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Shouldn't the wings be a bit higher
maybe
GameâŠ
I didnt really bother searching it up
Could you summarize it in one sentence
Please and thank you
Ok
So
I don't know what that is either I'm just wasting your time
Oh fuck you
Haha
Aight bye twin I gtg eat smth
gambonanza is chess but balatro
GREAT SIRE
PERISH
Oh ok
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--------
Bye twin
What happen
Couldnt tell you
Why's that
Try bud
Uhhhhh
That the fuck is this
When did this update come out
Missed the patch notes I guess
Is this balatro?
Thats cryptid no
Yes correct
Shit is insane
There are like nearly 1000 jokers
I'm going to make a mod now
Ohhhh fuck
I laughed so hard
You're fucked though
Wait
What
YES YES
What is going on
YOU WILL LIVE
okay
Yes
This is getting ridiculous
if it works dont fix it
My guy pretty like a girl
WHO
what
WHY HAVE THY BEEN SUMMONED
What about him?
He hasnt released music in ages
Ok
these three messages are so funny lmao you have made my day
I'm fool , that what i should do
Pain.
Make people happy!
Be a fool.
Why you speaking so tuff
Dot in the end
Truly master of aura farming
I always use punctuation.
So you do
grass in Iowa
Who is that guy and why is he up there
statue
how did you spot that guy
I noticed very small details that other people wont
a picture of car city
Either a giant fence or trees with no leaves at the top perfectly aligned like that
The tree option is more likely
Send an image and I'll find something very specific in it
Maybe actually not giving a shit is really useful ngl
What
That's quite mean
Gang what the fuck
It is
It is mean, however... some people are just

I'm jimboing
I am by no means a prick and I never hope to be viewed as such
Buuuut
Dont you feel like some people just
You just wanna
TO ME???
Thank you i appreciate it
Oh
Some people
Thank god
Sometimes
Ok
Like
What happened twin
They gain satisfaction
Not if you talk shit about them
I see no point in doing that
this might taste good
But how can they gain satisfaction if they don't even know your talking about them
Talking shit about someone is generally just stupid, id rather not
Theyre dead inside. I wont be suprised if they can telepathically tell
Fair
Though Nolan's actions were unforgivable, I'm all for burning this planet down.
I will burn this planet down
where is omni man
To this day the invincible s1 finale is still my favourite finale of all time
It is GENUIENLY perfect
WHERE IS HE WERE IS OMNI MAN
15/150 what by the way
jokers on gold stake
stronk
It's vulnerable!
Finna go watch Whiplash
jerkers
yes
Ok
gold stickers on jerkers
guys this is what BALATRO will look like in 2014
apparently my friend of a friend was being tortured
Hey guys, I was wondering about this but how do you get the jokers role?
I want that Jimbo plush icon
handpicked by thunk and i think mods
Anyone got monitor reccomendations? Mine hasn't been working for a good while
be cool, do smth helpful for the community, and donât ask for it and thereâs a chance youâll get it
Why is yt shorts like this.
- Alaska isnt a country, and even if they don't say it in the video that it is, its still bad to make that the title, and that the thumbnail...
- 2nd one doesn't even spell Etho's name right
Theres probably way more things wrong with other shorts but I dont rlly watch shorts and seeing this triggers my brain just to go "NO"
Good night all.
night
I'm not sure there's actually anything wrong with the thumbnail. It doesn't say Alaska is a country on the thumbnail, just shows Alaska on the front because Alaska is a section of maps that is commonly stretched or shrunk to inaccurate sizes. The title probably simply explains that many countries contribute to this error, and the video starts with those 2 words on the thumbnail?
Yes, I never said that they did that in the thumbnail, and you could totally be right about that. However, you can tell that putting âincluding Alaskaâ as the thumbnail with the said title was way worst than probably 100s of other frames of options. In the end it doesnât matter but it triggers my brain to not want to click it.
Im basically just putting words out on the internet about nothing, and this was entirely pointless, but Ig I just felt the need that the frustration of just âyou couldâve spent 10 seconds to fix this and didnâtâ was something I should talk about
YouTube slop is YouTube slop
Please choose a Power Word:
Fall- Any who hears this word spoken from the spell will collapse mentally and physically, as if immediately exhausted. Those weak enough will immediately become unconscious.
