🃏・off-topic

[nimble turtle]

FUCKKKKK

[vale cliff]

Um

[nimble turtle]

WHYYY

[nimble turtle]

proelium fatale 😔 ✌️

im cooked

[vale cliff]

I don’t really know how to feel about that

[pearl flume]

Wait how is

Is that just sleeves and socks ?

How are those sleeves staying on ?

[nimble turtle]

if only i could wear that

[jagged hatch]

:3

[glossy fulcrum]

hes holding his arms up i suppose

[jagged hatch]

realke...

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[nimble turtle]

frrrr

[glossy fulcrum]

i should get a similar fit

but with like

stuff to cover the body

cuz im not fluffy :<

[devout iron]

campaign beautifying apocalyptic

[nimble turtle]

my bf said he would buy me a maid suit but he couldnt 😔

even if i supplied da money

[pearl flume]

Step 1: lie around in cooking oil

[glossy fulcrum]

i have a maid outfit

[glossy fulcrum]

truth nuke

[pearl flume]

Step 2: roll around in bread crumbs

[glossy fulcrum]

truther nuker

[pearl flume]

Step 3: deep-fry for 20 minutes on both sides

Step 4: enjoy

[glossy fulcrum]

truth hypernova

[nimble turtle]

LUCKYYY

i cant even buy things >:[

[glossy fulcrum]

my maid outfit also came with epic cat ears

[pearl flume]

Hah, atleast you guys are being true to yourselves

I've not even come out of the closet to my family yet...

[nimble turtle]

RAHHHHHH

[glossy fulcrum]

hrhehehe

:3

[nimble turtle]

I cant even shave 😔

[glossy fulcrum]

darn..

shaving is tedious icl

but its worth

i hate body hair

[nimble turtle]

im not a fan of shaving tbh

[glossy fulcrum]

i wanna tear it

off my body

[jagged hatch]

HELL YEAH :3

[nimble turtle]

so once I AM ABLE TO BUY THE SHIT I WANTTT ill prob js get nair

[pearl flume]

Wax

[glossy fulcrum]

^w^

[vale cliff]

It’s a bit like constipation

[pearl flume]

Pull it off

[glossy fulcrum]

its lowkey pretty on me too

[pearl flume]

Peel it off

[jagged hatch]

HELLLLL YEAH ^w^

[glossy fulcrum]

yaaa :3

[vale cliff]

It’s not easy and it might feel like hell

But once it’s out, you’ll feel a lot better

[nimble turtle]

there is like hair removing cream yknow??

[devout iron]

chlorine bleach acid

[pearl flume]

Yeah no, constipation doesn't also pose the risk of me getting socially stigmatised by my own family

They are racist and sexist

If I said I was trans

I think I would literally die

[glossy fulcrum]

man

[vale cliff]

Oh

[nimble turtle]

me tooo :D

[glossy fulcrum]

it sucks when people wouldnt support their kids despite bigotry

that is your flesh and blood

[nimble turtle]

my parents would kill me if they found out that i was even dating a guy

[vale cliff]

My parents were mostly confused I was taking so long 😭

I’m sorry

[glossy fulcrum]

bigotry in general sucks

[nimble turtle]

what is bigotry?

[jagged hatch]

truke

[glossy fulcrum]

u dont gotta be sorry i think

[glossy fulcrum]

homophobia transphobia etc

[jagged hatch]

discrimination based on [insert identifier here]

[glossy fulcrum]

its a more general term but like

[nimble turtle]

ohhhh

[glossy fulcrum]

it is evi

l

[jagged hatch]

truke

[glossy fulcrum]

and based on old concepts

[devout iron]

i am evil!!!!!!!!!!

[glossy fulcrum]

im evil but like in a cute way

[jagged hatch]

real

[nimble turtle]

ok guys i gtg for a bit because i lowk gotta stop starving myself </3

baiiii

[glossy fulcrum]

true true

[jagged hatch]

im so evil >:3 (/silly)

[glossy fulcrum]

:3c

[vale cliff]

Why does bread need to eat?

[nimble turtle]

luv yall so much guyss

[glossy fulcrum]

u too :p

[vale cliff]

kinda funny if you think about it

[nimble turtle]

and i need water

because

[vale cliff]

Back at you

[nimble turtle]

for some reason

[glossy fulcrum]

water is yunby

[nimble turtle]

all the water is js disappearing

[glossy fulcrum]

not reallu

but water is good for u

[jagged hatch]

ÒwÓ

[nimble turtle]

like i drink water and 10 minutes later i am extremely dehydrated

[glossy fulcrum]

true true

[vale cliff]

Mmm

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[jagged hatch]

:3

[nimble turtle]

anyways bye frr now

[vale cliff]

That’s…

[jagged hatch]

arf

[glossy fulcrum]

maow

[vale cliff]

Maybe see a doctor soon

Idk

Bye!

[glossy fulcrum]

meowchance

[vale cliff]

👋

[devout iron]

replacing all instances of the word "anyways" with "everypence"

[nimble turtle]

back

i decided not to eat

but to js drink water

[devout iron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1181917510019330119.webp?size=96&animated=true

[vale cliff]

Relatable

[glossy fulcrum]

u gotta eat

graaaaaj

h

[jagged hatch]

you should take care of yourself NOW

[devout iron]

maybe i'm gonna be the one to hop off instead

[glossy fulcrum]

replacing all instances of genuinely with lowkirkenuinely

[jagged hatch]

-# I say, having eaten nothing today

[vale cliff]

Be like a koala and eat only leaves for both forms of sustenance

[jagged hatch]

b-but estrogenuinely

[nimble turtle]

NO.

