🕹・game-discussion

[buoyant ridge]

maybe i should reset my profile because for sure i accidentaly cheated some gold stickers

[twin lantern]

you can't have more than 4 jokers at any moment

[hoary ravine]

behold

[low falcon]

What if 4 and 1 negative

[vocal rose]

still no

[hoary ravine]

no

[twin lantern]

nope

just

[hoary ravine]

just play on painted deck lol

[twin lantern]

4

[vocal rose]

just play painted and dont take a negative

[warped moth]

Omg I had a run like this once, kind of

[twin lantern]

yeah

[warped moth]

GGs

[low falcon]

My situation

[sly coral]

?

[hoary ravine]

lol

yeah make sure u dont go over 4

The mime is probably bait

[tranquil steppe]

I had a run the other day like that on gold where I had to sell Chad or square (which was at over 250 chips)

[low falcon]

Should I kill mime?

[tranquil steppe]

Always kill the mime

[twin lantern]

i mean if your deck doesn't have many gold cards

[verbal wren]

Second naneinf nice

[low falcon]

I just have 1

[twin lantern]

Kill the mime.

[tranquil steppe]

Kill the negatives. It’s a good strat

[twin lantern]

take the banana✌️

[hard silo]

Pari thinks he can do something

[warped moth]

Burnt Joker, Madness, some good mult jokers idr, another simple xmult
Everything eternal, 3 rentals
I didn't even care about money anymore, I had everything I needed to eventually scale my way to ante 8 😭🙏

[twin lantern]

+10 mult carries

[warped moth]

I won ante 8 with a debt of over 60

[pale wolf]

ok ok

fr this time

[hard silo]

I prefer 15 or x3

[tranquil steppe]

The certificate joker is actually GOAT tier

[stiff fjord]

orange stake complete ✅

[hard silo]

Yeah

Free planets

[tranquil steppe]

Congrats Clippy!

[stiff fjord]

obelisk strong

[pale wolf]

a good start

which one you guys taking

[tranquil steppe]

Take the $25 or all $50

[warped moth]

None, I select both blinds

[pale wolf]

"the 25"

[tranquil steppe]

Get that cheddar

[pale wolf]

skipping once is definitely correct

[twin lantern]

skip both

[buoyant ridge]

should i cheat my c++ ?

[tranquil steppe]

You can skip twice easily. You just need 2 flushes on the boss

[hard silo]

Probably the second one in case I need help

[buoyant ridge]

nvm i will do it

[pale wolf]

ok maybe i dont skip

[hard silo]

O

[warped moth]

Told you 😌

[hard silo]

yeah I don’t skip the first one

In case something happens

[twin lantern]

nah

[pearl wadi]

Hey I just went into negative money and I don’t have credit card or just came in form the tooth

[pale wolf]

then again... idk

[twin lantern]

that's quite a lot of fun you're missing out on

[buoyant ridge]

here it goes

[hard silo]

I don’t think .5 is too much of an issue

[twin lantern]

happens

[warped moth]

Always bet on finding the final piece of Exodia on the one blind you planned on skipping

[hard silo]

So just go for moneys

Second round

[warped moth]

This run is crazy

One could even say it is

It is

[buoyant ridge]

jep im so done with c++

[warped moth]

It is bananas :D

[twin lantern]

one could say you cheated

[surreal spruce]

C++ was the only fun part of Balala

[twin lantern]

but i have no proof

[surreal spruce]

Balatro is a bad game

Truthnuke

[buoyant ridge]

or how about i go into console, then copa yevery joker i need a gold sticker and then win the round, ez c++ ;D

[white zodiac]

not playing the game was my favorite

[twin lantern]

desinstaling the game was my favorite

[surreal spruce]

Me playing deadlock instead

Truthnuke

[twin lantern]

asking for a refund too

[surreal spruce]

Best part of Balatro is turning the game off

[warped moth]

Wtf is this build vro 😭

[tranquil steppe]

Banish them to the shadow realm!

[surreal spruce]

Absolute cinema is what

[white zodiac]

oops

[warped moth]

-# God, it hurt to type out "vro"

[surreal spruce]

Why does vro hurt vro

[buoyant ridge]

Easy round to C++ ;D

[surreal spruce]

I love vro

[stiff fjord]

stone cards + erosion

[warped moth]

This run is crazy

One could even say it's

It;s

It's madness

:D

[tranquil steppe]

Bruh vro straight bussin fr fr ong no cap sigma so cinema skibiddi toilet riz

[buoyant ridge]

will i get my c++ soon ?

[twin lantern]

holy

what the 6 7

[surreal spruce]

My lil brother would understand this

[warped moth]

One day we will have to answer to god

[warped moth]

Because I should hate the generations younger than me, duh

[buoyant ridge]

this ceaht is so awesome the game plays itself, i just go c++ easily

[twin lantern]

ngl ts so kvn icl ts pmo s hrd🥀

[warped moth]

kvn?

[twin lantern]

'?' br tnk h shkspr🥀

[tranquil steppe]

Canio is our Balatro God

[pale wolf]

weird game

[tranquil steppe]

Wht y dng tryn cnfs th nbs?

[warped moth]

No, he is our singer

[tranquil steppe]

He’s a priest my dude

[warped moth]

CANIO HEAR THE SILENCE
CANIO SEE THE DARK
CANIO FIX WHAT'S BROKEN
CANIO FEEL MY HEAAAAART

[twin lantern]

dihh🥀

[pale wolf]

incentivized to:
a. not draw cards (blue)
b. draw queens (stm)
c. play pairs (sly)
d. play high card (stm)

[vestal fern]

when she skibidi yo banban but you lowk a rizz god

[warped moth]

This looks like it will be very fun or an instant death, based on how lucky you'll get with deckfixing

[buoyant ridge]

EZ C++ cheat ;D

[twin lantern]

dayum

[warped moth]

I'd just ignore sly after a bit ngl

[twin lantern]

yea

like maybe if it was plasma

[buoyant ridge]

this cheat is so awesome the game plays itself and gives me c++ so easily, i dont need to do anything

[twin lantern]

sybau🥀

[tranquil steppe]

Brh th nbs nt ndrstnd th cd f th gn z

[warped moth]

Just ignore/block 😌

[pale wolf]

now im locked in

[tranquil steppe]

Awwwww yissss

[vestal fern]

we can see the debugplus dude

[tranquil steppe]

@pale wolf better build up those queens

[warped moth]

Steel queens will go crazy with this

[tranquil steppe]

Who needs kings

[buoyant ridge]

i just want to play the game how i want

[warped moth]

Though I'm sure you know that lmao

[tranquil steppe]

Bruh u got play how we wan son

[twin lantern]

fr

that or js leave twin

[warped moth]

Imagine having fun in games smfh

Ts pmo and all that

[buoyant ridge]

once i have c++ in my steam achievement i cant remove it right ?

