🕹・game-discussion

[spiral cairn]

how to strat

hm alr

ima try with zodiac once

[plucky oak]

Vamp was a nat negative

[warped wave]

could I get some assistance on this?

[heavy heron]

what do you need assistance on?

[floral mural]

oh we talking straight deck fixing? remove edge ranks and play for middle straights. add more copies of the middle ranks of your straight range

[warped wave]

well this is my 324 attempt at black deck gold stake and this is one of my best runs. I really would like to not lose

[burnt topaz]

1️⃣ There was going to be negative playing cards but it was too difficult to code in.
2️⃣ There was supposed to be a joker of a dog eating homework.
3️⃣ Demo versions of Balatro had 5 antes instead of 8.

[spiral cairn]

WAIT

[burnt topaz]

Balatro 2 truths and a lie #2

[spiral cairn]

DOES RIDE THE BUS JUST INFNITE STACK ON ABANDONED DECK

[burnt topaz]

Yes

[heavy heron]

okay well smiley + chad is a good start, so you got something going.. eternal misprint will be a pain in the neck but it is what it is, and golden joker good for money but you’re going to fall off pretty soon

[amber vigil]

love the jokerless straight draws

[heavy heron]

you have a lot of money so that’s good

[amber vigil]

lovely

[spiral cairn]

thats so op

[heavy heron]

i would open the spectral for sure, i always do

[warped wave]

ok

[white zodiac]

someone crashed their bus on abandoned earlier today

[pale grotto]

Use the ankh

[willow frost]

hold on a second

[warped wave]

got immolate

[burnt topaz]

Balatro 2 truths and a Lie #2, react with what you think is the lie?

[willow frost]

purple username?

[heavy heron]

nice

[warped wave]

on it

[white zodiac]

[warped wave]

arcana for hermit?

[heavy heron]

you probably already know this but make sure you don’t go below $20-25

[warped wave]

yep interest

[heavy heron]

so yes, money if you need to find better jokers, which you do

[pale grotto]

Arcana for tribulet

[heavy heron]

so yes probably

[warped wave]

got it

[heavy heron]

you’ll need to reroll because you’re going to fall off pretty soon

[warped wave]

76 dollasrs now

[heavy heron]

if you find nothing, go next, do it again

[burnt topaz]

Wow nobody cares about the 2 truths and a lie anymore

[white zodiac]

yeah

[warped wave]

I got nothing.

[heavy heron]

then go next

you’ll have some money still so keep trying

honestly at $78 i wouldn’t reroll all the way down to $25 because rerolls get expensive

if you still have time (i.e. if you won’t die yet)

i’d save even more money like i don’t know, $35-40

[warped wave]

thats what I did

[heavy heron]

so your next rerolls are more effective

[heavy heron]

good

[warped wave]

im in next shop with a jupiter and a mega buffon pack

[heavy heron]

well are you going flushes?

[inland summit]

[buoyant ridge]

loosijg again because i cant find a stright

[heavy heron]

if so, take the jupiter

[warped wave]

yes

[heavy heron]

that’s what you get for going straights

[warped wave]

mega buffon sucked

[heavy heron]

even though you don’t have much choice

wait bro how scaled

is your straights?

[white zodiac]

why do you have bread crumbs on ante 5

[warped wave]

marble joker, runner, flash card, to do list

[lost vault]

bloodstone and aj is such a cursed combo

[heavy heron]

they spent all their money on saturns is my guess

they can’t survive ante 5 with only that crap

[inland summit]

I took them before I knew which one I was going to pivot to

[white zodiac]

so much for cherry picking

[heavy heron]

i do love cherries

who wouldn’t cherry pick

[buoyant ridge]

rule nr1: never go for straight build

[lost vault]

when in doubt go for ancient he’s like 10x better than bloodstone

[heavy heron]

none are particularly good but to do list can be good

[lost vault]

the real rule nr1 is to never disregard any hand type

[inland summit]

I got sun and hangman in the very next shop

[heavy heron]

disagree, i’ll never go straight flushes even if i have a shortcut and 4 fingers

[warped wave]

heres where I am now

[terse vale]

🥀 🥀

[lost vault]

ive gone for straight flushes and won

:3

[heavy heron]

me too

never would do it though

[lost vault]

straughts are better than flushes by miles

[heavy heron]

uhhhh

yeah you’re still stuck with crap jokers

[buoyant ridge]

should i watch balatro university ?

[lost vault]

sure

[warped wave]

I noticed.

[lost vault]

hes very good

[icy frigate]

only accessible on yellow deck or white stake ;-;

or if you skip

[inland summit]

Anyways I'm probably going to die to a dumb misplay but that moment was worth it

[heavy heron]

you really just have to try and survive until you find better jokers like you’re already fine on money and presumably planets

it’s entirely jokers atp

[warped wave]

yeah...

[heavy heron]

okay but like

also

you have a riff raff

so if you feel risky

sell something

[willow frost]

trading cards only 6 dollars wdym

[heavy heron]

and aim for the photo

so you can go photochad

[willow frost]

a lot better than the egg imo

[heavy heron]

if you think you can’t find anything better in the shop

[warped wave]

i think im dead actually

[spiral cairn]

i forgot

[heavy heron]

like the droll and golden is pretty not

worth keeping

let the riff raff cook probably

[warped wave]

im on zero discard boss and didnt draw flush

i may be cooked

[heavy heron]

BRO the water

on black deck

worst combo

that’s unlucky

[white zodiac]

rule no 2

[buoyant ridge]

mhh what can i do now ?

economy is the key

[warped wave]

I SURVIVED

[heavy heron]

rule 3

[heavy heron]

NICE

[warped wave]

ace king queen jack 10 and my mult stuff

[spiral seal]

EVIL ASS PLANT

[spiral seal]

yorick + trib run unseeded but sold it for sock

[buoyant ridge]

sometimes i play this game and extremely unsure what to do to get my desired build

[burnt topaz]

Playing Balatrodle
$8
Uncommon
Econ
No Scaling
No RNG

What joker is this

[warped wave]

this still looks bad for me...

like REALLY bad...

