🕹・game-discussion

[kindred valley]

I'm going to guess it's already been played but nobody posted about it
Whenever I die in ante 1 I never go back and replay it and I'm sure a lot of other people are the same

[tranquil otter]

painted deck at home

[white zodiac]

hey grok can you give me straight affirmations

[glass creek]

I have a feeling that this whole gen ai bubble will burst soon

[shadow sundial]

well thatll be soon because ai companies are realizinf that its not as profitable as once imagined. now unfortunatelt there is a LARGE market bubble around ai that is boostingtl the united dtates economy and when that pops itll be just like the search engine bubble pop

[pale wolf]

ok well I didnt win but im not good

[shadow sundial]

the economy is gonna go DOOOOWNN

[lunar zealot]

Dude, you're so right! ✨ Let me try that one again! 🚀

[red thistle]

I don't just spawn knowing all of them. If i encounter an issue i'll just do my own search then and get to the bottom of it, and even then it would've been better by miles than whatever ads windows throws at my face for a service i paid for.

[safe moat]

Already

[wintry ice]

grok can you affirm my gender identity

[shell dagger]

i doubt 2 trillion games have been started, if there’s an impossible seed it’s probably not been attempted

is my guess

[kindred valley]

How am I supposed to live without my ai movies and ai tweets and ai goons and ai therapy and ai professor

[kindred valley]

Also likely

[red thistle]

Acting like it's all just linux from scratch.

[lunar zealot]

Groky want boing boing!

[kindred valley]

I think it's fun to think about

[shadow sundial]

dont bite the hand that fingers tou

[kindred valley]

Someone may have played the single impossible seed and never known it

[nova mantle]

Use those 2 dollars and buy two 1 dollar chips

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[pale wolf]

I still have yet to see proof that an impossible seed can exist

[cloud sinew]

and so the cycle repeats /s
I was not meaning that you should already know it and if you don't you shouldn't use linux. that is not what I said, and so is not what I meant.
I was meaning that if you cannot figure it out without using generative AI then you shouldn't use linux

[kindred valley]

New joker that lets you put one dollar into it for one chip

[red thistle]

There's no truly impossible seeds.

[shadow sundial]

really shitty bull

[pale wolf]

if there's a impossible seed that's been randomly generated, it should be trivial to construct one that's impossible to be

[cloud sinew]

you cannot state this for definite unless every seed has been routed

"no impossible seeds have been found" is true

[serene forge]

if planets only is possible then surely everything can be possible

[white zodiac]

ai was my favorite when I got to hear my favorite youtuber sing gangnam style

[wintry ice]

oh yeah

[nova mantle]

Learning the documentation was more handy from me and it's overall more reliable since you learn some basic coding concepts too

[wintry ice]

i still need to try that seed

[safe moat]

Therefore the saying there are no impossible seeds is true

[cloud sinew]

no...

[nova mantle]

But idk last time I installed Linux was 2 years ago

[shadow sundial]

jschlart

[tacit quail]

i feel like the only way is to check everything

like, every parameter of the first 2 antes shops, card draw patterns, etc

but something will always get you thru

[safe moat]

Well it’s true until it isn’t no?

[white zodiac]

omg

[earnest bison]

Chat, what show is better; Ducktales or Chip & Dale?

[shell dagger]

no lol

[shadow sundial]

i am genius....

[kindred valley]

I'm imagining a black deck where you get absolute useless jokers like throwback and splash and seance

[safe moat]

I thought that’s how that one logic worked

[red thistle]

First time i hear of those.

[nova mantle]

Even then there's plasma to get to those first antes, so you'd have to check at least to ante 5 or smth

[shadow sundial]

ducktales easy clear

[white zodiac]

false until proven otherwise

[safe moat]

Yeah

[kindred valley]

If there is an impossible seed it will be black deck gold stake

[safe moat]

Wait

[tacit quail]

tbf i think itll count as impossible if its on a specific deck im ok with that

[safe moat]

No

[shadow sundial]

donald duck is high multiversal if you consider what he does in kingdom hearts

[shell dagger]

riemann hypothesis is true because it hasn’t been proven yet guys trust

[safe moat]

Welp my turn

[kindred valley]

I highly doubt there's an impossible seed on any other deck

Far too much variance on something like painted

[shadow sundial]

erratic deck perhaps

[kindred valley]

I mean is it even possible to never draw 4oak with prior knowledge on painted

[shell dagger]

Yes

[safe moat]

You’re funny

[red thistle]

What would actually be a bad roll for erratic.

[shadow sundial]

oops all 7s

[vocal quartz]

call me scrooge mcduck

[shell dagger]

Abandoned is a stronger question

[vocal quartz]

i love seed money + to the moon

[shell dagger]

In which case the answer is also yes

[safe moat]

I will not

[shadow sundial]

7s ans 5s

[nova mantle]

That would be black deck then, I think I'd be the most likely for that

[kindred valley]

I think abandoned deck can almost always draw a strush with prior knowledge

[safe moat]

Five good though no?

[shell dagger]

no

[cloud sinew]

it could be on any deck, but the main candidates are decks with a direct downside in some way;
painted/black/green/abandoned/nebula,etc

[shadow sundial]

what joker is good with 5s

[red thistle]

Ranks don't matter that much when you set up 4oaks consistently.

[safe moat]

Do people still use seltzer

[safe moat]

Fibo

[tacit quail]

Skip for free Joker and 4 shit ante 1 tarots

[shadow sundial]

1 uncommon

[safe moat]

Todd

Hack

[wintry ice]

fib and todd

[shadow sundial]

2

[kindred valley]

I think black is most likely because the downside most negatively affects earlygame and the upside literally doesn't exist until the mid antes

[pale wolf]

I think there are probably impossible Jokerless seeds, maybe on gold stake, and probably none on white stake

[shadow sundial]

pkay fair

[nova mantle]

Abandoned deck and you get a canio in the first tarot pack

[shell seal]

skip for jimbo?

[cloud sinew]

$10

[nova mantle]

No pareidolia

[safe moat]

I’m not done with you yet

[shadow sundial]

free cash

[pale wolf]

for canio? hel no

[shadow sundial]

yes you are.no means no

[tacit quail]

underrated skip tag a1 combo

[white zodiac]

standard pack side quest

[kindred valley]

The painted downside doesn't exist until midgame and the upside is always present

[wintry ice]

5s have fib, todd and straights
7s only have todd and straights

[pale wolf]

maybe for trib

[cloud sinew]

on abandoned...?

