🃏・off-topic

[runic tinsel]

where are the seals, someguy

[cyan ivy]

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

FUCKING HELL

IM SO FUCKING SORRY VRO

I FORGOT

AGAIN

[verbal geyser]

written by vivzie pop

[cyan ivy]

I'm never being forgiven am i

[cyan ivy]

What?

[glossy fulcrum]

i think ive seen this :3

[cyan ivy]

Really

[glossy fulcrum]

fishe

:3

[cyan ivy]

Daniel

[cyan ivy]

Were

[verbal geyser]

the joke is that vivziepop swears a lot

[cyan ivy]

Ph

Oh*

[verbal geyser]

me when they ask me the potential of hydrogen

[fiery carbon]

Gosh that’s like

Tolerate everybody with that person I can’t stand, bro

[cyan ivy]

Damn

[glossy fulcrum]

i forgir

[fiery carbon]

I might

Be a joker

[glossy fulcrum]

i might

be a freak

[fiery carbon]

At least you’re honest

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[fiery carbon]

Just

Idk

Uhhhhh

Domain expansion

[glossy fulcrum]

domain expansion!!

[fiery carbon]

So tuff

[glossy fulcrum]

i liked that episode somuch

with yuta and the other fellas

[fiery carbon]

I love maki

My queen

[glossy fulcrum]

same

[fiery carbon]

I’ve never wanted to be a woman before

But I’d be her

[glossy fulcrum]

rad

[cyan ivy]

Ik who

[glossy fulcrum]

i wouldnt

[glossy fulcrum]

whut

[cyan ivy]

Me

I made it

[fiery carbon]

Huh

[glossy fulcrum]

oh

okey

[cyan ivy]

This is what I mean srimky

[fiery carbon]

Gay fish

[cyan ivy]

Damn

[glossy fulcrum]

my pfp so cute

[cyan ivy]

Yes

[glossy fulcrum]

:]

[cyan ivy]

ALSO MY FRIEND HAS A GIF OF U SOMEHOW

I'll try to find it

[glossy fulcrum]

hmmmm

[cyan ivy]

Look

Yes

That

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[cyan ivy]

Is exactly it

[cyan ivy]

How

[glossy fulcrum]

i have the gif too

[cyan ivy]

Clearly

But how are U a gif

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

well

the character doesnt belong to me

[cyan ivy]

Yes :)

[glossy fulcrum]

so

[cyan ivy]

OHHHHHH

NO WAY

I CANT BELIEVE

[glossy fulcrum]

im a dirty thief

(i never ckaimed it wasmine)

[cyan ivy]

IVE BEEN DECEICED

How do U spell it

[glossy fulcrum]

whut

spell what

[cyan ivy]

Deceved

No

FUCK

[glossy fulcrum]

decieved

[cyan ivy]

Yes thank you

[glossy fulcrum]

:p

[cyan ivy]

I can't spell

[cyan ivy]

:)

[fiery carbon]

Yall make me feel smart

[cyan ivy]

How

[shrewd vale]

i like this fih

so much

[fiery carbon]

Big ass head

[glossy fulcrum]

wat

[cyan ivy]

Thanks

[shrewd vale]

best side character in spongebob

[fiery carbon]

Fih

[glossy fulcrum]

fih ⛓️‍💥

[sage isle]

Looks like a lime

[cyan ivy]

Radioactive lime

[fiery carbon]

That’s what I was thinking bro🙏

[shrewd vale]

i indexed it

it was a legendary

[cyan ivy]

Damn

[fiery carbon]

What is this

[sage isle]

Legendary lime head ass 🤓

[fiery carbon]

Is this like a collection

[fiery carbon]

Rarest catch in the world

Right next to cat fish

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

how would ya climb the manbreaker from baby steps (or just take the stairs)?

[fiery carbon]

Take the stairs

Then slip and fall

[cyan ivy]

Levitated

[shrewd vale]

an Epic stingray has appeared!

6/532 fih collected

[glossy fulcrum]

it honestly doesnt seem too technically difficult as long as you arent the guy from the game

[cyan ivy]

What game is thag

[fiery carbon]

I love sting rays

[mild oak]

guilty gear strive

[cyan ivy]

Oh ok

How did U know

[mild oak]

i play it all the time

[cyan ivy]

Oh

It's not worth it vro

[runic tinsel]

where is it.

[cyan ivy]

.......

[runic tinsel]

say it, Irishman.

[cyan ivy]

Uhhh

[runic tinsel]

say it.

[cyan ivy]

SAY WHAT

[glossy fulcrum]

say my name

[cyan ivy]

@glossy fulcrum

[glossy fulcrum]

yer goddamn right

[cyan ivy]

Why do I smell burning

Gng

I might be dead

[glossy fulcrum]

whaarr

[cyan ivy]

I'm cooked

Literally

[glossy fulcrum]

silly

[cyan ivy]

Nah

My sister just bunt chicken

[fiery carbon]

It’s burnt toast

Either two things are happening you’re actually burning toast

Or you’re having a stroke or aneurysm one of those two

[runic tinsel]

Or he's just forgetting the

Idea.

[cyan ivy]

SHUT UP

PLEASE

IM SORRY

[cyan ivy]

My sister just burnt chicken

[glossy fulcrum]

meow

[fiery carbon]

The idea

[runic tinsel]

The Idea, Irishman. Where is it.

