🎨・fan-art

[ornate ridge]

counterpoint: index cards are closer to playing cards than notebook paper is

and theres gotta be at least one weirdo in the world who doodles on index cards

[sullen swift]

ok

[mellow granite]

JOKER
The

looks awesome btw!

[sullen swift]

thanks

also
Phantomancer
Discover all Spectral Cards / Uncommon
Create a Spectral Card when you use a Tarot or Planet Card (must have room)

[pulsar vigil]

Thats so strong lol

[sullen swift]

is rare better?

[north thorn]

put my jokers in the game, gonna code their abilities soonish

and also gonna make more jokers

[pulsar vigil]

You could maybe make it a chance? But its a game winner if you get it, even at rare

Tarots and planets are far too common, and spectrals are too strong to use that often

Even if you're selling half of the spectrals because you dont want the downside, the ones that don't have downsides wre still strong

[sullen swift]

oh

[pulsar vigil]

Imagine getting a grim every 3 rounds and all of a sudden your deck is all aces

[sullen swift]

jesus

[pulsar vigil]

Or you're thinning and you keep hitting immolate

Now you're rich and your deck is exactly what you want

[sullen swift]

I see how phantomancy may be busted

[pulsar vigil]

Deja vu, trance etc

[sullen swift]

does 1/5 chance of making a spectral card work?

[mellow granite]

can confirm

[pulsar vigil]

Something like that yeah

Also the art is maybe a tad too close to wraith haha

[mellow granite]

maybe effect should be "When ante is defeated, gaina spectral card"

idk, would it be too weak or smth?

[pulsar vigil]

Balancing spectrals is a thing

[blissful wadi]

hmmmmmmm

[regal creek]

okay shadow

[blissful wadi]

Pic from September demo lol

[sullen swift]

Phantomancer (Fixed)
Create a Spectral Card when you beat a Boss Blind

[sullen swift]

shadow smear frame

[blissful wadi]

My first card dupe glitch 🥲

anyways continue with your awesome art!

[errant forge]

Boomerang (common) 5 gold

Whenever a playing card is destroyed, create a copy of it with +30 chips.

[blissful wadi]

I never thought of destroyed cards coming back

sick mechanic

[errant forge]

ty :)

[mellow granite]

oh, right, forgot to post this here
"Scam Ad"
When blind is selected, this jonkler gains ×1 mult, but a random scammy pop up appears on screen
Mult resets when a pop up is closed

[blissful wadi]

Xd

[high robin]

FREE merry andy yorick combo!?!?!? what a GREAT deal! i gotta visit that site today to claim my free jonklers

[blissful wadi]

3 merry andy + 2 yorrick go brrrrr

[high robin]

1 merry andy + 1 new yorick go X23 Mult

[mellow granite]

so go to OfficialBalatroMultEnlarge
mentJonklers.com to claim your FREE Yorick and Merry Andy!

[blissful wadi]

yayyyy

[mellow granite]

and don't forget to take a peek at some jonklers that could immensely enlarge your mult in just 7 rounds!

[high robin]

i'm so glad new yorick is good

[winged sinew]

i love me some jonklers that increase my Big Billion Chips

[errant forge]

Shorty (uncommon) 4 gold

If first hand of round has only 2 cards, decrease their rank by 1.

[mellow granite]

oh, a reverse strength tarot per round, nice

[errant forge]

Triangle (uncommon) 6 gold

x3 mult if played hand contains only 3s.

[mystic tinsel]

art is neat but the effect is 👎

its far too weak

flower pot also gives x3 mult but it has a much looser requirement and its uncommon

[errant forge]

yeah I should probably bump down its rarity

[mystic tinsel]

common maybe?

[errant forge]

I'm scared of making a common mult multiplier

[mystic tinsel]

photo already exists

it feels weird but it exists

[errant forge]

hmmmm... I think it may be fine as uncommon

if only because you can abuse it pretty hard in high card builds

[pulsar vigil]

I'd make it 2x if its uncommon

3x is fine

Its actually okay as is

Photo only procs once and it's on a card so it will always play first, instead of right at the end where you usually want it

Thats why its common

[mystic tinsel]

consider the following: flower pot also gives 3x mult and its easier to activate

though 3x for common would probably be a little strong

[pulsar vigil]

I wouldn't say easier to activate, just more available early

Flower put caters to builds like straights or full houses, even two pair, but it feels awkward to use when duping for the larger hands like 5oak

Whereas this you could use 4 times in a round by default, and then duping makes it easier and easier to proc

Its not a hard card to activate it just has a different use

You could say the same thing about card sharp, i wouldn't use it for a 5oak build but if im playing a lower hand build yeah send it

[maiden dust]

I also think it's fine as it is. Both fit the "xmult uncommon" category because they have strict conditions

[balmy charm]

candy combo, I have an idea

[ivory igloo]

though of this from the prompt lol

gengis khan
rare | joker
played cards that won't score are destroyed
when this destroys a card gain0.01xmult
(currently x1mult)

[raw gyro]

Lumberjack ignite

[errant pewter]

Forest Fire

[raw gyro]

Campfire

[errant pewter]

ough

[cunning hawk]

hmm

what vibe does this joker give off

im trying to copy a certain feeling and i want to see if you know what it is just by looking at it

[river condor]

is this the room where you go when the run ends?

[cunning hawk]

not quite what i was aiming for but close ish

[errant pewter]

a run of a certain deckbuilder roguelike, yes, but not a Balatro run...

[cunning hawk]

interesting

which deckbuilder roguelike-

[errant pewter]

inscryption

the back room where he cards ya

[cunning hawk]

oh huh

fair point

also hey wait a second i recognize you

[paper pilot]

This is the shed that Shrek busts out of at the beginning of his movie

[cunning hawk]

you know

i was aiming more for claustrophobic

but these ideas are just

dang

[paper pilot]

I think the walls need to be more well-defined for claustrophobic; right now the focus is on the light, not the walls

[cunning hawk]

fair point

[errant pewter]

hello, my fellow slayer!

[cunning hawk]

greetings!

[cunning hawk]

ill,,, probably just fix it later

oh hey its a spam bot

[pulsar vigil]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[naive pumice]

thanks

[pulsar vigil]

[green lava]

I can't escape the homestuck

[tall grotto]

Overlord rampage...

That's a wonderful idea! =)

me omw to make an inside joke that literally NOBODY will get

[deft basin]

Mouse, Ignite
Gamer: Gain +0.1mult per APM (average of the last 60 seconds)

[raw gyro]

The room of the insane person

[stiff token]

eerie

[cunning hawk]

this is literally just

The Buried from TMA

[errant pewter]

yes?

[high robin]

this feels like a coffin

[warped bolt]

this feels like a sauna

[high robin]

you've been to some crazy saunas

[warped bolt]

i have been around yea

[ivory igloo]

@tall grotto
not the only one who got overlord rampage lol

[tall grotto]

lmao

my inside joke was to make an OC that was an overlord but art block being art block

[shell patio]

MAGNUS ARCHIVES MENTIONED LETS GOOO

[cunning hawk]

ANOTHER TMA FAN????

