#🕹・game-discussion
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I'm transphobic, I hate transportation just walk yourself smh
Whoever says anything other than blue is trolling
you said this twice
you said this twice
No
That's because they actually are
😭
this is truly the bait of rage
they're just trying to make it a joke so they can indoctrinate others in dms
maybe minors
The other one was Campfire btw
Truly a master of the bait
-# 
wee
I don't even know these words?
Oh :((
whyd u send that acrivity huh
Why not
Woah woah woaaaaaahhhh story of undertale
Truth
Moving on to Balatro, uh fucking uh, canio is good type shi
dude you're a transphobe shut the fuck up
man shut the hell up you think stm is trash
What is today’s balatrodle
chigoat
It's very expesive
Chigoat
FUCKING SPOILER IT
HAHA
someone spoiled it earlier today
yah
Yeah it was me
also yah
hypocrite fuck

didn't Kami spoiler the image
yeah
or was that someone else
Why does this dude get so mad for no reason 😭
okay then it's valid

dude can u not tell friendly banter apart from anger
0/10 ragebait
They're transphobic they have no friends
true
Says the person swearing at every person who disagrees with them?
no just you
🖕
Bro where are you getting this?
i hate you ij specific
Fair enough
<3
Guys, how can I give Merry Andy a gs? I refuse to live with 7 hand size
this is why I tell new players to stay away from this chat fr
juggler or hand size voucher
merry andy yorick
go for it
js do it
Indeed
triggered much?

egg
egg
Naw bro I'm just confused?
'bro'
okay stop misgrendering them dude...
mods kill him and his next of kin
Okay what would you like me to call you then smartass?
NOOOOO
If you play high card/pair (or maybe even three of a kind) then the -1 handsize shouldn't matter much and you can use the extra discards for stuff like rebate
Mr bones saves so much
Joker idea: reversability: rare, $10
Hands can be used as discards, discards can be used as hands, -1 hand size, -1 discard
green green
This don't even do anything positive for you 😭
It does
yep, another green joker build in the works
well this kinda doesnt work because like,, hands are basically discards anyways
Precisely
You can use discards to scale stuff like rtb and green joker
Less money
okay but grimbo still faults to playing hands then
and also rtb is purely skill regardless
mystic or cursed judgement pull?
Like it should cost less?
Hey 5 dollars
No like you lose money
no you get less mkney
negative tag.
yay!
food joker.
wtf...
Less hands, less extra hands at end of round, less dollars, less happy
You can also turn excess hands to discards for stuff like trading card, mail, or faceless
I hate geen jonkler
i love grimbo
Negative tag moment
goated scaler
Geen 🔥🔥
bitch you're at 2/5 why do you need a negative
it doesnt hurt getting another joker i can be better then nothing well food joker
GREEN
but its free 🙂
It does hurt genius
you missed an entire round
Girl woke up with anger and hatred in her heart
99% skip addicts quit before the negative brain strom
REAL TRUE
i might be on my period
survivorship bias
Sorry I might have blue toothed it to you 💔 😔
NOOOOOO
We giving a lil too much info out now
how does it feel
hex or ankh green jonkler?
none
Reminds me of my eternal rental negative egg 💔
This is why you never skip on gold stake
can satellite not be unlocked using challenge decks? (rich get richer, specifically)
would you rather:
10 mult and scaling
or 0 dollars
Except for that 25 dollas
free bleed on ur foes
well shit man
what?
girl i need your seed
0 dollas sounds pretty good rn
twin
ahahahaha get it get it guys seed as in semen get it
I saw what you deleted
cant, they took it
back on the black deck gold stake grind
Erm
R.I.P.
