🕹・game-discussion

[north schooner]

If you're surviving by playing 5 glass, no you're not

[wintry ice]

name a situation before ante 9 where you need that much scoring

[shell dagger]

I can say numbers too but it doesn’t do anything for my argument

[serene forge]

damn, i didn't realize triboulet is a flat mult joker

[terse vale]

whats the 5 doing there

[white zodiac]

in what world am I going to go into a run expecting this

[terse vale]

playing 5 glass is rare lmao

[shell dagger]

How did you forget 1.5^20x mult (I have 20 trading cards and baseball card)

[alpine talon]

5 glass cards

Yk what

[serene forge]

if you're relying on more than 1 glass card for scoring before ante 8 you're already kind of screwed

[alpine talon]

I'm convinced

[serene forge]

it's like relying on lucky card mult

[cloud sinew]

the last time i played 5 glass in a hand was when i played fragile on switch, and before that it was like 80 hours of gameplay since the last time.

[terse vale]

trib is x32 yes I get it now

[alpine talon]

I'll literally pick meta jokers from now on

[white zodiac]

[alpine talon]

Always

[wintry ice]

what do people think about round 1 eternal rental cert

[cloud sinew]

why would you not do this...

[alpine nest]

I just fumbled a nan attempt so bad

[unborn cliff]

no glass is good because it provides x2^5 which gives you exactly 1 more ante in most cases in endless 🤓

[alpine talon]

I always pick xmult jokers and dna

[alpine nest]

I needed literally 1 death to beat ante 24 and I didn't roll for it

[unborn cliff]

rental 👎

[alpine talon]

What about I freshen up my gameplay

[serene forge]

what xmult jokers exactly

[alpine talon]

It's a gold seal

[wintry ice]

any strat will seem good if you force it

[serene forge]

baron photograph?

[unborn cliff]

evil gold seal

[serene forge]

bloodstone even?

[white zodiac]

throwback

[heady narwhal]

sounds fun if you're not goint for win streaks

[vocal quartz]

don’t mind if i do

[wintry ice]

i'm taking it because it's funny

[shell dagger]

Freshen up gameplay is fine, claiming that the fresh strat are better is questionable

[terse vale]

bloodstone is literally x7.5 mult how could anyone not want it

[median crystal]

what sell

[unborn cliff]

throwback steel joker lucky cat withj no retriggers

[vocal quartz]

i’m so stupid i fumbled an ante 3 yorick + poly burnt joker because i didn’t read the boss blind 😔

[north schooner]

cert vs vagabond is tough because of the compounding value of all the tarots

[alpine talon]

How is it forcing if I'm winning

[wintry ice]

i just voluntarily lost mine because i didn't want to go through a run where i missed full house twice with a two pair in hand

[alpine talon]

I don't pick these xmults

[cloud sinew]

because you could win more often if you made different choices.
if you make a suboptimal choice because of a preference then you "forced" it

[white zodiac]

cherry picking your shops to get the run you want

[wintry ice]

you're always going for that strategy

[alpine talon]

I pick photochad and glass cards

[white zodiac]

oh

[unborn cliff]

🐴

[white zodiac]

[wintry ice]

that's catexplosion not cat_fire

[shell dagger]

I finish games with 5 glass cards for fun sometimes but I don’t go and praise dna afterwards

[white zodiac]

mb

[wintry ice]

taking the cert was a good idea

[cloud sinew]

can you list all "value generators" and ill rank them and see how mine lines up

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[shell dagger]

Reaction bait

[white zodiac]

i pick showman up to then later receive four card sharps. that doesn't make me kneel down to showman after the run ends

[wintry ice]

heck yeah

[cloud sinew]

cert on abandoned is also goated

[shell dagger]

Fuh yeh that full house almost wins then u can pair

[white zodiac]

finish the string

yuh

[shell dagger]

pluh

[late helm]

bp in judgement has to be top 3 feelings ever

[wintry ice]

shit

[white zodiac]

what

[heady narwhal]

how about "anything that doesn't directly give you points and also isn't blueprint/brainstorm". that definition sucks but like

[shell dagger]

oops!

[white zodiac]

[wintry ice]

i depended on lusty a bit too much

[cloud sinew]

:(

[shell dagger]

Juggler

[wintry ice]

do i still try the buffoon pack

or do i just take green man and leave

[cloud sinew]

do retriggers "directly give you points"

[shell dagger]

Green man

[white zodiac]

greeny

[heady narwhal]

i use juggler for value generation

[shell dagger]

I use scoring jokers for value generation because I get more hands money

[heady narwhal]

i think i included retriggers when i made a tierlist of value generators a while ago

[wintry ice]

also i was trying to use the blue seal for straights

2 of them wasn't enough

as you can see

[cloud sinew]

what about space joker or hiker

[white zodiac]

my bad I got too excited

[wintry ice]

hiker directly scores

[heady narwhal]

i think spoker counts, but hiker doesn't because it's useless

[alpine talon]

I'm back

[cloud sinew]

it adds to the next scoring event, not the current one.

[alpine talon]

Actually

[white zodiac]

not on the hand you play it
I assume that's what they meant

[lone halo]

always check the arcana pack

[alpine talon]

Can I improve our relationship by glazing the pants

Pants are so good

[white zodiac]

😐

[alpine talon]

They give so much mylt

[heady narwhal]

anyways i'd just go based on vibes

[wintry ice]

pants is great

[alpine talon]

YEAHH I KNOW RIGHT?

