🃏・off-topic

[runic yoke]

WE love ellis

[glossy fulcrum]

oh

[gritty nest]

which one are you, cleb?

[glossy fulcrum]

why are we just posting epstein now

what the flip

[worldly temple]

the camera guy

[glossy fulcrum]

this guy is evil may i remind you

[gritty nest]

alright chat let’s tone down the politics

let’s go back to shitposting

no more israel

[glossy fulcrum]

calling epstein evil is not a political statement i thinj

[gritty nest]

no more epstein

[runic yoke]

Israel?

[gritty nest]

it’s not i just don’t want mods to get mad at us

[glossy fulcrum]

guess so

[gritty nest]

for talking about the big Stein

[worldly temple]

big stein is wild

[runic yoke]

Omg

[runic yoke]

Instead of biggie cheese

What about biggie stein

[glossy fulcrum]

the big stein is steins gate

grr

[worldly temple]

type shi

[glossy fulcrum]

over here!

[runic yoke]

Bro thinks hes in the image💔💔😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

[glossy fulcrum]

he made a statement so cute even his gang cracked him

[runic yoke]

I hope so….

Lowkirkentually

[vale cliff]

Ooh me!!! (not 😔)

[worldly temple]

imma go sleep

[vale cliff]

Imma go eat

[runic yoke]

Goosnight frien!

[silver bronze]

hi srimky

[worldly temple]

gn!

[runic yoke]

Ssshhhh

Our frien is going eep

[worldly temple]

yeah cmoon let me get eepy

[worldly temple]

imma dream with this

[vale cliff]

Wish mr mcready would do that to me

[runic yoke]

Dream with this

[gritty nest]

cleb made a statement so clebby that even i cracked him

i mean

uh

goodnight

[worldly temple]

f yeah

[worldly temple]

will do

[runic yoke]

Richard made a statement so nixon, he got empeached

[sour cradle]

Wow it's 15$ in America? Good thing I live in a third world country where the game prices are halved (🥲)

[worldly temple]

gary giving a fade to running gary

[runic yoke]

Like fallout 3 gary

Haha

[worldly temple]

haven’t played fallout 3 😞

[runic yoke]

You what…

[gritty nest]

might be in cad

[worldly temple]

well is not like i have a pc

i have an old ass ps4

[runic yoke]

Its on xbox

[gritty nest]

el quatro my beloved

he’s right next to me

[worldly temple]

i gotta pay ps plus premium to play fallout 3 and that shit expensive

[sour cradle]

I don't think prices in Canada and America really have a big difference. Or do they?

[worldly temple]

el cuatro*

[gritty nest]

i’m currently in the process of moving so bro is unplugged but here is my beloved

[worldly temple]

i have the same cuatro

[gritty nest]

the fourth son of sony entertainment

[worldly temple]

the fourth deadly sin

[gritty nest]

Tfw you’re moving but you don’t have any boxes big enough for your monitor or tv so you just gotta kinda pray they don’t break on the drive

[runic yoke]

Took soo long to find this

[glossy fulcrum]

rap tv 💔

[runic yoke]

Shush boy

Its supposed to be funny

[glossy fulcrum]

ik

:p

[runic yoke]

Nuh uhh

[glossy fulcrum]

nyahn

[runic yoke]

Raahhhhr

[glossy fulcrum]

mreow >:(

[runic yoke]

Uhhh

no

[glossy fulcrum]

why not

[runic yoke]

Because i said so

:3

See?

It works

[glossy fulcrum]

tru

:3

3:<

[runic yoke]

Penar

Hheehehe

[glossy fulcrum]

WHERE

[glossy fulcrum]

👀

ah yes my favorite gender

zoobles

[runic yoke]

Up your butt and around the corner

Hahahahahaa

[glossy fulcrum]

if only 🙄

[runic yoke]

Holy relatible….

[glossy fulcrum]

bottom

[runic yoke]

Yes

Well

More like

Nintendo switch

[glossy fulcrum]

ou

i was projecting anyway :3

[runic yoke]

I could tell

Bottom

Hehe

[glossy fulcrum]

howw is it like written all over me

eceryone can alwyas tell >.<

[runic yoke]

Yeah…

Its weird how that works…

How could anyone tell….

[glossy fulcrum]

3c

:3c

[runic yoke]

Ssshhh

[glossy fulcrum]

why shh

[runic yoke]

Thats why

Thanks for being quiet

I needed that

Jkjk

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

yw

[runic yoke]

Good boy

[glossy fulcrum]

_<

[runic yoke]

Lowkey its fun to call ppl good boy

Idk why

[glossy fulcrum]

its fun to be called good boy

idk why >.>

[runic yoke]

Wow

What a crazy dynamic!

Crazy how the world works, am i right?

[glossy fulcrum]

:p

maybe

[waxen walrus]

Dude wtf

[pearl flume]

hELP

[vale cliff]

Which are you?

[pearl flume]

vietnam

[vale cliff]

Wait, I thought you were White tbh

[vale cliff]

Why was this recommended to me?

