#🃏・off-topic
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Imagine sleeping
I have half my rats awake at any given ti-
I mean, this is definitely a human being typing this
I'm pretty sure he's a deep sleeper
rats you say?
Do you have a River of them?
How could I wake him up
they are a river of rats
splash water on him
i imagine rats would have a siesta society
Bro
I don't live with him
no rigid day night rythm
go to his house
call
Fuck no
OOOOHH
📞
Tru
Wrongest statement
Please resolve the following scenario:
You came home one day, exhausted and lethargic, thus you immediately crash into your sleeping spot and rest.
When you awaken, you are greeted not by your home, but a strange new land filled with creatures based on objects and at the center of it all, a massive black geiser that gives this world its form.
If you disrupt the geiser, your home will return to It's original state, or so you are told.
What now, then ?
He won't wake up
What should I do
I do know we're he lives
So I could splash water on him
Spawn into the corner of his bedroom and wait there in the dark
MF IS THAT JUST DELTARUNE
Nah
Gays love that i think
i think i know the person you found for him
I know exactly what to do
Who dont say me
i go and close the dark fountain obviously
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO
WWHHHHYYYYYY
U DONT KNOW WHAT UVE DONE
We were deadass on bout that like 2 hours ago
Everyone is gay now
would you press the button?
everyone is gay
but
no consequences
We'd never go out wit each other
oooh
Uuuh dinner with jay-z
What else could I write
i mean looking at the screenshot
I don’t have the right
U think that's gay
U should seen use at half 1
Us*
Wait what
I think your message count would go down ten times if you edited them
no
Thank fuck
i think you'd be a good couple with your friend
Just had to get personal opinion
......
That's wat I meant
Are we deadass
U being 100% truthful
No U were right
I also understood that wrong
Between me and him
Like, you wasted no time
you guys will be the best couple ever icl
Just do whatever, man
I have bought this upon myself
If you don’t wanna date your friend, don’t
I like men.
Same, bestie
CBA, Are you best friends with CBT?
i am friends with ny friends
knock knock who's there the chicken
that's literally me
what number horse are you
I’m so hungry I could starve
don't starve
it's not bad if one of 20 rats die
together
It would be bad if you starved too
Let’s don’t starve together
Speaking of CBT
:toadnoping_2:
Does anyone here know when Deadlock stops CBT and goes open ?
deadlocked from ghess dattleadvanced
it might be 2,283,670,994
your pc will probably explode
I have an rtx 5060 ti and i5-14400 and it’s taking everything like a champ
I disabled vsync in poker night causing GPU% to go up and it still took it
Like a god damn champ
I’m currently on the web based Cookie Clicker
that's not how you spell it
phone more like phtwo 😂
Idc
I'm trying to balance it on my chin
Yyyyooo
I did iitt
@zinc turret U seem like the type of person to always have good snacks
unfortunately no
both
Because I can't like
What
BOTH
How'd U get dlc vro
All I got is the autistic dlc
Tbh I feel U I had £20 to my name yesterday
Now I got £0.84
i have 24¢ for the past week
Dam
I can't even buy a lucazade no more😭😭😭
Theyre £1 each
Shit crazy in the big 26
@devout iron U got snacks
Can I permanently barrow snacks from anyone
I'm haven't eaten in like 12 hours
I'm having 3 bowls of cereal bro fuck this
Btw @zinc turret JOHNA still sleeping
Wait no shit it's 5am
go to sleep
Mee
Fuck no
Should I do a third all nighter
HOOOO
Sleep is for the week my brother
Vro I'm probs gonna be playing ultrakill then just collapsing in my desk
I haven't slept in 2 or 3 days
i have 4 boxes of different cheez its
share
Awwww
i am the cheese goblin
PPLLS
do not purchase my wares
I haven't eating in 12 hours
they are mine
I'll do ANYTHING
For a half a box
ANYTHING
One I had to give a guy 👤 over basketball
the only thing i ate last 2 days was like chips and uhh more chips
not eating for 12 hours is fine
i had like some eggs with cheese the day before yesterday
or 2 days before the yesterday
....