i have finally unlocked astronomer and satellite
I hate Bloodstone
I pray for your soul
and all it took was one run on erratic deck
And your sanity
I think he hates bloodstone
i haye bloodstone
I hate Bloodstone
I hate Archies
bro is misgendering EVERYONE
mods ban this USER for transphobia
Gender is a scam by toilet companies to sell more toilets
It's a slur for face cards
i hate archies and demo dashes
true
Type shit
You might be cooking then
I didn't make it someone else did
I don't remember who tho
who is he
I don't take any credit other than the idea to make a slur for face cards
i think you guys are jinxing it i did a holo tag skip
You
I don't understand
tbf amelia your pronouns are any
this is just as garbage as any other skip
STOP SKIPPING FOR JOKER TAGS RAHHHHHH
Okay so my negative tarots look different on mobile
i forgor
That shit looks like a blue icebreaker
never 🗣️
Relatable

radioactive blue is my favourite tarot
its just another lost
Best ankh in the history of ankhs
Most annoying Redditor you know: ''hahahahahaha guys guys this should let you play flushes and straights with 3 cards guys''
Sorry I'm just beefing with people I made up in my head
ankh or bust
I'm sleepy so I'm going to bed gn
Goodnight
Peter copying hermit? :]
Good night mate <4
guys get this, there should be a joker that gives 1x mult when you play something that has a high card
You're funny
Do you want to be my friend
I want to be your friend [I'm not very funny tho]
:]
💔
blue stake rework idea: -2 discards
Mods ban this guy, and increase his rent by 60%
punished for using bloodstone
true...
GUYS
Blue Stake Rework idea: -1 Hand, +1 Discard
This plus hieroglyph and troubadour 🤑
And black deck
-1 hand
-1 handsize
-1 discard
-1 joker slot
-1 consumable slot
sure we can make this double holo tag work
Synergy
FINALLY AN XMULT MY GOD
this run started so good but didnt find any Xmult for straight 8 antes
get some glass cards on your non face cards just in case you meet the plant
clean 1 hundo (and 10)
nice
wait what thats a lot of 2pairs/full house damn
1 full house, and 1 flush that has a 2 pair in it, all the rest are actual 2 pairs
how did you prevent winning blinds early
i dont
unless there's only like 2 scaling per round
i just never got any xmult until ante 8
damn
hey guys so i mightve
overshot just a tad
insane fucking shops i cant lie though
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SEED
what should I sell for verdant?
ok
Not that it matters since photochad + canio are doing most of the work but your jokers are in the wrong order technically 👀
is invis buyable here
Congrats!
you can never have to many
also, I feel like I was doing something wrong in my gold stake runs lol
guys
is it worth getting the blueprint polychrome rental debuffed after 5 rounds😭
Probably 🤔 You need 45 Red Seal Steel in hand with Baron, Mime and 4 copy jokers right. So this would give you up to 90 just from cryptid.... someone crunch the numbers
You're missing 2 copy jokers but you'll have double the amount of cards in hand 🤷
Idol only picks cards you have right?
Yes
What if you have 0 cards or all stone?
Yeah maybe. Depends on the round/ante
Ace of Spades
Damn lmao
Yeah i can pop it
ante 1 no other jokers😭
I wouldn't because rental might just kill you lol
yeah lmao i wouldn't get good econ😭
plus it'd get debuffed at 5 rounds
and i have no other cards
For it to be worth you'd have to hit an econ joker you can copy in the next shop and be able to afford it
i wouldnt get it either way
Rip it
Not that it matters since you did the math but wouldn't both copies on Baron be better? 🤔
4x3 and 3x4 wouldnt matter i think
i guess its just better to copy mult in general anyway
Nice
This will be balatro in 2014
I like your balatro skin
#1412350576762814501 if you like it that much
@wise dragon mentioning myself so I can check it later easily
this run i have is the best run ive had in my entire life
Wait, can you mod it into monile?
