge]

dang. so it just reverts to your previous highest score or what?

[ripe iris]

im afraid i might have to take bloodstone here this is like the best situation to be taking it

[balmy ridge]

chudstone alert

[solid tapir]

it's a line

[balmy ridge]

maybe open pack first

[solid tapir]

and the correct one

[ripe iris]

i think it just sets it back to 0 or smth

[solid tapir]

imagine oops in the pack

[ripe iris]

fair

[balmy ridge]

instant splooge

[ripe iris]

no oops but a rebate is nice

[terse dock]

Séance idol pareidolia showman tribe marble misprint splash flower pot bootstraps

[solid tapir]

rebate W

[ivory sun]

i lost my super straight run bc i greeded a baron over a shortcut

[balmy ridge]

its ggs

[solid tapir]

deserved

[burnt topaz]

Do we think this can win? (Constellation at x6.1)

[solid tapir]

maybe

[burnt topaz]

It might be close

[balmy ridge]

anyway look at my brotato run. big things are happening here

[burnt topaz]

But hey this is gonna be insane regardless

[terse dock]

That's your fault

[solid tapir]

this was a super straight run

[solid tapir]

ebic

[balmy ridge]

diverse joker selection

[solid tapir]

indeed

[balmy ridge]

was that a nat neg bp?

[solid tapir]

no

I ecto'ed it

[balmy ridge]

good

[burnt topaz]

LETS GOOOOO

THE RUN LIVES FOR MAYBE ONE MORE ANTE

[solid tapir]

LMAO

[solid tapir]

nice

[balmy ridge]

u got it king

[unreal island]

Ok chat hear me out

[ripe iris]

bloodstone was in fact the right line

[lunar zealot]

die to pillar

[solid tapir]

yep

[ripe iris]

its checkered deck i dont think even pillar kills me

only issue might be head

[lunar zealot]

True

oh shit you still haven't gotten head?

[solid tapir]

the head kills you unless you can do some card sharp shit

[lunar zealot]

save money so you can reroll for luchador if ever

[ripe iris]

idk i forgot

[lunar zealot]

Bitch

[burnt topaz]

You can’t get much better than this…

[lunar zealot]

you're playing bloodstone oops and don't remember your boss blinds?

[nova mantle]

What can I sell here for DNA? I think photo is the safest option but I'm not sure

[solid tapir]

this is why we need a boss histroy feature

[unreal island]

Accursed run

[ripe iris]

well yeah i have shitass memory

[safe moat]

What’s balala chat

[shadow sundial]

what is the context i just got here

[manic talon]

fym eternal seance

[lunar zealot]

Bro hasn't gotten head yet

[solid tapir]

why do you want DNA

[nova mantle]

Also I'm scoring e15 all glass and I'm needing e13 to pass

[shadow sundial]

poor guy fr

[unreal island]

Ummm synergy my fwiend :3

[nova mantle]

More glass cards

[unreal island]

Also i wanna see if i can make it work lmao

[solid tapir]

sell photo I guess

[shadow sundial]

synergize my left nut saeck..

[burnt topaz]

2 billion

[shadow sundial]

seance sux

[safe moat]

I gotchu

[unreal island]

And grass is green

[ripe iris]

chad or rebate here guys

[unreal island]

[shadow sundial]

always count on you

[solid tapir]

chad

[lunar zealot]

chad is too greedy you need money to reroll for luchador if ever you get head

[manic talon]

chad for the lucky hits

[ripe iris]

yeah true

[solid tapir]

this is also true

[safe moat]

My hands are oily

[lunar zealot]

You overscore a fuck ton right now and chad is common

[manic talon]

also chad + glass would beat head

[ripe iris]

counterpoint: im greedy

[lunar zealot]

This is true

[nova mantle]

This is what I have rn I feel like maybe I'm just being a bit paranoid all my glass is gonna break

[solid tapir]

do you have lucky cards

[shadow sundial]

getting head in the balala game discussion channel

[manic talon]

get some glass put it on spades and youll be fine

[solid tapir]

bruh

[ripe iris]

yes

4 now

actually 5 with death

[solid tapir]