[twin lantern]

sybau twin ts pmo ngl br ts so kvn gddm🥀

[stiff fjord]

y u no skibidi

[mortal pike]

I cant make ts up

[warped moth]

What does kvn mean 😭🙏

[tranquil steppe]

No fun allowed here! We must criticize everything

[twin lantern]

WHAT

[tranquil steppe]

Iykyk

[twin lantern]

2 SHOWMEN?!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUY BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tranquil steppe]

Show me the men

[warped moth]

Holy shit Murphy is cloning himself

[sly coral]

i played balatro for 15 hours today im so tired

[tranquil steppe]

15 is scrub status

72hrs or bust

[warped moth]

Hello so tired

I am Fytos!

[sly coral]

hiii

[tranquil steppe]

I like fritos

[twin lantern]

why is tyler talking bout balatro tho

[warped moth]

Btw I believe it's a funny thing to mention since I'm in Balatrocord. I cosplayed as Card Sharp this comic con :D

[tranquil steppe]

Wtf is a balatro?

[mortal pike]

Holy hell

[tranquil steppe]

You were a card shark???

[twin lantern]

same song btw

hidden references

[warped moth]

4 people found out my cosplay and we got pictures and all that, it was awesome to know Balatro fans exist in the wild

[sly coral]

midas mask x stone joker yaoi

[tranquil steppe]

Balatro is life

Good Halloween costumes from this game

You could be Canio the killer

[sly coral]

i would like to see a mrbones cosplay

[tranquil steppe]

Mr bones is so underrated

[twin lantern]

people hang mr bones in their homes

and shii

[sly coral]

who do u guys ship mr bones with

[twin lantern]

invis

[tranquil steppe]

The last boss on gold

[sly coral]

hmmm interesting

[hardy fable]

bloodstone so bones can proc earlier

trust trust

[sly coral]

i ship him with troubadour

[twin lantern]

why does balatro have jojo references

[fervent wolf]

I found your yt user

[sly coral]

whats his gender

[twin lantern]

why does everything have jojo references

[twin lantern]

you're saying 'his'

[fervent wolf]

Is that your yt tho??

[sly coral]

bc i think its a guy

[hardy fable]

yes

[sly coral]

might be a she too idk

[fervent wolf]

What are the odds lol

[twin lantern]

i mean i do think most jokers are males

[sly coral]

smeared is female

[twin lantern]

besides the objects and shoot the moon

[twin lantern]

why tho

[sly coral]

its because of the makeup

[twin lantern]

what makeup

all jokers wear makeup

[indigo vigil]

"Not gonna lie this so ??? ??? this shit pisses me off so hard"
translation

[twin lantern]

kevin

[tranquil steppe]

Why is shovel knight in balatro??

[sly coral]

yes but this is a girl that tried to copy jokers makeup but messed it up

she was confident but fumbled quickly

[twin lantern]

actually ts can js mean 'this'

[valid abyss]

do i take the nefarious mime

i get steels in hand frequently but is it enough to sell anything else i have

[tranquil steppe]

Even the bananas wear makeup

[sly coral]

but smeared is a girl

[twin lantern]

i mean actual jokers

[tranquil steppe]

You shut your mouth. Cavendish identifies as a joker

[twin lantern]

i'm quite sure you came up with that

is there proof?

[valid abyss]

can someone identify as an answer to my question rq

[twin lantern]

i mean irl jokers ok?

[royal shale]

that’s literally a card

[sly coral]

its part of the balatro lore

[tranquil steppe]

lol I’m messing with you

[sly coral]

but no theres no proof

[tranquil steppe]

I am the answer

[sly coral]

cards can have genders too

[twin lantern]

i identify as a messing and this offends me.

[valid abyss]

do i take the MIME™

[indigo vigil]

hi guys
i go by "ans/wer" now

[sly coral]

throwback is a girl too

[twin lantern]

the characters in cards*

[sly coral]

but everyone in the game thinks she is a guy

[willow frost]

yeah that really gave it away lol

[indigo vigil]

perkeo is a girl i think

[sly coral]

by in the game i mean the jokers

[tranquil steppe]

Oh snap

[twin lantern]

WHAT

[willow frost]

bars

[twin lantern]

NO

perkeo was a real guy

[indigo vigil]

.

[tranquil steppe]

Si

[valid abyss]

too late i next rounded it

[tranquil steppe]

Big rip

[valid abyss]

i do appreciate people identifying as answers though

[tranquil steppe]

I may not be the “correct” answer but I am an answer

[sly coral]

merry andy and matador actually tries to use trance to open a gate but throwback stops them after she finds it out but everyone thinks she is a guy because of her clothes

[twin lantern]

i identify as a though and this offends me too.

[valid abyss]

i identify as you and i'm offended by this

[sly coral]

showman is the boss of throwback but he was actually one of the enemies at the start

[tranquil steppe]

Whoa. Read that as “thot” for a second

[twin lantern]

hadn't seen this

[twin lantern]

i identify and this

[vestal fern]

i found Perkeo in a TikTok comment section

[tranquil steppe]

There are a lot of dark parts to balatro

[valid abyss]

how obliterated is this obliteration

[tranquil steppe]

You won’t quit now, no balls!!!!

