🃏・off-topic

[storm condor]

Someone get this mf into harvard

[mild depot]

im just a thinker like that

[storm condor]

OH MY GODDDDD THEY'RE SO CUTREEEEEEEEE

[mild depot]

wiat

is this a real update😭

[brittle talon]

Yes.

[mild depot]

what

thats crazy

they only changed the chicken design

[upbeat ginkgo]

Are your goots ready?

[brittle talon]

My goots aren't ready.

[upbeat ginkgo]

There's still time.

[forest night]

Bruh soo low res

[dusty lynx]

have you been infected by the creature?

[storm condor]

Second Up&Go of the night, feeling flirty

[mild depot]

what is bro doing drinking w upand gos

i swear those things last forever

[storm condor]

At 1:50, mind you that

[rocky mist]

progress

does his head look too squarish

[forest night]

Looks fine

Perfect even

[mild depot]

thats crazy we have the same timezone💀

why upandgoes

[storm condor]

Cause they're fire

[mild depot]

and why are this unholy time

[mild depot]

?

theyre ok at best...

[storm condor]

I get late night cravings for them

[mild depot]

thats fair ig?

go to sleep bro

[storm condor]

Gang you awake too

[mild depot]

ts not about me!

[storm condor]

Seems hypocritical to tell me to go to bed when you awake at the same time

[mild depot]

ts still not about me

bro us drinking upandgos rn

[storm condor]

Cause they fire asf

Dissing a mf for consuming a bev

[mild depot]

bro could have any other milk

wait

what flavour of upandgo

[storm condor]

Iced vanilla

[mild depot]

???

nvm

im not in the upandgo space enough for ts

[storm condor]

You ain't no ball mate

[mild depot]

any other milk tho

[mild depot]

<\3

[storm condor]

Ts more than milk

[mild depot]

???

milk concentrate?

idk whats in upandgo

[storm condor]

Nahhhhh you ain't get it

[mild depot]

i just know you could habe

anyothermilk

[mild depot]

i really domt😭

[storm condor]

You just haven't had that absolutely stomach quenching midnight Up&Go before

[mild depot]

idk bro

maybe i just drink anyothermilk

do you drink uoandgo through the straw

[storm condor]

Ofc

Sometimes I drink it without the straw

[mild depot]

oh

cut off the top bit and chug it

thats peak cinsumption

[storm condor]

Mmmmmmm, that's lowkey a good idea

[mild depot]

its so peak

the straw lowk sucks

it kills turtles and stuff

[storm condor]

Wait y'all stick have the plastic straws?

We have shitty cardboard ones

Or paper

Whatever tf they are, they suck ass

[mild depot]

i lowkey dont rememebrr

i habent drunk one in a long ass time

it always takes a while to drink w the straw tho<\3

[storm condor]

You gotta savour it

[mild depot]

chugging it is savouring it

i just savour it for a shorter time

[storm condor]

💔

[mild depot]

lewis road creamery is so peak tho

but so expensive

i would kill a man for lrc

[rocky mist]

it looks way better now

his head WAS in fact too squarish

bro looked like he had a brain injury

[storm condor]

He did but I didn't wanna say it

[storm condor]

Looks fire now

[rocky mist]

his horns arent curvy enough

we need to make them more gay curved

[rocky mist]

but first im gonna go take a balatro break and finish this later

[storm condor]

<@&1133519078540185692>

Holy cornball

[lime shale]

they also posted this in #🎙・server-chat and #🕹・game-discussion

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Always be slightly sleepy.
Or
Always be slightly cold.

[tired oracle]

Option 1. Nothing’s changed.

[worldly cargo]

Has anyone ever watched CITY the Animation?

[viral dune]

I made my bed again

[edgy pike]

Damn

Should I be on this channel more often?

[signal owl]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kXPAwMMYrk

it begins

[marsh garden]

@khdit_xd2 I have a question, in your video you go from this image to this other one, How am I supposed to understand what to do there if, when I select those options, absolutely nothing similar appears?

@shut oxide

[tribal knoll]

a

[hollow eagle]

balatro off topic chat needs to be studied

[naive vault]

I play balatro every so often for fun, but I mostly watch balatro videos with breakfast because that’s when they come out for me. I couldn’t find roffle’s discord so I’m expressing myself here. I find his content fun to watch, but he is extremely condescending with his chat. It’s pathetic. His occupation is to play a card game, and all he does is shit on the people who watch him play the card game and ask questions. It’s rude and unbecoming. For someone who’s work is trivial, he doesn’t really assume it, and I think it takes away from his content

[storm condor]

#🎙・server-chat is that way

[naive vault]

Cheers

[hollow eagle]

10/10 would steal

[frail vine]

My name is muck nagabe, I am a furry artist and mangaka with 6 released mangas and one anime. Ask me anything whether art or anything else related

[neat cypress]

ok

cool

I think it's funny personally

[shut oxide]

dm me and its top left

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

You're a young hunter, currently undergoing your tribe's trial. If you pass you'll become a true adult, get a proper steel bow and can leave the village.

The trial is simple, hunt a predator and bring it back for food. After half a day of tracking you finally find it, a lizard's nest but something's off...

Surrounding the cave is a bunch of stone statues depicting various animals, some even human, as if trophies.

What's your tactic to hunt this beast and prove yourself ?

[neat cypress]

hunt a predator?

like

like...

um

like

dan schnieder..?

[marsh garden]

I already sent you a friend request

[vale cliff]

Literally Jojo

[inner prawn]

[pearl flume]

Now I don't usually agree with my country on alot of things, least of all politics but this ? This is fuckin peak. https://youtube.com/shorts/NGEMpLcuzzU

[severe aurora]

alatro 3, when?