And guys I actually think purple seals are amazing

[wintry ice]

they are keeping me warm in this weirdly cold spring

[alpine talon]

Really

No joke

[north schooner]

I've turned a corner on pants and they're good now

[serene forge]

😐

[alpine talon]

Always have been 🥹🥹🥹🫩🤪🤪🤪🌷🤪🤶🍘💔

[north schooner]

YGD

[alpine talon]

Oh and blueprint is good too guys

Do you like me now 🤭

[ruby trail]

what do i take here

[alpine talon]

Hey

Whoever it was

I have had

Enough

[shell dagger]

a better screenshot

[alpine talon]

You

Get out

[wintry ice]

do people like taking planet or standard packs with this kind of econ

[north schooner]

I need some pants to insulate me from all these cold takes

[white zodiac]

preferably nothing

and more room to see

[wintry ice]

screenshot the full screen

[wintry ice]

i'd take red seal stone for chips

[shell dagger]

thanks

[alpine talon]

Nah

[white zodiac]

I have several questions

[shell dagger]

the gold seal is pretty good i yhink

[cloud sinew]

how do you feel about this list (unranked)

[wintry ice]

that too

[lone halo]

I know I'm gonna bungle this run

[alpine talon]

It's horrible never cook again

[white zodiac]

are these all non direct scoring jokers

[alpine talon]

Seriously how did you spam so many horse reactions

[wintry ice]

amelia and their whole ass cavalry

[cloud sinew]

"value generators"

[north schooner]

How are you scoring?

[terse vale]

chat what do I take

[wintry ice]

quit horsing around girl

[alpine talon]

Dogging me atp

[wintry ice]

space joker!!!

[wintry ice]

and a hermit on arcana

[cloud sinew]

huge

[lone halo]

getting lucky with King/Queen two pairs and full houses

[wintry ice]

that's quite hoarse

get i

[lost vault]

gay homeless man

[wintry ice]

because

[lost vault]

and hes op

[lone halo]

it was Yorick

[north schooner]

+mult stat

[wintry ice]

does it make sense to go 3oak over pairs

[north schooner]

Sell trib, reroll for +mult

[still frost]

It's abandoned so probably?

[north schooner]

probably not

[shell seal]

In that deck maybe

[wintry ice]

be there or be square

my ass:

[lone halo]

would Spaceman be ok for +mult? my econ is hurting

[north schooner]

Oh yeah, changed my mind

[west hemlock]

Better than mine

[shell dagger]

I’d take jimbo here

[lone halo]

or should I open the celestial pack

[brave goblet]

The rare wild card build

[north schooner]

Jimbo is more consistent

[shell seal]

What lvl is ur main hand?

[wintry ice]

space joker has triggered on everything but pairs

[white zodiac]

jimbo is atm x2-4 mult

[wintry ice]

awesome

[lone halo]

I haven't leveled any hands yet. I guess I need Jimbo, I'd have a little $ left over too

[shell seal]

Like always, nothing new

Triggered by random hands but never for ur main

[north schooner]

Passed the club and the head?

[wintry ice]

atleast i get to use 4oak for safety

[brave goblet]

yeah

[shell seal]

Yep

[north schooner]

Oh nm you already won

[brave goblet]

Or at least I think I did

I actually passed on a boss reroll voucher 💀

[shell seal]

Try to get ur econ going cuz it hurts to look at

[wintry ice]

ncie

[thorn imp]

Why can popcorn be perishable

[shell seal]

Cuz is funny

[wintry ice]

even more nice

[brave goblet]

just to troll you, it doesn't even do anything cause like bean it dies and perishes at the same time

[white zodiac]

fashion

[brave goblet]

Just take it and sacrifice 1 mult for 1 tarot

[north schooner]

Skipping is usually enough to manage ancient joker, but with that many wild cards it's more dangerous, not less

[brave goblet]

Yeah it's crazy how fragile that build was

many reasons I hate ancient joker

[north schooner]

Never left it out for too long, have you?

[lone halo]

taking chad and getting out of 5card hands right?

[brave goblet]

I didn't even use lovers specifically that much, it was mostly death lol

[brave goblet]

why would you get out of five card hands? five cards makes triboulet exponentially more powerful

[cloud sinew]

a little rough but its mostly there

[wintry ice]

inclined to take red seal stone

[lone halo]

chad is 4x right?

[wintry ice]

i'd move trading card up

[left sorrel]

Invis...?

[lone halo]

with trib

[wintry ice]

feels weird to see riff raff in the same tier as dna and gold ticket

[brave goblet]

yeah

[shell seal]

Ye

[wintry ice]

also hallucination that low?

[cloud sinew]

riff is typically only worth it in the first few antes

[still frost]

Hallucination and 8Ball feel like they should be up a bit more, at the least hallucination

[wintry ice]

that kind of goes for golden joker too

[cloud sinew]

not true at all

[wintry ice]

and the impact that riff raff can make is far greater

[cloud sinew]

$ generation is worth it until like a7+

[shell seal]

Hallucination should be up a bit

[north schooner]

Dice, gift card, chaos, and ticket are A-

[wintry ice]

as it could get you a good scoring joker that you might have not seen

i'd move ticket down

[shell seal]

Mime is no great most of the time, midas mask too

[cloud sinew]

can you please say "should be" and not "are", i got confused. i thought you were saying that I placed them there

[north schooner]

haha, sorry

[cloud sinew]

if ticket didnt have a prerequisite id agree

but only appearing when you have golds makes ticket a lot less niche

[north schooner]

on the fence about faceless here

[wintry ice]

most of the time it's like 2-3$ per round

which is less than what i'd expect from cartomancer or even rough gem

[terse vale]

yesss hello madness

[floral mural]

madness and a directors cut nice

lets you dodge bad boss blinds

[north schooner]

My experience with matador is that it's extremely situational. Like yeah, you can farm $32 in a single round, but only at most once per ante, and it's also possible to not get a single boss that works with it.

