🃏・off-topic

[wooden crystal]

AHH

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

[crystal vault]

papyrus actually loves puns

[wooden crystal]

i feel like one of those toddlers clapping their hands and loving their ipad

[wooden crystal]

hes so funny

i love him

[crystal vault]

papyrus is one of the most misunderstood characters in undertale

[wooden crystal]

HE SO IS

[crystal vault]

alongside characters like asgore

[wooden crystal]

yess

[scarlet drift]

i should play undertale

[wooden crystal]

like people calling him creepy for going on a ‘date’ with frisk

[scarlet drift]

i keep intending to but i never do

[wooden crystal]

yes

yes

yes

[crystal vault]

papyrus?

[wooden crystal]

yea

[crystal vault]

he's just excited to get a new friend

[wooden crystal]

exactly

he doesnt know what a date is

he just wants to hang out

[crystal vault]

also he's one of, if not the most important part of true pacifist

[wooden crystal]

YESS

[crystal vault]

oh and by the way

papyrus is not dumb

he's not ignorant

he just acts like it

[wooden crystal]

He is just the best

[crystal vault]

papyrus is not:
completely innocent
stupid
weak
papyrus is:
intelligent (in more ways than one)
a very good artist (seriously)
very enthusiastic
very energetic
strong as hell
very caring towards his brother

[wooden crystal]

he is so freaking strong

[crystal vault]

papyrus keeps sans from being a complete sloth
sans helps make papyrus more popular

if papyrus really wanted to fight you
without holding back

[vale cliff]

About the strong as hell, I haven’t played the game in a while, but I’m fairly certain all the times he’s shown as weak he was literally being nice, right?

[crystal vault]

it's unlikely you'd survive

[crystal vault]

yea

[vale cliff]

A lot of his “losses” are circumstantial

[crystal vault]

he's too nice to end up killing anyone

he's a people-pleaser

[wooden crystal]

he never kills you

[vale cliff]

I wonder how Sans fares in the monster hierarchy

[crystal vault]

judge

[vale cliff]

In terms of strength

[crystal vault]

pretty low

like
maybe at the very bottom

or at least close to it

[vale cliff]

Is it because most monsters hit you with more than one projectile every turn, unlike frisk?

He’ll just die from anything, right?

[crystal vault]

the reason why sans is such a tough fight is because he's one of, if not the smartest monster in the underground

[wooden crystal]

hes so aware which makes him soo powerful

[crystal vault]

yes
but sans is designed to take on OP characters

[crystal vault]

he's aware of resets
he doesn't remember them
but he knows of their existence

he's also dangerous enough to make flowey not want to cross him at all

dangerous ≠ strong

[vale cliff]

He can indirectly carry over knowledge from past resets via Frisk’s expressions tho

[crystal vault]

that's him reading frisk's expression

[vale cliff]

Ik

[crystal vault]

he cannot remember resets

he's just really

really

really smart

[vale cliff]

But imagine cold reading 😑

[vale cliff]

Yeah, that’s what I mean

[vale cliff]

Doesn’t Flowey overpower him, though?

[crystal vault]

"Let's just say, he's caused me my fair share of resets" - flowey

[vale cliff]

A bit of a vague statement

[crystal vault]

flowey straight up warns you about sans

and besides

[vale cliff]

But I can buy that sans at least causes some trouble

[crystal vault]

don'tcha think that flowey would take care of sans if he saw him as a threat?

[vale cliff]

I don’t remember flowey killing anyone throughout the main story

[crystal vault]

flowey knows that sans is capable of something that gives him the upper hand over flowey

[crystal vault]

he kept resetting

[vale cliff]

Are we talking about after frisk arrives?

[crystal vault]

no

[vale cliff]

Ohhh

[crystal vault]

yea

anyways

asgore (specifically in undertale) is one of the most misunderstood characters of all time

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/852725588724547595.gif?v=1

[pearl flume]

What do you mean by Vanilla ?

[crystal vault]

HOW DID YOU SCROLL THAT FAR

[fallen heron]

strawberry

[pearl flume]

It's not that far

It's still in 2025

[vale cliff]

Pumpkin

[crystal vault]

strawberry jam
pumber flashbacks

[teal basin]

stone story rpg

[forest night]

All my mates love bundaberg

[magic cliff]

Rate ts

[forest night]

did you actually play piano?

i think it sounds good

[magic cliff]

Yes i am a pianist

[forest night]

Lovely

[magic cliff]

Recently i started writing my own shit

[forest night]

its very good

can you make more?

i would actually listen to this whilst working

[magic cliff]

I have some more shit in works but like only 3 of them sound half coherent

[forest night]

nah send them

i would like to hear regardless

i downloaded it and looped it for about 20 minutes

[odd oxide]

I found a store that sells monsters for one dollar

[magic cliff]

I thought you were talking nonsense until i remembered about the drink brand

[dusty lynx]

what game is that?

[lofty ermine]

Stone Story Rpg

[vale cliff]

Monster

The drink

[brittle talon]

Ass.

[magic cliff]

criticises me
Is in a fandom i don't like

This makes everyone in that fandom strawmen that are very stupid AND gay

[dusty lynx]

gay???

[magic cliff]

Yes..... Many such cases...

[dusty lynx]

i dont get the gay part

[magic cliff]

Because it's satire you gringleberry

[edgy pike]

The song is good

[dusty lynx]

I never been called gringleberry before

[edgy pike]

Yo! It’s pretty warm today!