Ew

[sour cradle]

ew

[zinc turret]

horse walks in

[storm condor]

hey it's me, horse

🐴

[hollow eagle]

i just got banned from some rando server for using a flaw in their bot

its not even a glitch

i just used a feature

and got banned

[storm condor]

what was the feature?

[zinc turret]

hi horse

[storm condor]

hello other horse

[vale cliff]

Is this canon?

[zinc turret]

how are you horse

[storm condor]

i am quite good, how about you, other horse

[zinc turret]

i'm fine horse

neighhhhhhh

[storm condor]

🐎

[zinc turret]

🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

[dense vortex]

take me back back home

[hollow eagle]

no

[sly dock]

most normal balatro fan

[zinc turret]

neighhh

[mystic gazelle]

=)))

[queen palm]

@worldly temple what dont you understand about sts2?

[worldly temple]

like i’m sure if i try to understand it im going to end up liking it but im too lazy

btw we could talk in server chat

even thunk has talked about sts there lol

[queen palm]

oh

ok

[zinc turret]

neighhh

[pearl flume]

Please pick 2 words before clicking the black bar.

||"What's good for (BLANK) is good for (BLANK)!"

What did you just say ?||

[tall prairie]

|| what's good for a coin is good for a crowbar ||

[zinc turret]

🐱

[fallen dock]

He's fat

[zinc turret]

oh

[fallen dock]

Too fat

[zinc turret]

oh

[zinc turret]

dude my bed just sinked in

like half of it

[fallen dock]

HOW

[zinc turret]

i'm not even fat

[fallen dock]

Not like my cat

[zinc turret]

that bed is too weak for me

[fallen dock]

Wow

[zinc turret]

i'm a horse after all

[fallen dock]

What

[zinc turret]

🐎

[fallen dock]

He thinks that horses are cool

[zinc turret]

everyone does

[fallen dock]

Fair point

[umbral halo]

John ultrakill

[fallen dock]

Aproved

[zinc turret]

neigh

[zinc turret]

he doesn't look that fat

[fallen dock]

He 6kg

5.8

[zinc turret]

that's like 10 times less than me

[fallen dock]

He's a cat

[zinc turret]

yea that's a weight for a dog

[fallen dock]

Conclusion: he's fat

[zinc turret]

average weight for a cat is twice as less

[fallen dock]

Ya

[verbal geyser]

your cat is gorgeous

supermodel cat

[fallen dock]

Thks

[upbeat ginkgo]

I first saw this comic in 2007, ever since it is what comes to my mind when I think of Rage Against the Machine, and how they broke up right before 9-11.

[near abyss]

how many

[waxen walrus]

Now the flowers will grow

[foggy vigil]

67

[zinc turret]

uh

neigh

[foggy vigil]

Meow

[zinc turret]

neigh

🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐴🐴🐴

[foggy vigil]

[zinc turret]

me asf

[frosty fossil]

honse

[zinc turret]

me

neighhh

[verbal geyser]

🥫

i’m ashamed none of you remember.

[zinc turret]

not like i even know

[glossy fulcrum]

i do

[zinc turret]

lmao

[foggy vigil]

o7

Wait

You might be good, because most school moderation only looks for specific key words when you search

So as long as yaoi (or ultrakill) aren't key words you should be good

[zinc turret]

uh

neigh

[foggy vigil]

Meow

[brave sonnet]

:з

[zinc turret]

🐎🐴

[tame juniper]

I've been using it

[verbal geyser]

i’m glad you remember unlike some other people

[glossy fulcrum]

i remver i just really dont gaf

[verbal geyser]

oh yeah you too srimky

shame on everyone else

[devout iron]

[chilly latch]

howdy

[scenic imp]

Wallpaper

[devout iron]

@delicate bane i had an idea

i have nitro now

[delicate bane]

what the FUCK

[devout iron]

wanna do a battle of increasingly specific emojis

[delicate bane]

why are you pinging me outside of suggestions im dying outside of my natural habitat like a deep sea creature that got fished up

[devout iron]

-# this is an excuse to show my emojis

ping because uhh

i felt like it

[chilly latch]

Gm

This is not the correct discord ignore me lol

[devout iron]

no

[pale swallow]

What would you do if these 3 pulled up to your block

[glad gale]

Give up ✌️😭

[vale cliff]

Who the hell is steve jobs

[vale cliff]

True

[mossy gazelle]

dies

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

If you could bring back an aesthetic or period of fashion, music, etc. when and what would you bring back ?

[fallen dock]

1265

[lost stratus]

I have a puzzle swap coming up, would anyone here be willing to playtest my puzzle?
Expected difficulty is about 30 minutes. It's a puzzle about places, sort of geoguessr themed.

Please ping if you want to give it a shot, ❤️ Thanks in advance.

[fallen dock]

Fat beaut

[glossy fulcrum]

skinky

[vale cliff]

Skinky, you look so fluffy and cute

[fallen dock]

Ya

[vale cliff]

🥺

[fallen dock]

It's his favorite thing

[foggy wharf]

I'm gonna make a gay conversion camp for frogs. using those chemicals to turn gay male frogs into promiscuous and sexy female frogs. the way God intended

[vale cliff]

Is this a gay erasure joke?

