🃏・off-topic

[idle kiln]

[idle kiln]

IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU

[woeful yoke]

retriggedon

im missing 2

[tepid cave]

21st night of september

[sand cove]

um...

what

[woeful yoke]

what

yeah i know...

4 retrigger

how crazy

[sand cove]

imagine having a photograph 🤤

or even better

tribulet

[vale cliff]

What the hell is that

[sand cove]

It's a hanging chad

[crimson shoal]

musica

[tacit lava]

Inverted

Lmao

My whole phone

Has inverted colors

[idle kiln]

what is bro on about

this is like an r/acid post

[tame ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1268199171609985139/1419286945972092998/file.mp4?ex=68d13578&is=68cfe3f8&hm=20775237a075275a4d108498443b612c9f8f6b4e5a8089c0283eeb199ea4dc75&
i suck

[tacit lava]

WAIT

HUH

I JUST SWITCHED IT BACK

AND ITS JUST NORMAL SCREENSHOTS

WHERES THE IN ERTED EFFECT???

[sand cove]

(Screenshots don't show inverted colours)

Why would they

[tacit lava]

Aw mannnn

Its like

An effext

On iphone thT u can do

[sand cove]

Ik

But when you take the screenshot it's taking a picture of the screen, and you're still seeing it inverted

[tacit lava]

Also rate my wallpaper

[sand cove]

if the screenshot was inverted, then when looking at the screenshot in inverted colours it would show regular colours

🤔

[sand cove]

holy peak

[tacit lava]

Ikr

[safe meadow]

The drunken dwarves

[sour pilot]

samsung phones also have an option for it

i was just as confused as you when i clicked on it the first time accidentally

[sand cove]

what is that font

why would you do that

[dense salmon]

can someone buy me balatro cuz i dont wanna pirate and poor

[sand cove]

If you have apple arcade you can get it for free

[limpid ember]

no

not me I guess

[dense salmon]

ok

[pearl flume]

Fa-ri-do-la tzi-ma-net
Do-ni-pua-na Vo-ri-net
Pi-na-sa-mi Ma-ri-net
Da-na-fon siu Lo-Bon!

[dense salmon]

twin this isn't silksong sorry

[pine owl]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[sour pilot]

i like the way it looks

[cerulean marlin]

[whole junco]

Can someone please explain what happened. I put my computer on Korean

[whole junco]

Nvm

[limber atlas]

⁉️

[karmic slate]

Bruh

[peak kindle]

https://x.com/comicgoldleaf/status/1969323889760124959

ComicGoldLeaf 🌟 (@comicgoldleaf)

been laughing at this too long

X · Sep 20, 2025, 8:52 AM

[sand cove]

once I had double triple sun

[valid chasm]

Not even speedrunning bro

[tribal kiln]

The issue is why is the suns in the back

They are cheaper than peashooters

[unkempt sinew]

I am the Pebballer

If I had a nickel for every game I've played where an obelisk is handled in such a way that it's as good for your run as you are at the game, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[tribal kiln]

U gotta run a no balls run where u go obelisk and remove ur final ball after getting damage prevented on reload and damage on reload

Free win

[cunning barn]

playing hollow knight

[soft cape]

Help any phone numbers I can use or something💔

[cunning barn]

no :3

[soft cape]

Dude😭

[cunning barn]

i’m sorry but my phone number probably wouldn’t work for that anyway since it’s already linked to my account?

[soft cape]

Ik

[cunning barn]

and i don’t have another number unfortunately

[signal kraken]

Sorry but I think having someone else do it let alone a stranger is allowed to begin with

[sand cove]

bro

[tepid cave]

Dont you have your own ?

[cerulean marlin]

holy hell that xbox intro...

the nostalgia...

[sand cove]

mods

[atomic glen]

Okay, I nodded Balatro a lil, tell me if this joker is good.

[atomic glen]

Oops

Fixed

Is that joker bad or good?

[amber chasm]

Little weak imo

[hollow eagle]

off topic is NOT for modded

[woeful yoke]

really wasted my money on a spectral rare joker

and it just gave me the useless obelisk

[signal kraken]

natneg...

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nI0MQeL5UUZETO22RuG3oYSDqYkds7V3A favourite album at the beginning of my music hobby and still my favourite theres nothing quite like it

[idle drum]

Saved my run, was getting gold stickers and it let me get my straight to lvl 50

[pseudo helm]

what do you guys think abt my new pfp?

[sharp bay]

Is that a fish?

[pseudo helm]

no its my dog

[sharp bay]

Weird looking dawg. I give it six outta seven

[pseudo helm]

before and after

[sharp bay]

Why did you burn him

[pseudo helm]

its my new album cover

[sharp bay]

Deadass?

[pseudo helm]

yea im getting out of the projects

[sharp bay]

Bro grew up on the streets

[pseudo helm]

i was so dangerous they had to put up a gate to keep me in

[robust basin]

Th?

[gray harness]

PVZ HEROES MAY HAVE A TOURNAMENT MODE SOON!!!!! WE'RE SO BACK!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/djp1fKotpTI

[tribal knoll]

Wtf happened here?

