🃏・off-topic

[storm condor]

compression

[alpine condor]

guys look i got a pair

[tall storm]

Good morning chat

[broken rock]

Finally got a wifi

Wifi in school is terrible

[hollow eagle]

good morin

[broken rock]

Good morning

[warm mountain]

I CANT FUCKING WALK WELL AAUAHSHSH

[quartz tinsel]

I can't walk. I was trained as a kid to stride everywhere.

[warm mountain]

well im forced to limp everywhere now i fucking hate my life

for like the next week probably

or four or five days

[slender terrace]

if i can manage to toast a picture of jimbo on a piece of bread can someone gift me balatro on steam so my gf and i can do drunk balatro nights

[broken rock]

It's bat

Fuck

[slender terrace]

mind you i have never done anything like this previously

[broken rock]

Bad

[slender terrace]

mizu you need hopital if foot broke

[quartz tinsel]

Drinking is overrated.

Rather have caffeine.

[slender terrace]

i have a genuine question bro do you like

enjoy making everything negative by chance

[quartz tinsel]

Negative? I'm making conversation.

But I am socially inept.

[quartz tinsel]

Ironically enough, my ability to write dialogue has been praised recently.

[noble hill]

chat can anyone think of something red that can appear in nature that isn't fire nor a flower?

[slender terrace]

an apple

blood

rubies

magma is various shades of red

[radiant cosmos]

red bugs

[slender terrace]

the sunset can be red

[noble hill]

yknow rubies was one thing i'd thought of but the others are interesting

[slender terrace]

human internals when coming in contact with oxygen

various bug thoraxes

[noble hill]

blood semi interesting just because it's a thing inside of another thing but yeah

[radiant cosmos]

my love 😍

[quartz tinsel]

What's it for?

[slender terrace]

redwood trees (that's a plant but a wood)

[radiant cosmos]

its very red

[slender terrace]

roosters

they're red

red pandas

red foxes

[radiant cosmos]

stop tryharding

[slender terrace]

the orange ones that are used in stereotyping

[radiant cosmos]

red enjoyer

[slender terrace]

i do enjoy the color red

[radiant cosmos]

pomegranate

leaves

[noble hill]

ok tldr, i'm making up a tarot-card kind of deck, but instead of the regular four suits, there's seven

they're all nature themed, and while i have 6 down i'm fairly confident in, red is the only one i don't have a good-feeling one for

rubies and fires were what i'd originally thought of

[slender terrace]

well fires are not red

[radiant cosmos]

they should connect to each other in some way or another for extra meta points

🧠

[slender terrace]

for tarot you could do a cardinal with a cherry in it's mouth

that's symbolic

[noble hill]

lemme give you a list of what i've got real fast

[slender terrace]

cardinals are barrons of good luck and better times to come

[noble hill]

red - fire/rubies/?
yellow - suns
blue - seas
cyan - skies
pink - flowers/orchids (can't quite decide between which yet)
white - clouds
green - trees/leaves (same deal)

[noble hill]

i've got a good few i'm workshopping too, yeah

[radiant cosmos]

i read yellow one as sans

you scared me there

[noble hill]

that'd be real bad, wouldn't it?

[radiant cosmos]

a real... bad TIME...

[slender terrace]

[radiant cosmos]

👀

[noble hill]

[quartz tinsel]

Fired.

[radiant cosmos]

no they said anything red EXCEPT fire and flowers

[noble hill]

if you think about it, the egg isn't too far off from sans...

(it's very far off)

wait, egg...

man behind the tree...

collect their eggs...

[radiant cosmos]

oh shit

[radiant cosmos]

the man behind the tree is sans

who is also jimbo

[noble hill]

mr bones

[slender terrace]

the man who ran the island clap clap

[noble hill]

[slender terrace]

shimmies

[radiant cosmos]

and since jimbo is married to teto, toriel is teto??

and asriel is isaac!?!?

[noble hill]

is bro binded

[radiant cosmos]

possibly

perchance

[noble hill]

then they're gonna need to repent ig

[radiant cosmos]

👀

thank god we're not in some kind of cult

with lambs

[noble hill]

yeah, we're not sheep!

nor any sort of adjacent animal

[slender terrace]

....someone say cult

[radiant cosmos]

humans are animals

that is an unideal thing to run

[noble hill]

shaw...

[radiant cosmos]

why was message killed

[slender terrace]

i deleted it because that's pretentious

but yea

we worship catfemboys

[radiant cosmos]

ideal

[noble hill]

guh

[radiant cosmos]

what about puppy tomboys

[noble hill]

dogmascgirls

[slender terrace]

the leader is a puppytransman

[radiant cosmos]

hell yeah

[noble hill]

anyways, i think most red animals wouldn't really fit given the more non-sentient themes of nature but i thought apples and kinda bugs were interesting

there's still a few things i'm trying to figure out

like "how specific should it get"

orchids is much more specific than just flowers

rubies i'm not really feeling given it's supposed to be more above ground too

blood's weird cause it comes from a living sentient thing

[warm mountain]

my foot aint broken its just swelling

i can walk it off

[noble hill]

are you sure it is not just swelling because it is broken?

[warm mountain]

i am pretty sure

i may have also overreacted cause ive been slowly losing my limp

but its left a mark

[quartz tinsel]

However, my ability to write fights is substandard.

How do I throw myself at that wall?

@slender terrace.

[fair ether]

quadruple negative chicot

[vale cliff]

Me!!!

[south kraken]

day

[broken rock]

I'm not falling for that shit

[vale cliff]

Will he fight the baby?

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Remove your ability to feel anger

Or

Remove your ability to feel bored

[slender terrace]

We took in a stray and the baby is injured

[pearl flume]

What is that creatüra ?

