🃏・off-topic

[vale cliff]

Oh, you’re þat guy

[odd oxide]

The flaws of the plan is multitudinous (oooh sat word)

It's illegal to melt currency

To prevent this exact thing

[odd oxide]

Thorn revivalists

I know someone who hates them

[neat cypress]

*þorn

[vale cliff]

Yeah, why not say it like that

[odd oxide]

His argument is bad though

[neat cypress]

*Þat

Why use :P or :p when :Þ or :þ are right þere

[odd oxide]

He said that the thorn is used exclusively for the unvoiced dental fricative and so most people are using it wrong

(not true)

[neat cypress]

*þough

[neat cypress]

*þorn

[vale cliff]

Send all so you’re licking your lips really fast

[odd oxide]

But true in the way that people who use it don't really understand the linguistic basis of it

[vale cliff]

Actually, I’m also gonna eep

[odd oxide]

Good night

[vale cliff]

It’s 10:55

Gn

👋

[odd oxide]

Connections
Puzzle #903
🟦🟩🟪🟩
🟪🟦🟩🟪
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟪🟩🟩🟪
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟪🟩🟪🟩

[pearl flume]

Would you push the button ?

you get a life time supply of any snacks you want.

But

You're deathly allergic to fresh vegetables (processed is fine).

[neat cypress]

Define fresh

And define snack

[balmy compass]

melt money to get their value in metal is illegal in most countries

?

[glossy fulcrum]

honestly its fine to use thorn but dont go correcting people on it, they arent wrong for not using it

[neat cypress]

No I know I was just being annoying since we were talking about it a minute earlier

[glossy fulcrum]

ph

fair nough

[neat cypress]

They had weapons

The 100 men don’t have a weapon

And the average man is not as fit as those guys 🤓

[glossy fulcrum]

well a mammoth is probably stronger than a gorilla

[neat cypress]

Oh absolutely

Ok but my thing is, all 100 men wont be fighting the gorilla at the same time. At most it’d be like ten at a time, going in waves. And a gorilla could probably just like swing their arms and destroy ten dudes in just a few swings

[glossy fulcrum]

i dunno a bout ten

they arent that huge

[neat cypress]

Yeah but like in a circle

Eh idk

[glossy fulcrum]

if you ask me the gorilla will lose mostly because of stamina

[neat cypress]

Idk

[glossy fulcrum]

killing 100 dudes is tiring

[cobalt pier]

Þey would dodge until þe gorilla tires put

[glossy fulcrum]

i’d know

[neat cypress]

I think a gorilla could win

[cobalt pier]

We were evolutionary designed for persistance

[neat cypress]

Why would you kill 100 men when you could kiss them???

Come on

[glossy fulcrum]

true

well some men such

[brittle talon]

Gorillas get slimed regularly by jaguars, and they tire out after 3 minutes of fighting.

[glossy fulcrum]

suck

[neat cypress]

You can say that abt everything tho

[brittle talon]

So arguably your method is actually worse than the 100 men jumping it.

[neat cypress]

Im saying a hundred men at once isn’t possible

[brittle talon]

It's especially the case with the gorilla. Humans themselves aren't that strong but they have their kicks so it's gonna look like this.

[zinc turret]

why the hell is off topic still active

[brittle talon]

Some gorillas also do.

[glossy fulcrum]

cuz im here

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe

[brittle talon]

I'd argue it takes a max of 20 men to take down any gorilla.

[glossy fulcrum]

when i said some men suck i meant morally not physically

to justify killing them

[zinc turret]

kill cause i'm lesbian

[neat cypress]

This was in response to skinky saying some men suck

[glossy fulcrum]

so based

[neat cypress]

Why would you kill 100 men when u could befriend them?

[brittle talon]

Me when the reply button.

[zinc turret]

cause killing is fun

[neat cypress]

Fair

[neat cypress]

Twin skinky saying some men suck was literally the message right above my response 🥀

[glossy fulcrum]

hell yeah

[brittle talon]

Some animals really suck at fighting, i can take down the baddest most savage kangaroo with ease probably.

[glossy fulcrum]

okay buddy

[neat cypress]

LMAO

OK DUDE

the animals with knives for toenails, super buff arms and legs literally made for kicking?

Dude

Oh my god

[brittle talon]

Habe you ever seen their weights and heights?

Average males are like 5'1 and at most 200lb.

[glossy fulcrum]

thats not even all that small tbh

[neat cypress]

Twin

[zinc turret]

can you beat an alligator?

[neat cypress]

Oh my god

[zinc turret]

can you beat a lion?

[glossy fulcrum]

being bigger dont make you better g

[neat cypress]

You can NOT beat a kangaroo

[neat cypress]

You used one of the most violent animals in your example 🥀

[glossy fulcrum]

the baddest most savage one too

[neat cypress]

Actually can we please have this guy fight like an average kangaroo

Kangaroos literally have a habit of tricking humans to enter ponds and then drowning them

They are fucking evil

[brittle talon]

They also like flip their head to the back when they wanna attack something.

Wifi went out.

[neat cypress]

Again, their toenails are literally equivalent to daggers

[brittle talon]

They look closer to dogs.

[neat cypress]

Sure bud

[glossy fulcrum]

okay so try fighting the most savage dog i dare you

[neat cypress]

Average dog nail

[glossy fulcrum]

true

[brittle talon]

Just fyi they average around 650lb of force with their frontal kick. Average humans can do double that.

[neat cypress]

Do it

I want to see you fight a kangaroo

[glossy fulcrum]

average human can hit with 1300 lb of force

[neat cypress]

Just an average one

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah that sounds right

can you provide a source maybe

[zinc turret]

i bet you sit in front of your pc all day. you don't even work out or go anywhere that teaches fight, you can't even beat a cat. @brittle talon

[neat cypress]

He can’t

He’s lying

[glossy fulcrum]

meow!