[whole cairn]

Good question

[pearl flume]

Please choose a videogame item (fantasy items works too) before clicking the black bar.

||Walking by the window of a shop you spot them selling THIS, What's your reaction and what would it be priced at ?||

[woeful yoke]

raygun from black ops zombies

50 boorcleps

$$$$

[signal kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp3eFAKgbDE

[gray harness]

Plant food from PvZH (not to be confused with the one from PvZ2)
||holy peashooter. Price: 250 sparks||

[wise locust]

i am tony the trickster fox make mods for my game

[brittle talon]

pretty good.

[queen rock]

you can yea

not how i think your thinking without some workarounds but yeah

science is cool

[modern heart]

i think MOA was asking it in the other way

[queen rock]

wdym

[modern heart]

like i cant think of the right words

like saying a statement but wording it like a question

[queen rock]

ohhhhh

mb

[vale cliff]

that’s me

[modern heart]

yeah lol

[queen rock]

haiii

yea sorry

[vale cliff]

Haiii!

[queen rock]

closest coming to mind is alex the lion from madagascar or someone i forget the name of from phoenix wright

[brittle talon]

do you know the villian from shrek 2? doesn't he have the same haircut kind of.

don't know if that would be better than showing this image though lol.

[vale cliff]

Just edit it on someone else

[queen rock]

the yellow hair guy right

i could see it yeah

[vale cliff]

Charming

Yeah

[slender crescent]

why are 7s so fucking useless in hit game balala

anyways

[orchid pelican]

Justice for gaster

[noble ermine]

Dihydrogen and Oxidane is a fire drink combo

[simple badge]

I have a rotund bee

[warped rover]

wow

chonky

[zealous void]

I have the opposite of your rotund bee

[simple badge]

a malnurished wasp?

[zealous void]

LMAO great guess

cuboid bee
-# Minecraft 🐝

[simple badge]

its beautiful

[zealous void]

Thank you very much, your bee is too

[ripe kraken]

Yes indeed 7 is the most useless playing card in the game

It's only use is evolving it to an 8 so that it could scale better with Fibonacci

Besides that just an odd todd filler

[vale cliff]

Bro I just wanna write a perfect-quality, 100,000-word novel without putting in effort. I’m going to be dogshit at writing forever 😭😭😭

[vale cliff]

I’m opening up my heart and soul for you guys, man :(((

[severe aurora]

||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAhG9D9UO7c||

[woeful yoke]

balatro bad ending: baron and mime died, very sad

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

who would you get on this server?

[fast chasm]

Joe

[hollow eagle]

bob

[dusty lynx]

but that is in your name

[hollow eagle]

bob is a kind of people, not person

bobs have beem discriminated against for countless years

[queen rock]

since like 2020ish my internet name for everything was billy bob so can confirm

-# i mean doesn’t quite fit now but still

[hollow eagle]

bob can be anyone

not anyone can be bob

[queen rock]

not that i have anything against bobs just me personally id rather be a bobette yk

[hollow eagle]

bob, bobette, they are both bobs

[wild fulcrum]

what about boob

[sand cove]

:0

[pale swallow]

wtf!!!

[ruby locust]

hey guys is there someone from Germany here?

[sand cove]

@tender furnace might be

[ruby locust]

i hope

[sand cove]

wait no he's Austrian

[ruby locust]

i need help because tomorrow im going to buy a car

and idk what i have to do to be able to drive

[sand cove]

Do you have a drivers license?

[hybrid creek]

this is fine

[wild fulcrum]

if not you'll have to "ride the bus"

[safe meadow]

Honey = Money

[surreal stratus]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6ms5viqVXCKPC724LWIj6S?si=c7bdefadf64b4534

listen to this

one of the best songs ever made

like top 50 of this decade

[tall berry]

Hello people of the Balatro server. I am making a slander video and want to check if I'm on the right side of the coin here, is this how yall feel when?

[signal kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtuVA4NOm0I

[sand cove]

yes 😭

[vital mortar]

not as many hands:(

[queen rock]

i haven’t seen luck be a landlord in years

[queen rock]

fair enough then

[vital mortar]

that’s what you call ☎️

[sturdy fable]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqWeoi_nxVA

[whole junco]

Pokkle

[sand cove]

no

[whole junco]

Yes

Pokkle from katamari

[hexed meteor]

Look, ||my beautiful and super cool contribution for our dear Jimbo Balatro||

[sand cove]

woah in an episode of futurama Bender said mail in rebate

is this a balatro reference

[unborn swift]

oooooh nice

could never get a good honey bear build

I need to complete the trifecta and post backpack hero in here

speaking of i’ve never done a cleaver build sue me man

[tranquil flower]

@unborn swift this is a 1 star mania map

[tranquil flower]

ignore my shit accuracy i suck at sliders

[unborn swift]

looks easy enough

[tranquil flower]

yeah

@ember halo heres me going crazy on a 4 star

[ember halo]

i thought they were called logarithms or something

[tranquil flower]

YES my username sucks YES i play upscroll YES i sucked at the start

[tranquil flower]

???

logarithms is insane work

[vital mortar]

sac nicacado

[subtle whale]

I have returned

[ember halo]

the rainbow 300s are actually worth 320 points ??my worldview is shattered

[tranquil flower]

they're just marvelouses

my scoring is stupid and i want to change it but it wont let me

[ember halo]

what the hell is a marvelous

[tranquil flower]

above perfect

or whatever the rating is called i forgot

its like the best that you can hit a note

[ember halo]

in lazer it's "perfect" "great" "good" "ok" "meh" "miss" or soemthing

[tranquil flower]

yeah 320 is just a perfect

[ember halo]

and perfect and good don't exist in standard

doesn't the normal skin just say 300 though

but shiny

[tranquil flower]

yeah

[ember halo]

incomprehensible

seems like the perfects are worth 300 points for accuracy though

[ember halo]

instructions unclear

[tranquil flower]

dude

[vital mortar]

mouse in question

[near dagger]

Look, all I'm saying is, if the werewolf episode and/or the episode where the cast gets turned into animals of Insert Generic Kids Show Here doesn't hook at least 5 dozen kids on TF, you're doing something wrong.