OH MY GOD

[shell patio]

We're everywhere apparently!

[cunning hawk]

did you listen to the tmagp episode earlier

[cunning hawk]

somehow

[shell patio]

Not yet, is it good?

[cunning hawk]

its
well you'll have to see for yourself

[shell patio]

I lost my headphones a week ago 😭

[cunning hawk]

awwww

the episode is nice and not at all what i was expecting

[shell patio]

Protocol is very different to archives

Still not sure how I feel about it

But archives were so good I'm going to stick with it, see where it goes

[cunning hawk]

i feel like protocol is more about the avatars than the marked if that makes sense

and its a lot more direct with its storytelling

[shell patio]

Definitely

I kinda miss how archives would drop leads after every statement, but I understand why they're doing it more directly now since everyone knows how the mythos works now

[iron elbow]

hey man at least it makes it easier for ppl like me who keep on forgetting ppl meantioned like 50 episodes earlier on when they turn up again

[heady tartan]

oh thats peak

dead shuffle could be something like "played aces of [suit] give 3x mult when scored, suit changed every round" to play off how the midnight crew's weapons of choice are held as aces in their inventory

mechanically it'd select a random card in your deck when picking the suit like how rebate and the idol work

[timid yarrow]

i should post the funny man here

[north thorn]

we should make balatrostuck..

[tall grotto]

OH

[north thorn]

ooo yes

[tall grotto]

Animated Jokers should be a thing

[heady tartan]

if were posting balatrostuck https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134283914005991494/1225623387141832835/image.png?ex=662b083a&is=6618933a&hm=b4b9563634ee8d552c11fc0b01dcf9b2422191551b491eb4b35f1e7bf8b1a486&

[tall grotto]

Actually, THAT'S how Legendaries should be made

[timid yarrow]

you will soon know my power

[north thorn]

guys we should coordinate all this

this is great

[north thorn]

yooo

[heady tartan]

i was gonna make the beta kids + dirk strider

then got busy with other stuff

but i might do more of this the one sprite i did was fun

[timid yarrow]

one day ill get around to making the midnight crew jokers

[north thorn]

I made him too

[heady tartan]

jimpo you FUCKING idiot. you cant PLAY THE STRAIGHT with four carfs

[timid yarrow]

jocker...

[north thorn]

but yeah @heady tartan here are all my jokers i added so far

[tawny vapor]

Imteresting. What do they do? (And, on the same topic, me and Spiteful have been working together to make Jokers based on every possible Classpect combination)

[heady tartan]

note desolation could be like evil obelisk maybe where it gains mult per hand played but resets when you play a different hand

[north thorn]

oo i like

[heady tartan]

cause the scene was john reflecting on his birthday not feeling any different from the past few

[north thorn]

btw Sucker is my favorite because

[timid yarrow]

that is a lot of jokers

like isnt that 144 jokers

[tawny vapor]

Yes- 144 exactly, due to 12 Classes and 12 Aspects

[north thorn]

do you see what I did here

[warped bolt]

this sounds insane why would you subject yourself to this

[heady tartan]

"This joker gains +4 mult and +13 chips per consecutive hand played without playing a different hand" mayb

[warped bolt]

half the classpects don't even do anything

[north thorn]

yess

[tawny vapor]

Because I'm a workaholic when it comes to custom stuff

[timid yarrow]

i mean logistically speaking it woudlnt be the worst

a lot of the classpect combos are just palette swaps

[warped bolt]

you go gurl tbh

i mean, I'm talking effect-wise

[timid yarrow]

are there going to be any references to characters of certain aspect? like meulin bein on mage of heart or smth

[north thorn]

but yeah spitefulacrid, do you like the red/green duality on the sucker reflected as odds and mult

[tawny vapor]

Well, we more so made it so that each half is linked to a certain effect type, like Hiers being all about making Chips while Princes have effects that're in some way linked with destroying cards

[north thorn]

:)

[timid yarrow]

vriska jumpscare

[tawny vapor]

Lucky number 8 indeed

[timid yarrow]

my wife has made a suggestion

[warped bolt]

okay breaking it down like that seems reasonable actually

[timid yarrow]

lywoman's words of wise wisdom: what if thief aspect draws extra cards (they steal cards from the deck)

and you can swap cards from your hand with cards in your deck

she does not play balatro but she thought shed mention it

[warped bolt]

homestuck power couple

[timid yarrow]

i met her from homestuck rp

[north thorn]

btw I am conflicted on the name for this one, should it be Lucky Break or Vision Eightfold

[warped bolt]

people here are truly something else

[timid yarrow]

i drove 800 miles and ran away from home just to be with her and i wouldnt have it any other way

[timid yarrow]

lucky break is pretty poppin

no break spider...

[tawny vapor]

Huh. The idea I had for what Thieves contribute to the Joker was that Thief class Jokers have effects that are especially potent on your first hand played each round.

[north thorn]

I am also experimenting with this one

[winged sinew]

lucky break

lucky

[heady tartan]

man if only we had a scratch doctor

[heady tartan]

i made a vriska four souls character with that being the name of her starting item

[north thorn]

again. we must. balatrostuck

[timid yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/rhythm-doctor-samurai-samurai-jumpscare-7th-beat-games-gif-22701555

[winged sinew]

SOB

[timid yarrow]

i need to get more esoteric with my fandom references

[north thorn]

you have to like

consider what jokers inherently can get tied

to game mechanics

like with Sucker I saw the Odds/Mult duality from a mile away

and Dark Carnival is like yeah, we cull the lowbloods

or low ranks

that way you get a weird sort of "i guess it makes sense?" feel

[heady tartan]

gamzee legendary joker

[timid yarrow]

never ever...

[tawny vapor]

My personal favorite effect of the Classpect Jokers thought up of so far would have to be the Maid of Time's ability, which gives ×4 Mult if the Ranks of all played cards add up to a multiple of 8 (AKA to either 8, 16, 24, etc)

[heady tartan]

that makes way more sense for vriska rather than aradia though

[winged sinew]

lucky over baseball card was the very first mod i've made

appropriately titled Lucky Break

[tawny vapor]

Which Classpect was Vriska, again?

[timid yarrow]

thief of light

[warped bolt]

piece of shit

[timid yarrow]

so true bestie

[heady tartan]

this guy gets it

[tawny vapor]

Huh. That's interesting, since Thieves make the effect linked with strong first turn effects while Light is all about Planets

[timid yarrow]

youve all passed my homestuck fan check

🤝

[heady tartan]

i BEEN in this custom homestuck card shit.

i have 7 different homestuck characters in four souls now

[tawny vapor]

The current effect planned with Thief of Light is that your first played hand each round effectly gets Orbital'd

[timid yarrow]

ok that slaps

[warped bolt]

just saying aradia is my fave

[worthy stream]

appropriate Vriska Joker: #🎨・fan-art message

[heady tartan]

i made an aradia character too but i still need to make her character card art

she was my first homestuck 4s card actually with dave strider following

[warped bolt]

did you draw the art above?

