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Throwback slander 💔
Best joker mentioned 🗣
justified
+.25x sucks for the value you miss out on in shops imo
Boss tag
bar for bar that is exactly how it is
worst tag oat?
you didn't even mention negative or rare tag like others do
how can i not write male characters but my 17 female ocs have unique personalities and storylines
Guts, glory, and lust?
i know throwback is bad i like it cause it's fun for me personally
Which part
Helped me beat black stake 🥹
black stake is beatable without jokers🥹
i’m so ready for artfight this year
first timer 🗣️
girl ocs are cool
she her boom she’s a girl folks
Idk why all mine are
I feel like men in media have been done to death with all those passions. Putting any passion on a woman is ground breaking due to men usually being in the spotlight. Blah blah blah etc
Exactly
i act non-binary-ish so people can't tell what am i
having ocs genuinely improved my mental state like i love my fictional kids
oc can be anything if you work it into the lore…
based
Hearing the words "oc" reminds me of my cringe gacha oc days. Leaves a terrible taste in my mouth
i made a whole ass universe with lore for a rocket launch contest at our college
embrace the cringe and evolve from it
gacha is where a lot of oc creators start
I feel making whole ass universes is easier than making a single character 😭💔
I don’t think the term cringe is fair
I'm terrible at making characters with depth or story
oh no there were characters in the universe that were fleshed out trust me this was weeks of unnecessary effort
It implies that inherently subjective things can be objectively better just because the majority agrees it is
The word “cringe” is cringe imo
ask chatgpt to do it for you
KIDDING
kidding never use ai
Slaps you
if i was serious that would’ve been deserved
Nightcore? I feel I've heard of that before. One sec
some of my friends use chatgpt to flesh out their ocs
like at that point it’s not an oc
read other stories and learn what you like from them
it’s an ai slop hybrid child
I’m going to react with gay if I get to react with gay
Make up a new story for them then
Ok found it. Nightcore makes uo 90% of my favorite songs
i’ve tried but they’re rooted in ai
plus it’s hard to make up stories for other people’s ocs
Sorry, I didn’t mean to suggest that you, personally, should do that
kinda like trying to parent foster children (best analogy i can give apologies if it’s not good)
Without permission, it’s kidnapping
Nightcore is still good
Dunno what you’re on about
i just listen to anything idk the genre
what genre is miracle musical 🥹 ✌️
i like hyperpop i think
femtanyl my beloved
“Worldwide”
Transfem hyperpop is ok what I know of, but most of the hyperpop I listen to, I have no clue what it is
would vocaloid count as a genre
I’m nonbinary 💀
tts was the first talkoid
I mostly listen to Rebzyyx
she’s referring to mr worldwide
club? why not spade
my first grew when i had an argument about bloodstone
genuinely at this point i think he’s like bbno$ famous
if that
nope i have no idea
idk i was 1 year old i don't remember
I really like "IN THE H3ART" by AD0RKEN
mozarts still rockin them classical channels
before i think
anywhere from 2014-2016 i think
covid screwed up the timeline
it’s weird how monotonous and (for lack of a better word because i can’t think of the term) corporate everything is post 2019
well even minusing the societal differences the days still feel over and over and over like what’s up with that dawg
just get rid of currency atp
money is the root of all evil as they say
agreed
maybe it’s just being an adult though
the economy will like crash
let me trade my pretty seashells 😞
that will ruin the already build up around money society
yeah i would prefer living in the stone age than right now
i cant be the only one that finds bbno$ kind of annoying right?
would you rather:
live without modern amenities, and be at constant risk in the wild
or
thought there are bad things, live in a society with wonders like mommy asmr
idk not annoying for me
i think he’s chill but i can see how people can find him annoying
i’ve been told by everyone and their mothers that i’m annoying so like knows like i guess
i think he's an aight person but i feel like his content is just lowk annoying
at least he doesnt like kids 🙏
why would mommy asmr not exist in the stone age
“grog been good boy…”
i thought i was gonna get clowned on for not liking bbno$ in here but thank god
yeah i’m kinda neutral like he seems cool but the stuff he does isn’t the best
reading now, hold!
