🃏・off-topic

[ionic skiff]

I truly am a balatro player

and an fnf fan

[outer steppe]

I don't even know what's happening anymore, man🫩
Potential seizure warning maybe ig js sayin

[rich cradle]

First time using this app in a longggg time tried to make a doll but idk what the hair color should be any ideas?

[flat abyss]

where tf is my tarot card 😭

[long cedar]

I think i am safe posting this here
But mb if it's wrong

[vale cliff]

WE CAN’T FUCKING READ!!!

[quartz tinsel]

There should be a Doom joker.

[steep crypt]

Hi, You know any artists who take art requests?

[vale cliff]

Mickey Mouse is really hot and I say this as a non-furry

[storm condor]

You'd LOVE that ghost dude from braindump

[zinc turret]

hi horse !

[storm condor]

Haiiiii

[rigid crag]

is this ragebait

[vale cliff]

revulsionbait

[surreal narwhal]

okay then!

[pearl flume]

Would you press the button ?

Your entire house gets completely cleaned and all the chores gets done

But

You become quite allergic to dust. (Sneezing, coughing, watery eyes, if there's enough you may even struggle to breathe)

[wheat coral]

Hell naw

One time benefit for long term suffering

[pearl flume]

...just press it again whenever you need it, the side effect can't stack, I described how bad it will be forever

[wheat coral]

Oh its a multi-blast?

Hell yeah just press it every day and wear a gas mask in public

[ionic skiff]

I’m already allergic to dust

[rigid crag]

why does discord keep suggesting me ceremonial dagger

i dont want to dagger myself

[pearl saddle]

did u see the 360 degree vr version on ur

yt

[quartz tinsel]

Me when I don't want to dagger myself.

[verbal geyser]

mf is that fucking dog food

eggs and rice cakes seem fine but i need to know what that substance is

[quartz tinsel]

It's something beige.

[true vapor]

It’s 33g of protein for all I care ✌️

No whole eggs for me though since my mom would beat my ass for eating 7 eggs 💔

[verbal geyser]

honestly fair enough whatever gets the protein in

[verbal geyser]

what did you do with the yolks 🥀

[true vapor]

Under 400 cals for 62g ❤️‍🩹

[verbal geyser]

jesus that’s goated

[true vapor]

I buy straight egg whites since whole eggs cost a liver and half a ball sack rn

[bronze goblet]

quiz:

dose leopard gecko have brain

the do?

||the DONT||

[bronze goblet]

did you get right?

[verbal geyser]

huh i didn’t know they sold eggs without the yolk

[true vapor]

Cut gonna be insane

[verbal geyser]

waitttt are you talking about the carton of egg white

[true vapor]

Dawg how 💀

[true vapor]

Yes sir

Shi tastes kinda sour since I’m in the us

[bronze goblet]

bitted the fabric

[sand valley]

i think your eggs have just gone bad twin

they should not taste sour

[true vapor]

Nah cuz I buy them in cartons

Since I don’t eat many egg yolks

[sand valley]

that doesnt mean they havent gone bad

[true vapor]

Tastes sour though icl

Might just be the tuna juices

[verbal geyser]

check the date twin

[true vapor]

Said they’re good for another 2 months

Kinda doubt it

[sand valley]

tuna also shouldnt taste or smell sour

[verbal geyser]

are you putting the carton in the fridge or the cupboard

[true vapor]

I live in the states so lowk ts normal

[true vapor]

Fridge 🙏

[verbal geyser]

huh then it must be the tuna

unless you put like citric acid in the eggs

[sand valley]

are you referring to the tuna or the egg whites

[true vapor]

Egg whites

[sand valley]

is that the best before date

[true vapor]

Tuna is canned so idk

[sand valley]

cause thats not the same as the time it takes something to spoil once opened

[verbal geyser]

“oh no i used friskies instead of human tuna!”

[true vapor]

Use by

[true vapor]

Nah my cats eat dry+wet food

They’re living the good life

[sand valley]

what are the storage instructions on the carton twin

[true vapor]

Beats me gng

[verbal geyser]

usually it’s just store it in the fridge

[sand valley]

it also should say how long for

egg whites, for example, are usually "use within 7 days of opening"

[true vapor]

Fuck

[sand valley]

gonna tell me youve kept an opened carton of egg whites around for weeks

and youre confused why they taste sour

[true vapor]

Months

[verbal geyser]

MONTHS

WHAT

NO SHIT THEY TASTE SOUR

[true vapor]

Yeah cuz I was on ground beef for a while

Now I’m back to egg whites since beef is kinda expensive

[verbal geyser]

toss that shii NOW gng 🥀

[sand valley]

MONTHS

TWIN

THROW THAT SHIT OUT!!!!!

[true vapor]

I did dw

Finished the carton with today’s meal

[sand valley]

thank god

[true vapor]

All of it’s down the hatch

[sand valley]

this is why you READ THE LABEL 🔥

food poisoning is no joke

[verbal geyser]

i’ve been eating sour eggs for months, why do i feel sick?

[true vapor]

Maybe that’s why I was sick for a week 🤔

[verbal geyser]

facts i got food poisoning at disney once, worst experience of my life

[verbal geyser]

uhh yeah probably

[sand valley]

did you have a fever, were you vomiting, and did you have stomach cramps and diarrhea 😵‍💫

cause if so then

yeah you had food poisoning

[true vapor]

I had a fever but that’s about it

[verbal geyser]

most magical place on earth until you empty your stomach every half hour

[true vapor]

Maybe I’m too Asian for food poisoning

[verbal geyser]

whatever you say bro ✌️

[sand valley]

opened carton of egg whites in the fridge for months...

[true vapor]

Yo what are these white spots on my tuna

[sand valley]

are you joking

[verbal geyser]

omfg bro just empty your fridge atp

[sand valley]

cause thats a pretty funny joke if it is

[true vapor]

Yeah my tuna doesn’t last long enough to have mold on it 🙏

[sand valley]

wait i think its just struvite

[true vapor]

What the hell is a struvite gng

[verbal geyser]

wait why is my ground beef green? eh it’s fine i guess

[sand valley]

white crystals that form in tuna cans

[verbal geyser]

ain’t that a type of kidney stone too

[true vapor]

Beef is so expensive nowadays bro I’m not trying to waste any ✌️

Buying from Costco does help

[verbal geyser]

great depression mindset

[sand valley]

i don't eat beef so i don't have to worry about it

[verbal geyser]

honestly it is a fair mindset not wanting to waste food is great

but i think if it gets to a point where you eat rotten food you gotta toss it

[true vapor]

Yeah growing up my family didn’t eat much meat but now we’re in a much better spot

[sand valley]

actually though. that's just going to kill you eventually

[verbal geyser]

think like minecraft are you gonna eat the rotten flesh for instant gratification (and poisoning) or are you gonna wait a little longer to run to your base and grab the cooked beef

[true vapor]

Philosopher type shit

[verbal geyser]

if rotten flesh is your power, what are you without it? 🤔

[quartz tinsel]

Testing.