[hollow eagle]

bro saw horrors between 2 and 3

[severe aurora]

lossing humanity is always result best game

[vale cliff]

He’s crazy hot though

Daddy

He can talk down to me all he wants

omg

[fallow peak]

doesn't his chat try to intentionally get those sort of reactions

idk i don't watch his content because i find it boring tbh

just not for me ig

[storm condor]

[storm condor]

[vale cliff]

I desire him carnally

[storm condor]

[storm condor]

[vale cliff]

You skipped one

[storm condor]

[glossy fulcrum]

miaau

[glossy fulcrum]

thats just Inaccuracy with extra steps

[storm condor]

Maori cat

[storm condor]

[glossy fulcrum]

mmeow

[storm condor]

Oh churrr meow my brother, can I get a ciggie

[neat cypress]

I love how they’re the same size

[storm condor]

🤫

Listening to femtanyl in da car

With the brother and mother 🗣️

[neat cypress]

Listen to Ram ranch next

@glossy fulcrum

Tell rice to listen to ram ranch

(My favourite song)

In case for whatever reason you trust me do NOT listen to ram ranch

[glossy fulcrum]

true

listen to ram ranch

[neat cypress]

It’s so peak

[lime shale]

can yall give me some bs questions like what is first letter of "The Alphabet"

[neat cypress]

What’s 2+2

[lime shale]

💔

[neat cypress]

My wordle score (i did my best)

[glossy fulcrum]

Prove that 1*0=0

[lime shale]

should be a question that can be a multiple choice

[glossy fulcrum]

fcuk

[lime shale]

gonna make the stupidest questionnaire in PowerPoint

alr have 2

I need 3 more

[glossy fulcrum]

“Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
how many letters in this?”
the answer is 4

may be too obvious but its sillu

[vale cliff]

Sillu later

Alligator

[fallow peak]

if i were riding in a car and i started hearing femtanyl music playing i'd hop out instantly ngl

[dreamy lotus]

😭

[neat cypress]

what if you heard Ram Ranch

[dreamy lotus]

what a throwback

[fallow peak]

same deal honestly

[fallow peak]

a what?

[dreamy lotus]

heh

[neat cypress]

cringe

ram ranch is peak twin

[dreamy lotus]

happy 2016!

[fallow peak]

nop

[neat cypress]

b

[fallow peak]

although i could maybe last more than 5 seconds listening to it unlike any of femtanyl's music so i'll give it that

[neat cypress]

but i love it...

I first learnt about it in a youtube video about celeste speedrunning

[fallow peak]

sob

[neat cypress]

this was before I had ever played or seen gameplay of celeste

or knew literally anything about it

why the fuck did i watch that video

[fallow peak]

speedrunning is interesting

[neat cypress]

true

[dreamy lotus]

that's interesting

[neat cypress]

it was about this well respected celeste speedrunner who submitted a speedrun to show how bad the celeste speedrunning rules were at the time

for example, no rule said you need the game audio, so instead of any game audio it was just ram ranch

on loop the entire speedrun

[dreamy lotus]

that's awesome actually

[neat cypress]

yeah

the guy making the video about the speedrun seemingly didn't realise that the point of the run was to point out how bad the rules were

the vid is called like "the weirdest fake celeste speedrun" or something i don't remember

[storm condor]

Absolutely goated artist 🙏

Wait

I misread it, frick you

[neat cypress]

bros mum was in the room

[storm condor]

Nah I just say frick instead of fuck so it doesn't sound like im actually mad

[neat cypress]

I genuinely believe no-one on earth actually says fpoon

I have literally seen it used twice and both times it's people asking how you say the name

[dreamy lotus]

this is the first time i've ever seen it

[storm condor]

Who the fuck say fpoon

[neat cypress]

(this is the second time i don't mean twice before this)

[neat cypress]

now you're actually mad

[storm condor]

More for comical effect

[storm condor]

Wouldn't a black hole that big be like, 2x the mass of earth?

[fallow saddle]

yeah that's why it isn't possible

[vale cliff]

Bro forgot about mirrors

[neat cypress]

too much effort

[brittle talon]

Much much more.

[glossy fulcrum]

it would also do more than just bend light

[storm condor]

It'd bend everything

[glossy fulcrum]

it would probably destroy everything in quite a large radius

yes

[vale cliff]

Man, I wish I had a black hole 🤤

[storm condor]

Mpphphgghggh, bending space and timeeee~

[fallow peak]

wghat

[glossy fulcrum]

….

you uh

are basically saying you want the whole world gone ._.

[unique mulch]

i just beat orange stake for the first time!

i beat gold tomorrow! (hopefully)

[vale cliff]

Both is good

[storm condor]

Why do they all have the same fit with different colours

[neat cypress]

thats the only fit

[storm condor]

No

I hate shorts

I haven't worn shorts in 2 years

[neat cypress]

you live in new zealand

I mean

I assume it'd be hot

[storm condor]

I will kill myself if I wore shorts

[neat cypress]

ah

[storm condor]

Yeah it's a bit hot, but it's worth it to wear pants

[vale cliff]

smash smash pass pass pass smash

Oh

We weren’t doing that

[neat cypress]

i was

[vale cliff]

Yay!

[foggy wharf]

i would suck a dick for some weed rn

[neat cypress]

hiiiiiiiiii ^w^

[foggy wharf]

not urs, shrimpy

[neat cypress]

good

I'm a minor

[foggy wharf]

i took a look at your profile to better bully you, and i saw "owned by" and i was about to call you out, but it's actually a nestle joke which is funny

[neat cypress]

oh yeah the display name

my username is usually kitkat

[foggy wharf]

im not engaging

kitkat?

[neat cypress]

yeah well your profile says you like geometry dash and i think geometry dash is cool so checkmate 😎

[foggy wharf]

goated game, a classic, but im actually not a geometry dash head. I was just watching a geometry dash video and thought it would be funny to look obsessed

[neat cypress]

liar...

[foggy wharf]

or as they call themselves, a geo dasher

[neat cypress]

😢

[neat cypress]

oh and like also a girl but whatever that's not important

[foggy wharf]

ive met many girls with dicks to like

tbf

[neat cypress]

same :3

[foggy wharf]

and they usually have the weed!

