🕹・game-discussion

[solid tapir]

rich man

@balmy ridge

the run you were talking about

[balmy ridge]

OMG THE THING IS HAPPENING HE'S DOING THE THING

what

which

[solid tapir]

you said

if you remember

swash, egg, and gift card

[balmy ridge]

YES

so fucking cool i want a run like that so bad

[dire crater]

i got egg and swash in ante 1 first blind btw

[balmy ridge]

swashmaxxing

[dire crater]

same tore

[balmy ridge]

wanna screenshare?

[dire crater]

not really sorry

[balmy ridge]

i'd like to see how it goes

ok all good

is it crazy to take an eternal bootstraps?

seems generally stupid but im rich + have rebate

might be able to gold sticker it

[solid tapir]

not really

with that money

you can absolutely take it

[balmy ridge]

ok king

[solid tapir]

you've got two scaling mult jokers and a decent xmult joker

this run should be set

[balmy ridge]

so i just dont buy anything from this point? except maybe bp bs

[tranquil steppe]

Did you double skip for $25+$25?

[dire crater]

i just realize

[solid tapir]

roll for better xmult options

[dire crater]

odd todd is closing an eye

[balmy ridge]

no just hit a good rebate round then hermit, fool hermit temperance

[solid tapir]

and ofc open important packs

[tranquil steppe]

Noice

[balmy ridge]

do i really want to be rolling though?

[solid tapir]

don't roll heavy tho

[balmy ridge]

ok

[solid tapir]

you can afford to hit one roll

[tranquil steppe]

They see me rollin

[solid tapir]

maybe two

[balmy ridge]

ok one roll per round?

[solid tapir]

cuz you have rebate

I only say you can roll because you have SN

[tranquil steppe]

What if you never reroll?

[solid tapir]

as your alternative scaling mult

[solid tapir]

this works too

but I typically like to roll at least once or twice

[balmy ridge]

yeah supernova is good

i'll roll a little cus i'll win too quickly and wont be able to farm rebate or pairs for nvoa

nova

[solid tapir]

cuz with that build he can find a better xmult joker fs

[tranquil steppe]

Not the worst +mult

[dire crater]

this is so beautiful

[solid tapir]

SN is a great scaling +mult for small hands

[tranquil steppe]

Holy wow

[solid tapir]

the humble temperance

[fickle sluice]

hit the road

[solid tapir]

bloobstone

[tranquil steppe]

Oh you’re cookin!!!

[robust lance]

Throwback carry

[balmy ridge]

chudstone fr

[tranquil steppe]

Bloodstone is popular tonight

[night turret]

NEGATIVE BLUEPRINT

[solid tapir]

W

[tranquil steppe]

Bruh

[robust lance]

Rigged

[balmy ridge]

ignoring the negative burnt

[solid tapir]

neg bp with neg burnt

the free run of free runs

[balmy ridge]

nega whaaat

[tranquil steppe]

A double negative is positive

[balmy ridge]

speaking of burnt joker...

[ocean lily]

finaly beat xray challange :D

[tranquil steppe]

Burn it

Burn it all

[balmy ridge]

nice!

[tranquil steppe]

This is a great ante 3 setup

[solid tapir]

nice

[balmy ridge]

i gotta do the challenges for the steam achievement

oh also

is riff-raff the same as judgement in the sense that it never creates, rental, eternal and perishable jokers?

[solid tapir]

yes

riff raff is judgement on steroids

[balmy ridge]

ya

i actually think he's pretty good

idk if thats a hot take or not

also rental riffraff is good early you can buy it, enter blind then sell before round end

s

@solid tapir htr>acrobat?

only 4 jacks in deck

[blazing kernel]

wow okay

[dire crater]

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[random ice]

Thank you negative luchador

[blazing kernel]

can't have shit bro this game didn't want to give me face cards 💔

[solid tapir]

how many jacks

[solid tapir]

and how is your scoring looking without the xmult

[random ice]

Juggler is so underrated

+1 handsize adds a ton of value

[eternal anchor]

I BEAT CRUELTY IN ONE TRY

HOW

[random ice]

Lobotomy

Standard lobotomy build

[eternal anchor]

I was actually playing two pair in this run mostly

There is something about these challenges that makes them so easy after playing on purple-gold stake for so long

[somber nebula]

perishable egg still have value after?

[balmy ridge]

i said 4 but i skipped it anyway and found blackboard, predominantely clubs s

[random ice]

Yes

[solid tapir]

great

better than htr

[random ice]

Also, Perishable Uncommons I believe still count for baseball?

[solid tapir]

in this scenario

[random ice]

Can someone fact check me on that?

[solid tapir]

yes

[eternal anchor]

They do

[spare wedge]

If I have all commons joker in slot without showman what would riff-raff gives🤔

[somber nebula]

jimbo

[spare wedge]

W

[balmy ridge]

blackboard still active if wildcards in hand?