[worthy stream]

I didn't know this server had so many homosuck fans

[warped bolt]

it always goes like this

[heady tartan]

the item art yeah, the character art i nabbed from twitter

[heady tartan]

theyre fuckin everywhere man theyre like flies

[timid yarrow]

i mean

its the season

[heady tartan]

happy birthday john

[timid yarrow]

happy birthday john

[worthy stream]

happy birthday john

[heady tartan]

there arent any king gizzard fans in here are there

[warped bolt]

his bday is tomorrow you dumpasses

FUCK

burn ruined

[warped bolt]

i've listened to like 5 tracks of theirs

[heady tartan]

i wanna make a nonagon infinity joker

[worthy stream]

Vriska: you love her or h8 her

[tawny vapor]

Hmm. Meanwhile, I'm still trying to get ideas for some of the Classpect Jokers- especially those of the Blood aspect, since that's tied to taking advantage of your other Jokers and upstaging them

[worthy stream]

what do you mean by upstaging them?

[heady tartan]

ill be real that big of a project is too big for me

the 144 jokers

[timid yarrow]

ive been finding a good excuse to make a beginners luck joker

[tawny vapor]

I mean like they basically try to provide more use than the other Jokers you have, for better or for worse

[timid yarrow]

but like idk how i'd convey that as a jonker

[worthy stream]

...that's basically every Rare joker?

[tawny vapor]

Eh, that's understandable. I just have a tendency to jump right into the deep end with big projects.

[timid yarrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K6sPqLAGRY like maybe you just have a cctv screenshot looking down at jimbo sitting in a casino

(the beginners luck)

(now dont mess it up)

[north thorn]

thoughts?

[heady tartan]

gumboot soup cover styalized to balatro would be so swag though

[heady tartan]

fucked up thing to make on john's birthday

[worthy stream]

wow

[north thorn]

wait I just had an idea

[timid yarrow]

i have a really stupid idea

[worthy stream]

Like, I'm not sure how you're supposed to do that without making a bunch of obelisk-like scalers or something

[timid yarrow]

"but lyman, how do you fit a 13 character long name on the legendary joker plaque??"

[heady tartan]

maybe it could play off the effects of the eye and not repeating hand types, cause of the line "caught red handed by the eye in the sky"

[tawny vapor]

I mean, the four Blood aspect ones we have -Witch, Thief, Page, and Hier- give ×5 Mult if your hand has a 5 of a Kind in it, disables all other Jokers for your first hand in exchange for ×2 Mult per disabled Joker, copies a random Joker's ability each round, and disables all Jokers to the right of it in exchange for +150 Chips for each one respectively

[worthy stream]

how about one for mult and xmult like that last one

err... hmm... something that's generate trash jokers and give you mult for them, forcing you to free up joker slots? that's basically more complex stencil

[timid yarrow]

betty joker...

[ivory igloo]

no clue what it is but it's cool

[north thorn]

Homestuck

[heady tartan]

homes reference

[worthy stream]

A fork... a spoon... but no KNIFE

[north thorn]

here's a deep cut for y'all

[timid yarrow]

yall arent ready for my idea

[high robin]

why do homestuck fans make such good art...

[warped bolt]

cavendish gradient is driving me nuts

deadass this is the worst joker out of all 150

[shadow crow]

💀

the gradient is the thing that makes it look delicious

[timid yarrow]

YOU UNDERSTAND MY STRUGGLE

DJKFFJSLV

MAKING ALCHEMICAL PACK SPRITES WERE SO BAD FOR THIS REASON

[errant pewter]

Hm, the way I'd have done it would be to give them an effect that gives extra hands or encourages you to play as many hands as possible - given the precedent of Burglar

[winter gorge]

I have mad respect for people that have gradients on their jokers

[tawny vapor]

Funnily enough, that's what their opposing Class -the Rogue- is all about/ Effects that get better the more hands you play in a round

[warped bolt]

yeah like, i have no clue how to reverse engineer this

[timid yarrow]

tedious amounts of color swapping

[north thorn]

i believe this is what the carapacian barcode looked like

[north thorn]

what do you think of my gradients

[heady tartan]

might look better if they were more sketchy like in the ms paint style we usually see them in

[north thorn]

will do!

[errant forge]

idk, I personally like the sorta industrial vibe of it

[warped bolt]

i mean, i just can't get the colours right myself

and you need to get a colour right for each tile

shit's insane

i wish aseprite's gradient tool weren't complete garbage, maybe it could provide at least some help

[timid yarrow]

so a method i usually do is i just kind of mass block out whatever section i want to edit with the bg color and then just slowly break it up from there

basically slowly turning the gradient to be more and more banded

[errant forge]

Receipt (common) 2 gold

Jokers sell for their buying price.

[timid yarrow]

cute

[warped bolt]

i mean, yeah, that's the best approach i suppose

[worthy stream]

nose

[racial slur]

[river condor]

wig?

[warped bolt]

the shifts in hues are just so subtle and tbh i have no eye for colour

but i guess i'm just complaining at this point

[heady tartan]

question is your pfp supposed to be the dirk strider shades

[worthy stream]

(IK, I'm just fooling around )

[warped bolt]

yooo that's so cool

[river condor]

who?

[heady tartan]

fake homestuck fan

[worthy stream]

homosuck ain't so popular anymore, we just need to let go

it's joever (it's technically not, but the genwunners prefer for it to be)

[timid yarrow]

i wish homestuck was over

[worthy stream]

that's what I mean by a genwunner then

[timid yarrow]

auauauughag stop making me feel like a boomer

[north thorn]

:p

[heady tartan]

JOK3R

[north thorn]

correct

that will be on top and bottom

what if

To-Do list but

payoff is

-1 Ante

so it's like

[heady tartan]

!

[north thorn]

more esoteric and evil

[heady tartan]

that can be REALLY scary

like legendary tier

[solid spire]

it'd have to destroy itself after achieving it at the very least

[north thorn]

yes

it's a Retcon

ie. a Homestuck Retcon

[heady tartan]

do you mean heiroglyph

[north thorn]

also idea

[heady tartan]

the retcon could probably use some shading on the scarf

blindfold?

idk

[north thorn]

wait

blindfold

holy shit you're a genius

what if

oh my god

yes yes yes yes

[heady tartan]

dear

[north thorn]

it lets you FOLD on a BLIND

ie. avoid dying to one in a game over scenario

by circumventing the game over scenario

so what if it just

on payoff, it will end the blind

no matter how many points you've scored

[heady tartan]

i was gonna say something like that but it sounds like a coding nightmare

[north thorn]

no no its all good

[heady tartan]

like the first time you would lose you just get a retry

[worthy stream]

it works just like surrender in blackjack, you get to back away, but, say, lose half your money... or lose half your jokers at random... or something

[north thorn]

no no

here's how I see it

the Blindfold gives you hyperspecific hands to play

if you play all your hands with those specs

you will win at the end of the blind

no matter point count

[worthy stream]

how is that supposed to be better than the point system?

