🃏・off-topic

[glossy fulcrum]

clubbing it

[worldly temple]

two pair? ew

[glossy fulcrum]

samezies

[zenith sparrow]

Clubbing it, and by it, well

My deck

[glossy fulcrum]

but i evolved to a pair sucker

uhh

player

[worldly temple]

we all do

oh player

yeah same

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[hazy siren]

i play strong hands

[icy obsidian]

I evolved into a high card player

[glossy fulcrum]

pair is a strong hanf

[hazy siren]

straights ff fh

[zenith sparrow]

Lovely, isn't it?

[icy obsidian]

Baron Mime yuri is goated

[zenith sparrow]

Oh my

[worldly temple]

i hate baron

[zenith sparrow]

Steel kings

Baron + steel kings

[glossy fulcrum]

it is YAOI!!!! 😡

[zenith sparrow]

It's just hot

[worldly temple]

what’s photochad?

how do u know what gender is chad

[icy obsidian]

Not if you use the big naturals mod

[glossy fulcrum]

dagger egg sadistic yuri

[icy obsidian]

Iykyk

[glossy fulcrum]

sorry

[glossy fulcrum]

crunge

[worldly temple]

Wat

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[worldly temple]

makes sense

[zenith sparrow]

I do like me some big naturals

[worldly temple]

ngl

but wat

[worldly temple]

this was so out of context lmao

[zenith sparrow]

Not really, scroll up a little bit

I'm still learning how to use half of discord

[zenith sparrow]

Bazongo

[storm condor]

The what mod

[worldly temple]

just imagine it

[icy obsidian]

Look it up

[worldly temple]

wtv you imagine

[worldly temple]

it’s surely that

[zenith sparrow]

Thigh-high mod when

Soon

[glossy fulcrum]

what would it even do

[icy obsidian]

Are balala players gooners?

[glossy fulcrum]

just wear thigh highs irl?? duh

[storm condor]

Oh it's not that bad

[glossy fulcrum]

projection

[zenith sparrow]

Hell if I know

[zenith sparrow]

Protection

[neat cypress]

We’re all trans women

The three of us who arent are gay

[zenith sparrow]

Women are hot

Men are hot

[icy obsidian]

I’m pan and cis lmao

[glossy fulcrum]

objectifying!!!!

men are hot yeah

[zenith sparrow]

Everyone 21+ is super hot

[neat cypress]

Yeah you fall under second category “erm pan and gay are different” shhhhh

[crimson adder]

Apparently people dont normally stick their faces straight into cereal bowls and idk whats wrong with me

[glossy fulcrum]

not trump

[icy obsidian]

XD

[neat cypress]

Everyone 40+ is super hot (i use celdius)

[zenith sparrow]

Not what the documents say

[glossy fulcrum]

im pan but actually its easier to say im gay so i go with that

[zenith sparrow]

METRIC

[glossy fulcrum]

???

[neat cypress]

Woah

[zenith sparrow]

BLEH

[neat cypress]

👀

[glossy fulcrum]

metric is objectively better

i say as an american

[zenith sparrow]

"Bubba" the horse

[glossy fulcrum]

pan is an umbrella or osmething

[neat cypress]

I think we should merge them

[icy obsidian]

She’s Aussie

[glossy fulcrum]

i doubt id ever date a woman

[icy obsidian]

Wtf did you expect

[zenith sparrow]

Oh, Aussies get a pass

[neat cypress]

Auntie?

[zenith sparrow]

Autocorrect

But that works too

[neat cypress]

Oh ok i thought you like got my sister pregnant or something i was scared

[storm condor]

Do kiwis get a pass

[glossy fulcrum]

feet

[zenith sparrow]

Pushing it

[worldly temple]

huh

[glossy fulcrum]

wdym huh

i didnt say anything

[storm condor]

Must've been the wind

[icy obsidian]

Boobs

[neat cypress]

Well i mean

It only MIGHT be a country so

[neat cypress]

Ts was NOT me vro

[runic cedar]

My eardrum exploded

[worldly temple]

everything

[neat cypress]

Misogynistic

[worldly temple]

not again

[glossy fulcrum]

jeah

[zenith sparrow]

bad to the bone riff

[glossy fulcrum]

i am Gay because i am super mega Incel

[icy obsidian]

Probably because you can’t pull a woman in the first place

[worldly temple]

woahh

[icy obsidian]

Unlike me

[worldly temple]

lol

[mellow raven]

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[glossy fulcrum]

how would i know

ive never tried

because im not into women

although

[zenith sparrow]

👀

[glossy fulcrum]

i do remember one time some random girl asked me to sign her yearbook it was weird

and another time i got a pickup line

( ignored )

[worldly temple]

opened your profile and it is me who started vomiting gawd damn

hope u ok)

[zenith sparrow]

Math

[icy obsidian]

Balatro is literally math

[glossy fulcrum]

nah

i never do math when playing balatro

genuine

[zenith sparrow]

Meth

[worldly temple]

oh fuck not yours i opened the profile of the person u tagged

[neat cypress]

Wrong it’s trans women kissing eachother

[icy obsidian]

Ik someone that might do meth

[zenith sparrow]

Nice

[icy obsidian]

Lmao

[zenith sparrow]

My entire state does it

[worldly temple]

damn

[mellow raven]

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[zenith sparrow]

The numbers, mason

[worldly temple]

just look at the profile of the person u tagged

wasn’t urs

i’m just dumb

[zenith sparrow]

yeh

[mellow raven]

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[zenith sparrow]

what

[neat cypress]

Sussy

[icy obsidian]

Did she vent?

