🃏・off-topic

[mild oak]

i'm a spades glazer

[storm bay]

Colour

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Dam

[mild oak]

but i also like the color for diamonds

it fits my pfp better

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I'm a diamond

[mild oak]

born to be a spade, forced to be a diamond

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Surfboard guitar

[mild oak]

yup

masayoshi takanaka

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I have a guitar

[unborn edge]

Shovels, jewles, bats or anatomy as the top suit?

[mild oak]

i have a harmonica

[unborn edge]

Me too

[storm bay]

I can show U rn

It's like 2k or something

[mild oak]

i dont have my piano anymore

not since i moved out

[storm bay]

My grandad guitar he used in his old band

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Btw do U know a Irish band from the 1970s called lemon soul

[mild oak]

nope

[storm bay]

My granda was in it

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Awww

HOW TF DOES NOBODY KNOW THAT BAND

The only piece that proves it's exestance is my grandas old guitar

And Lego shelf

Bad pic mb

I'm bac in bed alrd so I'll give a better pic themarra

And yes that is a jar of hot wheels

[foggy wharf]

stop posting yourself, stop posting your room

this is wtf i mean practice basic internet safety

for the love of god there could be anyone in here

<@&1133519078540185692> tell him why it's dangerous

[zinc turret]

yeah that's like a big ass server

smaller servers with people you know sure but not here

[foggy wharf]

post

less

[mild oak]

what if i post images of my old room and that house is inhabited by people i want dead

i've since moved from that house

[winged fulcrum]

halfway done with the mineral cards (6/12)

[storm bay]

My fault that's tru

[foggy wharf]

left looks like a d-- d---

[storm bay]

I should stop I'm being very stupid

[winged fulcrum]

you're genuinely just seein shit

[storm bay]

I must fix my stupid ass actions

[foggy wharf]

😭

[storm bay]

Hey now we have a similarity

[storm bay]

U see I understand but like it's hard to keep shit sinked into my brain

[foggy wharf]

bro just

you can be silly

just stay safe

[storm bay]

I like can't do that

[storm bay]

I'm being deadass

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Ik like I want to share my Lego shelf but like fucking edp uncle could be here or some shit

Why do pedos be pedos

Because they're bitch asses with no game gotta go after children so then I can't show ppl my Lego shelf even tho I wanna

Because of safety

Wtf are they gonna do with a Lego shelf anyway

[foggy wharf]

its that you're indicating you're a child who's very open and eager to share

you're being a soft target

[storm bay]

No I just like fucking lego

And I'm just wondering why tf pedos even exist

Like who was the first pedo

[storm bay]

Earl Bradley

Appt

Apparently*

[winged fulcrum]

question how many jokers should my mod's first version have

[zinc turret]

it is 6am

[storm bay]

For U it might be

For me it is not

[zinc turret]

obviously

[storm bay]

Not that obvious

[zinc turret]

no it is

[storm bay]

Oh ok

Well I have a sleep schedule too fix

So I'm beating the sac

Wait

I should rephrase that

[storm bay]

Ima hit the hay

Good enough

Good night ppl

[storm bay]

Another thing in glad I start talking in this server instead of just being in it because theses convos we regularly have a very fun

First female I talked to multiple times willingly btw agnes

[mild oak]

balatro pedophile incident goes crazy

[storm bay]

Dam

[mild oak]

can't wait for the moistcritikal video on this

[storm bay]

I'm I reading that rite

I'm like dozing off rn

Half awake so idk

[mild oak]

go sleep

[storm bay]

WHY DO USE ALL WANT ME TO SLEEP WTF

[mild oak]

because you just said you can barely even read the messages i'm sending

go to sleep

[storm bay]

Vro

[mild oak]

it shouldn't be difficult to read

[storm bay]

I'm not wearing my glasses

[zinc turret]

don't you wanna fix uour sleep schedule

[glossy fulcrum]

miauw

[storm bay]

Whit

[zinc turret]

meow

[storm bay]

Themarra

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Yo

[glossy fulcrum]

maow

[storm bay]

Wat

[zinc turret]

neigh

[storm bay]

Vro I Thot that said neighbour

[glossy fulcrum]

mrow

[zinc turret]

wrong spelled words actually piss me off so much

[zinc turret]

that's a sound a horse makes

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R U trying to make me do it or somtin

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OK JESUS ILL JUST DIE THEN

[zinc turret]

ok

[glossy fulcrum]

do wat

[storm bay]

Sleep

[glossy fulcrum]

i just be meowing

like a cat does

meow

[storm bay]

Why

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I Thot U were trying to get me to sleep aswell

[glossy fulcrum]

tf you mean why

why not

[storm bay]

Oh ok

[glossy fulcrum]

is there aproblem with my meow

ing

[storm bay]

No??