Probably not even worth it.

[wheat coral]

not eating meat does not necessarily equal malnutrition

[true vapor]

I’m 14 rn and 5’4 and a half I believe

[true vapor]

I grew up on the fatter side since we could only really afford to eat a lot of rice

Still fat rn

Got good nutrition at around 4 since my moms business took off

[wheat coral]

Yeah I am fat right now

[true vapor]

My fellow fat brother 🤝

Cuts gonna go crazy though trust 🙏

[wheat coral]

Ive been fat almost my whole life my calves are fucki g huge

[true vapor]

An issue us fat guys will never have is tiny calves 🗣️🔥

[quartz tinsel]

Wintertide.

[unborn lark]

yo guys how rare is it to pull all of ur face cards on ur first hand?

[dense vortex]

this is speech bubble material

[unborn lark]

ignore my jokers

im doin somtin

[rigid crag]

maybe because you have paredolia

[unborn lark]

does it actuality work like that ?

oh

[rigid crag]

yeah it makes all cards count as face cards

[unborn lark]

oohhhhh

ooohhhhhh

my dumbass

[rigid crag]

yeah if you dont sell pareidolia, all your cards are gonna be facedown

[unborn lark]

ama do

it rq

they are still facedown

[dense vortex]

discard

[unborn lark]

yep im just very dumb non of em were face cards

xd

[rigid crag]

yeah the mark doesnt check to see if a card loses the face condition to flip them back over

[ionic skiff]

Guys what if that stoner weed cat met meowskulls

[rigid crag]

sprigatito

[mild bobcat]

joker setup optimal or nah

[rigid crag]

i dont think it needs to be with that build

[chilly drift]

he looks terrifying

[rigid crag]

he's boatiful

[tribal knoll]

You can win this.

[quartz tinsel]

That is one ugly creature.

[dense vortex]

🫩

[quartz tinsel]

My face on a Monday.

[regal musk]

me and my weatherapps

[regal musk]

!weather is the best one

[verbal geyser]

0/10 why are messages calls and google still there

[quartz tinsel]

Frick.

[rigid crag]

this is like having a +12 in insight /ref

[ionic skiff]

Weather Master

Hail’s Own

[mighty adder]

the fact that hanging chad repeated 2x mult is amazing

[verbal geyser]

why is it so crunchy 😭

[mighty adder]

my pc is ass

also chad just fell in love with photo

they just met like 5 minutes ago

[carmine moss]

I feel like Analysing every Joker in this MV
https://youtu.be/iXZX_HAmbTU

[carmine moss]

Peak yuri

[regal musk]

truee
replacing them with weather apps

much better

[gray harness]

All of these levels were awful to play thanks to ninjas and their dodge mechanic (can only take a low amount of damage per attack, can be avoided by either collateral damage or classes that deal damage multiple times), and jy all led to a stupidly easy boss fight

[scarlet cobalt]

If you almost puke during a burp do you still have to say "excuse me"? Like is it still classified as a burp?

[foggy wharf]

yes?

[scarlet cobalt]

Alright

[foggy wharf]

i feel like if you almost puke you should extra say excuse me

[verbal geyser]

excuse me sorry i almost puked

but you only mention that if you’re around friends

if you’re in a room of strangers you just excuse yourself

[quartz tinsel]

Or if you somehow find yourself in a room with your nemesis.

Mine is Monster energy.

[verbal geyser]

so if you’re in an empty room with a can of monster and you burp/puke you say “excuse me sorry i almost puked”

[eternal imp]

Does any1 play cloverpit

[quartz tinsel]

Not I.

[quartz tinsel]

They killed Monster Khaotic and Miami Cola Bang.

My beloved.

[true vapor]

You got a weather app or nah?

Just wondering lowkey

[quartz tinsel]

I think they have at least 108.

[regal musk]

i love the weather!

and i continue to not go outside

[quartz tinsel]

Good night.

[true vapor]

What do we think about dinner?

[foggy wharf]

type of shit a low resolution NPC would eat

[true vapor]

Insanely good macros though you gotta be honest

[grizzled pelican]

What exactly is that?

[true vapor]

43g of protein

[vernal dew]

It's an mre

[verbal geyser]

does anything taste sour this time

[true vapor]

Nah the protein powder canceled out how sour it was

[true vapor]

This is a genuinely good meal bro what are we on about ✌️

[verbal geyser]

negative plus negative equal positive

rotten protein powder

[true vapor]

Protein powder is from a year or two ago icl

It is whey protein tho so it should be fine

And I’m not trying to waste a tub of it

[verbal geyser]

i don’t think it expires

so long as it’s in a dry environment

ok it does but it’s like a 2 year thing so you’re prolly good

[true vapor]

Yeah it’s my brothers old tub he didn’t take it before moving out

He is built like a stick still idek why he had it 💀

[fiery grotto]

Bro its just healthier rotten flesh

Seems fine to me

[ionic skiff]

Don’t say it

[round onyx]

…

It

[covert sage]

mr ant tenna

[ionic skiff]

https://youtu.be/yPH-2QQvJYw?si=RlNFnUO6w7szBtUA

This shit so nostalgic

[true vapor]

I’m Asian so I’m fried ✌️

Trying to cut rn since my height cooked either way 💔

[vale cliff]

I’m a tall Asian

So it’s not impossible

[vale cliff]

Oh, 14

Nah

[true vapor]

Dawg I got the meatball build rn

[vale cliff]

You’ll definitely reach a growth spurt soon

[true vapor]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cowboy-does-he-know-new-rockstars-thumbnail-bVwfFFxEaCkCbO6Kbh

Yeah ofc

I’m not gonna be one of those teens that starve themselves

I live to eat gng 🗣️🔥

[devout iron]

delayed gratification

[runic ginkgo]

Stand ready for my arrival worm

[sharp anchor]

im asian
and im 6’0
(and still a child)
you have a chance :3

[wheat coral]

He taunts, he beckons, he calls. His tormenting shouts draw me to his place of residence once more. By the end of this night, either me or his terrible palace will no longer exist.