[slender terrace]

Long haired cat with a chunk taken out of her back haunches

[remote seal]

Bored 100%

[knotty parrot]

boredom holy shit i'd be op af with that

[knotty parrot]

awww

i wish you and the baby the best of luck

[slender terrace]

yo if that lady who i just got off the phone with for amidon apartments is here

you rude as fuck shawty

[crude plinth]

Oh no!!!

[crude plinth]

Easy, boredom remover.

People have been striving to find meaning and purpose in the mere act of existing for millennia.

[crude plinth]

I would rather it be a mindset than mind control though.

[crude plinth]

What?!?
What did that to the baby?!?

[slender terrace]

there are alot of raccoons nearby or maybe another cat

her behavior is giving off very much "i'm scared to be in a house because of the other cat"

i'm thinking somebody tried to force adopt her and then got attacked by a dog or something

[stray topaz]

@vale cliff holyshit look at the run

This run is crazy

Everything was perfect synergizing

[brittle talon]

Oh shit i forgot to send memes yesterday.

[stray topaz]

The act 3 boss was the time eater btw

But i was too strong to be scared

I had choke and skewer as counter methods that i picked up at act 3

And necromancer

[slender terrace]

so the wound is kinda like

a bite with a mat of poop and fur :( poor baby

i wanna go take her to a vet but can't afford it, i'm scared she'll die. she's the mama cat we adopted our cat now from

the baby has been isolated in an environment where she will not be able to interact with any other animals

I will watch her tonight and tommorrow we will make a verdict on takin her to the vet

[quartz tinsel]

What's everyone's go-to caffeinated drink?

[surreal narwhal]

drenching my face in water and then slapping myself

or coffee

[tame garnet]

As of right now its white monster

[edgy pike]

cofee or coca cola

[foggy wharf]

i drink a lof of diet coke

[raven imp]

Give me any flavor of Monster and Im good

[warm mountain]

monster

[quartz tinsel]

Crazy?

[alpine wagon]

Anyone know where to watch the major league Balatro tonight, Cole K is streaming it

[edgy pike]

Hello

[weak radish]

boys

i did

gold stake black deck

[edgy pike]

um ok

kinda random for the offtopic channel but I guess that is what this channel is for

[pale swallow]

Dude I do NOT want a nuclear reaction to occur while I’m playing steam

[crimson smelt]

Anyone know any angel or demon characters I wanna draw the worlds most fucked up blunt rotation

[warm mountain]

god hates snicklefritz

these were all in a row btw

[crimson smelt]

i will start cooking immediately

[zenith mist]

Ready yet?

[crimson smelt]

im drawign

also im first doing the og 4 chars i had in mind

[carmine moss]

Look at this beauty

[tame juniper]

I love democracy

[median pier]

Hey anyone tryna help me rq

[quartz tinsel]

With?

[median pier]

Alt so

[median pier]

I won a run on purple deck and I didn’t unlock orange stake

Im low-key spiraling rn

[remote seal]

Totally random but I think I’m going to my high schools state tourney for super smash bros!!!

[quartz tinsel]

Don't know. I just used unlock all.

Good night.

[median pier]

???

Unlock all????!

[foggy wharf]

i wanna play fable 3 and i realized that it's not available for purchase anywhere and digital copes have this insane DRM that requires a CD key, and cause my computer doesn't even have a disc tray i cant get into the launcher

i love drm

[foggy wharf]

i love having to go into the games files in order to change a line of code to make the fps playable and fix mouse stuttering

[pearl flume]

Here's to those who love not too wisely know not too wisely but too well

[remote seal]

woah that balatro looks weird....

[blazing spade]

I js started windbreaker and I love the hairism in it❤️

[gilded heart]

I think it’s really cool how you can do this! Like how do you even figure out that you’re able to change it?

[foggy wharf]

google

[gilded heart]

fair enough

[zenith mist]

done yet?

[stray topaz]

Look at the relics

[ornate nebula]

who's your main

[pearl flume]

Please choose a common saying or phrase before clicking the black bar.

||If this was a spell, what would it do ?||

[gilded heart]

is anyone staying up to watch the lunar eclipse tonight?

[devout iron]

it would ||summon a spaghetti monster who writes essay-long ai prophecies||

[lucid isle]

Cheaters never prosper, ||probably a type of curse.||

[vale cliff]

Eye for an eye

||A sympathetic curse, caster’s own body parts as material component||

[cloud night]

average cryptid joker

[devout iron]

where would the numbertaker from the numberjacks be on the battles wiki

i'm checking

it's NOT THERE

[tropic wasp]

Anything but balatro in this server 😭

[weary vale]

no literally

[hasty sand]

Balatro no es solo un juego de cartas, es un estilo de vida. Respiro y vivo Balatro. Si tuviera un hijo, lo llamaría Full, y si tuviera dos, los llamaría Two y Pair para que pudieran subir de nivel a 18 y derrotar al Boss Blind de adultos. Brindo por Balatro, oh, cómo brindo por Balatro. Me hizo una mejor persona, y cuando mi teléfono está muerto, cierro los ojos para jugarlo en mi mente. La Rueda de la Fortuna dicta mi vida: siempre llevo un plátano en el bolsillo para puntos extra. Me identifico con el Misprint Joker porque mi estado mental es igual de inestable. Ni siquiera puedo subir escaleras sin pensar en Balatro, y el día que muera, espero que graben en mi lápida: "Murió en medio de una partida de Balatro."

