🃏・off-topic

[storm bay]

Or play pizza tower

Hmmmmmmmmm pepino spaghetti

I wanna do both

AaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Help

Wat do

I should do

Pisa twr

pizza time

[weary vale]

please don't just spam the channels with a bunch of messages like that

[mild nebula]

Stay awake and play Balatro

[brittle talon]

Looking for a partner in public discord?

[storm bay]

yeah hes shy as fuck vro

[zinc turret]

my little boy

[umbral swift]

i like chesee

[polar sentinel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Nl2H5qURRJM?si=Ik7SLmteNrGO7yYx

[river fulcrum]

Hey guys!

[zinc turret]

hi

[covert sage]

bro that's literally my favorite game ever

[river fulcrum]

ME TOO

Wow small world

[covert sage]

I don't find that many pizza tower players in the wild so this is crazy

Hey have you heard of the pizza tower mod "No Promises"

It's like pizza tower + balatro

It's so peak

[zinc turret]

maybe cause pizza tower isnt that popular rn

i played it and i beat it

[pearl flume]

Would you press the button ?

You gain 10 million dollars

But

Every year you must ritualistically sacrifice someone to an elder god or suffer it's wrath.

[covert sage]

Yeah I'm not questioning it

[covert sage]

no

[zinc turret]

press it 10 times

[pearl flume]

100 mill in exchange for a dozen lives each year ?

[zinc turret]

yes!

[thin hamlet]

if you're rich enough, crimes are legal

[storm bay]

wat has happened

like wtf

[storm bay]

THAYS LITERALLY ONE OF MY TOP 5

[covert sage]

lets go

[storm bay]

Aye press 5-10 times depending on my freetine

[covert sage]

what

[storm bay]

Wat

[covert sage]

am i the only person here who doesn't want to kill people for money

[storm bay]

Yes

Idc who it is

Free games

Free pcs

[vale cliff]

You’re making it 2 people worse than it seems

[storm bay]

Well there are some lines I'm not crossing

Like if I gotta sacrifice a dog then nah

Im whipping out a Glock and pulling the trigger at my head

@covert sage name Ur top 10 games in order

[covert sage]

1. Pizza Tower 2. Deltarune 3. Ace Attorney 4. AntonBlast 5. Undertale 6. Stanley Parable 7. Rift of the Necrodnacer 8. Rivals of Aether 10. Super Meat Boy

[storm bay]

For me it's

1. ULTRAKILL
2. GD
3. Skate 3
4. ROR 2
5. Pizza tower
6. DBD
7. Trackmania nations forever
8. Joe danger
9. Balatro
10. Abiotic factor

That's my top 10

[river fulcrum]

Sure have lmao

My top 10 games are

1. Pizza Tower
2. Antonblast
3. Balatro
4. Deltarune
5. Undertale
6. Super mario odyssey
7. Mario bros wonder
8. Super Mario maker
9. Sonic Mania
10. Mario Kart World

(yeah I do like Nintendo)

[storm bay]

That's a fire list

[river fulcrum]

Thanks bro!

[storm bay]

Mario odyssey

Can't go wrong with mario odyssey

[storm bay]

UR IRISH

[river fulcrum]

Sure am

[storm bay]

SAME HERE BRO

[river fulcrum]

NO WAY!!!

[storm bay]

AYE

[river fulcrum]

🇮🇪

LET'S GOOOO

[storm bay]

🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

YAAAS

Wait what part

[river fulcrum]

Meath

[storm bay]

Awww

Derry

[river fulcrum]

Oh nice

[storm bay]

Ur not that far from me

[river fulcrum]

Yeah ig so

Never in my life did I think I would find an Irish person HERE

[storm bay]

Me nether

It's always a nice SUPRISE to find an Irish person in the community of intereste I have

[covert sage]

holy peak

[foggy wharf]

bring more skulls to me!

[upbeat cloak]

Bans yeah

[storm bay]

@zinc turret supposedly you can tell the future

[zinc turret]

sometimes

[storm bay]

Ok

What will happen on may 28 2026

2026

@zinc turret

[verbal geyser]

wait i can do it for her im legally a psychic

ahem

[storm bay]

Ok

[verbal geyser]

the cards tell me on may 28th

[storm bay]

However

[verbal geyser]

it will be the day before the 29th

[zinc turret]

okay i pulled a death card you will probably die

[storm bay]

Dam so I to a gay guy

How do I die

[verbal geyser]

erm in tarot death actually means good fortune 👆

[verbal geyser]

to death

[zinc turret]

i would have good fortune for that day ig

ok i pull next card

[storm bay]

Ok

[zinc turret]

the hanged man

[storm bay]

Wait what

[verbal geyser]

yeah you’re screwed

public gravy execution on may 28th

[storm bay]

Ohhh shot

So the gay guy who said hes going to do stuff to i is going to hang me?

