🕹・game-discussion

[pale wolf]

idol is super good

[floral mural]

the eternal idol there would be a throw of massive proportions if you ever take it

[twin lantern]

idol can suck my balls

[modest spade]

pog photochad pog photochad

[twin lantern]

fuck idolo

[hearty warren]

it's black deck round 2 and you have no scoring and exactly $5

wyd

both packs are arcana

[twin lantern]

drugs

and or suicide

[pale wolf]

idol

[hearty warren]

yeah i'd buy drugs and go into debt too

[pale wolf]

credit card debt

[twin lantern]

i love drugs

[wanton fjord]

😭

[violet bear]

So real

[wanton fjord]

i sell invis next shop it shows up again

tf do i even sell

[modest spade]

I hate Invisible Joker

[violet bear]

The credit card debt isn’t real it just allows you to spend 15 bucks per shop with vagabond

[wanton fjord]

i think i need runner since im on plasma

golden ticket might be gone

[lyric shore]

whats the rest of the context

[wanton fjord]

BRO

are we deadass

[violet bear]

Soul in the left arcana pack

Trust

[hearty warren]

both arcana packs are identical

[narrow scroll]

what's the chance that a riff raff spawns a card with a edition

[floral mural]

so there was a chad but i found a better combo than photochad

[narrow scroll]

i got two at the same time

[floral mural]

rough gem chad

[hearty warren]

wait i could have made the premise "both are mega packs you can't afford anything"

[floral mural]

really good cash

[hearty warren]

🥀

[manic talon]

3 dollars per hand 🔥

[floral mural]

same as that editions rarity to spawn naturally in shop i think

[narrow scroll]

oh okay

[ocean lily]

If you get wee and you have deck fixed for it the run would be crazy, especially on plasma

[wanton fjord]

dude im not joking i got wee first shop

[brittle tendon]

Yk I used to think straights were unoptimal for plasma

[wanton fjord]

screw red stake lil

lol*

[ocean lily]

Wait till you get to blue stake and higher, then it will be a pain in the ass

[brittle tendon]

Red stake is such a minor change but if you somehow get into a scenario where your tight for chas it hurts a lot more

[wanton fjord]

nah dw im alr there

i just gotta beat purple now

[simple bronze]

castel is bad joker

[brittle tendon]

Well at least the hard parts are done

[brittle tendon]

No you are shit

[wanton fjord]

honestly if it was a higher stake ppl would think it was a bigger deal like not having 10$ first shop is massive

[brittle tendon]

I'm so used to having like 7 or so that I forgotten what it feels like

[wanton fjord]

oh my god

anotjer

[brittle tendon]

Brother

Is this plasma?

[wanton fjord]

yes

[brittle tendon]

Is dusk doing anything?

[wanton fjord]

no

i sold it for invis

[brittle tendon]

Good

Just keep pulling straights and you're fine

You know how to pull them?

[wanton fjord]

theres a method?

[brittle tendon]

Well I have a method

[wanton fjord]

i assume you pull for outs that do 2 straights

[brittle tendon]

I look for a set of 3

[patent bridge]

wow bloodstone!

[brittle tendon]

Like 9,8,7 and then draw up and down

[ocean lily]

Nah, its good on plasma and maybe checkered(havent tried it there yet)

[patent bridge]

do i take speculative dice?

[wanton fjord]

verdant leaf is the perfect boss holy shit lets go

[brittle tendon]

Oops all dogshit

[wanton fjord]

i see

ok i got another brainstorm

[brittle tendon]

Ye I used to hate pulling straights but then I just learnt that on a painted run and it made me like them so much more

[brittle tendon]

It was already a free win

So this just secures it

[wanton fjord]

5 runners is so funny

[pale wolf]

yea i guess

[ocean lily]

Would this joker be op:
Rare(could probably be legendary), allows you to stack edition, enhancements and seals on same card(so a single card can be lucky, steel, gold etc.)

Unlock idea, have every seal, edition and enhancement i your deck at once(joker also count)

So you would need at least 1 gold, 1 steel, 1 wild, 1 red seal etc...

[pale wolf]

better than bloodstone

[brittle tendon]

You can have lucky and glass on a card with a red and gold seal or have a steel and gold in hand with a red and blue seal

[hardy fable]

red seal with the purple seal🔥

[brittle tendon]

Thats broken

[violet bear]

I wonder if the red seal would make the blue seal trigger twice

[wanton fjord]

prolly

[brittle tendon]

I would do so like mime

[pale grotto]

A card with red and blue seals gives you 2 planets?

[pale grotto]

Oh

[brittle tendon]

This is a hypothetical

[wanton fjord]

yo pareidolia stay back the plant’s gonna comr

[pale grotto]

The humble plant

[wanton fjord]

wait

is it called the plant bc of faceplant

[brittle tendon]

Idk really

[solid tapir]

pareidolia

[brittle tendon]

Why does Ox steal money?

[solid tapir]

he's stinky so he needs it for soap

[hardy fable]

all I see is me

[pale wolf]

likely, lots are puns

[brittle tendon]

You have all these negatives like you're trying to gold sticker

[wanton fjord]

why does the club debuff clubs

[pale grotto]

I like the head killing all hearts

[solid tapir]

I had abstract and was struggling to score

[pale grotto]

Like ration kills emotion

[wanton fjord]

bc logic over emotion fr

[solid tapir]

so I picked them up lol

[wanton fjord]

type splish

[brittle tendon]

No cause queen of hearts

[solid tapir]

also para and faceless worked really well

[brittle tendon]

Off with their heads

[pale grotto]

splish

[pale wolf]

0× money

[brittle tendon]

Ok I like that

[hardy fable]

oh this is the dyslexic version

[brittle tendon]

OH HELL YE I LOVE THAT

[solid tapir]

I saw negative faceless and para in the same shop

so I knew what I had to do

[wanton fjord]

why does the flint halve base chips and mult

[pale grotto]

Because the flint hate us

[brittle tendon]

Cause you have no steel to make a fire

Thats what I think

[pale grotto]

And Violet vessel

?