El único corazón que quiero es el de la Reina. Mi papá cree que perdí la cabeza, pero no sabe lo que es ser la carta más alta de la familia. El día que Balatro no tenga fans es el día que ya no estaré en este mundo… porque yo…

SOY EL BALATRO

[weary vale]

english only

[earnest scarab]

dwawjdjhajh

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

would you out yourself inside a particle accelerator?

[tired oracle]

No, that would be quite irresponsible

[foggy sorrel]

Well when the game joins the server then they can speak whatever language it wants

[ionic skiff]

I just beat Captain Wayne
Shows how big of an impact both Pizza Tower and Antonblast made on the game industry

[craggy zephyr]

"YES, I FINALLY BEAT ORBIT-"
The ballpit of doom and despair:

-# your ears shall bleed

[edgy pike]

Hello

[glossy fulcrum]

o

[glossy fulcrum]

already out

[vale cliff]

Me too

[glossy fulcrum]

nom

[vale cliff]

:3

[south kraken]

what

[glossy fulcrum]

:P

err nothing

[south kraken]

:0

/:,'

[glossy fulcrum]

i cannot be nomming lest i get banned

sigh

my fault

[south kraken]

what

[vale cliff]

Starve to death or get jailed

[glossy fulcrum]

don worru about it

[vale cliff]

You know the rules

[glossy fulcrum]

thid serber banned me like 2 day ago

i don t like the reason but dont feel like complainig

[vale cliff]

okay ❤️

[glossy fulcrum]

why my roommate whimpering vro

[vale cliff]

yay ❤️

[glossy fulcrum]

sorry

[timber oyster]

and so do i

[vale cliff]

Aw fuck

[glossy fulcrum]

👀

[vale cliff]

That was my bad

The rickroll, not the whimpering

[glossy fulcrum]

i see ise

e

[glossy fulcrum]

ok

[storm condor]

Send the audio ❤️ /j

[quartz tinsel]

Erm.

No, it's "I was crazy once."

[stray topaz]

Wdym?

[quartz tinsel]

Never mind.

[storm condor]

They locked me in a room

[quartz tinsel]

I need an adult.

A beta reader that can help me improve on my trash.

[stray topaz]

I dont listen to songs in english

Usuk musics are mid

[quartz tinsel]

And Post Prototype can confirm it is indeed trash.

[subtle notch]

rude

[storm condor]

Off topic mfs when there's off topic topics

[lucid shell]

@gusty glen

[gusty glen]

Bet

I kinda hate math but also dont

Its weird

My high school class specialises in litrature but i kinda hate literature

So i go for chemistry in college

[foggy wharf]

type of vibes veggie tales gives

[vale cliff]

Hey!

I didn’t exactly say that

😭

[quartz tinsel]

This is true.

[hollow eagle]

first one to reply to this message with a random word wins literally nothing

[untold ibex]

elephant

[hollow eagle]

avacado

[untold ibex]

[hollow eagle]

oak

[vale cliff]

Transfem avocado

[hollow eagle]

avocado from mexico

[slender terrace]

@dull gorge

[dull gorge]

my god what is that

[slender terrace]

some really good and refreshing lemonade

(i'm rage baiting you)

[dull gorge]

what are those stars

is that ice

[slender terrace]

yea they're actually really fun!

i have fruit ones too :>

[dull gorge]

why does ice have that color??

[slender terrace]

they were gold when they first got the cubes

[dull gorge]

what 😭

[slender terrace]

the star shaped ice cubes were gold when the family i live with first got the star shaped ice cubes

[torn iron]

Hello! I'm new in this server! How are you everyone?

[slender terrace]

hello!

[torn iron]

Um.... I don't know what to talk about XD

[quartz tinsel]

Didn't know they were anything other than cubes.

[slender terrace]

what are your thoughts on the local jimbo politics?

[torn iron]

Ummm... Sorry for the question, but... are those the server rules?

[slender terrace]

.....i'm not even going to answer that because jimbo politics are not real

do you play balatro

[hollow eagle]

holy stupid

[stray topaz]

You hate something you do for long

I hate coding

I hate debugging

[quartz tinsel]

More than anything, I hate Chronos.

Bastard gave me endless time to go endlessly mad.

[quartz tinsel]

Stupid? Yes.

Holy I am not.

[hollow eagle]

was not talking 2 u

[quartz tinsel]

No, but I wanted to be part of something.

[hollow eagle]

if something is nothing, which is was, then your still apart of nothing

[remote seal]

Corrin < 3

[hollow eagle]

i said a quote, || "give me liberty, or give me death", it would give you a VERY stronger urge of freedom, along with making you win fights odded against you||

[quartz tinsel]

I think that’s actually terrifying.

[radiant cosmos]

meow

miao

maow

🐱

[remote seal]

Meow

Meo

Miao

Mow

[slender terrace]

Aw yeah 7am beef stroganoff

[remote seal]

Fuck yeah 🥹🥹🥹

[slender terrace]

https://youtube.com/shorts/CFJVqY8mD6E?si=DFfjbJp17ILuLgjR

[radiant cosmos]

capt

cat

mea🐱

[remote seal]

:3333

😛

[south kraken]

did you know that Sonic mania has peak soundtrack

[remote seal]

Meow meow more meow Moi

[south kraken]

what

[south kraken]

that's a stupid looking cat

[remote seal]

MEOW MOI MAI MEOW MEOW 😡😡😡😡

[south kraken]

miau

[remote seal]

Who tf is that

I mean

Meow meow meow

[south kraken]

browt

[remote seal]

Who tf is brown

Brown

B r o w t

[south kraken]

turn off autocorrect

[remote seal]

No

[south kraken]

yes

[remote seal]

Meow meow meow

[south kraken]

miau

[remote seal]

Okay but who is browt

Who’s that???