[north thorn]

it isn't

[worthy stream]

why would you ever buy it then? this is just worse mr. bones, even my Perfect Phone Call is better

[north thorn]

i guess you could make it so that the specifics are in cards

ie. it gives you 3 card ranks that you must play each hand

it could be a compound effect

it wins the blind and scales down ante

yeah I think that works

thematically and mechanically

[worthy stream]

OK, but say you scaled down the ante... what would prevent you from scaling it down again?

[north thorn]

it retcons itself out of existence

after first use

[worthy stream]

hmm... interesting... but yeah, the rules for the specificity need to be achievable in some way

[north thorn]

then yeah 3 random card ranks that your hand must include

they don't have to score, you just have to play them

[timid yarrow]

1 more to go...

[north thorn]

what do we think

[gray socket]

just every 8th card?

you can cut down the wording by saying “all chance based effects succeed”

[ivory igloo]

but then it out classes oops all 6s

[north thorn]

that is the idea

thank you

[gray socket]

i’m not saying that should be the effect. just better wording than “all chance based effects apply regardless of chance”

[ivory igloo]

instead maybe have it be
every 2 or 3 times a chance based effect fails it instead succeeds

[north thorn]

that doesn't fit the reference

[gray socket]

it’d be more interesting imo if it activated on the final hand each blind

[timid yarrow]

vjcjvedmvfvdv

[north thorn]

YES

lyman we should make balatrostuck..

[gray socket]

once every 8 cards sounds weak and kinda annoying to play with

[north thorn]

i guess that also fits vriska theming

[warped bolt]

nice fit

[timid yarrow]

the hardest part of that piece was making midnight crew fit on the plaque

[north thorn]

they are so good

what do they do

[ivory igloo]

oh that feels good

[north thorn]

i can see them as a flush legendary fr

[ivory igloo]

it's not weak anymore

[high robin]

"check this shit out" i say before playing flush five lucky heart 8s with bloodstone, (new) 8 ball and Dusk

[ivory igloo]

thats for sure

[north thorn]

btw

also Dead Shuffle doesn't give X3 per ace, it gives for just having that ace

no flush five synergy, sorry

[high robin]

i'm not sure how to feel about balatrostuck seeming like it'll be a very good mod

[warped bolt]

i've been doing nothing but fitting random fonts and handwritings on cards for the past week so i definitely respect the hustle

[sullen swift]

J-Reader Card
Gain a free booster pack after every blind. Doubles chip requirement for Blinds

[river condor]

no way gba e-reader?

[gray socket]

dusk lucky cards 🤑 +40 mult and $40 per card

that’d be lots of fun

[north thorn]

the Lucky Cat synergy is.. palpable

[fleet parcel]

I came because I was told someone was making Homestuck themed cards. These look sick as fuck.

[gray socket]

scrumptious

[north thorn]

here's a look at finished ones

[fleet parcel]

What do they all do?

[north thorn]

i'm glad you asked

[fleet parcel]

Bro that Dark Carnival is brutal. It's because the cards below 10 could be considered like lowbloods right?

[north thorn]

correct

:o)

[fleet parcel]

Oh man, I really want to make one of these now. I'm gonna go draw one.

[north thorn]

balatrostuck is open for jokers

[fleet parcel]

honk honk

[north thorn]

do you like them

[fleet parcel]

Yes :)

I'm cackling at the SBAHJ one.

[north thorn]

there's also Hella Joker but I didn't make art for him yet

it's Sweet Buffoon and Hella Joker

[fleet parcel]

Amazing

[winged sinew]

bobm

Negative, Eternal
Lose the game in 300 seconds

[sullen swift]

bullet poker I see

[winged sinew]

I JUST REALIZED THE FLIPPED QUESTION MARK IS MISALIGNED

agony

[north thorn]

what does it do positive

[winged sinew]

it's part of a positive joker
"When Small Blind begins, give a random Edition to all Jokers and consumables, then replace this with a bobm"

[high robin]

end the game for you so you can do something else

[winged sinew]

true...

[neon ibex]

[north thorn]

I'd time it in rounds btw, not seconds

that way you can save yourself by skipping

a lot

[winged sinew]

it's funnier this way

[north thorn]

not sure about that one..

[high robin]

it is

and skipping saves time anyway

if (it goes off rounds played and) you didn't count the needed skips correctly it would be pointless to continue anyway, like if you can only play 3 more blinds at ante 4 it might as well just end it there

[north thorn]

i guess? :p

[errant forge]

Cheese Slice (Rare) 9 gold

This joker gives twice as much chips for each unique poker hand played this run. (currently +1 chips)

[warped bolt]

why is it cheese

[errant forge]

I dunno, just felt like making cheese

[warped bolt]

is it like because cheese has a bajillion of barely distinguishable types so you have to play different hands

because cheese

[errant forge]

sure, let's go with that

[warped bolt]

hurr durr my symbolism

gottae have that

[errant pewter]

ilchester?

[little oar]

There’s only 12 unique poker hands though

Maybe +15

[warped bolt]

2^12 is a lot you know

if you only play all of the basic hands you get +256 chips

that's almost as good as a stuntman

play, idk, five of a kind and flush five and you are at +1024 chips

crazy numbers

[little oar]

Needs better wording then because i thought it would give 24 chips at all hands played 🗿

[warped bolt]

I think it's pretty clear as is

[sullen swift]

+3 Chips for every 3 scored this run

[little oar]

Wee at home

[north thorn]

to all the homestuck fans here, what should i add to the Beat Mesa

[worthy stream]

"lotion combo" (cursed joker)

Jack-king Off (Uncommon)
starts at 0 mult, +8 for every consecutive hand with scoring jack or king

[north thorn]

👁️

[sullen swift]

The first card I made, unposted until now!
Infiltration Joker
Allows all Flushes to be made with one suit of difference (Example: Heart 3, Heart 4, Heart 5, Club 6, Heart 7)

[errant pewter]

four fingers

[worthy stream]

yeah, 4 fingers but (very slightly) stronger

[errant pewter]

what? no, this is just strictly worse four fingers

[worthy stream]

eh, you could have a card with a good enhancement/edition, but with a wrong suit

[errant pewter]

true, but it's not enough of a difference to be considered as an separate joker to four fingers

[worthy stream]

yes, but my assessment of it being very slightly better isn't wrong

[worthy stream]

looks good IMO, a bit empty, but you get the point

[north thorn]

made it so that it approaches Skaia

[worthy stream]

are you going to be making these into an actual mod?