[edgy pike]

What even is a gringleberry

[neat sundial]

Nice. I'll try checking it out

[dense vortex]

very nice arrangement

i HATE it

[pearl flume]

M.O.A Riddle, every level of black bar, a new clue.

||Watch me gently, slowly swimming||
||A mindless beauty of the sea||
||Dangling legs of pain and dread||
||Don't brush up close to me||

The answer: ||Jellyfish||

[leaden compass]

They came in!!!!!!!

[delicate tree]

clover

[delicate tree]

this run took 8 hours of my life and still goin

[forest night]

Ɛ>

[gray harness]

suffering from success with this extraordinary strategy that makes my game run at 3fps

garlic fusions are surprisingly good

[tall storm]

Chat I think I have a plan for my career life finally lmao

[ionic skiff]

https://youtu.be/tWBk0y8nPms?si=XcmaPSth1IGlHzJZ

Who will voice tord

[edgy pike]

The hell?

[crystal vault]

meow

<@&1133519078540185692>

ty

[neat sundial]

Dazzle camoflauge

[crystal vault]

meow

[edgy pike]

That would be effective at that

[edgy pike]

It is so cute ☺️

[crystal vault]

one of my favorite gifs of all time

[strange nexus]

car gif :3

[crystal vault]

give me something to have a random ut/dr character say

I'm bored and out of ideas okay

[strange nexus]

"I HAVE BALLS"

[crystal vault]

it fits for him

[strange nexus]

amazing

(i didnt have the chance to read the smoll text)

Ohhh

idk

[crystal vault]

but like

[strange nexus]

i never played undertale /deltarune

[crystal vault]

it's really hard to tell

[strange nexus]

i just watched friends play

[crystal vault]

though I'd say it's reasonable to assume that mettaton is transmasc given what we already know about him

[strange nexus]

i just cut my finger on a monster can

[crystal vault]

||Basically, mettaton used to live right next to nabstablook in waterfall, and there his house is pink (commonly associated with more feminine stuff) and there are also some diary entries to show who mettaton was||

[strange nexus]

ohhh that kinda makes sense lwk

[crystal vault]

most people don't know this because of what you have to do to get inside of said house

[strange nexus]

as i said ive never touched ut/dr

[crystal vault]

also, he used to have dresses (he actually gave one to one of his fans)

[strange nexus]

idk 😭

[strange nexus]

maybe he's a femboy

you never know

[crystal vault]

uhh

spoiler text contains spoilers for a part of undertale that's relatively difficult to get to

but it explains it more

tldr mettaton is trans representation within undertale that most people didn't notice

I guess?

idk

[strange nexus]

maybe

[crystal vault]

bruhh

[strange nexus]

wild

are gifs available?

[crystal vault]

tenor links are banned

but otherwise yes

pretty sure they are

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/852725588724547595.gif?v=1

[strange nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1303797147933741156.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=jimbo_spin

[strange nexus]

car

[crystal vault]

miau

[strange nexus]

i love cats

they're silly

[crystal vault]

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

:3

[strange nexus]

[crystal vault]

.

[strange nexus]

stole it

[strange nexus]

im the opposite of an angel :3

[crystal vault]

devil?

I have a few of these

[strange nexus]

evilll

[crystal vault]

these three are for reactions

[strange nexus]

real

you should do you saying "based"

prolly by sans too

[crystal vault]

nah

[edgy pike]

Best weather

This took 13 hours to render

[crystal vault]

meow

[cursive sonnet]

you know a balatro shounen anime would go unspeakably hard

you could have it set up like a tower with 39 floors has suddenly appeared with small blinds, big blinds, boss blinds and final boss blinds being physical enemis you need to clear by getting a certain chip score

and 150 people each get the ability of one joker

and form teams to compete with each other to get to naninf first

the villan could be perkeo but the mina charecter will beat him by doing a serpant burglar strategy

imagine how hype it would be when gros michelle dies and later gets reborn as cavendish

i should take my meds

[rigid crag]

@rich crown wtf man, why do you hate me so much

why'd you persuade the mods to ban me in the other server

bez told me everything

[winged elbow]

Hi 🌷 Does anyone here know any Balatro related server with VC channels? I see no one here and I like to talk

[inner dome]

Drama?

[rigid crag]

idc in any way shape or form, daniyar needs to see that he is in the wrong

[inner dome]

Drama???

[crystal vault]

do I try to beat the knight this time in ch3?

[rich seal]

What is Flower doing

[crystal vault]

@glossy fulcrum

[crystal vault]

impersonating gabriel from ultrakill

[glossy fulcrum]

WOAW

5 dollar

i must cop

[rich seal]

You're welcome

[glossy fulcrum]

<3

[crystal vault]

now what's your excuse to not play celeste

[rich seal]

I'm not trans

I do however like platformers

[crystal vault]

celeste is for everyone

[crystal vault]

THEN PLAY CELESTE

[rich seal]

No I know however

My friends will call me trans for ages

They already did this once

I'm not doing it again

[crystal vault]

don't tell them

[rich seal]

They will see my steam

[crystal vault]

besides celeste is such a fun game

damn

[rich seal]

Fair

I might cop it

I mean after all I did just Sonic Racing Crossworlds

OH MY GID

BALATRO

[crystal vault]

but yea celeste is one of my favorite games of all time

mainly because of the movement and difficulty

[glossy fulcrum]

nothing :3

[crystal vault]

cool

[glossy fulcrum]

will play

wawawawa

[crystal vault]

when it finishes downloading?