[south kraken]

Pokémon burd

Pokémon dogg

[remote seal]

They look like shitty pokemon starters I can’t 😭😭😭

WAIT

THEY ARE?????

[south kraken]

yes

[remote seal]

generations without spoilers: 0

[south kraken]

they are starters funnily enough

for gen 10

[remote seal]

I didn’t get spoiled on SV so that’s alright

[south kraken]

in SV your character dies of ligma 1 second in

[remote seal]

Omg

[south kraken]

also how haven't you played a 3 year old game

do you not have a switch

[lunar barn]

So peaceful

[pearl flume]

Would you press the button ?

You instantly become an expert on a random subject.

But

Your skills in another random subject becomes severely lacking and novice.

You can press the button as many time as you desire.

[quartz tinsel]

Do I know which skills increase and decrease?

[remote seal]

Yeah if do that

Why not

Actually no dinner with Jay z

[abstract talon]

@sullen portal thanks for the swift response! have a great day

[quartz tinsel]

If I know after I press it, yes, I go from top 30 best writers to top 4.

[rare canyon]

I’m looking for some other content mods besides cryptid and pokermon, anyone got suggestions for fun ones?

[quartz tinsel]

Cokelatro.

[rare canyon]

Thanks! I’ll check it out

[cloud light]

#⚙・modding-general is probably a better spot to ask (you can grab the modding role from id:customize)

[pearl flume]

Yes

[stray topaz]

I hate coding

I had quite a strong run with a lot of blocks

But I ruined it by my stupid blunders

[rare canyon]

Sweet thank you

[pale swallow]

just BARELY got second

[quartz tinsel]

Ragnarök.

[pearl flume]

I like the idea that if you find a domain untouched and is good enough at whatever it is that it becomes a core part of your identity

You could just become a god of that thing.

Imagine one day finding out you're the God of Wax Forging because you really liked making weapons and tools out of wax.

You'd just randomly walk pass The God of Paper Cranes on your way to work

[slender terrace]

i'm extremely scared balatrocord

like i ain't gonna say why, but it's outside motivated (iykyk) but my jimbos are not being jimmied

@torn yacht give me a hug

[torn yacht]

🫂

Hugs to help you through the strugs

[slender terrace]

peak.

[zenith mist]

Are you done yet

[glossy fulcrum]

👀

[foggy wharf]

theres something so wholesome about ps2 games. they had NO idea what they were doing.

[slender terrace]

^ far cry 3 vibes

[foggy wharf]

farcry 3 was not a ps2 game

[slender terrace]

i didn't say it was

i just said that has far cry 3 vibes on the original console

them both looked like mom developed them with dollar store gigabytes anyway

[earnest tusk]

ok where do i put my sheet suggestions now

[sullen portal]

legitimate suggestions for the game go in the suggestions channel in their own threads.

[pale swallow]

Joke suggestions will be discarded and you will be killed

[glossy fulcrum]

sheet suggestions has been here for over a 2 years

may i ask why something wasnt done sooner if it wasnt allowed

[sullen portal]

it was around forever on inertia and you're 100% correct it should have been locked a long time ago

[glossy fulcrum]

but it wasnt

what changed

[slender terrace]

my rage bait for my cat failed

[earnest tusk]

your cat? what was it

[slender terrace]

i was petting her down her back and she went to nip me then i kept doing it egging her to get her anger out by fightin me but then she just turned around and ignored me

[earnest tusk]

rip lol

[gilded ore]

rip

[slender terrace]

indeed.

[brittle talon]

What is this 1984 supposed to be.

[glossy fulcrum]

you might be cooked

[bright nebula]

Why are you not blue anymore

[glossy fulcrum]

good question

ask the mods because i dont know

[radiant cosmos]

she's pink for an amazing reason

[bright nebula]

she’s pink for an amazing reason

[bright nebula]

The peace and serenity I feel with this picture

[radiant cosmos]

meow

[bright nebula]

It might need a little papyrus text to finish the touches

[bright nebula]

Meow

[radiant cosmos]

youre so meowcoded

[quaint solar]

what do yall think of this track i made

[leaden depot]

The Sheet Suggestions never existed

[carmine moss]

Parappa if he was South Asian

Also do I hear Deltarune?

[glossy fulcrum]

the srimp suggestions was a collective hallucination 👀

[earnest tusk]

srimped too hard

[glossy fulcrum]

:penisve:

oops

😔

[bright nebula]

I was matching the vibe

[radiant cosmos]

meow

[bright nebula]

meow

[ruby valve]

The Sheet Suggestions situation is INSANE

[glossy fulcrum]

the balacord situation is crazy

[ruby valve]

localthunk exposed for existing in real life

[restive shoal]

Have a ♠️ day :o)

[ruby valve]

does anyone else refer to spades as "black hearts" in their non-english language or am i weird

or even in english, do other people say this

[inner mortar]

They killed sheet???

Where the hell do I post my bum ass ideas now??

-# Does this count as off-topic actually

[glossy fulcrum]

make threads for them

make the mods reap what they sow

if you dont want a channel for general joke suggestions then people are gonna just mkae whole threads for them

[inner mortar]

💔 #1155557846805643434 is cooked

[leaden depot]

We should move all the Sheet Suggestions here fr

All 50k messages

[hollow eagle]

an idea

we create a thread

in off topic

aka here

it is off topic

The Sheet Suggestions V2

if nothing is wrong with the people

why moderate?

holding us all to a standard of rules none of us want

[sharp viper]

Terraria fact: at the time, a 17 year old teenager from new jersey by the name of Frank had his make a wish fulfilled about his character being added to the game as a vanity set. You can obtain this in 1.4.5+ by throwing a platinum coin into a lake in an oasis (desert lake). He got all this cool merch too in the 3rd picture.

