🃏・off-topic

[lucid shell]

EAAAGHAWFJU

[hollow eagle]

british food only taste bad when made correctly

[storm condor]

lowkey looks a bit like creamed rice

[lucid shell]

Fr

[lucid shell]

Thats kinda good tbh

[glossy fulcrum]

oatmeal ispretty good last i had it

[foggy wharf]

maybe, probably, but for some reason my body tells me "dont eat spoiled food"

[storm condor]

creamed rice is fire btw

[short oar]

How spoiled though is too spoiled

[glossy fulcrum]

same

!!!!

[lucid shell]

With banana its fantastic

[glossy fulcrum]

im actually kinda irrational about it i hardly even trust foods past a "best by" date

[storm condor]

i once ate 7 year old jellybeans

[foggy wharf]

smth that pisses me off is how i cant find a SINGLE good image of poutine online. it looks best in person and it pisses me off

[lucid shell]

When it smells like toes

[foggy wharf]

one of these things...

[short oar]

Milk kinda smells weird already i don't think milk has a good smell

[glossy fulcrum]

yummy

[lucid shell]

Imposter

[foggy wharf]

if i look at milk for too long or too intensely i see its off yellow colour, it's slightly more viscous than water texture, or perhaps slight separation and a watery film on the top. instantly revolted and i cant finish it

[glossy fulcrum]

vladimir poutine wikipedia im crine

[foggy wharf]

tbh im not a fawn or calf so i dont like milk that much to begin with

[hollow eagle]

milk can have a foul smell even before it goes bad

[glossy fulcrum]

truth nuke

[short oar]

My cats enjoy it and i didn't know cats were lactose until they started having liquid poop

[foggy wharf]

all of you do yourselves a favor and have a poutine. make sure the fries are crispy and the cheese are curds. Any type of gravy works best but thicker = better

[storm condor]

cats are lactose

[short oar]

Kittens aren't though it's weird

[foggy wharf]

it's not, it's how most mammals are. Even the majority of humans are lactose intolerant after becoming adults

my elf roleplay character is lactose intolerant, which is funny cause she's a strict carnivore, and the primary alcoholic beverage of the wood elves is a fermented milk. so she gets bullied for not being able to hold her liquor, but it's actually the lactose making her sick

[short oar]

If i took a whiff of fermented milk i would die

[foggy wharf]

fr, i think the concept is disgusting, but alas, tis the lore. And it's not like her and my lifestyle align much as it is

[glossy fulcrum]

meeow

[storm condor]

mrroowww

[foggy wharf]

https://x.com/ToonHive/status/2028902702332203243?s=20

ToonHive (@ToonHive)

Ai-generated artwork officially is ineligible for copyright protection as the US Supreme Court declined to review a appeal case.

The court rules that artwork needs to have a human creator in order to be eligible.

(Source: https://t.co/WnYEKs7IcB)

X · Mar 3, 2026, 6:37 PM

good news?

[glossy fulcrum]

uuh

yay

ai ba

d

[foggy wharf]

eat poutine

i bet you got a canadian food place nearby, or atleast a place with poutine on the menu

[glossy fulcrum]

i unno

[foggy wharf]

what all even is canadian food? We got poutine, nnaimo bars, and like, maple cookies?

[storm condor]

bagged milk

[glossy fulcrum]

was gonna say

[foggy wharf]

i guess, that's more a transportation method than a special food

[glossy fulcrum]

but i dont drink milk so it dont mattter

[foggy wharf]

bagged milk is a more environmentally friendly way to deliver milk. just requires a minute to open the new bag and put it into the holder

alas, thats too much effort for people and bagged milk is dying off

[glossy fulcrum]

its cuz its weird!!! or something

[ionic skiff]

Grits

[foggy wharf]

we should go back to door to door milkmen, giving you a glass bottle you hand back to them when it's empty

[glossy fulcrum]

id throw it at them

cuz im evili

[ionic skiff]

hey wimps

[foggy wharf]

naw you'd bottom for them

[glossy fulcrum]

percjance

[foggy wharf]

you would totally crush on the milkman like some cliche

[glossy fulcrum]

depends >.>

[foggy wharf]

i looked up "sexy milkman" and this shit is GAY

[glossy fulcrum]

😭

id fit in then iguess

[foggy wharf]

im trying to find one i can post here xd

[glossy fulcrum]

qwq

[foggy wharf]

apparently he's a charcter in that door game

the one with the cringe music video like "Let me in! Open the door!"

[glossy fulcrum]

oh yes i know that one

[foggy wharf]

i meant like an actual old school milkman, but those images were

[glossy fulcrum]

he definitely isnt that uhh

sightly

in the game

[foggy wharf]

explicit

[glossy fulcrum]

.>

[foggy wharf]

this is the video I was talking about btw

[glossy fulcrum]

this is ACTUALLY my lunch

how do i attack it?

with my mouth, i guess

it has a unique bread that some peopl would call a bun really gets me

like yeah, most burgers have that

[carmine moss]

HOOOOLYYYY

[quartz tinsel]

Joker that kicks you in the shin.

[subtle notch]

hear me out elephant joker

[carmine moss]

I need to address it

[quartz tinsel]

I've ordered the most confusing noodles.

They have chicken base and tofu.

[crude plinth]

This is based off a real video btw.

[crude plinth]

Imma address it.
Sounds pretty cool ngl.

Maybe….
Elephant
Donkey
Lion
Lamb

[short willow]

If you address it you get 3x mult

[pearl flume]

Please rank the following topic 1-5, with 1 being the best. Today's topic is: Time of Day.

Midnight.

6 in the morning.

12 at noon.

3 in the evening.

10 at night.