I’m sorry, I don’t really get this at all

[zinc turret]

🐎

[foggy wharf]

gay frig chemicals

look it up

[vale cliff]

Me when I have to fucking break my legs to enter the third restroom

[zinc turret]

me when i'm a horse

[pearl flume]

Bonus question because I was wrong when Tsunderactus told be I mislabeled today's question and I didn't believe her so now she gets a bonus question.

If you could hug someone in this server, who would you hug ?

[vale cliff]

Myself

I need one so bad

[zinc turret]

my wife

[fallen dock]

He seeks food

[tame juniper]

Beat me to that answer

[ionic skiff]

Trash because of that pfp

[vale cliff]

I could hug you too

[vale cliff]

Completely misunderstood this as an insult to M.O.A. for a second 😭

[frosty fossil]

Me

[foggy wharf]

i smell like weed

[ionic skiff]

I don’t fucking care

[vale cliff]

i smell like i weed

[zinc turret]

i smell like a horse

cause i'm a horse

🐎

[devout iron]

i smell like a hess

cause i'm a hess

[fallen dock]

Bar chart

[devout iron]

chart bar arrangement

[fallen dock]

Indeed

[devout iron]

there's the evil version

[fallen dock]

Negative

[devout iron]

and the neutral versions

[fallen dock]

Piano

[vale cliff]

She’s playing piano

[zinc turret]

🐎🐎🐎🐴

[tame juniper]

Deal. We both get what we need

[zinc turret]

neigh

[sage drift]

Had all the makings of my first mobile nan inf… couldn’t get any econ or deck fixing under control plus no copy jokers or observatory,

Fun seed would recommend

[scenic imp]

Horses don't smell very good...

[zinc turret]

yeah

[vale cliff]

I’m so hungry

[zinc turret]

how hungry

[glacial hamlet]

Copy yeah Woops

Would you walk a horse to water hungry

[zinc turret]

it's not that bad

[shadow pelican]

Pyrophina my beloved

[fallen dock]

He laughed

[warm mountain]

i have no damage dealers

like

maybe the tank at most

[zinc turret]

oh

[warm mountain]

thats the problem

i had an op hunter but some dumbass stray decided to kill it the day before pyrophina when i had like 6 appeal and 6 comfort somehow

[zinc turret]

🐎

[storm condor]

🐎

we frolic the fields together twin

[zinc turret]

hi horse

[vale cliff]

Wtf why am I laughing

[zinc turret]

thank you post the prototype

[vale cliff]

Post the prototype?

[zinc turret]

because...um... that's your name

[vale cliff]

Oh yeah

[fallen dock]

Fat twist

[storm condor]

KITTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[fallen dock]

Yes indeed it is kitty

[vale cliff]

They/she/he so fat

[fallen dock]

He

[queen sable]

dog > cat

[fallen dock]

NUH UH

Cat>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dog

[queen sable]

dog is better in every aspect

[fallen dock]

Cats can poo in a box

[queen sable]

so do dogs

[fallen dock]

Not the majority

[queen sable]

if you train a dog to shit somewhere, he will

[fallen dock]

Cats dont need walking

[storm condor]

holy geeker

[queen sable]

what's wrong with going outside for a bit ?

[storm condor]

what kind of balatro player goes outside

[fallen dock]

What if you have a busy schedule

[queen sable]

the ones who like dogs and shower

[zinc turret]

horse>>>>>>>

[storm condor]

balatrue

[queen sable]

oh come on not this excuse

[zinc turret]

not me

[fallen dock]

Or if you are lazy

[storm condor]

she just like me fr ❤️‍🩹

[queen sable]

stop being lazy for going outside for few minutes

[storm condor]

or just don't get a dog

[fallen dock]

Ya

[queen sable]

that wasn't the point

i'm just saying dog > cat

[fallen dock]

No

[zinc turret]

ye

[fallen dock]

He's disappointed in you

[storm condor]

and he said that he doesn't wanna take them for a walk, and you said it isn't bad, which is personal

[queen sable]

we all know that a dog is way better but cat lovers will just decline it

[storm condor]

medicinal benefits are higher with cats

[queen sable]

what do you mean

[fallen dock]

What is this exuse

Excuse

[storm condor]

they're generally calmer, require less maintenance, are quieter, and make less of a mess

[zinc turret]

horse>>>>anything else

[fallen dock]

But then horse>2horse

[storm condor]

cats generally improve cardiovascular health due to the frequency of their purs

[queen sable]

lol

they be founding anything

[storm condor]

founding 💔 💔

[zinc turret]

too much horse

[fallen dock]

Lol the best argument ever

[fallen dock]

Ok

[queen sable]

i have all the arguments

i told you dog is better in every aspect

[fallen dock]

No as they are bad at the aspect of being a cat

[storm condor]

mrow

[fallen dock]

Indeed

[queen sable]

it doesn't mean anything

[fallen dock]

It means you statement is wrong

[storm condor]

civilian 🥀

[queen sable]

trying to find anything to justify it

[fallen dock]

Wow im thinking

[queen sable]

The two main aspects of a pet are working ability and affection. The dog excels at both way better than a cat

[storm condor]

literally all your points are just "no dog is better"

[queen sable]

• you will never get affection from an animal that decided he doesn't want to

[fallen dock]

You want you pets to do jobs

Hire someone

[queen sable]

I'm just mentioning the two useful aspects of having a pet; it's not that complicated to understand.