Sadge
every voucher i could ask for
every tarot i could ask for
every jonkler
my life will be COMPLETE shit from here on out because i pured all my luck into this run
Red seals?
first naninf after completely throwing the other day
Congrats
Damn
GIVE ME YOUR SEED please
will do right after i lose
Ty :]
Can't wait to play with your seed
i like screenshotting all my win and lose screens and post it in a channel in my private server
my entire balatro biography is in there
oh and btw i am total shit at this game so like theres no particular plays you need to know to be able to play this correctly
Have you c++ the game?
nop
ant 3 nat neg loyalty card btw
like i know how to play the game and i would say im decent but this is by far the luckiest run i have ever had
If campfucker ever shows up again in my runs
Dw I suck at the game too lol
if dnafucker ever shows up again in this run
its showed up like 3 times already
Why didn't you take DNA?
i had a good reason that i dont remember
which is good reason enough for me
ITS TIME TO PIVOT GUYS
😭
afterall they're all two strengths away
just 78 strengths and you can have a perfectly doable wee pivot
Just get a lil bit of xchips and you'll be going naneinf in no time
i swear to you i was going to hit the new run button on ante 2 for this run
then i got a straight flush and i had to go on
i take the drunkard here probs but very reluctantly
depends on boss blind i guess
but i have died enough times from pointless ante 1 greed to take the +mult i get
i dont think an eternal drunk man is worth it
yeah its a tough call
drunkard is extremely good
think about wee joker and the effects of an alcoholic in his childhood
even if eternal
you cant do that to wee
i can also one shot the next 2 rounds
yeah exactly
which is money
true
ITS TIME TO PIVOT GUYS
i mean drunkard is definitely the safer pick
whats up with the contrast on your jimbo
i think I'll go with drunkard. it's a good pick
+1 discard can be really valuable too
sometimes it doesn't matter at all but its clutch when it matters
im ngl it just looks like i screwed with the contrast on my monitor or something
nahhhhhh not green joker 😭 😭 😭
not sure i get it
i think i just don't see the vision
adds more color to balatro
fair enough
i agree honestly
it just makes it less dull
no offense to thunkatron
art is amazing but the contrast and shadows give it more life
i would probably pass on this one but i would also probably die in ante 3 as ar esult
EASY
drunkard definitely the good choice
just one more queen and then Im fully deck fixed
good luck finding it
im sure itll be instantaneous
yeah i think my winrate got a lot better when i started accepting the early eternals for +mult
sometimes it's just good enough
yeah doesnt help that my hand size is 4
(im using a dna to compensate for lost handsize to take more ecto's
we do a little seeded content once in a while ok.
endless is so goofy
fr, it takes me 5 minutes to score one hand ):
pretty solid seeded run thus far (ignore the planets)
holy shit psychic actually almost killed my run
using dna for hand size to play flush 5 is crazy work
dna needs 1 card
psychic still kills that
undnaable
yeah u just dont know how peak it is
(one slip up and its over)
glad i formed a coherent and completely real word to emphasize my point
yeah boss rerolls is so good
too bad i dont have director's cut
cause like... if I somehow managed to get one more handsize, i can ecto again for more blue print
which i would REALLY enjoy right now
Ravioli ravioli give you the A39ioli
39 antes is so much balatro
Oh No the blind is So Very Large
If he don't get A39,
yeah uhh very scary
i cant imagine how you'll possibly get through
better to just start a new run
not worth it
my god this made me remember
i had a dream where you could use tarot cards on playing cards by viewing the deck
like you didnt have to draw them
you just got the tarot and opened the deck and used it there
bro what is this image
I dunno.
can i get one
Of what?
I mean, I guess? You'll probably end up in eternal torment for interacting with an EXE, though... but you can be Tails, so it all works out.
guys (i reset the timeline to continue the run) should I sell dna to get +1 hand size? I wont have to deal with that nonsense anymore and still be able to play flush 5
I have way over 200 cards so running out of glass isnt a concern of mine
as previously implied we're gonna watch cocomelon
But you can be Tails, though, so it all works out.
i love level 55 high card
the planet cards are doing absolutely nothing to my score right now but theyre funny so im still getting them
oh holy fuck i love serpent
I love snakes too.