[lucid shell]

Weird ass

[vale cliff]

That’s even worse

[glossy fulcrum]

gonna start calling spades weird asses

[hollow eagle]

same

[vale cliff]

Different

[hollow eagle]

had a gif for this but blocked

[tame juniper]

What are wilds?

[lucid shell]

No like if you call them black hearts you are a weirdass

[lucid shell]

Its basicly a card with all suits

[wheat coral]

w or l build

[pale swallow]

this sounds peak

[glossy fulcrum]

i'd for sure live with my fursona

[vale cliff]

I’d smash my fursona

I mean-

…I don’t have a fursona

[glossy fulcrum]

me neither

i will eventually

and also relatable

[spring cave]

I want to make a fursona

[spring flame]

blueprint

[acoustic axle]

actual music to my ears bro

[minor kettle]

HOLY SHIT

[acoustic axle]

first time getting 1 million on an unseeded run

no tarot pack or celestial pack attempt soon

[earnest jasper]

Now go for your first "e" score 🔥🔥🔥

[acoustic axle]

maybe

prolly gonna get all jokers first

[earnest jasper]

Which deck are you using?

[acoustic axle]

that one was yellow

[earnest jasper]

Try to get the Plasma Deck if you don't already have it, it's goated

[acoustic axle]

I don’t

gonna try red stake for the first time

[earnest jasper]

The Ghost Deck is also good

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

You are a Treant, an avatar of nature that takes on the form of a large tree, you blend right into the forest you're home is in!

But as of late, it seems the clothworn bipedal apes have discovered your woods and decided it would be lovely to tear their way through...

They stay over night and leave burn marks on the ground aswell as paper, plastic and tin containers everywhere, they carve paths through your home to get to their destination, trampling small roots and insects!

As per the law of your kind, you're forbidden from being made known to the humans but you simply MUST do something, just what ?

[earnest jasper]

You have to try it, literally can carry all the game 🙏

[acoustic axle]

I have that one

I already got a win on it

[wheat coral]

Bodyslam

[earnest jasper]

That Deck can make you win all stakes

[acoustic axle]

I’ll try it after the run I’m doing rn

[earnest jasper]

I recommend making it your main deck

[earnest jasper]

Good luck bro

[acoustic axle]

this is what I’m currently looking at rn

[earnest jasper]

Try to get a Ballot

[pearl flume]

what happens if you just have a singular negative...whatever it's name is at the end

also why didn't you post this in server chat ?

[acoustic axle]

sorry about that

I lowk got murked

crimson heart took out throwback first

I really wonder what I’m gonna pick

[vocal geyser]

Bro delete this you'll get permabanned for politics

[acoustic axle]

really wonder

[dusky hamlet]

I believe that's just a rant about the realities of life, not politics...

I do get your point though.

[vocal geyser]

If a joke about israel is political enough to get someone permabanned this probably is too

[dusky hamlet]

Perhaps, though I think the generality of it makes it more ok.

[hazy siren]

guhhhh i had too mucg waterrrrr

israel jokes feel too common to be permabannable

[vocal geyser]

Tell that to the person who got banned, oh wait you can't because they aren't here anymore

I agree with you but it literally happened

[glossy fulcrum]

err politics against the rules

here in murica?

???

[foggy wharf]

ok you're just 14 I get it

[glossy fulcrum]

what

im 18

why does your hypothetical matter

i was saying politics is against the rules because thats just a rule of the server

im all for discussing politics this just isnt the place for it

im not telling you to stop talking about politics

im telling you that it isnt allowed in this server

its in the rules that you agreed to when you joine

d

[foggy wharf]

are you trying to become a mod or smth?

[glossy fulcrum]

no brah

if anything im telling you so mods dont get involved

people have been banned for less

[dim marsh]

yall js having exestential thoughts atp

[glossy fulcrum]

sometimes ig

[dim marsh]

or atleast trash is lol

[glossy fulcrum]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[vocal geyser]

Assuming they're just trying to help you not get banned

[foggy wharf]

making a stink about it is how you get people banned

[vocal geyser]

Because someone got instantly permabanned for 1 joke so uh

[glossy fulcrum]

doing it at all is how you get banned

[vocal geyser]

And nobody commented on it

[glossy fulcrum]

so dont

i aint even trying to make this an issue im just saying

[foggy wharf]

you literally did

you saw a non-issue and made it an issue

[glossy fulcrum]

okay gang

[dim marsh]

ur escalating for no reason lol

[foggy wharf]

????

ok whatever

[glossy fulcrum]

i dont understand what you mean

[foggy wharf]

if i gett banned ya'll were right

[glossy fulcrum]

i told you somethings against the rules

[foggy wharf]

but im done arguing

[glossy fulcrum]

thats not escalating that is informing

[dim marsh]

not u lol

[glossy fulcrum]

youre the one who took it the wrong way

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[hazy siren]

ughhhhh

[glossy fulcrum]

damn is it really that big of an issue to follow rules these days

[hazy siren]

i ate too much food

and shoved a cookie into my mouth

[glossy fulcrum]

guess i cant really be one to speak i was banned a few days ago

[dim marsh]

ppl dont like rules anymore lmao

[hazy siren]

how dare you disobay the balatro rules

this is outrageous

also

[glossy fulcrum]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

whateber

[hazy siren]

my cookies turned out really yummy

[glossy fulcrum]

shes not talking about politics anymore so i guess i did well

what kinda cookies

[hazy siren]

chocolate chio

chip

ive never made cookies before

[vocal geyser]

