🃏・off-topic

[blissful cedar]

but the game is hella laggy now

[steel olive]

Hello I'm looking for Darkscythe

[blissful cedar]

FINALLY

[atomic glen]

The checkpoint tho

[foggy wharf]

whats the number you need to readh nan?

[blissful cedar]

Wrong chat lmfao

[blissful cedar]

It's 1.8e308

[foggy wharf]

308 numerals what is that?

3 googolplexes?

[blissful cedar]

1.8 followed by 308 zeroes

1.8x10³⁰⁸

[hollow eagle]

that is WAYY to large for balatro

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah

3 googleplex is about 3*10^10^100

balatro's limit is ~180 uncentillion

you could write out 180 uncentillion it would just take a while
1 googolplex has 1 googol zeroes, good luck writing 10 duotrigintillion zeroes

[jolly pagoda]

my deck is graduating help

[warm mountain]

well there's no can theres just a naked dude

[queen forge]

1e[a number] is 1 x 10 ^ [a number]

A Googolplex is far too much for balatro

Maybe you meant googol?

[queen forge]

Peak

Congrats

[dire lark]

finally

[inner dome]

Gay beer

[zenith mist]

check this ptr goodmode bg i made myself

[zenith sparrow]

Hah

Dangly parts

[zenith mist]

what do you think of my art

[zenith sparrow]

It v nice, S+ Rank

[ionic skiff]

The Brownsville HEB had it too

[zenith sparrow]

Drink it

Drink the beer of gay

[foggy wharf]

hear me out: FNAF gameplay, but with SCPs, particularly SCPs that react to being looked at/not looked at, and can affect cameras

[vale cliff]

The funny thing is that many animatronics already go by rules like most SCPs

Besides the looked at/not looked at aspect, we’ve got: warded off with masks/affected by light/calmed by music/calmed by sounds/requires low temperatures/forces you to play his minigame/goes away if his plush is bought/keep as quiet as possible/etc

Basically containment procedures

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

If you were to have a weakness like in videogames, what would it be ?

Examples: Electricity, Reptiles, Being blinded, Old people, etc.

[zenith sparrow]

||Ass||

I dunno, probably stubbing my toe on a Tuesday while eating popcorn

[devout iron]

bad game design

[ionic skiff]

||The smell of the dirty kitchen and fridge in my Tita’s house, small spaces, cluttered spaces, pointy objects that are near my eyes||

[vale cliff]

People who are attracted to me so I can live forever

LAUGH

[zenith sparrow]

[Laugh track]

[zenith sparrow]

There we go, fixed the delay on the sound stage

[vapid leaf]

JIMBO

[vale cliff]

Mr Bones

[vapid leaf]

What the most useful most boring item in Minecraft

Make that Jimbo

[ornate nebula]

jimboat

[vale cliff]

Jimbo air

Every air block is jimbo

[craggy prairie]

Day 1 of trying to cut a hole through my desk.

[viral scarab]

Imagine are in a room full of small children yelling “SIX SEVENNN”, what is your weapon of choice

[craggy prairie]

EMP to get rid of their ipads

[foggy wharf]

dumbass

[vale cliff]

wanna see me speedbridge?

[inner dome]

8 9

[zenith sparrow]

Who 8 9?

[zenith sparrow]

Space

[inner dome]

7

[vale cliff]

Did 9 consent?

[zenith sparrow]

[inner dome]

No

It's not vore it was murder and cannibalism

[zenith sparrow]

Never in my life did I expect to see that horrid word in a joker poker server

[zenith sparrow]

Genuinely me rn

Also, cute little birb

[inner dome]

I'm the

[zenith sparrow]

What about

[inner dome]

Here's my apology for saying the cursed word

[zenith sparrow]

This is.. acceptable

[inner dome]

Kibby

[zenith sparrow]

Fufy kibby

[zenith sparrow]

I have done my chores at work

Each used filter weighs 75 pounds and I had to walk the mfs about 1/4 mile across the site

My body hurts now

Love cleaning up after dayshift

[dreamy plover]

SURVEY: name the first puzzle game that comes into your mind. (spoiler tag your answer so as not to influence others)

[zenith sparrow]

||Tetris||

[pearl flume]

Meet James Ensor.
Belgium's famous painter.

Dig him up and shake his hand.
Appreciate the man.

[zenith sparrow]

His grave is empty, where did he go

[vale cliff]

I headcanon Madness vores

[zenith sparrow]

Bippity boppity boo, no talking privileges for you

[balmy gale]

What games can you guys recommend that feeds into the addictive cravings like Balatro does?

[placid sentinel]

Does ||portal|| count?

[light yoke]

uhhh ||puzzles like the thingies that u arrange ykyk yesyes im so origignal||

[stray topaz]

@zenith sparrow have you cuddled your wife today?

[zenith sparrow]

Yeh

[stray topaz]

I should ask you this question everyday to remind you to cuddle your wife

[zenith sparrow]

I'm not against that, my memory is shit

[stray topaz]

Yay

[zenith sparrow]

Useful skrunklo is useful

[idle hollow]

Does anyone know how to create mods with playing cards, starting with just an image of all 52 poker cards, and design them so they look good in the game and everything?

[winter smelt]

my battery has glitched

yet again

here is say 100% though

[zenith sparrow]

I'm saving this cursed image

[winter smelt]

hmm ok

also this is the second time

its when the pins get a bit not fixed properly

[rigid crag]

totally not worried that the new mario galaxy movie is in theaters April 1st

[zenith sparrow]

Hmmm

[ionic skiff]

Today is the day Krabs fries and Commander Keen’s Birthday

[uncut idol]

[ionic skiff]

Theta SIGMA

[uncut idol]

[winter smelt]

hm

[uncut idol]

Chemicals

[winter smelt]

havent learnt about that covaelant bond hope i do so i can say this bond is Sigma

[uncut idol]

It technically is.

According to wikipedia

[uncut idol]

Also look at the edestus heinrichi

[winter smelt]

Sigma is strong

[uncut idol]

...