[safe moat]

Wait ew

[pale wolf]

strength

its just a glass joker

[cloud sinew]

idk id rather take the $10 early

[shadow sundial]

liberal pwned

[shell dagger]

it’s worst case scenario anyway so u don’t find strength or hang ma

[pale wolf]

I would rather save it for the temperance value

[white zodiac]

well I don't think I'd need the 10 dollars if I get to the point of opening arcana packs

[safe moat]

Canio scales better than Yorick

[wintry ice]

i wouldn't sell a legendary unless i get interest from doing so

[pale wolf]

faster sometimes

[shadow sundial]

cool man

[white zodiac]

subjectively speaking ofc

I should add

[red thistle]

Hi murphy.

[cloud sinew]

to prove that there is an impossible seed you only need to find one example.
to prove that there are NO impossible seeds you need to verify all seeds are possible.

[safe moat]

Munta you’re schizo

[pale wolf]

murphy my man

[red thistle]

No he did type something.

[kindred valley]

Can we just write an ai to monkey typewriter every single balatro seed

[shell dagger]

why would you use ai for dat

[nova mantle]

I'm gonna go play every seed brb

[wintry ice]

i think yorick is better

[safe moat]

So it’s flipped you must always assume there’s an impossible seed until proven otherwise

[kindred valley]

Ai doesn't always mean generative ai you know what I mean

[nova mantle]

What would be the first one

[pale wolf]

ai is magic

[cloud sinew]

no

[nova mantle]

0000000?

[cloud sinew]

neither have been proven...?

[red thistle]

To waste millions of gallons of water to cool it's servers down ofc.

[wintry ice]

it will pretty much always reach a high amount if you get it before ante 6 or so

[shadow sundial]

monkey typewriter would be so long we wojldnt exist bruh

[nova mantle]

Or AAAAAAAA?

[wintry ice]

while canio varies

[shadow sundial]

going through every possible menu combinstion too

[cloud sinew]

there might be an impossible seed. it has not been proven one way or the other

[pale wolf]

or that it is impossible for there to be an impossible seed

[shell dagger]

I suggest you read up on converse and contrapositive of statements

[nova mantle]

If there's programs to check every Minecraft seed id think that would be possible too

[kindred valley]

It'd be extremely difficult to prove because most people don't replay lost runs in ante 1

[safe moat]

Yeah I suck at this 😛

[shadow sundial]

jolly when the.monkey presses alt f4 on the balatro game window

[wintry ice]

or just logic

[safe moat]

Hey careful

[pale wolf]

it wouldn't really matter what people have already rolled for seeds, because you would need to take every single seed into account to begin with

[lunar zealot]

I like to play video games

I like to play and draw

Doyou guys like to draw

[shadow sundial]

BOOOOOORING!!!

[safe moat]

Yes

[white zodiac]

my converses have taken a beating

[red thistle]

Too bad, unvideos your games.

[tranquil otter]

other idea

theoretical seed that would be impossible

that exists

[cloud sinew]

searching for impossible seeds requires very different logic to just searching for certain things appearing in seeds

[shadow sundial]

make your own seed thats impossible

[nova mantle]

Yes

[tranquil otter]

obviously, just every card ever is fucking star or some shit

[cloud sinew]

every card cant be a star

[red thistle]

We should actually craft one.

[lunar zealot]

WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[shell dagger]

flush house ❤️ all diamonds

[lunar zealot]

WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[tranquil otter]

i got it

[lunar zealot]

WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[nova mantle]

I like the one that draws 3 cards after every discard or hand personally

[shadow sundial]

im gonna fo ask pifreak to make an inpossible seed

[pale wolf]

yea if you can do this its one step towards the idea of an impossible seed existing in the game

[tranquil otter]

litterally every shop reroll is star and moon

[shadow sundial]

and we will find out

[minor portal]

the sir pants

[safe moat]

Well by definition a seed that is impossible is a seed that cannot reach nor beat ante 8 by any means necessary

[tranquil otter]

every card is suit changing tarots and seals

every pack is suit changing tarots and shit

[safe moat]

Doesn’t matter the stake nor deck

[tranquil otter]

and seals? i meant fools

and then every skip is mega arcana

more fucking suit tarots

[kindred valley]

How many games do you think the average balatro player has played

[tranquil otter]

suit tarots cant solo

[nova mantle]

@grok is this true

[cloud sinew]

which means going through every possible sequence of events and actions on every single seed on every single deck on every single stake

[kindred valley]

Like average

White stake warrior to gold stake creature

[nova mantle]

Jk but i understand why it would be hard

[shadow sundial]

whenever pi freak comes online ill ask if he can make an impossible seed

[tranquil otter]

do we count holding r for ante 1 skips and shit

[safe moat]

That’s almost harder to do than looking for the seed itself

[pale wolf]

1000

[simple bronze]

what do i sell here?

[white zodiac]

that would require so much effort to prove

[cloud sinew]

which was exactly my point

[safe moat]

Yup

[shadow sundial]

ramen for const

[red thistle]

Cavendish.

[simple bronze]

but i lose without ramen

[tranquil otter]

we could do this more efficiently

[safe moat]

Bones?

[shadow sundial]

okay lust jobkler

[serene forge]

andrew

[shell dagger]

-3/20 rage bait

[shadow sundial]

???

[kindred valley]

I think like 7 million copies have been sold so that'd mean in a perfect world every seed has been played once

[tranquil otter]

like nothing below orange stake is ever going to make anything possible

[kindred valley]

But obviously that's not realistic

[cloud sinew]

that is not even close

[shadow sundial]

thats not at all

[kindred valley]

Isn't seed generation based on time since the game's been opened?

[white zodiac]

i mean look who they’re talking to

[cloud sinew]

7 billion vs 2 trillion

[shell dagger]

7 million times 1000 is 2 trillion ✅

[nova mantle]

I think checking every seed is doable tho we just need like 5 people

[simple bronze]

can i sell fourtune?

