🃏・off-topic

[verbal geyser]

he wants to see the product without putting in the work which is lazy asl

[glossy fulcrum]

im not very good at writing but its fun to be creative with the dumb characters i make up

[storm bay]

ok

[zinc turret]

knock knock

[storm bay]

whos there

[foggy wharf]

one of my OCs, I've gushed about her before. But she was originally for an Elder Scrolls thing

the antennaes arent canon

[storm bay]

WHOS THERE

[zinc turret]

the horse

[verbal geyser]

lets you in

[storm bay]

u???

[zinc turret]

horse walks in

[storm bay]

ok

go oon

[foggy wharf]

goon?

[glossy fulcrum]

gooon

[verbal geyser]

if you insist

[foggy wharf]

goooon

[storm bay]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

but no

[verbal geyser]

perfect impression of the voices in my head

[zinc turret]

ok

[storm bay]

CONTINUE THE JOKE

[fickle halo]

i hope some day there'll be a L4D2 x 7DTD collab game

[verbal geyser]

that was the joke

[glossy fulcrum]

perfect impression of mime from grace

[zinc turret]

that's all

[storm bay]

that would be good

[storm bay]

ooh

[verbal geyser]

just wait till he learns about the trysexual joke

[fickle halo]

imagine spawning a witch on your streamer

[storm bay]

i love grace

[glossy fulcrum]

rad

[storm bay]

the what

[glossy fulcrum]

i enjoy it kinda but nullscape goated

[storm bay]

to slow for me

i like the sm64 feeling movement tho

[glossy fulcrum]

https://balatrowiki.org/w/Hack

in the trivia section

[glossy fulcrum]

the movement evolves over time

the game is more fun with others

[storm bay]

ohh

[glossy fulcrum]

especially friends, but randoms works too

[foggy wharf]

i want a game like aftermath x state of decay

[storm bay]

whats that got to do with trisexual

[foggy wharf]

smth with you collecting supplies for a larger camp/settlement of survivors that you base build

[glossy fulcrum]

read the trivia section of the page

[storm bay]

ohhh

dam

i did not expect that

in a game for 12 year old

[verbal geyser]

it’s not mentioned anywhere ingame

[glossy fulcrum]

it was a silly joke thunk made a few times and someone suggested that it be the joke hack made and he said sure

[storm bay]

i always thot the outfit was supossed to be the joker from the batman movies

[storm bay]

oooh

[glossy fulcrum]

the trysexual joke is directly tied to how i got the joker role

:3

[foggy wharf]

arrrrr you not 12?

[storm bay]

IT WAS U

[storm bay]

no

[verbal geyser]

yeah obviously not

he’s 8

[storm bay]

im not 12

[storm bay]

higher

[verbal geyser]

96

[glossy fulcrum]

i didnt make the joke but i understood it and explained it well with an example

[zinc turret]

he's 11 yeah

[glossy fulcrum]

not example

a parallel?

[storm bay]

higher

[verbal geyser]

parallel is the right term

[glossy fulcrum]

a joke of a similar meaning but different wording

[zinc turret]

55

[glossy fulcrum]

odl

[storm bay]

lower

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah

[storm bay]

im not apedo

[zinc turret]

48

[storm bay]

way lower

[zinc turret]

1

[verbal geyser]

67

[glossy fulcrum]

47

[glossy fulcrum]

heehehehhehehehehehhe

[storm bay]

i told u alrd

[storm bay]

higher

[zinc turret]

0

[storm bay]

lower

[verbal geyser]

2

[zinc turret]

2

[storm bay]

im younger than 20

[verbal geyser]

2 is younger than 20

[storm bay]

older than 12

[verbal geyser]

12.5

[storm bay]

close

ur the closest

[verbal geyser]

12.25

[zinc turret]

1,5

[glossy fulcrum]

im 3500 years old

[verbal geyser]

dess reference

[storm bay]

WTF

[zinc turret]

i'm 2 billion years old

[storm bay]

the roaring joker

[verbal geyser]

i’m 4 years old

you are the youngest person ever

[storm bay]

u are the yougest person ever

[zinc turret]

1,74

[glossy fulcrum]

roaring knight reminds me of innego from grace

am i cooked

[storm bay]

FUCK

[storm bay]

bro

[glossy fulcrum]

im very green

you are the greenest person ever

[zinc turret]

√2

[storm bay]

i told u my age @zinc turret

[verbal geyser]

1738

aye

[storm bay]

no

[zinc turret]

ye it's 2

[verbal geyser]

i’m like hey what’s up hello

[glossy fulcrum]

plunder 7 billion sailors

[storm bay]

no

[tame juniper]

I'm π

[zinc turret]

oh yeah it's 4

[storm bay]

who tf are u

[glossy fulcrum]

im e^iπ

[storm bay]

were did u come from

[verbal geyser]

me when i turn into a confection

[zinc turret]

darkscythe

[tame juniper]

Negative age

[verbal geyser]

it’s almost like it’s a public server 😅

[storm bay]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[fringe temple]