[vestal fern]

"man i don't like jokers but i want xmult"

the humble joker stencil:

hold on should i use my beautiful skills to make him more accurate

[somber nebula]

yes

[balmy ridge]

did you make a shadow the hedgehog card sleeve yet

[vestal fern]

be patient dawg

[shadow sundial]

hi sorry im at work weg

this so so fucking boss

[solid tapir]

that's okay, just wanted to show you the build

[shadow sundial]

swag thank you

[somber nebula]

i cant even rage sell him after he eated my econ joker

[robust lance]

That’s like a morbillion score right there

[somber nebula]

rip poly bussines card

[dire crater]

Driver licence with rental, more like a membership card

[white zodiac]

rental being an upside on black deck as it is usually unpurchasable r1

[balmy ridge]

MY GOAT

i <3 dagger

[solid tapir]

knife moment

[dire crater]

dagger

odd todd in spanish is so boring

Point to the english ver

[mild scaffold]

A riddle

I'm a C++ player and a challenge breaker, but despite this I am missing a god damn achievement, can anyone guess what it is

[dire crater]

how did we got here?

[balmy ridge]

just about to go to ante 8 boss blind. do i roll down to find a replacement for burnt joker? or keep money for boots. boss blind is extra large (1.2m)

[simple bronze]

this is ggs?

[floral mural]

completionist because of second tier magic trick

[robust lance]

Wildcard flush

[somber nebula]

do i just ultra hologram? i dont belive that xmult jokers exist on this seed

[shadow sundial]

give me your seed

[mild scaffold]

Yes...

It's so absurd

[robust lance]

WHAAAAAAAAATTTT!!!!

[shadow sundial]

you heard me.

[balmy ridge]

it might be ggs

[mild scaffold]

Like I've played ancient joker I should have it by now

[robust lance]

You’re such a goober ya know

[balmy ridge]

@solid tapir i require your guidance sensei

[solid tapir]

cert is a take

[dire crater]

Making a craft table?

[floral mural]

its a tradition for every seed based roguelike to have this joke im sorry to inform

[solid tapir]

how is your scoring looking

[floral mural]

so on that note. keep asking for peoples seeds....for runs

[dire crater]

Haha, you said score

[robust lance]

Yeah I knooowwwww I just like acting like I don’t

[solid tapir]

score in balatro

[balmy ridge]

getting like 200-400k for a pair depending on whether lucky hits

what other meaning could "score" even have?

[floral mural]

something tells me asking for someones seed outside of roguelikes will get you wacky consequences

[dire crater]

uhhhhhhhhh

[solid tapir]

hmmmm

[robust lance]

Gardening

[solid tapir]

it is unsafe to roll but you might have to

cuz 200k is not enough for violent vessel

[lyric shore]

how does a lucky hit double your score?

[balmy ridge]

chad??

rolled 4 times chad is the best i found. dont think i can justify rolling more

[solid tapir]

do u have something to chad

[burnt topaz]

Joker idea: Billionaire Joker (Rare)
+X1 Mult for each dollar earned this round.

[solid tapir]

glass perhaps

[balmy ridge]

other than luckys i guess no. no glass found

[solid tapir]

that will be your best bet then

[balmy ridge]

wait

i got reroll voucher

do i reroll it?

[burnt topaz]

Maybe +X0.5 mult is better

[solid tapir]

reroll what

[balmy ridge]

boss blind

but plant kinda fucks me

but maybe not i can play numbered pairs i guess

[solid tapir]

if you're playing pairs then no issue

[balmy ridge]

but also debuffed cards ruin blackboard no?

[dire crater]

So eggman is egg?

[lyric shore]

arent you on ante8?

[robust lance]

Sonar?!

[solid tapir]

noh

[lost vault]

seems balanced to me! :clueless:

[balmy ridge]

no egg is chad

[balmy ridge]

roger

[solid tapir]

if you get the leaf then you can sell rebate

or burnt

[balmy ridge]

i sold burnt for chad

[lyric shore]

what level is your pair

[solid tapir]

works

[balmy ridge]

23

[mint jetty]

Me when the only pair i draw are my blue seals

[lost vault]

i hate it

i hate it

i hate it

sorry

[balmy ridge]

high card wins its 400 chips lol

[mint jetty]

Please delete this

[balmy ridge]

why

[dire crater]

Joker president: X1 mult per joker with edition on deck

[mint jetty]

I know, i wanted the blue seal value

[mint jetty]

Its horrendous

[balmy ridge]

? you still get blue seal value

1 less bc consumable slots but still 2

[lyric shore]

who wants a 2 pluto when you could have mercury

[mint jetty]

A pluto does nothing for me

[balmy ridge]

some people just don't understand art

[mint jetty]

Like absolutely nothing

[robust lance]

Sell it for a dollar

[balmy ridge]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NEBULA GOLD STAKE DONE FUCK THAT DECK

[dire crater]

My jokers are better

[solid tapir]

awesome

congratulations

[solid tapir]

fent jokers

[balmy ridge]

hahaha

what mod is that

[dire crater]

Jonklers over jokers, works on every joker with the same face portrait

[somber nebula]

i want stones

[robust lance]

Ok
gives you kidney stones

[somber nebula]

chichot the most usefull actually

[simple bronze]

HOW DO I LOSE

I AM SO UNLUCKY

I HAD MONEY

[dire crater]

Skill issue tbh

just walk around a wall

Or use the door

[somber nebula]

shiny kidney stone

[dire crater]

why so many stone cards

We love getting no mult

[somber nebula]

ok canio is nice

[dire crater]

no hes not

[solid tapir]

I love shiny rocks

[dire crater]

Shiny

Rocks

Mmmmmm

I cant remember the game

[solid tapir]

minecraft has shiny rocks

[robust lance]

If you convert your stones into normal enhancements you could find some face cards

[lone halo]

Sealed rocks are better

[dire crater]

You need 6 more and then jimbo can turn into super jimbo

[balmy ridge]

green
magic
checkered
painted
anaglyph

all my decks without a gold sticker. which one do i do next?

