🃏・off-topic

[harsh axle]

Dawg i have a leach i only do that for her now

Cat dog

[glossy fulcrum]

a leach

like

the bug

[harsh axle]

Sorry i ment collar English aint my first language

[glossy fulcrum]

freaky

[harsh axle]

Leash

[glossy fulcrum]

but you can still woof elsewhere

[harsh axle]

I mean your right but i actually feel like im cheating cause i do it for her idk why tbh

[zinc turret]

that's nowhere close to cheating that's just being cute

you can ask her if you can

[glossy fulcrum]

its not cheating

[harsh axle]

She said its not cheating but i feel icky

[glossy fulcrum]

gruh

[harsh axle]

You know what idc no more

Arf

[glossy fulcrum]

:p

[harsh axle]

IM STILL AT THE BALATRO DC

MY DAYS OH MY DAYS

im crine

[stray badge]

5.4/10 too much red

[glossy fulcrum]

hating for no reason

[stray badge]

bright red makes eyes hurt :(

[devout iron]

this has the colour scheme of chess battle advanced

[hoary verge]

bleh

i'm here

:3

What's that?

Also, I've posted that screenshot and so far nobody has noticed the "Adress me" detail I left in it ;3

No it's not Gacha.

[zinc turret]

1/10 cause my dog died

[hoary verge]

Meany 3:<

It's supposed to be lolz

[stray badge]

it does look cool

[glossy fulcrum]

meow

[glossy fulcrum]

tresh

[hoary verge]

tresh

Nope

not the

"Adress me"

[hoary verge]

yaye

:3

[hoary verge]

Awrrawrrr

[glossy fulcrum]

mrow :3

[zinc turret]

neighhh

[sour cradle]

Oh, say can you seeeeee

I'm murican now

[glossy fulcrum]

yuck

[stray badge]

is this wallpaper considered cool and awesome

[shadow tendon]

do you use windows

[stray badge]

maybe

[shadow tendon]

wait I'm stupid

your name is linuxpenguinn

[foggy wharf]

f

[shadow tendon]

that must mean you use some type of distro

[shadow tendon]

if so what desktop environment do you currently use

[remote seal]

mrrp

[glossy fulcrum]

mroew

[brave sonnet]

мря :з

(this is meowing + purring)

[glossy fulcrum]

prrr

[stray badge]

i use cinnamon

[fathom frigate]

Damn Naninf% off

[foggy wharf]

i think it's saying it's cheaper than infinite

[fathom frigate]

infinity% off? What a steal

[glossy fulcrum]

nan doesnt mean infinite

it means not a number

square root of -1 is nan

doesnt mean its infinite

actually idk if imaginary means not a number

a better example would be inf/inf

logically it would be 1 but theres no way to prove that

[foggy wharf]

yea well infinite isn't a number so there

[glossy fulcrum]

true

infinite is indeed nan

but nan is more than just that

[odd condor]

So they won't give me infinite money if I buy it :(

[sharp viper]

I completely understand ratio culture now.

[foggy wharf]

it feels good doesn't it?

I posted a comment that got 200k likes and i've never felt such a rush

no wonder youtubers do it

[twilit tree]

is that enough jokers?

[warm mountain]

zach hill is the best drummer ever and if you disagree youre wrong!

[fallen bobcat]

hey guys can you recommend me good games for android?

aside from balatro of course

preferably one time purchase

[hollow eagle]

btd6

its amazing

one time purchase

and most the main content is offline

[lofty latch]

Balatro

Or Balatro

But you might like Balatro

[paper monolith]

Cloverpit, kinda like balatro, but instead of poker, it's a slot machine

[regal musk]

this is me (the big wheel)
holding up every single other person on earth

[winged fulcrum]

i got stupid ideas for jokers for my mod

[hollow eagle]

for

[hollow eagle]

its true

[winged fulcrum]

wheel of fortune

cornbread - multiplies money but has a chance of destroying itself

[hollow eagle]

thats just op

no real dwonsides

[winged fulcrum]

multiplies money but amount decreases every round

i mean

that sounds good

i should prob also add another drink joker this update

[covert sage]

will you add me, eustace winner?

[devout iron]

house of leaves

[zinc turret]

he looks familiar

[vale cliff]

Huge lorry

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

You are lost in the forest. It's night and it's dark.

How did you get here ? Where were you trying to go ? What were your goals ? Everything is a hazy, foggy blur.

When suddenly, a flash of brilliant light appears before you. "You should not be here."

"I am Oberon." Declared the downright magical looking man on a unicorn. "Allow me to escort you to my kingdom."

"...Or would you rather, I guide thee towards the trail once more ?"

What do you answer ?

[vale cliff]

I’d rather slay a princess

[foggy wharf]

think he owned an island

[warm python]

uh meow

[foggy wharf]

meow

[vale cliff]

That’s not right

[devout iron]

did the island have a house on it

[foggy wharf]

it feels like its 2am

but its only 10

it has been rainy and dim all day

[hallow mortar]

No, but thanks for the offer. Just guide me back on onto the trail.

[eager turret]

is he also a doctor perchance

[fallen bobcat]

I've seen that one on play store. do you think it's really good?

[vale cliff]

Dandy’s world fetishists genuinely disturb me wth

[zinc turret]

dandy's world fans genuinly disturb me

[vale cliff]

Dandy’s world genuinely disturbs me

[full roost]

i am disturbed

[hollow eagle]

i felt a disturbance

[keen aurora]

Dandy's genuinely disturbs me

[hollow eagle]

how do yall like minecraft

[sharp bay]

Sorry luigi, its lupus

[charred summit]

@foggy lintel

[paper monolith]

Yeah, it's a rougelite, I definitely suggest picking it up on sale if possible.

[storm condor]

Do y'all think I should just buy a new SATA external drive, or buy an M.2 drive and put it in my laptoo

[zinc turret]

i have no idea what is that

anyways hi horse

[storm condor]

Haiiii :D

[storm condor]

Computer storage

[zinc turret]

yeah but i dont know the names

[storm condor]

Can I explain them :3

[zinc turret]

okay

[storm condor]

Typically when talking about different storage types, alot of people talk about hard disk drives and solid state drives. The difference between the two is that hard disk drives have physically moving components, (hard disk having a spinning platter coated in a magnetic material), while an SSD doesnt have that, making it majorly faster, although more expensive to produce and buy. Further into SSDs, are 2.5-3.5 inch sata drives, and m.2 drives. 2.5 inch sata drives are usually cheaper, although bulkier and slower than their m.2 counterparts, while also being a less preferred option when it comes to desktop pc builds. M.2 is considered a general standard for fast file transfers, and gaming. While being small in size, it still allows large storage capacity, outpacing any other drives.