[true vapor]

Bro how 💀

[lucid isle]

He brings the sky down where ever he goes.

[sharp anchor]

skill
lucky off spawn I guess

[true vapor]

My great grandpa was allegedly 6’4 and nonchalant

My mom and aunt short as shit

Lowk just a gamble

[zinc turret]

i'm 6'1

[sharp anchor]

trust that you have some of those genes somewhere in you

[true vapor]

I’m gonna be the only short cousin 💔

[true vapor]

Spare me some height gng

[sharp anchor]

you’re still growing
and 5’4 is tall enough to not be called short

[true vapor]

Height inflation tho

[sharp anchor]

ignore the height economy

[sharp anchor]

still growing or no?

[true vapor]

I’m tall enough as an Asian but i live in the states 🥀

[zinc turret]

a little bit

[sharp anchor]

my dad is about 6’1 as well
he was 6’2 and some in the past I think

[sharp anchor]

there are some really tall people and some really short people
youre gonna be fine :3

[true vapor]

If I can’t get taller at least I can get wider and more jacked 🗣️🔥

[sharp anchor]

wider 😭

[true vapor]

All my cousins are in the 5’7-5’10 range though but they’re built like sticks ✌️

[true vapor]

Holdup are you Chinese

[sharp anchor]

anatomical display skeletons

[sharp anchor]

native taiwanese

[native basin]

YOU WHAT

[true vapor]

Shi that’s the most accurate description I’ve heard

[true vapor]

Type shit

I’m mainland

[craggy prairie]

wrong image, this is the ome

[sharp anchor]

wow what a terrible day to have the capability of eyesight

[sharp anchor]

just kidding this one’s peak

[vale cliff]

You’re invisible to mods

Idk how

[true vapor]

Everyday I open my phone to some bullshit ✌️

[true vapor]

Why is it 500 minutes

[devout iron]

does anyone play msm

like at all

[true vapor]

What’s msm gng

[native basin]

oh i dabble in it sometimes

[wheat coral]

My Singing Monsters

[vale cliff]

Like the chocolate sweets?

[devout iron]

yes this one

[devout iron]

mmm exquisite

[vale cliff]

Must have been the wind

[devout iron]

i may just leave my friend code here

perchance

[wheat coral]

me when I fart

[vale cliff]

Mango

[native basin]

not me bro

[devout iron]

cough
4DG2-QHYT-CKYC-PL
add me please

[craggy prairie]

Room service ugh! I hate when I order fruit & I can taste other food they cut with the same knife. Beef flavored pineapples- Kanye west

[native basin]

i dont have access to my pc rn

[native basin]

that might go hard actually

[devout iron]

it's fine
-# just promise me you'll do it eventually

[verbal geyser]

used to play religiously don’t as much anymore

[native basin]

yeah ill do it

[native basin]

same

[devout iron]

you should get back into it
they added a few more bangers

i love blitherphish ahhh

i mean

i didn't play for like 6 months and i'm getting back into it now

[verbal geyser]

kinda stopped when the around i wanna say whenever the bone island paironormal came out

don’t get me wrong i still look to see what they added (usually through the youtube feed)

i think i stopped around eggstravaganza last year

[devout iron]

hm

[verbal geyser]

but i was goated my amber island had all the commons

[devout iron]

they added 2 more forms of gambling

[verbal geyser]

honestly think i was just burnt out

[craggy prairie]

3 random pictures

[devout iron]

damn i didn't know you upgraded the first discarded poker hand

[verbal geyser]

because i’ve been playing almost daily since the 9th anniversary (i was into it before it got popular ✌️)

i have an even older account that was around when you could buy fire haven before earth island

lemme load up i might get into it (and i’ll friend ya)

[devout iron]

i've been playing since 9th too

nice

[zinc turret]

"what is this kind of water"

[craggy prairie]

when you unplug all the machines in the hospital and then everyone starts finally sleeping

[pearl flume]

Please choose a Witch Armament:

Bohemian Rhapsody- A fully sentient and fiercely loyal broom, it has an almost psychic connection to the wielder. Capable of flight, independant action, extreme resilience and minor spell casting. When not actively used, it occupies itself with chores and guarding. The wielder may also wield the broom as a staff or wand, greatly enhancing their magic capabilities.

Under Pressure- A light yet dense and large full body cloak. No matter what the temperature is, the wielder is kept in a comfortable, adjustable warmth. It has the ability to absorb magic in order to power the wielder physically, allowing for greater mobility, strength and endurance or using a burst of mana to heal any injuries, illness or poison the wielder currently suffers.

Made in Heaven- A large brimmed hat with a pointy, long tip. When worn, the wielder gains the knowledge and wisdom of all previous Witches that has worn it (24 so far), they may also call upon the voices of the witches for guidance or advice even allowing the wielder access to spells and enchantments of any grade or level, aslong as a previous witch could use it.

[true vapor]

is this just jojos but with artifacts?

[light pebble]

i love this genre of memes

[vale cliff]

“I was looking through your search history and saw “hot femboy outfits” honey”

[light pebble]

you ignoring "whats a bussy?"😭🙏

[zinc turret]

name soundalikes

the bronze chain

[pearl flume]

There is a whole Reddit sub dedicated to this

[vale cliff]

There is a whole Reddit sub dedicated to everything

[craggy prairie]

after searching up 'What is a bussy' I've decided that it has been enough internet for today

[vale cliff]

You actually didn’t know? 😭 😭 😭

My condolences to your innocence

[zinc turret]

what type of scam is that? this is a very dangerous scam do not fall for it

[verbal geyser]

what kind of screenshot is this? this appears to be a png, like most other screenshots

[zinc turret]

this screenshot is very dangerous

[wise spoke]

FELLAS

I FOUND SOMETHING

so don't ask why but I was watching clips from Teen Titans Go

and uh

Batman plays Balatro

keep in mind this episode is definitely before Balatro came out lol

[true vapor]

Do i cop him

[devout iron]

i have one new request

was that you

[pearl flume]

Can we go back to using "Trolling" instead of "Rage baiting" ?

[verbal geyser]

i don’t think so

it wasn’t workin and said you didn’t exist

i assume you’re on pc?

[quartz tinsel]

Looks like the Walmart version of Sheldon Cooper.

[hoary verge]

Lookie what I did to my pfp :3

i maed it lesbian-tfem theme:3

[vale cliff]

I don’t understand

You just removed it

[sand valley]

left is after, right is before

[vale cliff]

WHAT

tf does that

[sand valley]

was pretty easy to figure out from context

[quartz tinsel]

Was easy to figure out looking at their profile picture.