[mellow raven]

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[icy obsidian]

Is she an imposter

[zenith sparrow]

Nah, engineer

Evil colonel sanders:

Alabama Boiled Turkey

[icy obsidian]

Holy fuck @neat cypress you have been playing silk song for 100 hours straight?

[glossy fulcrum]

meow

[zenith sparrow]

Say it with authority

[glossy fulcrum]

no

[icy obsidian]

headpats

[worldly temple]

kicks

mb

[glossy fulcrum]

ah~

mb

[icy obsidian]

Curb stomps

[glossy fulcrum]

-w-

mrr

[worldly temple]

what

[zenith sparrow]

Stomp clap hey

[worldly temple]

fuck that escalated

[neat cypress]

Meow

[icy obsidian]

No kicking cats

[glossy fulcrum]

its ok i like it

[icy obsidian]

pets u

[worldly temple]

oh

[neat cypress]

Mleh :Þ

[glossy fulcrum]

:b

[zenith sparrow]

[neat cypress]

d:

q:

[worldly temple]

yall are so portuguese

[icy obsidian]

more headpats

[zenith sparrow]

gas mask noises

[glossy fulcrum]

f slur noises

[zenith sparrow]

concern

[glossy fulcrum]

markiplier when he comes across a group of portuguese peope

[glossy fulcrum]

whats concerning :3

[worldly temple]

peope

[zenith sparrow]

Isn't he married???

[neat cypress]

Yeah?

So?

[glossy fulcrum]

uhhh

[worldly temple]

so? lol

[neat cypress]

He is

[glossy fulcrum]

whats tjat gotta do wit hwhat i said

[neat cypress]

His wife worked on iron lung

[worldly temple]

lmao

[icy obsidian]

Here we are old fashioned and use the p slur

[zenith sparrow]

So why would he do that across a group

[glossy fulcrum]

do u gotta be single to point ount someone's nationality

[glossy fulcrum]

pissant?

[icy obsidian]

No p*ofter

[worldly temple]

duh

[neat cypress]

Married people cant look at portuguese people

[glossy fulcrum]

idk what that is

[zenith sparrow]

They can't come across other people

That's rude

[neat cypress]

True

[zenith sparrow]

Smh

[neat cypress]

Ladies, if your man doesnt rip out his eyeballs when he marries you, ditch his unloyal ass

[icy obsidian]

It’s fg before fg was bad

[zenith sparrow]

F(g)

[glossy fulcrum]

ok

[zenith sparrow]

Function of G

[icy obsidian]

Fuck discord

[worldly temple]

tf is fg

[zenith sparrow]

I tried and got sued

[worldly temple]

what was that

[zenith sparrow]

Ah, the wind

[glossy fulcrum]

simple math

[icy obsidian]

Put an a between the f and g

[worldly temple]

i don’t understand shit

[worldly temple]

ah

[zenith sparrow]

Premarital handholding

[icy obsidian]

My woman doesn’t need me to do that

[neat cypress]

Break up with her she deserves better

[worldly temple]

She gon do it herself?

[neat cypress]

Date me instead i really dont care i am very desperate

[zenith sparrow]

Suck the eyes out that man

[worldly temple]

damn

[zenith sparrow]

Damn

[glossy fulcrum]

weird kink but ok

[zenith sparrow]

Didn't see that coming, huh

[worldly temple]

Respectable

[icy obsidian]

If she leaves me then you’re next in line

[neat cypress]

Yippee

[worldly temple]

there’s people that likes feet’s out there

not yall right?

[neat cypress]

So?

[worldly temple]

right?

[neat cypress]

Dont kinkshame

[icy obsidian]

Not me

[zenith sparrow]

Nah m8

[neat cypress]

Literally who cares if it doesnt hurt anyone

[glossy fulcrum]

15 years old btw

[worldly temple]

it’s a JOKE

[mellow raven]

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[neat cypress]

Shhut up 😡

[mellow raven]

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[glossy fulcrum]

nno

[worldly temple]

how

[worldly temple]

yye

[zenith sparrow]

Topic change

[icy obsidian]

Actually good point

[neat cypress]

I was born in 1- 🦕🦖☄️☄️
I was born in 200- 🦣 🦣
I was born in 201- 🦍🐒🦧

[glossy fulcrum]

i would never

like feet

[mellow raven]

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[glossy fulcrum]

thats

weird

hahaha

[neat cypress]

Miku

[icy obsidian]

I’ll wait until she’s 16

[neat cypress]

Where i live 16 is age of consent

[mellow raven]

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[neat cypress]

I can even get married at 16!

[icy obsidian]

Same

[glossy fulcrum]

damn thats pretty old

[zenith sparrow]

Grunge, metal, soul, funk, the list goes on

[raw flower]

Hello

[mellow raven]

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[icy obsidian]

Wait wtf?