WHATSAPP

[zinc turret]

i think you know this server is oublic and this chat is too

[glossy fulcrum]

astolfo whatsapp

[storm bay]

ik but he just appered

[zinc turret]

miku whatsapp

[verbal geyser]

that’s how public chats work silly

[storm bay]

were

[glossy fulcrum]

were

[zinc turret]

yea cuz he can

[storm bay]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[verbal geyser]

were

[storm bay]

no waaaayyy

[glossy fulcrum]

theres a femboy right here

miauw

[storm bay]

ik

its u

[zinc turret]

where

[tame juniper]

scratches behind ears

[glossy fulcrum]

prrr

-w-

[glossy fulcrum]

me

[storm bay]

my friend slept through the whole day

[glossy fulcrum]

i do that sometimes

[storm bay]

im executing him

[glossy fulcrum]

feels like shit

[zinc turret]

just like you didn't through the whole night

[glossy fulcrum]

would nto recommend

[storm bay]

wat day

tru

[glossy fulcrum]

what do umean wat day

[storm bay]

then i started hallusonation

[zinc turret]

watt day

[tame juniper]

Me when I try the crazy cider one of the guys from engineering school gave me

[storm bay]

done it loads

[zinc turret]

❓

[verbal geyser]

bro jus sayin shit

[glossy fulcrum]

so we just saying random words now

[storm bay]

shit

[storm bay]

wdym random words

[glossy fulcrum]

i hate when im in a run with randoms and they use like 2 purgatory altars and then proceed to get lobby wiped by like 6 voidbound babies

money is not that serious

[storm bay]

would did i do

i dont knw

know*

[verbal geyser]

i was in the hospital last summer because i was really sick and the doctors gave me peppermints and i mixed it into my apple juice, it sucked ass but it was so funny watching their faces as the aroma wafted to their noses

it didn’t smell half bad just stupid strong

jandoms forbidden brew

[storm bay]

ok

[storm bay]

can i try it

[verbal geyser]

wouldn’t recommend, emptied my stomach almost immediately after

[storm bay]

ohh ok

[storm bay]

but still what random word did i say

[zinc turret]

read your messages dawg

[storm bay]

WHAT ONE

[glossy fulcrum]

done it loads

wat day

[zinc turret]

wat day
tru
done it loads

[scarlet cobalt]

Orange stake is genuine toture

[storm bay]

i still dont understand

[verbal geyser]

based

[zinc turret]

us neither

[glossy fulcrum]

i just wanna unlock prisoner and wanted man

why do they always gotta use greed altars

[tame juniper]

Anything after blue just sucks

[verbal geyser]

makes 5 of us

[foggy wharf]

@glossy fulcrum@zinc turretthis is an example of the failures of the american education system, stay in school kids, don't give up.

[storm bay]

WHAT

[glossy fulcrum]

wat 😭

[storm bay]

who me

@foggy wharf what are u on bout

[foggy wharf]

what are you on about?

[storm bay]

fuck u

[zinc turret]

same question

[glossy fulcrum]

chill out

[storm bay]

im so confused

[foggy wharf]

you need to bring your ppm (posts per minute) down friendo

[glossy fulcrum]

ppm pmo

[tame juniper]

Most civilized balacord discussion

[zinc turret]

everyone is

[glossy fulcrum]

ppm pmo pmmm

[glossy fulcrum]

so tue

[storm bay]

what

[zinc turret]

type less

[foggy wharf]

im ngl, i think im pretty patient, but the constant "what"s are genuinely making me so irritated lmao

[glossy fulcrum]

people should start shortening ts pmo icl to tpi

[foggy wharf]

this piss i

[storm bay]

ok

[zinc turret]

wat day

[verbal geyser]

wat day

[glossy fulcrum]

WHAT

[storm bay]

what

[verbal geyser]

less

[zinc turret]

done it loads

[storm bay]

done what loads

[glossy fulcrum]

System.out.print("what");

[verbal geyser]

oh my god yall im losing neurons lets jus shift to an actual topic please

[zinc turret]

that's what you said

[glossy fulcrum]

fair enough

[zinc turret]

ask yourself

[storm bay]

ik

[foggy wharf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388527652752982027/1487267615893225502/Anime_Pics_Gifs___-____EOvxOM.mp4?ex=69d7aea7&is=69d65d27&hm=df38d552c9b8c1f41a74f8e1d004eabcd8a5181f55e4c701bb981b90c4845957&

[glossy fulcrum]

true]

[storm bay]

wdym ask myself

idfk

[verbal geyser]

you should see the amount of ‘“that again” when mgs is mentioned

it’s either snake gifs or “that again”

[zinc turret]

i mean ask yourself the question you just asked me

[foggy wharf]

i wana play delta but i dont wanna support konami

[verbal geyser]

pirate it

[storm bay]

whats wrong with it

[foggy wharf]

isnt there crazy drm?