[solid tapir]

violent vessel

[pale grotto]

Where he came from?

[pale wolf]

idk flint is made up

[violet bear]

Well that’d be kinda busted

[wanton fjord]

[pale wolf]

the rest of the normal boss blinds are phoenician characters

[wanton fjord]

tf is a goad

[solid tapir]

this is funny

[manic talon]

Why does the club debuff clubs

[ocean lily]

Something something flint and steel something something

[violet bear]

Also considering that once you get a red/blue steel/gold/lucky you can just sell that jonkler and death it infinitely

[solid tapir]

A spiky stick

[brittle tendon]

Violet Vessel was created in the depths of the underworld with the combined efforts of Lucifer, Hades, Beelzebub, Hel and Nergal to make Balatro players weep in utter despair at the sight of cups

[pale wolf]

not sure what the connection is there

myself

[manic talon]

I dont think a club is a pointy stick i dont think

[solid tapir]

you're thinking of crimson heart

[ocean lily]

Because golf clubs, golfers are usually in clubs, and hit with golf clubs, so ofc clubs will stop working after a while

[hardy fable]

ccitbp🗣️

[solid tapir]

that's what it actually is

[brittle tendon]

No I'm thinking of VV

[solid tapir]

the other definitions don't really match

[solid tapir]

you must be mistaken, I think you're thinking of crimson heart

[pale wolf]

clubs dont tend to be spiky

[brittle tendon]

VV is worse than Crimson

[wintry ice]

both of them suck

[solid tapir]

crimson heart is worse for me

I don't struggle with scoring

ever (apart from early game sometimes)

and crimson heart can just straight up end my run even if I'm chilling

[floral mural]

do you ever have a very solid run that can reliably beat most bosses but crimson heart targets only your scoring jokers when half your joker slots are utility

[manic talon]

My friend got spiked in a club once

[pale wolf]

woah

[brittle tendon]

Vv is worse tho, on crimson it's rare you will have a build where all 5 jokers are needed for it to work, especially on higher stakes

[wintry ice]

scoring isn't an issue below purple stake

[solid tapir]

this happened to me and a friend a couple times
5 hands and it targeted the scoring jokers 3 times

[pale wolf]

scoring doesnt real when low needs be are the meeting!

[wintry ice]

and if you force on-scoring runs

[floral mural]

i had chad rebate and juggler what do you mean you hard target only the other half of jokers which actually score

[solid tapir]

I play exclusively purple stake and above

[brittle tendon]

Tbh it's just luck ngl

[pale grotto]

My goat

[wintry ice]

vessel is just death if you don't get 2 xmult jokers when using pairs

[solid tapir]

and I don't like luck in my gambling game

[solid tapir]

[pale wolf]

it converts left card into the right card

[solid tapir]

level 50 pairs

[brittle tendon]

If it was so simple

[solid tapir]

true

😔

[manic talon]

With mime blue seal everything is possible

[violet bear]

Vessel can’t hurt me and my 8.4x obby licks

[solid tapir]

also true

[brittle tendon]

I'm not getting that every pairs run am I?

[pale grotto]

You just need a red blue steel King of hearts

[wintry ice]

the most you're getting is lvl 20 without burnt joker

[pale wolf]

maybe half the time

[solid tapir]

depends on the run

[wintry ice]

it's not realistic

[brittle tendon]

We talking without telescope?

[solid tapir]

sometimes I've managed to get level 30-35 pairs without burnt joker

ofc luck

[wintry ice]

and you usually don't get that result

[pale wolf]

getting above lvl 20 pairs seems realistic to me

[solid tapir]

that's just the seed

[pale grotto]

Yes

[brittle tendon]

20 to 30 is what I would say

[wintry ice]

basing everything on highrolls is just weird

[manic talon]

You just dont want it enough

[solid tapir]

regardless, its not that hard to find multiple scoring jokers

to compensate for the levels

aka crimson heart is worse

[pale grotto]

Im happy when crimson heart is the final boss

[wintry ice]

what type of setup are you basing this opinion on

[pale grotto]

Im afraid when is vv the fb

[solid tapir]

just any scoring lineup tbh

that requires jokers

[wintry ice]

such as,

[pale grotto]

End of the debate

[pale wolf]

out of my last 3 golds, one had this

[solid tapir]

pairs

[manic talon]

Lv. 20 is quite normal at the end of ante 8

[solid tapir]

yummy

[violet bear]

Nice

[brittle tendon]

You can have a set up with 2 jokers for a build and take 3 more in so that crimson hits them and your build is ok

[wintry ice]

and what type of jokers?

[floral mural]

vv has the common decency to kill you outright instead of dragging it out over several hands of crimson heart

[wintry ice]

hologram constellation?

[floral mural]

but they both suck

[deft sedge]

Address me...

[solid tapir]

I try

[lunar zealot]

i assume wee over square

[pale grotto]

The best Boss is acorn or leaf?

[solid tapir]

urm

[violet bear]

Both are godawful but crimson heart allows you to scale obelisk one additional most played hand

[solid tapir]

I cant think of a build on the spot fr

[manic talon]

Ante 3 + carto seems like a great wee setup

[brittle tendon]

I feel it's needed, unless you go off what Kami says for two pairs in which case thats staying low

[lunar zealot]

Well you see About that

[violet bear]

Actually on that how does crimson debuffing campfire and you killing it on that hand work

[wintry ice]

anecdotes are inconsistent like that

[violet bear]

Does campfire keep its mult or

[floral mural]

leaf is usually easy but some runs (full eternal on score which is rare) struggle to beat it. acorn is usually so simple because yiu have one flat mult joker

thag matters

[lunar zealot]

OOPS!