[valid abyss]

thats it

im new running

just to spite you

[tranquil steppe]

Awwww yisssss

The plan is working

[twin lantern]

i mean i didn't know balatro was mentioned in perkeo's wikipedia article

i already know all 5 legendaries were actual jokers

all of them but yorick

[sly coral]

sock and buskin is a guy w personality disorder btw he kills burglar later in the series

[cold finch]

gotta start a new deck grind, options are
Zodiac
Painted
Erratic
Nebula
(Saving plasma for last

[valid abyss]

i'm a throwback lover and im not sure whether to sell the scholar for it or just skip

is scholar better here

im playing 5oak aces

[sly coral]

zodiac

[twin lantern]

he's the widely known theater mask or however you call it

an object too

[valid abyss]

stop objectifying him 😭

[sly coral]

u know nothing about the lore

[valid abyss]

the sob in question is an actual Cry and not the widely known Laugh™

[twin lantern]

sock and buskin is a goddam mask bro

[mild hazel]

Thanks money god

🙏

[valid abyss]

do i take the throwback guys

i need an answer or balatro will be out to get me

[twin lantern]

no

[lunar gate]

give me boots(actually pretty good)

[valid abyss]

thank you for the quick and concise answer

[mild hazel]

Nah don't

[mortal basin]

Why does jojo’s have balatro references you mean

[twin lantern]

no

[twin lantern]

cool name...

[sly coral]

scholar x fibonacci yaoi

[sly coral]

now thats goodd

[mortal basin]

Thank you

[twin lantern]

FIBONACCI IS A MATHEMATICAL PROPERTY

[indigo vigil]

you love WHAT

[lunar gate]

my eyes hurt
why so saturated

[valid abyss]

texture pack

i like it it makes balatro colorful

[twin lantern]

name?

[valid abyss]

#1412350576762814501

[sly coral]

erm no hes actually a person created w seeing double and the creater is the scholar itself (sixth sense helped him too bc he needed trance to use seeing double)

creator x creation yaoi

[indigo vigil]

blueprint and brainstorm yaoi is better

[valid abyss]

okay well goodbye beloved run

[sly coral]

thats too classic

[twin lantern]

uhm

[valid abyss]

first time i didnt automatically go for a face card run

WAAAAH

btw there was a perkeo but i sold it for the scholar

it did nothing for me

[lunar gate]

too colorful

[sly coral]

uhm what

[valid abyss]

is this homophobia...

[twin lantern]

i identify as homophobia and no, it's not me.

[valid abyss]

wait how the fuck is high card my most played hand

[lunar gate]

no
too colorful for me

[tranquil steppe]

Bruh you didn’t quit!

[valid abyss]

i am a habitual liar

[tranquil steppe]

Okay, well what’s your favorite color

[valid abyss]

bleen

[sly coral]

burnt joker is burnt(angry) because they burnt his drivers license after he crashed his car

[valid abyss]

is this balatro lore

[tranquil steppe]

Mother fugger stole my favorite color!!!

[indigo vigil]

yes

[twin lantern]

burnt joker has a burnt dih

[tranquil steppe]

It’s true. He was drinking and driving too

[valid abyss]

i am also a habitual thief

[frank light]

working my way through erratic deck now

[sly coral]

this is the license he lost

[tranquil steppe]

Oh shiz. Better hide my “stuff” and my “things”

[twin lantern]

js find a deck with flush five of anything from the start

[valid abyss]

did he lose weight right after the crash too

[lunar gate]

it even has lore?

[frank light]

ye

[valid abyss]

he looks far leaner in his burnt form

[sly coral]

he burnt some calories

[tranquil steppe]

Damb he really stole Jen’s license

[valid abyss]

Good One

[sly coral]

ty

[valid abyss]

damn: now with lambs

[tranquil steppe]

Get out of my head!!!

[sly coral]

btw cartomancer isnt human

[valid abyss]

YOURE not human

how do you like it when i call you that huh

[twin lantern]

family friendly final boss

[tranquil steppe]

Cartomancer is my mom!

[valid abyss]

cartomomcer

[twin lantern]

it's a card

[sly coral]

i identify as a flower pot so its fine

[tranquil steppe]

Not misses pots?

[valid abyss]

do you give x3 mult when a hand is played with spades clubs hearts and diamonds

[sly coral]

its actually created by balatro god so it could keep all of the tarot cards in its control

[tranquil steppe]

Don’t answer that

[sly coral]

i give 3x mult when im angry happy excited and shocked

[tranquil steppe]

@valid abyss Wants to steal all your pots

[twin lantern]

i identify as happy and this offends me.

[valid abyss]

flower pot should be renamed to bouquet and there should be more flower joker variants like tulips n shit that do different stuff

[twin lantern]

i'm not you.

[valid abyss]

itd make the flower pot more interesting

[tranquil steppe]

No no it should be renamed to swag. Look up the definition of swag

[willow frost]

it always is

[valid abyss]

swag city

[sly coral]

the idol is the wee joker btw

[lunar gate]

i'm a obelisk
hmm yea

[valid abyss]

my wee was worshipped?

[tranquil steppe]

The idol is a tiki you noob

[tranquil steppe]

Sus

[valid abyss]

just like burglar

[lunar gate]

my wee is average size...

[sly coral]

he dressed as idol because golden joker bullied him a lot

he wanted to scare him

[valid abyss]

WHERE is this lore COMING FROM

[sly coral]

golden joker is just a rich bully

[tranquil steppe]

My Wii plays games

[sly coral]

LMFAO

[twin lantern]

from pots' inside

[indigo vigil]

me

trust me

[sly coral]

this lore is real guys

[twin lantern]

Looks inside

[tranquil steppe]

Golden joker is the insta flexing a bunch of $1 billz

[sly coral]

its all in my mind

[tranquil steppe]

You didn’t read the lore?

[sly coral]

reserved parking is a guy btw

[twin lantern]

so it's actually yuno miles?

[valid abyss]

my chair is so uncomfortable

[twin lantern]

what

[tranquil steppe]

Yasssss queen

[twin lantern]

so i said i love reserved parking like 200 times... and then...

