🃏・off-topic

[vagrant forge]

I mean man I wanted the dolphins but that train is long gone lol

BRO

SEAHAWKS

WHAT

[dense vortex]

seahawks are good

[vagrant forge]

95-YD TD

What’s the flag

that kick bro 😭

[dense vortex]

seahawks are starting strong

lets see how this goes

[vagrant forge]

49ers had a dumbass 4th down play

[dense vortex]

this seems like seahawk's half

[vagrant forge]

This is DEFINITELY a Seahawks half with that play just now 😭

[dense vortex]

LOL

giving the ball away nonstop

😂

[rustic yew]

49ers got everything EXCEPT ball handling 💔

[dense vortex]

that pass interference isnt helping them either

wowww

[vagrant forge]

There we go

49ers just had too many injuries

[pearl flume]

Please choose an insect, bug or the like before clicking the black bar.

||Bitten by a radioactive THIS, what powers are you granted ?||

[hollow eagle]

smack, toxic stab, and block

so like

i guess im really good with a knife now?

thats abt it

[delicate bane]

wow

i can

be annoying and fly into lamps

pros:

• flight
  cons:
• only towards light sources

[vagrant forge]

@dense vortex Bo nix out for the season

Broken ankle

Rip

[fiery grotto]

Whos hungy?

[fiery grotto]

I picked dung beetle, thats really all you need to know...

[glossy fulcrum]

black widow
||i think i’d just die lol||

[fiery grotto]

We are so good at this

[stray topaz]

Is this another balatro-inspired game?

[fiery grotto]

An omelet-cooking roguelike inspired by Balatro. Grab ingredients from a conveyor belt and create wacky combinations to satisfy the ever-increasing demands of customers.

-The dev when describing the game

So yeah

But its actually really fun once you learn everything, I thought it was gonna be boring at first

[glossy fulcrum]

ive seen quite a bit of balator inspired roguelites

is balatro the next slay the spire

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

Can you show me directions to the nearest gas station?

[vale cliff]

Always has been

[glossy fulcrum]

not the kirk tag qwq

[mellow raven]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[stray topaz]

Balatro learns alot from slay the spire

But is easier to learn

And has big number

Talking about slay the spire

I already lost interest in it cuz some gatekeepers insult me on how bad i was at the game

Fuck these morons they shitting on people having fun

😭

[atomic glen]

Rtb is amazing

[stray topaz]

I prefer ride the bussy

[severe aurora]

🔞

[frail kraken]

how many games have yall gone into mostly/fully blind(not counted if you played when they were new games or sequels), i thought about this a while ago and the few I could think of was Hades, Firewatch, Hollow Knight, and Slay the Spire, maybe Terraria too but my memory is fuzzy on that, too much time on it to remember the early bits

Also I guess the bloons games too, idek how they got on my phone all those years ago, i swear they were just there

[foggy wharf]

i try to

with all my games

i dislike looking up walkthroughs or beginner tips

unless i find myself struggling

[frail kraken]

i think im just too broke to get the games i want without watching vids before, or i find them from the vids

most games i try to do by myself tho, a while ago i used to search most stuff up

[warm mountain]

the metro trilogy, the fallout saga and a few more i need to recall

oh watch dogs and dying light and if it counts fifa the journey

[frail kraken]

i feel like its just getting harder to go into games blind now tho, could just be me ngl, like especially if theyre popular

[warm mountain]

i agree i feel like modern games are designing more complex maps and that isnt necessarily bad but itll lead to more confusion w players

[foggy wharf]

lowkirkenuinely i think ya'll just got a skill issue

[frail kraken]

i can practically guarentee i dont

[foggy wharf]

you're dead ass talking about it being hard to play games blind

[warm mountain]

no

[foggy wharf]

[warm mountain]

there is a difference between confusion and difficulty

[frail kraken]

yeah what are you on about trash

[warm mountain]

i feel like nowadays the pathing in games has gone really insane cause you need to go down twenty areas a secret door turn on five switches and to fight a mino boss to get to any boss/important part in a game

[foggy wharf]

maybe you just dont like RPGs?

exploration is supposed to be fun

[warm mountain]

i mean

i tolerate rpgs

and love open worlds

[foggy wharf]

like i dont fuck with the linear story games, like God of War or Jedi Survivor

so i dont play em

[warm mountain]

but if you want me to go through a bunch of tunnels the length of the entire map just to fight any kind of secret op bullshit i just wont

[pearl flume]

I'm such a dumbass

I just bit the top off my disposable chopsticks instead of the actual food I was eating.

[foggy wharf]

imo, people who complain about games these days, just arne't playing the right games. AAA has been shitty for years, but there's real gems of indie games coming out

[brittle talon]

Wordle 1,674 5/6

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[foggy wharf]

we live in the age of silksong, KCD2, Stalker 2. Vintge games like Rimworld are still supported and being developed. There's independent projects like Manor Lords and half sword which are new ways to view the classic medieval RPG genre

there's no way you can say games are bad now

[severe aurora]

👋

[vale cliff]

I don’t know what everything after silksong is

[warm mountain]

that doesnt mean they dont have the right to complain

[foggy wharf]

broaden those horizons

[foggy wharf]

who was talking about them not having the right to complain?

I can say they have bad taste in games and should move away from AAA

[warm mountain]

you can play indie games and still complain about AAA games

[warm mountain]

youre literally insinuating that

[foggy wharf]

sounds like a mind killer tbh

I'd rather just play good games and talk about good games

[warm mountain]

only thing youre saying is "oh im smart theyre dumb ha" people have their tastes and their choice and its okay to still play shit

games are a form of art which means theyre subjective

only thing you're being is a snob smh

[foggy wharf]

im sorry you feel that way lmao

dawg i wasn't talking about you

just gamers in general

who consume trash and spit out trash

and wonder why games are bad these days

when they're just objectively not

[vale cliff]

Did you consent?

