🃏・off-topic

[forest night]

They give me cuteness aggression

[neat cypress]

I want to give them snuggle

[forest night]

They must be protected

Like capybaras

And wallabies

Althought i think wallabies are doing fine

[neat cypress]

I think so

How are tasmanian devils doing?

[forest night]

Not sure

RIP tassy tigers

[glossy fulcrum]

earclacks in balatro server is wild

[brittle talon]

No image perms.

Not even in the supposed memes channel.

[raw flower]

Yes

[odd oxide]

Tf you mean this is a thing that's actually happening

[neat sundial]

I guess.

Could've at least waited for them to become people's childhood nostalgia first.

[dense vortex]

WE need this movie

[edgy pike]

Ah yes pylons in their naturel habitat

[raw flower]

Crazy Things going on in your area

[pearl flume]

Which of these quotes do you prefer ?

"Death can not claim you, I already have."
"I did not give you permission to die."
"Run, hide, fight all you want, you will serve me eventually."

[magic cliff]

Do y'all know what a gaseous gangrene is?

That shit is not fun

[gray harness]

nevermind i forgot to take a modifier that lets me move minibosses...

[strange nexus]

german weather is random these days, first we have sun now its cold af

[raw flower]

I know right

Very weird

Its apperantly 10°

[strange nexus]

IKR? like it was like 20 or smth few days ago

[raw flower]

🥲

[strange nexus]

now its -1???

[raw flower]

You from Germany?

[strange nexus]

yeah

[raw flower]

Ohh

May i add ya? If you dont Mind

[strange nexus]

yeah go on

[raw flower]

Send

I have Holidays now

Finally

[strange nexus]

me too

what bs are you in?

[raw flower]

Bundesland?

[strange nexus]

yeah

[raw flower]

Nrw

[strange nexus]

yeah you're far

a little?

[raw flower]

🥲

Wbu?

[strange nexus]

bayern

[raw flower]

Oof

Thats very far

Ur basically at the other Side

[strange nexus]

yeahhhhh

im close to the bwb border tho

[raw flower]

Oh i see

[strange nexus]

yee

finally holidays

[raw flower]

Yee

[raw flower]

Ikr

[edgy pike]

Give me text

[edgy pike]

Any words will do

[crystal vault]

Doomed to death of karma!

[crystal vault]

just beat the roaring knight

[humble narwhal]

@cloud matrix
Who you

[fallen heron]

🐟 IM THE ONE THAT TELLS LIES

[glossy fulcrum]

the brain truly is a wonderful thing

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

how do you suffer?

[glossy fulcrum]

living

[crystal vault]

being forced to be someone I'm not

[dusty lynx]

how dare you

[crystal vault]

you said "how do you suffer" referring to the person you're asking the question to

I'm not saying being forced to be you

I'm saying being forced to be male

I'm not a guy

meow

[edgy pike]

School work

Having annoying, seasonal allergies as well

[crystal vault]

.

meow

[digital tiger]

https://www.jetpunk.com/user-quizzes/243505/play-scrabble-by-guessing-species-of-walrus

[edgy pike]

0◊0

[glossy fulcrum]

miau :3

[edgy pike]

water is wet prove me wrong

[glad swallow]

Any Balatro Players from Austria or Vienna here ? :3

[edgy pike]

that is very specific why?

[crystal vault]

your an indie horror protag prove me wrong

[edgy pike]

i don't know if I can

[crystal vault]

exactly

[edgy pike]

also I told my friend the you guys said that and she agreed with you

[upbeat ginkgo]

I am from Uttar Pradesh, India.

[radiant sentinel]

I want some help

[gilded portal]

I am from Peshawar, Pakistan

[edgy pike]

with what

[edgy pike]

im just canadian

[full roost]

dude you ruined it

[gilded portal]

Where in Brampton do you hail from

[radiant sentinel]

I'm feeling depressed

[edgy pike]

the non existant part

[gilded portal]

Which branch of sikhism do you follow

[edgy pike]

just dont be (in all seriousness I hope you feel better there is always a way through 🙂 )

[edgy pike]

branch 3.14159265353

[radiant sentinel]

Bro...

[dense vortex]

fr

[crystal vault]

the π branch?

[edgy pike]

yes it's a bit more niche

[crystal vault]

I don't know anything about sikhism honestly

I just recognized that as π

[edgy pike]

nor do I

[edgy pike]

i have no idea what that guy is talking about

[crystal vault]

damn even your friends think you're an indie horror protag

[gilded portal]

I'm trying to relate to you

:(

[edgy pike]

ah then talk about the canadian weather or somethinbg

I just got the most random message

[crystal vault]

what message?

[crystal vault]

yes they can

[edgy pike]

that is what I said

[crystal vault]

do you know this person?

[crystal vault]

<— definitely trans

^ after a lot of questioning, I figured this out

[edgy pike]

yes they are one of my friends they just have d&d that can get a bit sideways

[edgy pike]

nice!

[crystal vault]

gotcha

[edgy pike]

like quite sideways from what I hear

@neat cypress how do you feel about the social media ban in australia

[signal kraken]

I mean they still got eat to live

Pups gotta eat

[edgy pike]

true

[upbeat ginkgo]

I'm actually from Mexico City, I just thought that it was something funny to say to someone looking for people specifically from Vienna, Austria.