[sly coral]

hes dressed up as a parking sign to get customers to the autopark

burnt joker burns that autopark later tho

[tranquil steppe]

I bet he tows cars too

[lunar gate]

egg.

[indigo vigil]

it's a sign

[twin lantern]

egg is in fact an egg.

[indigo vigil]

egg is jimbo's face paint

[sly coral]

thats how so many things actually start

[tranquil steppe]

Yo eggs + ice cream mmmmm

[twin lantern]

completely unexpected plot twist

[sly coral]

oh and the egg

is just a egg

[twin lantern]

.

[lunar gate]

no
it's a reserved parking

[tranquil steppe]

Can we build a dr Seuss deck hmmmm

[sly coral]

juggler and drunkard is the same guy

[twin lantern]

i identify as a a and this offends me

[north schooner]

5 straight straights on the vessel, four fingers, you've earned your sticker

[tranquil steppe]

Damb

[twin lantern]

no.

because it would be a useful joker

[lunar gate]

i identify as a obelisk and say that reserved parking is great

[twin lantern]

and that would be bad

tf is pots typing

[cedar shell]

i wonder what kind of joker becomes SO much better when negative

[twin lantern]

chicot

[lunar gate]

sure?

[cedar shell]

like obviously most every joker is better negative but which one has an incredibly drastic improvement i wonder

[tranquil steppe]

The dark knight

[sly coral]

vagabond is actually the old owner of that autopark but hes the old owner because 1 week before he goes to fortune teller and after fortune teller tells him whats gonna happen he leaves his shop , after this he loses all of his money while gambling so he starts working under showman too

[cedar shell]

showman is whatcomes to mind for me

[twin lantern]

idk

you'd eventually have to sell him

[tranquil steppe]

You never sell showman

[sly coral]

showman sells u

[tranquil steppe]

That’s how the show ends. It is known

[sly coral]

hes the boss in the lore

[tranquil steppe]

What is this Soviet Russia?!?!?

[north schooner]

Credit card, invis, stencil, diet cola

[lunar gate]

mmm
i will say cartomancer

[twin lantern]

no

it's me

✌️

[tranquil steppe]

I want regular cola damb it!

[sly coral]

rocket

[north schooner]

egg

[sly coral]

seance

[cedar shell]

i dunno about stencil

[lunar gate]

why diet cola?

[north schooner]

Seance is never useful

[tranquil steppe]

Diet cola is a lie you tell yourself

[sly coral]

it can be useful

[north schooner]

Because you don't have to sell one of your necessary jokers just to sell cola

[cedar shell]

you can have 5 slots filled and still get your tag

[sly coral]

i used him over 5 times on zodiac deck yesterday

gave me 4 immolates

[dry ether]

What is the worst legendary joker? The one that disables the boss blind?

[north schooner]

Also, any perishable blueprints or brainstorms can copy cola

[sly coral]

trib

[twin lantern]

blueprint a diet cola and sell it

[lunar gate]

well
that's right

[north schooner]

Canio

[tranquil steppe]

Madlionio

[twin lantern]

what

absolutely not

[lunar gate]

chicot

[stark karma]

too early for sherman I'm assuming?

[dry ether]

Woah a lot of different answers

[tropic umbra]

how do i get palette

[tranquil steppe]

Give me a fuggin regular coke ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[twin lantern]

sell the trading card

[dry ether]

Mine personally is Chicot, too lackluster for a legendary joker, if you have director's cut, it's just not good enough to be worth the slot

[stark karma]

they're all pretty good

[tropic umbra]

my only thought is ante 1 ecto and manacle

[stark karma]

good call lol

[tropic umbra]

as well as a secret third thing

[north schooner]

I mean any negative utility joker is useful, I was trying to think of ones that get proportionately more useful if they're negative

[twin lantern]

ecto and manacle indeed

or you js find 2 ectos and trash a run

[tranquil steppe]

Did anyone else get 151/150 jokers?

[wintry ice]

trib is the worst one because he has the most opportunity cost

[tropic umbra]

but what's the secret third thing

[north schooner]

Invis stencil is mostly relevant for ghost deck with ankhs and ectos

[twin lantern]

isn't it enough?

[tropic umbra]

no

[twin lantern]

if you don't have palette it's enough i think

brush*

[tropic umbra]

that only gets you down to 6

[twin lantern]

then a stuntman?

[tropic umbra]

you need to reduce hand size to 5

[north schooner]

Merry Andy, stuntman

[tropic umbra]

do you think I have a stuntman

[twin lantern]

or merry andy yeah

[tropic umbra]

do you think i have a merry andy

[twin lantern]

then you can't?

[north schooner]

I forget which one small hand size unlocks

[twin lantern]

or 2 ectos

[north schooner]

Is stuntman beat a run in 12 or less?

[twin lantern]

no

[lunar gate]

how marble joker could be useful by his own?

[twin lantern]

100.000.000 chips i think

[wintry ice]

you haven't specified

[twin lantern]

18 or less is wee joker and 12 or less is merry andy

[north schooner]

Painted deck

[twin lantern]

what

[tropic umbra]

that is the opposite actually

[twin lantern]

no

[north schooner]

Yeah you have to look under the truck for the last hidden one.

[royal shale]

downpatching and playing gold stake

[tropic umbra]

i do not have gold stake unlocked

[north schooner]

My cousin's uncle's best friend's daughter showed me

You wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school

[twin lantern]

you'll just get it randomly one day bru

i mean the palette

[royal shale]

get an Ouija

[cedar shell]

ok hear me out

[royal shale]

get another Ecto

[cedar shell]

i have a lot of red seal kings

yes it is a flush five build

[twin lantern]

sell socket for baron

[cedar shell]

but the baron is funny

[tropic umbra]

I'd need to get really lucky to have a mega spectral pack (or 2 spectral packs in a row) and then get the manacle

sure the manacle isn't required

[twin lantern]

socket what gosh

[tropic umbra]

but i need it

[twin lantern]

sock and buskin

sell it

[twin lantern]

the baron is better

play high card

[wintry ice]

htr is fun]

[cedar shell]

my high card is level 4 rn

[lunar gate]

what is the most harder gold stake by decks?