[foggy wharf]

no‼️

[vale cliff]

Aw man

😔

I’m sorry they consumed you

[foggy wharf]

anyways ya

games good

[dense vortex]

yea i saw that too

crazy way to go out

[storm condor]

god damn it's so windy here

my house is shaking

[strong lintel]

Hope you're okay

[pearl flume]

Would you press the button ?

You'll get to make 3 wishes to a genie.

But

The person you hate the most in the world also gets 3 wishes.

[lunar barn]

i don't hate anyone

[severe aurora]

if you can't evade it, then just enjoy it. 🗨️ 🤡

[wheat coral]

I have bad taste in video games

[wheat coral]

Yeah

Nobody hates me to the point of smiting me at least I hope so

I just hope that the person is smart enough to not destroy the economy

[coarse meadow]

yeah, i'd just wish for the person i hate most to be unable to make and fulfil their wishes

[brittle talon]

Giving 3 wishes to Netanyahu doesn't sound like a great idea.

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah, no,

i'd ve terrified if trump got 3 wishes

[coarse meadow]

besides the [n/150 jokers] thing, what's with the other [x/y]s?

[glossy fulcrum]

mines not balayro related

[coarse meadow]

what game would be like the american counterpart to touhou

[dense hull]

Real life with all these shootings

[lunar barn]

Highschool

[strong lintel]

I doubt such a concept would be possible

[coarse meadow]

im not saying it has to be exact

any american top-down shoot-em-up where you're flying and you usually shoot forwards (upwards) works

[strong lintel]

Probably just some space- or military-themed bullet hell game

But then again, that would gain a lot of flack with the current political climate

[glossy fulcrum]

meow nyaa purrr~

[ornate nebula]

team fortress 2

[tame juniper]

Just discovered my late grandmother's recipe for dill bread. One of the best things I've ever eaten

[gray harness]

Kaledera eruptor destroys the zombies (abyssal garg didn't even last 2 seconds lmao)

[warm mountain]

hell no vinicius gtfo ew

[warm mountain]

dark souls

or any fromsoft game

[ionic skiff]

Salt on pizza

[glossy fulcrum]

this game MIGHT have powercreep

[gray harness]

who would've thought the plant that's the automatic version of a powerful manual plant would be good

[glossy fulcrum]

not me

[neat cypress]

One of your wishes is to take away his wishes

[glossy fulcrum]

clever

[neat cypress]

Or wish that he becomes a woke liberal

[vale cliff]

Do the wishes stack?

As in, do people who hate themselves get 6 wishes?

[lucid isle]

If you hate multiple people evenly the most do they each get 3 or is it divided between them, or is it given to one of them at random.

[vale cliff]

They rock paper scissors for them

[somber slate]

I could probably drink a whole bottle of water in a minute

Or less

[tribal knoll]

There's a whole sub-genre of "bullet hells/bullet heavens" in shoot-em-ups; but most of the "Americas" versions are generally imports from Japan arcade devs.

[lucid isle]

I have, its actually not that hard.

[tribal knoll]

Now that said; the most popular "touhou" esque in America probably games like irem R-type, and Razing works like Battle Garegga.

Oh, and Metal Slug & Contra; we can't forget those two.

Wikipedia makes an Argument for Undertale/Deltarune.

[vale cliff]

Undertale’s combat system is literally inspired by touhou?

Why wouldn’t it be?

[neat cypress]

What’s touhou?

[grim minnow]

YOUR JOKING

[outer steppe]

Life
Death

[outer steppe]

So I get 6 wishes
I only need one.
Well maybe 2
My bro needs a 6'4 goth baddie

[strong lintel]

https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Touhou_Project

It's a Japanese folklore-inspired anime girl franchise mostly consisting of bullet hell games /info

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

Whilst happily driving down a long stretch of road you spot something peculiar.

A nice young man out for a jog in a fashionably orange jumpsuit and matching handcuffs!

As he spots you he waves you down and begs you to stop, saying that he doesn't know WHERE to go, just needs to go away from here FAST.

What a carefree spirit! What do you say ?

[vagrant forge]

The bears wow

[vale cliff]

Is he hot?

[neat cypress]

Can i have one too? ❤️

[pearl flume]

Think Adam Sandler

[vale cliff]

That’s not very young, then

[pearl flume]

Adam Sandler during The Mask

[vale cliff]

Not Jim Carrey?

[glossy fulcrum]

ill pick him up i guess

hes cuffed so

[somber slate]

Lead him to the woods

[fading hedge]

Hello

Honses :)

[glossy fulcrum]

horse jumpsvares

[foggy wharf]

petition to call Imperial measurements "Freedom units" because literally only america uses them

[glossy fulcrum]

people call them that wuite a bit

:3

[severe aurora]

Liberia and Myanmar use. 😏

[foggy wharf]

ya but like make it official

[foggy wharf]

american colonies

[sharp bay]

A loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter

A loaf of milk, a container of bread and a Joe Dirt DVD

A Joe Dirt DVD, Scarlet Johansson and a treasure from a fish tank

[foggy wharf]

i should gamble on whether trump takes the invasion hot with greenland

[robust marlin]

Why my gambler off topic chat is full of horses

Chat, it's already chinese new year?