[storm condor]

people who actually say that dogs are more affectionate than cats have clearly never had a cat before that they didn't abuse

[storm condor]

pets shouldn't be your slaves gang

[queen sable]

and you basically never had a dog to say so

[storm condor]

i've had 3

[queen sable]

oh yeah he got 3

nice

[queen sable]

are you limited ?

[fallen dock]

I think dogs are cool but cat are simply better

[storm condor]

oh, in that stance, that's a fair point

[fallen dock]

Cats react better with other cat

[queen sable]

"pets shouldn't be slave"

come on

[storm condor]

really depends the context

[queen sable]

You will never find a happier animal than a dog going hunting.

[zinc turret]

why is there argument

[storm condor]

cat being pet

[queen sable]

yeah the argument is useless

atp

[storm condor]

I'd just rather have an animal that's chill, soft, and small

though i get liking a dog more

[queen sable]

If your dogs were constantly excitable, they weren't the problem in this story. And btw you don't have to take a big dog

[storm condor]

but all the small dogs want to kill me 💔

[queen sable]

i mean we never know how random dogs you meet in the street will be

[storm condor]

balatrue

[zinc turret]

why is there argument

and without me

MY INTERNET

[zinc turret]

what about a horse

why is my internet so bad

[queen sable]

horse as a pet ?

[storm condor]

neigh 🐴

[zinc turret]

neighhh 🐎🐎🐎🐎

[queen sable]

i like every animals but i don't think anyone have a horse to be a pet

[storm condor]

nah alot of people do

[vale cliff]

As someone with both, I can say that they’re both pretty good

[storm condor]

my neighbours have horses as pets

[queen sable]

imagine if you could have an affective pet + he help you to hunt

oh wait that's dog

[vale cliff]

Our dog is big and fluffy, and my cat is small and soft

[zinc turret]

ye

[vale cliff]

Our dog is useless with rats and scares all the guests

Not saying he’s worse

[queen sable]

they don't get on the horses ?

[vale cliff]

But he’s probably not better

[queen sable]

i mean dogs are not meant to chase rats

[storm condor]

nah they still ride them

[vale cliff]

Well cats do that really well

[zinc turret]

people be riding me

[queen sable]

so they are not just "pets"

[queen sable]

yeah but i'm not really interested in eating mouse

[storm condor]

can still be a pet horse if you ride it

[vale cliff]

Horses aren’t meant to be ridden. If you love them, you wouldn’t hurt them. Such and such?

[zinc turret]

i don't think you can ride dogs or cats

[queen sable]

Imagine it became impossible to ride any horse from now on. Nobody would have one, so that clearly means they don't really serve as pets.

[vale cliff]

But you don’t know if they’re only keeping the horses to ride

[storm condor]

people would most definitely still have them

[queen sable]

a horse is very expensive, people would buy one to ride it

[queen sable]

that's not true

[storm condor]

being able to ride them is just an add on for some

[vale cliff]

Just because they ride their horses doesn’t mean they keep them purely as pets

[vale cliff]

Yep, this

[queen sable]

You can find affection in a horse, but if it were impossible to ride it, nobody would have any (when I say nobody I mean a majority, not 0.0001%).

[vale cliff]

Also, I think pest control is helpful regardless

Idk why you’re downplaying this

[queen sable]

It would be self-deception to say otherwise; I've never seen anyone with a horse who didn't use it.

[fallen dock]

The shrimp

[zinc turret]

🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

[storm condor]

you say that asif riding them is their only purpose

[vale cliff]

“Everyone who drinks water dies”

[fallen dock]

What

[zinc turret]

everyone who drank water died or will die

[queen sable]

is this a boss blind in balatro ?

[queen sable]

thanks for the png gang

[storm condor]

erm actually, it's a WebP 🤓

[fallen dock]

Png pong

[queen sable]

imagine using webp

[zinc turret]

cro

[storm condor]

only reason people think webp is bad is cause websites don't support it

it's a very versatile format

[queen sable]

webp were meant for websites so it's basically shit for anything else

[fallen dock]

Wow

[storm condor]

It supports lossless and lossy compression, it supports transparency, and it supports animation

it's pretty god damn good

[queen sable]

yeah bro just use png

it was meant for fast loading on websites

but now it doesn't matter

we're not in 2000

[storm condor]

png is 25% to 30% larger for the same quality

while also supporting less stuff

[fallen dock]

He is interested in Balatro

[zinc turret]

yeah webp is better

[storm condor]

is that my goat, TheUnseenExplosion

[fallen dock]

I don't know I just put the worst vid i saw

Firs

First

[queen sable]

it's so much better that every smartphone take png pictures

[storm condor]

the humble .avif file

matter of fact, iphone uses .heic

[fallen dock]

Im samsung

[storm condor]

uses either .heic or .jpeg

[queen sable]

don't use heic

it's supported by absolutely nothing

[fallen dock]