[dire crater]

Checkered?

[somber nebula]

i have 21 face cards bc i was deathing steel jack

[lone halo]

Painted

[dire crater]

Checkered

[balmy ridge]

mmaybe but checkered is free. i want to save it for a post-nut clarity kinda thing

[dire crater]

a what

[balmy ridge]

you know

[minor portal]

green...

[lone halo]

Checked was the second deck I golded after yellow

[balmy ridge]

basically i mean i want to get the harder decks out of the way

first

[minor portal]

you will LOVE green deck

[dire crater]

whatever turn you on dude

[balmy ridge]

i like green but its easier

like i said i want to do harder decks first get them out the way

[lone halo]

I didn't find green too dificult

[minor portal]

so is painted

[balmy ridge]

no fuck painted

also im already at orange stake on green so eh

actually you're right ill do painted first

because it sucks

get er done

[dire crater]

Just replaying balatro

[minor portal]

unjustified painted deck hate 🗽

[dire crater]

I got to the part jimbo kills his dad

so sad

[balmy ridge]

have you beat it on gold stake?

if you have you'd know that 4 joker slots SUCKS especially with eternals in the mix and 2 hand size really doesn't do too much

i mean its impactful but not enough

[solid tapir]

painted deck is amazing

have had some nice gold stake runs on painted

[minor portal]

I only have red deck unlocked

[balmy ridge]

im being ragebaited

[solid tapir]

once you reach gold stake elitism you will agree

[balmy ridge]

what does that mean

[solid tapir]

when you start enjoying gold stake and hating white stake

[balmy ridge]

i do

[simple jacinth]

ankh in second shop MVP

[balmy ridge]

i haven't played white stake in like a week

[solid tapir]

clearly not since you dislike painted deck

[balmy ridge]

to be fair i've barely played it maybe its ok

only got to purple stake on it

[solid tapir]

you don't need 5 jokers to beat balatro

[minor portal]

you don't need any jokers to beat balatro

[simple jacinth]

unfortunately despite holding wraith AND judgement only Smeared was stickered this run

[solid tapir]

yuh

[balmy ridge]

jokerless sounds fun i do wanna try it some time

[bright grotto]

painted deck kind of sucks for me

[simple jacinth]

also got two foil hits on wheel and a nat foil too

all the chips I ever needed

[solid tapir]

if you are too reliant on jokers for scoring, painted deck will suck for anyone with that type of playstyle

[surreal spruce]

Painted deck is goated

[bright grotto]

thats me

[simple jacinth]

goated deck

[bright grotto]

lol

[solid tapir]

mmhm

[minor portal]

the solar system will fear my venus

[robust lance]

What’s stopping me from painting over another deck

[somber nebula]

i prefer 2 hand size

[solid tapir]

morality

[bright grotto]

they will face my uranus

[simple bronze]

ah okay now this is ggs?

[bright grotto]

not yet

[robust lance]

If I paint every single card in a deck would it be the same deck or would it become a new deck with its new effects

[bright grotto]

a breed of two decks

[simple bronze]

wym i just spam planet cards right/

i got x mult and + mult that scales

[somber nebula]

thats how ggs look like

[solid tapir]

food maxing

[somber nebula]

ramen pls

[bright grotto]

i want to see your deck pls

[solid tapir]

its ggs

[unreal island]

Fat fuck

[solid tapir]

damn

[simple bronze]

why its a normal deck

normal sized

[robust lance]

Fat Frank*
We can’t swear anymore

[solid tapir]

you don't have enough clubs and spades to rely on BB

[gusty blaze]

I win👍
This makes 4 decks beaten on gold
Before anyone asks, the only reason I have sly joker is to add a gold seal to it.

[solid tapir]

that's the only issue

[mint jetty]

How do people genuinely thinknthis shit is funny?

[unreal island]

The poppalicious corn and icy creamithan in the same run is insanity

[bright grotto]

i would convert everything on club or spades

[minor portal]

tbf a triple scoop in that formation is kind of wild

[solid tapir]

fent jokers

[bright grotto]

fire

[simple bronze]

i don't need to thats what discards are for

[unreal island]

Yes!

[solid tapir]

it's all that until it doesn't work out

[bright grotto]

still kind of hard

[solid tapir]

get suit changing tarots

and be safe

you're on gold stake, not white stake

[proper oasis]

Holo at X2, pair level 40. Do I take oops for the muhnee?

[unreal island]

Sly is a powerful chip joker btw 🥹

[solid tapir]

[lyric shore]

blackboard is still so safe with 50/50 red black

[unreal island]

Yeah sell bp

[bright grotto]

i dont think thats the correct play

[proper oasis]

Ight

[solid tapir]

skip this shop

[simple bronze]

ok i just spam sigil

[unreal island]

Still 1.0875x mult

[solid tapir]

that works too

[simple bronze]

now gg?