[white zodiac]

at worst it's like a consolation prize for no inherent risk of discarding or playing less cards

[floral mural]

i take matador if i have a slot and the upcoming boss works with it

and then its instantly sold after

like its probably meant to be long lasting but why would i keep it over anything else

after gettinf that value

[north schooner]

Retriggers with ticket make it on par with rebate with copy jokers, and Chad is common.

[rapid cargo]

Zirconium Pants.

[wintry ice]

which i still feel is worse than the value that riff raff, cartomancer and chaos would bring you

[river slate]

hello balatro ppl

[white zodiac]

matador works on roughly half of the boss blinds in the game

[cold finch]

Did i just win

[floral mural]

golden ticket is really strong with retriggers but it is a nicher econ option. still econ tho

[north schooner]

Yeah my only experience with holding matador was for the sticker, and every single boss blind was incompatible

[white zodiac]

working with retriggers and being able to play multiple hands with them is like its selling point of taking it

[wintry ice]

yeah

[river slate]

what should i go for with the abandoned deck

[wintry ice]

awesome

[cold finch]

nvmm fuck bluestake ong

[wintry ice]

that foil 3 is going to be very powerful

[floral mural]

straights are really easy but any strat gets boosted from the smaller decks consistency

[river slate]

i was thinking going for a hack run

[wintry ice]

straights, 3oak or the usual pair

[river slate]

haven't got a good one in a while

i will go for 3oak

[north schooner]

Hard to force, but you can certainly prep for it

[wintry ice]

wacky

[floral mural]

i usually go for full house on abandoned round 1 since flushes and straights score less one shots without face cards

[river slate]

looking good for now

[coarse silo]

Is this naneinf territory /s

[north schooner]

I want to sell fib for magician even though it means death

[wintry ice]

lol

lmao

[river slate]

o just bought it in that shop 😭

[north schooner]

Fib is great

[river slate]

no

[north schooner]

good purchase

[coarse silo]

Why

[river slate]

you are not on plasma no perkeo

[coarse silo]

Oh

🙁

[river slate]

not even on ghost

to find ecots

[lone halo]

so far so good. until I hit the plant I guess

[north schooner]

By age 35 you should have at least half your jokers be blueprint or brainstorm

[white zodiac]

flat mult nowhere to be found

[north schooner]

Glass saves

[coarse silo]

Mf how did you get 2 legendaries by ante 4

[lone halo]

by round 4 actually

[white zodiac]

scroll up ferociously

[river slate]

vag is obv a purchase but idk if i want to go with the family

if it wasn't eternal maybe

[white zodiac]

not on round 4

[north schooner]

"vag is obv a purchase" 🤨

[river slate]

😭

yes i buy ppl

i am in the 1700s

[lone halo]

i live for vag

[wintry ice]

this build is so goofy

[river slate]

any suggestion before i roll?

[river slate]

do you sell allucination for that?

[wintry ice]

yea

[river slate]

fair

[pale wolf]

hey guys what if hiker

[river slate]

how's the deck looking

[north schooner]

For acrobat?

[wintry ice]

and trading card because it has done enough

[wintry ice]

a little rocky

[river slate]

we love rocky decks

[white zodiac]

that'd be nice

[north schooner]

Oh ante 8 perishable, nm

[strong cedar]

Y’all know shits crazy when you get 8^2 pairs played before the end of ante 8 because of two burglars, a square joker, a supernova, and baseball card 🔥

[north schooner]

Time for an obelisk

[river slate]

fr

[pale wolf]

could have played even more pairs without supernova 🙂

[lone halo]

this is my kinda black deck run!

[river slate]

would be an insane obelisk run

[wintry ice]

breh

[strong cedar]

if I didn’t have supernova I’d probably be dead

[left echo]

Balatrula Flow is on Makeship?!

[wintry ice]

oh my stone cards are deactivated for the boss blind

goodbye duo

[pale wolf]

how

[river slate]

lmao

[atomic forum]

i expected golden needle to be harder

[north schooner]

Why do ppl say black deck is hard???

[wintry ice]

that was fun

[wintry ice]

leaf

[river slate]

unluckyst luckyest player

[cloud sinew]

leaf or pareidolia vs plant

[white zodiac]

shrimple

[atomic forum]

im sure i didnt just get lucky

[north schooner]

Same, took me maybe 3 tries

[willow frost]

luckiest*? idk if you were joking or not sorry lol

[cold finch]

hmms

[cloud sinew]

why didnt you sell out of rocket smh

[atomic forum]

funny

[river slate]

welp

[north schooner]

I did not expect that

[simple jacinth]

so many pairs, without consequence

[north schooner]

game over man

[simple jacinth]

Chicot and showman golded

and for the curious, the wraith had an invisible in it, which I've already gold staked

[north schooner]

That's a shiny banana

[simple jacinth]

on mobile Chicot is my second legendary gold staked, where on PC it was my last

yeah it looks so good animated

[cloud sinew]

i actually never thought about wraith/ghost deck savescum for rare stickers...