NEVER.

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe///

[nimble turtle]

im gonna take the estrogen out of u body

[glossy fulcrum]

evil

[jagged hatch]

TWT

[nimble turtle]

and keep it for myself

[vale cliff]

androgenuinely

[jagged hatch]

that's evil (/notsilly)

[glossy fulcrum]

disingenuinely

[vale cliff]

Wait, what’s the enby hormone called

Am I stupid?

[glossy fulcrum]

idk neutron

[jagged hatch]

a little

nbs dont have a hormone

[vale cliff]

I want to be injected with neutrons

[glossy fulcrum]

they have whatever they wanna

[jagged hatch]

truke

[vale cliff]

I need neutrons inside me

[devout iron]

friend inside me

[glossy fulcrum]

i need lots of things inside me

such as

food

[jagged hatch]

its the testament juice

[vale cliff]

Same

[vale cliff]

oh

[jagged hatch]

real

[devout iron]

everypence i'm actually gonna hop off now

chess battle advanced goodbye

[glossy fulcrum]

bye bye

[jagged hatch]

baia

[glossy fulcrum]

chess bye advance

d

[vale cliff]

Byebye

[nimble turtle]

baiiii

we love youu

[glossy fulcrum]

truth hypernova

[devout iron]

-# cba

[vale cliff]

Man, I’m so lonely

[pearl flume]

Man, now I'm sad

I wanna be cute

And tiny

But no

[jagged hatch]

sameeee

[pearl flume]

God said 6 foot tall

[vale cliff]

Depression jinx

[nimble turtle]

HAHA

[vale cliff]

Twins

[nimble turtle]

im 5 foot

[jagged hatch]

lucky

I'm like

5 11.75 or something (copium)

[vale cliff]

I want a bf who’s smart, attractive, and will fix all my problems without stepping out of my comfort zone and attempting social interaction

[pearl flume]

My family owns a farm so I have to work on a ranch

So I'm a 6 foot tall rancher

Tell me how that's cute

[vale cliff]

God, what should I do

[glossy fulcrum]

samesies

i just wanna be a tiny femboy but hey 6 foot femboy isnt tooo bad

[vale cliff]

It’s really not

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[nimble turtle]

cus

it is

[vale cliff]

Cuteness is a construct anyway

[glossy fulcrum]

cuteness is me

[jagged hatch]

cuteness is defined by the people around you and I say that you are cute >:3

[vale cliff]

Screw anyone who limits themselves to that one singular definition and find people with brains who accept you

You’re cute, M.O.A 👍

[pearl flume]

I look like those Buddha statues

The ones you find in temples

[nimble turtle]

:O

[vale cliff]

I look like a fucking troll

[jagged hatch]

nuh uh

[pearl flume]

Shrek has proved this is a highly sought after look

[vale cliff]

I’m like a creepypasta with resting bitch face

[glossy fulcrum]

i lok like a skeleton

[vale cliff]

You do not

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[vale cliff]

lol

[glossy fulcrum]

idk im quite thin

[pearl flume]

The Minecraft skeleton or the bad to the bone riff skeleton

Or the shield banging skeleton

[nimble turtle]

how thin

[glossy fulcrum]

shield banging

[jagged hatch]

you cuties needa be nicer to yourselves

[vale cliff]

“I look like a goddess” ftfy

[jagged hatch]

:3

[glossy fulcrum]

like 130 lbs 6 foot thin

[nimble turtle]

damnn

im like

85 lbs

[glossy fulcrum]

.^.

wo

[pearl flume]

I could chuck you

[jagged hatch]

woa

yeah like I could pick you up if I wanted to

[pearl flume]

I could pick you up and throw you like a paper airplane

[vale cliff]

The problem is that I look tall and lanky but I’m amassing fat in all the worst areas

[nimble turtle]

ive genuinly been blown by the wind

[vale cliff]

Never had this problem as a kid

[glossy fulcrum]

why cant my fat just amass inthe ass

[nimble turtle]

i hate how i dont have thick thighs tho 😔

[vale cliff]

I basically starved myself as a child

[glossy fulcrum]

i need thick thighs

[nimble turtle]

damnn
-# totally not like im doing that rn

[glossy fulcrum]

its like a standard for femboys

[pearl flume]

My fat is...

[glossy fulcrum]

or soemthing

[pearl flume]

It gathers in the worst of place

[glossy fulcrum]

EAT!!!

[jagged hatch]

I think I got lucky with fat distribution but also am overweight so I'm having to work my way down

[pearl flume]

My chest

[nimble turtle]

IM NOT HUNGRY

[pearl flume]

Consume calories.

[glossy fulcrum]

you need to!!

.<

[vale cliff]

If you are what you eat

[glossy fulcrum]

i am not boy preg

grr

[vale cliff]

Have yourself some bread now

[pearl flume]

Btw are you playing Casualties Unknown ?

[nimble turtle]

NOO

[glossy fulcrum]

i dont remember eating a homosexual

[vale cliff]

No idea what that is, but do tell

[nimble turtle]

nuh uh

[jagged hatch]

~w~

[glossy fulcrum]

maow :3

[vale cliff]

I wish I remembered eating a homosexual

[pearl flume]

It's on itch, discover it

[jagged hatch]

awruff!

[glossy fulcrum]

truke

[vale cliff]

Mods, don’t ban me pls

[glossy fulcrum]

awreow

[jagged hatch]

arfarfarf ^w^

[nimble turtle]

i ate a homosexual before <3

[glossy fulcrum]

meowmeowmewmoeowmeweo

[jagged hatch]

lucky

[pearl flume]

How do you deal with Axl as Bridg ?

