🕹・game-discussion

[tawny verge]

What should I do

[alpine nest]

If ur goal is to get to ante 15 then reset ngl

[tawny verge]

Well ok then. Just tell me what should I sell to buy arrowhead or wether I should buy it or not

[alpine nest]

What're you scoring rn

[tawny verge]

Like 100k

[frank light]

ok this is just getting goofy now

lmao

[alpine nest]

Do you not have planet levels?

[twin lantern]

Cooked

[alpine nest]

Nat neg bs and burglar and mime incoming

[tawny verge]

Level 7 flush

[shell rock]

good news i started winning

[frank light]

i already passed up burgler because it was eternal and i didnt have baron

kind of sad now ngl

[alpine nest]

How're you scoring only 100k with that set up I'm confused

[tawny verge]

Idk

[still frost]

Jimbo decided that your did not deserve punishment

[brave bobcat]

natural negative baron am i goated

[celest pawn]

hi i need held to do neinfed plz

[brave bobcat]

i just got showman

im him

[celest pawn]

Should I take invisible? And how many steal cards do I need?

[ripe iris]

does this win or should i sell rocket

its at 9$ i really dont want to

[dawn summit]

good question lol

[ripe iris]

green is at +36 btw

[twin lantern]

screw burglar

[frank light]

what do i drop for mime if i get it?

[ripe iris]

im not selling burglar

[dawn summit]

why

[ripe iris]

i would rather die than sell a burglar

[twin lantern]

then send it already

[dawn summit]

i dislike burglar

[dawn summit]

yeah

[twin lantern]

it wins trust

[dawn summit]

STOP WITH THE FIRE EOMJIS 😭

[ripe iris]

wait i just realized

[warm kindle]

gold stake on black deck done 🔥

[ripe iris]

please tell me i calculated wrong'

[dawn summit]

nice

[warm kindle]

dagger was at like 136 mult and hologram was 4.5x I think

[twin lantern]

it's
475 × 122

[shell rock]

peak

[ripe iris]

i do have to sell

[shell rock]

what hand did you build

[ripe iris]

rip

[twin lantern]

57960

[dawn summit]

byeburglarar

[ripe iris]

do i sell rocket or or burglar though

[rugged bloom]

Ugh such a horrible Free Rare Joker 😒 /j

[dawn summit]

BURGLAR

[ripe iris]

whyyyyy

[warm kindle]

pairs

[dawn summit]

SCREW. the BURGLAR

[ripe iris]

burglar is good though

[twin lantern]

with ×3 it's 86925@ripe iris

[shell rock]

so that is a good hand

[dawn summit]

youll get him later on

[warm kindle]

didnt get any blue seals but I had a decent amount of levels on them

[warm kindle]

probably the best for gold stake

[ripe iris]

i think you forgot the foil stencil

its 525 i can win if i sell one

[warm kindle]

sometimes other hands can be better

depends on what u get

[twin lantern]

@ripe iris you get 116845 with 2 hands remaining if you sell rocket

[twin lantern]

i did

hold ip

[warm kindle]

but pairs are easy to play and have good enough scaling

[ebon rune]

Hello

[ripe iris]

355+20+100+50=525 i think

[frank light]

alright what do i kill?

[dawn summit]

uhhh

[frank light]

or is this stronger than with the mime?

[twin lantern]

you win if you have ×3

[ripe iris]

yeah

i just need to sell burglar or rocket

[twin lantern]

125995

[dawn summit]

idk lol

[ripe iris]

ughhhh i dont wanna sell either

[echo tartan]

the baron is better, wait until you have an extra joker slot to pick up a mime

[dawn summit]

yeah. agree

[frank light]

that was what i was thinking

[echo tartan]

yeah

[twin lantern]

i suggest do burglar as rocket will be $11

[oblique matrix]

I swear to god when I find the idiot that thought orange stake was a genuinely good idea

[frank light]

id hate to kill a blueprint

[ebon rune]

Hello

[heavy heron]

blueprint

[dawn summit]

lol

[ripe iris]

well burglar is scoring though

[echo tartan]

this game only has one developer

[heavy heron]

if anything you use brainstorm for copies

[ripe iris]

rocket is just econ

[heavy heron]

but blueprint

[ripe iris]

and i think i can get by without econ

[heavy heron]

or else your score suffers without mime

[twin lantern]

$33 (+2) per ante overshadows that

not to mention interest

[oblique matrix]

Localthunk best not be caught around my streets

[ripe iris]

since burglar is also money too

[twin lantern]

and unconditional econ

[ripe iris]

fair

[twin lantern]

+$2 on a good day

and if you need 7 hands you're already dead

[ripe iris]

whatever

[oblique matrix]

Perishable has screwed up 2 decent gold stake runs now for me

[tranquil otter]

deadass this is like the fourth parking this riffraff has given me

[ripe iris]

its fine i can always fine another burglar

[twin lantern]

but it's your choice. That's just my advice

[tranquil otter]

maybe its the third actually

but WTF

[dawn summit]

THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING!!!!!!!