[zinc turret]

okay got it

thanks horse

[vale cliff]

Don’t take this the wrong way

But I wish I was this type of autistic

[storm condor]

No problem :>

[storm condor]

RAHHHHH HOW DARE YOU /j

[zinc turret]

🐎

[storm condor]

🐎

Ooo it's raining

🌧
🐎

[zinc turret]

i love rain

🌧️ 🦌

[storm condor]

It's so calming

Hearing the rain strike my roof sends a sense of euphoria in me

[zinc turret]

mhmm

[storm condor]

So does thunder

Thunderstorms remind me of when I used to play Minecraft with my cousins when I used to live with them

[pearl flume]

Would you press the button ?

You gain a fiercely loyal and loving dragon as a follower and friend

BUT

The government wants them and WILL try to take them from you.

[zinc turret]

no

no benefits for me

[stray badge]

this basically means i have no dragon unless by some miracle it has magical powers

[vale cliff]

👆

I already have a dog and a cat, and they mog

[stray badge]

and dragons having magical powers probably isn't a good thing for society

[fallen bobcat]

it's like 5 euros on mobile, i guess i could pick it up

have any of you tried it there?

[paper monolith]

Again, it's a lot like balatro, but instead of poker, it's a slot machine. There are ways to reach insane numbers like in balatro though

[fallen bobcat]

sorry, i meant if you have played it in your phone or pc

to ask whether it's a good port

[paper monolith]

Oh, I got it on mobile yeah

[fallen bobcat]

is it a 1:1 port?

[paper monolith]

Basically, you just lose out on wasd controls

[fallen bobcat]

and is it good to control?

[fallen bobcat]

ohh awesome!

then i think I'll pretty much buy it thanks

[paper monolith]

Yep

[fallen bobcat]

any other games you could recommend?

[paper monolith]

None that come to mind

[fallen bobcat]

I've been playing dicey dungeons and the legend of bumbo lately

[cloud moth]

why there a dih in my terraria world

[fallen bobcat]

excuse me, how do you have set up the graphics and video of the game?

which resolution and fps specifically?

i don't know if I should leave it by default, what do you recommend?

[paper monolith]

So, look for a small cabinet near the slot machine, it should have a large gear on it, that's your settings

[fallen bobcat]

oh yes yes i know. i was asking for recommendations on the graphics

[paper monolith]

Oh, I left by default for me, it's up to you tbh

[fallen bobcat]

i was focused on whether you think the graphics are seen better being a bit blurry, as they are in auto instead of native

i might change it in the future but it's nice to know from the start

[paper monolith]

Here are my settitgs

[fallen bobcat]

oh yes perfect, thankssss

the visuals are good

[paper monolith]

The charm of them being blurry is what makes it for me, but iirc correctly there's a setting that turns the disoriented charms off

In accessibility

[remote seal]

🤤

[quartz tinsel]

Erm.

[glossy fulcrum]

🤤

[foggy wharf]

in games like Vic or EU, it's simply not fun to play as a morally ethical nation. It's not fun to respect historical cultural lands, it's not fun to abstain from colonialism, and it's not fun to not try to dominate the global market. I think that's simply dead ass what's happening irl. It's not fun to be the president who doesn't do anything, it's not fun to go generations without borders moving and without feuds being ignited. It's really disappointing

[glossy fulcrum]

destroying the world cuz its fun te hee

[foggy wharf]

the most morally ethical i ever am in vic is conquesting my capitalist neighbours, enacting a council republic and forcibly raising the standard of living for my peasants while violently oppressing the bourgeoise and industrial class

[glossy fulcrum]

based

[foggy wharf]

i wish you could do more with the tribal nations. I want to invite them to take a seat in my government and make land agreements

[glossy fulcrum]

ive never played vic

^w^

[quartz tinsel]

As soon as I figure out how to commence Ragnarök, I will end the world, and it will be fun.

[glossy fulcrum]

i will one day achieve godhood and torture a select 5 humans for eternity

[foggy wharf]

that is perfectly rational

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[foggy wharf]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528793773346652160/1122335618932936834/9B20B86A-566B-45D6-AD35-39502F31E824.gif?width=778&height=778

[glossy fulcrum]

me asf (i wish)

[foggy wharf]

pranking ur friend by getting them disowned by their bigot mom :3

[glossy fulcrum]

so real

0/10

[twilit tree]

guys rate my balatro edit

this one better

[glossy fulcrum]

mid

im not really an edit enjoye

r

[twilit tree]

you didn't even see it

[glossy fulcrum]

unless its that invincible wobble shit

[glossy fulcrum]

exactly

[verbal geyser]

10/10 solely for constellation rep

[twilit tree]

thank you

[fickle halo]

why do i recognize this

[verbal geyser]

jokes aside it’s pretty darn good

[twilit tree]

: D

[foggy wharf]

gay

[verbal geyser]

propped corn perhaps

[twilit tree]

i worked for 20 minutes to make this simple edit

@fickle halo wth is your tag?