[north thorn]

yes

oh also

and i mean yeah im adding them into the game

[balmy charm]

finally finished candy combo.
and now for a game, guess what refrences i put in here! (7 refrences, some very easy, some actuallyalmost impossible)

[balmy charm]

thats just worse wee joker, because wee gives +8 chips

[warped bolt]

one up em fuckos, make it score +9 chips

[worthy stream]

need 4 copies of slightly higher scoring wee clones of slightly higher ranks and hack

[balmy charm]

(also the effect is, at the end of the round +0.25X mult if you have a food joker, else reset (starts and resets to X1 mult))

[timid yarrow]

joker prompts of the day, pick 2 and stick with it (or dont, im not your boss)
||palm tree|| ||whisker|| ||butter|| ||oil||
||crest|| ||trapdoor|| ||shutters|| ||uniform||
||poltergeist|| ||lime|| ||harp|| ||destroy||
||hungry|| ||vindicated|| ||moon|| ||alloy||
||brick|| ||waterlogged|| ||starry|| ||wicker||
||beast|| ||furnace|| ||sickness|| ||stilts||
||axe|| ||spotted|| ||folded|| ||bean||

[errant pewter]

starry trapdoor: The Abyss (Boss Blind)
All Numbered Cards below 6 are debuffed

[vernal estuary]

I see a jimbo, an oreo, a mouse cursor hand, a brain, a candy crush wild piece, a standard tag, a Spyro gem, a cigarette, and a red candy crush jelly bean that the R wants to swap into

[balmy charm]

jimbo is just the obligatory jimbo, so not a reference. oreo is a reference, mouse cursor hand is a part of the reference, the brain is actually cotton candy (not a reference), the gem is a reference to another game, cigarette is a reference to something (a time period), and candy crush is the obvious inspiration for the card (2/7 references)

[worthy stream]

"butter destroy"

Butterfingers (Uncommon)
when playing a hand with at least 2 cards, destroy one at random, score hand without destroyed card

[warped bolt]

cigarette (a chain smoking reference)

[balmy charm]

(a time period/candy)

[balmy charm]

hungry lime!

[warped bolt]

cigarette (Marlboro man/1954/rampant promotion of smoking reference)

[balmy charm]

yea, but also candy cigarettes! (3/7 references)

[worthy stream]

SMOKING KILLS

[warped bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/cigarette-soup-gif-25719502

[errant forge]

Bird's Nest (Rare) 5 gold

When boss blind is selected, creates a negative, perishable egg joker.

[worthy stream]

should be uncommon due to the time it takes to scale the eggs, even if perishable

[warped bolt]

what

[worthy stream]

I mean, what is a negative egg worth at base

[errant forge]

ah shoot I completely forgot to shade the bottom right twig

eh, I'll get on it later

[warped bolt]

you literally get, like, free 17 bucks every blind

actually it's probably close to 20 due to them being negative

[worthy stream]

yeah, but you need to scale them... oh, whatever

[warped bolt]

they take up zero space

[worthy stream]

they take up your mom

[warped bolt]

plus after five rounds when your eggs reach an equilibrium state you get crazy temperance econ

[warped bolt]

get bent sweaty

[errant forge]

I could consider dropping the rarity

[worthy stream]

the eggs are perishable though

[timid yarrow]

17 jollars

[warped bolt]

so what? you sell em after 5 rounds and get 20 bucks

that's the goddamn point

[worthy stream]

whatever

[errant forge]

the thing that made me decide on rare was its synergy with jokers like sacrificial dagger, swashbuckler, and abstract joker

[worthy stream]

yeah, I guess the values do scale, since disabled jokers keep their sell value

[warped bolt]

for real, negative eggs are crazy value and have a bunch applications

[worthy stream]

mid or feed

[warped bolt]

not taking any shit from a dota player

[timid yarrow]

the rare Dota homestuck enjoyer

[errant pewter]

this seems actively detrimental, unless you're really focused on a thin deck

[fleet parcel]

To me it seems like one of those jokers that’s useful for a while, but you get rid of it when it’s outlived its usefulness.

[gray niche]

"Poltergeist Moon"
Hm... have to think about this one, but it sounds awesome

[fleet parcel]

@north thorn Doc Scratch joker.
Effect: Effects that cause cards to be drawn face-down are nullified.

[north thorn]

yoo another doc scratch

[fleet parcel]

Oh did someone do one already?

[north thorn]

yeah Lyman did

[worthy stream]

"eraser high impact" (cursed joker)

Hush Money (Common)
get 5$ at the end of the round if played no cards with [suit], suit changes every round

for bonus points, the card art says "do 'em up like Stormy Daniels"

[vernal estuary]

I can't wait until 4/13 passes by, so I can have 4/20 to dread instead

[worthy stream]

"watch Andrew Hussie launch a new homosuck project that is immediately shat on by genwunners"

[raw gyro]

Guys

https://youtu.be/tURydXfCVlQ?si=YLXu4dphWhce1Ej8

This is so fucking good

If you like jazz this is so awesome

Give it a listen

[sullen swift]

Birthday Boy
Gain 100 chips every time you play [RANK] (changes every round)

[main igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-gif-27609644

[timid yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-tie-him-up-gif-11927923657429006938

[mellow basin]

does he give you a bonus when you make a flush

[flat ravine]

you know it

[main igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/now-you-know-gif-23981242

[raw gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-explosive-explosion-gif-6479085595857656003

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-british-food-mods-low-tier-god-gif-9108075214677777615

[rain salmon]

That might be a trifle unpleasant

[heady tartan]

why is he in scott the woz

[heady tartan]

you dont even know how much i quote this

[raw gyro]

You do? Lmao

I should start too

[north thorn]

oh my god scott the woz.,

[mellow granite]

may your

s be many, and your kings few

oh also

[blissful wadi]

no

[mellow granite]

ok

[rain salmon]

How is one supposed to read this

[mellow granite]

be a BIY player i guess

[rain salmon]

I play BIY and like what order do you read the text???

[blissful wadi]

you should (paradox) yourself now

[mellow granite]

top to bottom

[rain salmon]

you should rock.png is not word rock is word youself NOW

[mellow granite]

yes

[blissful wadi]

basically what I said

except Im lazy

[gray socket]

something funny i realized is this obliterates the bananas

(glass cards too but that seemed obvious)

[rain salmon]

before it even ends also

[north thorn]

correct

including Cavendish

Cavendish dies

[warped hull]

THIS IS INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE DAWGGGGGGGGGG

[north thorn]

hii

[river peak]

nice sprites

[warped hull]

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

THE VRISKA ONE GOES INSAAAAAAAAAAANE

[north thorn]

the vriska one also has the funniest effect

[warped hull]

???

[warped hull]

GO ON...

[warped hull]

THIS IS AWESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

THIS RUUUUUUUUUULES UR SO GOATED

[lethal ledge]

made a boss blind
not sure what itll do yet but ill figure it out

[slender ridge]

what does it do?

[slender ridge]

oh wait that card is sick

[calm tiger]

Spaghetti: Randomize played card order.
Or something idk

[gray socket]

The Beak

[lethal ledge]

im thinking its gonna be similar the the mouth or tooth

[calm tiger]

Ahh it does look like a beak more then a noodle I’m dumb

[lethal ledge]

its called the tongue
it does look like a beak tho

[slender ridge]

where do the symbols for the blinds come from? Are they completely arbitrary or is there a method to it?