Ok

[storm condor]

oh yeah i agree with that

[fallen dock]

Why are you showering with rice

[storm condor]

the storage ability is brilliant with .heic, but nobody supports it at all

[zinc turret]

jpg? you don't need transparency on photos

[storm condor]

i do 💔

[fallen dock]

Why

[queen sable]

jpg has loss

[fallen dock]

What is this

[fallen dock]

He confused

[queen sable]

the brain is not plugged in i think

[fallen dock]

It never is

[fallen dock]

Dose anyone play cloverpit

[zinc turret]

my internet is such bs

[fallen dock]

EVIL

[sharp bay]

Yeahhh, lemons for the win

[fallen dock]

Yeahhhh

[zinc turret]

my interneeet

is my internet back

no way

🥹

[zinc turret]

horse

[fallen dock]

Indeed

[zinc turret]

neigh

🐎🐎🐎

[fallen dock]

To neigh is to neigh

[zinc turret]

neigh

[storm condor]

neigh ❤️‍🩹

[zinc turret]

🐴🐎

[zinc turret]

🐎

[storm condor]

what about brown boy

[zinc turret]

wait am i a boy

lemme check

[raven raptor]

Guys how do I report a bug idk what # go use it It doesn’t work

[zinc turret]

what bug where

[raven raptor]

It’s not really a bug but I don’t know where to report it

And I don’t know how to

[zinc turret]

bug reports i think

[raven raptor]

Yeah but it says I have to use a tag

[zinc turret]

you can add a tag

[raven raptor]

Yeah but where at

I add #1198672646645239978

And it didn’t work

[zinc turret]

uh

[zinc turret]

i checked and i have no idea

ig im a horse

🐎🐎

[fallen dock]

🐴

[zinc turret]

neighhh

[frosty fossil]

cute horse

[zinc turret]

me

[frosty fossil]

yes!!!

[zinc turret]

🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

[frosty fossil]

Heheh

[dusty lynx]

Dumb question time

What would you rather have, a lifetime of Banang or a Torture me Elmer?

[zinc turret]

a what

[dusty lynx]

a strong tasting banana punch mix that never leaves your tastebuds, or a disturbingly vocal toy you can torture that somehow is made for kids.

[zinc turret]

both

[dusty lynx]

okey!

[fallen dock]

2

I don like banana

[zinc turret]

🐎

[fallen dock]

My only 2 wins

[sharp bay]

Cmon now lemons are the easiest.

You gotta take the lemons

[fallen dock]

Once I use 7lemons in a day irl

[zinc turret]

i ate 3 lemons at once once

[zinc turret]

crab

[pearl flume]

M.O.A Riddle. By which line did you get the answer ?

||I'm the leg that you kicked, I'm the cups that you hic||

||I'm the handle where you got snagged, I'm the unzippable bag||

||I'm the peel on which you slip, every pin in every hip||

||I'm not here to make you cry, just a little frustrating surprise!||

The answer is: ||Annoyances/ Minor Inconvenience s||

[near abyss]

Horse race tests

[near abyss]

oh it was a riddle

i just speedclicked all spoilers

[zinc turret]

1. ||smth like punching bag?||
2. ||jawbreaker?||
3. ||jawbreaker?||
4. ||jawbreaker?||

[urban hawk]

so CUTW

[vale cliff]

5. ||jawbreaker?||

[vale cliff]

Got it at 2 :)

[fallen dock]

The ratio of cute to fat is 1:naninf

[thin hamlet]

that doesn't really feel like a riddle

the answer to a riddle isn't usually like a broad category of things

[zinc turret]

🐎

[thin hamlet]

||and hip pinning is a non-trivial surgery which i wouldn't consider to be a minor inconvenience||

[wheat coral]

i got murked by a knockoff of two different collectors im killing myself (sts2 spoilers)

[wheat coral]

huh

[ionic skiff]

I tried to and I suck at it

It’s more complicated than Balatro

[fallen dock]

Ok

[zinc turret]

🐎

[zinc turret]

he's so white

white boy

[fallen dock]

Indeed

But his bum is black

[autumn sage]

why cant i post anything in suggestions

[pale swallow]

Get the steam role or something

You need roles

[autumn sage]

turns out i was lagging really badly and accidentally posted it 5 times

no clue how that happened

[sharp oar]

Guys guys

i have a so cool song that you'll love it

where can i send it?

[opaque parcel]

YAY!!!!

My pair lvl is 42, square joker's at 200 and I've played pair 52 times.

So skibidi

[foggy wharf]

"we have arc raiders at home"
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[wheat coral]

fire in the hole

[tidal mantle]

Balatro on mobile still unplayable...

[primal plank]

Today is March 32nd

Today is definitely not April Fool's Day!!

-# (I don't know if there's a time difference)

[devout iron]

for me it's march 31st still

[vapid leaf]

Same

[eternal kraken]

same

[dense vortex]

hi

[sharp anchor]

hi

[scenic imp]

Not hi

[sharp anchor]

low?