I mean I love cats

So like

[zinc turret]

"thot" also has a different meaning i think

[glossy fulcrum]

nyan

[zinc turret]

nya

[storm bay]

I forgot the the meaning

Tbn

I Thot the n was h

[zinc turret]

it's thought idk how to spell it autocorrect does it for me

[storm bay]

Wtf I'm fried

[storm bay]

Oh

My autocorrect made me call myself dickhead almost

Now I'm like 6/10 asleep

Should I sleep

I could stay up all night again and talk to U guys gals and others in between

Hhhhhmm??? 🤔🤔

Idk use make decision cause idc bout the outcome both R fine to me

Nvm I'm choosing sleep

[glossy fulcrum]

mow

[storm bay]

Local Irish boy goes missing after posting picture of his guitar in the popular video game balatro discord server

[storm bay]

Mo

And srimky

[glossy fulcrum]

purr

wasup

[storm bay]

I forgot

[storm bay]

That just fucking hit me with confusion

I don't know why

I forgot everything

Nvm I remember I've been sleeping on nullscape

I started playing it 2 days ago again

Very fun

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

it good

[storm bay]

Im

Ik*

[glossy fulcrum]

i just be a cat yk

[storm bay]

Idk

I forgot

Fuck sleeping vro

I'm talking to a catboy

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[storm bay]

Sleep can wait

I got my priorities straight

Ohh

[glossy fulcrum]

sleep importan!!

[storm bay]

That was bars actually

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Exactly :3

[mild oak]

sleep big important

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What U said

[mild oak]

obligatory :3 btw

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Wat

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[storm bay]

I don't know that word

[mild oak]

:3 was said

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Or shit

Cat scrap

Scrap scrap scrap clscrap

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My money is on the 6 ft one

[glossy fulcrum]

i am indeed 6ft

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Wat

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.^^.

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Well

Uhh

At Ur service idk how to react to that info

[glossy fulcrum]

idj

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U could pick me up and throw me across the world

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RDJ REFERENCE

[glossy fulcrum]

no i couldnt

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U could

I'm 5 ft

[glossy fulcrum]

i may be tall but im a mega twink

0 muscle

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Ahh

[glossy fulcrum]

except on the ass

sorry

[storm bay]

🫪🫪🫪

DAM

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nah U sweet

[glossy fulcrum]

-w-

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0_0

0_0 0_0

[glossy fulcrum]

why cant people be normal abt femboys smh

in fairness its my fault

[zinc turret]

woah

[zinc turret]

im like have a little bit of muscles

[storm bay]

So I gotta lock tf in

[storm bay]

How?

Wtf did U do

[glossy fulcrum]

i mentioned the ass

[zinc turret]

i ammm

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Oh yeah

[zinc turret]

cause i am woke

and tolerant

[glossy fulcrum]

yay

[storm bay]

What does that mean again

[devout iron]

hess

[glossy fulcrum]

aware of social injusice

and against it too

[storm bay]

Stupidify more

[zinc turret]

gay in simple words

[glossy fulcrum]

no

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Ohhhh

[glossy fulcrum]

thats just wrong

[storm bay]

Ooh

So no

[zinc turret]

idk how to explain to him

[storm bay]

I'm dense if that helps

And special

[glossy fulcrum]

idk i though it was pretty simple the way i put it

smhh

social injustice is like systematic oppression of minorities

minorities as in specific races, sexuality, gender identity, etc

[storm bay]

Sooo like I'm defs gonna get hung buuut

Wats a minority

[glossy fulcrum]

i just explained it

[zinc turret]

yeah i thought he didn't know the word minority

[storm bay]

Oooh

Thank you

[glossy fulcrum]

basically, anyone who isnt a cishet white person

[storm bay]

I don't I'm special

[storm bay]

Ooh ok ok ok

I get it now

[zinc turret]

being dumb isn't being special

[glossy fulcrum]

knows cishet but doesnt know minority

this is crazy

[zinc turret]

being dumb is being happy cause you don't have to worry about shit

[storm bay]

Ik it's not but like I can't understand much and it's hard to listen and understand while not on meds

And my meds have worn off

[zinc turret]

im like opening the third eye over here

[storm bay]

Soo it's impossible too teach me shit now

But very good efforts bravo

U did better than my p4 teacher

[zinc turret]

being dumb is just easier

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I don't know cishet

[glossy fulcrum]

oh

[zinc turret]

i mean you could get scammed

[storm bay]

Mb

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No

[glossy fulcrum]

its short for cisgender heterosexual

[storm bay]

Which means what

Btw I'm gonna forget all of this in like 40 mins

[glossy fulcrum]

cisgender meaning their gender identity aligns with what they were assigned with birth, heterosexual means they are sexually attracted to those of the opposite gender to them