i'm allergic to eggs
you look like you are ngl
drake the type of guy to
And them stitching it bac on got rid of my allergie
Wat
Wait@zinc turret
Prediction my broskie gonna wake up at 9 am
Any time between 9 and half 9
that's 6 hours of sleep
That seems bout rite for someone who's probably a femboy
that doesn't make any sense
my wife usually sleeps at least 14 hours or something
Wife....
that is certainly something 🐴🌴
huh
no
i'm like 17
👍👍
I'm 15
Hang on
How do U have a wife at the age on 17
Don't scroll up prototype
Some horses and palm trees are things ✍️🔥
Theres only chez it's and a cheese goblin
Is it the head bit
hess
Cheese goblin
Because I started up at new messages before seeing that
oops
People saying their ages make me feel old
I'm dead serious
I’m…
my phone glitched out sorry
21 👴
what's the combined age of every rat
DAM
damn unc
412
I swear I wasn’t at one point
Was I close
Where did all the time go?
However@zinc turret
How can U have a wife at 17
Years old
Isn't that not illegal
Or somtin
i'm jusy dating with her i just call her wife we aren't actually married
Ohhhh
i mold
Same way I can my broskie pookie
@frosty fossil
Is that them???
you call him husband?
I wish I had a pookie
CBA???
The only people I’m attracted to are colleagues decades older than me and married
perfect couple
Wat
ngl
Ooohhh shit I see why proto
cryo g
Jice
just ice
cry og
Oooooohhh
Aaaaaaaa
I can't even use that on my friends
I'm the fucking oldest
By 14 days
If it wasn't for this server I wouldve went to sleep last night
Btw@vale cliff should I do a third all nighter
In a row
no
But why
The more tired i am the more gay I act
Idk why
That's how it works
Don't question it
Wait, same, what?
cause you are gay
I thought I was special
And the later it is the more gay I act
It’s like being drunk or something
I am special autism dlc
nobody is special
hess
hess
EXACTLY NOBODEY ELSE HAS THAT PROBLEM
I'm going to fucking touch u
no
wth
2027
What's the for
universe collapse
i calculated it in my head cause i was bired asf
Fredbear meets fredbear on that day
Or even in the same room
holy ball
Bro johna sleeping too much lwk
is cba annoying as a phrase
I’m only saying that because I only just downloaded the game tbh
no
I’m larping so hard
How wake up a gay guy
water bucket
Who is deep sleep er
lava bucket
WHY DO ALL OF USE THINK I LIVE WITH HIM
Bro
cause you both gay
I don't wanna kill my pookie
Chemical water bucket
confess to him bro
I'm deadass at a loss for words here
I wish I had out colleagues so bad
That's like the what
Or out friends, actually
8th time now
Idk why I went to coworkers first
at a
| | |
| | |_
for words
i wish i had a
Having gay friends is such a luxury because you immediately have a fallback plan
Loss
Truu
What if I alrd did
i have like 3 backup plans
What would Ur reaction be
I had 8
ok
I'm good at befriending gay ppl
boyfriends?
Wat does that say about me
Once, I came out to a bi guy and he was so turned off he decided to be straight again
AAAAAH FUCK U FUCK ME AAAAA FFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK
He immediately remembered his religion doesn’t like gay stuff :(
I hate U but I don't
It was so funny
Not sure if this is off topic, but is there a listing of Jimbos canon height? Would it just be LocalThunk's height?
Dam
Just put a ruler to the screen
i had like only 5 boyfriends i think
He’s the card
5
I’ve had 0
Shyguy
yeah five five
Same
I play on a Game boy advanced, hes like 3 inches lol
But that subject could be due to change
But on the bright side, if I land it once, maybe I can make it last for life
55 WTF
can i jump higher than jimbo from balatro?
yeah 55
Can I run faster than Jimbo?