[nova mantle]

6 max

[simple bronze]

i need sticker on lusty

[shadow sundial]

this guy SUCKS ASS at reasoning

[kindred valley]

Oh I was thinking 2 billion

Lol

[shadow sundial]

prolly

[safe moat]

I mean we could try the Minecraft gpu processor trick

[tranquil otter]

quantum computer could do it

[kindred valley]

Then the collective balatro playerbase has done like a thousandth of the game

[shadow sundial]

make balaltro in minecraft and seed search that way

[serene forge]

hand levels are overrated

[safe moat]

Do we even have the technology to run one for a long period of time

[nova mantle]

Can someone buy a majorana 1

[shell dagger]

Anyway if you get 2.2 trillion people to play 1 seed each you’d expect them to explore (1-1/e)*100 % of the seed space iirc

[tranquil otter]

no lmao

[nova mantle]

I don't think they're that expensive it came out like 2 years ago

[shadow sundial]

theres several out there right now

[white zodiac]

2,821,109,907,456

[red thistle]

The engineers of the world collaborating to make the masterpiece that can solve this mystery once and for all.

[vocal quartz]

god DAMN money tree + to the moon is good
if only i had bull or bootstraps

[tranquil otter]

we dont have the technology to have a quantum computer compute fucking anything

[safe moat]

We need infinite power first

[cloud sinew]

quantum computers have never broken more than 22 bit encryption.
the technology is just not there

[safe moat]

Draw from dark matter then we’ll talk

[tranquil otter]

besides that one thing that it did really well

[shadow sundial]

quantum computing was not invented 2 years ago bruh

[tranquil otter]

yeah no shit its still like mega early for quantum shi

[wintry ice]

has anyone besides the youtubers played 1000 balatro runs

[nova mantle]

I don't have a strong sense of time srry

[pale wolf]

yes

[cloud sinew]

this would be like instant on a modern computer btw

[tranquil otter]

i said COULD and not CAN

[safe moat]

Me probably

[nova mantle]

I just remember that ad for the majorana 1

[shell dagger]

i have 450 wins and way more than double that in resets

[white zodiac]

i might be close

[pale wolf]

you have

[cloud sinew]

i could explode rn
nothing burger

[tranquil otter]

they CANT do it right now but they COULD in the future

[kindred valley]

It is so hard for me to understand how seeds produce consistent chances like 1/4 and I'm actively studying computer science

Seeds confuse the hell out of me

[shadow sundial]

ive done like 100 runs MAYBE

[cloud sinew]

I have played many thousands

I have 900+ hours 😭

[white zodiac]

i’ve won over 800 across all of my accounts

[wintry ice]

true

[lunar zealot]

I think i've played 500?

[safe moat]

Puny

[lunar zealot]

Over 500 maybe

[wintry ice]

i'm also nearing 1k hours

[tranquil otter]

i have like 300 wins thats a lot right guys

[wintry ice]

this game is a plague to me

[kindred valley]

I wish I could see my total wins

[white zodiac]

i’m probably in the 1k…

[shadow sundial]

woe be upon ye for having fun

[safe moat]

You can

[kindred valley]

I wish I could see my .jok file on mobile

[safe moat]

Oh

[tranquil otter]

yeah its just right there in stats tho

[kindred valley]

How

[nova mantle]

Localthunk should add a list of what seeds have you played so you don't accidentally repeat them

[cloud sinew]

I have 1454 tracked runs on my 1st profile on steam alone

[tranquil otter]

like its the first fucking thing

[wintry ice]

stop distracting me from the job applications i need to make to be stable next year

[safe moat]

Apple hates it when you pick apart the phone

[nova mantle]

It would make this task so much easier

[tranquil otter]

sorry

[white zodiac]

when you select your profile

[red thistle]

As if there isn't any hyper unemployed creatures here that wouldn't spend 1k+ hours at this game.

[safe moat]

You on android or iOS

[tranquil otter]

profiles maybe it was

[kindred valley]

Android

Can you see on android?

[tranquil otter]

like just the profile button

[cloud sinew]

profile shows wins not runs

[white zodiac]

i can

oh

[pale wolf]

i have 181 wins on my profile and a sub 20% winrate lifetime so I'm at or near 1000

[safe moat]

Thirteen is wild work

[shadow sundial]

muahahhahaha pox be upon ye wallet and thou fields be dry as your cereal bowls muuahahhaha

[white zodiac]

welp

[safe moat]

Yes

[cloud sinew]

you can only see total runs by getting your save file

[safe moat]

Get a file archive app

[cloud sinew]

which is possible on android and steam

[cloud sinew]

not needed

[kindred valley]

Oh

[cloud sinew]

just use google takeout

[kindred valley]

I never look at the profile

[wintry ice]

hey i had chicken pox this year

[safe moat]

OHHHHH

[shadow sundial]

my bad...

[nova mantle]

You could get an approximate from the wins and the win rate ain't it?

[tranquil otter]

I am entirely certain that there are no impossible seeds that cant be beaten on anything

[nova mantle]

For the folks that play on console

[wintry ice]

i missed a whole week of tests

[cloud sinew]

where is your winrate tracked in-game

[wintry ice]

(and still passed lol)

[tranquil otter]

like every seed has at least 1 winnable deck

[pale wolf]

i have 66 gold wins

[safe moat]

At least it’s not shingles

[shadow sundial]

favorite thing to do ever is when someone says that something bad happened to them or just generally in the world i say "my bad"

[cloud sinew]

I don't know enough about the extremes to assert this as true

[wintry ice]

i want to know how to make my runs more consistent

[safe moat]

Until it doesn’t

[pale wolf]

it will be

[tranquil otter]

in the big 25 is crazy

[kindred valley]

The high score and high ante are both gold stake

I never play white stake

[safe moat]

That shit can kill you

[unreal island]

uhhh actually the seeds that have the plant are unbeatable

[pale wolf]

when they fall off a roof maybe

[unreal island]

🥰

[wintry ice]

i always either fumble to greed or die to not getting good early jokers

[safe moat]

I’m a baker

[tranquil otter]

my good <3

[shadow sundial]

my neutrality <

[safe moat]

Well it can like paralyze your body right?

[white zodiac]

my space

[safe moat]

Like half of your body?

[shadow sundial]

goated...

[safe moat]

Or am I missing something

[wintry ice]

i couldn't take the shot when i was a kid because of allergies

[cloud sinew]

if you have a very weak immune system yeah

[kindred valley]

Ok so how do you see your .jok ok android?