[zenith sparrow]

JMSN is my recent discovery

[neat cypress]

Yeah with parental consent

[glossy fulcrum]

im so funny right

[neat cypress]

Oh yeah we’re like next door neighbours or something

[icy obsidian]

We’re in the same country at least

[mellow raven]

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[worldly temple]

chat what do we think about an age gap of 2 years, like 15-17 for example

[mellow raven]

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[neat cypress]

I am actually pretty curious if we do live close but im not gonna dox myself

[neat cypress]

15 and 17 is kinda iffy

[icy obsidian]

You can always dm

[neat cypress]

I’ll give my exact street

[zenith sparrow]

I'm going to #🎙・server-chat for a while

[worldly temple]

tf is iffy

[icy obsidian]

15/17 is iffy but 16/18 is actually acceptable

[worldly temple]

never heard that word tf

[glossy fulcrum]

16/18 mentioned

risk of rain 2

[neat cypress]

Nothing inherently wrong but still questionable

[glossy fulcrum]

oh

im at 17/18

nvm

[worldly temple]

fair

[neat cypress]

Idk i think 16-18 is still kinda scary

[glossy fulcrum]

preordering

[icy obsidian]

Morally speaking it’s kinda scary but legally it’s fine

[glossy fulcrum]

and laws are all that matter :D

[worldly temple]

i think it truly depends on the person and on how they meet

[neat cypress]

Yeah

[glossy fulcrum]

'

[neat cypress]

Like where age of consent is 12 in some places

[glossy fulcrum]

despair

[icy obsidian]

That’s fucked up

[worldly temple]

like it’s not even hard to find 15 year olds more mature than 17 lmao

[glossy fulcrum]

well emr acrually 12 is erm the

[worldly temple]

true

[glossy fulcrum]

idk what im sauom

[icy obsidian]

It should be 15 at ABSOLUTE MINIMUM

[glossy fulcrum]

i was more mature at 15 than i was at 17 lowkirkenuinely

[icy obsidian]

16 to be safe

[worldly temple]

that’s too much imo

[worldly temple]

same.

[glossy fulcrum]

too much??!~?!?!?!

[neat cypress]

I was more mature at 11

[glossy fulcrum]

yungling

[worldly temple]

as too much age gap

[glossy fulcrum]

i skipped 11

[neat cypress]

Once i turned 12 i discovered sex jokes

Everything went downhill

[radiant cosmos]

18 is the bare minumum, anything less than that is weird

[glossy fulcrum]

i was never 11 years old

idk how

i just wasnt

[neat cypress]

Its 16 in most of the world

[glossy fulcrum]

i'd agree but probably cuz thats what ive known my whole life

murica

[neat cypress]

I have no idea why everyone assumes 18

[worldly temple]

what if they meet at 16-17?

[neat cypress]

30 of the states in america have the age of consent being 16

[glossy fulcrum]

ok

well

[radiant cosmos]

doesnt mean its right

[glossy fulcrum]

i never knew

[neat cypress]

No i dont think its right

[radiant cosmos]

you can wait and be patient

[glossy fulcrum]

meowmeowmeowmeowmoeowmeowmeomoemwoemwoemwoemowmeowmeomw

[icy obsidian]

And that’s not accounting for Romeo and Juliet laws

[worldly temple]

hell naw

[icy obsidian]

Pets you

[glossy fulcrum]

im romeoing it

w<

[worldly temple]

if i love someone im not going to give a fuck just because of a year

doesn’t make sense

[glossy fulcrum]

i get what youre saying but this sounds terrible

[raw flower]

Why is everyone talking about ages

[radiant cosmos]

why do you want 16 year olds to have intercourse so bad, also sex is not the only thing that can show love

[neat cypress]

Ok you need to specify one year

[worldly temple]

yes LMAO

[neat cypress]

Not what we’re saying 😭

[worldly temple]

like 1 year

[glossy fulcrum]

okay 👍

[radiant cosmos]

ok i just woke up

[glossy fulcrum]

sex is COOL

[worldly temple]

tru

[glossy fulcrum]

says the mega virgin

[icy obsidian]

It’s a minimum age not the actual age you start

[glossy fulcrum]

frown

[neat cypress]

Well no age of consent means people above that wge

I think in australia legally the minimum age is 12, it just has to be with other 12 year olds

[radiant cosmos]

well the minimum shouldnt be 16 imo

[worldly temple]

Age of consent should be used for those cases when the parents of the underage person knows the partner normally if they’ve known eachother for a while

[neat cypress]

Im not gonna ask my parents “mum can i have sex with my girlfriend”

[worldly temple]

I lowk would

[neat cypress]

D:

[icy obsidian]

Me neither. I’d just do it

[glossy fulcrum]

penis

[icy obsidian]

With her consent ofc

[glossy fulcrum]

weird

[worldly temple]

lmao

[icy obsidian]

Vagina

[glossy fulcrum]

i cant imagnie calling my mom before sex and being like yoo can i bottom

[icy obsidian]

I saw what you deleted @neat cypress

[worldly temple]

a friend of mine has and her mother gave her the keys to the basement and some condoms

not even joking lol

[glossy fulcrum]

and then after calling her saying

[worldly temple]

not for that reason

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah my moms chill with it

[worldly temple]

but close nough

[glossy fulcrum]

or no mom said i need to do my essay first

[icy obsidian]

Lmao (I’m out of school now so no essays for me)

[glossy fulcrum]

im in college

doing

not amazin

uwuwuwuuiwuwuuuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuw

[neat cypress]

“Hey dad im planning on having my ass pounded by my girlfriend (i’ve known her for three years you’ve never met her i dont like you knowing my private life) do i have your permission?”