[knotty parrot]

1: 12 at noon
2: 10 at night
3: 6 in the morning
4: midnight
5: 3 in the evening

[fallen breach]

1: 10 at night
2: 12 at noon
3: Midnight
4: 6 in the morning
5: 3 in the evening

[earnest tusk]

3pm cannot be the evening theres no way

[remote seal]

I LOVE AW AND THE RESTAURANTS IM A CUMDUMPSTER FOR IT DISBZKSBSJSBSJSB

I mean I really like aw*

[ruby valve]

mega buffoon pack

wow that kinda sucked

[glossy fulcrum]

square is goated'

[ruby valve]

the steam trading card uses the old square joker (rectangle)

literally unplayable

refunding the game rn

[glossy fulcrum]

id argue the more cursed part is that none of th ejokers have the word "joker" on them

[ruby valve]

oh yeah

wtf

if you view the big image it does say "Joker" tho

[glossy fulcrum]

wtfluff

[broken rock]

Hello jonklers

[quartz tinsel]

If the show's called Invincible, why can I see it?

[glossy fulcrum]

man whys epstein here

:/

[broken rock]

Dunno

[fiery meadow]

That’s BIG WEATHER talk

[glossy fulcrum]

the sun ishot because god said so

[quartz tinsel]

Who cares what that clown says?

[stray topaz]

The sun is a hottie 🥵🥵🥵

[pale swallow]

That’s me btw

[glossy fulcrum]

trtuh nuke

[stray topaz]

🥵

Today is not slay the spire day

Cant slay anything

[glossy fulcrum]

ill slay you

[clear musk]

I haven't played balatro in so goddamn long whats new

[peak fractal]

Durant my beloved

[dusky hamlet]

If you aren't playing modded, nothing is new.

[quartz tinsel]

Does anyone 18+ want to beta read?

[haughty phoenix]

goodmorning balala nation

[haughty phoenix]

is it 18+ in the nsfw way?

[quartz tinsel]

Yes.

[pale swallow]

😨

[haughty phoenix]

I'm ready😍

send me your 'beta reads'

[late kindle]

I noticed that the sunshine is a gaslight

[devout iron]

supreme court does something good

[bright nebula]

5 bucks says it’ll get lobbied next year

[hollow eagle]

true

but let us have our own thoughts on how the people above us did something good

[ionic skiff]

What is that place

[formal whale]

Is balatros community still “cool”? Everyone I meet irl who plays it is cool but I don’t want it to turn into like the bad side of undertale community

[hollow eagle]

for the most part, yes

[devout iron]

undertale community circa 2018

[frosty merlin]

I’m off the topic laughs to myself and then eats a frog

[devout iron]

NO

🐸

[devout iron]

man

[foggy wharf]

oh dear god

[hollow eagle]

oh dear man

[turbid tiger]

these are the headquarters where major national programs are filmed or broadcast live in the country where I'm currently working on a press tour

[slender terrace]

so you're telling me balatro made it international

that's epic as fck

[foggy wharf]

thunk should make balatro casino machines so when i get dragged with my fam to the casino i can play an actually fun game

[slender terrace]

or maybe a screen game with real stakes?

ah yeah how would that work

[ionic skiff]

Or an arcade game that has this casino aesthetic going for it

[upper edge]

peak

[devout iron]

balatro already has the crt effect

[vale cliff]

Just bring balatro mobile with you + no gambling

[foggy wharf]

phones being out in a casino is taboo

[vale cliff]

Oof

I don’t gamble

Apologies

[devout iron]

did you know the balatro movie will take place in a casino

[slender terrace]

oh really?

why? that seems so inconsequential

[devout iron]

because they wanted to make dr spectred the dealer

[slender terrace]

i mean about the phones in a casino

the balatro movie taking place in a casino makes sense

[devout iron]

because it's considered

uhhh

i forgot the word for it

[slender terrace]

they said taboo but im wondering why it's considered taboo

also my cat scratched the hell out of my palm so im having issues typing lol

[devout iron]

maybe it could be used for cheating

cheating badly at

[vale cliff]

How big was the spider?

[slender terrace]

5'7"

this is from my cat

i was holding her last night and she decided 'nah i'm about to head out'

and jumped, leaving behind her love (and pain)

[vale cliff]

My cat scratched my toe once

[devout iron]

i don't have a cat

[vale cliff]

I was sleeping, and she thought my feet were an animal under the bedsheets

[devout iron]

i have a lucky cat in balatro

[slender terrace]

oh no!

that's the worst bro

cats are like aliens

i just get so amazed and confused sometimes

like i'll be staring at the cat and think "how the hell..."

like think about it your cat could choose to kill you at any moment

but they don't

and it's kinda heartwarming

right?

[vale cliff]

I have a golden retriever, so he probably has a better chance

[devout iron]

i just realized i missed when the server hit 169420 members

[vale cliff]

Cats are so small, I’m not sure how they could do it

[slender terrace]

good scratch in the right place will leave you injured pretty badly

|| my cat's nearly torn open my wrist on accident before ||

cencored due to triggering potential i guess? idk i don't wanna risk it

[vale cliff]

Then I guess mine is actually a lot tamer

She likes it when people play with her but when she gets fed up she’ll start biting you when you touch her

Not hard enough to injure you, but it still hurts

[slender terrace]

well she likes to jump and hide in the ceiling (Access from basement to the first floor, so i guess she's in the floor) and then we call her and she gts scared sometimes an d i have to catch her but she'll start freaking out and she tried to rab my arm and it looked like i nearly escaped a wendigo kidnap attempt ToT

i still love her tho

[slender terrace]

oh moody

[vale cliff]

She likes to sleep on my bed sometimes

[slender terrace]

dogs (when clean) in the bed are a must

same with cats

honestly any cuddly furry anima;

[vale cliff]

One time, she kept laying on my pillow

[slender terrace]

especially bobcats

AW

BABY

[vale cliff]

I moved her so I could use it, but after I got up and went back to bed, she got back on my pillow again

[slender terrace]

"no i want sleep here"

"not there. here."

:( - your dog, probably

[vale cliff]

My dog and cat are chill with each other

But my cat (Sugar) was scared of my dog (Chase) at first

She was just a kitten when she arrived, so she would always be hiding in tight spaces especially when she knew he was around

We would never find her because she would be hiding in a shelf or under a chair or something

[slender terrace]

aw little baby

🥺

sounds adorable

[hollow eagle]

missed out on naming her megatron and calling her megan

[vale cliff]

Huh?

Why?