Well

That's not good

[storm bay]

I don't wanna fie

[storm bay]

Wat

Wat does that mean

[zinc turret]

ok i pull another card

nahh this can't be i don't have 2 hanged men in my deck

[storm bay]

WAT

No

I don't wanna die

[zinc turret]

ok i pull another

emperor

[storm bay]

Enperor

Emperor

Wat does that mean

Am I cooked

[verbal geyser]

it’s means the emperor is going to hang you twice and then you die

[storm bay]

who's the emperor

[verbal geyser]

man i dunno i just work here

[storm bay]

Soo that's it

I'm hung twice then killed

[worldly temple]

jeb is happy (He doesnt know hes going mach whatever the fuck to the ground)

[bold tide]

asking anyone who want and who can draw, can someone redraw this chomik to balatro style?

[autumn falcon]

Does this help?

[bold tide]

mb

[storm bay]

what ahould i do

im hearing shit again

my headphones are playinbg

playing*

a fire guitar solo but wen i put on my headphones theres nothing

idk wats been happing theday and last night

WTF

IT STARTED PLAYING FUCK WAR WITHOUT REASON

it stopped

i think i should genuly see a docter about this

now theres a duck

wat the actual fuck

i feel like im actully going insane

[foggy wharf]

take your meds

[storm bay]

wat meds

i dont have any

[storm bay]

@foggy wharf wat do i genully do

the songs stopped ages ago

but now i feel like i could collapse and die any minute now

[foggy wharf]

call 911 then idk

[storm bay]

911

U mean 999

It don't natter

My right thigh is numb as shit rn

For once @zinc turret I'm gonna listen to Ur advice I'm gonna sleep

Is it doesn't work then fuck

I'm colour blind again

My neck and eyes are heavy again

Im fucked I think

My fone feels weird again

My brain is spinning

I feel it dpinning

[worldly temple]

tf

[storm bay]

What

R we deadass

[rigid crag]

idk why does this trash have 184K views

[storm bay]

Bro

I can barely hold my fone rn

[storm bay]

I got me friend fucking cooked

He was about to tell me something important and he had to fake sleep and not to message because they'd hear the vibration

I fucking misread it

Just fucking went

👍👍

Ima start praying for him bro

If his parents go through his phone

Nah he died

[main magnet]

balatro inspired me to start a roguelite im calling The Collector (tbd)

[foggy wharf]

look friend, i empathize with what you're going through, but posting here isn't going to do you any benefits. if you are experiencing a crisis call emergency @storm bay

[storm bay]

I'm not

He didn't actually get his skull caved in

[remote seal]

@storm bay man nobody gaf 😭

[storm bay]

Fucking meanie😢😢😢😢

[sharp bay]

Foids are the real villains

[bold tide]

btw still need help

[alpine terrace]

Sup guys

[storm bay]

Yo

[bold tide]

hi

[copper coral]

this is fake right???

[glad gale]

Triple T is in Fortnite, that is not fake at all

[copper coral]

what 😭

[glad gale]

I know it sounds crazy

[copper coral]

I used to play fortnite in It's peak era

[glad gale]

But it's true

[copper coral]

Season 4 🥀

and it turned into this

[gray harness]

say that again?

[copper coral]

Lmao

[glad gale]

Crazy Dave??? 😭😭

[copper coral]

that was unexpected 😭

[glad gale]

Glad I defended your house

[copper coral]

I helped you defeat zombies

[glad gale]

I come from the chapter where theee

Robo kit appears

[copper coral]

I had to search it up bc I forgot

that was season 5 I think

good old days

which one was ur favorite season?

[glad gale]

You sure?

[copper coral]

It's Kit(the skin) or Robo-Kevin

[gray harness]

As far as I know, there's an endless amount of them. I may not be able to defeat all of them, but at least I can delay my defeat and keep them at bay so that I can enjoy spending time with the little family I have left

[copper coral]

oh wait

it was chapter 2 season 5

I think

I get why I don't remember now I didn't play that one

[glad gale]

My goat 🥹

It was the only skin I wanted to ACTUALLY use

[copper coral]

I get why

that skin looks very cool

[copper coral]

I hope one day we'll be able to defeat all the zombies

Btw when are you coming to balatro?

[glad gale]

I'm sorry?

[gray harness]

Me too, neighbor, me too...

[glad gale]

Plants VS Zombies is coming to BALATRO?

[copper coral]

yes

look at his name

[glad gale]

Is that confirmed?

[copper coral]

"PvZ balala mod soon"

[gray harness]

Maybe as a mod soon, Revo made the concepts I had of every pvz1 and pvz2 plant (except mints) as jokers real for a mod, and we thought we could move it to its own mod as well, but idk when that will happen (or if it will happen at all)

[copper coral]

It'd be very cool to have a PvZ mod in balatro

[copper coral]

I love PVZ

I played it throughout all my childhood

[gray harness]

me too

[copper coral]

Whats your favorite plant?

[gray harness]

There isn't, I love them all equally!

[copper coral]

O very good answer

[gray harness]

-# Even the shitty ones!

gosh, this minesweeper minigame fucking sucks
I know this isn't a good example, but 50% of the time, you start with something like this

[devout iron]

that's workable if you know what you're doing

[gray harness]

That's what I said that that photo wasn't a good example, the three vases to the right of the mecha-nut are mines, but still, most games start you witg a 3×3 square of 1/2/3s!

[vernal tulip]

is that crazy dave!???
-# wriggy wrobble, zeeky zoogie zobble.

[gray harness]

The fuck did you just say about tacos?!