people are allowed to like what they like and i dont think he's a bad person objectively but he's a massive larper
abso abso absolutely
i liked some of his earlier stuff but have you heard the miku on some of his newer songs 💀
yeah ilike his songs too
we love the crashing market 🗣️
5 billion to foreign country that will remain unnamed in fear of controversy
i feel like some are copy paste
like idk they all kinda have the same vibe
“i’m rich, i fuck bitches” with the frat boy bg track
im not a big fan of pop but bbno$ songs feel like they sound the same (beyond being just from the same artist way)
yeah
bbno$ fans is like the taylor swift fandom tho
problem is is no one is willing to start a union because they’re all so blind to how bad everything is
balatro mentioned
idk they’re way less devout
kanye 🤑
baby no zimbabwean dollars😔
they're just annoying ash when it comes to you not being a super mega fan of it 🥀
and he’s anti ice and anti ai!
"he's anti ai" dawg the bar is on the ground
true
who isn't anti ai
bbno$ every 3 months when he runs out of content: i hate ai, ai is bad for artists
you’d be suprised
many a fight in this server over ai
im not gonna harass someone just for not liking metal or something, im passionate about the genre but im not gonna tell someone they have "no taste" just because of it
the biggest reason to not use ai is people will hate you for it
yeah i agree but he's doing it so performatively atp 💀
great that he hates ai thats wonderful i dont like genertative ai in media too
?
from what i've seen it looks like thats about his whole personality
glad he's supporting smaller artists for his music videos and such
in the music industry theres so many pedos that not liking kids has become an arguement for why an artist is good 🥀
ive deadass heard "well at least bbno$ doesnt like kids" as a point while discussing his music 💔
yeah lmfao
thank god 🙏
holy shit what
new info to me i cant lie
did not know rock history was this dark
Genuine scum of the earth
Type shit
soo never
Live in one of the states where it's legal ✌️
A good chunck of the us allows weed i think
idk tho not like im planning on smoking shi anytime soon
Hola balatrines
I have another tummy ache
what
what
what
youre not cool for making drug and pedo jokes
js dont gng
you was calling me disgusting before too
hi tired, i'm licking a bloodstone
i cant tell if youre being homophobic or not bc I cant make sense of a single thing youre saying
but Mike knows best
dumb question time
where are we going for dinner for tonight?
hes gay
and a hypocrite
or she i dont really care
tomorrow
thursday
saturday
no
yes
first person ever to remember that saying weird things in a server full of minors is a bad idea???
i jut had such a wonderful nap
Me too except there was no nap and I hate myself and everything in my life
Good, have a wonderful day also 
Erm.
I have another tummy ache, how does this keep happening!? I just woke up!
download it and send as a file
not enough balatro
Monoko Tip:
Do NOT get covered in radioactive nuclear waste.
We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet but I'll tell you this:
It's a LIVELY one and it DOES NOT like the human skeleton.
i think hazbin hotel would make a great fortnite collab
yall cant actually be fr
are you saying this because you think it would make sense or because hazbin hotel is your favorite show
isn't fortnite dying anyways
i think so
but that won't stop people from talking about it or playing it
because i think it would make sense
it's a pretty popular series, the character designs wouldn't be too difficult to translate to 3d models, and since it's a musical they could offer jam tracks
yea
It's been dead to me since its release.
Never played.
What is y’all’s favourite game that got turned into a minecraft mod
M.O.A Riddle. By which line did you get the answer ?
||Hear me roar and hear me purr||
||Strong and speedy but without fur||
||Heating up and burning up||
||I'm everywhere! The world can't get enough!||
The answer: ||Engine/Motor||
All I can think of is Pokémon.