[simple jacinth]

My endgame is usually find ecto so I can wraith for a rare and get them out of the way

[north schooner]

I just need to find a wraith with popcorn in it

[simple jacinth]

I don't actually know if I have any rares left

[simple jacinth]

good luck

[north schooner]

what's my list now...
Wrathful
Mime
Pareidolia
Burglar
Sixth Sense
Turtle Bean
Popcorn
Wee
Idol
Hit the Road
Perkeo

[vocal rose]

pareidolia son or throwback daughter

[cloud sinew]

you still have the 2 worst stickers left...

[north schooner]

popcorn bean?

yeah...

[simple jacinth]

Huh, I've actually only got Campfire left to gold sticker on rares

[vocal rose]

surprised

[wintry ice]

this might go well with what i'm doing

[vocal rose]

campfire is just something that would naturally happen

[north schooner]

I literally never get wee

[wintry ice]

rare hearts flush build

[vocal rose]

did the head pass already

[simple jacinth]

wishing you a good bloodstone

[wintry ice]

yea

[wintry ice]

might be the only case i'm taking it

[cloud sinew]

what did you skip for

[wintry ice]

investment

[cloud sinew]

sick

[wintry ice]

speculative mime was on ante 1 too

[north schooner]

throwback run was epic

[north schooner]

I did have a burglar in this one but had to sell for cardsharp to win

[wintry ice]

awesome

okay things are getting concerning now

scoring wise

[river slate]

do i ecto?

[lone halo]

anyone want this seed when i'm done lol

[river slate]

i was thinking ecto+ wraith

[north schooner]

You have plenty of open joker slots

[wintry ice]

thank god i kept bones

this is not good for my mental health

[river slate]

uuhh kinda yes

im only scoring 80k avg

[vocal rose]

no you immolate

[river slate]

that was obv

[wintry ice]

that did not last

worst run of all time

[strong cedar]

God damn

[ocean lily]

I had such a banger run, if only i got barron aswell):

[wintry ice]

g

[strong cedar]

103 pairs

[ocean lily]

Btw i barely lost my 1st on the edge challenge (by like 200k)

[willow frost]

thats not barely, wtf

[lone halo]

who was saying I needed flat mult again

[wintry ice]

do i sell a wee for this license

[north schooner]

You know those burglars that are, like... double burglars?

[lone halo]

this run man. not even the negative skip tag punishes

probably the luckiest run i've had, considering I still only play to ante 8 then quit

[river slate]

BRO

I JUST SAVED MY RUN

[median crystal]

welp thats how it ends

[river slate]

i was playing to get vag value

in the needle

i was quick enought to press esc

and it didn't register my hand played

[shy abyss]

then you have two quests instead of one

[atomic forum]

first tried cruelty afterwards

[wintry ice]

i can copy enhancements while i copy 2s

[atomic forum]

only one challenge remains

[willow frost]

ok cruelty was not difficult ill be 100%

[atomic forum]

then the balatro shall meet its end

[willow frost]

gl

emphasis on luck

[woven tree]

i hate you plant

[river slate]

high quality picture

[ruby trail]

is this the best setup

[willow frost]

number 1 plasma hater is here

[river slate]

i am

[woven tree]

yea its cz i play it on ps and i usually play while im on my bed so i zoom the pic and it looses quality

[river slate]

ohh okok

[late helm]

Ive just been devouring gold stakes lately, only took me 200 hours to figure it out

[ruby trail]

is this the best setup

loyalty card is active

and idol is on king of hearts

[shell dagger]

Copy idol twice

[lone halo]

lol it's been black death run after run then I get ALL the good luck on this one

[ruby trail]

with blueprint and brainstorm

[shell dagger]

Yes

[ruby trail]

alr

[river slate]

alr deck is setted

i just need scoring now

[heady narwhal]

i'd personally put riff raff and egg a bit higher. riff raff's only good in like one situation (very early game) but it's the situation where value generation can have the most drastic effects on a run, and it's pretty much the best possible thing you can get in that one situation

as for egg i just think it's fun (also i play zodiac deck a lot)

[glad ivy]

whats yall fav hand

[shell seal]

Oops all 5s

[ruby trail]

three of a kind

[river slate]

frfr

[glad ivy]

Full house 🙏🏻

[ocean lily]

Why is showman so low!?

[lost vault]

because he fucking sucks

[ocean lily]

But he can give you anything, even another showman

[lone halo]

is e13 on ante 8 any good

[shell seal]

Dont listen showman

They dont know what they r saying

[lost vault]

woah!

[river slate]

do i sell driver?

[lost vault]

i know from personal experience that he sucks

[shell seal]

Now thats a good showman

[shell seal]

Main hand?

[river slate]

flush 5

if i sell driver i have to use my glass

[shell seal]

Mmm

[river slate]

i don't have a xmult

[shell seal]

I think scaling eris is better than fib rn

Fib is like +80

[river slate]

it's +150

i have red seals

[shell seal]

Ah

I didnt see the bp

[cloud sinew]

because he fucking sucks

[ocean lily]

But he can give you anything, even another showman

[river slate]

im selling driver

and hope to get a idol

[cloud sinew]

he can also make you get worse stuff than you would've without showman

[soft trout]

all roads lead to pair slop

bruh.

bruh.

bruh.

[shell seal]

+240 if u copy fib and +120 copying hack I think

[lost vault]

thanks… for slopping by.