[crystal vault]

wait australia banned social media?

[edgy pike]

Partially people 16 and under, can’t make an account for certain social media

[crystal vault]

ah okay

[edgy pike]

Discord is not one of them though for some reason

anyone got a good discord sever recomendaion

which is good because we can still talk to ausies but there are some really bad things that happen on discord sometimes

[crystal vault]

gotcha

[signal kraken]

Along with everything else allowing Roblox and discord as an option shows that it wasn’t about the safety of the youth

[edgy pike]

yeah exactly

what should I do I am bored

[crystal vault]

can you make Kris from Deltarune in blender?

[edgy pike]

i could probably do that

dark world or light world

[crystal vault]

either is fine

but let's go with blue

[edgy pike]

blue looks better

Should I make them fully 3-D?

[crystal vault]

yea

[edgy pike]

ok

[crystal vault]

meow

[edgy pike]

Meow

[glossy fulcrum]

mrreow~

[glossy fulcrum]

i think i cam

can

[crystal vault]

yea i can also eat sooo

[edgy pike]

I mean I just ate supper so…

[crystal vault]

-# so we're all bottoms?

[edgy pike]

Never thought about it but probably

[glossy fulcrum]

bottom gang

[crystal vault]

hi

[glossy fulcrum]

hai

:3

[crystal vault]

:3

[edgy pike]

3;

[crystal vault]

don't feel bad

[edgy pike]

What?

[glossy fulcrum]

being a bototm is cool

[edgy pike]

I don’t feel bad

[brittle coral]

Worked on a commission featuring an Isometric Panda with Balloon. 🎈 🐼 https://reqxel.itch.io/reqxel-commission

[glossy fulcrum]

ballsack balloon

i know its supposed to be a heart tho :p

[edgy pike]

Make a laptop with a 3 axis (x,y,z) and a cube in the middle of those three axis

[glossy fulcrum]

commissions are paid for iirc

[edgy pike]

I know that was just a suggestion also I am broke

[glossy fulcrum]

i love adding iirc to the end of my message so that i dont look stupid when im wrong

[edgy pike]

I can’t remember what the stands for

[crystal vault]

iirc = if i recall correctly

[edgy pike]

Right

Also iirc I think a commission can not be paid for because the roaring knight was technically a commission

[glossy fulcrum]

i think of the r as remember but it works out the same 🤷

[glossy fulcrum]

any time i hear the word commission used its in reference to paying any sort of artist to create something that you request

[edgy pike]

Yes same but I think it’s like the word consequence people associate it with a negative outcome but just means an outcome caused by another event

Done the main form need to shade them and add more depth

[brittle coral]

wrong, your initial guess was accurate.

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[crystal vault]

your joking right

[edgy pike]

More really random texts

[low rivet]

I am the Jimbo Balatro

[edgy pike]

These are all texts I have received

[low rivet]

I fail to see an issue with this

[edgy pike]

I didn’t say there was a problem

Same person sent this

That person sends a lot more really random texts some I’m not sure If I would necessarily be allowed to send here

[vale cliff]

Are you being flirted at 💀

[edgy pike]

No

[vale cliff]

Oh

What’s the flag on the left half

[edgy pike]

Bi and lesbian

[vale cliff]

So like 2:1 gay?

[edgy pike]

But mostly bi

[edgy pike]

Or, at least I’m fairly sure I’m not

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

You are an archeologist working for a widely known noble family.

This past month you've been sent to excavate and explore an ancient ruins far beneath the castle walls, the nobles are adamant you retrieve a special relic from here.

After walking past several dozens warning signs in several generations of dead languages explaining how this artifact can conquer the world, you finally see it: A horned, red, glowing skull, whispering.

Before you make your ascend, however, The Adventurer's Guild that has been guarding you this whole time makes an offer, give THEM the artifact instead! They'll pay you well, set you up to leave the country and all you have to do is not question why.

What do you do ?

[neat cypress]

It’s fucked

[vale cliff]

How are you using discord if you can’t use social media?

[crystal vault]

discord wasn't banned for some reaso

[neat cypress]

Yeah

[edgy pike]

It’s just bloody bizarre

[ionic skiff]

It’s more like a forum

Or a chatroom

[glossy fulcrum]

nyaan

[edgy pike]

Yeah, but some really bad things have happened on discord

[crystal vault]

mrrow

[edgy pike]

Niaam

[glossy fulcrum]

purrr~

[edgy pike]

Mrrrrp

[glossy fulcrum]

bite

[crystal vault]

owie 3:

[edgy pike]

.

[glossy fulcrum]

sry -w-

[edgy pike]

That ok

[glossy fulcrum]

:]

[edgy pike]

I have to say that doesn’t sound the best at first

[crystal vault]

[neat cypress]

:ShiggyTrans:

[lime shale]

will name my Minecraft dog jimbo once I have enough iron

[glossy flare]

garlic bread

[crystal vault]

.

both

-# <— trans girl who loves garlic bread

[magic cliff]

Boring

Both options are boring af

[glossy flare]

nickname checks out

[magic cliff]

I don't get the obsession over garlic bread

[crystal vault]

garlic bread is so good tho

just try it

[glossy flare]

im fine with my gender and i really like garlic bread

[crystal vault]

trust

[magic cliff]

Nahhh it's not that good

[crystal vault]

r/usernamechecksout

"r/ihavereddit"

[magic cliff]

r/ihavereddit

No way

[crystal vault]

+predictable

[glossy flare]

they put hormones in my garlic bread to make me feminine

[magic cliff]

I got Joseph jostar'd

[crystal vault]

wish I had that garlic bread

[vale cliff]

guess

[crystal vault]

garlic bread?

