🃏・off-topic

[modern heart]

both?

[glossy fulcrum]

o

oki

:3

[modern heart]

you have watched the entire stage right?

[glossy fulcrum]

no

[modern heart]

oh, have you watched any of it?

[glossy fulcrum]

yea

ive seen sisyphus’ fight and some of the stage

[modern heart]

gotcha gotcha

ill spoil tag then ||Specifically how the stage pretends its going to be like P1, and then you get jumped by 4 Cerebuses in a tiny room (and then they get joined by a Ferryman and 2 Virtues outside of the room)||

||And then you get the grim reality that there is going to be an entire stage before you get to fight the boss.||

[glossy fulcrum]

ah

i might’ve kinda known that and just forgotten

but yea thats cool

[vapid kelp]

what

[glossy fulcrum]

are you sure

[frosty aurora]

I made brownies

[solid escarp]

i got really mad about not getting antimatter

[cerulean marlin]

Does nothing....

[pale swallow]

Erm asshutally if you get discounts it can be 5 bucks

[solid escarp]

but the temperance value..

[pale swallow]

I’m more of a hermit fellow

[sturdy ferry]

temperance is only better than hermit if you get a legendary

[solid escarp]

i prefer temperance because my builds are usually above 20 dollar of sell personally

[balmy compass]

hey what happend to the guy who makes the surveys or scenarios??
i miss him

[pearl flume]

Please choose a Spell:

Radiant Dawn- Create a wave of bright, holy light that carpets the area. Any person caught in this wave is healed of all injuries and sickness, however, if they doubt or hold any ill-will towards the caster, the wave will instead act, not un-similarly to lava.

Hourglass- The caster can grant 24 hours of complete invulnerability and invincibility to anyone who desires it. Once the time is up, they are marked, anyone marked can not physically disobey any command given by the caster.

Roar of The Spark- The caster is granted beautiful, serene wings that blocks out the sun. In this form they can control the weather and have access to transmutation. The longer the caster remains in this form the more they transform physically and mentally into something...Otherworldly.

[modern heart]

aint no way we got the Dizzy, Sin, and Ky combo

going with Roar of the Spark though

[pearl flume]

"Do you want us to call fire down from heaven to destroy them ?"

[final juniper]

Tbh ive gotten antimatter almost every run where i bought this

Maybe im lucky

[final juniper]

Radiant dawn mentioned???

[solid escarp]

100% yeah 😭 i NEVER see antimatter

[final juniper]

To be fair I only take it in the first 3-4 antes

After that just go for negatives imo

[solid escarp]

#factflood

[tacit lava]

Guess which one doesnt fit

[sand cove]

Where’s balala jokerpoker?

[tough gyro]

Whats the difference with balatro and balatro+

[tacit lava]

Nothing

One is for apple arcade

[tough gyro]

Oh bruh

Ok

[tacit lava]

But i didint pay

So now i had to get the normal balatro

[karmic slate]

What’s joker card

Oh it’s just Balatro if it was 7 grand dad 😭

[inner prawn]

No, im not human just released today:D

[visual vessel]

Working on a balatro theme remake

This is version 1

[signal kraken]

Still here

[sand cove]

I'm asking Cornfield why they don't have it

[signal kraken]

AI slop

[visual vessel]

Ewwww crapy rip offs

[signal kraken]

Or forgot to install it

Welcome to mobile gaming no wonder why the only mobile games I play are from arcade and its mainly balatro 😭

[fathom fjord]

Anyone playing card games?

[steep crypt]

Hi anyone wanna read story im working on

[vale cliff]

Yes

[severe aurora]

everyone play creditcard game.

[lime shale]

I play best card and rougelike game ever

[lime shale]

yippe im gonna compete for chess and science tommorow, wish me luck yall

[vivid cradle]

Good luck

[sand cove]

what the hell

[restive pagoda]

Good luck

[ripe kraken]

Wtf robotnik put it back

[safe meadow]

YEEEESSSSSS

Oh my god finally, I lost so many rounds to the first 3 rent cycles

It's the hardest during the beginning but smooth sailing once you get a build going

I won this game by buffing adjacent flowers

And of course I get rain cloud essence right after going into endless mode!

ffs

[stray mica]

Comick site is not working so can someone else suggest me a new websites to read manhwas ??

[sand cove]

Manhwas?

[brave marsh]

i search the name and then online that usually work

[stray mica]

You don't know manhwas ??

You know manga ??

[sand cove]

Yes I know what manga is

[severe aurora]

💁 🥭

[fringe reef]

In short, manhwa is manga but korean

[visual vessel]

I lost at round 200 on balatro.

[sand cove]

Oh ok

[sand cove]

YOOO

[hollow marsh]

i see this as a W ||(btw RIP Charlie Kirk)||

[sand cove]

dude

no

this is NOT the place

we're not doing this here

it's a balatro server

[glossy fulcrum]

ah yes that second part of the message was definitely something you needed to add on there

anyway i will not articulate my thoughts on the assassination because political discussion is not permitted in this server

[ancient oracle]

HOLY SHIT BALALA IS REAL?

[lyric belfry]

Hi!

[undone arrow]

lets over engineer balala with a hell lot of math

[queen summit]

Anyone here like Blue Prince?