"You are strong, child, but I am beyond strength."
Gravity For the next 10 seconds, you control the direction and strength of gravity within earshot. Allowing you to lift enemies into the air, crush them with gravity or throw them away.
"What is that melody ?!"
Friends Call upon an ally from every dimension, ranging from the realm of gods to the darkest pit of hell. Each one assists you as they see fit before leaving.
"Are you Rea-ady~!?"
i ship photochad
(first time larping kinda nervous)
oops
Gravity
Let's not argue about thumbnails and lettuce all be friends
As I have never said before make up and make out
Aww, we didn't argue, I understand his point much better now after his response. I may not agree still, but I am perfectly content.
Damn what game is that?
Yeah, just a one response each discussion. đ
Ohhhhh
Ok thanks for clarifying that
Ok bet then how
having extra HP is a waste because you heal up at the end of an act
What game is that
slay the spire 2
Oh ok thanks
gun
Very cool
Third one and I call the strongest, non-abstract version of good Superman because Superman is a good guy and he is your friend and 90% of the time he will win
But gravity would be funny
Like you can theoretically give someone their own gravitational pull
Is you can control all gravity
So super boy prime then I'm pretty sure super boy prime from the comics is the most powerful superman also why not summon like viltrumite mark or something or shiestie mark
It says âan ally from every dimensionâ not âany dimensionâ
You could get thousands with that wording
Like
Why would you call VILTRUMITE mark
Meh, ill take it at face value and say that I can call one at a time
Your 1000 rats in your sewer
The rats shall rise
They have
Is it some type of a mental illness that sometimes when am just sitting completely alone and talk to myself, id say shit unprompted and out-of-the-blue
Things that I dont want to say
No
I do that a lot too
And look how I turned out
Completely fine
nah
could be autistic tho
I said that already
Is it
I do that and im autistic
Same
fire
Yeah I do that too and I'm prolly autistic
I might ne autistic
HII
Thanks, Twink
Damn
Are we all autistic or something
Np
Yes
Same
Hi proto
Yeah that's fair
Someone here could say âI breatheâ and be autistic
I think they saying that because we in the balatro discors
And every autistic person here will go thatâs me đđââïžđââïž
But numbers going up don't satisfy autistic people's brain with dopamine
Most of time
It's like ADHD or they have a crippling gambling addiction and balatro satisfies their addiction without them losing money
Besides ÂŁ12
For the game
Being here is a sign of autism atp
Just some lines
Iâm at a loss
SOMEONE ELSE SAID THAT 2 MINUTES AGO LAD
You're fired.
Why are you firing him for
Not being funny.
But it's true
Who do you think you are anyway Benson from regular show
You might be Benson from regular show
No, this is Patrick.
Oh ok
Joker that makes you British.
Balala? In off topic?! MODS!
wrong channel oops
What?
I post videos of ante 8 on my best runs here sometimes.
Why does that call for mods?
No
I am being sarcastic
No?
Yes
Ya mom
AI?!
CIA
Get this shit OFF my god damn screen
i hate this stupid fucking waterfall so much i fucking hate it all it is at the end of the fight is a draw test god i hate it
Oooooook?
Bleh
Blek
Please rank the following topic from 1-5, with 1 being the best. Today's topic is: Writing Instruments
Ballpoint Pen
Pencil
Fountain pen
Writing Brush
Quill
3 2 4 5 1
1 pen
2 pencil
3 fountain pen
4 quill
5 writing brush
quill has too much aura to lose
AI slop
It's a cat
Damn
DONT FUMBLE
Wish a guy luck people
Yea
I'm here to just flex
Because not everyone can say that muhaha
We played balatro
Yea she first attempt game
With my help but yep , she beat it
Damn
She has balatro max luck
After that i personally got run with blueprint , chicot, perkeo , ghost and brainstorm
Got blessed or something
I still have this run but plant murdered me on ante 11
Actually there also triboulet
Imagine 3 legendaries, that crazy folks
You got merced by a plant
That the price i paid for selling Chicot
Damn
Chicot is goat ngl
it's called CLOVERPIT. it's very fun but you won't unlock jimbo for a long time
I've heard of clover pit before it looks very good
you should play it it's good (it can be really annoying at times tho)
Yeah I know
It's really bad don't trust him
What the fuck is happening
I broke it
Ohh
oh, theres a pixel that I can escape the room with
I love breaking games
I'm a professional game breaker
but yeah that guy on the right is a boss and I kinda just took him with me
My kind...