[glossy fulcrum]

fute

oh brother

[placid jetty]

I'll give it a B it's good in terms of effects but I think the intro part was a bit too long, music was a bit weird but it worked ok

[glossy fulcrum]

its that server

[twilit tree]

i know what is this

[glossy fulcrum]

murder kill murder

[twilit tree]

I KNOW WHAT IS THIS MEANING

[fickle halo]

a gender

[glossy fulcrum]

astolfo so overrated cuh

[verbal geyser]

google on safe search twin

[glossy fulcrum]

people say they love femboys and then its just anime dudes

[twilit tree]

dude i know about that bruh
is girls with that man thing under
(i can't say it)

[verbal geyser]

maybe it’s a dude with bazongas

[fickle halo]

it's neither

they're hermaphrodites, they have both

[glossy fulcrum]

okay but does it have to come from the liking traps isnt gay server

[twilit tree]

okay (i don't really care lets forget about this)

[glossy fulcrum]

if you dont care whyd you ping TwT

[fickle halo]

that is the only server i have with this tag

[twilit tree]

BECAUSE I CAN AUQJEYAJACSJSB

[glossy fulcrum]

theres gotta be other ones

ones that dont spread objectifying ideology

[fickle halo]

i'm sure there are, but i am not in any of them

[glossy fulcrum]

ok

[fickle halo]

i will change it if it breaks server rules

btw i just read your bio

[glossy fulcrum]

idk if it does

i just hate the term trap

[fickle halo]

every time i read that word i giggle inside

bc the swedish word for ham is skinka

[glossy fulcrum]

am i ham

[fickle halo]

meanwhile a subreddit i was once banned on used to have a rule that says femboy is an objectifying term and trap is the proper word

[glossy fulcrum]

oh brother

[fickle halo]

i said femboy and got banned

[glossy fulcrum]

trap literally stems from the idea that femboys dress feminiely to lure men into sexual interactions without knowledge of their real gender

i think anyway

the word femboy is in no way objectifying

its jsut feminine + boy

which is what we are

[fickle halo]

i thought it stems from anime spaces where trap refers to a character who appears female but is revealed later on to be a guy, catching the people who like the character off-guard and having them question their feelings

[glossy fulcrum]

well yeah

i duunno

it does stem from anime spaces but im fairly certain its related to sex in some way

regardless real people arent anime characters

[fickle halo]

i'm neutral on the subject, as i'm attracted to femininity itself so whatever label is attached to the person does not really matter

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe it evolved to mean what i said earlier

idk

[fickle halo]

probably

[glossy fulcrum]

i just dont like it

theres a better word for femboys

use it

[fickle halo]

the internet is prone to appropriate new meanings to old words

[glossy fulcrum]

i also dont really like the belief that liking femboys isnt gay

it is gay, at least if youre a man, and that shouldnt be a problem

[fickle halo]

and honestly i've always felt like femboy and trap are 2 different things based entirely around the intent of their looks

[glossy fulcrum]

i dont think any real guys present that way to be traps

i could be wrong but like

most people just do it cuz it makes them happy

comfortable

confident

like me

[fickle halo]

i mean, there's a reason some sites have a very strict rule about being truthful about your gender, so i have genuine reason to believe atleast some do

[glossy fulcrum]

eeh

if im interpreting sites correctly i think thats a different thing

[fickle halo]

not really

you yourself said it has a sexual connotation

but here it's more for money

[glossy fulcrum]

well

uh

im not really sure what youre saying qwq

[fickle halo]

that's fine

anyways, if you find a more appropriate server with this tag do tell me, i'd be happy to change

[glossy fulcrum]

its probably not a big deal

but i think using server tags kinda reps the server in a way

[fickle halo]

people actually check where a tag is from?

[glossy fulcrum]

i do

[fickle halo]

i mean ig i've done that twice

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe im just chronically on discord

idrk

[fickle halo]

i only really check if i think it's from a game i know

[glossy fulcrum]

why is futa even associated with astolfo

tmk hes just a guy

[fickle halo]

yea, that surprised me too tbh

[glossy fulcrum]

its peculiar

[fickle halo]

i joined the server for the tag and emotes

[glossy fulcrum]

fair

[fickle halo]

and here i am assuming i'll ever get nitro to use said emotes

[covert sage]

Eustace winner

[fickle halo]

number 2

[covert sage]

???

I'm number one obviously! It's literally my name in Japan!

[fickle halo]

nah

number 2

[covert sage]

😥

[fickle halo]

nuh uh

[strong wharf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1458236359708774482/1494137372835582133/attachment.mp4?ex=69e1835d&is=69e031dd&hm=44ce6084ffa8a78e3d5f33e6fd354412addc3c35aed72a9836e703042c614166&

[craggy prairie]

Beef flavored pineapple

[pearl flume]

Please choose a Shaman Armament:

Black Dog- A staff that collects nearby shadows, once sufficiently fueled, it can be used to summon any creature the wielder can imagined, forming it's body from the collected shadow. It has any and all magical or natural features the original beast may have but can be dispelled by great light.

Ramble On- An amulet that can ensnare the immortal spirits of the dead. Up to 10 creatures can be housed at once and when unleashed, directs their anger, violence and hatred towards the wielder's will. Afterwards they may be collected or put to eternal rest. If an enemy is slain by a spirit, their spirit may also be collected.

Stairway to Heaven- A crown that houses a powerful fay. When worn, the wielder is capable of creating clones of themselves from magic and light. These clones are just as capable and strong as the wielder but is easily dispelled with any blow, naturally, they last 1 minute. They can interact with the surroundings or strike as the wielder would.

[outer steppe]

Absolutely insane server to not only be in, but show EVERYBODY youre in

I'll let you cook tho

[zinc turret]

i invited her

[devout iron]

yeah who would ever have a tag that makes you look delusional

and look like you've gone too far into something

[vale cliff]

Post Prototype

🟩

[zinc turret]

who's that

[craggy prairie]

George Bush dosent care about black people- kanye west

[zinc turret]

wha

[sand valley]

i fw this so heavy

[vale cliff]

Real

[vale cliff]

<@&1133519078540185692> scaaaam???

[fickle halo]

i mean

first of all

i am delusional

and secondly, for me it ain't gay

[runic merlin]

man i love linkin park

[fickle halo]

not my favorite but definitely have a couple songs in my playlist

[runic merlin]

which songs

[fickle halo]

do you want the basic bih answer first

[runic merlin]

in the end numb what ive done?