[fiery carbon]

I’m not giving up my shot

I’m Alexander Hamilton

[fiery carbon]

I didn’t know Irish people were real

I thought they were like fairytales like the Wendigo or something

[warm mountain]

irish people are real, ginger people are the fairytales

[fiery carbon]

Oh yes, I was getting confused of that my bad

[quaint solar]

Honest review of Tomodachi Life living the Dream

7/10
Honestly, i LOVE tomodachi life living the dream. But honestly, it kind of feels half-baked, or two-thirds-baked. The original tomodachi life had a lot more stuff to it! Like the compatibility tester and the concert hall, to name a few. Also, the game feels somewhat fast sometimes. I had 2 miis in a regular relationship for 2 days, then they get married. Some relationships in the original take WEEKs in order to fully bloom into marriage. Also, the game feels stale sometimes. Some cutscenes are a repeat.

[cyan ivy]

Uhhhh

[cyan ivy]

No gingers are real

I know one

[cyan ivy]

Shhhhh don't worry about it

[bold rain]

this is the YouTube algorithm equivalent of pulling a Legendary Joker out of The Soul https://youtu.be/x2j5r8hNVjY

[cyan ivy]

https://youtu.be/ubFq-wV3Eic?si

[cyan ivy]

Yo

[cyan ivy]

Really so Ur saying that U thought I was lying or something

[fiery carbon]

Yes

[cyan ivy]

Ok vro

How didn't you know Irish people were real

[glossy fulcrum]

fair but it does have some things the first game didnt, namely pallette house workshop

the relationship thing is pretty true though it might just be cuz i play a lot

and yea some of the cutscenes get repetitive quickly

[fallen crypt]

Its my birthday yeppe

[devout iron]

happy birthday

[fallen crypt]

Thanks

[fiery carbon]

It’s so peak tho

[glossy fulcrum]

mhm

my island is like level 102 i know its peak

(i need a job)

[verbal geyser]

god damn bro 🙏

reached 30 as we speak

my main complaint is the kids

they grow up WAY too fast

but i also agree with all the other complaints, though i feel saying 2/3 baked is too rough

if anything it’s 7/8

[glossy fulcrum]

im so cooked

i should add balatro jimbo to my island

or maybe a blueprint so i have an excuse to add more women

[verbal geyser]

i alr did 🤤

[fiery carbon]

Hello people

[tribal knoll]

I have no idea what these two nerds are playing, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

[fiery carbon]

This is kinda cute stop

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

You are a demon, set a method on how you want to be summoned.
Example: Play Ode Joy on the flute while standing on a mossy mountain top during summer while it rains.

[glossy fulcrum]

murder a family of four

[granite matrix]

Eat 3 bologna sandwiches with cheese and ketchup (nothing else) with 2 Kraft Deluxe Mac N Cheeses while a tornado is about to hit your house while being calm about it.

[fiery carbon]

?????

[fiery carbon]

To summon me, you must be able to recite the alphabet backwards, then say their name then do a somersault and then say “boom Shaka laka” then clap

The boom summoned

[glossy fulcrum]

thats how im summoned

[fiery carbon]

Fair enough but

A bit grim?

[polar marlin]

yeah it gave me 2 enhanced aces too

[fiery carbon]

Har har

That was kinda funny lol

[polar marlin]

get whimsied

[fiery carbon]

Get whimsical joy or something

[spiral tiger]

@zealous bronze

[warm mountain]

no you dont

[warm mountain]

lies

[blazing charm]

Hi

[cyan ivy]

YOU DARE SPEAK HIS NAME IN VAIN

[stray badge]

use the kunai and a bunch of expensive cosmetics on an uncletopia upward server

[sullen coral]

yea ur right honestly

[cyan ivy]

That's me

I'm a hitman fan

[fallen crypt]

Im that guy

[cyan ivy]

SAME

WE BOTH HITMAN FANS

[fallen crypt]

Yes sir

[cyan ivy]

YYYEEEAAAAHH

[fallen crypt]

When i kill a colombian guy just because i think is a drug dealer and im bald whit a tatoo on my neck

[cyan ivy]

Is it a bar code

[fallen crypt]

Yea, that's true

But

Sex

[cyan ivy]

Knew if

[fallen crypt]

I only have this on steam because my ps2 stays in Cuba.

[cyan ivy]

Damn

I have most of them

When I say most I mean absolution and WOA

[fallen crypt]

Im jealous

I dont have money

[cyan ivy]

On the PS3 btw

[fallen crypt]

Only 0,05

[cyan ivy]

I have like £2

[fallen crypt]

Tuff

[fallen crypt]

Deam

[cyan ivy]

PS3 is amazing

Can't stop it

Like it got

Skate 3 Joe danger and hitman absolution cod MWII

And various other banger

[fallen crypt]

Absolutely right bro

[runic tinsel]

Irishman.

[fiery meadow]

Star fox is back!! https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2026/05/star-fox-is-finally-getting-another-game-out-june-2026-exclusively-on-switch-2

[mild oak]

fifth time's the charm

oh, but NO F-ZERO remake/remaster

[verbal geyser]

back isn’t the word i’d use…

people want new star fox material not 64 again

[green wren]

WHAAAAAAAT

[full roost]

yeah 😔

at least we had 99

i guess it's something

[ebon barn]

this headache is so pain im tryna control my head but im reminded of the naoya clip

[thorn acorn]

Done what's next

[vale cliff]

Murder a family of five

[fallen crypt]

Im full

[cyan ivy]

Ok no need to brag

[cyan ivy]

HIII

[fallen crypt]

Brag?