[glossy fulcrum]

lucky

[pearl flume]

I feel like you have just less range than him

[jagged hatch]

I dont play bridget I only have the PFP cuz im trans

[glossy fulcrum]

i also dont recall eating any femboys

hmhmm

[vale cliff]

Real

[jagged hatch]

-# not yet growth mindset

[nimble turtle]

jkjk

sasly

sadly

[pearl flume]

Btw, can I brag for a second?

[glossy fulcrum]

true ture

[nimble turtle]

yes

[pearl flume]

My pfp is my OC hugging my boyfriend

[vale cliff]

Bridget fans who main Bridget are like Baiken fans who main Baiken

[pearl flume]

For context: he is not a child, My OC is Titania, the queen of fairies who is fucking gigantic

[glossy fulcrum]

if i am what i eat why am i not 40x airheads xtremes bites

[nimble turtle]

peak

[jagged hatch]

I main Lucy/Pot/Leo/Slayer so like, anything but Bridget

[glossy fulcrum]

okay enough of these jokes

[glossy fulcrum]

awesome

[vale cliff]

Didn’t know Titania and Oberon were sexually dimorphic

[pearl flume]

Does crouching H confirm into HPB ?

[jagged hatch]

yeah

[nimble turtle]

guys how do i get thick thighs </3

actually

[pearl flume]

Bike

[nimble turtle]

nah i js need food with more protein

[pearl flume]

Bycicle

[nimble turtle]

...

...

...

idk how to ride a bike

[vale cliff]

Homocycle

[jagged hatch]

estrogenuinely estrogen (/hj)

[glossy fulcrum]

well its partially genetics but u gotta exercise and eat foods that will help gain muscle

or that

[vale cliff]

I’m so gayrotted, guys

[glossy fulcrum]

estro probably helps

[nimble turtle]

GRRR but im too young to get that

[glossy fulcrum]

dude im such gayslop all i do is be gay and think about boys and penis

[vale cliff]

Wow!

[nimble turtle]

🤤

[jagged hatch]

waow...

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[jagged hatch]

:3

[nimble turtle]

i js need more protein

but idk how

[glossy fulcrum]

eat protein

[jagged hatch]

simply

consume.

:3

[glossy fulcrum]

ye.

[vale cliff]

:3

[nimble turtle]

apparently 31 grams a day????

WHERE TF AM I GONNA GET ALLAT

i eat like

5 grams

[jagged hatch]

eat more.

[glossy fulcrum]

just get like

raw protien

tien

dumbass

[nimble turtle]

i cant cus mi parents will be mad

[nimble turtle]

how-

[jagged hatch]

awww

[glossy fulcrum]

whuh??

[glossy fulcrum]

dark ritual

[nimble turtle]

ye they get mad if i eat 2 much of 1 thing

[glossy fulcrum]

(i am unhelpful)

[glossy fulcrum]

well theres multiple sources ofprotien

like

[jagged hatch]

make money and buy it yourself

[glossy fulcrum]

uhhh milk i think

meat

beans

[nimble turtle]

I CANT.

[jagged hatch]

idk what to say then

[nimble turtle]

because 1. i cant make money
2. i cant buy things

[glossy fulcrum]

why cant u buy things

[nimble turtle]

my milk is expired-

[glossy fulcrum]

bleght

[nimble turtle]

cus i have 2 ask my parents

and they js say maybe laterrr

[glossy fulcrum]

why cant u mak emoney

[nimble turtle]

cus im not old enough for a job

[shell flint]

never buying weapons on craigslist again dawg

[nimble turtle]

and i dont get a lot from selling bracelets anymore

[vale cliff]

It’s an amazing era for roguelikes

[nimble turtle]

i used to do some unconventional things for money

but that didnt work very well lol

[vale cliff]

I wanna make a roguelike themed around 2000s culture

But first, I’ll need to learn coding

And art

[jagged hatch]

I kinda wanna make a roguelike but the market is oversaturated

[storm condor]

I've been put to slave labour chopping wood 💔

[glossy fulcrum]

darn

[storm condor]

And now my arms hurt

[vale cliff]

And game design in general :(

[nimble turtle]

damn

[jagged hatch]

I'm probably gonna make a metroidvania instead, they're too time consuming for the market to get oversaturated

but also

they're very time consuming

[storm condor]

Oooooo, that sounds cool

[vale cliff]

I’m not even old enough to properly remember it, so it might actually be kind of pretentious

But fuck it

I think it’s cool

[nimble turtle]

peak

i think

idk whats happening

[vale cliff]

Me too

:(

[nimble turtle]

loll

[glossy fulcrum]

i have like an idea for a roguelike game i just need to learn how to make games

[nimble turtle]

peakk

[glossy fulcrum]

currently

in compsci

!!!

but i am a bad student and failing college

ahhahhaahhahahahahahhahahahahahhaha

[nimble turtle]

my ribs hurtt 😭

[glossy fulcrum]

wh

[jagged hatch]

wha

[vale cliff]

We should make a group where we all work together on different roguelike concepts, maybe

[jagged hatch]

hell yeah same

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[jagged hatch]

:3

[nimble turtle]

yaaa

ik some code

[glossy fulcrum]

i am such a cookie cutter femboy

i need to get less basic fits

[nimble turtle]

like a lil python js and lua

[nimble turtle]

i got told i had a femboy waist at school lol

[glossy fulcrum]

what does that even mean

[vale cliff]

Mine is like tboi, but you start off with one little guy, and as you go deeper, you get more guys and you can start switching between them

[nimble turtle]

idek

[glossy fulcrum]

does every femboy have the same waist

what

[glossy fulcrum]

interesant

[vale cliff]