[winter smelt]

i screenshotted it from the image

[uncut idol]

Look at the edestus heinrichi when you have time

Not thyme, time

But if you also have thyme you can look at it still

[winter smelt]

uh

[uncut idol]

It is very goofy

[uncut idol]

A guess of what it could have looked like is it was still around according to fossil assemblies.

[winter smelt]

"6.7m"

[winter smelt]

wtf

i can uninstall my CPU cores processors

[deft cedar]

un tak taak tak tak

[warm mountain]

mne tak tak tak

[zenith sparrow]

Mars Attacks! type conversations

[woven musk]

bruh

[zenith sparrow]

Smh

Bad wifi moment

[fiery grotto]

I mean I get the first 3 being bad wifi

But not the last one 😭

[south kraken]

tongs

[pearl flume]

M.O.A Riddle. By which line did you get the answer ?

||All lives as one in the universe||

||A round we go, from death until birth||

||We'll meet again in the Samsara||

||Because S is not for sayonara||

The answer: ||Reincarnation||

[zenith sparrow]

Line 6

[jolly arch]

it's that time of year again.

[hollow eagle]

i jus didnt get this one

[tough hollow]

blue joker or green joker?

[craggy prairie]

Ok, here's a random picture of kanye, do what ever you want with it.

[stray badge]

the green joker which was changed to be blue

[astral scroll]

Your artstyle looks like the word „dinky“

In the best way possible

[south kraken]

:)

[viral scarab]

how has everyone enjoyed sts2 btw?

its great

[ionic skiff]

https://fxtwitter.com/RecDTRH/status/1947853705723760946

Tom "RecD" Hart Jr. (@[e-mail])

Back when PT was still in beta PizzaTowerGuy/McPig held auditions for Peppino & The Noise. I basically did the voices I do in my videos for them. While stock screams ultimately won out, and my noise didn't fit his vision, he liked my Peppino!

Quoting Phasi (@phasimatical)
︀
Share a piece of lore about yourself, Pizza Tower edition.

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FxTwitter · Jul 23, 2025, 2:58 AM

Proves that RecD was meant to be the quintessential Peppino

[jagged ruin]

fun fact: room 7 in my house does not exist. the door to room 7 DOES exist. it will regularly try to disguise itself as other doors. this is called a "devious challenge" that you need to pass. so far, 3 people have never existed as a result of visiting my house

[devout iron]

the dinky

[devout iron]

blue prince:

[autumn ledge]

No context needed

[past remnant]

Gonna do this in wplace

[past remnant]

what are you play testing on

like how are you sharing the game ?

[barren sleet]

Hey why are you posting this in every server you're in?

@rough snow Just FYI, this is 99% a scammer

[glossy fulcrum]

why specifically ash

[delicate tartan]

just finished hazbin hotel season 2

[barren sleet]

Because I forgor modmail existed

[wispy shale]

Has anyone done a nubby mod for Balatro

[glossy fulcrum]

prawbs

[sand valley]

its in the works / was being worked on

[wispy shale]

OOH

What would Nubby even do

He'd prob be the raised fist of chips

[sand valley]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1356382503354634443

[wispy shale]

Thanks nerd

❤️

[wispy shale]

Guys

Dont eat nubbys

They made you look like this

[glossy fulcrum]

tooo late

"go play nubby's" i cant i EATED them all

[noble ether]

Peak

[glossy fulcrum]

hooray

[ionic skiff]

My Auntie Nana was at the beach in South Padre Island and found a Hulk action figure buried in the sand

[stray topaz]

@zenith sparrow have you cuddled your wife today?

[zenith sparrow]

Just did before I left for work

[stray topaz]

Nice

[foggy wharf]

the condition i got my AK back after dying

look at what they done to my boy 😭

[devout iron]

a metal hospital

[foggy wharf]

the nurse

FUCK

[devout iron]

why are you fucking the nurse

[foggy wharf]

the nurses

why arent we allowed to post gofs

[devout iron]

gifs are too hess

also i still have no server tag

[zenith sparrow]

Just get the tag, silly

[devout iron]

there is no tag

[zenith sparrow]

That means its.. Invisible?

[tame juniper]

Copies another tag after two rounds

[tame juniper]

This is cursed

[zenith sparrow]

Get it

<@&1133519078540185692>

Advert for sus servers

Thank you, mods

[pearl flume]

Please choose an animal before clicking the black bar.

||This is your spirit animal! How does it make you feel ? What traits or unique thing would it give you ?||

[vapid leaf]

Possums

Amma big black and white rat :/

[balmy compass]

capibara

||sleep 2||

[vale cliff]

Bear

||hopefully be attractive to bears? 😳||

[south kraken]

spurt

[tulip token]

who here issac

[foggy wharf]

i get it now

[stray topaz]

I love toxic yuri

[foggy wharf]

same

[vale cliff]

I like healthy yaoi

I’m so special

[foggy wharf]

ew

normal

we bully normal people here

you have to be weird, otherwise we'll ostracize you!

[south kraken]

baller

groovy

[storm condor]

Blue pen, there's colour >:3

Also fire drawings 🔥

[tough hollow]

drossophilus bifurca

||i now share its status as the creature with the longest sperm cell out of any creature on earth||

genuinely picked before clicking

[lunar barn]

tried I Love Amy?

peak toxic yuri

[tall prairie]

cat
|| the unmatched power of being annoying, but getting away with it ||

[south kraken]

you got me

also thx

[quartz tinsel]

I need an adult.

[copper epoch]

duck

i love yellow

[pearl flume]

Placid plastic ones ?

[copper epoch]

no like those ducklings

[carmine moss]

Ykw, since there's no Touhou mod, I'm gonna make one myself

[quartz tinsel]

A beta reader.

Or several.

[pale swallow]

named this little guy bowser

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Be reincarnated to another world with your memories intact when you die.

Or

Go to whatever version of heaven you believe in when you die.