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Ooooh so homosexually and the other one that's not

[zinc turret]

i'm not either

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Basically

[glossy fulcrum]

im cis and gay

:p

[storm bay]

And the opt

I'm not chris

Because that's not my name

[zinc turret]

im genderfluid and pan

[storm bay]

Like frying pan

[glossy fulcrum]

you cant be this stupid

[storm bay]

Im joking

Pansexual

Ik

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I'm not

[glossy fulcrum]

overdone joke

[zinc turret]

something like that

[storm bay]

Vro I've never made that joke in my life

Besides now

[zinc turret]

i'm fine with it

[storm bay]

Oh see

[glossy fulcrum]

oberdone as in people do it too much

not you specifically

-.-

[storm bay]

Ik not me

[storm bay]

Favourite misspelling right there

Oberdone

[zinc turret]

people haven't done that much with me

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Dma

[mild oak]

übercharge

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Dam*

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OOOOH

[zinc turret]

uberdone

[glossy fulcrum]

meo meow

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Can I just say I've learnt soo much today

[mild oak]

wruff wruff

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And done so much

[glossy fulcrum]

mrow!!

[zinc turret]

neighhh

🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

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I p ranked Minos and I've been teached bout like words and shit

[mild oak]

sad

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Dam

Dam

[mild oak]

ultrakill

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FUCK U MEAN SAD

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Dam

[storm bay]

Dam

[glossy fulcrum]

utrakill i speak

is peak

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stawp

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Teue

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Wwwhhhhyyy

[glossy fulcrum]

anoying

meow

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Wats the magic word

[glossy fulcrum]

fuck off im not 4

[storm bay]

Dam

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But idc wat is it

Ill stop if U say it

[zinc turret]

🧙‍♂️

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No

Does nobody have manners here

Jesus

[zinc turret]

i didn't even say anything

[glossy fulcrum]

memicus ice creamicus

[storm bay]

I understand that

I think

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Close enough to PLEASE

[glossy fulcrum]

i shouldnt have to say please to express annoyance

[zinc turret]

yeah like we don't know the word

[storm bay]

But it's mannerly

[storm bay]

I can't tell if that's sarcasm

[glossy fulcrum]

its a public discord server about a joker game

manners arent a huge concern

[storm bay]

Uh huh

[zinc turret]

of course

[storm bay]

But theyre kind

[zinc turret]

of horse

🐎🐎🐎

[zinc turret]

yeah and

[storm bay]

I usually tell by they're tone of voice

[zinc turret]

but that was so random tho

[storm bay]

And

[storm bay]

I think most stuff I do is random

[zinc turret]

ike

ikr

it's 7am

[storm bay]

I could be lying down next second I'm fucking solving a rubix cube

[zinc turret]

i slept like 3 hours midday so it's fine

[storm bay]

1 am

[zinc turret]

go to sleep

[storm bay]

No

[zinc turret]

please

see that's manners

so you have to go

[storm bay]

I got like 11 hours last night

Ill store the extra 3

For themarra

[storm bay]

sssshhhhiiiit

[zinc turret]

for the what

[storm bay]

Themarra

[zinc turret]

themarra???

[storm bay]

Ooh shit mb

How do U spell tomarro

[zinc turret]

tomato?

[storm bay]

I know

The next day

[foggy wharf]

tomorrow

[storm bay]

thank u

[zinc turret]

it literally sounds how it spells

[storm bay]

I couldn't spell it

[foggy wharf]

two-morrow

[storm bay]

I've always said themarrA

[storm bay]

I forgot

[storm bay]

I just spell it the way I say it

[zinc turret]

where did the th come from

th doesn't sound like t

[storm bay]

How tf do U pronounce themarra

[zinc turret]

tumorou or something

[storm bay]

I say the marra

It's like mario

But no io

And add a R and an a

That's how U say themarra

[zinc turret]

that's not a real word there's no real pronunciation

[storm bay]

Bitch that's how I've said it and spelt it

So it's a real word

Because I said so

[zinc turret]

????????

[storm bay]

What

[zinc turret]

why are you rude

[storm bay]

I'm not

Ur saying the way I pronounce something isn't real

[zinc turret]

?????

[zinc turret]

????

[storm bay]

What

[zinc turret]

no i said there's no actual correct pronunciation

[storm bay]

Then I'm sorry in I hurt Ur feelings

[storm bay]

Oooh shit mb I miss interpret that

I'm sorry

May I be forgiven

For my sins

Aka calling U a bitch because I miss understood something

So it's unforgivable

??

[devout iron]

this guy is clown2

[storm bay]

Me

???