[fickle halo]

breaking the habit

[runic merlin]

oh

thats a nice song

[fickle halo]

and also

new divide

[runic merlin]

good choice as well

love those 2 songs

[zinc turret]

yeah that's still girls

oh wait you're a girl mb

i mean yeah that's

pretty clear

[fickle halo]

:3

[zinc turret]

:3

[fickle halo]

just added numb

[vale cliff]

Faint is cool

[hollow eagle]

destroy my school pls

[lofty latch]

Yo it’s my birthday so if anyone is compelled buy me shit from my wishlist

[brave sonnet]

-# :з

[storm condor]

Twin i need to buy my flash drives

[verbal geyser]

sorry that may have been rude but happy birthday

[ionic skiff]

The mobile ui for photos changed and

[mystic gust]

007

[ionic skiff]

Yeah that’s the goldeneye book I found while I browsed the thrift stores of Corpus with m mom and my twin sister
Fun fact: I once tried playing the game on an emulator and I got lost on the first level; I ended up shooting anything that moved and went to the dam. I never thought about solving the puzzles (which I never knew about). Long story short I failed the mission.
I ended up playing the wii remake on Dolphin
Ran like shit
Granted I had a potato laptop at the time

[mystic gust]

...
Good to know man

[vale cliff]

It’s also my birthday in 8 and a half months, so everyone feel free to get stuff from my wishlist for me

[full roost]

my wishlist is today so feel free to get stuff from my birthday

[vale cliff]

🎂

I stole this from your future birthday for you now

[full roost]

hey, that's me, Balatro Balátrez

and I'm jugando a Balatro

[full roost]

cool thanks

[pearl flume]

Please rank the following topic 1-5, with 1 being the best. Today's topic is: Trap Monsters

Mimic

Gelatinous Cube

Living Armor

Animated Vines/Treant

Cursed Sword/Equipment

[foggy wharf]

everything I've been worried about is completely valid and the kids ARE in danger
https://youtu.be/mx49emntl0U

[quartz tinsel]

Who's going to read my books?

Not that kids should be reading what I write.

[tribal knoll]

While i doubt Phones are doing anything good about the situation; I cant help but feel education cuts aint helping either...

[foggy wharf]

if you'll abide by my wokeness for a second, i believe it's all intentional, the government keeps certain area codes below the poverty line so education is difficuilt to attain and there's an easily controllable group of people who will work for pennies while they produce million in value

red lining, redistricting, gerry mandering

it all hurts kids

[tribal knoll]

I mean I get that as well; but I can't help but feel that will eventually backfire in said government face.

[foggy wharf]

it's been backfiring

trump is doing irreperable damage to the american empire

those easily controlled low education masses? They're starting to wake up to the genuine evil that trump is

its a bit unreal how every generation had brain eating chemicals that could have been avoided with proper regulation

cigarettes, lead, micro plastics

the ancient romans didn't drink out of lead pots because they knew the danger, but post war america was like "Lets make our water pipes out of lead! And put it in the paint! And put it in the gas so it's breathable too!"

[inner dome]

The mention of Trump reminded me of this

[gritty nest]

@verbal geyser

[verbal geyser]

“and bumblebee” ahh beef boss

[gritty nest]

yeah basically i don’t know why he’s here

[gritty nest]

@verbal geyser first failed friendship

[quartz tinsel]

Jarvis, get me out of here.

[inner dome]

Never

You're trapped here

[tame juniper]

Danganronpa reference 🔥

[inner dome]

I just got all 4 games
I'm scared

[tame juniper]

I need to try UDG

V3 > 2 > THH imo

But play in the order THH, 2, V3

[quartz tinsel]

Kokichi's awesome.

[tame juniper]

Miu has to be my favorite character

Nice tag. Fellow man of culture spotted

[covert sage]

never played danganropa

[foggy wharf]

play it in order you're gonna have a great time

[inner dome]

I spent 80 dollars I hope I enjoy it-

[foggy wharf]

yowza

im doing this for you

i've never actually played them before

[foggy wharf]

all 4 of them, 20 bucks a pop, the campaigns are about as long, I'm sure if you like the detective gameplay you'll have a good time

[inner dome]

Lies

Only one is 20

[foggy wharf]

you got them all for 80 so i did quick maffs

[inner dome]

It's 15 15 and 30

Stupih

[foggy wharf]

chud ass

[knotty ingot]

https://youtu.be/Bs8vLmo7Rsc?si=Px_YlVvLSNn7RLt2

[weary bramble]

I got warned for sending a meme on a server accidentally

So amma send it here

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

would you ever wanna be rocking that x-com ufo defense (1996)/Guile street fighter hair?

[hollow eagle]

chat give me a quick redstone build to build

im a begginner at reds

[dense vortex]

make the sheep thing

bye

[hollow eagle]

done

[peak fractal]

Its fun

https://youtu.be/RFcdnOZe1bw?si=dEbxYYPjn2JC-3hn heres a synthV cover i made for a song i like

[foggy wharf]

I've gotten 5 random friend requests like this today, how hard is it for people to not accept friend requests from people you dont share a server with or a friend with

let alone they don't even message first

[tired oracle]

"I friend requested every account sequentially until I got to yours!"

[tribal knoll]

Yes.

[covert sage]

it's hard, probably because I'm so desperate for friends

[foggy wharf]

they're obviously bots 😭

no one is gonna cold call you a friend request

atleast verify there's a mutual server 😭

i am distressed at the state of the youth

[covert sage]

not even bots are friend requesting me bro 😭

[devout iron]

for some reason people i have mutual servers with have a disclaimer saying "you have no mutual servers with this person"

[gray harness]

At least y'all aren't like a friend of mine who got hacked, and in the same day they got their account back, they got hacked again

[covert sage]

sad

[pearl saddle]

why i eat

[foggy wharf]

what am i supposed to do

[lucid isle]

Perish

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

What fairy tale do you wish were true ?

Ex: Witches flying on broomsticks, giant krakens in the ocean, whatever the Headless Horseman does.

[devout iron]

you're fried

[lucid isle]

Cthulhu

[foggy wharf]

i thought this game would have more investigating and thinking

and less RNG map making

like its fun

but omg

[devout iron]

bad omen - abdomen, rarest - arrest, option - potion, nuclear- unclear

[devout iron]

i quit because too much cryptonoia

[foggy wharf]

wat

[devout iron]

too much lore everywhere

[lucid isle]

I've completed it (aside from challenge achievements)

[foggy wharf]

I am simply aware of the paintings and their word play

but i don't understand their signifigance

[vale cliff]

I don’t think any of the examples are fairy tales tbh

Maybe witches on broomsticks

[devout iron]

portals hidden in mountains

[vale cliff]

But all of these are just fragments of stories rather than fairy tales that actually came to life

[foggy wharf]

i got a prompt for you
would you rather; raise the age of consent by 10, or lower it by 2?

