🃏・off-topic

[jagged hatch]

I got an 85% on the midterm, the highest in the class. If I get 85% on my final as well, and an ~105% elsewhere (due to extra credit), I still get a B

its so bullshit

he also doesn't allow any technology in class

and requires notes to be taken

and then spends half of the class time ranting abt unrelated things

its so awful

[glossy fulcrum]

thats respectable tbh

i cannot help myself around my phone

[jagged hatch]

but laptops?

[glossy fulcrum]

its such a problem

[jagged hatch]

like I get phones

[glossy fulcrum]

i have a prof who does the same

[jagged hatch]

but like I could be getting homework done while he rants about garbage

[glossy fulcrum]

he doesnt like canvas ( the application my uni uses ) so our work is all paper

[jagged hatch]

like he treats it like technology killed his wife or something

last semester he didn't reply to any of my emails and instead just found me irl (I always was sitting in the same spot outside his class)

[glossy fulcrum]

what 😭

well at least my prof does respond to emails

andi do enjoy his class i think

the discussions are actually interactive instead of just him ranting

[jagged hatch]

mine claims that he wants interaction then rants about how his cat bit his wifes burger for 8 minutes straight

(this is not an exaggeration and has actually happened)

it takes him like 20 minutes to boot his PC and log in at the start of class

[glossy fulcrum]

HOW is this guy still teaching

[earnest nova]

Hey guys am I good at geometry dash yet

[glossy fulcrum]

holy flick thats a crazy first leve;

[jagged hatch]

no clue TwT

[glossy fulcrum]

its like an old top 1

[glossy fulcrum]

qwq

[earnest nova]

Ignore attempts*

[jagged hatch]

it gets worse too

[glossy fulcrum]

how humble, and your attempt count was low

[glossy fulcrum]

how

[jagged hatch]

he asks us to read the textbook before class then teaches* the entire reading in class

[earnest nova]

Ah, thanks for the comment.

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[glossy fulcrum]

underrated player frfr

[jagged hatch]

he has stuff abt how he'll just have random quizzes if he thinks attendence is low (so you can't even avoid the 30-45 minutes of yapping per 80 minute class)

[glossy fulcrum]

what is this chat feature (i cant access it due to policies)

[glossy fulcrum]

whats the point then

of reading beforehand

[jagged hatch]

there is none.

I haven't opened the textbook ONCE

[earnest nova]

I was being the manager at (work at a pizza place) and someone was acting like a "pick-me" sorta kid and she wanted manager and she said this

[glossy fulcrum]

😭

[jagged hatch]

and got that 85% (mind you I have taken a good stats class before) which was the highest anyone got on the midterm

[earnest nova]

😔✌️

[wheat coral]

Is chat a new feature on roblox?

[earnest nova]

No it's just for waapap

[glossy fulcrum]

noice :3

[jagged hatch]

sorry im yapping abt bad teacher its just

augh

[glossy fulcrum]

its been there forevery but theyre removing it for people who refuse to send roblox their face and/or ID

[jagged hatch]

this guy is the reason Oklahoma is rated so low in education /hj

[glossy fulcrum]

ur good :p

[wheat coral]

I was being funny

[glossy fulcrum]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

sjorry

[vale cliff]

Yay me for never using roblox so I have nothing to lose

[vale cliff]

Gave her a blankie

also, thanks AI!

Didn’t know my cat was a cat

[umbral ruin]

who is elena why did they send me a friend request from this server

[crystal gull]

might be a scammer

[jagged hatch]

which elena

cuz its probably a scammer

[untold ibex]

Brotato is peak

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

You open the mailbox and recieve a package, you have gotten a tiny desk engineer.

You don't know who sent it you, you dont know why it keeps dancing, what do you do?

[umbral ruin]

they have no messages so yea probably a scammer

dont ask why it took me like 2 hours to respond

[stray topaz]

I suck with regent

😔

Regent is like the defect

Too complicated for my brain

[broken rock]

How doing?

[quartz tinsel]

Unsure. Been better, been worse.

And yourself?

[austere panther]

I'd say they should add Jimbo but the whole game is shot from his POV

[quartz tinsel]

Cat.

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Gain 1 years in your life span

or

Gain 10 thousand years in your life span

[quartz tinsel]

Rather lose a few hundred.

[dusky hamlet]

Vampire comment vibes.

[foggy wharf]

better than any of the ai slop that gets posted

[foggy wharf]

would you rather get the benefits of not smoking, or get the benefits of a god ass question

[pearl flume]

Most people have chosen 1 year.

[foggy wharf]

wouldn't you be able to add 10k and just game over yourself when you're fed up with it?

[acoustic axle]

just bought Poker Night at The Inventory

was this a good investment

[hoary flare]

YES YOURE THE GOAT HOLYYY

[foggy wharf]

for how much? It's pretty fun

[acoustic axle]

10$

[foggy wharf]

i got it with the ttg pack

[acoustic axle]

I bought it for switch

[foggy wharf]

damn it's on switch?

[acoustic axle]

yeah

it’s also on a few other consoles

[foggy wharf]

i would have recommended the tell tale games pack, all the walking dead games and wolf among us

[sharp sundial]

cool

[stray topaz]

Fumbled at the last boss

Lost my win condition mid game due to missplay

But this run was epic

[lunar barn]

Oh 10 thousand absolutely. Im not immortal, its only my lifespan that gets prolonged so if i get tired i can just end it

Plus i can do all i want during these 10k years

So no downsides there

[quartz tinsel]

Failing is too easy. Not worth it.

[lunar barn]

Wdym failing

[quartz tinsel]

What indeed?