[cyan ivy]

Yeah

Cause U definitely own all that land

[runic tinsel]

Hallooooo
-# going out on a jog rn, be back in 2 3 hours :D

[cyan ivy]

Oh ok fire

[fallen crypt]

Im chilling bro, its my birthday in the Siam park

[cyan ivy]

Also

[cyan ivy]

Damn happy birthday then

[fallen crypt]

Thanks

[cyan ivy]

IM INSPIRED HUMAN AND IM NOT GONNA FORGET THE IDEA THIS TIME

Gng

My ears are making a strange kind of ringing sound

[pearl flume]

M.O.A Riddle. By which line did you get the answer ?

||I put up with hardship far greater than me||

||As strong as a titan, smaller than eyes can see||

||If without heat or water I'd shrivel and sleep||

||Then once it's granted, I wake even if in space deep||

The answer: ||Tardigrade/Water bear||

[cyan ivy]

Didn't get it at all

[runic tinsel]

Tardigrade?

[cyan ivy]

Human

HOW ARE YOU ON THIS FINE DAY

[runic tinsel]

I am absolutely wonderful, mr. Irishman. You?

[cyan ivy]

Uhh

INSPIRED

AND I STILL HAVE THE IDEA

I always had it

It was making the design that I couldn't do

[cyan ivy]

SO FUCK YES

[runic tinsel]

The

Idea,

you say?

[cyan ivy]

UES

YES

THE SUIT DECKS ONE

[runic tinsel]

What about seals tho

[cyan ivy]

#1498755080051232942

[cyan ivy]

I finished them alrd

[runic tinsel]

Damn

[cyan ivy]

Just forgot to show

So ima go make it now

[runic tinsel]

Aight👏🙏🎢🎢

[quartz tinsel]

Ο Γελωτοποιός appears!

[cyan ivy]

I use run

[cyan ivy]

OK IM DONE ONE OUT OF 4 NOW

FUCK THIS

UHHHH

[verbal geyser]

Ο Τζόκερ appears!

[cyan ivy]

Huh

[hoary talon]

Hey folks i want to ask you some thing

I come up with name for my game and i want you to tell what it reminds you off ... Just like previous time

The name is ||PEKLOVIOUS||

Maybe what do you think this game about

[cyan ivy]

Megolavainia

[stray badge]

birds

it reminds me of birds

and greece

[lofty latch]

https://youtube.com/shorts/_XvQw7cdDEo?si=J3p4wIh3uV5Bydx3

The video has nothing to do with Balatro

But look at his shirt

[cyan ivy]

BALATRO T SHIRT

I love watching that guy

[hoary talon]

Thanks penguin

[stray badge]

sometimes i forget i'm penguin here and not pelican

[fiery carbon]

Hola

[cyan ivy]

Yo

[shrewd vale]

a common salmon has spawned!

7/532 fih collected

[cyan ivy]

U Spanish??

[glossy fulcrum]

o sorry i was asleep so i couldnt be summoned

[warm mountain]

yes

[cyan ivy]

Yo wsg

[cyan ivy]

Ohh ok

[glossy fulcrum]

meiw meow

[cyan ivy]

Yeah

[glossy fulcrum]

whar

[cyan ivy]

Wonder wall or something

[glossy fulcrum]

nyaan

[gritty nest]

oh bro what is this

[glossy fulcrum]

temu

[cyan ivy]

Fire

[runic tinsel]

No its not fire its titanic

[cyan ivy]

Wanna see something "MIND BLOWING"

Now

U have to be EXTREMELY SURE ABOUT THIS

This is important human

[runic tinsel]

Am humam

[cyan ivy]

So

Do U wanna see something "MINDBLOWING"

[shrewd vale]

hey uh

[cyan ivy]

Yeah?

[cyan ivy]

What is it

[hot pelican]

ladies, gentlemen, and everyone else

i got bored in art class and made this

sorry if this seems choppy

[shrewd vale]

absolute cinema

[warm mountain]

i dont want to remember concrete bro

[swift flame]

Gave my mii jimbo

[true vapor]

Yo what do we think?

[upbeat ginkgo]

Looks kinda dry, needs sauce or cheese.

[cyan ivy]

I think it looks good

Goodnight everyone

[true vapor]

It’s 93 7 ts dry as hell 💀

[fiery carbon]

Hawk

Tuah

Balatro on that thang

[frosty fossil]

she baron on my mime till I naneinf

[fiery carbon]

Bars

[hybrid osprey]

I find it strange that the Xchips functionality for jokers is in the game, with its own sound as well, but no jokers use it. Maybe it’ll come in a future update?

[quartz tinsel]

It's approximately 7,000 degrees in my room and I can't sleep.

[quartz tinsel]

I'm going to fricking die.

[scarlet cobalt]

I'm hungry

But I'm out of toothpaste

[pearl flume]

Please choose a building or structure before clicking the black bar.

||If this was a videogame, what stats and effects would building one give to the player ?||

[vale cliff]

||Like mtg lands or like a Minecraft beacon?||

[pearl flume]

whichever you prefer

[granite matrix]

Wait how do I make the text boxed

[vale cliff]

||

on both sides

[crude plinth]

House of Trees/Subconscious Stream.

