🃏・off-topic

[glossy fulcrum]

brain not working

amazon

[crystal vault]

no hablo ingles?

[glossy fulcrum]

speaking of amazing

ZON

ONG

[crystal vault]

lmao

amazong

[glossy fulcrum]

anyway

i need to get more fem fits

i only got 3

[crystal vault]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[glossy fulcrum]

:p

[crystal vault]

-# tbh I also need fem fits but haven't had the chance to go shopping yet

[atomic glen]

🇻 🇨 🅰️ 🇳 🇾 ⭕ 🇳 🇪

[sharp bay]

Man I love myself

New to life but Im sure going great

[gilded nexus]

He found cookies

[shell flint]

guys rate my element catto

[visual comet]

guess who's back

back again

[coarse crow]

Some of my voice work

[ionic skiff]

Has a what now

[shell flint]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9J6DKJXoKk

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

If you could pick a year to be born in after death (Reincarnation), what year would you pick and why ?

[reef magnet]

oh wow that was my best score yet

[visual comet]

you didnt say I couldnt go back in time so im choosing 1999
the reason is because shit was just lwk fire back then

[pearl flume]

indeed, I didn.t

[vale cliff]

Same but everything will be in black and white and I don’t know how to feel about that

[visual comet]

[vale cliff]

Breathing in bro’s direction kills him 😢

[vale cliff]

I wanna see the face swap now

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

What is the most powerful headpat in history?

[still moon]

is this a safe place to talk about Animal Well?

took me a while to get around playing it but it is G-R-E-A-T

[oak lion]

luck

[crystal vault]

spoiler that image plz

[sturdy vector]

meoq

[sturdy vector]

i hate and love her

[crystal vault]

toxic yuri?

[atomic glen]

Hi chat

[crystal vault]

haiii

[atomic glen]

How's it going

[crystal vault]

I need sleep

[sturdy vector]

hi dagger

[atomic glen]

Gts, is good to rest when needed

[atomic glen]

Hallo

[sturdy vector]

how are you

[atomic glen]

Good, you??

[sturdy vector]

ehh alright

just a little bit insane

[visual comet]

yawn

[glossy fulcrum]

pvz fusion player rah

[sturdy vector]

i'd kill them all

[glossy fulcrum]

why

[stable python]

go my line of meteofruit

[sturdy vector]

i want to kill

[stable python]

i knew it

[glossy fulcrum]

but why fusion players

[sturdy vector]

i hate them

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

If you were a Skaven in warhammer fantasy, what would you do?

[shell blaze]

One of Yugiohs most beloved content creators sadly has cancer again. I hope he pulls through again. Cancer just sucks.

[short vale]

Baldi
Gives +99 Mult

[zinc turret]

he can't count so he removes 99 mult instead?

[short vale]

wdym he cant count

he literally counts in baldis basics plus

[zinc turret]

i mean he's bad at math

[short vale]

wait he is?

[frosty fossil]

+100 Mult
-2 Hand Size

Basically a Stuntman for Mult

[odd oxide]

Rewatched Zootopia 2

Man I love this movie

[odd oxide]

Would y'all rather be friends with a really boring insipid good person

Or like a really charismatic bad person

[vale cliff]

First one

[timid axle]

yall serious question im bored but i dont wanna go home or go see a movie what do i do

[zinc turret]

play balatro

duh

[pearl flume]

Riddle, every level of black bar, a new clue. Today's Riddle is provided by FemboyKingArthur.

||Aye, I rise. Call, I fall.||
||Stretched to sky or curtain call.||
||Winds awry, waters jaw.||
||Blowing wide, standing tall.||

The Answer: ||Sail/Mast||

[sturdy vector]

guessed that with 0 clues too easy

[arctic lava]

Do you accept changing Mr.JimboR into Santa Rob?
Santa Rob:
He Robs your presents after santa nicolase gives you them
He's also stealthy if he wants
He might get out a noise just for the fun or to scare you
He looks chill like that one Cool Uncle

[zinc turret]

noooo jimbo don't leave

[arctic lava]

He has too, Halloween is over

[worldly cargo]

Hey guys? Remember NiGHTS Into Dreams?

[full roost]

hell yea

[idle ice]

todays riddle is provided by WHO

[crystal vault]

I am very happy now :D

-# I finally have some feminine clothes!!!!

[meager marsh]

Guys I also play vampire survivors and I just unlocked the westwoods map which is form the Balatro dlc and got some stuff there with Balatro references

Fron*

From*

[atomic glen]

I'm happy for you!

[crystal vault]

ty! ^w^

[atomic glen]

Np! Np! You're cool!

Also, do you play chess????

[crystal vault]

yes

not great :/

but I do play

-# user on chesscom: GAMESNOTFOU

if you wanna play

[atomic glen]

How was this stalemate? I was black

[crystal vault]

oh

so stalemate is when it's your turn and you have no legal moves

[atomic glen]

Yeah

[crystal vault]

the knight blocks 2 of the squares, and the queen blocks the other 3

[atomic glen]

Yep!

[crystal vault]

but you aren't getting checked

so it's not mate

[atomic glen]

Yeah, and it was my turn to move

I put my queen where the knight is now to make it look like I just blundered

But I knew what I was doing from the start

[atomic glen]

What other games you play? :>

[crystal vault]

I play a ton of other games
but mainly the following when I can
• terraria
• ultrakill
• celeste
• hollow knight

for ultrakill I've made it to wrath (I think)
for celeste I have beaten all A-sides and B-sides (not farewell tho) alongside 1c 2c and 4c

and terraria is the only game I have over 2,000 hours in probably

[zinc turret]

what about balato

[crystal vault]

I actually don't play balala much anymore

if at all

[inner dome]

Silksong?

