🃏・off-topic

[severe aurora]

we need to stop this nuclear war

[lunar barn]

True

Im got too many classified army documents clogging my phone storage to download any more memes

[severe aurora]

💁 💵

[tribal knoll]

Foss rogue clone updated since 1987

[vocal sail]

Interesting

[severe aurora]

ASCII art type of games are quite exist pre-windows, pre-DOS era. 🤔

[rancid kayak]

hola

[winter smelt]

yeah rufus' fields look like a job aplication

[neat cypress]

_ _

[wheat coral]

i may need new pants

[neat cypress]

What

[neat cypress]

Did they get a grammy this year?

[chrome wedge]

I'll take an screenshot of the Mr bones emoji

ready

[kind ingot]

@spare kiln where the song twin

[spare kiln]

1 second

[kind ingot]

Ok

[spare kiln]

sending

alright

me personally i hate everything i create

[kind ingot]

Probably like 7/10

[kind ingot]

8.5/10

[spare kiln]

thanks, I would've rated them lower

[ionic skiff]

I finished reading House of Leaves

[spare kiln]

+rep

read Piranesi next

[glad gale]

No

Daft Punk separated

Unfortunately

[neat cypress]

Damn

[glad gale]

I wish with all my heart they came back

[neat cypress]

I know nothing about music

I just like the funny fr*nch people making silly music

[glad gale]

Why the censor? 😭😭

[neat cypress]

I don’t like the fr*nch

(I’m just being silly i have nothing against them)

[foggy wharf]

heated rivalry does have SO much man-butt

[haughty swallow]

balalo

[tranquil tinsel]

hi! i'm making a cardgame that's inspiried by balatro and I'm looking to get feedback on it if anyone is willing to try it out. You can play it for free here on web
https://bossgrand.itch.io/fame-or-folly

[spare kiln]

what the shop theme???

[spare kiln]

yeah I'd suggest a reinstall

[granite gate]

I remember just having challenges immediately so this is odd

okok

will that delete the mods I put on it

[spare kiln]

sounds like a trigger was missed

[granite gate]

idk much about modding ngl

[spare kiln]

what do you use for mods

[granite gate]

just a skin

there's some qol I also got but mostly just a card reskin

it's hollow knight

[spare kiln]

honestly I'd recommend using BMM so you don't have to worry about that

[worldly temple]

Try that one feature of steam that checks every file for something wrong

works like a reinstall

[granite gate]

does that work on steam deck

[spare kiln]

"Verify integrity of game files"

[granite gate]

like verify file integrity or something

[worldly temple]

ye

[granite gate]

yeah that makes sense

that'll take less time than reinstalling maybe

[spare kiln]

probably not unless you can add non-steam apps :p

[granite gate]

well it's just a linux px basically

pc

is there a linux version perchance

or does it work

[spare kiln]

lemme check!

[granite gate]

I don't use linux ever so I

awesome tyty

hopefully verify integrity

hopefully verify integrity works

[spare kiln]

windows and mac only :p

sorry

[worldly temple]

it does 90% of the time

[spare kiln]

that sucks because BMM is so easy to use

[granite gate]

frick

hm what do I have already

[spare kiln]

linux is kinda silly

[granite gate]

I got smodded or something

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3178949415

it was this

uh so verify integrity of game files did not work

[worldly temple]

thats weird

[granite gate]

ig I shall uninstall and reinstall

[spare kiln]

Just reinstall

[worldly temple]

yh

[spare kiln]

occam's razor, man

[granite gate]

tom scott says that

I forgot what it was tho

remind me

[spare kiln]

the simplest solution is often the best

[granite gate]

rightright

[spare kiln]

OH GEEZ I LEFT MY PC RUNNING

[granite gate]

ope

[spare kiln]

I promise i haven't been working on one song for 2 hours 😭

[granite gate]

that sounds perfectly reasonable

[granite gate]

working on a song for two hours

whether it's healthy is a different question

[spare kiln]

I make songs in like 20 minutes

2 hours is absurd

[granite gate]

that's so cool actually

is that lmms thing good

[spare kiln]

I posted a few i made above if you want to scroll

[raw pendant]

Just won my first run on mobile

[spare kiln]

its free and decent

[granite gate]

waitwait it's showing him the tutorial omg

frick it may have restarted his progress

[spare kiln]

hope not

[granite gate]

I think it did

oh yeah def

frick

[spare kiln]

5 decks isn't that much progress but still sucks

:(

[worldly temple]

i checked reddit for ir problem and i only saw one person with the same problem, no reply

[worldly temple]

fuck

[granite gate]

it destroyed the save file

I was hoping it would stay on the device somewhere

[spare kiln]

we should tell thunk about this

[granite gate]

I didn't have it on steam cloud cuz we play the same acc

[spare kiln]

that's actually a really bad bug

[granite gate]

noo

[worldly temple]

try turning off the mods

[granite gate]

mann that sucks

[spare kiln]

no I promise he's chill

[granite gate]

they're off

[granite gate]

I have it to launch using whatever the default launch settings are

[granite gate]

oh I was talking about how his stuff is gone but

is mr thunk really whoa

[spare kiln]

i would be so mad if my save got deleted

[granite gate]

I just got into balatro like two weeks ago

I've played way too much tho

[granite gate]

ope

yeah absolutey

[spare kiln]

the background is animated btw

very cool

[granite gate]

well I think there's a program for editing balayro save files

maybemaybe

[granite gate]

ooh awesome

[spare kiln]

siick

[granite gate]

maybemaybe I edit his save file to show that he beat those decks and nothing else

[spare kiln]

i'm sure thunk wont mind

[granite gate]

actually can I flex my most highest hand recently

[spare kiln]

hit me

[granite gate]

I was playing for like an hour or so last night and I got my best hnd

I was happy about it

[spare kiln]

daaang

these are my stats on mobile lol

[worldly temple]

huuuge

[granite gate]

I've gotten this exact joker loadout before (somehow) but this time was much better for some reason

I had it rhis past weekend

[worldly temple]

this are mine

[granite gate]

but this time ig I just got them much earlier so my hologram could scale faster

[granite gate]

15?