[glossy fulcrum]

havent purchased but yes

miau

[crystal vault]

gotcha

meow

[glossy fulcrum]

:3c

[crystal vault]

:3c

[glossy fulcrum]

x3c

[crystal vault]

fuck

you win

[glossy fulcrum]

hehehe

w<

[crystal vault]

anyways
back to having a (gender) identity crisis :P

-# /j

[glossy fulcrum]

goodluck

:3

[crystal vault]

:3

but nah im just gonna go back to unrelated (anagram for Deltarune)

[glossy fulcrum]

sick

seltarune is goated

[crystal vault]

seltarune

some of my favorite games are relatively cheap

yet have more effort put into them compared to the average aaa game

[severe aurora]

🗑️

[crystal vault]

meow

[edgy pike]

Anyone know what font this is

[crystal vault]

looks familiar

idk what it's called tho

[edgy pike]

Looks familiar you say?

[crystal vault]

.........

SO THATS WHERE I KNOW IT FROM

[edgy pike]

Yrp

[crystal vault]

nya

[dense vortex]

meow

[crystal vault]

Seeing this mysterious, vaguely deer shaped knight, you realize that you are this world's last hope.
You are filled with

DETERMINATION

[edgy pike]

Agh spoilers!

Also how do you change the size of the Tex

T

[dense vortex]

idk

[edgy pike]

sigh

+test

Nvm

[rigid crag]

# big text
-# small text

big text

-# small text

[edgy pike]

#big test

[crystal vault]

needs a space

[rigid crag]

must be a space yeah

[edgy pike]

big test 2

[crystal vault]

#this is not big text

[edgy pike]

Oh

[crystal vault]

not really

deltarune is still unfinished

[edgy pike]

True

[rigid crag]

yeah but all signs currently point to that being real

[crystal vault]

whoops

not intentional

[rigid crag]

and, there are setups for perfect interactions between characters (ex. RK and ||noelle||)

[crystal vault]

he's played ch1&2 already

[edgy pike]

It’s kind of annoying trying to play a huge game like deltarune is you can’t go in blind like the internet has spoiled Tena and other things

[rigid crag]

still spoilers because of context

[crystal vault]

RK = Rouxls Kaard

[edgy pike]

Figured

[crystal vault]

like what

-# nice aim

[edgy pike]

Its pronounced rules is one of the best songs in the game in my opinion

[crystal vault]

Noelle was very prevalent in ch2**

-# ||Not in ch3||

^ very minor spoilers btw

[rigid crag]

anyway, on a darker note, some guy persuaded a mod to ban me on a popular server i was in just because he didnt like me

[crystal vault]

eugh

[edgy pike]

Sorry

[rigid crag]

yeah, is it right that i have it out for him now or no?

thanks

[crystal vault]

meow meow meow

:33

[edgy pike]

Is :shiggytrans: your favourite reaction

[rigid crag]

are all catgirls canonically trans or are all trans people canonically catgirls

the most philosophical question

[crystal vault]

neither

[rigid crag]

honestly, fair point

[edgy pike]

Yep

[crystal vault]

this is just me

:3

[edgy pike]

You guys should listen to this

[crystal vault]

nah

[edgy pike]

NoteBlock made some of the music for Undertale yellow

[vale cliff]

Something like this happened to me across three different servers a few years back

They were actually pretty toxic, so it was probably actually better for me in the long run

[edgy pike]

It ain’t the Minecraft noteblock

[vale cliff]

If your situation is anything like that, I really think this is a good chance to find something better that you’re interested in

[edgy pike]

Yeah, that’s the internet for ya

[signal kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1002746083446902875/1185637364282970142/1183489039702184147remix-1702236598770-1.png?ex=69458dd7&is=69443c57&hm=2ce7c1a62b28ba42d405f6ef92b605a49078e38395d1a3710c07ac43c76804f6&

[vale cliff]

3

[dense vortex]

id say im quite the 4

you though

[crystal vault]

NaN (i dont know you)
-# I'm probably like a 2

[dense vortex]

i dont see enough holly jolly spirit

you might be downright naughty

[placid loom]

What other rougue likes do you guys play

[vale cliff]

Santa actually makes use of coal like half the time?

😑

what

[crystal vault]

✊⬜⬆️✊ (square up)
by jamiep
peak song

[vale cliff]

-# why did I think it was a racial thing

Oh, okay, it’s the teto girl

Sweet

[crystal vault]

she does more than just teto songs

-# see also object of affection and liason by jamiep

[edgy pike]

How many minutes did you guys have on your [insert whatever music app you use here] wrapped

[vale cliff]

Mine doesn’t have wrapped, I think

[edgy pike]

I got Apple Music November 6 and I have over 14000 minutes

[crystal vault]

look for yourself :3

-# hold on it's loading

[edgy pike]

Which app

[crystal vault]

i kinda use both yt and Spotify for music

but Spotify is exclusively for music for me

while youtube isnt

[vale cliff]

33060

(minutes)

[edgy pike]

This year

[vale cliff]

Yes

[edgy pike]

Wow

[crystal vault]

anyways

heres my Spotify wrapped
V

2355 minutes

[vale cliff]

no way

[crystal vault]

brain not braining

[edgy pike]

I would send my Apple Music recap but the file is too big and I don’t have nitro

[crystal vault]

currently getting my ass kicked by ||dess|| I mean rory nyte

[vale cliff]

Sis, what?

[true karma]

can't be that good

[neat cypress]

Im the 183 top listener to family guy

Who the fuck was listening to it more than me

Thick of it was my second top song 🔥

[upbeat ginkgo]

I dreamt a new Leonard Cohen song the other day.