[storm bay]

CBA wat R U on bout

[devout iron]

🐸

[storm bay]

Oh ok

[hollow eagle]

first time in all of history someone has apologized over discord

props for that

[storm bay]

Thank you

I am a mannerly guy after all

My mind is saying I need to apologise to smriky as well idk wat I did but mb ig

My fault twin

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Just a question why bobthesunday

Is Ur name bob

And U like Sundays??

[hollow eagle]

came up with it when i was a todler

[hollow eagle]

no and no

[storm bay]

Oh ok

[storm bay]

How old is a toddler

Idk

[hollow eagle]

like 4

and it is supossed to be named after sundaes not sundays

[storm bay]

That's wat I put into

But autocorrect ig

[storm bay]

It's now 2am

We were talking about the way I say themarra for an hour

Which is crazy

Is it just me again

Aww

Fuck

Dam time is too slow rn

@time speedup

Please

[small arrow]

Can someone please take 30 seconds out of their day to draw a fish and name it Daniel for me

[winged fulcrum]

8/12 :3

[storm bay]

Ok

I'll try

[small arrow]

You are a legend

[storm bay]

Np

Here

I haven't made pixel art in a while so its not thatg good

[zinc turret]

it is good

[storm bay]

Thank you

Why a fish

Ofc it's named Daniel tho

The perfect fish name

[foggy wharf]

left looks like a d-- d---

[storm bay]

Ur defs going

[storm bay]

I'm gonna make fancy daniel

[small arrow]

He’s BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU

[storm bay]

Np

I'm glad ppl appreciate my work

[small arrow]

Also what is your country of residence

[foggy wharf]

i think hes from the appalachias

[small arrow]

Hell yeah I haven’t caught an Appalachian fish yet

[storm bay]

Ireland

[small arrow]

Ah an Irish fish

[storm bay]

Yes

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Hell yes

[storm bay]

It throws petrol bombs at oncoming cop cars

And British ppl

U KNOW WHAT YOU DID BRITIN

[small arrow]

Hate to break it to you…

[storm bay]

Ur British

Arnt you

U are

Why

Why did you do that

To Ireland

[zinc turret]

bro didn't do shit😭

[small arrow]

I wasn’t at the front of those folks

[storm bay]

The troubles

[zinc turret]

not every single person in britian did that

yk

[small arrow]

Yes we did actually

[storm bay]

British invaded the north of ireland

It was

[small arrow]

You don’t speak for us Agnes, we did ALL of that

Every single one of us

[zinc turret]

😨

[storm bay]

Vro why R U Braging about that

We fought use off

[small arrow]

Not hard enough

[storm bay]

U guys were only able to get the nortth

Not all of ireland

[small arrow]

cracks knuckles ready for round two bucko?

[storm bay]

Bet

I know how to make petrol bombs

[small arrow]

I know how to make nuclear bombs

[storm bay]

Dam

Rite then

Guess we're scrapping

Outside shantie shops

Shanty*

Btw I'm making fancy daniel

More Daniel's

I have more

Dapper daniel

Purple daniel

LeBron daniel

Do U like my daniels

Mr poetic

[storm bay]

I HAVE MORE

[zinc turret]

candie daniel

[small arrow]

YOOO

[storm bay]

no that's LeBron daneil

[small arrow]

MY BESTIARY IS EXPANDING

[storm bay]

I'm turning U into a daniel

[zinc turret]

😨

[storm bay]

I can't really see the colours in Ur pfp

So shit

Aaah

Wrong shade

Haha

behold

Agnes daniel

Hm

Something looks off

[zinc turret]

hm

looks like me if i was a fish

[storm bay]

I shouldve added hair

Fuck no

Who should I danielift next

Danielify*

Maybe trash??

Vro I made it to 3 am

Let's ggooo

[zinc turret]

i made it to 9 am bro

[small arrow]

Waffle

[storm bay]

Or srimky even I could Danielify them

[storm bay]

OOOOOOHHH

Ur a fucking genius

What does a waffle look like

[zinc turret]

make an apple daniel

[zinc turret]

🧇

[storm bay]

And that

[zinc turret]

🍎

[storm bay]

Waffle daniel

[small arrow]

Have to hold back from munching on him

[small arrow]

What is your country of residence, need to know what cross breed that fish is

[storm bay]

Weird ass apple

But I tried

Now I'm turning srimky into Daniel

Aah

That quite easy

[small arrow]

You gotta put the thigh highs on the fish

[storm bay]

I have

Is this good or more detail

[storm bay]

Poetic wat do U think

[small arrow]

Peak

[storm bay]

Ok

Let's us show them

[storm bay]

@glossy fulcrum how do U like Ur drawing of U as a Daniel

She will see it eventually

Now ima turn trash into a daniel

[vale cliff]

Make me daniel

[storm bay]

Oh shit

I forgot U were a person

[vale cliff]