[acoustic mica]

love it 😍

[hoary verge]

Discord

Discord does that

I uploaded the before first

but because the after is more recent

it put it first

It sucks when I'm sending comic panels to my friends

[vale cliff]

ohhhhhh

mb :|

[vale cliff]

Send manga

[lunar barn]

So i was sitting at a bus station a bit ago and a friend sent me a meme that made me chuckle, and this guy next to me looked at me like i was a piece of shit, and how dare i laugh, and as if i was crazy. Worse yet is that not only did his actions, but even his looks were like a chud's

He was about to say something but i blew him an air kiss which made him so uncomfortable he got up and just left

[shrewd vale]

i mean laughing alone is kinda weird fr

[lunar barn]

Laughing while looking at your phone isn't weird tho

[sand valley]

why

[lunar barn]

Also you sometimes remember a funny joke mid zoning out

[shrewd vale]

it just is gng

[sand valley]

theyre alone in person, but theyre not just laughing without interaction from other people

[sand valley]

if u cant explain it then no it isnt

[lunar barn]

Boohoo the fun police

[shrewd vale]

gng

[lunar barn]

What does gng even mean

[shrewd vale]

gang

its like

bro

or another Word that i dont wanna say

[lunar barn]

Just say brother at this point

[shrewd vale]

son

a meme cant be that funny to laugh alone

[sand valley]

it was cause they did

[lunar barn]

😘

[shrewd vale]

that brings me to my second point

why

[lunar barn]

Why not

[shrewd vale]

you dont know them

they could like

beat you up

[lunar barn]

Im in the military and still in uniform, if they wanna go so be it, I'll have a very easy time getting compensation

Military personal are state property. And they don't like it when their property is damaged

Also im not im america, not everyone carries guns here

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

would ya want uppies?

[shrewd vale]

ah

you might still encounter bad ppl

who dont take it lightly

[acoustic axle]

rocket + ttm + bull + stuntman on plasma

and also perkeo ig

[shrewd vale]

whats uppies

[dusty lynx]

being picked up

[shrewd vale]

like in a car

or what

[lunar barn]

Yes

[sand valley]

yeah

[dusty lynx]

no like litterally being picked up

[shrewd vale]

[lunar barn]

Where i live unless you live very close to the border or in a drug den, the worst street injury you can get is getting punched by a skinny teenager

Safe place

Violence is a rare occurrence anyways

[shrewd vale]

im too heavy gng

[shrewd vale]

you might get confronted too

[lunar barn]

So??

Who cares

[shrewd vale]

i guess we live in different cultures or smth

[lunar barn]

Yeah cause this place is very safe and you literally never have to worry for your safety unless its an emergency and mid war

[sand valley]

its just laughing twin

this logic applies to everything

there's a risk of being confronted just because of your skin colour, etc

[lunar barn]

Yeah

[shrewd vale]

he blowed him a kiss

[lunar barn]

Im even less at a risk cause im male, tall, obviously muscular and in army uniform. No sane individual would try to pick a fight with me over blowing a kiss or laughing a bit

[lunar barn]

So??

What's so wrong about that

[shrewd vale]

idk gng

you dont see it very often

[lunar barn]

Which makes it even funnier

[shrewd vale]

ye i would probably laugh

but most people wouldnt

people in the Subway scare me

[lunar barn]

A friend of mine once lost a bet and had to do a pole dance at the subway, he fucking nailed it so good we still joke that he used to be a stripper

[shrewd vale]

fun

[devout iron]

yeah

[sand valley]

this is something that annoys me about what people think about dehydration and pee colour

it's an indicator of hydration level, but just because your pee is a particular colour doesnt mean you are more / less hydrated

[pearl flume]

Please rank the following topic 1-5, with 1 being the best. Today's topic is: Fast Food

Burger

Pizza

Burrito

Chips (French)

Fried chicken

[sand valley]

do you mean french fries

[zinc turret]

31524

[pearl flume]

Yes, that's what you call them

[sand valley]

1 - burrito
2 - pizza
3 - fries
4 - burger
5 - fried chicken

[glacial shore]

I can't read

Uhh Pizza > Chicken > Burrito > Fries > Burger

[hybrid fulcrum]

1. burger!!!!
2. fried chicken
3. pizza
4. burrito
5. fries

[lunar barn]

1
|
v
5

burrito (shawarma specifically)
pizza (the most filling)
friend chicken
burger
chips

[quartz tinsel]

What is friend chicken?

[zinc turret]

what is this type of chicken? this chicken is very dangerous, do not come close to it

[full roost]

oh my god it's all mango

this is a durian. some people say it tastes like a banano

[quartz tinsel]

What are these references?

[full roost]

channel that makes content identifying different types of stuff

and there's one of these where it's all joke videos

and they say some stuff like that

[zinc turret]

is this type of ice dangerous?

if i find this, do i still have to go to work?

[cursive flare]

bean has to have the worst chat istg 💔

[ionic skiff]

1. Pizza
2. Burger
3. Fries
4. Fried Chicken
5. burrito

[lunar barn]

his name is Fred and he lays my golden eggs

[quartz tinsel]

Burrito in last place?

Grok, take this man's skin off.

[zinc turret]

never had a burrito in my life idk

[quartz tinsel]

Try one.

[zinc turret]

hmm is there even a place i can buy it in

i mean close

[lunar barn]

get a shawarma

mghmgmhm now i want one

[true vapor]

french fries
burrito
pizza
chicken
burger

coming from a professional fat guy

[verbal geyser]

it’s usually at mexican places

like there burritos at taco bell if there’s any near you

[quartz tinsel]

This place used to have a Taco Bell.

[verbal geyser]

anyways

1. pizza
2. burrito
3. chicken
4. fries
5. burger (did he just say his last name is burger)

[quartz tinsel]

What the .

I wish I could write.

[fickle halo]

can't wait for sekiro to be on sale so i can finally play my first 3d soulslike

[foggy wharf]

https://www.tumblr.com/frenzyarts/771874888053063680/balatro-sapphics-who-up-click-like

Frenzy's Blog!!!

Balatro sapphics who up click like

-# #balatro #clown girl #sapphic #yuri #lesbian #my art #frenzy post #fanart

Tumblr · Jan 5, 2025, 10:47 PM

lesbian balalaalal

[tepid cave]

How did balatro turned to this.