Amazing how that's possible.

[pearl flume]

Please name a food item before clicking the black bar.

||What buffs and stats would this give you when you eat it ?||

[neat cypress]

Chicken nugget
||+3 hunger, -2 health||

[crystal vault]

Chicken breasts
||LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (I can finally grow a pair at the cost of +1 addiction)||

[neat cypress]

:(

[crystal vault]

meow

[neat cypress]

:D

[crystal vault]

I love that gif so much

[edgy pike]

Remembered I could take a screenshot (I got it in November so I might listen to to much music)

[neat cypress]

😮

[pearl flume]

||you want to grow a pair of breasts ?||

[crystal vault]

||yes, I need breasts||

[neat cypress]

||Gamer discovers women||

[crystal vault]

||although I have heard that those can give you chest pain (mainly from trans women on HRT)||

[neat cypress]

||yeah because like it stretches your skin||

||Idk it seems worth it imo||

Thanks :shiggytrans:

[crystal vault]

||I don't sleep face down so it's prob just gonna be an inconvenience if I do get them||

[neat cypress]

||I do||

||😢 ||

I hate those messages like

||pop||||pop||||pop||||pop||||pop||||pop||||pop||||pop||||pop||||pop||||pop||||pop||||pop||||pop||||pop||

[crystal vault]

yea no i sleep on my side

-# I think we've gotten to the point where the convo is unrelated so we don't need to spoiler every message

[neat sundial]

Afrin is bad for you, but I still use it.

[vale cliff]

||Why stop at one pair? Talk about lack of ambition||

[crystal vault]

||Dude I'm not trying to look like a mutant||

[crystal vault]

||https://www.reddit.com/r/bigender/comments/1e7v33s/chameleon_chameleon_by_willow_woods_a_personal/||
this comic kinda spoke to me

[edgy pike]

Holy shit that comic took a turn, eh?

[crystal vault]

"comics that made me question my gender for the second time"

[edgy pike]

But it was really good, even though I’m not trans it still spoke to me

[crystal vault]

yeah

same

[edgy pike]

Also having mild anxiety does not help

I’m an introvert who lives in a world of extroverts

[glossy fulcrum]

a world of extrovertsv

?

since when

[crystal vault]

me being both an introvert and an extrovert at the same time:

[edgy pike]

Yeah

[glossy fulcrum]

isnt that an ambivert or sum

[crystal vault]

theres a word for that?!

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah

[crystal vault]

damn

anyways

meow meow meow meow

[glossy fulcrum]

nyaa~

w<

[crystal vault]

chameleon
chameleon

[glossy fulcrum]

chameleon

[edgy pike]

I will be an extrovert if I know the people or am forced into a “extrovert situation” but usually I like to just be on my computer

[crystal vault]

(I was referencing this comic)

[edgy pike]

Yep

[glossy fulcrum]

idk

[crystal vault]

just read the comic if you haven't already

[glossy fulcrum]

idk man i think the words are silly

[crystal vault]

its honestly just a really good comic

[edgy pike]

It’s very good

[glossy fulcrum]

i don wanna

[crystal vault]

no seriously

[edgy pike]

What about for a banana

(I used that as a reference when I made a banana in blender)

[crystal vault]

I'm not asking

[glossy fulcrum]

you cant make me

[crystal vault]

im stealing your thigh highs

[glossy fulcrum]

NOO

i mean i can read it later i jist dont wanna rn

[edgy pike]

What about for jimbo

[crystal vault]

why not?

[glossy fulcrum]

i dunno

[crystal vault]

-# coming straight to your house

-# (time to steal)

[glossy fulcrum]

nu…

[edgy pike]

I thought you were doing the tv time thing

[glossy fulcrum]

i need thighhighs to live

[crystal vault]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

but in all seriousness that comic got me questioning my gender again

seriously

moreso because it was a glimpse into what it was like in the mind of someone who used to be in a similar situation I'm in right now

[edgy pike]

What these thigh highs

[crystal vault]

the page in question btw

[glossy fulcrum]

ooh thats fire

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

whats your faviourite law to break?

[crystal vault]

arson

speeding

[glossy fulcrum]

im pretty certain im not trans but that probably doesnt make rhe comic any worse

[crystal vault]

it really doesn't

[glossy fulcrum]

anti-piracy laws

oh god she commited arson on my post

[gray harness]

Are there any laws against manipulating the past/future if it's done for the greater good?

[glossy fulcrum]

probably in the future

[crystal vault]

also, it's more about someone's journey to realizing who they are (in this case, someone realizing they're bigender over the course of a long period of time)

[gray harness]

How Far into the Future are we talking about?

[crystal vault]

skinky you're on fire

[glossy fulcrum]

i once heard about this concept where the us government made like a time dilation chamber to trap time travelers but there were so many travelers that it quickly got overpopulated

[gray harness]

sorry i spilled my torchwood

[glossy fulcrum]

thats awesom

[crystal vault]

so read it damnit

[glossy fulcrum]

guys can we stop burning my commenys to the ground qwq

[crystal vault]

||https://www.reddit.com/r/bigender/comments/1e7v33s/chameleon_chameleon_by_willow_woods_a_personal/||

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe

[crystal vault]

put the fire out

[glossy fulcrum]

i saved the link

[crystal vault]

ah okay

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[gray harness]

snapdragon no!!! that comment's not a zombie!!!