[verbal geyser]

true…

you wouldn’t steal a car…

[storm bay]

why not

[verbal geyser]

triple a studios suck

[zinc turret]

ima call you curious jorge

[storm bay]

but delta good

[foggy wharf]

i wish it had the octocamo

that was so cool

[storm bay]

im just wondering what konami do

did*

[zinc turret]

exactly

[foggy wharf]

if you hadn't of asked like 30 questions by now i would have answered. But your questions weren't like, good. you can google a pillbug, the same way you can google why konami bad

curiosity isn't bad

just put in some leg work

google

[storm bay]

oooohh

[zinc turret]

im gonna like sleep

[storm bay]

that why

[zinc turret]

im gonna like sleep like a horse

🐎🐎😴

[storm bay]

good night?? is sleeping like ahorse bad or good

[zinc turret]

i have no idea

[foggy wharf]

guess we'll see

[storm bay]

well try it and tell me

[zinc turret]

i always sleep like a horse cause i always was a horse

[foggy wharf]

😋 canned horsemeat

[zinc turret]

no

[foggy wharf]

im gonna can u

then forget aboutt you for 30 years

[storm bay]

horse meat

[zinc turret]

fuck you

[foggy wharf]

and when the apocalypse happens some raider who killed me is gonna find your can and open it and eat you congealed remains

[storm bay]

dam

thats crazy

[foggy wharf]

bro it's called creative writing you could do it too

[storm bay]

no i cant

[storm bay]

i get distracted too easilty

[zinc turret]

okay good fucking night you just ruined my whole day

[foggy wharf]

thats a levy

[dense vortex]

take me back back home

[storm bay]

who

trash?

[zinc turret]

not you

[storm bay]

trash?

[foggy wharf]

i made them madge because im gonna can them

and they know this is the last time they get to sleep like a horse

[storm bay]

ooooohhh ok

[foggy wharf]

yea\

[storm bay]

i still have one un answered question

@foggy wharf why is your name trash

[foggy wharf]

why is your name slim gravy?

[storm bay]

i just thot of it randomly and decided that my name now

so what bout ur name

why trash

[scarlet cobalt]

I've constructed a detailed plan analysis to for sure CRUSH orange stake. Tell if I should make any changes

[storm bay]

@scarlet cobalt no i dont remember u

[verbal geyser]

pairslop

[scarlet cobalt]

One day you will. It's only a matter of time

[verbal geyser]

throwback is also not useful my g

[storm bay]

what is your bio

[scarlet cobalt]

My interests and such and such

[storm bay]

oh ok

[scarlet cobalt]

Oh do you mean the wingdings? It's not a very common language now is it?

[storm bay]

no

the whol fucking thing

whole*

[verbal geyser]

is this mf gaster or sum

[storm bay]

rm gaster

[scarlet cobalt]

Lol

[storm bay]

have you tried

ULTRAKILL

[scarlet cobalt]

One day I hope too. Wish it was on console

More of a console, mobile, and vr guy than a pc gamer

[storm bay]

well its not

probs never will be

[storm bay]

there is a vr mod for it

idk how to get it

i just know its real

[scarlet cobalt]

I'll check it out when I can

I play mostly gorn 2 on vr

[storm bay]

bone lab or bone works

???

[scarlet cobalt]

Nah

[storm bay]

have u played them

oh ok

[scarlet cobalt]

Just remembered what the wingdings translate too. It's "Peace,love,him

[storm bay]

dam

[scarlet cobalt]

Peace and love is obvious but "him" refers to myself I think. I kinda have a multiple personality type delima to cope with awkwardness. I've developed a terrible country accent when speaking to strangers to mask insecurity and social anxiety lol. My different accents have names assigned to them but I don't believe them to be different people, only pull them out for jokes or acting

[scarlet cobalt]

I only play flushes tho

[storm bay]

ok i just dont talk to ppl in puplic

im out of shit to talk about now

soo ima like do somting idk

[soft quail]

If you think you are useless just think about him:

[pale swallow]

One temperance

[storm bay]

Thanks vro

[storm bay]

There's a star man

[storm bay]

@verbal geyser im board rn so ima @ you if u dont mind

you dont mind right

[north ember]

Temperance:
Swashbuckler:

[verbal geyser]

sorry my dude i’m hanging with some irls rn

[storm bay]

ok i just wanted to @ u cause i was board

who should i @ next

@foggy wharf im board so ive @ you also i p-rank 7-3 so yiipee

[dusty lynx]

Dumb question time

you have trained and been hand selected into X-com. One of the best of the best soldiers tasked to fight aliens.

The commander gives you four grenades instead of actual weapons and you are sent into an entrenched alien position to run into, and told to pull the pin, what do you do?

[storm bay]

gather eveyone together lock the doors and pull the pin there kill all who attended

[storm bay]

and not a dum question

[fiery grotto]

Peglin spoilers...

Holy

the fact Im losing because of a rare boss relic 😭 no wonder its feels f tier, because it is

[storm bay]

@fiery grotto I'm board so I'm gonna @ U sooooo like Hiii

[fiery grotto]

Hi 🙁

🙁 🙂 (: ):

[devout iron]

damn

i'm asexual now

[foggy wharf]

my daily affirmations

[storm bay]

Dam

[storm bay]

Why the sad face

[storm bay]

Shit

Ik a no binary guy

And U fucking hate him

[fiery grotto]

:|: (:)

[storm bay]

Not cause he's non binary

Cause he's a fucking dickhead

And I want him exacuted

[storm bay]

Hmm did the first guy steal the second guys eyes

[fiery grotto]

:^:

[storm bay]

Aa

[fiery grotto]

;-; :_:

[storm bay]

I forgot wen U spin U get dizzy

[fiery grotto]

:s]o( t)ru[e:

[storm bay]

Vro speaking robot

Is U a robot

@fiery grotto is U a robot

[fiery grotto]

