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Luv(sic) pt2
I know :)
Cool?
Damn really
It is
Good luck, some guy
Thank you
No problem
You are not some guy
You saying like you are
Boil the egg, Big B.
I take this mission boss
Prove it
Report when successful
Send your id
If not
Look at my name
Then God have mercy on your soul.
NOT LIKE THAT
Please dont
HE MENT TO TELL HIM
NOOOOOOO-
disintegrates
I'm done with your dictatorship dr human
I am sorri
Dang
You will never beat genricman now
I am furi
HMMMMM
Do you mean brit
Crit
Yeah
Hes a good guy
Man mark's cheeks drawn so wired
Hes truly insert title card
Brit
Why are we focusing on that
By all means, they are
But why
For all of you people still in school doesn't matter what year or grade
Isn't it annoying when you couldn't eat breakfast and now your starving but lunch is still 2 hours away
What happened to two punch man, again?
Not really cuz I woke up early and made my own breakfast since he age of... idk
Hey let's larp.evil genius and evil giant
Nuh uh
I must larp
I am no larper
Do you even know what this is
Exactly so that's why we should be allowed to eat in class
Larping? Or whatever the hell you just mentioned?
Ye
I eat on the way
JIMBO?!
I eat plastic
Ye say the thing, Jimbo
Oh no :(
My dad called me balatro
Do you have a problem with me eating plastic
I prefer chips
No i wantes them for myself
MODS
No
EAT HIS SOUL
NOOOOOOOOOO
DISCOMBOBULATE HIM
AH---------
Aight gtg, seeya
Bye
Bye byyeeeee
BYE BYE BYE BYE
Skill issue.
You better not play balatro today
Too bad
That is a treat my friend
In going to right now
I cast monolith from rare skip tag
NOOOO
Deam
FAVE REVEAL
Kinda cool bro
Thanks bro
TWO JIMBOS
Hey can I ask you something
Yes
Yez
That looks fake
Rad breakfast?
Because you are hungry my friend
You seem small today
Na, light food after practice on sport
Are you not wee by any chance?
A
That changes a lot!
Now i feel like fatass
Btw, im a nice chef
That really sad
Because I'm too far to try famous Jimbo's sandwich
Beautiful nature
I just took some cool photo
IS THAT A BODY
You are in art
So cool
What
I am
No
That's tree
Knew it
Oh
Dang
Cool horse
Oh
same energy
Fair though
That so cool
Thanks
Fire
Thanks
No problem
Huh
I just realized we all have at least 1 mutual server
My bad for shouting
DAMN
Huh
I'm kinda bored
We got a lot of jesters here
You mean jokers
Do you even play balatro?
balatro is for nerds
I want to see your runs tho
Or gamblers
Yes
Lost souls
Why did you think I didn't
balatro is fun for the whole family
True
ASTOLFO
Lie
I never lie
Am back
How the hell did you mistype yeah as 63#
I DONT FUCKING KNOW
WOOOOAAAAHHHHH
Are you sure
Hi human
Sade Adu might actually be the best woman to ever exist in these last 4 centuries
Oh my goodness it’s jimbo
New books!
Jimbo is always back and never leaves!
No books would not help you beat Joker's gauntlet
I can’t believe the real jimbo is here
You should make a wish
I wish to get uh... all the food jokers fast in my 2nd C++
Your wish...
WILL be granted!
Ok
yayayyae
I prefer "fool".
My name is literally The Fool.
whopper wednesday.. let's go see if the local bk is slammed
I have ark 3 and 4 :3
waowowow
Have a good... read? Idk, just have fun
ban?
waht
Ben?
WHY THE FUQ DO YOU HAVE NO ROLES
uncle ben?
i have a role, to annoy you, it worked
Reverse... :3?
It looks like a little seal showing its tail
:Ɛ
I do, but its okay
you dont
see-al it?
:O
Am gonna try out all of these texts to see if I could find a unique one
:Ɛ
me when mult card
Me when negative bp
me when when me when
Me when your
Me when
Me when your
Your me when
me your when me your me you we him me she when me
LUIGI! :3
Which luigi are we talkin about tho
Nvm
Oh shot Rossman uploaded 15 hours ago
so whats ur fav coding language? rust?
uhm
Hm...
Html
honest
ly*
I know HTML CSS, JavaScript, base python,
Rust is nice though
It revives flash games :3
If you could suggest a method to learn python from scratch(or any of the mentioned languages), what would it be?
School as in university or school
School
Dang
Dang good for you
Dang bad for me
I'll just check out youtube, Ig
But thanks, I appreciate your replies
Yw :3
Jimbo is back and never gone!
Yaaa!
Hello
I come back
No
"Dont send a message not even as a joke" then why the fuck is it on my suggested, mods?