[floral mural]

and you just shove it to the left

[lunar zealot]

am i allowed to say teehee

[pale grotto]

Teehee

[floral mural]

is anyone stopping you from saying it?

[brittle tendon]

Without anecdotes you don't have player experience and without player experience you don't have growth

[wintry ice]

?

[violet bear]

No we are going to cast you in the firey depths of mount doom in mordor

[solid tapir]

crimson heart is just stinky boss

my anecdotal experience

[brittle tendon]

I'm saying they are important

[violet bear]

You are getting cast in the firey depths of mount doom in mordor

[wintry ice]

they aren't consistent enough for an objective discussion

[pale grotto]

Yippieeee

Im back home

[manic talon]

it do, also works with hit the road

[floral mural]

god acorn is only vaguely threatening with blueprint and even then its one hand to figure out where every joker is on 0.5x speed

[wintry ice]

someone might get to that stage with only a highroll loadout and not get a real viee of the difficulty

[violet bear]

That’s so funny

[solid tapir]

it doesnt keep it after the boss blind tho

[brittle tendon]

Don't worry I'll refer to a just as creditable source, the skibidi toilet lore

[white zodiac]

yeah, same applies to any reset jokers (obby, bus, htr, grimbo, etc)

[manic talon]

if its disabled on the last hand that you win, it keeps it

[pale grotto]

Grimbo?

[solid tapir]

ahh I see

[violet bear]

Ye obby i knew, wasn’t sure about end of round interactions though

[solid tapir]

thats cool

[violet bear]

Green jonkler the goat

[floral mural]

real talk did anyone ever die to acorn and they werent a new players that still struggled on white stake?

[solid tapir]

grimbo is a great joker

[pale grotto]

But he doesnt reset

[white zodiac]

anything that resets or descales for hands played

[pale grotto]

He just go back 1

Ohhhh

[floral mural]

because once you get slight skill acorn is nothing

[pale grotto]

Srry

[solid tapir]

probably a few times in my earlier days playing this game

[violet bear]

Shuffle me jimbos is quite free

[brittle tendon]

I'm gonna be real

It's been so long I can't remember

But I knew about the slow down the game trick before I played the game

[manic talon]

you just die to the not hitting 400K rather than dying to the gimmick

[brittle tendon]

So even if I got it I never had too much trouble

[violet bear]

Yeee

[pale wolf]

400K is diamond?

[violet bear]

But with that you’re just gonna die to every ante 8 boss anyways

[floral mural]

yeah when i ask questions like that i obviously exclude failing to scale to scoring since every boss kills ya with that

[brittle tendon]

I think if you are getting to acorn then score isn't an issue unless you have been getting barely by on ante 8

But the big blind should kill you more often than not

[pale wolf]

i feel like the issue in ante 8 is almost never scoring yea

[wintry ice]

acorn is just mildly annoying if you have blueprint

[lunar zealot]

HMMMMMMMM

[pale grotto]

Acorn>hook

[pale grotto]

Do it

[floral mural]

honestly hooks harder

[pale grotto]

Yes

[wintry ice]

hook is harder

denying blue seal and gold card value is pretty terrible

[pale grotto]

You dont need to think about it, ankh is a must always

[violet bear]

I hate the hook

[manic talon]

yea basically, most build should be able to churn out 400K with all its hands by ante 8 if it goes uninterrupted, thats why chicot is the goat

[floral mural]

theres also more runs that can die to the wrong card being discarded than acorn

[brittle tendon]

You can still fall up the stairs to ante 8 if a run is actually sucking dick but refuses to die

[pale wolf]

hook gives rebate money

[violet bear]

Could have a 10 card hand playing 2 cards and it still snipes the damn gold blue seal card

[pale grotto]

Yes but hook kills me

[brittle tendon]

Pillar is harder than acorn

[manic talon]

i think matador should give 8 dollars when it got flipped and shuffled, it would be funny

[pale grotto]

Pillar?

[brittle tendon]

And I skip to pillar more often than not

[floral delta]

wow nice

[pale grotto]

Oh

[floral delta]

needed it perishable

[brittle tendon]

Debuffs cards played this ante

[pale grotto]

Yessss

I hate him

[manic talon]

riff raff will give it to you clean trust

[solid tapir]

I dont think I've ever skipped for the pillar, ever.

[pale grotto]

And one of the tags is always the reroll boss tag

[brittle tendon]

I will if I have a build based off scoring cards

Other than that it's a joke

[wintry ice]

you can enhance cards to undebuff them

[violet bear]

The humble riffraff is gonna spawn a negative photo

[solid tapir]

understandable, better safe than sorry fs

[brittle tendon]

True

[solid tapir]

but I personally haven't encountered major issues regardless

[pale grotto]

Noted, ty

[brittle tendon]

I was shocked when I found that out

[quartz flicker]

the gold stake on plasma deck was not hard at all. i needed like 3 tries

[pale wolf]

you can just play the same cards small and big blind and then play ur good cards on the boss blind

[solid tapir]

if Im playing pairs the pillar isn't an issue ngl

[violet bear]

or worst case scenario you double skip and then proceed to die next ante

[solid tapir]

got a million pairs in my deck

[pale grotto]

Ok im going to do gold plasma deck when im finish with Magic deck

[lyric shore]

ok maybe you got lucky once, whats your overall winrate on it

[brittle tendon]

I'll just get enchantments since it basically allows me to play my good cards no matter what

[solid tapir]

how would one keep track of their plasma gold stake win rate

[pale wolf]

enchantments

[wintry ice]

balatrostats

[pale wolf]

balatrostats

[solid tapir]

is this a mod

[pale wolf]

no

[wintry ice]

a website

[pale wolf]

website

[solid tapir]

cool

[pale wolf]

speak unto the hivemind

[wintry ice]

you upload your balatro information to it and you get stats

[pale wolf]

and the hive shall answer back

[solid tapir]

