🃏・off-topic

[shy veldt]

Gonna find a way to Zerg rush

[regal badge]

I 100% plan to add ways to do this!!!

I plan to add a lot of chaos too, like silverfish - play this card and it adds a silverfish to your deck and your opponents lol

[ionic skiff]

Aaaaaannnd I fell for it
Fuck me

[crystal vault]

I'd rather not

[ionic skiff]

I didn’t mean that literally

I was being guilty

[inner dome]

I'm making an evil pvz mod that changes really random things

[delicate galleon]

My class just had to write abt 6-7

this has to be a form of harassment 😭

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

should we start worshipping the server owners like a cult?

[shy veldt]

Oh wait you made this? Sick

😄

[tropic gull]

hey folks, here's a balatro inspired game I've been working on. It's mobile / web compatible and 100% free. dropped a big update today and would love to get you guys' feedback!
https://playdicehard.com

[regal badge]

Yes I did!! Link for the discord in my bio lol

[odd oxide]

November 20, 2025
Connections Puzzle #893
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟨🟨🟨🟨

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Get a million dollars up front legally with no strings attached.

Or

Get 10 million dollars but it's been taken directly from the government without permission.

[crystal vault]

Million up front

[delicate galleon]

thats a one way ticket to all of us getting put in a documentary

[lucid isle]

1 million or reverse taxes

[rose citrus]

god tier aim https://medal.tv/games/counter-strike-2/clips/lxKle2VkOgxbN53fR?invite=cr-MSxlWjcsNTc2MDAxMQ&v=30

https://medal.tv/games/counter-strike-2/clips/lxKi5Ti8hcaAOS9X_?invite=cr-MSxDQ0YsNTc2MDAxMQ&v=30

"dumbass missed"

[balmy compass]

close enough, welcome back pvz fusion

[crystal vault]

Meow

[soft cedar]

10 million

Enough to travel secretly to Siem Reap

And vanish without a trace

[inner dome]

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is mildly inconvenienced

One of my fav youtubers (shayy) is bad

[ionic skiff]

Who’s shayy
In all sincerity never meet your heroes

[inner dome]

They're a ||groomer||

Fuck

[crystal vault]

Here, have a bingo card to fill out :3

(note: programmer socks = thigh highs, Bridget is a trans character from guilty gear, I don't remember the explanation for "pickles")

[inner dome]

mmmmmmmm

Cucumber

[crystal vault]

Pickles ≠ Cucumbers

[inner dome]

I'm Nonbinary

Agony

[crystal vault]

Anyone can do the bingo card

[inner dome]

I didn't get bingo :(

[crystal vault]

Well what did you get?

[inner dome]

Sleepy
Miku
Celeste
Do knee socks count?
Does socialist count?
:3

[crystal vault]

For both, yes. Knee socks count (in my opinion) and same with socialism

[inner dome]

[crystal vault]

Here's what I got

[inner dome]

Yippee

[inner dome]

Hahaha

Short

[crystal vault]

No, I'm average height

[inner dome]

"It's average"

[crystal vault]

(5'9 in amrca)

I'm exactly average height

[gray harness]

Hello, average height, the name's Crazy Dave, but you can just call me Crazy Dave

[inner dome]

SHORT

HAH

I'm 5'7

[gray harness]

at least your arent...... 6'7

[inner dome]

Dave do you approve of my pvz mod

[crystal vault]

Btw anyone can fill out the bingo card

[inner dome]

THAT'S EVEN WORSE

Aw

[crystal vault]

Anyways back to posting memes

[inner dome]

Dave
Participate in the epic

[inner dome]

Honse

[crystal vault]

Shhhhh

[inner dome]

Kirby air riders

[gray harness]

fine...

[inner dome]

HE'S A BOTTOM?!

[crystal vault]

Lmao

[gray harness]

-# solar flare ain't messing around

[crystal vault]

Wut

[gray harness]

Eh, it's just- uh- I- Excuse me for a second-
1 second later
yaaaaaawn Well, that was wonderful, a good time was had by all, I'm pooped!

[crystal vault]

Moving on

[gray harness]

ooooooooh good girl ooooooooh you a princess ooooooooh

[crystal vault]

:3333

:33333333

Literally me (no I still can't get 3ag)

[vale cliff]

Guys, do I win?

[crystal vault]

Idk

(why do you have :( on 4 of those?)

[crystal vault]

.

[vale cliff]

I’m “not” a girl

[crystal vault]

Oh

That makes sense

Here. A meme for your troubles

[vale cliff]

Relatable

[crystal vault]

Are you also LGBTQ+?

[vale cliff]

What was that about tax fraud

[oak lion]

Relatable x2

[pearl flume]

Please choose 2 Passive:

No Reply- People are 30% likely to remember or notice you.

Yellow Submarine- Increase sleeping effectiveness by 15%.

Taxman- Every time you spend 20+ dollars at once gain 1 dollar.

Here Comes The Sun- Your vision is 20% better during the day.

Lady Madonna- Hunger and Thirst drain -20%.

[vale cliff]

People with night blindness:

[balmy compass]

the second one could be contra-producent
taxman is for me

[pearl flume]

What

[vale cliff]

🥗

[balmy compass]

what if i wake up with a broken leg

then a hand too

[vale cliff]

Stop breaking and stealing my limbs please

[balmy compass]

-said the head with a torso

[vale cliff]

torse

[balmy compass]

torse 🥖☕ 🥐

[pearl flume]

Choose 2.\

[balmy compass]

glados:

[vale cliff]

Big Brain: choose 2 Taxmen and get $2 every $40 spent

[glossy fulcrum]

yellow sub cuz im a sub

i mean uh because i dont sleep enough

[azure spire]

The amount of references.