I want a game that’s fun to play with horror mods
||i was thinking car by line 2 and motor by 3||

only good fortnite collab would be tally hall
2nd line
I don't understand how it's not dead. Ever since they released OG I haven't heard a single thing about Fortnite
i have heard plenty
a bunch of my friends got into fortnite when hatsune miku got added
but they've since moved on to marvel rivals
wait is this eustace winner? he has the baton and the chess peices
no no no
fym you dont know gotham chess
bro i know it's not eustace winner
I KNOW GOTHAM CHESS BRO
walder wyatt
Today is a great day 😁
Today is certainly a day of all time.
Invest in metal if you can, but never invest in metals like its crypto.
platinum probably isnt the best metal to be investing in
considering most of it comes from just 2 countries
i have zero clue about the platinum market uhh i mean yeah my dad works for big platinum
Anyone got tips for relearning?
thought that said "maballs" for a sec
Ma balls 🗣️🔥
I did drop my last trainer on my balls tho
Hurt like hell
3 pb no j sandwiches and a pepsi. Living the dream
seen this guy down the street, very friendly guy.
he said his name was Jeffrey or something like that
What do yall think about my new haircut?
too long cut a bit more
try to smooth it out more too
mods are scared of bro
Is this the final result?
Potato chips stuck in my teeth
I’m trying to clean the sticky back shell of my controller
It’s super hard and I need help
dumb question time
Although the sky might be gray, how did you find a way?
Obvious bot, right?
Chess Burner Account
well, i’m seein sunbeams all the time now!
Please choose an app or website before clicking the black bar.
||If this was a human, what kind of person would it be ?||
Question, does anyone actually use nail clippers for their toes over their teeth?
I've always just bit them off. My gramps has to use pliers for his
that's like dirty and unsanitary
Tbh, only if you share it with family
The dirty and unsanitary was toward biting them off, I think...
-3 Joker slots? You wish
what are those levels? what mod is that from?
i see cryptid
that's like some info mod i guess
Do Kontrol Freek joystick extenders work with xbox 360 controllers?
Heh funny
I tried doing that
teeth
oh my god
geniunly stop
use pliers or scissors
Why is he lowkey fine
😭 🤞
dawg
I could see it. After all that stickman video showing off his fighting style really enhances your point
How indeed?
dumb question time
would you go Nouth or Weast?
(west/east)
I did
i will go nowaesth
Have you genuinely not seen SpongeBob?
on it
Ο Γελωτοποιός.
he sent a friend request to me too
no
Would you rather:
Fully explore earth's waters and caverns
Or
Discover a new planet that is similar to earth and could sustain life
Drink the oceans
New planet.
i fucking love marine biology, so im choosing the oceans
one of the more interesting subjects out there
unless we invent something completely unknown to current physics, we will never be able to visit that planet
We're gonna find a species of jelly fish that we can't figure out how they reporducr, live for 2 million years and apparently somehow was producing a substance all along that kept the entirety of the Meerkat population stable
And they're gonna have a spine too, cause why not
and im here for it
who is this 😭😭😭
jimbo
Sharing a tweet. It aint suppose to be a joke
good news! i stole a metal rod from an abandoned construction site, shaved off all the rust and bolted it to the kitchen door frame and now i got a makeshift pullup bar
bad news, my only tools for shaving off the dust were old sandpaper and an electric grindstone
but i couldn't use the grindstone cause all the dust particles would go into the air
so i had to sit there and jork my metal rod for a few hours before it was clean enough for use
it still isn't clean enough but honestly i couldn't care less
good enough is good enough for me
Was it that damnable scam again?