[lone halo]

here's the seed if anyone wants to try, insanely lucky run, e14 best hand

[river slate]

still worth to copy hack for glass

[shell seal]

Whats the base mult from 5flush?

[shell seal]

Ye

[river slate]

40

[shell seal]

And lucky cards

[shell seal]

Then +320

[river slate]

i didn't find blood stone or idol in the wholre run

it's insane

[shell seal]

If u copy drivers license

[soft trout]

dude.

what do i need all these stinky rare jokers for anyway

[lone halo]

acrobat run with 5 hands. fun

[river slate]

@shell seal dw

[minor portal]

It's true acrobatics

[river slate]

it's lost

don't even stress over it

[shell seal]

[median crystal]

trying to go king high card rn do i get it

[shell seal]

I just wanted to do some quick math cuz I dont have nothing to do lol

[river slate]

o7

[shell seal]

o7

[soft trout]

whatever man

i don't like any of these jokers

(i actually dont have much of a use for it rn)

[river slate]

i mean im still happy i was going for ante 8 anyway, it just happend to be a really good run

[shell seal]

Probably for burnt

[median crystal]

nah burnt op

[soft trout]

ante 4 gween...?!

[river slate]

how's the deck looking?

<@&1133519078540185692>

[minor portal]

thanks elon

[shell seal]

I mean... You are getting 1 lvl on high card that u cant use cuz the lack of baron

[minor portal]

will be using this free money glitch rn

[lone halo]

grok the football player?

[soft trout]

vanilla ass deck

[lone halo]

oh that's gronk

[river slate]

me too

[median crystal]

2

[simple bronze]

help i my house

[river slate]

i mean you litterally have no use for mime didn't get a big loss

[soft trout]

I'll take green over trading card i think

[shell seal]

I didnt see the brainstorm

Then sell brainstorm

Lol

[river slate]

how much on nova?

[simple bronze]

is this ggs?

[river slate]

nahhh

[soft trout]

like 8

[river slate]

gamble it all on the celestial pack

[river slate]

i mean you could sell that

and keep the deck fixing

and just get groker up in a few rounds

[simple bronze]

thanks man i just lost

[river slate]

yw <3

[soft trout]

it was most of my mult though

[shell seal]

No commentaries.

[river slate]

then idk

i thought the runner had something going on

[simple bronze]

okay now i win yea?

[river slate]

yw

i made you lose

[shell seal]

Sell the hex for interest

[river slate]

to get the best scalable joker in the game

[river slate]

^

[simple bronze]

?

[river slate]

or hex mida

[simple bronze]

i took midas

[river slate]

fair

[simple bronze]

fuck

hex got rid of my pants

[river slate]

fuck

we are both stupid

i forgot how hex works

lmaooo

[simple bronze]

🙁

[shell seal]

Xddddd

[soft trout]

i have like 165 chips on it, i do need mult more than anything

[river slate]

my baddd!!

[shell seal]

I literally said to sell hex

[river slate]

how much is your avg hand?

[soft trout]

that mime would be cool now

idk what I'd replace for it though

[river slate]

how much on noodles?

[shell seal]

Good set up

Just get some planets going

[soft trout]

1.97

[river slate]

noice

[shell seal]

Discard 7 cards, cuz that make me anxious

[soft trout]

i feel i should easily make it to ante 8 as long as i dont get the vessel

[river slate]

wait you are a fake ++ @shell seal you didn't compleated all the challenges

smh

[soft trout]

can we compromise on 1.95

[shell seal]

I have c++ wdym

[shell seal]

Fair enough

[river slate]

yeah but not rule breaker

smh smh

[marsh dove]

You can get C++ before C or C+

[river slate]

yeah ik i was just being annoying

[marsh dove]

Fair

[soft trout]

there

[marsh dove]

Plasma hater

💔

[shell seal]

When I get rule breaker I will be c++++++

[river slate]

eheh

fuck plasma

[marsh dove]

Plasma runs are goated when they’re goated

[river slate]

do you need only golden needle?

[shell seal]

Ty

[marsh dove]

Plasma wee chad runs 🙏

[shell seal]

I beat the crap of him early

[river slate]

noice

[shell seal]

Now I just need to beat cruelty

[river slate]

what's that about?

i still have to start doing challenges

focusing on c+ rn

[marsh dove]

The first time I beat jokerless I got close to my high score at the time

Granted that’s because I was terrible and my high score was ass

But it was cool

[shell seal]

Only 3 joker slots and not getting money from blinds

[river slate]

damn

that's something

[shell seal]

Jokerless was fun imo

[river slate]

wait

[shell seal]

Is that gombo?

[river slate]

do you get achivements in endless?

[shell seal]

Ye

[river slate]

then i am not getting those for some reason

[jovial copper]

finished gold stake checkered in the only way i know how

[earnest bison]

Nah, I'd score.

gets Planted

[river slate]

like i just had a run

[shell seal]

There isnt a specific achievement about endless

[river slate]

with less than 20

but didn't get the achievement

[shell seal]

But u can get those in endless

Mmm

[river slate]

yeah i am not getting those even if i do them

[shell seal]

Idk then

[river slate]

maybe mods?

[shell seal]

Maybe im wrong

Or maybe the mods

[river slate]

welp it's fine

i didn't do anything hard for now

yeah i am preatty confident i won a gold stake run lmao

[ruby trail]

i mean theres one about beating ante 12

[shell seal]

Really?