[vale cliff]

For the first one, do I get still heaven after?

Obviously no if not

[pale swallow]

man enough reincarnation bro im walking to another world

[pearl flume]

Depends on the other world's religions and stuff

[vale cliff]

Is the other world random 💀

[wheat coral]

Former

My life is like a roguelite

[dapper violet]

New avatar décor

[steep crypt]

What do you do when admins of wiki in your fandom are really fucking biased so you have to read bullshit about one of your favourite characters

[dapper violet]

cries in StarFox fandom

[steep crypt]

I get you

[upbeat ginkgo]

🤸‍♂️
🦽 🏌️‍♂️

[fleet adder]

but it refused

[vale cliff]

Show

[teal creek]

Guys is the brainstorm better than the smile in this situation (sry for the weird angle the camera wouldnt focus)

The chad is holographic btw

[ionic skiff]

Fixed myself a glass of Suudsu with milk and fruit gummies

[teal creek]

what is suudsu

[tame juniper]

Crazy run last night. Chad died after Acorn

[raw seal]

TIS THE SEASONNNN🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️

[ionic skiff]

Drink from homestar runner
https://homestar.wiki/wiki/Suudsu

It’s The Cheat’s favorite bedtime drink. It’s milk with gummies in it

[tranquil flower]

should i spend... 9 dollars... or 10 dollars....

[devout iron]

what's 9+10

[foggy wharf]

sixseven

[tough hollow]

spot the difference

[devout iron]

todd

[foggy wharf]

ok we all know what the backrooms are, and we all know that the backrooms is made up of nonsense halls, dead ends, and a perpetual hum of the fluorescent light bulbs, the musk of damp, yellowed wallpaper, and the dusty dropdown tiles.

Which is spooker/creepier/scarier?

The dropdown tiles are fake, either they're solid concrete, or when removed, reveal a sheer concrete surface flush along the tiles, meaning there's no upper area. or the tiles function as normal, and give way to an upper area that's just as confusing to navigate as below?

[devout iron]

canonically it's the second

and i think that one would be creepier

[jagged ruin]

spaceman

[devout iron]

is that guy from minesweeper

[quartz tinsel]

No, this is Patrick.

[tulip token]

I GOT BACK HERE, WHAT DO I GRAB.

[slow olive]

orbital tag man

[stray topaz]

Im deadbeat

[storm condor]

Is anybody good at transcribing music by ear?

[gray harness]

what the peashooter happened in the sheet suggestions for it to be closed

[short willow]

i just realized life is like a roguelike
you start with no upgrades and no abilities, every run is different from others and when you die you lose all the things you got

[devout iron]

i disagree

life is a rule-discovery puzzle game

[craggy prairie]

day 3 trying to cut my desk in half

[devout iron]

with what

[short willow]

if its not with a spoon im going to beat black deck gold stake

[devout iron]

rule discovery

[pearl flume]

"In every system made, Creation
In every screens, infinite worlds
Of every instant words, Connection
Of every new born boy or girl

For each everlasting pixel
Flashing letters on your signal
A world conceived was made
Hard to believe ?

There's an endless world of thoughts
Made by fleshborn, creative gods
And our desires yet never sate
Wouldn't you agree ?

Come make some worlds with me!"

[devout iron]

bro just shows up drops some fire and leaves every time

[pearl flume]

I'm still here, I just don't have anything else to say.

[peak night]

The negative is being at a rave? Neat!

[dapper violet]

EGG

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

You have been gifted the power to rewind time.

Every day, as you wake up, an imprint is left and at any point during that day, you can rewind time back to that moment, the only thing retained is your memories.

You have 20 uses of the ability.

What will you do ?

[vagrant forge]

Wait until some major niche economic boom happens, most likely in a stock, and rewind and profit 🤑

[zenith sparrow]

Rewind back to the start of every day just to have 20 extra days to see my wife happy.

[stray topaz]

Wait you are unmuted?

Should have asked you here

[zenith sparrow]

As of about 30 seconds ago

[crude plinth]

Be the best journalist in the world.

[ionic skiff]

Go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get deer off the menu

[zenith sparrow]

Based

[ionic skiff]

That’s right. They served fucking venison for the first thanksgiving

Free Deer anyone

Free Deers

[zenith sparrow]

Dang, I read that as free beer

Means I need another beer

[devout iron]

2 double tags woo

[dusty lynx]

Dumb question time

what would happen if you were my real mom/dad?

[vale cliff]

I’m in a different time zone now

Woo

[zenith sparrow]

Be mildly confused as I'm only 23, but then I guess we go to Walmart and then I cook food for you.

And then I guess urban exploration and/or racing in my truck

[hollow eagle]

consult a realist on how the fuck thats possible

[zenith sparrow]

Hey, that's a free buddy

I'm not gonna complain about spontaneously getting a friend

[stray topaz]

You wont be using discord if i was your mom

[stray topaz]

Where are you now?

[stray topaz]

Fuck you are younger than me and you had a wife?

How

[zenith sparrow]

She finds me funny

I also spent like 4 years fixing her severe anxiety

She went from panic attacks multiple times a day, to none in over a year.

Many sleepless nights, but she needed a rock and I was her rock. Now here we are, a total of 6 years later.

[stray topaz]

That is inspirational

[zenith sparrow]

I don't put effort into anything unless I'm absolutely 100% committed to maintaining it. I'm very consistent with my personal life.

||Consistently stupid||

[stray topaz]

Not necessarily bad

[zenith sparrow]

Saves me from burning myself out

[vale cliff]

Seoul

[stray topaz]

I wish

[zenith sparrow]

Seoul Test

[foggy wharf]

disagree, you should always give your 100%

doesnt matter how silly

unless its work

dont give work your 100%

give however miuch they pay you for

[zenith sparrow]

Only people that get 100% are my brothers [trauma bonded] and my wife

[foggy wharf]

i mean like, doesn't matter how silly something is, or insignificant, you should give it your all, put your heart into it. karaoke at a childrens party? Belt it out. Participating in some stupid little activity? Give it your best effort

not your entire emotional self

[zenith sparrow]

I'm still working on those things, I was entirely isolated growing up, so trying to inject myself into social interactions is a bit iffy. I was always discouraged when it came to having interests.