[glossy fulcrum]

boyfriend

smh

[neat cypress]

I said what i said

[glossy fulcrum]

.>

[icy obsidian]

You gonna pound @glossy fulcrum

[neat cypress]

No

I be pounded by skinkina

[glossy fulcrum]

i would literally never

[manic osprey]

🐈

[glossy fulcrum]

maow

[manic osprey]

Meow

[neat cypress]

Haiii

[icy obsidian]

Which hole

[glossy fulcrum]

none

bitch

[worldly temple]

kicks and curb stomps

[icy obsidian]

pets u

[manic osprey]

🐱

[neat cypress]

Urethra

[icy obsidian]

Wtf is wrong with you

[manic osprey]

Cat emoji jumpscare yay

Mrrow

[worldly temple]

hey don’t blame me they enjoy it

[glossy fulcrum]

👀

[icy obsidian]

Isn’t that what you have?

[worldly temple]

not my fault

[manic osprey]

????

I dont

[neat cypress]

Por que

[glossy fulcrum]

this mf confusing me and ashy

[manic osprey]

dies cutely

[glossy fulcrum]

balatro players truly cannot read

[worldly temple]

wrong reply lmao

[neat cypress]

Woah so dute

[icy obsidian]

English please?

[worldly temple]

duh

[neat cypress]

What?

[glossy fulcrum]

actually por que means why

[neat cypress]

Oh

Fr?

[worldly temple]

ye

[neat cypress]

Damn

Idk i dont speak fictional languages

[icy obsidian]

Lmfao

[worldly temple]

hey i’m not fictional

[icy obsidian]

I only speak English and 3C

[glossy fulcrum]

yes you are

[manic osprey]

I only speak balatrish

[glossy fulcrum]

gay person in my computer

[manic osprey]

[worldly temple]

nah i’m not

[neat cypress]

You’re the gay boy in my ipad

[glossy fulcrum]

my native language is feline

[manic osprey]

Thats me

[glossy fulcrum]

yes

[worldly temple]

u the gay in my phone

[neat cypress]

No it’s me 😡

[glossy fulcrum]

yay

[manic osprey]

🐎

[raw flower]

So Like X1.5 mult language?

[neat cypress]

I dont think i’ve seen ashy before they seem very cool tho

[icy obsidian]

iPad kid?

[neat cypress]

I have a phone

[glossy fulcrum]

catgirl

mewo

[manic osprey]

Gay people give X1.5 mult

[glossy fulcrum]

yes we do

[manic osprey]

Mrrp

[neat cypress]

Phone is for when im not at home, i use ipad when im at home because the screen is bigger so it’s easier to type and watch youtube

[raw flower]

Then flat mult?

[neat cypress]

Trans people can dash

[manic osprey]

Literally me

[glossy fulcrum]

ipad

more like

[neat cypress]

:3

[glossy fulcrum]

cringepad

!!!!!

[neat cypress]

More like ipaid

[glossy fulcrum]

more like

ipenis

lol

[icy obsidian]

Flat chested people give flat mult

[worldly temple]

tf am i doing up at 8 am

[raw flower]

Retriggers?

[glossy fulcrum]

hey thats me

[neat cypress]

And me 😢

[manic osprey]

Blue people

[glossy fulcrum]

estro

[icy obsidian]

Nah those come from c cups

[manic osprey]

[glossy fulcrum]

sure buddy

[neat cypress]

Im trying waahhh

[manic osprey]

Real chads give retriggers

[raw flower]

Thennn. Cartomancer?

[glossy fulcrum]

i love chads

[icy obsidian]

Your parents don’t seem to be helping much

[glossy fulcrum]

big men

:3

[glossy fulcrum]

no sjit

[worldly temple]

sjit

[neat cypress]

No ❤️

[manic osprey]

Broke people actually generate tarots if you give them less than 4 bucks

[neat cypress]

My mum is just stupid and my dad is also stupid (different ways)

[raw flower]

Thats vagabond

[neat cypress]

Best case scenario i could start hrt in like 6 months ^-^

[manic osprey]

Indeed it is

[storm condor]

Yippieee!

[raw flower]

But cartomancer gives you a Tarot Card for free

[icy obsidian]

One’s a transphobic idiot and the other is an uneducated idiot?

[neat cypress]

Pretty much

[icy obsidian]

Yay!!!

[neat cypress]

My dad is supportive he’s just unaware

My mum doesnt know she’s transphobic but she is

[glossy fulcrum]

slay

[worldly temple]

can i ask what’s hrt? i’m kinda lost here lol

[glossy fulcrum]

new slang: murder

[manic osprey]

Best case scenario i start nothing never and probably dont kms

[neat cypress]

Hormones

[glossy fulcrum]

its like slay but more sick and twisted

[worldly temple]

oh alr

[glossy fulcrum]

murder queen

[neat cypress]

So like getting estrogen supplements for me

[zenith sparrow]

👀

[neat cypress]

I believe in you twin :3

[zenith sparrow]

Okay, I return

[glossy fulcrum]

etrogen

[manic osprey]

HRT stands for How R Thou

[worldly temple]

gl!