[neat cypress]

^-^

Be honest. Are you a catboy?

[glossy fulcrum]

i think so

:3

[neat cypress]

:3

[zinc turret]

i'm a catgirl

[glossy fulcrum]

sick

[neat cypress]

Im not sure what i am

I want to be catgirl

[zinc turret]

sick as in awesome or sick as in ill

[neat cypress]

But i want to be doggirl

But

Dragon girl :0

[glossy fulcrum]

miau

[glossy fulcrum]

aweosme

[zinc turret]

i like being a catgirl but i also want to be a foxgirl

[glossy fulcrum]

i like being a catboy :3

[neat cypress]

Yay

[zinc turret]

foxes are cute

[neat cypress]

I saw him typing

He returned

Or her

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[zinc turret]

them

[neat cypress]

I usually use she/her for people who do something dumb for their pronouns

[brittle talon]

One google search can tell you it is around 1,000lb with a speed of 40 km/h.

[neat cypress]

What is

Ohhh nvm im dumb

Sre you that heavy?

Can YOU run that fast?

Can you change direction mid jump?

[brittle talon]

I mean sure you can assume all you want but no i don't do ocs.

[glossy fulcrum]

i did a google search and did not get numbers like this

[zinc turret]

i said pc

[glossy fulcrum]

the ai response said 214 lbs but idk how reliable that is

[zinc turret]

already changed that before you sent your message :p

[neat cypress]

Look im australian. Now I HAVE only seen a kangaroo like once or something but um i feel like maybe i’m the most qualified (i just want her to shut up)

[brittle talon]

Well i go out for school most of the day so i guess that's still incorrect.

[glossy fulcrum]

congrats bare minimum

[neat cypress]

But again, you’re talking about averages, you said you could easily beat the most vicious and violent

[glossy fulcrum]

i mean im not gonna bash on you too much for that cuz im not very strong myself (twink) but im not claiming i can beat a kangaroo in a fight

[neat cypress]

Im also a twink :0

[glossy fulcrum]

:o

[zinc turret]

oh damn, walking is such an useful skill. it can help you beat a kangaroo for sure dawg.

[brittle talon]

Eh i really don't mind it, i mostly like arguing on the internet and sending memes.

[neat cypress]

Of course you do

[brittle talon]

You could call me a redditor for all i care.

[zinc turret]

personally i work out in the gym

[glossy fulcrum]

well arguing that you could win a fight that you absolutely couldnt kinda comes off as egotistical

[neat cypress]

“Kinda”

[brittle talon]

Using myself as an example was egotistical yea but the point i was trying to get across was that humans are much stronger than kangaroos 1:1.

[neat cypress]

No

And you said easily beat the most violent kangaroo

Not just humans being able to beat kangaroo

[glossy fulcrum]

not on average

[balmy compass]

no xd

[neat cypress]

Also not to be that girl but i think your point was most animals are easy to kill

[glossy fulcrum]

well so are humans technically

[neat cypress]

Yeah

The average kitchen has like a billion deadly weapons

[glossy fulcrum]

truw

[balmy compass]

animals are simple to kill, not easy

and thats only because we can think

humans are easy to kill, almost every animal out there is stronger than us

[neat cypress]

I think the inly non-insect animal I could like actually kill is maybe like a bunny

But i couldnt bring myself to it

[brittle talon]

Sure i guess.

[balmy compass]

depends the race too

there are bunnys like 1.2m tall

[neat cypress]

Ok but steam does giant sales like all the time

So this doesnt really work

Like I got person 3, 4 and 5 for like fifty dollars

I got rdr2 for like $20

So

[zinc turret]

40 games with 20$ per each is 800$, it's four times as less money

[glossy fulcrum]

is -90% really 20 dollars these days

[brittle talon]

My moral alignments would never let me murder cats.

[neat cypress]

I mean i would hope you don’t kill any animals other than like insects because they don’t deserve this earth

[zinc turret]

my moral alignments would never let me murder an animal, not a human tho

[glossy fulcrum]

so real

humans are the worst

[zinc turret]

cause humans are disgusting

[glossy fulcrum]

insects are chill :<

except mosquitos

mosquitos can go extinct

[zinc turret]

they're literally dooming this planet for their own sake

[neat cypress]

What abt hornets

Those guys can go right?

[glossy fulcrum]

idk

probably

[neat cypress]

Like bees are chill

[brittle talon]

Bellay.

[glossy fulcrum]

wasps are fine too

[neat cypress]

Ehh

[glossy fulcrum]

fluff

[neat cypress]

I guess

[brittle talon]

How psychotic.

[neat cypress]

Kiddy :0

[glossy fulcrum]

they wont sting unless ur near a nest or they feel threatened

[zinc turret]

yeah i'm a little bit mentally ill

[brittle talon]

Oof.

[neat cypress]

Same ❤️

[glossy fulcrum]

theres a who lot of sucky humans so i get it

whole

[neat cypress]

I mean yeah

[zinc turret]

i love women tho

[neat cypress]

There are some people i will not care if they die

[neat cypress]

Like Brielle from my grade six class

Fuck you Brielle

[neat cypress]

Eh saying “I’m not hungry” is better because it implies you WOULD eat their baby

[brittle talon]

True.

[zinc turret]

such as people you never met or knew in your life

[neat cypress]

Eh im mostly thinking of Brielle from grade six

[brittle talon]

Outside of minor annoyance i haven't really met anyone who i truly wanted dead.