[dull current]

sup gamblers

[crystal vault]

ADHD bingo

[drowsy belfry]

@hard thunder Hello

[opal hull]

seems my diagnoses was wrong, I'm finally cured

[hard thunder]

Explode

[drowsy belfry]

You explode

[hard thunder]

No

I don't consent

[cobalt pier]

Woahzers

[clever jacinth]

jokers ranked by how mean it is to call somebody that

[glossy fulcrum]

is chad in quite flattering for the “chad” part or the “hanging” part

[clever jacinth]

Both in combination

[glossy fulcrum]

well i guess if you change hanging to hung then its technically a compliment

[vale cliff]

Dangling

[balmy compass]

what with matador? its normally a complimient

[clever jacinth]

i'm not spanish enough to have heard anyone use the word non-literally

[balmy compass]

quite normal in mexico and cuba

[clever jacinth]

bullfighting is frowned upon i think

[glossy fulcrum]

calling someone delayed is quite rude i’d argue

[balmy compass]

yea but "matador" is usually used when someone is good at flirting

not the "kill" part

tbh i dont know where this comes from

[glossy fulcrum]

wait wait why tf is egg in potentially rude

oh bald

im stypid

i was thinking of the trans related term

[glossy fulcrum]

he slash him

[balmy compass]

whow

[vale cliff]

Could still be if you don’t know the person well

[glossy fulcrum]

i mean fair

i wouldnt be too pleased if someone called me an egg

[severe aurora]

🤔 💭 🐹

[robust marlin]

Got myself a coffee on the highway

Think i'll do it

[odd oxide]

The running man was mid

[vale cliff]

Yeah, had a feeling

I’m a bit tired of glen powell now too

[odd oxide]

The ending was so like

Bad

[vale cliff]

What happened?

(I’m not watching it)

[idle kiln]

ummm..... he's literally right there?

[vale cliff]

They have that generic giant floating people trailer too

[odd oxide]

Hard explain it so here's the Wikipedia synopsis

[vale cliff]

What

[odd oxide]

it doesn't look that good just in text form but it sucked even more to watch

The rest is like solid but not great

Not worth watching

[odd oxide]

This movie is flopping crazy hard rn

Rip

Oh btw there are like several ridiculous product placements that like completely ruined scenes

Like there's a super distracting monster plug

And then they lampshade it

[idle kiln]

monster plug?

Oh like the energy drink

yakyakyak

[vale cliff]

Lol

I was horrified for a couple of seconds before understanding

[odd oxide]

I know what you people are

[magic cliff]

I think cheese is overrated

[robust marlin]

Red Deck from Bicycle

[simple slate]

Help

[soft cedar]

Do you know how to play Euchre

[soft cedar]

Around 80.21178

[simple slate]

Why

@soft cedar

[oak lion]

I have a feeling it's not 80. My first guess was the final number to the power of itself, but that ended at 1985.

[soft cedar]

The 1983 is 3^3, the 1985 is 4^4, so the 1984 could be 3.5^3.5

Either that or it's just 1984 and the others are wrong lol

[vale cliff]

The answer is ?

[oak lion]

Yeah it's to the power of, but halved

5 to the power of 5 is 3125 indeed

[simple slate]

I'm asking y'all 😅

[simple slate]

I seee...

[soft cedar]

He is saying the answer is ?

[simple slate]

Oh lol

[vale cliff]

Yeah, it’s right there in the picture

[robust marlin]

Never heard...is some kind of game from UK/USA/Canada?

[soft cedar]

Yeah, Midwest

[full roost]

let him help you

It's like if he was some kind of... fool...

[robust marlin]

Update: it was indeed Red...now I just have to find discards

[balmy forge]

?av onion1337_

[slim hinge]

onion1337\_

Server Avatar

[ornate nebula]

"you like like a ceremonial dagger" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[full roost]

I'd say arrowhead is potentially rude

at least

[pearl flume]

M.O.A Riddle, every level of black bar, a new clue.

||The song of steel and the anthem of blades||
||Known far and wide, every scholar and knave||
||Forged in the east, so masterfully made||
||Curved, thin and sharp with a red sun engraved||

The answer: ||Katana||

[crystal vault]

:333

[full roost]

wholesome side of the balatro community

[full roost]

wholesome side of the balatro community 2

[crystal vault]

Mrrow

[ionic skiff]

Why is Juno in House of Leaves

[inner dome]

81?

[inner dome]

Oh sweet

[crystal vault]

I have so many bingo boards

[inner dome]

My name is not a noun

Sad

[glossy fulcrum]

whats with all the bingos i be seeing lately

[glossy fulcrum]

true

[crystal vault]

I just have way too many bingo cards

[unborn swift]

Whenever I tell people I’m cistrans they always get in a hissy fit and say i’m not valid or something

[crystal vault]

Huh?

-# cistrans? I don't get it

[glossy fulcrum]

hates terfs should be everyone

[unborn swift]

true

[unborn swift]

I’m an agender and a boy so bigender
and boy was my original gender so its kinda like being cis and trans at the same time

[crystal vault]

Oh okay

[orchid pelican]

about to finish isaac soon

[tired oracle]

This is propaganda

[tired oracle]

How are you meant to have a gender and not have a gender at the same time? How would that sum to 2 genders? 1 + 0 = 2?? Please explain

[ornate nebula]

it just works

[hallow parrot]

🐴

[unborn swift]

gender expression is not math

I’m agender and i’m a guy

two different genders in one person

[balmy compass]

amount of genders = i

[fossil gale]

Would it be better to buy metaphor refantazio or smt 5

[balmy compass]

you cant imagine how bad this is

[brittle talon]

I can ask my russian friend.

Wonder how she'll react.

[balmy compass]

the only letter i know there is the "A" in alphabet

and thats a D for us

dlphabet

[brittle talon]

This is very funny. 🤣

[fossil gale]

_ _

[tired oracle]

So you express as masculine, but are agender? (also sorry for asking about this so much)

[glossy fulcrum]

i mean its pretty clearly stated

hes agender and a guy

expressing as masculine isnt a gender identity technically

im not really sure how this works but gender is confusing so ill just choose not to question it

[unborn swift]

ya

[teal basin]

gender is a social construct

and an invention by big bathroom to sell more toilets

[tired oracle]

Why is the driver in this song genderfluid

After looking this up, it’s a fucking love song

Ruined forever

[void merlin]

no it's not?

[tired oracle]

It’s very easy to interpret as a metaphor for something something relationship, and therefore is a love song

[void merlin]

i do enjoy me a love song but it's not one

as love songs are a ballad to an individual with the intent of earning their affection

[tired oracle]

To me, anything that even slightly implies any feelings of affection is a love song

[void merlin]

odd take

[tired oracle]

If a guy in a song mentions somebody’s wife, that’s a love song

[void merlin]

by this standard, "Beat my Wife" is a love song

[olive zealot]

YOOO anyone wanna join my LEGO Party lobby? code: 98465

[dense salmon]

just found about about the shayy drama why cant pepole just be normal

[pearl flume]

Please choose your adventurer! (You can see their personalities in the background!)

Hazel the Insectoid Artificer.
Oz the Dark Elf Bard.
Glitch the Slime Thief.
Juan the Beastman Magician.
Amira the Demon Warlock.
Zoe the Merfolk Paladin.
Brian the Undead Rogue.
Vicky the Human Knight.
Jacquelin the Treant Druid.