[tranquil otter]

trueeeee my good is wWAY more than your neutrality

[kindred valley]

What program should I use

[pale wolf]

not that ive heard of

[cloud sinew]

google takeout

[safe moat]

Ouchies

[shadow sundial]

very true....

[safe moat]

I have too strong of an immune system

[tacit quail]

my pb hand + ante was on green stake black deck while i was going up the stakes

[shadow sundial]

okay dirt eater

[wintry ice]

i am shingle 🔥

[safe moat]

I may get autoimmune disease

[safe moat]

Dude it’s yummy

[safe moat]

And ready to mingle

[shadow sundial]

true...

[cloud sinew]

hot shingles in your area

🐘

[shadow sundial]

lonely shingles want to roof in your area

[safe moat]

Elephant?

[shadow sundial]

the elepha t in the eroom

[pale wolf]

🦓

[cloud sinew]

i fw elephants

[pale wolf]

fross

[cloud sinew]

i have elephant stickers and an elephant keychain

[nova mantle]

Nvm I swear I saw it somewhere

[safe moat]

Hippopotamus

[safe moat]

Have you seen edge of sleep

[wintry ice]

elephants are cool

[pale wolf]

you saw me say it

[cloud sinew]

no does it have an elephant

[shadow sundial]

💂

[safe moat]

Yes

[nova mantle]

Mandela effect

[wintry ice]

screw the tourist trap that is elephant riding

[white zodiac]

it’s sad that mammoths died out and were left with their lamer cousins

[safe moat]

He said nothing what?

[shadow sundial]

the one post "is this the mandildo effect?"

[nova mantle]

Who?

Mandela?

[safe moat]

ELEPHANTS ARE COOL

[cloud sinew]

"tourist trap" and its just a tourist-focused business smh

[nova mantle]

He said lots of things

[wintry ice]

that involves heavy animal abuse

[tacit quail]

every place has tourist trap if it has tourists

[white zodiac]

what could have been 🦣

[pale wolf]

is the abuse heavy or because theyre elephants theyre heavy animals

[cloud sinew]

so then why is it being a tourist trap more important to communicate than it being animal abuse

[wintry ice]

both

[wintry ice]

?

[white zodiac]

they ruined osaka running man bridge walk with the tourist alleyways

[shadow sundial]

tourist trap but its something cool like a booby trapped alleyway instead of a magician eith a pickpocketing fri3nd

[tacit quail]

Explain How I Got Here

[nova mantle]

All and everything that involves elephants in captivity is abuse in my books

[safe moat]

Uhm

Hm

You bought overstock

[nova mantle]

When you read bout the reduced life expectancy shit gets wicked rq

[tacit quail]

Correct, you have sick Card Knowledge

[safe moat]

It’s pretty healthy actually

[cloud sinew]

if you don't like it because it's animal abuse then why not say that instead of saying that it's a tourist trap or saying both in the same message

[pale wolf]

coupon tag into overstock

[wintry ice]

the way they are trained to do it is also very bad

[tacit quail]

yes ✅

[wintry ice]

are you just looking for something to argue about or

[tacit quail]

i should have sent this it would have been trickier

[shadow sundial]

Botswana's President Mokgweetsi Masisi threatened to send 20,000 elephants to germany last year

shoutout him

[pale wolf]

i thought about astronomer at first

[cloud sinew]

no im genuinely confused

[pale wolf]

and then couldn't think of what could have made that Joker

[wintry ice]

it's a tourist trap because it involves animal abuse

[cloud sinew]

what

so if it wasnt abusing animals it wouldnt be a tourist trap

[safe moat]

That’s not what tourist trap means

[shadow sundial]

are you a tourist trap because you involve animal abuse? or are you animal abuse because youre a tourist trap?

[pale wolf]

It's more for like scams

[tacit quail]

tourist trap is about money sucking

[white zodiac]

as a tourist i would go around and find the nearest 50 dollar elephant ride

[pale wolf]

In this case the elephants are getting scammed

[wintry ice]

i probably should have looked at the definition of a tourist trap before sending that

[safe moat]

Animal abuse is for weirdos

[shadow sundial]

wtf are they getting scammed out of

[white zodiac]

when i could’ve just given them like

[tacit quail]

bro this is some bullshit shop

[white zodiac]

peanuts

[pale wolf]

Peanuts

[wintry ice]

having a fulfilling life

[shadow sundial]

true

[pale wolf]

or like Indian jungles yeah

[cloud sinew]

they dont even eat peanuts naturally smh

[wintry ice]

free cavendish

[safe moat]

Acne sucks

[shadow sundial]

how do u know

[pale wolf]

never stopped me

[earnest bison]

How do you not know of those?

[wintry ice]

for 5 rounds

[cloud sinew]

theyre also bad for them im pretty sure cause it has too much protein

[cloud sinew]

I LOOKED IT UP AND LEARNED /jokingly mad

[pale wolf]

they're smart enough

they can make their own decision

[shadow sundial]

okay elephant boy

[cloud sinew]

not a boy

[shadow sundial]

elephant girl

[earnest bison]

One might say you... lived and learned?

[cloud sinew]

i should clarify im a girl, that doesnt really mean much

[safe moat]

They don’t even have access to peanuts

[pale wolf]

You're also curiously leaving out that you are not not an elephant

[cloud sinew]

would love to be referred to as "elephant girl"

[nova mantle]

Even if they're not trained and are just in captivity, the rates at which they experience heart problems, obesity and other stuff is brutal

[shadow sundial]

i will refer to you as thay from now on

congrations

[hexed peak]

is the red circle really necessary, like wow you beat black stake

[safe moat]

I can’t think of anything better

[white zodiac]

gonna refer to you as stitch

[cloud sinew]

don't do that

[white zodiac]

oh ok

[cloud sinew]

thanks :3

[wintry ice]

eat an elephant fruit then

[tacit quail]

Could be

[safe moat]

That’s the decal dawg

[white zodiac]

[pale wolf]

rtb

[hexed peak]

it was a joke ive seen scholar before

[cloud sinew]

guy who has eaten every fruit having to tell people that he's eaten every fruit for the 500th time:

[safe moat]

Bruh

[shadow sundial]

three pound bag of peach rings

[wintry ice]

super mario wonder reference

[night turret]

Hmmm I’m in a pickle

[cloud sinew]

2 kilo bad of dried mango... 🦝

[pale wolf]

what does Mario do that recent game to be elephantian

[earnest bison]

Shit, wrong reply.