Oh yeah

I’m here now

Hello

[storm bay]

Well

Ill do U then trash

[small arrow]

What have I started 😭

[vale cliff]

No, do trash first

[storm bay]

My new hobby

[storm bay]

Oh ok

[vale cliff]

I don’t want to cut in line

[storm bay]

Vro Its 3am rn

[storm bay]

She's not even here

[vale cliff]

In that case, do whatever, I guess

[storm bay]

Yeah she's playing titan fall 2

Reference image btw

[vale cliff]

Whichever works for you

[worldly temple]

Can i be daniel too?

pwetty pls

[storm bay]

Ok

Ur after proto

[vale cliff]

Yayyy :)

[storm bay]

Dam trash Is harder than I thot

🫪

WOOAH

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Yall all may be able to be Daniel but you will never be the original Daniel

[storm bay]

Dam

[small arrow]

He is going to have a mighty collection by 12

[storm bay]

It's 3 am

[small arrow]

All fish drawn after 12 South Carolina time are DISQUALIFIED

[storm bay]

I Thot Ur British

[small arrow]

I am

Daniel isn’t

[storm bay]

So all fish rn are being fed to Ur king

[small arrow]

No

[storm bay]

Including the femboy

[storm bay]

Oh

[small arrow]

They are being put in his gallery

Not fed

[storm bay]

Mb

[small arrow]

His bestiary

[storm bay]

Oh

Like animal crossing

[small arrow]

Yes like animal crossing

[storm bay]

Ooh

I'm not gonna finish trashes one because it would be fucking very insulting if I did

[winged fulcrum]

hi guys i'm back

[storm bay]

Yo

[winged fulcrum]

hi

[storm bay]

Might have messed up sorry trash

[winged fulcrum]

almost all minerals have a sprite by now

[storm bay]

Soo aue

Sooo Aye

[small arrow]

I mean it’s trash, and it’s trash, so it’s perfect

[storm bay]

I mean I'm drawing a cat as a fish

[storm bay]

Omg

[vale cliff]

Should’ve made her a catfish

[storm bay]

@foggy wharf this is U as a fish do U like it btw be honest

[small arrow]

There’s still time

[storm bay]

Holy shit

[storm bay]

Too late

[small arrow]

Why is everyone on a first name basis here 😭

[storm bay]

What

[vale cliff]

What

[small arrow]

Everyone knows everyone

[storm bay]

How

[small arrow]

I didn’t know how else to word it

[glossy fulcrum]

fishe

[storm bay]

Vro I'm the guy who everyone tell to sleep

[storm bay]

Yay U seen it

[vale cliff]

The name on my birth certificate is literally Post Prototype

Yes

[storm bay]

Is fishe good or bad

[vale cliff]

It’s fishe

[storm bay]

Yay :3

[glossy fulcrum]

it is fishe

[storm bay]

Yippee

I made Agnes too

[glossy fulcrum]

the name on my birth certificate is skinkina skinky skink

[foggy wharf]

fsh good

[storm bay]

Mines is LUIGI HOUSE BUT IT MASON

[storm bay]

YAY

[vale cliff]

Agnes Seahorse

[small arrow]

Time is ticking

[storm bay]

To me its looks like I did U dirty

[storm bay]

2 hours calm down

[storm bay]

Thank u

Who was next again

[glossy fulcrum]

me when cadence is present and has spawned more than 1 instrument

[vale cliff]

NOW MAKE ME 🥺

[small arrow]

[pocket watch rabbit picture]

[storm bay]

Oh ok

[vale cliff]

yay

[vale cliff]

Woah

Looks just like me

[small arrow]

Bravo

Ping me when new Daniels drop

[hollow eagle]

bala

give me a profile banner

and i use

[storm bay]

Done

[storm bay]

I will become Daniel

Idk why protos is the most detailed

[storm bay]

@vale cliff fishe u

[vale cliff]

Fishe

[zinc turret]

🌊🐎

[storm bay]

Yay

[storm bay]

Tidal wave

[zinc turret]

tidal horse

[storm bay]

Horse verified tidal wave

[storm bay]

Or that

[vale cliff]

Man

[zinc turret]

horse circles

[storm bay]

Did U see trashes fish

[storm bay]

Sakupen horse

[zinc turret]

yea

[storm bay]

I spy with my little horse

[storm bay]

Shore

[zinc turret]

bloodhorse

[winged fulcrum]

9/12

[storm bay]

Troxihorse

[storm bay]

Amazing progress

3 more U got this

Sso

Wat now

With the daniels

Who now

Best country fish

[vale cliff]

can this be a thing?