[wintry ice]

depends on if they have enough kings to make it worth taking

[cedar shell]

i had an ido but despite it being like 17 kings a couple other cards it just never behaved and i had to take oops to not die

[twin lantern]

if your kings are red seals it won't matter at all

[cedar shell]

im going to sell sock, please dont betray me

[wintry ice]

black deck

[twin lantern]

oh right sell the dice

[wintry ice]

the upside isn't enough to solve the terrible downside

[twin lantern]

if you play high card you won't really need the oops

just brainstorm the baron

[pale wolf]

🙂

[twin lantern]

sad

[tranquil steppe]

No no no no this one is getting Pink on every deck, every joker, and getting pink Joker on every deck

[wintry ice]

bruh

[pale wolf]

also a potentially scary boss blind not scary anymore

immediately, even

[tranquil steppe]

Take the certificate

[wintry ice]

i have 7$

[tranquil steppe]

You’ll be fine

[twin lantern]

he can't go into debt

[dry ether]

TO THE MOOOOON

[cedar shell]

who suggested the freaking baron

[tranquil steppe]

He can do it

[sly coral]

how did u find another bluejoker wout showman

[honest knoll]

Chat am I stupid and missing something about obelisk????

[tranquil steppe]

Just gotta believe

[wintry ice]

i would have gotten it immediately if i could afford it

[tranquil steppe]

Yes. Obelisk is garbagio

[wintry ice]

sticking to 1 build isn't always worth it

[viral raft]

I hate erratic deck

[twin lantern]

second worst joker?

[north schooner]

Repeat after me:

"not what we're doing here, bro"

[wintry ice]

the massive scaling per round will outpace a lot of planets if you have any source of chips

[honest knoll]

I thought so but whenever I say it’s peepeepoopoo garbage I get accused that I’m just using it wrong lmao

[cedar shell]

its too late, i sold oops and my score fell off a cliff

[viral raft]

you need scaling jokers to make it work

best joker to won runs

[robust lance]

It requires brainpower 💔 (something of which I don’t have, so I basically can’t use obelisk)

[viral raft]

i literally won my C++ with him

[pale wolf]

ignore that pls 🙏

[viral raft]

Obelisk is so good

[twin lantern]

papu?

un papu?

[cold finch]

Why is my white stake luck so much better

[cedar shell]

YOU

[viral raft]

Yo soy El Papu

Lord Papu

[cedar shell]

never listen to you again

[wintry ice]

people think that checking run info every 2 antes after playing pair 20 times is too difficult

[twin lantern]

you did play high card right?

[viral raft]

Guys, Obelisk is great

[hard silo]

The brainpower being spamming one hand for half of the game and them moving on to something else

[cedar shell]

turns out you need some base mult

[north schooner]

oh no you fell for it 😭

[viral raft]

i mean yeah, most of players just play one poker hand and dies

[robust lance]

Yeah man I just can’t do that

[twin lantern]

Lost my best idol run to the mouth bc i wasnt paying attention 🙏

[cold finch]

problem is imo you invest into one hand type and suddenly need to pivot to something else

[hard silo]

Spamming pairs is one of the easiest things you can do

[twin lantern]

and your hand was all barons right?

[viral raft]

You just need 1 SCALING joker and obelisk is great

[twin lantern]

kings*

[wintry ice]

you also need like 10 kings for baron to even be something substantial

[viral raft]

like Runner, Square, wee, etc etc.

[robust lance]

Can’t do that

[wintry ice]

shit joker

[viral raft]

just one and Obelisk is great

[hard silo]

Yes you can

[tranquil steppe]

It’s mostlyyyyyy garbagio. It CAN be great. It’s just hard to set up and doesn’t always work

[hard silo]

White stake alert

[robust lance]

Nah man

I’m too stupid

[north schooner]

It always works for me, dunno what you're doing wrong

[twin lantern]

deck cleaning

[wintry ice]

"hard to set up" when playing into it is literally the same as an average gold stake run

[north schooner]

obelisk is the best joker in the game

[viral raft]

i mean, is better to spam Two pairs or a "kinda" hard hand

so you can spam itr

[robust lance]

Do you clean your decks with windex?

I do

[viral raft]

to win runs? YES

[wintry ice]

i need 500$ of deckfixing for the sunk cost fallacy joker when i could just win the game by taking green joker

[viral raft]

Obelisk >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Baron

[north schooner]

But that's true of like 80% of jokers

[wintry ice]

idol is even worse in that regard

it needs even more work to be worth using

[viral raft]

Finally someone that is based

[wintry ice]

and it's still outclassed when it's at it's best

[viral raft]

i mean 90% of jokers are better than baron

baron is probably the worst Rare joker

with the Tribe

[hard silo]

Pairs are more reasonable as it’s already the most consistent poker hand so it just falls naturally to it

[robust lance]

And then superposition >>>> obelisk
(We’re in a superposition of saying superposition is the best or worst joker)

[surreal spruce]

It is the worst rarenkoker

[wintry ice]

tribe is good for checkered

[twin lantern]

idk bro i just like getting insanely high scores in like purple stake

[wintry ice]

baron is good when you already won and don't need jokers anymore

[white zodiac]

mk #🕹・game-discussion message

[wintry ice]

if your stance is based on what you find the most fun then just say so

[serene forge]

I hate Photograph

[twin lantern]

last time i used baron in orange stake i got to e22

[viral raft]

Superposition is ok, good tarot generator, but not a win condition

[hard silo]

Who’s talking about fun we’re talking about what’s good

[viral raft]

True

Baron is fun but obelisk is better

[white zodiac]

pretty much

[twin lantern]

ok bro i'm just good using baron ig

mb then

[plush osprey]

something being fun is good

[serene forge]

I hate Baron

[north schooner]

I've definitely won ante 8 because of Baron, but it's extremely situational

[wintry ice]

if you were you wouldn't be taking it

[viral raft]

I hate erratic deck

[hard silo]

Run it on gold and see how long you can take a streak with it

[white zodiac]

oh

[tranquil steppe]

No comprendo. How do you know what your most played hand is that round and how do you know when a different hand is catching up to it

[serene forge]

i play gold stake exclusively pretty much

[white zodiac]

i stay away for it too

[serene forge]

I can only think of one run where baron would've actually done anything for me

(I didn't even get it that time)

[robust lance]

Erratic was like the third or fourth deck I gold staked

[viral raft]

Gold stake is way fun than white

[white zodiac]

I read

[north schooner]

Obelisk completely changes the game with only 16 words in a single sentence.