[severe aurora]

🤪

[dense salmon]

elaborate

[glossy fulcrum]

262

[glossy fulcrum]

im not the owner but i sure as hell could pull this look

[severe aurora]

Numbers Mason, what do they mean?

[glossy fulcrum]

i am a femboy

[fickle halo]

sincerely hope thunk doesn't see this meme

[glossy fulcrum]

whatvid thunk is secretly a femboy

262

[fickle halo]

go to sleep, stinky

[glossy fulcrum]

hay

its only

12 am

gahaha

[severe aurora]

isn't just Macho Overflow?

[glossy fulcrum]

hm?

[severe aurora]

Super Muscular Guy wear Hyper Princess Dress. 💪 🧔‍♀️

[glossy fulcrum]

no im not muscular

[orchid pelican]

there are like 3 items like this

[glossy fulcrum]

im very twinky

[glossy fulcrum]

not sad about it

i love being a twink

is what i would say if i wasnt 6 fucking feet tall

[orchid pelican]

play isaac

[severe aurora]

But... i'm scared on mother

[odd oxide]

Chat do I watch wicked for good or now you see me now you dont

[severe aurora]

consider other series first?

anything that not an teenager drama

[crystal vault]

Meow

[crystal vault]

Autism bingo card go

[vale cliff]

Fufufufu

Sherlock holmes at work 🤫🧐

[oak lion]

You forgot having a hobby that most people would find incredibly boring

[vale cliff]

Bro

I got into cat crash

What do I do?

[merry smelt]

Toe walking

Ogay nevermind I can’t post gif

I was gonna post northernlion gif

[green pilot]

psychopomp refrence

[pearl flume]

Why do I hear a deep rumbling as if there's a large truck outside my house ?

It's incredibly faint and no matter how many doors and windows I close I still hear it, it's overpowering my tinitus.

[odd oxide]

Sat in for now you see me now you don't

Unexpectedly full theatre

It's like 70% full

Which is a lot for the one I go to

[odd oxide]

Wow it's not good

[pearl flume]

Would you press the button ?

All nukes are immediately dismantled and no one will ever build one again.

But

Humans gets invaded by martians race with similar tech levels to ours.

[hearty pulsar]

yeah no

[delicate galleon]

@gloomy wolf @dire mortar Hear me out

[dire mortar]

I'm listening.

[delicate galleon]

I feel like ||robert seeking out shroud for years on end definitely shows that he would infact kill shroud||

[gloomy wolf]

Mhm

[delicate galleon]

Because he wouldn't have been searching for YEARS upon YEARS to find him if he didnt wanna do some serious harm

[gloomy wolf]

||I lowkey picked every option hat would make invisigal love me||

[dire mortar]

||At the end of the day, I took it as him seeking answers only||

Also, ||he never had the best relationship with his father||

[delicate galleon]

||real||

[gloomy wolf]

||I hate toxic 😖 😖 ||

[delicate galleon]

||Robert sending punch up after toxic was diabolical.||

[gloomy wolf]

IT WAS GREAT

CINEMA

[delicate galleon]

IT WAS GREAT

BUT DIABOLICAL

[dire mortar]

The damn Henry Cavill arm reload sent me

[gloomy wolf]

AFTER THE BAR SCENE

[delicate galleon]

the bar scene was great

[dire mortar]

"Shite! Sorry bud..."

[delicate galleon]

"SHE TEMPORARILY BLINDED ME!!!"

"fym temporarily? bitch u blind FOREVA"

[dire mortar]

Robert's a beast for tanking 10 men's punch to the baby jewels

[delicate galleon]

Has the strength of 10 men by the way

[dire mortar]

GOODBYE ROBERT ROBERTSON THE 5TH

[gloomy wolf]

I watched my streamer play it and they had the slide mouse thingy on opening the sauce (before we knew it was cutting back to something) AND IT WAS SO FUNNY I THOUGHT THEY HUST OUT IN THE SOIDE TO OPEN SAUCE OACKET

[dire mortar]

Also, yeah I kinda still don't see Robert being the type to straight up kill someone??

[delicate galleon]

no bcuz robert was moving like a beast

fym ||he bit off somebodys thumb||

[dire mortar]

Hes willing to play dirty

[gloomy wolf]

Hehehehe

[dire mortar]

But not kill

[delicate galleon]

I get it

But also ||shroud shot invisigal||

and ||threatened beef||

he gotta go

[dire mortar]

He's basically the Batman and Ironman of Dispatch

[delicate galleon]

LITERALLY

He didnt need the mech suit to be mechaman

[dire mortar]

He will beat the everliving shit out of you

[delicate galleon]

He needed the mech suit to protect society

[dire mortar]

But will keep you alive

[gloomy wolf]

||my streamer SUCKED he picked all invisigal options, THEN FIRED HER, THEN KISSED HER, AND THEN GAVE HER UP TO THE REPORTERS||

LIKE BITCH PICK A SIDE

[delicate galleon]

||..?????|||

[dire mortar]

Invisigal's development was worth it

[delicate galleon]

why did i censor that

anyways

[dire mortar]

But so is Coupe

[delicate galleon]

Coupé was the better villain

[dire mortar]

I liked cutting her more after seeing her final confrontation

[gloomy wolf]

my streamer picked coupe to keep

or he actually didn’t pick

[delicate galleon]

And I keep seeing people flame someone for cutting coupé

[dire mortar]

And her getting humbled by Shroud looked more ominous

[gloomy wolf]

He ran out of time

[dire mortar]

Dude straight up STARED into her soul

[delicate galleon]

and then sonar just gets pistol whipped

[gloomy wolf]

but sonar is litterally moist critical

[dire mortar]

"Stfu" vs "Sybau"

[delicate galleon]

So is the bartender

The bartender looks like moist critical

[dire mortar]

LOOKS like him

[gloomy wolf]

The one that shroud kills?

[dire mortar]

Gets fucking domed though

Shouldn't have been disrespecting Blondie

[delicate galleon]

yep

No bcuz robert was valid for glassing him

[gloomy wolf]

I don’t get shrouds character

[delicate galleon]

He's just evil

[gloomy wolf]

But like

[dire mortar]

He's petty.