[solid tapir]

now gg

[balmy ridge]

so errm

[bright grotto]

ok thats better

[balmy ridge]

strat for painted deck is to focus on deck rather than jokers?

[simple bronze]

i have no money now

[bright grotto]

doesnt matter

[minor portal]

munch planets make cards

[solid tapir]

get decent scaling jokers and build towards pairs

[bright grotto]

youll win

[solid tapir]

planet cards

[unreal island]

Big hands are more awesomesauce

[solid tapir]

seals

[bright grotto]

maybe

[simple bronze]

i like you

alot more then that other guy

[solid tapir]

glass is powerful

[minor portal]

oh?

[solid tapir]

red seal is powerful

[somber nebula]

bruh, popcorn dies before ramen show up

[bright grotto]

thanks lol

[mint jetty]

Sometimes i think boomers were right, we are the worst generation to ever come

[balmy ridge]

oh ok i'll just make good scalers exist by creating them with my mind

[solid tapir]

bro is actually munch maxing

[bright grotto]

btw what other guy

[solid tapir]

LMAO

[bright grotto]

oh

[solid tapir]

solid plan

[vocal warren]

egg

[simple bronze]

the yOu NeEd EcOn GuY

[minor portal]

yeah?

[simple bronze]

i forget who it is

i think he blocked me

[somber nebula]

i need him, he is technicly food

[balmy ridge]

i thought you were talking about me but i don't think i am the guy

[vocal warren]

do not the egg

[simple bronze]

it could be you i don't know

[bright grotto]

lol

[vocal warren]

I GOT THE FIVE OF A KIND BABYYYY

[balmy ridge]

well i don't have you blocked

[minor portal]

do not leave the egg alone a swashbuckler might take it

[bright grotto]

i always waste all my money so

[somber nebula]

wait until you see flush five

[vocal warren]

thats actually the hand im going for

so im looking for suit changers and deaths

[minor portal]

ouija

[balmy ridge]

buy bloodstone
full discard twice
draw ONE heart

[somber nebula]

ON PAINTED

[vocal warren]

what.. does that look like exactly?

[balmy ridge]

ante 1 so it doesnt even matter but

thats insane

[minor portal]

spectral

[vocal warren]

OH

the spectral

[lyric shore]

you dont want that dw

[vocal warren]

for some odd reason, i thought that was a mod joker.

bcuz i dont really use it

:3

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[serene forge]

punished for using bloodstone

[somber nebula]

with mods you play flush eleven

[minor portal]

deck fixing doesn't exist I simply immolate all that I own

[vocal warren]

My zany joker is abt to die

o7 to zany

CONSTELLATION MY BELOVED

[balmy ridge]

zesty joker

[open pier]

my pokermon is missing dependencies idk why💔

[vocal warren]

alr the game has spoken

flush 5 on stars ig

[simple bronze]

ok might be cooked

barely scoring the blinds

[vocal warren]

dw chat

just tap into ur inner jimbo

[serene forge]

why did you take an eternal devious jonkler

[simple bronze]

i needed sticker

[brave goblet]

Wacky run before class

[somber nebula]

its not better to have blacknboard swash and brain order?

[serene forge]

you needed swash sticker too im guessing

[simple bronze]

no

yea

[somber nebula]

x3 +mult x3

[simple bronze]

buit i also find egg

and egg and swash very good

[somber nebula]

better than mult x2 x3

[simple bronze]

or do i sell egg

and buy chip joka

[serene forge]

you would be doing x3 of what's probably a very small number with brainstorm

this is why brainstorm is noticeably worse than blueprint

[somber nebula]

depends on diffrance in swash and planets

[balmy ridge]

id keep egg for swash but i might be biased....

[simple bronze]

swash at 33 rn my planets are level 1 - level 3

no blue seals

[serene forge]

yeah so copying swash is significantly better

[simple bronze]

also no money

[somber nebula]

yep

[vocal warren]

FAAAAAAH

[simple bronze]

i find blue seal

but its red

am i cooked chat

[vocal warren]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE RUN BUT I ONLY HAVE 1 HAND LEFT AND I CANT SCORE ENOUGH TO WIN

[serene forge]

yes

[vocal warren]

FFFFAAAAAAAH

sighhhh

new hand.

blah

new run.

[simple bronze]

wait

if i get lovers

[manic owl]

uhhh Nope!

[simple bronze]

does it still trigger blackboard

[balmy ridge]

one punch man "ok." meme

[balmy ridge]

yes

i found out on my last run

[vocal warren]

I literally couldnt score enough to win

[manic owl]

Its considered all suits.

[vocal warren]

new run

[manic owl]

You could have

[vocal warren]

no i couldn't have

I alr played it and lost

[manic owl]

ok then luck shall be on ur side for the next run

[vocal warren]

anyways

🫡

[eternal anchor]

Grabber or Madness?
Next shop will be at the next ante which means the voucher will change

[minor portal]

I had a run that was effectively four acrobats and the arrowhead earlier

[simple bronze]

i sell egg and just skip to ante 8?

[floral delta]

amazing it truly needed rental

[manic owl]

Dont reccomend it, with that build you need to see more shops.