[vernal tulip]

sorry did i say it wrong

[zinc turret]

oh my god how can you even say that

[gray harness]

Very, indeed. Why do y'all end up saying stuff like that when trying to speak my language?!

[vernal tulip]

im very new to the language, and i just tried quoting that one guy from pvz gw2

[worldly temple]

type shi

(Wont even liftoff)

[gray harness]

shi

[hollow eagle]

not fooling anyone w yo profile

[copper coral]

this user account is deleted

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[glossy fulcrum]

meow

[gray harness]

a bit too late for that, don't you think?

[copper coral]

bruh

[hollow eagle]

broski fell for it

[zinc turret]

wtf tricky madness combat

[devout iron]

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[pearl flume]

Please choose a Druid Armament:

Welcome To The Jungle- A hand cannon revolver engraved with golden flowers and a long lasso of thorny vines, enchanted to not hurt the wielder. Shooting a target imbeds a seed into their wounds, the vine will automatically seek out the seed and entangle whatever it is imbedded in, restricting their movement heavily.

Sweet Child O' Mine- An ornate and pink katana. When unsheathed, a flood of pink petals is released from the scabbard in an area around the wielder, anyone or thing in contact with a petal can be struck as if the sword is right before them, regardless of where the wielder is swinging.

Knockin' On Heaven's Door- A flintlock and blunderbuss pair of guns, both wrapped and swaddled in blue floral cloth. Instead of bullets, the Blunderbuss fires a storm of razor sharp petals that can easily cut through leather and skin, the flintlock fires a heavy and throwing star like flower that can punch through even ship hulls. To reload each weapon, the wielder must recall the ammo, which returns at the same velocity it is fired.

[vale cliff]

Does Heaven’s Door have a hidden feature that lets the wielder write on victims like books?

[zinc turret]

yes

[zinc turret]

jonkling it

[vale cliff]

Jimbaldi’s balatrics in eggucation and +$earning

[main tangle]

Impressive

[worldly temple]

we landed on the moon

not going back tho

[weary sage]

Cotl ee

[wicked surge]

james bolongo :0

[ionic skiff]

I was listening to Roger Waters’ The Wall and I thought of a Weird Al polka medley covering The Wall

[hallow parrot]

hello

[ionic skiff]

I found a little something called Deviled Dice

[hallow mortar]

Well, i would choose Sweet Child O' Mine

[pearl flume]

Please rank the following topic 1-5, with 1 being the best. Today's topic is: Little guys

Goblin

Kobold

Gnoll

Imp

Gnome

[devout iron]

wowowow woah

[zinc turret]

wtf qba

[hoary verge]

Brutal

Minos

P-Rank

I am super skilled :3

Around 10 tries

:3

:3

:3

:3

[pale swallow]

P for Penis rank

[hoary verge]

lmao

[hoary verge]

Ball knowledge

[full roost]

P for pizza rank

[pale swallow]

No

[full roost]

peppino is v1 confirmed

100% real

[pale swallow]

It’s p for penis

[zinc turret]

gg

[storm bay]

fire im still trying to p-rank

[hoary verge]

Thanksies :3

My skill and my personality are very conflicting.

My A-Key also got stuck midfight lmao

[full roost]

I'd say they're perfectly fitting actually

mfs be playing fast bloody games while listening to laufey that's just how it goes lol

[zinc turret]

my skill and personality are absolutely fitting each other

[storm bay]

vro the skulls for the bad bones apron are always in the same spot

i just noticed

they stay the same

look at ts

https://medal.tv/games/pizza-tower/clips/mtaCdEpOYvjR7Pyny?invite=cr-MSxGVEcsNTM0Nzc4Njg2

wtf

[hoary verge]

I'm actually dumb :3

Who's laufey?

[storm bay]

vro i listen to like tyler the creator or mf doom

[full roost]

you're just like a friend I used to have lmao

[full roost]

singer-songwriter

[hoary verge]

oooookie

[full roost]

a really good one for that matter

[hoary verge]

I'm not too big into songs with lyrics.

[full roost]

yeah i gotchu don't worry lol

[hoary verge]

I listen to a lot of game OST.

[full roost]

hell yeah

that makes two of us

[hoary verge]

That, Miku, and older JT.

[full roost]

yoo vocaloid mentioned

[zinc turret]

yeah i listen to game music and vocaliod

[hoary verge]

:3

[full roost]

never tried any vocaloid music but like all my friends are into it so I might try

just for the fun of it

[storm bay]

dam relly

[full roost]

yeah, crazy amirite

I believe his favorite artist was Tyler the creator

and also a big fan of ultrakill

[storm bay]

thats just me so far

thats my frend exactly

was his name micheal

[zinc turret]

and i play hardcore games mostly

[full roost]

nah not even close lol

[storm bay]

niether was my friends

so i no its him

[full roost]

LMAOOO 😭

mf was named Alejandro btw

[storm bay]

DAM close enough to matthew

[full roost]

yeah man barely different 🥹🙌

[storm bay]

ik just SOOOOOOOOOO close

[fringe temple]

Which is your favorite?