[neat cypress]

just go into your yardd you can probably find some weeds there (haha get it wow im so funny guys)

[foggy wharf]

whats a yard? I've been living in an apartment building for like 5 years

i haven't seen grass since october

[severe aurora]

but drugs are drugs, bet your brain already damaged from snoop dog.

[foggy wharf]

nah that was the microplastics

my brain is a pink sludge with microplastic sprinklles

[neat cypress]

yummi 🤤

[warm mountain]

nuclear warheads ready to strike🗣️🗣️

the world is so fucked lets end it tonight🗣️🗣️

[neat cypress]

:0

[worldly cargo]

ULTRA City People!

[odd oxide]

Til data is the plural of datum

[worldly cargo]

ULTRA City People is likely inspired by CITY the Animation along with the Super Mario Bros Movie and Octopath as a whole. I got the idea by listening to Sidney Gish's Imposter Syndrome

[visual comet]

I hate animating just for it to turn out like shit

[pearl flume]

Would you press the button ?

50% chance for humanity to discover the cure to all illnesses and conditions.

50% chance we discover Nuke 2.

[fickle moon]

as a wise man once said
"WE BALL"

[storm condor]

Press it twice

[gray harness]

hell nah, pvz fusion's crazy dave is DOOMed

[edgy pike]

Hi

[toxic steppe]

My butt

[glossy fulcrum]

.-.

this isjt real right

[gray harness]

It'll be soon

[glossy fulcrum]

dear god

[south ivy]

Valve is the embodiment of procrastination

[gray harness]

On top of that, it's the unleashed version of gatling doom, the one from the upcoming synergy modifier with gatling cherry bomber

[glossy fulcrum]

djeiirrirjr

well

uhh

the odyssey gloom shrooom i forgot its name counters with modifiers

[gray harness]

That only covers cherry and jack-in-the-box explosions

[patent yarrow]

this might or might not be off topic, but how do i fix this to make it work steamodded?

[glossy fulcrum]

i thought it was all explosions what

qwq

[gray harness]

The modifier specifies cherry and jack-ass-in-the-box explosions lmao

[glossy fulcrum]

.-.

then

maybe doom nut

qwq

can we get a doomnut odyssey fusion in 3.3

[proud venture]

Ask in #⚙・modding-general or over there somewhere

[unreal stream]

gg, now do it on brutal

[north sentinel]

waiting for ultrakill must die lwk

[warm mountain]

this might be the hardest shit ive ever seen

i needed to make it my pfp

[granite matrix]

pls tell me people know this game here 🥲

[mild depot]

what a sweat!

[warm mountain]

is this tuff

[hollow eagle]

tis aint modded chat but you got the not so legendary PING FOR CRYPTID HELP here

[hollow eagle]

if u got more questions dms, cuz of rules, but its a current smods issue

[patent yarrow]

kthx

[pearl flume]

Please choose someone to live in your head.

[storm condor]

hell yeah 🔥

[storm condor]

vemon cause he's funny

[forest night]

The moon God whatever his name is

[ionic skiff]

Cortana

[granite matrix]

sukuna bc i never let my intrusive thoughts win

[mild depot]

ill take keanu reeves

[rare estuary]

I just queefed. DM me for a sniff.

[vale cliff]

I’d also take keanu reeves

ohhhhh

I didn’t see the question

[storm condor]

[vale cliff]

I literally tried replying to this and got timed out by the server???

[storm condor]

knowing you, i believe it was most likely reasonable

[vale cliff]

😭 😭 😭

I was literally just questioning whether it was an @/$(&/-; bot or a shitpost

[dreamy lotus]

atem

[storm condor]

i lowkey don't believe it

[slate crypt]

wtf

[vale cliff]

“ceiling fans” must be against the rules somehow, I swear

I wasn’t saying something downbad 😭😭😭

[dreamy lotus]

you're an interesting one

[slate crypt]

i could say that about a lot of people

[vale cliff]

Wrong

I’m the only interesting person in the world

[slate crypt]

then if you're not a person you can still be interesting

sweet, that's a start

my name truly speaks for itself

on the topic of people

lets be painfully fr

are dubstep enjoyers real people

[vale cliff]

are dubstep people real enjoyers

[slate crypt]

[vale cliff]

[slate crypt]

bro really invested in blueprint jokers

[vale cliff]

Photochad crow build

[slate crypt]

[dreamy lotus]

well yes!

[vale cliff]

There should be a crow face card outside of the main ranks because yes

[slate crypt]

i tried to post a funny gif but it's blocked by this server for some reason 😔

i rly got hit with the

[dreamy lotus]

tenor links are blocked

[vale cliff]

They give +7 chips by default

[edgy pike]

Thing I’m making in blender

Can y’all guess what it is?

Can anyone tell me the dimensions of a balatro joker?

[vale cliff]

2d

[severe aurora]

Jar full of goons

[neat cypress]

NO FREE HER

[vale cliff]

You’re here to slay her

If you don’t, it will be the end of the world

[severe aurora]

👋🥲

[neat cypress]

help her :(

[severe aurora]

Say GoodBye

[neat cypress]

😢

[dull gorge]

elite reference

[storm condor]

mambo

[storm condor]

what the fuck was that sticker

[foggy wharf]

i posted one like 20 minutes ago but it got instantly deleted :c

[storm condor]

fucking foot burger 💔

[vale cliff]

what

[foggy wharf]

you saw it?

[storm condor]

perchance

[vale cliff]

Burger king foot lettuce?

[storm condor]

no...

worse...

[foggy wharf]

it was only on screen for a split second and it was like 15-20 minutes ago

why only bring it up now?