[worldly temple]

yh lol, after naneinf that resets for some reason

[granite gate]

naneinf omg

[raw pendant]

Dawg ✌🏻🙏🏻

[worldly temple]

i was so happy abt it lol

[granite gate]

I was watching roffle's video with the 10 of spades deck and he said it's really hrd to do without a seed

[spare kiln]

love rofl

[granite gate]

he seems cool

[worldly temple]

yeah, everything has to be perfect lol

[granite gate]

I started watching him like a few days ago I think

[granite gate]

oof

[spare kiln]

my pc stats aren't much better i fear...

[worldly temple]

that’s the REAL one

[granite gate]

this is insane

[granite gate]

nicenice

[uncut pine]

Whats missing on the collection?

[granite gate]

sooo it should be morally sound to edit a save file and get my beother's beat decks again right

[spare kiln]

i play a ton of balala but i suck lol

[granite gate]

cuz he's the type of guy to just quit if he has to beat all five again

[worldly temple]

idk, let me check

[granite gate]

I love this game

[worldly temple]

was trying for 5 days nonstop

was such a relief when i did it

[spare kiln]

oh god i'm NOT beating the allegations

jear desus

[granite gate]

hanging chad weow

my highest is hologram by far

[worldly temple]

ohhh i don’t have seeing double

[granite gate]

I don't see anyone high level using it ever so it must not be as good as I think it is

is it bad

[uncut pine]

Ohhh... wait what

[granite gate]

I got mine to x45.25

[spare kiln]

dawg how do i have 119 temperance uses

[granite gate]

what's tht one do

[worldly temple]

yeah, i don’t play 7 of clubs lol

[uncut pine]

Hanging Chad its the chad

[spare kiln]

it sux

[midnight lichen]

Legit how have I completed 306 rounds with canio he’s not even the best legendary

[worldly temple]

Naneinf RUINED my stats

[spare kiln]

TOKEN?? IS THAT YOU???

[granite gate]

is tht good

[spare kiln]

imo its horrible lol

[uncut pine]

Token

[midnight lichen]

Yes it it I, Token J. Femtanyl

[granite gate]

I've only gotten legendary jokers like twice gahd

[glossy fulcrum]

holy moly

[granite gate]

I mean it looks like it

[worldly temple]

i have 900 with perkeo lol

975*

[spare kiln]

you'll get there dood

[midnight lichen]

Tbf I play seeded runs a lot cus I find them fun but not THAT much

[uncut pine]

J of Jimbo

[spare kiln]

😁

[granite gate]

ah

[midnight lichen]

No the j stands for Jalatro

[granite gate]

I've never really played seeded runs I don't think

maybe I should

[spare kiln]

nice

[atomic glen]

Meow >_<

[uncut pine]

My dad

[spare kiln]

welp, can't play that hand anymore

[granite gate]

the channel is suddenly alive

[worldly temple]

lol

[midnight lichen]

??????

[granite gate]

hi balatro server

[midnight lichen]

How did I do that

[spare kiln]

Hi baseball

[spare kiln]

hai

[atomic glen]

Hai UwU

[granite gate]

55??

insane

[midnight lichen]

Idk bro I guess I play seeded runs more than I thought

[uncut pine]

Why the best one at the bottom??????

[uncut pine]

AND WHY HEX SO HIGH

[worldly temple]

lol just found this

[midnight lichen]

I really like ghost deck

[uncut pine]

Why are u blue?

[spare kiln]

me too

[uncut pine]

Fair

[granite gate]

balatro server is it normal to find yourself humming the theme subconciously

[worldly temple]

blueprints with the blueprint mod, makes it look like the joker they are copying

[granite gate]

7/4 is weird

[midnight lichen]

Yes

[granite gate]

weow

[granite gate]

phew

[uncut pine]

Ill check it later

[worldly temple]

works with brainstorm too

[granite gate]

anyone know what the balatro save editor is called

maybe a link to it

so I can be lazy and not look it up

[uncut pine]

Lazy ahh

[granite gate]

ughh or I can just find it myself

[spare kiln]

this is off topic (pun intended) but i adore the way my taskbar renders emoji's.

[granite gate]

soo much woork

[atomic glen]

So many cryptids OwO

[spare kiln]

just look at discord

[uncut pine]

Criptid peaked

[granite gate]

are you playing balatro on ancient windows

[spare kiln]

in a sense

technically i'm running win11

[worldly temple]

naneinf runs go crazy

[granite gate]

is it like a skin or something

[worldly temple]

ante 39 runs*

[spare kiln]

its like skins for my computer

[granite gate]

oh also atmol you said we could tell mr thunk ab my challenge run bug

how do

[granite gate]

awesomee

[spare kiln]

#1200105253559873707

[hollow eagle]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1381787656052019230

[granite gate]

is it possible to get there unseeded

[worldly temple]

ofc, insane amount of skill needed thi

[granite gate]

what do I even call it

[worldly temple]

i cant do it for shit lol

[spare kiln]

dunno

world is your oyster, man

[atomic glen]

Luck as well

[worldly temple]

true

thats for nan too

[midnight lichen]

I think I have a problem with flushes

[atomic glen]

0_0

[granite gate]

oof does the bug need to be reproducable to be reported

obv I can't do it again cuz save wiped

[midnight lichen]

Gang

[worldly temple]

wat

[spare kiln]

oh. my. god

[midnight lichen]

What in the Fortnite are you doing to do that many flushes

[spare kiln]

I just found out something

[granite gate]

srill need to get planet x sometime for completion

[granite gate]

ooh

[worldly temple]

playing, a lot.