I try to break ever game I play
Ohhhh
Should walked off into the sunset living happily ever after with him
Is there an Inscryption port for mobile?
I don't know
I think I can, or rlly, I dont think I can do anything but that đ
Why exist
...
...
Am kidding
I love Irish people
Thanks
Human, I remember you're genocides
I remember you are genocide
Me?
Human
I couldn't even get past Undyne.
Send my a photo of tom (if you want to) either DMS or public in this server and I will be remembered in my mod as a joker if you want that is
I will enteralise Tim in balatro
I really appreciate it
Unfortunately
Hold up
Unfortunately what?
What?
narcisims
BET lad ha
So uuhh no offence to Tom there but
I giggled đ
Your cat is peak creature
Ok
RIP Thomas Kitler, Meowuhrer of my heart
True
How old was he by the way
It's important for what he does
@runic tinsel how old was tom vrochachobakers
3 years old
And I'm trying to make it like Mr bones but it doesnt get used up
It can only prevent death once
But stays afterwards
No problem
I always do this kind of thing
Also I'm done the joker
There are three messages that appear when you die and it gets stopped
I'm not saying what they are but you can find them
I unfortunately wouldnt be able to play the mod even If I wanted, given how I am playing on mobile and my dumbass pc is fried(not gettin one til the summer)
Nevertheless, I absolutely love and adore you creating a joker after my boy. No amount of words could ever describe the amount of gratitude I feel for remembering him in such a way
Thanks man
Really
Your welcome lad
Also
He is "THE RAREST RARITY OF ALL RARITIES TO EVER BE RARE" that's his rarity
Can your pc run balatro
?
Was?
Ohhh
I'm sorry
That wasn't even funny
You said it burned
No it was hilarious actually
Like went up in flames?
Oh ok now I don't feel sorry for laughing
Yes and for the dumbest reason ever
What?
I spilled tea on it
No way
Also I can record your cat and show you by the way
But I just laugh it out now
Hell yeah
Like show you it in action
Ok
Hold on the
I got to do shit for that first
Also there he is
This is greatest joker of all time
0 dollars because his love is PRICELESS
EXACTLY
No no
Actually I was because love doesn't cost money
But STILL CLOSE ENOUGH
Absolutely lovely
I did something wrong
He isn't there
Hang on
I forgot to activate my mod
Soo uhhhh
He might be just a bit op
Watch Untitled by slim_gravy and millions of other Balatro videos on Medal. #balatro
Mod icon by the way
Sorry for making you sit through me not being able to do the first blind by the way
So basically
Yeah?
Yeah
I couldnt stop laughin man my tom is now a god damn nuclear reactorđ
I only got him first shop like that because I made it so he is garenteed to spawn
I KNOW VRO
He's op
I'm making so that he only X3 the mult once per hand
Because he is CRAZY GOOD
But still quite good
Incredible cover
Yeah that's my friend
This is the greatest mod of all time
new cashapp card
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DAY IN THE LIFE OF JIMBO BALATRO
GOD FUCKING RAHHHHHHHHHH
someone make this screenshot into a joker im crying
Only Joking
Rare
"Joker" gives X3 Mult
BIG Sol Cesto SPOILERS
Never had the color of the teeth be that consistent, very fun run!
What teeth
The things in the top leftish
Oh never mind
Yeah
You should play the game its peak. Or atleast watch Aliensrock or someone play
I think showing this off here fits best.
(I actually love DOS First Edition)
That's @runic tinsel 's back.
You likes me buttocks
Mah booteh
Mah dumptruh
30% human, 70% booteh
Gang what?