I would say something but i like being here

[dim marsh]

idk is global conflict considered polirical inherentley

[glossy fulcrum]

dm me ? or something

[vocal geyser]

And would prefer to not get banned

[hazy siren]

dms

[vocal geyser]

I'll go to srimp cord

[glossy fulcrum]

could be

[dim marsh]

lol

[hazy siren]

they cant do shit if they send it in dms

unless if its giga bad and they report

[ionic skiff]

I’m slowly starting to suck at Ultrakill
I blame Fraud
Every time a frame drops my mouse starts acting sluggish

[glossy fulcrum]

js get good

my pc lagged like shit in fraud and i still cleared it

[ionic skiff]

Also I’m being attacked from all sides and I fear that I might hurt myself

I’m still on 8-3 and I can’t get past that piece of shit power

[glossy fulcrum]

bit of advice you can change your graphics settings

[glossy fulcrum]

which one

[ionic skiff]

And before you ask yes I did that and my frames kept dropping

[ionic skiff]

Power

The enemy

[glossy fulcrum]

which power theres like 5 of them throughout the level

[ionic skiff]

The first one and the second and third ones after

[glossy fulcrum]

oh

[ionic skiff]

It comes after I’ve beaten a lot of enemies

[glossy fulcrum]

did you notice that when two are present they take turns attacling?

i didnt

[ionic skiff]

Yes yes and yes

[glossy fulcrum]

but its helpful to know

well flick

meow meow meow

[ionic skiff]

My brain must be fried and overstimulated

From this layer

[glossy fulcrum]

if you parry them they will eat shit and die basically

[ionic skiff]

To actually react

[ionic skiff]

Tried that

It’s hard to concentrate with the other power in your way

Something is not right with me

[glossy fulcrum]

okay uh

i dunno

just get good i guess 😭

[ionic skiff]

https://youtu.be/Xf2SoZhXkC4

Fun fact: my parents met Parker Games’ mom at the airport

[glossy fulcrum]

who

[ionic skiff]

We were then mailed a parker games poster that is now in my room since then

Watch the video

[glossy fulcrum]

no

[ionic skiff]

Parker Games
He was on Parker Plays which was on Disney XD

[glossy fulcrum]

mustve missed it

never heard of that how

show

[acoustic axle]

blueprint first shop

fire

[stray topaz]

This is off topic

[acoustic axle]

yo bro

image perms are OFF for me in server chat

and discussion is for well

discussion

[stray topaz]

Did they ban image upload in game discussion?

[acoustic axle]

no

but I’d assume game discussion is for game discussing and not random stuff like showing off a win

[stray topaz]

They do

[devout iron]

should i suggest more #1155557846805643434 tags

[dim marsh]

sure

[devout iron]

ok

i'm just kinda scared to go in suggestions at all at this point

[dim marsh]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[uncut timber]

Heyyy I met him at a meet and greet at some convention a long time ago! Can’t remember it all too well but I do have the photos of younger me with him lol

[glossy fulcrum]

is this ai

[vale cliff]

You have so much aura

[glossy fulcrum]

.<

tyty

the image i said that to was deleted

[burnt dew]

By mods for some reason

[glossy fulcrum]

ai sucks

[burnt dew]

Not a rule so .,.

[glossy fulcrum]

okay

[burnt dew]

Weird timeout

[violet lichen]

Honestly

[mighty arrow]

Ye

[ripe basalt]

Basically

[glossy fulcrum]

i dunno q=what to tell ya

im not a mod

meoaw

[burnt dew]

Ye, who knows

He did leave after I think, unfortunate

[glossy fulcrum]

unfortunate how

[burnt dew]

[glossy fulcrum]

were they like an active memeber sob

[burnt dew]

Idk

[glossy fulcrum]

i dont thinks o

[burnt dew]

500 messenges, idk if that's active .,.

[glossy fulcrum]

i have like 200X that

so not really ?

:p

[burnt dew]

It says they were only here for like a week or two so maybe that is why

[fiery meadow]

Why is the sun hot?

[inner mortar]

Lots of energy

[hollow eagle]

heat

[crystal gull]

who

[vale cliff]

You

[swift wadi]

Guys I just found a peak music vid

[foggy wharf]

i would get the roguelike if it simple wasnt more than 10$

a single game mode should not cost as much as ultrakill or silksong

[swift wadi]

yeah..

[glossy fulcrum]

i unno

[foggy wharf]

like idk, there's not a big differencec between 9$ and 13$, but im not spending 13$

[glossy fulcrum]

better than 80 dollar triple a games

[foggy wharf]

ya, im probly never gonna buy another AAA game

indie games are just better in every way. more ethical too, i'd rather give my money to a dedicated team rather than a souless corp

[glossy fulcrum]

nuth truke

but yeah nk has been a little greedy

youre gonna flip when you see how much double cash costs

its like the same as the game itself iirc

[storm condor]

simply dishonourable to kiwis

[glossy fulcrum]

true bomb

[storm condor]

i'm disappointed in nk 😔

[glossy fulcrum]

i remember btd6 being like 6 or 7 dollars on release

[storm condor]

I lowkey pirated btd6 iirc

lemme check rq

[foggy wharf]

they should focus on monetizing battles if they want money

or atleast make the roguelike mode affordable

[storm condor]

oh damn nvm, i actually bought it

[glossy fulcrum]

i have the rogue legends dlc

it is

fine

quite unbalanced though

i think

once you get a run going you basically win

last i played the final boss didnt even move past the entrance

thats how fast it died

[foggy wharf]

idk why it feels like every massive corporation is constantly desperate for money. like are yall really that broke?