[vale cliff]

garlic bread is peak

[crystal vault]

ikr

[vale cliff]

I’ve always loved garlic bread

[crystal vault]

same

garlic bread is so fucking good

[crystal vault]

btw fun hater is too predictable

[edgy pike]

I’ve never had it

[crystal vault]

you are missing out

oh wait I forgot proto have you met the indie horror protag yet?

-# I hate my dogshit memory sometimes

[edgy pike]

But I got a scar from a garlic bread related incident

[vale cliff]

Elaborate?

[edgy pike]

Look at yesterday night

[vale cliff]

Vampires:

[edgy pike]

I can assure you I’m not a vampire

[crystal vault]

here I think

[edgy pike]

Earlier than that

[crystal vault]

oh

[magic cliff]

Please please can you just hate garlicbread too

Please

[edgy pike]

Again never had it

[crystal vault]

here

[edgy pike]

Yep

[crystal vault]

@vale cliff This is why I'm calling him an indie horror protagonist

go to that message and scroll

ignore the random discussion about deltarune horror btw

like I said

abolidge is an indie horror protag

[edgy pike]

I have done the wildest shit like I had to sleep next to a dam in the summer where it said no camping

[crystal vault]

I'm friends with an indie horror protagonist

[edgy pike]

Be cause I had nowhere else to sleep

[crystal vault]

oh btw I finished my finals today

[edgy pike]

Nice!

My exams are the last week of January

[crystal vault]

oof

[edgy pike]

I’ve also gotten hit by a cargo sled going prob like 10 mph filled with pots and pans and water and other cook stuff and a kid

[crystal vault]

how the fuck are you alive?!

[edgy pike]

Started to move out of the way but I was airborne for a second and landed in a foot deep of snow had a gnarly bruise on my knee though

Also shredded my pants

Also I’m going to be living on this for two weeks and I get a high school credit for it

[crystal vault]

dude

how many times do I have to say it

[rose citrus]

https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/lK6MB7jTyyh27L0wT?invite=cr-MSxtdlMsNTc2MDAxMQ&v=8

Next level stunt

[little wind]

[edgy pike]

According to my mom I once slept through a fire alarm

[crystal vault]

excuse me what

[edgy pike]

It was after a blackout so it was doing a self test but nonetheless

Oh I also love spicy food (not related but idk)

[rose citrus]

Peak

[edgy pike]

Once had to canoe through waves as tall as the canoe its self and so much wind that you could barely move and so much rain that you couldn’t see oh and best of all this was on a lake called crotch lake

Yes @crystal vault I know

[crystal vault]

I'm running out of ways to say it

[lime ivy]

Guys I just got home from work and I am exhausted

[edgy pike]

I also was once sailing (quick context there is a piece of a sailboat called the boom it’s a large metal poll that swings around while you are sailing and it will hit you in the face/head if you don’t duck fast enough) I was sailing and didn’t duck in time and got hit so there was a massive lump on my fore head

I also once fell out of my sailboat and had to swim after it to be able to catch it

Do I need to say more?

[crystal vault]

you're just unlucky at that point.

[vale cliff]

Bro’s edging death

[edgy pike]

It’s actually better if there is a visible lump if you get hit in the head because if there isn’t there is a higher chance you got a concussion

[crystal vault]

garlic bread?

[crystal vault]

k

[low rivet]

¿Porque no los dos?

[crystal vault]

no hablo español

[low rivet]

Why not both?

[crystal vault]

yea

we can do both

[neat cypress]

Wdym wake up at opposite gender?

Do you mean sex?

[crystal vault]

yea

like I'd wake up and suddenly
no more testosterone (kinda)

hey don't delete it

[edgy pike]

‘Twas an accident in the first place but fine https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1131691975301668945/1451813806891204608/image0.png?ex=69478a78&is=694638f8&hm=f0c34c97939bdb0a0183efbafa89a3c7415145f793f844abf8145029017c1142&

[crystal vault]

garlic bread lover yippie

[edgy pike]

Literally I’m physically unable to eat it

[rose citrus]

I eat raw garlic

[edgy pike]

Oh yeah everyday

[rose citrus]

W

[edgy pike]

Do I try to save for this

[rose citrus]

Personally me, I prefer 9 kilos of fent

[edgy pike]

It’s only $1700 cad

[rose citrus]

Dang

U Canadian?

[edgy pike]

Yeah

[rose citrus]

Lucky ass

[edgy pike]

Why?

[rose citrus]

Legal za

😭🙏

[edgy pike]

Za?

[rose citrus]

I'm pretty sure atleadt medical marijuana is legal in Canada no?