They're inspecting me twin
Ohhhh
Also HII HUMAN
Human
Can you please like motivate me or something I gotta finish something but have no reason too say your going to skin me alive or something
Your spirit is beautiful
Your soul is Unbreakable
You can do it
You dont deserve love, because you are already an imperfectly womderful chunk of affection
You can do it
I'm already did it
But it looks like ass
But I deleted the ass ones
Human U still alive
#1500055966916415590 check this here to see what it was
I read this here and was like that's not fucking motivation
It smells of Î ÎΔλÏÏÎżÏÎżÎčÏÏ.
Ok?
You fathom not the depths of his madness.
What the fuck are you talking about
It seems my locutions confuse.
WHAT
there's talking in first person (normal), talking in third person (caveman), now there's talking in second person (You fathom not the depths of his madness.)
What do you mean, what? My words confuse you, yes?
YES STIP TALKING IN SECOND PERSON
YOU ARENT FUCKING DOCTER WHO
He doesn't talk in second person I'm just telling you that you are not doctor who
(that wasnt even second person)
I'm just telling him to stop doing it
Of which sector of power are of control here?
Reading this gave me a stroke.
Same I don't really understand that sentence
tbh i forgot a word but im rolling with it
Did you mean of which sector of power is in control here???
Of which sector of power are you of control here?
What does that even mean
This sentence also goes third-person.
basically, "are you in control here?"
Not I.
well i was going to do more shakepearean nonsense but since i had to explain it im not gonna
there are roughly 700 pixels in this image
YOU COUNTED
its so pixelated that i can, yes
I have a WAY more pixelated one
But I'm not on my pc anymore and I'm not bothered to turn it back on
Also, from me this is quite compos mentis.
One is unsure how one would respond.
Image related?
Yes
I think....I think I miss terraria
Damn
600 hours man, it was my youth
Got a steam deck but I have zero clues to how to adjust the controls
What
What is it Jimbo?
random
What fucking game is that
some of table to note
Oh
Day 1 vs Day 2
HOW
it looks like nightmarrione
THATS A SPOON UCN IS NIGHTMARION
Don't think it does
ok go sleep
I am
i allow you to
@fallen crypt question
wut
i teleported bread
i did nothing but teleport bread for three days
questions usually have a question mark
and?
this... is a bucket
ULTRAKILL REFERENCE
yoshikage kira type shit
Loud warning, please
they boutta throw it back
Please answer the following prompt:
What do you think your soul would be worth if you could use it to strike a deal ?
(Could be an amount of money, power, an object, etc)
I think it depends on what the soul truly is
Legendary joker? Like $10
But if itâs just the human soul, then prices will fluctuate like stocks
idk
probably like a pack of cigarettes
I mean, is it personality, strength, or everything?
wow really ?
hey uhhhhhhhhh im still kinda new to these discord and steam things so can someone help me dowload mods?
Too what's good lad
LIKE-LIKE ULTRAKILL 2-2
OH HELL YEAH
YYYYEEEEAAHHHH
I was saying oh hell yeah about the ultrakill one
But the others are good
But why is thragg the baron I think it's called
Not made by me. Clearly not fitting in invincible but it looks cool and all
Yeah i know it doesn't fit
Chad?
What?
Seeing through some shorts of people doing cardistry that i think, image some decks irl were in Balatro, and how would they work
Its on Steam and mobile
Ohh ok
i played it
its ok
but no reason to play if you own balatro imo
similar style game, but less agency, less to do, less color
the only thing going for it vs balatro is it's easier to play on the go bc it's portrait mode natively
Day month year
yyyy/mm/dd
ANOTHER DICE OF KALMA PLAYER NO WAY
usa
WHAT
most ppl do mm/dd/yyyy here but i hate it
dd/mm/yyyy always
Why yyyy/mm/dd
sorts neatly on computer systems
never ambiguous about which one is the month
the only drawback is it's kinda long
so if i dont want to write the year, it's "May 23"
no confusion
Everyone does month in the middle at least
month middle is a europe thing
idk about asia and other continents
but north america like m/d
YOU DO MONTH MIDDLE TOO
I mean, that primarily depends on how u write the date in ur language (so that makes sense when u explain it), but in french we place the number before the month
So i choose dd/mm/yyyy
sure 23 may is fine
the day is 3|2026|5
just a date "05/04" is annoying af bc of the chance of miscommunication
Wut
Is 3/5/2026
gross lol
love you too
Thanks
Same here
Yup
What's ur best endless ?