[storm condor]

i saw it but i was talking to ma girlfriend

[foggy wharf]

it's NOT that bad

[storm condor]

yeah you right, but it's funnier to say that it is

[storm condor]

also i lied

I was never here

evil vencord

[foggy wharf]

i thought you were gonna say you were the girlfriend

[storm condor]

sometimes i wish lowkey

[foggy wharf]

it's possible 🥚

[vale cliff]

Wait, am I tripping

[storm condor]

nahhhhh, being trans seems like too much effort

[vale cliff]

I thought you were a girl for some reason

[storm condor]

the profile picture trips people up

[vale cliff]

Why did I literally remember you saying that 😭😭😭

Mandela catalogue or something

[storm condor]

i think there was another person who had a similar pfp

[foggy wharf]

also it just occurred to me that there's probably SO MANY beautiful trans people that won't ever live up to their dreams because america officially has 'genocide conditions' for trans people

[vale cliff]

Why would they do that

[foggy wharf]

boys and girls forced to live in uncomfortable gender roles because of the bigotry

[vale cliff]

They’ll summon Chara

[foggy wharf]

they really won

[storm condor]

thank god i live somewhere that nobody has hear of

[foggy wharf]

estonia

[storm condor]

the trans genocide is extremely bad though, all jokes aside

[foggy wharf]

wouldn't it be crazy if i was right?

[storm condor]

uhhhhhhh is that in oceania

[foggy wharf]

ner east europe

[vale cliff]

I thought the genocide thing was real

💀

[storm condor]

oh no it is

[vale cliff]

Don’t do that

[vale cliff]

fuck

Why

[storm condor]

extreme transphobia

trumps presidency

it's shit

[vale cliff]

It’s literally not even politics anymore

[storm condor]

it's a blatant erradication of those who voice a different side of the political spectrum

[foggy wharf]

Like it's not even "Oh trans healthcare is hard to access, let's call it genocide". Experts in the field have confirmed that america has genocidal conditions for trans people.

||this is ignoring ICE committing unilateral murder and the gestapo like conditions on brown people||

yo america is scary dudes

[vale cliff]

He’s just all-around evil, apparently

[foggy wharf]

does anyone else know about this?

what's a girl gotta do to get some pole around here

[storm condor]

me, i had to explain it to my friends

[foggy wharf]

it was sarcastic 💚

im pretty sure everyone is coming to the realization america is scary

[storm condor]

oh, im quite bad with sarcasm

[foggy wharf]

it's okay im autistic too

[storm condor]

i'm not diagnosed, but yeah 😔

[foggy wharf]

lmao

i dont think i am either

[vale cliff]

I can’t even send gifs saved on my phone because my stupid fucking phone can’t download anything anymore

fuck fuck fuck

It literally just lies and says its saving pictures and then doesn’t even add anything

[foggy wharf]

wtf where are you thats sick

[storm condor]

no genetic backing, but i have been told by two people - both with diagnosed ASD - that i'm most likely on the spectrum

[glossy fulcrum]

meow

[vale cliff]

I am also

[storm condor]

mrrphh

[glossy fulcrum]

whats up chat .^.

[storm condor]

political discussions

[foggy wharf]

depression

[glossy fulcrum]

oh fun

[vale cliff]

Apparently, I was tested before I was old enough to remember

[glossy fulcrum]

political sentence america sucks

[vale cliff]

Isn’t politics always?

[storm condor]

amen

[foggy wharf]

thats basically it ya

[vale cliff]

bwomen

[storm condor]

pole lick tickle

i am the kids

[foggy wharf]

if you could become a white man, would you? Like the instant earning of the privilege and social class that comes with it

[glossy fulcrum]

lowkey wanna move out of america to my boy wife

[glossy fulcrum]

i am white

tho

[vale cliff]

I wanna be eurasian so bad

[glossy fulcrum]

“man” not really

[foggy wharf]

but also meaning you benefit from the systemic racism and sexism

[glossy fulcrum]

more like

boy

[vale cliff]

I hate being the single largest ethnicity tbh

[glossy fulcrum]

yes

i am a game boy

[storm condor]

i'm like half Maori half white

[glossy fulcrum]

play me

[foggy wharf]

who's beaning my messages

[vale cliff]

Such a struggle

😔

Poor white people

[foggy wharf]

bro they think so idk

[vale cliff]

Not a boy

[storm condor]

all twink

[vale cliff]

But true

[foggy wharf]

"Somewhere no one has heard of"
-An american state

[vale cliff]

tf is this even

[storm condor]

maori's are NOT from america 😭

[foggy wharf]

HAWAII

[glossy fulcrum]

miaawing

boy kisser jumpscare

[vale cliff]

How Bignose feels posting the most random shit

[storm condor]

gang

[foggy wharf]

where else are maori people from?

[storm condor]

New Zealand

[foggy wharf]

owait

what am i thinking of?

[vale cliff]

-# Are these the guys from Moana

[storm condor]

yes, indeed

i think

[foggy wharf]

bro wanna know smth fucked? The first time I was being taught about the Maori people and native Australians and New Zealanders, I was taught the slur for them instead of the actual name

[storm condor]

did you learn about the alleged sheep shagging

[glossy fulcrum]

?!?!?!?

[foggy wharf]

no, but i know that's a stereotype for Scots

[vale cliff]

Pewdiepie minecraft

[storm condor]

stereotype for us too 😔

[sullen dove]

i love the white guy song by bo burnham

[foggy wharf]

It wasn't necessarily the islanders I was learning about, more the native Australians who got genocided and are virtually gone

[storm condor]

has bo burnham done anything since Inside?

[foggy wharf]

"Learning about" bro was just a racist

[sullen dove]

yeah

[foggy wharf]

and was teaching me white supremacist history

[vale cliff]

I got into him too late

[sullen dove]

do you count enslaved white people white tho? im kinda confused in the american classification system

[sullen dove]

never too late

[vale cliff]

I’m not historically educated enough to understand this

[foggy wharf]

i dont think anyone here is american currently

[vale cliff]

Skink erasure

[sullen dove]

why do we speak in american terms then

[foggy wharf]

wat

[storm condor]

cause Americanised english became widespread with social media

[foggy wharf]

counting or not counting gang violence ⁉️

if i had it my way, we would all talk like australians

[storm condor]

i lowkey forgot the context before that

[foggy wharf]

canadians and australians are kindred spirits
🍁 💚 🦘

[vale cliff]

I wish more people spoke singlish

Fucking beautiful creole

[foggy wharf]

i would be a badass pirate

[storm condor]

there are so many aussie mates that are whole heartedly racists 💔

[foggy wharf]

i'd be like that chinese lady pirate, who freed slaves and women from indentured servitude

[foggy wharf]

yea it's not great here either

[storm condor]

i feel like the majority of their white population says the n-word on a daily

[foggy wharf]

if we have street thugs and gangs fighting systemic oppression and freeing people I'm here for it

what why? Isn't that what we want? Freedom over tyranny

hellya!