[midnight lichen]

Oh okay

[spare kiln]

YOU CAN CHANGE THE SOUNDS FOR THINGS TO WHATEVER YOU WANT

[granite gate]

ooh

do it

[midnight lichen]

Interesting

[spare kiln]

currently doing

[granite gate]

itms like how opera gx

[granite gate]

oh whoa it's the guy

[worldly temple]

flag had an issue and we needed screenshot to address the problem

[midnight lichen]

Oh my Fortnite it’s John Balatro himself

[spare kiln]

game discussion is for discussing the game, off topic is like server chat but you can talk about whatever (within server rules ofc)

[granite gate]

an issue with no good ending

sigh

[spare kiln]

this is my logic atleast

[granite gate]

I think we were discussing the game for a bit

or atleast you guys were

[uncut pine]

Frfr

[granite gate]

not anymore

[spare kiln]

yeah but it's not like all game discussion has to be only in game discussion channel

[granite gate]

oof is he gone already

I never got to tel him about my challenge run bug

[spare kiln]

likely

[granite gate]

ig I post it in the bug discussion eventually

[midnight lichen]

Isn’t there a thing for bug reports tho

[midnight lichen]

Yeah do that

[granite gate]

yeah

I'll do it there

I have my one picture and nothing else

maybe it'll get dismissed cuz it's super rare or something idk

ig I should put everything on there right?

the device and the mods and the all that

[spare kiln]

prolly

[granite gate]

idk what else to put cuz I have no idea how to get it again

not exactly the most fun thing in the world to beat five drcks in a row

oof channel died

[severe aurora]

but it's exist for 'much like schizo den'

[spare kiln]

sorry, I was busy doing sound adjustment

[granite gate]

ope

[spare kiln]

my computer is so much more funny now

thank you for finding that feature, me

[spare kiln]

oh atmol you're very welcome, it was nothing I just used my enormous brain

hey, dont laugh at me

chat is dead so I'll become the chat

[formal wyvern]

Despair

[severe aurora]

it's much like gamble.

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe dont take 2 eternal bloodshits

[severe aurora]

just throw it on water away.

i mean, throw away (chance of) rare card, not bloodstone.

[vital stump]

Dayum

[formal wyvern]

But I love bloodstone I was doing a flus run

[severe aurora]

1.5x means always get (4/3)x(4/3) everytime.
so bloodstone is much higher stake.

[formal wyvern]

It came very early in the run so I didn’t see an issue in buying it at the time

[severe aurora]

5 times gone 9954 mult easily, so no choice keeping two bloodstone joker are better then risking random shitty rare joker.

damm.. even in 1/2 chances reaching 8.6549843496250722927813657922762e+127 is insane high.

if joker card is 'Oops! All 6s' one, then it's worth to throw that Fibonacci.

[uncut pine]

Reasons chicot is the best

[spare kiln]

made this myself, solid aluminum, penny for scale

[rich seal]

AHH

NO

NOT TJE PLANT

[spare kiln]

I have it irl

so I can be angry

[hollow eagle]

and throw it out a window?

[uncut pine]

Looks tasty

[spare kiln]

nah, then I'd have to find it again to throw it more

also

[hollow eagle]

but you gotta reunite the plant with the planta

[spare kiln]

batralro

I remember

[hollow eagle]

no

[spare kiln]

yes

YES

[uncut pine]

Guys whats the past of "read" in english?

[spare kiln]

:)

[spare kiln]

readed

duhh

[uncut pine]

Dosnt sounds right...

I though it was like

Rood

[spare kiln]

is this /genq

[uncut pine]

Or reed

[foggy wharf]

balls in

[spare kiln]

teratia

[uncut pine]

Gang, I just (readed) Miss Kobayashi's Maid Dragon

[spare kiln]

was this a legitimate question?

[uncut pine]

Since I dont speak english, yeah ig

[spare kiln]

oh ok my bad lmao

past tense of "read" is "read"

but

present tense is pronounced "reed", while past tense is pronounced "red"

[uncut pine]

Dude, english is NOT the only languaje in the world 😭🙏💔

[spare kiln]

thats why I asked 😭

I assumed you were being sarcastic

[uncut pine]

Or was it "language"?

Languaje...

[spare kiln]

language

[uncut pine]

Alr

[foggy wharf]

i wanna be a goon

[spare kiln]

very Spanish of you, sir (or ma'am)

[foggy wharf]

i feel like i'd make a great goon

[spare kiln]

find a mafia boss

[foggy wharf]

but what if he falls in love with me? 🥺

[uncut pine]

Bro did u just misgender me???

[spare kiln]

preferably one who sounds like this

[foggy wharf]

tbh theyre both gaudy

[fossil gale]

Need that aura

[spare kiln]

black looks much cooler and is easier on the eyes

[fossil gale]

I'm in aura debt

[uncut pine]

+$3

[spare kiln]

that's... a bad thing?