My old school.

[granite matrix]

Thank you

[fiery carbon]

Hallow purple

[granite matrix]

||The Taj Mahal, and you would gain the ability to blow up / combust whenever, but it would obliterate your health (can be upgraded to do less damage inflicted on the player). And you would have the ability to scam people for items.||

[fiery carbon]

I just wished I was maki

[granite matrix]

Don’t you have a human heart?

[granite matrix]

Could say heavenly restriction

[fiery carbon]

Hmmmmm

I have a heart of sunshine and rainbows

[granite matrix]

🥹

[cyan ivy]

YO PROTO

And everyone else

How is thy day going

[vale cliff]

Hey!!!

Um, it’s been going okay

Work is easy today

[cyan ivy]

Damn

Sweet

Imm uh still in bed

Because it's 6:30

[runic tinsel]

I do

[cyan ivy]

Hi hunan

GM gng

[runic tinsel]

Good morning good evening good afternoon and good day

[robust sonnet]

BALALA REFERENCE??

[cyan ivy]

Black noir :0

[mild oak]

masayoshi takanaka makes me remember life is worth living

[cyan ivy]

Are U ok??

[mild oak]

i'm great

sleep schedule's a little wonked, but i'm great

[cyan ivy]

Ohh ok I misread that

[royal widget]

im going fucking insane I swear it said labubu

[cyan ivy]

LABUBU

[royal widget]

SEE IM NOT INSANE

[cyan ivy]

yes U are

Dw

so am I

[robust sonnet]

I didn't know he was balatreado like that

[robust sonnet]

Tuff

[cyan ivy]

Damn

[vale cliff]

I HATE AI

[plain lynx]

finally, after one month of pure despair, i beat Tidal Wave...

(NEW HARDEST)

[cyan ivy]

Damn

[cyan ivy]

That's fucking mad

[plain lynx]

wdym

[cyan ivy]

https://youtube.com/shorts/KsBmaNauIYY?

https://youtube.com/shorts/akXjVm5HyMA?

BALATRO BACKROUND VRO

[cyan ivy]

Yo

That's me vro

[glad pebble]

holy mythic loot

[cyan ivy]

What

[glad pebble]

That profile it’s fucking goated

[cyan ivy]

Thanks vro

[glad pebble]

Flightreacts pfp

[cyan ivy]

Yes

[glad pebble]

W
bio

[cyan ivy]

My make one with pixel art tho idk

[glad pebble]

o

[cyan ivy]

I understood the first time

[cyan ivy]

Yeah I do pixel art

[glad pebble]

cool shi

[cyan ivy]

Most are here #1500055966916415590

[glad pebble]

aigh

[cyan ivy]

Yes

[cyan ivy]

How did U even just find me randomly

[glad pebble]

idk

[cyan ivy]

Damn

So just seen the pfp and HAD to check

[glad pebble]

i js found funny the flightcreact albun’s profile pic

[cyan ivy]

Ohhh

Fair

[cyan ivy]

Damn

[rigid crag]

yeah i got a pretty long game where i had banished half of both our decks

also i got 41000 LP during that same game but i didnt screenshot that

[cyan ivy]

Idk what U playing

ALSO

I need to know

Has ANYONE heard of a game called trails fusion I wanna know because NOBODY I KNOW has ever even heard of it so for the sake of my sanity I need to know if any on U ppl have

Because I fucking love the game I've been playing it since I was 3 and it was the first game I ever played aswell

[quartz tinsel]

Looks like Yu-Gi-Oh.

[quartz tinsel]

Nope.

[cyan ivy]

Awwe FUCK

[rigid crag]

yes

and 13500 is quite a large number

for reference, the amount of health you start with is 8000

[harsh trench]

what if instead of gold stake it was gold snake and you had to throw your cards at the snake and kill it

[cyan ivy]

Fire

[rigid crag]

what if instead of gold stake it was gold steak and you had to eat it

[cyan ivy]

mark I made pizza this is great

NO ITS NOT STEAK

[quartz tinsel]

Are you sure?

[cyan ivy]

Pretty sure

Threw a trashbag

Into space

At work

starts wobbling and shit

[storm condor]

protein tubes

with that white sauce

[rigid crag]

peak

[fiery carbon]

Hawk

Tuah

[rigid crag]

hello 2022

[cyan ivy]

:O

Also how here wanna see a payday inspired joker I made

[fiery carbon]

Gulp

[cyan ivy]

When I say inspired I mean it's just dallas' mask

[fiery carbon]

I love it

[cyan ivy]

Thanks

I just triggered my PTSD

From hearing a fucking cloaker

[fiery carbon]

You might be a cloakr

[cyan ivy]

I'm not

[runic tinsel]

Booteh

[cyan ivy]

HII

[fiery carbon]

Are you possibly a human

[runic tinsel]

Mayhaps

[cyan ivy]

No he is. Human

[runic tinsel]

I am the Human

Human, The Neanderthal.

[cyan ivy]

Ur second name is Neanderthal???

[runic tinsel]

Check the main server's channel dawg

Anywho

[runic tinsel]

Thats my middlename

[cyan ivy]

Oh

[runic tinsel]

My last name is Homosapien™

[cyan ivy]

Ohhh

My full name is || not || || fucking || || telling ||

HAHA U THOUGHT

[runic tinsel]

:o

;O

[cyan ivy]

Huh??