[vale cliff]

I just sat down

[signal kraken]

https://youtu.be/naOzftxOKig?si=mDhM6rbJJO3iHRo7

[woeful yoke]

that shaking trading card does is like "just do it man"

[wheat coral]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/779590/Scavenger_SV4/ game rec

Steam

Scavenger SV-4

Scavenger SV-4 is a highly replayable atmospheric first-person science fiction game.

You are alone on your ship, in orbit above an undiscovered alien planet.

The windswept surface below is a radioactive wasteland. In orbit, the radiation levels are dangerous. Landing there would kill you in seconds, even through your spacesuit.…

Price

$14.99

Recommendations

548

[signal kraken]

look at the flowers, trady

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

You discover an ancient artifact of unknowable power, holding it, you feel unstoppable, strength, wisdom, speed, authority, the artifact promises everything, until you have to put it down.

That night, you dreamt of yourself a lord, ruling over all lands, your followers, subjects and believers stretching in numbers far beyond the horizons.

The artifact is not meant for you, it is meant for a foolish king who knows not of it's use, you are transporting it.

What do you do ?

[sand cove]

I mean

I don't really wanna be a ruler or anything

[queen rock]

just like wrap it in something and don’t have to touch the orb and see it’s visions honestly
if the king wants to lead himself to ruin with it then be my guest

[vale cliff]

Do you like how I walk
Do you like how I talk

[queen rock]

do you like how my face
desintigrates into chalk (/lyr)

[signal kraken]

Tally Hall fans (or worse, Abject users 😨):
https://youtu.be/A3Eb0lfjyv0

[hushed smelt]

i have a wonderful wife
i have a powerful job

[sand cove]

I've only ever listened to two of their songs I am NOT the right person for this

(turn the lights off and banana man)

one of those songs is the best song ever made

[signal kraken]

Used to be a big fan of them just grew out but never never never

join abject

Worst mistake of my life or maybe it’s a blessing in disguise idk

[queen rock]

if this mirror were much clearer
i’d be standing so tall

[queen rock]

-# who?

[hushed smelt]

WRONG LYRICS

it's "she critisizes me for being egocentric"

[queen rock]

[queen rock]

ohhhhh

[vale cliff]

😞

[signal kraken]

There’s a Tally Hall Discord server called An Abject Hackened Game

[vale cliff]

Straight to hell

[signal kraken]

Shorten to just Abject

[sand cove]

I don't know who you are but I see Teto pfp so I automatically have a lot of respect for you and I think you're very epic

[queen rock]

i’m guessing they’re who made the song if you mention them

[signal kraken]

I don't want to get into it but just don't join the server it ain't worth it

[signal kraken]

Nah it’s made by fans I don't think the band ever joined it

Or even knows it exists

[sand cove]

I was checking if you were also in the teto server and I see you play msm and celeste 🥹

literally the coolest person I've ever met holy peak

[signal kraken]

MSM?

Celeste is fire though

[sand cove]

my singing monsters

[signal kraken]

Oh

[queen rock]

-# well it’s been a lil while since my msm arc but

[vale cliff]

🤨 🤨 🤨

Bro what

[signal kraken]

Sorry I haven't played my singing monsters

[vale cliff]

Oh my God

[sand cove]

thats so sad

it's literal peak

[vale cliff]

It’s a fucking video game

That makes more sense

[queen rock]

probably should’ve started with that yea

[modern heart]

i played it so long ago

god, like 10 years ago maybe?

i probably wouyld have kept playing it if i could have moved my save to steam

[stuck jackal]

i love celeste

[stuck jackal]

no

the 2018 video game platformer where a woman climbs a mountain

[neat sundial]

A woman? A girl.

[alpine charm]

Might have gone too crazy

It’s still going it’s been 10 minutes

It’s now saying 0…

[radiant ermine]

#GuessTheGame #1228
🎮 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/1228

[alpine charm]

I broke it to the point it doesn’t remember that I played a card and now my score is reseted

[valid chasm]

Discord mobile has been buggy lately

[safe meadow]

Well I haven't really been able to get a good fruit build yet so

[pearl flume]

https://youtu.be/Zwrs8PvlKWI

@vale cliff

[vale cliff]

What’s up

[sand cove]

sky

🤣

[vale cliff]

🤣

[pearl flume]

That you dog ?

[vale cliff]

Lmao I think I’ve literally seen this exact clip

Too much hesitation

[restive lark]

I need to improve a joker so, joyous spring

[hasty light]

We know she is of a legal drinking and driving age

Wait

[sand cove]

oh when did you come out?

[neat sundial]

hm?

[neat sundial]

Government cheese caves.

[hasty light]

Drinking and driving

[sand cove]

wow you're so quirky!1!1!!!