[lethal ledge]

phonecian alphabet
except for the flint that ones made up

[north thorn]

btw Lucky 8r8k costs exactly 8 dollars

[calm tiger]

it’s gonna look bad but get ready for the effects of the clown mafia at some vague point in the future
*Vindicated and Waterlogged

[lethal ledge]

does this mechanic include cavendish getting destroyed

[slender ridge]

oh, cool!

[north thorn]

correct

and all your glass cards breaking

[livid hazel]

if only the phonecians considered balatro when they were inventing alphabets

[lethal ledge]

rip

[timid yarrow]

i can finally post thi shere

1OO% years coding

[north thorn]

this is great

is this gonna be in jank jonkers

[timid yarrow]

once i figure out an effect

[north thorn]

hell yes

[lethal ledge]

who made him mad

[timid yarrow]

despair

[north thorn]

those are 4 people

[timid yarrow]

i hate the webp

[north thorn]

Hearts Boxcars, Diamonds Droog, Spades Slick and Clubs Deuce

[rain salmon]

W h a t ?

[north thorn]

i think they each should like, trigger on flushes of their respective suit

[lethal ledge]

wyd if they show up to ur house

[north thorn]

and the joker like, randomly picks one of them

so the suit changes every round

if you wanted to be even more insane you could make the hover text and the plaque text also change

[timid yarrow]

that woudlnt be that hard but i gotta convey theyre a crew

[north thorn]

true

i think maybe just the hover text then?

[errant forge]

which one looks better?

[fading rune]

i prefer the left

[calm tiger]

The left already looks like it’s being illuminated, so the other is kinda overbrightening it
So le left is the preferred

[lethal ledge]

The Foot
All enhancements from cards are removed
starts spawning at ante 4
same chip requirement as big blind

[warped hull]

SO MUCH PEEEEEAK

[calm tiger]

Drowned Joker: Unlocked by using up Seltzer.
*Vindicated+Waterlogged(He owed the mafia money)

[blissful wadi]

XD

[solid heart]

+100 Chips for each Mult you have, removes all Mult
(chips are the same color as large bodies of water, 0 mult is the same as drowning in that its lethal if you do not have a way to get back up)

[north thorn]

me when I set up this joker first in queue

[high robin]

me when i play plasma deck

[mellow granite]

is he really that light?

[calm tiger]

it’s supposed to be 500, it’s just 1 of the kelp thingys is blocking some of the middle 0
||unless you mean him floating, in which case thats him trying to swim up||

[ornate ridge]

is the removed Mult from base?

[solid heart]

yes?

unless you have two then the second wouldnt

[errant forge]

Coaster Jokester (uncommon) 6 gold

For the first hand of each round, gain +5 hand size.

[sullen swift]

is this a good shield suit?

sorry for making it too small

[errant forge]

maybe round out the sides a bit more?

[sullen swift]

like this?

[errant forge]

yeah, exactly!

[sullen swift]

thanks

[ornate ridge]

you can also go for pointy too

[sullen swift]

yay or nay

[ornate ridge]

hmm

nay methinks

you either go round or pointy no halfsies

though its ultimately up to you

[calm tiger]

Thas a cow

[sullen swift]

cow suit

[ornate ridge]

moo flush

[gray socket]

cattle suit goes crazy

[wanton adder]

is anyone able to make me a lockscreen for my phone? Wanted my lockscreen to be polychrome hack, baseball card, or card sharp! (Will 100% cashapp u for it)

[rain salmon]

Hope this works. 🙂

[wanton adder]

fancy, is there a way to scale up the quality perchance? my pixel is a picky mf hahah

[ornate ridge]

do you know the dimensions of your pixel?

its gonna be hard to get the polychrome effect but the base card can easily be made in piskel

[wanton adder]

Display is set to 1080 x 2340

[wanton adder]

I figured, honestly just the none polychrome scaled up versions of those 3 cards is perfect too

Like the regular cards lol

[rain salmon]

If I had a better computer, yeah but I don't. 🙂

[ornate ridge]

should be 1080 x 2340

[wanton adder]

I love you either way

[wanton adder]

YO THATS BADASS!! Can you DM me with your cash app pls

[ornate ridge]

i dont have one dw about it lol

[wanton adder]

Okay bet

[rain salmon]

Thanks. 🙂 hope you have a great rest of your day/night

[wanton adder]

Either way I sent a DM lol

[twin pilot]

Palladium Shield

[loud ivy]

That's amber. Palladium isn't even a color

[rain salmon]

Palladium is a chemical element.

[river condor]

palladium also isn't a colour

the element appears silvery

[ornate ridge]

maybe "Bronze Buckler"?

buckler = shield

and make the color of the blid more copper-y?

[twin pilot]

Palladium based on the terraria interpretation

[ornate ridge]

IRL its silver

[twin pilot]

Other finisher boss blinds dont have alliteration

[twin pilot]

well IRL its boring

so i made it fun

[ornate ridge]

then "Bronze Shield"

[rain salmon]

Bronze isn't that orange

[ornate ridge]

2 of them do

Amber Acorn and Violet Vessel

[twin pilot]

yea, i said other

not all

[ornate ridge]

well for dark orange shades

[twin pilot]

i like orange palladium

so i made it orange

[gray socket]

there should be a boss called Orange Orange

[ornate ridge]

you can actually do uranium for orange

wait im thinking of the wrong radioactive element

well, uranium oxide is bright orange

[rain salmon]

[ornate ridge]

Blind Requirement: Do a normal blind twice (hands and discards not refreshed)

for your orange orange blind blind

[gray socket]

#1164839023555137557 message

that’s very funny to me considering that’s one of the few ideas i ever posted

[river condor]

Violet Vessel?

oops mb

[twin pilot]

I made boss encounter sound effects for fun lol

[slender ridge]

great! My only recommendation would be to make it sound more "satisfying" or something

[ornate ridge]

these are sick lol

[slender ridge]

to fit the game, but these are still wonderful ideas

we should have mods dedicated to adding more sounds

[twin pilot]

i dont know any other satisfying sounds besides the smash bros shield break sound (as featured)

[slender ridge]

anyways finalized my renders for other jokers

just need to figure out effect for this card

[solid heart]

inverted tarots part 2: the spectrals (some of the names might not be accurate (and some of the effects might be unbalanced (also there may be a better place for the inversions but i also posted the tarots here so idk)))

[slender ridge]

any ideas?

[solid heart]

you wanted something that fit the theme right?

[ornate ridge]

this is the whole anubis weighing your heart thing?

[slender ridge]

yeah, something about Anubis's scale, a tale where Anubis (egyptian god of death) measures a heart against a feather

[slender ridge]

yes

still trying to come up with an idea

I wanted to make more jokers today, but I'm too tired for that so I'm gonna sleep soon

[ornate ridge]

x3 Mult if the number of chips is less than 50 (aka, lighter than a feather) ?

[slender ridge]

oh

interesting

oh wait, what if I did something with the idea of the scale itself? Like cards to the left and the right of the joker are weighed or something

that's interesting

[ornate ridge]

hmmm

[solid heart]

If scored hand contains an Ace of Hearts and an Ace of another suit, <xmult or something im not really sure what effect it would have yet>

[ornate ridge]

"If the sell value of Jokers on each side add to the same number, x3 Mult"?