[scenic imp]

(Instantly killed the conversation)

[dense vortex]

so these are my two mains

bait is for midladder pigs is for highladder

[sharp anchor]

seems normal enough
the second is variant logbait right? don’t recall it having poison icey

[dense vortex]

since they keep adding more arenas i cant leave midladder

[dense vortex]

its my personal liking

[sharp anchor]

id prefer that to meta whatever anyway

[dense vortex]

poison is good for a lot of things

i sometimes switch back to rocket though

rocket is also very nice and its bails me out

[sharp anchor]

lightning trust :3

[dense vortex]

but my main finishes are with the piggies deck

[dense vortex]

its more of a beatdown spell

[scenic imp]

Ignore the first one

Please...

[sharp anchor]

yea I know about that much

[dense vortex]

solid second deck

[sharp anchor]

peak
guards my beloved

[dense vortex]

a little weak on air defense though thats my only thing

[scenic imp]

The first one is so agressive tho

[sharp anchor]

I did not realize til you pointed that out lmao

[scenic imp]

I'm really skilled at defending air cards with basically nothing

[dense vortex]

if they fireball ur ice wiz

ur done for

😭🙏

[scenic imp]

I get another one while I attack ❤️‍🩹

[sharp anchor]

ice spirit and a prayer

cooked

[dense vortex]

maybe im expecting too much from your opponent

[scenic imp]

Kind of

[dense vortex]

if its like lavaloon they are ignoring ur drill

and just taking ur tower

you kinda have to outdamage them its a rough matchup

[scenic imp]

Yeah, sometimes

[sharp anchor]

they ignore most everything a lot of the time

[dense vortex]

at most like a valk to defend

[scenic imp]

I lowkey want to play against lavaloon now

[sharp anchor]

one card on skeleton crew defense and the rest commit to a push

if the defending card dies they do not care :3

[dense vortex]

ya

its a lotta mind games

ive def slowed down playing cr because it gets to my nerves real quick if i play it for a long time

not a lot of games do that to me

[sharp anchor]

so I wanna know
why I was running into full decks of level 14s at 7k

and level 15 cards when I had 10-12s

[scenic imp]

Let's talk about the first one. I believe I had three hours of sleep and made that """"thing"""""

[sharp anchor]

just missing barb hut

[dense vortex]

its genuinely horrible 😭

edragon has no spot here

[scenic imp]

I mean, drill get's everything togheter and I have tornado to pull away range cards from my dragon...

[dense vortex]

it sucks... if you win too much the game tries to put you at a 50% winrate

[sharp anchor]

no you don’t get it it’s for defending elixir golems👍

[dense vortex]

i suppose but that could be used with like a marcher instead

and it gets connections on tower for better synergy

[scenic imp]

I do that too

[sharp anchor]

thanks supercell
really helpful for me when the way I played was to level up a chunk of the deck then push an arena or two in one run

[scenic imp]

Let's see how oxidized I am 🔥

[dense vortex]

🔥

[dense vortex]

if its really troubling just lose a few games on purpose

[sharp anchor]

it’s fine I was beating those people anyways
how are real human players at these arenas with those cards

[dense vortex]

thats good

[scenic imp]

I'm good

Bruh

[dense vortex]

😋

[sharp anchor]

my sincerest apologies for what you’re about to see
slightly outdated but the most that would have changed is I went an arena up

[scenic imp]

They had megaknight slop

[scenic imp]

That's good

[sharp anchor]

this was functional 😭

[scenic imp]

The deck isn't tho

[sharp anchor]

no building no big spell

[scenic imp]

Not all decks have big spell

[sharp anchor]

the building and big spell are evo megaknight

[scenic imp]

Buildings aren't necessary too

[sharp anchor]

the screenshot in question is from me beating some chud with quadruple level 14 ranged cards

[scenic imp]

Where did Swiss go

[scenic imp]

🔥

[sharp anchor]

it was free real estate

wizard witch archers exe all behind a megaknight to match

i must have won because I had the evo and the other guy did not

[scenic imp]

My evo E Dragon

[sharp anchor]

probably ran away in fear after seeing what I was running

[sharp anchor]

profit

[scenic imp]

I would too

[sharp anchor]

oh yeah the guy also had zap as the only spell
really hates tank killers I guess

[scenic imp]

I have to eat something ❤️‍🩹

[sharp anchor]

try food

[scenic imp]

Most beatdown decks have only zap or arrows

[sharp anchor]

I said i was sorry 😭

[scenic imp]

Crimes don't just disappear...

[scenic imp]

What's that

[sharp anchor]

I suppose mk mm cracker 2w archers exe is beat down in a way

[scenic imp]

Midladder slop

[sharp anchor]

kept making the same push
kept sacking elixir into golden knight abilities and mk drops
kept not killing my swarms
never learned

[scenic imp]

I love fast cycle decks

[sharp anchor]

midladder players have never known a deck with an average below 4

[scenic imp]

Me when Pekka Megaknight 💔

[sharp anchor]

hog cycle, the variant with itower pekka queen skarmy

logbait but with ebarbs freeze

[sharp anchor]

minions guards and profit

[scenic imp]

Freeze makes anything work

[sharp anchor]

true
freeze enables every card except freeze

heal spirit freeze trust

[scenic imp]

Freeze skeletons

🔥

Freeze, skeletons and all cycling cards

[sharp anchor]

tombstone fire spirit barb hut freeze

new meta

[scenic imp]

All spells plus freeze as defense

[sharp anchor]

“i make my own meta” i say as i win 5 2v2s in a row with spirit empress barb but

[scenic imp]

This is truly my own meta...