Any choice is great

[hoary verge]

Uhm

idk

[fringe temple]

Darn

I should have not asked then

[hoary verge]

It's okie

Also

I just failed a Brutal P-Rank

within .3 seconds

😭

[covert sage]

nooooo

[storm bay]

unlucky

[covert sage]

which level

[storm bay]

im guessing p-2

or 8-3

[fickle halo]

i wish i had some jalapeno mustard for these paprika prongles

[storm bay]

wtf is jalapeno mustard

[fickle halo]

mustard with jalapeno in it

but you now have me curious too

what else could it be

[storm bay]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDD with jalapeno

perhapss????

[fickle halo]

like

jalapeno mayo?

jalamayo

[storm bay]

jalacost

mb

[zinc turret]

bruh

[fickle halo]

lesbian horse name detected

[storm bay]

WTF

WTF DID I MISS A PATCH NOTE WHY IS EVEYONE CALLING @zinc turret A FUCKING LESBIAN HORSE

IM SO FUCKING CONFUSED

[zinc turret]

me

[zinc turret]

caise i am

a horse

and a lesbian

[fickle halo]

gravy must not use tumblr

[storm bay]

no

[foggy wharf]

gang i just found a rollie pollie on my bed

[fickle halo]

all the umas are lesbian

except opera, opera is bi

[storm bay]

wat

[zinc turret]

ye

[fickle halo]

also gold ship likes and hates everyone

[zinc turret]

🐎🐎🐎🐎

neighh

[fickle halo]

true equality

[storm bay]

WHAT

THAT EXPLAINED NOTHING

[fickle halo]

:3

doesn't need to

just go with the vibe

[zinc turret]

bro you already knew im a horse and that im a lesbian

[storm bay]

only the fucking lesbian part

i thot that shit was for the bit

[zinc turret]

no you knew im a horse

i told you

[storm bay]

WHEN

i dont remember

[fickle halo]

she came to you in a dream

[storm bay]

that was not a dream

i remeber now

[fickle halo]

a nightmare?

[storm bay]

wasnt that before use were trying to make me go to sleep

like 2 or 3 hours before

[storm bay]

i thot that said you are a femboy

[storm bay]

when i was trying to wake up my friend

[zinc turret]

ok

[storm bay]

nothing changed for you

[zinc turret]

yea

[storm bay]

yea somting did

or yea like your agreeing that nothing changed

[storm bay]

no real life

[fickle halo]

ah

so a nightmare

[storm bay]

nah

life aint a nightmare rn

[fickle halo]

skill issue

you just gotta lock in then

[storm bay]

vro

do you need help

[fickle halo]

no

i enjoy the pain

[storm bay]

ooh ok

but like i know a guy whos a good therapist if u need it?

[fickle halo]

makes the journey that much more satisfying

[storm bay]

ahh that makes sense

[glossy fulcrum]

what the fluff going on in off topic

[storm bay]

off topic stuff

and gay bi and lesbian stuff

[fickle halo]

nothing balatro related

[glossy fulcrum]

my favoirutw

wow

[fickle halo]

i'm gonna go eat wieners with curry mayo

[storm bay]

👍

[storm bay]

like jalapeno curry

[fickle halo]

no

[storm bay]

oh

[glossy fulcrum]

curry mayo

[fickle halo]

like mcdonald's curry

but good

[storm bay]

THEY DO CURRY

[glossy fulcrum]

i didnt know mcdonalds had that

[storm bay]

WERE TF DO U LIV

[fickle halo]

they do curry mayo

[zinc turret]

me

[storm bay]

ARE U EVEN FROM EARTH

[fickle halo]

i'm from finland so some would argue no

[glossy fulcrum]

chill out crochacho

[zinc turret]

no they're from planet zygon

[storm bay]

ooh

[foggy wharf]

little orphan british boy discovers spices, can't believe his britches

[storm bay]

is that in finland

[storm bay]

not british close

[zinc turret]

i don't think so

[storm bay]

oh

[fickle halo]

it can be 🥵

[storm bay]

dam

[glossy fulcrum]

gruh

[storm bay]

are u hot or somtin

[zinc turret]

anyways 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

[glossy fulcrum]

i am

:3

[storm bay]

turn a fan on vro

[zinc turret]

w rizz

[storm bay]

ok

[fickle halo]

ok stinky

:3c

[glossy fulcrum]

errm

not stinky

[storm bay]

first time any said that to me

[glossy fulcrum]

showered yeterday at 3 am

[storm bay]

i was asleep

then

[fickle halo]

sniff of proof?

[storm bay]

and I FUCKING HATE BRITIN

[glossy fulcrum]

wtfluff

[storm bay]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[glossy fulcrum]

im a gay

[storm bay]

u mean guy???