[glossy fulcrum]

🧊

[crystal vault]

I put it out

[glossy fulcrum]

yaaey

:3

[crystal vault]

:3

[glossy fulcrum]

nyaan

[crystal vault]

-# I couldn't see the :3 burn

mrrrp

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

DAVE

CONTROL YOUR PLANTS

[crystal vault]

:3

[edgy pike]

I’m not trans or fairly certain I’m not but it hits anyway

[crystal vault]

dave I am going to steal all of your fire based plants and drown them

[glossy fulcrum]

-w-

the :3 is too silly to burn

[gray harness]

Sorry, spilled my jalapeno

[crystal vault]

DAVE!

[glossy fulcrum]

qwq

[crystal vault]

nope thats it im stealing your fire plants

yoink

[glossy fulcrum]

dave in thw separate timeline where he’s a domestic terrorist

[gray harness]

wdym separate timeline?

[crystal vault]

an arsonist*

[glossy fulcrum]

o

[gray harness]

does it count if it's done on zombies to prevent my brains from getting eaten

what the PEASHOOTER is that

[crystal vault]

is that nsfw art being covered up?

[gray harness]

Oh, now that you say that, I can see it

[crystal vault]

hey Siri

play Cadmium Colors by Jamie Paige

[edgy pike]

My favourite crime is probably ||Stealing ||

[crystal vault]

that's a good one ||if you remove the word code||

[glossy fulcrum]

my favorite crime is actually killing transphobes

[edgy pike]

Fixed

[crystal vault]

ty

[crystal vault]

this is something i wish i had the guts to do

[glossy fulcrum]

me top

too

[crystal vault]

you're a bottom, actually

[glossy fulcrum]

i am not top

[crystal vault]

i think

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[crystal vault]

yea

:3

[edgy pike]

lol

[glossy fulcrum]

good thinking

:3

[edgy pike]

I would not know about myself

[glossy fulcrum]

ive never actually bottomed but im 90% sure

[edgy pike]

I’ve never toped or bottomed and I have never thought about it

[glossy fulcrum]

ive thought about it too much qwq

[crystal vault]

i dont think.

[glossy fulcrum]

i dont think, i am

[edgy pike]

(For context I am biologically male and identify as so this will make sense in a second) during covid I decided I would grow out my hair like a lot and I was not in the best shape (because being locked at home and all) but I looked so much like a girl that I just stopped caring what pronouns people would call me a couple of weeks ago I showed my friend a picture of myself during covid and he asked if I was trans

[glossy fulcrum]

makes no sense here

[crystal vault]

ah ok that makes sense actually

[edgy pike]

I only think from 11:59 am to 12:01 pm

[glossy fulcrum]

real

[crystal vault]

-# so that's why you're so hesitant to play Celeste

but like

long hair ≠ inherently feminine

[glossy fulcrum]

this is true especially in some cultires

ive seen some cute short haired femboys

[crystal vault]

braided hair looks great on literally everyone

and I'll die on that hill

[edgy pike]

I know

[glossy fulcrum]

although part of my motivation for growing my hair out was to start my femboy transformation

im a dirty stereotyper

[crystal vault]

long hair is a pain in the ass to take care of

[glossy fulcrum]

yes but its worth

[edgy pike]

I have had people try to braid my hair

[glossy fulcrum]

i look good with long hair

[crystal vault]

braids really only work with longer hair

[edgy pike]

Yes it is

[crystal vault]

otherwise it's just not possible

[edgy pike]

I had mine half way down my back

[crystal vault]

same

[glossy fulcrum]

ive had my hair braided before

not bad but i dont like it

for some reason my ears make me self conscious

[crystal vault]

ah

[edgy pike]

My hair just doesn’t like to be braided or anything I have very thick hair

[crystal vault]

i used to have long ass hair

i cut it because of how much of a pain it was to take care of

now, about 2y later, I'm wishing I didn't

[edgy pike]

Same currently my hair goes slightly past my ears

[glossy fulcrum]

i love my hair

[ionic skiff]

No

[crystal vault]

down my entire neck for me

[glossy fulcrum]

i wish it would get longer

[neat cypress]

Everyone stop talking for a minute lemme catch up

[glossy fulcrum]

but my damn hair has hit a wall

[glossy fulcrum]

meow meow meow

[edgy pike]

No

I want my hair to grow longer

[crystal vault]

same

[glossy fulcrum]

same

though that might be greeedy cuz its fairly long

[neat cypress]

Ok fuck you then /j

[glossy fulcrum]

fuck me too

sorry

this is not the place for that

[crystal vault]

aren't you gay tho?

[glossy fulcrum]

true

[neat cypress]

And im also a minor

🤨

[glossy fulcrum]

i thought it was funny

qwq

[neat cypress]

It’s alright :3

[glossy fulcrum]

yahoo

[neat cypress]

Anyways on switch there’s a bundle thats usually $150 and it’s currently on sale for $3

Im not going to tell you because gatekeeping :3

[crystal vault]

$3???