[crystal vault]

Nah I'm not good enough for skong

[zinc turret]

dang

[inner dome]

How far are you in hollow knight

[crystal vault]

I have 109% save file

can't beat p3 p4 or p5

but I've done everything else

[inner dome]

You're fiiiiine

[crystal vault]

and beat every boss besides the pantheon exclusives

[crystal vault]

I couldn't even get past the first fucking area of skong

[inner dome]

Moss grotto?

[crystal vault]

well kinda

when I say first area

I really mean I could barely get anywhere

[inner dome]

Listen

Skong is peak

[crystal vault]

yea

[inner dome]

You must play it

[atomic glen]

Love hollow knight!

[inner dome]

Endure the challenges

[crystal vault]

it's deadass too hard for me

[inner dome]

Endure!!!!!!!

Cat picture

[crystal vault]

I can't endure for an entire game >-<

[crystal vault]

I'm stealing the cat

[atomic glen]

Ngl Shadow of Mordor is still peak after 11 years

[inner dome]

Listen it's even better than hollow knight

[crystal vault]

I get frustrated easily and the hk/skong controls aren't complete for me yet so I can't do much

-# also I don't have skong on switch so I can't play at my absolute bedt

[atomic glen]

Bioshock tho...that was a game...

[zinc turret]

meow

[crystal vault]

mrrow

[atomic glen]

A very good game

[inner dome]

There is a solution to that problem

[crystal vault]

pspspspspspspsps

[inner dome]

Cannot spoil tho

[crystal vault]

if you're gonna say get a controller I can't

oh

wait

[inner dome]

Nonono

[dense salmon]

KITTY

[zinc turret]

meow

[crystal vault]

yea no hk/skong controls feel great when they're completed

but I haven't been able to figure out skong yet

[zinc turret]

can yall stop yapping and meow instead

[dense salmon]

no

[crystal vault]

pspspsps

[dense salmon]

that's dumb

[crystal vault]

meow

[zinc turret]

🐱

[crystal vault]

meow meow

[inner dome]

Continue through the game and you'll see what that means

[zinc turret]

no

[dense salmon]

yes

[dense salmon]

KITTY!

[crystal vault]

again, it's not as fun for me, half because difficulty, half because I don't have a controller so I play at a personal disadvantage

[crystal vault]

that looks like one of my cats

[dense salmon]

KITTY!

[inner dome]

Could you try getting a cheap controller?

[crystal vault]

I am flat broke

[inner dome]

Or try hooking up one of the switch ones to the computer?

[crystal vault]

I play using switch lite for hk

so I don't have any controller

[inner dome]

Ah.

[dense salmon]

@inner dome what happens if I dm you the word tomato

[atomic glen]

My profile here is so normal and innocent cuz dagger

[inner dome]

I dunno

[atomic glen]

Find out

[crystal vault]

meow if you're tired

[dense salmon]

Def not normal your profile

[atomic glen]

My server profile here is

It's just Dagger lol

What

[zinc turret]

nothing happened

[crystal vault]

don't look at main profile tho

[zinc turret]

🐱NO

[crystal vault]

-# for dagger

[atomic glen]

For your sake and mine

[crystal vault]

meow

[inner dome]

...

[crystal vault]

anyways

[atomic glen]

Meow :>

I am tired af

[zinc turret]

🐱NO

[dense salmon]

Perfect e kitten?

[atomic glen]

That's my main

[dense salmon]

cool

[dense salmon]

That's not normal

:)

[atomic glen]

For this s e rver it's literally Dagger

I said my profile in HERE is normal

[dense salmon]

Yeah for this server is normal

[atomic glen]

That's what I meant

[dense salmon]

That's why I check your original profile

[atomic glen]

Yeah, ik :>

[zinc turret]

i swear when i dmd you you had a normal profile

[atomic glen]

It is

[crystal vault]

are you sure gif

[atomic glen]

[zinc turret]

are you shore gif

[inner dome]

I am so 1%

[atomic glen]

Haha

[crystal vault]

hmm

[inner dome]

Yowza

[atomic glen]

15 away from 50k

[crystal vault]

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[atomic glen]

Damn 😭

[atomic glen]

[zinc turret]

i mean 2025 is not over yet

does it not count up anymore

[inner dome]

Jim Carrey's grinch has the most sex appeal

[atomic glen]

It doesn't

Or else I'd be past 50k

[crystal vault]

I didn't vote on purpose

[zinc turret]

evil discord

screw you john discord

[atomic glen]

[zinc turret]

what if i sent 5 thousand billion bazillion m3ssages in december

but it didn't count

[atomic glen]

wouldn't count

[sharp bay]

Gromit mug owner here

[wooden vigil]

fire!

🔥

[sharp bay]

It's actually a milkshake

Jk thanks bro!

[wooden vigil]

yw skell

[native jewel]

Hey

[crystal vault]

haii

[crystal vault]

meow

[atomic glen]

I updated the main profile!

[crystal vault]

...

[neat cypress]

Is that charlie smilimg friend

[sharp bay]

Hooray!