[twin lantern]

fellow abandoned player 🗣️🔥

[tranquil otter]

chill on me with the parking bro

[dawn summit]

we dont need. burglar

[tranquil otter]

I love all decks almost equally <3

[twin lantern]

istg i got polychrome parking and negative business card from riff raff and a buffon pack respectively on abandoned

[dawn summit]

awesome sauce

what deck do you dislike

tell me

[tranquil otter]

Green

[dawn summit]

YES

i hate it so much

[tranquil otter]

honest to god i dont mind black deck

[dawn summit]

yes

i think its easier

[tranquil otter]

its actually kinda interesting

its harder

but green deck is so unfun

[dawn summit]

i need my interest cro. the econ is terrible with green

[echo tartan]

okay stop reacting with the fire emoji

[twin lantern]

agressive spending tho

[dawn summit]

@twin lantern CAN YOU STOP

[tranquil otter]

like it punishes you for playing the game and shit

[twin lantern]

no 😭

[echo tartan]

just stop

[dawn summit]

yes

i agree

❌

[ebon rune]

Hello to everyone

[dawn summit]

i wanna naneinf sometime. easiest is perkeo right? early

[twin lantern]

retriggers peobabky easier

[rocky nest]

yea

[dawn summit]

but problem is. you need to be lucky for that. i dont have luck

[rocky nest]

and copying cryptids

[dawn summit]

yea

[twin lantern]

but perkeo and the times mult for held planet voucher is amazing

[dawn summit]

with blueprint and brainstorm

[ripe iris]

thats too much rng imho, i prefer serpent burglar

[atomic forum]

all these negatives for one sticker

[twin lantern]

also use plasma

[twin lantern]

that's insane 🔥

[dawn summit]

insane

[twin lantern]

$–10 🔥🙏

[dawn summit]

DUDE STOP

[twin lantern]

I'm not even doing it 😭

[dawn summit]

STOP

[atomic forum]

try to guess which one got stickered

[rocky nest]

i got back to back black hole

[twin lantern]

Bros reacting to himself dawg 🙏

[dawn summit]

nooo

[twin lantern]

8 ball?

[dawn summit]

okay this is getting off topic

immma head out twins

enjoy balala

[atomic forum]

wrong

golden ticket

i already had gold sticker on 8 ball

pair spamming all day long is numbing my brain

[ripe iris]

what do i do here

if i sell rocket and it doesnt win im dead

but otherwise it might never land on rocket again

and then im super dead

[neat ore]

Honestly if Dr specterd wasn't playing against me I'd probably win

[ripe iris]

i need the 4x mult

[atomic forum]

https://efhiii.github.io/balatro-calculator/

[brave bobcat]

am i naneinf worthy

[fluid quartz]

yeah

[final viper]

thats no fun :(

[atomic forum]

hanging chad thinks its with the team

[atomic forum]

true but in situations like these i pull it out

[ripe iris]

i hate this calculator so much

[frank light]

got to Ante 14 heres the seed if anyone wants to try it out and push it further you do get baron mime blueprint and brainstorm
S7K833KU

[brave bobcat]

im at e18rn

[atomic forum]

i dont use it all the time

[brave bobcat]

hanging chad carrying rn

[atomic forum]

well yeah its gonna do way more early than other jokers

though ante 12 isnt very early

[ripe iris]

i hate when i ask a question and people are like "use the calculator" im asking you because i want help and suggestions but not just the answer to my problems because thats just borderline cheating

[frank light]

i dont think its cheating

its using your resources available to you lol

[ripe iris]

well you can argue it isnt

[brave bobcat]

i cant find blueprint or brainstorm for the life of me

[ripe iris]

but i dislike it because part of the fun for me is estimating if the score will be enough or not

[shy dome]

WOOOOOOT finally won a run for the first time
had Splash, Odd Todd, Fibonacci, Supernova, and Card Sharp, and i played and leveled a lot of pairs

[ripe iris]

and also im just kinda lazy

[brave pebble]

Been going for gold stake for black deck for week and half... can anyone help m

[atomic forum]

we dont know how high green joker is

[ripe iris]

cry

[brave pebble]

I am rn

[brave bobcat]

overstock plus my goat

[rugged bloom]

Oh no.... Eternal Blueprint and Brainstorn :( /j

[brave pebble]

I am in so much pain...

Black deck was fun until orange stake...

[rugged bloom]

What would be the best arrangement here?

[dark otter]

unfortunate

i think you should just quit this run

[rugged bloom]

Somehow accidentally won this run

[brave bobcat]

BLUEPRINT!!!

what do i sell

[rugged bloom]

Will you sell the Baron or the Baron?

[tawny ridge]

second day playing balatro. this is awesome

[atomic forum]

this was definitely worth the 5 minutes i spent

[rugged bloom]

It gets better lmfao

[tawny ridge]

i like the banana joker

[atomic forum]

who doesnt like banana joker

[rugged bloom]

who doesnt like banana joker

[atomic forum]

i liked it early on and i like it still

[rugged bloom]

lemme tell you something

you like banana joker?

[tawny ridge]

banana joker is the GOAT

[rugged bloom]

wait until you see the BANANA joker

[tawny ridge]

seltzer is also awesome

[shy dome]

in all fairness it is immensely easy to find pairs compared to other hands, at least with an unmodified deck

[fallow shadow]

you………………………………..,,,,,,….,,..,,,,,

[atomic forum]

yeah i know it just gave me the idea

[tawny ridge]

you!

[shy dome]

also fair

[atomic forum]

im familiar with superiority of pair lifestyle

[fallow shadow]

hi

[tawny ridge]

homestuck server :)

[atomic forum]

homestuck is forbidden

[rugged bloom]

Banana Joker allows you to get BANANA joker

And BANANA joker is peak

[tawny ridge]

also you're in the deltarune server

[rugged bloom]

Tricky Tony is working on that one right

the show of it

[fallow shadow]

i don’t use it though it’s incomprehensible i’m just in it for emojis

[brave pebble]

How much time did it take for yall to beat black deck gold stake?