[zinc turret]

im a gay too

[storm bay]

right

[glossy fulcrum]

i hare aneruca

[foggy wharf]

then maybe don't react like a fuckin weirdo when someone mentions curry lmao

[glossy fulcrum]

i am a guy too yes

[foggy wharf]

people won't assume you're british then

[storm bay]

vro my macies dont do curry

[glossy fulcrum]

curry is yummy

idk about mcdonalds though

[storm bay]

just BQQ and red sauce

[foggy wharf]

mcdonalds is literally grey sludge

[fickle halo]

@foggy wharf may i see your full pfp

[glossy fulcrum]

literally

mcdonalds sucks

[storm bay]

were i am its not

[glossy fulcrum]

mega overrated

[foggy wharf]

berry polite

[fickle halo]

adorable

[zinc turret]

mcdonalds ewwwwww

[storm bay]

but chippy is better

[storm bay]

vro thats you

[foggy wharf]

its literally me ya

[glossy fulcrum]

wowza

[storm bay]

dam thats crazy

[foggy wharf]

rip in peace the old one

[fickle halo]

cuuuuute

[storm bay]

dam

fire

[foggy wharf]

these were other contendors

[fickle halo]

now i wanna give you uppies

[storm bay]

did u make all of them

[foggy wharf]

no, i think the artist to literally all of them is ashleyloob

[storm bay]

dam

[foggy wharf]

she created the weedcat character (a totally unique character from sprigatito for legal reasons)

[fickle halo]

my pfp

[storm bay]

absolute cinema

[fickle halo]

am cat :3

[storm bay]

This mine

its my dead dog

:(:(:(

[fickle halo]

i have 1 too

[storm bay]

died feb 2024

[storm bay]

dead one??

[zinc turret]

nooo

[storm bay]

ik

[fickle halo]

mine died in june of 2025

[storm bay]

then some american slags talk shit about her

[storm bay]

aw im srry for ur loss

[fickle halo]

he was 10

[storm bay]

he came to my house evey sunday

then stopped

[fickle halo]

not a snow leopard, a pallas cat

[foggy wharf]

i like evil women

[fickle halo]

hot

[storm bay]

then i was told she was put down

[fickle halo]

you like me?

[storm bay]

because she was dying

[foggy wharf]

ur not evil enough

[zinc turret]

you like me?

[fickle halo]

you haven't known me long enough

[foggy wharf]

all you spirit halloween bitches who are part time meanies

i want A VILLAIN

[storm bay]

✋ ✋ ✋ ✋

[storm bay]

i know a person

✋ ✋ ✋ ✋ ✋

i have my hand up

[foggy wharf]

my ex literally destroyed me, BUT I HAVE MORE TO BREAK

[storm bay]

they break your fucking spine

[fickle halo]

just bc i'm a sub doesn't mean i'm not a full-time villain

[zinc turret]

i literally destroyed my ex once lol

[storm bay]

in what way

[foggy wharf]

i meant emotionally but yall are alright

[storm bay]

ooh nvm

nope

✋ ✋ ✋

again

i know someone

[zinc turret]

he was kinda getting on my nerves and i crashed out

[storm bay]

oh ok phhew

[foggy wharf]

.6% of the game has played as women

[storm bay]

dam

but ik a girl

[storm bay]

who will break u emotionaly

[glossy fulcrum]

shocker

[storm bay]

drive you to insanity

[foggy wharf]

i got the game specifically for the wnba

but they dead ass segregated it

[zinc turret]

yo that's me

[storm bay]

👎

[foggy wharf]

you access wnba through it's own menu

[zinc turret]

i mean

[foggy wharf]

and it has a worse story mode

[zinc turret]

insanity

[storm bay]

dont think i went to school wit u

[storm bay]

but she is short

soo perfect for picking up

[zinc turret]

ok???

[storm bay]

so its not u then

ooh

[zinc turret]

wha

[storm bay]

u mean just the insanity part

oooh mb

[zinc turret]

yea

[storm bay]

@foggy wharf i have someone then

checks all the boxes uve given

[foggy wharf]

rate my bd3 girlie

[storm bay]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

4

4 or 5

[zinc turret]

bro i have a wife

[storm bay]

not u

[fickle halo]

it's not a gif >x<

[storm bay]

👍

[zinc turret]

type mp4 to gif in google

[storm bay]

what game should i play guys and gals

lads and lassies

[foggy wharf]

tarkov

[storm bay]

dont have tarkov

[foggy wharf]

its on sale

[storm bay]

if i did i wouldt be alive

[storm bay]

broke

spend my money on pizza tower

[foggy wharf]

ive been cycling between NBA, sparking zero, tark, and xcom 2

i wanna play fable 3

but it's a slower burn

[storm bay]

what game should i play tho

that i have

[foggy wharf]

one of those

ultrakill

play that

[zinc turret]

ultrakill

[storm bay]

i just stopped playing ultrakill

ive been playing it like all day

[foggy wharf]

sparking zero

[zinc turret]

geometry dash

osu

[storm bay]

playing the same game all day is fucking really hard for me bro

[foggy wharf]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1790600/DRAGON_BALL_Sparking_ZERO/

Steam

DRAGON BALL: Sparking! ZERO

DRAGON BALL: Sparking! ZERO takes the legendary gameplay of the Budokai Tenkaichi series and raises it to whole new levels. Become a super warrior and experience the earth-shaking, limit-breaking power of Dragon Ball battles!…

Price

$69.99

Recommendations

48329

Metacritic

83

[storm bay]

BITCH IM BROKE

[storm bay]

ooh ok

[foggy wharf]

BITCH 🏴‍☠️

[zinc turret]

HOW MUCH

[storm bay]