[sweet girder]

i got a mind of a goldfish and completely forgot to save the seed

[lyric shore]

any deck but blue id go grabber, madness seems better

[floral delta]

thankfully bus is a good card so I'll get that

[simple bronze]

it don't matter when ihave no money

[manic owl]

How are you losing money

[lyric shore]

youll die if you sell though right

[simple bronze]

probably

[lyric shore]

well good try

[eternal anchor]

the tooth prolly

[floral delta]

aand I just got hex from a spectral pack

[simple bronze]

inflaction

[manic owl]

Maybe, but theres also the .001% chance you see a blueprint or smth like that and you glide to ante 13

[manic owl]

inflation*****

[eternal anchor]

but you're playing yellow deck

[somber nebula]

egg eats your funds

[manic owl]

did u just fat finger it?

[balmy ridge]

madness absolutely always at all times

ii think

1st shop madness is hammo blammo

[minor portal]

we love madness on black stake and above

it's so cool

[simple bronze]

that eternal straight joker killed me

[eternal anchor]

omg this is a here win seed

[balmy ridge]

yes

send seed?

[eternal anchor]

don't have it until the run is over

[balmy ridge]

yeah i know

i mean when it is

i'd appreciate it

[minor portal]

if there are two madness jonkers, can they destroy each other

[lyric shore]

just one destroys the other

[shadow sundial]

erm what the sigma dude

[minor portal]

interesting

[balmy ridge]

yes

well not each other

i think the leftmost destroys first

[lyric shore]

2nd one doesnt have a chance

[minor portal]

A run I had the other day had a negative eternal madness and I highkey fumbled 💔

[somber nebula]

top 1 joker on painted deck

[robust fulcrum]

Nasty setup

[somber nebula]

shiny

[robust fulcrum]

Holo blueprint wasn’t from a skip tag btw

[pale wolf]

gudgement

[balmy ridge]

errm do i take the rental rocket?

[proven gulch]

hell yeah you do

[balmy ridge]

sucks for a bit but better in the long run i guess

[proven gulch]

WAIT

[balmy ridge]

waiting

[proven gulch]

just take constellation and win

😭

[balmy ridge]

i was gonna take both

[proven gulch]

oh

not having interest w/rental rocket is kinda sketchy

blueprint+brainstorm next shop fr

[balmy ridge]

it'll pay off :p

[lyric shore]

i think its a little sketchy on painted with an already not great eternal

[tranquil steppe]

Yea you always take constellation

[white zodiac]

no especially on painted

[balmy ridge]

well its too late

[white zodiac]

[balmy ridge]

i'm suing you.

japanese guy was right i had no money and died

[molten pier]

insane face card build. No boss reroll voucher in sight. End of an era

[bright grotto]

hard to see

[proven gulch]

was one or the other

greed kills 🤷

[bright grotto]

tuff

[balmy ridge]

no apples kill

an apple a day makes the doctor hate yoiu

[bright grotto]

apple is a s tier fruit

[solid tapir]

agreed

[bright grotto]

yo guys i have an idea

[proven gulch]

disagree apples lowkey suck

[balmy ridge]

damn. got a first shop blueprint ankh and im gonna have to sell one just to not fucking die

[bright grotto]

give me a random joker and ill try to win with it

[balmy ridge]

runner

[proven gulch]

greed kills

🤷

[balmy ridge]

i'm going to kill you

[bright grotto]

well that stinks

[balmy ridge]

it was either ankh ecto or ouija

[molten pier]

castle

[bright grotto]

ok

see ya

[dry sail]

Say it with me everyone.. CREDIT CARD IN THE BUFFOON PACK

FUCK

[molten pier]

Hermit in the planet pack

[balmy ridge]

HOLY FUCK HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD RUN IS SAVES

oh... perkeo... ermm

[molten pier]

give me your seed

[balmy ridge]

take me to dinner first damn

[molten pier]

In the big 25?

[balmy ridge]

i'll give you my seed when i die

[proven gulch]

bro is gonna ankh the perkeo without consumables

[molten pier]

not a necrophiliac sorry

[balmy ridge]

missing out

[proper oasis]

I got Showman stickered, fuck yeahhhh
Now I've only got Seltzer left for C++

And that's the most annoying one

For me at least
I never get it ante 7/8

[molten pier]

Update ur name!!!!

[balmy ridge]

remember to changfe ur name :p

[proper oasis]

yeye

done

[molten pier]

copy cat!!!!!1!1!!1

[balmy ridge]

wow.. great minds think alike ❤️

[molten pier]

Oh

ong!

[proper oasis]

Wow showman was such a pain

So for Seltzer I just need to farm as much money as humanly possible and pray for good rolls

[twin moon]

Holy

[proper oasis]

which sucks

AYOOOO

[lyric shore]

yeah seltzer is a tough last one

[north schooner]

What's the best deck for farming money (gold stake)

[balmy ridge]

yellow?

farm interest early?

[solid karma]

the gold stake u aint know em like that bru

[north schooner]

prior to a8

[solid karma]

im crine

[tranquil steppe]

Bruh astronomer + constellation is a cheat code fr fr ong no cap straight bussin skibidi riz 6, 7

[proven gulch]

bs vagabond :)

[balmy ridge]

i almost had enough attention span to finish this message but it needs subway surfers attached

[north schooner]

a8 idol build in the making

[solid karma]

its 2025 unc

[balmy ridge]

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK

ANOTHER ONE

[solid tapir]

double legendary seed

[balmy ridge]

fuuuckk fuckkk

do i hvae to sell chad/

?