[atomic forum]

correct

[tawny ridge]

yeah they have a lot of people

[rugged bloom]

0 seconds

cuz i still haven't

:P

[brave pebble]

Lol

[atomic forum]

like 80 attempts or so lol

[tawny ridge]

yeah he used to make music for the webcomic and was a voice actor for the pilot

[viral raft]

I hate erratic deck

[atomic forum]

just r until you have all kings

[viral raft]

unfunny as hell

Erratic most be the worst designed deck of the entire game

[atomic forum]

its not that bad

[viral raft]

like, how a deck depends on RNG

isn't bad, but come on is just so boring spam R

i just want to play

with a normal deck

[atomic forum]

having an imbalanced deck is good even if its not a very interesting rank

4oaks for days

[viral raft]

still boring and inconsistent if you're on high stake

is not bad

but omg is just so boring

[tawny ridge]

anyway i figured out i can use sock and buckin joker with seltzer joker so all my face cards are triggered thrice. now i need to enhance them with arcana cards

[fallow shadow]

i want erratic to be fun but in practice it’s either barely altered normal deck or 4oak lobotomy

[viral raft]

yeah

[echo tartan]

it can also be flush lobotomy

[viral raft]

Erratic is just a "4oak" spam

[echo tartan]

if you r really hard

[viral raft]

is just so boring

[willow frost]

apparently 4 days

[echo tartan]

close to 2 weeks, i think?

[viral raft]

you easily win yeah sure but holding R isn't a good deck desing

[brave pebble]

I have been trying for week and half

[willow frost]

took me the same amount of time as red deck white stake somehow? it felt like weeks

[brave pebble]

I feel horrible

[willow frost]

yeah

[viral raft]

other decks like Black could be bad but atleast is consistent in his idea (less hands but more jokers)

[brave pebble]

I wanna cheat i feel desperate

[rugged bloom]

If Balatro's so good why isn't there a Balatro 2

[viral raft]

Erratic is just a RNG shit

[echo tartan]

don’t beat yourself up about it, black deck gold stake is hard

[brave pebble]

I know I know

[viral raft]

i hate Erratic deck

[brave pebble]

I was sooo fun until orange stake

Really challenging

But fuuun

[tranquil otter]

gee gee xddd

ghost deck goated

[willow frost]

ok how do you get to ante 39

[drowsy gulch]

perkeo

[marsh dove]

Perkeo

[unborn cliff]

hacks

[marsh dove]

Observatory or cryptid

[willow frost]

goddammit

[tawdry spade]

147/150, yippee

[marsh dove]

Perkeo or some nat negative useful jokers

Or crimson bean glitch

Or Chicot glitch

[willow frost]

i havent seen perkeo in about a thousand games now

[marsh dove]

Or Mr bones glitch

[willow frost]

maybe bean actually

[unborn cliff]

ante 67

[willow frost]

ok mr bones doesnt count lol

[marsh dove]

Yeah I figured xd

[willow frost]

i asked for ante 39 not 15000000 calm down

[mild scaffold]

It can work out but you need a lot of luck + set up + winning jokers

The problem is that crimson bean is not the most reliable

[willow frost]

yeah idk

more reliable than perkeo though surely

[spring dragon]

I have returned my twins

And now to make a slur for face cards

[tranquil otter]

Not really observatory, observatory ante 39 is REALLY REALLY hard

[simple bronze]

waht do i take?

[spring dragon]

Misprint

[vestal fern]

You're close twinalingadingdpong

[unborn cliff]

misprint

[tranquil otter]

like its A way to get there but you need so many planets

[simple bronze]

but i could gamble on buffon pack

[spring dragon]

Yall help me make a slur for face cards

[unborn cliff]

i would take buffon pack

[echo tartan]

again, no

[simple bronze]

uh

[spring dragon]

Why?

[tranquil otter]

i guess if you combine observatory with baron serpent then you only need however much to cross the line for ante 32

[mild scaffold]

You want a combination of the following things

A build that is not joker dependant : planet levels with straights/4 oak/ flush five (since you wanna go baron) and 5 glass cards for safety

Blueprint and brainstorm
Burglar

With your two empty joker slots, troubadour and the bean (troubadour should hopefully be another brainstorm or blueprint)

[unborn cliff]

🥀

take and sell brainstorm

[spring dragon]

Facer is far too simple

[simple bronze]

@unborn cliff why did you tell me to take baffoon

[unborn cliff]

actually no

take agate

[unborn cliff]

always take buffoon

[mild scaffold]

The objective is to use the extra burglar hands to activate the crimson bean or crimson troubadour as many times as possible in the boss blind

[tawdry spade]

Stone and Glass joker are two of the three left though, they're gonna be a pain

[mild scaffold]

@willow frost that'd be a way to get to ante 39

[tawdry spade]

(and the third is Invis, at least that can show up in any given shop)

[spring dragon]

Facler?

[echo tartan]

glass joker is actually really strong

[spring dragon]

Pronounced Face ler

[vestal fern]

archies

[unborn cliff]

scales by 0.75x and only uncommon is so tuff

[vestal fern]

because the face cards are monarchs

[vocal rose]

ts so tuff gng

[echo tartan]

you never realize how strong it is until you need it for c++

[spring dragon]

I like you

[echo tartan]

jacks aren’t

[unborn cliff]

run

[rugged bloom]

Time to try and beat blue stake on plasma deck

[spring dragon]

Archies it is

[vocal rose]

stone was the worst

[tawdry spade]

For sure, the problem is making it actually show up.

[rugged bloom]

Infinite value

[vocal rose]

just slap the earliest justice and play normally

[frank nymph]

should have kept my scary face smh

[echo tartan]

totally

[frank nymph]

fuck chicot

[unborn cliff]

chicot pog

[marsh dove]

How hard with baron pivot

?

[marsh dove]

Better than trib

[tranquil otter]

pivot?

[frank nymph]

my 2 smiley faces watching:

[marsh dove]

I mean at the end sell perk to baron more

[echo tartan]

accurate

[tranquil otter]

its like barely worth doing that at all

[simple bronze]

i think i am cooked

[marsh dove]

Why are you booing me I’m right

[unborn cliff]

hold r

[mild scaffold]

True

[spring dragon]

It's not a boo, it's a confusion meme

[mild scaffold]

Observatory takes way too many antes to scale, most of the time you end up dying

[tranquil otter]

observatory ante 39 is only really doable if you get it scaling relatively early and fairly well

[marsh dove]

Yeah mine was also meme

[slender creek]

why is your joker still debuffed

[spring dragon]

Balatro is the only game where you can get numbers close to number of atoms in the universe

[echo tartan]

nah just pick up banner

[tranquil otter]

like if you get a little unlucky with finding blueprints and brainstorms earlier you might not make it

etc.