70

[foggy wharf]

it's literally 98 CAD

[storm bay]

WTF

[glossy fulcrum]

where u at

[foggy wharf]

it's cwazy

[glossy fulcrum]

in ultarkill

[storm bay]

beat it

done minos

[foggy wharf]

i pirated the hell out of it

love the game

[glossy fulcrum]

which difficulty

[foggy wharf]

but im NOT dropping 100 dollas on a game

[zinc turret]

ultrakill doesn't take that long to beat it

[storm bay]

standard

i only got it last week

[glossy fulcrum]

fair

[storm bay]

i beat it in 2 days

[glossy fulcrum]

i have p ranked the minos on standard

waha

i still need to unlock p-2

[storm bay]

layer 8 took a day

[storm bay]

same

[glossy fulcrum]

i died like over 100 times on 8-3

[zinc turret]

i didn't even play fraud

[glossy fulcrum]

powers fucked me over

[foggy wharf]

tbh im on like

layer 4

[storm bay]

my friend told my to kill mysrlf cause i didnt p rank mentoes prime fist try

[glossy fulcrum]

😭

mentoes prime

[storm bay]

friends*

[foggy wharf]

your friend sounds like a dick lmao

s

[storm bay]

noo

well yes

[zinc turret]

mentoes

[storm bay]

im the one they all bully the most

[zinc turret]

mentos lime

[storm bay]

but they also chill as hell

oh yeah mb

my friend group is wierd acully

in order its friend 1

friend 1
friend 1
friend 1
friend 1
friend

[foggy wharf]

all of you are weird as hell

[storm bay]

fuck

friend 1 gay

friend 2 femboy

[zinc turret]

stop being friends with them then

[storm bay]

no cause im wierd

[foggy wharf]

naw ur just waiting for a chance to crack the femboy

[zinc turret]

oh yeah

[glossy fulcrum]

gay and femboy arent weird though

[storm bay]

yes i am

[glossy fulcrum]

istg gruh

canw e just be normal about femboys

[storm bay]

friend 3 autisic

[glossy fulcrum]

we arent toys

[storm bay]

friend 4 autisic

friend 5 (me) autistic

[zinc turret]

yo i love femboys

[glossy fulcrum]

me too

[storm bay]

thats the easiest way to summerise them

[fickle halo]

i have a femboy friend who wants to be

[storm bay]

SAME

[glossy fulcrum]

okay but that doesnt mean thats how they want everyone to treat them

[foggy wharf]

i think im just realizing there's people who identify as femboys outside of a performative role?

[glossy fulcrum]

or maybe it does

[storm bay]

u r fully corredt

[glossy fulcrum]

doesnt apply to every femboy regardless

[storm bay]

it is

[fickle halo]

duh

[glossy fulcrum]

yes

[storm bay]

didnt say it did vro

[glossy fulcrum]

some people think like that

[foggy wharf]

i thought being a femboy was like being a drag queen

[storm bay]

uh

[storm bay]

like who

[glossy fulcrum]

not rly

[foggy wharf]

arent you just trans atp??

[fickle halo]

yes but we is a collective term referring to all of a specified group

[glossy fulcrum]

ive gotten plenty of weirdos in my dms from a femboy server

im not in it anymore

[foggy wharf]

on estrogen
dresses like a girl
acts like a girl
wants to be treated like a girl

"im just a femboy uwu"

[storm bay]

fair enough

[glossy fulcrum]

im not on estrogen

i dont want breasts

[foggy wharf]

are you like- pursuing it?

[glossy fulcrum]

no

[storm bay]

how did we get from steam games to this

[glossy fulcrum]

i just wear feminine stuff and shave sometimes

[storm bay]

like wtf

[glossy fulcrum]

and it makes me happy

[foggy wharf]

you need to calm down

[storm bay]

i cant

[glossy fulcrum]

me when conversations move

🤯

[foggy wharf]

utter panic induced in this man

[fickle halo]

just because someone likes being a cutie patootie, does not mean they want to be a girl

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah

[storm bay]

that physicly impossible for me

[storm bay]

now thats tru

[zinc turret]

yo im trans hi

[glossy fulcrum]

oki

[storm bay]

to be calm

[fickle halo]

on other news, i'm still waiting to find a psychiatrist willing to prescribe me estrogen, more at 11

[storm bay]

unless im asleep

[foggy wharf]

i just couldn't imagine wanting to be a boy outside of a temporary performative role

ie, femboy cosplay

[storm bay]

oh ok

[glossy fulcrum]

buh

[foggy wharf]

buh urself im not hating

[verbal geyser]

public discord meets a she her boy for the first time, simply can’t comprehend

[foggy wharf]

like, not on u

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah but i dont like this mindset

[foggy wharf]

gender to me is all performative roles we play

[storm bay]

who

[foggy wharf]

gender is fluid

[glossy fulcrum]

i mean

thats kinda fair tbh

but i do it for the purpose of my happiness

[foggy wharf]

yeh im not like

trying to belittle your gender identity

i'm a she/??? cause my gender be poppin

[storm bay]

im so lost atp

[glossy fulcrum]

technically femboy isnt even a gender identity its just a way of expression

[foggy wharf]

thats what i was saying

[glossy fulcrum]

oka

[fickle halo]

and so is my s- gets sniped

[foggy wharf]