:0

[twilit tree]

gentlemen im playing balatro with mods right now

[cyan ivy]

Fire

[warm mountain]

my name is anderdingus

[cyan ivy]

Damn

[cyan ivy]

Ohhh shidinks

[warm mountain]

dont ever move to detroit bruh

[cyan ivy]

Don't plan on it

[warm mountain]

good

[cyan ivy]

Gng

[warm mountain]

godzilla will get your ass

[cyan ivy]

I live in Ireland anyway

[warm mountain]

damn

are ginger people real

[cyan ivy]

Yes they are

One of my best friends is

[warm mountain]

sad

[quartz tinsel]

How do we know that any of us are real?

[cyan ivy]

Your ginger???

[cyan ivy]

FYM sad

[quartz tinsel]

No.

Existential question.

[cyan ivy]

U asking me if gingers are real from me saying I'm Irish is fucking pissed me off

[cyan ivy]

Oh ok

Well yeah probably

[fiery carbon]

Two twinks just gave me a milk shake

It was yummy

[cyan ivy]

Huh?

Whay

That's such a random thing to say

[cyan ivy]

But what kind of milkshake???

[fiery carbon]

It was a cheesecake one

Yummy

[cyan ivy]

A what??

Cheesecake?

[fiery carbon]

Cheesecake milkshake

[cyan ivy]

Fuck is cheesecake

[fiery carbon]

I haven’t ha down before

Fuck misprint

[cyan ivy]

Ohhhh

[cyan ivy]

OI BITCH

[cyan ivy]

What does this even say??

[fiery carbon]

Had*

A slight misprint

[cyan ivy]

Ohhh

[cyan ivy]

Ohhh

[fiery carbon]

It was yummy

And unexpected treat

[cyan ivy]

Did U mean "U haven't had one before?

[fiery carbon]

Yes

[cyan ivy]

Very unexpected

[cyan ivy]

Ohhh

Well no

I haven't

I've heard they expensive as fuck

[fiery carbon]

I’m assuming it was

[cyan ivy]

So ima stick to my blue raspberry milkshake from the petrol station near my house

[cyan ivy]

Did you even know them??

[fiery carbon]

Yes I did they go go my class

It’s a couple I know one of them

[cyan ivy]

Ohhh

[fiery carbon]

He’s like you want the rest I was like sure

[cyan ivy]

Like a couple or there was a couple of them

Dating couple I should say actually?

[cyan ivy]

Damn

[fiery carbon]

As a dating couple

[cyan ivy]

Oh ok

[fiery carbon]

Yes they were

[cyan ivy]

Yeah U said

[runic tinsel]

Gooners.

[fiery carbon]

Gulp

[cyan ivy]

Huh??

[fiery carbon]

[cyan ivy]

No no no

Its

GULP

I can't send audio files

[runic tinsel]

***All they think about is their lust. THEY'RE

DEGENERATE!***

[cyan ivy]

WHO??

WHO DAMN IT WHO

START TALKING

Before I get hairy terry

[runic tinsel]

The Gooners™.

[cyan ivy]

WHO ARE THE FUCKING GOONERS

[runic tinsel]

They're everywhere. Just keep an eye open.

[cyan ivy]

Like who

Give an example so then I know who U talking bout

And can keep my eyes open for them

[quartz tinsel]

This is me right now.

[cyan ivy]

Ok

[pearl flume]

Would you press the button ?

You get 5 million dollars.

But

You'll never dream again.

[cyan ivy]

Yes

I don't dream anyways so free money

[sand valley]

yes

[cyan ivy]

🤑🤑🤑🤑

[sand valley]

i dont really care about dreams

[cyan ivy]

I can't dream

So fuck yeah

[sand valley]

free money

[cyan ivy]

Yep

Free 5 millie

[quartz tinsel]

I guess.

I once threw my pillow and yelled "fuck off!" at 3 in the morning because of my dream.

Woke myself up by yelling.

[runic tinsel]

Most of the time id choose money in these situations

Whats the worst possible option? Reasonably

[cyan ivy]

Not pressing is the worst option

[runic tinsel]

Fair

[cyan ivy]

Exactly

So press it

[runic tinsel]

I did

[spiral tiger]

Press the button?

You get $5,000,000

No one you know will ever dream again, and they'll know it was you

[hallow mortar]

Yea

[hallow mortar]

For that case, no.

[runic tinsel]

Fuck em

[sand valley]

not really much harm in never dreaming

it would actually benefit a lot of people

[hybrid fulcrum]

how long would it even take me to notice that i don't have dreams anymore

i don't even remember the last time i definitely had a dream

[runic tinsel]

I had a dream yestreday.

[spiral tiger]

lilo, destroyer of nightmares

[cyan ivy]

I didn't

[runic tinsel]

Well, I say dream... it wasn't necessarily one.

A vision.

It spoke to me.

[stray badge]

yes because this is basically free money to me

[fiery carbon]

A dream

[shrewd vale]

would you accept 6 quintillion dollars for a minor inconvinience

a common cod has appeared!

8/532 fih collected

[cyan ivy]

Damn

[sage isle]

Realistic fih this time

[cyan ivy]

Samn

[pearl flume]

Just because dreams does not matter to you, does not mean it does not matter to others.