[earnest bison]

https://youtu.be/wMJ6HzESzaw?si=eLKLF7-qw7xqERIE

[cloud sinew]

he turns into an elephant because he feels like it

[wintry ice]

powerup turns him into a furry

[safe moat]

Quit

[cloud sinew]

i have the elephant game its awesome

[cloud sinew]

i love it because it has elephants and its fun

[pale wolf]

i 100% it

[safe moat]

Yum yum

[tacit quail]

i like typing balatro terms into google maps and seeing what im closest to

[cloud sinew]

live reaction

[safe moat]

I like jumping spiders :3

[shadow sundial]

elphan maro

[cloud sinew]

if you post 3 i will triangulate your location /j

[silver canopy]

how am i still on this run

[pale wolf]

Don rember any of it tbh

[wintry ice]

i have 105% on hollow knight

[neat haven]

i finally understand synergizing the cards and i feel so dumb cause its so basic

[tacit quail]

Smart

[safe moat]

Just good

[pale wolf]

i did 100% on hollow Knight switch only

[tacit quail]

fuuuck i cant play balatro

[shell dagger]

It’s like balatro with fewer poker elements and more elephants

[cosmic sun]

crack if it was legal

[safe moat]

What’s the context

[shadow sundial]

factual

[wintry ice]

colo 3 fucking sucks don't play it

[safe moat]

What..

[shadow sundial]

how long by plane

[cloud sinew]

this is me

[tacit quail]

not needed 💔

[west copper]

Does Zack have a fetish or is this a inside joke

[wintry ice]

furaffinity

[pale wolf]

rapturous reviews!

[earnest bison]

I prefer snakes. They're cute.

[safe moat]

I actually don’t understand how I feel about things rn

[white zodiac]

real lore

[safe moat]

It’s crazy

[wintry ice]

snakes are neat

[tacit quail]

hyena 🔛 🔝

[pale wolf]

Have you seen that person's account before

[simple bronze]

i win

[wintry ice]

hyenas are silly

[safe moat]

Good job

[simple bronze]

this is ggs

[pale wolf]

they literally just commission people to make elephant versions of like random crap

[cloud sinew]

uh like 30ft

[neat haven]

niceeee

[west copper]

I don’t like hyenas

[wintry ice]

laughing dog looking creature that can bite through bones

[tacit quail]

HELP 😭

i cant play

[cloud sinew]

that is so sick actually

[earnest bison]

Foxes. Wait, even better; kitsunes.

[shadow sundial]

how long by angry birds slingshot

[tacit quail]

Chomp

[shadow sundial]

okay this guy is a furry no doubt

i say that as an ex furry

[safe moat]

You just said the Japanese word for fox

[cloud sinew]

did you get the joke and if so did you think it was funny /approval seeking

[pale wolf]

kitsune is a weeb

[white zodiac]

the only thing i know about that dude is he was the solution to my angry birds epic dungeon level boss strats

[tacit quail]

I gotta change my profile picture to my actual furry profile picture at this rate

[shadow sundial]

i got the joke and yes it was funny

[wintry ice]

that's something he does?

[cloud sinew]

thank you

[safe moat]

Should I go furry again

[west copper]

How does one leave the furry community, do you like sign out or
Like make an announcement

[pale wolf]

if I remember correctly

[west copper]

To the furry community

[cloud sinew]

you say this like youre a werewolf

im going furry mode

[wintry ice]

the

[nova mantle]

Foxes. Wait, even better; zorros

[safe moat]

I use to be Neko :3

[neat haven]

again

[cloud sinew]

im ouppy its okay

[west copper]

Wasn’t there like a writer in history who was most def a furry or something

[shadow sundial]

no you just kinda leave, it was honestly really traumatic experience for me as a kid and now as an adult i dont want to be involved with them but i respect the community

[wintry ice]

maned wolves

[earnest bison]

I'm not one, because I somehow got lost in the antifur-to-furry pipeline.

[safe moat]

Gatita does not mean puppy

[night turret]

FUCKING FINALY

[safe moat]

Yeah?

[pale wolf]

you leave the furry community by changing your pfp

[tacit quail]

i went back to furry mode

[night turret]

Now it’s a choice of who to replace

[shadow sundial]

this is true

[cloud sinew]

i can be puppy and kitty dont be so homophobic

[shadow sundial]

this is actually how you leave

[night turret]

So you are are a furry now

[wintry ice]

i didn't have an antifur phase oddly enough

[safe moat]

Idk if I’d wanna reenter last time it felt like a fetish

[tacit quail]

Always Was

[safe moat]

What 😭

[shadow sundial]

true sexual furry commu ity too big

[cloud sinew]

my OC is literally a puppycat :3

[night turret]

Guys who do I sell

[west copper]

I just like, don’t gaf abt furry culture, though I do fw a lot of furry people

[white zodiac]

going back to irl pfp

[pale wolf]

that would be heterophobic

[dire crater]

And in ante1

[pale wolf]

cats and dogs are different

[night turret]

Or yall can continue to talk about furry shit that’s fine

[safe moat]

I’m actually straight

[shadow sundial]

okay but like have tou seen the show catdog

[wintry ice]

la creatura

[shadow sundial]

on nickelodean

[nova mantle]

IS THIS THe optimal copy order sorry i had caps on lmao

[earnest bison]

ZORO?!

[tacit quail]

Fire fursona idea

[pale wolf]

i remember

[safe moat]

You remind me of someone I cannot remember

[night turret]

You’ve completed balatro, you ain’t straight

[west copper]

Uhm, #🕹・game-discussion down the hall to the left

[nova mantle]

ignore the 4 negative jokers

[cloud sinew]

how do I remind you if you cannot remember /s

[night turret]

Hmm I must be lost then

[pale wolf]

oh you sell golden or smiley

[west copper]

Huh, what a burning memory.

[tacit quail]

I got a crazy idea

[west copper]

What a neat looking channel

Must have great individual

People

[tacit quail]

I sure wonder what's in it

[shadow sundial]

like... burning memory the caretaker?

[west copper]

Talking about the game

[earnest bison]

I've played over 100 hours of Ultrakill, and I'm somehow not a femboy. Am I immune to this sort of subliminal messaging in games?

[west copper]

I .. I can’t remember what you’re talking about..