[atomic glen]

Yes

[atomic glen]

What :>

[sharp bay]

Too much pink bro

[atomic glen]

Is good tho

[crystal vault]

meow

i hate crowded areas

[atomic glen]

Same :<

[sharp bay]

I LOOOVE crowded areas. Lots of fights

[crystal vault]

too much noise >~<

[atomic glen]

And people bumping into me :/

[crystal vault]

I gotta be in a parade

3:

[atomic glen]

Good lucks :<

[sharp bay]

Then bump them back

In fact throw your hands as well

They start a fight, you gotta end it

[gray harness]

(mostly) One plant wonder, the single magnetar is the one doing the most damage, and it's actually destroying the waves!

[fiery grotto]

💀

[fiery grotto]

Why does this always happen...

[glossy fulcrum]

ah yes, one magnetar and 1 morbillion support plants

is this the new odyssey meta

[visual comet]

out my way son

DOOR STUCK

DOOR STUCK

[proud venture]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[vagrant forge]

He’s outta here

[primal aspen]

All the power in hands of a jester

[broken salmon]

does anybody NOT have tiktok

[crystal vault]

me

[dense vortex]

me

[worldly cargo]

My current favorite song is Dreams Dreams

[crystal vault]

meow

[vale cliff]

I’m literally trying so hard to win all Bonus Rounds, but this girl is basically Black Deck before Black Deck

She has no upsides, she just fucks over all your runs

Should I just unlock all content?

I really want to get Backstage

[sturdy ferry]

Just 5th wheeled at the fnaf 2 movie

Loved the movie tho

I wonder if they're gonna keep using book material

[crystal vault]

https://youtu.be/P7xpSz8mstg?si=g9fI8ebjmns9Jow8 here's a random ultrakill thing because it's funny

[echo rampart]

What have I done…

[knotty ingot]

Me

[crystal vault]

no I won't provide context

-# besides the fact that this was not edited

[vale cliff]

Bread or no bread?

You’re confusing me

[crystal vault]

wanna find out what happens?
-# I don't mean this as a threat

I can't tell

not here

[vale cliff]

Ooh, ok

[crystal vault]

meow meow meow

[pearl flume]

Please choose a job or profession before clicking the black bar.

||We are making a new society on another planet, how useful is this at the beginning ? How can they help ?||

[crystal vault]

Programmer

||either super important or completely useless. no inbetween||

I'm tired
I'm constantly tired
but I can never sleep

[gray harness]

Idk, lemme make my calculations...
(30 base damage+20 damage per Lumos level×(14 Atomheart Planterns ×5 on-death triggers from each plantern from Grim Arbiter ×10 Lumos levels per on-death effect) Lumos levels)×5 stars pee attack ×3 damage multiplier ×2 attacks per second ×2 damage from Spicy Spark Wood ×3 damage from Gravitron...
That's 2524400 dps

from 1 magnetar

[glossy fulcrum]

single target tho

or

uh

small area splash?

1x1

[gray harness]

Idk lol

[glossy fulcrum]

atomheart plantern may be op

i wonder how this would fare with a wall of tyrannaflora lux

[gray harness]

It's not Atomheart being OP, it's the synergy with Grim Arbiter that's OP

[glossy fulcrum]

cair

grim arbiter op

[gray harness]

The big-ass chomper-planterns?

[glossy fulcrum]

yed

[stone tiger]

forgot about this channel, heyo! I am great at naming things https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1300176523516579840/1447032412226977942/image.png?ex=69362573&is=6934d3f3&hm=28fbac4b3247fa0300f54121115b86c4f48c7a9ceeb5c37d8ba470cf4636b25d&

[glossy fulcrum]

his digestion time is reduced linearly with lumos level

[gray harness]

their eating cooldown has a minimum of 5/10 seconds tho lol

[glossy fulcrum]

oh

5 seconds isnt that bad tho

cuz he heals right

[jolly arch]

a pvz fusion mod would be horrifying.

[gray harness]

there are many tho lmao

[gray harness]

Only when he finishes digesting

[broken salmon]

can I am u for help

DM

[broken salmon]

eh

nvm

[glossy fulcrum]

yes

[gray harness]

Hey, btw, some guys and I did some calculations, and its peakest of peak damage would be around >6.6 million damage per secondz or >600k damage per singular star

[pine adder]

hi

[umbral sigil]

my balatro run is going good so far i think, not sure why jimbo is playable tho

[gray harness]

Hello, Faye++, the name's Jolly Dave, but you can just call me Jolly Dave

[pine adder]

hi jolly dave

[pine adder]

????????

how did you get this

[umbral sigil]

i unlocked him with the key

[pine adder]

whats the mod

[umbral sigil]

regambled

[pine adder]

binding of isaac or balatro?

[umbral sigil]

i think uuuuuh

isaac

[broken wagon]

Does anyone like Ball 3d

[gray harness]

I like balls, does that count?

[broken wagon]

im fucking giggling, dude you just made me get my giggle off

[timid escarp]

omg im gigglemaxing

omg - oh my giggle

[gray harness]

god damn, this single starfruit demolished a mini-boss before it could spawn anything...

[broken wagon]

Hey i think posting AI is against the rules, like no ones giggling anymore

I just dont want you to get in trouble

[gray harness]

You talking to me or..?

[vale cliff]

PvZ fusion is not AI vro

[boreal ravine]

#1 listener to Kahoot globally, get flexed on

[agile arrow]

man just watch out for jimbo's mom

[agile arrow]

i used to watch videos with the exact type of shi

[hasty light]

*ago

[upbeat ginkgo]

Aliens evolved from humans time flows different out there.

[vale cliff]

Is it not because of the limit on the speed of light?