[gloomy wolf]

He respects some hero’s

[dire mortar]

Pathetically petty

[delicate galleon]

and hes mad abt the astral pulse

[gloomy wolf]

And respects blazer but killed mechaman

[dire mortar]

He's pathetic, insecure and a fraud

[gloomy wolf]

How can mechaman make you a suit if you killed hom

[dire mortar]

And that's why I think he works so well as a villain

[delicate galleon]

Something abt robert robertson the second stealing the astral pulse

[dire mortar]

He tries so hard to seem like hes so important and big

[gloomy wolf]

Why doesn’t shroud just make a new astral pulse

[dire mortar]

Wearing a mask metaphorically and literally to seem intimidating

[delicate galleon]

I believe it's because nobody could recreate it (I'm pretty sure royd said this but i don't remember)

[dire mortar]

When in reality, he's just some normal dude tinkering with scraps

[gloomy wolf]

He made it??

like shroud made the astral pulse

[dire mortar]

Also lied about how he killed Robert's dad

[dire mortar]

Royd did, he stole it

[gloomy wolf]

He shot him 4 times

[gloomy wolf]

???

[gloomy wolf]

What?

[delicate galleon]

Royd couldn't recreate it either

[dire mortar]

No, he shot him once and fled

There's a comic about that

[delicate galleon]

how could royd have made it and not be able to remake it

[gloomy wolf]

then where did the 3 bullets go

[dire mortar]

It adds onto his character a little more

[gloomy wolf]

also how old is Robert

[dire mortar]

You can fucking read the comic

[delicate galleon]

hes in his 20s i think

[gloomy wolf]

I don’t own the game :p

[gloomy wolf]

mmm ok cuz I was like ain’t invisigal like 20…

[delicate galleon]

She's 27

I think

[gloomy wolf]

WHAT

[dire mortar]

He shot his dad ONCE in the head and didn't even have the balls to look at them in the eyes, he was a lying coward

[delicate galleon]

All of this is speculation

[gloomy wolf]

she looks 18

[gloomy wolf]

It says somewhere in her file

[delicate galleon]

I don't remember any of this information, the guy i watched play it went through the crimes only

speaking of which

Sonar

How the fuck did you cyberbully somebody so bad you got CHARGED with cyberbullying

[gloomy wolf]

u didn’t play JT either lol

[dire mortar]

The gun being mostly empty is probably him intentionally emptying it or he already used it on random goons

[gloomy wolf]

it’s moist critical lol

That’s the joke

[delicate galleon]

i watched kubzscouts play it

[gloomy wolf]

idk who that is I watched squeex

[delicate galleon]

i was watching coryxkenshin play it too but I still haven't forgotten what he did to the bar guy in no im not a human

so i havent watched cory in a while

[gloomy wolf]

What did he do

[delicate galleon]

Shot him

[gloomy wolf]

Also what’s no I’m not human

[delicate galleon]

have you seen the game you're not my neighbor

[gloomy wolf]

no

[delicate galleon]

🧍🏽‍♀️

[dire mortar]

One of the greatest horror games I've ever played.

[gloomy wolf]

m

[delicate galleon]

Well its you're not my neighbor but it's on like 10

[gloomy wolf]

I play Balatro

and skirt

Semipro

Seniro*

[dire mortar]

You identify creatures pretending to be humans

[gloomy wolf]

sekiro*

[dire mortar]

And decide if you should let them in

[delicate galleon]

they're both amazing games by the way

[delicate galleon]

or you can turn them away/shoot them

[dire mortar]

Also, I wanna add onto my take on the astral pulse storyline before glazing No I'm not a human

[delicate galleon]

and in cory's playthrough, he was just shooting everyone

[gloomy wolf]

I play mostly strategy/puzzle

[dire mortar]

The astral pulse storyline is undercooked

[gloomy wolf]

Kek

[delicate galleon]

which gave me a headache

[gloomy wolf]

I think dispatch was kinda mid low key

[dire mortar]

There wasn't enough motivation for Robert to give a shit about Shroud except the death of his father

[dire mortar]

Even then

[delicate galleon]

I feel like it only falls flat with shroud and the love routes

[gloomy wolf]

I think that’s a fair motivation

[dire mortar]

His dad was straight up abusing him

[rancid patrol]

@regal igloo if you get a chance, check your DMs ^^

[dire mortar]

Why the fuck would he care so much?

[gloomy wolf]

no he was neglecting

[gloomy wolf]

first frame of the game!!!

[delicate galleon]

neglect is a form of abuse by the way

[dire mortar]

That's not abuse in your eyes?

[gloomy wolf]

He explains why he loves his dead

[delicate galleon]

HIS DEAD???

[gloomy wolf]

When I hear abuse I think smack smack smacks

ooos

Word association

:3

[dire mortar]

You do not know how abuse works then.

[gloomy wolf]

dad = dead

[delicate galleon]

Abuse comes in multiple forms, it isnt always physical

[gloomy wolf]

I’m a child

:3

[dire mortar]

Course you are

[gloomy wolf]

15 meow

[dire mortar]

Emotional abuse works

His dad treated him harsh, he didn't even asked him if he was okay when he almost died from a freak accident

[delicate galleon]

lets hold nubs and be friends real quick, the energy here is STINKY

[dire mortar]

We don't have enough context as to why Robert would care so much

[gloomy wolf]

Yk what was a really good game blue prince

[dire mortar]

I've never seen it

[delicate galleon]

I've never even heard of that shit

[gloomy wolf]

It’s a puzzle game

REALLY GOOD

[delicate galleon]

I haven't heard of most of the games that got nominated

[gloomy wolf]

not nominated :(

[dire mortar]

I know Expedition 33

And Hades 2

And Silksong

[delicate galleon]

I know silksong

[gloomy wolf]

hades 2, expedition 33, silk song, donkey Kong bonanza

[dire mortar]

The rest, I barely know

[gloomy wolf]

Idk the other one

[dire mortar]

I'm happy that Shroud's favorite game wasn't nominated.

He's fuckin delusional

[gloomy wolf]

What’s shrouds favorite game

[dire mortar]

Expedition 33 blows it out of the water

[delicate galleon]

these hands

[dire mortar]

An extraction game

He only liked it cuz it had guns

And he's cracked at aiming guns

[gloomy wolf]

I’m more confused

Oh shit

We talking about

The person shroud not from dispatch

[dire mortar]

Shroud is also a real life streamer btw

You know him.

[gloomy wolf]

I thought we were talking about shroud from dispatch

[dire mortar]

Amazing at CS, a demon in Pubg, and a human aimbot in Valorant

[gloomy wolf]

Ima nap meow

Byebye

[dire mortar]

But yeah, he was saying that they're not letting Expedition 33 win

I'm so happy it didn't even get nominated and Expedition 33 did

[dire mortar]

Was he?