[devout iron]

-# robots in disguise

[slender terrace]

I think they were making a transformer joke

like as your cat grows the name changes with her

[vale cliff]

No, but like, where’s the joke?

Does Megatron hide under chairs or something?

[slender terrace]

megan = kitten
megatron= full grown kitty

[hollow eagle]

its really only funny for those who know

[slender terrace]

my cat went from flopper stripes to liutenant flopper stripes, the primarch

she hath ascended

[vale cliff]

Anyway, she’s called Sugar because she had a sister before we adopted her

[slender terrace]

she baby

[vale cliff]

Her sister’s name is Pepper

She also has a little brother called Cocoa, but he ran out of his original owners’ house and they can’t find him to this day

[tame juniper]

Goated pfp

[hollow eagle]

your wild privileges will be revoked unless you answer ball knowledge

[devout iron]

jimball

even for a club your pfp is awesome

[hollow eagle]

you doubt us clubs

anyways

no cheating

question 1

[tame juniper]

I could say the same thing again and get x0.15 mult added

[hollow eagle]

what do you call this?

@tame juniper time is ticking

[tame juniper]

Are those literal hanging chads? I had to use the bathroom

[hollow eagle]

ball knowledge approved

quiz passed

wild status kept

[slender terrace]

is your pfpf the misprint

[tame juniper]

Actually, that's a Photochad. (A picture of hanging chads)

[tame juniper]

Jimball, a modded Joker

[slender terrace]

why did i just get warned for using the word gay to describe something

three hours after saying it

[hollow eagle]

its actually that one logan paul video that we do not speak of

[tame juniper]

I literally have no clue who or what that is

[slender terrace]

[hollow eagle]

honestly thats not a bad thing

[vale cliff]

Japanese forest?

[hollow eagle]

yes

[devout iron]

hey my name's logan

[hollow eagle]

im sorry for your loss

[devout iron]

i hate everything

and i HATE hess!

[slender terrace]

what did hess do to you

[tame juniper]

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me 🎵 🪩

[hollow eagle]

buh buh buh duh buh buh duh buh duh

[tame juniper]

The GOAT

[vale cliff]

Honestly, the first thing that comes to mind is lerman

[devout iron]

wait

if there's suit roles

[tame juniper]

For those who are curious

[devout iron]

and you're a wild role

why are there no stones

[vale cliff]

I asked that

I could be a stone

[slender terrace]

KANSAS IS LEGAL FUCK YEAH

[tame juniper]

I can use all 4

[devout iron]

woah

[tame juniper]

But, I'm debuffed by 4 bosses

[hollow eagle]

kidney stones

[devout iron]

we need new lingo
-# lingo reference

[hollow eagle]

wiat what

[tame juniper]

Had one 5 years ago. Worst experience of my life

[slender terrace]

for armadillos?

[tame juniper]

To own a pet armadillo

[devout iron]

lustful, wrathful, glutton, greedy
people who just are a suit role

[hollow eagle]

LETS FUCKING GO

imq get an armadillo now

[slender terrace]

dood me too

[devout iron]

arrowhead, bloodstone, gem, agate
people who fight for their suit role

[slender terrace]

i'm aboutto move and start a new job too

[hollow eagle]

you from kansas too?

[slender terrace]

man this is gonna be awesome

[vale cliff]

I am outside of the states

[tame juniper]

I put a diagram of all states. I need to get a permit

[vale cliff]

What do I do?

[slender terrace]

that i will not disclose in this public chat

[hollow eagle]

illegally own one

[foggy wharf]

i got fed up losing at balatro, now im playing actual poker

[slender terrace]

you could probably research your local armadillo laws and get one Post

[devout iron]

what's the armadillo ownership legality in canada

[vale cliff]

Omg it’s Ash Ketchum or what’s his name

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

Do you think, therefore you are?

[slender terrace]

i don't think

therefor i am dumb

[vale cliff]

I try not to

[slender terrace]

brain empty, only markiplier and thigh highs 🤤

[hollow eagle]

i thunk, therefore im local

[vale cliff]

I make that face for markiplier too

[slender terrace]

he my comfort tuber

i watch him when spiraling

and when bored

and when happy

really just all the time

[tame juniper]

Or fill this out
https://dwr.virginia.gov/forms-download/PERM/PERM-025.pdf

And submit a $10 application fee to the state treasurer

[devout iron]

there's actually some pretty solid evidence

[frosty merlin]

rare

[pearl flume]

We are in need of a band of adventurers to help us in our quest! Which one would you like to choose, my lord ?

[lucid isle]

I know of one of these and another seems vaguely familiar...

[wheat coral]

#2 I dont give a fuck

[lucid isle]

#2 looks like they will either kill for you or kill you.

[long violet]

#2 because they deserve a win for once

[wispy shale]

Im making video game

https://giphy.com/gifs/crow-thumbnail-real-science-RGDn0H74zXsaybq668

[foggy wharf]

well they are mercenaries

[wispy shale]

I had amazing sprite files but I looost theem

😭

[devout iron]

why are my teachers so goated bro

like

wdym my science and math teacher was a professional cod player who played for a team

whos username was c3po

[ionic skiff]

POKER NIGHT IN 11 HOURS

[warm mountain]

#2 is darkest dungeon yes?

[woven musk]

The 150 balatro jokers

[foggy wharf]

love these guys

camo detection + homing missiles + water AND land placement all for under 1k

almost died typing that, i guess they could have lead popping :I

[pearl flume]

Someone just did the calculations...

...Apparently one (1) Jesus the Redeemer is equivalent to:

4.9 litres of wine, AKA 6 and a half bottles of wine
and
140 standard loaves of bread, given each loaf is 250kcal.