[carmine fable]

https://youtube.com/shorts/VYXAND8enUo?si=KpenyQYdcC_LNQCM

[vale cliff]

It’s 2026 everywhere, I think

[foggy wharf]

the confuscian calendar is different from the gregorian calendar, and also yes, it's chinese new year

year of the dog i think

[vale cliff]

Kidding, but thanks anyway

[foggy wharf]

some people dont know about the chinese calendar

[leaden depot]

there is no calendar, ever

time is irrelevant

[foggy wharf]

bros posting from the 4th dimension

what's a hypercube like?

[leaden depot]

Revealing.

[pearl flume]

Internet is running out so they're reducing our quality by ALOT, I can barely watch a youtube video, but my family still refuses to renew the subscription until they send a notice.

[foggy wharf]

lmao i bet your family has an unlimited internet plan, but after however many hundred gigs they throttle it

[pearl flume]

do you mean unlimited as in time or gigs ?

because yes to gigs no to time, we renew it every 6 months

[foggy wharf]

"unlimited" as in they'll never shut it off, but you'll experience slow internet

[pearl flume]

it's just that, without fail, everytime we get to the last week of the 6 month limit

they throttle our speed

[vale cliff]

I’m Chinese 😭

[foggy wharf]

no ur not

ur canadian now

visa free travel babyyyyyy

[vale cliff]

Chinese-Canadians just got erased

[foggy wharf]

i wanna visit china now that i dont need a visa

[wraith garden]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[stray topaz]

I respect people who are good at slay the spire

😭

Im dotshit at it

Cant even win a single run without savescumming

[wraith garden]

oh i am not good at slay the spire

i savescum pretty regularly while i'm still learning

especially against heart LMAO

[stray topaz]

I even need to savescum on base game

😭

[wraith garden]

but it's a really really fun game and getting better at sts will help me improve at balatro even more

[stray topaz]

And need to watch steamers

[wraith garden]

it's also very humbling

going from being good at one game to being bad at another

[stray topaz]

Actually id rather savescumming than watching streamers to learn the game

Its more fun

I played balatro without watching any streamers before gold stake

Cuz I used to hard stuck at gold stake black deck for a week i think

[hollow eagle]

this would do wonders on tumblr

[tall wave]

I have slay the spire but havent played it yet

[stray topaz]

Play it

You cant be worse than me

😭

Is it mormal to beat the base game after 60 runs and 40hrs of playing

With savescumming

Chat

Can I send cattos in here

[mellow raven]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[rain cave]

gort

[pearl flume]

M.O.A Riddle, every level of black bar, a new clue.

||Call me by my either name and you'll know what I am||
||A high class meal or cheaply served, by lonesome or with glam||
||From the dirt onto your plate in so many forms to choose!||
||Whether you boil me, mash me, fry me great, or stick me in a stew||

The answer: ||Potato||

[weak breach]

@fleet delta seems to be a suspicious user, joined nine days ago and sent me a friend request, no messages in the server
I've seen scammers do this

[mellow raven]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[forest night]

Potayto potahto

[lunar barn]

ai looking pfp too

to the gulag with them

[coarse meadow]

FORBIDDEN PESTO

[vagrant forge]

Bum

[gusty burrow]

guys they should add a dinosaur to bakatro

[lunar barn]

hey i was watching that

[gusty burrow]

oh oops

[coarse meadow]

thinking about banana chips...

[grizzled epoch]

i kinda fw the vertical layout tbh

i think it'd be much more comfortable for a casual setting rather than having to put your phone on portrait mode to play and i think it'd be a cool alternative layout option

[glossy fulcrum]

please dont give these games attention, just report them to playstack

[grizzled epoch]

Sorry

[foggy wharf]

thinking bout you

[glossy fulcrum]

gau

y

[coarse meadow]

what 😕

[foggy wharf]

[foggy wharf]

u hard u hard

[glossy fulcrum]

nope .^.

[foggy wharf]

u gotta be hard to run the streets

[glossy fulcrum]

finee

uwu

[brittle talon]

BIG bread.

[foggy wharf]

that's what happened to my hapster?!

[lunar barn]

You making khachapuri?

[little surge]

google ai is delusional

[glossy fulcrum]

alright who got it pregnant

[somber slate]

Fenixzcafe art mentioned

[glossy fulcrum]

havent heard of them

:3

[somber slate]

That's the artist of the drawing

[glossy fulcrum]

figured

[somber slate]

Yeah I had a oc made from them one time

[glossy fulcrum]

woaw

:3

[foggy wharf]

gang I think my pharmacist is out to get me. My usual anti-psychotics are no light blue and smell minty??

[somber slate]

What's ur favorite colors?

[glossy fulcrum]

pink

:3

[somber slate]

Just pink?

[foggy wharf]

im quite fond of pink, blue, and white

dunno y

[somber slate]

I like yellow

[foggy wharf]

piss baby

[somber slate]

NOOOOOOO

NO

[glossy fulcrum]

i like other colors

pinks just my fave

i like black and white a lot too

[somber slate]

Valid

[foggy wharf]

those are shades

not colours

[glossy fulcrum]

i dont give a single shit

[somber slate]

THE REACTION

S

[foggy wharf]

[glossy fulcrum]

:p

gay

[dusty lynx]

Dumb question time

How is my existance?

[glossy fulcrum]

gau

y

[somber slate]

A guy

[dusty lynx]

thnx

[soft cedar]

ma 3jabitni leish ma bte7ib el-5adhar, bas ma badna da3m min janbak

[glossy fulcrum]

???

[tawdry crest]

PANDAS R NO LONGER CONSIDERED AN ENDANGERED SPECIES!!!! THEY R NOT AT RISK ANYMORE!!!!