(Serperior is better than Samurott, fight me.)
sell the madness and use judgement
trust me youll get a poly madness
with a red seal
obelisk lovers are gonna tell me to sell every joker and get an obelisk to save the run
true
I wonder how old that tip is, considering old boss blinds really punished certain hand types
It feels AI-generated.
Would there be a reason I can't ecto here
several bosses (manacle, serpent, arm, and a few others I forgot) explicitly said "[certain hand type] is not allowed"
how so
All your Jokers have Editions.
Frick
idk
but the information must have been made public somehow since cryptid has them for the nostalgic boss blinds
Wtf does chicot do again?
negate all boss blinds
Aight thanks
May many blessings fall upon ye. May you have a fruitful future for shedding knowledge and sharing kindness.
farewell run
No Ante 39?
NOOO
man
plasma deck kinda sucks
I did a stupid, chat
double walkie/double agate with blue and I reroll out of flint straight into the club
I honestly doubt I'd have had trouble with the flint anyway but it's stinky
i know
both are terrible
Haha
still wasn't gonna unlock seeing double that run
I had tarotmancer for a while but it never gave me the moon so as second invisible it is
here's a thing, can invisible copy invisible?
I assume yes
drop a tip man
tip: use an umbrella if its raining outside
first naneinf I've personally gotten.
Invis can copy invis, but the copy will have its progress reset
its to prevent infinite money
on plasma deck...
but still a great tip thx
me when i Observe my Tory
yeah fr tho'
I forget if it was during a beta or the release patch, but Invis used to save the progress (allowing for infinite money if you had just 2 invis')
Drop seed
isnt this the part of the game when I crash it
its the popular neg perkeo neg trib ante 2
only specifically when you close and reopen balatro
otherwise you're good to get to ante 39
the first shop of the run
Plante 2 boss moment
?
the usual suspects
Plant will hard counter your current setup
ok
holy sharpshoot
wow
only if it's enoughly unlucky
nah just get wet
i never umbrella
Umbrellas in sunny weather is really underrated
Hi is there a website to know the seed based on the shops?
You will see the seed when you die or beat ante 8
B4 that?
I dont think so
pretty good run for me. dont care its seeded
Ah kk
Close enough, welcome back Dokkan Airplane Mode.
oooooh it's gonna be big
it was big
so that's luchador, clever, and to the moon done
it was almost troubadoub instead of luchador
get ready to find the plant ante 2
"small" blind
Worst opening hand ever?
oh look the worst scaling joker and worst econ joker, in the same shop
abstract might want to hear about this
what is the optimal jonkler placement, barely beat last ante and had to sell a brainstorm for DNA bc i never get hand size vouchers
abstract doesn't really count as scaling, nor does bootstraps
but it scales
it technically scales
Yeah, but if you're talking about a scalar, it usually means unbounded
boots is unbounded
yeah but boots is shit
bean bug doesn't count
This is your fault
For the record, I didn't do anything.
what is this seed??
this was the correct joker placement
Shortest-lived egg ever
two jokers left on page 1 to gold sticker...
...and once again zany is one of them
I think zany could use a buff
Is a5 too late for a bus?
Well duh
esp if you have nova
To be fair, the ox is still that punishing
I guess. I don't wanna die to eye
Yea i just sent it before someone responded and prayed. The runs dead though so now im just trying to beat my high score do you think this will beat it? (Least obv c++ flex)
Is a6 too late for HRT?
ye that'll do 😄
if you’ve deck fixed before maybe
nope
lets see then 😈
question is does it help me out more than Mr bones
I do have a bonus discard at least
pls wish me luck
Genuien question, is there a way to beat gold stake without praying for good jokers? The past idk how many rounds ive been losing over and over again because i only got shit for jokers and then got outscaled too hard
Yes i did go for pairs and didnt waste my discards for no reason
no
unless youre really good
i had to get really lucky to gold stake all decks
which deck are u struggling with?