I shall do that right now

[violet bear]

Aye i’m saving that one, thanks

[wintry ice]

the hive is annoying on hollow knight

[pale wolf]

i dont rember

[quartz flicker]

lucky once? it took me like 3 days to beat gold stake from white. with checkered it took me 5 days to just get to purple stake and i couldnt beat it. so its probably like 65 - 80 percent

[violet bear]

However the hive gave us big bee

[manic talon]

insane seance value

[wintry ice]

we were just talking about anecdotes not being consistent

[pale wolf]

80 would mean you win 80% of your gold runs

[quartz flicker]

80 percent in total

not gold stake runs

[solid tapir]

this is depressing

[pale wolf]

oh they said that

[wintry ice]

in total would include lower stakes plasma

which is trivial

[manic talon]

NOOOO ONE ROUND TOO LATE

[wintry ice]

most useful pareidolia

[violet bear]

Actually makes me wonder what’s the hardest deck on white

[lunar zealot]

ante 2 nacho tong 😛

[wintry ice]

probably black like usual

[balmy ridge]

what dr spectred wearing 😭

[violet bear]

Sounds right

[wintry ice]

goldship outfit

[solid tapir]

my outfit

[wintry ice]

from umamusume

[lunar zealot]

ZUKYUN DOKYUN HASHIRIDASHI

[balmy ridge]

oh i hated umamusume

[midnight tartan]

that’s just the academy uniform

[lunar zealot]

BAKYUN BUKYUN KAKETE YUKU YO

KONNA REESUU WA

HAJIMETE

[balmy ridge]

ok

[violet bear]

The getting away with it uniform

[subtle steppe]

uhh cat or photo

[balmy ridge]

fart lord 67

[solid tapir]

photo

[quartz flicker]

make a fat cattttttttttttttt

[midnight tartan]

photo is funnier

[balmy ridge]

photo better

[solid tapir]

cat too unreliable without dice

[quartz flicker]

i want a fat cat

[violet bear]

Sounds like a skill issue i hit 20$ all the time without dice

[solid tapir]

only when 5 card hand

[violet bear]

Pair too (with splash)

[subtle steppe]

do i take the invis

[lunar zealot]

THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT LMAO

[midnight tartan]

yes because it would be funny if you got another photo

[violet bear]

This man is squaring tf up

[left sorrel]

Bye bloodstone

And then sell showman

Just in case invis copies it

[lunar zealot]

PIECE OF SHIT HOOK DISCARDED BOTH OF MY FUCKING GOLD CARDS

[subtle steppe]

yes

[left sorrel]

It wont be useful anyways

[wintry ice]

hook moment

[violet bear]

Classic

[subtle steppe]

5 photos

[midnight tartan]

5 photographs

[left sorrel]

Red seal=×32 mult

[twin lantern]

okay get an ecto and another copy

[summer jay]

X128

[twin lantern]

what the fuck is this seed though bro 😭

[subtle steppe]

idk random

[twin lantern]

lose fast and give us the seeb

😭

[subtle steppe]

wow ok

[wintry ice]

white stake

this would be naneinfable on plasma due to the negative showman

[wintry ice]

though it's an early one and you get nothing to copy with it

[twin lantern]

i didn't mean that btw, it was a joke

sorry

[zinc karma]

Wheres crimson?

[subtle steppe]

UGU1RGF5

[lunar zealot]

GOD I LOVE BBC SO MUCH

[summer jay]

Your life is
You serve purpose
You should [Verdant_Leaf] yourself, NOW!

[twin lantern]

I DIDN'T WANT TO END YOUR RUN I'M SORRY

😭

i feel so bad 😭

[summer jay]

You love what

[wintry ice]

bbc

[subtle steppe]

😟

[wintry ice]

also copy glimbo you goober

[twin lantern]

sry

[subtle steppe]

its okay

[lunar zealot]

BUT I WANT 2 BBCS and also doesn't matter too much but if i copy glass joker then the first one takes place before fortune teller

[summer jay]

Bigos binted?

[zinc karma]

🤔

[pale wolf]

no

[wintry ice]

oka
y

i wished i got glass joker more

[pale wolf]

I wish I got glass Joker when I had 10 glass and not one glass

[lunar zealot]

It's like bipolar canio

[manic talon]

Would you rather have:
5 dollars
or
12 dollars

[twin lantern]

12

[cloud wolf]

I love the B from your BBC

[twin lantern]

9*

[manic talon]

golden ticket's been 4 dollars

[cloud wolf]

If kept in hand it's 9

[twin lantern]

no if you hold the cards you'll get 9 not 5

[pale wolf]

wheres the 5 from

[cloud wolf]

Discard

[manic talon]

faceless

[cloud wolf]

Faceless

[wintry ice]

faceless

[pale wolf]

oh duh

[twin lantern]

oh

[twin lantern]

lmao

[wintry ice]

i'd play the gold cards

[twin lantern]

ive never used faceless so idk man just play the hand 🙏

[pale wolf]

Golden ticket is underwhelming

[wintry ice]

yea

[manic talon]

golden ticket kinda goated if you specifically had midas mask

otherwise its meh

[wintry ice]

if you don't have much gold it's just

[manic talon]

also my midas is perishable so its perfect econ for my econ sink dagger

[wintry ice]

1$ per round with the small benefit of not having to keep them in hand

[manic talon]

golden ticket + chad is so fun

[pale wolf]

and God forbid you put something like a blue seal on your gold card

trying to be optimal

[manic talon]

blue ticket

[split fractal]

chat

[manic talon]

played blue seal gives planet

[split fractal]

ramen or blue joker

[pale wolf]

new legendary joker

[manic talon]

duo

[lunar zealot]

Incredibly absolutely far too late to scale green joker probably

take duo

[split fractal]

crazy

[split fractal]

why

[pale wolf]

seals give their reward regardless of if held in hand, played, or discarded

[split fractal]

i dont use

[wintry ice]

duo is a ramen that doesn't decay at this point

[split fractal]

then that much

i dont use pairs

[wintry ice]

it doubles your scoring

[lunar zealot]

you don't play pairs on Pairs: The Game?