[pale swallow]

What a year with no updates does to a fandom (I’m making stuff up)

[tepid cave]

But man, what is that.

[pale swallow]

Fan art

[quartz tinsel]

I have embraced Greek.

[sand valley]

it's art

[tepid cave]

1v1?

[lunar barn]

Im gonna fucking jump you with my 11 teammates and mute middle manager

[quartz tinsel]

13 on 1 boxing match? Don't threaten me with a good time.

[tepid cave]

12 on 1? You can do better mate

And what the manager do? I dont even have to count him in

[lunar barn]

He's got a clock for a head and has necromancy powers

[tepid cave]

Well, he better use them fast before i turn his ass to dust

[foggy wharf]

i like the pre-pooped floor

[lunar barn]

It comes free with your xbox

[quartz tinsel]

Ο Γελωτοποιός.

You think if I read more I can write better?

My only book is House of Leaves.

[foggy wharf]

reading more does make you a better writer yes

[scarlet cobalt]

We and I mean WE all love yuri

[unkempt mortar]

i can’t send a gif

[sand valley]

pale fire by vladimir nabokov is very good imo

[quartz tinsel]

What's it about?

[quartz tinsel]

As if I can't look it up.

[sand valley]

it has a 999-line poem, written by a character called john shade, in it which is commentated by his colleague and neighbour

it's quite complicated, but that's a good thing in this case imo. when i read it i ended up re-reading it 3 times because it was incredibly fun and mind racking to interpret things with what i figured out in my previous read(s)

[sand valley]

the narration is also non-linear but i didnt find it difficult to follow at all

[shrewd vale]

reading is for nerds anyways

[quartz tinsel]

Like how HoL alternates perspectives?

[sand valley]

sort of, yeah

thats why the book came to mind

[sand valley]

reading is swag, you do it all the time

youre doing it right now actually

[verbal geyser]

i can’t read

[storm condor]

False, I'm actually reading your thoughts to hear what you're typing

[quartz tinsel]

And I can't -ing write.

[verbal geyser]

see i’m glad i’m not the only one who can’t read 😊

in all seriousness just write more and you’ll write better

best advice i can give

and as trash said earlier the more you read the better you write

[verbal geyser]

true, fanfic writers/yaoi/yuri are the best writers you’ll ever see

[shrewd vale]

is that manga

[verbal geyser]

sure…

[shrewd vale]

like anime comics

[verbal geyser]

yeah i know what manga is

[shrewd vale]

i remember you read them backwards

so weird

[sand valley]

yaoi/yuri doesnt have to be manga

[shrewd vale]

huh

[verbal geyser]

it’s any piece of media with mlm (yaoi) or wlw (yuri)

[shrewd vale]

mlm

[verbal geyser]

man love man

homosexual males

[shrewd vale]

so its homosexual manga

its a different genre

[verbal geyser]

doesn’t have to be manga but yes

[shrewd vale]

for gay

the world is an interesting place

any form of romance media makes me sleepy

homosexual, heterosexual transexual whatever

[verbal geyser]

“what how’d you know im aroace i showed no signs!”

[shrewd vale]

all of them are boring

[shrewd vale]

what

[verbal geyser]

aromantic/asexual: exhibiting little to no romantic/sexual feelings towards others

in other words: i’m yanking your chain ya like what ya like

[shrewd vale]

if im not interested in boring romance media i am not asexual

[verbal geyser]

yeah there’s a difference between not liking the idea of sex/romance and not liking it in media

[shrewd vale]

no

no romance

[verbal geyser]

if you like it in media and not the idea of it, i’d say you’re on the aroace spectrum. vise versa, you’re a straight feller who doesn’t like dating sims

lgbtq is kinda all about self identity though

[shrewd vale]

i cant understand how ppl are asexual

[verbal geyser]

they don’t like the idea of sex

[shrewd vale]

maybe im old fashioned or smth

[verbal geyser]

simple as that

[shrewd vale]

and relationships

[verbal geyser]

relationship is aromantic, sex is asexual

[shrewd vale]

what

what

yo i dont like porn

[verbal geyser]

and again for aromantics case they just don’t find romantic ideas appealing

[shrewd vale]

porn bad

alr

but not about lesbian sex

[shrewd vale]

mmm yea that why

[verbal geyser]

they just dont like the idea of it, whether it be from past bad experiences or just not liking it

think of it like food

some people just don’t like mushrooms for no particular reason

others don’t like it because it gave em food poisoning once

[shrewd vale]

huh interesting

i thought asexual and aromatic was the same

like asexual was no romantic at all

im out of touch

ill just stick to what i normally watch

[covert sage]

what am i walking into bro

[shrewd vale]

idk yo

you said sex

[verbal geyser]

folks let’s shift please

[sand valley]

because you said "i cant understand how ppl are asexual"

[shrewd vale]

porn can be written too

its any type of media

[sand valley]

lets keep it SFW twin

[shrewd vale]

asexual and aroace

by definition

[verbal geyser]

folk let’s talk about food!

[shrewd vale]

diccitoanary

[sand valley]

i'm ace-spec

[verbal geyser]

what’s our favorite food!

[sand valley]

not a dig, just lyk cause its cool to talk about stuff

[shrewd vale]

wait let me guess

ace special

boom

[verbal geyser]

nope

[sand valley]

ace spectrum

[shrewd vale]

so close

[sand valley]

not really

[shrewd vale]

why so serious

bigote is moustache in spanish

yessir

[covert sage]

bro is 12???

[true vapor]

what the helly is that

[shrewd vale]

older gng

poetry

[shrewd vale]

ace spectrum

[verbal geyser]

ace spectrum

[shrewd vale]

im a fast learner gng

[verbal geyser]

12.5

[sand valley]

ace spectrum, asexuality isnt binary

[true vapor]

whats that tho

[true vapor]

ace is the thing where you dont like shi right

[shrewd vale]

like the light spectrum

theres ultraviolet ace

infrarrd ace

[verbal geyser]

correct, neither is aromanticism (which is the spec i fall on)

[verbal geyser]

not sexually

not liking things romantically is aromanticism

[true vapor]

oh type shit

[sand valley]

yeah, but it's not either or. it's like being blind (not equating, just an analogy).
if someone is blind it doesnt mean they cant see at all, what it means is they see less / have a visual impairment

it can mean they cant see, but most blind people have some degree of vision

[true vapor]

blind people aren't just fully blind?

shi thats crazy

never knew you could be half blind

[shrewd vale]

when did i say i was a sexual

i can control my lust

[true vapor]

got a few friends my age saying they're ace or something, never knew what that meant