I only started last night, havent unlocked it yet
Okok
Mine was 40 with some small numbers shenanigans
BALATRO IN OFF TOPIC MODS SMITE HIS ASS DOWN
Bro
Ik X)
Want some advices ?
Nah I'm good, thanks anyway đ
Also for anyone who cares zoink got a 69 to 100 Heliopolis run this only took zoink like 57k attempts to get this And there are ppl stuck at the UFO part and they on like 80k attempts so that's fucking mad
ahhh me too. I'm considering buying on Steam
Oh
What!
Gambonanza is on ANDROID?
Yeah, $6!!
What's that
Ye
But ches
Dang it
HIIII HUMAN
Hey guys â€ïž
Holy fuck
Margaritas are salty???
đ đ đ
I bit into my margarita and got a mouth full of salt wtf
it's literally just salt on the rim of the glass
Damn
Anyway, Iâm enjoying a mango slushie now because Iâm apparently a little baby instead of a grown adult who likes alcohol
I thought you were only 16
?
Well
I'm not judging
I've had alcohol before
And it's actually good
âŠ
What
Iâm 21
Take that as a compliment
I think abstaining from irl social interaction outside of family must have stunted my mental age and emotional intelligence
If thatâs what Iâm giving off
Oh
Idk
I just thought you were 16
What alcohol have you tried by the way
Weird question I know but still
I'm curious
Actually this is more a discussion for dms
KaumÄtua
you could just be ND as well
social "maturity" is neurotypical-centric
I will call a nuke down on you
Who cares
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
KaumÄuta is basically a gender neutral term for an elder
Hopefully my prayers are answered
(Also I'm pretty sure proto prefers gender neutral terms)
I meant you saying "uncle" and "he/his"
Gender neutral is like they/them
Or elder
if youre unsure you can just ask
Iâm actually nonbinary (i think?)
But Iâm okay with âuncleâ for some reason
Fits more than âauntâ, and I havenât heard of an enby equivalent that feels right for me
Parents sibling
This part was actually due to a close friend who seems to think you have to pick one of two
Kinda petty to make a little spat my whole identity at the moment
But it helps me come to terms with it ig
Before, my pronouns read ânonbinary samuraiâ
Ohh yeah
Those absolute peak pronouns
should I clean up my desk
Probably
I really feel like drinking refreshing soft drinks while listening to 2010s pop songs tonight
Donât know why
We just got solar panels installed, so parents are letting my sibling and I use air conditioning all day
Man
I wanna kick back and relax today
Then do that
yes
a clean desk is a lot better than a messy desk
Hello
A bit of clean and its gona look better
Trust
Please choose a word before clicking the black bar.
||"I roll to seduce the BLANK"
Ok, You're the dm, now what ?||
WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SEDUCE THE FENCE
"I roll to seduce the tree."
Alright.... Then roll for charisma. Maybe you will get lucky.
Devil may cry
Cthulhu.
rolls
17
...
... well, its tentacles are quite gorgeous.
HIIII HUMAN
Fair
when update
Boo
AHHHHHHHH
That's why my name is Î ÎΔλÏÏÎżÏÎżÎčÏÏ.
Well you certainly did put a lot of points into...
Well... I'll let you decide what that means...
yo
you found: fih
rarity: common
1/532 left
start making ur fihdex
k
a wild minecraft cod has appeared!
you found: minecraft cod
rarity: uncommon
2/532 left
we gon do daily spawn
can u add rarities?
sure
whats the app called
im gonna keep track of fih too
is called Sekai, AI game maker and etc is not that hard
alr how many rarities for 532 fih
common, uncommon, rare, super rare, epic, legendary, mythic and polichrome
cool cool
okay bro
k
Peanut m&ms are the best
There so good
So full of glycogen
Replace my blood with peanut m&m
Yeah
The old guillotine haircut?
Yep
Yeah
B A G G I T
Yes
peanut m&m
Guess what
Chicken butt
I knew it
guess his favourite mm
Peanut
@twilit tree i finished fihdex
Fire
now we exchange fih everyday
So what?
is it peanut mms
Raisin airdrop
My sister got it
Oh ok
Chitlin airdrop
Oh ok
Arbyâs airdrop