ye
yeah i don't see it
when i type mods
yes
yeah i kinda forgot it worked that way
pretty tired rn
fym 1984
i know what it means
Then what are you confused by
that's a literal slur and a literal 1/5million server
okay and was it used for the medical term or the slur
Slur 🥰
definitely not medical
Tldr I don't like excessive censorship and i see it more as a form of control, especially in recent times. Hence i likened this situation to the book 1984
not wanting slurs to be spoken is not 1984 though
I know that what i gave is an extreme example
But it irritates me since it happens so often recently
No i agree with that, i just don't like how cencorship has evolved in the recent decade or so, so i liken it to 1984 cause i find it funny, even more so in tame situations like these
Wait explaining my point isn't funny
Well then, im done here
meow
idk
i mean
i feel like i have a right to say it because im technically disabled but its still weird when i say it so i usually dont
i wonder why people think rules of a big ass server would allow to say the r word
you can't say it here even when you technically can
they hang around people who think its funny to say it and say it and forget its a slur
i mean i wont
yeah
its just a slur its supposed to be hurtful
i do that too but i don't think anyone is allowed to say it here
no slurs are allowed here anyways
and i use it only as a joke
anyways check this out
uh happy birthday
idk
no thats still exodus
its the start of sams dlc
vladivostok
i still love how pretty and just how good the world building and the landscapes are in metro
i havent played stalker yet
i still need to finish the dlcs for exodus as i said
i just think post apocalyptic games might be one of the best game groups in terms of setting and just vibe overall
yeah the vibe they all have is immaculate
the constant quiet makes it feel like that
like
it feels a pacifist type of quiet
shit might go down yeah but its just temporary then you return to just
lurking and walking everywhere
that focus on lurking and finding out cool shit and map building adds so much to it
just look at new vegas
honest hearts and lonesome road have some of the best built landscapes ive seen in any game
eeee suka blyat !!!!
#payroll #education #futa
GetPayroll President Charles Read shares his years of knowledge of the payroll landscape with the masses. today's Payroll Lesson: A brief guide to the Federal Unemployment Tax Act, or FUTA for short.
TRANSCRIPT:
Good morning class, who’s ready for a pop quiz? [audible groans] Ha-ha That’s the spirit! Can anyone ...
We have to pay taxes on them now 😭
That’s what that meant? 😭🙏
WHY??
Color guard
Mccomicksnet
maybe buy in a normal shop
like physical
bc the prices are already ridiculous
and the shipping is insane
Yeah
look at the thing i made in tomogachi life
Like, a bunch of mods. As for the joekr slots I got a joker, a voucher, and wedding cake for the joker slots btw
top 3 songs on MBDTF (in my opinion)
1, POWER
B, Lost in the world
3, devil in a new dress
Mine:
- So appalled
- Blame game
- Devil in a new dress
would you vote for her
i hc her as a hardcore trumper so take that as you will
I don’t play cookie run nor do I care for it but judging by the other replies I’d rather vote for democracy
-# it’s the designs that get me I don’t like cluttered designs
I'm writing in Jimbo
Im making a Vocaloid cover of monster by YOASOBI and its taking a long time
78.07 in shipping 💀
Hi chat 
what would a sell value of 281 bans be
decently big
This is why we do band instead of color guard ✌️
say hi to me fishy
hi
It's like watching the titanic sink.
111 frogs
Doing archipelagos makes you have some weird joker stats lol
Does anyone else just eat something while taking a bath?
Soap
I brought a whole pizza. Maybe I could use the soap to wash it down?
Looking for some prayers my great grandmother passed a few minutes ago
Shit, man. Losing a family member always hurts. You can get through this. Take time to heal. The person isn't truly gone as long as you keep their memory alive.
I’m just trying to tell myself she’s with my great grandfather now and that it was her time
That can help as well. I was just sharing what works for me
Thanks for advice
Please resolve the following scenario:
"Hey, you there, with the wierd screen thing
You want a job ? Take this gun that shoots wormholes and help us test it out in these trials 3000 feet below surface.
Sign this phone book sized NDA about how no one can sue us if you get moon cancer and don't worry about the tumors, we'll remove it free of charge after wards.
Whatcha say ? In or out ? chop-chop.
anyone in here do cardistry? if so, are the official balatro playing cards good?