[sharp anchor]

pretty sure I am solely responsible for the abnormally good winrate on that deck

[sharp anchor]

just missing a random spell that doesn’t make sense in the deck

[scenic imp]

Curse

[sharp anchor]

always curse

[scenic imp]

Void, trust ❤️‍🩹

[sharp anchor]

army users crying in the corner as I curse mega knight the bridge

[sharp anchor]

I always thought it was very funny that void couldn’t kill idragon

love idrag btw

[scenic imp]

Portable inferno tower

The evo makes it even more portable

[sharp anchor]

portable charger
it’s like a battery pack

[scenic imp]

Seriously, I have to eat something 🥀

[sharp anchor]

beat down players when they go against a deck that has evo idrag for zero reason and they can’t kill it on offense

[sharp anchor]

try food

[scenic imp]

Going

I'll try it and I'll tell you how good is it

[sharp anchor]

please do
ive always been curious how food is

[scenic imp]

I believe food is edible

[waxen walrus]

Night mail

[sharp anchor]

good to hear

[craggy prairie]

day 17 of me termite

[devout iron]

did you buy a demon core

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

What do you most look for in a videogame ?

[vale cliff]

Representation

If not that, a good fanbase

[gritty nest]

game = fun

[nimble hound]

guys

[fallen dock]

?

[nimble hound]

she look like a bot right

[fallen dock]

Kinda

I can read

Cant

[pearl flume]

Most people probably don't know this since you're not there when it happend

But this was my first ever daily question, asked in 2017.

Happy April Fools, everyone

[nimble hound]

this is the discution

[fallen dock]

100% a bot

[nimble hound]

ok

[zinc turret]

grr why were people talking without me

[glossy fulcrum]

cuz ur not the only person here

[zinc turret]

like the whole day yesterday nobody was talking

[vagrant forge]

why is managing a non-profit organization so annoying 😭

I've been locked in for like the past 5 hours trying to look for upcoming charity/fundraising events for the organization to sponsor but literally nothing exists

[sour cradle]

SAME

Several months ago, we were searching for a funding for a hackaton but EVERYONE ignored us

[vagrant forge]

😭 😭 that sucks

did you ever get the funding?

[sour cradle]

nah

we canceled the hackaton

[vagrant forge]

damn, I'm sorry to hear that

[zinc turret]

dang

[vagrant forge]

my group wants results by 8:30 pm tmrw though and I'm literally finding NOTHING

[sour cradle]

you're cooked 😭

[zinc turret]

oh damn i wish you good luck

[cerulean seal]

I am unsure where to put this

[scenic imp]

Forgot to play Geometry Dash and got back to the grind ❤️‍🩹

[zinc turret]

yoo what level are you playing

i'm trying to beat shardscapes

[keen aurora]

+82 mult

[scenic imp]

Overlook

Is a fairly recent extreme demon

It's pretty easy tho, except the last part

The last ship has three choke points

❤️‍🩹

[glossy fulcrum]

this implies that each bot banned has a sell value of $0.5. which i think is generous

[wheat coral]

ram prices

[glossy fulcrum]

ok

[fallen dock]

Low cortisol

[heavy stone]

ok but does THIS really look like a fish to you?(btw im stupid so if I'm missing something obvious that's why)

[gritty nest]

Yeah that’s a fish

See it’s blue

Blue=water=fish

[zinc turret]

triangle

[gritty nest]

Yeah that’s a fin

[silver merlin]

https://youtu.be/F9Ln1bc1-og

[hallow mortar]

Good song cover:https://youtu.be/hLJXurx6Nnk?si=7oK_8GZVOzVfXzy-

[vale cliff]

Lgbt pfp core

[dusty lynx]

can I have it?

[sour cradle]

your backs are white, folks

[zinc turret]

gasp

[sour cradle]

and your shoelaces are untied

[inland horizon]

roblox

[zinc turret]

gasp

trips and falls to the ground

[sour cradle]

points at you and laughs goofily

[zinc turret]

stars crying

[vale cliff]

Why are the stars crying?

That sounds so sad

[tropic wasp]

Bala tro

[zinc turret]

balatro more like neeeiighhhh

🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

[tropic wasp]

That's a clanker

[frosty fossil]

neighhhh

[zinc turret]

cutie horse

[frosty fossil]

me

[zinc turret]

yes

[vale cliff]

As a goated person, this is so real

[storm condor]

Neighhhhhhhh 🐎

[frosty fossil]

Hi rice shower

Neighhhh

[vale cliff]

Why do your suit colours work with your pfps so well?

[foggy wharf]

or throated

[vale cliff]

EXCUSE ME 😳

WHAT 🥵

[brittle talon]

I hate my voice.

Wish i had a more clear one.