[vale cliff]

Raise tbh

[foggy wharf]

well you weren't supposed to give him the answer

tbh 18 is already too low to just release them to the wild like "Go marry the man that groomed you since you were 12"

idk what the age of consent should be but 18 is too low

[vale cliff]

*her

[foggy wharf]

erm, ackshually their pronouns are

[vale cliff]

And just because I have an answer doesn’t mean it’s objectively right or that she’ll share my reasoning

[foggy wharf]

it is a 16 y/o age of consent is crazy

and get this, in canada it's ALREADY 16

so lowering it would make it 14 🤢

[pearl flume]

neither. Create a program that lets you learn by simply downloading all information into your mind

[vale cliff]

…

[pearl flume]

teach all children about sex and it's dangers the moment they hit school

[foggy wharf]

unfortunately you have to

pick one

[vale cliff]

I’m confused if you know what the prompt is about

[pearl flume]

then i suppose raise it because the only thing more annoying then children

[foggy wharf]

it's like pick one or the sun explodes and you get uploaded to the matrix for eternal torture

[pearl flume]

are edgy children

the H word is banned here

i keep forgetting that

[foggy wharf]

which one

[pearl flume]

rhinosaurus

[foggy wharf]

hen tie was a weird one

[vale cliff]

Like the things bulls have on their head?

Yeah

[zinc turret]

the world horse is not banned here i think

[pearl flume]

Humonculous

[vale cliff]

Yes, it is

[devout iron]

hess

[vale cliff]

H*rse

See

The liberals are censoring me

I physically can’t say it

[zinc turret]

horse

🐎

[foggy wharf]

it's not as bad as the chesscord

[zinc turret]

🐴

[devout iron]

woo canada

[devout iron]

i prefer hesscord

[foggy wharf]

i was trying to explain dogwhistles because someone had 88 in their username, and the words Nazi, and fascist are banned

[zinc turret]

not as bad as roblox censoring

[foggy wharf]

true, banning 'gay' is wild

lowkey gay erasure

making them taboo to even mention or claim

[zinc turret]

banning "how are you" is a little bit too much

[pearl flume]

here's one for you, Trash

[verbal geyser]

people usually use it as an insult which is probably why it was banned but i agree that was NOT the play

[pearl flume]

Would you rather learn polymorph

or

Learn elemental magic

[foggy wharf]

need to kill time til 9pm

10pm*

[pearl flume]

Go do the dartboard

[foggy wharf]

polymorph

[vale cliff]

Elemental magic

[verbal geyser]

trans vs wizard

[foggy wharf]

look at footsteps :c

[vale cliff]

-# even though no one asked me

[verbal geyser]

and polymorph even though no one asked me

[foggy wharf]

i would transform into jeff bezos, make my way to his penthouse in Amazon HQ, (just brute force my way in saying "I will kill you" if anyone tries to stop me), and then detonate a homemade nuclear device, maybe maybe not esaping the blast myself

[vale cliff]

Transmuters are still wizards, actually☝️🤓

[pearl flume]

Just turn into a reinforce tungsten cube, 5head

[vale cliff]

And not all wizards use elemental magic

[foggy wharf]

truuuu

[verbal geyser]

trans wizard vs trad wizard

[foggy wharf]

i dont need to be organic

[vale cliff]

It’s mostly, I think, evokers

[foggy wharf]

hell i could transform INTO the explosion

[pearl flume]

btw

[verbal geyser]

would transforming into an explosion kill you 🤔

[vale cliff]

Ye

[verbal geyser]

or would it just scatter your molecules

[foggy wharf]

i'll just become dust, float away, then reform somewhere else, like some nanobot cloud

[pearl flume]

reminder: Witches are people specializing in curses and potions
Wizards are people specializing in magic and enchantments

[devout iron]

i was an alchemist

[pearl flume]

they are not gendered terms

they're jobs

[foggy wharf]

witches dabble in enchantments

[devout iron]

then i became an anchorite

[verbal geyser]

in which case you would be able to control each molecule individually or would it be like a hive mind situation

[zinc turret]

an explosion is just a really strong force

[vale cliff]

This sounds like more of a headcanon

[pearl flume]

gas expansion

[devout iron]

then i realized that would be too obvious so i became a ruminant

[pearl flume]

explain

[vale cliff]

Both can do whatever regarding magic

[zinc turret]

yeah which results an explosion

[pearl flume]

like fuck they can

Witches do not have access to resources and information like a wizard does

[verbal geyser]

it’s just like how doctors and nurses aren’t gendered roles even though most assume male doctors and female nurses

[pearl flume]

and they don't practice the same arts

meanwhile wizards don't dabble NEARLY as much in curses and potioncraft

[foggy wharf]

my household used to have Witches 101 (?) on all the time, and in it there are gendered roles, women are witches, men are warlocks. While watching the show i always hated envisioning myself as a warlock cause witches had the way cooler exclusive clubs and of course we WATCHED the witches so i wanted to be one, instead of the typically antagonistic warlocks.

[verbal geyser]

if i transformed into a lego set could i control each brick 🤔

[foggy wharf]

whoda thunk

[pearl flume]

Warlock is something completely different

that involves demonic crap

[foggy wharf]

technically according to some witches practice demon worship

they risk their souls to perform their dark arts

[vale cliff]

Warlocks can also be considered male witches

[foggy wharf]

i like witch as a gender neutral term, but I've also changed teams like so many times

[pearl flume]

Witches don't make pacts with demons but may call upon them for specific incantations or experiments

[vale cliff]

Under that definition, warlocks can derive their powers from nature, fey, spirits, etc

[pearl flume]

Warlocks by definition

[verbal geyser]

i thought was like a mallard/drake/hen situation where wizard was the name encompassing both, warlock was male, and witch was female

[pearl flume]

are bound by pack to atleast A demon

their powers COMES from dark magic and influence of demonic powers

[foggy wharf]

are we going D&D lore or folk lore

[verbal geyser]

personal theory

[foggy wharf]

cause im going by like, the catholic church

lmao

they use all these terms too

they're giga nerds

[pearl flume]

Well the church also counts rock music as demonic rituals

[foggy wharf]

look up the secret catholic archives

[verbal geyser]

they hung men for witchcraft didn’t they

so witches can be men

[foggy wharf]

no no no no no im not talking random wasp bullshit

[pearl flume]

Wasp bullshit ?????