XD
Hello Jimbo
Hello Chiicot
Tuf
I am
He is
Descartes when he thinks:
Why are they walking so fast
They!!!
Oh sorry!
Why is someone walking for 20 seconds walking so fast
Wanna go slow?
Go slow
Dang
Thank you, Chiclet
Hey
That is my window's wallpaper
Cool
I hope you like to stare into my soul
What is this
Squid game guy
Trust me
... did you at least like it?
Thats what matters
What dou yu mean
Sure
Thats hard
I have more volume now
But i dont have amy photo
(Whitout a face
you have sound in your possession?
In an excessive amount?
Ah ahit dont say
Yesterday we had one of the GREATEST matches in UCL history
And now we gotta watxh some BULLSHIT today
Illo, como que er Arsenal y el Atlético. Que me lo perdo.
Legitimately a psycopath
Him and Arteta
God, I know am not a nice guy, but PLEASE make Arsenal bottle the league
What the fuck is happening
Because itll be HILARIOUS
Football
European football
Thats whats happening
Do you know whats the UCL
I don't think Osama bin laggin has anything to do with football
I think?
No you dont get it
Thats a coach
His name is Simeone
He is the coach of spanish club Atletico Madrid
Oh ok
In the recent months, in the football community, people has been describing "ultimate defense tactics" as "haramball"
Haram is a term that comes from Islam, a religion, which iirc means "prohibited"
Ok?
Do you want me to explain the rest
I figured that much
Yeah no shit
What do you think about Slay the Spire
Haven't played yet
What do you think about risk of rain
Never played it
Well
What do you think about deadcells
It appears we are a stalemate
why does this server keep trying to get me to give +2 Mult to the dagger
Good/fun
See thats a check
Ok
Because it wants you to
What do you think about abiotic factor
Never heard of it
Shit
haramball
What about nah never mind I'm going to be executed by srimky probably
Racist
Yeah
Exactly
Talm about some "white goes first"
Not that
Holy SHIET
In 2 minutes
Please tell me youre not actually fr
54 FUCKING TIMES IN TWO MINUTES
I AM
IT WAS SOME GUY FROM MY PRIMARY SCHOOL
I PLAYED HIM IN REAL LIFE
Wait wait wait what the fuck are you talking about
Chess
How long ago was this
Hmmm
54 times AND YOU STAYED?!
About 4
Yeah
I mean thats kinda on you vro
Well, at least you now know the guy's racist
Or the girl
Oh yeah and every other ist known to man
Or whoever the fuck that was
hard r = racist
no hard r = chill
And you were a KID
he hated all who wasn't a white Irish male
Yeah about primary 6
claustrophobic
No, not african-american/not african= racist
really depends on the context
No shit
black people say the other one
Its not that hard to not say the n word or any word that is offensive to a certain group of people
I KNOW THAT
Clearly
A white kid was able to say it 54 times in 2 minutes
Except if you have tourettes or however its spelled, youre excused
if u got the pass
You spelt it correctly
Even if he said it once, it wouldnt be any better
I know but like
Yeah i get it
You do??
I mean I get what youre trying to say
What am I trying to say then
Idk
Cause to be honest I don't even know anymore
Exactly
I know
finally watching project hail mary
Is it good???
will update in 3hrs. opening trailers rn
3 HOURS
Have fun
Its a pretty long movie
trailers 30min, runtime 150min i think
THATS FUCKING 11 PM FOR ME
Because its pretty good
Europe, huh?
North africa maybe
NOT EVEN CLOSE
Well WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU
in space duh
GUESS
Is it in europe
No
YES I SAID THAT ALREADY
Spain
France
Hot
Belgium
Colder
Dang
portugal
Monaco? Lol
Colder
Cold
Is it a UK country
netherlands
YEP
No
ireland
England
I thought the Irish didnt like to be associated with the UK
Are you as well
Nuh uh
ok phones away message played cya
That's north of ireland
Bye bye have fun
Ooooh
Shame
AND I LIVE IN THE NORTH
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Where are you from human
I'll try and guess
Is it in Europe
Nuh uh
America
Nuh uh
Mexico
Frigid
AUSTRALIA
Oh
Ill give you a hint
So
Dawg
I don't fucking know
CHECK A MAP, MAYBE
But dont tell anyone
Dont even mention it
Itll be our little secret
My apologies
YEAH
Fire
What city can you narrow me down to though
Say in dms
What
Oh shit
There only is one city
Yup
What is it called
I am assuming that youre telling me to guess yours, correct?
NO SHIT SHERLOCK
I'm sorry
That was mean
It was, by all means, quite fuckin hilarious
Oh
Well what city am I from then
The only place most people know in Ireland is either Dublin or belfast
Am so sorry hold on, but some of these names are really fuckin funny to pronounce
Like what
Meath?