[neat sundial]

Dang. I guess you don't get it.

[neat sundial]

What about it?

[dapper marsh]

I LOVE TV

[sly basalt]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[modern heart]

I HATE TV

[sand cove]

Banned

[sly basalt]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[vale cliff]

Um

So my older sister just landed in the hospital

Pls pray if you believe in that sort of thing

[sand cove]

oh god

Do you wanna talk about it?

[vale cliff]

I mean, she’s not dying or anything

Just minor surgery

[sand cove]

oh ok

thats good

[vale cliff]

I’m still a bit worried tho

[sand cove]

no that's completely fair

[restive lark]

bro how can I obtain the tag jebil has?

[sand cove]

by joining the server

you should be able to get the invite by just clicking on the tag

[vale cliff]

gdoy

[sand cove]

woah hey I also have that exact Miku tag

[sand cove]

gody

[vale cliff]

ydgo

[sand cove]

yogd

[full roost]

Oh, ɢᴇᴇᴢ! Well, that's quite 𝚛𝚞𝚍𝚎 to say, isn't it?

[queen rock]

i haven’t played enough to say for sure but i feel like she’s an adult

[queen rock]

💔

how could you

[sand cove]

she's definitely an adult

[neat sundial]

Sure

[vale cliff]

I appreciate it

[modern heart]

Tenna has had it too good for too long

[severe aurora]

💁 📺

[near dagger]

My computers class is telling me to make a presentation connecting cybersecurity, Indigenous reconciliation in Canada, and Alberta Education Act 63. 1: What the fuck do those have to do with each other, and 2: I live in B.C., not Alberta.

[vital mortar]

about to reintegrate into college life again but online this time

[pearl flume]

Would you rather be your own best friend or would you rather be your own worst enemy ?

[sand cove]

my own best friend?

I don't get this one

[full roost]

so schizophrenic vs sicidal

(jimbo used for censoring)

[vital mortar]

i just use predictive text if it’s a 🛑seal

[tepid cave]

Only thing I can play ps4 on

[limpid ember]

hi

@sly bay

wait

CELESTE?

what

12???

[tepid cave]

What the fuck am I reading ?

[sly bay]

d4vd was found with a rotting corspe in his tesla

yk the dude who made that banger invincible song.

[limpid ember]

how do you know all about this

[sly bay]

it was all over the news

legit just google it.

that and haru urarus death a very popular horse.

[crude plinth]

I don't know if this convo is safe for this server...

[sly bay]

true.

Ill prob delete this all.

[tepid cave]

He went from fortnite to music artist to end up as disgusting killer ?

Damn

[sly bay]

yeah

[rotund flume]

Yeah…this is one of the times you can’t separate the art from the artist…

[sly bay]

lowkey he also hinted at it

[rotund flume]

Highkey the more you look at his lyrics :/

[tepid cave]

And I had one idea this could lead to this

[rotund flume]

??

[tepid cave]

I mean his music

I cant write

[rotund flume]

Yeah it’s just crazy how it’s all coming out

When he cancelled his tour that was a big sign

[tepid cave]

I heard about him last in 2023

And forgot that he exist

[rotund flume]

Fr i found out about him through that spideman song and i didn’t realize how much he popped off since then

[queen rock]

||literally like half the ch3 lore is that he didn’t||

[modern heart]

Shhh

[queen rock]

first time in history someone’d be relieved to get recognized as just the guy from fortnite

[sand cove]

is he in fortnite?

all I know is he made feel it

and the other stuff

[placid lintel]

I was bored so i made this

Nvm half of it's content blocked i forgot to censor

[crimson smelt]

i bought makeship affection addiction plush, butcher vanity plush, chance plush, and gabriel plush. over 100 bucks

[safe meadow]

I call this one a full house

[hollow yarrow]

Way off topic and I want to ask, are hot showers good if you have the flu? I’m autistic and I’m breaking and cracking fevers and I’m in sensory distress

[vital mortar]

cold or luke warm will help a fever

[hallow mortar]

Despite audio issues, this is one of the best fan episodes i have ever seen on YouTube. PLUS, i double checked comments and description because this whole episode was made by real people, no Ai used! https://youtu.be/b_QZPz3OynA?feature=shared

[sage lotus]

Hot or Not

[slender crescent]

I have three concerts in a month and a half

am I cooked

[left cape]

[kindred mauve]

Who

I have one on Thursday

[slender crescent]

gl

[kindred mauve]

Who are you going to see

[sly basalt]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[modern heart]

:(

[stark jackal]

song I made.

[queen rock]

i just realized your name and picture

[cyan sigil]

NO

IM NOT HIM

[dry whale]

Might be the wrong channel, but I have a question.
Does anyone play Balatro on OG Xbox One?
Also, has anyone tried discord streaming on OG Xbox One?

[queen rock]

i’d bet either someone on yt or an ancient reddit post your search engine could find would know

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

how would you assassinate a character?

[boreal meadow]

in balatro?

nvm

i forgot that this is off topic lol

[wheat coral]

Sniper rifle?

[cerulean marlin]

why are we assasinating them

[crude plinth]

Feels like part ragebait part genuine question.
Can't tell which is worse.

"A character..."
Bro just say what you mean goofy.

[pearl flume]

Please choose a skill:

The Circle- Curl yourself into a ball with a quick start up before flinging yourself in any chosen direction, you will bounce off any solid surface at your top running speed, slamming anything out of your way. The amount of bounces depends on your constitution.