[glossy fulcrum]

i dunno tbh

its so weird

the rich just like getting richer

may be tied to why people like idle games

number go up

[foggy wharf]

i think that they believe if they become rich enough they win the game and become god

[storm condor]

literally numberslop 💔

[glossy fulcrum]

true

[foggy wharf]

this guys kinda cool, he can solo easy

[glossy fulcrum]

not just easy

[foggy wharf]

i bet with more micro he could solo some hard levels too

[glossy fulcrum]

on release at least he was able to achieve a 2tc with just him and base dart monkey

i think hes been nerfed since then

[foggy wharf]

my current build lmao

[glossy fulcrum]

how s the village on top of the crystal

[foggy wharf]

it's not, just squished up against it

[glossy fulcrum]

wuuh

[foggy wharf]

i cant click the top of the village tho, it does count as crystal

[glossy fulcrum]

no way the crystal's footprint is that scuffed

[foggy wharf]

it is

[glossy fulcrum]

qwq

[foggy wharf]

ooh i also like those mermonkeys

[glossy fulcrum]

mermonky is cool

[foggy wharf]

you can CRAM them into a puddle

like 6 of them

[glossy fulcrum]

echosense network makes them like nearly global range

[foggy wharf]

yeh

its a shame it caps at 10, but its more than enough

[glossy fulcrum]

mhm

[foggy wharf]

they make the desperado monkey look like dogwater

plus theyre so cheap

the way they can be placed on land and water lets you place them at the very edges of puddles making them very space efficient unlike other water monkeys

[glossy fulcrum]

i like th emiddle path tje most :3

[glossy fulcrum]

the tier 5s are pretty good probablu

[foggy wharf]

they are, but only when you position them well. Maximizing overlapping ranges without putting the monkeys in their range can be finnicky

the mermonkeys have good moab control tho, you can trap them in a loop

[glossy fulcrum]

yeas

bottom path is awesome

all the paths are waeoms

wow

awesome

[foggy wharf]

is this what you meant?

this is so gross, you trivialize the game for 25$

[glossy fulcrum]

uaj

yeah

[foggy wharf]

literally p2w, more than powers ever were

[glossy fulcrum]

25 dollars is insane what the flick

thats like a whole ultrakill

for make the game easier mode

[foggy wharf]

i would never feel accomplished if i got a black border with that

[glossy fulcrum]

i dunno if it applies to chimps

[foggy wharf]

wait tru

[glossy fulcrum]

id assume not but i unnu

[foggy wharf]

no powers

it's probably a power

[storm condor]

that's like, 6 triple cheeseburgers

[glossy fulcrum]

yummy

[storm condor]

mmmmm

cheeseburger 🤤

[foggy wharf]

or 1/20th my rent

[glossy fulcrum]

or 5 copies of your only move is hustle

[foggy wharf]

also i think the state of fast food, that's closer to 3 burgers, or 2 of the famous 12$ "Big Arch" that the ceo guy couldn't stomach

[glossy fulcrum]

fuvk is a big arch

[storm condor]

yeah what is that

[foggy wharf]

mcdonalds new "product"

the tiktok of the ceo guy barely nibbling the burger was supposed to be an ad for the big arch

a new luxury patty and bun product

[bold pumice]

This delicious product my fellow humans

[foggy wharf]

supposed to be "High quality" compared to the rest of mcdonalds product slop

[bold pumice]

I'm literally quoting what he said

[glossy fulcrum]

sounds like a load of bullshit

[storm condor]

it's a burger, how can that shit be high quality

especially from mcdonalds

[foggy wharf]

arby's ceo made a tiktok dogging on the mcdonalds ceo, but they're all soulless corporate goons

[short oar]

I love this product! 💩

[glossy fulcrum]

if im going to mcdonalds its GONNA be slop

[bold pumice]

Made with extra sloppier slop than usual

[foggy wharf]

i wish i could go back in time when mcdonalds was good and only had 1 location

[glossy fulcrum]

which is why i dont go there

i dont like mcdonalds

[glossy fulcrum]

i wasnt arounf back then

[foggy wharf]

i havent had mcdonalds in like, 4 years?

[foggy wharf]

neither was i this was like the 50s

[glossy fulcrum]

i havent in at least a yea

r

[bold pumice]

I've never eaten McDonald's in my entire life

[foggy wharf]

thats impressive

[glossy fulcrum]

literally like every other fast food but burger king is better

[foggy wharf]

it's like not drinking coke in your life

[storm condor]

who even likes burger king

[foggy wharf]

the moment a fast food joint becomes international it becomes trash

[glossy fulcrum]

i unno

[bold pumice]

I like their ice cream

[edgy trail]

what

[foggy wharf]

eat at your nations signature fast food place

[glossy fulcrum]

i just eat at a dining hall

college student slop

[foggy wharf]

tim hortons was better before they opened up in america

[bold pumice]

Everything else is trash there tho

[storm condor]

the closest thing where i live has to that, is Anderson pies

[glossy fulcrum]

americas the problem clearly

[bold pumice]

I just eat food from local shops no franchise

[storm condor]

Mince and cheese pies, they're fucking delicious

[foggy wharf]

thats ideal

[glossy fulcrum]

we'll eat up whatever fast food you put i our face

[bold pumice]

The land of freedom and bad cholesterol

[foggy wharf]

i also havent had a meat pie in like 4 years

[glossy fulcrum]

truth truke

[storm condor]

oh and random fish and chip shops

[storm condor]

if you ever come to nz, get an anderson pie

[foggy wharf]

vegetarian c:

[storm condor]

genuinely amazing

ahhhh, that's fair

[foggy wharf]

thats why i havent had a meat pie in forever, i do love them

and meatloaf

literally a 50s housewife

maybe thats why i want to try vintage mcdonalds

[glossy fulcrum]

i dont think ive ever had meat loaf or pie

[storm condor]

old soul type shi

[foggy wharf]

they're famously bad, always made fun of in cartoons and stuff, but they're genuinely so good

"famously bad" is unfair, cause they're good foods

[glossy fulcrum]

i unno

[hollow eagle]

what even is a meat pie

[glossy fulcrum]

ive never heard anything bad or good about either

a pie of meat

[foggy wharf]

a pie filled with meat

[short oar]

Kinda gross when you think of what meatloaf is

[foggy wharf]

???

why

[short oar]

Yeah in the shape of a brick

[foggy wharf]

bro a fuckin

[short oar]

It's a giant block of meat

[foggy wharf]

shepherds pie is a brick

also good

ham

is a cylinder of meat

sausage

[glossy fulcrum]

i can guarantee its less gross than hot dogs

[short oar]

Hot dogs are foul

[foggy wharf]

if you focus on the shape of food it always becomes gross

[short oar]

This is true

[glossy fulcrum]

well hot dogs are shaped like penis so jummers

[hollow eagle]

good hot dogs are ones where you know whats in them

🥀

[short oar]

Microplastics 😋

[foggy wharf]

"meat"

[glossy fulcrum]

i heart microplastics

[short oar]

Microplastics my beloved

[hollow eagle]

mystery meat is like playing balatro

[glossy fulcrum]

i think american """cheeese""" is gross

[lucid shell]

Is it cus you wanna be healthy or do you "portect" animals?

[glossy fulcrum]

ramdom isj

[foggy wharf]

i should learn to make a vegan meatloaf

[hollow eagle]

you either get enjoyment, and dont die
or your get enjoyment and die

[glossy fulcrum]

does it matter tbh

let people live

[lucid shell]

Just asking

[short oar]

What is it just plant based protein?

[lucid shell]

Not smth personal

[glossy fulcrum]

👀

[foggy wharf]

idk what "portect" means, but im doing ot for ethical reasons yes

[hollow eagle]

i dont even think us americnas like it

[glossy fulcrum]

tjat looks god

good

[glossy fulcrum]

some do

[lucid shell]

Ok

[glossy fulcrum]

cuz its like

good enough

[lucid shell]

Good for you

[glossy fulcrum]

??

but its not

id rather have like no cheese

[hollow eagle]

its horrible

i can only ever eat it if its on a burger

[lucid shell]

Cheese is great. Not american cheese

[hollow eagle]

but id just have sliced cheese

[foggy wharf]

seitan is a really good option, jackfruit also resembles pork, but usually "modified" soy (to simulate meat texture and give protein). But Beyond and Impossible and Yves all have their own contemporary "meats"

[glossy fulcrum]

i can only eat it if i cant taste it and i dont know its there

[storm condor]

i like eating bites out of the big blocks of cheese

[hollow eagle]

ewww

doesnt that spread bacteria

[storm condor]

yeah ik it's weird

[glossy fulcrum]

not gonna lie im not a big fan of cheese or straigjt milk

bc bottom

[foggy wharf]

so long as you're not sharing the bricks you can do whatver you want

[hollow eagle]

oh yeah this looks fire

[foggy wharf]

lmao

[glossy fulcrum]

looks pretty good idk

[hollow eagle]

would eat

[short oar]

Jackfruit tastes very fruity like mango interesting to see how that would taste

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[short oar]

I like jackfruit a lot but can never find it

[storm condor]

image this with mince in it

i couldn't find an image with mince in it

[foggy wharf]

victorian london had a rampant case of human remains, rat meat, and other foul things being concealed in meat pies because the pastry, spices, and other what nots would disguise the disgusting flavour

[lucid shell]

Cheese is the greatest milk product

[glossy fulcrum]

insane

[lucid shell]

Other than milk itself

[glossy fulcrum]

cheese > milk

[foggy wharf]

im fond of eggs

[hollow eagle]

i mean what other milk products are there

[short oar]

Um what

[glossy fulcrum]

if i am eating dairy it shall be cheese

[storm condor]

cream

[hollow eagle]

theres yogurt

[lucid shell]

Tf is find of eggs

[hollow eagle]

but that about it

[glossy fulcrum]

or maybe cream orsomething

[lucid shell]

YOGURT

MY BELOVED

[glossy fulcrum]

eggs are good

[foggy wharf]

yogurt, kefiya, so on

[storm condor]

yo

[glossy fulcrum]

gurt

[short oar]

Cheese curds

[foggy wharf]

the british invented "chunky yogourt", that is probably... its own thing

[hollow eagle]

im revoking yalls dairy access by starting ww3

[storm condor]

god i hate that shit

[foggy wharf]

ive been craving a poutine SO bad

maybe im pregnant?

[storm condor]

i also don't like pulpy juices

[glossy fulcrum]

chunky how

[short oar]

I moved to the midwest and never had cheese curds

[glossy fulcrum]

like chunky as in curds or chunky as in has foods in it

[foggy wharf]

sour

[glossy fulcrum]

yuck

[hollow eagle]

cheese curds r goated

[short oar]

They fr are

[glossy fulcrum]

johnestly never been a fan

wow the guy who doesnt like cheese much doesnt like cheese curds

[hollow eagle]

thats really sirprising

[short oar]

Deep fried cheese curds are probably one of the most american things to eat but tbey're so good

[hollow eagle]

surprising

[lucid shell]

I bet its very human made. Iykwim

[foggy wharf]

"Sweet curdled milk", type of shit was invented during a famine and british people have stockholm syndrome and can't move past it

[short oar]

Looks like oatmeal