I take chad

[nova mantle]

I do NEED idol next shop tho or I'm dying

[nova mantle]

Am I paranoid 😭

[solid tapir]

gl

[solid tapir]

yes

[nova mantle]

Fine

I'll keep photo then

[manic talon]

oh yea right, now at 25, 9 more wins and i got a PB

[solid tapir]

if anything you need to worry about drawing the glass in the first place

with all those lucky cards

[burnt topaz]

Welp, this is the end, it’s been amazing. 🫡

[safe moat]

Oof I need to get better

[solid tapir]

gold stake streak ?

impressive

I applaud you

[white zodiac]

rotating?

[shadow sundial]

congortions

[safe moat]

👏🏻

[safe moat]

😭

[manic talon]

nah just checkered, best i can do rotating is 13

died on green

fucking hate that deck

[solid tapir]

I don't blame you for disliking green deck

[lunar zealot]

Daily reminder bloodstone can just do this

[white zodiac]

oh yeah u told me

[burnt topaz]

You know what, closest guess to what this will score wins. Constellation is on x6.7

[solid tapir]

bloobstone

[lunar zealot]

67

[shadow sundial]

if your deck is green maybe go see a doctor thats not natural

[wintry ice]

moment

[burnt topaz]

As I demolish green deck

[solid tapir]

dedge

[manic talon]

its white stake everything is on easy mode

[solid tapir]

you play white stake

[burnt topaz]

Yes but still

[solid tapir]

there's no but still

for white stake

man

[burnt topaz]

This seed could probably win gold stake

[lunar zealot]

you're not playing it on gold stake is the thing

no real way to know

[shy abyss]

green deck in particular is one of the decks that feels super powerful on lower stakes

[burnt topaz]

I played white stake since I’m doing this for my Balatro Deck League, which is all white stake

[manic talon]

well theres a 30% chance that each of those are perishables or rentals

[burnt topaz]

I would do only gold stake but I’ve only unlocked gold stake on ghost deck so far

[lunar zealot]

Well not constell

but you get the idea

[burnt topaz]

I don’t have as much experience I took a long break from this game

I don’t think I’ve ever had 20 of one rank before

So that’s an accomplishment

[lunar zealot]

Oh god

i once had like

37

[burnt topaz]

What rank?

[solid tapir]

mmmyes

[shy abyss]

green deck might stay top tier up thru purple stake even

[lunar zealot]

83 FUCKING TWO OF CLUBS

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[solid tapir]

this is beautiful

[burnt topaz]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[lunar zealot]

You think that's beautiful

My idol was still whiffing

[solid tapir]

what could be more beautiful than poly 2's

[solid tapir]

HAHAHAHAHA

[ripe iris]

LMFAO

[solid tapir]

idol

[ripe iris]

average idol

[burnt topaz]

Where’s the wee joker?

[solid tapir]

idol try not to be a garbage joker challenge

(impossible)

[lunar zealot]

I had to sell it to buy the brainstorm

[burnt topaz]

Unless your deck is only one card like the all 10 of spades seed on erratic

[ripe iris]

you could be playing a deck with only 1 card and idol would still somehow miss

[solid tapir]

well yeah

but that's not happening pre endless

[ripe iris]

seeded runs 🤮

[burnt topaz]

It’s not happening naturally pre endless for sure

So for un-seeded non-endless runs you don’t buy idol unless it’s the final round and it’s on the card you want most

Like it appears in the final shop with the one card you need

[solid tapir]

only buy idol if your deck is nearly complete

[coral sluice]

Skill issue

[burnt topaz]

Hey I got my new best round being 38

[solid tapir]

I've only had 2 idol "runs" ever, and it was post ante 8

with me already going for flush five

since ante 4 ish

[burnt topaz]

So that’s something

[solid tapir]

deck already close to being fixed

[burnt topaz]

I guess

[solid tapir]

no

this is bait

[burnt topaz]

I feel so sorry for blue deck

And I lost the number

Wait I have my calculator history

Nevermind

[balmy ridge]