Ive been trying to gold stake anaglyph deck for a while now
What are you using your skips for?
I die on like ante 3
Usually to get money tho
can be done, use it on negatives or rares
save money in ante 1 and 2, dont open too much
I didnt open anything on ante 1 and 2
Left with 2 jokers and 20 bucks
Money is ok. Orbital is good too if it hits a reasonable hand
Should use it to open 5 arcana packs 🔥
this is how i beat it
I mean i havent even seen a negative in 5 rounds
Fr fr
You may skull emoji me but that doesn’t even sound too bad tbh
Oh wow, ante 1 eternal and rental idol
Horrible idea
Thank you balatro
Idk what youre talking about, its clearly the best play
Obviously
Tbh are most rentals even takeable ante 1 since they ruin your econ so bad
I had shit for jokers and didn't get any scaling mult (let alone non-perishable mult) until ante 4. Run is turning maybe winnable?
#🕹・game-discussion message
Then maybe
I feel like the first 3 antes should have stickerless jokers initially
After that then stickers should show up
A perishable is fine to take early tbh
Well eternal is weird since you may have to lock in a flat mult
nah, that'd take all the fun out of it
And yeah persihables can work early
Not really, i forgot the first jokers name but thats quite decent same goes for the fourth one
Unless it’s Econ a rental is just unpickable early
Still stings though when all you level up are pairs and can't accumalate interest to get jokers that actually work with pairs
Early game is get to 20-25 money asap
The fact i'm gonna buy the memory card is wild 
But 4 golden token in one run, when I miss so less is just insane !
How ur base mult going
perishable arrowhead is not terrible, sure, but it's expensive. swash without any support is also bad, so I had to buy them together and couldn't afford much for many antes. Sometime you have to compromise.
165 x 17
Oh wait stake sticker reasons
But i already can do some billion scoring so the banana is not necessary to win
and the final boss is the belt
I mean blueprint is objectively the better pick but I know you are optimizing for stickers
Plus like
Yeah that's it, otherwise the game could be incredible
You are probably gonna have a flash card run anyways eventually
That's Brainstorm, you dummy.
I had to keep buying perishables because that's all the shops had, and mine kept expiring. 🤷
Yes i know
Bro, i just pulled another oops all 6s but this time its perishable, there is nothin to compromise
I like the fact only 2 joker win my run, and 1 is basically not even in my golden stickers, so lucky me ngl
fair fair
What if there was a spectral that removed stickers
Only useable on high antes
If there were jokers that interacted with stickers
I guess just go straights and Saturn then
Maybe
Finally a useable econ joker, it only took 6 rounds
Wraith and ankh in spectral booster anyway
Planing on doing so xd
But thunk would need to add new bad stickers to the game and thats not really that possible except maybe blue stake change of -1 discard to some kind of sticker instead
Hello to the new crew
(Rounds ment in i died 6 times and havent gotten shit prior to that)
Also there is a observatory voucher so my score can go really easily ultra high
But yeah honestly, flash card is gonna be a carry in a run so its probably not necessary to cram it in, if you can find another rare/uncommon instead yeah
Like a showman or invisible
Is it really always immolate? I kinda need that jack
I'll look for, but I take it if I don't find other
Its just 1 jack, it helps you dig for your other jacks
But yeah, thanks for the reminder
nah flash card is trash, needs carrying itself
I like the Blueprint/Brainstorm kitties.
Its like one of the best scaling +mult jokers
It goes good with gold cards, and it goes insane with egg/gift card for temperance value
Ngl I wanna take him, he just make me lose a lot of game
You can reroll so much with 50 money
It's gonna nuke all the black cards and leave the red ones, I just know it
And if you find more fools+temperance, you can reroll like 10 times in a shop
Its 20 dollar as well
Can reroll a few times to maybe find a black suit changer or death
I'm also sure memor card would done a good run by one day, jsut i never found her unfortunately, even if it's one of my favorite jocker :/
It's the worst.