[zenith sparrow]

Eepy

[manic osprey]

Ask your homies that

[neat cypress]

Do a walter white twin 18 parts carbon, 24 parts hydrogen, 2 parts oxygen

[glossy fulcrum]

hrt stands for here r trans

[neat cypress]

Hrt stands for homosexual really true

Its because being gay is the true way of life

[glossy fulcrum]

everyone is gay

[storm condor]

HRT stands for homosexual realisation truemoment

[icy obsidian]

HRT stands for Hit Rude Transphobes

[neat cypress]

I wrote like a paragraph in a pvz modding server abt this

[manic osprey]

HRT stands for Hermit Rahhh Tarot

[icy obsidian]

Which is like a lot of the people i know

[glossy fulcrum]

more like hmurder rude transphobes

[glossy fulcrum]

fire

[worldly temple]

everytime i see H T And R close together i think of hit the road

[glossy fulcrum]

hitting my road

[worldly temple]

my fucking brain is rotted by balatro

[manic osprey]

Hkill Rpeople Twithbricks

[glossy fulcrum]

jacking my road

[glossy fulcrum]

baronrot

[worldly temple]

even my autocorrect is rotted by balatro

instead of brain mf wrote baron 😭

[manic osprey]

"I dont like feminine men" didnt read any further

[icy obsidian]

I don’t like dick

[neat cypress]

Yet

[zenith sparrow]

Oh my

[glossy fulcrum]

i love dick

yummer

[worldly temple]

fuck you might be right

[icy obsidian]

No

[storm condor]

Me too gang

[manic osprey]

I love people

[icy obsidian]

I love pussy

[storm condor]

Me too gang

[glossy fulcrum]

laame

strag

[neat cypress]

Someone responded with “i have lost attraction to people because i found out they werent the gender i thought” and i said “well like i said, the part that feels attraction doesnt think that through, you were still attracted to them physically”

[zenith sparrow]

A hole is a hole and a hole is the goal

[neat cypress]

Meow meow

[stray topaz]

I hate both

[glossy fulcrum]

meow mrrp mrow :3c

[manic osprey]

Balatro black hole

[zenith sparrow]

Smash, next question

[manic osprey]

Nyaaa

[icy obsidian]

Can I pet you

[worldly temple]

In times of war, every hole is a trench.

[neat cypress]

Yes :333

[manic osprey]

In times of balatro

Hermit

[zenith sparrow]

And every trench must be battered and rammed

[icy obsidian]

pets you 200 times

[neat cypress]

:0

[icy obsidian]

Cute kitty

[manic osprey]

Unpets you 199 times

[neat cypress]

WHAT

[worldly temple]

leaves permanent scar due to friction

[zenith sparrow]

Fuck you, unpets your cat

[manic osprey]

🐎

horses you cutely

[icy obsidian]

chops your dick off and feeds it to my mum’s dog

[worldly temple]

wa

[zenith sparrow]

I want cuddles rn and my wife is sleeping 😔

[stray topaz]

You have a wife?

[icy obsidian]

I want cuddles rn and my gf is in another state

[zenith sparrow]

Shocking, I know

[manic osprey]

Impossible

Balatro player

[stray topaz]

Exactly what im thinking

[zenith sparrow]

We met before balatro

[glossy fulcrum]

maow!

[zenith sparrow]

I was a different man

[manic osprey]

Good

[stray topaz]

Balatro player and wife appear in the same sentence

[neat cypress]

Just cuddle me 1/6 chance we live in same state

[zenith sparrow]

We've been together like 6 years

[neat cypress]

Or something idk how many states we have

[stray topaz]

Have u turned her into balatro player

[icy obsidian]

It’s possible we could be in the same one hugs you tightly

[zenith sparrow]

Not yet

[neat cypress]

Yay

[worldly temple]

u gotta do it

[manic osprey]

Ive been playing balatro everyday for 12 hours for the past 2 months, and havent gotten addicted yet

[worldly temple]

i’m trying with my gf but she don’t play games

[glossy fulcrum]

ehat the flick

[icy obsidian]

You’re actually pretty cool

[stray topaz]

You are mpregged

[glossy fulcrum]

moaw

mewo

[icy obsidian]

Pets u

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[manic osprey]

You are sponged

[neat cypress]

You too twin

[glossy fulcrum]

prr

[manic osprey]

Mrrp meowww

[stray topaz]

You are daggered

[zenith sparrow]

Damn

[manic osprey]

All the gayest people have heart suit role

[worldly temple]

imma go to sleep chat

[stray topaz]

Agree

[icy obsidian]

Not me

[worldly temple]

gn!

[glossy fulcrum]

its always mpreg but ive always wondered... whatif there was such a thing as like,, wpreg

[stray topaz]

Heart suit seems gay

[manic osprey]

Me

[stray topaz]

Such thing dont exist

[glossy fulcrum]

???