[echo tartan]

you’ll be fine

[simple bronze]

well i held r so thanks i guess

[tranquil otter]

as long as you get like e100 worth in planets by ante 32 you make it

but thats a lot of planets

[marsh dove]

I understand now

That’s a lot jeez

[spring dragon]

Yall think I'm racist?

[simple bronze]

what are your thoughts on minorities?

[marsh dove]

Way more surely

[spring dragon]

Idc

[marsh dove]

Way way more

[simple bronze]

@spring dragon is racists he just said it right there he doesn't care about minorities

[marsh dove]

🔥

[marsh dove]

Chiclets works anywhere

Trib does not and needs a pivot + bad boss blinds

Chicot my goat

[errant hornet]

one hand size voucher got blank like two antes ago no boss reroll vouchers got like one voucher tag in ante 2 unlucky

[safe moat]

Do I risk it for my biscuit

[marsh dove]

Obv worse than yorick canio perkeo tho

[mild scaffold]

Can confirm

[safe moat]

Trib is better than perk

[marsh dove]

Wild opinion

[mild scaffold]

Two copies of chicot wins reaches ante 39 tho, it's very cracked

[mild scaffold]

MMM no, it's really really not

[safe moat]

It is?

Sorry what?

[marsh dove]

[safe moat]

White stake is hilarious

[frank nymph]

do i just sell chicot

[marsh dove]

Gold stake chicot obviously >>>> and perk obviously >>>>

[marsh dove]

If you’re already winning no

[safe moat]

Keep Chicot

[unborn cliff]

double jimbo 🔥

[simple bronze]

do i take half?

[marsh dove]

Banger

[brave bobcat]

invis worth it?

[frank nymph]

i mean im barely scraping by

[unborn cliff]

take wily

[marsh dove]

If you need the scoring you need the scoring but if you don’t absolutely need it don’t

Could you get glass and live

[safe moat]

Not really Perkeos extremely unreliable for scoring if you really want to have a reliable amount of scoring trib is by far better than Perkeo and wins most runs

[brave bobcat]

[unborn cliff]

you will lose

[marsh dove]

I disagree 👍

[safe moat]

For why

[rugged bloom]

Which stake introduces the single worst difficulty?

[brave bobcat]

please speed i need this

[marsh dove]

Trib way harder pivot, perkeo works anywhere for any build

[brave bobcat]

my mommas kinda chipless

[simple bronze]

red stake

super hard

[brave bobcat]

i wanna help her out

[rugged bloom]

Y'know what

You're right

Red Stake IS the hardest difficulty to beat

[marsh dove]

Also trib dies to plant

Or if you don’t draw a bunch of kings and queens

[simple bronze]

this is ggs?

[rugged bloom]

Tbf a lotta things die to plant lol

[marsh dove]

Obv situational but there’s more situations where I can make perk work than I can make trib work

[brave bobcat]

@marsh dove can you help me out here

[marsh dove]

Only if you play a build with a counter like that and no way to pivot to live

[rugged bloom]

Like moi

[marsh dove]

Usually I’m playing flat mult flat chips scaling

Pair slop

[rugged bloom]

oh no.... what a horrible eternal >~<

[marsh dove]

You need dna and 4 copy jokers to live ante 24 I think

[serene forge]

here, win

[marsh dove]

You desperately need more copy jokers

[slender creek]

why do you have your full government name as your discord name

[rugged bloom]

Because that is NOT my full government name

:3

[marsh dove]

It’s a banger bc glass and Econ

[rugged bloom]

was /j

[simple bronze]

do i take square?

[rugged bloom]

What's your deck like

[simple bronze]

just normal

[rugged bloom]

hmmm

I personally believe in Photochad 🙏

but your call

[simple bronze]

i have ride the bus man...

[rugged bloom]

yeah i just noticed that

[floral mural]

also speculative photo is way way worse than speculative chad

and seeing the double foil i think taking square would hurt you with rental more than help here

[median kiln]

God I love this seed

[floral mural]

and you still need xmult after all

[north schooner]

this guy's never heard of the best president of all time

[north schooner]

Normally I'd say yes, but you've already got two foils to squares eternal.

just find an xMult that's not photo

[simple bronze]

damn i find madness but that gonna destroy my ride the bus

[north schooner]

not what we're doin' here, bro

[simple bronze]

i got 2 eternals tho

i just neeed to find eternal chip joker

man i should have taken square

[shell dagger]

You have telescope

[north schooner]

yer gonna die

[shut ocean]

I started an abandoned deck run. Ante 1 shop is smiley face and scary face. Ante 2 shop has photograph.

[simple bronze]

you just need to find paradolia

ez win

[mighty gust]

Two times in a row is crazy

The game's trying to tell me something

[brave bobcat]

is this good

[frank light]

pulled the goofiest straight build out my ass for that win

ride the bus high key an S tier common joker

[serene forge]

shoot the moon be bad challenge (impossible)

[tranquil otter]

blue seals soloing fr

[frank light]

and runner paired with four fingers goes crazy

[simple bronze]

still can't find x mult

[frank light]

you can pump up those chips so quick

[frank light]

just pray for hologram

he will show himself

[unborn cliff]

banana dies and then you instantly get cavendish

[simple bronze]

I TAKE MADNESS RIGHT?

[unborn cliff]

no.

[north schooner]

believe in banana

[simple bronze]

BUT DUO IS PERISHABLE

[unborn cliff]

skip

[simple bronze]

wait actualy?

why i don't take duo?