[foggy wharf]

IM TOO YOING TO BE A MOTHER

[uncut pine]

Yoing

[spare kiln]

I said like 2 out of the [some number that I dont know which is greater than 2] pls dont kill me

[spare kiln]

then be a father

problem solved

[uncut pine]

Ok

[uncut pine]

So easy

[spare kiln]

I was going to go off your pfp but miku could mean anything 😭

[uncut pine]

Miku its a robot

Like duh

Robot gender

[spare kiln]

erm actually

vocaloid

[uncut pine]

Vocaloid gender then

[spare kiln]

Eww

robots..

[uncut pine]

Me when vocaloid goes the W word

[spare kiln]

Teto better anyway

[uncut pine]

Toy Bonnie 👅

[spare kiln]

that???

nah

pass

[uncut pine]

Yes

[uncut pine]

Hell nah

He my twink

[spare kiln]

he looks so stupid 😭

0 thought behind those eyes

[uncut pine]

THATS THE POINT

[spare kiln]

oh

[uncut pine]

SILLY ROBOT = CWUUUUTE

[spare kiln]

I see

I still dont like em

robots = bad

[uncut pine]

Birds = bad

[dense salmon]

Yall

Im making a balatro DECK

[spare kiln]

birds = baird

[dense salmon]

playalbe irl

[spare kiln]

WHAT

I shall give you all my money

[uncut pine]

Thats imposible, would you have enogh money to use perkeo + 50 blueprints?

[spare kiln]

easy

egg

[uncut pine]

[spare kiln]

[uncut pine]

Hell nah

Thats EVIL

[spare kiln]

weeja

[uncut pine]

Last time I used it

Gimme all THREES

Like bro

[spare kiln]

hack build incoming

[uncut pine]

I mean the only thing I can use it for...

Its comedian

[spare kiln]

I actually really like hack + wee

chat where'd ya go...

:c

damn I killed all chat

[tall prairie]

use ouija to talk to them

[spare kiln]

[tall prairie]

no

[spare kiln]

it's not working

[tall prairie]

a ouija board

[spare kiln]

all my cards are 5's now...

[tall prairie]

flush five?

[spare kiln]

five flush five

[tall prairie]

high five

[spare kiln]

new joker idea

×5 mult if hand is a five flush five

[tall prairie]

that's seems a little too specific, maybe +5 chips for each played 5

[spare kiln]

so just +25 chips

or for each scored 5

[tall prairie]

each scored 5 adds 5 chips to the joker

[spare kiln]

oooh

good idea

[tall prairie]

thank ye

[spare kiln]

thats kind of the point though, specific condition, good reward

[tall prairie]

it's why i dont use superposition (i think that's it's name)

[spare kiln]

yeah

too specific

166,365 members btw

[foggy wharf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277252522544857190/1468394710224867562/36cf46547b4a023ed0576071c27c06cb.mp4?ex=6983dca4&is=69828b24&hm=2a238079e1fb0287604e0ab732424f78958ef338e800405ff8a84b71c30053ea&

[crystal vault]

is this channel still hell?

[spare kiln]

no?

[pearl flume]

Oh, another Thalia

I'm glad I changed my nickname before you came around

That would've been confusing

[crystal vault]

before we came back*
and yea it would've been confusing

[pearl flume]

Maybe I should've changed it to Melpomene

[severe aurora]

you should 'define Hell' first.

[pearl flume]

Anyways, daily time

Please resolve the following scenario: Question submitted by NewGCorp.

You wake up one day to find your arm had changed, it has been transformed into a monstrous limb that sometimes moves without your consent.

It may jab at a rodent you spot in your peripherals or instinctively cut up something be thrown at you before it hits you.

It's as strong, precise and fast as a steel sword. How will you live with this change and what will you do ?

[severe aurora]

*for some peoples, this place might be heaven. 🤪 *

[crystal vault]

last time we talked in this specific channel, we encountered some of our friends
but also encountered some people who were just straight up disrespectful. For example, one of our friends had just said his gf got lung cancer
THE LITERAL FIRST FUCKING REPLY WAS THIS: "yeah i trauma dump in a public discord how could you tell?"
we shortly left after that.

[crystal vault]

well the first thing we'd do is try to figure out if the arm can communicate. if it cant, we try and figure out a way to make the arm less aggressive. although automatic pest control would be nice ngl

or we could find a way to use this arm for good

it entirely depends on if we have control over the arm when it's not trying to defend us or acting as pest control

and also how much control we have during those times

[mellow raven]

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[hollow eagle]

yes

[dusty breach]

Currently making a ruleset for cards and consumables for an IRL version of Balatro I'm working on
There's gotta be a better way to word this right? Or maybe a better way to establish randomness for this case idk my brain is fried

[tribal knoll]

Always will be.

[tribal knoll]

1d4 to figure out the enhancement, then aprox. 1d10 with the following if you roll a 4;

1-5; foil
6-8; holo
9-10; poly

[dusty breach]

ooo i like that

[tribal knoll]

This way; if you get oops all six; you don't have to completely redo the Wheel table.

[fading glacier]

this is an ante

[dusty breach]

I'ma be fr I totally forgot about oops thank you for reminding me
Still very early into this project so you just prevented catastrophe lmfao

[tribal knoll]

THE ANT

"BaseX0.5"
"All triggered enhanced cards become basic"

[vale cliff]

Is this a fucking limbus reference

[thorn plover]

Just finished reading the Hunger Games trilogy.

Absolutely incredible series.

[mellow raven]

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[dusty breach]

Absolutely :3

[mellow raven]

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[stray topaz]

How can people make their username stylized?

[dusty breach]

It's a Discord Nitro feature

[mellow raven]

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[vocal sail]

instead of trying to get Dungeonsand degenerate gamblers

i just got the next best thing

cloverpit

[mellow raven]

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[vocal sail]

but im kinda struggling to find synergies

to progress i mean

[pearl flume]

What is the difference between granting immortality and removing mortality ?