[vale cliff]

A little bit of this, a little bit of that, plus whatever shit suits your current view ig

[foggy wharf]

the catholic church has secret books on how to perform demon rituals, necromancy, soul trapping. They have books of demons true names and forbidden jesus lore

[vale cliff]

I wanna be Catholic Christian now

That’s so metal

[foggy wharf]

im not talking schizophrenic wine moms who think D&D will summon pazuzu

this is a whole other level of schizophrenia lmao

like the type of level where because so many people believe it it might become real levels

[pearl flume]

5g towers causes autism

stuff

[foggy wharf]

not evennnnn

this is so much more advanced and developed

ANCIENT tomes of dark magic

the type of shit catholic monks would practice, get told to stop practicing, and continue practicing in secret

thousands of years old magic books

please look up the catholic secret library

[pearl flume]

I've had enough

of ruling class/ governing class secrecy

I invoke upon Alexandria, Goddess of Knowledge

let ALL knowledge be known

and let secrecy be destroyed

[vale cliff]

Wait, isn’t Alexandria a place/library?

When did she become sentient?

[pearl flume]

Yes, the great Library of Alexandria

[verbal geyser]

library was named after goddess if i remember right

[vale cliff]

Pretty sure the library was named after the place it was built

[foggy wharf]

Alexandria is a place and there was a pretty good library there

yes

[verbal geyser]

well technically the name alexandria comes from the goddess hera somehow

alexandra (later alexandria) meant something along the lines of “to save the warriors”

[foggy wharf]

she alex on my andria til im burnt down

[verbal geyser]

which was another (albeit VERY uncommon name for hera)

[pearl flume]

There's Alexandria the Burning Goddess ? A living manifestation of the fires that ingulfed the great library, eating all it's knowledge and gaining sapience

now it wishes to burn all knowledge

until mankind is forgotten to ash

[foggy wharf]

yall watch religion for breakfast?

[verbal geyser]

however, there is little correlation with hera and knowledge famously, athena would’ve fit that role more snugly

[foggy wharf]

pretty good anthropology channel

[pearl flume]

y'all watch Overly Sarcastic Productions ?

[foggy wharf]

https://youtu.be/y9IF4vE9UGE

[vale cliff]

I’ve seen her thumbnails

[foggy wharf]

her?

[vale cliff]

Um

[vale cliff]

This btw

[foggy wharf]

oh lmao

wait they transitioned?

[vale cliff]

Idk

I didn’t watch them

[foggy wharf]

oh wait

wrong channel

[vale cliff]

I thought they were a girl

[foggy wharf]

i was thinking about this guy lmao https://www.youtube.com/@IHE

i thought he left for 2 years and came back a girl

15 minutes letsgo

[vale cliff]

Oh, I used to watch him too

He’s funny

[foggy wharf]

yea i think i just kinda

moved on

[ionic skiff]

I’ve been trying to use the same controls as Ultrakill Speedrunner Kolta

[foggy wharf]

I love her

[devout iron]

say that again

[foggy wharf]

wut

[devout iron]

who'd've what now

[foggy wharf]

who would have thunk?

[devout iron]

-#

[fossil gale]

I suddenly remembered that I can just do this

[vale cliff]

Hand

[keen aurora]

5 fingers

[ionic skiff]

What if I showed you Speedoru’s Ace Attorney animation

[vale cliff]

YOGURT

😋 😋 😋

[true vapor]

Brother why is your yogurt watery 😭

[zinc turret]

yo: gurt

[true vapor]

cardboard spoon goes hard though icl

[vale cliff]

Idk but it was free

[keen aurora]

are you british by any chance

[zinc turret]

yeah makes sense

[vale cliff]

We got colonised by them some time ago

But no

[true vapor]

could be anywhere lowk

[vale cliff]

Oh

It’s so sour and squishy

[true vapor]

he made a statement

🙏

[stray badge]

why is there small pieces of poop and marshmallows in your yogurt

[true vapor]

those are walnuts right

[vale cliff]

I think it’s cereal

[true vapor]

Cards are pretty cool lowk

[true vapor]

You think 💀

[keen aurora]

now get the editions and enhancements

also the seals

[true vapor]

We fw the collection or nah?

[keen aurora]

have u beat gold stake on every of them yet

[true vapor]

Nah im on blue still ✌️

Gonna make it to gold stake one day

[keen aurora]

good luck, lad

way to go

[vale cliff]

What would they do if they were in balatro?

[keen aurora]

death

[pearl flume]

It's boggling to me how there are people born after Portal 1

[marsh magnet]

Anyone playing tomodachi life and have balatro themed miis/ food?

I created jimbo for my island

[glossy fulcrum]

i have a blueprint in my miitopia run

:3

and pareidolia in another

[fickle halo]

there's a card deck printed with a pic of mars, snickers and twix bars, do you have that yet?

[quartz tinsel]

What if jokers were Cards Against Humanity prompts and the playing cards were answers?

[pearl flume]

If you are reading this. Straighten your back, you shrimp.

[storm condor]

im laying down

perfect straight

[zinc turret]

how did a horse manage to do that

[ionic skiff]

I’m trying to find that one ytp of the king of the hill episode where Bill and Boomhauer deep fry stuff and Dale succumbs to bee stings

[storm condor]

what the fuck was that image

[zinc turret]

wha

didnt see that

[ionic skiff]

This giant made an appearance so scary even Murdoc was afraid

[true vapor]

Nah but my friend has this

[quartz tinsel]

Why?

[tender laurel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/whAOxaAQruU?si=HzGZnzF3X3fqMxfV

I’m not sure how this works

[fickle halo]

then get one

anyways

coleslaw is western kimchi

[vale cliff]

Ew

No

Don’t let me catch you saying that again

[fickle halo]

coleslaw is western kimchi

[vale cliff]

🤬🤬🤬

FUCK YOU!!!!!

[fickle halo]

not my type

thx for the offer tho

[pearl flume]

Please choose 2 verbs before clicking the black bar.

||"You who (Verb) it, (verb) it"

What did you just say ?||

[bronze goblet]

kill, murder

[quartz tinsel]

I'm killing it at best.

[quartz tinsel]

I'm told to read more to practice discipline, but find that I can't bring myself to read.