[crystal vault]

meow

[atomic glen]

Hi!

[zinc turret]

miao

[crystal vault]

mrrow

pspspspspspspsps

[vale cliff]

Are you the cat or the catter?

Post Prototype’s philosophical question of the day

[crystal vault]

the answer is both

I'm a cat who learned how to pspspsps to get the attention of other cats :3

[zinc turret]

i love girls

[vale cliff]

I love men

Like Jimbo

[crystal vault]

I love no person like that

(aroace)

[vale cliff]

Father, Son, Holy Spirit

[crystal vault]

nvm

[vale cliff]

Okay, but to be real

I don’t actually feel attracted to 99.9% of the people I say I am

But the idea still has some appeal to me

idfk

[crystal vault]

fair enough

pspspsps

[sturdy vector]

i love everyone

[crystal vault]

meow? meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[sturdy vector]

i'm pansexual

[crystal vault]

sadly I don't have an emote that is the aroace flag [yes that exists] so I usually have to use and

I'll sleep now

[soft cedar]

It's reciprocated

[gray harness]

Hello there fellow pansexual!

[vale cliff]

Is that why you love tacos?

laugh track

[gray harness]

yeah, it says so in pvz2

[zinc turret]

freaky

[ornate nebula]

any bis in the chat

[true karma]

you ate them all

[mild pollen]

If blueprint and brainstorm is yuri, is odd Todd and even Steven yaoi?

[zinc turret]

no they're girls too

[gray harness]

so yuri is canon in balatro? since steven × todd is canon according to himself

[pearl flume]

Are fingers merely hand toes ?
or are toes feet fingers ?

[turbid canopy]

sneak peek for my game :p

[turbid canopy]

me

[kindred bloom]

thats so sigma

[turbid canopy]

🥀

[brittle talon]

A better question would be if anyone doesn't have it OR any similar working systems.

[vale cliff]

???

What prompted this?

[brittle talon]

Nothing really.

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Have super sensitive taste buds that can detect the faintest scents.

Or

Have a nigh numb taste bud that can chew ghost peppers for fun.

[signal kraken]

latter

[lunar barn]

this is basically telling me to choose between something that is beneficial but can be a little annoying, or nearly losing one of my senses

obviously im pickin the super sensitive taste buds

i can be a chef with that ability

[gray harness]

fuck you mean 2 million dps isn't enough

scrap that, it's 7.7 million dps

[neat cypress]

NO

[brittle talon]

The wind outside is like that one area in jump king.

It fucken WIMDY.

[brittle talon]

This you? @molten maple

[narrow forge]

Yo finally did stuntman and hiker only left with trib and marble and stone

Then we got c++

[dense vortex]

dont go in that boat...

[dense salmon]

Good meme indeed

[dense salmon]

PvZ game over used to be the scariest shit as a kid

[pulsar creek]

i hate history someone help

[severe aurora]

use the tank or gun

[gray harness]

I have a time machine, does that help?

[gray harness]

what did i do now?!
I have a literal talking time machine?!

[pulsar creek]

YES.

[gray harness]

well, too bad, we're in different timelines, and the last time I tried to go to a different timeline, both almost stopped existing

[eternal fjord]

off topic,

i relaly like tyhis face :3333333

[crystal vault]

:3c better

:3 also better

but >:3c best

[eternal fjord]

no youre wrong, your culture is not my costume

[crystal vault]

oh

oh you meant irl?

I just like the emoticons better

[eternal fjord]

how do you do irl

pls teach

i need to know

i really ike :3333333333333333

[primal aspen]

I think

[hasty ridge]

:33333333

[primal aspen]

I need to avoid myself from using a drawing app

[eternal fjord]

dude that literally happened to me ye=steradty

[neat sundial]

Could you erase all the timelines where I exist?

[crystal vault]

no.
I won't allow anyone to do that.

Dave probably would say the same thing

[neat sundial]

Dang, gotta keep me suffering, eh?

[molten maple]

peak

[crystal vault]

No, I just can't let anyone kill themself

assisted or not

[gray harness]

No, because that implies erasing every timeline where you're awesome, so there would be no good timelines to exist in :(

[crystal vault]

yea

everyone exists in every timeline

[neat sundial]

I'd have to exist first.

[crystal vault]

....

[gray harness]

Not really, there being infinite timelines means that there's a timeline where I don't exist, or where you don't exist, or where we both don't exist, and so on

[crystal vault]

oh ok that does make sense

[gray harness]

and it sucks that I'm stuck in the vanilla timeline >:(

[crystal vault]

well actually no
infinite timelines implies there's an infinite number of timelines where I don't exist, where you don't exist, etc.
so we were both wrong

[gray harness]

Well, yeah, that makes more sense, but still, I wanna be on the reflourished timeline or something...

[dense vortex]

theres also a timeline where infinite timelines dont exist

😱

[gray harness]

except in the ones that do

[dense vortex]

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

What would you do if you were in 'the happening' (its a movie).

[lunar barn]

I would happen.

[dusty lynx]

good answer

[visual comet]

add un and faith and you get faith: the unholy trinity

[sharp bay]

One of the things im scared of is drowsy driving

Like you are on your car playing music and all. Then your eyes feel a bit heavy so you give them a quick 2-3 seconds of rest

Next thing you know when your eyes open up, you barely avoided getting off the road with the skin of your teeth and get to live for another day

Happen to me just today and I still think about it

[vale cliff]

This is why I’m scared of learning to drive

[sharp bay]

Nahhh driving itself is easy when you get the hang of it. But they are a huge responsibility, you're operating a half ton of steel that can turn a family of four into paste

I was just as afraid. Take it slow, go around your house, around a spot you know, Google maps helped me a lot. And dont think about getting the licence now, focus on how to drive the car like you're part of it

And best of luck to you.