The Gravity- Launch yourself double your height directly upwards, here you can control yourself in any directions besides up or down, after or within 5 seconds of rising you will slam down at terminal speed while being completely invulnerable.

The Town Inside Me- Stand straight up with your arms stretched out parallel to your shoulders, sideways. While maintaining this pose any and all projectiles aimed your way will be reflected back in the direction it came from, exiting the pose causes you to be immobile for 5 seconds.

[vale cliff]

Someone’s going through her guilty gear phase

[subtle whale]

Finally won our first football game

1-3 😭

Back to the daily Bible verses

[queen rock]

In a way that if a specific other character did it’d be poetic justice or something so that they get caught for doing it instead of you

Or the concrete donkey from worms

Whatever floats your boat

[queen rock]

Alright but imagine being like a wizard and you’re cornered and out of spells and you ball up and blitz them cause they’re standing too close to the opposite wall with you in the middle

[real marsh]

I know it’s probably not impressive but I got this by accident and felt happy

[vale cliff]

Jokerless?

[queen rock]

2 hands 2 discards and 2 interest on ante 2

With 2 tarot/planet slots

[hardy quiver]

I'm so bad at the game😓

[modern heart]

exact score looks like

[wraith garden]

What's with these homies dissin my girl

[vale cliff]

weeeezer

[modern heart]

Who is your girl being dissed

[whole cairn]

We can see it's the 10 of spades seed 👀

[hardy quiver]

nuh uh

[wind tinsel]

Yo gamers! I have a survey that asks how many hours you spend playing games during the week! please answer I need answers for my statistics class

https://forms.gle/pLPGsaQB9eDY3LV97

[whole cairn]

Is dis allowed

[vale cliff]

Scary questionnaire’s gonna steal our information

Oooooh!

[wind tinsel]

It’s a google form man it’s nothing

[pearl flume]

"Remember you are blazing!
Still your heart is blazing!
If this world made you
I don't need a new world order!"

[vale cliff]

Blazing because the soundtrack’s fire

[sand cove]

Chikin nugget

Oh

I thought that was a bow

[solid viper]

Guys if a girl hypothetically chokes you out from behind twice in the span of an hour to the point that it starts to hurt is that flirting or does she want me dead hypothetically

[sand cove]

Hm

How close are you?

[solid viper]

3 days

[sand cove]

I mean like are you aquaintences or like friends

Either way, she’s either really weird or into you

[solid viper]

I’ve known her for 3 days

[sand cove]

Hm

Yeah so shes either into you or really weird

[solid viper]

Alright thanks

[sand cove]

Either way she seems cool

[solid viper]

😭

[dense salmon]

actually, on second thought, I'd take the 5 mil. I thought it's 100 million or 5 million. Yeah definitely giving that to the generations afterwards.

[dense salmon]

(I'm 15)
Tell her that it hurts. If she responds with less force and more laughter, then she wants you. If she doesn't lower it even after telling her that it hurts, you might wanna slide away.

[vale cliff]

This honestly sounds really toxic

I’m sure you wouldn’t flirt like that with a girl you’ve only known for 3 days, so don’t give others that privilege

Unless it’s consensual and you’re into it, in which case you wouldn’t be asking here

[cosmic summit]

The downfall has begun

Now i have to find another emulator to pass my 10 bottles to

maybe GPTK, if i can understand how to use it

[vale cliff]

minor spelling mistake

[lament raven]

Or he is really weird and she into him

[sand cove]

So… she’s into him?

[vale cliff]

No, he’s really weird

Weren’t you listening?

[sand cove]

Not really 😔

[storm condor]

I heavily underestimated Minos

[sand cove]

Woa

[amber pivot]

its so JOEVER

[sand cove]

Wha

[amber pivot]

my laptop

is cooked

ahh

[dusty lynx]

Dumb question time

Where are my parents?

[slow rivet]

You just lost the game

[sand cove]

I eated them

[sand cove]

😠

[amber pivot]

ate

[sand cove]

*eated

[amber pivot]

delish

[sand cove]

pikachu dance

[sand cove]

ADHD coded

[steep crypt]

https://www.youtube.com/live/X9If_rY-okw

[vital mortar]

balala 🔜

[surreal stratus]

#1211320933650792468

[unborn swift]

zoolander is best movie ever made

the baby mogs you

[hollow eagle]

people will get assualted and think its lovee 😭🥀

[solid viper]

She’s weird like that dude

Idk

[hollow eagle]

thats not just weird

thats horrid

[hollow eagle]

you DO not want to get close with her

[solid viper]

Broseph there’s context behind it it’s just funny without it

She’s chill don’t worry 😭

[hollow eagle]

what context could possibly save this

[solid viper]

I wss ragebaiting her for maybe an hour

And she asked first

[modern heart]

"Hey guys is it weird if a girl assaults me but actually I am just lying about her assaulting me"

[hollow eagle]

yeah thats what im getting

[solid viper]

Spreading misinformation online? Who has ever done that

[signal kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dguz0IsCuKU

[steep crypt]

GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE

[glossy fulcrum]

whats happening to the mii creator

will they finally make miitopia’s mii maker universal

[sharp bay]

BLACK MEN 🚨 🚨 🚨

[steep crypt]

https://youtu.be/-9p8FkswQ7g

[glossy fulcrum]

oh its a switch 2 thing

the cat ears tho

:3

[steep crypt]

Nope

Its browser thing

You can use it on ur pc

[glossy fulcrum]

sick

i thought it was switch 2 because of the mouse thing

which switch 2 proudly has

[hollow eagle]

why are you irrational

[glossy fulcrum]

wgar

[hollow eagle]

irrational

14/13

[glossy fulcrum]

oh

cuz i feel like it :3

[vital mortar]

👎

[near dagger]

Also, the new Death Battle episode dropped.