I dont remember

[ruby trail]

yea or going into ante 12

[pale grotto]

Petroglyph

[shell seal]

I think that is the requirement for petroglyph, no?

[fringe crest]

what gold stake deck is the hardest

[pale grotto]

Yessss

[ruby trail]

mb

I got confused with speedrunner

[river slate]

black

[shell seal]

Mine

[river slate]

pic?

[shell seal]

[soft trout]

ah

[pale grotto]

[soft trout]

idk if there's anything i should replace for it though

i kinda need all of these for scoring

[shell seal]

If runner is doing nothing then sell it

[pale grotto]

You have any gold or steel cards?

[river slate]

jimbo_spin

[soft trout]

it's like half my chips

[shell seal]

Steel

[shell seal]

How much chips is?

[shell seal]

Oh

[river slate]

wierd run

[soft trout]

i have 2 blue steels and 1 gold

[river slate]

going for pair and straights

[shell seal]

I think holding r is the best option

[river slate]

you should get more steel

[pale grotto]

I dont think you need mime

[river slate]

and then it's worth it

[soft trout]

straights were for runner scaling, quit them a while ago

[river slate]

yeah i figured

still weird

with supernova

to change hand mid run

[shell seal]

Jokes aside, if u cant draw the steel then is not worth it

[river slate]

i mean

[pale grotto]

Orange stake supernova 34 greenie and level 12 pairs you are good right?

[river slate]

if they want to pivot in to steel

[ruby trail]

is this ggs

[river slate]

they can try it

[soft trout]

pairs are more spammable so it felt like the better move

straights would be doing some insane scoring with steels now though

[pale grotto]

Give him your mime

[soft trout]

im too pair pilled

[river slate]

you should pivot in to steel cards

[marsh vine]

chat

[river slate]

and you don't have a tarot gen

[river slate]

noice

you need a bp and bs

ez win

[shell seal]

Pivot to steel cards and sell ramen imo

[marsh vine]

I didn't play in a while, what are those?

[shell seal]

Idk

[pale grotto]

We all need a ballpit

[river slate]

blue print and brain storm

[marsh vine]

ah

[pale grotto]

Oh

[shell seal]

Im kinda scared of ur run and im not whos playin

[marsh vine]

makes more sense than blackboard

[earnest bison]

The lesbians, eh? I like the lesbians.

[river slate]

lmao

[ruby trail]

im 2 jokers away from every joker unlock

[river slate]

we all like lesbians

[pale grotto]

I was thinking of bs= bus stop

[lost vault]

i like gay boys

[river slate]

also

[lost vault]

because i am obe

one

[river slate]

we love gay boys and lesbian girls

[lost vault]

grah

[earnest bison]

Good for you.

[lost vault]

yay

[soft trout]

i may leave mime behind, i dont feel safe selling anything here

[pale grotto]

I like balatro
Balatro dont like me

[lost vault]

its so good for me

[river slate]

and even lesbian boys and gay girls

frfr

[lost vault]

true…

[earnest bison]

Hey, unrelated, but if you had to be turned into a Pokemon, which would you choose?

[river slate]

umbreon

[lost vault]

i dunno

[earnest bison]

Good pick. As for me, if I could choose any Pokemon, I'd go with Mew. They're cute, powerful, versatile, and I can keep living a normal life, since they naturally learn Transform. If Mythicals were off-the-table, I'd go with Latias, because they're cute. If I could only choose regular Pokemon... I dunno, Serperior or something. Snakes are cool.

[lost vault]

slowpoke so i could sleep

[earnest bison]

Real.

[cloud sinew]

balatro

[pale grotto]

Ditto then transform into me

[river slate]

why do you have this saved 😭

[novel moss]

Mewtwo so I can aura farm.

[lost vault]

balatro!!

[pale grotto]

Yes

[earnest bison]

I copied it from another server.

[nova junco]

that's a lot of poly

[lost vault]

fair

[vocal rose]

bro just wanted an excuse to paste that

[earnest bison]

That's a main reason I chose Mew.

[vocal rose]

this not balatro

[lost vault]

the woke mind virus

only the people with the foil hats can resist it

[soft trout]

i just got another blue steel tho...

[cloud sinew]

foil? balatro?

[lost vault]

yes

[nova junco]

well i have 3 poly and 2 foil

[lost vault]

foil from balatro

[earnest bison]

Indeed(ee).

[pale grotto]

Also lilo how can i send here a ss from ps4 with the ps4 app?

[atomic forum]

this was easier than i expected

wrong screenshot

ts.

[pale grotto]

Vv jokerless is wild

[atomic forum]

its the only finisher

[cloud sinew]

i think its PS5 only

[pale grotto]

Oh

[atomic forum]

isnt it

[pale grotto]

Oh

Ty

[zinc karma]

Who said its a faceless deck?

[cloud sinew]

i did

[earnest bison]

Cerulean Bell.

[nova junco]

theres vv and cerulean bell

[atomic forum]

i forgot thats a thing lol

[cloud sinew]

bell is a little bad for straights but

[pale grotto]

If you can get presentation card you can start your on challenge

[soft trout]

maybe I'll make it

[cloud sinew]

vv is worse out of the two

[soft trout]

there's a hieroglyph

[atomic forum]

it is the end

why did the game not give me c++ achievement

maybe i should restart

[pale grotto]

There are two more profiles without c++

[zinc karma]

I shouldve got it but i forgot that i had smiley in shop

[cloud sinew]

you have to win one more run, any stake any deck unseeded

[atomic forum]

im not doing the isaac

alright

[pale grotto]

Hahdhahdj

[nova junco]

btw i noticed I didnt get the win any challenge achievement

[pale grotto]

Rule bender?