[neat cypress]

YEAH

98% OFF

[edgy pike]

What game

[glossy fulcrum]

hugs ass sale what the hell

[neat cypress]

It’s a bundle

[edgy pike]

Ok what is in the bundle

[neat cypress]

Ok the bundle is literally called ||jk im not telling you||

[crystal vault]

:.|:;

[edgy pike]

God damn it

[neat cypress]

Ok the bundle is called ||Insane Bundle with 21 GAMES||

[glossy fulcrum]

burns your house down

[crystal vault]

excuse me wat

[glossy fulcrum]

sounds fake

[neat cypress]

Look it up

[glossy fulcrum]

oki

ill check the eshop

[edgy pike]

Random bridge I took a photo of

[crystal vault]

"it says gullible on the ceiling" right?

damn you edited it

[neat cypress]

Are you in a horror game

[crystal vault]

you look like you're about to get jumpscared by like a cat with pink and yellow eyes or an old ass bunny furry who should be dead

[neat cypress]

If i got everythinf individually it would be $297, and now it’s $3

[edgy pike]

If you count Canadian dusk a horror game

[neat cypress]

Insane

[glossy fulcrum]

deltarune fnaf

[crystal vault]

shhh

[glossy fulcrum]

hehe

[ionic skiff]

I would like to buy some infomercial as seen on tv products
There's something special about them

grill glove

[edgy pike]

I can’t remember what this was but i took a picture of it

[neat cypress]

Its real istg

[crystal vault]

there's no way you ain't an indie horror protag

[edgy pike]

Also if you want to see horror game this is that

[crystal vault]

i knew it

[edgy pike]

Those are real pictures btw

[crystal vault]

you're literally in an indie horror game irl

btw deltarune is a game with hidden horror

[neat cypress]

True

So is pikmin

*peakmin

[crystal vault]

weird route is the first example that comes to mind

[neat cypress]

Things sure went down a

[crystal vault]

but there's also the sword route in ch3

[neat cypress]

Thats like a tutorial on how to do weird route for people who dont wanna look anything up i thinks :3

[crystal vault]

well

eram

[edgy pike]

Am I?

[neat cypress]

Dude

[crystal vault]

and then there's just friend in general

[crystal vault]

yes

[edgy pike]

Again all pictures I have taken and places I have been

[crystal vault]

friend is like a fucking cognito hazard

once you start looking

he

is

everywhere

ch2 on

[glossy fulcrum]

its real but its 30 dollar

[crystal vault]

friend is connected to spamton, Noelle, and Gaster in one way or another

[neat cypress]

No?

[glossy fulcrum]

am i looking at the wrong one

[edgy pike]

Hold on I have more

[crystal vault]

spamton wears pink and yellow glasses
Noelle is followed by friend
gaster is

[glossy fulcrum]

it was rhe only result brah

[neat cypress]

I’ve avoided most theories/lore since chapters 3 and 4 so idk whats going on with image friend or where the name eram came from

[glossy fulcrum]

even has the same name

[neat cypress]

Oh i also havent seen chapter 4 weird route so no spoilers >-<

[crystal vault]

ERAM comes from the name of the boss fight's song

[neat cypress]

Oh ok

[crystal vault]

it's very disturbing. that's all I'll say

[crystal vault]

also its device_friend

[neat cypress]

Wait wha

[crystal vault]

PINK. AND. YELLOW.

[neat cypress]

Device_friend???

What about image_friend… :(

[edgy pike]

I might actually just be in a indie horror game

[crystal vault]

-# note: react from me ≠ me calling someone trans (i use 🥚 react for that or I just say it)

[edgy pike]

OH GOD THERES THE DEMIGORGON I NEED TO RUN HSHENEJSOKEBELEHLWNWLWIWNW

[neat cypress]

I use 🏳️‍⚧️ but ok

[crystal vault]

🥚 usually means "This person might be trans but hasn't realized"

same with calling someone an egg

[neat cypress]

No i know but like a lot of people probably wont get that

[crystal vault]

that's the point

[edgy pike]

I slept here a couple of weeks ago so your theory holds up

[neat cypress]

One time I said “bro MIGHT gain $3 of sell value evey round”

[neat cypress]

NO YOU DID NOT

[edgy pike]

I did

[crystal vault]

dude you're gonna get killed in the forest

[neat cypress]

Bro is NOT surviving in there for 99 nights

[edgy pike]

I’ve also stood on an empty island for four hours in the rain

[crystal vault]

bro's gonna either go missing or lose his older sibling in the dark worlds

[neat cypress]

I feel like this is a stranger things spoiler but i cant tell since i havent watched it 🤔

[crystal vault]

no this is related to deltarune

[neat cypress]

:Þ

[crystal vault]

Ꜫ:

[neat cypress]

Wh

[edgy pike]

I have also ran out of water on a canoe trip (overnight) and slept through a storm that took out the power and broke a structure (all while in the middle of nowhere camping)

[edgy pike]

The list goes on

[neat cypress]

Who the fuck are you

[crystal vault]

just lemme know if you start hearing ghosts

(/j)

[edgy pike]

Oh and I’m hiking up the tallest mountain in the uk as well as the west highland way (which is a long trail I will probably be walking 20k a day) in the summer before that I’m living on a sailboat for two weeks

[neat cypress]

WHY

Oh?

[crystal vault]

nah nvm

[edgy pike]

Oh and I have sailed 5k in a boat that was mostly underwater

[neat cypress]

I havent seen new movie >~<

[crystal vault]

wat

no i was more referring to the games

[edgy pike]

Also one year I made the decision (context: I am Canadian and where I live it will easily go down to -40° c in the winter without wind chill) to wear a raincoat the entire winter

[neat cypress]

Why

[edgy pike]

Idk

[vale cliff]

Six reference

[edgy pike]

What

[neat cypress]

Seven 🤣

[crystal vault]

do not.

[edgy pike]

What is 6

[vale cliff]

🤣🤣🤣

STFU 😭

[neat cypress]

People who hate on 67 are weird like how is E funny or among us funny or literally any nonsensical meme funny, but 67 isnt?