Bro very is 58 inches
Bro run 18 kph
Now jimbo
Not*
Is that shyguy mario
I played a mario game 2 days ago
Shyguy scp
Scp wish I wasn't shy
No
Awww
uh no
Mario shyguy >:(
I run 15 meters per hour, I keep slipping :(
Keep trying
Ogey
Bart SIMPSON HIS BITCH ASS
For once @zinc turret didn't say anything bout ts
i can run 50kmp
OHHH WTF
LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL 🗣
hi horse
Why R U yelling
Helloooo :3
TESTING❗️🗣
hru horse
I am well, I was about to go and play ultrakill
oh have fun horse
I think it would be funny if every umamusume was in this server
More ideas
Horses will flood every channel
potentially 3
HIIIIII (≧▽≦)
So then he wakes up
good morning
@vale cliff what could I bait my pookie wit do U hink
i have no idea
Think*
I've seen the discussion it's kinda hilarious
maybe closets
Converses
Cant put that on a fishing rod tho
Queerbait
NOOOO WAAAAYY
I slept 5 hours today
I'm gonna die
that's so enough
He has like 32 unread messages from me
Ah she'll be fineeee
aw dang it i have to find another wife
.,...
Never ever
I had the perfect person too
Bluebeard after his wife finds the corpse dungeon
so you revive
you know im jokingggg
I KNOWWW
@vale cliff do U think gay ppl like doughnuts????
I love her btw
Want kind tho
Gay people like jojo and jojo likes doughnuts
i love seeing happy couples
you spell doughnuts right but everything else wrong???
Ok how can I bait someone who's sleeping
everyone loves me lol
“Do”, “think”, “gay”, “like”
✋ objection
was gonna say the same thing
im gay and i like closets
BUT I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THEM IDIOT
i know
YAY (≧▽≦)
it's unbelievably easy to make her happy
I got nothing
I used my 5 daily eurikas
I'm fucking thoughtless now
Nothing in my skull
Yeah yeah
Besides like 4 empty Pringle cans ig
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU TWO
U look jealous
Yeah
im glad you're happy horse
i'm giggling so much
Uhm, isn't it a bit early?
OH HI
Ho
Hi
Ummm
Uhhhh
👀
(I slept 5 hours)
I wanted to tell you
Yeah, I noticed
😭😭
thank you, other horse
I'll try the fucking doughnut strat
Uuuh @storm condor what's Ur fav types of doughnuts
jelly filled
Rite
🐎
🐎
drive to his house and wake him up
Maybe he doesn't like jelly filled
water bucket
I'm not bothered
Vro I don't live with him
proof?
For the 11th time
If I did I would've slapped him till he got up
Or do the water strat
hehehehehe yk the deadpool game for ps3 and xbox 360?
drive to his home
Yh wat bout it
"THAT'S FOR ALL THE FURRY MIDGETS IN THE WORLD"
be bothered then
But whhhhy
"THAT'S FOR MAKING ME LOVE YOUUUU :D"
"THAT'S FOR MAKING ME HATE YOU >:("
IIIIIII DDDDOOOOONNNNTT WWWANNNNAAAA
Meow :3
nya
:3 !!
neighh
It*
Cutie horse wifeee
does anyone know how i can force quit discord entirely with no background processes
Task manager
i'm on linux, and looking glass doesn't feel like it today
hold up, lemme try rq
Use task manager
folk
alt fr
f4
Aww aye that's a thing
grrrrrrrrrrr it still has background processes
I think the breaking pc worked
i need FULL close
Nvm
i have no idea
revived itself
delete discord
try using johna
install my virus
okay i just did "pkill Discord", and it worked :D
Should I just put down johna
who the hell is johna
ahhhhhh
Bro I got jump scared by fucking phobos
🐎🐎🐎🐎
JESUS CHRIST
92%
Is the Ur best
Shiiit
I got catin the cross fire
defs like dead and shit
I hold on I got a discord not
Nvm I have schizophrenia ig
Dam I fuckin do
Were is everyone
Have I been talking to my self
Have I been saying I'm dating my friend this hole tome
Time*
Wtf
huh
same
what is phonos 💔
Phobos
It's uhh phobos
@zinc turret I'm bad at explaining U explain
@zinc turret as well why do U keep saying I'm dating my pookie????