[hollow eagle]

look

i say one thing about disliking, yet respecting the mod's (of this server) choices

people really just think that personally disliking them means you should want to kill them

its honestly sad tbh

[slender terrace]

snowflake mods ✨

[nimble turtle]

nah google mods are worse

2nd time i got banned from google voice 😔

[slender terrace]

well what were you doin gon google voice lmao

[nimble turtle]

being freaky with a guy i like lol

[slender terrace]

aaand that'd be why you got banned

use hangouts

[nimble turtle]

1st time i wasnt even able to use a number cus i got banned before i could use it 😔

wat is hangouts

ohh

yea that works better

tysm gng

[slender terrace]

i could tell you were being freaky

but yeah do be careful though hangouts can be

....glitchy

[nimble turtle]

no lol

that server is mostly chill

[slender terrace]

what server is it

[nimble turtle]

-# the people that used to be in it arent

i can send u an inv link

[slender terrace]

uhhh sure i can check it out

[nimble turtle]

okee

[slender terrace]

aw!

be careful with the moe!

[hollow eagle]

10 - 20 for felony assualt on a minor

[slender terrace]

OOF

[unborn swift]

fucking silent hill out here

[quartz tinsel]

I forgot there was a world outside of my padded room.

It looks bleak.

[slender terrace]

it is bleak

y'all should try tai chi

it's helped me so much

[granite matrix]

Yes bro

Someone else here plays this peak game

[south kraken]

y'all ever played legacy Minecraft

[glad gale]

On the 360 when I was 8

I think

[south kraken]

extreme ball knowledge

[glad gale]

I guess it is!

I heard about a way to download it on pc

But I haven't tried

I'm scared of getting a virus or something

[south kraken]

it got decompiled and there was no virus so don't worry about it

[quartz tinsel]

Why is it that I checked the time 10 minutes ago and it was only 4 minutes later?

[frosty fossil]

Blue Archive on my Balatro server ? Hell yeah

LOL SORRY MARI

DON'T

[quartz tinsel]

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[frosty fossil]

W tag I must say

[quartz tinsel]

Thanks.

[quartz tinsel]

Cat.

[inner dome]

Wongdong gostor

[warm mountain]

my cat

[tame juniper]

Agreed, W tag

[quartz tinsel]

Remember how I was complaining that Monster Khaotic was being eighty-sixed? What should I do with my favorite endangered drink?

Because I got a box of them.

[tame garnet]

Drink them? Is there another option?

[quartz tinsel]

Hold onto them like the relics they are.

Is the other option.

[warm mountain]

sell a bunch keep a bunch

idk aussie lemonade and the lando norris one are the best monster flavors

[tame garnet]

The nitro monster is really good. I haven't seen the lando norris monster but I wanna try it

[quartz tinsel]

<@&1133519078540185692>

I did it!

[warm mountain]

the lando norris one is really good it tastes like cantaloupe/melon

[quartz tinsel]

Need to try it then.

Is it one of those limited-time things?

I don't trust Monster to keep drinks anymore.

[raven imp]

I dont think so

Not unless Lando Norris himself drops the sponsorship

[quartz tinsel]

Cool.

[warm mountain]

no

[haughty phoenix]

i just think

[slender terrace]

BABY

[slender terrace]

pacific punch, apple and vanta black all goated

oh it's the same user haha sorry for double ping

[warm mountain]

my son he loves me and i love him

btw dw abt the ping

[slender terrace]

noted

[warm mountain]

here's him all fucked up trying to lick me in the face

[slender terrace]

he has gone overdrive

[warm mountain]

hes like that

most times

[slender terrace]

your cat

i love him

can i request belly pats for the cats

[warm mountain]

not w him

[slender terrace]

oh, aw

[rigid crag]

all taps because keyboard

[hollow eagle]

holy ghost ping

[heady rose]

@fervent pewter mf

[tame juniper]

Do S5

[hollow eagle]

send cat

i need to see

my day has been bad

[hollow eagle]

my day is officially good

[rigid crag]

not going to but here's my pb

[warm mountain]

hell yeah

[tame juniper]

I'm actually learning S4 on guitar and I can go up to Synthetic Verse A

Like, an actual guitar

[quartz tinsel]

Tonight I'm very caffeinated.

Feels great.

[quartz tinsel]

Good night.

[pale swallow]

he died after this

[cloud night]

Hold up let me cook 🔥

[hallow mortar]

Good score

[vale cliff]

Funny how he’s called Samson when he has the most horrendous hairline

[rigid crag]

yeah jacks are horrible on keyboard lol

[hallow mortar]

Yea

[hollow eagle]

so the joker retriggers itself when i 6 is scored

[dense vortex]

its just a hanging chad but for a random suit

and not limited to a single card a hand

[zenith mist]

stop by shaw

[cloud night]

Retriggers the cards bro😭

[hollow eagle]

it dont say that tho

[slender terrace]

i think the trigger is for the joker itself

whatever chip value it has

[hollow eagle]

this would be good

[vale cliff]

Literally the creator of the card but okay

[tame juniper]

@hollow eagle Statement?

[hollow eagle]

i have no affiliation with jimbo

it was purely buisness between me and jim

no further comment

[tame juniper]

Grimbo is cooked

[slender terrace]

chat, the grape dlc just dropped

they're really refreshing and juicy

[hollow eagle]

i gotta buy ngl

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

What is some of the best world building you've seen in media ? Share it now if you'd like.

[slender terrace]

mine (horrible self plug)

[vale cliff]

mine (terrific self plug)

[tame juniper]

Now I'm craving grapes. I guess I'll slice an orange

[slender terrace]

go eat some fruits

vitamin c for all

it's amazing for you

[tame juniper]

A friend of mine bribed me with a mango to help him with his differential equations homework once

[devout iron]

i am craving a mango right now

also melons suck

[tame juniper]

Same

[inner mortar]

This one yuri sci fi manga that was based of an LN

[devout iron]

disconcordia

maybe deltarune

maybe cult of the lamb

[inner mortar]

Really interesting stuff, the way the mixed all these spacey sci fi ship elements with the historic roles and traditions that seem to still stick it in the past

[devout iron]

-# that or cheeseparade skits

i didn't explain what disconcordia is didn't i

[ionic skiff]

They were developing this mutant squid with the intent of telefragging it to New York

[lament obsidian]

Alright who's got perms to murder this guy

<@&1133519078540185692> Very Likely scammer

[weary vale]

In the future, can you send stuff like this to #mod-mail with these same photos and the user ID?