[slender ridge]

perfect!

thank you!

[ornate ridge]

❤️

[solid heart]

yeah i agree thats pretty good

was about to come up with the same idea so its probably natural

[slender ridge]

@ornate ridge @solid heart
Alright, fixed my Joker. All I changed was making the x3 into a x1 per Joker, so that the more jokers you have the better the card is, but you still have to balance it, which I think is interesting.

Thank you both!

oh wait, should probably add "gain" or this does nothing

[ornate ridge]

ooh i love it

[slender ridge]

alright, here's the final version

[rain salmon]

CURSE OF ANUBIS
𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓁾𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓀂𓀇𓀉𓀍𓀠𓁀𓁂𓀱𓁉𓀿𓀪𓁶𓂧𓂮𓂫𓃹𓃳𓄜𓄲𓄓𓅆𓅢𓅼𓆀𓆾𓈙𓉒𓉼𓊪𓋜𓋒𓍲𓎳𓁀𓄲𓅢𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓀂𓀇𓀉𓀍𓀠𓁀𓁂𓀱𓁉𓀿𓀪𓁶𓂧𓂮𓂫𓃹𓃳𓄜𓄲𓄓𓅆𓅢𓅼𓆀𓆾𓈙𓉒𓉼𓊪𓋜𓋒𓍲𓎳𓁀𓄲𓅢𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓁾𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓀂𓀇𓀉𓀍𓀠𓁀𓁂𓀱𓁉𓀿𓀪𓁶𓂧𓂮𓂫𓃹𓃳𓄜𓄲𓄓𓅆𓅢𓅼𓆀𓆾𓈙𓉒𓉼𓊪𓋜𓋒𓍲𓎳𓁀𓄲𓅢𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓀂𓀇𓀉𓀍𓀠𓁀𓁂𓀱𓁉𓀿𓀪𓁶𓂧𓂮𓂫𓃹𓃳𓄜𓄲𓄓𓅆𓅢𓅼𓆀𓆾𓈙𓉒𓉼𓊪𓋜𓋒𓍲𓎳𓁀𓄲𓅢𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃜
𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹

[slender ridge]

good night!

[slender ridge]

lmao it is actually though

also

[rain salmon]

Good night. 🙂

[slender ridge]

https://giphy.com/embed/F6GeNZH1zCrOKbMoxy

[ornate ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/800820241193238568/1221268553135685632/Nope.gif

[rain salmon]

[worthy jasper]

black swan thoughts?

[rain salmon]

[hot walrus]

Lmao these are amazing

[worthy jasper]

how about this

[hot walrus]

The wing looks kinda smol is it not

[rain salmon]

[hot walrus]

Also light rays from the moon are a bit out of place? 🤔

[tall grotto]

relfecc

[raw gyro]

It's very conditional and mult is in the middle of the joker lineup maybe more payoff for matching the sell value?

[raw gyro]

These are amazing btw

[worthy jasper]

final black swan

[twin pilot]

whats it do

[worthy jasper]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1226203695365099681

[worthy jasper]

^^^

i also meant to post that in a different thing :/

[warped bolt]

so like i'm cleaning up the shortcut and i have literally no clue what this is supposed to be

it's too low for it to be shadow from the canopy

and too stupid of a shape to be a doorway

i'm so confused

[worthy jasper]

i think its a garage door

[warped bolt]

could be

although the general setting of this card seems kinda rustic for a garage door

but sure i could see it

why does it go diagonally though?

i don't think garage doors open outwards lol

[worthy jasper]

maybe its one of those gate things you see in malls when a place is closed

but open

[warped bolt]

i'm talking about this bit specifically

like usually the joker letter outlines almost perfectly mimic the colours which are beneath them so it's reasonably easy to erase the word

but in the shortcut they go nuts and don't seem to make any sense

or maybe i'm just starting to lose it finally

[wide mesa]

It looks like a not-very-accurately made shadow for the canopy to me

It mimics the shape of it pretty closely and is right underneath

[warped bolt]

localthunk is a better artist than that but idk

i'll just make something up or remake it

[rain salmon]

Isn’t it the edge of the awning?

Because of perspective?

No, hang on, it might be the shadow of the awning

[warped bolt]

are you suggesting there are two awnings?

[rain salmon]

Probably not

More likely to be the shadow

[warped bolt]

idk whatever

[worthy stream]

> it's 4/13 and we're not hammering out homestuck jokers
why live

[cunning hawk]

is this too much work for placeholder art

[errant forge]

canopy shadow should be blue like the rest of the shadows methinks

[warped bolt]

yeah you're right

glanced over this cause i kinda gave up on making it make sense lol

this works for my purposes

but i'll fix it thanks for pointing out

[high robin]

yes and i think you could've copied from the medium spectral

[vocal marsh]

Made me realize that the clouds in some of the art kinda fire

Thunk knows how to cotton ball

[warped bolt]

hmmm i could do a bit of cloud posting

there are a few cards with neato naturescapes

[high robin]

tiny art for a very specific purpose (icons for deck creator menus following the format of the suit/face/ace/number icons in the deck view menu)

[warped bolt]

cloud stuff idk

[high robin]

i love dusk

[worthy jasper]

thoughts on what this should do? the name is love is blind

[warped bolt]

murder you to death idk

[hollow aspen]

yeah idk both of the word outlines are doing some weird stuff there lol

[warped bolt]

okay glad i'm not the only one

shortcut disrespect 👎 👎 👎

[calm tiger]

Well, based on the name “Heart cards count as all suits” seems obvious, though that doesn’t really fit the art.
Ooh, “1 card per played hand containing a flush may be of a different suit. It is converted to that suit when scored” is like a yandere thing or something.
Though that’s probably too specific/situational an effect.

[worthy jasper]

i found the effect, X4 Mult, all non-hearts cards are drawn face down

[worthy stream]

slightly inspired by my Piece of Shit joker (cursed joker)

He Who Smelt It Dealt It (Uncommon)
3X to every hand type that could not be made using cards dealt at beginning of round, 0.33X mult to the other types

(i.e. deal cards to player, store a list of all the hand types that could be played using these and compare that against every hand played in a given round, 0.33x if on the list, 3x if not)

I feel it could be the other way around to reduce complexity, but that just encourages high card - the whole gimmick is to encourage more complex hand (while probably being discardable in the late game once you've got flush 5s or whatever you're going for)

the joker could store abbreviations in its description every round so you don't have to memorize what you had or the memory part could be the gimmick

[north thorn]

happy homestuck day y'all

[blissful wadi]

XD

[worthy stream]

HOMOSUCK LET'S GO

[ornate ridge]

unless its intentional, the upside down joker text is weird

[north thorn]

every joker has that?