8 inch fry me saw on reddit
Let’s larp (I’ve needed this for a few weeks)
Don’t mind my messy room
I need a few picker uppers
Another day, another pizza demolished in 30 minutes
We are not doing this again 😭
This is a different spot too! This is on a cooler not a counter this time
This stupid ass cup is not only not mine but look at the fucking dirt on this thing. Honestly I can't remember the last time anyone has used this thing
you got that perfect grip on it like it's yours
I have no comeback to such a stupid observation
Imma eat those crusts like goddamned clarence mm savowy
do you want me to eat those crusts for you little baby
Imagine holding a cup like how someone would hold a cup
Couldn’t be me
You know the more and more you tease me with baby talk, more and more I start to like it
I'm appalled
Okay, what
i hold the cup like this🤌
How tf would you drink it then?
This seems inefficient
I just dropped it on my foot like twice
hehe
or this🫳
can someone remind me what I was gonna type, kinda forgot
Obama🏅Obama
you were gonna type something
Oh wait, that’s not a gif
Yaoi is better
I didn’t have to type that
no it's not
It is
Yaoi is better
Both are good
yeah 100 rats would b3 smarter than 3 people
Why am I still a thousand rats?
I'm bewildered by the spelling of be with a 3
it's pronounced bthree
🤔
I can’t believe people still remember this
b🌳
🐝
🐝3️⃣
🐝🌳
God i want to dip it all in whataburger ketchup and stuff it in my mouth
Is it possible to eat someone's large intestine like spaghetti? Or is it too heavy to be sucked down in one gulp?
what to do with my shoes
i also rooted for orange since the very start so
Looked it up. Sadly not possible. Small intestine on the otherhand I'll have to check
Nope also not possible to eat a small intestine like spaghetti
bro nobody cares kinda
I've also just figured out eating someones heart isn't safe either. Genuinely what is human organs useful for?
Bro those shoes still have 5 more years of life left.
human organs are useful for uh living
Anything else? Edibility wise
nope
I'll do more research
could be a good fuel source i guess
So far the safest is the brain, only posing risk of kuru. Whatever that is
Possibly worth the risk but I'll keep researching
Yeah but thats boring. Oh eat the flesh, wheres the fun? The variety? Human flesh is like any flesh, but an organ is unique
Than again an ear could suffice
I'll check it out
Figured out the safest was the liver I think. Vitamin A overdose is the only risk
Cheapest website i could find for color guard flag poles, a single 6 foot pole is 45 or so bucks
Nuh uh
I'm convinced
I already get that from my mirror 👍
1000 rats looking at a mirror
I am literally swarm of cranium rats from d&d
So far this video is genuinely fire
i watches yahiamice's video about it
tylenol the cleric is my favourite artist
Steven Universe with medication sounds fire tbh
This is just one of the days I wish I could give anyone stage 4 cancer
Are mods that actually ad this card?
local bars hate it when i do this simple trick
It’s kinda concerning how many content creators I’m watching that I would let hit
Or not
I dunno the statistics on these things
hit what
like…
That I’m attracted to
I need to find more YouTubers to watch for the content, goddamn
Men are too fine
i only have like one
Mine are mostly, like, horror letsplayers
Obviously, I watch for the letsplay, but I keep eventually getting attached to the letsplayers
It’s not healthy
he did hurt it gng
js bc u like the streamer doesnt mean u need to defend him for bad stuff he has done
i dont know him
ive seen the clips
and its kinda obvious
who is you gng
dude was shocking his dog and u defending him
have u even seen the clips
hand movement at the same time the dog cries
he moves his hand
and then immediatly the dog cries
he gets mad at the dog moving
aint that kinda weird
like Who has a dog and doesnt let him move
mmm so animal abuse is justified
by the way
the collar the dog was using could be used for shocking
even if he tried to deny it on another video
the same collar can be used for shocking
the same model i mean
it has
he covered them with tape
lmao
the prods can be removed
Ok, I kinda pinned you as the kind of person to unironically follow him tbh
No judgement, but I’m not getting into that mess
defending him to death
again i dont know the Streamer
idc if hes right or left
he abuses animals
and thats bad
should i upgrade my evo skeletons or my cannon
i got a ton of wild cards
what
werent you like dicussing pedo shit yesterday
guys today someone ive talked to in the past dmned me about seeing my name in youtube comments
i mean what are the chances
get me a beer
One infinite coconut or an infinite supply of coconuts?