[neat cypress]

I mean obviously i dont actually want her dead

However if she DID die

I’d just go “oh damn”

[zinc turret]

i have, talking to them in discord rn

[neat cypress]

Like at most

[neat cypress]

Wait not me right?

[zinc turret]

no i like you

[neat cypress]

😰

[neat cypress]

Yay

[glossy fulcrum]

i dont know anyone personally that i want dead but lets just say not a huge fan of the president of the US

[glossy fulcrum]

what ab me

[brittle talon]

Wonder who it is.

[zinc turret]

i like you too

[neat cypress]

I like you too GAY blueprint LESBIAN

[glossy fulcrum]

pog

[neat cypress]

Oh yeah thats an insane story

[zinc turret]

lmao

[brittle talon]

I wonder if he just kept blabbering in Hungarian all the way through.

And what he was saying to them.

[neat cypress]

Yeah

They thought he was speaking gibberish and was insane

Until one day someone who spoke hungarian saw him there

[regal igloo]

Me fr

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

what are your chakaram levels?

[lucid isle]

The what

[sharp bay]

I say between 6 and 7

[dusty lynx]

your chi levels, how peaceful are you

[dusty lynx]

pretty gud

[sharp bay]

Thanks man

[lucid isle]

Probably pretty high, i can't remember the last time i was actually mad.

[sharp bay]

Very peaceful rn

[potent halo]

The easiest gold stake i ever had

Just playing high card and scaling ride the bus

[civic wharf]

@fervent pewter can I add you back or no bcuz what the hell

💔

[dense salmon]

This shit was not tuff

[worn shadow]

I hate this
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

[solid nexus]

Amazing deck from one of my runs (it's not that tuff tho)

[brittle talon]

Probably in the negatives.

[novel grotto]

Um

[crystal vault]

FLOOFY!

[novel grotto]

Hello

[crystal vault]

I read every fucking message that happened since I fell asleep

[crystal vault]

-# you don't hate me right?

[crystal vault]

miau

[novel grotto]

Hello

[full roost]

spanish cats sound like this

also it's December here y'all hyped up for festivus or nah 🗣️🙌

[regal igloo]

Getting pushed away just makes me end up somewhere worse

[oak lion]

taking ur meme

[quartz rain]

bro what happened on september 7th so you start typing with a period at the end of every phrase 😭 🤌

[gray harness]

how the PEASHOOTER do i defeat him?!

[oak lion]

you need the shadow sunflower

[gray harness]

wrong game dude lmao

[oak lion]

shadow mantle reference

[gray harness]

yeah but i was talking about bridge building game the third

[oak lion]

no idea what that is

[gray harness]

Poly Bridge 3, the third game of the series of games where you build bridges for the cars to pass through

[oak lion]

ah poly bridge

[frigid otter]

domer 🗣️🔥

[vale cliff]

Me but for 10+ times longer

[visual comet]

my plushie

[solid nexus]

ENAA

[visual comet]

[solid nexus]

I like ur plushie, 10/10

[ionic skiff]

ENA
I’ve been getting lost in Dream BBQ
that game is like Jazzpunk

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

You're a beast master, caught in a huge, merciless storm with your pet / follower.

Luckily, through the storm, the light of a massive nomadic trader's caravan fleet was seen and they took you in.

It wasn't until the fleet was well on its way and you're comfortable that you realize...your companion was nowhere to be seen.

What do you do ?

[hasty light]

Pspspspspsps

[dapper palm]

Cat

[vale cliff]

CAT

[rocky gale]

Reminds me of Lucky Cat, heehe

[dapper palm]

Big batch of white Fluffy chest right

[ionic skiff]

CCROW BOY THE EGG

[crisp sundial]

I can relate to this.

As a woman of Hema

[atomic glen]

Are my messages being watched?

[frosty fossil]

👀

[dense salmon]

GIVE IT BACK🐦 🐦

[atomic glen]

Wasn't concerned about others watching them

[cyan tide]

there was a game that people said was kind of like balatro where you would bnounce a ball around and break squares and it looked really old breakout/arcanoid type game

anyone know the name of it

[crystal vault]

awww!
-# I am gonna steal your cat. sorry!

[neat cypress]

Isn’t it the other way around like

[vale cliff]

Oppression fetish

[crystal vault]

wut

[dusty lynx]

Dumb question time

on a scale to 1 to 10, what scale are you?

[vale cliff]

Why did vaazkl do this? Is this real

[sharp bay]

Slop factory found at the slop city, fascinating.

[signal kraken]

my first thought for the sleepover stories being among us 🥀

[pearl flume]

I got Holder of Place on steam, does anyone know how I could maybe find the individual picture of the character here ? I want them as my PFP.

[sharp bay]

Welcome to the underground

[crystal vault]

how was the fall

[vale cliff]

I’m glad I searched up proper lyrics before saying the wrong one

Nearly lost aura there

[long violet]

just produced smth messing around on bandlab lmk what yall think

[gray harness]

If you want to have a look around...

[crystal vault]

give us a call

[pearl flume]

Please reveal each individual black bar and rank them 1-5 based on your liking (1 being best)
Today's theme is Snacks.

||Crisps||
||Hard candy||
||Dried fruit||
||Small confectioneries||
||Bubblegum||

[dapper palm]

Thats called "having a purpose in life" and getting a job

[exotic narwhal]

Nubby's Number Factory i think

[glacial glade]

People who live in Mandela county, derry, metropolis and gotham are the stupidest people ever istg

[pine owl]

gotham is lowest rent ever

[clever arch]

AAAAH WTF IS THAT FU*kING SHIP ??
sorry for the language

[pine owl]

at least

every city with a major superhero is kinda cooked anyways in fiction

[neat cypress]

BASED

[sturdy vector]

that doesn't make any fucking sense

[neat cypress]

neither do most ships what's the problem tho

it's cute

[clever arch]

That’s my community jumpscare x)

[clever arch]

WHAT ???