:)👍🏻( :

[storm bay]

Oh ok

Robot stop

Sshit

I'm dizzy now

What are use playing if Ur playing anything

Like @devout iron are U playing somtin

A turtle

[devout iron]

this would get you shot to death in icelycord

[storm bay]

What

Asking someone what they're playing

[devout iron]

pinging people relentlessly this much

[storm bay]

Oh

Mb I'm just board

[devout iron]

and having too many messages with not enough words

don't bring me into it

[storm bay]

I'm not

[devout iron]

you pinged me

[storm bay]

Oh ok I did mb but this is balatro discord U won't be shot

[devout iron]

you might be

[storm bay]

By who

Probs by Agnes actually

[verbal geyser]

ping one of the mods they love talking

don’t btw that’s a joke

[storm bay]

Yeah I wasn't going to lad

[verbal geyser]

localthunk likes pings though

[storm bay]

Did you draw Ur pfp

[storm bay]

No he doesnt

[verbal geyser]

yerp

[storm bay]

Fire

It looks like somtin I made

[verbal geyser]

he might you never know until you try

[storm bay]

Deadass

[storm bay]

FUUCK I guess Ur right

Jk

I'm not pinging him

Actually would Agnes shot me in the head

Yes

No

Probably would

We can ask Wen she awakes

Vro

@foggy wharf what U playing if U are playing anything

[devout iron]

@ickyly pickles

[storm bay]

What

[verbal geyser]

@grok what’s the weather like in los angeles

[devout iron]

@advanced chess bot is this true

[storm bay]

@grok what the weather in los santos

Advanced chess bot: yeah probs idk ask my supervisor

[verbal geyser]

@qba what kinda fruit is this

[storm bay]

This is a mango

🥭

I Thot U were hanging with irls jandom

[verbal geyser]

still am

they using the bathroom

[storm bay]

Oh

Ohh ok

Who else is probs playing somtin

@glossy fulcrum what U playing if playing anything

[glossy fulcrum]

im probably gonna play nullscape in a bit

[foggy wharf]

me when i ask where the enby is

[verbal geyser]

well the enby is right here soooo

anyways folks the group is back i’ll see you cool cats on the flip side

[glossy fulcrum]

meow

[storm bay]

BYE BYE😗

shhhi

That's that emoji

I Thot I was like eating it's lips or somethin well

[storm bay]

hh

[glossy fulcrum]

whuh

[storm bay]

Wtf

[glossy fulcrum]

whut

[storm bay]

I said have fun wtf does it mean hh

Fucking Kanye song

My autocorrect is kanye

[glossy fulcrum]

what does hh mean

[storm bay]

Sure U wanna know

I AM NOT ASSOCIATE D WITH WHAT IM ABOUT TO SAY

[storm bay]

It means hiel hitler

[glossy fulcrum]

guh

ok

[storm bay]

Ur welcome

Turtle

I see U typing but U never say anything

[hybrid fulcrum]

hi

[storm bay]

Yo

@hybrid fulcrum what R U playing if playing anything

[hybrid fulcrum]

balatro

[storm bay]

Ur playing balatro rn

I wanna practice my psychicness someone thinks of a number between 1 and 10

Please

[hybrid fulcrum]

ill think of 2 numbers to increase your chances

[storm bay]

Ok

Tell me when U have them

[hybrid fulcrum]

i got it

[storm bay]

6

3

Was I right

I mean I am right

[foggy wharf]

you didn't get mine either, i was thinking 7, i even had it typed in the chat

[hybrid fulcrum]

i was thinking 6 7

[storm bay]

Didn't know U had a number

[devout iron]

i was thinking 6

[storm bay]

Nooo

I was hoping U wouldnt

Ok again

[foggy wharf]

we all collectively brain rotted 67

[storm bay]

Tell me when U got the number

[hybrid fulcrum]

i got it

[storm bay]

Ok

4

[hybrid fulcrum]

7 6

[storm bay]

R we deadass

@foggy wharf I'm doing it wit U now

[foggy wharf]

im not thinking of a number

[storm bay]

Can U??

[hybrid fulcrum]

i think a real psychic wouldve seen that coming tbh

[foggy wharf]

i think the average person could have 😭

my favourite part of buying a new spaceship is before i can fly it i have to repair it

[ionic skiff]

My Youtube Music Recap finally came in

[verbal geyser]

mind electric mentioned 🔥 🗣️

[vale cliff]

See how the brain plays around or whatever

[hallow heron]

@crude sorrel

yo

[crude sorrel]

yo

[vale cliff]

Rick:

[zinc turret]

gurt

[vale cliff]

Dies

[maiden coral]

Hey Ya!

[verbal pawn]

poop in my mouth

[maiden coral]

Wtf

[verbal pawn]

poop in ur mouth

heehee haha

[maiden coral]

Noup

[verbal pawn]

poop in everyones mouth

[verbal pawn]

pooping in soup

poopking

poopprince in my pocket throw em like daggers

[maiden coral]

Who the hell is wrong with you xddd

[verbal pawn]

poopa cola

[verbal pawn]

lotta poop where im from

take a guess

smarty poopity poop poop poop

[zinc turret]

pumpkin

[zinc turret]

don't wanna offend a country or something so i won't guess

[devout iron]

hess

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

What is a piece of media that changed your life forever ?