It's too expensive early game and by the time you can afford to scale it, it's unnecessary because you probably already have a scaler going.
Especially if you get Reroll Surplus/Glut. Insert connection between that feeling and that one image of Rumi eating kimbap, because I need an excuse to post that image.
Ok leveler uh how do you feel about red card
Lol it's a tragedy scene, even titanic is less sad thhan this 
litteraly my last reroll before the boss
Because flash card somewhat occupies a similar niche, but you can actually benefit from rerolls as well
uh
Oh it's "flash card " ? Sorry in french it's memory card translated by, strange :/
best scaler in the game
flash card deserves to drown 😂
Flash card goes pretty nice with econ, plus getting hermits in the shop feeds itself
Getting it to like 14-16 mult is fine enough for early game, thats basically a mystic summit/abstract
Crazy expensive
Reroll Surplus/Reroll Glut with Flash Card might get you moving like 2003 Grievous. (Probably not, but I want an excuse to post this, because it's cool.)
Flash card also combos pretty okay with the reroll clown
Chaos the Clown.
Struggle 2 hours for finally get these run was worth it, i'm just a bit sad to not have try to optimise it but well, i don't really like playing for infinite so that's okay to me.
A free reroll is pretty decent and its common enough
Let's say, best case? You spend $35 for +14 mult. With Red Card, that would have gotten you +24.
Become a uuseless joker when you have doubl green voucher tho
And yeah flash card has the advantage over red card where you can actually scale it up immediatly if you pick it up later in a run at like ante 4/5 if you stockpiled a decent amount of money
That chould be balanced imo
I just said sorry for miss naming bro
I wasn't insulting you.
And as i mentioned before, gift card goes insane with flash card
I presume you are playing pairs if u are going a flat mult build
Gift card is one of the best economy joker imo, underrrated as hell
Hey, apologizing's my thing! I'm the Canadian here!
If you pick up flash card early, and you can only afford $5 per shop, it's not going to scale fast enough to keep up with boss blinds. Red card can solo for quite some time.
At the very least you can still actually build your deck with flash, since red requires not doing that
Hermits help
Plus it isn't like you reroll only for flash
In very early but flash card outscale really quickly the red card if you're economy is not thrash
You were going to reroll anyways to search for stuff
So you get rewarded on top of something you should already be doing when searching for tarots/jokers
Maybe mid game? Certainly not rerolling in early antes
At like ante 3 is considered mid game?
I'd consider it early still
And well if you have rebate or other econ that helps if being able to reach interest cap faster and lets you reroll easier
also flash card has the advantage for being uncommon for the sake of basedball card
All the arguments I've heard for flash card involve having other specific jokers to actually make it work
its because flash card is not good
Ok? By then you should have found xMult, and the difference is negligible
I think this is a free win if I don’t get plant lmao
Always pack a Chicot, just in case.
Also, what's the seed?
Bus, Grimbo, red card, even supernova all out scale flash card and one of them usually shows up in the shop early enough to make the run. Flash card can't carry an early run, so I usually avoid it early, and by a4 when I've got enough econ to support it, I've almost always got something else going.
Still playing, I don’t know if I can check the seed as of now
gros michel can still die
no it cant lol, im literally on the boss blind
are you serious
And no sticker for you
It's good for some people, but not good for others. Let's end the argument there.
It happened to me
omg dont scare me like that
He's for real, brochacho.
its a 1 in 6 what are the chances:)
I mean its 5/6 for it to not happen
Crazy start
It's objectively bad, but some people like it, which is fine.