"since when did it become an identity and stop being a means of expression"

[storm bay]

when that person said so

[foggy wharf]

ie role/play/drag

[fickle halo]

it's a state of being

[storm bay]

that person over there

[glossy fulcrum]

whar

[storm bay]

WAR

is there a reason

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah

[storm bay]

war with reason

[glossy fulcrum]

come forth child of man

[storm bay]

AND DIE

[zinc turret]

people can't just understand and say okay

[foggy wharf]

drag queens do drag and dress up as women because it makes them feel good and pretty, and it's just temporary. some do it more than others (I think some never leave character tbh), but they don't identify as women out of character

i thought femboys were the same

[glossy fulcrum]

for me its not like a temporary thing

[zinc turret]

yo that's me

[foggy wharf]

and some like finnister realize "you know what"

[storm bay]

same

[storm bay]

i thot u were a horse

fluid horse

[glossy fulcrum]

i would rather just stay in my room forever than go out in public in typical masculine clothing

[storm bay]

so ur shy

[foggy wharf]

lowkey the first step in my own gender journey was going "Just cause I'm a boy doesn't mean I have to be masculine and the stereotypical male"

[verbal geyser]

i feel we missed the last few words

[glossy fulcrum]

no, i wear feminine clothing and it lowkey boosts my confidence

[storm bay]

i

ik

[glossy fulcrum]

though i am not very social

[storm bay]

i mean the outside part

[zinc turret]

MY INTERNET

my fucking internet

i can't fucking send messages

[storm bay]

THATS HOW U FUCKING SPELL IT

[glossy fulcrum]

wut

[storm bay]

i ment socialy shy

[glossy fulcrum]

i wear feminine stuff in public though

[storm bay]

i cant fucking spell

[foggy wharf]

like my ex said she dated a femboy when i was in that era of my life. i called myself it as well. then at some point my egg cracked and i was like "I wanna gorl"

[glossy fulcrum]

my social issues are unrelated to my identity as a femboy

[glossy fulcrum]

thats fair

[storm bay]

never mind lost i think im in a differnt planet

[glossy fulcrum]

but i am almost certain that im not trans

[foggy wharf]

could just be nonbeansy

gender n/a

[glossy fulcrum]

im just a guy

:p

[foggy wharf]

your pronouns are whatever is funniest in the moment

[glossy fulcrum]

nah

[foggy wharf]

how does that feel to say? And think about

[storm bay]

its true

[foggy wharf]

bitch is you who i asked

[storm bay]

idk

[glossy fulcrum]

im happy with it

[storm bay]

im very lost

[foggy wharf]

go have fun

leave us be for now

[storm bay]

fuck u

[foggy wharf]

for me I hate the thought "I'm a guy", like it doesn't hurt as much as it used to, but the only way I'm comfortable calling myself a guy is if I add lil. im just a lil guy

[storm bay]

the temtation to colour tho

fuck me it temtaion won

[foggy wharf]

but otherwise my gender is very loosey goosey, even though I hate he/him pronouns

or being called a guy or bro

[verbal geyser]

i always saw bro/dude as a neutral term

[glossy fulcrum]

thats fair

[storm bay]

no offense wat about vro

[foggy wharf]

want me to get woke?

[storm bay]

EXACTLY

[glossy fulcrum]

i usualy say cro

[verbal geyser]

but i can definitely see how it can be masculine

[foggy wharf]

it's only a neutral term in a patriarchal and misogynistic world that centers around men

[glossy fulcrum]

i dont like saying bro or dude as neutral because they technically arent

bro is short for brother

or, a male sibling

now its not always used between literal brothers

[storm bay]

what do those words mean

[foggy wharf]

male pronouns come first, masculine affections are given instead of truly gender neutral words

[glossy fulcrum]

patriarchal means ruled by men, misogynistic means sexism toward women

[verbal geyser]

@grok what this mean

[storm bay]

aaa thank you

[glossy fulcrum]

at least put simply

[storm bay]

i understand now

[glossy fulcrum]

the world isnt literally ruled by men but a lot of standards and systems favor them

[zinc turret]

bro i skiped the whole convo cause i have no internet

[glossy fulcrum]

and most world leaders are men historically

[storm bay]

ahhhh

[verbal geyser]

its crazy how much misogyny/originally misogynistic terms are rooted in our language that we can’t remove because it’s so deeply rooted

[storm bay]

dont puplicly hang me for this but what about rosa parks

[zinc turret]

feels like im a ghost cause everyone ignores me fucking everywhere

[verbal geyser]

son

[glossy fulcrum]

uh what

[verbal geyser]

she wasn’t a leader 😭

[storm bay]

i feel as tho im fucked

[glossy fulcrum]

pretty sure protesters arent world leaders

[verbal geyser]

hi!!! we’re talking about men vs women and misogyny or whatever idek anymore

[storm bay]

i mean the creggan hoods think theyare

[verbal geyser]

they hold zero political power

[zinc turret]

wait im not a ghost????