Yeah exactly
Bye
Fair
I hope nothing but joy and whimsical events occur within your lifespan
Now I'm back to having nobody to talk to again
Good day to you, sir Some Guy
Thank you that is the first time someone hasn't put a curse on me
But a reverse curse
Might as well grind balatro
billions must love
Thrue
True*
Also I found some guy on yt it would be funny if we like all supported him I swear it's not me I already gave him encouragement
I'll send
LETS ALL GIVE THIS GUY ENCOURAGEMENT
dumb question time
you been abducted by aliens and now the glowies (secret xcom agents) are after you, what do you do?
Hmmmm
Fly away with the aliens
Like dude you never said I was returned
Call them Zapho agents
I play hide and seek
HAAIII
Awwe my apologies
And hide in tescos
Employee room on top of the stack of boxes
And climb into the vent system
And fall through and die because there is nothing I can do against them
Damn that's crazy
And I’m not even in hs yet
I am the alien
good news, now your going to be hunted either dead or alive
I am omnipotent
they probably made lasers so...yah
I have toonforce
Unstoppable
HAAII HUMAN
indeed
Some people dont even deserve to be argued with
You just
You just gotta eat their soul smh
Fair lad fair
Continue AW conversation 🙂

Dam
@tepid apex
Yeah
I remember my friend got me back into aw
And i didnt know time got super nerfed
So i told him to jump off and i reversed thinking it was still full map lol
im glad its nerfed, its still broken if you catch someone by surprise
Yeah
ic
I do like cosmos mas and static rework
i do the same but i lean a lil more into dice and farmer
Farmer users are chill or just monsters
static rework is great, Q is a bit weird to use though
If you use it properly you can get crazy combos
carrot and melon are too good
fisch used to, hours i 100%'d the game
Im still tryna get drifter
its pretty nice but im waiting for the steam remake
Hours is getting a remake?
O
hours is a goated game
its not allat hard until resident mind pulls out some stupidly fast attack
another one???
aye
hours players mitosis
I lurk
Yeah im not very good at timing parries or using that potion guy
Yeah and im on mobile 🥹
wait, why use subject nor parry anything
theres a guide where you like
use prophet + star
and get a shield HP upgrade which i forgot the name
Ive been trying using paintball guy plus over clocked time stop before hit
Forgot all the names ✌️
fair enough
my issue with subject is memorizing the damn combinations
I got really close one time then i got hit by a beam attack that went through car
thats my whole issue, normally i just stick to a single potion and start spamming it violently
doesnt that give you iframes?? weird
No it gives shield
Except for quantum tunneling beams ig
Am not even gonna ask whats that for
Extremely niche 😭
what could QUANTUM TUNNELING be possibly used for in a game
A certain character has an ability to run over enemies in a car
Which normally gives shield
So helpful during no hits
But beam attacks can go through and i lost a good run 😢
What the fuck do any of the words you just said mean
ok theys/them so the idea is this, when I type A, it means B so hi would be GH so decode this: TQ GZX (Z is A)
rot25* because you're decoding not encoding
fk
.. / .- -- / .- / --. --- -..
.- .-. . -. .-..-. - / .-- . / .- .-.. .-..
.... . / .. ... / .-. .. --. .... - --..-- / -.- .. -. -.. .-
.-- . / .- .-. . / .- .-.. .-.. / --. --- -.. ... / --- ..-. / --- ..- .-. / --- .-- -. / .-.. .. - - .-.. . / .-- --- .-. .-.. -..
.- .-.. ... --- / -- -.-- / -. . .. --. .... -... --- .-. / .. ... / .- / -.-. .. .- / ... .--. -.-- --..-- / .. / - .... .. -. -.-
.... --- .-.. -.-- / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- / .-.. --- .. ... / .. -- / -.-. ..- -- -- .. -. --.
.-- .... -.-- / .- .-. . / .-- . / - .- .-.. -.- .. -. --. / .. -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / .- --. .- .. -.
BRO HOLD ON I HAVE A PACKAGE COULD IT BE
IT IS
MY BELOVED TOMODACHI HAS FINALLY ARRIVED
welp i’ll be mia for the next few days ✌️
can I eat your tomodachi?
nixon nixon it came it came it came
it probably won’t taste good
also absolutely not i’ve waited almost 2 weeks and paid $60usd plus tax for this fella
ok :/
buy your own and maybe
well I self diagnose myself with tuberculosis from a cough and nothing else but yea I will buy one
Is that the real Richard Nixon?