[spiral seal]

matador

[burnt topaz]

Honestly buy seed money?

[burnt topaz]

Matador is $7

[warped wave]

I'm worried I will lose immediately

[terse vale]

to the moon?? is to the moon scaling

[spiral seal]

im not autistic enough to remember joker prices 💀

[burnt topaz]

Costs $5, every other box ticks though

[spiral seal]

what the hell gives 8 dollars outright

oh wait it doesnt even say that

[burnt topaz]

It costs $8

[inland summit]

A poorly used Hermit

[white zodiac]

oh

[heavy heron]

i never said they were bad

[wintry ice]

midas?

[heavy heron]

i was just unconditionally saying i will never go them

[white zodiac]

ik

[spiral seal]

midas is rng and scaling no

[burnt topaz]

Costs $7, and balatrodle puts it in the “Other” category

Rather than Econ

[warped wave]

I lost... sigh*

attempt 325

...

[lyric shore]

do you want the answer or a hint? i got in 2

[burnt topaz]

Answer

[lyric shore]

||astronomer||

[inland summit]

Uh
What do I sell
Despite better judgement I turned half of my deck into hearts

[burnt topaz]

SO THATS ECON BUT MIDAS MASK ISNT?

[white zodiac]

😐

[lyric shore]

lowering prices vs enhancing cards, it kinda makes sense

[modest spade]

Kill Ancient Joker

[willow frost]

rough gem? idk man

[willow frost]

nvm what lmao

i guess so

[inland summit]

Okay understandable
I've committed to bloodstone at this point

[willow frost]

i was trying to think of a single $8 econ joker lol

[rustic oak]

Do I sell vampire for bootstraps?

Green joker is +24

[warped wave]

I'm back. Run 326

[willow frost]

gl

[twin lantern]

GOLD STICKER JIMBO

[glass creek]

Peak

[warped wave]

lost.

[terse vale]

you didn’t take the castle right

[heavy heron]

NOOOO

[cold forge]

Ngl, Ouija is the most useless spectral

It's a - hand size for a 1 in 13 chance of turning your cards into the card you want

[pine swift]

Showmans going crazy

[safe moat]

Is it guaranteed win on higher stakes almost always or should I be losing the amount of time I am during the start

[runic lark]

i can do very giod score???

[cold forge]

Maybe there's use against the plant or the mark but even then that's a 3 in 13 chance to do nothing

[buoyant ridge]

and loosing again

[runic lark]

good luck in next

[acoustic flower]

Photochad

[buoyant ridge]

pls anyone try this seed its impossible on plasma deck gold

[safe moat]

There are no vets

Shoot

[willow frost]

drilling?

[cold forge]

I mean, I guess so

It's harder so yeah, bound to lose earlier

[buoyant ridge]

three of a kind and it didnt worked out

[brave goblet]

drilling

[willow frost]

oh damn

[safe moat]

I mean but I’m struggling to get past beginning on painted and zodiac

[willow frost]

didnt know it was called that in german

[runic lark]

broooou

what i need to descard???

HELP

HELP PLEASE

[warped wave]

?

[blissful cedar]

You guys insulted me so bad abt flush and jupiter being my most used hand I stopped using them entirely

Its very upsetting

[lost vault]

thats on you brah

[warped wave]

WAIT

[runic lark]

Which card do I need to discard???

[warped wave]

did you post your hand?

[runic lark]

yes.why?

[cold forge]

Nothing

[wintry ice]

bold of the boss to assume i need queens

[runic lark]

but i need the adn

[shell seal]

why

[cold forge]

Unless you have a really good card to copy, DNA does fuckall

[warped wave]

hello again. I am still on the grind.

[cold forge]

DNA is good but it's only as good as your best card in 99% of cases

[runic lark]

i only have 5 kings🥀

[warped wave]

black deck gold stake attempt 330

[runic lark]

i need kings for more mult

[cold forge]

Hmmm

[shell seal]

whats the lvl of high card?

[cold forge]

Prolly abstract

[runic lark]

5 or 4

idkn

[shell seal]

probably hanging chat if u want to turn to a baron run

[cold forge]

Yeah, sell the abstract, take the DNA and find a chariot ASAP

[warped wave]

WAIT I MAY BE ABLE TO WIN THIS

[shell seal]

why abstract

[runic lark]

okey tysm

[runic lark]

[cold forge]

Wait yeah

[solid tapir]

winning line up fs

[cold forge]

Abstract might not be the best choice hmmm

[shell seal]

just sell hanging chad lol

[cold forge]

It's ante 6 so yeah, Chad's gotta go

[shell seal]

abstract and card sharp will help u to survive while setting up ur build

[warped wave]

This is my first deck ever to beat gold stake if so.