[solid tapir]

sure

[balmy ridge]

NEVER HAPENED TO ME BEFORE a

[solid karma]

what the funk are these joker skins

[balmy ridge]

oh chicot

[solid karma]

i might kill u

chigoat

[balmy ridge]

i might like it

[solid tapir]

well chicot is useful but doesn't help with scoring

[proper oasis]

chiGOAT

[solid tapir]

honestly could sell perk

and look for scoring

[balmy ridge]

yes which i'm struggling with

i think you're right

[proper oasis]

In a way it does

[solid karma]

boii dis tuff albert epstein 🔥

[solid tapir]

only for BB's

[balmy ridge]

🔥

[proper oasis]

Plus scoring doesn't matter if you die to a shitty BB

[proper oasis]

yeah true

[balmy ridge]

what if... i... sold chico instead...

[solid tapir]

ofc, I believe in chigoat supremacy

[proper oasis]

attaboy

[solid tapir]

it's just that they will struggle with just wrathful

as their scoring with bp

[balmy ridge]

i don't even think ill make it through small and big blind

[terse dock]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1415780753735680151

[solid tapir]

sell perk

[balmy ridge]

and perkeo is better if i roll into deaths or something

[solid tapir]

what are you going to death

[balmy ridge]

gold kings i guess

whatever i sold perkeo

and got ice cream which is

[solid tapir]

gold kings help with scoring ?

[jagged torrent]

This just made me hungy

[balmy ridge]

pffrt

[balmy ridge]

flush fives do

but i sold perkeo anyway so it wouldn't have mattered it's a hypothetical

[solid tapir]

u need more time to reliably set up FF

which you don't have

[balmy ridge]

i mean for one hand on boss blind

just to get me through

again it's a hypothetical

[solid tapir]

would just dedge next ante fr

[balmy ridge]

@molten pier 1YXX3R96

here you go babe

[white zodiac]

what happened to the rocket run

[west hemlock]

Didn’t take the cavendish cause I was scoring enough by lots and I then I lost next blind

This game is cruel

[molten pier]

thank you ml

[balmy ridge]

read

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[balmy ridge]

sock + bus crazy synergy. free win?

[eternal anchor]

EIVVDHCK

[balmy ridge]

gg

ty

[eternal anchor]

I really only had bus and madness carry the entire thing, the other 3 were for stickers only

[muted leaf]

FINALLY BEAT GOLDEN NEEDLE

man what an annoying challenge

i never hated the water boss blind more

[white zodiac]

I have a name yk

[eternal anchor]

Mr. Andolth

[zinc karma]

Constellation at 12x feels funny

[balmy ridge]

i see that but i don't speak japanese

[white zodiac]

belgian waffles in japan

or andolth

or mr hands

or

[eternal anchor]

Mr. Belgian Waffles in Japan

[unreal island]

*awesome

**awesomesauce

[balmy ridge]

thats a long name i will call you steve

[white zodiac]

waffles it is

[zinc karma]

Kinda, but i wish i got more hung man

Even tho trading card showed up 2 times in my shop

My build was already complete

[restive plover]

guh

[green meteor]

What do I lose?

[balmy ridge]

steve do you think madness pivot is worth?

[zinc karma]

Damn

[balmy ridge]

lmk steve

[unreal island]

deez nuts

OHHHH

GOTEM

also itsw probably blue or crafty

[green meteor]

☹️

[unreal island]

depends on ur levels

and the hand ur playing

[green meteor]

But I like XMult…

[white zodiac]

take both and reroll, sell madness before hitting next

[unreal island]

is the holographic on blue meaningful enough to keep it

[unreal island]

pink :3

[green meteor]

True

I can do without it

[restive plover]

thank you pair, very cool

[balmy ridge]

what? why buy madness just to sell

steve make no sense

[shadow sundial]

whyd you sell midas instead of baron wtf

[unreal island]

baron.

[shadow sundial]

midas feeds vampire idiot

[unreal island]

[shadow sundial]

baron doesnt do shit

[unreal island]

he's there for the streamer luck

[white zodiac]

blocks madness from appearing from the next roll, campfire, dagger, temp, etc

[unreal island]

also the eternal to the moon is hurting me

[shadow sundial]

when the fuuuck

is eternal to the moon

worth it

[safe moat]

Shut up chat

Good bye

[shadow sundial]

shut up finn

l0zer

[white zodiac]

interest cap no rentals

near full joker roster

[restive plover]

me buying eternal to the moon

[shadow sundial]

fair but is the guy in question nesr any of those

[molten pier]

how do I progress from being a casual player to a gold stake player

[white zodiac]

idk I'm hopping in and out

[solid tapir]

🥀

[shadow sundial]

balallo university

[solid tapir]

that hurt to read

[balmy ridge]

did he really say this?

[shadow sundial]

rest in pee midas mask

[solid tapir]

Watch Dr. Spectred gold stake lessons

[solid tapir]

rip midas vamp

[unreal island]

you click the select stake arrow until it says "gold stake" and then press play

[shadow sundial]

</3

[solid tapir]

because some people think baron is a good joker

😔

[shadow sundial]

baron is ASS!