[obsidian bolt]

i can barely read this
whats wrong with not liking green

[soft cedar]

Green is the color of nature and life

[obsidian bolt]

okay but like it's also just a color

[glossy fulcrum]

its also the color of puke and poison

[soft cedar]

Poison is purple

[glossy fulcrum]

and nuclear waste

[glossy fulcrum]

meh

either or

[soft cedar]

kafir look at my name

[obsidian bolt]

i like purple

its the color of uhhh

purple things

[glossy fulcrum]

even if you like nuclear stuff the waste it produces is bad

[soft cedar]

🍇

[obsidian bolt]

true!

[storm condor]

[hollow eagle]

if you can conceive your own existence, you are your own existence

[vale cliff]

That’s so sad

[vagrant forge]

Anyone watching the college football championship

[atomic glen]

Nope

But I just watched a hockey goalie fight

[vagrant forge]

Yeah I saw ppl post about that

not watching that tho lol mb

Wasn’t it two goalies

Wild stuff

[atomic glen]

Yep, Alex Nedelkovic vs Sergei Bobrovsky

[vagrant forge]

Yeah hockey just be doing anything atp 😭🙏

[atomic glen]

Hockey is tough

[vagrant forge]

I’ve never watched it too much unfortunately

So I never got too into it

[atomic glen]

Goalie btw

[vagrant forge]

bro what 😭 just out here beating people with the sticks

[atomic glen]

You also got this guy

[vagrant forge]

Ofc it’s Detroit lol

[atomic glen]

I'm a Detroit fan btw

Meanie

Well

That shows we are tough

And physical

[vagrant forge]

I wasn’t dissing Detroit lol

It just made sense 🤨

[atomic glen]

It does

[vale cliff]

Oh, that’s a baseball

[atomic glen]

What 😭

[somber slate]

Did u just call him a baseball?

[vale cliff]

?

ye

[somber slate]

Crazy

I was crazy once

[pearl flume]

Please choose 2 spells.

The Mind Electric- Shock a person's nervous system, triggering all receptors at once, imagine hitting your funny bone but whole body.

Isle Unto Thyself- Open a temporary pocket dimension that lasts 60 minutes, inside is a small tranquil island with lovely sunset and weather.

Stranded Lullaby- Grants light levitation and floating properties to a person or object.

Murders- Summon a murder of 5-10 crows, with good animal handling skills, they can be ordered.

Dream Sweet- Causes a person to fall asleep and have a prophecy dream of the near future.

[atomic glen]

Isle Unto Thyself and Murders

Only right answers

[vale cliff]

You might be severely underestimating the combat potential of Dream Sweet

Instant knockout

[atomic glen]

They can't get to me if I use pocket dimension

[vale cliff]

Stranded lullaby is kinda useless

Murders is just that but better

[atomic glen]

You underestimate the power of 10 crows

Imagine them jumping you

Or stealing stuff for you

[vale cliff]

Idk why i said just

I agree with you

[atomic glen]

The Mind Electric is kinda useless

Dream Sweet and Murders are interchangeable imo

[vale cliff]

Good control tool, methinks

[atomic glen]

I think Isle Unto Thyself is a must

[vale cliff]

But outscaled by Dream Sweet

[atomic glen]

Fr

Yeah

[tough hollow]

https://mastodon.social/@Firr/115913077093643528

Firr (@[e-mail])

Smh inflation is getting bad I remember when these were only two or three quindecillion bucks

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[atomic glen]

<@&1133519078540185692>

This prob scam

[tough hollow]

what

[sullen portal]

what

It’s a joke tweet

[atomic glen]

Oh

[tired oracle]

This is clearly a joke on scientific notation

[atomic glen]

It looks like a scam I just saw 💔

Mb mods

[tough hollow]

bro

my brother in jimbo

[vagrant forge]

no bad link it’s chill

[vagrant forge]

It’s all good 🙏

[atomic glen]

sorry I see more scams in a day than actual discord users 💔😭

[tough hollow]

mood

[atomic glen]

Also slightly tired from grinding C.A.T.S tryna get this win streak

[atomic glen]

I apologize

[vagrant forge]

This arena is kinda crash turbo star

[atomic glen]

OMG YOU KNOW IT???

WWWW

[vagrant forge]

Goated game

[atomic glen]

Yesssss

[vagrant forge]

Haven’t played it in years though

That and king of thieves is what I remember the most

[atomic glen]

This is my "main"

(I don't use it the most tho)

This is #2 but I use it the most

This is my back up

[vagrant forge]

bro I don’t think I played this far into the game 😭🙏

Actual weapon of mass destruction here

[atomic glen]

I seen someone with 42 million health and 28 million damage

[vagrant forge]

💔💔💔

these cats are DYING bro

Especially with the crusher walls

[atomic glen]

The crusher walls don't have time to activate 💔

C.A.T.S is peak tho

[vagrant forge]

How long is each match at that level

[atomic glen]

The one I'm at?