Unfortunately, when I DO give 100% in social instances, I tend to get called annoying or overbearing. So I've just kinda.. backed off by about 90%.

[zenith sparrow]

Awooga

[stray topaz]

Im not gay

Ride the piss is for gays

And im not one

[zenith sparrow]

What if

We held hands at the bus stop

[stray topaz]

Thats fucking gay

[zenith sparrow]

Alright fine, we won't be at the bus stop

[stray topaz]

Where will we be?

[zenith sparrow]

I dunno, you pick the venue. But we're still holding hands.

[stray topaz]

UwU

We should be at a baseball stadium

Would be peak

[zenith sparrow]

Catching balls and eating hot dogs

[stray topaz]

Yeah

We balls

[zenith sparrow]

The storm is shaking my work trailer

Im about to yell at it

[stray topaz]

It what?

Balls?

[zenith sparrow]

Yes, balls

AAAAA

[stray topaz]

Balls

We need a hot dog

On top of the balls

[zenith sparrow]

[foggy wharf]

type of run that makes you never wanna do it again

[zenith sparrow]

Do you not just run hands then sprint around like a lootgoblin?

[foggy wharf]

no

I bring food, medical, and spare ammo

like a proper gamer

me running it back

[zenith sparrow]

Me smells vengeance

I'm freezing my huevos off rn

What

[foggy wharf]

the run back was immensely successful

[zenith sparrow]

Dosh

[foggy wharf]

shot 3 bullets, killed 2 PMCs, looted 10 dogtags and SO MUCH gear

[zenith sparrow]

Juicy juicy loot

[foggy wharf]

idk what to do with em

[zenith sparrow]

Eat em

[hazy siren]

stepped outside and it was cold as fuck

im in texas and its never cold

yeah 38 right now

[zenith sparrow]

Louisiana is trippin' right now

[foggy wharf]

yal know camp cretaceous right?

[zenith sparrow]

Hwat

[foggy wharf]

kids cartoon

with dinos

like how scary do you think it could be?

it's a kids show and has silly dinosaurs, maybe some big ones that rawr

but then what the FUCK is this

actual fucking nightmare fuel

human dino DNA hybrid called the scorpio rex

[crude plinth]

Very necessary amount of stupid ways to kill you.

[zenith sparrow]

How we imagined the dino fights when we played

[foggy wharf]

very ccool and creepy dino

I've never seen the show but i heard about it

[stray topaz]

Balls

[foggy wharf]

it moves creepily too apparently

[stray topaz]

I need balls

[foggy wharf]

like too human

[foggy wharf]

every T guy I know has said this

[stray topaz]

Im not a T

Im a cis

But still

Balls

@zenith sparrow did i catch up on your cuddle progression

Chat we should talk about mpreg

How did mpreg exist in the first place

[zenith sparrow]

Yeh

Sonic

[hazy siren]

average lazy mattman run

[pearl flume]

What's some good news going on that you've heard ? Everything's so doom and gloom lately, I think everyone can use a bit of optimism.

[zenith sparrow]

I had a breakfast sandwich that was almost a brick and caught up with an old friend. 8/10, would do again

I am also about to have a hot bath and a stout drink

[dusty lynx]

NO I WANT TO BE NIHILISTIC

GET EM!

[zenith sparrow]

[copper epoch]

if you can go back to a date but got stuck in it forever, when will you choose

[zenith sparrow]

Does it have to be a date that's already happened or can it be a date in the future?

[copper epoch]

in the past

[zenith sparrow]

I guess I'll take a short trip back to the early 2000s

[copper epoch]

it won't be a short trip

[zenith sparrow]

Short, relatively speaking, as opposed to going back to like the 50s

Easier to adjust

I miss blockbuster and when pizza hut had a buffet

[pale swallow]

But wha about being JOLLY

[zenith sparrow]

Why not a sweetspot in the middle?

[pale swallow]

No

It’s either “it’s so over” or “WE ARE SO BACK”

[bold rain]

jolly joker

m gaming

[zenith sparrow]

I prefer, "It's shit, but I got this shit"

[dusty lynx]

EAT THEIR FLESH!

[pale swallow]

Boring!!!

[dusty lynx]

I WANT THEIR LIVER!

[pale swallow]

I’m GIFTING them instead

[zenith sparrow]

With fava beans and a nice chianti?

No Hannibal Lecter? No? Ight

Don't mind me, cleaning up the mess I made

[zenith sparrow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/oWYLw7R97pE?si=R9xaH47KuuM9byHN

[ionic skiff]

Steel Deck

[ionic skiff]

As if I looked like THIS!

[foggy wharf]

why does isaac's mom sound kidna bad

[olive egret]

ggs

[dapper violet]

Should i make a Balatro ricing for my Laptop?

(Right now it’s star fox 64)

I just finished putting this one together, but I’ll definitely consider a balatro ricing

When i get bored of Star Fox

[thin oak]

I made it to the heart is sts again

third time now

[ionic skiff]

Purple Scott

[warm mountain]

burger music final boss

[nimble turtle]

i cant post gifs </3

[devout iron]

<@&1133519078540185692>

thank you

[acoustic axle]

grabbed an ectoplasm

it hit egg

I’m gonna tweak

[wheat coral]

sometimes things dont change at all (sts2 spoilers)

[foggy wharf]

i want more media where it's set in the far flung future of the 2020s

[vapid leaf]

I must tell everyone about the doohickey

[zenith sparrow]

Yes, the doohickey

[vapid leaf]

Spread THE WORD BROTHER

[zenith sparrow]

We must just do it in moderation to not get 360 noscoped by the lurking mods

I don't wanna be in a montage

[vapid leaf]

Good idea

[vapid leaf]

Same

[zenith sparrow]

[vapid leaf]

[zenith sparrow]

My bad g, was bullying my wife

[vapid leaf]

Kool

[zenith sparrow]

Have some spin banans

[vapid leaf]

Nom nom nom

Tasty

[zenith sparrow]

And now he rotat e

[vapid leaf]

Weeeeeeee

[zenith sparrow]

The lore

[vapid leaf]

God I miss matpat

I wish he didn’t retire sometimes

[zenith sparrow]

So do I, but he's become a bigger player now

And I'm happy for him

And he said he MIGHT come around for a theory or two if he's really invested

[pearl flume]

Please choose your birthday entertainer!