[eternal anchor]

is it strange that I have 78% game progress and I've not seen a single Balatro University video?

[shell dagger]

Decently sized wee

[solid tapir]

you can get good without seeking help

[shadow sundial]

everything he teaches tou can self teach so no

[shell dagger]

The perishable rental chad in ante 2 felt bad but it had to be done

[solid tapir]

yes

[white zodiac]

about to get circumcised

[shell dagger]

ouchie

this wasn’t a dagger showcase that’s for sure

still +50 only scaling it 2/3 of the time

[restive plover]

he'll come back trust (delusional)

yayyyy blue stake yellow deck finally beat on steam

[shadow sundial]

he wouldnt have to if you sold baron...

[balmy ridge]

im jealous

[shell dagger]

???

[shadow sundial]

congrats on the circumcision

[balmy ridge]

what?

[solid tapir]

I don't have to be thankfully

[shadow sundial]

yo quiero taco bel

i wanna learn german but i dont wanna use duolingo ai shitfuck

any recommendations

[solid tapir]

duolingo is useless

[shadow sundial]

before they went ai i had a year streak for spanish

[solid tapir]

I want to learn German, Spanish, and Arabic

[shadow sundial]

im okay at spanish

[solid tapir]

sadge

[lunar zealot]

YEAH BUT YOU KNOW WHAT SHOWCASE IT ACTUALLY WAS

CHECK IT BITCH

3 UNCOMMONS

[shadow sundial]

bbc

[lunar zealot]

MY GOAT

[shadow sundial]

kami loves bbc

[solid tapir]

I too love bbc

[balmy ridge]

i think in america everyone gets circumsized no?

[solid tapir]

Not American, and no.

not really

[shadow sundial]

only based on religion

[solid tapir]

depends on the person I guess

[balmy ridge]

oh i thought you were

[shy abyss]

not as much anymore

[shadow sundial]

customsry for jewish and Christian people

[solid tapir]

nawr

[balmy ridge]

canadian?

[solid tapir]

nope

[solid tapir]

and Muslims

[balmy ridge]

i love jews so much

cool hair

[shy abyss]

it’s not customary for christians lmao

[balmy ridge]

and cool hats

[solid tapir]

all my Christian friends are circumcised so idk

[shadow sundial]

i come from christian gousegokd where it is

[balmy ridge]

ok ok too much weiner talk i think

[restive plover]

when i was learning for school comprehensive input resources were the best, this one was my fav
https://www.youtube.com/@naturlichgerman2021/playlists

[shadow sundial]

thanks girlboss

[balmy ridge]

also christianity is an umbrella

[shadow sundial]

how you know all of them are...

[solid tapir]

we have talked about it

a couple times

this is excluding the Christian women

[shy abyss]

yes but it’s not part of the religion. One of the primary reasons Christianity was able to become a Gentile religion was Paul teling the Gentiles they didnt have to get circumcised

[solid tapir]

fair enough

but it still happens regardless

[burnt topaz]

This is really early for a pop off like this

[solid tapir]

amongst friends

yes

[shell dagger]

Why we talking about this

[solid tapir]

balala chat

penor chat

[shadow sundial]

balala

wee chat

[burnt topaz]

Build is just full house/two pair 5s and 3s

[shy abyss]

sorry Pauline christianity is one of my special interests i cant resist

[burnt topaz]

However anything except 6, 8, 10, and Face works fine for me.

[solid tapir]

learning new things about different religions is fun so I'm all for it

[restive plover]

actually climbing thru the stakes and unlocks is fun now that i have the time
b4 i've won gold stake on some decks on mobile and switch but those were on accts i unlocked everything first

[solid tapir]

even balala religion

[desert goblet]

yo i was gonna ask for help but wtf are you guys talking about 🙏

[burnt topaz]

Do we think I can discard two pairs consistently?

[solid tapir]

scaling jimbos

[shy abyss]

hmm also potentially against the rules oops

[burnt topaz]

Are two pairs consistent enough

[solid tapir]

yes

ish

kinda

[burnt topaz]

What goes then?

[shadow sundial]

twlking about our wees ofc

[burnt topaz]

Clever right?

[desert goblet]

yeah ofc

[shy abyss]

we think it’s not too late to pivot pairs

[serene forge]

i love my gf

[solid tapir]

I suggest going pairs instead of two pairs

[shadow sundial]

i hate bloodstone

[shy abyss]

as long as you play odd pairs you should eb fine until they catch up

[burnt topaz]

Honestly sure.