[neat cypress]

?

I think it's a cute ship

[sturdy vector]

most of ships at least have some connection

[neat cypress]

I mean

[clever arch]

Springtrap is LITTERALY A KID KILLER and on this picture POMNI are TERRIFIED, but you can't understand

[neat cypress]

sure

ehhh I don't see it that way

I see Pomni as kinda flustered by being picked up

it surprised her :0

and yeah obviously springtrap is evil but he isn't exactly a real person

[clever arch]

Of course he IS, because it's William Afton being Springlocked and he survived

[neat cypress]

I know

but

he isn't real

neither is Pomni

whats the problem

[sturdy vector]

they were real people

[neat cypress]

I see it more of he dies and his ghost possessed his corpse stuck in the suit

[neat cypress]

I can't tell if ur joking or if you're saying that in universe they were real

[clever arch]

Yes, that doesn't mean he's devoid of conscience, he KEEPED it.

[neat cypress]

what I'm saying is that in real life neither of them are real people and if I think fanart of the two of them is cute I am allowed to think it

[neat cypress]

I just said the art was cute 😭

[clever arch]

and this IS the problem... IT'S NOT CUTE !!!!!

[neat cypress]

ok?

I think it is though

so

[sturdy vector]

is it william afton or mimic though

[neat cypress]

I know like nothing about post-security breach stuff but springtrap was still william right?

[sturdy vector]

mimic happened in/before security breach

[clever arch]

It's william

[clever arch]

No, after

[sturdy vector]

cause william died died in fnaf 6

[neat cypress]

yeah

[sturdy vector]

i mean appeared

[neat cypress]

and this definitely looks like fnaf 3 springtrap

[clever arch]

Oh yeah sure

[neat cypress]

did I get ghost pinged?

[clever arch]

I dunno but you know a thing about fnaf ?

[neat cypress]

I mean like I said I know nothing about post-security breach lore or retcons

but I'd like to say I'm pretty up to date

no not up to date

aware

[clever arch]

Ok, so what's your Favorite Animatronic ?

[neat cypress]

idk

I like toy bonnie

super excited to see him in the movie

I haven't seen the trailer yet

[clever arch]

me too :-:

[sturdy vector]

that's a hard question

idk

[neat cypress]

mangle too

[sturdy vector]

what's your favorite fnaf game

[clever arch]

For me, (I think it's obvious) it's Foxy Withered, my favorite, he's so stylish
My favorite FNaF game is FNAF 2

[neat cypress]

I've only actually played pizzaria sim and ucn

but even before I played any and I had only seen markiplier play them pizzaria sim is absolutely my favourite

[clever arch]

It's not the easiest 🤣

[neat cypress]

which one?

[clever arch]

UCN is hell

[sturdy vector]

my favorite is fnaf world and i absolutely fuck with refreshed

[neat cypress]

like in-universe or to beat?

(both)

[clever arch]

to beat

[neat cypress]

yeah

I mostly just do smaller stuff

like little challenges

I like playing with just the mediocre melodies that's easy but still fun

[clever arch]

Those who have succeeded in the 50/20 challenge have truly sacrificed years of their lives 🤣

[clever arch]

me too

[sturdy vector]

never played ucn

[neat cypress]

it's free on steam

it's fun

[clever arch]

you should

it's THE ultimate fnaf (difficulty and playtime)

[balmy forge]

?av golden_thimble

[slim hinge]

golden\_thimble

Server Avatar

[neat cypress]

we have Dyno here?

hello dyno!!!

[sturdy vector]

patrick

[neat cypress]

subaru

[crystal vault]

mrrow

[sturdy vector]

meow

[neat cypress]

meow ^-^

[olive jungle]

Well having mult and money was fun while it lasted

[neat cypress]

you should have just had 10k more chips

[crystal vault]

Wait could you not have scored enough after with other hands?

[jolly robin]

mrrp

[crystal vault]

nyaa

[jolly robin]

:3

[crystal vault]

:3

[jolly robin]

:((

[olive jungle]

iirc my full house had the highest level of the deck and I thought that’ll get the job done

Unfortunately I was wrong

[crystal vault]

oh did you dig for it with all your hands?

[jolly robin]

Awh :/

[olive jungle]

Ya

[stiff flame]

💔 🥀

[lusty stirrup]

hello my favorite discord server

have we heard of bingle bingle?

[neat cypress]

I have not :(

[lusty stirrup]

balatro but roulette wheel

[neat cypress]

Oo

[crystal vault]

mrrow :3c

[neat cypress]

:3

Meow

[crystal vault]

mrrrp

[neat cypress]

Mrrreow

[crystal vault]

:3

anyways I gtg

[neat cypress]

0.0

[gray harness]

wtp is going on with this boss event

[neat cypress]

Bruh

[warm mountain]

highkey fuck anyone who uses d.va or orisa on overwatch

how does it feel being such a pussy

[neat cypress]

Fixed it /j

[warm mountain]

thats also very true

i have played overwatch five times and all of those times a toxic bitchass d.va main ruined my life in ways worse than could be written

overwatch is such a shithole no matter what

[neat cypress]

I mean I play fortnite so like I can’t really judge

But it just seems

Ehhhh

[crystal vault]

reasonable reqction

[neat cypress]

Did someone else send this here?

Ok what abt this one?