[lament obsidian]

Didn't notice. Will next time. Thank you.

[weary vale]

Thank you 🙂

[sweet talon]

Realized meta quest uses android lmao

No jailbreak just aurora store

[hollow eagle]

jimbo going to look too real

[foggy wharf]

I'm sick and tired of pretending Nintendo games are good and made with love. breath of the wild was the last good Nintendo game, totk is a worse DLC that's still priced 120$. https://youtu.be/N6ItHO9HMfw

[inner dome]

That's a horrendous take

I understand what you're going for but you're being waaayyyy too broad.

[lunar gulch]

what good games came out after botw

[inner dome]

Ughhhh I didnt wanna list them off

[lunar gulch]

name 3

[inner dome]

Smash bros ultimate
Splatoon 3
Kirby air riders
Mario bros wonder
Dk bananza

[lunar gulch]

oh wait breath of the wild I thought he meant totk

thats mb

[inner dome]

If that's the case then dk bananza kirby air riders Mario and luigi brothership

[lunar gulch]

ngl I didnt even know they still made kirby games

[inner dome]

I

They

They've made 5 this decade

[lunar gulch]

I remember playing superstar ultra and mass attack on my ds but thats about it

I mean I played a few after but those 2 were really good

[inner dome]

Yikes
You should play any of the 3ds ones

(Planet robobot)

Superstar is my 3rd favorite game ever so you're based

[pearl flume]

....Do you guys think Charon accepts card and credit ?

[vale cliff]

The legends say he takes obols

So no

[stray topaz]

Sts2 is out

[vale cliff]

I know :D

[stray topaz]

Heard the new game is even harder than the prequel

[devout iron]

my friend isn't suicidal anymore guys

this is great news

[vale cliff]

Cheers!

[glossy fulcrum]

truth hypernova

theres some truth to this but youre making a lot of assumptions about cba here

and losing a friend isnt really something you can "not let affect you"

[half kelp]

bro broke character

this is ea support btw

it gets worse

[quartz tinsel]

Pain-peko.

[foggy wharf]

it's pretty fucked a dystopic near-future conflict between corporations, governments, and the PMCs fighting for both sides is literally more hopeful for the civilians than real life is. the PMCs understand the civilians are innocents in a conflict they don't even care about, meanwhile real life civilians are treated as armed combatants, even if they're little girls in school

[south kraken]

IT'S!! TV!! TIME!!!

[foggy vigil]

[foggy wharf]

is escape from tarkov a thing in japan?

realistic tactical shooters dont strike me as

japanese

[ionic skiff]

No wonder it seems like we pick up nintendo games for like 2 seconds
I also get this weird feeling where every time I am reminded of a new title, I eventually let it out of my mind like severance or something

[foggy wharf]

nintendo sucks so bad

i went into it earlier tonight

game mechanics shouldn't be allowed to be patented is my hot take. more games need nemesis systems like shadow of war

idk why companies are allowed to make patents and just sit on them like a dragon with a horde of gold

especially in such a dynamic industry like gaming

game mechanics become outdated after like 3 years

?

weirdo

lmao imagine being so socially insecure you jump into a conversation with a normal ass message like "god nintendo sucks" and then delete it after like 2 minutes

imo we need more collaboration between companies and devs

like the art community, everyone UNIVERSALLY hates the guy who patented vanta black

cause art is a collaborative, well art

game design should be too, let devs iterate on games that came before

in my mind if a company makes a game mechanic, like nemesis, and another company comes along and does it better? Awesome, so be it. If they do it worse? Well who's gonna play it?

let the product stand for itself

not made up laws

well if we're patenting game design, how long until genres are patented?

Slippery slope might be dogwater when it comes to queer issues, but when it comes to the over encroaching of capitalism? It's entirely valid

we've slippery sloped into cars having subscription models

how long until nintendo patents "monster battles"

capitalism only serves to make video games worse

the rage that predatory practices that flourish under capitalism makes me feel is so deeply rooted into my heart and soul. profit incentives ruin anything even remotely creative and squeezes every ounce of individuality and creativity out of it

i've been emulating a lot of older games and theres something so pure about them

they didn't have a clear formula for what made a good game, nor did they expect to attract millions of customers

it was a game for the sake of a game

ya, age of empires and the older total war games have had those

just shitty mobile ports

barely playable cause they were designed for a keyboard and mouse

[slender terrace]

"you don't own the game you own the liscense to a game" ahh

[foggy wharf]

we need to protect consumers, not businesses

marx did

or atleast he predicted the predations of uncontrolled capital

complaining about the state of things is pointless and unproductive, but it provides some catharsis and can help you not feel insane

thats actually a genuine fear i have

like i dont want to visit america cause im afraid they'll look into me or something

I've said some anti government, anti capital stuff before

I've said many times before that all we need is a spontaneous world wide workers revolution

unions might have their own problems (im not going to bother with complaining about individuals because of course individuals can be flawed) but at least they still exist for the sake of the worker in competition to the company

the failings of unions come from the failings of capital

thats why we do need a revolution, to change the system

not just an election to put a new corporate goon in power

[upbeat ginkgo]

I saw that some years ago, the plastic shapes store exists now.

[foggy wharf]

we don't know that. there has never been an actual socialist state that existed outside the purview of capitalism. Cuba, USSR, numerous African socialist revolutions, they've all been forcefully crushed by the CIA

AI is capitalisms finest achievement. It would not exist under socialism

AI is emblematic of everything wrong with capitalism

not american

also dont use reddit

i dont think redditors are big into marx?

i think they love ai and elon musk and shit

i avoid almost all social media

i spend my time playing video games and reading

and being gay

rephrase that idk what you mean

idk what you mean

[subtle notch]

bignose is cooking

[foggy wharf]

my belief is guided by the mathematical principles of Marx's theories. Capitalisms failure is inevitable, and in the meantime while we wait for it to eat itself and for the system around is to crumble, we should practice praxis, and mutual aid. Helping our brothers and sisters who are ailing under the deliberate malpractices that is the pursuit for capital.