[solid tapir]

@burnt topaz and sell the two pair joker

[burnt topaz]

Clever can go away

[median crystal]

what do i sell for it im playing high card with kings

[serene forge]

i think you should not take rare tags

[burnt topaz]

Yeah I was going to

[solid tapir]

SELL BARON

[serene forge]

photograph or baron

[median crystal]

what

[burnt topaz]

I would take off red card for lack of synergy

[hybrid tendon]

why are y'all talking about circumcision 💀

[serene forge]

probably photo

because baron is +10 mult

[solid tapir]

photchad with sock and buskin and this dude picks up baorn

like omdssss

[shadow sundial]

KILLLLL BARON

[solid tapir]

😔

[shadow sundial]

KILLLLLLL HIM

[median crystal]

baron was random lol

[serene forge]

wait

[solid tapir]

sell that dude

he is ass

[serene forge]

photochad baron red card

pick a side lmfao

[median crystal]

id prob wanna sell red lol

[solid tapir]

bro

what stake are you on

[hybrid tendon]

wtf

[median crystal]

white

[solid tapir]

that explains it

[autumn vector]

How do I get the all kings deck I’m very new and I thought it looked cool

[solid tapir]

[burnt topaz]

There are 3 things in this shop I wanna buy.

[solid tapir]

death

[serene forge]

immolate in spectral pack

[burnt topaz]

I don’t know which one I believe in

[hybrid tendon]

this is not a thing unless you deckfix

[autumn vector]

What’s that

[solid tapir]

take mercury and go next

[burnt topaz]

Spectral pack is one of the things I want

[autumn vector]

Who is doing all the fancy reactions

[serene forge]

immolate in spectral pack so you can get everything

[hybrid tendon]

change your cards with tarot and stuff

[solid tapir]

Amelia

[serene forge]

trust

[burnt topaz]

Oh right I can get money for overstock+ later

That doesn’t go away instantly

[autumn vector]

I can do that

Is there a guide

[shadow sundial]

bro thinking of the all 10 of spades erratic drck

[shadow sundial]

bruh

[solid tapir]

open arcana packs sir

[autumn vector]

This is too much

[solid tapir]

[shadow sundial]

[hybrid tendon]

the best girl

[solid tapir]

alr then no kings deck

[serene forge]

[solid tapir]

bloodstone hater is what I know her as

[lunar zealot]

Abandoned

[autumn vector]

Nono I got this

[shell dagger]

It’s all about experience, figuring out how much value you can squeeze out of every situation

[hybrid tendon]

teto_heart

[solid tapir]

they wanted a deck full of kings

[shell dagger]

With value comes tarots, with tarots comes value

Feedback loop

[autumn vector]

Aww come on this one game I played had 30 page docs explaining how to do stuff and I read them all

[serene forge]

abandoned is a good start for it because it only contains face cards

[shell dagger]

Then with loads of tarots comes loads of deaths

[lunar zealot]

we're balatro players

[solid tapir]

are you guys gaslighting the new player

[shadow sundial]

with playinf balalla comes a decrease in reasing comprehension

[minor portal]

this is so true!

[lunar zealot]

None of us know how to fucking read

[shell dagger]

Was it a roguelike?

[serene forge]

what's a read

[autumn vector]

No 😭

[shadow sundial]

yall read?

[solid tapir]

I read

[hybrid tendon]

yeah it's one of the reasons she's the best

[shell dagger]

Fundamentally different game then

[shadow sundial]

lies, balatro player

[solid tapir]

ts

[autumn vector]

The only roguelike I’ve played a little is binding of Isaac

[solid tapir]

I'm a Psychology major, I have to read.

[dry ether]

What is your opinion on burglar joker

[solid tapir]

[shadow sundial]

fake balalalhead

[terse dock]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1415780753735680151

[serene forge]

good

[minor portal]

goated

[dry ether]

funny having 7 hands

[solid tapir]

burglar is good with certain lineups

that is all

[hybrid tendon]

I read, that's why I can't complete my stakes I think

[shadow sundial]

good

[solid tapir]

ik

[restive plover]

coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

[hybrid tendon]

this shit

[serene forge]

no plasma deck sux

[solid tapir]

type shit

[hybrid tendon]

real

[minor portal]

Burglar is essentially an extra discard in later stakes

[solid tapir]

plasma is awesome

[serene forge]

where the fuck did your interest go

[proven gulch]

average yellow deck run

[shadow sundial]

burgerler

[solid tapir]

down the drain

[autumn vector]

The only deck I have above white in is the checkered deck I just beat green for the first time in it today

[serene forge]

greedy and onyx???

seltzer????????

[shadow sundial]

you gotta start spending wiser bro why does yo ass have a greedy joker and an onyx agate

[serene forge]

[restive plover]

[shadow sundial]

[serene forge]

me when blunder

[shadow sundial]

[solid tapir]

try black deck

[minor portal]

new greedy agate synergy!?

[autumn vector]

I don’t like that one but it was the first one I beat white stake in

[solid tapir]

congratulations

black deck will make you better at the game

and Dr.Spectred

[dry ether]

just beat my first gold stake

[valid abyss]

top 10 improvements for black deck

[hybrid tendon]

black deck is my favourite deck in the game

[valid abyss]

1. remove it from the game

[autumn vector]

How will black deck make me better at the game

[balmy ridge]

hi

[solid tapir]

I can understand that

[solid tapir]

being forced to play with less hands

[balmy ridge]

pink lemonade, blue razz cherry, raspberry watermelon, rainbow or gummy bear?

[minor portal]

Black deck is goated fr

[shadow sundial]

black deck killed santa claus

[hybrid tendon]

nuh uh

[valid abyss]

glad you enjoyed that amelia plus plus colon pee

[shadow sundial]

hes DEAD

[solid tapir]

black deck gold stake is the best challenge