[crystal vault]

hmmm

damn I'm outta shit to talk about

[neat cypress]

Talk about how cute boys are :3

[crystal vault]

I don't find anyone cute

[neat cypress]

Hmm

Talk about how cute cats are :3

[crystal vault]

not much needs to be said

[neat cypress]

And

Talk about how cute dogs are :3

[crystal vault]

repeat

[neat cypress]

Ah

(Like mine)

[crystal vault]

ma'am, you are not gonna have a dog for much longer

-# because I'm stealing the dog

[neat cypress]

:0

Nooo

[crystal vault]

yeeeeeees

[neat cypress]

Lazy ass 😡

Bro pays ZERO bills

He just sleeps

And lets me take stupid photos of him

[crystal vault]

imma steal him

[neat cypress]

:(

[crystal vault]

-# /j

[neat cypress]

You don’t even know where I live

[crystal vault]

fair

btw I know you said you aren't a furry
but if you were
would you be a catgirl
a doggirl
or something else I didn't mention

[neat cypress]

Unsure

[crystal vault]

-# I think my answer is obvious

[neat cypress]

Probably doggirl since dog ears and tail are cuter imo

However

What I actually want is far to underground

Dragon girl

Like girl but with wings, horns and lizard tail

[crystal vault]

yeah no I'm secretly a dragon in disguise /j

[neat cypress]

And pyrokinesis (optional

[crystal vault]

go go gadget trans meme

[neat cypress]

Exaaactly

[crystal vault]

ikr

[jolly robin]

Chat is this real?

[neat cypress]

One of my friends recently asked me why trans girls are always drawn as having shoulders visible and i havent been able to unsee it

Fascinating

[neat cypress]

A surprising lack of video games mentioned

[crystal vault]

I have never played fallout new vegas

like at all

[jolly robin]

Thankyou discord user kitkatjollyfuck for this information, fascinating stuff indeed

[neat cypress]

Me neither

[crystal vault]

Time to quote random games for no reason

"You're not a good person, you know that, right?" Glad0s

[neat cypress]

I have played undertale, deltarune, celeste, omori (not much so no spoilers), stardew valley and ultrakill though so i think i classify as trans

[crystal vault]

same but replace omori and stardew with terraria

I have

a few hours

[neat cypress]

A few

But is terraria a trans game?

[crystal vault]

a few
-# thousand

[crystal vault]

idk

[jolly robin]

"oh no were you bluffing too?" -Jimbo

[crystal vault]

"Machine, Turn back. Now. These layers were not built for your kind"

Gabriel

[neat cypress]

Get dunked on - Emily

[crystal vault]

holy shit undertale reference

"Things really took a weird route right now"

• Susie Gaster, deltarune

[neat cypress]

No it was a minecraft story mode reference

[jolly robin]

meow mrrp meow - 400

[crystal vault]

hey

[neat cypress]

Bird?

[crystal vault]

we're quoting videogames

[jolly robin]

Oh mb

:(

[neat cypress]

Wtf

400 video game :0

[crystal vault]

didn't even get the quote right smh my head

-# /lh

mrrrp nya mrrp meow :3c

btw the VA for Gabriel ultrakill is fucking hilarious

for example

"I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES! I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!" -Gabriel's VA (was paid to say that)

[neat cypress]

So peak

[jolly robin]

What is Gianni even about 🥀

[crystal vault]

during the ultrakill stream he did
"None of those words are in the bible. seek jesus.
-# and send me the source"

you can pay Gianni some money and have him say some stupid shit as gabriel (it's peak)

[neat cypress]

“Coronith 4:13. And as Abraham said unto Jesus’s followers “I do not have Daddy issues! I am papa’s special fucking boy!””

[crystal vault]

lmao

-# personally I do not want anything to do with christianity due to personal issues. Still hilarious

[neat cypress]

(Idk if there are any bible verses called coronith i just made up a christian sounding word)

[jolly robin]

The Bible if it was peak /hj

[neat cypress]

Knowing my luck there is a coronith 4:13 and it’s one of the ones abt slavery or smth

[crystal vault]

lmao

"and then I kissed himANYWAYS"

Gabriel from ultrakill

[neat cypress]

What abt the breaking bad cameos tho

[crystal vault]

"User V1FromUltrakill just resubbes for 7 months. Mods, can we ban that user?"

[neat cypress]

“You sussy baka!”

• Hank Schrader

[crystal vault]

GET BACK HERE YOU IMPUDENT BOWL

[neat cypress]

I need to finish breaking bad im only on seaosn 2

[regal igloo]

Balaro!!!!

[crystal vault]

-# Indie cross ep. 2

[neat cypress]

Same ❤️

[crystal vault]

wait have you ever played cuphead? just curious

[dense vortex]

hi so tired

😹

[neat cypress]

Ye but im ass

[crystal vault]

same

[crystal vault]

meow

[vale cliff]

Corinthians?

[alpine terrace]

I have suspicion to believe one of you is kira

Reveal yourself kira!

[crystal vault]

kira won't reveal themself

[alpine terrace]

Ah but wont he if my understanding of kira is correct at one point he will reveal himself

[zinc quartz]

Art

[gray harness]

I thought I was cooking with this strategy to stay alive until the level itself defeats everyone else as that's supposed to happen when YOUR TAKING TOO LONG, but it turns out the only thing cooking was my phone...

[hollow eagle]

i havent played pvz much but

that can NOT be it

[gray harness]

PvZ Fusion and its consequences :)

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

You are a wealthy lord on your way to the king's castle from your mansion for an important meeting.

On your way, however, you were attacked by bandits, raiding and looting your wares, but once they noticed your standing, they halted and their leader stepped up.

He promised to guide you safely to the castle in exchange for 2 things.

1: A royal pardon for all members of their party.

2: Your mansion, so they have a place to stay.

What do you do ?

[gray harness]

doom-shroom.