[inner dome]

IS THAT RWBY VS SOUL EATER

[near dagger]

Yeah. Ruby VS Maka/Soul, to be specific.

https://youtu.be/rgRzzGsEtCk?si=4ms5U_JVuvLMLNxU

(Soul was cooking up some straight fire on the piano.)

[kindred mauve]

Miitopia mentioned 🫂

[glossy fulcrum]

im a big fan of it

[vale cliff]

Wat

[signal kraken]

In what way?

[cerulean marlin]

what the hell

[pearl flume]

I II
II I_

[vale cliff]

I’m at a

[near dagger]

I have no words for how disgusting that is.

[molten totem]

I really like reading faq when bored

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

If you were a videogame character what would your "Taunt" button have you say and do ?

[molten totem]

Uhhhh i would make it say SHAW!!! and turn you into hornet from hollow knight

[signal kraken]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[weary vale]

I think I did it 🔫

[signal kraken]

I also reported it to Discord.

[vale cliff]

Interesting subreddit name 🤨

[hasty light]

He is HORSE
He is HORSE
He is a HORSE
a
a HORSE

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

how would you headbutt through a wall?

[proper badger]

with my head

[leaden jasper]

with my wall

[neat sundial]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4XDMG0yAD_0

[near dagger]

SHAW

[neat sundial]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eS7xTNTqOs8

[odd oxide]

Aww hell naw

Not only is Instagram mandatory for my school

It's graded too

🥀 🥀

[timber oyster]

what kind of weird subject is counting IG towards your grades

[neat sundial]

Media class or photography class, probably

[lime shale]

I think Phillipines been hit with 2 storms and 1 tornado

[weak breach]

Hologram gotta be the most goated uncommon oat

[lime shale]

holy

Monday to Friday

no classes

though we did have online class last 2 days

[thick oar]

A little late but happy new hebrew year to my fellow jews and non-jews

[sharp bay]

Eat my shorts

[thick oar]

Why?

[sharp bay]

No reason

[thick oar]

...ok

[cosmic summit]

This unironically may be the coolest thing i've bought

It's so peak

[tacit lava]

skibidi gang

[fringe laurel]

do they grade it 6,7 outta 10

[unkempt sinew]

Wordle 1559 5/6
Kinda funky, this one

🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜
🟨🟨🟩🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[burnt quest]

67

[sand cove]

Blocked + reported

[burnt quest]

My pronounce : helicopter 🚁

[sand cove]

Oh so you’re just an annoying peice of shit

Also it’s pronouns

Dumbass

[burnt quest]

Git gud

[sand cove]

F tier ragebaiting

[burnt quest]

Just send me location

[sand cove]

Bro might be like nine years old 😭

[sand cove]

308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque New Mexico

[sand cove]

Haha wow you’re so funny no you’re not shut the fuck up

[burnt quest]

GHHHHH

[sand cove]

Because girls are pretty 🤤

[pearl flume]

Would you press the button ?

You find a group that you fit in, they like you and you enjoy.
But
You have to leave 2 groups you're currently in.

Groups can be a fandom, a club, group of friends, ect.

[sand cove]

yeah

there are two groups I kinda joined a while ago that ngl I don't really like

:3

[sand cove]

This is so fucking funny like she really tried to "insult me" by calling me gay like yeah I fucking am gay lmao

[burnt quest]

How dare u guess my pronounce

[red canopy]

Having a legendary run and I get this, what should I do?

[sand cove]

I don't think you should take it

[burnt quest]

Stfu

[sand cove]

*pronouns
Also you said your "pronounce" is helicopter, which it obviously fucking isn't, so I have every right to assume sis

[sand cove]

wow you're so mature ❤️

[burnt quest]

Thanks

[honest violet]

I like your pfp

[burnt quest]

I don't

[sand cove]

thanks ❤️

it's made by Veele on reddit

[sand cove]

good for you 👍

[honest violet]

Of course! 🩷

[burnt quest]

Bye chat

[hushed latch]

chat, i need yall to dm me images you think would be really funny when flashed on screen for like, half a second
i'm compiling a megalist of ultrakill parry images

[lyric iron]

use STR on the jacks and take the emperor

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1377758119479873608.webp?size=240&animated=true

[sand cove]

It’s been 44 minutes

[lyric iron]

🤫

[sand cove]

fair

[somber steeple]

Im so fucked

[sand cove]

tell us what happened lad

[umbral sigil]

"and then he played level 50 highcard with a deck full of red seal steel kingss and LOST"

[sand cove]

WHA

did he have mime and baron?

[umbral sigil]

he rerolled it....

[sand cove]

stupid

[safe dune]

[bleak matrix]

небо уронит, ноч на ладони, костя воронин! костя воронин!