Like Soos’ pizza?
Or the wish instantly destroys the conceivable universe
Pretty 50/50
infinite mass
infinite money
Technically, both are eventually infinite mass
You will eventually
would a black hole be convenient
What if you really like black holes and hate humanity
I think that’ll be really convenient
Do the pants contain everything or does it conjure anything I need? If the former, does it uses any means of non-eucidean (or however it's spelt) space? (I mean this in the sense of like portals and shi)
would a time machine be convenient if i just messed something up
would boots from subway surfers be convenient if i need to jump on a train
So life changing, but only in necessity?
I think it’s whatever the dm deems appropriate
hi horse
Haiiii :D
Legendary wondrous item
would a teleporter be convenient if i was trapped in a bedrock prison
See, I'd just carry them around depending whether or not I like the pants
Perhapping chance, of course
Can I wear them under my normal pants
I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT
My mum was so confused watching me 😭
what if i remake the pants into a skirt
Can I feed the pants
But like, theoretically if I wear to give it an Anderson pie, would it appreciate it
Ohhhhh
Strange’s cape is pretty sentient
“exiting”
Minor spelling mistake
As if that’s not an insane question
Mjolnir from mickey mouse clubhouse
I wonder if we can get the coconut from the pants
What if thieves kidnapped you and demanded the infinite coconut as ransom?
Jumps into volcano
Oh, okay, it doesn’t magically keep everything inside room temperature regardless of the temperature outside
I can’t read
silly coconut
i need more random stuff on my table
i want a coconut on my table
it would be really funny
In his defense, choosing a regular coconut over the omnipotent artifact would be very funny
What if it’s eternally alive and also eternally into that tho?
I mean, it won’t talk or anything
But you’d still know
i did not backread at all i just saw "silly pants or silly coconut" and chose the silly coconut
This is like that +100 uno card from those crappy tiktok ads
what the fuck lol
erratic deck gonna give me a 831051th rank high card
What the hell is an ad? (Uses adblock.)
On tiktok?
hi horse
Never used that damnable app.
Hellooo :3
Good, it's utter privacyless
me neither
oh youre trying to be a pickme pickme
Lmao yeah not the guy bragging about not being on tiktok 🥹
the 🥹
I think you should learn what words mean
Yall, you need to behave and be nice to each other
I just called on you because of that scam again.
It was taken care of.
I’m reading the above messages and I am saying to be nice to each other
Understood.
Why is this even a big deal, actually
literally the reason why i downloaded this texture pack
Wazzat?
I see.
How long does it take to understand a word or sentence
for me, understanding for example word "incomprehensible" would take about 5 seconds maybe
because seeing "uncom..." and how long this word is, i would understand that it is "incomprehensible"
But still counter convenient
Makes sense
Just like how most people read in their mind
i mean yeah, you just need to practice a lot
Just longer
but after practice it would be automatically translated i think
i wanted to learn windings btw
but i'll do it later
i'm going to be focusing on SGA for now
Would you press the button ?
You get any super power you want.
But
You now have the duty to bring balance, peace and fairness to the world.
yers
How would you do it ?
any super power? can i just be a god
I get the super power to bring balance peace and fairness to the world and as a side effect shapeshifting
yeah I would take this deal
Lightning.
Including the implied speed.
Sure! Please just tell me in detail how you'd like the power to function
Dilemma solving, laws, rules, stuff like that
So everything all at once ?
This would mean all matter in existence will be equally distributed throughout all of existence
honestly? i want to speak every language ever created and even future languages that are going to be created
this is kinda not an answer to that message above, just my dreams lol
Bringing complete and total equality
i just find this power funny
and terryfying at the same time
and it even goes along physics, not like most of the super powers
Do you intend to knock my choice?