They all have abilities on switch, and have different offence and support roles too

[nimble turtle]

idk he js said i had a thin waist

and made me stand up to show it 😔

[glossy fulcrum]

ph yay body expectations

[vale cliff]

I’m thinking you can choose to go in with more guys, but the game gets harder if you do

[tame juniper]

I actually know C++ and Python

[glossy fulcrum]

wowza

[storm condor]

Do you also use arch

[tame juniper]

Mint

[vale cliff]

There’s also a canon storyline, and I’ve written a bit of that already

[tame juniper]

Thinking of switching to Arch

[vale cliff]

But my writing is ass, so idk

[glossy fulcrum]

i am learning java because my university is evil and is making me learn it for object oriented programming

[nimble turtle]

debian better

[tame juniper]

OOP is everywhere these days. Trust me, you'll need it

[glossy fulcrum]

oh yeah if i ever make a game i will not be able to do it solo cuz i suck at graphics

[jagged hatch]

okay why the hell do we have so much in common its getting to a point where its scary

[glossy fulcrum]

tf is oop

[nimble turtle]

sameeeee

[glossy fulcrum]

.>

[storm condor]

Object oriented programming

[tame juniper]

Object-Oriented Programming

[glossy fulcrum]

i am dense

but yeah ive heard oop is peak

[jagged hatch]

but also thanks for reminding me that I have like 48hours left to do like half of my online java textbook

[storm condor]

It's a silly abbreviation

[nimble turtle]

yall friend me rq

[glossy fulcrum]

oop sies

[storm condor]

All of us??

[tame juniper]

Java and Python are two major OOP languages

[nimble turtle]

unless u dont wanna

[glossy fulcrum]

i see isee

i do know some python

:P

[storm condor]

Might as well

[tame juniper]

It helps you write cleaner, reusable code

[jagged hatch]

I know C and C++ so far

[tame juniper]

I used to hate OOP until I got into Python

[jagged hatch]

and Scratch, technically

[glossy fulcrum]

iveb een looving oop

would be cool if i

kpet up on my assignments

cries and dies

[ionic skiff]

I'm learning python .asm and c++

[tame juniper]

Assembly? ARM or MIPS?

[ionic skiff]

80x86 assembly code irvine32

[digital willow]

there is a chance a tornado comes through my neighborhood tonight

[hollow eagle]

midwest??

[digital willow]

you know iy

[hollow eagle]

theres thunder at my house rn

[digital willow]

there was a second ago for me but it stopped

[hollow eagle]

yeah this storm will b pretty quick

[digital willow]

ye

[slender terrace]

potato soup!

[dull gorge]

bricked my coffee machine's steam wand ♥️ (kill me)

[hollow eagle]

someone just said bloons td6 was gorey

this is the world we live in

[half kelp]

VERSTAPPEN OUT OF Q1

[hoary flare]

i love how the one 👍 on this is another mod, lmfao #1187936299655647313 message

[jagged hatch]

its almost like the only ppl behind that decision are mods and the community overall despises them for it

[hoary flare]

🤯

woah.

bro might be a visionary

("bro" is gender neutral when uttered by me fyi)

[inner dome]

What the hell happened-

[jagged hatch]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1187936299655647313 was a Suggestions thread for bad ideas and served as a Suggestions-OffTopic for over 2 years before the Moderators took it down. It has over 600 contributers and 50,000 messages.

[hoary flare]

oh boy oh boy! story time!!

[jagged hatch]

They took it down for being "off topic" which oh-so-conveniently was timed when people started talking about corrupt moderators.

[hoary flare]

oh wait was that talk before or after the deletion of srimp?

[inner dome]

🍤

[vale cliff]

I didn’t think they would power trip here tbh

[hoary flare]

like which came first, srimp deletion or talk of corrupt mods

[jagged hatch]

They have also taken down several other non-suggestions in #1155557846805643434 since then.

[jagged hatch]

idk I wasn't there

[inner dome]

🦐

What's happening with shrimp

[jagged hatch]

The Srimp Suggestions is a Hidden/Deleted suggestions post that did ??? (I wasn't there) to get deleted

[hoary flare]

“the srimp suggestions” was another joke suggestion post

[jagged hatch]

the deletion also sparked people talking abt corrupt mods

[inner dome]

I can't believe discord moderators could power trip I'm shaking and crying rn

[hoary flare]

it was kinda just random shit (sometimes relating to shrimp)

[jagged hatch]

Several decisions and statements have clearly been thought out poorly (or maybe not at all!) however and show that the mods/thunk may just /gen not care abt the community.

[inner dome]

Hold on is corrupt just like
Power tripping
Or is it like homophobic or something

[hoary flare]

im not sure if thunk has actually made any statements on the matter

[hoary flare]

i dont believe there was anything more than power tripping

correct me if wrong

[jagged hatch]

no but apparently this discord represents Thunk so he thinks it shouldn't have been closed

(the only ppl I've seen agree with its closure are mods)

[inner dome]

Thunk prolly just has better things to do than staring at discord for 11 hours straight

The mods

Uhhhh

[jagged hatch]

yeah but you'd think he'd at least choose mods who think about the consequences of what they do

instead of saying that the DISCORD OF PEOPLE WHO AREN'T THUNK/PLAYSTACK MEMBERS represents thunk/playstack members and not the community

also they don't care if you go harass people as long as it's in another server based on the second line of the screenshotted message.

[glossy fulcrum]

the thread was closed after people talked about corrupt mods in it

[jagged hatch]

what sparked it initially?