[slender creek]

teach thinks i’m doing my work but i’m playing the ‘tro

[eager grove]

What do I sell
Playing lucky heart kings

Cat is at 16.5x rn

[unborn cliff]

cat

[north schooner]

This is like they guy playing 12 chess games and getting checkmated in all of them

[frank light]

thats a rough decision

im glad i dont have to make it

lmao

[north schooner]

skipped the small blind with an investment tag on the big blind? wyd

[frank light]

honestly maybe drop the invis

if you want a consistent build because what if it copies the oops

[simple bronze]

help i need to find x mult

[frank light]

then youre screwed

[quartz ember]

think they might be trying for soul from mega arcana pack

wait no thats green(?) stake

[north schooner]

Did you sell banana?

[fading mango]

so close to the perfect score

[simple bronze]

yeah i needed duo

[terse vale]

business card is looking tasty

[fading mango]

i have an idea for a boss but idk if its a good idea, what if there was a boss that said something like score between 70k and 90k

maybe after each hand your score resets to give it another shot

[eager grove]

What's the plan now
Had to keep the cat bcs it was the head and I needed the multi from it to clear

[unborn cliff]

sell cat bro

[frank crypt]

My god, a NAT NEGATIVE BUS on Abandoned Deck after round 2.

[eager grove]

Aight bet

[frank crypt]

Ansolute baby seed

[unborn cliff]

here win

[simple bronze]

ok i win now right?

[north schooner]

viable

[unborn cliff]

BRO BLOODSTONE GO FUCK YOURSELF

[unborn cliff]

DUSK BTW 💔

[terse vale]

blessed seed

[eager grove]

Do I go for the idol or is it too early

Someone pls help 🙏

[serene forge]

kill bloodstone

[eager grove]

Idol isn't on red kings yet tho

[fading mango]

its a gambling game

gamble

[serene forge]

now i bet you understand me

[serene forge]

still does more than bloodstone

[unborn cliff]

i scored 418k at one point btw

[serene forge]

yep bloodstone moment

[unborn cliff]

i could have won.

[fading mango]

putting an x on my answer is fair tbh

[eager grove]

Aight if it loses it's your fault

[serene forge]

you're in ante 12 you already won lmao

[unborn cliff]

if you die with bloodstone its bloodstone's fault anyways

[eager grove]

My highest is e35 I wanna break the record

[unborn cliff]

0.1 in 2

1 in whenever

[serene forge]

1 in 9.5 chance of 0.44x mult when scoring hearts

[pure summit]

im still learning and dont rlly know what to do here. Do I replace the rebate or dusk with smiley?

[finite palm]

DAMN IT

😭😭😭

[pure summit]

that always feels bad lmao

[shell dagger]

You rerolled at $8

This one’s on you

[shell rock]

take a hint this is a two pair build

[atomic forum]

few jokers remain until c++

[north schooner]

fml

[terse vale]

not scoring too much anymore acrobat looks pretty

oops

didn’f mean to reply

[shell rock]

credit card in the celestial pack

[frank crypt]

….okay this…. This feels like a big big gamble

Like, next round is final boss.

[blazing ibex]

It really does lol

[north schooner]

sigil

[pure summit]

what do I do here?

[shell rock]

ok but like what if it works

[atomic forum]

wrathful joker, crazy joker, four fingers, mime, zany joker, faceless joker, seance, shortcut, luchador, erosion, stone joker, seltzer, acrobat, flower pot, matador, the family

[north schooner]

3 in 13 chance you die

[atomic forum]

i can probably do a little bit more anaglyph farming

[frank crypt]

The ouija tho. If it’s lands on an odd number….

gods this sucks XD

[finite palm]

I DIDN'T MEAN TO LOOK FOR A BLUEPRINT? 😭😭 i wanted flash card mult

[shell rock]

what hand are you buildin

[north schooner]

no

[frank crypt]

I went sigil. They all came up diamonds.

[shell rock]

rip

hope you win though

[frank crypt]

OOOOOH LOYALTY CARD CAME UP BIG

[plush osprey]

i would pretty much never ouiji at 8 hand size

[plush osprey]

that’s only 5/13 odds

[vocal rose]

never sleep on loyalty

[frank crypt]

Okay not gonna lie, I think this is where we die. LOOK AT ALL THOSE JOKERS.

[midnight sequoia]

Quick dumb question: Is playing a card already considered a trigger? So if I have a Polychrome Red Seal King and a Trib with a Sock do I have 2 triggers or 3 triggers?

[simple bronze]

how am i this cooked man

[frank crypt]

Fibonatloygreennatbushackevenfistbluethrow is a good joker build

[wooden magnet]

b ruh

[plush osprey]

3

playing is a trigger

[midnight sequoia]

thaanks alot!

[frank crypt]

Sell the Ace one, buy that grabber

[wooden magnet]

i had 18

[granite crown]

"this time for sure i will make a intresting build !!"
the intresting build in qeustion...

[noble shuttle]

Ayt, Erratic Deck is my third Gold Stake! :3

[floral mural]

this is me but with pair spam instead of photochad

[atomic forum]

looks inside

[noble shuttle]

I've played that exact build before :3

[noble shuttle]

No response D: tbh I suppose that's fair.

[floral mural]

erratic is just a normal deck with a slight preference for 4 of a kind builds

[noble shuttle]

I played High Card...

[floral mural]

no disrespect but like yeah

[noble shuttle]

I tried playing two pair, but the game kept giving me pluto.

Although I did get both of my Spare Trousers jokers to 52.

[simple bronze]

BRUHHHH

[noble shuttle]

Pair player spotted.

[simple bronze]

i swithed to 4ol

4ok

[noble shuttle]

Ah.

[floral mural]

playing the best hand in the game is weird?

[noble shuttle]

Obelisk?

[floral mural]

damn

[simple bronze]

no the family

[noble shuttle]

Eh, I feel like in reality two pair would be best, but my name states my preference.