If so, fair enough.
?
also
i love greek lol
just noticed your nickname
i'm going to learn greek in future
mind control 
nah jk it would probably get annoying after a while
no because i am not capable of bringing peace balance AND fairness to the entire world
It's only a yes for me because with lightning I can finally cross streets again.
Bio is Greek too.
Just used Google Translate.
Perfect
It would probably destroy everything ever but it'd be funny
It looks like you're talking in upside-down
ɹǝƃǝʇɐɥʍ ʇnq sᴉɥʇ ǝʞᴉl ʞool plnoʍ ɥɔᴉɥM
yeah
I drew a duck
"Elliniki glossa" Greek tongue?
Close enough?
in Shakespeare's time tongue had both meanings of tongue and language
kinda like in russian
we use "язык" for both tongue and language
wow you're russian too
yeah
i like Shakespearean English "vibe"
idc tbh
😶😶
it could be worse
wow
What’s wrong with people? <@&1133519078540185692>
top 10 worst messages of all time
Can't be worse than something in another server yesterday ||CP seller bot||
what a wonderful day to read
CP? You mean what I think you mean?
Seriously?
Instaban and report
Disgusting. Yikes.
Me: 
People have issues.
Im crine why my youtube comments always like this
What stake is that
did you answer
Spectral+ stake a modded stake with much higher scaling, I beat all decks on it which is why my username is like this currently
Yeah I did
Commenter retriggers your 2-5
what could possibly have been said to make everyone react such a way 😭
52%
what happened
luchador just in case
also why are u playing in jimbo stake
Gold stake too easy
especially if u get chicot and hologram in the same run
I just am not challenged by gold stake very much anymore
what does jimbo stake even do
Much higher scaling (final boss is 1.8 mill)
yeah pairslop aint doing much against that
Actually 5 card hands get worse and pairs get better because you need to be making the most out of every single hand 😭
pairs usually very tight
it gets very close
idk what pair builds u runnin
ur pairs gotta score pretty high on vessel
usually isnt as big of a problem for hands like 4oak or straights
I was reborn in the wrong era.
Probably vice versa
Put the oven in the pizza?
The hell are you talking about?
No.
I've said it referring to the 1980s for music
🐈🔥
Didn't watch it as I was working on machine learning
I'm with that Waluigi guy.
One of the few thing nice a out discord
You get a free show of pure schizophrenia
I'm making perfect sense.
Maybe
are you sure
Pretty sure. Threw a trash bag into space at work.
are you sure
i think europeans get the pass to be racist
Are there any adults here I can hire to beta read and help with my book?
I'm broke as a joke, but that's beside the point.
Boing (Sol Cesto spoilers ig)
Against British and French people, yes.
And Canadians and Americans too
Thats fair
How likely is this?
Do you think Fiverr could help me with this?
If you’re an adult, sure.
why do we need to be adults is it smut
i’m waiting
why are we waiting
usually people want adults so they can properly credit them or something
or for legal reasons because child labor is not good apparently
or it could be smut!
was it racist smut
is that like an actual thing
i’ve never indulged in smut so i am not versed
Erm.
wow that’s um concerning to say the least
Have you guys ever heard of this Wacky Lesbian Hour fan game called “Leslie & Brianne’s Galactic Rampage”
It’s made by Andrew Kepple
No not until yet 
Lucky Cat spotted at Kumori
I can’t believe they made balatro real
What if they made a card game based on Balatro? /j.
Ran out of everything and had to make a pb no j sandwich with a serrated knife
I miss when my dishwasher washed dishes
does it wash your sippy cup too
why so agressive
nonono you misunderstand the ongoing joke is that he owns a sippy cup
i’m not calling him a baby my apologies i realize how that sounds out of context 😭
I hope they’re okay with that joke
I used to have a dishwasher. Now I have a sink full of dishes.