902% attack speed dude im the most powerful potato to ever live

[lunar zealot]

Wrong game man

[proven gulch]

oh god which do i pick

[tranquil cargo]

there's some crazy stuff in balatro mods, I wouldn't be surprised if a 902% attack speed build somehow got naneinf

[burnt topaz]

Green deck’s score has so many digits I couldn’t even fit all 12 in the score box

There should be a 18 at the end of that score

[white zodiac]

these are not gold stake numbers

[burnt topaz]

Yeah they aren’t

[white zodiac]

[burnt topaz]

I only have one deck with gold stake so I had to just do white stake for this entire league

And by that I mean one deck with gold stake available, I haven’t even beaten it

[terse gyro]

hella good run just now, i was honestly most worried about the banana dying more than anything

[ripe iris]

bloodstone trying not to be mid for once

ironic that the final boss was against the heart lmfao

[solid tapir]

I fixed it

late asf but my app died and I had to restart

[burnt topaz]

Final boss blind ranking from most difficult to least difficult, go.

[white zodiac]

vv > ch > vl > cb > aa

[ripe iris]

vv
ch
vl
cb
aa

[lunar zealot]

vv > heart > everything else typically

verdant leaf is only bad on on-scored builds or when you're relying on seeing double

[cyan juniper]

Depends on the deck

[lunar zealot]

amber acorn is only bad when you specifically have blueprint; otherwise you can tech it

[burnt topaz]

Oddly specific

[lunar zealot]

cerulean bell is only bad when you play straights or other similar 5 card hand

[ripe iris]

for gold stake verdant leaf is usually a joke

[lunar zealot]

otherwise yes leaf > bell > acorn

[solid tapir]

Crimson Heart
Violet Vessel
Verdant Leaf
Amber Acorn
Cerulean Bell

[burnt topaz]

Honestly I was confused at your guys’ ranking but after thinking about it I wouldn’t change a thing

[burnt topaz]

Fair honestly

[ripe iris]

violet vessel is always #1

[lunar zealot]

crimson heart is not harder than vessel

[burnt topaz]

Don’t mind that ranking

[solid tapir]

never an issue for me

[wintry ice]

leaf and bell only target specific builds

[ripe iris]

really?

[lunar zealot]

Anecdotal

[solid tapir]

the violent vessel has never been an issue for me

that's why it's a personal ranking

[ripe iris]

violet vessel is like the worst one for most runs

[wintry ice]

acorn targets nothing

[ripe iris]

of mine

[solid tapir]

I've died to the wall more than the violent vessel

lol

[lunar zealot]

the only way for acorn to hurt you is if you specifically and only specificaly have blueprint

[wintry ice]

anecdotes aren't reliable

[lunar zealot]

And even then it's just -1 hand

[wintry ice]

for vessel you either get 2 xmult jokers or you die

[ripe iris]

my burglar realizing that double hands played is nowhere near enough for 3x scoring requirements

[lunar zealot]

tbf that's what you do anyway

[solid tapir]

xmult not difficult to find

fr

[lunar zealot]

the thing with vessel is it's less hard in practice

[wintry ice]

eh

[burnt topaz]

I would assume that on purple stake+ vv is so much harder then the non serious white stake 300k im used to, meanwhile on gold stake its 1.2M

[lunar zealot]

Because we always play runs with the intent of beating violet vessel

[wintry ice]

good xmult is about as hard to find as +chips

[lunar zealot]

but on unlucky runs vv can and will just kill them

[solid tapir]

the 1.2M is scary but glass and decent jokers demolishes it

[solid tapir]

this is true

[ripe iris]

glass doesnt help much for most of the spam builds i play

[lunar zealot]

I had this awesome dagger + madness run one time

died to vv

[wintry ice]

glass depends on you having good planet levels

[solid tapir]

I scored e7 with red seal glass pairs

one time

glass is helpful

[wintry ice]

though that's less of an issue when blue seals are as strong as they are

[ripe iris]

red seal glass

[solid tapir]

yes

but glass is glass

[solid tapir]

also yes

[ripe iris]

red seal glass is not something most people can just get

[solid tapir]

the run I was talking about I had 3 certificates to give me planet levels and red seals

[ripe iris]

and also like 90% of my runs have my mult coming from those scalers like supernova or grimbo

[wintry ice]

at minimum you both need a red seal of a prefered rank and a justice

[wintry ice]

yeah that's not something every build has available

[solid tapir]

with good xmult it can win fr

[ripe iris]

so glass wont help much since it triggers b4 that

[solid tapir]

obv

[tepid skiff]

Aren't red seals usually the worst seal for gold stake?