[covert sage]

i'm bi

[shrewd vale]

what

[verbal geyser]

now that’s a eustace win if i’ve ever seen one

welcome to the club

[shrewd vale]

wha

[true vapor]

i thought you were a child too from your status thing icl

[sand valley]

i think its really funny

[verbal geyser]

i think as well

[true vapor]

i thought you were deadass gng 💀

it is pretty funny now that i know you're old

[verbal geyser]

honestly sometimes it is hard to tell joking from nonjoking over the internet i can’t blame ya

that’s why tone indicators help

[shrewd vale]

i cant send gif

[true vapor]

what the hell is a tone indicator 💀

what is the /j for

[verbal geyser]

ending a message with something like /pos (positively meaning)or /j (joking)

[true vapor]

im lost in the sauce

[verbal geyser]

google will majorly help twin look up tone indicators

[shrewd vale]

manuel(says confidently) :its to modify the tone on your message

[true vapor]

why we talking like ts is a play script or something

so use jk or something

same effect lowk

[verbal geyser]

kinda

/j just looks better

[shrewd vale]

dramatic effect

[verbal geyser]

this! /j ruins many jokes but also clears things up

[true vapor]

yeah a joke becomes corny and lame when you add /j to it

[verbal geyser]

so it’s a double edged sword

[sand valley]

i think its fine

[true vapor]

some of my chronically online friends use this in all their messages icl it feels unesscary sometimes

[shrewd vale]

"manuel(jokingly):"goes way harder

[verbal geyser]

i feel it should be used when the tone is unclear, not in every message

[true vapor]

i see i see so its for people who dont understand emotions and tones well?

[sand valley]

tone indicators are very good for accessibility twin, also text is a medium which lacks tone inherently so you have to add it in other ways

[verbal geyser]

yes and no, it’s extremely hard to tell tone over text

[quartz tinsel]

I'm either colorblind or extremely pissed off right now.

[true vapor]

yeah but like neither of me nor my friends paticularly have issues about tones and shi

Icl it just seems extra sometimes

i understand its purpose tho

[shrewd vale]

yo what is that server tag

[verbal geyser]

body language, vocal inflection, and expression all tell tone/emotion and surprise texting has none of that

[true vapor]

gng what did i do mb for trying to learn new shi ✌️

[true vapor]

the second part is lowk a common response i see online when i try to ask any question 💔

Mb if im curious about these things

im about to get hit by the longest paragraph i will ever read ✌️

[shrewd vale]

im learning so much about discord

[verbal geyser]

erm what’s a book

[shrewd vale]

ur a great teacher fr

[verbal geyser]

i can sub in!

[true vapor]

never said you were forced to be polite or anything 💀 Mb if i just want to learn something from people instead of searching things up all the time

Local woman makes up fake scenraio and gets mad about it ✌️

[sharp anchor]

yuri didn’t enjoy the hot weather

[sand valley]

youre being passive aggressive when she's teaching you about what something means

[verbal geyser]

reminds me of wikiracing

my beloved wikiracing

[quartz tinsel]

Love this episode.

[sharp anchor]

hitler game moment

[true vapor]

"passive agressive" and im just being curious about things i didn't know prior ✌️

[verbal geyser]

i beg your pardon

[shrewd vale]

so sad kindquest died

[shrewd vale]

dont

[true vapor]

She made a statement

[sand valley]

this is also passive aggressive, you should just say why you disagree instead of being indirect about it

[true vapor]

yeah thats what i did 💀

[sharp anchor]

lilo & trash
this person to my knowledge isn’t acting with bad intent

[shrewd vale]

society am i right

[sharp anchor]

but maybe is just a little defensive in reaction

[true vapor]

yeah im just trying to have a normal convo

why we dragging ts?

[sand valley]

can you stop being passive aggressive then

it's not helping

[sharp anchor]

do you not know the hitler game

uncultured

:3

[shrewd vale]

i think they like arguing

[verbal geyser]

i don’t think i want to 😭

[true vapor]

my sister in christ how am i being passive agressive 💀

im just learned something and expressed my opinions on it

[verbal geyser]

aaand i’m out see yall later ✌️

[shrewd vale]

arguing with a wall

[verbal geyser]

pray i pick up tomodachi this time 🙏 everywhere was sold out

[sharp anchor]

too bad you will now
its not a bad thing don’t worry
start by clicking the random page button then in the fewest jumps possible using only the hyperlinks within the page content and nothing else navigate to adolfs page

[true vapor]

is it the little egg thing with a virtual pet?

i had one of those growing up lowk cool ash

[verbal geyser]

oh it’s just wikiracing but to a fixed location got it

[shrewd vale]

ooo we did that in class with football players

[quartz tinsel]

I'm just here eating bacon.

[sharp anchor]

yes
there’s a meta for general play too

[verbal geyser]

not quite i literally cannot describe it but it’s a nintendo thing with miis

[sand valley]

simply emulate it

[shrewd vale]

wiki Racing is fun

[sand valley]

thats what im doing

[true vapor]

wikiracing is genuinely such a cool concept turned into a game i cant even lie

[verbal geyser]

i want a physical copy though 😔

[sand valley]

buy it 2nd hand

fuck nintendo

[verbal geyser]

fair

they are a greedy ass company

[shrewd vale]

pirate it

[sharp anchor]

read
processed
added to internal folder “humans are flawed”

[sand valley]

i dont think the fanbase is niche

[verbal geyser]

i know most of the copies are scalped from what i’ve seen on ebay

[quartz tinsel]

I thought I was buying MK8D, but it was the downloadable content.

[sharp anchor]

oh like the tomodachi life thing

[shrewd vale]

fym niche its nintendo

[verbal geyser]

yerp

[sharp anchor]

I think the other guy was thinking of the original egg things

[sand valley]

yeah but ive already seen NL and Jerma make a video on it

it is definitely not niche

[sharp anchor]

which were just called tomodachis

[verbal geyser]

he was but i knew what he meant

[ionic skiff]

Happy 20 years of Mother 3

And happy 4/20

[verbal geyser]

tomogachi i think

[sharp anchor]

something like that :3

[verbal geyser]

i used to have a tomogachi

carried it everywhere

[sharp anchor]

idk so i defer to the guy who knows more about this stuff

“the niche is niche”
how about that :3

[quartz tinsel]

Me?

[sand valley]

tomodachi life my beloved

i want nintendo to die

I will never give nintendo money

[quartz tinsel]

Look what they did to my guacamole.