[vale cliff]

Thank you

And same

[stone tiger]

I can't sleep :(

[vale cliff]

Same

[hollow eagle]

who here plays clash

[stone tiger]

do you mean clash of clans or clash royale?

I have neither but it's important to know

[vale cliff]

Both of them are P2W cashgrabs so they’re basically the same

hehe

[hollow eagle]

clash the river

newest mobile game

but rly

any

[warm mountain]

cr

i finally got to arena 20🥹🥹

[hollow eagle]

im still arena 16 👀

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

You are a guild clerk, your job is to give adventurers quests, provide them with adequate gear and pay them when they finish.

Today, a fresh new copper grade adventurer bursts through the office door and slams down on your desk the Quest to Slay an Ancient Napdragon.

The kid's got a rusty sword and a dream, in the background you can see the rest of the party shaking their heads and making X with their hands.

What do you do ?

[ionic skiff]

what da headcrab zombie doing here

[regal igloo]

I would do my job and give the quest to the adventurer

If the others don't want me to do so they need to use their big boy words

I deal with too many adventurers to be playing charades on the clock

[crystal vault]

meow

[tall prairie]

id give them the quest, but inform them that they don't have to follow through. if they kill the dragon, they get paid. If they dont slay the dragon, we send someone else.

[sturdy vector]

exactly

[pale wasp]

anyone wanna join me and some friends for among us? we've exhausted our friend options and need 1 or 2 more

im desperate and just asking in a random discord 😭

[vale cliff]

I would like to but I don’t have among us

[ionic skiff]

Riddle me this: What's one thing that fans of Friday Night Funkin, Undertale, and Deltarune all have in common?

[crystal vault]

NEURODIVERGENCE

[vale cliff]

GAY

[crystal vault]

both answers work I'd say

[crystal vault]

wait I forgot to ping you with my answer sorry

[ionic skiff]

The answer is

||THEY CAN'T READ||

[vale cliff]

I’m right

I knew it

[vale cliff]

Boo!

Wrong

[ionic skiff]

Then riddle me this: What is the reason why BF and GF rap battled Sarvente?

[vale cliff]

I didn’t say I was in either fandom tho

[crystal vault]

||We sacrificed shayy to regain our ability to read||

[ionic skiff]

separate meme from origin i say

[vale cliff]

Guys, I just found a new artist to get into

But I’m so pissed they’re apparently massively popular, and on TikTok

[crystal vault]

Nah the community can read now

trust me

[vale cliff]

I guess I’m just a tourist normie

[crystal vault]

-# I'm not an outlier in this just because I can read, we can all read now

meow

[crystal vault]

btw I still stand by my answer of neurodivergence

[timber oyster]

||so they're all Balatro players at the same time?||

[vale cliff]

🔫

Always has been

[timber oyster]

🧑‍🚀

[vale cliff]

I’m addicted to this man but I won’t tell who

I’m going to be utterly intolerable for the next few months or so

[sturdy vector]

meow

[vale cliff]

Are we starting every conversation like this now?

[rancid patrol]

@sharp sky

it’s pretty funny i won’t lie

LOOLLLLL

every time i see you i’ma say i love bloodstone

JESUS IT GOES BACK MONTHS

5 TIMES A DAY

[crystal vault]

guess so

[vale cliff]

mrow

[crystal vault]

pspspsps

[visual comet]

when she gets funky on my friday night

[gilded nexus]

Who

[visual comet]

her

thats who

[gilded nexus]

Like this her

Do not fear her

[zinc turret]

we got whatsapp 2 before gta 6 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[arctic lava]

What do y'all think
Please work with sound-

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1sh85DtISzJuVXH_OxVyedDgpFKfhqwsn/view?usp=drive_link

[true karma]

virus link

[zinc turret]

turbowarp

[arctic lava]

No, it's just the video in Google drive since some of my friends told me there's no audio working so I had to upload that for them

[sturdy vector]

no sound

bruh

[arctic lava]

Which is weird since It works with sound for me, how does this work exactly

[arctic lava]

Open the drive

[sturdy vector]

too lazy

it says unable to access the document

you need to open it to public

bruh

[true karma]

white people be like "white people be like" but they the white people that be like!

[sturdy vector]

green people be like "i'm so green" but they the green people that be like!

bruh

[arctic lava]

Wait it wasn't?
It is now

[sturdy vector]

yes sound

[arctic lava]

No, TurboWarp

[zinc turret]

that's what i said

[arctic lava]

Sure

[zinc turret]

me when i lie

[crystal vault]

can't send this in any server

also you didn't make this server worse

[zinc turret]

can we get this girl a true

[neat cypress]

I’ll try better next year then

[zinc turret]

no

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Spend 2 week out at sea on a fishing boat.

Or

Spend a month working on a farm.

[zinc turret]

do i get money for working

[pale swallow]

Or

[odd oxide]

Turns out

The Zootopia abortion comic has a Wikipedia page

What the helly

[full roost]

had a stroke reading this

my fault for reading too quick tbh

the text is coherent asf

[brittle talon]

Basically: male weebs especially east asian are known for liking shows that have mostly female or female only characters, the twitter user below however thinks that mostly or female only shows are targeted twoards gay women.