[vagrant forge]

Yeah

[atomic glen]

I eliminate most people in less than a second

And everyone in less than 6

[vagrant forge]

damn bro 💔💔💔

op ass cats

[atomic glen]

Yes

The problem is that I'm super low health too

So if I don't kill em in 1 second and they get a shot off

I will probably lose

[vagrant forge]

Why not just get more health

Is he stupid

what’s considered a lot of health at ur lvl

[atomic glen]

I can't

[atomic glen]

1 million +

[vagrant forge]

Why go on a glass cannon build if you’re going for a 1k streak

Pretty risky

[atomic glen]

The body I use has very low health but it's the only one with 3 weapon slots that has 120% damage to all weapons

[atomic glen]

If I see someone that might actually beat me, I'll use the 2 mil health one

I beat someone with 1 mil health in less than a second tho soooo

[vagrant forge]

What stats make you switch

[atomic glen]

They have over 900k health and they have damage exceeding my health

[vagrant forge]

I just realized ur 2nd has 1.5m dmg lmao

you really know what ur doing 😭

[atomic glen]

Average fight

[vagrant forge]

Bro 😭

He didn’t even live 💔💔💔

[atomic glen]

Bro just spawned in 💔

[atomic glen]

I actually almost feel bad for this one

[vagrant forge]

Bro WHO are you playing against 😭

I thought they were on tier

[atomic glen]

A fan

[atomic glen]

THE FIGHT LASTED .00000000121 SECONDS

[vagrant forge]

Literal death aura

[atomic glen]

I'm actually goated at this game

Def the shortest win I had today

[atomic glen]

Yes. And copter drones will attack immediately and can hit you at any point anywhere on the arena

They track

[vagrant forge]

That’s hella op

[atomic glen]

Nvm this is fastest

[vagrant forge]

Dawg 😭😭😭😭

[atomic glen]

I'm kinda goated

[vagrant forge]

I’m kinda moated

[atomic glen]

Moated?

Middest of all time? 😭😭

[vagrant forge]

wait I can’t send the gif

It’s niche

[atomic glen]

Send in dms

[atomic glen]

The power of stacking

[vagrant forge]

Fuck UM bro

Piss me off

[atomic glen]

UM?

[vagrant forge]

University of Miami

The championship game

against Indiana

[atomic glen]

Ahh

Gotcha

[vagrant forge]

It’s 4th & 5 in the red zone and you think they’re gonna run some normal ass play

[fiery meadow]

Mendoza is a freak

That was insane

[vagrant forge]

that was a really good play though

[fiery meadow]

It was

[vagrant forge]

but DAMN bro Miami lock in

[fiery meadow]

Miami is cooked

Indiana about to get their first chip and go 16-0

[vagrant forge]

Miami should js start cheating lowk

[fiery meadow]

Miami is gonna dagger themselves with a turnover

[vagrant forge]

The double 4th attempts though is just absurd

[atomic glen]

Ceremonial Dagger mentioned?

Balala ref?

[vagrant forge]

I’ll turn the game off right there

If that happens

[fiery meadow]

lol Miami with the hold

They’re so cooked

Beck trying to get a safety

Why is Miami running and killing the clock

Are they seppukuing?

[vagrant forge]

Yo Miami highkey pulled a Tyler Loop w that missed fg

They gonna lose because of that

[fiery meadow]

Man I thought that was the game

[atomic glen]

Just hit 200 chat

[fiery meadow]

What a dumb throw

[vagrant forge]

It’s all about the hype moments and aura

[fiery meadow]

Lololol

Miami wtf are you doing

[vagrant forge]

Hollup I think ur ahead of me

bro

💔

[fiery meadow]

Well they’re alive for now

Still killing tonsssss of time though

[vagrant forge]

yeah idek atp bro

can we just execute the special teams that’s what I want

For that fumble td

GOOD PASS

[fiery meadow]

Good YAC

OOOOOOOO

so close to dagger

[vagrant forge]

I swear they’re gonna lose by three fucking points

I hope that kicker gets fired

[fiery meadow]

We got a game again

[vagrant forge]

LFG

LETS GO

[fiery meadow]

Watch them miss the PAT

[vagrant forge]

I will kill you

🙏

not actually

[signal owl]

this is the beach i'm visiting tomorrow 😄

[fiery meadow]

Foobal

[signal owl]

I have decided that I wish to spend all my time hanging out at beaches and chatting with women

[atomic glen]

Erm

Okay...?

[fiery meadow]

Godspeed

Indiana just killing clock

Miami better hope they can hold them to a field goal

[signal owl]

Hawai'i doesn't have an NFL Football team

it should, though 😄

[fiery meadow]

Miami is screwed

[vagrant forge]

Bro

pissing me off

Anything but actual defense in the 4th quarter

[fiery meadow]

Miami defense is MIA

[vagrant forge]

Nice one

[fiery meadow]

lol

[vagrant forge]

If they get a td it’s game

pmo bro

Letting them get 1st downs like a toddler on a candy trail

An they still chose to run it

[fiery meadow]

Game set match

[vagrant forge]

bro

[fiery meadow]

RIP Miami

[vagrant forge]

Flag

[fiery meadow]

It’s for celebration

Doesn’t matter

Game over

[vagrant forge]

damn

[fiery meadow]

Now I can finally go to bed

[vagrant forge]

Execute special teams

execute the entirety of I’m

UM

[atomic glen]

Approaching 300 👀

We got 300

[atomic glen]

Hello

[limpid parcel]

@glossy fulcrum i love that gearbox let us have fun with it

[glossy fulcrum]

mrrow

[limpid parcel]

Like letting deus parry everything and letting drifter pick up dumb shit

[glossy fulcrum]

im glad gearbox learnt from the launch of sots ☠️

[storm condor]

Mrrrphh

[atomic glen]

Now there's two...great

[glossy fulcrum]

i love cheesing halcyonite with drifter

[glossy fulcrum]

mrreow :3

[limpid parcel]

Ion een wanna talk about that man

Worst day of my life

[storm condor]

Maow :>

[glossy fulcrum]

same i thought ror2 was doomed

[limpid parcel]