Don't wanna talk much about it cuz then I lwk break rule 7 😔

[edgy pike]

I know cannabis is legal I have not looked into the legality of medical marijuana

[rose citrus]

Lucky 💔

[crystal vault]

cannibalism isn't actually illegal in most parts of am*r*ca

the way you get said human meat is what matters

like if you're the only survivor in a plane crash for example

[edgy pike]

Ok, then…

[crystal vault]

that's legal.

[edgy pike]

Im not sure what to do with that information

I have never broken a bone

[crystal vault]

neither have I

[lime ivy]

Legal za is the bomb

[sharp bay]

Deltarune if it was actually good

[crystal vault]

wrong

[sharp bay]

Nuh uh

[fallen heron]

mm garlic bead

[odd oxide]

Ok about to watch Avatar fire and ash

Had to buy 3d glasses

Like for the first time in 8 years

[vale cliff]

One or two movies away from them airbending

[magic cliff]

What do i do in this situation?

[neat cypress]

Get pregnant

[magic cliff]

Erm.... I can't?

[neat cypress]

Have you TRIED

[magic cliff]

...

No

[drifting flame]

Skill issue

[neat cypress]

Exactly

[neat cypress]

Wait the flaps are called wings???

Thats so cute

[soft cedar]

Use an uno reverse card

[wheat fox]

MAKE 🔥 THEM 🔥 PREGNANT INSTEAD

[neat cypress]

MAKE 🔥 ME 🔥 PREGNANT INSTEAD

[wheat fox]

WHAT

[neat cypress]

:3

[wheat fox]

D:

[neat cypress]

:3c

[wheat fox]

man i kinda feel like crap ngl

a bug softlocked me in outcome memories and i lost the match cuz of it

smh

[neat cypress]

Idk what that is :(

However

Losing a match is bad

Im sorry

[wheat fox]

sonic asym game with sonic with pink eye (sonic.exe ooga booga)

[wheat fox]

its fine

i wouldnt be mad about it if it wasnt cuz of a bug

i tried playing balatro to take my mind off of it after i bought it

but the game keeps crashing when i boot it up

[neat cypress]

Bro :(

[wheat fox]

ik dude

[neat cypress]

Bro what

(Saved)

[wheat fox]

im sorry

[zinc turret]

🐴

[zinc turret]

what the fuck

[vale cliff]

Actually posting mpreg in the balala discord

Cinema is absolute

[neat cypress]

Mods pin this

[neat cypress]

Me listening to songs about drugs and murder and being in gangs while playing lego hill climb racing

[forest night]

Me listening to what the voices tell me when I'm cooking

[odd oxide]

Wow not feeling this one

I mean it looked good ig

People say you won't feel the runtime but this is such a drag

Also the avengers doomsday teaser was cringe and lame

Also the hfr was weird

[pearl flume]

Would you press the button ?

Humanity unites, stops being greedy and destroying the planet.

But

It's because we're going to warm against a common enemy. (Aliens, vampires, zombies, ect)

[forest night]

Yes

Unites would imply that people stop being racist and wars and stuff

Very worth

[neat cypress]

Yes

We have nukes

[zinc turret]

i will be the enemy

[edgy pike]

What The actual hell?!

[dusk swift]

most sane and straight balatro player

[vale cliff]

Obviously

And BIG plus, aliens, vampires, and zombies are all sick

Imagine the insights into science, physics, and biology they would give us on the whole

I don’t even care if we lose tbh

[neat cypress]

Where do you get these gifs I love them ^-^

[neat cypress]

WHAT

[neat cypress]

Hello lemon :D

[neat cypress]

It’s 1.45am this is a very early morning

But i appreciate it ms snail

[kindred crown]

check out my swaggy new keyboard

[lime shale]

#🎙・server-chat is a mix of off topic and game discussion

[pale swallow]

heard megaman was dropping

[edgy pike]

Should I continue reading spy x family

[near thistle]

What

[edgy pike]

It’s a manga

[severe aurora]

It's Burgers.

[edgy pike]

Can’t it be both?

[languid smelt]

Does anyone know what the mod for these handy numbers is called?

[severe aurora]

auto calculate numbers?

those aren't some function from dev console things? 🤔

[languid smelt]

I do not know, I just saw the YouTube shorts and thought it was a mod.

[edgy pike]

Where do you find these gifs

[proper sigil]

does anyone want to trade steam cards? I want to have every balatro steam card on my account

[pine owl]

joker display

[edgy pike]

My setup

[glossy fulcrum]

this looks like a shitpost Nine Circles esque level

[edgy pike]

Agreed

This is the most off topic off topic chat I think I’ve seen in a discord server

[ionic skiff]

Petition to make this the next pride flag
And to make June 9th uhh take a guess

[atomic glen]

New record right here, stayin strong wave 83 🫡

[ionic skiff]

https://youtu.be/59SeWcKMp4M

[lament raven]

Potato

[atomic glen]

Brotato is peak

[crystal vault]

meow

[cobalt pier]

True

[fiery cliff]

Hi

[rigid crag]

yoooooo its the gif from the new azazal song

[full roost]

any of y'all fw the humuhumunukunukuapua'a cause I DON'T

just LOOK at this DUMBASS

[odd oxide]

Holy shit Jake Paul got demolished

[edgy pike]

What?