[split fractal]

i mean

[split fractal]

no

WIAT

so i take duo?

replace it with?

[lunar zealot]

Why do you not play pairs

[manic talon]

duo is just seeing double but better, which is ramen but better

[split fractal]

replave what in my arsenal

[wintry ice]

only in balatro is equipment that doubles your damage considered bad

[split fractal]

it doesnt give enough

[wintry ice]

for some reason

[lunar zealot]

this is a really good opportunity to play pairs

[pale wolf]

technically if you're playing high card or straights Duo isnt better

[wintry ice]

it won't if you keep forcing on-scoring builds

[split fractal]

what do i replace in my arsena;

[wintry ice]

that's for sure

[manic talon]

4 fingers straight could get it

[pale wolf]

true

but they aren't

[split fractal]

im new so i have like no clue how to get proper scoring builds

[lunar zealot]

But that means you gotta use 4f

[split fractal]

what tf do i replace vro

[wintry ice]

scaling mult jokers with pairs are like

the most consistent way to win

i'd replace smiley

[split fractal]

k

[pale wolf]

you sell smiley, take ramen, sell ramen, take duo

[manic talon]

smiley goes

[wintry ice]

also having this little econ with campfire is rough

[split fractal]

i took duo

sadly

[manic talon]

8 ball is econ trust

[pale wolf]

I know that's what I told you to do

[split fractal]

i didnt do the selling thing

[pale wolf]

You're just supposed to do the ramen first and sell it because of campfire and money reasons

[split fractal]

sad

[split fractal]

yeah i forgot

[manic talon]

-3 dollars smh

[pale wolf]

and campfire mult!!!

holographic misprint feels good tbh

[split fractal]

do i keep it for the run

[thick wharf]

pain.

[wintry ice]

y are they bald

[thick wharf]

mod

[heavy solstice]

Referencing the fact that localthunk has cancer

[thick wharf]

what.

[manic talon]

8 ball isnt bald, honestly kinda a big L

[heavy solstice]

Perishable jokers are a small touch on how much time he has left

[split fractal]

bro campfire gets so broken when you pop an emperor and also get a high priestess in it

[wintry ice]

new lore

[pale wolf]

maybe

[white zodiac]

very cool zebora

[lunar zealot]

i love bbc

[faint badger]

what is joker stickers guys?

[lunar zealot]

best emperor roll of all time?

[manic talon]

baseball made the bum ass brainstorm actually good

[white zodiac]

gold stake won with these jokers

[faint badger]

tkss

[manic talon]

when you win with a joker on a stake, you get a sticker on the joker for that stake and its prerequisite stakes

only really matters for gold stake because of C++

[pale wolf]

wh

[split fractal]

fack

fack

[lunar zealot]

genuine question chat

[lunar zealot]

ante 1 emperor into devil death

[split fractal]

why is it violet vessel

[lunar zealot]

that's just the way things go sometimes

[manic talon]

emp into hermit fool probably better

[split fractal]

ive won 5 times and ive only ever seen violet vessel, cerulean bell and amber acorn

[lunar zealot]

the best tip i can give you is play like you're always going to be vessel'd

[split fractal]

violet vessel ive seen like 4 times by now

[lunar zealot]

that way if you do get vessel'd you're ready

and when you don't you win anyway

[split fractal]

yeah

[faint badger]

only gold stake or all of the stacks?

[manic talon]

all the stake

[split fractal]

i need pair levels

im actually going to die

20k per two pair is not good

[manic talon]

if you win gold stake, youll get every stake sticker below it, if you win purple you get ever sticker below it, etc, so technically you still only need to only win gold stake

[wintry ice]

sell 8 ball on the last round before the boss for xmult on campfire

[faint badger]

okay thank you so much

[manic talon]

but you get sticker on every stake either way, its just most efficient on gold stake

[pale wolf]

ur okay

[split fractal]

WAIT

WAIT

WAIT

DO I SKIP BIG BLIND

IT REROLLS VIOLET VESSEL

[manic talon]

eh

[pale wolf]

you probably could

[split fractal]

i should

[wintry ice]

yea

[pale wolf]

It's not like you really have much scaling to miss out on, as long as you get enough campfire scaling in the small blind shop skipping seems safe to me

[manic talon]

shop for campfire sounds like a better plan ngl, but its fine too ig

[split fractal]

fuck its crimson heart and it just so happens to disable campfire

[split fractal]

i got a lot

[pale wolf]

I mean it changes every hand

[wintry ice]

classic

[split fractal]

ik but like

[manic talon]

you have 5 hands, its probably going to be fine

[pale wolf]

you played through that small blind very fast

smh

[split fractal]

now the duo died

[wintry ice]

did you remember to sell 8 ball to cash out on xmult on campfire

[pale wolf]

removes a target for heart tho

[manic talon]

its Crimson i think its better to keep ball now

[pale wolf]

maybe worth waiting til it picks 8ball

[wintry ice]

you could keep the last one but yea

[split fractal]

yay i won

[split fractal]

i

didnt

but

i won

so its fine

im NOT doing endless

if i struggle on crimson heart then i cant endless

[wintry ice]

awesome

[prime sleet]

this was a fun run

[graceful arrow]

3 dollas a round for nothinburger

[prime sleet]

with those rerolls not really

[wintry ice]

most of your score is chips anyways

[prime sleet]

yeah

[graceful arrow]

I’m clos

[prime sleet]

aight, last one

[graceful arrow]