That is so fucking real of him though

I'd probably do the same out of paranoia

[delicate galleon]

yeah

and it wasn't even out of paranoia

it was because he wasn't paying attention to instructions

and also out of fun i guess

Literally he shot the bar guy because he thought the teeth were pure white

meanwhile theres yellow

and he was like

[dire mortar]

I was trying my damn best to keep tall man alive

[delicate galleon]

"Wait, is the yellow just shading?"

Now Cory.

[dire mortar]

It's Cory, I'm willing to let it slide

[rotund gorge]

John Gutter. John gutter

[delicate galleon]

they said PERFECT WHITE

not WHITE WITH A LIL YELLOW

[dire mortar]

To be fair, that's not always a Telltale sign

You can have a human with perfect teeth

It's HEAVILY implied that the people in charge is lying about the signs

[delicate galleon]

i get that but it was also early game and he didnt have to worry about that yet

Which is why its even more frustrating

[dire mortar]

I was assuming he kept it up until late game lmao

[delicate galleon]

I didnt even finish

[dire mortar]

Which would've been funny af

[delicate galleon]

I watched episode one and stopped watching the playthrough

[dire mortar]

I got all endings

I got absolutely addicted

[delicate galleon]

because it pissed me off to my core

[dire mortar]

I kinda find that silly sometimes

He would've known since he'd have uploaded the video after he played

And not everyone gets it on the first try

Let them make the mistake and learn

[delicate galleon]

I know I know it's ridiculous and unfair

[dire mortar]

I'm sure Cory learned in later episodes what to do

[delicate galleon]

but the instructions were in like big bold letters

[dire mortar]

We can be a little special sometimes

[gray harness]

its like were in some king of... Sky City

[glossy fulcrum]

looks pirate seas esque

can zombies walk on the clouds

[gray harness]

Yes, but all zombies from that world fly already, it's just for the zombies that don't fly

[glossy fulcrum]

yea so like pirate seas

except i assume u cant plant on clouds

[gray harness]

You can, except for underground plants

[glossy fulcrum]

oh

oki

:p

[gray harness]

lmao, the plot of this event was amazing, and there's some funny dialogue like this:

[crystal vault]

Tfym ❌

[balmy compass]

raw product testing

[obtuse sonnet]

fun fact: cats meow more around humans because they understand our languages are more vocal whilst theirs are more of body language

[balmy compass]

you forgot smells

[crystal vault]

Mrrow

[finite hill]

i wonder how many people in the word have started saying "king of" instead of "kind of"

also waow reflourished

what level is that

[gray harness]

That's level 4 of the Food Fight thymed event! Go and play it, the plot here is pretty funny yet intriguing

[finite hill]

it's TV time!

[finite hill]

very interesting post :o

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

If someone says they don't want anything for Christmas. Do you just get them the presents anyways because out of spite that they secretly really want it anyways, but are too polite to ask for it?

[true zodiac]

they just want money for christmas

[noble lynx]

generally get them some sort of gift card, or something that's not "material". They don't have a "wishlist" but something that has meaning will go a long way.

[sage tinsel]

hey to anybody who played it, i just played a bit of postal 2, but i wonder if postal brain damaged is good too, i like ultrakill and doom and heard it was similar to both, should i buy it?

(its kinda expensive for my country)

[tepid cave]

King of... the hill

[ionic skiff]

I’m getting a bunch of books for Christmas
Outside of the new wimpy kid book, I’m getting:

• Chess for Dummies
• Blood Meridian
• A collection of Harlan Ellison stories featuring his undisputed masterpiece
• Infinite Jest (not because I’m an idiot who wants to look smart, but because Hakita has introduced me to it, besides that thing where the book has become a punchline for this shit is sooo discredited for being too judgy)
• No Country For Old Men

[gray harness]

Hello, getting a bunch of books for Christmas
Outside of the new wimpy kid book, I’m getting:

• Chess for Dummies
• Blood Meridian
• A collection of Harlan Ellison stories featuring his undisputed masterpiece
• Infinite Jest (not because I’m an idiot who wants to look smart, but because Hakita has introduced me to it, besides that thing where the book has become a punchline for this shit is sooo discredited for being too judgy)
• No Country For Old Men, the name's Crazy Dave, but you can just call me Crazy Dave

[crystal vault]

I'm " "

[vale cliff]

Cats actually only meow at their parents as babies, and normally grow out of it when their parents stop coddling them

So the reason cats still meow at humans is because we treat them like our kids

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

If you could set the next global fashion trend, what would you dress in ?

[crystal vault]

Nya

[tall prairie]

comically tall shoes. 4 foot tall shoes.

[umbral sage]

hey chat

[crystal vault]

Mrrow

[vale cliff]

Me when I’m trans apparently

[finite stag]

my sisters (both cis) do this it might be an autism thing

[crystal vault]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[lapis ether]

im back with another tier list credits to @velvet lava

[velvet lava]

thats me

[severe aurora]

Stay in Safe Contents

[crystal vault]

Wait what does your username translate to?

I'm genuinely curious

[velvet lava]

FOR ROCK AND STONE! in wingdings (deep rock galactic reference)

[crystal vault]

ROCK AND STONE!

(hell yeah)

[velvet lava]

hell yeah

WE'RE RICH!

[lapis ether]

hell yea

[crystal vault]

[jolly robin]

Chat is this real?

[void merlin]

men are cool

[sharp bay]

Ong we rock asf

Women are fine too

[undone arrow]

Ok what the actual hell is the context in here

[lime shale]

humans and living species are peak though icl

[odd oxide]

Wordle 1,618 3/6*

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[half flame]

is there a place to report spam profiles?

[ornate nebula]

i ranked every enter the gungeon boss (that i have fought so far)

[wheat coral]

ROCK AND STONE

[robust marlin]

Yoooo new chess anime arc

[sharp bay]

Tell em StuntGoat. You know ball fr

[sturdy ferry]

ammoconda is so real

[severe aurora]

🔞

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Get free fast food for life
Or
Get free raw vegetables for life.

Note: You can not re-sell or give away.

[pine owl]

vegetables because thats a lot more versatile

and is still good tasting if prepared with a little effort

[ornate nebula]

free edamame beans all day every day

[fickle halo]

vegetables scientifically or what's socially accepted as a vegetable

[jovial cipher]

Which vegetables..... ?