[true vapor]

dont compare kimchi to that bullshi 🙏

[magic raven]

Kimchi is closer to sauerkraut than coleslaw

[mystic dagger]

It goes:

1. Sauerkraut
2. kimchi
3. coleslaw

Sry I don’t make the rules

[foggy wharf]

when i tried kimchi i was disappointed because it really was just spicy sauerkraut

it felt far too european for my tastes

[foggy wharf]

tbh tho kimchi is still on top

[mystic dagger]

Kimchi felt European???? 😭

Rahhh that’s mad lol

[foggy wharf]

it's pickled cabbage

ya

[mystic dagger]

It’s not lol

[foggy wharf]

germans would be like "Mein gott, zis picklen cabbatraut ist so spicy!"

[mystic dagger]

It’s fermented cabbage

Fermentation ≠ pickling

Same with sauerkraut 🤣

[foggy wharf]

my point was that kimchi didn't exactly strike me as particualrly unique

[mystic dagger]

Dang. Tough crowd.

[foggy wharf]

i mean it's a funfact, i thought it was pickled cabbage

not fermented

[mystic dagger]

I’m just particularly an enjoyer of those kind of flavors

Check out these pickles my buddy and I made the other day

[foggy wharf]

surely you must agree kimchi would not be out of place in a german restaurant flavour profile wise

[foggy wharf]

also thats pretty cool here's hoping you don't get botulism

[mystic dagger]

Kimchi on a bratwurst would go insanely hard

[mystic dagger]

That’s really hard to do lol. Don’t be scared 😆

You let them pickle for 10 days and you want to eat them within like two weeks you’re super chillin in that time frame

At the rate we eat them they won’t be around that long lol

[foggy wharf]

did you know honey is also a method of preserving dried foods

just dunk that shit

not meat tho

[mystic dagger]

Honey meat 🤣

Could be delicious tho

[foggy wharf]

meat is like, alive, and can't preserve that way

[verbal geyser]

honey bbq 🤤

[foggy wharf]

<@&1133519078540185692> why can't we post gifs

if we can post images and videos

i have funny gifs i wanna use :c

[vagrant forge]

ts did NOT need mods pinged bro 🫩

[foggy wharf]

IM DISTRESSED

[vagrant forge]

they were disallowed because people kept spamming them

and oftentimes inappropriate gifs

[foggy wharf]

i can spam images and videos and inappropriate ones regardless

like if i wanted to

not that i do

is thuink canadian?

as a fellow canadian, i feel like i have at least a little say in how the server is run

🙂‍↕️

[verbal geyser]

i mean america is close enough to canada

so i also should have a say

[rigid crag]

not how things like this work

trump's cousin doesnt have a say in america's politics

[fickle halo]

i will do whatever i want

i like both

get on my level

[bronze goblet]

do you guys like orange sport

[foggy wharf]

food hand comes down holding something

assume its food

it's not

[lunar barn]

Its hissing, not just trying to eay

Clear difference

[covert sage]

not canadian but like my sister in law's brother in law is so technically i have canadian family members

[foggy wharf]

i dont think thats how it works?

[foggy wharf]

and shit didn't realize you were a snake my bad

didn't mean to offende

[lunar barn]

Common mistake, don't sweat it

[true island]

Hey gang, how's it going

[foggy wharf]

blue prince got me feeling schizophrenic

i 1: hate the RNG is the room drawing and 2: am confused

i feel stupid

like i need help wiping my ass stupid

[rigid crag]

i swear some animals hate markiplier

and only markiplier

why do animals hate markiplier

[carmine zinc]

Heres me playing the drums and fucking it up

[scenic imp]

Where's the flying chair

[carmine zinc]

Didnt include it cuz im upset

[true vapor]

I need to get into drums bro mallet precussion makes me feel like a chud

Classically trained as a kid->fell off and did jazz -> no more lessons self teach

Is this the method?

[ionic skiff]

Kimchi is too smelly for me
Yet it tastes good for me

[ionic skiff]

I considered getting into music theory
I know keys and songs but not a lot about reading a sheet or time signatures
And as for the major and minor I don’t know if they’re just pitches or octaves

[hallow mortar]

For major and minor keys, simply put, thats when you play around with pitches

[ionic skiff]

So they ARE pitches

[hallow mortar]

Yea

[ionic skiff]

My twin sister and I plan on getting this game for our birthday
I'm gonna name my island Plastic Beach or Buttcrack Island

[covert sage]

I'm 100% percent going to legally get the new tomadachi game, which websites should I avoid that would give me an illegal version

[hallow mortar]

Maybe avoid nswpedia .com

[covert sage]

thank you

[hallow mortar]

You're welcome.

[icy halo]

part 1 of sneaking naneinf into my youtube comments
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0dRVonJ8rDs

[ionic skiff]

Tomorrow will mark 15 years of portal 2

[icy halo]

oh huge

[ionic skiff]

And I found that one KOTH YTP

[hallow mortar]

Oh cool! And, this is just a guess, they may offer it for free on Steam. Cause they did that for Half Life and Half Life 2 before.

[ionic skiff]

How do you adjust the mouse to 2.4 sensitivity and 1.2 acceleration

[hallow mortar]

Check settings in the game. But not every game would allow for changing acceleration

[ionic skiff]

I mean like it doesn't show the value numbers

[hallow mortar]

Oh, idk

[ionic skiff]

I hope to hell that Valve does some Anniversary Update and give it some new FOV adjuster among other things

[craggy prairie]

where to buy yeezys, also day 21 of cutting table in half

[pearl flume]

Please choose a fantasy creature before clicking the black bar.

||A radioactive one bit you! What powers do you gain ?||

[ionic skiff]

Turn into a lobster

[untold drum]

Huh…

Neat

[vale cliff]

I like to imagine this isn’t in response to the prompt and just a straight up command

[ionic skiff]

This isn’t a command

This is what would happen if I were bit by a radioactive ||lobster||

that or I would contract the kind of cancer that you don’t get better from

[vale cliff]

I’m guessing that blank is great white shark

Dangit

Wait, neither of those are fantasy creatures lol

[verbal geyser]

erm if anything radioactive bites you you’d just die ☝️

||anyways what power would a griffin give||

[vale cliff]

||Manticore|| for me

First one that popped into my head

[devout iron]

six dollar srimp special

[vale cliff]

||Radioactive CBA||

[verbal geyser]

kinda the same thing jus a lion hybrid and a different animal

||i’d assume you’d get a scoripion tail, i’d probably fly or something||

[devout iron]

hi

[inner dome]

Guys what do you think of my favorite pokemon list

[verbal geyser]

genuinely fire picks i can’t lie

breloom lapras and mawile are some of favorites oat so i’m glad they were picked in any capacity

golisopod and rotom are elite as well

a little sad at the lack of mini or representation but hey it’s your list not mine

genuine 9/10

[inner dome]

Sableye my goaattttt

[glossy fulcrum]

i just locked in so hard

whole semester project done from 0 in the span of an hour and a half

im so fried buh

[teal wagon]

and then straight to roblox

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah

[foggy wharf]

just make sure to double check your work tomorrow with fresh eyes

[glossy fulcrum]

its already in

[foggy wharf]

:o

welp

[glossy fulcrum]

i had to

[foggy wharf]

🤞🏻

[glossy fulcrum]

before midnight

yes

fingers crossed

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

would ya ever go into the wagie booth?