[regal igloo]

Agree to their terms until I'm in a position to turn the tables on them and have them all put to the block for their crimes.

THEY WERE RIGHT TO FEAR A PERSON OF MY STANDING

And then I'd raise taxes on the general public to replace the damaged treasures I travel with.

And then hold a parade in my honor.

[regal igloo]

And then I'd commission a cool as heck rap artist to write a rap for me to perform from my lordly balcony

And I'd be spitting bars about how I'm an evil and scary lord of the land and I have fat sacks of gold in my treasury

[crystal vault]

this sounds familiar

idk why

[sturdy vector]

is that dnd

[vale cliff]

💀

[lime shale]

I do not believe this is just chalk and water

[zinc turret]

that's cement

[vale cliff]

You’re cement!

[lime shale]

tried to uhh take a piece and it's a bit crumbly, it's Def water and chalk trust

[glossy fulcrum]

aegis in the front allowed mj to spawn too many minions

although cob-livion works as a good staller

at least theoretically, never really used it myself

[rose citrus]

😔😔😔😔

[severe aurora]

Illusion of Indiependence

🦟

[gray harness]

Actually, Aegis wasn't the problem. I tried it without it beforehand since they aren't part of my strategy, but my nuts died rapidly + Aegis turns weak zombies into statues that do nothing but give gems when defeated, so it was better to keep it there

[sharp bay]

Okay but how did it taste?

[lime shale]

why would I taste it

[sharp bay]

That wasn't my question

[lime shale]

I guess It would taste rough ?

[sharp bay]

Was it bitter or salty ?

[lime shale]

ooh I think chalk would be bitter

[lucid wraith]

meow

[neat cypress]

Mreow :3

[gray harness]

Hey, man, that tag is based B)

[neat cypress]

jarvis, send the entire angry birds sex episode as a discord gif

[jolly robin]

I'm sorry what? 😭

[neat cypress]

oh yeah I forgot to

wait

you can't send gifs

hmm

[sharp bay]

Massive L my crakka

[neat cypress]

???

[sharp bay]

Try a different method

[neat cypress]

I know how

[sharp bay]

For the gif

[neat cypress]

I just can't be bothered

you can find the episode on youtube it's called Miracle of life (although you should probably look up Angry Birds toons first)

[sharp bay]

Guess ill have to walk that road, maybe ill be able to convey it to gif but it will take a while

[neat cypress]

I mean I could download the gif as a vid and send it

it's like super sped up anyways

the plot is basically the pigs want eggs so they kidnap red and chuck to get them to make eggs

[neat cypress]

yes thanks

I meant tenor gifs sorry

[brittle talon]

Yw.

[neat cypress]

I love the angry birds sex episode ❤️

[brittle talon]

The writers were quite wild when making this.

[crystal vault]

meow

good morning

[brittle talon]

Good morning.

[neat cypress]

mrow

[crystal vault]

meow

[neat cypress]

it's 1.30am for me 😵

[crystal vault]

oh it's like 8:30 am

for me

[neat cypress]

lol

[zinc turret]

meow

[neat cypress]

mew ^-^

[sturdy vector]

meow

[zinc turret]

:3

[dense salmon]

meow

[sturdy vector]

oh wait i said i'm not meowing ever again

[zinc turret]

what are you doing here

[dense salmon]

why shouldnt i

[neat cypress]

who is moose

[dense salmon]

native to Canada mostly

[neat cypress]

now look I do NOT like trusting AI overview but

[dense salmon]

trust me

[crystal vault]

mrrrp

[neat cypress]

mrow ^w^

[lucid wraith]

W start or nah

[neat cypress]

hell yeah twin

[lucid wraith]

going all in

i lost

😭

[neat cypress]

NOOO

[lucid wraith]

no mutl

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Be immune to all poison, illnesses and diseases.

Or

Be immune to aging.

[ivory thistle]

Get blueprint every run

[pearl flume]

This is the off topic channel.

[neat cypress]

what does be immune to aging mean

[warm mountain]

o think that you dont age physically

[neat cypress]

I mean I don't really want that

I'm a minor and like I don't want to look like this forever

can I stop aging when I'm like 25 or something?

[crystal vault]

illness

[neat cypress]

yeah that honestly seems like a him problem

[jolly robin]

Hii moose

[jolly robin]

Rude :((

[lunar barn]

Why are you looking at me like that? Its my backpack

[gray harness]

My god, I shouldn't have made it an actual level...

[neat cypress]

Oh my fucking god

Is it

Is it beatable?

[crystal vault]

nvm

[brittle talon]

I thought this was people's playground what is this.

[crystal vault]

delayed messages

grrr

my 4c final room completion

[bitter solstice]

Jollyposts my beloved

[brittle talon]

Copium posting.

[neat cypress]

HELL YEAH

[crystal vault]

I have a few hours in celeste

[gray harness]

Yeah, I just showed the solution I made lmao

[neat cypress]

Just a few

[gray harness]

hell yeah, hope y'all have a happy feastivus :D

[gray harness]

Despite the fact that all 4 cars start at the same time and they all have to get inside, it is very possible

[bitter solstice]

Yooo jolly dave

Have some tacos gng 🌮

[crystal vault]

Nah I don't even have 100 hours on celeste

I think I have like 60

[gray harness]

Thanks, my neighbor

[bitter solstice]

Np gng

[gray harness]

Mind if you pass me the hot sauce?

[neat cypress]

Oh

[crystal vault]

yea no I just play really well on switch

-# I have like 6.5k deaths on that profile

[neat cypress]

Uh, hello neighbour

[crystal vault]

but yeah no 4c is easy

[bitter solstice]

Bet 🫙(they dont have a hot sauce emoji so pretend this is hot sauce)

[crystal vault]

I have less deaths on 4c than I do on 1a

-# probably due to winged golden but 4c is still the 2nd lowest death count

[gray harness]

God damn, that taco was delicious! It's so good it makes me wanna merge without looking go back in time to eat it again!