[manic osprey]

Nonbinarypreg

[glossy fulcrum]

🫄

[manic osprey]

Heart suit role is for gay people ✅✅✅✅

[neat cypress]

Truth

[glossy fulcrum]

lowkirk tho the only difference between mpreg tpreg and wpreg are the hair and shirt

like

[icy obsidian]

Erm acksually I’m pan

[zenith sparrow]

Smh

[neat cypress]

They made the world so woke they added women to mpreg

[neat cypress]

Tpreg?

[manic osprey]

🥘

[stray topaz]

What a woke thing to say

[zenith sparrow]

HOT

[glossy fulcrum]

they/them pregnant

[neat cypress]

Ooo

[zenith sparrow]

Snake

[stray topaz]

Tyrannosaur preg

[glossy fulcrum]

ture

[glossy fulcrum]

police.com

lewl

[neat cypress]

Dm it to me

[zenith sparrow]

How Often Rude Skunks Emote

[icy obsidian]

Just use incognito mode lmao

[manic osprey]

Found a swear word on discord can i report it

[zenith sparrow]

Is it mine?

[glossy fulcrum]

he opens real seals ecstatically

[neat cypress]

Report it to donald trump of the united states

[stray topaz]

[glossy fulcrum]

BOYS KISSING!!!!!!!!

[icy obsidian]

Report it to www.idontgiveafuckaboutyou.com

[manic osprey]

Hell yea

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[stray topaz]

[zenith sparrow]

Feminine men or masculine women

🤔

[manic osprey]

Both

[zenith sparrow]

Yes

[icy obsidian]

Women

[glossy fulcrum]

fem men

[stray topaz]

Second

[glossy fulcrum]

cuz i like men

[manic osprey]

I like both

[glossy fulcrum]

cuz im gay

[manic osprey]

✅✅

[glossy fulcrum]

im gay did you know

i like boys

[zenith sparrow]

Congratulations, you won a prize

[manic osprey]

I was gonna say something and forgot it 5 seconds later

[stray topaz]

Thighs

[zenith sparrow]

🏳️‍🌈

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

everyone ever likes thighs its kinda razy

[zenith sparrow]

Pillows

[icy obsidian]

My gf has the best thighs

[glossy fulcrum]

no i do

[manic osprey]

Words of infinite truth and like wisdom and such

[glossy fulcrum]

uihuihiuhuiihuiuhudzihdsubvsibfdsjbvhbuivresbuosiufesouefsbugriuovubersusroserisreubosjhbjbkrsjhse

[icy obsidian]

You’re second place

[glossy fulcrum]

yay

[manic osprey]

kills you with hammers but its okay cuz im a cute catgirl :3c

[stray topaz]

I have hairy thighs

🤓

[glossy fulcrum]

dies cutely but its ok cuz im a cute catboy

[zenith sparrow]

Thighs are thighs

[icy obsidian]

Come here cute catgirl

[glossy fulcrum]

me oto and i hate it

i wanna shave but lazy

[manic osprey]

I draw catwomen with thighs thats so epic

[glossy fulcrum]

well yeah

[manic osprey]

🐈

[glossy fulcrum]

who doesnt hve thighs

[icy obsidian]

Get a razor and shave it you lazy fuck

[glossy fulcrum]

i have a razor

but

azy

[manic osprey]

But catwomen are even more epic okay

🐈✅

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe if i grow my hair out enough ill transform into a furry

[zenith sparrow]

Where is the mouth

[stray topaz]

That's the way

[manic osprey]

I ate sorry

[glossy fulcrum]

right there

[stray topaz]

Everone is into furries

[glossy fulcrum]

for eal

[manic osprey]

Yayyyy

[icy obsidian]

You ate pussy?

[glossy fulcrum]

i am a furry so everyone must like me

[icy obsidian]

How’d it taste

[manic osprey]

I dont eat cat,,,, cats are friens

[icy obsidian]

I’m talking about the other kind of pussy

[glossy fulcrum]

arrowhead is so kawaii owo

[stray topaz]

Cars are cute

[manic osprey]

Catgril

[zenith sparrow]

The only place this damn thing ever sees is the finish line and the gas station

[icy obsidian]

You’re a catgirl?

[hazy siren]

i wish i was a catgirl

[neat cypress]

Omg i love it

[stray topaz]

👙

[neat cypress]

Where do you get these gifs/images btw?

Oh ok

[severe aurora]

From my Granny's basement.

[stray topaz]

The guy who talks gif languange

[zenith sparrow]

I'm hungry

[severe aurora]

eat someone

[hazy siren]

i have a lot of gifs that im not allowed to send here but i want to send here

[icy obsidian]

Same

[severe aurora]

that's the human spirit.
denie all the system.

[icy obsidian]

I’ve got some naughty ones too

[severe aurora]

and get death penalty

[neat cypress]

:3

[icy obsidian]

pets you

[neat cypress]

Yippee

[zenith sparrow]

I want something sweet to eat :(

[neat cypress]

Sugar

[zenith sparrow]

No sugar at the work site

I cri

[severe aurora]

just imagine sweets with watching image over screen.

[icy obsidian]

Eat your wife’s ass

[severe aurora]

your brain can do the rests.

[zenith sparrow]

Fantastic idea, brb

[neat cypress]

Eat me twin

[severe aurora]

why not her legs?
either both not healthy.