[glossy fulcrum]

it was also likely hidden because the mod said some things that made them look bad

[glossy fulcrum]

various unjust bans such as my own

[jagged hatch]

oh ic

yeah I saw that your joker role was missing for a bit

[vale cliff]

This is so funny

[glossy fulcrum]

this is just specualtion dont take it as a fact

[vale cliff]

I thought we were all woke here

[inner dome]

Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think think sver said that

[glossy fulcrum]

it was actually added and them removed during the srimp suggestion thing, not sure when, then i got it back again

[glossy fulcrum]

a mod removed it from me out of spite

[inner dome]

Some of us are based and like
Evil woke

[inner dome]

Sounds like someone talking for him

[vale cliff]

I should be mod

[inner dome]

[jagged hatch]

"This discord represents thunk, the members of PlayStack to a degree, and is not wanted here."

nothing abt the community representing the community

[inner dome]

I shouldn't

[vale cliff]

Same

[hoary flare]

thats kinda their job tbh but ye

[vale cliff]

I lied earlier

[glossy fulcrum]

is it ?

[hoary flare]

idk vro 😭

[glossy fulcrum]

i thought mods jobs was just to uphold rules, not to speak for thunk

thunk can speak

[hoary flare]

yeah true

[jagged hatch]

they don't get paid but you'd think that Thunk/PlayStack would at least make careful decisions abt who gets to be mod

instead of picking people who don't think abt what they say/do

and how it'd impact the community

[inner dome]

I dunno this shit is all chronically online-

[hoary flare]

mb im not well versed in the aspects of the discord moderator profession

[devout iron]

i am

[inner dome]

Profession???

[vale cliff]

Literally 1987

[devout iron]

literally 1984

[vale cliff]

hor hor hor

[inner dome]

Markiplier

[hoary flare]

/hobby ig idk if they get payed

[inner dome]

Literally 2026

[glossy fulcrum]

they dont get paid, a mod confirmed this in srimp suggestions

its voluntary

and if i recall correctly it was brought up as justification

[devout iron]

i moderate a pretty large server and

-# what can i even add to this conversation

[vale cliff]

Nothing

[jagged hatch]

"its voluntary so we're allowed to do a bad job and hurt the community" or smth idk I wasnt there

[vale cliff]

We are powerless against Big Brother

[inner dome]

Look cool

[devout iron]

i've said everything i needed to say already

[glossy fulcrum]

i guess it was more of a way to say give them some slack or idk

i dont wanna misinterpret things

but it is still odd that they deleted srimp and only srimp

[hoary flare]

and i guess we cant analyze it now huh 💀

[devout iron]

also where is my server tag

[hoary flare]

since its gone

[inner dome]

Dead

[devout iron]

please

[glossy fulcrum]

i onno

[inner dome]

Buried

[vale cliff]

What’s srimp?

[devout iron]

IIIICEELY

[vale cliff]

I don’t remember a srimp

[devout iron]

there was a srimp

[jagged hatch]

yeah no I take it they posted incriminating stuff that REALLY showed that they weren't fit to be mods or smth

[hoary flare]

its a bit i think

[vale cliff]

Omg

KitKat is gone

[jagged hatch]

especially if skinky was banned, she's been around for ages

[glossy fulcrum]

this is all i have of the srimp suggestions

[inner dome]

How it feels to talk about mods in balatro discord server at 3am (gone wrong)

[devout iron]

hell i was banned

[glossy fulcrum]

i was unbanned before srimp was closed

the ban happened for some really odd reason

[devout iron]

all of this mainly because i was pretending to be a judge

damn

[jagged hatch]

was the reason ever given?

[glossy fulcrum]

"constantly derailing channels" even though nothing about me really changed

[jagged hatch]

LMAO

yeah no thats just

kinda what people do?????

[hollow eagle]

bro was on topic in off topic

[devout iron]

what about a fake court case in the off topic channel is wrong

[glossy fulcrum]

note that i do not roleplay here

[vale cliff]

I just realized, a mod could probably kill everyone here really fast if they wanted

[hollow eagle]

das crap i would participate in

[hollow eagle]

it takes one account to get compromised

[devout iron]

i may have been uhh

[jagged hatch]

if they ban everyone here we have contacts with eachother and can probably make a community server, especially on smth like Fluxer

[devout iron]

mediating a certain debate

[hollow eagle]

with 2fa thats very difficult

[jagged hatch]

because this place doesn't represent the community apparently

it only represents thunk and PlayStack

[hollow eagle]

we move to reddit

[jagged hatch]

hell no

[hollow eagle]

jk

[glossy fulcrum]

that message is so atrocious as a justification

[jagged hatch]

oh it is

[hollow eagle]

and why does playstack need representation, its a game publisher, not a person 😭

[jagged hatch]

but its not my fault that the mod didn't think before speaking for thunk

[glossy fulcrum]

screw the community this joke suggestion thread in a suggestion channel that thunk never checks that has existed as long as the game itself doesnt represent thunk well

therefore shut it down

[vale cliff]

Here’s my cat real quick

[glossy fulcrum]

nom

[vale cliff]

My chair is all fuzzy now

[jagged hatch]

oh I thought you meant atrocious as justification for calling everything here representative of thunk

[hoary flare]

also it was prefaced with “we all disagree” as if all the mods had looked over and contributed to the message, despite being pretty illogical

[inner dome]

You eat a burger once, nobody cares
You eat a child once, you're called a cannibal
Smh

[hollow eagle]

burgers are meant to be eaten

[vale cliff]

She’s a girl and not pregnant btw

[hollow eagle]

children not so much

[inner dome]

So are children

[vale cliff]

Not sure where you got that from

[inner dome]

They're like

[hollow eagle]

i mpreg react because i felt like it

[glossy fulcrum]

??????