Example for me: Undertale got me out of depression, helped me make friends and carved me into who I am today.

[ionic skiff]

FNF
Blame my twin sister
It introduced me to a lot of new things

[gray harness]

I'd say Deltarune. I played it before I even knew Undertale was a thing, and yet I loved it
-# it also made me realize I'm a furry and not fully straight for that stupid cute goat

[devout iron]

either undertale or deltarune

two absolute bangers

[fiery grotto]

The user @tranquil onyx seems to be hacked rn from the message I was sent, so yeah if they dm you randomly please note its a scam, though maybe they only did it with me since Id already talked to them in dms so the hacker had easy access

[devout iron]

for a youtuber it's gotta be icely puzzles

he makes some incredible content and i have devoted my accounts to a specific branch of inside joke from his channel

-# he's actually in this server but don't ping him because he HATES pings!!!

[gray harness]

chess battle advanced!

[fiery grotto]

Balatro created my glitch hunting hobby, Undertale/Deltarune are peak though, and yt wise Ive been watching Aliensrock for years and I think his old stuff is a gold mind.

Ive been watching icely for a bit now, and I rlly like the Paradox Theta or whatever that recent series hes been playing is called

[devout iron]

chess battle advanced

[gray harness]

checkers fight improved

[zinc turret]

minesweeper war updated

[vale cliff]

👱‍♂️👨👴

Me wrinkling into a corpse reading this

There’s no way Deltarune is the main one now

[vocal sail]

Me too

[zinc turret]

i have no idea

maybe pvz

[pearl flume]

What is the lemon demon ?

[vale cliff]

Nothing, but I can count all the games, settings, and projects that had a significant impact on my life on my fingers

I think I’m in a Tally Hall phase way too late

[fiery grotto]

They back now 👍

[zinc turret]

not the game but the community more

and also modding

[pearl flume]

Do you want a banana ?

[vocal sail]

when i think of tally hall i think of jack stauber

and vice versa

[fiery grotto]

When I think of Tally Hall I think of Doofenshmirtz singing Ruler of Everything

[vocal sail]

i love that

[vale cliff]

I peel it back and go mm mm mm

[zinc turret]

banan

i love banan

[vale cliff]

I’m so down bad for them rn it’s not even funny

Wait, I fucking misremembered the lyric

I’m such a larper 😔

[inner dome]

I have a joke

Uh

Someone tell me their religion

@vale cliff

[zinc turret]

im christian

[vale cliff]

I’m Christian (louder)

[devout iron]

i'm wing gaster, the royal scientist

[zinc turret]

i'm christian (slowed + reverb)

[vale cliff]

I’m Christian (nightcore)

[scenic imp]

I'm atheist (dubstep)

[zinc turret]

i'm christian (breakcore)

[vale cliff]

I’m Christian (frying pan asmr)

[zinc turret]

@inner dome what's the joke

[inner dome]

There wasn't

Get got

...

[zinc turret]

i'm christian (kasane teto cover)

[inner dome]

I'm atheist (chara response)

[zinc turret]

i'm christian (phase 3 buff no hit)

[inner dome]

I'm atheist 2

[vale cliff]

I’m Christian (but with realistic sound effects)

[devout iron]

i'm wing gaster

[inner dome]

I'm atheist if it was realistic

[zinc turret]

i'm christian (TOP 1 4k 60fps)

[inner dome]

Am I right or am I right lads

[zinc turret]

you're left

[inner dome]

You

[vale cliff]

No one cares but I’ve been laughing at this for so long

[reef helm]

[inner dome]

You should know by now that mercy's off the table

[vale cliff]

I’m Christian (but every I’m Christian switches it to I’m Atheist and every I’m Atheist switches it back to I’m Christian)

[minor geyser]

tally hall Lowkey overrated

[vale cliff]

Imagine having wrong opinions 😡

Blocked

[minor geyser]

🎉

[zinc turret]

flush people be like

[scarlet cobalt]

You give me chest pains

[zinc turret]

im glad 😊

[vale cliff]

Where are my chest pains?

[scarlet cobalt]

Still deciding if they're the good or bad kind

[vale cliff]

I don’t want to buy my own

Someone gift me chest pains

[zinc turret]

gifts 1x chest pains to you

[vale cliff]

Owie

[sour cradle]

Just buy a binder

And sleep in it accidentally

[vale cliff]

My chest is already too masculine, but I’ll try

[glossy fulcrum]

threw a nullscape lms to icbm's stupid hitbox

fuck my chungus life

[winged willow]

I js got here and the first thing i see, is a guy complaining about how masculine his chest is

[glossy fulcrum]

valid complaints

though technically the most recent messages were about nullscape 🤓

[vale cliff]

I’m a them, sadly

[winged willow]

Oh sorry didnt read the description

[vale cliff]

No, I mean, that’s why it’s sad

I wouldn’t be super macho as a guy, lol

I’m just not okay with being an average dude, if that makes sense

[winged willow]

Now i understand

R u from??

[vale cliff]

I feel like I’ve only been venting all day

Sorry, I’ll shut up now

[zinc turret]

have you ever seen a girl complaining about how masculine her chest is

[winged willow]

Heyyyy i lit said i didnt knew they was nonbinary

Leave me alone

[winged willow]

.