[true vapor]

why?

[sharp anchor]

who are these people and why am i always hearing about how they are
are they siblings
and why are they doomed every few days but then fine the next

[true vapor]

that is piss color 💀

[sand valley]

theyre incredibly anti consumer

theyre getting close to Apple levels atp

[true vapor]

yeah i agree lowk but you cant deny they made some of the most iconic games oat

[sand valley]

well they didnt, people did.

• the neat thing is you dont have to pay for them!

[true vapor]

i did not know about this side damn

shi nintendo worse than i thought

[viral dune]

I loved inscryption

[sharp anchor]

they all started somewhere good
apple pioneered and more or less invented consumer pcs and smartphones
or
yknow jony ive did

[sand valley]

they also participate in making things artificially scarce which is something i dont agree with at all

[sand valley]

looking at you 3D all stars

[sharp anchor]

hey look collectible economies
why did people buy into these again?

[sand valley]

https://www.suedbynintendo.com/

[sharp anchor]

procreate is peak and specialized digital art equipment that works well is expensive
apple as a company is bad but im gonna continue to use their products along with those of all the other maybe less predatory tech companies because i cannot make transistors

[sand valley]

as long as youre not giving them money!

[true vapor]

doesnt apple take a cut of all paid apps or something?

or am i tripping

[sharp anchor]

hey remind me
why do people spend thousands on pieces of thick paper again

[sand valley]

as does google, as does steam, as does nintendo... theyre all bad for this

[sharp anchor]

all distributors do

it’s capitalism

ooh shiny

[true vapor]

why are they bad for trying to take a cut of profit for themselves?

the platform doesnt run itself

[sand valley]

because of how big of a cut they take. they do not do 30% of the work twin

[true vapor]

yeah i agree with that, but it's lowk insane to say platforms and distributors are inherantly bad for taking a cut of profits

[sharp anchor]

crypto scams but they’re one percent more tangible because of pieces of paper

[sand valley]

i didnt say theyre bad inherently

[true vapor]

the phrasing wasn't clear lowk it's cleared up now

nintendo pisses me the fuck off by gatekeeping certain games to certain consols

heard the new splatoon is only gonna be switch 2

[sharp anchor]

🐐?

[sand valley]

often times id rather pirate a game and give money more directly in some other way than buying it on steam and such, or just buying it on itch if possible

[sharp anchor]

nintendo invented a system that was basically a simpler more expensive gacha and somehow got all the people who hate gacha to spend money on it

[sand valley]

steam definitely doesnt get enough flak for the shit they do, but theyre better than nintendo, which isnt really saying much

[sharp anchor]

japans pretty unless you live there

[sand valley]

looking at thing in japan!
thing when in japan 😰

[sharp anchor]

thing when in japan also pretty until more time in japan

[sand valley]

being disabled is already miserable in the west, i would not want to live in japan

[true vapor]

idk tho

[sharp anchor]

went to japan
am disabled
was fine
totally empirical evidence i know

[true vapor]

hell yeah

[sharp anchor]

oh my god you learned that fast

[true vapor]

im learning ✌️

[sharp anchor]

two people willing and able to learn on balatrocord in two days am i dreaming

[true vapor]

i mean yeah you see a lot of capsule toys in asian countries

[sharp anchor]

gachapon are the gateway drug

little kids go oo ee oo mom i want the gold one

[true vapor]

they're not too bad if you set a budget for it

but yeah a spoiled kid + capsule toys its over

[sharp anchor]

nothing is that terrible if you have self control
humans are very good at a few things and up there with pattern recognition is coming up with excuses to self rationalize not adhering to self control

me telling myself im gonna be productive and get my schoolwork done for the 25th day in a row where i just waste time again

[true vapor]

i just procrastinate procrastinating icl

[sharp anchor]

twinsies

[quartz tinsel]

I'll procrastinate later.

[sharp anchor]

im not even doing anything to waste my time with im just sitting there

[true vapor]

best study method is to tell yourself to do 20 minutes and then take a break

or to start one part of the task

sounds corny ash but it works

[sand valley]

visiting a country is very different to living in it. moving to japan as a disabled person would be miserable, i've looked into it. a lot of foreign medical records arent accepted as proof/evidence of a disability and youre likely to have to get new medical exams from japanese doctors, and getting a techo can take like a year

[true vapor]

lowk i jsut get too lazy to not finish the task

[sharp anchor]

I’ve tried countless plans
there’s one problem stopping all of them from working which is that I don’t have the willpower to follow my own plans

💖

[true vapor]

best motivation is to watch bp edits

[sharp anchor]

good to know
ty

[sand valley]

also getting adhd meds in japan is really hard

you need to get a narcotic prescription card for stimulants and the process is strict and very bureaucratic

[true vapor]

big words icl

[sand valley]

ive dealt with my fair share of beureaucracy, but im just not willing to do this

[sand valley]

I'm in the UK, and getting ADHD meds was as simple as getting diagnosed with ADHD by a private service (which i didnt have to pay for) and then they just put me on ADHD meds the same day

[quartz tinsel]

By the way, I know we've moved on, but I don't own yaoi or yuri.

[sand valley]

i like bluer than love

top 10 yuri

[peak fractal]

https://youtu.be/dy90tA3TT1c?si=VzxIrmP96h6IacdK I listened to this while watching an anime and i could instantly tell the person was a vocaloid producer 😭 i was right 😭😭😭

[sand valley]

BEASTAAAAAAARS

I LOVE BEASTAAAAAAARS

[peak fractal]

Peak anime, im reading the manga rn because ive been told its better than the show

[sand valley]

i don't think it's better, i think it's just different

unless youre reading it in the original japanese version, they both have the same issues really

[peak fractal]

Thats fair

Im also reading it to cope with the fact the show is over 😭

[sand valley]

i do not like how it ended

it actually ended WORSE in the manga

[peak fractal]

Really

[ionic skiff]

I’m more of a Leslie & Brianne person

[peak fractal]

It did feel sudden

I feel like if legosi didnt get accused of murder they could have maybe finished the season better, but i think it was kind of doomed the minute they introduced melon

[sand valley]

in the manga haru wasnt present for a big stretch towards the end and was only there briefly, ik in the anime she wasnt there much in the final episode but it is worse in the manga. the manga also had way worse pacing for the final battle than the anime (i still didnt like it in the anime)

[peak fractal]

Yeah when watching season 3 part 2, it all kinda felt blurry and i think thats because every single scene had some sort of plot relevance and it got overwhelming

[acoustic axle]

I come downstairs to make some eggs and I’m greeted with this

[ionic skiff]

This Doctor Who story (Warriors of the Deep) holds the record for most new effects added in a remaster

This example is pretty noteworthy

[jaunty lake]

[quartz tinsel]

It's past my bedtime.