[arctic dust]

👋

[odd oxide]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Paul_vs._Anthony_Joshua

Wtf

It got vandalized

Lmaaaaaoo

[edgy pike]

👋

[odd oxide]

Quite devastating

[meager musk]

Drawing I did with my fingers on the notes app

[edgy pike]

Nice

[forest night]

Legally speaking, rocking is more legal than stoning

[edgy pike]

Can you guys guess what I was making

[crystal vault]

anvil?

[edgy pike]

Nope

[rocky path]

ChatGPT give me a tutorial on how to get Balatro for only 10 dolla

[crystal vault]

trophy?

[edgy pike]

Nope

[crystal vault]

frisk?

[edgy pike]

Nope

[crystal vault]

no clue

[edgy pike]

Nope

[crystal vault]

ralsei?

[edgy pike]

Nope

[crystal vault]

Susie?

[edgy pike]

Nope

[crystal vault]

I'm lost

Kris from Deltarune?

[edgy pike]

Yep

[crystal vault]

lets gooo

[edgy pike]

It’s been about 4 days and I have listened to over 1,000 minutes of music

[edgy pike]

Woodpecker?

[odd oxide]

Probably not

[edgy pike]

There was a pigeon at a baseball game I went to (it was indoors)

[odd oxide]

Kirk

[edgy pike]

Yep Alejandro Kirk he is a baseball player

[crystal vault]

meow

[edgy pike]

👆

[near thistle]

It is 10$

[rocky path]

They should add clash Royale to Balatro.

[edgy pike]

No!

I’m tired

[crystal vault]

hi tired

[edgy pike]

Hi 400

Eepy

Trans

Catgirl

[neat cypress]

Im eepy and trans but not 400 or a catgirl 🤔

[edgy pike]

I’m eepy not trans, 400 or a cat girl

It’s 1:43 there

9:43 here

How’s December 21

[neat cypress]

Woah magic

How you know :0

[neat cypress]

Not sure its raining and im in bed sick :<

[crystal vault]

damn

[edgy pike]

Math

Also Siri

[glossy fulcrum]

oh yeah i purchased celeste

good shit

[neat cypress]

HELL YEAH

[crystal vault]

hell yea

[neat cypress]

Can we give this a shiggytrans?

[crystal vault]

on it

[glossy fulcrum]

if u wanna

[neat cypress]

Hell yeah >:3

[crystal vault]

just know that celeste is incredibly difficult

[edgy pike]

Still need to get it but have a Mac so I’m not sure if I will be able to play it

[neat cypress]

Oh :(

[crystal vault]

pretty sure you can play it on mac

[neat cypress]

Hm

You can play it on console if you have that

[edgy pike]

I have switch 2

[glossy fulcrum]

i noticed

[crystal vault]

the difficulty actually helps enhance the story imo

[glossy fulcrum]

idk ive been doing b sides lel

[vale cliff]

I found this secret technique that makes it super easy, actually

Called “assist mode”

[glossy fulcrum]

snoree

[vale cliff]

No need to thank me

[glossy fulcrum]

i dont even know what assist mode does and i dont really care

if a game is “super easy” i dont find it enjoyable

[edgy pike]

Have you guys heard/played baba is you?

[glossy fulcrum]

heard of it

know a lot about it

[crystal vault]

i played it a bit ago

BRAIN is HURTING

[edgy pike]

I haven’t played it in a while also haven’t played Splatoon 3 in a while

[pearl flume]

Please pick 2 abilities.

Billie Jean- +10% boost to the ability to convince people.

Thriller- Adrenaline is 20% more effective.

Bad- +15% Patience and ability to keep calm.

Beat it- 20% chance to make people interacting with you to lose focus and forget about you.

Man In The Mirror- +25% self confidence.

[neat cypress]

Why are they all Michael Jackson songs lmao

[edgy pike]

I was going to say

[vale cliff]

Because she think she JoJo

[crystal vault]

Billie Jean and Man in the Mirror

[azure elm]

%

[pearl flume]

I started naming my stuff after songs months before someone told me Jojo did the same

[edgy pike]

Man in the mirror and thriller because I get adrenaline too much

Being a indie horror protagonist and all

[vale cliff]

Wasn’t an accusation

Everything is a JoJo’s reference

[pearl flume]

me breaking your kneecaps with a durian:

[crystal vault]

I need self confidence

[edgy pike]

I misread man in the mirror me too

I just finished stranger things and omg it is soooooo good

[neat cypress]

I havent seen it >:3

[edgy pike]

Like haven’t seen it all or haven’t seen season five

[neat cypress]

Any

[crystal vault]

meow

[edgy pike]

If you’re OK with slightly scary things it’s a very good show

[glossy fulcrum]

died 1101 times to celestial resort bside

[neat cypress]

I know but it’s my sisters hyperfixation and its really funny to act like im not interested

[crystal vault]

dude
maybe don't do b sides until you've beaten the a sides?
just a suggestion

[glossy fulcrum]

why :3

im proud

[edgy pike]

OK, never mind that’s funnier. Don’t watch it then.

[crystal vault]

i mean

[glossy fulcrum]

glad i did it

[crystal vault]

unless you want to destroy your monitor

[glossy fulcrum]

my monitor is fine

i dont rage THAT bad

[edgy pike]

Oh my mind is not fine. It shows colors.