[crystal vault]

Maybe try not to go too far back
you might end up in ancient egypt

[bitter solstice]

Real 🔥

[crystal vault]

idk what to say I'm just okay at celeste
131 deaths
the only level with a lower death count than 4c
2a
that's it

-# of the levels I've beaten

[gray harness]

I find it quite funny that you spent less time in a whole game than I did in a single level of Poly Bridge 2 (and it's still not finished)

[neat cypress]

Excuse me sir but what in thyne great fucketh

[bitter solstice]

I can see pixels 🔥

[crystal vault]

suddenly you turned into Rouxls Kaard?
/j

[gray harness]

One of the 3 asylum levels of Poly Bridge 2, that being the 2nd one

[neat cypress]

I find it funny to randomly talk like that :3

Surprisingly it has nothing to do with rouxls

[crystal vault]

fair enough

but yeah
lemme tell you
the difference between keyboard and mouse
vs controller
is like night and day

on pc I can't even get past core

[neat cypress]

I play on switch and yeah i’d never dream abt using keyboard

[gray harness]

here's the number 1 asylum level, taking 2 years to beat it

[neat cypress]

To beat?

Do you mean to make?

[gray harness]

The level itself took 2 years to beat, as in move the car to the checkpoint and back to the goal

[neat cypress]

The car moves on its own though…

Long level 🤔

[gray harness]

Yeah, that part took 2 years, the part where the mechanism was made to move the car

without hydraulics may I add

[sharp bay]

When your favorite old/forgotten game gets its studio bought by a multibillionaire company and you just know what comes next.

[signal kraken]

sims and mass effect after the ea buyout:

[balmy compass]

this easily could be un fallout

[signal kraken]

https://youtu.be/TnXB5eUElns?si=TWnZx_UqTr9Nmh9j

[sharp bay]

Pvz 💔

[signal kraken]

the one that is the affected the most...

[crystal vault]

here's a random bingo card that I made
-# I may or may not check all boxes

2nd one is "dysphoria" but with a lotta dots

[neat cypress]

what's this fore?

is this for you

the you bingo

but sure lemme try

[crystal vault]

yea pretty much

[signal kraken]

very hard to see but here bye now

[glossy fulcrum]

whats even the theme here

[neat cypress]

all stuff that 400 has

[signal kraken]

i havent played celeste in a long while but i finished it so i guess that counts

[crystal vault]

yea I'd say that counts

[signal kraken]

i havent played much untertale yet sorry

[neat cypress]

yellow is because while the name I LIKE to go by isn't my birth name people still use that since I'm not out with my new name to a lot of people so like it isn't dead yet?

idk

[glossy fulcrum]

i have bottom too

[crystal vault]

I'd say don't cross it off then

[crystal vault]

can't help but notice "furry" is not crossed off

[neat cypress]

I think everyone who uses :3 is

[neat cypress]

yeah?

I'm not a furry silly ❤️

[neat cypress]

@true jolt don't read

[signal kraken]

nah its universal

[glossy fulcrum]

i use :3 all too much

[neat cypress]

or @unkempt pelican

[feral grove]

You missed a box, G “Cat Ears”

[neat cypress]

don't read ❤️

[neat cypress]

I don't have cat ears?

[glossy fulcrum]

i need cat ears

[crystal vault]

she doesn't actually have cat ears

[true jolt]

What do you want again

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[crystal vault]

:3

[neat cypress]

NOTHING NO

ODNT READ

🤫

[crystal vault]

odnt

[neat cypress]

😡

[true jolt]

You mean liek that bingo or what

[neat cypress]

don't read or I tell Jim that uhhhhhhhh you um

I'll tell uhhhh

um

[glossy fulcrum]

bottom

[neat cypress]

I'll tell Jim that you're stupid 🤣

[true jolt]

Tell him

[neat cypress]

wtf...

[crystal vault]

oh lmao

[true jolt]

I dare you

[neat cypress]

ok 😡

[glossy fulcrum]

sawwy

[neat cypress]

my secret is out :wilted:

[true jolt]

GO DO THIS YOU COWARD

[neat cypress]

I just did

[glossy fulcrum]

WILTED WHAT

[crystal vault]

🥀?

[true jolt]

this user is lying

[glossy fulcrum]

fibbin’

[neat cypress]

@jim kamilarmenia more like gay stupid 🤣

[true jolt]

Yeah like Jim is gonna see this

[crystal vault]

meow if you're a bottom

[neat cypress]

mreow :3

what

what did you do

[crystal vault]

meow

[crystal vault]

something silly :3

[true jolt]

Uhhhh

[crystal vault]

?

[neat cypress]

WHAT DID YOU DO

[crystal vault]

I sent
"you saw nothing"
followed by
-# "nobody has message logger right?"
and edited "meow"
into "meow if you're a bottom"
twice

[true jolt]

What did they do...

[crystal vault]

meow meow

[neat cypress]

mroew

[true jolt]

I see jebil found a companion

[crystal vault]

anyways here's a random image

[true jolt]

Oh and you got them friended nice

[crystal vault]

-# screenshot not made by me btw

wait
who's jebil again?

[true jolt]

Kitkat

[crystal vault]

Oh

yeah no we are just friends
and it's gonna stay that way

-# no offense ofc

[true jolt]

Yeah all good like im not trying to suggest something

[neat cypress]

WHAT THE FUCK

[crystal vault]

yea ok

[neat cypress]

@glossy fulcrum bro revealed my secret 🥀

[neat cypress]

no of course not I've had like three online friends tell me they like me I do NOT want more of that

[glossy fulcrum]

i said nothing!!