[glossy fulcrum]

the heck

[vale cliff]

Bro turned invisible

[foggy wharf]

lmao fuck you

[storm condor]

did he just get banned

oh nvm

[foggy wharf]

he did it so there would be a random no context message of me saying "I love hookers and tattoos!"

[storm condor]

oh hehehehehehe

[vale cliff]

No, he did it randomly because he’s bignose

[storm condor]

me too

solution:

shoot internet trolls

[vale cliff]

Regular civilised people have literally verbally, mentally, and physically hurt me more than any street criminals so far

[storm condor]

for accuracy, shoot it through the MAC address

[vale cliff]

So they’re looking pretty good to me, actually

[foggy wharf]

at work, there was a lady who needed to transfer trains going from below ground to above. She was like "How can I get there without walking the street?" (It was like 10pm, so dark outside but not late). I explained to her that that specific line was a street train, and she dead ass told me she didn't want to walk the sidewalk because she was afraid of "street people"

[sullen dove]

ok damn

[foggy wharf]

she did end up just ubering

she looked rich so idk why she was training anyways

[sullen dove]

dont tell her the driver was "the street people"

[foggy wharf]

thats true, so many people have experienced some level of homelessness. And when others learn they treat them differently

fr, and if you tried to explain how violent crime statistics work, and how their chance of experiencing it is so miniscule they jujst dont believe you

[sullen dove]

literally what republicans think the solution to gun violence is

[storm condor]

yk, i'm curious as to how old y'all think I am

[sullen dove]

since when mj is a death wish

[vale cliff]

16

???

[storm condor]

my posture is about that of a boomer

[foggy wharf]

it's old joke, everyone online is an FBI agent grooming other FBI agents. They got like a Japanese 4chan sense of humour. im blanking on the specific site tho

[storm condor]

@foggy wharf, what do you think?

[sullen dove]

mannn why cant i send stickers

[vale cliff]

Wait, 14, right?

[foggy wharf]

young, about 16, probably younger, but the kids these days are stupit

[storm condor]

yep

i'm younger than I type

[foggy wharf]

fr

[storm condor]

that's under 13 y.o

[vale cliff]

I remember you from the guy with the alts who kept getting no scoped by mods

[storm condor]

although, might be region laws

[foggy wharf]

dbd discord has a 13 minimum rule. Discord doesn't really restrict ages of users

ya like australians under 16 cant use discord, but thats a law not Tos

[storm condor]

it should be that for discord ngl

[foggy wharf]

kids using social media stresses me so bad

[sullen dove]

get kids off internet

[foggy wharf]

im kinda super in agreement

[vale cliff]

They’re annoying enough off the internet

[sullen dove]

go touch grass, cause soon there wont be any to touch

[foggy wharf]

covid cooked childrens brains. For like 3 years kids were BY LAW not allowed to play together. They stayed inside on their devices, and after lockdown they never changed.

[vale cliff]

😑

[sullen dove]

get some real childhood

you mean the hand?

[vale cliff]

Gay mentally heal people

[foggy wharf]

i think the combination of brainrot from being inside and the advent of AI video, todays kids will grow up having no distinction from fiction over reality. I think that mass hallucination and paranoia are gonna get wayyy worse

it's already happening to boomers

Hell boomers were experiencing AI hallucinations in like 2020 when AI sucked

[vale cliff]

Pretty much all adults in my life have no problem with AI

[sullen dove]

shrimp jesus

[storm condor]

i will never have respect for people who genuinely use A.I to write essays for them

[vale cliff]

One of my relatives is an “adapt or die” believer

[storm condor]

@grok, how do i breathe?

[foggy wharf]

I gott into an argument with this lady cause I said "I avoid AI like the plague" and she got offended. I had to explain to her "No like, science has confirmed using AI diminishes your brains functions, and there's not been a chance for long term study." and "AI has been the direct result in multiple suicides and murders. Chat GPT has a body count". But she kept going on about using it for "Therapy" and "To answer simple questions", like, if they're simple questions, why cant my brain do it?

[storm condor]

or even google

[foggy wharf]

that's so scary. What's crazy is he's gonna suffer brain death

[foggy wharf]

but even google is shitting ai out

[sullen dove]

the thing is i am perplexed by how the most lobotomised ai got the closest to the one we had in media (the three laws and stuff)

[vale cliff]

Even then, OpenAI literally has free access to your data it can keep a hold of permanently

[storm condor]

god i hate that fucking "ai overview" shit

[sullen dove]

there are exctensions, theyre a life saver

[foggy wharf]

im gonna do what i can to avoid ai. some times i catch myself looking at the google ai answer, but it's dead ass wrong 8/10 times

[glossy fulcrum]

it is SO POINTLESS LIKE BRUH WHY YOU THINK I CLICK ON THE VIDEO??? TO NOT WATCH IT??? djididirifjfjrjrjjrr

[foggy wharf]

my brain is already a slurry of microplastics and thc, i need to keep it as strong as i can

[glossy fulcrum]

wait thats didferent

but

yea ai overview sucks

[storm condor]

are there any mozilla extensions for them?