[zinc turret]

no no im not talking about that

im talking about myself

[winged willow]

Am sorry night night tachyon

[robust forge]

am i gonna get killed by the all powerfull being

[pearl flume]

Welp, my Elden Ring save file got snapped and after 2 hours of trying I've given up on restoring it.

Gimme a stat to base my next run on

[vale cliff]

What was your previous main stat?

[vale cliff]

Faith

[zinc turret]

egg

[full roost]

balatro on the off topic channel, your execution is tomorrow /j

[zinc turret]

i can't play modded in general

[hollow eagle]

you do know theres like 5 modding channels? https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1233186865285435492https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1456641113506189452https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1456641579346297053https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1233186615086813277https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1209506360987877408

[storm bay]

Question

[hollow eagle]

yuh

[storm bay]

Who's wants to execute one of my old friends

He hated gay lesbian etc etc

Only straight guys

[hollow eagle]

sir this is balatro off topic chat, not https://hireahitman.com

[storm bay]

But idk why use chill asf

[storm bay]

But still he fucking deserves it

He's a fucking dick

And

His full name is Alexander Anthony kelly

He has brown curly hair

[south kraken]

wanna see something weird ?

[storm bay]

Lives at 312 barns court Derry ireland

[storm bay]

Ok??

[south kraken]

ok here you go, if you don't like blood please don't click

[storm bay]

I fucking hate him so I'm doxxing gim

[storm bay]

Well

[south kraken]

it's something

[storm bay]

Is Ur name Lucas by chance

[south kraken]

no

[storm bay]

Cause I think Ur my friend

[south kraken]

I'm greek

[storm bay]

But alt account

[storm bay]

Oh

[zinc turret]

that's for modding not for playing modded

[storm bay]

Wanna help execute somone

Someone*

[zinc turret]

no

[storm bay]

R u Sure

He hated everyone who wasn't a straight guy

[storm bay]

And his info is here

So I gonna execute him on April 12 2026

Any other takers

Let me know if you wanna help

[zinc turret]

im kinda busy on april 12

[storm bay]

aww

[viscid gate]

mb

i thought i didnt send it

[storm bay]

@viscid gate do u wanna help execute alexader anthony kelly

on the 12 of april 2026

[viscid gate]

huh

wht

who me

who did you ping

[storm bay]

i ping YOU

@viscid gate

guess what ultrakill song im listening too

hint: its in layer 5

[viscid gate]

no you didnt

you pinged andromeda

im andromeda

you didnt ping me

i dont know ultra kill brochacho

[storm bay]

u said the same thing twice

[full roost]

what the actual fuck is going on in the off topic channel brother 💔

[storm bay]

uhh idk im gonna execute somone on the 12 of april 2026

[full roost]

that's exactly why I'm asking 💔💔

[storm bay]

context here

👆

[full roost]

yes I read it all already

[storm bay]

oh

ok

[full roost]

😔🙌

[storm bay]

so whats the problem

[full roost]

there's a LOT of better ways to deal with that problem without involving crime

[storm bay]

but like its alexander anthony kelly

[full roost]

who tf

[storm bay]

i hate his fucking guts

his a dick

he is a dick*

fucking hate him thats why

and i genially hope he fucking dies

if not by me someone or something else

i will laugh at his funerial

and burn his coffen

he does not deserve the peace of death only suffering

[glad gale]

Woww you're so rude

[storm bay]

now that thats off my chest ima play grace

[pearl flume]

Please choose 2 adjectives before clicking the black bar.

||"Not all that (BLANK) is (BLANK)"

What did you just say ?||

[storm bay]

whats an adjective again

i get mixed up a lot

thats like describing right

@pearl flume pls help i dont really remember

[pearl flume]

I don't think I could do a better job than Google

[storm bay]

oh shit yeah

ok

[storm bay]

cool and stupid

well

that doent make sense

[pearl flume]

Censor that.

[storm bay]

how

||not all that cool is stupid||

nvm

did it

[inner dome]

...

[storm bay]

what

no

[tribal knoll]

As bad as bigotry is, bad opinions alone are rarely worth it to commit serious illegalist action.

Doubly so with planning them on the public discord of one of the most popular games in the history of the internet

[storm bay]

fire???

[storm bay]

i still hate him

that changes nothing

[full roost]

okay so as far as I'm concerned this is first degree murder and will get you either life in prison or a death sentence in most parts of the world

and currently anyone in this server could take legal action against you for witnessing the premeditation of a murder

so if I were you I'd stop actually

[storm bay]

whats the magic word

[surreal narwhal]

hi. making a horse race tests clone but for a personal discord server using their ocs and this is my progress so far

[storm bay]

fire vro

[surreal narwhal]

ty

[storm bay]

np

[tribal knoll]

stop

[storm bay]

noooo

[storm bay]

wrong word

begins with a P

[tribal knoll]

Post-haste stop.