[floral mural]

no pairs have just enough things over high card and are nearly as spammable so yeah

a couple jokers and a better planet

and actually usable obelisk

[noble shuttle]

Spare Trousers though.

[serene forge]

average negative skip tag

[granite crown]

also i just did green deck gold stake i absolute hated that deck with passion

[granite crown]

oof

[serene forge]

spare trousers enable pair pivots

[noble shuttle]

3:<

[floral mural]

thats true tho

if you wanna play spare trousers effectively you want a weakly leveled two pair

[noble shuttle]

I'll be real, I can see why people play pairs, I just prefer High Card.

If I was playing Obelisk I would pivot to Pairs.

[sonic pivot]

The green stake is kicking my ass any tips?

[fading cobalt]

I understand why orange stake is hard now

[wooden magnet]

you dont even get money for selling it...

[fading cobalt]

"oh thats a joker i desperately need for my run" andddd its perishable

[noble shuttle]

Yeah fr.

[simple bronze]

this is ggs?

[nova junco]

I require assistance

[noble shuttle]

Absolutely.

[fading cobalt]

Perishable baron, blueprint and cavendish within 2 runs 💔

[noble shuttle]

Damn.

[nova junco]

someone come into my house and physically force me to take the wrathful and not kill the run ante 2

[noble shuttle]

Plasma Deck Gold Stake is harder than they let on 💔

[fading cobalt]

If you grab oops then you're building towards lucky cat but if you grab club mult then it helps survivability

[fading cobalt]

Grab wrathful

[nova junco]

no, no, see if I get oops i'm rerolling for bloodstone

im gonna

get oops

[noble shuttle]

I'd personally take the spade mult, I ain't tryna go for lucky.

[floral mural]

plasma deck is really rough on higher stakes

[nova junco]

knowing full well its the wrong choice

[noble shuttle]

Yeah.

[fading cobalt]

Breathing is rough on high stakes bro

I breathe the wrong way and runs dead

[noble shuttle]

Which deck should I Gold Stake next?
1st GS'd deck: Checkered
2nd GS'd deck: Ghost
3rd GS'd deck: Erratic

[winter pike]

erratic

o

wait

im stupid

[noble shuttle]

Fr, sneeze and you're already dead.

[noble shuttle]

lol

[serene forge]

perishables aren't as bad as i used to think they were

[winter pike]

i cant read 😔

[serene forge]

abandoned

[simple bronze]

is this ggs?

[noble shuttle]

It's alright! Don't beat yourself up :3

[winter pike]

painted!!

[winter pike]

i would never :)

[serene forge]

for any other player it would be

[simple bronze]

thats mean

[noble shuttle]

Hm... Painted then, cause you're a fellow Yorick glazer.

[simple bronze]

i listen to u and save money for interest and i lose

i am going to opne every pack i see

[winter pike]

lets gooo

[noble shuttle]

What do I do with extra hand size? Hm... AHA Mime and Baron run :3 /jk I'm just tryna Gold Stake lol.

[serene forge]

what does that have to do with losing a blueprint poly pants run in ante 3

[winter pike]

i played straights

[noble shuttle]

You should save up interest. It's really helpful.

[noble shuttle]

Good idea, best scaling planet.

Dr.Specterd says so.

[nova junco]

guess who decided to show up

[noble shuttle]

Lucky.

In many ways lol.

[half plover]

flush is calling me guys

[nova junco]

I'm just waiting for bloodstone and some magicians from the 2 PURPLE SEALS I CANT FIND

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[noble shuttle]

Certificate in the corner: 😏 🫵 Desperate!

[nova junco]

why

[winter pike]

it's inconsistent without oops

[noble shuttle]

Uh... Umm... @winter pike Yeah, screw straights this run... I got an ancient joker for free...

[winter pike]

and statistically likely to not work at least some of the time

[winter pike]

fair enough

[noble shuttle]

Flushes now.

[winter pike]

ancient joker is pretty nice

[crisp path]

IZ9WK7PK great seed

[nova junco]

thats fair

[noble shuttle]

Oml, fellow Yorick glazer I just got dusk...

[winter pike]

here, win

[serene forge]

its bad

[noble shuttle]

I now have Ancient Joker, and Dusk on round 2!

AND GOLD STAKE!

If I fumble, I'm gonna cry.

[lean spade]

vajabond when ur rich hmmge

[nova junco]

hes trying his best

[winter pike]

this was my first zodiac gold stake attempt

very free

[winter pike]

his best is inconsistent

[dark fable]

Rate the build

[noble shuttle]

Madness + eternal joker = Nearly free win... BUT YOU GOT TWO!

[winter pike]

never seen better

[simple bronze]

aw man

whaty do i take

[noble shuttle]

Pair player spotted.

Or you could be an oak player.

[plush osprey]

oak? you mean high card

[noble shuttle]

___ of a kind. They have the 2x mult for a hand containing a pair.

3oak, 4oak, 5oak.

Though... Nobody plays 5oak on round 4.

[winter pike]

me and my erratic deck

[plush osprey]

nobody should play 5oak ever

[noble shuttle]

Ykw, thats relatable.

[heavy heron]

that’s my baby right there

5oak

don’t sleep on the 5oaks

[dark fable]

I had to drop one of the showman and kill the most goated synergy ever

[noble shuttle]

5oak is pretty good with the right deckfixing... though... every hand is.

[winter pike]

the five showman build

nothing beats it

[heavy heron]

it scales very well and is arguably easy to deckfix towards

don’t need to worry about suits

just strengths and deaths

[dark fable]

I lost the run right after I dropped one of the showman

It’s a sign

[steady hedge]

okay the invisible does also copy perishable tags right?