[cold forge]

Just don't forget to copy the DNA with blueprint

[solid tapir]

good luck

[warped wave]

thx

[shell seal]

early spare trousers always is fun

[white zodiac]

later

[brittle tendon]

God balatro on console sucks

[white zodiac]

yeah

[brittle tendon]

I swear all my skill has just disappeared ngl

[cold forge]

Anyways, I'm off, have a meme I made yesterday

See y'all

Ok what

It freaks out on mobile on my end

[haughty siren]

20 antes and no baron

[warped wave]

not trying to jynx it.

but

[haughty siren]

what even is the gameplan

2 pair?

[warped wave]

yep.

[brittle tendon]

Two pair what tho?

[warped wave]

aces 2s 3s and 5s

[brittle tendon]

Ok that deck is not that fixed wtf

[crude salmon]

(This is just a more general ordering feel free to add your own)

[haughty siren]

i dont

[warped wave]

chips mult xmult then passive.

[wintry ice]

fun run

[white zodiac]

splendid

[tardy spade]

oh dear....

[shell seal]

why 🥀

[wintry ice]

xmult mult chips other if i'm throwing for scaling

[haughty siren]

just get the + mult before the x and we good

[cold forge]

I'm back

[haughty siren]

everything else comes as it is

[cold forge]

Friend of mine didn't know you could rearrange jokers until a few weeks back

[undone laurel]

Joker balatro

[cold forge]

I mean, the alternative is, well

[shell seal]

the tutorial says it lol

[undone laurel]

I manage to learn things like this in video games pretty quickly

[shell current]

I am always shuffling me jimbos personally but I like to keep the minigame jokers (rebate, ancient, castle, etc.) towards the right generally because it feels a bit more natural to check them there

[undone laurel]

Like how you can place a big chest on a small one in Stardew Valley

Amazing QoL feature btw

[cold forge]

Nvm I can't post gifs

[simple jacinth]

triple flash card/foil lusty/vampire...

[shell seal]

some still dont know that they can sort their cards for raised fist or shoot the moon

[cold forge]

[rustic oak]

Chips, +mult, Xmult, with passives on the end or bookending them

[simple jacinth]

Triple flash is really funny honestly

Pay $5 for +6 mult

[tardy spade]

or sort their hand for scoring order with photograph and glass cards

[rustic oak]

Ayo what

[cold forge]

Ok so apparently the way I exported this works fine on PC but breaks on mobile, but only on discord because it plays fine on the browser

I am perplexed

[simple jacinth]

wait that's a thing you can do?? omg

[floral mural]

that conversion rate sounds insane but its 3 slots so it isnt

[shell seal]

you can sort your cards to get the mult (raised fiest or +13 from stm) and then the X1.5 of steels cards

[floral mural]

yesh with shoot the moon place the steel queens last in order

[shell seal]

to get more value

[simple jacinth]

...how do you think I got c++ :p

[floral mural]

listen im easily baited

[cold forge]

I am genuinely flummoxed, wtf

[floral mural]

avoiding baiting is lame i prefer helping people

[terse vale]

sometimes during suit debuff blinds I forget to put the non debuffed lowest rank to the right

[floral mural]

honest its important to remember that everything happens left to right in general in this game

thats literally it

[simple jacinth]

blinds go left to right

[shell seal]

like maths

[lone halo]

brainstorm goes right to left

[terse vale]

mario goes left to right

[hybrid tendon]

here win

[simple jacinth]

gg

[shell seal]

gg take cartomancer

[tranquil cedar]

gg take hieroglyph

[terse vale]

is your game ok
looking a big pale there mult

anyways gg go next

[burnt topaz]

I wanna try and find every reference/pun in the stupendium’s “Number Go Up”

[heavy heron]

boy would it be stupid..

[tranquil cedar]

asked the same question this Monday lol

[tranquil cedar]

gg take ramen

[sleek lodge]

gg buy celestial pack

[heavy heron]

i’d rather take nothing

LOOLL

[terse vale]

I think its trans colors cus chips is also looking kinda different

[tranquil cedar]

please never kill this type of joke it's hilarious

[heavy heron]

the baron calls my name… it asks me to die next ante

[terse vale]

either that or your game is malnourished

[tranquil cedar]

yesss you got it

[shell seal]

just take ramen and get out the shop

lol

[hybrid tendon]

it is

[warped wave]

I'm surviving. My best run was ante 6 so this ties it so far

[heavy heron]

i think it’d be smarter to just save money

[serene forge]

maddylove

[heavy heron]

i don’t need ramen

[hybrid tendon]

teto_heart

[heavy heron]

i got my boy jimbo

[shell seal]

I do, im hungry af

[terse vale]

the X in the middle could be white would be cool

[heavy heron]

oh bro you got this

[warped wave]

I hope

[heavy heron]

you’re broke af but like you’re getting somewhere

[warped wave]

my deck fixing is quite poor

[gray plaza]

Do you take 2 ectos if you're doing observatory plasma baron/mime?

[heavy heron]

well what hand are you playing?

two pair?

[warped wave]

yep

[heavy heron]

you don’t need that much deck fixing then

[shell seal]

u r going to neg econ with this but u got this

[warped wave]

you think I have this?