[cloud sinew]

so unless you are dating your clone then it's hetero? /strawman
theyre different species, but thats not what makes it hetero/homosexual

[safe moat]

We stopped talking about the game we got tired

[shadow sundial]

okay yltrakill to femvoy pipeline forsnt exist

vr to femboy pipeline is tho

[pale wolf]

depends on where ur scoring comes from but I think planets/econ is a safe bet to

[west copper]

Dude that album of songs by the caretaker genuinely fills me with dread bro

[night turret]

It’s a 50/50

[west copper]

It’s genuinely disturbing

Actual master class

[night turret]

You got the worst choice

[west copper]

In music

[shadow sundial]

gee man... i wonder why...

[cloud sinew]

Luigi Poker to Trans pipeline is real

[nova mantle]

los piratas del sombrero de paja

[shadow sundial]

DUDE I FUCK HEAAAVILY WITH LUIGI POKER

[safe moat]

Dude being a male with testosterone is weird cause like your hormones affect the your emotions do the thingies

[night turret]

Ehh I lost anyway

[west copper]

I get that’s what it’s intended for but a lot of music I listen to that try to cause dread fail for me but god the slow descend from that album always gets me bro

[night turret]

Nah it’s time for a new run

[pale wolf]

if they dont like that you are both cat and dog then the problem is the two different things together

[safe moat]

Typical

[pale wolf]

ope

[dire inlet]

i appreciate it thank you

[west copper]

This literally applies to women too

[night turret]

Just trying to unlock this ante 12 is harder then I thought

[nova mantle]

but yeah are my copying jokers right i gotta go do something else after this hand

[safe moat]

But like it’s like I feel like I want to be a dude but then sometimes I don’t

[tacit quail]

No plagiarism ❌ Stop copying jokers

[shadow sundial]

well it's music based off the brain waves from someone whose brain is deteriorating from the stages of alzheimers

[cloud sinew]

real but from an anti-bioessentialism POV not a "women have testerone"/"estrogen does similar things" POV

[tacit quail]

Pay Jokers for their mult and chips

[safe moat]

Like I should be real manly but then I’m notv?

[west copper]

Oh uh there’s a orientation for that

[tacit quail]

Union rate

[cloud sinew]

wdym you "should be" real manly

[safe moat]

I am not trans to my knowledge

[shadow sundial]

me when im a he they

[tacit quail]

who up he/itting themselves in the head

[cloud sinew]

do NOT tell this individual that demiboys exist /j

[tacit quail]

me when i walk into a bar

OW

[pale wolf]

its crazy how men have these nerves in their skin and muscles that let them touch and feel the world tactilely

[shadow sundial]

ttue

[night turret]

How about this

If I wanna fuck a dudes ass

[nova mantle]

i underpay my jokers and make them breath coal fumes daily sorry

[night turret]

And a woman’s ass

[nova mantle]

the grimbos yearn for the mines

[cloud sinew]

YOU DONT HAVE THE NERVE
i actually have billions

[west copper]

Is this more like a insecurity or an actual like thought that you genuinely don’t feel like you wanna be a man

[safe moat]

Testosterone I’m not a femboy but my view of manly stuff is prolly warped

[night turret]

That makes me Bi

[cloud sinew]

<@&1133519078540185692>

???

[shadow sundial]

mods kill bim

him

[west copper]

Nah hear him out

[safe moat]

No I wanna be a dude

[tacit quail]

bro

[night turret]

So mods are homophobic now

[smoky merlin]

?????

[cloud sinew]

????

[west copper]

Hear him out he’s cooking and burning the kitchen down

[nova mantle]

mods pick him for the madness's food

[night turret]

Why ping mods for this

[white zodiac]

what did i just come back to

[shadow sundial]

mods feed him to king minos' corpse

[west copper]

Listen he was cooking

Something

[cloud sinew]

the server is no NSFW and youre talking about fucking a dudes ass

[smoky merlin]

reel it in

[cloud sinew]

alright ty vonne

lawyer mentioned

[cloud sinew]

how are you meant to say your name

[night turret]

The joke or my run

[west copper]

Is your name a reference to what I think it’s referencing

Or is it like niche

[night turret]

Von-ne-gut

[zinc karma]

Where is freedom of expression?

[tacit quail]

It's okay it's the brand new 151st joker that pivots around kings and queens to provide assistance to other jokers

[safe moat]

Vo neh gue

[smoky merlin]

with the government ???

do i look like the government??

[cloud sinew]

you don't have it, this isn't the government.

[nova mantle]

taking advantage of the influx of people due to that weird bi dude, is this the optimal copy order?

[safe moat]

Hush up

[night turret]

With the us government especially

[cloud sinew]

you look like a lawyer to me

[safe moat]

Yes

[smoky merlin]

smort

[terse vale]

like what has the world come to these days smh

[tacit quail]

too many guys needs more queens

[night turret]

I’m just bi not weird

[west copper]

you sure about the second part?

[shadow sundial]

one more on sock i think you have trib glass and idol as ur xmults and only 2 retriggers

[night turret]

I know right ☹️

[safe moat]

Yeah don’t need to tell how you’re feeling pal

[smoky merlin]

sir this is a wendys the official server for a videogame

[pale wolf]

its crazy how swashbuckler is just as good as blueprint by itself

[nova mantle]

im bi too dawg but im not weird about it 😭

[west copper]

No trust it’s more accurate to balatro lore

Cause like

Perkeo

[cloud sinew]

balatro mentioned

[night turret]

Okay, I like slugterra a bit too much but that just makes me caustic

[wintry ice]

i'm bi myself

[west copper]

Or some shit

[tacit quail]

How do you guys pronounce XMult do you pronounce it "Ex-Mult" or "kssmult" or "Shkmult" or "ksem ult"

[nova mantle]

talking sum about a dudes ass go away

[night turret]

Autism

[shadow sundial]

yeah cool but you are in gamblecord not iwannafuckadudeintheass cord bruh

[cloud sinew]

autistic maybe but idk about caustic

[cloud sinew]

blorpism

[west copper]

Where can I find THAT cord

[wintry ice]

ex mult

[shadow sundial]

CRAZY

[nova mantle]

alright thank you ❤️‍🩹

[safe moat]

Is it multiplicative if you have multiple gift cards or is is exponential

[cloud sinew]

ex-mult

[wintry ice]

does this mean xmult is actually chips now

[nova mantle]

ill see how that scores

[tacit quail]

Wrong it's "My Ex Multiplied Our Divorce"

[shadow sundial]

you so welcome

[wintry ice]

because it's not mult anymore

[nova mantle]

right on it

[cloud sinew]

it's additive

[pale wolf]

ex mult
plusmult

[shadow sundial]

transitioning

[west copper]

You take the left custody and convert it to the right child support

[nova mantle]

i just need 1 cryptid and ill copy queens

[safe moat]

That’s multiplication no?