[echo tartan]

yes

[heavy heron]

i remember there’s a trick you can do to make it go away

i just don’t remmeber what the trick was

[steady hedge]

yeah goodbye to brainstorm then

[noble shuttle]

Me when I lose because I accidentally played a straight flush instead of a flush: Title Aquired: The

[heavy heron]

i think you sell the brainstorm while it’s copying invisible?

or.. something?

maybe it doesn’t make it go away but it

[noble shuttle]

I've had two invis at the same time, and it copied one another.

[heavy heron]

like, i don’t remember

[steady hedge]

now I have two pairs of pants

[heavy heron]

i just remember that copying the invisible and selling brainstorm does something

[steady hedge]

not as good as 2 bananas but eh, close enough

[noble shuttle]

Yeah, but why would you do that?

[heavy heron]

why wouldn’t you?

[nova junco]

wait what

[heavy heron]

it’s perishable anyway

[heavy heron]

you can copy invisible with blueprint or brainstorm then sell blueprint or brainstorm

[noble shuttle]

BROOOOO... @winter pike I now have photo(Not chad) added to my build...

[nova junco]

I remember it saying incompatible

[heavy heron]

i remember there’s a nuanced trick to it

i just don’t remmeber exactly what it was

i saw roffle do it once

and never again

but something about perishable brainstorms/blueprints and an invisible

[marsh dove]

I thought invis wasn’t copyable

[winter pike]

photo kinda sucks when it's alone

[noble shuttle]

Yeah, but CHAD POSIBILITY

[winter pike]

true

[north schooner]

How does ankh work? Is there a 1 in 4 chance it hits the madness and doesn't delete anything? Or is it guaranteed to kill it?

[noble shuttle]

Rember, I have dusk.

[winter pike]

yes

1/4

[winter pike]

ohh right

[north schooner]

thx

[noble shuttle]

I just got invis joker...

[winter pike]

okay so it does do something

[north schooner]

Not going to do it, just curious

[vocal rose]

are you fucking serious

of course I dont draw a pair

[noble shuttle]

Can two ancient jokers hit different suits?

[winter pike]

no

i do not believe so

[vocal rose]

I hope this straight wins

[noble shuttle]

Good.

[errant brook]

I'll send when I die

I got excited as due to skip tags I found a NEGATIVE INVIS JOKER...at ante 31 meaning I won't even get to pop it

[winter pike]

what a tragedy

[north schooner]

backup saturns

[vapid nest]

What happened

[north schooner]

no pairs

[vocal rose]

I didnt draw a pair

[winter pike]

but did you win

[vapid nest]

And The straight?

[noble shuttle]

Fellow Yorick glazer, I sold photo for invis and gave me a second dusk was this worth it?

[vapid nest]

Worked?

[vocal rose]

it did

thankfully

[vapid nest]

Nice

[noble shuttle]

I have one jonkler slot open.

[winter pike]

yes it was

ancient jonkler wouldve been better

[noble shuttle]

God, I made sure I wanted either dusk or ancient joker.

[noble shuttle]

Ye.

[tacit kraken]

I’ve heard getting naninf resets your high score, is this true or does it just not register

[winter pike]

but the dusk was better than photo

[nova junco]

so hows this

[winter pike]

8ball

free win

[noble shuttle]

Real lol.

[nova junco]

lmao of course

[vocal rose]

and I also found the run saver too

[noble shuttle]

Also, now I'm not face card reliant.

[vocal rose]

obelisk is so fucking good

[north schooner]

reading the boss blind explains the boss blind

[vocal rose]

you could've just skipped

lmfao

[nova junco]

yeah but ancient hit hearts

wdym skipped

[tacit kraken]

Guys

[winter pike]

skipped the big blind

[nova junco]

i think so

[north schooner]

it wasn't hearts on the big blind

[winter pike]

to keep it on not hearts

[north schooner]

because it never chooses the same suit twice in a row

[nova junco]

eh I already got a jupiter so I beat it in 2 hands anyways

[winter pike]

fair enough

[tacit kraken]

You think so for which

[winter pike]

i wouldnt have skipped either tbh

only ante 1

[nova junco]

that it resets the score

[north schooner]

but for future reference, if you see a suit boss, and ancient isn't on the suit, skip

[lean spade]

is it even worth it with cut?

[tacit kraken]

So should I unlock all on a different save file then

[nova junco]

yeah ik but it was ante 1, you beat that boss pretty easily even without anything

[north schooner]

oh hah, all that for nothing

[simple bronze]

haha i win

[north schooner]

new tech unlocked, at least

[simple bronze]

;ast deck to gold stake

i'm feeling this one

[north schooner]

I lied and it's glorious

[simple bronze]

i take spectural then take photo right?

[noble shuttle]

@winter pike I got a perishable chad, but I'm on ante 7 boss so I'm selling foil even steven.

[simple bronze]

okayyy

i will take that

[winter pike]

very nice

[noble shuttle]

Now I hope I get a good finisher boss.

[vocal rose]

me when obelisk single handedly carries my run

[noble shuttle]

F-Fuck... I-I miscounted my hands left a-and threw away the w-win...

😭

[winter pike]

noooo

[vocal rose]

you took like an extra minute to type that out and thought this was it

[winter pike]

:(

[north schooner]

I'm an idiot again

[noble shuttle]

Ancient Joker + Dusk (x2) and chad... on gold stake...

I wanna un-exist now...

[winter pike]

did you ankh again

[winter pike]

dont do that

[noble shuttle]

All because I miscounted by 1...

[north schooner]

no I forgot about madness not being eternal

[noble shuttle]

Not literally, I'm just very disappointed in myself.

[winter pike]

ohhhh

ive done that too lmao

[north schooner]

everyone does it at least once

[winter pike]

im not

[north schooner]

got overconfident because it worked on the boss blind

[simple bronze]

bruh

how do i lose this

[noble shuttle]

I fumbled a FREE win on gold stake, why aren't you disappointed?

[steady hedge]

very carefully

[winter pike]

because everyone makes mistakes

[noble shuttle]

Still... I fucked up big time...