[dense wraith]

tbh idk what to do for this start

[heavy heron]

i’m ngl your joker lineup is really good you are on a good road even without money

just keep scaling pants

[heavy heron]

if you’re

too strong rn

[warped wave]

Ill see

[heavy heron]

i’d honestly focus on scaling pants

[warped wave]

got it

[heavy heron]

so like copy inappropriately so you don’t win too quick

but make sure you don’t die

[cedar shell]

which do i take here

[heavy heron]

that extra scaling will go really far

[heavy heron]

BUT DONT DIE

[burnt topaz]

Constellation

[heavy heron]

IF ITS NOT WORTH SCALING DONT DIE

like you’re on black deck

1 bad draw it’s over

[shell seal]

constellation probably

cuz is early

[tranquil cedar]

run is saved

[cedar shell]

what if im an econ goat

[heavy heron]

either take constellation or take campfire and sell it

[cedar shell]

i would never sell my beloved

[shell seal]

then take constellation

[burnt topaz]

Constellation is currently 8 in the joker power rankings

[cedar shell]

i heckin love campfire

[warped wave]

I got this score, so unless last boss sucks, crossing my fingers I make it.

[cedar shell]

favorite scaling xmult

[burnt topaz]

Wait campfire is rank 7 Nevermind

[heavy heron]

the only thing you might die to rn is

[shell seal]

tf is that

[heavy heron]

the needle

[warped wave]

luck.

[lone halo]

i'm asking because I saw someone who's C++ post their most played jokers and Supernova was at the top. Take supernova or open buffoon pack?

[tranquil cedar]

the evil violet vessel around the corner:

[icy frigate]

is sixth sense good here?

[burnt topaz]

A thing I made, I had other people rank the top 25 jokers that I just move based off of other people’s opinions

[heavy heron]

just play slowly, don’t make quick choices

[terse vale]

open pack

[warped wave]

ill try

[heavy heron]

C++ just means you have a lot of time on your hands, not that you’re good

supernova is good for one maybe but not for another

so like it’s not necessarily supernova here

[terse vale]

also true

[wintry ice]

supernova is good for scaling

not sure about it on black deck

[alpine talon]

I GOT BARON, MIME, BLUEPRINT AND BRAINSTORM WITHIN 4 REROLLS

[shell seal]

supernova is better later tho

[burnt topaz]

Hmm maybe

[cedar shell]

supernova is useful and easy to scale but not easy to pivot

[wintry ice]

you'd likely need to stack it on two pair

[fluid vessel]

Hey there. I play the game casually, but I'm genuinely curious as to what the optimal move would be here?

[cedar shell]

its also kinda boring

[tranquil cedar]

gg take square

[shell seal]

but with a few hands is not scaleting so much

[cedar shell]

sell lusty and walkie talkie

[fluid vessel]

Cat is at *14.5 btw

[heavy heron]

sell the lusty, sallie talkie, and maybe even lucky cat (if you plan on going much further)

[heavy heron]

still not worth it

you’re ante 11

[heavy heron]

cat will get outscaled quickly

[grim thunder]

Really funny, balatro, really funny

[shell seal]

sell baron for square joker

[burnt topaz]

The current rankings

[lone halo]

opened the pack and took Crazy joker, straights on highstake black deck wish me luck

[cedar shell]

and then just prepare for the second oops

[mint jetty]

1/3 chance 😎

[mild scaffold]

Is it just me or like, every challenge for me has been really simple to do

[tranquil cedar]

take soul and buy another joker every shop and just pray

[mild scaffold]

I haven't touched golden needle yet tho

[wintry ice]

would still move trib down

[mint jetty]

+10 dollars

[heavy heron]

keep dice blueprint and bloodstone and pray it hits blueprint

[mild scaffold]

Getting there

[warped wave]

this is where I am at right now

[alpine talon]

This is not funny

[heavy heron]

you’ll be broke, but you’re still scoring well

[shell seal]

thats why

[wintry ice]

baron moment

[cedar shell]

i wonder if blueprint should copy card sharp or if youre moving it after it goes online

[warped wave]

moving it

[mint jetty]

What did you expect, you're playing baron

[heavy heron]

make sure you check the boss as soon as you reach next ante

[wintry ice]

this run is looking neat

[alpine talon]

I am so sad

[warped wave]

got it

[mint jetty]

Baron is dogshit

[alpine talon]

I could have easily won ante 8

[grim thunder]

If it's Yorick, I might just skip every round to get its gold sticker

[alpine talon]

But I chose endless

I'm dumb

[wintry ice]

is c2 still good in an arrowhead run

[cedar shell]

62 cards in deck but not 62 kings, dedge

[alpine talon]

True

Ahhh

[heavy heron]

i love arrowhead

[heavy heron]

what’s c2?

[wintry ice]

seeing double

[shell seal]

seeing double

[burnt topaz]

Has anybody else listen to number go up or am I the only one.

[heavy heron]

i mean like if you go wild cards, c2 could be good

[brittle tendon]

All my jokers debuffed and died at the same time

Great

[heavy heron]

but i personally wouldn’t go for it

[shell seal]

whats that

[cedar shell]

i mean you had to have known that would happen though right

[burnt topaz]

Stupendium’s Balatro song

[warped wave]

oh no.

uh

[wintry ice]

i feel like still going for pairs with arrowhead

[brittle tendon]

I had banana

[cedar shell]

i thought you meant perishable mb

[brittle tendon]

Took him for mult when the others died

Cause they were perishable

And then he died

[warped wave]

I may be cooked

[brittle tendon]

Ye thats a reset

[cedar shell]

do you have any other leveled hands?

[brittle tendon]

Nah you fine

[warped wave]

with this?

[brittle tendon]

Full house into any other hand type into two pair

[heavy heron]

oh good lord

no way

[muted finch]

How can u see the effects from the jokers?

[lone halo]

take burnt and pivot to high card?