It is a paragon of game design

[viral raft]

idc your guys opinions

[plush osprey]

check the run info screen

[serene forge]

white stake is wayyy too easy for me to get a serious game out of

[serene forge]

no you don't you're a balatro player

[north schooner]

well no wonder you don't like obby

[hard silo]

I like to ride on the scary roller coasters not the ones designed for toddlers at Disney land

[shell dagger]

Set it up properly

After a certain point you shouldn’t have to look

[twin lantern]

i either make the most stupid mistakes on purpose or get quite far and go back to playing gold stake

[serene forge]

I've had obelisk runs where i legit don't even look because i have 27 pairs played in ante 3-4

[white zodiac]

yeah don't mind the 8 hands played on 4 different poker hands, that was more of a self imposed challenge

[tranquil steppe]

Ohhhhhhh. It’s the numbers all the way to the right on the “poker hands tab”. See, I like to give full answers

[north schooner]

my PB for obelisk is x17.2

[viral raft]

Gold Stake forces you to play good, not just play another face build just to die because of the plant

[pale wolf]

balatrodle 🙂

[cold finch]

Simple build, number go brrr

[viral raft]

White stake is just way easy

[white zodiac]

I don't look at my hands played after I start scaling it

[viral raft]

like until you realice how to play is just a walking on the park

[stark karma]

should I take the blueprint now or hold? I do have spectrals in my arcana packs

[cold finch]

Holy... shit...

fucking +20 mult +20$ twice in one hand

[white zodiac]

how do you just now figure this out after c++

[serene forge]

eh nah

to win consistently you need to be good

[white zodiac]

uh

[serene forge]

but if you're just fishing for wins you can still just do that

[twin lantern]

depends on your deck

[tranquil steppe]

I have skillz

[white zodiac]

that's pretty vague but yeah sure

[stark karma]

its perfect

[pale wolf]

lmfao wait

[twin lantern]

gold cards or steel?

[hard silo]

Apparently not

[twin lantern]

or none

[pale wolf]

you thought obelisk sucked bc you just had to guess what your hands were

[stark karma]

back up steel

[white zodiac]

💔

[twin lantern]

if gold then take blueprint

[tranquil steppe]

Shhhhhhhh

[stark karma]

cool

[hard silo]

Yeah wtf

[twin lantern]

way better econ than reserved parking

just get all the copies on mime before the end of the round

[tranquil steppe]

I’ve played this game without looking up any strategies

More fun for me to figure it out

[hard silo]

That’s concerning to not be diverse

[pale wolf]

the design concept behind obelisk is building a tower of one hand and then dancing around it by playing any hand but that

[wet wave]

Balatro.

[viral raft]

exactly

that's why gold is fun

[sly coral]

i love everyone in the chat

[wet wave]

I don't love you

[viral raft]

because is about being good

[twin lantern]

if it isn´'t

[sacred compass]

Man I just love when you accidently press the "unlock all" button and achievements get disabled on a save you were genuinely doing good on ❤️

[sly coral]

thats okay

[twin lantern]

my greatest enemy...

[viral raft]

THAT'S MY STEAM ACCOUNT

[white zodiac]

obby licks works wonders with having independent scoring sources

[wet wave]

Literally isn't

[cloud sinew]

you have to press it twice 😭

[wet wave]

Let me RP as Jimbo you bitch

[sacred compass]

💔

[viral raft]

right, but i'm the only one who plays it

[pale wolf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1379214645742796911/1427778166021292052/screen-20251014-175701.mp4?ex=68f01989&is=68eec809&hm=508b4177f147d85e5ff9c510400b29eee52b7d85c39c2d708b2c1bc41722d10a&
fun stm madness game

[viral raft]

and i'm doing the C++

[robust lance]

Say something only jimbo would say!

[wet wave]

What did I do :3

[hard silo]

This isn’t something you accidentally do bruh

[viral raft]

you're taking credit of my C++

[sacred compass]

well now I have to start a new save so bummer

[viral raft]

angry

[sacred compass]

😔 💔

[wet wave]

Too bad these chips are all virtual

[twin lantern]

you're jimbo...

[sacred compass]

curiosity got the best of me

[robust lance]

Ok yeah he’s the real one

[twin lantern]

you said that...

[stiff fjord]

i like obelisk

[white zodiac]

obby licks

[sly coral]

did u follow the madness's location that was so cool bro

[stark karma]

gonna farm money with business card on a baron build ToT

[dry ether]

How it feels when a lucky card gives you both 20x multi and $20

[wet wave]

Gary McCready

[pale wolf]

totally

[white zodiac]

not parking/ticket 💔

[stark karma]

sell BP and pray for perk?

[pale wolf]

it definitely wasn't the only non-eternal that would let me sell it or anything

[viral raft]

Jimbo gave me access to that discord account i also want to roleplay as Jimbo

[sly coral]

ohhh😭

[viral raft]

pls

[stark karma]

I can scum if it's not him

[viral raft]

[wet wave]

You're not Jimbo

[sly coral]

i totally forgot about that

[wet wave]

I'm Jimbo

[viral raft]

but i'm playing in the jimbo steam account

[pale wolf]

My Joker order was completely agnostic anyways so I was just finding it for fun

[sly coral]

thats why u r my goat

[viral raft]

i'm actually C++'d it

[twin lantern]

you can just quickly close the game if it isn't

[wet wave]

I'm Jimbo

[stark karma]

quickest hand in the west

[viral raft]

also me

we both jimbo

[twin lantern]

YO voy a jugar

[north schooner]

Does perk even help this late in the run?