They've been in the sink since 2024.
learned so much
I don’t even know what song that is Mr/Ms/Mrs/Mx smith
H.H by ye
Of course
Garlic bread
i just ate garlic bread
Blue cheese
Am i the blueprint?
guy I accidentally leaked my address? what do I do?
are you popular
no
then ain't nobody coming to your home
Just use mx comrade
I don’t know if they’re a soviet tho
I didn't know what the equivalent of brother for enbys was
this girl talkin about some “do the work for mommy” i aint doing shit 😭✌️
do it gng
smh didn't play since last year
i folded
looks tasty
Please choose a meal!
(Images from Harvestella)
Spaghetti alle vongole is the goat
Easy steak
Sandwich
Yep
Why does Ken Sugimori food look so appetizing
I wish y'all pinged me
"Bolognese made with Nemean Tomatoes. Its mildly sweet flavor comes from the combination of tomato with a secret ingredient: Unionions."
"A thick chunk of meat that has been slow-baked in a stone oven. Garnished with a blend of appetizing aromatic herbs"
"A sandwich bursting with fillings. The bread is soft yet crunchy and the smell is irresistible
The residents of Lethe often make these as a packed lunch to enjoy at picnics."
That sounds so good bro 🔥
What’s in the sandwich
There’s ham but idk what else is
Or is it a thick slice of swiss cheese in there with ham
There's nemean boar ham, Fanged Lettuce slices, Mustard, mayo, Cherry bomb tomatos and home made cheese
Can be swapped for a veggie/vegan option
Or Turkinator instead of ham
Wait, that’s bolognese???
I actually despise bolognese
did you mean the seafood spaghetti or the top right pasta ?
"Pasta made from local Shatollan produce. The simple Seatide Garlic dressing draws out the rich flavor of the seafood."
Very nice
4
Also option 2 is vegan, option 4 has a veggie and vegan option, option 7 is vegan and option 9 is vegetarian but can be made vegan if you don't consume milk
you know
That curry looks like a banger i cant even lie
curry ?
"Curried Rainbow Bean and vegetable soup. Packed full of vegetables, it is popular for its health benefits and ease of consumption."
Curried Bean Advanced
i wish they added cba to minced raft
did you know notch knows about cba
Bro, slurs aren’t allowed
guys, no cursing. that's inappropriate.
#payroll #education #futa
GetPayroll President Charles Read shares his years of knowledge of the payroll landscape with the masses. today's Payroll Lesson: A brief guide to the Federal Unemployment Tax Act, or FUTA for short.
TRANSCRIPT:
Good morning class, who’s ready for a pop quiz? [audible groans] Ha-ha That’s the spirit! Can anyone ...
it's the freddy fazbear
the slur in that context means bro or mf
Well, too bad those respective words weren’t used, right?
dramatic effect
if u wanna be disrespectful use hard r
if it isnt serious then normal
Now the game just has to give me a jester hat
aint nothing but a hound dog
i already knew this problem would be annoying to solve
Ayo.
Balatro ain't Yu-Gi-Oh 😭
a
Please rank the following topic from 1-5, with 1 being the best. Today's topic is: Game Perspective
First Person
Side View
Third Person
Top Down View
Whatever Resident Evil Did
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Top Down View
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Side View
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Whatever Resident Evil Did
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First Person
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Third Person
He’s 50? He’s gotta be immortal or something
So you were referring to his stats right
Oh
Resident evil's is best for horror
Top down is probably the weakest but still good
Side view can be done incredibly well (marvel rivals is a good example)
First person is best for immersion
Third person is best for gameplay
i-i-immortal??
WHERE IS OMNIMAN
WHERE IS HE
is that battle beast
no lycaon and ellen joe (my beloved)
bro i literally just watched the episode
is it yours first time watching
S4E5 is peak.
😭
nah like rewatching it from season 1
s3e8 is the best tho
ahh
for me s3e8>s1e8>s4e7>s4e5
Yes.
i rlly liked it
I tried reading House of Leaves today (my only book).
In school I sounded like Eminem when I read. It seems I've since lost my touch.
mm how to stop myself from saying bad things
Whom to?