[cedar shell]

i love hitting the eye on card sharp

[wintry ice]

jokerdisplay mod

[warped wave]

card sharp wont work

[brittle tendon]

Brother fix the money situation

[shell seal]

that econ hurts my eyes

[wintry ice]

pairs

[heavy heron]

OKAY WAIT

HEAR ME OUT

you’re on a two pair build but you die to the eye

however

you have blueprint

and the duo

you have 2 rounds until boss

[brittle tendon]

Or do this

[shell seal]

ohh right, just hold r

[icy frigate]

i only got 1 spectral, but it was deja vu, so i have my red seal glass, so i think sixth sense goes here

[heavy heron]

you could pivot to 5oak or flush five by copying a good card, and it’ll still trigger the duo (and you have flat mult covered by the pants)

or

and*

[white zodiac]

classic sharp killer

[heavy heron]

find glass

find glass and copy chad

that’s how you beat this boss

[brittle tendon]

Bro he's good

[shell seal]

probably

[heavy heron]

you need to find that glass aces and copy chad

[brittle tendon]

No photochad

Just glass and full house

[heavy heron]

dude take the DNA

copy the glass aces

[shell seal]

but he is in poverty 🥀

[heavy heron]

with blueprint

[warped wave]

WITH WHAT MONEY

[heavy heron]

take the DNA, copy glass aces and that’s how you beat boss

[brittle tendon]

With no money?

[heavy heron]

isn’t the DNA rental?

[heavy heron]

WAIT

[brittle tendon]

HE HAS MINUS MONEY

[pale grotto]

Where is the world record of negative money?

[warped wave]

unbreak

[heavy heron]

NEGATIVE DOLLARS

[cedar shell]

negative dollars 😭

[heavy heron]

BROOOOOOO

[warped wave]

and -3 money

lol

[shell seal]

and it isnt rental

lol

[heavy heron]

okay new plan

you get to boss

[white zodiac]

dies

[heavy heron]

…. and dig for the glass ace

and copy chad.. and pray

[brittle tendon]

Bro is both blind and illiterate

[heavy heron]

do 4/5oak aces and copy chad play the glasses

that’s all you can do

[pale grotto]

Average balatro player

[warped wave]

sigh*.

If i have to go to attempt 331 that will suck

[heavy heron]

@warped wave make sure you use your hands first on that boss, your final hand is all that matters

save discards for the purple seal

no listen it’s not over

[brittle tendon]

Bro seriously you're good, just play full house, anything else and then two pair

[heavy heron]

you have 2 glass aces and a blueprint and chad

you can win this

use hands first

save 1 hand

discard for purple seal maybe, look for glass aces

once you find them

copy chad

you win

[cedar shell]

discard purple seal into lovers

wowowowowow

[brittle tendon]

Buy photo with what money

Like bruh

[heavy heron]

he doesn’t need photo

[brittle tendon]

You said photochad earlier for some reason

[heavy heron]

i did not

i said chad, no?

[white zodiac]

zeba±± is typing...

[shell seal]

he just said chad

[shell dagger]

proof

[pale wolf]

The one on the sheet for unseeded non endless is a mere -40 which is either not up to date or very beatable

[warped wave]

.

[heavy heron]

bro

don’t tell me

[warped wave]

I think I just lost

[brittle tendon]

cough cough

[warped wave]

I may have got luck diffed

[brittle tendon]

What who said about photo

[heavy heron]

what happened?

[cedar shell]

unmemorable X (C+, C++) is typing...

[brittle tendon]

Not me

[shell dagger]

BU got a gold stake run with like -120

[shell seal]

we're all balatro players

[shell dagger]

Plasma triple burnt and 5 rentals or smth

[heavy heron]

play glass ace first, copy chad

[pale wolf]

before a9?

[shell dagger]

Yes

[heavy heron]

go 3oak or pair, whichever has higher base mult

[pale wolf]

cool

[brittle tendon]

Ok but he's built different

[heavy heron]

you're not dead yet bro

[pale wolf]

what's your point

[shell dagger]

https://youtu.be/Y0KMOj03etE?si=M1o7YIRcm3lcz8ae

[warped wave]

to close

[heavy heron]

YEAAAAA

did the glass break??

[warped wave]

no

[heavy heron]

okay thank god

[brittle tendon]

Bro is like a god, of course he can make a build woth 5 rentals work

[pale wolf]

Man we really need a balatro world record site

[shell seal]

what lvl is ur anus?

[heavy heron]

you know what you have to do

[brittle tendon]

Having 5 rentals is like

[pale wolf]

maybe it could be incorporated to the wiki

[brittle tendon]

Death

[heavy heron]

HELLOOOOOOO

[cedar shell]

what happened to hello? how are you? my name is?

[warped wave]

help me through big blind first lol

I may just get luck diffed again

[heavy heron]

two pair spam

copy card sharp once it's ready

[pale wolf]

I just don't think that this spreadsheet that never gets updated and is really ugly to look at is the way to go

[shell seal]

play the blinds as usual

just change strategy in the boss

[warped wave]

I think I discard king, queen, jack, 9, 7

[terse vale]

buglar tooth is my assumption

[heavy heron]

hover over your deck so i see what's left

[shell dagger]

That would’ve made it better

[terse vale]

wait

[icy frigate]

:3

[terse vale]

I got it

[icy frigate]

im loving this run

[terse vale]

stencil naneinf strat

but with credit card

[pale wolf]

honestly I'm surprised that that's as far as he got

[heavy heron]

okay do you really want to tryhard this? do the misprint trick

[pale wolf]

do you think it might be viable to ankh ecto credit cards for the record @shell dagger

endless

[shell seal]

not the misprint easter egg 😭

[heavy heron]

go in options --> collection --> jokers --> find misprint on page 2 --> hover over misprint and it'll tell you what card you'll draw next

[shell dagger]

The tech was just “lucky” early rentals, insane chip scaling and playing all hands to minimise leftover hands money

[shell dagger]

Probably

[acoustic shoal]

i love balatro

[shell seal]

@warped wave what lvl is two pair?