[zenith sparrow]

Deadpool or buggy is a hard toss-up. I choose Deadpool because the chance of free food outweighs the chance of spontaneously being blown up by another merc.

[tame juniper]

Would rather have Perkeo

[zenith sparrow]

Perkeo more like

Twerkeo

I'll see myself out

[devout iron]

jevil

100%

[ionic skiff]

jimbo

[stray topaz]

@zenith sparrow my friend have you cuddled your wife today?

[zenith sparrow]

Yeh, it's my night off

[stray topaz]

Nice

[zenith sparrow]

Unfortunately, I have a feeling I'm about to be called in to change membranes

[brittle wyvern]

marx

he can be tamed with food

[craggy prairie]

day 4 of trying to cut table in half

[zenith sparrow]

I can't wait to see the progress for day 5

[foggy wharf]

i still think this is stupid

[zenith sparrow]

[upbeat ginkgo]

😎 About to turn this into vomit

[hollow eagle]

happy saint patricks day

[zenith sparrow]

Luck of the fryrish be upon ye

Grab your 7 leaf clovers

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

would you want to be in the highguard universe, the mindseye universe or the concord universe?

[storm condor]

Dinner with Jay Z

[zenith sparrow]

Why does this jelly man keep patting me

WhatdidIdo

[dusty lynx]

gave a good answer without saying a single word

although I wounder if drinking would be a thing in those places

[zenith sparrow]

Oh, keep patting me then. It helps with the drinking

Did you know that having the gene for red hair is linked with having higher pain tolerances and higher resistances against alcohol and anesthesia?

[foggy wharf]

i know literally none of those

[dusty lynx]

uh...no?

[dusty lynx]

also what the hell is that on your screen?

[foggy wharf]

uhh... okay?

[zenith sparrow]

I dunno, he's just there

[zenith sparrow]

Uhh.. ooglie booglie 👻

[foggy wharf]

did you know ooglie booglie has its origins in racist etymology?

making fun of haitian voodooism

[zenith sparrow]

Surprisingly, yes

[foggy wharf]

waow

[zenith sparrow]

I live in Louisiana, the state founded on voodoo

[foggy wharf]

i wanna visit so bad

[zenith sparrow]

They lost the Annabelle doll here

[foggy wharf]

see the historical locations, see if i experience anything spiritual

good

free my girl

[zenith sparrow]

No, not good

The most haunted doll on the planet

Is lost in FUCKING LOUISIANA, SOMEWHERE NEAR NEW ORLEANS

[foggy wharf]

one of the most spiritual and cursed places on the planet

[zenith sparrow]

Even the Winchesters wouldn't touch that one

[foggy wharf]

where hundreds of years of heavy slavery took place

my girl is gonna fuck shit up

[zenith sparrow]

Don't forget the prohibition and the voodoo

Lots of anger and spite in one place

Food is top tier though

Crawfish etouffee is absolutely 👌

[foggy wharf]

im gonna struggle a bit being vegetarian, not eating barbecue or fish

but it's only aspirational, and either way i am NOT visiting america any time soon

[zenith sparrow]

There are some vegetarian options

[foggy wharf]

im actually afraid I'm gonna experience police brutality

[zenith sparrow]

This is gonna sound outta pocket, but are you white?

[foggy wharf]

native american

but pretty white lookin

[zenith sparrow]

Neutral, they shouldn't fuck with you too much

Just hang with a local and look like you have somewhere to be

[foggy wharf]

cops hate indigenous people in canada

lots of stereotypes

[zenith sparrow]

It's actually pretty chill(ish) down here

You're more likely to get harassed if you're white

Because of the whole.. history thing

As a white boy kinda goated with the (swaws), I go about mostly unnoticed

That being said, I've noticed more.. unusual activity around the woods lately, as if certain things are migrating further down here

[foggy wharf]

if you mean weird shit i agree

spirits and cryptids and creatures that have avoided us are being forced out of cities

[zenith sparrow]

I've seen things that are strictly housed in Utah which must not be named, down around my home.

For a hint, they pretend to be animals that they are not

[buoyant root]

whats is called

[zenith sparrow]

"Annabelle"

[buoyant root]

oh how lovely

[zenith sparrow]

Just about every caretaker that has touched her directly has died an unexplainable death

[buoyant root]

holy

[zenith sparrow]

Yep, and she's lost over here in voodoo land

[buoyant root]

bro imagine a little kid js taking a walk w parents who dont know abt this and finding the doll and keeping it

[zenith sparrow]

There are movies about scenarios like that

[buoyant root]

oh all my good ideas r always taken

[zenith sparrow]

Should've copyrighted them smh

[buoyant root]

yea

[zenith sparrow]

It is time

[pearl flume]

I don't like story driven games.
Not because they're not fun or not good for me...

...It's because every time I'm done with them I'm filled with an endless envy that I don't have friends like them! Or live in such a wonderful fantasy world as them! Or look as awesome as them!

[zenith sparrow]

[simple sigil]

Let me guess, you played Persona?

[pearl flume]

In Stars and Time

[proud stag]

?