[pearl flume]

Point at it and then ask a chef, what do they say

[fickle halo]

i am a chef

that's why i'm asking

[noble lynx]

Spy is also a Deadbeat Dad

[tepid cave]

Smart point

[pearl flume]

I'll leave that to the professional then! You'll know more than I

[fickle halo]

so then we'll go by kitchen terms, not what a biology textbook would call a vegetable

gimme unlimited fastfood, i hate cooking for myself

[delicate tree]

I LOVE GAMBLIN

[steep crypt]

Someone talked in other server about game awards and i remembered i have personal vendetta against them after that

[pine owl]

the game awards are just a big ol spectacle tbf

like whoever wins is the judges choice

our votes are like way less value than the judges

[steep crypt]

I know, but you need to understand how fucking annoying was to see psychonauts 2 lose to deathloop in FUCKING ART DIRECTION

Here deathloop screenshots

Here psychonauts 2 screenshots

[pine owl]

judges when a game isnt a straight forward aaa look (terrible game with no redeeming qualities apparently)

[pine owl]

ok im exaggerating a little but the winners here are marvel licensed game and visually pretty standard aaa game

[steep crypt]

Fuck you aaa

[fiery grotto]

Bramball go brr

[lime shale]

woke up 10 seconds before my alarm so I wasn't sleepy after🤑

[mystic nebula]

im searching wikipeia without purpose why again

[mystic nebula]

hello carmen library of ruina

[steep crypt]

Hi don Quixote nui limbus company

[tepid cave]

Whut

[delicate galleon]

Uhhhhh arted

[crystal vault]

This is actually sick though

[delicate galleon]

thank you thank you

[vale cliff]

They’re so pretty…

[fading elm]

demon slayer edit by me :DD

[slow olive]

lowkey

who wanna see the level in cooking up in gd

[crystal vault]

-# I'm terrified of being called a good girl >~<

[slow olive]

what💔

[vale cliff]

Sis, it’s nearly Christmas

[crystal vault]

Still november

[vale cliff]

Halloween is dead

Mariah Carey is escaping her tomb again

[slow olive]

don't remind me

[cobalt pier]

Blue deck green stake done (rare mr bones w)

[crystal vault]

I'll go back to posting trans memes

[vale cliff]

I read aliens as the ones from space for some reason

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

What's something you do that's not illegal in any way but feels like it ?

[crystal vault]

Not anything rlly

Anyways here's another meme (not sure if I've already posted this but if I have lemme know)

[vale cliff]

I was literally expecting the horse

Lol

Also fun fact: in niche situations, upgrading to even rooks or bishops is optimal

[timber oyster]

Arise, Sir Checkmates-a-lot

[crystal vault]

True. I have auto queen off for that reason

Though I don't actually know of a scenario where underpromoting to a knight is optimal

[cobalt pier]

Þe knight has a unique movement pattern so probably someþing involving þat

[crystal vault]

[glossy fulcrum]

this aint a level this is plagiarism 😭

joking

[odd oxide]

Connections
Puzzle #897
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨🟨🟨🟨

[ionic skiff]

Balatro Hanging Chad in POSTAL 2

[queen hare]

Had a game where underpromoting to a knight let me fork his king and queen

He retook right after but took relief off me from queen rook line up

[vale cliff]

The bottom one was actually pretty bad

[hasty light]

Thick of it -> sigma boy -> we are Charlie kirk

[severe aurora]

no, we are Carl Johnson. CJ

[queen hare]

I got accepted into pre-engineering

🥳

[fickle moon]

free 🎂 and 🍿 here
expires in 3h, so be quick

[severe aurora]

🆓

[undone arrow]

why is the balatro code so messy???

like i get it he is a hobbyist

[quaint glade]

Wym

[undone arrow]

but i am also a hobbyist in codeing and in my opnion the code is messy

look at this function

there is almost no commonts(sorry for bad en)

[quaint glade]

True

[undone arrow]

but localiztion(vanila) is not that bad

[fickle moon]

i dont think its a great idea to send the code here cause of the modding rules

[undone arrow]

oh ok

but the game is cool

it is rly a matter of back-end VS front-end

[undone arrow]

fun fact there are crypto coins with the names thst refrance kirk so the people that trade those coins want us to talk abuat(sorry for bad EN) him thus the price of the coins will go up

in price the more we talk about kirk

so the traders make memes about him

[pearl flume]

If you know what you're looking for, inquiry is unnecessary.
But if you don't know, how do you inquire ?

[undone arrow]

who me?

[undone arrow]

and what do you mean by inquiry?

[vale cliff]

She’s just being random

[undone arrow]

oh ok thanks

[pearl flume]

Are toes feet fingers ?
Or are fingers hand toes ?

[vale cliff]

Okay, now you’re just regurgitating Reddit shower thoughts

[undone arrow]

i think number one becuse fingers devlope erlier

(sorry for bad EN)

i did some fast resarch and i can say number 1 with confidence

[vale cliff]

I SAW THAT!

[undone arrow]

we should make something that does the same for yuor head for painless unaliveing

[undone arrow]

wait we allredy have giutins

[undone arrow]

Why is he dressed like gru

[plush wharf]

they released a new sbemail!!!

[jade mirage]

I be doing anything but my homework 💔

[undone arrow]

Balling is just bowling but 3D

[ionic skiff]

MOTI’s Minos Prime with lyrics hit 1 minollion views
What if Juno Songs voiced Gabriel in a lyrical cover

[chrome compass]

this looks sick

[dusty lynx]

Dumb question time

How many memes does it take to kill a normal person?

[tepid cave]

Depends on what type of memes and how long he is watching the memes.

[fading ridge]

Pigeon

[dense vortex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/380389451219730451/1347990365076066336/undert_1.mov?ex=680bcbdb&is=680a7a5b&hm=2ba8248dee413ff35788fca5823d0b6a47cc8815a29584a40f2b79d7d89d0a9a&

[dusty lynx]

what is this?

[exotic peak]

Is this good chat

[mellow forum]

Not the fucking undertale reference dawg

[mellow forum]

Nope

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

How many clones of you would it take to win a fist fight against a gorilla ? What's your tactic ?

[hasty light]

About 5, dropped from a sufficient height

[crystal vault]

Like 3, same as the reasoning of the person above me

[void merlin]

I'd take triple digits. I'm not very fit so I'd be relying on mass assault/human wave

[tall prairie]

if we get rocks then probably 175-200, if no rocks then 500+ because i am very fragile

[dense salmon]

Anyone wanna see a pic of my dog

[pearl flume]

Hmmm, Should I:

Buy Fallout 4 on discount.
Buy Mortal Kombat 1 on discount.
Re-download Minecraft.