Plus banana is a common u will find it again later
expired banana is the way
no
yeah, in a blue moon
its beautiful
nice
ramen is my only food joker left
I finally got popcorn out of the way
Banana always early game
Nan inf potential?
its funny ramen is arguably the easiest food joker to gold sticker, but its the only i havent done yet
Bean is gonna be the worst
Ehh not really
Skip blinds
In fact sometimes if i am at like ante 6 or 7 i just full skip to the bosss to preserve bean to ante 8
I just almost never see it
Hand size is great with a bunch of steel or really want to get all the glass you have in the deck in one hand
and if you're playing big hands like straights, it basically guarantees it
Well, it killed a jack, but only left the one red king, so... I guess?
Plus bean is great going into technically 3 of the finisher bosses. Crimson heart, you already know the deal with the permanent hand size (if it lands on it), leaf you just use all the hand size anyways before selling, vessel if you been relying on steel
7
A judgement just gave a blueprint
If you discard 1 7 you will have 6 7s in your hand
Do I send spaceman to reentry?
He's been doing ok, but...
you probably have enough levels that burnt doesnt add much more score
space man can get more than one level per round
much better leave the slot available for stickering
clearly the better joker
Never enough levels in pair
Plus burnts an eternal
please god no no no no
1 less space for a potential xmult or sticker you don't have
i can't escape it not at work not here not anywhere
Let's see, EV with bp on space, playing 3 pairs a round is... 1.5 levels per round? With burnt it's 2.
Well thats also assuming you get to fully play all the pairs and don't overscore by accident
if you dont get to fully play all hands, do you need the burnt?
Usually pretty easy to control with blackboard, but yeah, it's happened
But yeah with 1 less hand especially feels like you will want an xmult (i assume they hieroglyped)
Strength and death pretty sweet combo
3 extra jacks if you hadn't already strengthed ur 10s
Indeed, the reward for losing the jack to immolate I guess
Release me
Dude this run is the embodiment of not the best but funny as fuck
Oh epic antimatter
19 dollar temperances without negatives or egg is insane lmao
I am not beating goldstake anytime soon
fun runs are fun
almost a third of the way there with gold stickers,
Obby might solo
Its ante 1 stage 1
jumpscare
It's holo
- rental
Yeah, it's a stretch. Send me the seed when you're done though. I wanna try it.
most average ghost deck run
I already restarted, im sorry
balatro
Okay i think this is a sign to never touch gold stake again
Aw
Anyways if you want to get this, skip first small blind
Ghost deck gold stake
Didn’t make the best decisions so it is very possible to go a lot further than I did
It may be painful, but it's an easy-ish win
Gay monsters hiding among the trio of water balls
Yeah i know, but after 8 resets i really did not want to do it, especially when it has rental on it
Oh no the mark on abandoned whatever should I do
aj is the real goat
goood ass run
those who copy the baseball card
instead of the baron
are either really uncommon
or really based
in this run, baron came at the very end
or really no kings in hand
I can't believe:
- This run pulled through after such a terrible start
- pulled VV when I was only surviving on all three hands, after having to take hiero to survive the Water.
- HTR earned its sticker for real, even if it did fall short against VV when I only drew 2 of my 9 jacks with 2 discards.
- Mime, which I picked up as a pity sticker actually did something when I drew the steel six I made in... a4? and never saw for the rest of the game and had completely forgotten about.
shhh let me philosophize myself
Spaceman put in WORK
holy shirt
those who come after
you left off "... if it were good"
you get a 1 in 4 chance of ancient joker picking the suit you want
it is essentially just a more workplace inclusive bloodstone
this King must be useful but exactly how?