[ornate ridge]

yours is flipped

[north thorn]

wtf

[winged sinew]

honestly having it flipped is so homestuckcore

[river condor]

oh you vertically flipped it instead of 180 degree rotating

[ornate ridge]

if you look at the card upside down by physically turning your head the joker text should look right

[north thorn]

lmao actually yes

anyways fixed

[shadow crow]

some outline is missing on flipped "k"

[north thorn]

blegh

[ornate ridge]

lovely set of jokers

[ornate ridge]

i saw that cloud before its super well done

is the spoon and trident a reference to something?

[north thorn]

Betty Crocker, Homestuck

[ornate ridge]

nice job on the script font

[brisk solar]

funny high card run trio made in minecraft

[high robin]

put my boy green joker in there

[sullen swift]

9-Card Shield Straight Flush

[sullen swift]

Shield is just the 5th suit, the 9-card straight flush is doing all the blocking

[ornate ridge]

so a 9-card straight flush must be a block card

QED

[warped bolt]

i dunno what you're on about, but 9-card shield flush sounds gay as fuck

nothing straight about it

[ornate ridge]

so a 9-card gay flush is a block card?

[warped bolt]

this might be a controversial take, but to me it seems that a 9-card gay flush is a yo mom card

[worthy stream]

[warped bolt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1028040573984186410/1034796200139960370/Tumblr_l_16356757248570900.gif

[north thorn]

what do you guys think of the effect

[worthy stream]

what does "unique" mean in this context

[arctic portal]

I think unique probably causes too much issues with remembering what houses you've played before

[north thorn]

unique rank/suit combo

[warped bolt]

it would be literally be impossible to remember what combos you've played

[errant forge]

Duplicative Joker (common) 4 gold

+12 mult. Replaces adjacent jokers with copies of itself at end of round.

[warped bolt]

just spray and pray botha

[north thorn]

6H 6H 6H / 2C 2C is different from 5S 5S 5S / 2C 2C

[worthy stream]

yeah, also that, would make all the score calculating players happy since they could use their paper for something else than math

[north thorn]

thats the point haha

the further in you go, the harder it becomes

[ornate ridge]

then the payout should be a smidge better no?

[north thorn]

maybe +5 Mult? idk

+4 Mult is already very good

[ornate ridge]

hmm idk true

[arctic portal]

I don't think it'll actually be that hard, because the odds of you playing the exact same hand combination are probably very low

[worthy stream]

admittedly I think it's good, IMO details like that would depend on playtesting

[warped bolt]

nah i think that's based i was just adding to the other guy's thoughts

[north thorn]

also it's antisynergy with like

making your deck just 2 types of card

it encourages you not to homogenize your deck

[warped bolt]

my rough math says there are 45 864 unique full house combinations

if you don't mod your deck too much shouldn't be too much of a problem tbh tbh

[ornate ridge]

wouldnt it be better if it was just rank combos instead of worrying about suits?

[warped bolt]

that would be booooooooring

[arctic portal]

Rank combos would make it actually have a chance of running into duplicates

[errant forge]

I think it'd be too annoying trying to remember what houses you've played and not

[warped bolt]

dude you literally wouldn't be able to keep track of it

[north thorn]

thats the point yes

[warped bolt]

physically impossible

[ornate ridge]

you can make the joker shake if you're hovering a house that you havent play before maybe?

[north thorn]

could do!

takes out the guesswork

[errant forge]

okay, why not just have it scale from any house then?

[north thorn]

funny

[warped bolt]

i concur ^

[arctic portal]

I still don't get what value having it be unique would add.

[worthy stream]

the shake solution is great, but it takes out the guesswork, so the scaling would have to be lower, say, +1 or +2 mult

[north thorn]

funny

+3, take it or leave t

[ornate ridge]

+1 or +2 seems super weak

[worthy stream]

won't synergize with flush house decks

[arctic portal]

Two Pair is +2, for reference

It at the very least has to be higher than +2

Or Spare Trousers I guess the proper name is

[ornate ridge]

I think +3 if we ditch the unique modifier, +4 if we dont

or even +5 if it has to be unique ranks

[north thorn]

actually wait in the reference only the rank matters LOL

[warped bolt]

okay i'm seriously not sure about this one, but i imagine if you only count the ranks as unique full houses, you'd still have 7056 unique full houses

[ornate ridge]

wait what

[errant forge]

I mean, it seems funny in concept but not very funny for playing with

[ornate ridge]

13 * 13 - 13 = 156 methinks?

13 choices for the pair

13 choices for the 3oak

-13 to account for 5oak

[warped bolt]

fuck hmmmm

[ornate ridge]

how did you get 7k lol

[warped bolt]

yah yah it's 156 you're right

i'm da dumbass

[warped bolt]

don't even ask i won't tell you

[ornate ridge]

putting "proved quinar wrong" on my resume

[warped bolt]

this dies with me

[ornate ridge]

[errant forge]

actually this is significantly easier to keep track of

[worthy stream]

Quinar the

[north thorn]

2 2 / 3 3 3 is still different from 3 3 3 / 2 2 btw

[warped bolt]

whadda hell i'm being fucking bullied here

[errant forge]

........................................but probably still too annoying for me to wanna take it

[warped bolt]

toxic ass server

[north thorn]

it will shake when it does thing

[ornate ridge]

i mean +5 mult is not bad at all for a scaling joker

[north thorn]

just because its good design

[ornate ridge]

4 procs is easy and you're already at half joker levels

and half joker is quite good

[errant forge]

yeah maybe I'm being too harsh on it

[warped bolt]

half joker it's a loser

[ornate ridge]

maybe +4 mult is more balanced

[warped bolt]

he's literally half as good as a regular joker it's in the goddamn name!!

[ornate ridge]

or +3 even

because consider this: it takes 10 procs of two pair to get +20 mult

[errant forge]

imagine if it worked like obelisk and repeats reset it

[ornate ridge]

that would suck lmao

[north thorn]

no

[errant forge]

yeah it'd be miserable

[ornate ridge]

effect would also go along with the house from Up as a concept lol

[warped bolt]

this is so needlessly complicated

just like homestuck

[ornate ridge]

so how easy would 5 procs be of Ascend?

[worthy stream]

that's the intended effect lmao

[north thorn]

not too easy tbh

[warped bolt]

aaaaay im homestuckin 'ere

[north thorn]

easy if you have turtle bean and can do many things

btw

you'll love this next one

[worthy stream]

who?

[warped bolt]

you, specifically

prepare.

[worthy stream]

OK, I'm mentally preparing to bully Quinar more over his silly ideas

[warped bolt]

not once have i shared any of my ideas in this channel

franky i find your insinuations ridiciulous and offensive

[sullen swift]

now it's a 10-Card Shield Straight Flush

[warped bolt]

okay how about a new set of suits

hmm bombs ughhhhh rockets nghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh syringes ughgammghmmmmmmmmmmm jars of piss

[north thorn]

quinar what do you think

reworded it lightly

[warped bolt]

this card offends me on a personal level

it's probably good if you have some +mult jokers n mult cards n stuff but levelling down my hands is so deeply unsatisfying i'd prolly just never get it

[worthy stream]

does the hand change only between hands with a level higher than 2? if not, what happens when a hand is at level 1? if so, what happens when there are no hands with a level higher than 1?