[vale cliff]

Apple uses ai, brother…

[foggy wharf]

thats so fucking funny and sad people are like "omg apple so cool not using ai how awesome"

[foggy wharf]

no their new big holiday iphone ad doesn't use ai assets, unlike coca cola and shit

[storm condor]

nah i use zen

[glossy fulcrum]

fuck coca cola for that dude
just fucking hire people to make the ad
instea dof this uncanny valley bullshit

[foggy wharf]

i use opera lmao

[glossy fulcrum]

dude ai make me feel EMOTONS

IONS

RAH

[storm condor]

zen is mozilla based

[vale cliff]

Kinda insane coke apparently thought they were releasing the ad in the early 2020s, when no one understood how to tell it apart from reality

[foggy wharf]

fr unless you're gonna use some sort of deep web propietary browser you have 100% access to and can see the sourcecode, you're being spied on

even if it's not the browser, it's the websites with cookies, if it's not the websites it's the metadata. If you have a phone, simply at all, you're being spied on

i wanna get a meshtastic device

real p2p shit

wym

[sullen dove]

are there any good browser alternatives

[foggy wharf]

like honey? stealing your data?

[vale cliff]

I keep getting these stupid ai ads from local brands

[foggy wharf]

naw. you can do what you can to avoid being tracked, but if you use the internet and social media, your data is being stolen

[sullen dove]

at least they dont shove it in your face

[sullen dove]

yeah whatever now everyone feels like a catholic kid lmao

[vale cliff]

Imagine spending money to show video proof to people online your company can’t afford actors

[sullen dove]

"just go die in a hole ig"

[foggy wharf]

if you are interested in untraceable tech and actually private communication this video is a good resource https://youtu.be/W_F4rEaRduk

[sullen dove]

kaczynski

polska gurom

[foggy wharf]

and this video explains my doomerism about the fruitlessness of trying to hide your identity online without great effort https://youtu.be/GDN0llaIyzo

simply changing your browser isn't enough

[sullen dove]

love seeing foreign surnames

[sullen dove]

not enough for what

[foggy wharf]

to reasonably hide your identity online

to be anonymous

[sullen dove]

who cares tho

i got my face ob my pfp its fine

no one will bother enough to come get me

[storm condor]

solution:

make your own internet and web browser 🔥

[foggy wharf]

if any of us cared enough we could identify everyone here. so if anyone of us suddenly became a mentally ill stalker and started harassing one of us, well fuck

[sullen dove]

especially if i behave like a decent human being

[foggy wharf]

I'd like to be anonymous again. not even the government should be able to know who I am online

[sullen dove]

counter solution: it gets hacked

[storm condor]

i feel like that's a bit of a stretch

[foggy wharf]

my posts are for me and the poor souls who read my posts

[foggy wharf]

you'd be surprised. I know people who got stalkers through discord who ended up finding their addresses, sending them mail and calling their home phone and families

[sullen dove]

i mean it would be cool but you know wholl be the primary audience on this secure net? criminals

[storm condor]

jesus, that sounds horrifying D:

[foggy wharf]

no, it'd be people like you and me. that's kind of crazy why would the users of the internet change

crime already happens online the cops don't care

they're 14 they don't know temple os

[storm condor]

i feel like i've heard of them

[foggy wharf]

"them"

it was one mentally ill dude who made a thing ya

[storm condor]

oh yeahhhh, i've heard of him

[foggy wharf]

an operating software

[storm condor]

wasn't he like, schizophrenic or something?

[foggy wharf]

ya

and racist

he invented the "FBI glow in the dark" meme

fascinating to learn about tho

the human mind

[storm condor]

wasn't he also a really good coder

[foggy wharf]

[foggy wharf]

more of a Savant

self taught so it's impressive, but he never had a formal education

[sullen dove]

i mean, telegram has a reputation, and the reputation is not for nothing

[foggy wharf]

so it was limited

[glossy fulcrum]

mreow

miaaww

[sullen dove]

ok

lucky card enjoyer

[foggy wharf]

meow

[storm condor]

mrrphhh

[glossy fulcrum]

nyaah

[storm condor]

mrow

[glossy fulcrum]

i am watching a yaoi bloom

it is beautiful

[foggy wharf]

i just want to know that i wont get "Investigated" for joking about the one pipeline i bombed back in '19 in alberta with my three friends using manure and rust

it's not like the internet being as exposed as it is stops crimes. Jeffrey and his pals were using plain text, no code words, just "I want to do pedophilia" shit

and i got into an argument with an american recently "Liberal" who was defending trump, saying we can't call him a pedo cause he hasn't been persecuted for anything and there's no "Hard evidence"

I would be more content with the world if everyone sorta knew it was bad? but we have people genuinely try to defend the current state of things

at least if everyone was on agreement there'd be a chance of like, change.

I guess that's why it'll never happen :c

we are frogs being boiled

and the water is bubbling

HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE FROGS

tbh he was right about a lot of things. Then trump got into power, and the whole crisis actor stuff. Now he's literally defending the pedophile vampire deep state elite

he loves trump, and trump embodies everything he was screeching about a decade ago

can i tell you a secret? I knew you were japanese and brain rotten when i saw 💁🏼

why my shit blonde?

💁🏽‍♀️

ykw fine

im cwazy

"We are frogs being boiled"
"HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE FROGS"

i have eye witnesses that know iwasn't talking to myself!

I'm not crazy!

THE FROGS!

[neat cypress]

My dad used ChatGPT in an argument one time like i was texting him and all his responses were chatgpt i am being parented by fucking ai

Anyways i count that as a win for me

[severe aurora]

GOOD

[neat cypress]

Like you used chatgpt to argue i win by default

[foggy wharf]

the worst is creative writing. WHERE'S YOUR CREATIVITY!?

actually no the worst worst is medschool students using it

god thats scary

whattya think of my elf?

[neat cypress]

idk using it for parenting is pretty bad...