[neat cypress]

I guess i could watch it and keep pretending i havent seen it

[glossy fulcrum]

i also have quite some experience in platformers cough cough geometry dash

[edgy pike]

True

[crystal vault]

I have some experience on celeste

[glossy fulcrum]

wowie zowie

[crystal vault]

currently trying to do farewell

[edgy pike]

I looked at my arm and saw a scar and forgot why I had a scar and then I remembered it was from garlic bread

[crystal vault]

before finishing 3c and 5c on

[glossy fulcrum]

where the heck is the last berry in huge mess i cant find ths

[edgy pike]

True story btw

[glossy fulcrum]

i love garlic bread

[crystal vault]

same

[edgy pike]

Never ate it and got a scar from it

So I have mixed feelings about it

Said scar

[neat cypress]

What the fuck

[edgy pike]

What?

[neat cypress]

How do you get a garlic bread scar

[edgy pike]

I was baking it for scouts, took it out of the oven it burnt my arm and now I have a scar

[neat cypress]

Ah

[edgy pike]

I got two scars that day

[vale cliff]

The other was the scar on your heart after not eating garlic bread

[edgy pike]

If I had a nickel for every time, I got scarred that day I’d have two nickels, which is a lot but it’s weird it happened twice, right?

[vale cliff]

Two nickels are a lot

[edgy pike]

That references from Phineas and Ferb

[neat cypress]

I love penis and ferb

[edgy pike]

I have not once found a platform where Abolidge was taken

[edgy pike]

🤔

[vale cliff]

Don’t remove and ferb!!!

😡

[crystal vault]

I mean
she'd still be telling the truth

[neat cypress]

Heh

[crystal vault]

-# I read people's bio if I know them long enough

[neat cypress]

I read everyones bio straight away >:3

[edgy pike]

I have no idea what to actually write in my bio

[vale cliff]

why does that just not work sometimes?

[queen walrus]

im super addicted to balatro

[edgy pike]

What’s spalt

[neat cypress]

Me too :D

[edgy pike]

Same

It’s almost like we are in the Balatro discord server

[neat cypress]

No i dont think so

Isnt this the chess 18+ roleplay server?

[edgy pike]

It is just we are all in a different sever coincidentally

[neat cypress]

Oh ok

[edgy pike]

Btw any servers I should join

[crystal vault]

no idea

[vale cliff]

Yes

[neat cypress]

Probably

[edgy pike]

Thanks for the info (names would be helpful though)

[edgy pike]

Should I stay up late if so how late

It’s 11:13 pm for me

[crystal vault]

idk

do you gotta do somethin tomorrow?

[neat cypress]

Dont sleep

Stay up until 10am

But like

10am the 22nd

[crystal vault]

bad idea (speaking from experience

[neat cypress]

I never sleep so idk

[crystal vault]

girl go tf to sleep

actually wait

yea

[edgy pike]

Nah my school is off for two weeks and all I’m doing tomorrow is put up my Christmas tree and make cookies

[vale cliff]

Nah, 3 am at latest

Especially if it’s the weekend

[edgy pike]

here is my average schedual

It should have sent a picture idk why it didn’t

[neat cypress]

It’s 3pm

[crystal vault]

oops

[edgy pike]

Yeah they’re in the next day compared to North America

[crystal vault]

ik

I just don't have the aussie timezones memorized

[edgy pike]

I have the third eastern most time in the North America

[crystal vault]

you're an hour behind me then

meow

[vale cliff]

That’s just the opposite of normal time, I thought?

[crystal vault]

not here

[neat cypress]

How does “normal time” work

[edgy pike]

Being In Nfld time is weird

[neat cypress]

What the fuck is “normal time”

[edgy pike]

Maybe that is Zulu time

[crystal vault]

so wait @neat cypress you're 16 hours ahead of cst?

[neat cypress]

Uhhh which one is cst?

[edgy pike]

Middle North America

[neat cypress]

Oh yeah i think so

[crystal vault]

like for me it's 10:51 pm

[vale cliff]

It’s like local time

So to get Australian time, you read it backwards

[neat cypress]

Thats like calling white people “normal”

[vale cliff]

You’re probably in…

[neat cypress]

Why is your time the normal time 🤨

[vale cliff]

25:21 right now?

[neat cypress]

Hell yeah

[edgy pike]

Yo you’re outside of the day

[neat cypress]

Hey so have you guys ever played persona?

It’s like that sort of

[crystal vault]

I've never played but ive heard of it

prob not my kind of game

[edgy pike]

Also never played

I want Kirby airriders

[neat cypress]

I havent played much but there’s a story point where like

||some people experience a 25th hour in a day where time is frozen for everyone else||

So I’m referencing that

[crystal vault]

meow

random text box go

[neat cypress]

:<

[crystal vault]

dw you're my friend

-# besides pretty sure I can't kick your ass anyways

[neat cypress]

I think most people probably could

[crystal vault]

I'm like

too weak

seriously

[neat cypress]

Me too :<

I’m as strong as a 13th century peasant

[crystal vault]

anyways here's my spotify playlist

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7ByU1N7khyH2vQMgYp5XZ7?si=ru50S8KvSFe9kYTEa-sgGg&pi=jbeaoBeBTYiad

this was my taste in music before getting recommended a shit ton of vocaloid (or similar) music

[vale cliff]

Looks pretty peak

[crystal vault]

whole lotta system of a down

[vale cliff]

Ah I see there’s a bunch of undertale at the bottom

[neat cypress]

Undertable

[crystal vault]

yea

[vale cliff]

Underpants

[crystal vault]

ut/dr music is peak okay?