[zenith sparrow]

Louisiana, especially around shreveport, lafayette, and new orleans, is biased against white people

Not quite vocally, but the number of murders and other hate-crime related issues are drastically higher in those areas. Not saying they're close to zero in any part of the state, but yeh

It's mostly due to an influx of gang-related activity and recent (2008-2015, 2015-2020) economic stress

[proud stag]

Oh
I see

[zenith sparrow]

It's what happens in a state literally built out of corruption and greed

Almost every major government official we've had was arrested for embezzlement

God, just being so close to Shreveport, the number of news articles I could show would be almost insane

[zenith sparrow]

But this is not the topic for this server, let's be real

[wheat wagon]

@dusty breach i happened to stumble across your channel completely by coincidence

quite cool channel

[zenith sparrow]

So she's in your feed too

Weird how the algorithm did it, but this is good. Hopefully her channel gains even more traction

[sturdy ferry]

I need ultrakill on console so bad omg

[zenith sparrow]

+Parry

[sturdy ferry]

+DISRESPECT

[zenith sparrow]

+:(

[sturdy ferry]

If hakita drops it after treachery, it's getting bought day 1

[zenith sparrow]

Me rn

[sturdy ferry]

Cuz like, I just can't afford a pc, nor do I have the space for a desk

[wheat wagon]

Yeah

[ionic skiff]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2033755205171388438

boatogravy (@boatogravy_)

Quoting boatogravy (@boatogravy_)
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[pearl flume]

Please rank the following topic 1-5, with 1 being the best. Today's topic is: Unconventional Weapons

Scythe

Whips/Whipsword

Yo-yo

Oversized piece of metal with a handle dubbed a sword

Objects used as weapons (Anchor, Umbrella, Street lamp, etc)

[vale cliff]

What’s the difference between the first four and objects used as weapons?

[safe meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVkmR6tO_uY

@dusty breach I'm sorry to say this but Roze beat you to it LOL

[dusty breach]

I just finished watching the video and yeah he did a really good job honestly, his version of it was really cool

Me and him had actually been talking about our projects before his video released but it’s neat to actually see it for myself!

No doubt his video and stuff will be more viewed but that’s okay, I’m still having a blast making my own version and sharing it 😊

[safe meadow]

Isn't your version also a direct port?

[dusty breach]

It’s a 1:1 recreation for the most part yeah

[zenith sparrow]

Spoder

[safe meadow]

The biggest headache of irl Balatro would be to keep track of the jokers scaling all the time

[dusty breach]

Dice counters are good for that!

I’m in the middle of a run, I got grimbo really early which was really nice for some flat mult (and also burglar which is epic)

I just use the dice as digits to keep track of scaling

My wack ass setup right now

[dusty breach]

In my opinion the worst part about Balatro irl is A. Having to shuffle cards so much and B. Calculating everything by hand
makes everything SOOOO SLOWWWW

[cloud night]

Chat rate my mobile keyboard

[pale swallow]

Does it make jimbo sounds

[cloud night]

Yeah

[pale swallow]

Proof or die

[cloud night]

Doing the math would be worse

[cloud night]

Ts sounds horrible istg

[cloud light]

You have contact with Balatroze/Roze?

[dusty breach]

He came into a couple of my streams and we talked about our projects briefly

[cloud light]

Ah, okay, unfortunate. I would've liked some direct contact with him

[rich seal]

Rate my Jimbo mii

[pale swallow]

That’s supposed to be jimbo?

Nah I’m kidding I see the vision

[rich seal]

You gotta

IT's so perfect

[vale cliff]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[zenith sparrow]

Did I miss something spicy?

Either crypto scam or adult bot, my money is on crypto scam

[vale cliff]

This guy came in looking for his divorced wife

[zenith sparrow]

Wh-

I MISSED THAT?!

[vale cliff]

No, it’s a crypto scam

[zenith sparrow]

Oh

That's disappointing compared to what you said

[vale cliff]

Ikr

[zenith sparrow]

"Martha? Martha?!"

[dusty breach]

Divorced wife in the Balatro server is crazy

[tame garnet]

Christmas jimbo

[surreal narwhal]

THATS ME!!! WINRAR CALLED ME ANNOYING!!! 2 YEARS AGO!!!

[safe meadow]

He's annoying! 😂 😂 😂

[surreal narwhal]

[pale swallow]

How the bell did you recover from this mentally

That’s right. 🅱️ell

[hallow mortar]

Rating: 8 / 10

[wheat coral]

sts 2 spoiler

ignore goku

[unborn rock]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=rh9zvDmYK-o&list=LM dude these lightners are so FUCKING pathetic they make me want to start the roaring with out looking!

WHOO YEA THE ROARING!

[glossy fulcrum]

that is an interesting title

[runic merlin]

guys i need help wth something

[wintry rain]

stupid thought

naneinf on a seed named naneinf

[humble smelt]

i highly recommend listening to green day while reading scott pilgrim

they go together like peanut butter and jelly

[dapper violet]

Winrar sucks ass ngl

i just use the RAR commands on Linux because it’s FAR easier than Winrar’s windows UX

[foggy wharf]

i dont even bother with the app, i just right click "unzip here" or "Unzip..." and select my location

no annoying popups

[dapper violet]

I hate the windows file manager. It’s a plague on everything file management

[eternal nova]

yo

anyone here played super metroid

?

[dapper violet]

Yeah?

[eternal nova]

Ok

im doing a randomizer and am kinda stuck

If I post the spoiler log here can you give me a hint towards varia suit

?

no idea where it is

[dapper violet]

Isn’t the whole point of a randomizer that you have to find it yourself?