[cosmic ocean]

clarifying question: does it stop REM sleep entirely or does it just force people not to remember their dreams

because the latter is bad but i'd think about it, while the former is "absolutely never press the button, that is the button that kills everyone i know"

[fiery carbon]

Good fish

[shrewd vale]

only common tho

[fiery carbon]

Fih

[quartz tinsel]

Ο Γελωτοποιός.

[cyan ivy]

Ok

We get it that Ur name

[queen forge]

I always thought I was immature

Especially a year ago

[cyan ivy]

So am i

[shrewd vale]

new pfp

is it w

[shrewd vale]

inmature is W

[cyan ivy]

Yes

[wild light]

I love piracy and this moivie

[sage isle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/coach-og-rhgifs-a8p90UngrtdS5dsGXS

[cyan ivy]

What?

[warm mountain]

mewgenics

[cyan ivy]

Oh ok

[sage isle]

Water gun?

[cyan ivy]

No

[cyan ivy]

Antimatter gun

[rigid crag]

antiwater gun

[cyan ivy]

Oh

[cyan ivy]

Antigun water

[livid bough]

whole house mad😭

[cyan ivy]

Damn

[cyan ivy]

:O

[full roost]

woa... balaro... irl...

[rare tide]

e

[sage isle]

Jimbo himself

Gary McCready in the flesh

[cyan ivy]

hello anyone??

[runic tinsel]

I dont think Mr. Anyone's here ngl

[rare tide]

hi I'm Hearts

[runic tinsel]

Or Ms. Anyone for that matter

Disco tewakin

[cyan ivy]

hello

[rare tide]

I need help

[outer lance]

hi

[outer lance]

me too

[cyan ivy]

Yo

[cyan ivy]

With what??

[cyan ivy]

With what??

[outer lance]

with my laptop

[cyan ivy]

What happened

[outer lance]

i want to delete space

[cyan ivy]

I might have some useless info in my mind about the problem

[cyan ivy]

Hmm

[outer lance]

how can i manage ans see all the space

[cyan ivy]

Elaborate?

[outer lance]

no like space

[cyan ivy]

Ans?

Wait

[outer lance]

storing

[cyan ivy]

Oh

Wait operation system do U use

[outer lance]

like its 500 gp

but only 100 gp is avalalpe

[outer lance]

whats that

[cyan ivy]

Ohhhh

[cyan ivy]

Like windows or linux

[outer lance]

windows

[cyan ivy]

Oh ok

Well tbh I can't really help you

I use oc

[outer lance]

lier

[cyan ivy]

I use pc

Never used a laptop

[outer lance]

they literklruy the same thing

its the same system

[cyan ivy]

HANG ON

Something important just came up

[outer lance]

i want to free and manage space

[quartz tinsel]

Am in physical pain.

[fallen crypt]

But sure

I dont know

[devout iron]

egypt- egypt-

EEEGGGGYYYYYPPPTTTLLLLAAAAAAAANNNNDDD

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

You're on a path in the woods and at the end of that path is a cabin and in the basement of that cabin is a monster

You're here to slay the monster. If you don't, it will be the end of the world.

The creature's form is an ever shifting mound of matter, capable of transforming into ANY form people believe it capable of being.

How will you proceed ?

[granite matrix]

i'll just think its an all powerful being, but its anticlamactic because its actually just a really large ant.

like, 10x bigger than the average ant

[vale cliff]

It’s actually crazy hot when older people say 67

[vale cliff]

This could be a hit game if you made the monster a princess

[pearl flume]

What gave it away ? was it the word for word refernece ?

[vale cliff]

I’m sure I don’t know what you mean

You could be making big bucks here

[sharp anchor]

it could have a balatro crossover :0

[glossy fulcrum]

shrimply dont believe that it exists

[fiery carbon]

Domain expansion

[cyan ivy]

HELLO

[cyan ivy]

Shirmpilly walk around it

[glossy fulcrum]

you can just walk around it

[cyan ivy]

Yes

Do you think theres a risk of rain

Because the rain could kill us all

So to stay safe

We throw our heads again the wall?

So noone else can see

The preservation of the myrtr in me?

[glossy fulcrum]

like the game

:D

[cyan ivy]

Damn

Only ball you understood there

[glossy fulcrum]

you should cook steak with popcorn butter

[cyan ivy]

What?

[cyan ivy]

Because it's like psychosocial

Psychosocial

Psychosocial

Psychosocial

Psychosocial

[glossy fulcrum]

steak with popcorn butter

[cyan ivy]

Ohh

Ill be waiting for the day someone gets the ball knowledge

[zinc turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1259275339327078492/1498104079598096525/togif.gif?ex=69ffc3a6&is=69fe7226&hm=b21bce2f905ab4eca80ae92a5cc43454ac22fa997182dc3fcdef1fc2ee08e26c&

[glossy fulcrum]

yay

[cyan ivy]

What???

The fuck is TRIPLE T DOING HERE

I should go do something productive instead of just laying in bed

[glossy fulcrum]

me too

bot rn tho

[cyan ivy]

Fire

[glossy fulcrum]

just in general

[cyan ivy]

Damn

I'm definitely still alseep

[cyan ivy]

Ur a bot???

[glossy fulcrum]

no

thats called a typo

[cyan ivy]

Ohh

[glossy fulcrum]

its when i accidentally press the wrong key

[cyan ivy]

Ik what a typo is

What did originally mean?