[glossy fulcrum]

10k easily

im the type who'd take up immortality if offered

[lunar barn]

Depends on what kind of immortality it js

If its true immortality that does not allow you to die no matter what, even if the heat death of the universe happens

Then no

If its conditional immortality that can potentially end at some point

Gladly

[glossy fulcrum]

oki

[quartz tinsel]

During my namesake, nothing is truly immortal.

[glossy fulcrum]

if you say so

[lunar barn]

Oh then gladly

If ragnarok does come and kill me despite me being immortal then fuck yeah

[glossy fulcrum]

i guess immortality isnt truly immortal for what is life if there is nothing to percieve

once the universe dies you are effectively dead too

[lunar barn]

I mean yeah if there is no oxygen going to your brain you won't be able to experience anything

Hence even if you are still alive

[foggy wharf]

males fr invented online video games so they have an excuse to spend all night talking to their friends on the phone

[glossy fulcrum]

"males" im crine

yes thats why games exist frfr

[glossy fulcrum]

if we go by this logic then uou simply arent immortal

[foggy wharf]

until "women" becomes the default men use I'll use males

[glossy fulcrum]

if oxygen not going to your brain ceases all bodily functions, that is death

[lunar barn]

Thing is

It doesn't cease

Just that you cannot "experience"

Hence no difference than dead

[glossy fulcrum]

the way i see it the only way for immortality to work out is that no permanent damage is ever sustained by the holder

[lunar barn]

Despite your heart still beating

[glossy fulcrum]

so it does cease

yiur heart wouldnt beat if you had no oxygen

[foggy wharf]

the earth hasn't even existed for 10k years

[lunar barn]

Brother

[glossy fulcrum]

liedrogen bomb

[foggy wharf]

and if you can't become a vanderbilt style trillionaire within 10k years, i mean, thats an issyou

[glossy fulcrum]

unkess youre religious

[lunar barn]

So we talking about a magical immortality that makes it so you're no longer human

[glossy fulcrum]

sure

[lunar barn]

No longer requiring to eat, sleep breathe or anything

And still function perfectly

[glossy fulcrum]

humanity sucks anyway :3

[lunar barn]

Yeah true

[foggy wharf]

the hypothetical strictly said extend your lifespan, not granting immortality

[glossy fulcrum]

but eating fun

[lunar barn]

Yeah we don't care ✨

[glossy fulcrum]

i know but the conversation moved

meoww

[foggy wharf]

so you would still need to eat and take care of yourself otherwise you'd be like

that fat vampire

[lunar barn]

You can still eat. You just don't nerd to

[glossy fulcrum]

well yeay

h

i would

[foggy wharf]

but then you would atrophy

[glossy fulcrum]

if i didnt keep up the simple routine of eatung 3 meals a day i would lose it

[lunar barn]

Like if you're truly immortal in the magical sense then you have no need for anything and can sustain yourself on nothing and be fine

[glossy fulcrum]

unless food doesnt like digest or whatever because my body doesnt need it

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah

[foggy wharf]

this is what 10k years eating and no exercising does to a mf

[glossy fulcrum]

thats like the point of immortality

you cant die

[glossy fulcrum]

true

maybe i wont eat

[lunar barn]

Plus immortality like, implies regeneration

[foggy wharf]

you cant die, doesnt mean your life wouldnt be shit

[glossy fulcrum]

or just impervity to damage

[foggy wharf]

you would need to, otherwise you would be nothing but nerves skin and bones

alive*

[lunar barn]

So actually there id a case of this in a novel I've read

[glossy fulcrum]

then ill eat and exercise idk

[lunar barn]

The big bad guy is impervious to all damage

But he's not immortal

[glossy fulcrum]

how though

if you cannot be damaged you cannot die

[foggy wharf]

you would have to if not given some sort of vampire-esque immortality, where you have supernatural fitness or some sort of perpetual body

[lunar barn]

An example being that he developed cancer and couldn't get rid of it cause that, too, was impervious to damage

[glossy fulcrum]

that would be sick

[foggy wharf]

funfact, the legs were a real person. The actor playing the head would fart in the suit and dutch oven the leg actor

[glossy fulcrum]

sounds atrocuous

[foggy wharf]

ya

[glossy fulcrum]

does cancer not count as damage

[foggy wharf]

vampires should be susceptible to cancer imo

its not a normal illness

[jagged hatch]

they already die instantly to the sun they don't need to get cancer from it

[lunar barn]

So the kind of magical true immortality i think of is:
Doesn't age
Cannot get sick
Always regenerates
Impervious to damage
Body always reverts back to an "optimal" state where everything is perfect
Can sustain itself on nothing with no side effects
Doesn't have any physical needs

[lunar barn]

Am i missing anything

[foggy wharf]

cancer can appear spontaneously, and with their advanced regenration it makes sense that there would be a chance it goes haywire

[lunar barn]

Ye

[foggy wharf]

cancer fr is just human healing factor gone bad

[lunar barn]

Fun fact in that novel the villain actually doomed himself by killing the only guy capable of damaging him, who was also subsequently capable of removing the cancer cells

[lunar barn]

Okay i found a problem

Black holes

[foggy wharf]

deadpool's healing factor is based on cancer

so if he was cured of it he would caput

[lunar barn]

So you need to be capable of spontaneously reappearing if you get "deleted"

[lunar barn]

The villain was only impervious to damage

Not immortal or had regeneration

He still agrd

Aged

[foggy wharf]

magical immortality could be atrociously horrific. Imagine being clapped in irons and thrown into a lake. Launched on a rocket ship into the sun. all of your limbs meticulously dismembered and stuck into a blender

I would be fine with having extremely slow aging letting me age to thousands of years old, but i wouldn't want to be trapped being alive

[lunar barn]

Yeah hence why i originally stated that i wanted immortality that is conditional and can be eventually stopped

Aka not true immortality

[foggy wharf]

I would be fine with true immortality, with a few extras

perfect physical fitness and atleast a strong invulnerability to pain

aka vampire

[lunar barn]

you mean pain treshold?