[neat cypress]

Smeltarune

[crystal vault]

unrelated

[vale cliff]

I had the dicey dungeons soundtrack until it randomly decided to not be available in my country

[neat cypress]

Thats so sad.. :(

[vale cliff]

It really is

[crystal vault]

mood

[neat cypress]

Plop

[crystal vault]

yea

mood

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/852725588724547595.gif?v=1

[forest night]

:swashbuckler_jimbo:

[vale cliff]

Listening to project moon rn

[crystal vault]

listening to vocaloid/vsynth rn

[neat cypress]

Listening to redacted rn

[crystal vault]

anyways

my taste in music is confusing

on one hand

you have songs like newly human feeling and liason by jamiep

on the other end

you have songs like through the never and seek and destroy by metallica

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7ByU1N7khyH2vQMgYp5XZ7?si=ru50S8KvSFe9kYTEa-sgGg&pi=jbeaoBeBTYiad https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLicbF5zgtnCfV_rPyaCTunsBHzEumYlEo&si=QwToepYEpeAX1uhu
both of these are playlists I can jam out to

[vale cliff]

Real

I like anything from any game I play and ig indie rock

[crystal vault]

yea

most games I enjoy have awesome music

[vale cliff]

I’m bisexual for music

[crystal vault]

celeste
undertale
deltarune
ultrakill
hollow knight
etc

[crystal vault]

same but pansexual

[edgy pike]

@crystal vault have you ever listened to iron man by black sabbath

[crystal vault]

2nd favorite black sabbath song

and yes I have

-# my favorite is war pigs

[edgy pike]

What about black math by the white stripes

[crystal vault]

nope

the only song by the white stripes I've listened to is seven nation army

[edgy pike]

Ah

[crystal vault]

though personally more of a fan of SoaD and metallica

and rage Against the Machine

[edgy pike]

Here is my playlist https://music.apple.com/ca/playlist/favourite-songs/pl.u-8dUoDMVbzz

[crystal vault]

I'm on android tho

[edgy pike]

It is kind of all over the place

You can still view it

[crystal vault]

oh ok

[edgy pike]

Apple Music is available on all platforms

[neat cypress]

It is?

[edgy pike]

Yep name a platform

It is even on Xbox

[edgy pike]

Ok not those

[neat cypress]

Nintendo switch

Atari

[edgy pike]

Was more thinking like computer or phone

[neat cypress]

This is a phone

[neat cypress]

Smart washing machine

No wait

Smart air fryer

[crystal vault]

samsung smart fridge

[edgy pike]

It can run on a Samsung smart fridge I am fairly sure

[vale cliff]

Smart fridge?

[edgy pike]

It does say Samsung there

[neat cypress]

Samsung smart socks

Nintendo 3DS

[edgy pike]

I don’t think those exist

[neat cypress]

I’ll invent it

[edgy pike]

Technically if you got the browser for the 3ds you could

[neat cypress]

Heh

[neat cypress]

Nerd

[edgy pike]

Thanks

Do you guys like 8bit music

[vale cliff]

Ye

[crystal vault]

sometimes

[edgy pike]

You should listen to this

The file isn’t corrupted just that is the name

[neat cypress]

Sounds e-e-evil 😦

[edgy pike]

Huh ?

Should I sleep

[crystal vault]

nah

[neat cypress]

No :3

[edgy pike]

Ok

[signal kraken]

Click on that thang

[wary turret]

finally a good wallpaper from WALLPAPER ENGINE

[crystal vault]

nice

[edgy pike]

Nice

I’m starting to get a lot more eepy

[crystal vault]

go eep then?

[edgy pike]

I’m about to do that

[crystal vault]

gn

[edgy pike]

Gn!

[neat cypress]

HELL YEAH

[soft cedar]

https://youtu.be/4_gObHt1uZA

[fiery cliff]

Welcome

[crystal vault]

new type of girl

still in beta

[neat cypress]

Thats just trans women

[crystal vault]

trans women have existed for a long time

[neat cypress]

Yeah but we’re still in beta

[crystal vault]

but we aren't new

[neat cypress]

I never said that :(

[crystal vault]

"new type of girl
still in beta"

trans women
aren't even new

they've existed for a long time

[crude plinth]

Ever since the concept of gender roles existed there were people who chose different paths.

[crystal vault]

like I said, not new.

[neat cypress]

You said that not me

[crystal vault]

still in the cocoon phase of my transition

-# feeling like a sack of shit but knowing there's a light at the end of the tunnel

[crystal vault]

no no

[crystal vault]

think of a caterpillar turning into a butterfly

[brittle talon]

Allegedly griffith became a god.