[vale cliff]

The kid from little nightmares

[neat cypress]

67 isn’t funny because what kids like it?

[crystal vault]

among us isnt funny

E is just what I call estrogen

[neat cypress]

Like get with the times boomer

[crystal vault]

67 was never funny

[neat cypress]

True…

[crystal vault]

neither was among us

[edgy pike]

Oh, no everything I have been saying is true I have done those things

[vale cliff]

I think hating on something unnecessarily makes it funnier tho

[neat cypress]

People hating on 67 is why its so funny yeah

[crystal vault]

i only hate it because its spammed literally everywhere and it just gets annoying as hell

[edgy pike]

Also I was hiking alone for an entire weekend and I packed two water bottles and I was going to refill one and as I was heading back to my campsite one of the water bottles fell and shattered (and it was 1.4 liters of the two litres I had packed)

Oh and the best part I’m not done high school yet

[neat cypress]

Who are you..?

[crystal vault]

dude what year of high School are you in?

[edgy pike]

1

[neat cypress]

Liar

[edgy pike]

Freshman

Nope

[neat cypress]

:0

[crystal vault]

there's no way we are both freshmen yet you're an indie horror protag

[neat cypress]

OHHH ok wait

So im in australia yeah

In australia highschool starts in year 7

Thats why I was so confused

I was like “no fucking way you’re 13”

[crystal vault]

over here in am*r*ca we start hs in year 9

[ionic skiff]

7 alone is a meme number

[edgy pike]

Oh i am Canadian it’s the same year as the Americans

[crystal vault]

oh cool

-# wish I was canadian honestly

-# but like not from Quebec preferably

[edgy pike]

-# I don’t think anyone wants to be from Quebec

-# No offence to Quebec of course

[crystal vault]

I'd much rather still speak english honestly

[edgy pike]

We get taught both

[crystal vault]

really?

[edgy pike]

At least the east does (you can get an English only curriculum but you have to opt into it) I am also a 10 minute drive from Quebec so…

[crystal vault]

ah okay

[edgy pike]

Yeah so @neat cypress you asked who I was I am a Canadian teenager who may or may not be in a horror game

[neat cypress]

You might actually be the main characetr

[edgy pike]

I also read manga occasionally

[neat cypress]

Erm based?

[edgy pike]

I am currently reading spy x family

[neat cypress]

Oh awesome

I have the first book but i havent read it

I’ve seen a bit of the anime

Very good

[edgy pike]

I also play curling 🤷

I do too much

My schedule is messed up

Also Spamton

I don’t think that is where you put your bike what do you guys think 🤔

[crystal vault]

run.

[edgy pike]

Why?

[crystal vault]

just a hunch.

[edgy pike]

Ok

[crystal vault]

something might be nearby waiting for its prey.

[edgy pike]

Don’t worry I have shot hand guns before if it comes to that

[neat cypress]

WHAY

[edgy pike]

Oh and btw if you come to Canada do not and I repeat

do not pet the geese they will attack you

[neat cypress]

No ofc not geese are scary

I’ve watched regular show

[edgy pike]

Scouts event

[neat cypress]

Scouts are wild for that

[edgy pike]

Speaking of which

[neat cypress]

“Lets give a bunch of teenagers guns”

[edgy pike]

We were shooting them at targets

[neat cypress]

Idk still sounds crazy

[edgy pike]

Also has anyone here got sunburnt so there legs were almost purple

[raw flower]

Why is there a Bike on top of a Bus Stop

[edgy pike]

Good question but I saw that like a month ago also across the block there was two pylons stuck in two different trees

[soft cedar]

I like your line of thinking
Welcome to the CIA

[raw flower]

I have 2 questions

1. Why?
2. How?

[neat cypress]

Actually i was mocking the camp you should ask them instead

[edgy pike]

I wonder the exact same things

[raw flower]

😭

[soft cedar]

I guess you must construct additional ones

[edgy pike]

Also the ultimate time out spot (there is a chair in the middle of the roof)

[raw flower]

Best place to sit in class

[raw flower]

I still have many questions about this and the Bike

[crystal vault]

meow

[edgy pike]

Me too man me too

[raw flower]

How do people manage To do this?

[edgy pike]

Last year my knees got so sunburnt that they almost looked purple (I had the craziest tan line)

[raw flower]

Oof Dude that doesnt Sound good

[edgy pike]

I have no clue must be sheer determination or stupidity

[raw flower]

🥲

[edgy pike]

Eh I was fine ish I also could barely move my lips because those were also sunburned and bleeding and so were my ears

My ears were not bleeding

But they were badly burnt

That was a fun couple of weeks recovering from that

[raw flower]

Oh my god😭

How did you manage To do that

[scarlet drift]

why would somebody do this to themselves

[edgy pike]

Canoe for several hours a day

And forget to put on sunscreen

But at least I didn’t get a sunburn for the rest of the summer

[scarlet drift]

well did you learn your lesson

at least

[edgy pike]

No

[scarlet drift]

why did i expect anything else

[edgy pike]

I forgot sunscreen every other week of the summer

But I don’t burn unless I am on the water

[neat cypress]

Undebrtale

[raw flower]

Oof

Didnt get a sunburn this Summer luckily

[edgy pike]

@crystal vault @neat cypress the thought that you could get the chair on the roof fills your body with DETERMINATION

[raw flower]

Idk why but i read Undertale lol

[neat cypress]

Yeah

I know why

[raw flower]

Yeah

[raw flower]

Why

[crystal vault]

Yeah

i wont say why tho

[neat cypress]

Because its undebrtale

[raw flower]

Real

[edgy pike]

I also am allergic to cow dairy like all cow dairy so that sucks

[raw flower]

Do you want a KitKat

[neat cypress]

Okai :3

[raw flower]

Which one? Regular or Chunky

[neat cypress]

Hmm

I dont mind :3

[crystal vault]

chunky???? wdym chunky?