War is bad, no war should ever happen

said economic crisises(?) are usually artifical and deliberately inflicted upon up-coming socialist countries by drumroll the CIA

yes

it's simply fact

if we're not being specific about the famines or crisises, the majority are by america

Rhodesia, Cuba, USSR, even china

all the fault of the cia

idk pick up a book or smth

afghanistan and iraq too

now palestine

[vale cliff]

Wait, why is bignose cooking so hard

[foggy wharf]

palestine is doing imperialism?

[vale cliff]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[foggy wharf]

they're not, they're just wrong

cuban imperialism?

USSR and china sure

[vale cliff]

I didn’t say it tasted good; it’s just an interesting situation

[foggy wharf]

but rhodesia and cuba?

because palestinians are undergoing a genocide that's backed by the USA and Israel.

the closest thing the USSR did to imperialism was the balkanization of the Caucauses. But even then they didn't annex the countries like some nations

the US

im not a fan of stalin

you're not gonna see me defend him

dawg

idk what to say

I keep providing valid points and you keep saying im naive

without explaining why

it hasn't, you're correct

can you tell me why?

(hint: it starts with central)

no no, the answer for "Why hasn't communism been done" is "The central intelligence agency"

manufacturing coups in south american nations

assassinating socialist revolutionaries and leaders

like it's a joke that the CIA does coups

it's just an accepted fact

but they are the reason for global capitalisms eldritch abilities and powers, to the point of brainwashing the average person into believing that this is the only reational system of commerce

you calling me naive, saying "Real world" and what not is in itself a symptom of unchecked capital. You've grown up surrounded by the pursuit of money and the brilliance of capitalism, so much so that you can't even fathom a system of governance that helps the average person

Let me ask you; do you think there HAS to be a social ladder? Does there HAVE to be poors and riches?

i am more of a socialist than a communist, so yes I'll use socialism

[foggy wharf]

answer this please

im a vegetarian so that's invalid. And even if i wasn't I wouldn't consume mass produced meat products

I've grown up around people with their own chickens and gardens and shit, I know the difference between ethically produced and unethically produced food

and since I can't verify everything from my grocery store, I abstain from it altogether

like PvZ?

@vale cliff you still think 1337 is cooking?

[foggy wharf]

@severe aurora please answer

it's only hard to avoid because of capitalism

[vale cliff]

Actually, pls keep me out of this

[foggy wharf]

lmao ok?

im gonna be real with you 1337, after you "vegetables eat animals" comment I'm kinda checked out

I feel like im arguing marxist principles with a wall

but yes, my beliefs are shaped by literature, the state of the world, and social commentators much smarter than me. NPR is sick as hell

particularly the state of gaming. Like you can look overseas to the middle east and understand how american foreign policy is bad. But gaming shows you the failures of capitalism much more directly and intimately

why do you think AAA sucks and indie games are awesome?

[inner mortar]

-# trvthnvke

[sturdy ferry]

I got my graduate ring, it's got a purple rock in it

[slender terrace]

-# oh absolute truthnuke

[sturdy ferry]

and I put a destiny 2 quote in it cuz I like it

[sturdy ferry]

Amethyst is so cool man

[foggy wharf]

you seen a pixel cut gem?

[sturdy ferry]

Nope, sounds neat tho

[foggy wharf]

look it up

like a video so you see the effect

[sturdy ferry]

WOAHHHHHH

it looks like it's glitching irl

[pearl flume]

M.O.A riddle. By which line did you get the answer ?

||The corner stone eating of every college lives||

||Whether you have it as it is or with an egg, boiled or fried||

||And all you have to do is add some water heated high||

||But if you asked me, I think they're better dry.||

The answer: ||Instant Noodles||

[foggy wharf]

idk what a MOA is but the first line made me think of noodles

it was a bit of a giveaway

[pearl flume]

I

[quartz tinsel]

Is MOA not just them?

I'm getting noodles delivered today.

[hollow eagle]

yalls

they took down the sheet suggestions v2

[foggy wharf]

I got some delivered yesterday

gonna make some rn

[devout iron]

my

my REAL friend

[hollow eagle]

that guy sounds like a redditor

[devout iron]

i have friends i know outside of discord

i have a life

[hollow eagle]

since you seem like a very person, im gonnna tell you this. dont get involved much in life, life is life
dont let it affect your life

[devout iron]

ah ok

[quartz tinsel]

I don't have to worry about getting involved from within my coffin.

Also, true.

[foggy wharf]

its okay bud, we all believe you 💚

[devout iron]

-# wow

-# someone believes in me

-# that was the case before but someone believes in me

[glossy fulcrum]

it didnt even hit me that this guy was assuming all your friends must be online friends

very chronically online thing to say idk

[devout iron]

ik

[glossy fulcrum]

:o

[devout iron]

glass purple middle cba

[glossy fulcrum]

srimp

[quartz tinsel]

But I don't have real friends.

[glossy fulcrum]

ujm okay

me too i guess

[quartz tinsel]

What's wrong with being chronically online anyway, outside of hating Chronos?

[glossy fulcrum]

it is uhhh bad

for actibity

[hollow kestrel]

ও

[stray topaz]

Won on ironclad

[tame juniper]

Sheet Suggestions v3

[stray topaz]

I think sts2 at its current state is a bit overtuned

I feel like if u want to survive for as long as possible there must be aoe

[thin oak]

How is the game?