[heavy heron]

you'll seee it glow red text occasionally, the last 2 characters will be a number and a letter, that's the card you'll draw

(so if you see 5D you're getting a 5 of diamonds)
(if you see 4S you're getting a 4 of spades next)

use this to find what your next draw will be, to find your two pair

[shell dagger]

Although spending all that money could be challenging

The deeper you go in reroll cost the harder it is to spend all your money

[warped wave]

i think 1

[heavy heron]

?!?!?!?!

YOUR CHIPS???

[pale wolf]

i mean stencil naneinf was like 90 stencils so that's automatically -180... and that's what doc got to without any special tech

probably better to just go with rentals

[shell seal]

then copying hanging chad is not viable

[shell dagger]

-1800

[pale wolf]

o

[terse vale]

truuu

[pale wolf]

no wonder i have a 4 streak

[warped wave]

what were you saying about misprint??

[heavy heron]

did you know if you have 2 credit cards you can go -40 dollars (i love lying)

[heavy heron]

scroll up

[pale wolf]

but it's true? I can't tell if you're lying about lying or

[terse vale]

lying?

[pale wolf]

this is expert level trolling

[shell dagger]

90 ankh ecto is also an undershoot, assuming brainstorm mod

[heavy heron]

go in options --> collection --> jokers --> find misprint on page 2 --> hover over misprint and it'll tell you what card you'll draw next

you'll seee it glow red text occasionally, the last 2 characters will be a number and a letter, that's the card you'll draw

(so if you see 5D you're getting a 5 of diamonds)
(if you see 4S you're getting a 4 of spades next)

use this to find what your next draw will be, to find your two pair

[pale wolf]

I don't assume filtered

[heavy heron]

it's reverse psychology

[shell seal]

@warped wave hows spare trousers looking?

[heavy heron]

making you guys think i'm lying

[shell dagger]

Well eternal cc is easier to find than eternal stencil at least

[warped wave]

11h

[mild scaffold]

And for clarification, the number 11 obviously stands for ace, it's confusing when it appears tho

[heavy heron]

you're drawing a jack of hearts next

11 = jack
12 = queen
13 = king

[mild scaffold]

It can help you draw 4 oak

[pale wolf]

I want him to hold r for 100 hours for the chance to get a useless record that nobody cares about

[mild scaffold]

Isn't it an ace of hearts or am I wrong

[warped wave]

44 mult

[shell dagger]

Might as well go to university and rack up student loan debt

[white zodiac]

ace is 14

[mild scaffold]

I could've sworn it was 11

[heavy heron]

uh... wait

[eternal anchor]

guys. Pick one

[pale wolf]

me when I'm confidently wrong

[heavy heron]

yeah 11 is jack iirc

[pale wolf]

why would it be obvious for the number after 10 to be Ace instead of Jack

[white zodiac]

or 1 idk I don't misprint

[heavy heron]

is ace really 14? wouldn't it be 1?

[shell dagger]

not gold stake so we obelisk rahhhhh

[mild scaffold]

😔 I could've sworn

[warped wave]

ace is 1...

right?

[shell dagger]

If you wanna win just banana

[pale wolf]

It's 14

which is why it gets sorted at the left instead of the right

[white zodiac]

of course

[warped wave]

huh.

[heavy heron]

look

you're drawing a jack next

use that info to find your two pair

[warped wave]

saved

[eternal anchor]

yeah I don't trust playing pairs this early because of score deficit

[pale wolf]

although technically if you think raised fists is the Paragon of information, then yes Ace actually is rank 11
but no it isnt
its 14 in game code and on misprint

[heavy heron]

it's a good trick to minimize luck

[heavy heron]

waiting for raised fist and hiker to finally work together

[white zodiac]

my misprint is still highlighted as "!"

[vestal fern]

erosion eating good rn

[pale wolf]

it would be so silly and fun

[cosmic sun]

Poop, Credit Card, and Luchador stickers

[bold gate]

madness ate it

[pale wolf]

I've never once used misprint Tech unless I was holding it in game

[shell current]

Banana because black deck

[white zodiac]

hiked chips could use some footprint detail to highlight chips added

[heavy heron]

okay now you just need to survive the boss

remember what you learned-

[white zodiac]

I just never used it lmao

[heavy heron]

negative nine dollars jesus

[white zodiac]

not even in doing streaks

[warped wave]

lol

[heavy heron]

can you show me your levels? your hand type levels

[warped wave]

theres not much to show. there all 1.

[heavy heron]

are oyu serious

BRO WHAT

[shell seal]

lol

[heavy heron]

THEN THE GLASS ACES AINT DOING ANYTHING

well you do have

fib

but like

[heavy heron]

dude jesus

no chips

[eternal anchor]

negative Showman get tf outta here

[shell dagger]

Find some chips please 🙏

[heavy heron]

i'm ngl it might be cooked

no chips

[shell seal]

🥀

[heavy heron]

😭

[white zodiac]

he has -4 dolaa

it's so walahi

[heavy heron]

what about 4oak aces, 2 of them glass? 1 ace beginning, 1 ace end... same joker lineup

[shell dagger]

Steal

[warped wave]

so two pair, pair, full house, and I may win?