I've got some time to burn till the year's over.

[crystal vault]

I would personally buy mk1 but that's just me

[radiant ermine]

#GuessTheGame #1291
🎮 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/1291

[severe aurora]

so many scam bot try friend requests. 🤔

[mystic nebula]

I have like 30k sometimes

[crystal vault]

There are so many

[severe aurora]

just block them all nothing helped.
discord only accept 'profile report', not the bot reports.

[odd oxide]

Quick painting

[queen hare]

@rough snow mute or ban him please?

Also won't @ mods if told not to but saw nothing against it in server rules

[rough snow]

🫡

[queen hare]

Thank you o7

[severe aurora]

could be hacked account cat doing those.

[vale cliff]

Banning apple dragons now?

It truly is 1984

[queen hare]

Yeah but he was spamming and sending weird links

[severe aurora]

was had links?

[queen hare]

About "anyone want money" press the link

[severe aurora]

damm

[queen hare]

And spamming random numbers

So to me just looked like hacked account or phishy since idk them

[severe aurora]

recent 'non-click' vulnerability on android phones, discord quite focused on they're attacks.

[vale cliff]

Sanest balatro player

[severe aurora]

easily they can payload codes trough image without guide clicks.

i bet discord didn't filter the Direct Messages, that's why they keep try to friend request spamming all arounds.

[crystal vault]

I'd be shocked if anyone was awake rn

[vale cliff]

Be shocked

[crystal vault]

Holy shit there are people who are also nocturnal in this discord server

[lucid isle]

Its just early for me, like 7 am

[neat sundial]

I just got off my night shift. Waiting in the ER to probably just end up having IBS bloat.

It was hurting bad enough earlier in the right spot that I thought maybe appendicitis and I was already right across the street from the hospital since my job is. I'm not feeling great, but it's not currently bad enough that I still think appendicitis.

[pearl flume]

M.O.A Riddle, every level of black bar, a new clue.

||In the widest of rooms and the deepest of caves||
|| Speak to me, child, hear, be amazed||
|| I tell you only of what you do know||
|| Ever repeating, like an endless show||

The Answer: ||Echo||

[vale cliff]

||It took me one black bar 😭||

[zinc turret]

||repeating? ofc it's me||

[pearl flume]

smort

[timber oyster]

I randomly saw this "plauge inc wants new community headlines" post and... OK, which one of you did this.

[long mountain]

[rugged bison]

Top ten hazbin hotel memes that will make you the coolest kid in the group chat

[south ivy]

Nah bro this is the goat

Or this

[rugged bison]

is this parody

[south ivy]

Wuh

Is

Dat

[crystal vault]

Left 100%

[tranquil tinsel]

Am i allowed to share an itch page for a game I'm working on that is inspired by balatro here?

I'm looking to get input from people who've played balatro a bunch

[queen hare]

Self promotion or advertisement of any kind is against server rules. So if you do you will likely get punished

[queen hare]

Might be better to seek other discord servers with similar player/playerbase for it

Should easily be doable

[still kayak]

Michelle Obama
Amelia Airheart
Doja Cat
Kristi Noem
Malenia Trump
Ivanka Trump
Ghislaine Maxwell
Hillary Clinton
Monika Lewinsky
Mia Khalifa
Toxic gossip train person
Sabrina Carpenter
SZA
Chappel Roan
Katy Perry
Queen Elizabeth II
Queen Elizabeth I
Queen Victoria
Princess Diana
The Virgin Mary
Sacageweo
Joan of Arc
Rhapsody
Nicki Minaj
Cardi B
Kim Kardashian
Marie Curie
Jane Goodall
Opera Winfree
Cutie Cinderella
Ironmouse
Jaiden Animations
Sydney Sweenie
Livy Dun
Belle Delphine
Hailey Welsh
Asa Akira
Taylor Swift
Beyonce
Rihanna
Mary J Blige
Elenor Rosevelt
Rosa Parks
Harriet Tubman
Eve
sonia sotomayor
Keisha Lance Bottoms
Anne hathaway
Zendaya
Marliyn Monroe
Jill Biden
Dolly Parton
J K Rowling
North West
Whittney Houston
Lauren Hill
Cher
Sia
Nancy Palocy
Margery Taylor Green
Gothegg
Riley Rider
Riley Reid
Hellen Keller
Anne Frank
Lizzo
Erica Kirk
Eva Braun
frida kahlo
Mother Taresa
gitanji rao
Gorlock the Destroyer
Susan B Anthony
Monica from Moistcritical
Billie Eilish
Bunabee
StarryFawn
Madonna
Lady Gaga
Femtynal
Kali Uchis
ketanji brown jackson
Janet Jackson
Madison Beer
Sophie Rain
Emma Watson
Angelina Jolie
Lean beef Patty
Caitlyn Jenner
Kylie Jenner
Bonnie wright
Bonnie Blue
Kaede
Lily Pichu
Abby Bagel
Selena Gomez
Serena Williams
Anna Nicole
Ari Ewwing
Cleopatra

1 hour 24 minutes
4 people

[glossy fulcrum]

what

[tepid cave]

And was this some sort of challenge?

To name many people?

[still kayak]

i just didnt know there were that many

[jolly robin]

What the helly

[tepid cave]

Yeah they are many of them

Oh thats 100 names but of women

[cloud light]

presumably the "name 100 women challenge" by QTCinderella?

[jolly robin]

Yeah, same here... idk
Michael Obama... amelia airheart uhhh

That's about it

[still kayak]

doja... cat?

[slow yacht]

76

[ornate nebula]

scylla and the sirens?

[crystal vault]

Holy shit epic the musical reference?

[sharp bay]

At first I thought he was naming the people off the epstein files

[tranquil tinsel]

got any suggestions?

[woeful yoke]

What the hell is that

A sniper

[pale swallow]

Me

Hold still for a moment

[hollow eagle]

Just show the game and dont link it directly

If someone ask then you could give it

[full roost]

okay now name 100 pokemon

[still kayak]

i prob couldnt

but we named 100 men in like 20 minutes

[pale swallow]

I can’t even name 12

[crystal vault]

I uh... I know a few pokemon...

-# I used to play competitive on pokemon showdown

[vale cliff]

12 pikachu

[jolly robin]

Eve

The water eve

And uhhh

The electric eve

[lucid isle]

Vaporeon

[pale swallow]

FISH MENTIONED

[vale cliff]

Hey guys, did you know-

[crystal vault]

Do not.