[neat cypress]

she's pweddy tell her I'm single

[foggy wharf]

here's her in a cute outfit

[foggy wharf]

she a silly lil bosmer cannibal c:

[foggy wharf]

it's all bad

[ionic skiff]

https://youtu.be/PhVgDbsGuVE?si=stzfuswszLwKHPGq
LOOK ITS THE GUY FROM HOTLINE 024

[neat cypress]

someone deleted a message methinks

ew did I just say methinks

gonna krill myself

[marble pulsar]

🗣️ 🗣️🗣️

[sharp bay]

Lowkirk you should 🥀

[runic plaza]

trying to do ome breaks for the first time

[runic plaza]

oh yeah, the plan is daily drive Tor, fuck everything that requires a phone number, use a selfhosted simplelogin to clone emails as much as you want, have a selfhosted server that you proxy through an AWS so that ip doesn't get leaked, ...

and most importantly make a new username for each website which is surprizingly hard

or just hard-commit to i2p and go outside in spare time

[gray harness]

doing fine in this self challenge where i can only use 1 of each plant

[glossy fulcrum]

?

[tall tangle]

Anyone play r6 siege?

[glossy fulcrum]

understandable..

[sturdy ferry]

That new A$AP is so hard ong

[glossy fulcrum]

is this image a visualization if the sunk cost fallacy (ignoring the last panel)

[forest python]

just came in today

[fiery ivy]

Hello?

[fiery ivy]

Wow, is this place full of only English speakers?

[glossy fulcrum]

well

rule 2

communicate in english

[fiery ivy]

Aahh

I understand now, sorry about that.

I just translated and read the rules, now I'm sorry if I caused any inconvenience :'c

[glossy fulcrum]

all good

[halcyon grotto]

Hello!

[median pier]

This is America what?

Ppl can’t speak their language

[glossy fulcrum]

vb

????

what are you even asking vro

[warm mountain]

the most annoying person you will ever know posts shit like this

[glossy fulcrum]

fuck off loser

[glossy fulcrum]

-_-

why u just hating on me for nothing

[warm mountain]

boredom

anyways

check out my cat

[glossy fulcrum]

no

i hate ur cat >:(

[warm mountain]

wow

inshallah we shall turn you into a fine powder

[glossy fulcrum]

i kid

wawawa

kitty

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah

[warm mountain]

anyways

[glossy fulcrum]

meowmeowmeow

[warm mountain]

yo

would your rather

unlimited bacon but no games

or

unlimited games but no games

[glossy fulcrum]

hmmmm

balatro

gotta be option 2

either way i’m getting no games but i can live without bacon and i love games so unlimited games would be pretty rad

[warm mountain]

bacon is goated man

but i get it

[glossy fulcrum]

meeh

good flavor but texture is woeoodir

[warm mountain]

the texture is what makes it good

like

a good piece of bacon always hits

especially if its crispy

[glossy fulcrum]

bweh

wlel oki then

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

what is the dumblest, dumbest thing to dumb the earth?

[foggy wharf]

I've been R worded since birth

(republican)

[vale cliff]

People were calling you a republican

??

[foggy wharf]

no it's a joke

r worded

like dumb

ive been dumb since birth

[vale cliff]

😭 no sorry I don’t get it

[foggy wharf]

The R word is a bad word used to call people stupid in a derogatory way

the joke is conflating that word with republican

[vale cliff]

Ohhhh

I thought you meant “r word”ed like a verb in past tense

Like people just kept calling you republican for some reason

[foggy wharf]

i mean sometimes ya

despite my obvious wokeness

I make edgy jokes people call me a republican over

[hearty crown]

Hi, does anyone want to try out my Balatro Connections?

[foggy wharf]

I've been called a trumper before

[hearty crown]

https://custom-connections-game.vercel.app/985YsJwDPFVt5D1cF3XN this is the link : )

[vale cliff]

Idk why, but every time I see links from people who have never talked previously, I think I’m going to get infected with a bajillion viruses clicking on it

[hearty crown]

Nah I had another account but I got banned I've been in this server

I didn't expect people to click on it

so I also posted it on reddit

[vale cliff]

Okay

Fingers crossed my phone doesn’t explode

[hearty crown]

lol it wont

[storm condor]

damn, this shit is pretty hard

[hearty crown]

Yeah I think I made it too hard

[storm condor]

nah i think it's a good difficulty, but i'm just pretty rusty since i haven't played balatro in a while

[hearty crown]

idk my friends told me it was too hard

[storm condor]

i got ||chip scaling|| and ||suit related joker||, but now i'm stumped

[hearty crown]

they aren't really related to the game

one of them is

but the other one kinda meta

[storm condor]

hmmm

[cloud light]

With 0 mistakes! I do think ||green yellow and blue were good categories, but purple is a bad category - mostly since I'm assuming your definition of glitched for Trading Card is the Hook?||

[hearty crown]

||yeah with stuntman||

[storm condor]

aw damn, i lost

i had the right idea for blue tho

[hearty crown]

tbh you defo need crazy balatro knowledge of purple

or at least niche interactions

[storm condor]

i was thinking, ||"hmmm... these all seem to be medieval forms of entertainment"||

[vale cliff]

||I literally lost blue because I thought runner was a job||

[hearty crown]

yeah I thought about that but I consider it more of a hobby

[vale cliff]

||Also I thought there was scaling, but confused stone with marble||

Skill issue

[cloud light]

I definitely considered purple as a category for some of the jokers, just couldn't fit the last joker into it (skill issue). The bigger issue is that ||Luchador also has a bugged interaction, which is selling it against the Manacle||

[hearty crown]

||really? I actually didn't know that, is it similar to Chicot?||

[vale cliff]

I wanna make balatro connections

[storm condor]

||chat starting to look like the Epstein files||

[cloud light]

||No, it's temporary and usually completely irrelevant. See https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1438862417135276233||

[vale cliff]

And I’m going to have one group that’s just jokers Post Prototype personally likes

Really screw everyone over

[vale cliff]

Absolutely nefarious statement

[hearty crown]

||I might need to switch Luchador with Baseball Card or Hack which one you think works better?||

[cloud light]

I dislike both substitutions to be honest. Would ||Astronomer|| work?
In any case I'd also suggest switching ||Runner with Bull||, if that's an option?