[inner dome]

Kids meals

[vale cliff]

Einstein?

[devout iron]

burger?

[hollow eagle]

what

[glossy fulcrum]

einstein

[jagged hatch]

einstein

[hoary flare]

is blud einstein

[devout iron]

did he just say that his last name

[hollow eagle]

why are we eating children

[vale cliff]

Einstein is land

[devout iron]

is burger?

[inner dome]

A friend of mine would know

[glossy fulcrum]

jeffer einstein

[hollow eagle]

this is exactly why our voices aint shit

[hollow eagle]

they dont take us serious

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah man

[devout iron]

i am

very serious

[hollow eagle]

we derailed to a pdf in 5 seconds

[devout iron]

my "want to play" section is very serious

don't fact check

[inner dome]

(I derailed the conversation so hard sorry chat)

[glossy fulcrum]

i feel like mods should be able to take people seriously even if they arent serious 100% of the time

[vale cliff]

It was my bad

[hoary flare]

it was humorous vro dw

[vale cliff]

I’m not funny 😔

[inner dome]

I'm

[hollow eagle]

its the fact it derailed like that

[glossy fulcrum]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[hollow eagle]

that fast

[hollow eagle]

your what

[glossy fulcrum]

youre*

[hoary flare]

you’re*

[glossy fulcrum]

anyway

[hoary flare]

AYYYY

[jagged hatch]

your'ere

[inner dome]

Y'oure

[devout iron]

we are so good at talking

[glossy fulcrum]

nom

[devout iron]

yorick*

[vale cliff]

Y’ou’’re’

[glossy fulcrum]

you'reick*

[inner dome]

Your'e

[hoary flare]

you’re rick*

[vale cliff]

you’ropean

[glossy fulcrum]

y'o'u'r'e*

[inner dome]

Your rick

[hollow eagle]

actually

[hoary flare]

our rick 🇨🇳 *

[hollow eagle]

you are what

[jagged hatch]

y'''''''''''''

[glossy fulcrum]

''''''''''''''''''''''*

[inner dome]

"'"'"'"'

[devout iron]

*

[hoary flare]

🦐 *

[hollow eagle]

&,$;"<*,÷

[inner dome]

[jagged hatch]

-.-- --- ..- .-. .----. . .-. .

[glossy fulcrum]

🎷 🦐 *

[hollow eagle]

djjdndjwo2nnd

[hoary flare]

me when we get off topic in the off topic channel 🤯

[devout iron]

***

[hollow eagle]

1222324777096839230

[glossy fulcrum]

meow :3*

[jagged hatch]

arfarf!

:3

[inner dome]

👌︎♏︎ ❍︎♏︎
👌︎♏︎ ♓︎■︎ ♌︎♋︎●︎♋︎⧫︎❒︎□︎ ⬧︎♏︎❒︎❖︎♏︎❒︎
👍︎♒︎♏︎♍︎🙵 ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ □︎♐︎♐︎ ⧫︎□︎◻︎♓︎♍︎ ♍︎♒︎♋︎■︎■︎♏︎●︎
🕈︎♓︎■︎♑︎♎︎♓︎■︎♑︎⬧︎

[glossy fulcrum]

mew mew >:3

[hollow eagle]

🫃 🫃 🫃 🫃 🫃 🫃 🫃 🫃 🫃

[jagged hatch]

awrrrrufff!!!

[inner dome]

I have this on my clipboard

[vale cliff]

Gaster and Mad Mew Mew?

[glossy fulcrum]

when im sick of the mods so i cast the ancient curse on them

[hollow eagle]

david basucki ahh

[devout iron]

peter griffin from fortnite

[glossy fulcrum]

mrrrrrph

[devout iron]

wing gaster

[vale cliff]

Undertale?

[hollow eagle]

sonic from fortnite

[glossy fulcrum]

winging my ding

[hollow eagle]

gifsarebanned

[jagged hatch]

ÒwÓ

[jagged hatch]

straight up borking it

barkbarkbark >:3

[hollow eagle]

first one to say "bob is great and awesome" wins

[glossy fulcrum]

straight up meoaw

ing

nya mrrp mreow

[jagged hatch]

awrfawrf!

[inner dome]

✋︎ ♋︎❍︎ ⬥︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ♑︎♋︎⬧︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ❒︎□︎⍓︎♋︎●︎ ⬧︎♍︎♓︎♏︎■︎⧫︎♓︎⬧︎⧫︎✏︎

[glossy fulcrum]

mrrraw

[vale cliff]

You win

[glossy fulcrum]

bob gay

[hollow eagle]

bob not

[glossy fulcrum]

bob more like

boob

[jagged hatch]

TRUKE

need me some of those...

[vale cliff]

Bob more like

[hollow eagle]

not the first time ive been called that

[vale cliff]

Bbob

[glossy fulcrum]

bob more like

job

sorry

[inner dome]

🕈︎♒︎⍓︎ ♋︎❒︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♋︎●︎●︎ ♐︎◆︎❒︎❒︎♓︎♏︎⬧︎ ✋︎🕯︎❍︎ ⬧︎♍︎♋︎❒︎♏︎♎︎

[glossy fulcrum]

j*b

[vale cliff]

Jumpscare

[hoary flare]

AAAA

[jagged hatch]

bob more like. bobbert

[vale cliff]

Alpha Beta Gamer

[glossy fulcrum]

abg

[hoary flare]

the humble blue pill:

[jagged hatch]

ik...