[ripe iris]

well yeah but good xmult isnt easy

[solid tapir]

not really

[lunar zealot]

Usually

[ripe iris]

usually yeah

[lunar zealot]

everything is situational

[nova mantle]

The only time I could need him the stupid idol never spawned 💔

[solid tapir]

yah

[lunar zealot]

but it is blue > purple > gold > red

[solid tapir]

if I have wee then a red seal 2 would be nice

[ripe iris]

blue seals are the best, then id say its a bit of a tie between purple and gold, and then red

[wintry ice]

red can be better than gold

[lunar zealot]

Thing is in a vacuum red seals don't offer much

[nova mantle]

This was mad fun tho

[wintry ice]

but gold is better at base

[lunar zealot]

Blue seals give mercury which is goated

[ripe iris]

mhm

mercury my beloved

[solid tapir]

Im a blue seal enjoyer

[lunar zealot]

purples give tarots which are always inherently gonna strengthen a run

[ripe iris]

who isnt?

[solid tapir]

probably someone

[lunar zealot]

gold seals give money and money gives fucking everything

[ripe iris]

probably one of those nasty

idol

and ecto

players

[solid tapir]

don't forget baron

as well

[white zodiac]

it's the reason most builds and black have to default to 1.2m/2.4m plasma while also being a near threat to what's currently meta (2oak)

[ripe iris]

baron works well with blue seals though

[solid tapir]

ante 8

[white zodiac]

one of the 10 things baron needs for it to work

[ripe iris]

calling it 2oak instead of pair hurts me so much

[solid tapir]

mhm

[white zodiac]

who hurt you

[ripe iris]

you

[nova mantle]

I love having a dusk so i first play all my gold seals then play the red ones

[white zodiac]

2oak is better for me to filter out

[wintry ice]

vessel wouldn't be as much of an issue if blue stske wasn't awful

tbf anything would be less of an issue if the game was easier

[lunar zealot]

Yeah

[nova mantle]

1oak instead of high card

[solid tapir]

lol

[lunar zealot]

the main thing holding straights back from easily being top 2 hand is blue stake

[ripe iris]

ok thats it

[wintry ice]

but mainly vessel since you'd not almost forced to play pairs now

[restive plover]

cat

[solid tapir]

poly cat

[white zodiac]

most of my streak wins on black and plassma would've died to vv from just barely getting by

[ripe iris]

guys quick question which joker would you trust to marry your child

[nova mantle]

2oak&3oak for full house

[wintry ice]

gay ass cat

[lone halo]

merry andy with castle?

[nova mantle]

Shiny cat

[wintry ice]

fire emoji

[solid tapir]

its a line

[solid tapir]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[wintry ice]

this isn't purple stake so it should be fine to lock yourself into chips

[tepid skiff]

Chaos the clown 100%

[ripe iris]

for me its scholar

[lunar zealot]

Midas mask

i want my child to become a vampire you see

[ripe iris]

luchador is also valid

or bbc

[wintry ice]

jjba

[lunar zealot]

MY GOAT BASEBALL

[solid tapir]

I just scrolled through all the jokers and I landed on either bbc or luchador

[ripe iris]

not letting my child get anywhere near madness though

[solid tapir]

scholar is a good option too

[stiff fjord]

ramen

[restive plover]

spare pants

[wintry ice]

they better be immortal if they want to be with madness

[lunar zealot]