[brittle talon]

Liking is kind of an understatement.

[inner dome]

Lesbians amiright
Straight men amiright
People attracted to women amiright

[brittle talon]

I don't think it truly has a target audience.

Aside from people online being obsessed with women i suppose.

[inner dome]

[inner dome]

Everyone is

Besides the people who aren't

[brittle talon]

Nice wording.

[inner dome]

I have such a way with words

[brittle talon]

Costed $3 and gave me a bad tummy.

I'm never eating this shit again.

[inner dome]

Did you insult the chef???

That isn't mayonnaise bro-

[brittle talon]

If you made a burger like that and still clled yourself a chef i think there's a bigger problem than me insulting your food.

[inner dome]

McDonald's?

[brittle talon]

Local food store on the road.

[inner dome]

Tragic

Hurl tomatoes at them

[zinc turret]

meow

wait i'm sans

uhh

looka like you're gonna have a bad time

[inner dome]

Why the fuck are you green

[brittle talon]

How nice of you to remind me that i'm about to study and then clean my cat's litter box.

[inner dome]

Car

[lyric iron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1377758119479873608.webp?size=240&animated=true

[glossy fulcrum]

if its from a fast food place then its just someone doing their job

[brittle talon]

I know, i was saying this because i was replying to someone stating otherwise.

[sturdy vector]

bruh

[pearl flume]

Please choose a Hunt.

Screeching Storm- Once a symbol of hope and pride, this sleek, razor sharp dragon was the steed of a noble knight. Now, it hunts eternal to fill the void wrought by resurrection. It's faster than any arrow and sharper than any blade with a cry that shakes the skies, wherever it roams, a tornado follows.

Black Knight- The eternal spirit of a Knight, fighting for a pride he has already forsaken. Traveling a desecrated wasteland, clearing out all living things in his wake with just a few blows, carrying a broken scabbard that manifests any tool he needs, form out of the souls of those he fell.

N.I.L- A talented fairy, master of healing magic, in an age past, she'd aid a Legendary hero in his journey. Now she constantly regenerates abominations of flesh, bringing the dead back in her thrall. Refusing to let her beloved die. The forest she resides in has trees of meat and grass of tendons

[neat cypress]

very important chat the lego batman trilogy is 90% off on steam

[crystal vault]

pspspspspspspspsps

[vale cliff]

Curry!!

[crystal vault]

Cobalt 60 is quite tasty

[vale cliff]

But it makes you eepy

[lunar barn]

false

[full roost]

yeah i ended up reading more carefully and understanding it

[digital cedar]

megumi is a bum btw

[teal basin]

true

fax right here

[pearl flume]

My Vietnamese Brother just tried to pronounce "Brother" as "Broth err" as in a soup or stew.

He has forever changed how I look at this word.

[ionic skiff]

Guess who’s getting Blood Meridian for Christmas

[lucid wraith]

https://decomytree.com/home?hashedId=bvtXcBBp0Wxv

guyt

my tree

ples

!!!!!!!!!!!

fill them with the cards and the decks

[lucid wraith]

man wtf

[crystal vault]

winged golden speedrun in 20m 19s

-# I don't have the full recording because it's a switch lite which only records last 30s

-# or any recording for that matter

[lucid wraith]

so jolly

[balmy compass]

why you have guts in your Christmas tree

oh nvm

[lucid wraith]

sign the tree now

[lucid wraith]

[severe aurora]

Baldlatro

[vale cliff]

Wait, why can the guy in the middle get it?

[brittle talon]

?

[gray harness]

PvZing my Fusion till i Cursed Purgatory

[lucid wraith]

peak

[weary jolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177276706034290818/1447939658519674901/image.png?ex=69397264&is=693820e4&hm=c6adf83c2c96bb2e53d38c13b39750845af4b0133ea12e49a270f96bce44e7a7&

[brittle talon]

They're the same thing.

But ai is more annoying because it's more common.

[odd oxide]

Unironically put a drumroll in my school presentation

[graceful edge]

Oh jeez

Rdr2?

[severe aurora]

~~heartwarming countryside of ~~witcher 3

[tame ridge]

all in

[inner dome]

Gambling

[signal kraken]

AI since that bubble has popped yet

But usually they go hand and hand

[sonic bloom]

<@&1133519078540185692> Can I DM any one of you about a user who dm requested me something NSFW?

[leaden jetty]

yes

[zealous void]

<@&1133519078540185692> uhm

[sullen portal]

uhhhh

[native jewel]

Thx

[zealous void]

Thank you!!! 🗣️🔥🙏

[ionic skiff]

Jesus, nfts are still going on? I don’t really blame them, it’s a tough economy, money’s tight, but I heard/thought nfts were banned off of twitter
They should just stick to making money in illegal ways

And I don’t believe in nfts. Why sell an image for crypto when they can always download it?
Hell, trying to do this is like arriving late to the deserted party with expired snacks in your hands. Joking about it feels like beating the decomposed skeleton of a horse

[zealous void]

Oops u meant 'legal ways,' right? lol
-# /lighthearted

[ionic skiff]

selling illegal goods

[zealous void]

I know, I was joshing around

Hence the wink

[ionic skiff]

Alas, I don’t blame them, cause money was tight

And we were THAT desperate and money dumb

It was 2021 in the pandemic and the economy was fucked

But I know you’ve heard the tune before

[lunar barn]

How true is this i never played blue archive

[scenic imp]

Help

[rough burrow]

God I love premium’s local files

[dense vortex]

cooking 🔥

[scenic imp]

Kind of

[dense vortex]

inspired from acu?

it looks good if you add a bg it could look even better

[scenic imp]

I will literally name it "My hardest is Acu"

[dense vortex]

thats so peak

will it be harder than acu

[scenic imp]

I know, I just started

[scenic imp]

Probably not, maybe the same because it's going to be XL

[dense vortex]

ah

gl!