[storm bay]

vro

just say the magic word its not that hard

[full roost]

just do not comit a felony its not that hard

[glad gale]

Is he talking about please

[storm bay]

THANK YOU

[storm bay]

i wont cause someone has manners

besides i was joking i wouldnt kill anyone ever

[glad gale]

You're welcome Slim Gravy

[storm bay]

see such a mannerly person

[full roost]

okay

[glad gale]

Why are your pronouns "complete / dumbass"

[full roost]

just a silly thing in my profile. i actually go by he/him, if you were interested

[glad gale]

I was, actually

I'm happy it's just a joke

[full roost]

im quite a joker myself

[tepid cave]

Hello there again

[glad gale]

Say that again

[full roost]

hey, wsup? cant quite remember you, sorry...

[tepid cave]

You used to go by moon or something like that, right?

[full roost]

omg yesss thats me

moonkat

did a whole social media revamp

just wanted a change that's all

[storm bay]

vro r u mf doom but darth vader

[tepid cave]

Here, i also mistaken you for pfp

[full roost]

ohhhh lmaoo hi there

[tepid cave]

Yeah :)
Im Glep who is Darth Vader with mask from Sade villain

Made myself custom

[storm bay]

fire

[storm bay]

also fire

[tepid cave]

How you been doing?

[tepid cave]

Thanks mate

[full roost]

lately been getting into pizza tower

[tepid cave]

What is pizza tower?

[full roost]

fast paced 2D indie platformer

really fun if you ask me

[glad gale]

I love pizza tower too

[tepid cave]

Oh, i like platformers, myself have been lately playing celeste

[glad gale]

I played Celeste once

[full roost]

celeste is peak gaming

[glad gale]

But stopped playing it after some parts against badeline

Or whatever her name is

[storm bay]

i love pizza tower

[glad gale]

Yes

[storm bay]

wait have u ever played wario land

[tepid cave]

Nuh uh

Never got chance

[storm bay]

oh its that but pizza

[storm bay]

aww unlucky

[storm bay]

and u go up a tower

[full roost]

literally

[storm bay]

no it is ive played wario land and pizza tower

[full roost]

its like if it was some kind of... pizza tower...

[glad gale]

Say that again

[full roost]

yeah, me too, that's why im saying it lmao

[storm bay]

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[glad gale]

I like that name

[storm bay]

fire

[storm bay]

absolute cinema

[covert sage]

pizza tower is so peak

[storm bay]

@zinc turret

[ionic skiff]

Pizza Tower was the reason I got Steam

One of the most artistically influential games of the decade

Did numbers even before its release

Like Paintvale

PT is right there with Antonblast

For English class we had to do this one pager thing for a streetcar named desire and i based mine off the poker table

[foggy wharf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277252522544857190/1491899404754354176/5a02bce9d3c60c748d2a5832b885ba46.mp4?ex=69d95f18&is=69d80d98&hm=c094d0e9d24b1d08e0362e0866d16325ebbc02b6772229e73050481345475ab7&

[tepid cave]

This feels weird and relaxing after being tired

[covert sage]

same

[hasty kiln]

Its my birthday nerds check out my new piercing

[foggy wharf]

AND I DON'T WANT THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE ME

[hasty kiln]

Totes bro

[foggy wharf]

you reminded me i need a shower tho

[covert sage]

is this eustace losing

[zinc turret]

can you stop pinging me for no fucking reason

[verbal geyser]

yeah gravy cba lowkey was right people dont like when you ping them for fun

[sharp bay]

Wubba lubba dub dub

[glossy fulcrum]

ping me

[storm bay]

I'm sorry

[storm bay]

I'm sorry

[verbal geyser]

nah you’re good

[glossy fulcrum]

ur not good

[verbal geyser]

just know it’s apart of discord etiquette

[glossy fulcrum]

but its forgiven

[verbal geyser]

we live and learn

[glossy fulcrum]

ytrue

[verbal geyser]

like the sonic song

[covert sage]

you stays winner

[storm bay]

Thank you

👍👍👍

[hybrid fjord]

Kaboom

[covert sage]

ey if ur captain autism can I become the colonel

[hybrid fjord]

Sure

[covert sage]

yay

[storm condor]

Im sorry i had to

[foggy wharf]

we're just dogging on him 😭

[vale cliff]

them iirc

[hasty kiln]

Even funnier the 10,000th time

I actually made the joke before any of yall and all yall think ur original

[hasty kiln]

Yeah you do

[hasty kiln]

Them

[foggy wharf]

i'll have u know im a clean boi

and a spooky boi

[hasty kiln]

Totally bro

Totes

[hasty kiln]

Also im crying not you tryna take credit

[foggy wharf]

you seem upset, i am sorry i did not mean to offend you

your note piercing is rad cool

[hasty kiln]

Im offended at how ass you are at insulting

You didnt even say an emo song

Youre like a puppy trying to scare off a big dog

[foggy wharf]

i mean friend, you seem upset

[vale cliff]

What is happening?

[hasty kiln]

Im rlly not lol im going for cheesecake rn

[gritty nest]

ball knowledge

i fucking love you jandom

you’re the goat

anyways who wants to buy me tomodachi life 😭

[hasty kiln]

Is that an ex-president

[gritty nest]

yeah

[vale cliff]

People keep talking about this

Wth is tomodachi life?

[hasty kiln]

They have a nonbianry option right??