Erratic my beloved

My gold stake run with erratic was i got a shit ton of 9s and got cloud 9

🥹

[prime sleet]

man this has been a long rerun

[cloud wolf]

I got it too But on purple stake

[wintry ice]

cloud 9 runs are fun

[prime sleet]

I had a pretty bad bug on april and lost all progress

[graceful arrow]

Whenever i get an early strength or death i always strength 8s or death 9s in case of cloud 9

🤞🤞

[prime sleet]

had to restart and redo all the stakes

[graceful arrow]

Bro IS a regressor

[prime sleet]

lmfao

true

[wintry ice]

mobile moment

[prime sleet]

the weirdest thing

[prime sleet]

is that it's not that

I only ever played on one computer

since then I started being safe ahahah

[wintry ice]

oh i associate those kinds of issues with mobile

[prime sleet]

yeah I've heard that it's more common on mobile

luckily it didn't reset unlocks, just progression

so I already had all the jokers and vouchers unlocked

[graceful arrow]

My mobile experience has been great

[prime sleet]

unluckily I'll have to redo challenges if I want the visual acknowledgment

[graceful arrow]

balatro truly knows no wrong

[prime sleet]

but I do have the achievement

[wintry ice]

i've heard of mobile balatro sometimes not saving progress

[prime sleet]

I have a hunch I'm not going to experience that

[wintry ice]

damn

[prime sleet]

stake?

[graceful arrow]

Cloud 0

[somber charm]

Any

[graceful arrow]

White stake ghost
Gold stake ghost

[somber charm]

Blue stake black deck

[violet bear]

Ghost has consistent immolate
Plasma does not have consistent immolate

Thanks for coming to my ted talk

[prime sleet]

the only time I'd argue for plasma is on white since the point requirements don't grow that much between antes

[wintry ice]

ghost makes early scoring easier and makes seals easier to get

[prime sleet]

and even then I ain't sure I'd warrant for it

[solid garden]

checkered deck gold stake, 3/15! was able to save up money with mime and pivot to shit jokers to gold them, so 4 more stickers!

[wintry ice]

plasma makes early scoring easier and makes lategame weirdly difficult on higher stakes because scoring is a lot more awkward

[simple bronze]

Stuntman with invis blue print and brainstorm is Gfa

Gfa

Ggs

[prime sleet]

btw check the kings

[solid garden]

wise words, hideo kojima

[graceful arrow]

Cloud nothingbuger 🥀🥀

[violet bear]

And if you don’t need the scoring its free interest

Which is nice

[simple bronze]

Why not play yellow seek at that point

[violet bear]

I still can’t get myself to sell the hex even when i should though

Shiny jonkler too nice looking

[wintry ice]

spectrals in shop

though yeah yellow deck is more consistent

[graceful arrow]

Immolate next reroll

[violet bear]

Yellow is also less fun imo

[prime sleet]

saddest image ever

[coral egret]

the eternal riff raff

[wintry ice]

the

[shell seal]

goat

[dense wraith]

Lost gold stake to violet vessel, had fortune teller and supernova as my mult and campfire and lucky cat as xmult, having the eternal rebate definitely wasnt good for campfire as I wasnt able to sell jokers in the later antes

[shell seal]

any recommendations for golden needle?

[white zodiac]

get lucky

[dense wraith]

get some reliable scoring or something

[white zodiac]

no way 💥

[shell seal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1303797147933741156.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=jimbo_spin

[white zodiac]

consumables

they exist 👅

[dense wraith]

I know it still wasn't enough value

unfortunately I think I only had 2x on campfire at violet vessel

[unreal island]

the plant

thank you obbypoo

[shell seal]

the jonklers i got 💔

[unreal island]

two goats and a fraud

[wintry ice]

on-scoring jokers

[shell seal]

this is looking good for now

[spring dragon]

Greetings twins

[viral raft]

Yellow deck

[shell seal]

this is looking fine

im still scared

[lunar zealot]

constell is not bad xmult

far from the worst xmult actually

that's like

idol

[viral raft]

worst xmult, compared to Hologram

that's why the title is "best xmult"

because both are great

[lunar zealot]

it should say better

[twin lantern]

consistent 0.2x if you have two blue seals is not bad

[viral raft]

true, mb

[twin lantern]

worse would be more accurate

[viral raft]

yeah

[vocal rose]

I find the game typically fucking me over by not giving me standard packs

I like constellation more

[twin lantern]

well hey i said it's a possibility

[viral raft]

i'd rather contellation imo

[twin lantern]

same

[viral raft]

but Hologram is good as hell too

[vocal rose]

either or is winning x mult

[twin lantern]

if it's like ante 7 I'll take hologram cus at that point i won't get enough from constellation

[vocal rose]

isn’t that the opposite

since you’ll find less standard packs

[twin lantern]

also if you're on nebula then constellation is just goated

[viral raft]

Hologram even if you don't buy too many cards is still great

[vocal rose]

not guaranteed

[twin lantern]

hmm you're right

[vocal rose]

whilst endgame with econ you’re guaranteed planets

[twin lantern]

yeah

[shell seal]

holy

[twin lantern]

mb

I'm still not good at the game so

[twin lantern]

holy free win

[viral raft]

like, theres alot of spectrals that works with him, standard packs are just 0,25 mult at that point and +0.25 is a big xmult difference

[shell seal]

dont ever say that🥀

[unreal island]

GO TO THE BATHROOM!!! YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF!!! ahh build

[twin lantern]

it is

[twin lantern]

holy shit 😭

[unreal island]

obelisk carried the run btw

[twin lantern]

peak

[unreal island]

if it weren't for my sweet obbypoo i would've lost the run

[viral raft]

Obelisk is great

[shell seal]

what do i sell for bp?

[viral raft]

idc you guys opinion

[shell seal]

campfire?