[foggy wharf]

ya

[lunar barn]

or immunity to injury

[foggy wharf]

pain

[lunar barn]

pain treshold you can train irl and it isn't that hard

[foggy wharf]

cause im assuming im atleast extra durable, if not invulnerable to damage

[lunar barn]

perfect physical fitness and health would be very welcome tho

[foggy wharf]

but imagine being invincible but you can still fee pain

[lunar barn]

then you wouldn't feel pain cause invincibility means you cannot get injured, so you cannot feel pain

and perfect physical fitness and health means you cannot get sick or have any internal injuries

meaning no pain from within or from outside

[glossy fulcrum]

bweh

[lunar barn]

well mental pain exists

but that's a whole different topic that we don't understand enough yet so i'll conviniently ignore it

[glossy fulcrum]

thats the downside of immortality innit

you lose wveryone and everything you know

oh and also all the eternal life stuff idk

[lunar barn]

and you also lose your memories so it would eventually pass

like the human brain can only store so much information

eventually you would start forgetting your life

[glossy fulcrum]

drinking monster for the first time in ages

[lunar barn]

and have a leeway of like, 500ish years at most

[glossy fulcrum]

my femboyness is recovering

[lunar barn]

immortality is really cool if you get several lawyers and fantasy nerds to argue with the genie

[lunar barn]

never drank an energy drink aside from coffee, how different is it?

[quartz tinsel]

Monster Khaotic was really good. So was Miami Cola Bang.

Monster killed both.

[glossy fulcrum]

monster tastes so different from coffee

i think they make coffee too though

[dusky hamlet]

Do you consider Jedi immortal since they can be force ghosts? Or do you have to have a physical body?

[glossy fulcrum]

it is a vast difference

i think most energy drinks have better flavor than coffee itself

[glossy fulcrum]

thats probably a form of immortality yeah

immortality doesnt necessarily mean existing as you do currently

ex. christian heaven

[lunar barn]

yeah you can also just be a being of pure consciousness, or even god itself for all we know

[glossy fulcrum]

(and probably more caffeine, though levels vary)

[dusky hamlet]

Agreed. True! As physical creatures, we might prefer immortality with a physical body, but it certainly isn't the only option.

[sharp bay]

Music: On

Jerk: Off

[lunar barn]

so you're telling me its a good laxative

[glossy fulcrum]

mime from grace

[glossy fulcrum]

uuuh i dunno

to be johnest i dont know the digestive effects of caffeine and probably should because i am a bottom

[lunar barn]

im getting ptsd flashbacks from the academic paper i wrote about censorship

[glossy fulcrum]

theres probably games where you can fuck around with omnipotency

[lunar barn]

why is yours not censored

[glossy fulcrum]

although they are just imitations

true omnipotency is literally just impossible

[lunar barn]

well, true omnipotency also implies omniscience

[quartz tinsel]

Evidence: The boulder paradox.

[lunar barn]

since you cannot be omnipotent if you cannot manipulate everything and anything

and to do that you need to know everything

[glossy fulcrum]

if an omnipotent being were to create an object he couldnt lift, then they wouldnt be omnipotent because they couldnt lift said object, but if they cant create this object then thats something they cant do

[glossy fulcrum]

yes

[lunar barn]

blah blah paradoxes are boring, a truly omnipotent being would just recreate the universe so that said paradoxes wouldn't exist

[glossy fulcrum]

just saying

omnipotency is also impossible to recreate cuz like that level of power is quite impossible to comprehend

too many options

[lunar barn]

hence why true omnipotency requires omniscience

but that's fucking boring

cause if you're omniscient

you know all

[glossy fulcrum]

speaking of

[lunar barn]

meaning there is no point in anything since anything and everything has already happened for you

and you know everything that will happen in every timeline

[glossy fulcrum]

would an omniscient being truly even have free will

they would always know what they are gonna do wouldnt they

[lunar barn]

so just, limited omnipotence is the key to having a fun time

[lunar barn]

no

a truly omniscient being would realize that any and all actions it could or would take have already happened and are predetermined

[glossy fulcrum]

i feel like if i was granted omniscience i would just be stuck from all the information

[lunar barn]

so nothing it does is original, hence no free will

[glossy fulcrum]

wow its almost like thats the concept of gojo's domain expansion

👀

[lunar barn]

it could just choose to go in one of infinite possibilities, but it would know all that would alraedy happen there, so no free will

[lunar barn]

didn't read the manga or watch the anime, explain

[glossy fulcrum]

gojo has a technique called limitless

which basically lets him harness the concept of infinity as a power

[lunar barn]

aight no he doesn't. the story would be boring is a truly omnipotent character existed

[glossy fulcrum]

it is not as op as it sounds but hes one of the strongest sorcerers of all time

[lunar barn]

he has to get fucked somehow, right?