Its so funny seeing it rag dol off s cliff

[atomic glen]

STOP 💔

[storm condor]

Mrowww

[limpid parcel]

Mroww :3

[glossy fulcrum]

purrrr

[atomic glen]

Okay imma go back to my winstreak, this was a mistake. Goodbye people

[limpid parcel]

Lmao

[glossy fulcrum]

there are some complaints i have abt ac tho

for example

solus distributor

[limpid parcel]

Omg yes

[glossy fulcrum]

deploy progeny

[limpid parcel]

Takes way too little spawn credits and it fucking teleports

[glossy fulcrum]

yes

the teleport sucks so much

[limpid parcel]

There are always 2 trillion mines everywhere

[glossy fulcrum]

just make it work like shungite or whatever people call it

alpha construct

[limpid parcel]

Yes that

[glossy fulcrum]

and like

the mines inherit elite aspects

[limpid parcel]

Stationary isnt bad for an enemy mike that i think that would make it cooler actually

[glossy fulcrum]

glacial on death effect

[limpid parcel]

Like a long range thing but its sumn u have to find and deal with

[glossy fulcrum]

need i say more

[limpid parcel]

Its so so so dumb

[glossy fulcrum]

the blazing elite trail can be pretty dangerous too

i havent seen a collective or malachite distributor but if they can spawn that would be actual satan

[limpid parcel]

Have u experienced the malachite distributor

[glossy fulcrum]

nah

and i hope i enver do

[limpid parcel]

Dont

[glossy fulcrum]

malachites are scary anyway

[glossy fulcrum]

but with the mones

[limpid parcel]

Malachites are a cool addition to the game im very glad they exist so looping isnt completely brain dead

[storm condor]

I feel like you're some omnipotent being

[limpid parcel]

It is to me now but i used to do it

[glossy fulcrum]

now the mines become
hard to kill
spawn urchins both perodically and kn death

[limpid parcel]

Within like my first 200 hours it was fun

[glossy fulcrum]

true

theyre cool

but scary

and i dont like when i just

run into the urchins

[limpid parcel]

I added u i wanna talk forever abt ror2 and play sometime but its 1 am so i gotta go to bed

[glossy fulcrum]

oh yeah also

[limpid parcel]

Add me back gay guy

[glossy fulcrum]

gilded distributors

okiioki

[atomic glen]

Goodnight to you

[foggy vigil]

Stealing that one

Ty

[harsh ivy]

thievery

[oak lion]

Real

[atomic glen]

Thy meme shall witness thievery

[atomic glen]

Said glass cannon got us halfway!

[coarse meadow]

is that CATS

[atomic glen]

Yes

[vagrant forge]

Damn alright, I wasn’t familiar with your game lol

[atomic glen]

I just passed record lol

[vagrant forge]

U past 1k?

[atomic glen]

No

My old pr was 525

I'm past that now

[atomic glen]

If I hit 1k can I post it in #🎙・server-chat

[vagrant forge]

No

🤫🤫🤫

[atomic glen]

Me sad

[vagrant forge]

I’m sorry 💔

[atomic glen]

Anddd there goes the streak at 546

Wait no we clutched with barely any health

[pearl flume]

"What do you wanna do ? What's your point of view ? There's a party, screw it, do you wanna go ?"

[vale cliff]

That doesn’t rhyme

<@&1133519078540185692>

[vagrant forge]

Bum

[vale cliff]

Butt

[hollow eagle]

youre cooking (pun intended)

[pearl flume]

it's a good song.

[outer steppe]

Bro isn't just cooking, bro is about to SERVE
And it'll be a feast ✋😔🤚

[hollow eagle]

itll be food, not a feast

you van eat food

you cant eat feast

[outer steppe]

A feast of food, my guy.
The feast I suggest is comprised of food items
Consumable matter
That one would find most appetizing

😮‍💨

[vale cliff]

😐

apparently

[neat cypress]

Lolhappy909_lol is pretty cool she should get mod

what are your thoughts chat?

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Become your most ideal self physically.

Or

Become fully mentally healthy.

[foggy wharf]

realistically, there's no "fully mentally healthy", especially as we live in a deeply ill society. But even so, being more mentally well can lead to you doing more and becoming physically ideal

that said

I'd take the former

i wanna be hawt

[severe aurora]

Mental is Physical.

you're just piles of braincell and nerve.

[foggy wharf]

you gotta take care of your body to take care of mind or smth

[coarse meadow]

mental

[foggy wharf]

i feel like if i was always the hottest person in the room, my mental state would improve

[south ivy]

Who did you get?

[neat cypress]

Physically

[neat cypress]

I don’t know the names

The one that looks gay

[foggy wharf]

the hot one

[foggy wharf]

lmao which one

[neat cypress]

The Gay demon who swears

[foggy wharf]

that increased the possibilities

[neat cypress]

Actually idk maybe this is the only character in that show who doesn’t swear

[south ivy]

So all of them?

[neat cypress]

I watched season one when it came out as a joke so i could more effectively mock it (i really really enjoyed it)

[south ivy]

What month are you born in?

[neat cypress]

The month with the gay swearing animated character who makes sex jokes

(I think)

[south ivy]

Really helpful, thanks.

[neat cypress]

You’re welcome ❤️

[brittle talon]

I refuse to get any of them.

[south ivy]

Why not?

[brittle talon]

Don't like hazbin hotel.