[glossy fulcrum]

not

[cyan ivy]

Ohhh

I mean yeah I gotta do something important but my bed at peak comfyness now

[cyan ivy]

Oh damn

So I'm staying why

[glossy fulcrum]

for me its because doing important stuff at 1am is kinda weird

[cyan ivy]

It's 1 am for you?????

[glossy fulcrum]

um yeah

is that surprising

[cyan ivy]

Yeah

It's 8:15 for me

I've been awake for 3 hours

Doing nothing

[glossy fulcrum]

why

[cyan ivy]

Idk doesn't make much sense ig

[glossy fulcrum]

never heard of timezones??

[cyan ivy]

Your asking me 90% of the shit I do doesn't make sense

[cyan ivy]

Yeah I have

[glossy fulcrum]

😭

[cyan ivy]

Nor do I know why I did it

NOOOOOOO ITS HAPPENING

THE BLANKET IS NOW BARLY TO SHORT FOR NO REASON AT ALL

MY COMFORT IS RUINED

[glossy fulcrum]

what

[cyan ivy]

Shit uncomfy now

I FIXED IT time to lay in bed for 2 hours now

[vale cliff]

Why am I getting so many shirtless men on my feed

[cyan ivy]

What??

[vale cliff]

(oblivious)

[simple sandal]

Instagram?

[vale cliff]

YouTube

[simple sandal]

Ah

Youtube isn't as good as before 2018

I'm getting a lot of advertisement about gambling, and also many adult content youtubers on my feed

[vale cliff]

Same

They keep sending AI old ladies to me

[simple sandal]

It's funny how when i open youtube on my web, it no longer suggest adult content and gambling ads

[faint sorrel]

Picked a bad month to get into buying more steam games

[cyan ivy]

Unlucky

[vital mortar]

yes?

[cyan ivy]

No I mean he got unlucky

[fiery meadow]

Ruh roh. Hantavirus is spreading

https://indianexpress.com/article/world/world-hantavirus-outbreak-mv-hondius-cruise-ship-who-tedros-spain-evacuation-10681438/#

[cyan ivy]

RUH OR RAGGIE

HANTAVIRUS

"like soinks scoobs

[fiery carbon]

They know there audience

[cyan ivy]

No they dont

[fiery carbon]

Let’s larp

[fiery meadow]

Except Covid

[strong lava]

the intrusive thoughts are telling me send a message in ceremonial dagger

[vale cliff]

Do it no balls

[strong lava]

polychrome water filter and foil glass

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Never win an online game again but will always find a way to have much fun regardless.

Or

Win every online game you'll ever play but it'll always leave you high strung and irritated.

[vale cliff]

Man, these suck

The whole point is that the outcome of each game is different

I think both these options render video games useless

First one ig

[stray badge]

first one

if i wasn't having fun, then what would be the point of playing video games

[cosmic ocean]

neither 🗿

[vale cliff]

Chad

[fiery carbon]

Chad

We’re all chads

[cosmic ocean]

those are both already simultaneously true for me so i just do a schroedinger slam on that button

[cyan ivy]

1

[signal kraken]

First one

[late stratus]

reference

[rare tide]

looks more like

[sand valley]

"In a realistic sense yeah but like that's a whole nother story"
@devout swift ???

you think it's unethical for a starving person to steal food?

[dense vortex]

millions must

[devout swift]

You got me there

I don't think it is

But

That's a whole nother story

[sand valley]

tell it then

[devout swift]

Since your life depended on it

[vernal heart]

Its not but its an extreme example

[sand valley]

it's an extreme example to find out if their rule is actually a rule

[vernal heart]

Wut ? I didnt read the whole thing

[sand valley]

they said "If something's not free and you don't pay for it it's unethical"

[devout swift]

You'd be surprised of how many people follow it

[sand valley]

just because people follow it doesn't mean I have to agree with it

nor does it mean it's how it should be

[vernal heart]

Hakita (developer of ULTRAKILL) once said "Culture should not exist only for those who can afford it"

[devout swift]

I never said you had to agree with it I just it I agree with it

I can't change what you think

I can say it's unethical but you can say it isn't

[sand valley]

you can explain why you think piracy and stealing are almost always unethical though

[devout swift]

There's no complex meaning

It's not free therefore you can't have it for free

Unless given to you

[sand valley]

except I can

[devout swift]

Yeah but that's your way of life

I have my own way

And other people's way

And this and that

[sand valley]

you said "can't" though, if you mean "shouldn't" then say shouldn't

[devout swift]

I was always taught like "you can't have that since you didn't pay for it" and I always stood by what I learned

It's not like I was born to know that

[sand valley]

if you believe it just because it was taught to you then you need to think more critically

[devout swift]

Fair, but it's like that one herd mentality thing

Since like I was taught to not steal

And other people I know say like "oh yeah it's bad to steal" so I join in

[sand valley]

that's not good, twin

[devout swift]

I steal too and I think that's unethical

[devout swift]

I know it's bad

[sand valley]

why do you do it if you think it's unethical

[cosmic ocean]

people do not always hew to their beliefs, i don't think that necessarily demands a specific answer from any specific person

[sand valley]

then stop doing it. you should think about why something should be a certain way, rather than just agreeing with the way that it is / the way that other people want it to be.