[vale cliff]

Dying is technically also removing mortality

[pearl flume]

To steal a god's eternal breath and instill it in an expired person, would it be immortal or un-mortal ?

[vale cliff]

That’s just killing someone and reviving someone else

Depends on how you setting works ig

[pearl flume]

There's only one way to know for sure.

[dusty breach]

Now I'm trying to figure out how to handle randomizing editions in the shop. I don't want to burden the player with having to roll so many dice, so I think this is maybe a decent compromise?

[vocal sail]

how do you plan on reviving a person

[vocal sail]

what if they dont get alteast 37?

[dusty breach]

It just stays as a base Joker

[vocal sail]

does the roll cost anything though?

[dusty breach]

No, so this only applies if they are about to purchase the Joker and want to try and see about getting an edition with very small odds.
Otherwise, every single time they rerolled Jokers in the shop they'd have to roll dice every single time for each Joker to determine the Edition of the Joker and frankly that seems extremely cumbersome

It being a physical thing I need to make compromises since there isn't a computer doing all the quick randomness anymore

[vocal sail]

i dont follow

i dont understand the concept

[dusty breach]

In the computerized version of Balatro, when you enter/reroll the shop there is a slim chance that Jokers will be given an Edition, this is calculated in the background so the player doesn't have to think about it.

However since I'm making a board game version, any jokers drawn into the shop will always be their base editions. I don't want to force the player to have to calculate/roll dice for every single Joker they reroll in the shop because that's really tedious and frankly annoying especially if you reroll the shop a bunch of times.

So, I'm proposing that this random chance can be made optionally by the player if they want to purchase a Joker from the shop. If they want a better Edition version of the Joker, they need to roll dice for it with very slim odds. (2d20s)

Assuming they win the roll, if the total value of the dice match the table, that Edition is applied to that Joker permanently, increasing it's price, etc.

If they lose the roll, nothing happens and they may purchase the base edition of that Joker.

[vocal sail]

So i can just roll 2d20 for every joker that i want to buy?

[glossy fulcrum]

meow

[dusty breach]

Essentially yeah if you're trying to get a more enhanced version. If you don't want to roll the dice, you can just buy the base Joker and skip all that nonsense.

[vocal sail]

well rolling 2 dice isnt even a problem to begin with so

seems fair

takes 2 seconds

[dusty breach]

It's just to prevent having to make that dice roll every single time a Joker shows up in the shop at all lmao

Those 2 seconds add up fast

[vocal sail]

hah

ooh but a problem

since there isnt a chance anymore

2d20 seems very slim for 37-40

[dusty breach]

There really isn't a much better way to break it down unfortunately

Alternatively I could force the dice roll but only when they're about to purchase a Joker

Instead of making it optional

[vocal sail]

i mean

i have an idea

you could make the backround of foil and the others bases

flip them upsidedown

along with idk maybe 5-10 base joker backround

shuffle them up

and face them all down

[vocal sail]

depends how fair u want it

[dusty breach]

Wouldn't that require me to have several copies of each joker though?

[vocal sail]

no

like i said

the BACKROUND

wouldnt matter

u would only need one of each

and how many others u want for base joker

[dusty breach]

Oh you know what, okay I see what you're saying

Yeah that's a pretty neat idea actually

[vocal sail]

yeah

a minigame

kinda

[dusty breach]

I've printed transparencies for card enhancements, I need to do the same with Editions but I could print a couple extra copies of them all and shuffle them in with the jokers

That makes that much easier, I'd just need to figure out how to make that work with Hone and Glowup

[vocal sail]

hope it looks good

how much of the board game have you done?

[dusty breach]

Tomorrow I'm going to a print shop and picking up a big ol' stack of base playing cards
As of right now I've finished prototypes for card enhancements and how those will all work, I've also made some difficulty cards using the games Stakes
I've made a reddit post about my progress, I'm also going to be posting it on youtube when I've made sufficient progress
https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/comments/1quzn1x/balatro_irl_progress/

Tomorrow I'll have 54 copies of each base playing card 💀

[vocal sail]

ahh its so peak

[dusty breach]

I like your idea of adding isolated editions into the joker decks that makes so much more sense lol

[vocal sail]

haha ty

can't wait to see the final product

[dusty breach]

It won't be for a while there's still so much to do aaaa

I'll post more when I get further along of course, it looks like people are interested in this which makes me happy lol

[vocal sail]

ofc we're interested

have u seen people with the balatro decks?

[dusty breach]

I just recently bought some I hope they come in soon

Are you talking the ones from the fangamer website?

[vocal sail]

the playing cards

[stray topaz]

Noooooo

I forgot to kill heart again

I really need a mod to remind me to kill heart

This time i had a small deck on iron clad and i was playing budgeon

[dusty breach]

I did see them yeah, those were the ones I bought mainly so I could have some legit Balatro merch. I won't use them for this project (Maybe except the Jokers, the more copies of blueprint the better lol)

[vocal sail]

ic

also

are you adding gameplay as in

are you making your own gameplay

or is it purely all Balatro

and how would the gameplay work

[dusty breach]

I didn't really plan on it yet but the ability to do that would be extremely easy, I just planned on it being as true to the game as it could possibly be

[dusty breach]

That I'm still triyng to figure out, that's why I've got a big google doc trying to iron out all the game logic and see what I need to change or whatever

[vocal sail]

ic

[dusty breach]

Sadly some mechanics become a lot more cumbersome, like certain spectral cards are going to be an entire micro-game to figure out unless I decide to change what it does

[vocal sail]

this seems efficient

[dusty breach]