[south ivy]

This is the third hacked account this week

[south ivy]

Hate As you wish

[foggy wharf]

hazbin certainly isn't 10/10 media, but it's not bad

there's an obvious artistic direction it's taking. Good comedy, fun character design

i really like mifty

• i promise you the goth baddie in your life loves it

[brittle talon]

Writing that falls flat each episode coupled with character designs that look like a 14 year old made them from a fanfic. It's certainly not for me.

[foggy wharf]

everyone is entitled to their own opinion

[brittle talon]

That being said, and i know some people would say that. No i'm not telling you that yoh shouldn't like it.

[foggy wharf]

<@&1133519078540185692> gang, please do a honeypot

there wouldn't be so many bots here if people here weren't falling for them

i feel like it's a servers duty to protect it's dumbest users

[brittle talon]

Maybe they should just, use roles like any other server out there.

[foggy wharf]

it's not hard for a bot to react to messages or get the role

but a channel that autobans users who post in it is fool proof

well

fools will fall for it

[brittle talon]

Oh so that's what a honeypot is, quite neat.

I assume it works because the botters don't have time to actually check what's going on, if thst was the case they wouldn't be doing it by bots in the first place.

[foggy wharf]

bots mass join servers that the compromised accounts' friends are in, and post in every open channel top to bottom in that order

so when a bot joins the B&S server, they'll try to post in the very tippy top channel, (the honeypot), and bam

instabanned

[brittle talon]

I heard they sometimes just go at it randomly.

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah this server would really benefit from a honeypot

i see scams all the time

[severe aurora]

best way is go back to use IRC

back to the 80's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUbxFeqRZwI

[foggy wharf]

im going cyberpsycho chooms

[signal owl]

yo dudes you should move to hawai'i and swim in the ocean, dudes

[foggy wharf]

im not going to america

[ionic skiff]

That Shortass Lucifer

[soft cedar]

What about Vanuatu

[violet sundial]

I need to use my nitro bc this is my last day, so here's a gift from a different server

In higher quality

[woeful tide]

Chat what's the minimum number of attempts i need to beat deadlocked

I did 600 attempts and im at 46%

It seems impossible

[tranquil flower]

i like ts game

[wheat coral]

1

[glossy fulcrum]

looks quite easy

[tranquil flower]

this is area 1

normal mode

[tame juniper]

Looks fun

[glossy fulcrum]

i see

well it foes look fun

[tranquil flower]

theres 4 difficulties

[glossy fulcrum]

miiight give it a shot

is there a demo

[tranquil flower]

lunar mode (hardest) is fucking crazy

[tranquil flower]

no

it is 15 dollars i fear

[glossy fulcrum]

ah

easy money

[tranquil flower]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-GI0-zz-UI

[glossy fulcrum]

i'll just go e-beg in a femboy server

ezpz

[tranquil flower]

this game is also niche media

[glossy fulcrum]

niche fruit

[tranquil flower]

niche media

[warm mountain]

chat

my pinky is purple

what do i do

[tranquil flower]

hopital

[stray topaz]

Cut it

[glossy fulcrum]

why

[warm mountain]

was going to catch a loose ball and my teammate tried to send it up as i grabbed it

and i cant go to a hospital actually xrays are closed in my nearest infirmary

[trim vine]

i'm not surprised people here know of this game

[inner dome]

Imagine if air wasn't see-through

[glossy fulcrum]

we probabky wouldve evolved differently

.^.

[queen light]

Hey guys, beggining of my channel, thats a real cool game related to balatro. If any of you can help and share, it will mean a lot to me. Please, if you dont like, dont offend me.

Início do meu canal, quem puder apoiar agradeço muito!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjO_78ZDZlc

[vale cliff]

Why does this look like AI?

[signal kraken]

The YouTube profile picture looks AI too

[tranquil flower]

i have some news for you

[jaunty sphinx]

<@&1133519078540185692> Hi, g'night, so, how should I proceed if someone who's suspected of ban evasion called me a slur on my dm? This happened shortly after they were muted on this server

[vagrant forge]

DM’s

[jaunty sphinx]

Yes but it's in response to something I said here

[sullen portal]

Report them to discord

[vagrant forge]

Just send the message you’re referring to in my DMs and forward the message they responded to

[jaunty sphinx]

Ok

I'll dm you

[neat cypress]

Truth nuke

[neat cypress]

Thanks trash

[dusty lynx]

Dumb question time

whats for groceries for today?

[pearl flume]

What is that move called when you clasp your fingers together and form a ball with your hand then raise it above your head before swinging down ?

[hollow eagle]

1 gallon of buttermilk

cottage cheese

protein powder

vegemite

mix

and enjoy!

[glossy fulcrum]

milk
apples
bread
256 fortnite $20 giftcards
peanut butter

$5146 for simple groceries what has society come to

[hollow eagle]

64 gb of ram

[pearl flume]

Follow the following prescript:

Invoke upon a random person you have not interacted with in this server, compliment them.

[dreamy lotus]

the hot one

[glossy fulcrum]

so none of them

that might be a lie

[vagrant forge]

Yall missing out on jazz btw

Go listen to some jazz

[gray harness]

suffering with challenges in pvz dlc mod

[trim vine]

is this about kuni

[upbeat ginkgo]

@severe aurora

[stiff flame]

What 😭 🙏

[glossy fulcrum]

ngl you're both in the wrong

reddit moment

[royal ruin]

i just started playing balatro this month and i’ve been totally sucked in

i just wanted to share that 😸

[stray topaz]

Ive been playing for almost a year

[royal ruin]

hell yeah! what’s the highest score youve gotten?

[stray topaz]

I think I got to e17 on the old profile

That profule was gone tho

On my new profile i got e15

With lucky cat and polychrome cards and retriggers

[severe aurora]

Malware doro? 🤤

[stray topaz]

I found this website which contains some of the most edgy manga ive read

😮‍💨

[neat cypress]

Was it yaoi?