[cloud sinew]

no

[safe moat]

Multiplication simplified addition

[tacit quail]

you forgot this

[pale wolf]

It's + 2 instead of +1

[white zodiac]

1+1

[safe moat]

Exponents is simplified multiplication

[cloud sinew]

multiplication is complicated addition*

[shadow sundial]

multiplication is repeated addition*

[pale wolf]

what

[bitter rivet]

Is the answer getting rid of my boy wee? (He’s at 80, runner at 270)

[wintry ice]

is 2 pants multiplicative scaling

[cloud sinew]

division is just "how many times does this subtract if you want to reach 0", opposite is true for multiplication as well

[safe moat]

Yeah but you times that by six or 7 and also the value they add to them self

[pale wolf]

maybe shortcut

[bitter rivet]

I can’t consistently draw my straights without it tho

[safe moat]

Yeah I like animation vs math

[west copper]

Your wee is small but it can get bigger

[safe moat]

Then you’re doing it wrong

[fluid zealot]

your wee will grow

[bitter rivet]

My wee is wee

[shadow sundial]

get a ruler idk

[pale wolf]

if it's scoring you won't need more than one straight and if it's not then uuuh

[west copper]

Positive wee affirmation

[shadow sundial]

your wee is enough

[pale wolf]

i guess 270 chips is plenty

[west copper]

It’s not about the size of the wee it’s how you use it

[fluid zealot]

Are you winning in one hand? If you can manage that then you can focus on deck shaping

[bitter rivet]

It takes me 2

[bitter rivet]

2

[night turret]

I’m a butterfingers todya

[shadow sundial]

you are kenough ❤️‍🩹

[safe moat]

We’re back to balala

[night turret]

Accidentally rerolled and opened a pack I didn’t want

[west copper]

Trotro

[fluid zealot]

I think even with legendary you are going to have to pivot

[cloud sinew]

🐑 ba

[shadow sundial]

back to balala from iwannafuckadudeintheass

[night turret]

And my phones back broke too

[bitter rivet]

Probably

[west copper]

Wait can we go back?

[white zodiac]

did you finish that seed

[safe moat]

And I don’t know if I’m a dude or not

[shadow sundial]

no ❤️‍🩹

[night turret]

No mods will get on us again

[cloud sinew]

birds:

[shadow sundial]

you a he they until further notice

[safe moat]

Shooty

[cloud sinew]

PEW PEW

[west copper]

Heee hee -Jackson Micheal

[bitter rivet]

So we decided on shortcut?

[west copper]

Uhm

Get rid of

Like

You

[safe moat]

Do you really need the soul?

[cloud sinew]

its okay to not know!

[bitter rivet]

No but its funny, I mean no legendary helps me

[safe moat]

I mean but there’s no real satisfaction I get from being a female either

[safe moat]

Then don’t

[west copper]

The non binary in question

[shadow sundial]

dont tapnthe glass i think is one kf tylers best albums lyrically and with the beat

[west copper]

HOLY BALL KNOWLEDGE

[shadow sundial]

me when instead of 0 or 1 i am a 2

[west copper]

OUT OF NO WHERE

DONT TAP THE GLASSSS DONT TAP THE GLAAAASSSS

DONT TAP THE GLASS

[cloud sinew]

sure. i just mean that being unsure / not knowing doesn't make you trans automatically, just that youre questioning your identity which is very normal

[shadow sundial]

i fuck heavily with dont tap the glass

i fuck with all of tylers albums

[safe moat]

I do that every day

[west copper]

Top 2 song oat and it ain’t number 2

[safe moat]

I think I go through cris (:

[shadow sundial]

except his esrlier stuff bc its kinda just

[cloud sinew]

oat

[vocal quartz]

finally found the bull

[cloud sinew]

of all time okay sorry i thought

u were just saying like

one oat

[solid tapir]

unrelated but I wish I had access to hrt fr

[west copper]

No that’s exactly what I meant

[solid tapir]

😔

[shadow sundial]

"i killed a girl and did shit to the body ehhe" is just what tylers earlier stuff sounds like to me idk

[bitter rivet]

Trib and canio don’t matter cause abondoned. Perkeo is ass without observatory although maybe for deck fixing. Trib isn’t the best in blue stake and above, and then chicot is well chicot. So a 1/5 chance for a decent joker

Not worth

[west copper]

We don’t talk about younger Tyler

Bro was a mess

[shadow sundial]

true

[cloud sinew]

I love having money as it means I have access to HRT, it just sucks that it's so hard to get for a lot of people.

[solid tapir]

One of the few reasons I need a job, like badly.

[safe moat]

Perkeo gives consistent glass

[shadow sundial]

whats ur top 5 on dont tap the glass

[cloud sinew]

PERKEO KILLED MY GRANDMA

[shadow sundial]

no that was andrew cuomo

[solid tapir]

a friend of mine does it diy but I'm scared of doing it fr

[safe moat]

I ate my grandma

[bitter rivet]

Or just more consistent straights if I can get a death, but with no blueprint brainstorm I don’t see it being enough

[solid tapir]

crab ?

[west copper]

1: DONT TAP THE GLASS! Truly emotionally a master piece

2: doonttt tap the glaaass (hits hard)

3: don’t tap the glass (neutral abt this honestly)

4: tap the glass (evil lyric)

[safe moat]

Sad little crab once

[solid tapir]

[cloud sinew]

i took DIY HRT before getting it prescribed

[solid tapir]

shiny crab

[wintry ice]

i really want to get htr

[solid tapir]

owh

[lunar zealot]

Same

[cloud sinew]

i be hittin my road

[west copper]

Hit the road?