[glossy fulcrum]

well he doesnt have infinite power

byt like

[lunar barn]

yep expected that

[glossy fulcrum]

uugg this is harder to explain than j thought

[lunar barn]

if i remember correctly there is a character who's ability is to create bullets for her gun

[glossy fulcrum]

anyway

[lunar barn]

what a fucking sad existence it is

[glossy fulcrum]

a domain expansion in jjk is like the truest expression of one's technique

[glossy fulcrum]

technically the ability can be used to create anything but it is extremely demanding on cursed energy (the verse's power system)

[lunar barn]

cool

[glossy fulcrum]

gojo's just overloads the mind of anyone who's caught in it with information, effectively leaving them paralyzed

[lunar barn]

my knowledge of jjk is limited to the memes about gojo trying to copy spongebob when he listens to good music and the buff woman with a lot of scars that has fan art everywhere on the internet recently

[glossy fulcrum]

it is an automatic win if he can pull it off

[glossy fulcrum]

whuh qwq

ohh tha woman witrh scars is maki shes cool

[lunar barn]

this

[glossy fulcrum]

ohh

yeah

his second fight with toji

jjk is so good by the way

:3

[lunar barn]

funny how a person with the name "weeb of the weebness" is clueless about one of the most popular anime of the decade

[nimble turtle]

hiii

[glossy fulcrum]

nah its fair

[lunar barn]

i don't wanna get into it cause of the fandom and i've heard a lot of critique about it's plot

[glossy fulcrum]

you dont gotta watch every anime ever

[lunar barn]

in fact i haven't watched anime since covid

[glossy fulcrum]

the anime itself has no plot issues and ive been able to avoid the fandom

[glossy fulcrum]

wild

[nimble turtle]

i playing limbus company :D

[glossy fulcrum]

most of the plot complaints ive heard come in the manga

[lunar barn]

what canto

[glossy fulcrum]

supposedly the ending was rushed

wich is a shame

[nimble turtle]

im doing mirror dungeon cus im stuck on 5-30

[lunar barn]

oh so i def wont get into it cause im too impatient to watch the anime

[glossy fulcrum]

wuh

i guess?

up to u

[nimble turtle]

love cheesing mirror dungeons with thrill and evade IDs <3

[glossy fulcrum]

i think its worth watching tho

[lunar barn]

he appears again

[glossy fulcrum]

very good watch so far

[nimble turtle]

ik

im using a new acc

cus i cant login to my old one

[lunar barn]

oh

damn

[nimble turtle]

yuppp

[glossy fulcrum]

maow

[nimble turtle]

HAIIII

BESTIEE

i js realized u were here mbbb

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

u good

[nimble turtle]

:D

hruuuu

[glossy fulcrum]

i am okey

listening to fraud ost

:3

[nimble turtle]

noiceeee

im watching yt

ooh i gotta check if a song is back up on spotify

https://open.spotify.com/track/2GKnFQFPxHyelNfFzX1ZzA?si=0481dfac38c248f2

it isnt :<

[glossy fulcrum]

dang!

teto

[nimble turtle]

yuhh

we love teto <3

[glossy fulcrum]

not my thing

but i do love the character

[nimble turtle]

damn

[glossy fulcrum]

just a preference

for some reason i am partial to nonlyrical music

[nimble turtle]

ooh ik a good song then

[glossy fulcrum]

wat

[nimble turtle]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6rkGGxeiDOQ5OPlJQycYBu?si=0ec58aa30da64da8

[glossy fulcrum]

whats it like

[nimble turtle]

uhhh

its uhh

music :D

[glossy fulcrum]

:o

[nimble turtle]

totally normal music

[glossy fulcrum]

humm

from what i can get its not bad

fraud better tho wahahaah

[nimble turtle]

lol

[glossy fulcrum]

https://youtu.be/B6ltSXD9eMU

sowwy

[nimble turtle]

ohh

its

ultrakill

[lunar barn]

literally hottest woman in LC

[glossy fulcrum]

jeah

is that bad

[nimble turtle]

YESSSSS

only person that could turn me lesbian 😔

[nimble turtle]

nah its js my ex constantly yapped abt that game 😭

[glossy fulcrum]

oh oki

well i love it

and its ost

a lot

[nimble turtle]

i wanna play it tbh

how big is the game?

[glossy fulcrum]

its not super long

[nimble turtle]

i meant like bytes 😭

[glossy fulcrum]

oh

much smaller than modern games id assume

[nimble turtle]

ah

i can do likeee

a couple gigs

lemme check\

[glossy fulcrum]

i dunno gow to figure out its size

[nimble turtle]

yea i got 2.2 gigs available

and i can delete a game clearing up some space

ill get it later

FUCK

[glossy fulcrum]

wha

why fuck

[nimble turtle]

Dongbaek e.g.o. :: Spicebush

[lunar barn]

its only so much

[glossy fulcrum]

thats probably not too bad

[nimble turtle]

WHY IS DONGBAEK E.G.O. :: SPICEBUSH IN MIRROR DUNGEONSSSS

[glossy fulcrum]

very worth imo

[lunar barn]

he's easy as fuck

[glossy fulcrum]

idk what that means meow

[nimble turtle]

dongbaek is a guy??

[lunar barn]

mb

she's easy as fuck

[nimble turtle]

not with my build

[lunar barn]

what build

[nimble turtle]

because my build is js to constantly evade and let thrill do its thing

[lunar barn]

well i see no problem

just

[nimble turtle]

cus blooming

[lunar barn]

just evade the fastest attack and attack unopposed to inflict more rapture if you have a rapture id

kills em faster

and you don't need to clash to win

[nimble turtle]

ohh

[lunar barn]

if you evade the fastest attack it also evades the rest

what id are you using and is it a solo run

[nimble turtle]

:O

[nimble turtle]

im js using evade IDs and its not a solo run

i got it handled now :D

[lunar barn]

can you screenshot your team?

genuinely interested

[nimble turtle]

nope sadly

cus i dont have dc on mi phone

and ma parents dont let me

[lunar barn]

cause not many rapture ids have dodge and i assume you're using rapture ids

[nimble turtle]

nopee

[lunar barn]

cause otherwise thrill is kinda pointless

what the fuck is your team

[nimble turtle]

im using e.g.o. gifts to give rupture

[lunar barn]

like id names

also small tip

evade ids actually perform better when they're solo

since you only need to dodge one attack to not get hit

[nimble turtle]

how?