[glossy fulcrum]

you can be

nothing stoping u

[neat cypress]

Stoping

[zenith sparrow]

I stope

[glossy fulcrum]

e.jfikj

fuck u both

[zenith sparrow]

Bet

[glossy fulcrum]

hahahha so funny

[severe aurora]

make all hunger and suffer.
addicted to A.I. Generated scrubs.

[zenith sparrow]

Hmmm

I know, I'll get AI to make my food

[glossy fulcrum]

yeh it can do that

[zenith sparrow]

Make my food

[glossy fulcrum]

im not an ai

[zenith sparrow]

Femboy maid robot

[glossy fulcrum]

im not a robot :(

[severe aurora]

but GEI EYE

[zenith sparrow]

Clank clank clank yowch

[glossy fulcrum]

this chat sucks

[severe aurora]

that's much fearful then A.I. itself.

[glossy fulcrum]

whats that

?

[zenith sparrow]

Sustenance

[glossy fulcrum]

give me your saucy noods

[zenith sparrow]

You can't have them, they're mine :(

[hazy siren]

people call me a femboy non stop and its been bothering me

[manic osprey]

🐈

[glossy fulcrum]

ok

[manic osprey]

Where

[glossy fulcrum]

moawo

[manic osprey]

Who said femboy

[glossy fulcrum]

im femboy

mow

[manic osprey]

squishes yoy

[zenith sparrow]

I think I said it once

[glossy fulcrum]

~<

maaow

[hazy siren]

im aromantic tho

i think

[glossy fulcrum]

okay???

you can be an aromantic femboy

[hazy siren]

this is true

[glossy fulcrum]

femboy has nothing to do with sexual identity

[zenith sparrow]

Do you drink white monster?

[hazy siren]

this is true

yes

[glossy fulcrum]

i know straight and bi and pan ones

[hazy siren]

ive had 2 today

[zenith sparrow]

FEMBOY

[manic osprey]

Are there any flush or 4 of a kind ones

[zenith sparrow]

Anyways,

[worldly temple]

can’t sleep

[manic osprey]

Try closing your eyes

[glossy fulcrum]

no flush ew

[zenith sparrow]

My fault, g

[manic osprey]

Hope this hells

[glossy fulcrum]

eweewewewewewe

[worldly temple]

i would eat those in 2 days

[glossy fulcrum]

try getting off your phone

[manic osprey]

Sadly i cant tolerate spicy

But i liek noodles

[zenith sparrow]

I crave pain

[worldly temple]

maybe

lol

[glossy fulcrum]

yes

[hazy siren]

does sexuality even matter or is it just what we say to ourselves to make us try and feel related to

[zenith sparrow]

If the spice doesn't make me question my existence, it ain't enough

[hazy siren]

idk

[glossy fulcrum]

thats a pretty successful strat in my experience

[icy obsidian]

I “liek” boobs

[hazy siren]

yes

[manic osprey]

I like spicy but like just a little spicy and most spicy noodles sold in stores are way too much for me

[glossy fulcrum]

???

[hazy siren]

boobies

[glossy fulcrum]

yes sexuality matters

[hazy siren]

nauh

nuhuh

[manic osprey]

Thigh better okay

✅✅✅

[hazy siren]

yes

[zenith sparrow]

Thighs

[hazy siren]

mmm

[worldly temple]

chat boobs or ass

[neat cypress]

Comparing luigi to waluigi

[hazy siren]

i eat myself

[zenith sparrow]

ASS

[hazy siren]

not really

but

[manic osprey]

Neither

[hazy siren]

i nibble on myself

[worldly temple]

agreed

[icy obsidian]

Boobs

[zenith sparrow]

100% booty

[worldly temple]

yeahhh

[hazy siren]

thighs>boobs>ass

[storm condor]

Boobs

[glossy fulcrum]

idk ruh

[storm condor]

Yes

[manic osprey]

I can draw thighs ✅✅ i cant draw boob

Choice is obvious

[glossy fulcrum]

penis > all of them so idrc

[zenith sparrow]

Draw femboys

[hazy siren]

i used to draw uhh

that stuff

it was fun

[manic osprey]

Catgrils only sorey

[glossy fulcrum]

you draw femboys lozer

[hazy siren]

i drew my principal as a femboy because he gave my friend iss

[zenith sparrow]

Thick thighs femboys

[hazy siren]

liking femboys is only gay if you into the guy part

[glossy fulcrum]

yay expectations

[glossy fulcrum]

fuck you

[manic osprey]

Balalacord is so gay today

[hazy siren]

you can like femboys and not be gay

you can like femboys and be gay

[glossy fulcrum]

only if youre a woman

[zenith sparrow]

Can't play slots without a lever

[hazy siren]

just depends

[neat cypress]

Its not gay

[glossy fulcrum]

hey

[manic osprey]

Its gay any way

[zenith sparrow]

It's my lucky day. #34

[glossy fulcrum]

just because we like to present in a different way doesnt make us any less boy than you

so

its gay

[manic osprey]

Truth

[glossy fulcrum]

and theres no problem with that

so

why even deny it

[manic osprey]

Truth

✅✅🐈

[neat cypress]

Knowingly being into femboys is gay yes

[severe aurora]

it's endless ping pong

[hazy siren]

i just dont say anything about my sexuality irl because people just look at me weird

[glossy fulcrum]

cooool

[hazy siren]

ik

[glossy fulcrum]

me too but for different reasons

[icy obsidian]

Tbh same

[manic osprey]

I wish women were real

[glossy fulcrum]

(i dont talk)

[zenith sparrow]

I wish

[severe aurora]

cat girl is not exist.
and it's not REAL.