Nah, you shrink your deck so you can always draw a flush of the right suit, and you skip to avoid clashing boss blinds. It's 100% reliable, unlike bloodstone.
ancient joker doesn't pick from the suits in your deck
at least thats what i think i understood from what you just said
No, that's why you shrink your deck
for
so that if it says spades, you can ensure you can draw a spade flush, etc
what 4 jokers do you have left, curious about that
i get what you mean though
bro has a small deck
not so sure
Sixth Sense
Turtle Bean
Idol
Perkeo
How did I get Baron without mime?
can we get a perkeo v2
win the run instantly if you're based
i think its a pretty good joker ability
It doesn't take that much cutting to make it almost a sure thing. You just have to make sure you win in one hand. And cut proportionately.
im having none of this bloodstone propaganda
ok but hear me out
i am having none of this anti bloodstone propaganda
no oops in sight
especially from a person named 8 ball messiah
how to spot heretics in the wild
already am 🤓
here you go https://google.com/
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Way easier to get down to 45 cards than it is to both find oops and make everything hearts, and not die to the Head
purple seals dont exist, dont worry
what?
making sure you have 5 cards of a really good card for each suit to ensure ancient joker is good is far harder than "ok this isnt a heart so let me use this hung man on it"
you dont get it, its easier to find a clean oops than to deckfix
also just -1 joker slot in general unless you find yet more specific things for oops synergy
You don't need a really good card, you just need a few jupiters
oh and just before we continue this inherently civil conversation can you sign this document saying this will not descend into a degenerate argument about cards in a funny number game
strong deck cutting is all it takes to make ancient good while bloodstone needs oops and not getting head which are far less reliable to get
bloodstones requirements arent stuff in your control
As long as you don't glaze flash card, we're good
which is the main problem
i fucking hate flash card
so we're good
if you want to play bloodstone you find an oops first, build around lucky cards and whatever and then go for bloodstone, not the other way around
counterargument
oops is useful by itself, bloodstone isnt
and using bloodstone without requirements is way riskier than ancient too
1 in 32 chance of 1x
ancient and bloodstone score the same but sure
bloodstone is just uncommon misprint
i had a bloodstone hit all 5 hearts once
i dont think i can ever be as happy as i was that day
which not only says a lot about my life but it says a lot about how fun bloodstone is
Sure there's a 1 in 32 chance of that as well
i am going to 1 in 32 chance your save file
1 in 4 chance to barely outdo tribe on bloodstone btw
It's not uncommon if you're playing how many hands to ante 8? At least 30?
OOF
like 2 triggers are the average but you still need to hit 2 triggrrs
and unfortunately if youre using flushes you need all 5
bloodstone moment 😈
Bloodstone lovers in shambles
i can confirm
wait until you won't get any scoring when you need it
also chance based scoring sycks to rely on and bloodstone is xmult so you cant ignore it post ante 3 unlike misprint
"few minutes later..."
holy fuck guys i just made a discovery
hanged man is the aftermath of hanging chad
the hung man's name is chad
Ok, I got 1/3 closer to c++, and I have work to do. I'm out, may your bananas live as long as you need them, and your bloodstones not abandon you in your hour of need
wouldn't have been a two eternal bloodstone run without it lmao

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Chonky kitties
Welcome to Chips Central
Arrowhead is so goated
Runner was at 435
Where wee
goofy ahh run
early blue seal polychrome spade 2 the goat
jmibo has orange stake sticker now
I finally have the money should I finally?
Clair Obscur my beloved
I'm also contemplating not getting that.
So should I get these games with all my remaining game money or nah
Is balatro worth the price I'm paying lol
For the bundle or just the game
You ask the server full of balatro players of course i'll say yes
But really depends
How you like balatro
Balatro is worth 60 bucks iibh
But I don't think I'd like. Playing it
Lose, start a run, lose again
It's fun
Trying for mundane strategies besides the usual stuff makes it fun to me
Working with whatever i've got and calculating my every move
That leaves me with 10 bucks if I buy that now what could I get for that 10?
guys i just got the game
how do i play it
i can never get 300 chips
my max is 100
is this game just rng
Play higher tiered pokerhands
lmao
i select multiple cards but it only plays one
read the poker hands brother