[scenic imp]

Thanks

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

What's a videogame, show, series or the like that you think has AMAZING potential if the creators don't fuck it up/ put more passion into it ?

[smoky wren]

Castle Crashers

[vale cliff]

Everything I plan to make

(delusional)

[crystal vault]

Uncanny Cat Golf (peak)

[vale cliff]

I love being recommended mid artists in slime!

[pearl flume]

She is mid digestion.

[balmy nimbus]

My recommendation

[vale cliff]

What are they called?

[neat cypress]

Music if it was good

?

[rough burrow]

100gec

[vale cliff]

That’s crazy

[gray harness]

rcch be like:

[crystal vault]

I have a blåhaj finally!

[balmy compass]

why he look so depressed xd

[crystal vault]

he's been used a bit before

-# I didn't steal it, my older sister just gave me hers

[visual comet]

dev exit so

technically ts is easy

[regal igloo]

Star wars

I've always maintained that the star wars universe will always be more interesting than any of the movies ever let it be

[raw flower]

Hi hello

[zinc turret]

hello hi

[raw flower]

How are you doing

[zinc turret]

fine

what about you

[raw flower]

Im fine as well, thank you

What are you doing

[zinc turret]

goofin around

[raw flower]

That Sounds very good

[zinc turret]

what are you doin

[raw flower]

Listening to music and hanging Out Outside

[arctic lava]

What do you call a bee that's American?
A USB

[regal igloo]

Interesting answers

[lime shale]

surprise quiz?

nah I'm gonna join a surprise quiz bee😭

[frosty fossil]

Omg Stelle

From Honkai Star Rail???

[oak lion]

think option 1 would make everybody scared of you, or make you invaluable for certain roles in a movie, both of which would be useful

[crystal vault]

there's a chance I have a feminine voice on any given day :3

[jagged nebula]

Corpse Flower & Sakura

a pair of my OCs

[forest night]

Burp

[jagged nebula]

[forest night]

Sorry

Just ate

Or uhh

Drank acrually

Acrually

Atullaay

Actually

Fuck me

[jagged nebula]

there we go

[forest night]

Finally, after all these years

[jagged nebula]

Fair enough

[forest night]

Milk is yummy

...

Is it weird that humans drink milk from other animals

[jagged nebula]

I thought it was beer from your spelling ngl 😭

[forest night]

What fucking weirdo decided to drink milk from a cow one day

[jagged nebula]

Ngl it's not as bad given what other studd we do

[jagged nebula]

but THIS is what is weird

[forest night]

"Oh the baby cows are sucking that pink thing from the mummy cow! Let me try!"

[jagged nebula]

btw is this gas or ass

[forest night]

I don't bloody know.

I wouldn't say it is bad

But it's not to my tastes

[jagged nebula]

Alright then 👍

not bad = good in my eyes

[forest night]

Animal people never really appealed to me

Especially that style of animal people

Humans with animal features I could tolerate

But human like animals always felt slightly weird

[jagged nebula]

Yeah thats fair.

I'll go around and share my sketch in other places then

[forest night]

I want cake

[pearl flume]

M.O.A Riddle, every level of black bar, a new clue.

||"Come along with me" says the butterflies and bees||
||Through the winds, a distance, and yet the same I see||
||Open up, be free, you are what I yearn to be||
||Growing to be beautiful for all without allergies||

The answer: ||Pollen||

[limpid parcel]

The first clue is an adventure time reference

[lucid wraith]

guys

im goated

[lucid wraith]

pollen from bss

[raw flower]

Yeah ^^

[jagged nebula]

okay since other people spoke, any opinions on them?

[lunar barn]

anyone who votes wrong will be executed on the spot

[stoic sequoia]

Butterscotch-cinnamon pie thank you

[crystal vault]

where's the none of the above option

[upbeat ginkgo]

You can habe both, there's meat and veggies in savory pies so it can count as the main dish and then you get cake as dessert.

[cunning barn]

i prefer sweet things in general but pie is also very good in general

[frosty fossil]

Yippee!! 🙏🏼🔥🔥

[raw flower]

I send you a friend request btw, i Hope you dont Mind being Friends

[frosty fossil]

Not at all! I'd love to :>

I just didn't see the request 😭

[raw flower]

Its fine ^^

[signal kraken]

@little wind

[crystal vault]

meow

[little wind]

Nice vacuum

[signal kraken]

My colleagues and I got excited about a new vacuum 😭 gotta appreciate the small things at work

[little wind]

Sorry for your loss

[little wind]

Can you stan?
https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/rhoLzZdmjRsoZnDw96C6fMOOd85GtAMsB5-k9oSq8NU/https/cdn.nsb.gg/tmp/bdohw/3xwy7.mp4

[rotund gorge]

Cubestep

[neat cypress]

Meat pie :3

[glossy fulcrum]

i love how the first coin is easier than the main route

[crystal vault]

Damn that's 3x farther than I could get on my first few tries
2x farther than my all time best

[woeful rampart]

Is it actually busted tho?

[vagrant hearth]

Guys I’m new to cookie clicker and I’m about to make a trillion cookies overall (first ascension) should I ascend right away?