[nova junco]

what do i do actually

[soft trout]

won't be needed apparently

scored 489k

on big blind

im not getting anything good out of this am i

[cloud sinew]

yeah i was gonna say, heiroglyph is quite risky there unless you definitely dont live there

because you could face VV

[soft trout]

i was thinking of that

[cloud sinew]

depends on what supernova/groker are at respectively

[soft trout]

46/37

i dont need a legendary

[cloud sinew]

then i wouldnt drop anything i dont think

[soft trout]

cerulean bell isn't exactly

the biggest threat to pairs

nah

i dont need u brainstorm

[final garden]

what do i replace trousers with my most played hand is two pair

[cloud sinew]

idk if i would even take trousers here

[somber charm]

This was a good joker build (ignore the family it came at the very last shop before VV)
Madness had x8 mult and hologram had x1.25

[cloud sinew]

actually wait no

[soft trout]

I'd say it's better than bus, it has foil tho which idk if they need

[cloud sinew]

drop bus, you have a dead slot otherwise [business card]

[final garden]

fair enough

[cloud sinew]

being able to get econ out of business is a much better than the foil on the bus

given how quick trousers scale and you already have a chips scaler

[soft trout]

crazy last roll

[simple bronze]

ggs

mr bones is ez win

[brisk sandal]

just your casual swashbuckler

[fervent wolf]

Can I destroy those eggs?

[soft trout]

@shell seal look

[brisk sandal]

i do plan to sell one :)

[cloud sinew]

balatro

[soft trout]

everyday

[simple bronze]

why do you have red card

[unborn cliff]

because its a very fast scaling joker probably

[shell seal]

Good one

[simple bronze]

no it isn't

[pale wolf]

does anyone else absolutely eat up content with like a skilled player and a noob playing/discussing

[cloud sinew]

ya

there was a time when like...

[unborn cliff]

i genuinely cant stand watching noobs play a game that im good at i dont know why

[simple bronze]

how do i get sticker on legendary

[marsh vine]

the dooming yuri unfortunately does not exist actually

[simple bronze]

they don't spawn

[unborn cliff]

"BROO BROO THAT PLAY IS SO FUCKING BAD WHY ARE YOU FUCKING DOING THAT BRO STOP"

[cloud sinew]

someone and dan were talking about balatro and dan got educated so much, it was very fun to watch

[soft trout]

yeah like

[brisk sandal]

oh i just filled slots with whatever jokers i could after finishing the round, i'm doing weird shit. i ended the round with nothing but two eggs

[shell seal]

@soft trout now u r going straigh for the gold stake?

[brisk sandal]

i have red card so when i reroll, red card doesn't show up again :)

[soft trout]

sometimes i go "i see the type of person this is" and stop watching

[unborn cliff]

swash goes crazy

[soft trout]

yes

[simple bronze]

fair

[simple bronze]

rude

[unborn cliff]

?

[soft trout]

DUDE

like

ok

[final garden]

ive seen photograph like 4 fucking times at this point

[soft trout]

but

DUDE

[unborn cliff]

here win

[final garden]

bro really wants me

[simple bronze]

i never see photograph

[soft trout]

this is like the fourth fucking runner i see today

[shell seal]

I mean, its part of the process of learning

[marsh vine]

me running a marathon

[unborn cliff]

me watching a marathon

[shell seal]

(I was talking about seeing new players play lol)

[soft trout]

dude am i just doing the same run again

[pale wolf]

i dont like watching people learn on their own slower than me

[soft trout]

i even get a damn mercury card

[pale wolf]

but if theres someone that knows more than me in the video im okay with it

[unborn cliff]

i dislike watching people make plays that i wouldnt have done

[soft trout]

i can't do this

[vocal warren]

one round left on my throwback

[soft trout]

I'll continue tomorrow

[pale wolf]

what about better ones

[unborn cliff]

"yeah so we're gonna take the runner" on a white stake baron mime build

[simple bronze]

this is ggs right?

[unborn cliff]

then i get happy because then i learned

[zinc karma]

Holo 8 ball or hallucination (abandoned deck)?

[unborn cliff]

hallucination

[pale wolf]

both

[median crystal]

do i get invis joker

[unborn cliff]

no

[zinc karma]

Bafoon

[median crystal]

playing high card rn

[shell seal]

Average feeling of player of gold stake run be like

[vocal warren]

risk it for the biscuit chat (don't listen to me)

[pale wolf]

dont cal me that

[median crystal]

well thats it for the run

[pale wolf]

[median crystal]

wait

i could one hit that

[pale wolf]

thats 14 trillion chips

[soft trout]

it's either this or baron mime gooning

[unborn cliff]

???

[zinc karma]

I completely forgot i already have vagabond for tarot generation

[soft trout]

as in

difference between gold stake and endless

[unborn cliff]

worth?

rental 💔

[median crystal]

IT ONE HIT

I WON

[shell seal]

Thats gonna hurt ur wallet tho

[pale wolf]

im never getting out of the money hole because i am never not taking the spectrals baby

[unborn cliff]

im goated

ill just find rebate

[pale wolf]

woooooo

[shell seal]

There u go

[soft trout]

yeah doc, you should always take the spectrals

[final garden]

easy win on painted deck
have 5 out of the 15 decks completed on gold stake

[shell seal]

Always gamble!