CHICOT

[ripe iris]

chicot is also valid

[solid tapir]

chigoat

fs

[white zodiac]

nova

[wintry ice]

marrying a pair of pants is weird

[ripe iris]

holy shit i was just ab to say that

[nova mantle]

Baseball card

He seems like a gentleman

[restive plover]

nah chicot can be their step dad he's mine

[solid tapir]

what if they were pantsexual

[wintry ice]

skirts are better

[solid tapir]

I agree

[shadow sundial]

its been 5 minutes since i got this pizza home im eating the fuck out of it

[solid tapir]

need skirt joker

[nova mantle]

Chicot is a wicked pull

[solid tapir]

Merry Andy seems cool too

[nova mantle]

Can I get a piece that looks tasty

[solid tapir]

that was wild

[restive plover]

when he disables the effect of every boss blind 🥵

[shadow sundial]

yes you can

[white zodiac]

3 days worth of sodium

[eternal anchor]

This run was so unbelievably stressful. The entire way through I thought I had a throwaway build

[shadow sundial]

i am eat food

[nova mantle]

Lovely

[solid tapir]

@ripe iris ngl I thought you got banned

had to check

[lunar zealot]

Fun balatrodle i like

[ripe iris]

nah lmao

[solid tapir]

XD

jimbo

[ripe iris]

get him stickered

he deserves it

[solid tapir]

yes

[ripe iris]

ah

[wintry ice]

what else is there

[shadow sundial]

its okay i level it out by drinking atleast 2 bottles of water

[wintry ice]

wild

[solid tapir]

this is a winning run

I believe

[unreal island]

Nightmare joker rotation

[solid tapir]

this might be too much

[unreal island]

Well really its hand

[shadow sundial]

its little caesers pretzel crust with pepperoni

[nova mantle]

The eternal swash is next shop trust

[unreal island]

Random h9 ffive with even steven

[nova mantle]

Funnily enough, my first gold stake win was using eternal swash egg lmao

[shadow sundial]

egg fucking swashfuckler is goated

[nova mantle]

And a yorick, but swash egg carried tho

[manic talon]

egg swash is like, basically scales the same as the lobotomy jokers but needs 2 joker slots, but also means you dont need to waste hands for scaling

[nova mantle]

😭

[shadow sundial]

lobotomy jokers?

[manic talon]

bus supernova green

[shadow sundial]

what is bro conversing about

[serene forge]

I love Clawline

[eternal anchor]

as if calling them lobotomy jokers will entice people to stop using them

[shadow sundial]

i think thays just not true

[nova mantle]

Little Caesars is so goated bro ❤️‍🩹

I love them cheese crusts so much

[shadow sundial]

so real

[manic talon]

youre not gonna get the full 4 hands per round every time to scale, and at some point its just diminishing returns anyway

[tepid skiff]

Did you go endless to try to get cavendish break

[nova mantle]

Supernova is the epitome of lobotomy

I still like it tho ❤️‍🩹 I use it as my crutch in the early antes half the time lmao

[solid tapir]

my scaling mult goats are getting hate for no reason fr

[shadow sundial]

no i mean i dont thi k theyre lobotomy jokers

except supernova

[manic talon]

they are lobotomy jokers

[solid tapir]

they are not

[white zodiac]

they’re the gold stake run winning jokers for the early game

[shadow sundial]

"yeah huh" "nuh uh" ass argument

[solid tapir]

exactly

[white zodiac]

as such the lobotomy is the title given

[shadow sundial]

for being shrimple and good :/3

</3*

[manic talon]

how long have you been in this server, just search lobotomy and youll see

[nova mantle]

Supernova is the only legit one in my opinion, grimbo and rtb do not deserve that title tho

[shadow sundial]

no thanks i dont really care

this pizza is really fuckin good

[nova mantle]

Grimbo is goated ❤️‍🩹

[manic talon]

ok so dont argue that its not lobotomy

[solid tapir]

eh, I can understand for SN, but I still like SN

[shadow sundial]

wah

[white zodiac]

2 bottles is not going to be enough for you

[shadow sundial]

ill make it 3

im not gonna eat the whole ass pizza btw

[nova mantle]