[glossy fulcrum]

funniest shit i've ever seen

never heard that one before

[sand cove]

that literally made me rofl on the floor loling out loud and lmaoing my ass off

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah

my prounoun are get a job!!! lol

[sand cove]

😂

[glossy fulcrum]

i hate my wife

[sand cove]

I hate my wife tails

[glossy fulcrum]

just kidding

im GAY

[glossy fulcrum]

[sand cove]

haha mine is bigger

na na na na boo boo

[glossy fulcrum]

not anymore

[sand cove]

you aren't the only one in the femboy server 😡

[glossy fulcrum]

hehehe

[sand cove]

I just don't have nitro 😔

so I had to make the emoji an image

[glossy fulcrum]

i'll runout of nitor somewhat soon

[sand cove]

literally crying rn

[glossy fulcrum]

literally sobbing dotgg femz rn

[sand cove]

so sad pensive emoji

[glossy fulcrum]

so true sister

[sand cove]

Que?

I'm a girl

but also what are you talking about

me mocking you for a bad joke means I don't have a life 😔

sobbing

Ok that's like genuinely really fucking creepy

you went from just annoying to a genuine creep in one message like what the actual fuck is wrong with you

[glossy fulcrum]

uh huh

[sand cove]

no it's a fucking lullaby that's existed for like forever

[glossy fulcrum]

doesnt make it less weird

[sand cove]

he just used the lyric in one of his songs

and like Skinky said, that does not make it any less weird

[glossy fulcrum]

what's why

[sand cove]

again, I'm a girl, and again, literally what has that got to do with anything?

[glossy fulcrum]

are you okay

[sand cove]

me knowing about lullabies means I don't have a life???

[glossy fulcrum]

she doesnt care that you;re a girl

[sand cove]

yea it's just kinda weird to call a girl "bro"

like I don't mind TOO much it's just odd

[glossy fulcrum]

it is

because bro is not a feminine term

nor is it gender neutral imo

[sand cove]

it literally means brother

[glossy fulcrum]

its short for brother, a male sibling

[sand cove]

???

literally what are you even talking about

are you like

[glossy fulcrum]

are you TWELVE

[sand cove]

schizophrenic or something

[sand cove]

*9

she said her pronounce are helicopter

no-one above the age of nine talks like that

[glossy fulcrum]

i remember when i found that joke funny

like 5 years ago

i wasnt very woke back then

the gays got to me

[sand cove]

same ❤️

then the damn w*ke agenda brainwashed me 😔

[glossy fulcrum]

fr

lmao indeed

rofl, even

[sand cove]

literally lolling

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah

you dont have to tell me that

yeah

okay then

[sand cove]

Hate crimes ❤️

honestly though like

[glossy fulcrum]

yay

nono no

its not a hate crime if i loved doing it!!

[sand cove]

calling a gay person gay as an insult, then threatening to hate crime them is wild

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah

[sand cove]

you actually might be ten yeras old

like I actually don't think you're old enough to be on discord bro 😭

[glossy fulcrum]

calling me gay or a femboy doesnt hurt me at all if you somehow didnt know

because i am both of those

proudly

[sand cove]

woah wait she's illiterate???

[glossy fulcrum]

not really

its a serious problem

[sand cove]

hey I'm 5'1 or 5'2 please stay away from me

[glossy fulcrum]

oh

[fast chasm]

Rapapa

Rapapa

[sand cove]

You're mad because a guy wants to be with another guy? Idk... sounds kinda jealous...

[fast chasm]

Rapapap

Rapapa

[sand cove]

?

😰

[glossy fulcrum]

shes just mad i look pretty in a dress

[fast chasm]

Im naneinf' 6'

[glossy fulcrum]

who's 'he'

i dont see a he anywhere

[sand cove]

*she

dumbass

holy fucking shit

[glossy fulcrum]

you know misgendering someone isnt very funny

its such a low hanging fruit

get better material

[sand cove]

yeah it's actually extremely fucking weird

like genuinely

[sand cove]

you know that pronouns are a way to refer to someone, if you use ones the person doesn't accept, then they wont respond, meaning you... aren't referring to them

[glossy fulcrum]

should we just get mods involves

this person's clearly a bigot

and probably underage

[sand cove]

I mean yeah they're being homophobic, transphobic, and just annoying

[sand cove]

😐

[sand cove]

you were calling people gay as an insult
purposely misgendering me repeatedly, like many many times
You were incredibly annoying
Kinda rude
and you're acting like you're way too young to be on discord

yeah we're judging you for homophobia that's not ok

like at all

like there's literally no way to defend it

and even if you could, it's also against the server rules

yeah see you're being annoying and immature

TRUE

😐

ok well that's

like

actually not allowed

<@&1133519078540185692>

[weary vale]

Shoot first ask questions later

[wheat coral]

Should I cop?

[weary vale]

Yeah, if people don’t have the bare minimum decency to respect people’s pronouns, you’re gone.