[true jolt]

Oh this skinky person is in the pressure server hell yes

[glossy fulcrum]

o yea i love me some pressure

[neat cypress]

no Kamilar revealed my secret

I'm talking to you tho

[glossy fulcrum]

i have the sebastian shoelace plushie

[glossy fulcrum]

oh

[true jolt]

I wish i got it argh

[glossy fulcrum]

how dare they

[glossy fulcrum]

theres a new one u can get

[true jolt]

still not my name

[true jolt]

I dont really have the funds to do that sadly

[glossy fulcrum]

sadg

[crystal vault]

here's a silly image for your troubles
-# still can't get 3ag

[neat cypress]

:3

[true jolt]

Real

[neat cypress]

why are you talking to @sand cove

[true jolt]

Because i can

What you gonna do

Anyways

Do i stay here

Like

[neat cypress]

yes

for the bit

it's funny

[true jolt]

Its not im just annoying 💔

[crystal vault]

oh that's what you meant

still gonna call you a furry in denial tho :3

[true jolt]

What me

[crystal vault]

no

kitkat

[true jolt]

Phew okay

[neat cypress]

I am not 😡

[true jolt]

Go for it

[neat cypress]

sonic am I a furry?

[crystal vault]

Denial is one of the 5 stages of grief-

[neat cypress]

shut the fuck up

[true jolt]

And im not 🐎

[crystal vault]

<@&1133519078540185692> scammer

[neat cypress]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[true jolt]

Uh oh

[neat cypress]

hey wait

[crystal vault]

thank you

[neat cypress]

isn't this the same scam in jims server?

[true jolt]

HELL YES

[true jolt]

Its everywhere

[neat cypress]

thanks sonic

god shadow is so hot (not a furry tho)

[true jolt]

I saw it in like 5 servers already

[crystal vault]

girl there ain't no way you ain't a furry

[neat cypress]

nahhh

i mean if you wanna buy me a fursuit like I wont STOP you and I will wear it

[true jolt]

Actually lemme read the rules real quick

[neat cypress]

but im not a fursuit

I mean furry

I should go to sleep

[neat cypress]

bro didn't read the rules 😡

[true jolt]

Nobody has to know

Okay i dont actually see them

I swear im not schizo

[neat cypress]

#📜・rules

[neat cypress]

uh huh sure

[true jolt]

Ok cool

Weird person who sent me a friend request

Didnt send like a single thing

[crystal vault]

probably a scammer

[signal kraken]

i had an idea and spent way too long it

[balmy compass]

what language do you have in discord?????

[true jolt]

Polish

[signal kraken]

god forbid polish people play balatro

[balmy compass]

im not familiar with polish i cant recognize it yet

[signal kraken]

i am giving you a hard time it isnt that serious lol

[neat cypress]

2 grudnia

speak english 😡

[neat cypress]

he doesn't have balatro

[true jolt]

Jokes on you i dont play balatro

[sullen portal]

then why are you here

[true jolt]

@neat cypress forced me to join "for a joke"

Idk

[sullen portal]

sick joke

gottem

[crystal vault]

I hardly even play balala anymore

[neat cypress]

it's funny

[crystal vault]

but hey the people here are chill so I'm staying

[true jolt]

This might be a scammer

[signal kraken]

any way here's mine

[neat cypress]

aww come on dude

you gotta flirt with them and bother them

[sullen portal]

oh 100

[true jolt]

Oh you can ban people hell yes

[sullen portal]

they have had a single atom added to every molecule in their body

[signal kraken]

they about to give you an offer you must refuse 🗣️🔥

[true jolt]

Hold on let me do that

[sullen portal]

remix is gone i cannot engage with this content

[signal kraken]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3333700?snr=5000_5100__ game rec since you like roguelikes and middle ages

Steam

The Royal Writ

In The Royal Writ, you don't just play cards - you command them on the battlefield. Place your loyal subjects strategically as they advance toward the enemy, dealing damage. But beware: any card that reaches the enemy base before victory is permanently destroyed and removed from your deck for the rest of your run.

Sacrifice isn't just a risk…

Price

$14.99

Recommendations

335

[neat cypress]

did they remove remixing images?

[signal kraken]

i think it's an option to disable it per server i think

[sullen portal]

B I N G O
x o o o x
x x o o x
o o x x o
o x x x o
x x o x o```

[crystal vault]

4 almost bingos

[signal kraken]

or wait is it completely gone

[crystal vault]

0 actual bingos

[sullen portal]

discord killed it

also wait

what do you mean ANOTHER game with gambling

[balmy compass]

looks cool, will hive it a try when i have the time

[sullen portal]

this game doesn't have gambling!!!!

[crystal vault]

true

-# ignore wheel of fortune

[signal kraken]

its more like fictional gambling if that makes sense

[true jolt]

Chat what do we think

[signal kraken]

like new vegas or schedule i

maybe poker night at the inventory

[sullen portal]

all gambling is fictional money is a fiction since we left the gold standard

[signal kraken]

money is a concept 🗣️ steal the five guys sign

[crystal vault]

wait this is balatro bingo ja?

[true jolt]

Obligatory @neat cypress ping

[crystal vault]

wtf does having a cat have to do with balatro?!

[neat cypress]

what the fuck

[true jolt]

I got 3 are you proud

[crystal vault]

ohhh

okay

[neat cypress]

yes :3

just kidding

FUCK YOU 😡

[true jolt]

Fuck you

[signal kraken]

same rec royal writ is goated

[crystal vault]

lmao

[sullen portal]

hey i get that yall are like