Like so what
gd level phobos
ohhh
extreme demon
Nearly out of view in one photo we were saying that we should fuck on the 28 may 2026
youtube vortrox died at 92% there
i play gd sometimes, but my hardest is like
this random insane level called "bloodbath but no"
But still so wat it was 1 time x3
PHOBOS
FUCCCCKKKK
I JUMPED SO FUCKING HARD
I knew it was coming too
I'm gonna die
Something is tapping my pillow
I'm facing the wall
Away from everything else
I'm dead
I'm dieing
Bye bye everyone
bye
I'm going dash to nine curcles
go to sleep bro
dash is 5 stars difficulty
nine circles is so ass
So combined in have 8 demons
I have an amibo hanging from a shelf
And it keep hitting my pillow
fucking E.M.M.I. amibo
It's just me an U again it seems
@zinc turret
Everyone else is dead or. Something
Idk
Sooo
sleep
Why
Wait
Am I sleep deprived
Is my brain trying to tell me to sleep
I can barely keep myself up
My brain wants me to sleep
But my heart doesn't
Why do U want me to sleep so badly
My pookie better wake tf up
In 15 mins or I swear
I might be sleep deprived
I'm not sure
My eyes feel heavy
@zinc turret Gon help
Cast like a stay awake spell
Plls
Cant ruin my all nighter streak
@storm condor help
Cast like a stay awake spell
bro stop
Stop wat
you didn't sleep for 2 days
I'll be fine
you literally just had hallucinations
Been lying on my face for like an hour
No
It was my amibo
Wait a fucking second
My amibos aren't able to tap my pillow
They're contained
Another discord not that wasn't real
Mb this sidetracked me really badly
Why is it entertaining
I'm not trusting the discord notes anymore
Do U think my left eye twitching is bad @zinc turret or @storm condor
That's my bad eye tho
Use R the only ones here
hop on me bro ill drive you to your friends house in 2 minutes
Wit
im a horse
ill easily get to ireland in 2 minutes
im outside your house bro hop on
Dam
Ok
hops on irishly
How do U no we're he lives
I forgot how to spell lives
Brother chic
Wtf
wait did you bring a bucket of water
Aye
My cousin sent my the 4 days ago
She loves horses
Seamus
I deadass just found that on watsapp
Unknown numbet
Number*
bet im her favorite horse
MF SHE 8
year younger than my lil bro
R we deadass
In Ur personal opinion should I go sleep
yes
@mild nebula tell this person to go to sleep
3 years younger than me
Ok but
huh
mb i thought it was 2020
What
how old is brochalini
Nobody has said yes yet
yes
1/3
yes
a different person 🥸 : yes
2/3
Vro that ain't working
Yes
Fuck
it was my dog who typed that
Because you should sleep
cause 3 people said yes
Why should I sleep
Aside from that smart ass
Bro
cause you said " if 3 people say yes i will go to sleep" and 3 people said yes
Also I’m thousands of rats, apparently
But why were use trying to before
Bro
🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎
🎉🎉🎉
huzzah!!
take me backkk, back homeee
i chomp on paper dude im such a horse
you're a rat
sleep more
Deadass someone threw splash potion of weathering and me
U no wat
I will
See u
Tell me if johna starts existing
Ig

The hearts are in the lots
So R the comments

Jumbo jimbos

Bad to the jimboner
sans jimbo
17:37
Wait a fucking second
Bro it's 7:44 am for me
i did
yes
Ik
or are you
But like spoke it
check your closet
I'm not getting out of bed
im in your closet
I’ve seen a WOKE version of that
dude
Ohok
give you up
Really
The horses were yuri and furries
@zinc turret thank U for not making the joke
@vale cliff yo wag again
I did the honk shoe mimimimi
I don’t even know what the joke is
good
I wonder if Jonah is awake yet
Let's see
HOW TF
He's asleep still
Deadass how can someone sleep for that long
Tite
Rite*
I heard someone
Say I'm gonna put it in U and Ur gonna like it
WTF
don't take ke
Take @zinc turret instead
Ik who this is gonna happen too later on
@zinc turret I'm sacrificing u
If U don't mind
@vale cliff I'm sacrificing U actually
Why are your hallucinations so freaky
“Pls, pls, guys, don’t call me gay and ship me with my gay friend. I’d hate that soooo much 🥺🥺🥺”
At this point idc amymore
Doit don't it
Jimbophrenia
what joke
i do mind
I’m guessing this tbh
Idk tbh
Forgot
Lad I saw the discord notes and their Jonah was awake finally
But hes dead
I mean, that’s the joke you keep bringing up not to say, so you can’t blame me
I didn't blame u
Sans serif