[vale cliff]

How is yaoi edgy?

[oak lion]

I actually have a family and this is very wrong. Coincidentally, if you moved every image up by a square (bottom line to middle line, middle line to top line, top line to bottom line) it would be nearly perfect

[hollow eagle]

most normal thing ever posted in balatro off topic

[neat cypress]

The ones i currently have is hot and the ones i would have is not please don’t change them

[vale cliff]

The what?!

Okay, I get you didn’t mean family members 😭

[severe aurora]

😔 but.. it's not doro..

[hollow eagle]

ts fire

[grizzled epoch]

is it cool if i post a tiny pixel piece not related to balatro here

[stray topaz]

Not yaoi

Fujoshi

Fujoshi has some very unbelievable taste

How is the word k*nky blocked

[short vale]

yea, have you tried freezing it?

[neat cypress]

i mean i can imagine why

[stray topaz]

But the manga i read

[hollow eagle]

its better that way? will try doing that to a few pieces

[stray topaz]

Has s*xual violence, gore, brainwash tags

[neat cypress]

oh

[stray topaz]

Both the main characters were violated by their parents in the past

[short vale]

trust me its better

[stray topaz]

And I could also found some extremely disgusting on that website

It contains CP, incest

💀

Man

[neat cypress]

ok so

this doesn't seem appropriate for a balatro server

[stray topaz]

What indegent shit i got myself into

Yeah

Thats why i don't say the manga name

Nor the site name

[neat cypress]

you should tell me the name (so that I can avoid it of course 😇)

[vale cliff]

Bruh

[stray topaz]

Nah I shouldn't

[vale cliff]

Did I get ghost pinged?

[stray topaz]

Yeah

I sent a message

But the bot blocked it

Stupid boss

[stray topaz]

Here is the message i intended to send u

[stray topaz]

*bot

[neat cypress]

oh no that was me meow

[vale cliff]

Oh, okie

[pallid pike]

emo yaoi

[gritty mortar]

This should be enough, right?

[pallid pike]

bankruptcy

[gritty mortar]

but the good kind

[neat cypress]

and then you only pull straights and flushes

balatro in off topic?

[stray topaz]

We should be talking about yaoi

In off topic

[coarse meadow]

sibutuye

[pure sage]

Urinal or sink?

[pallid pike]

dog bowl

[carmine moss]

It's kinda both but the water is full of calcium

[severe aurora]

and 37 of mercury and cadmium.

[pure sage]

That’s good for your bones!

[severe aurora]

or could be cesium either.

[carmine moss]

[severe aurora]

but bad for liver

[gritty mortar]

I might have misclicked

[neat cypress]

you will be found in three days without eyes or a mouth

[gritty mortar]

well that's inconvenient

[south ivy]

Best australiums?

For me it's stickybomb launcher

[neat cypress]

me

[south ivy]

What???

[vale cliff]

She’s Australian

[pearl flume]

Will you invoke this button ?

All military and government funding will go towards the betterment of lives and restoration of the planet.

However.

Humanity will be stagnant in discoveries and advancements for the foreseeable 2 hundred (200) years.

[surreal stratus]

2 downsides crazy

[median cape]

yes

we dont need new stuff

just to apply the great stuff we already have to everyone

every year of life gained is less worth than the last because you have a much higher chance of shit quality of life

[surreal stratus]

acting like if all government funding went to 'betterment of lives and restoration of the planet' everything wouldnt collapse

[severe aurora]

but you can talk with stupid dimentia chatbot in insane energy wastes. 🤪

[surreal stratus]

14 years old type of thinking

[severe aurora]

concept of government

[surreal stratus]

straight up what a child would come up as a solution to our problems

[median cape]

its called a hypothetical

[severe aurora]

why not just press more debt then dump it to new generations? 😏

[surreal stratus]

it still has to make sense

even in the hypothetical

otherwise it's a pointless discussion

[median cape]

nope the mind is not bound to realism

[median cape]

its the balatro discord

what do you expect

[severe aurora]

keep revolving new 30 years bonds to dump it eternity.. 🗨️ 🤡

[gray mantle]

took the blind skip with 2 2 mega standard packs

[glossy fulcrum]

is this supposed to be good

theres a blue seal RIGHT THERE!!!!!

[gray mantle]

yep

idk i only got 160hours but i kept getting negative king after

[glossy fulcrum]

negative king?

[gray mantle]

or 200 idk

yes

baron

i mean

[glossy fulcrum]

playing cards cant be negative

oh

[gray mantle]

and i got more blues and red seals

[glossy fulcrum]

ok

[gray mantle]

just the best ran i had so far this early in ante 4 already 264k

i wonder where this is gonna go

okay I really never got that much this early

[carmine sleet]

obelisk?!?

[gray mantle]

I got the bean

holy

[south ivy]

Ok but I'm asking about Australiums not australians

[gray mantle]

how did all of this happen in ante 4

HOW

last boss blind wasn't even one hit

[glossy fulcrum]

way too early gng

[gray mantle]

i bought bus

and fucked it up

[surreal stratus]

mam jedną piedoloną schizofremie

zaburzenia emocjonalne prosze puść to na antenie

[coarse meadow]

do all the legendary cards use the same marble pattern?

[sharp bay]

Thank you

[merry willow]

any Marvel fan here? (like MCU big fan) i need help

[glossy fulcrum]

what u need help with

im not a big mcu fan but im curious

[merry willow]

comic books order related