[stark karma]

not really lol

[twin lantern]

i think he actually doesn't

[stark karma]

it can tho

[viral raft]

Scary shit

[celest trellis]

lost with level 11 flush💔

[stark karma]

prob not

[wet wave]

Jimbob

Jimboobs

[pale wolf]

I'm beeping

[viral raft]

Bobjim

[pale wolf]

it's time for a streak

[north schooner]

If you could guarantee that every soul gave you a perkeo, what would you do?

[celest trellis]

-4 mult

[wet wave]

Cry

[cloud sinew]

get perkeo whenever I used a soul

[wet wave]

All souls should give Jimbo

[twin lantern]

i'd uninstall balatro

[hard silo]

Wake up

[celest trellis]

rather have chicot

[twin lantern]

not like if i'd behave differently if i couldn't guarantee so

[cloud sinew]

never get C++ on switch

[royal shale]

If I could, I wouldn’t cuz it’s not Yorick

[wet wave]

We C++³ing it

[cloud sinew]

we are.

[wet wave]

C++⁴ when

[cloud sinew]

i keep losing on purple stake nebula

[stark karma]

business card is making like $40 #business

[twin lantern]

nebula is so ass imo

it's right there with black deck

[sly coral]

nebula is good if u get a decent start

[cloud sinew]

I've streaked black deck up to 4 wins, I've done a gold stake deck rotation for 15 wins and I can't do nebula on purple stake smh

[cloud sinew]

nothing statement

[wintry ice]

nebula is the second or third worst deck

[twin lantern]

everything is good if u get a decent start

[north schooner]

For real, though. Perkeo is the last legendary I have to gold stake, so every soul has it. Wondering if I should try for naneinf gold stake or something

[sly coral]

yes thats the point i wasnt srs

[wet wave]

<@&1133519078540185692> love y'all ❤️

:3

-# sorry if this ping is against rules, appreciate you keeping this server safe!

[tranquil steppe]

What’s the absolute worst joker?

[wet wave]

Everything other than Jimbo

[twin lantern]

calculated

[twin lantern]

Jimbo

[tranquil steppe]

A jimmy neutron fan I see

[sly coral]

jimbo is good

[wet wave]

Jimmy whotron

[tranquil steppe]

Brainnnnnnnn blast!

[twin lantern]

ik i js wanted to go against Jimbo

[wintry ice]

how has my banana not died yet

[craggy hearth]

We appreciate the support, but, as the team has stated numerous times at this point, please ping mods for appropriate purposes only. This is the last time I personally will be saying this.

[tranquil steppe]

Viva the nanners

[wet wave]

Sorry!

[north schooner]

I always thought it was matador, but then I left ante 1 boss with $32

[wintry ice]

i guess that'll do?

idk i haven't found an xmult joker since ramen

[hard silo]

Pings them again :/

[craggy hearth]

It’s all good, just gets a little frustrating past a certain point ❤️

[pale wolf]

slay, joker

[twin lantern]

How dare you offend Jimbo?

[wet wave]

How do people see when you ping someone else through a message ???

[sly coral]

wheel of fortune

[mild scaffold]

Mmm

[sly coral]

how exciting

[wintry ice]

this is unexpectedly high

[dry ether]

Nope!

[wet wave]

Gambling

[pale wolf]

feel a w-

[unborn cliff]

he's pinging the mod thats in chat not the entire team

[wintry ice]

might change supernova out for it since i have a lot of purple seals

[hard silo]

Like this

[mild scaffold]

My next joker on the list is shittylisk and flower pot

I wanna do that flower pot high card splash build I saw from an user here

[dry ether]

What type of deck gives you a lot of shop slots? or is that a voucher?

[mild scaffold]

And I also need onyx agate and rough gem

Should be easy

[unborn cliff]

zodiac makes you start with overstock

[sly coral]

shittylisk? Obelisk?

[wet wave]

Yes but how do you see it if you're not the one being pinged

Or is it visible

[unborn cliff]

which is a voucher

[dry ether]

Oh I see

[mild scaffold]

Yah

[pale wolf]

wow

[glass creek]

zodiac deck is cool

[wintry ice]

it's a voucher that's included in zodiac deck yeah

[north schooner]

Obelisk slander will not be tolerated

[unborn cliff]

here win

[mild scaffold]

Do it

Put on the mask

[oblique matrix]

IT’S A TRAP

[wet wave]

Jimbo better

[unborn cliff]

guys they mean shittylisk as in shittily overpowered-elisk

[tranquil steppe]

Obelisk is

[north schooner]

Overstock voucher

[mild scaffold]

Not at all...

[sly coral]

u need to have both chips and mults fron jokers if u want obelisk to work it cant be so hard

[mild scaffold]

Flower pot is unironically more consistent than obelisk

[oblique matrix]

Checkered

[sly coral]

i dont like obelisk too flower pot is goated tho

[tranquil steppe]

Yo obelisk is the GOAT fr fr ong

[unborn cliff]

obelisk is a ‎|| ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎|| joker

[mild scaffold]

The green squares association wants to indoctrinate me

[pale wolf]

3 hands of double space joker
no procs

[unborn cliff]

just get oops 4head

[sly coral]

spaceman is genderless btw

[unborn cliff]

space

[twin lantern]

obelisk is one of the jokers oat

[unborn cliff]

MAN

[tranquil steppe]

Go pink

[oblique matrix]

I once had OA6 and my space joker procc’ed like over 7 times consecutively

[frigid scroll]

hey everyone, is it ok to ask game stuff here?

[sly coral]

im not gonna get in the lore

[twin lantern]

of course

[tranquil steppe]

Wut

[viral raft]

true

[north schooner]

Nah works with planets too

[unborn cliff]

spaceman is a man and burnt joker is a woman because burnt joker does the same thing but slightly differently

[pale wolf]

6 hands of double space man
1 proc

[twin lantern]

some guys go mad if you ask things too easy for them but just ignore

[viral raft]

this entire server is about talking the game, of course you can

[north schooner]

Obviously jokers are more stable

[unborn cliff]

no why would you want to talk about the game in #🕹・game-discussion

[tranquil steppe]

I’m calling the wambulance

[tranquil steppe]

Yea that’s sus af

[north schooner]

Only if you don't know how to check your hand stats

[sly coral]

obelisk is just especially strong if u r working with jokers there r better options if u have good planet scaling

[tranquil steppe]

Noobs

[unborn cliff]

sus in the big 25 bruh 💀 ts so ohio skibidi

[frigid scroll]

idk, im just used to game communities being weird, thats all

[tranquil steppe]

Skibidi riz fo shiz

[unborn cliff]

type shit type shit

[tranquil steppe]

We’re normal OKAY?!?!?