[pale wolf]

beep

[winter pike]

beep

[pale wolf]

time for a balatro

abandoned deck

[tall sky]

hookay, that was a little uncomfortable

but we did it regardless

stone joker and stm has been stickered

[noble shuttle]

Ayyyy high card player.

[tacit kraken]

Why is it ?

[winter pike]

i suppose it is disappointing but im not disappointed in you

[winter pike]

why is it...?

[vocal rose]

oh my god

[tacit kraken]

Like why is it ?

[winter pike]

why is it what?

[vocal rose]

if only it wasnt perishable

[tacit kraken]

Why is there a ?

[spring dragon]

Wait a minute...

[wet wolf]

i was just having the most amazing run on ghost deck (which i havent played in a while) and I had two negative jokers and it was incredible and I was like "oh yeah let me use my hex card" - completely forgetting the second half of the card.....clicked it so fast and ust watched my whole run burn up infront of my eyes

[winter pike]

wait

[winter pike]

i cant type

[winter pike]

o

no idea

[tacit kraken]

Ok

[noble shuttle]

I just fumbled a Gold Stake run on painted deck with ancient joker, chad, and 2x dusk...

[tall sky]

mobile bug i think

[tacit kraken]

Interesting

Never seen it before

[wet wolf]

[tall sky]

my hypothesis is it shows up if you've picked up a gold card without ever making one

[noble shuttle]

I miscounted my hands left by 1.

[pale wolf]

interesting decision point, i wanna sell the popcorn anyways cuz its rental and mr bones does the same thing essentially but i cant accidentally pay money

[tall sky]

but it's not like a good one anyway

[tacit kraken]

I used devil for it

[winter pike]

i only have boring decks left to do gold stake on

[tall sky]

yeah it's probably a bug somewhere in the code who knows

[tall sky]

you didn't do them first?

[winter pike]

no

[tall sky]

cringe

[winter pike]

wow

im so hurt

[noble shuttle]

Damn.

[tall sky]

the sarcasm through the text is loud af with that one

[wet wolf]

i hattte that. as soon as i saw my jokers burn up i just closed the game in defeat lmao. that was on my steam deck tho and i just opened the game on my pc and all my jokers are there???? life hack??

[winter pike]

finally someone that can read my sarcasm

[tall sky]

that's a save scum method

[fossil chasm]

can we ban opelisk in the shop whenever i dont want it
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[tacit kraken]

Dude again

[winter pike]

ive been searching

[celest trellis]

the lion doesn’t concern himself with anything other than a flush unless he’s forced to

[tacit kraken]

The ?

[tall sky]

I wasn't even being serious to begin with lmao

[noble shuttle]

Save Scumming is what that is. Unfortunately I couldn't scum my run...

[tall sky]

play how you want

[wet wolf]

is it still save scumming if it wasnt intentional.....asking for a friend....cuz i had accepted the loss and expected to see one polychrome joker when i opened the game lol

[tall sky]

why do you care

[wet wolf]

sorry i was just making a joke

[tall sky]

it's a singleplayer game and your actions don't affect the world

just play, if it happens it happens

[noble shuttle]

Yorick is hella better than Canio.

[white zodiac]

where was the punchline

[winter pike]

hi :3

[winter pike]

its the truth

[tall sky]

you can't cheat and ruin other people's day in a singleplayer game

[spring dragon]

Wusgud

[wet wolf]

sorry i guess it was just sarcasm rather than a traditional joke

[noble shuttle]

You gotta deckfix for canio, for Yorick just discard.

[winter pike]

yorick is

[wet wolf]

my apologies

[tall sky]

yorick burger

[noble shuttle]

You already discard anyways lol.

[turbid blade]

Just got the + achievement (had to win another gold stake run first tho)

[pale wolf]

good synergy

[spring dragon]

Fuck them Archies bro

[pale wolf]

it didn't have to be gold stake

[noble shuttle]

Ngl, I have no clue what an Archie is.

[spring dragon]

Slur for face cards

[tall sky]

wonder if it'll be fixed in the next major update

[turbid blade]

this is terrible news

[tall sky]

pretty sure a lot of people were confused by not getting C+ after beating their final gold stake

[noble shuttle]

Ah, so you're a cardist huh? Hm....

[pale wolf]

I like calling it the victory lap bug

[tall sky]

that's a good name

I'll call it that too

[wet wolf]

wait what does that mean

[vocal rose]

this shit actually brings me so much rage

[spring dragon]

I didn't make it up someone else did

[vocal rose]

flushes are so ass

[pale wolf]

you just have to complete any run any stake

[spring dragon]

I don't remember who kt was

[noble shuttle]

I'm doing a red card run :3

Expensive af

[terse dock]

yall fw fib

[pale wolf]

bait

[noble shuttle]

It has an obelisk...

Should I...?

[pale wolf]

yes

[winter pike]

yes

[simple bronze]

this is ggs?

[pale wolf]

One of the only good on card trigger scorers

[tall sky]

fib fun

[noble shuttle]

It's rental and eternal but I'll do it then.

[wet wolf]

for C+?

[noble shuttle]

I'll do striaghts then switch.

[pale wolf]

yeah, a bunch of achievements involving completing a run

The game checks for things in the wrong order

[tall sky]

these stats are so peaceful

can't wait for photograph to appear on it

[wet wolf]

oh, i must have misread something then. i thought you were saying they didnt have to do a gold stake to get C+ despite the achievement being winning all the decks on gold stakes lmao

[pale wolf]

The message I replied to specifically talked about winning another gold stake run

[winter pike]

i gotta get this jupiter out of my most used

[pale wolf]

after actually getting the achievement prerequisite

[wet wolf]

heard chef

[mild scaffold]

With the following jokers

Hiker
Flush chips
Hearty
Abstract
Hologram
And hit the road

I was getting hard carried by planet levels and hologram