If you roll them all at the same time maybe but it's a lot of tables and frankly kinda looks ugly like this lol

[vocal sail]

maybe only work on some cards

you dont have to worry about everything all at once

[dusty breach]

Yeah

[vocal sail]

like maybe make enough to play the game

like when your starting out balatro you only have so much

[dusty breach]

Oh I know
I also know though things can quickly explode with how many edge cases there can be. Just trying to have solid concrete logic on everything otherwise it'll be sloppy to play

That being said, thankfully a ton of these cards are extremely easy and don't need any changes at all

Like the only Tarot card I had to change was Wheel of Fortune all the rest are exactly the same

[vocal sail]

oh why did you have to change the wheel?

o wait

[dusty breach]

To allow for dice rolls lol

[vocal sail]

the chance for NOT getting it

[vocal sail]

i was going to recomed using the cards shuffle again but

its more complex

[dusty breach]

In this example I think the dice are decently efficient

You only have to do extra work if the wheel actually succeeds

And we all know that's not gonna happen

[vocal sail]

well i mean

you could roll a d4

1 means you get the edition

3-4 means you dont

then u could shuffle the editions

pick your poison

im just realizing the wheel is much more common to get then i thought

[dusty breach]

I might stick with the dice on this particular one since editions are weighted perfectly to a d10

[vocal sail]

fair enough

you should really get an auto shuffler though lol

[dusty breach]

Trust me I've thought about it LOL

There's going to be so much freaking shuffling

That's why I'm putting everything in sleeves to make it easier

[vocal sail]

yeah

[mellow raven]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[vocal sail]

i havent even finished ch 2

[mellow raven]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[vocal sail]

shh i watched 1-3

[mellow raven]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[vocal sail]

i got the game much later

[vale cliff]

bnnuy

[stray topaz]

Why does this sound depressing?

[lunar barn]

You're right, i should've added more watermarks

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

you find yourself in a goobsmooch animation and you have to survive for 5 minutes without dying or getting brutally injured, what do you do?

[delicate bane]

ၑ༽ၷ࿮ཱིဎဘྃྑ၃ၸ༻ဍလညྋ࿘ཫ࿐ཐ༓ႊ྄ၠDAVIDဒၺཥ࿱࿆༣းၑ࿝ཽၲၼྎཷ༕ཱဗ࿬၍ླཌཞဌ༄ྱ၌ၤွၻ༲ၲྰဍၕ၊ཷၩၐྦྷྜွྲྀဓၤ࿿FACE༧༪၈࿅ႇ྘၇ྻ၅ါ༷ྒྷ༁࿋ནၙྖྦྷဇ༡းྞ࿸ྉཋြဝၬྲྀမ࿍ོ༹ၟး࿱ྑ༷ၞ၂༡ྗဓၗ༿ၕ༵၏ဥྫྣ࿘࿯ႏ࿵ႅGIVEཝཌငཱྀ࿝ၙSKINဉဥထ࿫཭ཙ࿍བྷျ္཯࿠ၨ၅ၙပ༞༛༨༁၅ྐྵ༡༮࿉ཽ༮༉཈༄࿅༒ဏཱི༶ྺ༟ည༵င࿒်ခྛ༯༹࿝༊း཮ྣཪ་࿷ိၩၭ࿐ྰ༊༼࿝࿬MARCH 27࿂ྒྷཻႃ࿻པ

sorry i escaped containment ill go back to my cell #1466366375697186989

[glossy fulcrum]

damn... im kinda tired of "you will own nothing and be happy"

are you ready for ze new world order

[storm condor]

My poor headphone jacks :(

[vale cliff]

Jacks from balatro

[lunar barn]

Not to be political but I'd love to own what i buy and know that my efforts will yield results, y'know

[storm condor]

Mmmmm

Pizza

🤤

Wait what in tarnations is that username

[brittle talon]

You're right.

[vale cliff]

Are all of these contexts completely wrong

[hollow eagle]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1381787656052019230

[thin vine]

i played too much balatro lmao time to play the funny game instead

[dusty lynx]

jesus christ you're playing Tohou!

SOMEBODY STOP THEM!

[hollow eagle]

https://imgur.com/t226gQs

wrong gif

anyways

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1381787656052019230

[sharp bay]

Nahhhhh

They're chill

[willow thicket]

th mentioned!!!

[thin vine]

got 8 captures in a row this time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlLMepvTRVo

[proud stag]

<@&1133519078540185692>
-# I guess

[south kraken]

https://youtu.be/4nTyblfODQ4?si=NQD-5qE5Zx7xKDTD
peam

[uncut pine]

Fatass

[south kraken]

stupid ms paint doodles

don't ask about the phallus

[south kraken]

I don't like it

[pearl flume]

Please rank the following topic 1-5, with 1 being the best. Today's topic is: Food Flavoring

Chocolate
Strawberry
Banana
Vanilla
Mint

[brittle talon]

1. Choco.
2. Banana.
3. Strawberry.
4. Vanilla.
5. Mint.

[coarse meadow]

1. strawberry
2. chocolate
3. vanilla
4. banana
5. mint

[south kraken]

1. vanilla
2. banana
3. mint
4. choco
5. strawberry

[worldly temple]

1. Choco
2. Strawberry
3. Vanilla
4. Banana
5. Mint

[winter smelt]

how to hate on secret universe and feodoric moment 🔥

supernove is secret]

ayo recluse??? SECRET UNIVERSE REFERENCE??

[stray topaz]

I lost the only run I play grand finale

😭

[chrome wedge]

Helloooo

What's up everyone

[brittle talon]

Hello dale.