[lunar zealot]

it should be easy enough for me at least

[safe moat]

I liked chromokopia better

[solid tapir]

I'd ask questions but I feel like that's invasive

[safe moat]

Last song is very inspiring

[cloud sinew]

i liked IGOR cause its him dealing with being bi :3
tyler my king <3

[shadow sundial]

like him was very emotional

[west copper]

Btw for those who don’t have ball knowledge don’t tap the glass is some ai slop parody of tyler the creator that’s so genuinely unhinged it’s actually funny

[shadow sundial]

i love derailing whole topics with music

[safe moat]

That’s not the last song

[shadow sundial]

ik im just adding on

hesrt emoni

emoji

[west copper]

Bro unironically though like him was a banger

[shadow sundial]

it WAS A BANGEE

R

[wintry ice]

actually i would correct myself but i want both

[safe moat]

It doesn’t register on an emotional level with me

[west copper]

Nah like him hits home for me hard

[shadow sundial]

LIKE HIM IS A MASTER CLASS IN EMOTIONAL STORYTELLING IN LYRICISM

[west copper]

I fw it

[safe moat]

I listen for the music

[west copper]

Obviously don’t tap the glass is true lyrical storytelling but

[safe moat]

Things that give me goosebumps are good

[west copper]

🔥 🔥 🔥

[west copper]

You should listen to solace

It was the only song

[safe moat]

Whom?

[west copper]

Ever made

[west copper]

Earl

Earl sweatshirt

[serene forge]

ten thousand stars

[west copper]

It’s so crazy how it’s the only song ever made

[safe moat]

I don’t think I’ve seen it

[west copper]

Ever

[shadow sundial]

top 5 dont tap the glass sonfs
5. dont tap the glass / tweakin
4. ill take care of you feat yebba
3. dont you worry baby
2. I'll take care of you

1. ring ring ring

honorable mention to sugar on my tongue

[pale wolf]

eggternal
although i wish id taken swash from the start kinda 😬

[shadow sundial]

wait

wbyd it fo from 5 down

to 9

[west copper]

How did don’t tap the glass even get conceived, I wanna know WHY

[shadow sundial]

lmao

[west copper]

I know it’s like ai

But why

[safe moat]

That droll is lookin real contradictory rn

[shadow sundial]

acrually hilarious

[modern quiver]

where is blueprint/brainstom best? am i right in thinking i want retriggers to be even to the xmult?

[shadow sundial]

whay cards u usin

[modern quiver]

glass red seal kings, sorry should've specified

[safe moat]

All on sock for now

Make bp copy bs

[modern quiver]

with glass red seals still?

[safe moat]

Copy trib with bp

[shadow sundial]

yeah you have enough xmult

lmao

[modern quiver]

well not really im on ante 18

so its important

[safe moat]

Just die

[shadow sundial]

3 xmult jonker

[safe moat]

It’s not you last endless run ever

[shadow sundial]

can we go back to talking about music fr

[shadow sundial]

earl sweatshirt never making another sonf

[safe moat]

I listen to a wide and slim variety of music

[shadow sundial]

like frank ocean

[safe moat]

Wait till I write music

[shadow sundial]

true

[safe moat]

It’s going to be music alright

[pale wolf]

my purple joker and flash card are dead tied but i have shop reroll voucher 1 🤔

[shadow sundial]

is it gonna be better or worse than ajr

[safe moat]

Better

[lucid plank]

Wtf is this first shop!?

[safe moat]

I don’t really listen to them

[safe moat]

Ass

[shadow sundial]

flash scale more methinks...

[white zodiac]

unfortunately yes

[wintry ice]

who's ajr

[shadow sundial]

give him one listen i promise u no regret

[shadow sundial]

listen once please 😭

[safe moat]

The band

Yeah the worlds smallest violin I’m alright

[shadow sundial]

listen to thirsty by ajr

[safe moat]

Nope

[white zodiac]

some spongebob references here and there

[safe moat]

I like bbno$

[white zodiac]

that’s not an ajr song no shot

[shadow sundial]

bibinos is good

[shadow sundial]

IT IS

IT IS

[white zodiac]

uh

[white zodiac]

oh

[safe moat]

Man I feel bad for the bowler

[shadow sundial]

true

[white zodiac]

purple gobby on my screen

it’s everywhere

[shadow sundial]

hes good now tho so dont feel bad

[wintry ice]

i havd listened to the band

it's neat

[shadow sundial]

ajr is so ASS

who does ajr make music for

[white zodiac]

tiktok

[slender creek]

bbno$ is probably bottom 10 music artists imo

[shadow sundial]

youre a metalhead

[wintry ice]

bowler's design is odd

[shadow sundial]

bibinos is far from metal

[safe moat]

He’s been making consistently good music recently

[white zodiac]

that’s debatable

[safe moat]

Not sure about add

[wintry ice]

i want to learn reaper and more experimental music

[safe moat]

I like gigolo and 1-800

[wintry ice]

unfortunately all experimental music composers use logic pro

[safe moat]

Lena raine

[wintry ice]

lena raine is awesome

[pale wolf]

oh wait im dead

[white zodiac]

i’m on a jrock arc

[shadow sundial]

is that the minecraft song girl

[white zodiac]

recent luv sux album from sstp

[safe moat]

CELESTE

[white zodiac]

damn

[shadow sundial]

pigstep

[safe moat]

Was first

[wintry ice]

mainly known for celeste but yeah she's made some songs for minecraft

[shadow sundial]

too BAD!

[wintry ice]

also attack of the killer queen from deltarune

[shadow sundial]

ive never celested it

[safe moat]

You can walk yourself off a mountain

[shadow sundial]

it looks fun but

i play sifferent genres of games than that

last 2d llatformer i played was like

[safe moat]

It’s a platformer

[lyric shore]

totally fair

[shadow sundial]

new super mario bros on the wii

[safe moat]

It’s hard I had fun

[wintry ice]

i wanna play celeste but idk how good it is on keyboard

[pale wolf]

oh wait im good

[safe moat]

It’s better than controller?

[wintry ice]

it is?

[white zodiac]

arctic monkeys hotel & casino tranquility base album one of my all time favorites

[lyric shore]

most games are

[safe moat]

Oh Fs

[wintry ice]

i'm used to controllers being better for platformers

[safe moat]

I don’t know them

[shadow sundial]

im sorry but arctic monkeys fans are

so strange

[white zodiac]

darn

[white zodiac]

what

[wintry ice]

despite me really liking kb and mouse on hollow knight

[lyric shore]

celeste is maybe 50/50

[shadow sundial]

ive never met a normal arctic monkeys fan