[icy obsidian]

At all?

[hazy siren]

timezones arent real

[glossy fulcrum]

might as well

[zenith sparrow]

Timezones were made by the government to sell clocks

[glossy fulcrum]

i dont have friends im terrible with strangers

what am i supposed to say

[neat cypress]

“HELLO I AM SKINKY I AM GAY LETS BE FRIENDS”

[manic osprey]

Truthhh

[neat cypress]

then chase them

[glossy fulcrum]

ok

[icy obsidian]

So you’re not mute but you just have nobody to talk to irl

[zenith sparrow]

That's how like 3 of my friends became my friends

[hazy siren]

ive been avoiding a girl for a whole year because my mind told me to ask her out even though i didnt like her and she rejected me kinda and i have half of my classes with her and its been really uhh idk

[manic osprey]

I prefer to get straight to the part where i kill them with bricks

[severe aurora]

if you become strangers, then you could be friend with them.

[glossy fulcrum]

i have people

i am in college

[hazy siren]

unc

[glossy fulcrum]

i jst dont talk

because

people scaru

[glossy fulcrum]

stfu

[hazy siren]

ur unc

[severe aurora]

get some stranger coats.

[hazy siren]

unc status

[glossy fulcrum]

shut up

genuine

[severe aurora]

don't wear anything inside it

[zenith sparrow]

Guys, gals, and nonbinary pals

[hazy siren]

"i was born in 19-"

[zenith sparrow]

For some reason nonbinary corrected to nonlinear

[glossy fulcrum]

i wasnt born in 19 anything

[hazy siren]

oh

still unc

[severe aurora]

sounds like machine cults.

[vale cliff]

Because we’re not straight

[glossy fulcrum]

college isnt a 20+ thing

[glossy fulcrum]

stop

please

[hazy siren]

im a freshman in highschool bro

[severe aurora]

then what about flush?

[glossy fulcrum]

its obnoxious

[neat cypress]

Bro what

Literal toddler

[glossy fulcrum]

thats crazy

[zenith sparrow]

Absolute fetus

[severe aurora]

you might be straight flush in very low chance.

[hazy siren]

alr

[neat cypress]

Bros parents havent even met yet

[hazy siren]

ok

[zenith sparrow]

And now, the weather

It's gonna rain

[vale cliff]

Bro’s grandparents weren’t even conceived

[severe aurora]

all lies, just peterpen over screen.

[glossy fulcrum]

bro is just elements in primordial soup

[hazy siren]

guys uhh whats the oldest i can go for without it being weird

[glossy fulcrum]

dont worry about it

you said youre aromantic anyway

[hazy siren]

yea

a senior asked me out tho

[glossy fulcrum]

thats weird

[hazy siren]

a little

[neat cypress]

I was born in 1- 🦕🦖☄️☄️
I was born in 200- 🦣 🦣
I was born in 201- 🦍🐒🦧

[glossy fulcrum]

but you can say no if you like

[manic osprey]

What does this mean i know nothing about US schools

[neat cypress]

14 i think

[hazy siren]

9th grade

14-15

[severe aurora]

gun shooting? sounds very bad.

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah

[vale cliff]

Um

[glossy fulcrum]

thats all that happens at american schools

[zenith sparrow]

Not true

[hazy siren]

racism alert!!!

[glossy fulcrum]

school shooting every damn day

[zenith sparrow]

Sometimes there's a drug bust

[glossy fulcrum]

im american i can say this

[hazy siren]

lit just being racist tho

[manic osprey]

People with year of birth over 2010 arent real

[vale cliff]

How?

[glossy fulcrum]

im not being racist im bying hyperbolic

[zenith sparrow]

No, racist would be " "

[severe aurora]

but not in culture except guns, west south east all different types of places.

[vale cliff]

It’s discrimination based on nationality

[neat cypress]

My cousin is three its like

[hazy siren]

saying school shootings (a sensitive topic) are common in the us

[neat cypress]

How DARE you be born in 2022

Fucking audacity

“Ooooh look at me i didnt live through covid” fuck you

[glossy fulcrum]

truthnuke

[severe aurora]

just like Luigi the Saint and healthcare systems.

[manic osprey]

I live with a 2013 kid, thats like not a real year someone can be born in

[neat cypress]

2010 is the last valid year

[neat cypress]

My brother was 2015 😭

[hazy siren]

i hang out with seniors

[zenith sparrow]

jingle jingle shiny keys

[glossy fulcrum]

hey there a rules channel you should like read it or something

[hazy siren]

i hate everyone in my grade

[vale cliff]

Holy grandpa

[hazy siren]

"i was born in 202-"

[severe aurora]

bu..but.. i want to breaktrough the limit of rules.. 🤤

[manic osprey]

Even less real year

[severe aurora]

it's.. my instingt..

[neat cypress]

My auntie is pregnant

[glossy fulcrum]

ok so you wanna be banned or something