[crystal vault]

now I eep at 5am

[fiery cliff]

[full roost]

im a caterpillar turning into a caterpillar

[fiery cliff]

I am a tank destroyer

[pearl flume]

l keep seeing an annoying ad trend lately

Where everything in the ad is in English except the Yes and No button which will be in a language I don't know, both would look identical so I have a 50/50 chance of actually closing the ad or clicking the link

[pearl flume]

Basically

[fiery cliff]

What

[pearl flume]

Basically that

[fiery cliff]

What

[pearl flume]

You guys make good milk

[fiery cliff]

@pearl flume

Don't upset me

[fiery cliff]

You still haven't said what

[pearl flume]

You have a Roblox and epic games account, I fear only your smell.

[pearl flume]

Basically what you sent

[fiery cliff]

Bro

[fiery cliff]

Not "tuff"

[fiery cliff]

Now I'll check your account

[fiery cliff]

Fuck, there's nothing

[pearl flume]

If anything too much of it is bumming me out

[fiery cliff]

Bro

[pearl flume]

The amount of Yuri content compared to BL or Yaoi is saddening

[fiery cliff]

You pissed me off

[pearl flume]

There's always a gender swap m to f

But never f to m

[fiery cliff]

What the fuck

Xd

[pearl flume]

I like men

[fiery cliff]

and what to do with it

[pearl flume]

Conquer the human race.

[fiery cliff]

Another smashed xD @pearl flume

[pearl flume]

Smashed ?

[fiery cliff]

Yessss

[pearl flume]

It occurs to me that both mine and yours innability to understand what I said stems from your lacking English skills.

[fiery cliff]

Magic

@pearl flume

You don't stand a chance with me

[neat sundial]

Try birth control, that'll fix your problem, I think.

[neat sundial]

That's because people rarely enjoy a demotion.

[fiery cliff]

at mine home at least not growing fungus on the wall

[neat cypress]

Me too :D

[fiery cliff]

[neat cypress]

Interesting

I want a cute boy to make me cry

[brittle talon]

I want a chicken sandwich.

[neat cypress]

I like your tag

[brittle talon]

Thanksies.

[brittle talon]

This is how people were moving in 2020.

[neat cypress]

Wdym twin

[brittle talon]

It's just that they were hyperfocused on things like online interactions and whatnot that sometimes they forgot what's normal.

[neat cypress]

I dont really remember anything from 2020

[brittle talon]

I finished middle school in 2020. 🍭

[neat cypress]

That would make you 19..?

[brittle talon]

18 actually.

[neat cypress]

Ooo

Old 🤣

[brittle talon]

Youngsters these days.

[neat cypress]

Anyone older than me = fucking dinosaur 🦖 ☄️ ☄️

Anyone younger than me = literal googoo gaga fetus 👶👶

[fiery cliff]

@pearl flume I'm crying into my pillow after a defeat xd

[pearl flume]

Ok ?

Why ping me about that ?

Talk to your friend or something

[fiery cliff]

I don't have many friends because the rest are fucked up

[pearl flume]

I can't do anything about that

[fiery cliff]

so that you know how low you have fallen

I'm fucked and I play word of tanks

[pearl flume]

Originally I thought your poor English was because you didn't speak the language natively

Now I think it's a combination of that and your, presumably, very young age.

[fiery cliff]

The only thing that is low is your intelligence

[neat cypress]

Ok you’re eight

[neat cypress]

Look at their spotify 💀

[pearl flume]

Give them some credit, they spelled Intelligence correctly.

[neat cypress]

Speech to text

[pearl flume]

I refuse to use that ad-riddled, money stealing, artist hating, customer eating app.

[neat cypress]

Maybe they cant even read (hense the spotify username)

[neat cypress]

Erm based

[fiery cliff]

More

[neat cypress]

Who actually tweets that

Do some of you actually find a trait that i find unattractive, attractive?

[fiery cliff]

Cool, right?

[neat cypress]

No…

[brittle talon]

Spotify is butt booty cheeks.

[fiery cliff]

Oh

Someone doesn't understand Polish

[fiery cliff]

locomode recently released a new christmas song

[neat cypress]

Awesome

[fiery cliff]

https://youtu.be/kNO7Cr5nChs?si=76TWliWHXlcXxvHh

[neat cypress]

Ok

[vale cliff]

Meat isn’t just fat btw

[neat cypress]

Literally why are you sending polish memes in an english speaking server dude

[fiery cliff]

I can translate them with one click but I'm too lazy xD

[dense salmon]

am i the only one who sees a bit of steven universe in mark grayson. as in, am i the only one who sees similarities in their demeanors

[neat cypress]

I see it

I’ve never thought abt it before tho

[neat cypress]

For one click? Also then just dont send them

[fiery cliff]

What

[neat cypress]

Although i see a lot more of spiderman in mark

[dense salmon]

u js kno steven would pull off this typa shit if he ever squared up 2 conquest lmaooo 😭😭😭

[neat cypress]

Well Steven would sing “You don’t have to do this! We can just be friends!”

And then all the gay rocks kiss :3

(I havent seen SU in years)

[jaunty osprey]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzmR4nt1rpE

[neat cypress]

Yep

Is 1984 like not mandatory reading anymore

[jaunty osprey]

i can't read 1984 in russia they block it

irony

[neat cypress]

Thats beautiful

You can probably read it in that one minecraft world

[fiery cliff]

the Science

[neat cypress]

Ok?

[fiery cliff]

Ok