[wheat coral]

The bit was stale 7 years ago

[timber oyster]

-that in terms of balatro joker strength, obelisk is one of the best jokers in the game.

[dense vortex]

pikachu
raichu
ralts
pichu
kirlia
gardevoir
gallade
stonjourner
charizard
charmander
10
charmeleon
dreepy
drakloak
dragapult
gabite
gible
garchomp
pupitar
larvitar
tyranitar
20
beldum
metagross
metang
eevee
leafeon
vaporeon
flareon
jolteon
espeon
umbreon
30
sylveon
popplio
brionne
primarina
magearna
zacian
zamazenta
litten
torrocat
incineroar
40
zigzagoon
linoone
obstagoon
lotad
lombre
ludicolo
wailmer
magikarp
gyarados
wailord
50
geodude
graveler
golem
nosepass
lileep
cradily
armaldo
anorith
plusle
minun
60
absol
skarmory
swablu
altaria
solrock
lunatone
marill
azumarill
bagon
shelgon
70
salamence
trapinch
vibrava
flygon
axew
fraxure
haxorous
corsola
luvdisc
relicanth
80
rayquaza
arceus
eternatus
suicune ❤️
entei
moltres
articuno
zapdos
mewtwo
mew
90
ghastly
haunter
gengar
froslass
snorunt
swinub
lapras
squawkabilly
squirtle
ditto
100

im unemployed

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

You wake up to see carlbot (a discord bot) looming and standing at the end of your bed. The turtle saying nothing the whole time.

What do you do?

[crystal vault]

Leave carlbot alone

[dusty lynx]

carlbot then walks up on the bed and snuggles next to you

[crystal vault]

I respectfully get out of bed because I'd rather sleep alone, though I do my best to not seem disrespectful

[dusty lynx]

good for you

[crystal vault]

Meow

[wispy spoke]

@idle prawn do you need something from me?

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

What is the hardest you've ever raged at a videogame, movie, or the like ? Explain why if possible.

[balmy compass]

this is getting pretty personal

[pearl flume]

?

[gray harness]

Geometry Dash, specifically with the level Change of Scene
I slammed my hand repeatedly on the desk when I started to constantly lose at an easy part, angry that I couldn't get past that

[wheat coral]

uh huh

[zinc turret]

waffles

[vale cliff]

Nahh, not with that username

[novel grotto]

Blatro

[sacred flume]

is not tuff 🥀

[crystal vault]

meow

[pearl flume]

I'm currently thriving for the Immanuel Kant lifestyle.

The German philosopher who, during his 80 year life, never left his home town, got married, changed his diet or his daily routine. He died, presumably happy and mildly bored. His last words were "It's fine.".

[queen hare]

Maybe RoffleLite or Balatro Universitys discord servers allow for it

Sorry was sleeping

[ionic skiff]

True story: I beat the blue deck using two pair as part of a challenge to get the remaining rare toak foak flush and straight jokers

[ionic skiff]

Beat the game flushless again
This time on mobile

[full roost]

heh

if you're unemployed then im the freelancer final boss

cause i be knowing all the poki mans

🗣️🔥

[zinc turret]

is that the girl from omori

[full roost]

omg yesss

hi blueprint from the hit game balatro

[zinc turret]

hi aubrey from hit game omori

[odd oxide]

Seeing it with my friends this friday

Early reception seems extremely positive

[glossy fulcrum]

why does it look like hes made of plastic

[odd oxide]

Because he is

[glossy fulcrum]

oh

im smart

[latent owl]

Guys, I don't understand why everyone likes two pair so much, if I can't flush five/five of a kind, I flush or full house

[latent owl]

Harder than jokerless

[deft heart]

Smash

[odd oxide]

Bought a canvas and 'borrowed' some acrylics from the school

Might make something cool

Most likely it'll suck ass though

[zinc turret]

that's so off topic

[idle pumice]

<@&1133519078540185692> I'd like to report an User for trying to scam me

[weary vale]

send a DM

[cedar glen]

Perks of living alone and no-one telling me I can't

[zinc turret]

awesome

[proud venture]

there is still a Ben Starr atop that tree

[mild dagger]

Chrimbo joker

[pearl flume]

I am freaking stoopid.

I put a pot of rice on 2 hours ago, I go to check it now.

I didn't put a single drop of water in that thing.

I made air baked rice.

[dense vortex]

same but lowk writing them all down stinks

[dense salmon]

scone

[turbid canopy]

idrk why, but im bored soooo I'm making this sokoban thingy
and the sole purpose of it, is so users can make their own levels and its meant for modding, so like, if you wanted to make an ice block that when the player goes on top, it slides the player until it hits a wall, you can do something like:

Bloxee.block = {
    solid = false, -- which is false by default, but good to have
    calc = function(context)
        if context == "collision" then -- which is when the player touches the block
            GAME.player.canMove = false
            repeat
                GAME.FUNCS.player.move(0,1)
                delay(0.3)
            until GAME.playerHit -- which is true when the player ATTEMPTED to move into a wall, like from player.move() or just normally but hit a solid.
    end
}

and i think its a goofy project :p

[novel grotto]

My dad is going to jail for life and my mom said he’s a joker. Balatro!

[turbid canopy]

???😭

[novel grotto]

Yes

[inner lagoon]

It's almost turkey day yall! What we bringing to the potluck

[fickle moon]

we bring a gun

[inner lagoon]

To shoot the turkey with right? Right???

[fickle moon]

no.
the turkey gets the gun instead

[ruby burrow]

give it a chance to fight back

[fickle moon]

ye right after i block that shit

[soft cedar]

three bricks of potassium sulfide

[inner lagoon]

Really hoping thats just bananers

[tall prairie]

cement

[full roost]

hiiii

[full roost]

im bringing the türkiye

[glad bridge]

where is the modding channel

[wheat coral]

Potassium sulfate

[tepid cave]

#⚙・modding-general

[novel grotto]

Yo mama

[exotic peak]

Im finally able to stay over at my gf's house 🔥

[crystal vault]

Technically this wouldn't work on me (she/they please!)

[dusty lynx]

how bad are the corn fields?

[novel grotto]

My wife a joker

[glossy fulcrum]

bro married ceremonial dagger

(not projecting)

[zinc turret]

same

[regal badge]

https://youtu.be/BnvZG18aWRE?si=QAcZ8it66_e2lv6L

[novel grotto]

I love my son who will never be born

[novel grotto]

Not married idiot

[slender forge]

Insane throw in disc golf valley

[quartz rain]

stranger time