[hoary flare]

so tasty

[jagged hatch]

I need me some estrogen

[inner dome]

☼︎□︎♌︎♏︎❒︎⧫︎📬︎ ✋︎⧫︎🕯︎⬧︎ ◻︎♓︎⬧︎⬧︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ❍︎♏︎ □︎♐︎♐︎📬︎

[jagged hatch]

estrogenuinely

[inner dome]

Estrolowkirkenuinely?

[jagged hatch]

no.

[hoary flare]

estrokirkcasunironicenuinely

[glossy fulcrum]

estrowkirkenuienelowstate

[vale cliff]

Estrolowkirkcasunironic67enuinely

[jagged hatch]

stop ruining my estrogen

[hoary flare]

mb

[glossy fulcrum]

estro67gen

sorry

[hoary flare]

estrogeneral

[vale cliff]

What would happen if I ate 67gen?

[jagged hatch]

im gonna kill my friends, guilt free (this is a reference plz say someone gets it)

[hoary flare]

estrogenhorse

[glossy fulcrum]

im gonna meow my friends

[inner dome]

The 5g horse's secret sister

[inner dome]

Estrogeneva convention

[hoary flare]

shhh

[inner dome]

Anyway remember this poll exists or something

[hoary flare]

deep thoughts

[vale cliff]

Watch as you die the Planck second a mod sees that

[inner dome]

I read your name and remembered i had this

[vale cliff]

Fuck

[vale cliff]

My irl friend wins

[jagged hatch]

its localthunk obviously

[glossy fulcrum]

clearly

[vale cliff]

Someone finally compared me to mascot horror Pomni

[jagged hatch]

which is why he'll buff obelisk and nerf the plant

[glossy fulcrum]

pomni is not a mascot horror

[hoary flare]

6/7 face cards are debuffed

[jagged hatch]

he HATES the plant and loves pairslop seeing as this place represents him

[glossy fulcrum]

truebomb

[jagged hatch]

oas on its way to make 12/7 face cards get debuffed

[hoary flare]

yuh

[inner dome]

Mascot horror pomni is the prototype

[glossy fulcrum]

fricj

im stupid

[inner dome]

From pompous plat im

[vale cliff]

Slight accuracy grenade

[glossy fulcrum]

neutral firecracker

[jagged hatch]

liedrogen bomb

[inner dome]

Factual statement explosive

[hoary flare]

vs hiccoughing infant

[glossy fulcrum]

estrogen bomb

[jagged hatch]

#needthat

[hoary flare]

estrogen bomb vs coughing egg

[jagged hatch]

LMAO

[inner dome]

I need less testosterone

And more

[jagged hatch]

same...

[inner dome]

Apple juice

[glossy fulcrum]

same

[hoary flare]

the humble uhh whats its called

[vale cliff]

I wish I could transition to fruits

[hoary flare]

beige pill

[inner dome]

The humble blood letting

[vale cliff]

I’m so zesty already

[glossy fulcrum]

are you not already a fruit

[inner dome]

Fruity

[glossy fulcrum]

.>

[vale cliff]

I need to get fruit hormones to physically become an apple

[inner dome]

In the same way a fruit gummy is

[vale cliff]

What is this conversation

[jagged hatch]

consider: transitioning to a bed

[vale cliff]

I’ll have to shower now or I’ll keep chatting in bed with stinky clothes

[hoary flare]

go shower

[inner dome]

When we're trying to critique shitty mods but there's LITERALLY a funny bit we can do

[hoary flare]

i believe in you

[jagged hatch]

:3

[glossy fulcrum]

so people lay onme ?

oh

[jagged hatch]

truke

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[jagged hatch]

:3

[inner dome]

Turnsk

[vale cliff]

I wish someone would lay on top of me

[glossy fulcrum]

same

[jagged hatch]

realke

[vale cliff]

I don’t care how heavy or light they are

[jagged hatch]

#needthat

[hoary flare]

ts

[glossy fulcrum]

splat

[inner dome]

Whut

[glossy fulcrum]

if they are heavy

[inner dome]

[glossy fulcrum]

in my case anyway

im so frail

[jagged hatch]

I needa lose weight so I can lay on some cute girls or smth

[vale cliff]

You could just spoon

[glossy fulcrum]

i think it is awesome how queer this community is

[hoary flare]

same

[inner dome]

Oh you weren't addressing me

[vale cliff]

Spooning is cool (I have never spooned in my life)

[inner dome]

Tragic

[hoary flare]

tis

[glossy fulcrum]

lowkirkenuinelowstatey didnt even register

[vale cliff]

Maybe with my dog, but I feel like that’s quite different

[jagged hatch]

yeah...

[inner dome]

Remember everyone
This is the perfect physique

[hoary flare]

w goals

[glossy fulcrum]

truth hypernova

[inner dome]

What the fuck is spooning

[jagged hatch]

have you considered testament

[glossy fulcrum]

bluth nuke

[vale cliff]

Like lying down, hugging, in the same direction

[inner dome]

Nonbinary champion

[jagged hatch]

my goat

[vale cliff]

That’s what I take away from it, at least

[glossy fulcrum]

im such a little spoon

[inner dome]

So nonbinary

[glossy fulcrum]

do you guys think salad fingers likes spooning

sorry

[jagged hatch]

she really slays his outfit

[inner dome]

I'm a fork

[hoary flare]

its when basically you take a spoon and like overflow it with as much soup as possible, and then just fucking whip it as hard as you can at the eyes of someone else (or yourself i guess)

[inner dome]

I thought they were nonbinary

[jagged hatch]

yeah

[inner dome]

Yowza

[devout iron]

why does my favourite character not have a canon appearance

[jagged hatch]

they use any pronouns

[inner dome]

Nest

Neat

Fuck

[glossy fulcrum]

nest

[hoary flare]

/lies

[vale cliff]

Birds after collecting sticks be like:

[glossy fulcrum]

the kind of definition youd find on urban dictionary

[jagged hatch]

in her theme, he's adressed by she/her and he/him pronouns within the same sentence often!