[storm bay]

petrol bombs

[glossy fulcrum]

im a ghost

[storm bay]

popo cars go boom

[glossy fulcrum]

👻

[verbal geyser]

maybe they can influence politicians but nope zero power

[verbal geyser]

not at the moment

[storm bay]

shiesties and e scooters

[glossy fulcrum]

rosa parks is known for standing up against racial injustice

[storm bay]

all black

[storm bay]

i thot that was martin luther king jr

[verbal geyser]

mlk did too

[glossy fulcrum]

its not exclusive to one person

[storm bay]

IM SO SRRY

[verbal geyser]

there’s allowed to be multiple people racial protesting

[storm bay]

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY WEARING ALL BLACK

[glossy fulcrum]

mlk also stood up against and spoke up against injustice

[storm bay]

is this a history leason now

[glossy fulcrum]

civil rights movements arent just one person

[storm bay]

YIPPEE

[glossy fulcrum]

apparently

[storm bay]

i love history

yay

[verbal geyser]

clearly you don’t know the history so yeah kinda

[glossy fulcrum]

if u love history i feel like u'd know this

[storm bay]

im stupid

[glossy fulcrum]

or maybe thats an american thing

[storm bay]

it is

[verbal geyser]

wait gravy are you american

[storm bay]

no

irish

[verbal geyser]

ok that makes more sense now

[glossy fulcrum]

american education does have a bit of a focus on american history more than world history

[storm bay]

does it

[glossy fulcrum]

at least in my experience

[storm bay]

oooh

wait

i leaked my location

shit

no one will realise

[verbal geyser]

still time to delete it bro

[glossy fulcrum]

ireland is a pretty big place

idk

[storm bay]

no because nothing i said will have context

[verbal geyser]

yeah i assumed most foreign countries didn’t learn in depth abt american segregation/racism

[storm bay]

i said my street name

[glossy fulcrum]

oh

:p

[storm bay]

illl be ok

didnt say my house

no of use better be looking for it

[foggy wharf]

freaks were distracting me from my laundry

[storm bay]

i swear if i see my street name

[storm bay]

who

[glossy fulcrum]

mb

[foggy wharf]

you freaks

[storm bay]

oooh

oops

[foggy wharf]

i saw a rollie pollie on my bed and it freaked me out

[zinc turret]

you let them distract you

[foggy wharf]

so im washing my whole bedding

[storm bay]

dam

wats a rollie pollie

[foggy wharf]

i feel bad i hope he escaped

[foggy wharf]

a small crustacean

[verbal geyser]

best bug oat but valid reason to wash

[foggy wharf]

similiar looking to a beetle, but not

[storm bay]

a small what

[foggy wharf]

:I

[glossy fulcrum]

pillbug

[verbal geyser]

it’s like a beetle shape wise but it can roll into a ball

[storm bay]

wats that

[storm bay]

oooh

[verbal geyser]

son use google please 🙏

[foggy wharf]

fr 😭

[storm bay]

ok

[foggy wharf]

"idk smth let me ask the weirdos in discord"

better than ai ig 😭

[verbal geyser]

oh speaking of ai

[storm bay]

this guy

[foggy wharf]

yeh

[storm bay]

EEEEEW

[foggy wharf]

theyre itty bitty

naw

[glossy fulcrum]

theyre so silly

[foggy wharf]

theyre not that bad

[storm bay]

ooh

[foggy wharf]

not NEARLY as bad as a bedbug

[storm bay]

i thot they were big

[foggy wharf]

but bug in my bed freaked me out no matter what

[glossy fulcrum]

i saw a spider in my room the other day but i was so locked in on a roblox game that i kinda just ignored it

[zinc turret]

cute little guy

[storm bay]

wats a bed bug

[glossy fulcrum]

fair

[storm bay]

jk jk

[foggy wharf]

son of mine

child o mine

[verbal geyser]

they’re like a little bigger than an ant

[glossy fulcrum]

a bug in your bed

[storm bay]

IM JOKING

[foggy wharf]

that feeds on you

and lays its eggs inside u

[glossy fulcrum]

they have nasty bites and need extermination

[storm bay]

i stupid but not that stupid

[foggy wharf]

never had bed bugs

[glossy fulcrum]

me neither

[foggy wharf]

and when my old apartment got roaches i moved out that month

[storm bay]

FUCK THAT

[verbal geyser]

so my friend has a bunch of ocs wrote a while storyline and everything but when he wants to read about his ocs and not write about them he uses ai to write for him to entertain him

[foggy wharf]

the city is disgusting

[storm bay]

WHAT THE HELL

[foggy wharf]

genuinely less vermin insects in the country

[feral grove]

Speaking of bed bugs, shouldn’t that go in #1200105253559873707

[glossy fulcrum]

💔

[storm bay]

where did u come from

[zinc turret]

true

[foggy wharf]

that is a 💔 🥀 moment

[feral grove]

I came from #🌱・seed-chat tyvm

[storm bay]

oh

ok

[zinc turret]

the server is public i think

[foggy wharf]

the fun of having OCs comes from writing

[verbal geyser]

we were discussing whether it’s a valid use of ai (it’s not, no use of ai is valid) but he insists he’s anti ai

[verbal geyser]

ding ding ding one more time for the people in the back

[storm bay]

it is

[storm bay]

im in the back