[dusty breach]

Pile ‘o rocks

[pale swallow]

Make sure to get every achievement

[winter smelt]

in oneshot?

every badge you mean?

[manic osprey]

now make tgem out of real rocks

[versed garden]

oops all 6 and a x mult and it works well

[glossy fulcrum]

in gonna tear your eyes out

they dont have space for oops bruh

[versed garden]

negative joker, or the voucher

[glossy fulcrum]

both quite rare

[winter smelt]

@pale swallow

did u mean eveyr oneshot badge

[versed garden]

you just have to believe

[runic merlin]

my ftp server is so cool, its powered by the whole ass wall and it has a supercomputer cpu in it

someone guess what it is

[winter smelt]

HOW THE-

[karmic slate]

Poker night at the inventory coming back

Nice

[pale swallow]

maybe

i was busy playing twilight princess

when suddenly... HE... showed up

[pale swallow]

Can’t even share my fun anymore

I’m over here cackling at this and you resort to violence

[stiff flame]

What are we doing 😭 🙏

[glossy fulcrum]

you know its fake when they shush the camera

he didnt "sneak".

(i have no idea who this is)

[neat cypress]

Oh it loaded

Awesome

[glossy fulcrum]

dumb

[uncut pine]

I just hit da beach and found this fatass

[neat cypress]

Holy shit

[neat cypress]

Chicot+Miku+Jimbo+fat fuck seal :0

What

[uncut pine]

Yea

[severe aurora]

seal looks delicious

[neat cypress]

😰

[uncut pine]

Cow looks delicious

Nah cats milk isnt that white

Its more like transparent

[spare kiln]

CHAT!

[severe aurora]

how could you knew that..

[spare kiln]

MY MERCH ARRIVED

[uncut pine]

Thats why humans dont use to drink it

[uncut pine]

OMG, ITS THE [important person's shirt]

Ew

[spare kiln]

and the darkheart pin!!

[uncut pine]

Its not a dark heart, its the delta rune 😭🙏💔🔥🥀

[spare kiln]

it's listed as "Darkheart Pin"

[uncut pine]

Oh, fr

[spare kiln]

I know it's the rune, the pin was just called something else

[pale swallow]

Did someone say the door to darkness? (Insert cut to Mickey being absolutely dripped out)

[spare kiln]

yeah, even on the packaging

[severe aurora]

what's that stardew valley goods anyway?

just christmas postcard?

[spare kiln]

free extras they threw in

a postcard and a sticker

[uncut pine]

I got a glock in my-

[spare kiln]

I also got a delta rune sticker

free things my beloved

[uncut pine]

U should get the [Balatro playing cards]

[spare kiln]

next on the purchase list

just waiting on a restock

they sell out fast

[uncut pine]

I just get mine from temu

[spare kiln]

I like supporting Fangamer

and I'm willing to pay more for quality

[uncut pine]

Frfr

[spare kiln]

this is the coolest shirt I own now.

holy.

[uncut pine]

But bottleg is funnier cuz looks shitty

[foggy vigil]

The Australian Fangamer website isn't out of stock so I could just buy em whenever :3

[spare kiln]

lucky

:[

[glossy fulcrum]

meow :3

[foggy vigil]

Meow :3

[uncut pine]

It is actually 2 shirts

[spare kiln]

I guess

[uncut pine]

Who is the important person anyway?

[spare kiln]

Kris

wow this shirt is high-quality

[uncut pine]

The shirt is also at the fangamer's undertale page

So ig it from asriel

[spare kiln]

probably

[uncut pine]

Since hes in both udertale and deltarune

Or even CHARA

[spare kiln]

well I'm now Kris irl

oh joyous day!

[foggy vigil]

W

[uncut pine]

Beutiful day outside

Birds are singing, flowers are blooming

In days like these, kids like you

Should go to the festival

[spare kiln]

agreed

man, I feel important

I'm an important person now

[glossy fulcrum]

i dont

[spare kiln]

shirt could fix that

[glossy fulcrum]

doubt

[uncut pine]

Business man

[spare kiln]

cmon, sucumb to material desire

buy cool merch

[glossy fulcrum]

i wouldnt like the merch

not my style

[spare kiln]

doesn't have to be the specific kind i got

merch in general is awesome

[uncut pine]

I love nintendo merch

[glossy fulcrum]

oh

well i have a merch

and i like it

[spare kiln]

show?

[foggy vigil]

Balatro thigh highs when

[glossy fulcrum]

👀

[uncut pine]

Hell yeah

[glossy fulcrum]

make them look like the magic deck

[spare kiln]

must invest

[foggy vigil]

Million dollar idea, we gotta get localthunk on this

[glossy fulcrum]

uts the sebastian solace plush

@ thunk balatro thigh highs when 👀

he could advertise them like

"make your balatro skills better by improving bloodflow to the brain"

[uncut pine]

New Joker Idea:
Hormones therapy joker
Gains +30 chips when king turned queen

[glossy fulcrum]

why not jacks

can commoners not be trans hmm?

[uncut pine]

Jacks are non binary

[glossy fulcrum]

no

[uncut pine]

Headcanon

[foggy vigil]

Jokerfluid,
Face cards count as jacks, kings and queens

[glossy fulcrum]

my headcannon is different so therefor you are wrong

jokersexual
face cards get freaky when drawn

[neat cypress]

What about queen to king or jack to queen

[foggy vigil]

[uncut pine]

Yeah ok sounds good

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[neat cypress]

Jestrogen and jestosterone

[uncut pine]

Bro did u just said ":3"

[foggy vigil]

:3

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[uncut pine]

:3

[foggy vigil]

:3c

[glossy fulcrum]

:3c

[neat cypress]

Ɛ:

[glossy fulcrum]

E:

[uncut pine]

:3c

[glossy fulcrum]

:3c

[foggy vigil]

Oh god the 3 is backwards

[uncut pine]

3:<

[neat cypress]

Wait we have another Astro??