OHHH

[lunar barn]

and can attack as much as you want with the rest of your skills

without clashing

[nimble turtle]

and with spicebush yi sang i think it would be pretty good

ALL OF MY UNITS GOT STAGGERED BESIDES 2 😭

[lunar barn]

he's a sinking id with a hint of tremor

you'd better off using yuri faust

she has dodge and can apply rapture

[nimble turtle]

i am actually

[lunar barn]

and her s3 clashes really well for a season 1 2 star id

[nimble turtle]

what are s3?

i keep hearing abt it but idk what it is

[lunar barn]

skill 1, skill 2 and skill 3

[nimble turtle]

ohh

[nimble turtle]

AYYY I KILLED HER :D

with most of my sinners almost dead

[lunar barn]

as for yuri faust she rolls a whooping 20 with her s3

and md can buff that to roll 100 if not more

[nimble turtle]

wait should i do the dusk of amber or tearful things?

[lunar barn]

either or

really depends on what enemies there are

and what are your resistances

in both damage types and sins

[nimble turtle]

ah

ill do dusk of amber :D

[lunar barn]

btw did you roll on the recent banners?

cause the new characters are

well

overpowered isn't quite enough

[nimble turtle]

I WANNA BUT IM BROKEEEEE

[lunar barn]

to describe them

[nimble turtle]

and i cant get more lunacy cus im stuck on 5-30

[lunar barn]

well you can cheese the stage by borrowing a zwei ishmael

and winning the fight cause ricardo can't even damage you

[nimble turtle]

i dont got friends tho

and idk how to find ppl

[lunar barn]

i can help

[nimble turtle]

:O

[lunar barn]

you go to the banner near your level

[nimble turtle]

ik how

WAIT MAGICAL GIRL 😭

[lunar barn]

press friends

[nimble turtle]

i want that don quixote ID

[lunar barn]

and add a friend

[nimble turtle]

i still need to get her in lob corp tbh

also should i end mirror dungeon early?

like when i finish floor 4

[lunar barn]

this is my id

[lunar barn]

eh nah

beat floor 5

[nimble turtle]

oke

[lunar barn]

it gives 750 lunacy that way

much better

damn haven't changed my units in ages

[nimble turtle]

sent a request

i need more heishou IDs

cus i only got 1

i used to have 2 on my old acc

[lunar barn]

i got all of em

[nimble turtle]

FRR????

LUCKYY

i pulled 95 times on the new heishou banner and i got a duplicate 😭

[lunar barn]

i got like

80% of all the ids in game

[nimble turtle]

.

[lunar barn]

i got over 1k hours

what'd ya expect

[nimble turtle]

tru

should i js use zwei ishmael and n corp sinclair?

or should i not cheese it

cus when i tried cheesing it i got unlucky and ricardo had 7 speed 😭

[ionic skiff]

My family and my Wisconsinite relatives are having a bratwurst sale at a local flea market
My wisconsinite relatives love pepsi

And I also had a bacon wrapped glizzy

[nimble turtle]

THATS A LOT OF PEPSI

[ionic skiff]

I removed the bacon because it tasted like hell

[nimble turtle]

dam

[lunar barn]

well

zwei ish can soolo it

pretty easily

no need for twinklair

[nimble turtle]

yea i can tell 😭

im making her tank the attacks and she is barely taking any damage

[lunar barn]

yeah she's like that

if played correctly she can solo floor 15 of mirror dungeon

which idid

several times

[nimble turtle]

wait floor 15???

[lunar barn]

yeha

it goes up to floor 15

[nimble turtle]

damnnn

[lunar barn]

where the average joe has 12k hp and rolls 90

and bosses straight up one shot you

even normal enemies do

[nimble turtle]

._.

[lunar barn]

its fun

but too easy imo

so i often do solo runs

with only one id

[nimble turtle]

._.

[lunar barn]

even then its too easy sometimes

dieci rodya just kinda steamrolls

and so does every id with evade

[nimble turtle]

im so fucking lucky.

my sinclair corroded with impending day

and he didnt attack ishmael at all 😭

and is dominating 2 attacks

[lunar barn]

oh and its not uncommon for your ids to roll more than 100 and do 2k damage per coin

coolio

[nimble turtle]

:D

[lunar barn]

ricardo might be the hardest fight of canto 5 but he isn't the most annoying

[nimble turtle]

ahab was actually easy imo

both times

[lunar barn]

not the hag

i mean the town people

those fuckers still cause me nightmares and i avoid them like the plague in md

[nimble turtle]

oh lol

the harpooner i forgot how to spell her name was the most annoying imo

[lunar barn]

okay but hear me out - sesbian lex

[nimble turtle]

yuhhh

[lunar barn]

so she's forgiven

oh and she's lobotomized too so

[nimble turtle]

dam

oh ye i forgot abt that

im on wave 2 now :D

[lunar barn]

its surprising how many characters are lobotomized in limbus

and only half are self inflicted lobotomies

[nimble turtle]

i almost got to canto 6 on my old acc but there were too many intervallos and minis 😭

[lunar barn]

oh

[nimble turtle]

im sorry why is ishmael taking 2 damage from attacks?

[nimble turtle]

specifically e.g.o.s?

[lunar barn]

that's the norm for her

[nimble turtle]

._.

[lunar barn]

egos are mostly weak but clash well

there are exceptions like the ones with chinese names that i cannot pronounce or type

[nimble turtle]

especially the zayin egos

gng im making sinclair protect ishmael now wtf 😭

[lunar barn]

wrong

nclair needs his sp to be low

and he gains sp by winning clashes

[nimble turtle]

yea

[lunar barn]

so he should attack unopposed

and let ishy take all the clashes

[nimble turtle]

and i accidentally made them both staggered

[lunar barn]

how did you stagger ishy

[nimble turtle]

cus ishmael lost a clash and i forgot abt ricardos counter

[lunar barn]

okay so tip for blockmael

use your defense every turn

then she cannot be staggered

and has more defense

and it also buffs her attacks

[nimble turtle]

:O

shouldve done that sooner cus rn she is at 1hp lol

[lunar barn]

check her egos

pretty sure one of them heals her

and anotehr one can straight up one shot ricardo

[nimble turtle]

oh oke

tidal elegy?