[viral raft]

Obelisk is probably one of the best rare jokers

[unreal island]

im guessing that greedy joker is there bc of ur lack of +mult

[shell seal]

ye

[viral raft]

-> Looks inside
-> Address me

[shell seal]

and cuz i get 2 stars (tarot card)

[lunar zealot]

you're forgetting my goat bbc

[shell seal]

and i have director's cut

[unreal island]

i do love a good bbc

[cyan ocean]

4 of a kind ace (dont ask why i have joker on ante 4)

[unreal island]

awesomesauce build

[viral raft]

cool build

[unreal island]

4oak build with straight chips joker

[viral raft]

seel Jimbo for interest

and maybe the Straight chips one

[cyan ocean]

yeah

im not using straights much anyways

[viral raft]

yeah

try to use hanged to deck fix

and don't use too many death in the same cards

so flowerpot keeps online

[prime sleet]

uhm

[twin lantern]

one typo and now you're dating somethin

[prime sleet]

did it

[cyan ocean]

oh yeah
this will be the first time i ever actually use hanged

[viral raft]

what?

i mean, hanged is a amazing Tarot

[prime sleet]

achievement didn't pop, though. Is there another requirement for completionist+?

[cyan ocean]

ive never used hanged i always sell it

for some reason

[viral raft]

wtf

[twin lantern]

challenges i think
-# misinformation

[shell seal]

nope

[twin lantern]

im dumb sry

[shell seal]

play and win a white stake run

[viral raft]

i mean, less card in your deck is more chances that the card that you want appears, that's why hanged is great and ABandoned too

[viral raft]

Is a bug, won a run in any stake/deck and the anchievemnt pop up

[cyan ocean]

oh yeah
idk what abandoned is tho
im not that good im on red stake

[prime sleet]

ty, will do it later

[buoyant fog]

gets business card in hopes to get out of debt
its a rental
realizes it actually sucks
sells it
open arcana pack and gey judgement
use it
business card without rental
EZ MONEY

[twin lantern]

it's a deck

[viral raft]

Abandoned is a deck that you unlock by Blue stake for what i remenber

[twin lantern]

no face cards

[cyan ocean]

oh ok

i see

[viral raft]

Basically starts with no faces

[viral raft]

sounds bad, but less cards in your deck means that you can easily 4oak and straights

[twin lantern]

bro made a typo and changed the typo 🙏🔥

[viral raft]

so abandoned is a easy won in builds

[cyan ocean]

im on the mark and i swear everytime i discard the faces 4 more appear in it's place

[viral raft]

shhh

[twin lantern]

dude you're so unlucky 😭

[buoyant fog]

what ante should I stack up on planets for constellation

[viral raft]

one time the wheel boss actually hit my entire held in hand cards

and i was playing straights

lmao

[cyan ocean]

whats the wheel do again

[twin lantern]

oh wheel BOSS

i was like "since when does it hit held in hand"😭🙏

[prime sleet]

1 in 7 cards gets hidden

[viral raft]

is a boss, each card have a 1/7 chances to be hidden

[prime sleet]

you can get as unlucky as to get all hits on that 1/7

[cyan ocean]

lmao it hid your entire hand

[viral raft]

yeah

[twin lantern]

1. play 5 highest rank cards
2. see them score
3. menu
4. go back in game
5. profit

[viral raft]

is 1/7^8 in probabilities

[white zodiac]

nothing 6 out of the 7 times

[prime sleet]

did you screenshot

that's hilarious

[viral raft]

that's cheating

hell naw

[twin lantern]

no it ain't

shh

[prime sleet]

4/4 for me

[twin lantern]

those are definitely some figures alright

[shell seal]

i got 2 hands in the needle cuz i got hieroglyph lol

[dense wraith]

soul card
gets trib in a ride the bus run

[buoyant fog]

doing a pair build btw

[white zodiac]

unlocks throwback 😐

[dense wraith]

maybe the pivot is necessary tho

[prime sleet]

well that ain't a ride the bus run no more

[white zodiac]

not even

[twin lantern]

bruh 😭

[buoyant fog]

Nah

[still frost]

There's literally a blackboard and a card sharp

Assuming they both are not perishable

[twin lantern]

hm that's happened like 10 times fo me

[buoyant fog]

dont pivot bus run on ante 4

I'd say thats a little too late

[dense wraith]

actually both are

[wintry ice]

wh

[still frost]

That's really funny

You love to see it

[white zodiac]

why trib is the worst of the legendaries part 3

[unreal island]

Bro

[tranquil cedar]

balatroll

[still frost]

Banana pog

[unreal island]

Cruelty really is cruel

[twin lantern]

but why 😭

[unreal island]

True!

[buoyant fog]

brainstorm worst joker in game

actually worthless, ahnk exists

[cyan ocean]

cause ive never seen the use for it in all the times ive had it

[prime sleet]

no gifs sad

[buoyant fog]

just copy the joker

[prime sleet]

that's banas

[twin lantern]

just delete 3s bro wyd 😭

[buoyant fog]

why do you need a separate joker that copies it when you could just actually copy it

[still frost]

Delete 3s

[white zodiac]

hang man always have a purpose for making other existing cards higher in value

[twin lantern]

🧠

[still frost]

Delete 6s and 7s

[twin lantern]

7s i agree but 6th sense:

[tranquil cedar]

heh...

[twin lantern]

7 most usless shit ever

[buoyant fog]

Localthunk should hire me to fix the game

[white zodiac]

straights

[twin lantern]

oh shit you're right

[twin lantern]

no synergy:

[twin lantern]

wanna start another chess match?

[tranquil cedar]

yeah straights are useless let's kill them all /j

[white zodiac]

they don't need it

[wintry ice]

making high value cards more likely by removing low value ones

[shell seal]

this guy..