How similar is it to sts1

[stray topaz]

Good game with various bosses

[stray topaz]

Main mechanics are retained, got overhauled art and more bosses, more enemies

Like

And the card rarity are also changed

Some cards like dark embrace becomes rare

While bludgeon becomes uncommon

[thin oak]

alright

[stray topaz]

But the difficulty is abit too hard for a0

Act 2 boss has some heart's mechanic

🙂

Actually not even the bods

It was an elite

You cant damge it for more than 20 dmg

While the elite hits you hard

[thin oak]

sounds cool

I've gotten twice to the heart

[stray topaz]

I got to heart several times

In the first game

The second game hasnt unlocked heart

Good thing is iron clad in the second game got more builds to build around

He is now as various as defect

[stray topaz]

And we also have toothless

Toothless carried hard

Trust me

Must take in act 1

[thin oak]

that looks really good

[stray topaz]

Who's gonna deny toothless

[thin oak]

2 cards is crazy

[stray topaz]

Yeah

And 10 damage for a 1 cost in act 1 is crazy good

[hollow eagle]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1479558325619392543 ight yall, its back

but dont be acting like kindergartens

and getting it deleted

and if you see someone breaking za rules, do not engage, just ping the mods

[glossy fulcrum]

you dont have to tell us to obey rules

its not our first time in this server

[hollow eagle]

considering the last one was deleted because people DIDNT obey the rules, a reminder NOT to break the rules is justified

[glossy fulcrum]

you sure thats why?

if people were breaking the rules there i feel it wouldnt constitute a deletion of the thread

but rather a punishment to the offenders

preferably not a ban

it would be like deleting #🎙・server-chat because thats where all the scam bots go first

maybe thats a bit of a bad comparison

[broken rock]

Hello chat

[hollow eagle]

thats what i heard from someone

and theres really no reason why it wouldve gotten deleted without something happening in it, a mod approved it

[glossy fulcrum]

whateva dude

meow :P

[sharp bay]

When an artist wants to make a Mom (from the binding of issac) fanart so they gotta choose one of these to go with

[glossy fulcrum]

literally

[nimble turtle]

guys

im got so much rizz

i got a bf <3

trust

i got that rizz

[warped stag]

That sounds like something the roaring knight would say

[wheat coral]

ROCK AND STONE

[quartz tinsel]

Yo.

[nimble turtle]

wsp

[quartz tinsel]

You think I'm stupid now? This isn't even my final form.

[nimble turtle]

.

wuh-

brb

[slender terrace]

i need genshin friends

[nimble turtle]

womp womp buckp

bucko*

[quartz tinsel]

I played that game.

Many moons ago.

[nimble turtle]

lol

couldnt be me

[slender terrace]

you know it doesn't make you any more interesting to shit on a game someone else likes and that doesn't affect you in the slightest

shitting on something you don't even know about

[glossy fulcrum]

chill out gang

[quartz tinsel]

I am so zen.

[glossy fulcrum]

id get it if it was any other game but genshin slander is tolerated

applies to any game with gacha mechanics

[quartz tinsel]

"I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print it's libel."

[quartz tinsel]

Can I be in the screenshot?

[devout iron]

i had a friend that played genshin for a bit

i worded that badly

for THE bit

and he ended up enjoying it and he plays it regularly now

anyway screen shot this message chess battle advanced

[glossy fulcrum]

mb

[quartz tinsel]

I don't actually care. Jameson says that in Spiderman.

Ergo the quotation marks.

[glossy fulcrum]

oki

meowmeow

[quartz tinsel]

Bedtime draws near.

Good night all.

[quartz tinsel]

Or maybe it's Spiderman 2?

[devout iron]

why do you have a spade pfp and are not a spade role

[quartz tinsel]

I took the picture from the profile of a friend I lost.

[hollow eagle]

this sounds like an open world game's server message

[devout iron]

@devout iron is sleeping! 1/16 people needed to skip the night.

[hollow eagle]

@hollow eagle is sleeping! 2/16 people needed to skip the night.

[foggy wharf]

gay couples are so cute

[glossy fulcrum]

why specifically gay ones

[dense vortex]

wip

[foggy wharf]

straight people ucky

[glossy fulcrum]

mmm

truth nuke

[vale cliff]

Wait, so true

My friends tried to get me in genshin

But it was so exhausting to get into, I never got sucked into the trap

[foggy wharf]

people are so deranged.
Inside Job, netflix show, very good comedy based on conspiracy theories. Cancelled after 2 seasons because "Poor viewer retention and viewership on season 2" (they never advertised it). Netflix's policy is if a show has bad viewership after 30 days it gets canned.

People who can't comprehend a genuinely good show being cancelled due to shitty capitalist practices are trying to say it was cancelled because it "Got too close to the truth"

[glossy fulcrum]

rude

[glossy fulcrum]

it was cancelled :<

[foggy wharf]

it rlly is sad, we get 1000 seasons of amily guy, 2000 seasons of simpsons, 100 seasons of rick and morty

fuckin, 6 seasons of big mouth

[glossy fulcrum]

got too close to the truth is funny because it is like a mockery of those conspiracies tmk

[foggy wharf]

but genuinely good cartoons get booted because they dont get enough viewership after 1 month??????

[foggy wharf]

i know it's deranged

[glossy fulcrum]

new genre, adultslop

not realluy new

[glossy fulcrum]

quite

[foggy wharf]

actually good adult cartoons never last

its so sad

[pale swallow]

imagine they canned it as in a beverage

imagine drinking a soda flavored off of a cancelled show

[glossy fulcrum]

tis a shame

[foggy wharf]

it would taste like unfulfilled ambitions and unseized talent

[glossy fulcrum]

i wonder if people stick with family guy and simpsons just cuz theyre familiar

not cuz of quality or whateve

[foggy wharf]

i think so

i know some very normal people who full time family guy

theyre otherwise funny and smart

i think it's a comfort show thing

[glossy fulcrum]

ya

[foggy wharf]

i couldnt imagine being comfortable with family guy

the rape jokes are, erh

[glossy fulcrum]

im never gonna watch it

[foggy wharf]

i cant

it makes me uncomfy

[glossy fulcrum]

what do u think of south park

[foggy wharf]

it's fine

[glossy fulcrum]

ive seeen a few episodes

[foggy wharf]

social commentary done actually smart

[glossy fulcrum]

mhmhm

[foggy wharf]

a bit edgy

but edgy is okay

[glossy fulcrum]

from what ive seen when i understand what its mocking it can be fun

[foggy wharf]

but family guy is just gross. hyper violence for humour is low brow. plus familial abuse, they make fun of feminism but like, genuinely. not in a feminist way. Quagmire is simply a rapist

i love making fun of gays and feminism, but i AM a gay feminist

[devout iron]

i only listen to family guy ytpmvs

[glossy fulcrum]

real

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

do you say 'thick' with a c or k at the end?