[quartz tinsel]

Literally 1984.

[zinc turret]

lol the year

[true vapor]

Is this that scam

[verbal geyser]

i mean are you still playing jur

(yes it absolutely is)

[zinc turret]

is this type of scam dangerous?

[verbal geyser]

what kind of scam is this

this is a jur scam, they are very dangerous

[zinc turret]

yeah that's a scam account

they all look the same

[true vapor]

saw someone here earlier have the same scam

[quartz tinsel]

Chat, should I try to sleep?

[zinc turret]

yea

[true vapor]

Ai looking pfp ✌️

[silver bronze]

not at all

people be calling anything AI these days

[true vapor]

not hers the scammers

[zinc turret]

everything looks like ai, ai looks like everything

[silver bronze]

oh lol

yeah probably

[true vapor]

it got the style a lot of ai drawings use now

[silver bronze]

i think it was a joke

[zinc turret]

i didn't fucking mean that

no one gets my fucking pont again

fuck my life

[fickle halo]

i've actually been following an artist on tumblr whose art has that ai look but ik it's drawn bc that shit goes all the way back to 2018, so ig that's what the look comes from

[silver bronze]

🥀

[scarlet cobalt]

Just demolished an entire tombstone pizza

[fickle halo]

light work

[scarlet cobalt]

Tummy ache

[fickle halo]

skill issue

[zinc turret]

okay sorry i might be wrong

[scarlet cobalt]

NO DAMN IT. THATS MY COUSINS

[zinc turret]

yeah sorry for doing that

[fickle halo]

the top of my mouth feels so raw rn

it's lowkey uncomfortable

[zinc turret]

i meant like people see ai so much that even human made things look like ai and vice versa

[scarlet cobalt]

I'm very skinny and eat faster than I digest that's why I have a tummy ache, I hate crunchy food so I don't eat the crusts, and that damn cup isn't mine!

[zinc turret]

waah waah i poopied my pants and i need a nap time

[scarlet cobalt]

I just wanted to eat my pizza 😭💔

[fickle halo]

i take it back, i don't want that friend to see

[vale cliff]

Imagine thinking you’re allowed to do anything on the internet

[zinc turret]

waah waah mom i made an oopsie and i need to find my flushes

[south ivy]

I was bored

[dusk ginkgo]

Can I get a meow in the chat

[south ivy]

Woof

[vale cliff]

Chirp

[zinc turret]

meow

neigh

[dusk ginkgo]

Mrraaoooww!

[zinc turret]

i will be bored

i have been bored

i could be bored

i would've been bored

i should be bored

[fickle halo]

nya

[dusk ginkgo]

Amen

[fickle halo]

Ara ara~

[zinc turret]

mreow

[inner dome]

This server keeps sending me to the ceremonial dagger and I'm scared

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

If you were to make up a myth or common misconception, what would it be ?

Ex: Cracking your knuckles makes your fingers big, coffee will stunt your growth, making a Wierd face will make it stay that way forever.

[zinc turret]

i would like to remove a misconception that phones cause brain cancer

[craggy prairie]

anyone remember this, and ye was right about George Bush

[scarlet cobalt]

How do you get toast out a toaster without burning the skin off your fingers?

[zinc turret]

knife

[inner dome]

Fingers

[proud venture]

use someone else's hand

[inner dome]

Idk just grab the bread

[scarlet cobalt]

Genius. I think I have a few spares laying around

[zinc turret]

use a knife to cut someone's hand off i meant

[scarlet cobalt]

Oh I do dream of doing so

[zinc turret]

okay timmy tough knuckles

[scarlet cobalt]

I'm not trying to be tough 💔

You've never cut yourself and licked some of the blood out the wound before?

[zinc turret]

no

[scarlet cobalt]

Seriously?

[zinc turret]

i only tasted blood when i bleed inside my mouth

[scarlet cobalt]

I cut my arm on a fence once and drank some of the blood. The coppery taste is sweet like candy. I've been too much of a coward to try and recreate the feeling by cutting my arm on purpose to get another taste

[odd topaz]

for now hit the big yellow "exit steam workshop beta" button

[scarlet cobalt]

No I'm actually quite skinny. I guess I've adjusted to the flavor? Idk

[zinc turret]

everyone's blood and taste are different

[scarlet cobalt]

When I said sweet I ment metaphorically. Like the feeling it gives me is sweet like candy not like my blood actually tastes sweet

[granite matrix]

This took a lot of time 🥲

[scarlet cobalt]

What if I extracted a cup, then added sugar? Like some twisted kool-aid

I'm willing to take that risk

[granite matrix]

Wait seriously?

Oh okay

[zinc turret]

you will black out cause too much blood left your body

[scarlet cobalt]

Never said it had to be my own

Not yet atleast 🙃

[granite matrix]

Wait this might be the way to stay home from school

[scarlet cobalt]

Please don't get any ideas. My habits aren't safe 😭🙏

[granite matrix]

I was kidding, but this will be in the back of my mind 😝

[scarlet cobalt]

If it's not a humans than it isn't going inside me. When is the morgue open?

[zinc turret]

if you inject your CLEAN blood back inside your veins it eill probably be fine

[granite matrix]

But I have state testing tmr 😢

[scarlet cobalt]

I got a quiz tomorrow for the math class I'm failing

[granite matrix]

Dang

[scarlet cobalt]

I just got an idea. Imagine drinking the blood out an IV like a fucking juice box

[granite matrix]

If I miss this test I don’t get to take it. It’s mainly just for teachers to see how I do in school

[zinc turret]

okay okay vampire

you are mime not vampire

[scarlet cobalt]

Vampires only drink blood, I like to eat flesh too

[zinc turret]

okay zombie

[scarlet cobalt]

Now thats more like it

[zinc turret]

^

[true vapor]

Some vampire type shit i open my phone to

[zinc turret]

more like skeleton

[scarlet cobalt]

I am pretty skinny. If the shoe fits I guess

[zinc turret]

okay skeleton zombie vampire half demon half angel type beat

[verbal geyser]

throwback to the time my phone thought i was a vampire because i was doing vampire historical research for an oc

[verbal geyser]

similar thing happened with a transfem oc

[zinc turret]

throwback