YEAHHHH
LETS GOOOO
Please choose a phrase, quote or saying before clicking the black bar.
||These words will be on your grave, how do you feel and what will others think ?||
who at slipknot said make the opening to Iowa just death 8 times
fuck yea this is awesome
I woke up 5 seconds ago am I tweaking or were U people speaking in morse code
no you're crazy
Oh shit
What about the slipknot thing
You know the guys that said in the one song
"when the rain will kill us all throw ourselves against the wall noone else can see the definition of the mother in me"
YAY!!!!!
tfw you want to eat junk food at 11:30pm but a clown (aka past you) didnt buy any bc they thought it was bad for you
hmmm...a rain of intense, bold and expressive colors towards a canvas where only small droplets of circular colors reaches the white blank slate.
Would this be considered Pointillism or Fauvism ?
What ?
in chronological order
- i didnt buy junk food
- i want to eat junk food but all the shops are closed now
future me will probably thank past me but current me thinks that guy needs to be punished
pringles.. gotta love em
when you open a can, you get big pieces. not crushed up nonsense
So is that a yes?
loool thank you but cant make you make a trip
Ok then?
ya just chill. appreciate the offer tho
Oh ok also MII MAVERICK
Hello
Hello jimbo
Ok
We should lowkey make france bigger that lgbt
Because France is greatest country ever
It should be on top
I just noticed trans flag hhas even moee
Wasup
IVE SOLVED RPG MAKER VX ACE CONTROLLER ISSUE
Are you sure
Dang it
Jimbo j Joestar
Jimbo is a jojo? Confirmed?
What part were you in
I couldn't come up with a name
I said "I love you". I feel good about it. I don't know nor care what others would think, but I only hope that it would make them feel a little better
I can't say that but i can name my team
Jimbo , six sense , blueprint, Chicot and spared pants
There is you and another jimbo?
Neat
I can multiply
Yeah we know, you have +4 mult...
Ask my friend LocalThunk who i certainly don't hold imprisoned and forcing to make my game
Crazy
Make
Crazy joker
Oh God
I am
That's madness
Jell
Bon appetite
5 stars no notes
Hello, everyone.
Everyone isn't here, she left fourteen years ago
holy shit everyone scram
But hello, Jason Voorhees
Great, thank you for asking. You?
I'm absolutely wonderful, I can't lie.
Jimbo is here
Greetings, Jimbo.
Jimbo how would you forgive them
November's gonna be a great month for me.
Forgive who?
Everyone
it’s so fucking peak i was up literally all night playing it
RICHARD NIXON?!
Anywho
People don't understand how popular MJ was
Michael Jackson is, undeniably, the Goat
Thanks spy
Which MJ song is your favorite?
Chicago
Wish I still had my vinyls of MJ.
Thriller in itself is an incredbile album
At least my Johnny Cash one has survived.
10/10
It is indeed.
Neat
Good
You, on the other hand, should play Mortal Kombat X.
X?
Yeah
the boat

Money
But i also like poker face by lady gaga
Thats a good song, but hes asking about MJ songs
Nice
If not fooling my favourite is thriller
Neat
Chevk out warioland version
When the ads start telling me “you can’t skip this ad” so I genuinely force quit YouTube for the day
Also check out balatro x mfdoom
After that i usually get even more pissed off
Because sawedoff shotgun is illegal
Which i would like to use on the person who made this
you cannot be serious
[Keep in mind I'm a soundclown, I could make it better but these are 99% for myself most of the time because I think the combo is just conceptually funny]
Vaudeville Villain x balatro theme but you're at the disco
Download: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ISWsH8nz-zGhAPo66pRVCe91H7vfEsex
Adblockers exist
Youtube revanced exists
Firefox exists
Holy FUCK
Mine suddenly stopped working for no reason
Pc, I presume
Why’d you think that?
Yeah!
Tuff
Mobile
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY FOUND THE ORIGINAL EKT TAPES
THIS IS SO HYPE LOSTWAVE MFS WHERE WE AT
What are we talkin abou
Which one
yes ma’am
Head
Oops, wrong choice!
a gunshot can be heard in the background
Who you shot
Your assistance to our cause has come to a halt now, Mr. Jimbo J. Joestar
Have a good day.
I ask a question, is this person has been playing Balatro?
If it would offer any warmth to your jester heart, no they haven't.
Ah fine
HELLO AGAIN HUMAN
Elooooo my guy
hi
How r you
Sweet
My apologies,
How art thou on this fine day, honorable sire?
I am most delighted on this fine evening
Would you rather:
Invent a new language with it's own rules and you can speak it fluently
Or
Learn a dead language fluently.
I would rather drink battery acid
How about that
On a real note
Id invent a new language
New
would you rather have a completely useless skill or be able to read some of history's greatest literature in its original form
How useless are we talkin
i guess you could write all of your secret thoughts in a diary and no one can ever know what they mean
I already do that in my mothership
I mean in my house
Am totally a human btw
Anywho
Id choose the latter
But the latter is... already accessible?
I have lots of completely useless skills already
WOW
Is it gay to suck a futunaris dihh?
It's dumb