[glossy fulcrum]

?

are they not pronounced the same

[foggy wharf]

c or k? more like c o ck

[devout iron]

what's the difference

[glossy fulcrum]

truth nuke

.>

[pale swallow]

i dont say thick at all

[devout iron]

-# c k stands for charl

[glossy fulcrum]

i just realized that

it says dumb quieston

its supposed to be dumb

[pale swallow]

i simply say viscous or extra dense

[glossy fulcrum]

anyway i say it with a g

thickg

[devout iron]

thess battle advanced

[pale swallow]

if it werent for this that one channel would have crumbled

[devout iron]

which channel

[glossy fulcrum]

advancing my chess battle

[pale swallow]

you know the one

cause i forgot the name

[pale swallow]

yeah thats the one

icely something

[devout iron]

ickly puzlez

[pale swallow]

i was gonna say i only remember him because he said "interacting with a 13 year old game on roblox" but he stopped for the briefest moment after saying old, so i commented on it

[devout iron]

icely would never

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1119370997552914602/1478111169209303181/Screenshot_2393.png?ex=69ac7bcc&is=69ab2a4c&hm=a39691abede29faa6cde51df604a2134679b0937a47faa36fdab77fc6396fc81&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1330&height=748

[glossy fulcrum]

wow its ice

run

[devout iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1119370997552914602/1474555984046461193/IMG_5814.png?ex=69acbbc6&is=69ab6a46&hm=dcc26263b283f36c2f779ae91f92a335d13950a78eadc26dc10e2839d81b24e7&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1119370997552914602/1419144437594062959/image.png?ex=69acdb40&is=69ab89c0&hm=b89d679da828060f933442b85fc134eea81100860e8aa12ea3bd7dd24c6c03d3&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=189&height=850

[pale swallow]

icely in the alternate universe where chess battle advanced didn't exist: (insert squidward begging for money gif)

[glossy fulcrum]

WHAT

[devout iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1119370997552914602/1453918824901509392/Screenshot_20251225-201355.png?ex=69accd6c&is=69ab7bec&hm=37ea71324fc60cded5517f99d86c12e013bfdfb0d7d363372acb609c476f7508&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1657&height=746

[nova shoal]

i did it

[nimble turtle]

im a girl 😭

[foggy wharf]

so you have a gf?

[nimble turtle]

what did i js say gng

[foggy wharf]

im happy for u and ur gf c:

[nimble turtle]

well not just say

[glossy fulcrum]

what the heck i didnt even know guys could date girls

[nimble turtle]

but like 5 hours ago

[foggy wharf]

has it ever been done before?

[nimble turtle]

lol

[glossy fulcrum]

i unno,..

[nimble turtle]

nah i dunno

[vale cliff]

I was literally scrolling to find where you mentioned you were a guy

[devout iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1119370997552914602/1327694556493250672/SPOILER_Screenshot_20250112_014246.jpg?ex=69ac63e9&is=69ab1269&hm=2da0dbfcf4cf4f266e45fc00c3db4a75202bcdbde286fc7bb2cba90540bdafec&=&format=webp

[nimble turtle]

when did i say that-

[vale cliff]

Because they misgendered you-

[nimble turtle]

nah i dont think i said dat

[foggy wharf]

they just said they got a bf so i called them a guy to call them gay cause it funny

[nimble turtle]

oh loll

i love limbus company <3

[devout iron]

should i keep randomly forwarding icely video screenshots

[nimble turtle]

no

[devout iron]

aw

[nimble turtle]

lol

[glossy fulcrum]

i am gay

[nimble turtle]

noiceeeeee

i can get u a bf trust

i am VERY good at shipping

[glossy fulcrum]

eyes

i unno

[vale cliff]

Huh??

[glossy fulcrum]

im hoping i can find one myself but nobody talks to me and i dont talk to people

urrgh

straight people are made up

trust

[vale cliff]

👍

[nimble turtle]

lol

[vale cliff]

ok

[glossy fulcrum]

:p

[nimble turtle]

i can help trust

[vale cliff]

Same or something like that

[nimble turtle]

all you gotta do is vibrate your vocal chords

[glossy fulcrum]

hwos o

vibrate you say

[vale cliff]

Aren’t you straight?

[glossy fulcrum]

okay i will scream at every cute boy i see

like

raaah

[nimble turtle]

🤤

[glossy fulcrum]

or maybe meow

[nimble turtle]

thatll work

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[vale cliff]

Straight people can’t matchmake gay people, I thought

[glossy fulcrum]

who knows

[nimble turtle]

i used to be a gay man myself

[vale cliff]

That’s like, homophobic

[nimble turtle]

now i am a pretty pretty princess

[glossy fulcrum]

hey

im a pretty princess too!!

and a gay boy

[nimble turtle]

yaeyyy :D

[devout iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1119370997552914602/1317510559092179035/Screenshot_20241214-081453.png?ex=69ac4153&is=69aaefd3&hm=80f58a3497bb8f4387829c54c9080f1602378e31b7e8c8a1c0f8809f96c5ebbe&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[vale cliff]

Man, I wish I was a pretty princess

[nimble turtle]

me too muddy

buddy(

buddy*

[vale cliff]

But I’m not even a pretty boy

Muddy :(

[glossy fulcrum]

acident

im sure youre pretty

beauty is in the eye of the beholder or soemthing

[nimble turtle]

guys am i cooked

[pearl flume]

Please create a name for a band or team before clicking the black bar.

||You are jumped by a gang with THIS name, how do you feel ?||

[foggy wharf]

are you in a bad mood or something?

[nimble turtle]

4-30 in limbus company

[vale cliff]

Icely is underrated

[nimble turtle]

i will kill myself before they kill me

[devout iron]

i agree

[glossy fulcrum]

skinky
||jumped? im the mf gang boss i run these streets u heard||

[nimble turtle]

like i am NOT getting jumped by a gang called flavor foley 😔

[devout iron]

i'm gonna get shown unimaginable horrors

[vale cliff]

Apocalyptic Lipstick Campaign