[lunar barn]

Ye

The collab exclusive ego

Read what it does

btw i spent 400 pulls getting all 3 egos, it was a pain

[nimble turtle]

wait the clash is hopeless-

[lunar barn]

Read what it does

[nimble turtle]

.

too late

mah i lost

nah*

[lunar barn]

Basically if it attacks only a single enemy it does 300% damage

[nimble turtle]

._.

[lunar barn]

With other effects and shit

[nimble turtle]

i lowk need more xp lol

ima try again cus now ik wat to do :D

[lunar barn]

Oh and do blockmael solo

It'll be easier

[nimble turtle]

and i equipped the wrong id so i have to start again anyways

okee

[lunar barn]

Anyways enough handholding the most fun you csn have in limbus is figuring out how to win yourself

[nimble turtle]

yaeyy :D

tysmmm

also can i extract zwei ishmael?

for like 400 egoshards

[lunar barn]

Ye

[nimble turtle]

:O

wat season?

...

[lunar barn]

Don't remember you can just check

[nimble turtle]

i think my game broke?

[lunar barn]

300 lunacy

[nimble turtle]

yea my game broke-

nvm im dumb

i accidentally paused it 😭

[atomic glen]

Double Oops guarantees the wheel to hit 🔥🔥

[pliant nimbus]

it'd still somehow find a way to miss

[tame juniper]

The ONLY time Bl*odstone is good is if you have dice

I hate Bloodstone

[atomic glen]

Nope, bc it still means it takes 2 jokers to be viable

[tame juniper]

Which is why I hate it

There's still one valid use for it: feeding it to Dagger

[queen forge]

I tried brainstorming a Balatro match 3 game thing

[quartz tinsel]

I rolled a 1.

[dusky hamlet]

That looks super cool! A smaller game than Balatro maybe, but it could be amazing if developed properly.

[queen forge]

Thanks!!

Ive had this idea since I first ever discovered balatro

I've started learning coding and developed a balatro mod so hopefully I could learn coding further to make this a reality

[dusky hamlet]

Anytime! It reminds me of Dicevaders, the same-developer mini game based off of Starvaders. Same concept, meaning use the same theme and general type of game with completely different mechanics.

[queen forge]

Uhhuh

[dusky hamlet]

You should totally check out starvaders and dicevaders if you haven't yet. Such quality games. Anyway, best of luck!

[atomic glen]

I have to know. Is this modded or does it have a chance for one of the sayings to be that in vanilla? I never seen it before if it is

[queen forge]

Here's some tiles I drew for this

[quartz tinsel]

Jarvis, make her love me back.

[atomic glen]

Good luck! I like this

[queen forge]

Thank you!!

[sand valley]

its vanilla

[quartz tinsel]

I only contain 1. Might be a skill issue.

[hollow eagle]

why do these look s tier

[queen forge]

oh thank you!!

That's a cool compliment I'm gonna start using that

[quartz tinsel]

I don't really know what it is, but I concur.

[ionic skiff]

What about Order
Never mind

[queen forge]

Each tile is grouped into a hue, it's basically a suit.
So you need to match 3 or more tiles or the same hue in a row.
Each hue has a specific effect tied to it (red is matchless swaps and mult, or, uh, multer, yellow is money, green is chips, or points, blue is matches and interest, purple is tile manipulation (destruction and stuff), and orange is retriggers and stuff.)

Ok that's all

I'm not giving more info because I'm afraid I'll flood this channel.

[queen forge]

Oh you're gonna get lucky with 4X the probabilities

[bronze cloak]

is my hand lucky yall????

[queen forge]

Hopefully

[foggy merlin]

Ogm stone

[quartz tinsel]

Head hurts.

[crimson salmon]

looks very good!!!

[queen forge]

Thank you!!

[carmine moss]

This feels wrong, it's cool but... ew

[queen forge]

What do you mean exactly?

[carmine moss]

Them being square feels weird bro 😭

[queen forge]

What can I do, make them circular?

[carmine moss]

No ! They're cool, PRETTY cool, just weird to look at

[queen forge]

uh huh

[broken rock]

||https://youtu.be/WTCr1YPUJnM?si=8XONWLZUJmHar4eJ||

[hollow eagle]

its probably how the colors contrast with eachother

[devout iron]

where wall

[hollow eagle]

its always the guys with the christian boos and pfps saying the most horrendous things

sad honestly

[glossy fulcrum]

what

[slender terrace]

HI BALATROCORD

ME AND @torn yacht GOT A NEW STUUDS SET UP

YIPPEE

[queen forge]

No wall yet

[queen forge]

Hmm

I could see that

[hollow eagle]

what does this mean??

[slender terrace]

new studio

for painting

[queen forge]

stud

[slender terrace]

stuud

two u's make an o sound don't they?

or am i dumb

i think i'm just dumb

[hollow eagle]

i thought u jus spammed it for dramatic effect

[slender terrace]

no

i dinnit spam nun

[quartz tinsel]

The only dumb one is me, and you still have yet to see my final form.

I can get even less funny, believe it or not.

[delicate tartan]

rate my spotify recents

[uncut idol]

You must replace them with the balala OST

Or if they aren't there, do Weird Al Yankovic

[delicate tartan]

sorry jimbo

[cosmic harbor]

My friend is getting bullied what do i do?

[turbid tiger]

Sing About me such a Good Song

[quartz tinsel]

Jarvis, how do I know if someone's an alien?