[storm condor]

The hell's a wagie booth

[zinc turret]

hi horse

[dusty lynx]

look up amazon wagie booth and you will know

[storm condor]

Haiiiiiii

[storm condor]

Oh is it like a silent asf box

[dusty lynx]

yup

[storm condor]

I'd definitely go in one then

[dusty lynx]

okey

[full roost]

hey guys any of y'all fw debussy

[edgy pike]

Hi

Ok time to fade back into the void

[storm condor]

W composer

[full roost]

truly

lately I can't stop listening to his arabesques

[stoic anvil]

Hi guys i am quite unsure where to ask and thats why I am doing it here. I have never used Reddit in my life and now joined the R/Balatro thingy. I am fresh on this server aswell as Reddit (as i allready said). I kinda feel bad instantly self promoting and wanted to ask if that could cause me problems. I posted into the self promo section on this server which seemed reasonable, but on Reddit no one is posting self promo in there. My Video is in German so I am unsure to post it there since everything is in english. Obv it would also be my first post which is kinda weird... I have no Idea how to contact a mod on reddit i guess the age is starting to get to me. Excuse my english and the possibly obvious question. pls send help

[keen aurora]

hope everyone had a great day

anyways here's timmy the mosquito

[fickle halo]

i'm eating kimchi pizza

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Be able to perfectly replay any song you've ever heard in your head

Or

Be able to perfectly rewatch any movie or episode of any show in your head

[rugged bison]

perfectly rewatch movies in my head cus I can waste time better

[hallow mortar]

Perfectly rewatch any movie or episode

[fiery marten]

A Bloons roguelike? That looks like similar play style to Vampire Survivor

[ionic skiff]

THERE I AM GARY THERE I AM

[verbal geyser]

BRO WHAT DOES IDK MEAN 😢

NO ONE IS TELLING ME

[zinc turret]

i don't know man

😔

[hoary verge]

I made this

[fiery grotto]

Victory!... on Round 6

[prisma wraith]

Create aeronautics released today

[devout iron]

music

so i can constantly have a soundtrack

[quartz tinsel]

I need an adult.

Who can beta read.

[foggy wharf]

hormones? I sure hope they do!

[covert sage]

gave me 12 viruses

[river fulcrum]

No way lmao

I'm literally a mii. What's your excuse?

I just made this lol

#notmyjimbo

[quaint solar]

👀

[plush compass]

https://doom.p2r3.com/wwwdddddwwaaaawwwddddwaewwwqddddddddddddqqddwaaaawwdddddwdddwi.webp

welp, that's enough doom for today

[toxic badger]

it begins

[verbal geyser]

they better kiss

[toxic badger]

That’s the goal

[buoyant drift]

Thank you Gemini

[toxic badger]

They’ve already reached Great Friends

[toxic badger]

guess what

@verbal geyser they're growing ever closer to kissing

[verbal geyser]

“is this the sort of love that begins with a balatro?” 🗣️ 🔥

[toxic badger]

fire writing

all that's left is for Even Steven to eventually confess and they'll be smooching

[velvet crater]

I need the brainstorming NPC in the best possible quality; it's for printing and is a birthday present for a friend.

[mighty adder]

they are done!!

pretty happy on how they both ended up turned out to be honestly

turns out they are both outgoing.... this is a match made in heaven

[ionic skiff]

I named my island Cracker Island
The crappy framerate drove me away

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

You pissed off a neighbor who moved in next to you, turns out, they're a witch!

You woke up to find out you've been shrunken! To the size of a caterpillar!

The spell will wear off in 1 week and the witch already flew away!

What will you do ?

[ionic skiff]

Let it blow over and turn into a butterfly

[vale cliff]

You’re still human tho

[devout iron]

give up

[light pebble]

rate my snack

[verbal geyser]

dawg i’m gonna be so honest i gotta know what the hell this is before i can rate it

[loud herald]

lemme eat itttt

[toxic badger]

Concerned/10

[light pebble]

this is snack

[verbal geyser]

bro eating peach jello and a block of cocaine

[light pebble]

kinda

[toxic badger]

Is that frosting, or is it a powder

[light pebble]

dulce de batata (idk how the fuck to translate it to english) and a giant brick of cream cheese

dulce de bata≈sweet potato jelly

[verbal geyser]

holy shit i was gonna make a cream cheese joke just now

sweet potato jelly interesting

[light pebble]

LMAO

[toxic badger]

ohhh sweet potato jelly

[light pebble]

not exactly sweet potato jelly

but kinda

[toxic badger]

The monolith of cream cheese in the background

[verbal geyser]

i’m personally not a fan of sweet potato nor do i know how that would taste with cream cheese but i like where your heads at and id def try

[light pebble]

taste really good actually

its bittersweet

[tame juniper]

Aldi sells a praline-topped sweet potato casserole. Shit is goated

[ionic skiff]

What do you mean
I was turned into a caterpillar in this scenario

[storm condor]

i can't stop seeing fucking Hakita

[ionic skiff]

My left pinky finger feels like it has a blister on where the nerve is
It hurts like hell
Thank you ultrakill

[storm condor]

how do you managed to hurt yourself playing the most calming and soft game of all time

[zinc turret]

hi horse

[storm condor]

haiii

[remote edge]

hello horse i shall call you burger

[devout iron]

burger?

did he just say his last name

[prime obsidian]

strongbab.com.org.gov

[vale cliff]

Read it again bro

[ionic skiff]

oh

so I was shunken