[eternal nova]

yeah

ive been looking

[dapper violet]

Think of checks you might have missed. Sometimes it’s stupid obvious

[eternal nova]

I just want to know which area to look in rn

cause I just did wrecked ship

and already killed kraid

[dapper violet]

Send it, i’ll let you know the region

[eternal nova]

region is all I need

[dapper violet]

Though i will say as a Ocarina Randomizer enthusiast, it’s probably in Upper Brinstar

If i’m reading correctly, it’s in Merida

[dapper violet]

@eternal nova

[eternal nova]

ah shit

Im looking for grav suit then

which is actually helpful

because it limits options even more

[dapper violet]

I should play a super metroid rando

[eternal nova]

yeah

[dapper violet]

ocarina rando was fun as hell

[eternal nova]

they are fun

[dapper violet]

I remember finding Megaton Hammer in Kokiri Forest and just asswiping the floor with the whole game

[eternal nova]

lol\

the one downside of sm rando tho

is that in a lot of seeds

you dont get bombs early

it gives you power bombs

[dapper violet]

Ooofff lmaooo

[eternal nova]

which are a pain in the ass due to their low ammo capacity

and the fact only certain enemies can drop ammo for them

and most of those enemies are not in early game areas

so you are always out of bombs

and get softlocked a lot due to it

just tried to do a sm rando as part of a multiworld

where my friend was on hollow knight

and my grav suit ended up on voidheart

which fucking sucked

I found spring ball at least

doesn't help

[dapper violet]

Multiworld rando would suck ASS if you did Hollow Knight and Majora’s Mask

[eternal nova]

maybe

haven't really played either

I just learned how bad that gravsuit spawn was because my friend started laughing like crazy

screw attack might help tho

found grav suit

we back in buisness

[craggy prairie]

day 6 of trying to cut me table in half

[eternal nova]

but why

why would you do that

[wheat coral]

Bored

or board

[eternal nova]

omg its the monkey from mother 3

[wheat coral]

oh my god its master chief

[eternal nova]

I love cortama

[zenith sparrow]

Manster Cheemf

[eternal nova]

it is I, John Halo

[zenith sparrow]

Do you know John Fallout?

[eternal nova]

Yes

We have minecraft server

but I'm not talking to him rn

he nuked my base again

[zenith sparrow]

I heard he find platinum chip for his son when son wanted water chips

How he do dat

[eternal nova]

10 luck 1 int build

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

If you were asked to describe humanity, what would you say ?

[eternal nova]

smart idiots

[dapper violet]

Trying to install a mod for smash bros brawl, but it looks like my sd card is rejecting it

[timber oyster]

same but without the "smart" part.

[foggy wharf]

PENIS PLUSHIE

[zenith sparrow]

Huh.

🍌

[atomic glen]

Just beat Hollow Knight Path of Pain!

Did it live too, lol

[glossy fulcrum]

hell yeah

[stray topaz]

Have you cuddled your wife today?

Being addicted to using discord is the lamest shit ive ever endured

[zenith sparrow]

Aye

[zenith sparrow]

Marginally better than meth, at least

[stray topaz]

My friend when should we start our gay dating?

<@&1133519078540185692>

[storm condor]

Sonion

[vagrant forge]

Bam

[storm condor]

Record time

[vagrant forge]

sonlooker

[zenith sparrow]

I MISSED IT AGAIN

[storm condor]

black hole son

[vagrant forge]

you clearly don’t know the time I got him in 1.3 seconds

[zenith sparrow]

Won't you come

[vagrant forge]

and wash away the rain

[stray topaz]

You'd better not miss our date at the baseball stadium

😠

We balls

[zenith sparrow]

Needs another ball

There we go

[stray topaz]

Looks like a dick

[zenith sparrow]

So, uh.. I could only afford tickets for one seat

[stray topaz]

Damn

I couldn't send it

You ride it

Understand

[zenith sparrow]

It's only fair if we rotate every inning

[stray topaz]

Nah

Im too alpha to ride yours

Im an alpha bus hater

[zenith sparrow]

I see

[pearl flume]

Man, I wish I had friends or family like the ones in Stars and Time...Everyone there is always so nice and thoughtful.

[dusty lynx]

Dumb question time

Who would you say 'Hewwo prwinces :3' to?

[stray topaz]

Me

Hewwo prwinces

:3

[storm condor]

My friend zander

[zenith sparrow]

My wife, because she hates it when I do the cutesy stuff

I use the moderator voice on her sometimes and make her squirm in disgust because it's funny

[dusty lynx]

tell us some of em

[zenith sparrow]

The lines I use or the other people I tell them to?

[dusty lynx]

the lines

[zenith sparrow]

Fedora mode #1: "now, kIttEn.. you know I like my chicken tendies extra swaucy." -8/10 squirm factor

Any variation of UwU or OwO coming out of my mouth immediately makes her throw pillows at me

And any time I use "alpha" or "sigma" even ironically, I'm met with furious disdain

God, I love her

[dusty lynx]

botiful

[zenith sparrow]

6 years, she's put up with my shenanigans

I plan on taking her on a date one of these days to go shoot some beeg guns

[dusty lynx]

like?

[zenith sparrow]

.50 BMG

:)

[dusty lynx]

yey

[zenith sparrow]

Then I'm gonna go take her to the racetrack and see if I can sweet talk a buddy into letting us drive in the empty venue

[dusty lynx]

noice

[bright nebula]

Why is it always some guy named Zander

I knew a Zander who’d totally say stuff like that

[south kraken]

i want gun that's bigger than .50 caliber

[rancid patrol]

@random oracle IS THAT PORTER IN YOUR BIO

[random oracle]

yeah

[rancid patrol]

then again you prob recognized my name and pfp

in a second

LOOLLL

[random oracle]

im not the biggest porter head

[rancid patrol]

oh

nvm </3

[random oracle]

that lyric is just - super where im at in my life

[rancid patrol]

i can make something gooddd ohhh something gooddd~

[random oracle]

usually i have fox stevenson lyrics either in my bio or discord status

[rancid patrol]

that was my favorite song for a while

lowkey still need that in my head

[rancid patrol]

mmm fair enough!

no matter how desperate things get or dire your circumstances seem to be, just remember to take a step back, look at the sky and acknowledge that you’re still here~

that you’ll get through this like you have the day before, and the one before that

^^

[knotty dock]

Negative tag

[marsh folio]

this can not be fucking real

[pearl flume]

Please choose 2 nouns before clicking the black bar.

||"If all (blank)(s) was perfect, we wouldn't have (blank)(s)"

What did you just say ?"||

[pale swallow]

||“If all FUCKs we’re perfect we wouldn’t have YOU” 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥 ||

I didn’t follow the prompt

[tame garnet]

||If all houses were perfect we wouldn't have mountains||

It is true...