[vagrant hearth]

Took me 1k attempts to beat it the first time

[crystal vault]

I'd say yes because every ascension gives more CpS

[vagrant hearth]

Ok
Thank you 🙂

[crystal vault]

yea np

-# the boosts start off small, but get better overtime

[visual comet]

you

do you still have the unedited version of this

[crystal vault]

here ya go

[crystal vault]

.

[visual comet]

thank you

[sharp bay]

What's this bingo?

[crystal vault]

||bottom bingo||

[sharp bay]

BORING.

One min ill show you how to make a Bingo that rocks

[crystal vault]

I have a ton of bingos

[atomic glen]

I almost had a bingo damn

[cunning barn]

rare footage of polychrome juice

[magic cliff]

Yoo another evil person hi hello evil person

[crystal vault]

still haven't shown me that bingo btw

[sharp bay]

I need time vro

[forest night]

oil on water just looks soo pretty

[visual comet]

dude

I just realized balatro is safe from that hazbin hotel stitches thing

they've gotten every fandom except balatro 😛😛😛

[crystal vault]

holy shit it's gabriel

[magic cliff]

Gabriel ur a loser

Loosin to clankers in your realm

[eternal nebula]

you're an evil fun hater from 2013

and im spongebob now ig

[sharp bay]

I'll do it tomorrow, maybe after tomorrow but ill do it and you will witness it

[neat cypress]

holy shit

[cunning barn]

hi, fellow evil person

[glossy fulcrum]

a lot of these apply to me…

[crystal vault]

Sir, you might be a bottom

[glossy fulcrum]

i am

gahaha

:3

[crystal vault]

:3

meow

[glossy fulcrum]

nya~

[dense vortex]

meow

[crystal vault]

idk what to say so I just meow

damnit I'm bored and I need something to yap about
fuuuck

[magic cliff]

Hi hello Ew y'all are weird

[crystal vault]

rude 3:<

[glossy fulcrum]

name checks out

miaw~

[crystal vault]

mrrrp

[neat cypress]

Mreow :3

[glossy fulcrum]

prrr

[jade mirage]

I cant take this shit no moe

[ionic skiff]

THE GUY WHO VOICED SHEEN PASSED AWAY

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

its that wounderful time of the year...

How will you survive the apocalypse?

[dusty lynx]

oof

[crystal vault]

by being an introvert

[magic cliff]

What? That counter doesn't make any sense??

[neat cypress]

Steal all the estrogen

[magic cliff]

What does that even mean?? What?

[glossy fulcrum]

oh ur right i need to update it

[neat cypress]

It MEANS “mrrp nya mrrp meow :3”

[magic cliff]

That doesn't mean anything. It's a collection of sounds

[glossy fulcrum]

mrr~ nyah

[neat cypress]

You really are the evil fun hater

[magic cliff]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT

[neat cypress]

Purrr…

[glossy fulcrum]

im a catboy

gahahaha

[magic cliff]

Oh ok i see how it is

[magic cliff]

You are just ragebaiting me aren't you

[neat cypress]

Im not sure what i am :(

[glossy fulcrum]

no?

im just meowing

[neat cypress]

Twin is ragebaiting herself

[glossy fulcrum]

as i always do :3c

[glossy fulcrum]

err pronouns say they

[magic cliff]

This place is horrible i hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it

[glossy fulcrum]

leave then lmao

[magic cliff]

I won't because i believe that i am way better then you because

[glossy fulcrum]

because?

[magic cliff]

Uhh um

Mrrnyaw?

[glossy fulcrum]

nyaar~

[gray harness]

mrrow?

[magic cliff]

Yes i have achieved resonance among the ranks of femboys. This is sure to give me the upper hand when evilfunhaters inc ™®© will proceed with the plan

[glossy fulcrum]

meow :3

[pearl flume]

Please name something expensive before clicking the black bar.

||You open your door one day to find this infront of your house in a black briefcase (it's a big briefcase) what do you think, how do you feel ?||

[magic cliff]

Cats are the superior species of household creaturen

[glossy fulcrum]

living
||uhhhhhhhhhh what exactly would be in the briefcase

a billion dollars?||

[crystal vault]

HRT meds
More specifically, Estradiol and whatever the blocker is named (I genuinely forgot)
||LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO||

[glossy fulcrum]

what if its testosterone

[pearl flume]

||Immortality pill||

[glossy fulcrum]

oh shoot

[gray harness]

Imitater
||fuck you, I already have an infinite supply of them :(||

[glossy fulcrum]

i guess i take it

[magic cliff]

That would be an impossible occurrence as i exist as one and only copy of myself

[pearl flume]

||cloned||

[magic cliff]

Wonderful. That would be a worthy person to dedicate my life to

[lyric stag]

a fridge
how the fuck did this fit in the briefcase

[glossy fulcrum]

||its a big briefcase||

[lyric stag]

I see

[atomic glen]

A b21 fighter jet

Okay how

Is that fitting through the front door

[balmy compass]

||arrived a lego version one||

[atomic glen]

NOOOO

[crystal vault]

meow

[glossy fulcrum]

nya~~

[magic cliff]

Мяу ёпта

[forest night]

Challenge for americans. Pronounce this: 'mary merrily married a fairy on the prairie'

i want to hear how you say it

[zinc turret]

mary mareli mared a fary on the pirate

easy

[forest night]

bruh

that tells me nothing lol

[crystal vault]

that took me 3 tries to say

[forest night]

how about 'mary merrily married Sherry on the ferry.'