[gritty nest]

yeah i need to pay for gas so i can’t get it right away

[gritty nest]

yep

[foggy wharf]

nintendo big brother sims

[hasty kiln]

Hell yeah

[foggy wharf]

you make lil dudes and see them interact

[gritty nest]

basically sims x animal crossing but with the mii characters

[foggy wharf]

you give them personalities by filling in blanks so it creates funny scenarios

[hasty kiln]

We love representation

[gritty nest]

very absurdist humour

[vale cliff]

I’m gonna be real

I don’t know how the first two play either

[gritty nest]

that’s alright

[foggy wharf]

it's not a gamey game

[vale cliff]

Obviously, I’ve heard of them tho

[verbal geyser]

dont we all

[gritty nest]

i want it so bad but i’m not able to get it on launch which is going to drive me insane

it releases in 1 week

[foggy wharf]

be still, when has a nintendo product been good on launch in recent memory?

[gritty nest]

i’ve played 30 hours in the demo…

if the demo is peak i know the full game will be

[verbal geyser]

if it makes you feel better i gotta wait a month because my paycheck is tomorrow and by the time it comes out that’s gone so i’m wait for next paycheck

[gritty nest]

we’re in this together bro

[verbal geyser]

both of my accounts are lobotomized because the clothing store thing was found out after i’d done it

[gritty nest]

yeah my main is lobotomized too

they’ve been starving for days ranting about some ‘retail version’

[verbal geyser]

i ain’t wanna make new miis so i’ll listen scream their propaganda about buying the game

can’t wait for the unlobotomii

[gritty nest]

‘did you know that tomodachi life living the dream has a physical and digital version?’

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MAKE BABIES BRO

[verbal geyser]

‘oh boy these clothes would sure look a lot better in the retail version which costs 59.99 plus tax!’

[zinc turret]

hi chat

[gritty nest]

hi

[verbal geyser]

oh also answering your question from way way back about enby couples kids nintendo confirmed gay couples will be able to have kids so i’d assume enby relationships work the same way

i’m sure it’s gonna be an adoption thing

[verbal geyser]

hi agnes!!

[devout iron]

i’m at a science fair rn

[gritty nest]

59.99…

[wheat coral]

MPREG

[vale cliff]

Bro what 🫩

[devout iron]

i should not be here

[verbal geyser]

what the fuck

[gritty nest]

i love me some canada

[vale cliff]

Why wouldn’t enbies have kids?

[verbal geyser]

oh canadian is prolly different yeah

[gritty nest]

are you american?

[devout iron]

yes i’m one of the people presenting

[verbal geyser]

sadly

[vale cliff]

I somehow forgot gay people were also a thing

Nvm

[verbal geyser]

60 bucks here though i’m sure i could snag ya a copy if you want

[wheat coral]

🫃

[gritty nest]

my copy costs $70.69 USD

[verbal geyser]

we may have shit food but at least we have cheaper games 🗣️ 🔥 🦅

[wheat coral]

we have no shit food because we barely have our own food as is

America's greatest strength is the melting pot

[gritty nest]

canada also has that issue

[devout iron]

bro

[foggy wharf]

nice blue ribbon

[devout iron]

i just took this lmao

[foggy wharf]

too bad it's not a blue ribbon

xd

[verbal geyser]

60 usd is about 83 cad

[gritty nest]

i wish bro

i wish

[verbal geyser]

no seriously

[foggy wharf]

it's been a few years since I spent more than 40$ on a game

i got burnt one too many times

[gritty nest]

97.73 CAD after taxes

[foggy wharf]

never buy full price

[gritty nest]

my province has the highest tax rate iirc

[foggy wharf]

never buy more than 60$

[wheat coral]

There be treasure!

[verbal geyser]

eugh yeah taxes tack on a bit

[foggy wharf]

i appreciate my games a lot more too

[gritty nest]

yall don’t want to see my switch library which i’ve paid full price for

[foggy wharf]

i do not

i will get mad

nintendo is

[wheat coral]

Lowk if I see a game has more than 5 paid dlc im getting the VPN out

[foggy wharf]

satan

nintendo? ninDEVIL

[lucid isle]

I used to live in Alaska where they didn't tax my games.

[zinc turret]

i bought a game once in my life

fore 2 dollars

[foggy wharf]

i try to go for a dollar to hour ratio

one dollar per hour of fun

[zinc turret]

bro don't disrespect satan like that

[foggy wharf]

and i consider a game "paid off" if it accomplishes that

[verbal geyser]

i think the tax rate up here in minnesota is like 10%

so that’s 66 bucks

[wheat coral]

Hell no I ain't paying 1200 for gmod

[foggy wharf]

but more and more AAA game will get ~30 hours of enjoyment for like 80$

[verbal geyser]

i thought i was the only person who thought like this lol

[foggy wharf]

and fuck that

[zinc turret]

i have like 500 hours on that game

[foggy wharf]

thats an example of great cost for fun

[lucid isle]

$2,790 for Balatro...

[wheat coral]

I would pay 700 for dwarf fortress though

[foggy wharf]

no

dont even joke about that

[verbal geyser]

70 bucks is way too much in triple a nowadays

[foggy wharf]

they'll listen

it is

[wheat coral]

that one friend who's too woke

[foggy wharf]

especially when more often than not they're misses

[verbal geyser]

i think 30-40 is a respectable price i’d say