[quartz tinsel]

How do I know I'm not an alien?

[hollow eagle]

contact paul the alien

[foggy wharf]

:o did you take my recommendation!?

[quaint solar]

i forgot what it was, can you tell me again

[foggy wharf]

removing the like 5 second timer and adding hp

[quaint solar]

what's the 5 second timer you are talking about-

[foggy wharf]

way back you showed a clip of the game and in between every flag there was a count down

[quaint solar]

oooh i see,
you're talking about the 10 boss, that's still in the game. that's a bossfight for stage 10, the one showcased today was a secret boss
you can take 3 mistakes in regular stages, which is the HP (which was implimented already)

[foggy wharf]

i didnt realize it was a boss

i thought the timer would be way too stressful in normal gameplay

do you by international law need to wear some sort of indicator of which side you're on in war? Like do PMCs need to wear patches of their companies? I assume national soldiers do

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario

An iridescent, eerie and indestructible library has materialized at point Nemo!

If you receive an invitation a magical door portal will appear to take you there.

There, all knowledge and information known to mankind is stored, even those HIDDEN from man's eye.

What do you do ? If you received an invitation, what would you like to learn ?

[nimble turtle]

guys

im talking to my beautiful magnificent and pretty bf (he is beautiful and magnificent and pretty js like me <3)

and

i asked to borrow 270 dollas permanantly

and he said no 😔

such sadd

he hates me doesnt he/jk

[ionic skiff]

Be sure to wish mister 117 a happy birthday

[nimble turtle]

who dat

[glossy fulcrum]

NO

[nimble turtle]

.

[ionic skiff]

It’s Master Chief 117’s birthday

He’s like Gabriel from Ultrakill

[nimble turtle]

oh

[glossy fulcrum]

i thiught thatvwas gianna matragrano

[hollow eagle]

there is no function to find the knowledge you are looking for

and there is no tell on if i could interpret said information

[stray topaz]

Are you being real or just memeing?

The searches look unhinged

[devout iron]

MODS

<@&1133519078540185692>

[shell flint]

<@&1133519078540185692> PUNCH HIS BALLS

[vagrant forge]

Bam da bam

[shell flint]

thankies uwu

[keen yacht]

[devout iron]

thank you

[keen yacht]

Ba bem

[devout iron]

you're the only mod i trust

[vagrant forge]

I appreciate it?

[devout iron]

okay

[devout iron]

miitopia mention

[hollow eagle]

who turned my boy jimbo into a fruit

[vale cliff]

We’re so fucked

[hollow eagle]

why

[vale cliff]

I forgot I picked the safe option

Sorry everyone else 👋

[hollow eagle]

on what

what

are we going to die

chat

new ragebait method just dropped

whenever someone ask "what do you mean" foward the message you just sent

[vale cliff]

I didn’t do that

😭

But sure

[hollow eagle]

ask what

[vale cliff]

The mod poll

I was one of the two people who didn’t say “yeah, screw them”

I wish my body was symmetrical

[hollow eagle]

i dont know why people day that

that will get you no where

[vale cliff]

Who would’ve thunk

[jagged hatch]

wow!

in that case, thunk must REALLY be against the closure of The Sheet Suggestions

[vale cliff]

(according to, like, 3 people, to be fair)

[hollow eagle]

why is thunk in a case

[jagged hatch]

4 people including a moderator!

if it represents thunk and playstack, then thunk and playstack clearly believe that some moderators are corrupt, but for some reason don't do anything abt it ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[hollow eagle]

corruptions a big word

[jagged hatch]

it's vague intentionally

corruption can be a lot of things and I don't feel like risking a ban for pointing out which one it is and which mods are :3

[hollow eagle]

it really just is, in some peoples eyes, a bad decision

[jagged hatch]

there is like 0 people who agreed with closing the Sheet who aren't mods

at least that I've seen

[hollow eagle]

we do have to accept it is their decision. if people want that changed the first thing they should do is stop insulting them and act like reasonable beings

[jagged hatch]

it's not insulting them

it's just repeating exactly what they've informed us and logically pointing out just how poorly thought out this stuff is

[vale cliff]

Nice knowing you ma’am

[jagged hatch]

its off topic. if they ban me for reposting a screenshot it's a completely false ban.

there's a reason I'm so careful now about what I say. I don't wanna break any rules so that if I'm banned, it's false and can be proven easily

the ban would just be more fuel to the fire and add to how hated the mod team is

[hollow eagle]

your good, most do not think like this

[stray topaz]

My butt is hurt

My butt hurts

[thin skiff]

i remember this guy like mass muting people for no reason or smth

surprised he's still mod

phoebe and vonnegut are the only mods i really like

juice also seems chill

yeah man me taking 5s to say someone is chill on discord is terrible

insane chatter

[odd condor]

Bro is the thinker

[glossy fulcrum]

pondering the orb

[proven totem]

Would be funny only if Cerberus are hard to defeat

They are a very easy enemy

[storm condor]

The humble cannonball

[proven totem]

Mhm

Even if there are like 12 of them, I think it’ll still be a very easy room

(I play on brutal too, so “harder difficulties” aren’t gonna make it harder, I’m on the hardest so far)

-# of a new difficulty will be added later on, but I don’t think it will be that hard

[foggy wharf]

they are tough until street sweepers become common

[foggy wharf]

same, bottoming is tough

[stray topaz]

Im not bottoming

[foggy wharf]

solo activities are still bottoming

[stray topaz]

I dont do

[foggy wharf]

then why ass hurt?>

[vale cliff]

What if you don’t touch it?

That’s still bottoming?