[storm bay]

Wat

[vale cliff]

Just fishesonas

Make one of thunk

[storm bay]

OOOH

[storm bay]

I was about to say that

[small arrow]

Irish Irish fish

[storm bay]

Yes

[small arrow]

Ifish

[storm bay]

Invading bastards U British r

[hollow eagle]

this?

[storm bay]

Well that's not the dev

That's the femboy astolfo

[storm bay]

What

[storm bay]

Yes U fish

U R a fish

[foggy wharf]

<@&1133519078540185692> just curious, how many innocent people have posted in #ceremonial-dagger and asked to be unbanned?

[sullen portal]

Don’t know

Well zero. Nobody posting there is innocent.

[foggy wharf]

but no one has been banned and requested an unban?

[sullen portal]

Not to my knowledge

[foggy wharf]

:o

cwazy

[native jewel]

Honestly. It is kind of crazy

[verbal geyser]

would yall bring em back if they requested to or nah?

it says you won’t unban so nvm i can’t read!

[vale cliff]

If they said yes now, people would probably try

[foggy wharf]

it is

[storm bay]

Dam

[foggy wharf]

i would have expected SOMEONE to do it for the meme

[storm bay]

I can barely keep my head up rn

Wtf going on

[storm bay]

I will

[native jewel]

No, it says very clearly you will be banned and not be unbanned so don't try it

[storm bay]

For a fiver

[vale cliff]

Everyone is a coward

[native jewel]

Very tempting button to press. Totally get it

[storm bay]

I JUST SAID

[verbal geyser]

yeah i figured i wasn’t gonna try

[pearl flume]

Post, ping me once chat dies for my daily question

[storm bay]

I would for £5

[native jewel]

Do it bro

[storm bay]

Who me

For a fiver

[native jewel]

But there are rules if you do decide to do it

[mystic gust]

What just happened

[storm bay]

ASTOLPHO

[vale cliff]

Um, ok 🫡

[native jewel]

No I won't send you any money. And if you post there just make sure you read the rules of the channel

[vale cliff]

Why me tho

😭

[vapid leaf]

Eat dirt be Balatro

[storm bay]

Fuck off the

I'm not doing it for free

[verbal geyser]

how do you come up with your daily questions i’ve wondered this the past few days

[verbal geyser]

what if you gave me 5 dollars if you did it

[mystic gust]

#ceremonial-dagger

[storm bay]

I'll pass

[pearl flume]

...by thinking ?

[vale cliff]

Negative money from gravity falls

[pearl flume]

I don't think I understand your question

[vale cliff]

Imagine thinking without asking a computer

[verbal geyser]

well duh i’m moreso thinking like a unique creative question everyday

[storm bay]

Jandom

[verbal geyser]

i guess i’m just not creative enough to do so

[verbal geyser]

yes sir

[storm bay]

Do U wanna be made into a daniel

[foggy wharf]

if someone buys me a steam game I'll do it

[verbal geyser]

nah i fucking hate ai

[storm bay]

Bet

[foggy wharf]

arc raiders

[verbal geyser]

no thank you but i appreciate the offer

[pearl flume]

Step 1: consume media for inspiration

Step 2: think on said media in any number of ways

Step 3: take the finished product and morph it into a question

Step 4: serve question

[foggy wharf]

i've been convinced by tiktok

i want it

[storm bay]

Dap me up

Me girl

My*

[vale cliff]

I was joking if it wasn’t obvious

[pearl flume]

Anyways here's the question

Please resolve the following scenario:

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

You are the 1 billionth customer to enter this warehouse/super market!

That means that you get to pick 1 thing, no matter what it is and get it for free

ASLONG. AS. YOU. CAN. CARRY. IT. OUT!

What's your pick ? Whatever you want, it's probably here!

[verbal geyser]

i figured i just wanted to get that out there

[storm bay]

Trolly

[vale cliff]

@pearl flume I think you can do your thing now maybe

Oops

[storm bay]

Bet then

Eait

Wait*

[foggy wharf]

my steam is linked to my discord

[storm bay]

I don't have enough money I don't thin

Think

I have like 80p to my name

I'm broke as shit

[storm bay]

No its not

Ur steam not there

[foggy wharf]

?

[devout iron]

can i say something

[storm bay]

That's not steam

U gotta link it

[storm bay]

Yes

[verbal geyser]

i guess 😞

[foggy wharf]

if u gotta

[devout iron]

||something ||

ok thank you

[storm bay]

That joke was so bad

[devout iron]

_ _

[storm bay]

I'm going to sleep

[winged fulcrum]

10 down, only 2 left!