[vale cliff]

I wish I could control the pitch of my voice more freely

For…reasons

[foggy wharf]

[zinc turret]

true

[scenic imp]

I just wish I could go a litte bit more lower with my voice for singing

[foggy wharf]

smoke cigarettes

[storm condor]

Or vocal training

[foggy wharf]

cigarettes are easier

[zinc turret]

they kill you

[foggy wharf]

we got microplastics in our brains and 5g in our balls

everything is killing us, also the nuclear apocalypse will happen before cancer

or rather, the cancer wont be from the ciggies

(i dont smoke this is /j)

i mean i dont smoke cigarettes

should i update my pfp? I like bottom left

[keen aurora]

how many +mults and destroy chance would you guys think that this banana would have?

[fallen dock]

+200 m 1/45

[warm mountain]

the nefarious snowball

[fallen dock]

The nefarious FAT snoball

*Snowball

[zinc turret]

fluffy snowball

[fallen dock]

Final boss

[ionic skiff]

The Juno Songs Siivagunner event

[acoustic mica]

i have an honest question : is it ok to buy switch 2 secondhand now or am i still abt to buy a fancy brick for 100 usd cheaper ?

[vale cliff]

Whoa, strawberry oreo

[vague quarry]

ermm which one do i shoot???

[keen aurora]

is that an HOURS reference

[zinc turret]

lol

[pearl flume]

M.O.A Riddle, every level of black bar, a new clue. By which line did you learn the answer ?

||Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around

And desert you||

The answer was: ||April Fools||

[pale swallow]

Roddy ricch “the box”

[remote seal]

Is it ancient Tibetan monk tech?

[glad pebble]

This shit can’t be real,are we so fucking deadass?

[silver merlin]

https://fixupx.com/ShiinaBR/status/2039253733087797385 None of us are going to an afterlife

Shiina (@ShiinaBR)

TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR & BALLERINA CAPPUCCINA IN FORTNITE

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[pale swallow]

I am though

(I actually work there)

((In the afterlife)))

[delicate acorn]

Companion😭😭😭😭😭😭

[fallen dock]

Disappointed

[verbal geyser]

yay ai slop inspired fortnite skins

[unborn swift]

another one I maed..

[wheat coral]

FUCK

[foggy wharf]

I wish I could turn off the poop

also did you know Chris Chan has a voice in the game?

[zinc turret]

neighhh

🐎🐎🐎

[dusky hamlet]

8 health?? What benefit did you gain from dropping to 8 health??

[zinc turret]

sorry but i don't drop to 8 health

[waxen walrus]

Where tf does catnap (critter version) spawn in Minecraft? I've been looking for ages

[dusky hamlet]

Maybe not you, but Salsa DEFINITELY did, and i wonder what kind of glass cannon they were.

[waxen walrus]

Yeah I'm using an add on

Please help me

[ionic skiff]

Meat Boy sidekick is also there
We need Dr. Fetus skin

[foggy wharf]

maybe ask in the add-ons discord?

[waxen walrus]

I can't talk in the Minecraft server because I can't remember my phone number. So I'll ask the ppt server instead

[zinc turret]

truee

[ionic skiff]

Sawblade melee
Metal Meat Jam Track

[near abyss]

smug

[waxen walrus]

I wanna cry rn. The UK is planning on banning social media again.

Why? Because parents are not looking after their kids? FFS why do teens have to suffer?

[mild kindle]

Who remembers this

[waxen walrus]

Where y'all really that active?

[zinc turret]

you mean age verification?

[mild kindle]

Kinda happens when you ping thousands of people

[waxen walrus]

Yeah. Sorry I'm just angry.

I have no id

Other than my mums face

That worked

[mild kindle]

Then how old are you

[zinc turret]

yeah i think kids should be restricted from seeing stuff for adults cause that's like intended that way

[waxen walrus]

There is something else tho. They banning video games. Apparently.

[waxen walrus]

17

[mild kindle]

How does bro not have id

[zinc turret]

oh

[waxen walrus]

Idfk

[zinc turret]

literally how

[mild kindle]

Bro😭

[waxen walrus]

I don't know.

[zinc turret]

don't you get it at 14

[waxen walrus]

I have a collage id.

But there's no actual info on it

[mild kindle]

Cant you just get an id card

Like not a drivers license, just an id card

[waxen walrus]

Imma be honest. I fucked up something and now I cannot verify at all

[mild kindle]

This guy

[waxen walrus]

I'm a dumbass

I know

[zinc turret]

happens

[waxen walrus]

I know.

[glossy fulcrum]

balatroa

[ionic skiff]

I’m trying to play the new Battleblock Theater update and the game won’t open

[ionic skiff]

Crisis averted

[hoary verge]

WOOOOOOOOOOO

I just P-Ranked Minos Prime on Violent.

[ornate nebula]

they want to collect everyone's data and they're masquerading it as child safety

[remote seal]

Hell yeah!

[hoary verge]

:3

Did I do good?

:3

[remote seal]

one could say

[hoary verge]

Okies :3

[remote seal]

You ultrakilled them

[hoary verge]

I have a mod that plays a clicker noise if I P-Rank

:3

I was too filled with adrenaline to hear it :3