🤨

[broken sundial]

day 1 of
balatro?
more like balls

[vale cliff]

I haven’t actually played balatro in months

Sorry, y’all

[foggy wharf]

I'm not good at it and it pisses me off cause idk what I'm doing wrong

so I've just been playing Bloons

[vale cliff]

I’m getting a bit bored of it too

I don’t like to leave most servers, though

So I’ll stay

[pale berry]

I know a bloons server that's definitely not shell server full of furries👀

[vale cliff]

Well, I’m not going there anytime soon

Seeing as I’m not a bloons fan and definitely not a furry

[foggy wharf]

i wouldnt call myself a fan, but it's a great way to kill half an hour

it involves strategy and has a guaranteed formula

[raven imp]

Thats so real

[broken rock]

How doing chat

[raven imp]

Pretty good, you?

[vale cliff]

I think I’m alright at it, but I still can’t get consistent wins

[foggy wharf]

bloons?

[vale cliff]

I don’t know how people do that

Balala

[foggy wharf]

idk how people consistently win in balatro

ya

like some times i can't even pass the small blind because im just not drawing complimentary cards

[raven imp]

I dont understand how people can get good at this, seems like a lot of RNG

[vale cliff]

I’m guessing there’s a lot of pseudorandom mechanics you can exploit

Also, I usually either have too little money or too much

And I don’t reroll enough

[broken rock]

Same

It's time to

Play balatro in chat

So

Hand: ♣♠♣♣♥♣♦♦

[quartz tinsel]

I only reroll when it makes jokers stronger.

[vale cliff]

Same

If I reroll otherwise, I’ll feel like I’m wasting money

[broken rock]

Discard:♠♥♦♦

Hand:♣♥♣♣♦♣♦♥

<@&1133519078540185692> annihilate him

Discard:♥♦♦♥

Hand:♣♣♣♣♣♥♦♥

Ooh, full house

[vale cliff]

The hell are you doing

[broken rock]

Playing balatro

Play:♣♣♣♥♥

Got chips:

[foggy wharf]

and then i ran into a mine looking for the exit :I

[astral scroll]

SHOP:
6$. 10$

I fucked up the spacing

[foggy wharf]

grats

[astral scroll]

Just pretend it looks cool

[pale berry]

Dropped ts off my balcony

Im gonna go fight a wet toaster

10th floor btw

It hit the concrete and atomized on impact

[quartz tinsel]

That's terrifying.

[pale berry]

Is that sir pelo?

[acoustic axle]

kwebblekop or whatever his name is

[pale berry]

O

[quartz tinsel]

That fool that became a robot?

[acoustic axle]

yeah

[pale berry]

Ftm surgery

Fool To Machine surgery

[desert kite]

The Carp Sharp

[foggy wharf]

https://youtu.be/AFNmwFpyB3E

[subtle notch]

balatro in real life

[pine spoke]

I am so moving the earth right now just to catch size 2 fish

[ionic skiff]

“Guy went sidewalk diving, Friday night. Don’t think he was alone when it happened. Name was Luigi’s Casino. Friend of mine.”

[rancid patrol]

@dense salmon uh oh you kicked me from the server.. are you still upset?

i hope you’re okay bro i’m serious

[pearl flume]

Would you press the button ?

You get a billion dollars.

But

if anyone finds out you have the money, they can report it and you'll go to prison.

[dense salmon]

Yes I'd press it like 9000times

Get enough to buy like the country of France or something

You can do anything with unlimited money

[pearl flume]

You lose the money if you get reported.

[dense salmon]

Report to who?

[pearl flume]

Them.

[dense salmon]

Whose them

[pearl flume]

I have already spoken too much

[dense salmon]

Nah answer

[rancid patrol]

you kicked me from the server, right? it’s ok if you did i just wanna make sure

LOOLLL

[rancid patrol]

i hope you’re okay, i didn’t mean to piss you off

i was just worried genuinely

LOOLLL

[dense salmon]

Yeah I did to get screen shots of you crying to post there lol

[rancid patrol]

crying to post what

[pearl flume]

I dislike you. Context gained purely from this conversation.

[rancid patrol]

OHHH

ok ok i get it

have fun!

[dense salmon]

Hes arguing with me bc I said investment tag bad

[rancid patrol]

i wish i could’ve joined the party

[rancid patrol]

i’m not arguing wdym

you can think how you wish

but also then again you kicked me from a server because i was worried about you

so… ok then

my bad for checking on you

[dense salmon]

You were youre just really bad at it

[rancid patrol]

yea true i prob was

that’s why i had like 5 other ppl backing me up tho

maybe they were doing a better job at it

LOOLLL

anyways i hope you’re feeling better by now

if you need help i’m sure the ppl in that server will support you

take it easy!

@nova cliff 🤭 yo bro if i’m out of the other server its because apparently homelessjackie is raging FUCKCKCKCC

so you prob won’t see me in there

but i’ll be around here

mb for checking on ppl…..

[fluid sluice]

type shit me writing for my sister during March 8th

[fossil phoenix]

✌😁🔫🗿

🗣️🚗

I'ma eat a car rn brb

[uncut idol]

Guess the joker: (no clues yet! Guess and you will get clues!)

[worldly temple]

joker

[uncut idol]

Misplaced letters: r, e.
Ability: NOT +mult
Price: NOT 4$
Rarity: NOT common
Scaling: also does not scale.

[hollow eagle]

hanging chad

[uncut idol]

That does not have r or e, but it's the same except the ability is NOT retrigger

[ornate nebula]

am thinking of making a balatro-themed ui mod for mario kart wii

i've already got a few good ideas

[hollow eagle]

idk

[uncut idol]

It was.....

THE TRIO!!!!

[hollow eagle]

the trio doesnt have "x" in it

[uncut idol]

Go to the channels about mods then.

[uncut idol]

?

[glossy fulcrum]

changing chad is 4 dollars 😭