[hoary flare]

fr

[jagged hatch]

its a great song too

do recommend

[glossy fulcrum]

sick

[jagged hatch]

(most of the GGST OST is peam)

[inner dome]

Mangle ucn ahh sentence

[vale cliff]

My neck hurts

[glossy fulcrum]

ultrakill fraud ost is quite peak

[jagged hatch]

TRUE

god I love fraud

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[jagged hatch]

THE LAYER

[glossy fulcrum]

meoto

[jagged hatch]

THE LAYER, MODS

[glossy fulcrum]

the changesa re nice

from the hotfixea

s

[hoary flare]

ima go eep eep

[jagged hatch]

yesyes

[hoary flare]

cyall

[glossy fulcrum]

gudnight

[jagged hatch]

GOD I love the visual effects in 8-4 now

[vale cliff]

Byeee

[inner dome]

Cat

[glossy fulcrum]

very cool yes

[vale cliff]

Chat

[glossy fulcrum]

8-3 gotta be my favorite level overall

[inner dome]

Address my cat

[jagged hatch]

yes

[glossy fulcrum]

i dunno about whole game but in the layer for sure

[jagged hatch]

especially after the titledrop update

[glossy fulcrum]

if i could send gifs rn you would hate me

[vale cliff]

Kitty

[glossy fulcrum]

yes?

[inner dome]

Look at my cute cats

[glossy fulcrum]

doesnt it drop like 3 times qwq

[jagged hatch]

yes

[glossy fulcrum]

peak

[jagged hatch]

it needs to remind you that, yes, this is all the same level

[inner dome]

Lemme see it huh
Hee
Hee who is coming

[jagged hatch]

it also drops the wrong title once!

[glossy fulcrum]

warkiplier

[glossy fulcrum]

ship of fools

.>

[inner dome]

Hello everybody my name is welcome

[glossy fulcrum]

thats what i got iirc

hahaha youre so portuguese

[jagged hatch]

I got I think Prelude // Second

[glossy fulcrum]

i do kinda wish the final boss was more thematically connected to new peace kinda like 7-4 and final war

buut whatever

the boss we got is like fine

[jagged hatch]

yeah

[inner dome]

https://youtu.be/4Jog1B_as7Q?si=4kj788H2BPKA3SRR

[jagged hatch]

its fine

[inner dome]

How it feels to argue in dismeoeorndbdn

[jagged hatch]

can't wait to kill Gabriel in 9-1 and get the golden arm

:)

[glossy fulcrum]

whats dismeoeorndbdn

[inner dome]

I shall flee now
See you all within the future

[glossy fulcrum]

sure sure

thats gonna happen

[inner dome]

[vale cliff]

Same

[jagged hatch]

mhm yes

[vale cliff]

Ultrakill makes me eepy

[jagged hatch]

:3

[vale cliff]

*talk of

[glossy fulcrum]

i have high hopes for treachery

[glossy fulcrum]

rude

[vale cliff]

[wheat coral]

How

Its literally Crack in game form

[glossy fulcrum]

perchance

[jagged hatch]

truke

[glossy fulcrum]

chat can i write 200 words in 10 minutes

[jagged hatch]

I could

[wheat coral]

I can

A a a a a a a a a a a a a

[hollow eagle]

200 words you could turn in as a creative writing assignment and get a decent grade

[jagged hatch]

I could absolutely write two-hundred words in ten minutes. This task is very simple, estrogenuinely, like its just a few hundred words. Not only was this task menial for a speedrunner like me, but it was also well made. I think that you could do this task within ten minutes as well, just try as hard as you can! You got this. In the case of compacting as many words into as little time as possible, you can use say things like "this task" instead of just "this" in order to buff out the word count. In fact, this is already halfway there in only three minutes! While time is ticking away, I keep making progress by making sure my fingers keep moving, even if what I say sounds a little off. It is not like this truly matters, or that I need to write professionally within a Discord channel, but the fact that my lazy ass can do it means that you can too! Doing things like this may take a little effort, but using your time wisely allows you to hit that two-hundred word count in no time! This task was quickly over with in only seven minutes.

done

[glossy fulcrum]

i done did it

roughly 250 words on ai's impact on writing i guess

i dunno i kinda just yapped

[jagged hatch]

hell yeah

good job :3

[glossy fulcrum]

i did have to write decently professionally cuz it was for a college assignment i was putting off

yaya :3

[jagged hatch]

I get that

I still have half an online textbook to do within 48 hours

and more!

[glossy fulcrum]

dango

[jagged hatch]

its coding

the class I do for fun

[glossy fulcrum]

i am so glad i took calculus in highschool or i'd be failing that class with flying colors

compsci is my major

i might be cooked

maybe ill just be a boy wife instead

[jagged hatch]

same

(I still have to do several math courses cuz the degree im going for doesn't want Calc anymore)

[glossy fulcrum]

darn

[jagged hatch]

its fun

except for the teacher

this teacher can rot in hell TwT

[glossy fulcrum]

aw man

bad teachers suck

havent had one in a while tho

:p

[jagged hatch]

yeah this one is. VERY bad

78% of our grade relies on 40 questions

[glossy fulcrum]

wha

[jagged hatch]

20 in the midterm, 20 in the final

[glossy fulcrum]

78%??????

[jagged hatch]

78%

[glossy fulcrum]

😭

so basically just clear the midterm and final and you pas

s