[storm bay]

But ngl arc raiders is very fun

Wen U don't get banned from PSN for 2 weeks

[foggy wharf]

ya if i saw it gifted to me i would have sent the message lmao

[storm bay]

I'm broke

I got 80p to my name

Broke as shit

[small arrow]

@storm bay thank you for your service. I must now enter my slumber, Daniel’s bestiary is sitting pretty at a nice 15 fishys 👏👏👏

[mild oak]

my minecraft world is popping tf OFF

[vale cliff]

Off mentioned

[naive beacon]

Ngl I really hope that Deviled Dice game becomes popular cause I really want to Gijinka-fy the items just like I did with Balatro and Nubby

[inland parrot]

naneinf with just castle

[worldly temple]

but but, my fishy…

[signal kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edwk-8KJ1Js

[glossy fulcrum]

zomg ass banner

[mild oak]

huh

[zinc turret]

zomg btd6

[mild oak]

oh

i hate bloons tower defense

overrated game

just play pvz

[zinc turret]

maybe true

have 500 hours in there

can confirm

[mild oak]

500hrs in BTD or PvZ?

[zinc turret]

both

[mild oak]

boooo

pvz is the ultimate tower defense game

except Strike Force Kitty

that game is peak

[pearl flume]

Would you press this button ?

The drive for profit and gain throughout all human race will be reduced by 50%

[vale cliff]

Would you press the button?

Double the atomic number of Carbon.

[proven totem]

yes

nothing bad will happen

trust

[bronze goblet]

my teacher is threatening to ban one of my classmates from the group chat

[warm mountain]

why though

[bronze goblet]

because they're saying off-topic things in the school group chat

[ionic skiff]

Deviled Dice could use some songs that make me feel something

I like the whole Jackbox Owen Watson aesthetic

[brittle pivot]

guys im plannin to redo this and im looking for opinions of what i could have done better in this version

[pearl flume]

Would you push the button ?

You gain any super power you want

But

The entire world now sternly believes you're a super villain and will do anything to stop you

[zinc turret]

yes cause i would be a villain either way

[vale cliff]

What if I got omnipotence and made them forget I was a villain?

[glacial moss]

Should I get subnautica or raft?

[zinc turret]

subnautica

[ebon berry]

subnautica

[winged fulcrum]

ykw

im bored

suggest enhancements/editions/seals to add to my mod

[naive beacon]

HIS NAME IS OWEN WATSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[covert sage]

add eustace winner, this will make the card give no chips when used but 3 mult

[ebon berry]

Glitchy: This card counts as any colour and rank 1/1000 chance to delete System32

[small arrow]

this fish named Daniel

[ionic skiff]

I keep mixing them up sorry

[wheat plume]

My genuine reaction to finding a chariot and a hanged man

[small arrow]

i love hung men

[foggy wharf]

omg same!

[zinc turret]

lol

[winged fulcrum]

all mineral cards are done now alongside a seal, Lavander Seal (Creates a Lavander seal if this card is the only one scored)

[small arrow]

great, now add Daniel.

[winged fulcrum]

as what

[small arrow]

yes

is that a yes for daniel

[bronze goblet]

I want to make games but I have no ideas at all what do I do

[foggy wharf]

guess you start with learning

[small arrow]

do you know what you want to make at all?

like what type of games stuff like that

[plush zealot]

hell yeah

[gritty nest]

will this kill me?

@vagrant forge any idea?

very tempted to click it but i don’t want to be shot by firing squad

[vagrant forge]

It’ll show you access to the #ceremonial-dagger channel but it won’t ban you outright

[gritty nest]

ah

thank you

sorry for pinging, i saw you were online

that’s actually really smart.

[vagrant forge]

hey don’t worry abt it lol

[gritty nest]

less people seeing ceremonial dagger = less accidental death

[tribal knoll]

Yes, yes it will.

[gritty nest]

nah i tried it

still here

also Lolhappy said it was fine and i trust bro

[sand valley]

@ebon fjord taxes

that's where they go

[ebon fjord]

taxes for what country

the one they're in?

[sand valley]

yes

[nimble canyon]

TEXAS?

i aint putting texas in my country

[sharp anchor]

98 percent tax on all assets over a billion
why not

[sharp anchor]

texas doesn’t even fit in most countries
also you probably don’t want that there

[nimble canyon]

why stop at 98

[verbal geyser]

texas is in my country

i kinda don’t care because i’m on the opposite side of the country though

[sand valley]

a major issue with the current approach to taxes is it's based on how much you "take home", i.e profits.
if you do what elon does for example, and leverage your assets (stocks in his case) to buy things, then you never have to pay tax on the things you "buy" because there was no money exchanged

it's called "buy, borrow, die"

[sharp anchor]

rich people have countless ways to evade taxes legally because some loopholes are only accessible to people with wealth

in other words we need to take it by force.