[sand cove]

yay ^_^

[sand cove]

yes

[fast chasm]

Need onr

[glossy fulcrum]

what happened

what they say

[weary vale]

This feels related to me

[sand cove]

dms

[weary vale]

If only I was also a detective

[wheat coral]

are you greg house

[weary vale]

Damn I wish

[fast chasm]

I remembered because of your name

Also ace attorney is peak

[weary vale]

Ace Attorney is a great game

Okay, yall, continue being weird, tag us if the bigots return

[fast chasm]

Lada niva

[fast chasm]

I personally prefer a random furry from furafinity at max shine

[glossy fulcrum]

i will

[wheat coral]

yall firm or soft beds

I'm a firm guy myself

[sand cove]

I think it depends

I like firm pillows tho

[glossy fulcrum]

both

firm and soft

[fast chasm]

HOW LONGGGG HOW LO O ONGGGGGG

[sand cove]

haha you're in the past

[signal kraken]

huh

[sand cove]

it's 4:19pm on the 25th for you, it's 7:19am on the 26th for me

you're in the past haha

[signal kraken]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_zone

[sand cove]

shhh

[wheat coral]

aussie?

[sand cove]

yeah 😔

[wheat coral]

¿uʍop-ǝpᴉsdn pɐǝɹ noʎ op ʍoH

[signal kraken]

Do you come from a land down under

Where women glow and men shunder

[sand cove]

peak song frfr

[signal kraken]

One baby said to another, “I’m sticking out my gyatt for the rizzler.” I don’t care what you think unless it’s about mango. It is now my duty to completely baby-gronk you. I travel through YouTube shorts and end up in your hawk tuah.

[sand cove]

i have no will to live anymore

[signal kraken]

Could we kill death mercy for their crimes against food

Like objectively

[sand cove]

"I'll probably try again sometime, maybe use my girl's period blood."

[stark meadow]

Bonjour le chat how are allez vous doing

[near dagger]

Chat, what speedrun strat is this?

[pale swallow]

Early carpool strat

You set up a carpool with your coworkers the previous day and head to work early

[near dagger]

Baller. Also, here's a cool image I found online while listening to covers of Limit Break X Survivor.

[pale swallow]

Not that cool (not big the cat)

[glossy fulcrum]

would lowkey try the pancakes

(joke(

[near dagger]

https://youtu.be/akrijZ4t1e0?si=kteen78Igx_6Ti_r

Fair.

[sage galleon]

Cloverpit releases tomorrow

[old cove]

https://youtube.com/shorts/BuZU7bRHA5M?si=KOsOuXIcka11uC4y WHY😭

[bleak matrix]

:з

[woeful yoke]

Rate my damn house

[stark meadow]

"Its not perfect but i can call it home"

Better than my actual hose

[woeful yoke]

i bet your house is cool

[sullen swan]

Gentlemen today I've evolved as a person

I learned how easy it is to make tortillas from scratch instead of buying the premade stuff

fresh warm tortillas at home for meals is hype lol

[sand cove]

Yippee

[sullen swan]

I had no idea they were literally just flour, water, and a small bit of oil
that you combine into a dough that doesn't need to rise or anything

[woeful yoke]

im very proud of you (as a latino)

[stark meadow]

No bro its seriously not lol

[sullen swan]

I like your basement workshop 🙂

[subtle whale]

Yeah I'm never going on Reddit again

Fuck.

That.

[vale cliff]

Censorship isn’t saving you bro

[atomic glen]

I'm him chat

[split fable]

hi

[tiny lava]

Shhhh Yeison

[woeful yoke]

thanks

[grand marsh]

Rate the edit

[pearl flume]

Please choose a crime before clicking the black bar.

||Your best friend tells you they "accidentally" committed this crime, what do you do/say ?||

[neat sundial]

"Well yeah man, all manslaughter is accidental, innit? No worries."

[queen hawk]

"I mean, arson isn't too bad, we all commit it, don't we?"

[gray harness]

Messing with the space-time continuum (I guess?)
||fuck you mean I gotta deal with ANOTHER one?!||

[hollow eagle]

destruction of property, isnt horrid

[signal kraken]

They are no longer my friend. You never accidentally commit this.

[vale cliff]

Is it bad enough you’ll get banned for saying it

[queen hawk]

You gonna tell us the crime :c

[signal kraken]

Yeah likely sorry

[vale cliff]

Samesies!

I would literally just call the police

[signal kraken]

Same

[queen hawk]

Damn is it that bad

[signal kraken]

Honestly one of the worst things you can do to another person

[queen hawk]

I don't think i know any crimes that would get me banned for saying it

[signal kraken]

I don't want to risk it

[queen hawk]

Alr

Now i'm curious and i'm gonna go explode

[pearl flume]

Defenestration

[fast chasm]

I fucking love rugby

I love my cleats

And i love slamming my whole foward force in to people

[queen hawk]

I like

[vale cliff]

I like

[coral oracle]

Losing my mind that modded smash was mentioned on network tv

[karmic slate]

Shout out to Micheal for putting exmilitary on Spotify

[kindred nest]

@everyone

[vale cliff]

This would have been the 3rd time if your name was green 🤦

[glossy fulcrum]

looks like something out of a cartoon

[vale cliff]

We’re celebrating Oktoberfest at work, apparently!

idk what’s oktoberfest

Beer tastes like medicine wtf

[sand cove]

SIX MINUTES

[safe meadow]

The great joker massacre

[fickle pike]

https://youtu.be/9qwM2gyXvpw?si=F_s9p9rj9jRi5maU

[spiral crest]

Anyone going to be spinning Clover Pit on release?

[safe meadow]

I definitely will

[modern heart]

I'm looking forward to Raccoin

[vital mortar]

rattoing?

[sand cove]

Ratatoing

Peak movie