Oh yeah I def love it too, just can't argue against the fact is like the simplest one to play

[shadow sundial]

well

maybe

im at halfway now

[white zodiac]

fatty

[shadow sundial]

im only 170 lbs

[solid tapir]

simple but effective

[shadow sundial]

my bad for being a hungry little boy

[silk raptor]

has anyone figured out how to get OBS to play nicely with balatro on windows

[unreal island]

Ts sucks

[solid tapir]

I wish

[white zodiac]

20 pounds heavier than me

[nova mantle]

The most respected one out of this category would probably be red card

[shadow sundial]

use unregistered hypercam ong

[solid tapir]

eh fair

[shadow sundial]

well im also 6 foot so my weight is probably more proportionally placed

[silk raptor]

it would be funny if this still gets updated

[nova mantle]

But when no one got me ik supernova is there

[white zodiac]

mayhaps

[shadow sundial]

ive also got a lot of leg muscle from almost a decade of soccer so its not like im all fat

or fùtbol for the europee ans

[solid tapir]

198lbs as 6'1, I wish weight loss was easier

😔

I used to be 286lbs tho

[shadow sundial]

the issue is you can gain fatty cells but not lose them, they just shrink in size

[solid tapir]

really ?

[shadow sundial]

yeah

[solid tapir]

damn

[nova mantle]

Anything from Caesars is mad good ❤️‍🩹💯

[white zodiac]

eating less does a lot more than you think when i tried recording it

[shadow sundial]

so true bestie

[solid tapir]

well I'm now anorexic so I basically starve myself daily

weight loss strats

[balmy ridge]

yeah i underrated painted deck

[white zodiac]

10 pounds gone 2 days without dinner

[balmy ridge]

TWIN

[solid tapir]

[balmy ridge]

serious or joking?

[solid tapir]

same

[shadow sundial]

i also go through ups and downs where somedays i dont eat a whole lot and others i just omnomnomnom ans i dont think i have an eating disorder im just lazy

[nova mantle]

That's like legit too, I'm around that weight but I'm 5,8

[restive plover]

yayyyy purple stake

[solid tapir]

srs

I feel like gutting myself if I eat anything

[shadow sundial]

hello my horizontally gifted little caesers friend

joking

[balmy ridge]

SAME

[white zodiac]

holidays are coming up

[balmy ridge]

you're me but indian

[solid tapir]

✨

[nova mantle]

Hello my vertically gifted little Caesars friend

[north schooner]

i dont think i have an eating disorder im just lazy

it me

[solid tapir]

it's not healthy gng but what is one gonna do

[shadow sundial]

true...

[shadow sundial]

i do like my turkey and ham

[solid tapir]

I'm not Indian bro

😭

please don't call me that

[tepid skiff]

Slay

[shadow sundial]

i might put on like 10 pounds from the holidays but ill just work it off during January

[white zodiac]

turkey

ewww

[shadow sundial]

sooo goooood

grammas turkey fucks hard

[solid tapir]

ayo

[shadow sundial]

okay i thibk im done only half a pizza for dinner for me

[nova mantle]

Nah dw I do gotta get lean again lol
Used to be 140~ lbs but gluttony got to me 💔

[shadow sundial]

gluttony gets all of us in 2024 i was 140

[shadow sundial]

my hungry ass could never be an electrician

[balmy ridge]

but urdu

[solid tapir]

Indians speak Hindi

[shadow sundial]

all my quebecoise friends tell me you indians are invading every store in canada is this true

[heady narwhal]

thank you perishable chaos the clown

[solid tapir]

sort of

[lunar zealot]

Holy

[north schooner]

@solid tapir for real there is help for that if you need/want it

[solid tapir]

I know

[lunar zealot]

I hope you still lose that run

[solid tapir]

I've tried

[lunar zealot]

Why the fuck is there blatant racism in this channel

[shadow sundial]

hey man you can always talk yo us if u need it

[shadow sundial]

LMAO

[lunar zealot]

What are you even talking about

[shadow sundial]

yeah that statement was out of left field

[lunar zealot]

understatement