[sand valley]

one way to fix this is to tax unrealised capital gains, i.e if a billionaire's stock portfolio goes up by like 1 billion in a year, then that increase would be treated as taxable income

[sharp anchor]

mhm
or we could French Revolution them :3

[sand valley]

true but that isnt allowed :(

[sharp anchor]

i can probably beat most of the tech bros in a fair 1v1 :>

[verbal geyser]

the french revolution wasnt allowed but they did it anyway

[nimble canyon]

you know whats not allowed either
taking food when you're hungry

[wheat coral]

Things will get better

[nimble canyon]

they call it stealing or whatevcer

[wheat coral]

Just need to wait another 3

[verbal geyser]

taxes suck i’m so so so happy i have an accountant friend who gives me a major discount

[nimble canyon]

taxes suck thats why i live in malta

[sharp anchor]

people having access to what they need is cutting into the profits of the ultrarich
what a shame

[verbal geyser]

yall okay switching subjects

[sharp anchor]

sure!

[verbal geyser]

so i’m cleaning out my parents basement right

[sand valley]

taxes are awesome

[verbal geyser]

i find a whole ass wii balance board in box

i’m in a wii era rn so sweet free game

[sharp anchor]

taxes are all in the wrong places
they’d be significantly more awesome if it were the people deserving of high taxes actually paying them

[dense vortex]

location of smoke apparatus

[nimble canyon]

idk if i would call taxes "awesome"

[verbal geyser]

i would!

[sand valley]

a world without taxes is a world without public infrastructure, education, healthcare, disability aid, etc

[nimble canyon]

its not like they fix the broader issues

[verbal geyser]

it gives us hospitals and militaries or whatever

[nimble canyon]

no i know

i mean thats not really true either

[sharp anchor]

taxes are important to the foundation of a stable society

[sand valley]

it wouldnt be public if it wasnt paid for with taxes

[nimble canyon]

capitalism without taxes is a orld without public infrastructure

[sharp anchor]

we could all do with less military spending

[verbal geyser]

those are all paid for by taxes lol

[nimble canyon]

because we live in a shit system

taxes are necessary because ts is so ahh

[verbal geyser]

so you’d rather not do taxes and have no hospitals and cops

[sand valley]

no i think

[verbal geyser]

wait are those tax funded

[sand valley]

zephyr is saying we only "need" taxes because of capitalism

[sharp anchor]

problems also that the curve of wealth to taxes just
spikes at upper class and craters at elite

[sharp anchor]

mhm

[nimble canyon]

no, i'd rather not do taxes because they'd be unnecessary since glorious global gay space communism would be in place

[sharp anchor]

the public ones are

there’s privatized ones in places but for the most part they’re publicly managed and paid for

[verbal geyser]

gay as an insult in the big 26 🥀

[nimble canyon]

no it's gay as a praise

[verbal geyser]

idk what is and isn’t anymore lol

[nimble canyon]

a compliment

[sand valley]

that's not an insult

theyre meaning gay as in woke /pos

[verbal geyser]

i misread gang my bad

[sharp anchor]

what’s /pos

[verbal geyser]

positive

[sand valley]

positive

[verbal geyser]

tone indication

[sharp anchor]

ah

and yes woke is good
shame it’s lost its meaning I’d rather like for it to be a word i can use more

[sand valley]

its ridiculous because statistically, the people who make the most money / have the most assets (capital) pay the least effective tax

[sharp anchor]

all the other words for it are too long :<

[sand valley]

"yeah i made 1 billion dollars in stocks but oh nooooo look i have to pay off my loans! :/ sorry i didnt make any money this year"

[verbal geyser]

i’m so used to gay being used insultingly i genuinely don’t recognize when it’s used positively because i assume it’s negative

[sharp anchor]

“i donated to my own charity that’s gotta be a tax deduction”

[nimble canyon]

stocks as a system in general is so fucking absurd

like what do you mean you can gamble on wheat prices

[sharp anchor]

i wanna be able to unironically use words like gay and woke instead of having them automatically registered as insults or buzzwords

[nimble canyon]

who thought this was a good idea

[verbal geyser]

one more time for the people in the back

[nimble canyon]

thats why im using them as compliments

[sharp anchor]

“if the malaysian oil economy goes down im set to come out 10k on top!!!”

[verbal geyser]

we’re brainwashed by big conservative

[sharp anchor]

doing your part 💖

[sand valley]

the stock market has NEVER been a good representation of a company's intrinsic value

[nimble canyon]

ive been using gay positively for like two years now

[sand valley]

but the main disconnect has been in the past 40 years or so

[nimble canyon]

i mean look at the open ai nvidia corporation centipede

[sharp anchor]

when everyone discovered that the economy is a system they can game :3

[sand valley]

bubbles wouldnt be possible if the stock market was an accurate representation of a company's intrinsic value

[nimble canyon]

you have a company, you announce an AI feature, you go up