[edgy pike]

Chunky?!

[raw flower]

Then ima get both

[raw flower]

Those Big KitKat bars

[neat cypress]

:0

[raw flower]

Yes

[crystal vault]

ohhhhh

[neat cypress]

(Yeah i had never heard of chunky before either)

[edgy pike]

I have never had a kitkat bar before

[crystal vault]

-# I immediately thought of chunky peanut butter

[raw flower]

Oh how so?

[raw flower]

Tried KitKat Peanut Butter once

Didnt taste Like Peanut butter

At all

[edgy pike]

Allergic to dairy

[raw flower]

Ohh i see

[edgy pike]

So I can’t have like 90% of things

Did you know that pop rocks have milk in them

[raw flower]

Oof🥲

[raw flower]

Really?

[edgy pike]

Yep

I once accidentally had a lollipop with milk in it

[raw flower]

Are lactose intolerant?

Or Something Like that

[edgy pike]

Nah fully allergic

Can’t even have lactose free

[raw flower]

Ohhh

Thats very Bad

[edgy pike]

But I’m fine if it doesn’t come from a cow so I can have goat, sheep, buffalo milk etc

Buffalo cheese is surprisingly good

[raw flower]

Thats a Thing?

[edgy pike]

Yep

[raw flower]

Welp, never Heard of it, now i did

[edgy pike]

Have you guys ever had ketchup flavoured chips

Or all dressed

[raw flower]

I ate them

[neat cypress]

You should try uhhhhhhhh

Um

Im thinking of the weirdest grossest mammal

[raw flower]

Banana

[neat cypress]

Naked molerat milk

[edgy pike]

Banana

[raw flower]

Banana from Balatro

[neat cypress]

Gross Michael

[edgy pike]

I don’t think I could get that at my local grocery store

[raw flower]

That actually Looks good.. Blender man

[edgy pike]

It’s warm

[raw flower]

Its 11 degrees for me

[neat cypress]

Im so fucking mature

[raw flower]

Not even Kidding

[raw flower]

Hi mature

[neat cypress]

It’s 30°

[raw flower]

🥲

[edgy pike]

This is my favourite weather

[raw flower]

Ah, there are very good information indeed

[edgy pike]

Ah here it is

[raw flower]

I want Cold weather

[soft cedar]

Considering moving to Tromsø

[edgy pike]

That is really warm I wore a sweater today

[raw flower]

Is that in norway?

[soft cedar]

Yes

[edgy pike]

I also want cold weather

[soft cedar]

Northern Norway

[raw flower]

Oh i see

[raw flower]

I bascially sweat when i Go Out

[soft cedar]

There's also Longyearbyen

[edgy pike]

My weather just fluctuates constantly it could be 19° and sunny one day and 5° and rainy the next

[neat cypress]

None of the server rules actually say what game to talk about in #🕹・game-discussion so i’m gonna start talking about minecraft there

[edgy pike]

Lmao

One kid asked me if I was British today (I don’t have an accent or anything)

[neat cypress]

Im so sorry

[edgy pike]

Why

I was just wearing a flat cap

Ice (I have nothing else to say)

[soft cedar]

Abolish

[edgy pike]

What?

[edgy pike]

I’m so confused

Is this an American thing

[soft cedar]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abolish_ICE

[edgy pike]

Ah

Tunnel

Watch out for werewolves

Should I go to bed it is 2:45 here

Yeah gn people!!

[molten current]

hello balatro people how are your cards things going have a nice day

[magic cliff]

Hi hello mr hater man, which department of Evil Hater Inc.™®© are you from?

[molten current]

nice to meet you mr. evil too many questions I'm independent

[magic cliff]

Well fancy joining the organisation?

We can get you a place in the Rival department

There's been an empty spot there ever since I've been promoted

[molten current]

this is a nice opportunity mista evil but maybe we will reschedule our meeting due to me playing a videogame right now

that was nice to talk with you

[magic cliff]

I hate videogames. Too fun.

[molten current]

try dark souls and typing anything in r/darksouls to reconsider your opinion mister

[leaden depot]

Have you started an HOA for your local neighborhood

I heard those were particularly demoralizing

[magic cliff]

No that is another department

They lobby congress to get the zoning laws

[leaden depot]

Enthralling.

[magic cliff]

Also we actually were the ones that killed all the dodos

[calm radish]

Why

Dodos were so fun

[strange nexus]

germany?

[sharp bay]

Look funny, taste bad

[strange nexus]

understandable

[full roost]

me too

thanks hideo

[neat cypress]

They had zero survival instincts, while it was humans, it wasnt completely the humans ourselves, more of dogs and cats. And since dodos had no predators, they wouldnt run because they didny realise they were in danger

[forest night]

RIP

They were too trusting and peaceful

Adorable things

If they didn't go extinct I think people would have domesticated them as pets

Like axolotls

[neat cypress]

Australia has Quokkas which also have zero survival instincts so they come up to people for pats i love them

I’ve never seen one irl tho

[magic cliff]

They looked funny

[neat cypress]

And you arent allowed to pat them in case you have germs

[forest night]

Never seen quokka before

Wish I could

[neat cypress]

They’re so cute >-<