[shell seal]

that greedy

[heavy heron]

he might win with 4oak aces

[heavy heron]

he has no choice

it's the eye

[heavy heron]

nono hold on

[heavy heron]

wait what site is this

[shell dagger]

Oh the eye

[heavy heron]

i forget

lemme do some math

[shell dagger]

Ye ur cooked dawg

[heavy heron]

look

you have 2 glass aces

and a fibonacci

[heavy heron]

YEAH

THATS THE WAY

[white zodiac]

whatever highest card score combinations you could achieve

[heavy heron]

THATS THE WAY

[tawdry burrow]

hooooooooo

[warped wave]

...

[shell seal]

https://efhiii.github.io/balatro-calculator/?h=YADADSKgeS6AAqGsCAAIZAwBgDI

[urban wren]

Do I sell invis or dna here? No hand size vouchers

[warped wave]

this is the plan...

[heavy heron]

you're dead otherwise

[cosmic sun]

technically chadley is giving a tiny amount of chips

[spiral cairn]

balatro

[cosmic sun]

💀

[spiral cairn]

more like

[heavy heron]

4oak has enough chips

[spiral cairn]

balls

[heavy heron]

two pair won't carry you

[warped wave]

LUCK IS MY BEST SHOT?!?!

[heavy heron]

at level 1

[shell dagger]

Dna u need more money

[shell seal]

i mean

[heavy heron]

i mean like you have 7 aces

[shell seal]

with that econ

[heavy heron]

it's not too unrealistic

[warped wave]

I salute you all.

it begins

[lyric shore]

is card sharp on in this 😭

[tawdry burrow]

is that 111 cards

[spiral cairn]

6 7 ????

[heavy heron]

there's no otehr way

[spiral cairn]

IS THAT 6 7?

[shell seal]

is not

[urban wren]

Ante 1 dna goes hard

[warped wave]

the eye is boss

[spiral cairn]

why i cant send stickers

mod people

[urban wren]

And a red seal king in the first pack I opened

[lyric shore]

oh right

[white zodiac]

post incident rule

[modest spade]

To avoid spam idk

[tawdry burrow]

i mean you did try twice
and THE INCIDENT

[spiral cairn]

what

[spiral cairn]

what incident

[tawdry burrow]

we don't talk about THE INCIDENT

[white zodiac]

im not allowed to talk about ut

it

[spiral cairn]

did someone like

[white zodiac]

yes

[tawdry burrow]

correct

[spiral cairn]

dawg i didnt even finish my sentence

[shell seal]

hoolyyy

[white zodiac]

yeah

[spiral cairn]

i was gonna say did someone get diddled

[hybrid tendon]

me when I win

[modest spade]

A mod pinged everyone

[spiral cairn]

and

then

[tawdry burrow]

"does this work"

[heavy heron]

find the last ace

[shell seal]

u still need one more glass

[white zodiac]

no not that one

[warped wave]

with plus aces does copy ballot win?

[tawdry burrow]

god 400k verdant leaf

[spiral cairn]

let me send stickers plij mods

[modest spade]

What incident then

[spiral cairn]

OH SHIT

WAIT

[white zodiac]

the gif incident

[spiral cairn]

I DIDNT THINK

[tawdry burrow]

what the hell was that UFO looking ass sticker

[shell seal]

ye, but put the glass car in front

[spiral cairn]

YOU COULD

[warped wave]

just in case

[spiral cairn]

PING THE ROLE

[white zodiac]

😐

[lyric shore]

as if an @everyone is an incident

[spiral cairn]

WAIT

[tawdry burrow]

:\

[spiral cairn]

WHY AM I ALLOWED TO PING THE ROLE

[heavy heron]

the hierophanted ones? not a chance

[tawdry burrow]

in case shit happens

[spiral cairn]

BUT I CANT SEND STICKERS

gang

[white zodiac]

anyone is allowed in case of spam

or tos

[spiral cairn]

oh

[tawdry burrow]

keeps chat clean
prevents spam
THE INCIDENT

[warped wave]

well this has to win.

[modest spade]

It's to call mods in case of spam or to report anything generally

[heavy heron]

i'm ngl dude i'd play the 10, 10, 9, 9 and the non-upgraded ace

[brave goblet]

The everyone ping isn't pinging anyone I think lol

[white zodiac]

don't ping nonsense

[heavy heron]

you HAVE to find the glass one

[spiral cairn]

big boy

[heavy heron]

oh dude

wait

[spiral cairn]

what incident

[brave goblet]

pinging mods is a different story

[white zodiac]

oh no

[shell seal]

thats enough

[heavy heron]

PUT GLASS FIRST

COPY CHAD

[warped wave]

whats the layout, what am i cpoying

[spiral cairn]

can i send gifs?

[heavy heron]

YOU SHOULD WIN

[tawdry burrow]

you heard the japanese guy
we don't talk about THE INCIDENT

[heavy heron]

ITS FLUSH FIVE

[modest spade]

Why are you copying Card Sharp against The Eye...

[haughty carbon]

Hk bug pfp

[spiral cairn]

no i cannot

[heavy heron]

YOU WIN

put glass first

copy chad

[brave goblet]

if card sharp loses to the eye, does that mean he has no eyes behind his sunglasses?