[devout swift]

Because it's my way of saying "you can do whatever you want but if you do it too much that's just a sin"

[vernal heart]

Ppl's point of view on this type of thing always depends on one's experience, for example if a baby is born in a family full of ppl who actually steal stuff, they wont ever think about the fact that it could possibly be wrong

[sand valley]

are you meaning sin in the religious sense or sin in the "that's bad" sense, separate from religion.

[cosmic ocean]

i am not a vegan but i believe veganism would be the more ethical choice, i can hold these beliefs simultaneously without contradiction

[rare tide]

Balatro 🤔

[devout swift]

Sin as in that's bad sense

[rare tide]

Define sin

[sand valley]

unethical

[devout swift]

Bad thing to do

[rare tide]

Or immoral

[vernal heart]

Sinful so ?

[rare tide]

lawfully wrong

[sand valley]

nah

[devout swift]

Ok that's vague bad thing to do can be in so many ways

[vernal heart]

Laws can be confusing as its not the same everywhere

[sand valley]

morality and legality are not the same thing

[spiral tiger]

is it ethical to use paid software that you havent paid for from an indie dev?

[rare tide]

that's why I don't follow

[sage crescent]

is this the pirating discussion i started

had no clue u guys moved

[verbal geyser]

example stealing baby formula for a starving baby is morally right but lawfully wrong

[vernal heart]

It really depends on the situation

[sage crescent]

obv obv

very true

[rare tide]

what about stealing balatro though

[spiral tiger]

suppose you live in a country where the product is available to purchase

[sage crescent]

balatro is less essential s

[rare tide]

no

[sage crescent]

so its less morally right

[sand valley]

it depends!
i believe that if you have gotten significant value out of it / use it a lot, and you believe the creator would be deserving of you buying it, then yes it's unethical

[devout swift]

To answer this question, I want to but it's engraved to my mind that I couldn't stop doing it, it's more of a habit now rather than something I don't usually do

[sand valley]

I pirate games that dont have demo versions, and if I like them I pay for them.

[sage crescent]

ah

[spiral tiger]

would using it once exempt the user?

[sage crescent]

so u buy later as appreciation

kind of

[sage crescent]

i think so

[cosmic ocean]

to state my own beliefs on this clearly: i agree that pirating is unethical in the main, because it deprives people of the fruits of their labor for something that in almost no cases can be considered a necessity.
i believe that if you are pirating because you do not want to support a creator/studio/entity, you are better off not engaging with the media entirely
and if you are pirating for financial reasons, i guess more power to you, but one should steer clear of equivocation of this with stealing bread to feed starving children, they are not at all ethically identical

[sand valley]

yes. if I didn't like it but still paid for it, I would have just refunded it anyway

[sage crescent]

js my opinion innit

[vernal heart]

I didnt necessarily mean that, as I said earlier, Hakita, the main dev of ULTRAKILL, said that pirating indie games is ok cuz culture shouldn't exist only for those who can afford it, so he'd be ok with ppl pirating his game (not as any dev ya see ?)

[spiral tiger]

ig i see it a bit differently? but i wrote code for a living in a past life so moybe thats why

[sand valley]

I don't believe that you are better off not engaging with the media entirely. you are allowed to enjoy games, but not want to financially support people behind the scenes

[sage crescent]

he acc said this?

[verbal geyser]

i feel pirating indie games (except in lilos case, doing it to try it out i feel is a valid reason) is morally a bit petty because these small devs usually put their heart and soul into a project and you said “yknow what if i actually didn’t give them money but still did the experience”

[vernal heart]

Yes he did

[cosmic ocean]

then we disagree on that point! which is fine. this is not a hard fact, this is my beliefs

[sage crescent]

colddd

print hello world

[sand valley]

also in balatro's case, localthunk is very well off already

[sage crescent]

no way

[vernal heart]

Wdym off ?

[sage crescent]

guess im pirating ultrakill today

[sand valley]

he is rich

[verbal geyser]

wealthy

[vernal heart]

Check it by yourself then

[sage crescent]

he has enough money

[sand valley]

balatro is very successful

[spiral tiger]

that's the dev's choice, he consents

i dont think he can consent on behalf of other creators

[devout swift]

Well past the point

[sage crescent]

i belive u dw

[devout swift]

Like successful yeah

[sage crescent]

because seeing e20 is like crack

[cosmic ocean]

i also think, if some pirating becomes justified by the gains already made by a creator or entity, then we have to ask the follow-on question, "what is the line?"

[rare tide]

I like the jokers art

[vernal heart]

Thats what I meant by "context" each case would have to be considered apart from each other to have an actual answer

[rare tide]

all the art infact

[sage crescent]

i think past 1mil

is a good line

[rare tide]

the vibrant colors triggers my something

[cosmic ocean]

1 mil liquid? 1 mil per year? 1 mil in vancouver, or 1 mil in rural idaho?

[spiral tiger]

but in the general case, one does not have consent from the creator right? so this is an exception

[sand valley]

if the creator(s) made enough money to not have to worry about working ever again then it's definitely fine

[sage crescent]

also i need to bring u on monday for my lit exam bro got the language

[sage crescent]

maybe a year?

[verbal geyser]

you could argue the same without piracy
“what is he line separating a lot vs little money”
in which case i feel that’s personal opinion based

like obviously a million is a lot but to let’s say elongated muskrat that’s not a whole bunch

[vernal heart]

Yeah thats an exception, but many indie games devs would actually say the same

And many actually did