[hearty crown]

||Actually, Matador or Space Joker could potentially work but I didn't think it was direct enough, But I don't think Bull would work because it could also go down instead of only going up, I was also thinking of Blue Joker as well when making the game||

[cloud light]

Fair enough about ||Bull. I was just trying to avoid Runner getting grouped with the "jobs" category. I considered Matador but felt like it was dangerously close with also Luchador and Chicot on the board. I definitely would've guessed those 3 + mr bones as "having to do with blinds" at that point. Also, Matador has a bugged interaction during the double or nothing challenge. Space Joker could work, but I think Astronomer is a better version as it's more of a job title?||

If that one isn't to your liking, I also considered ||Showman and Swashbuckler for the "jobs" category, but felt like they were worse options than Astronomer.||

[hearty crown]

If I make another one I'll probably ||do planet-related jokers with burnt spaceman astronomer constellation||

[hearty crown]

||Honestly, we could just do entertainment industry thats easier than jobs atp||

[cloud light]

True lol

[storm condor]

free evo shards in clash

[hearty crown]

for who?

I heard its baby drag and I used my shards on him so

[storm condor]

aw that sucks then

[hearty crown]

i hope theres a fallback reward

[cloud light]

Yeah that could probably work

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

If you had 1 million dollars to spend/ invest in any 1 thing, what would it be ?

[vale cliff]

All on black

[storm condor]

I'd wait for discord to go public and invest into that

[uncut wolf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3zUIPB38eo

[mild depot]

all on green

[vale cliff]

Common scammer L

<@&1133519078540185692>

[tribal knoll]

SLY 5, HERE WE COME!-

[vale cliff]

Hey, that’s not right

[mild depot]

rip princess

[neat cypress]

i fucking love cat mario

[pearl flume]

"What if I told you the world was gonna end and you had 15 minutes to spend with me or your friends ?"

[glossy fulcrum]

playing valatro

[vale cliff]

I think you’re lying

[stray topaz]

@glossy fulcrum we should discuss here

[glossy fulcrum]

miaua

[stray topaz]

How do you make sure the cards you need are drawn next turn?

[glossy fulcrum]

uhhhhh

qwq

u can remove cards at the shop ig

like unneeded cards

[stray topaz]

So you gotta make your deck thin right?

[glossy fulcrum]

usually yea

smaller deck means more consistency

[storm condor]

i wanna make more of these

[storm condor]

i can't swim 😔

[visual comet]

[storm condor]

i made mine 🙏

[astral geyser]

Thats sick

i love that photo so much

[storm condor]

it's quite peak

[vagrant forge]

Let’s talk abt that bottom left one 🤨

[storm condor]

he

[astral geyser]

thats the best one🥹

[vagrant forge]

Name checks out

[astral geyser]

exactly

[vagrant forge]

Lmfao what is that image

Just a guy

[pearl flume]

"Haven't got alot, I don't need alot.
Coffee's only a dime"

[severe aurora]

clickbait generator.

[vagrant forge]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen duplicator win a single match

[brittle talon]

He actually won 8 i think.

[vagrant forge]

Doesn’t deserve it

[brittle talon]

And there's no more hard counters against him left.

[vagrant forge]

duplifraud

Spear is the goat always

[gray harness]

reminds me of this (i wonder who made it)

[storm condor]

how does clicker training work

like for people

[stray topaz]

I think the green character is easier to play

[glossy fulcrum]

probs

[stray topaz]

Her poison stacks cause much damage

[glossy fulcrum]

i lowkey have never done a poison build with her

[raw flower]

That Looks sick

[gray harness]

Thanks!

[true karma]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reinforcement#

respond appropriately to the clicker and gain a reward I suppose

[severe aurora]

Every terrible things are made reasoning on 'for people' 😈

[robust marlin]

What comes after a day of internship in your opinion?

[fickle moon]

mandatory midnight party

[robust marlin]

That's cool

[severe aurora]

no payment after labor.

[robust marlin]

That is true in the 90% of the cases

And this is bad

How can you possibly gamble if you can't get money

[severe aurora]

but bullet is consistant and true. 🤡

[robust marlin]

Need to reload energy via Balatro sessions

Stake after stake

Deck after deck

[pearl flume]

M.O.A Riddle, every level of black bar a new clue. Since you all thought the previous ones were too easy, I upped it a bit.

||Granted growth through grass-less Groves and garishingly gright.||
||A prickly painful pal I am, of pattern plastered plight.||
||A tactful taste of turf to tide black thumbs til' talent's grant.||
||And also just a gift for those who enjoy the most tsundere of plants||

The answer: ||Cactus||

[gray harness]

-# thanks deltarune for helping me on this one

[edgy pike]

Hi

[brittle talon]

No.

[small patio]

I had a physics class and my teacher asked the class what does 5e-1 mean, and my balatro-addicted brain just went 1.5x Again! 1.5x Again! 1.5x Again! 1.5x

[ionic skiff]

I heard the Pizza Tower community is hosting the Pizza Tower Awards
Kinda like the Funkin’ Awards from 2022

[robust basin]

bro...

[visual comet]

we need a im.scared reference in balatro

but the odds of this are 1 in 1000000000000000000000

[glossy fulcrum]

balatro should do a geometry dash collab where the face cards are just well known gd players

like iuhhh doogie

[dense vortex]

idk

the players wouldnt fit

only thing i see fitting is like the cube

[glossy fulcrum]

then just do the cube for all 3

like uuh

mm idj

[echo gust]

Anyone got balatro on steam, if yes pls dm me

[visual comet]

what is subject_0 doing here

[echo gust]

Don't mind i somehow got here

[dry whale]

Does anyone know about the official plushie? How much is it suppose to cost?

[delicate bane]

what yall know about xineapples

[hollow eagle]

is that p--- for pineapples?

[foggy wharf]

you call them chinese pineapples, but to me they're just regular pineapples

thats just a peek into my chinese mind

[storm condor]

you call them pineapples, but to me they're just pine

just a peak into how apple my mind is getting

[glossy fulcrum]

you call them pineapples but to me theyre just apple
just a peek into how penis my mind is

[wheat coral]

Pears are the gayest fruit