[median crystal]

well died at ante 12

again

[final garden]

got 34 2 pairs played and 39 4 card hands played

[marsh vine]

Oh. Something I didn't ask before

did you all see Number Go Up

[final garden]

yea good song

[atomic forum]

now it truly is the end

[marsh vine]

now do silksong

[atomic forum]

maybe

[marsh vine]

is that lancer pfp

[final garden]

what was your last sticker

[atomic forum]

matador

[lunar zealot]

Some guy is watching tiktoks at full fucking volume on the train

[atomic forum]

i actually did all the challenges after getting the stickers

[final garden]

matador is goated as fuck if you can get it ante 1

[shell seal]

Mb

[lunar zealot]

Holy fucking shit i am so mad

[atomic forum]

it sure is

it just avoided me

is this a good time for 100%

theres probably some afk time included

[unborn cliff]

nah

[shell seal]

Almost the same as you

[broken spear]

I'm very one handed XD

[marsh vine]

I heard some people say that 200h for 100% is the normal time

I think they were full of shit

[atomic forum]

i mean i can see this being doable in 200h

[final garden]

o7

[atomic forum]

but thats a lot of effort

[marsh vine]

not if you include the learning curve

[manic talon]

You can do C++ in around 250 hours

[atomic forum]

yeah thats true

[manic talon]

Including the learning curve

[shell seal]

There were days when I would go to my room for a while (leaving Balatro on) and wouldn't come back until the next day because I fell asleep lol

[pale wolf]

i currently have 0 enhanced cards

but vampire is xmult

[marsh vine]

why must you torment me so

[atomic forum]

from new savefile i could probably do a 100% completion in like 150 hours

[shell seal]

Its not a race tho At first I wasnt interesed at all in the achievements

[atomic forum]

im too completionismpilled

[manic talon]

Yea you can probably do C++ on a new savefile in under 100 hours, the extra 150 hours is the learning curve

[shell seal]

The other day I did a New file and got to ante 14 in my first run lol

[atomic forum]

maybe now would be a good time to get into modded

[vocal warren]

MY NATURALLY HOLOGRAPHIC GROS MICHEL JUST BROOOOOOKE

FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAH

[atomic forum]

or i could try to do naneinf golden stake unseeded but that seems like too much pain

[novel moss]

Just hit the poly cavendish now.

[vocal warren]

at least i got rough gem

so my rental vagabond isnt assassinating me

i love rough gem actually

[manic talon]

This is just straight up not fun

[vocal warren]

But thats because im a D1 money grinder

[manic talon]

The eternal and perishables are literally just rng hell

[vocal warren]

hey

i just got someone that we all know and all love

HOLOGRAAAAAAAAM

HES HERE TO SAVE US!!!

am i crazy for saying i like smeared

-# yes.

It's quite helpful

[marsh vine]

really

[vocal warren]

i like it when im having difficulty deck building on a random suit

[vocal warren]

I manifested for u twin

[marsh vine]

"oh early Madness, could be fun"

hologram in the next shop:

[vocal warren]

oh

thats bad

[marsh vine]

yeah

[vocal warren]

nvm i didnt manifest for u twin

[marsh vine]

does Madness need to destroy joker to gain ×mult?

[vocal warren]

FFFFFFAAAAAAAAH

[vocal warren]

It will if ur going into a small or big blind

[zinc karma]

...

[vocal warren]

so

yes

[vocal warren]

oh i'd cry

im shedding a tear for u twin

[zinc karma]

I dont think i need it

[vocal warren]

this lucky card better fucking hit

[zinc karma]

But i wanted it

[vocal warren]

or im gonna have the crash out of the century

istg

istg

istg

YES

IT HIT

oh i love merry andy

but im not gonna take it

im taking dusk

their both perishable btw

[marsh vine]

do I go full destruction?

[vocal warren]

yes

MR BONES CAME

[zinc karma]

Pretty much

[vocal warren]

HE HEARD MY CRIES OF DESPAIR AND HES HERE TO SAVE THE DAY CHAT

[zinc karma]

[shell seal]

Make sure to move madness always to right

[vocal warren]

hahaha

cartographer gave me a fool

[atomic forum]

just hold r until perkeo in the arcana skip

[vocal warren]

why did i laugh.

[shell seal]

Cuz if u dont madness will be triggered before ceremonial

[vocal warren]

Mr bones

thank you for your service

you will be missed

[zinc karma]

I love wheel

[shell seal]

[marsh vine]

I know, but thanks

[vocal warren]

i will cry for your sacrifice

...

i sound emo wtf

💀

[vocal warren]

rip my run.

I forgot to buff hologram

its joever.

[marsh vine]

give me eternal riff-raff
jokers are expensive

[vocal warren]

I feel so much despair

Why do i insist on doing gold stake

[pale wolf]

i want enhancement not sticker

[fading mango]

imagine local thunk one day just changed the aces in the loading screen to some other cards, just to see if we'd notice

[vocal warren]

I was abt to ask if it alr did that before i re-read that statement and noticed you said "loading screen" and not "Main menu"

I can't read guys

[fading mango]

oh i did mean main menu too

[vocal warren]

doesnt the main menu already do that when you sit on it long enough

[fading mango]

the loading screen is a random card hahaha

[brisk sandal]

anyone need some of my million bucks

[shell seal]

Why do i insiste on living anyway 🥀

[vocal warren]

yes