Waow

[foggy vigil]

This has been said to me before lol

[neat cypress]

Oh teehee

[foggy vigil]

[neat cypress]

Look at him go!!

[wheat coral]

they get big naturals

[glossy fulcrum]

trye

true

[foggy vigil]

Tenna deltarune 😌

[neat cypress]

I love undertable/deltarude

[glossy fulcrum]

when you find out your goat glooby 💔

[neat cypress]

He’s NEVER glooby

[spare kiln]

siick

[glossy fulcrum]

https://youtu.be/Pwo_A0wddPM

me in 1 day

[neat cypress]

Guys no tadc spoilers ive seen like three episodes teehee

[spare kiln]

I'm Kris Deltarune irl now

[glossy fulcrum]

watch more

[neat cypress]

What if toby one day says “oh yeah the important person is Chara not Kris”

[glossy fulcrum]

ill watch with u

[neat cypress]

Ehhh i didn’t really like it

[spare kiln]

same shirt

[glossy fulcrum]

it gets better

[neat cypress]

I am planning on watching it all though

[spare kiln]

Idc

[neat cypress]

Yeah but still..,

[spare kiln]

oh well, guess I might have to commit some murders

it's worth it for the shirt

[neat cypress]

I unironically almost said “Chara why did you make me do that” irl one time

[spare kiln]

I regularly do

I've become multed out of my mind

[neat cypress]

Woah jevil status :0

[spare kiln]

yes

he just like me

[glossy fulcrum]

fucking PRONOUNS!!!
fucking gender ambiguity!!!

[wheat coral]

im going to bomb this man

liverals and their sissy pronouns...

[spare kiln]

hi sasla

[neat cypress]

Actually this is the “what gender are you attracted to” option

Which is why multiple are selected

[glossy fulcrum]

nintendo added GAY to tomodachi???

[spare kiln]

the hot kind

[glossy fulcrum]

this MIGHT be peak

[neat cypress]

You didn’t know?

[glossy fulcrum]

i didnt watch the direct

[neat cypress]

Me neither

[glossy fulcrum]

i was already hyped before hand

but man

[neat cypress]

I don’t want spoilers

[glossy fulcrum]

i am buying this game for sures

[wheat coral]

Boobies.mmm.....

[glossy fulcrum]

penid

mmmm

[neat cypress]

Gay and non binary and pansexual 👍

[spare kiln]

I'm not because I hate modern Nintendo

[glossy fulcrum]

i knew about the non binary

[wheat coral]

I'm not gay, Greg

[neat cypress]

Nerd

[spare kiln]

yes, and?

[neat cypress]

God tier level of knowledge about the spherical object

[glossy fulcrum]

i also hate nintendo but on the other hand whether or not i give them like 40 or 50 dollars however much it'll be will ultimately make no difference on how much money the company has as it is a tiny fraction of their total worth

[spare kiln]

placeholder

[neat cypress]

I like the games where am i gonna do NOT buy them?

[glossy fulcrum]

also nintendo happens to have some good games

[spare kiln]

🏴‍☠️

[neat cypress]

That’s for anime only

[spare kiln]

I commit stealing

[spare kiln]

but only because they refuse to even let you play the old ones

[neat cypress]

I’m fucking devious

[spare kiln]

Toby Dog

[spare kiln]

you wouldn't download a car....

[midnight lichen]

Why does femtanyl and femboys show up but not female bro 😭😭

[neat cypress]

Why are you typing females

[spare kiln]

autocorrect knows you US

[neat cypress]

Say women

[midnight lichen]

Yes it DOES bro

[severe aurora]

cause your keyboard provider read all your screen in real time.

google has you

[midnight lichen]

Because women doesn’t start with “fem”

[spare kiln]

femtanylllll

[midnight lichen]

Uhhhh I think it’s just cus I type those a lot

[spare kiln]

push ur temprrr >_<

[severe aurora]

women start with embryo. 🤪

[midnight lichen]

You start with 1.

[spare kiln]

incorrect, woman start with wo

-caveman Dan

[glossy fulcrum]

it goes based on what you type

frequently

[midnight lichen]

Apparently I type femboys and femtanyl a lot

[glossy fulcrum]

so the answer is cuz u like femtanyl and femboys

[spare kiln]

based alert?

[midnight lichen]

Yeah I do 👍

[glossy fulcrum]

me too

[midnight lichen]

Nice

[spare kiln]

mood

[woven hornet]

Jevious

[midnight lichen]

Bro might be able to do anything

[woven hornet]

Anyone wanna play Helldivers😭

[midnight lichen]

—— --^——

What I typed the freedom motif

[spare kiln]

it's just a simple numbers game! play cards until your score beats the blind!

[midnight lichen]

Why’d it do that

[woven hornet]

Then your strings get cut

[glossy fulcrum]

formatting

meow

[woven hornet]

Is this Mario kart?

[glossy fulcrum]

_meow_

[spare kiln]

the jimbo revolving

[severe aurora]

Jimbo Kart, when?

[midnight lichen]

We need a jevil joker it would be perfect cus he’s just a joker card in the light world

[spare kiln]

wait...

Jimbo J. Joker...

Jevil

[midnight lichen]

No it’s deltarune

[severe aurora]

bloodborne kart please.

[spare kiln]

JIMBO JEVIL JOKER

AHA