[south kraken]

flat vs THICC

[dusky hamlet]

||If all chairs were perfect, we wouldn't have couches||

[atomic glen]

||"If all tissues were perfect, we wouldn't have cats"|| uhm what

[cloud light]

<@&1133519078540185692>

o7

[vale cliff]

Black, bar

[wraith tiger]

anyone play multiplayer?

[regal musk]

if all dads were perfect we wouldn't have moms

[harsh trench]

world’s first transphobic balatro fan

[icy aspen]

Wat een kanker lijer

[tame juniper]

Idiot living up to his name when it comes to 2-5 retriggers

[teal creek]

whats wrong with my hit the road joker

[silent moon]

now why would they say that

[harsh trench]

no clue

@ local bunk ban this guy from balatro forever

[vapid leaf]

Sandwich

[proven solar]

Im inexplicable hyped for the prospect of dune 3

[nimble ibex]

What's y'all's opinion on Laufey

[tame garnet]

Me too. Dune part 2 was so good

[proven solar]

Dune 2 inspired me to write

[proven solar]

Shell only be the Second best

[nimble ibex]

Oh? (Also it's she'll)

[foggy wharf]

shell on my hell until im apostropheing everywhere

[glossy fulcrum]

not everyone has the time on their hands to type an apostrophe ^w^ /s

[nimble ibex]

On a phone you literally just hold and let go of "c" on keyboard and mouse you just press a button :3 (also that was just to be annoying)

[glossy fulcrum]

i was being sarcastic

note the /s

[nimble ibex]

I'm not chronically online I didn't know what /s meant... Please don't eat me in my sleep

[glossy fulcrum]

too late ive already decided to

[foggy wharf]

fr astronomically tragic last words

we have all timers like "Watch this", "They don't bite", "Hold my beer", but somehow "Counting or not counting gang violence" is the worst

[indigo ginkgo]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spirit_of_Revolt

New WP page created

[floral socket]

Shes awesome

[ionic skiff]

Angelic voice
slightly unnerving at first

[stray topaz]

@zenith sparrow have you cuddled your wife today?

[glad gale]

I love Laufey! I tried buying a ticket to one of her concerts in Barcelona

Seconds later every single seat was already taken

I blinked and

[gilded heart]

I saw her live! Absolutely amazing!

[glad gale]

Lost my opportunity

[nimble ibex]

Lucky

[gilded heart]

I truly do consider myself lucky to be able to go watch her live

[harsh trench]

sock and buskin irl

[vale cliff]

Can you eat me in my sleep?

:3

[glossy fulcrum]

sure :3

[vale cliff]

yay ❤️

[glossy fulcrum]

w<

[ionic skiff]

This is sending some unfortunate implications

[dusty lynx]

...what?

[vale cliff]

“White people are always happy and Black people are always sad”?

[zenith sparrow]

Mixed emotions?

[ionic skiff]

Antonblast and pizza tower are the most artistically influential video games of the decade

[zenith sparrow]

Is that a nose or a lip

[glossy fulcrum]

both

[craggy prairie]

day 7 of trying to cut table in half

[glossy fulcrum]

why

[craggy prairie]

its a table, what purpose dose it have.

[glossy fulcrum]

well lets see here

first of all

that monitor on that table

wouldnt exactly be able to be there if not for it

cant really place stuff in midair

this can be applied to everything else on the table

surprisingly tables exist and are common for a good ass reason

[wheat coral]

The Sims 3

[glossy fulcrum]

we dont LIVE in the SIMES 3

[wheat coral]

The Sims 2

[craggy prairie]

trust me, I will find a way to make things levitate. Im the local unemployed guy.

[shell blaze]

Can you guys say you have ever wanted to smell like the mario galaxy movie?

[pearl flume]

Please choose a location on earth before clicking the black bar.

||A game themed around this location. What kind of game would it be and would you play it ?||

[stray topaz]

Yo

You haven't answered it

[zenith sparrow]

No, schedule at work changed I had to leave early

[prime obsidian]

Oh jimbo, you just can't stop saying hi, can you?

[storm condor]

Mariana trench

||subnatica, and fuh nah||

[candid matrix]

There are two types of people in this world. People who sort by rank and people who are wrong

[storm condor]

Flush players

[candid matrix]

Still wrong

[storm condor]

It's easier to play flushes when it's ordered as such

[candid matrix]

That doesn’t mean it’s right

[storm condor]

And how is it wrong

[candid matrix]

Because yes

[ionic skiff]

https://fixvx.com/flowerartistlol/status/2034360113834742154?s=46

🇲🇽 Aubree !! 🏳️‍⚧️ | STATIC MIKU'S WIFE (@Flowerar...

So , you're telling me , this is the 6'7 ohio meteor , correct ?

QRT: PopBase
The meteor that broke apart over Ohio yesterday was nearly 6 feet in width and weighed 7 tonnes. (via GMA)

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Mar 18, 2026, 8:03 PM

[devout iron]

DIE <@&1133519078540185692>

[gilded heart]

Andes Mountains

[wintry rain]

this is probably more #1209506514763522108 material but silly thought: consumables having an edition would make them score when a hand is scored if they're held

there's behavior for that in the game already (sorta) with the Observatory voucher

it wouldn't be that outta place

[dapper violet]

All i want is a mod that plays the “ooohh banana” from Donkey Kong 64 when Gros Michael plays/spawns

[wintry rain]

LOL

I sometimes say that when it appears

I realize now that Holographic edition would probably be the worst one for consumables if that was a thing

[stray topaz]

We go balls

[hollow eagle]

this would be boring as hell, i picked point nemo

[zenith sparrow]

Wooo, we just got paid

💰

[woeful yoke]

What are you playing