[mild scaffold]

Like literally today I stickered

Four fingers
The tribe
Satellite
Burglar

With my actual point scoring being

Square joker
Green joker

[twin lantern]

another photochad brainrot kid

[vocal rose]

we are a weird game community

trust

[sly coral]

play on black deck for stickers

[tranquil steppe]

S hit damb it f uck me in the

[mild scaffold]

It's so much easier to golden sticker literally everything that isn't obelisk

[twin lantern]

debating the gender of fucking cards

[north schooner]

Here me out, burnt joker is spaceman who fell out of orbit into reentry

[wintry ice]

banana finally died

[tranquil steppe]

Did you even read the lore?!?!?

[unborn cliff]

ping thunk and tell him to add this to the lore

[mild scaffold]

You live in a fantasy

I prefer magic deck ~> omen globe ~> ectoplasm

[tranquil steppe]

Nooooooooooooo

[frigid scroll]

question is, is it worth it to get the hanging chad here?

[unborn cliff]

@eternal pumice would be devastated

[wintry ice]

and i kinda got cavendish

[sly coral]

black deck is more comfortable tbh

i love black deck

[twin lantern]

it's way better than sock and buskin

[tranquil steppe]

If you are balloting the chads, are you even living?

[wintry ice]

excuse me

[unborn cliff]

cavendish but slightly worse

[wintry ice]

what the fuck

[unborn cliff]

roffle lite short

[north schooner]

Yeah, just don't ask about bl**dstone

[mild scaffold]

Magic deck let's you start with 50 dollars with charm tag hermit

I much prefer consistency over late game pain

[unborn cliff]

sometimes

[wintry ice]

this run went from mildly concerning to conderning in a completely different manner

oh well guess i win

[twin lantern]

cavendish might want to be used

[mild scaffold]

It's just the R key, it's way less painful than trying to get anything related to black deck off the ground

[frigid scroll]

even if my deck is almost all kings?

[twin lantern]

what kings?

golden? mult?

[sly coral]

its not consistency if u r resetting tho

[eternal pumice]

I am:(

[unborn cliff]

its ok twin

[twin lantern]

photochad is 3 times x2 mult, 5 times if youblueprint the chad

[mild scaffold]

It's consistently holding R till you hermit and win

Just the way I prefer it

[frigid scroll]

started with luck for gold, now its all I have

[wintry ice]

oh wow this sure is devastating

[mild scaffold]

It might take longer but I've already gone through black deck once

Don't need two times

[sly coral]

fine as long as u have fun

[cloud sinew]

blueprinting the photo is better for photochad scoring

[twin lantern]

but the chad for lucky cards

[tranquil steppe]

Verdant demands a sacrifice

[unborn cliff]

me talking about what jack stauber song i don't need

[north schooner]

Yeah you can lay off the dna now

[pale wolf]

space man was a trap

[twin lantern]

wait

[twin lantern]

you're playing five of a kind?

[frigid scroll]

I guess I dont need to buff hologram no more at this point

[tough hearth]

what should i sell?

[frigid scroll]

yeah

[north schooner]

Nah, I could have won a bus run against the leaf today with a pair of queens

[wintry ice]

wh

[unborn cliff]

oops

[mild scaffold]

Oops tbh

[sly coral]

parking

[twin lantern]

with dna you should have played flush five tbh

[sly coral]

u r gonna be playing face cards

[tough hearth]

no bc my greed knows no limits

i play face in

the last hand

[twin lantern]

js okay them in the last hand

[tough hearth]

the other ones are for

moneys

[twin lantern]

yea

[wintry ice]

oops i accidentally played a hand at full power

10$ lost

[frigid scroll]

I dont think I ever played a flush five

[sly coral]

CAN YALL STOP WITH THE REACTIONS EVERYTIME I GIVE MY OPINION

[frigid scroll]

Ive been playing for two days, it is still all new lmao

[tranquil steppe]

Verdant is a menace to society

[twin lantern]

it's way better than five of a kind

[north schooner]

Make some glass number cards if you haven't seen The Plant yet (or don't have the reroll voucher). might be too late with the size of that deck tho

[twin lantern]

of course the goat is pair

[wintry ice]

given that oops doesn't really have a reason to be there without parking the logical move is to sell it

[sly coral]

1 lucky is gonna give u so much more money w chad and oops

[wintry ice]

oh cool a wheel of fortune polychromed my rebate

just when i thought this run couldn't be worse...

[twin lantern]

no?

[sly coral]

its gambling

[frigid scroll]

Yeah, I think it is a bit late for it tbf

[twin lantern]

only one oops makes it like 20 bucks every 6 cards or sum

[sly coral]

not every 6 cards its 1/6

u gamble whenever u can

[north schooner]

Don't worry, you're doing great

[twin lantern]

he is indeed

[tranquil steppe]

Yo I got that smiley lusty combo fr fr

[wintry ice]

purple seals try not to be insanely overpowered challenge

[twin lantern]

i couldn't go past like 5k during my first week playing

[wintry ice]

+93 fortune teller without vagabond is insane

[frigid scroll]

actuallym isnt it better to just change the hologram?

[wintry ice]

i'd replace dna or sock

what is hologram at

[frigid scroll]

4x

[twin lantern]

it's ok ig

[frigid scroll]

but it is getting +0.5 every round

with dna

[twin lantern]

sock isn't really doing a lot

[frigid scroll]

Ill get rid of sock

tks guys 🙂

[twin lantern]

np

[wintry ice]

yeah sock is a 2x

[frigid scroll]

...

unreal