[tawdry burrow]

cyclops

[heavy heron]

glass first, copy chad

flush five

[brave goblet]

card blunt

[worldly sphinx]

I hate rentals. That is all. Bye

[rancid widget]

who do i murder for bp

[tawdry burrow]

the eternal print

[heavy heron]

the first guy

[shell seal]

crafty joker

[tawdry burrow]

yeah crafty probably

[warped wave]

LETS GO

[spiral cairn]

two pair joker

[spiral cairn]

crafty

[spiral cairn]

NICE

[heavy heron]

it's not over yet

check ante 8 boss immediately

[tawdry burrow]

congrats brother

[modest spade]

Chad maybe unless you have cards worth retriggering

[shell seal]

next boss

[spiral cairn]

beat the gokd stake i believe

[shell seal]

who is it

[warped wave]

uhhhhh

[rancid widget]

but i have literally zero other scoring methods

[spiral cairn]

if only he had chicot

[heavy heron]

oh hell

[tawdry burrow]

well that's not good

[heavy heron]

i mean like.... here's the thing

[spiral cairn]

uh

[warped wave]

the glass also broke...

[heavy heron]

okay hear me out you have 2 strategies

[shell seal]

gamble with space joker

[heavy heron]

OH NO

[shell seal]

lol

[spiral cairn]

.

[heavy heron]

okay well you have another

[white zodiac]

the pants are off

[tawdry burrow]

oh yeah why does everyone have c++ in their names again

[spiral cairn]

i have a strategy for you

avery

[full iris]

whats the interaction here?

[spiral cairn]

pray

[tawdry burrow]

what does the programming language have to do with a game made in LUA

[white zodiac]

to gloat

[heavy heron]

in theory, you could sell card sharp during the boss and do the exact same thing (flush five, 1 glass ace at beginning, copy chad), it'll be enough

[lyric shore]

one dies

[spiral cairn]

its gonna sell the mad

[tawdry burrow]

madness eats madness

[tender quarry]

Needs more context. If you have good enough scoring off levels, crafty. If you have lucky cards or gold seals, probably rebate. If you don't, chad.

[spiral cairn]

and then keep increasing without selling

[shell seal]

first madness will kill the other

[full iris]

resulting in 1 madness or 0?

[tawdry burrow]

uh question still stands ig

[modest spade]

It stands for Completionist++ the rarest achievement in the game

[tawdry burrow]

ah

[warped wave]

oh wait. Can i play two pair then sell fib, then copy card sharp?

[tawdry burrow]

1

[heavy heron]

what is your trousers at?

[warped wave]

52

[heavy heron]

uhhh

[eternal anchor]

one of my earliest Cavendishes

[spiral cairn]

also is there no rule

[heavy heron]

the biggest problem is that you have no chips

[spiral cairn]

channel

[heavy heron]

two pair is going to score very little

that's why i keep pushing your 4oak/5oak

it already has chips

[warped wave]

lets get through small and big blind first then we can figure it out

[hybrid tendon]

thanks for the free win judgmenet tarot card form hit game balatro

[heavy heron]

or

skip

if you think you won't survive

listen you only have

1 glass ace left

if you have to skip, skip

[warped wave]

tbf

[heavy heron]

you're too broke to find anything in shops

[floral mural]

because you can sell baron for obelisk thats good

[modest spade]

Good ragebait

[heavy heron]

there's no point in playing the blinds

you're too broke

[modest spade]

Almost fell for it

[white zodiac]

careful now

[shy abyss]

bc they want to flex

[tender quarry]

Obby 😍

[heavy heron]

the shops will offer you nothing

[white zodiac]

licks 👅

[warped wave]

can we do the calcs for if i live? because I have a coupon tag

[tawdry burrow]

welp i'll have a DIFFERENT and completely unknown programming language

[white zodiac]

google balatro calculator

[heavy heron]

uhh....... well what's your game plan?

what is there to calculate?

[cedar shell]

theyre not flexing their coding knowledge

[warped wave]

what shoud i sell at verdant?

[tawdry burrow]

i know

[heavy heron]

well here's the thing

[warped wave]

If i cant win it, I have to coupon tag

and go for glass in a tarot pack

[heavy heron]

if you are scoring enough WITH card sharp to reach 400k, maybe don't sell card sharp

but we already know

[tawdry burrow]

it's just funny to have a programming language that like 2 people here know about

[shell seal]

let me see ur deck

[heavy heron]

just one glass is all you need to survive

we already know that

so card sharp you can sell

to counter verdant leaf

but also, hard to draw

but if you go

two pairs

[heavy heron]

you have 0 chips

it's at level 1

[shell seal]

Dont sell anything until getting ur hand

[patent topaz]

What should I get

[heavy heron]

let's say you survive big blind and get the coupon tag going

what are you looking for in the shop?

[cosmic sun]

half

[heavy heron]

you're only looking for justice + deaths

[white zodiac]

1/2

[warped wave]

to late

[cedar shell]

i wish balatro would show your winningest jokers as well as your most used

[heavy heron]

okay so.... here's what you do

[cosmic sun]

looking for 4oak?

[white zodiac]

oh

[warped wave]

I was thinking glass tarot if i got coupon

[brittle tendon]

Omg

[spiral cairn]

vonne

why you ping

[heavy heron]

uhh... damn

lemme think

[spiral cairn]

@smoky merlin

[brittle tendon]

No seriously playing on playstation is cancer