[cyan ocean]

oh yeah
im stupid i never realized that

[buoyant fog]

First thing I'd do to fix the game, make legendarys common

[tranquil cedar]

ping me tomorrow and I'll be down to do so

[twin lantern]

you're fine

[twin lantern]

ight

[tranquil cedar]

cause today I'm quite the busy man

[twin lantern]

nah all good

[buoyant fog]

next, all shops are free

[twin lantern]

i gotta go soon roo

[prime sleet]

hangman as legendary

[cyan ocean]

fun fact: ive gotten only violet vessel in all decks ive played minus one time i got leaf

i hate it

[prime sleet]

bananas as ultra legendary

[buoyant fog]

Every common joker costs a real life 10 dollars to buy

[tranquil cedar]

Tony_Onionsan is the albert of the balatro server

[shell seal]

not so sure

[buoyant fog]

who the fuck is Albert

[tranquil cedar]

"Albert, how did you get into college?"
"door"

[cyan ocean]

its albert

[buoyant fog]

I KNEW IT

[cyan ocean]

everyone knows albert

[brittle tendon]

Doing flush 5 with green joker was a choice

[cyan ocean]

everyone loves albert

[buoyant fog]

I FUCKING KNEW IT I WAS TYPING DONT DO A DEEZ NUTS TYPE JOKE ON ME

[tranquil cedar]

LMAOOOOOO

[buoyant fog]

wait nevermind I misread

or did I

I dunno

[tranquil cedar]

yeah you did but like

[buoyant fog]

guys I'm going bananas

[tranquil cedar]

it's funny anyways

[tranquil cedar]

say that again...

[buoyant fog]

I'm going Gros Michel

[tranquil cedar]

Y'know...

I'm kinda caving a dish rn

[buoyant fog]

Michel gets Gros on my Cavendish until its extinct

[cyan ocean]

no gifs

sad

i would have vsauced you

[white zodiac]

post incident world

[buoyant fog]

guys I worked 36 hours in 3 days this week

I'm tired

[shell seal]

finally... golden needle is defeated

[buoyant fog]

how tf do u have gif perms

[coral sluice]

🙀

[tranquil cedar]

phone

[languid valley]

i had 12 hearts

go fuck yourself

[buoyant fog]

Ohhh are embeds just not allowed

[white zodiac]

deserved 👅

[buoyant fog]

cause links

that makes sense

[tranquil cedar]

exactly

[cyan ocean]

lmao

[twin lantern]

[twin lantern]

okay that's diabolical

[buoyant fog]

this is me when Michel gets gross on my Cavendish un-

[twin lantern]

no no let bro cook

[buoyant fog]

okay but this is joke of the year

[twin lantern]

continue that

[shell seal]

me playin with a wee

[tranquil cedar]

It's not loading for me, I really hope it isn't a Mario party glove rubbing a spike's belly that messes with my phone's color scheme

[twin lantern]

holy shit 😭

[twin lantern]

alas, it's a rickroll

you have been tricked

[buoyant fog]

I deserve a game award just for that joke

[twin lantern]

okay bro wtf 🔥

[buoyant fog]

LMAO

[tranquil cedar]

local shrunk

[buoyant fog]

NOOOOOO

[tranquil cedar]

he small as hell now

[buoyant fog]

Honey, I shrunk the game dev

[white zodiac]

no
ppl post tier lists in here from time to time

[buoyant fog]

its one of those jokes thats too funny to laugh at

[tranquil cedar]

localpunk

[buoyant fog]

like its just too brilliant

[tranquil cedar]

he likes spikes and thorns

[twin lantern]

you might be killing the joke

[white zodiac]

ok buddy

[twin lantern]

holy christ 😭

olay a 4oak card sharps 🗣️🔥🔥

[tranquil cedar]

card sharp implies the existence of a card flat

[twin lantern]

yes

that's

insane

[cyan ocean]

i love grabber + blue deck

[twin lantern]

holy

shit

[wintry ice]

bro's joke is so bad that he needs to advertise it

[white zodiac]

card coarse

[cyan ocean]

what about card dull?

[tranquil cedar]

• burglar

[white zodiac]

would've had more success posting tier lists

[tranquil cedar]

i was making a music joke 😔

[twin lantern]

that's a couple spectrals

[twin lantern]

guess only i got it 😭

[cyan ocean]

tier list of vouchers:
grabber: S
other vouchers: F-

do yhou guys like my tier list

[tranquil cedar]

perhaps

[tranquil cedar]

NO.

[pale wolf]

ive lost my touch

[brittle tendon]

The rare showman W

[tranquil cedar]

It's missing nacho tong

[cyan ocean]

you dont count

[brittle tendon]

Then to white stake with you

[tranquil cedar]

I've been debuffed

[twin lantern]

wdym?

screen's capacitive touch?

[brittle tendon]

I think they mean skill

[twin lantern]

oh

OH

[cyan ocean]

what does this mean

[twin lantern]

that DOES make sense

[white zodiac]

lo calories

[unreal iron]

sugar free localthunk

[twin lantern]

english is my second language mb

[brittle tendon]

Nah it's fine

[pale wolf]

i can no longer be good at game i am only funny

[twin lantern]

low calorie

[red thistle]

nirvana fans when i tell them to achieve enlightment and reach the pure land.

[pale wolf]

red stake black deck has slain my ego

[cyan ocean]

the only thing that can possibly save me is the stupid amount of hands i have

[wintry ice]

black deck moment

[white zodiac]

wait did you not get to gold stake yet 😭

[twin lantern]

holy hands

where's jokers 😭

[cyan ocean]

black deck wasnt bad

[pale wolf]

i havent been attempting much at all but i lost twice in a row on red stake

[cyan ocean]

went broke trying to buy more hands

[tranquil cedar]

fuck jokerless I'm doing a jokerful run

[pale wolf]

i slow roll my playing