I heard they're doing a sequel. Bluer Princer 2: Electric Bluegaloo

[undone arrow]

no i dont like that

(it does not mean i hate it)

[strange prawn]

w or l profile pic

[undone arrow]

a lil of centered but good👍

[strange prawn]

i tried to center it as best i could without showing edges of the card

might take it into a pixel editor and make the card bigger

[undone arrow]

but still it is a w

[strange prawn]

any better now? i moved it around

i like having drunkard on the left side cus now the bottle isn’t cut off

[undone arrow]

no difrence but there is no need to to that i have been into CS so in this schuation we will say "it is not a bug it is a fechuer"

[lyric belfry]

Hi

[vapid kelp]

My P rank

GONE

[glossy fulcrum]

simply dont die

[pale swallow]

Piss tank

[vapid kelp]

Yes but p-2 😭

[pale swallow]

(That’s the rank I just missed the r key)

[modern heart]

where was the single death lol

[vapid kelp]

Flesh Panopticon 😭

[modern heart]

nooooooooo 😢

[idle needle]

Peak?

[half juniper]

yar

@tranquil flower femtanyl songs i picked up

[tranquil flower]

insanely tuff

top 1 most varied playlist

[half juniper]

top 2 most varied playlist

[tranquil flower]

also you know what actually saddens me

foreground eclipse isnt on spotify

like dude their music is SO FUCKING GOOD

[half juniper]

hearts broken across the globe

[tranquil flower]

💔💔💔💔💔

[half juniper]

message their pr team immediately

[tranquil flower]

killing them

wait no

i was wrong they are

lol

[half juniper]

lol

send me ur playlist ? im curious

[tranquil flower]

on it twin

[half juniper]

🔥

[half juniper]

no way theres he man then pantera and re logic

what

genre

is this

[near dagger]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5FMQQdfPv30CooUCFF2jl7?si=1aBIqgdTQY66KBB9lb2NEQ

I am not OK.

[near dagger]

Yes.

[half juniper]

my playlist goes in order of age so the songs i listen to more recently are at the bottom https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6X8zrLCwEy5MpCAlsu4c1Q?si=4BarZhpLTTikb_iNLgeqIA&pi=XRWKYqUaSAeGi

[near dagger]

Same.

[tranquil flower]

holy shit tv girl

i need to add some tv girl to my playlist

[near dagger]

TV Time>TV Girl

[tranquil flower]

truth nuke

[half juniper]

tv girl so fire

[pale swallow]

It’s WHAT time!?

[pale swallow]

LETS GO!!

[tranquil flower]

subway surfers theme 😭??

insanely ball playlist

[modern heart]

IM A CLOWN OF FATE

[half juniper]

jamiroquai is elite

i used to have the jetpack joyriders theme in my playlist im ngl

[near dagger]

I have Ain't Got Rhythm right under Pumped Up Kicks.

[tranquil flower]

insane playlist

[near dagger]

Yes.

Put it on Shuffle, lean back, and listen in genuine horror to the most music playlist of all time.

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5FMQQdfPv30CooUCFF2jl7?si=0Rlb4e9VRUy4fOIYwbcR4A&pi=vomlQUuPSlavH

[shell mortar]

it's been too quiet recently, we need a mod to @ everyone again

[wheat coral]

man im playing the first darkest dungeon darkest quest

THEY KEEP GIVING ME THE FINGER

[near dagger]

hue hue hue

[wheat coral]

I love high prot leper

Obliterate body
looks inside
8 damage

[wet panther]

FUCK YEAHHHH

I GOT HIS BITCHASS

God it's SUCH a relief that I'm finally OUT of that junkyard

[near dagger]

Good on ya!

Who do you have left?

[wet panther]

Nobody

Only King Dice and Satan himself

[near dagger]

Nice job.

[zinc quartz]

here comes fischer

[vagrant hollow]

Who the fuck said the tau cannon was too much like the AR2

It's fun as fuck

[sharp bay]

Bro going full offense for nothin 🙏 (ignore audio)

[vagrant hollow]

This guy is struggling so hard singing

[languid tiger]

Hey guys where th is the Polterworx discord server, Its like its Shadowbanned

[sharp bay]

So emotional 💔

[craggy pendant]

is ts off topic?

[old cove]

My friend calls this play rizz

[signal kraken]

The humble director’s cut:

[zinc quartz]

aura farming

[pulsar plinth]

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/aaaagames/royalty-free-for-all-a-hand-drawn-public-domain-smashup
https://x.com/royaltyfree4all/status/1968021082667094362?s=46&t=K3r0TeHMTtW9vtJCNBO_7g
if yall could consider PLEASE supporting AAAA Games Inc's project Royalty Free For All, their Kickstarter is only 7 days to go with tons of sweet rewards (including plushies, new fighters, surprise cameos, and more), a lovely platform fighter with hand-drawn animation featuring iconic retakes of Public domain characters. they're only backed 27,000$ of the goal for a minimum goal reached, with much more if they get past the maximum goals.

additional characters included with the max stretch goals:
-Dante from the Divine Comedy
-Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
-Bigfoot
-Colonel Bleep
-Captain Hook
-Wet Floor sign Guy

✨Royalty Free-For-All ✨ (@RoyaltyFree4All)

Did you know? Absurdly generous #Kickstarter backers get an absurdly good reward: A NEW FIGHTER, FREE for all players.

Here's just a small sample of the characters we've deemed are achievable on our "short list." Would you play as these fighters?

X · Sep 16, 2025, 6:36 PM

[modest canopy]

Cannot relate

[glossy fulcrum]

can relate

[modest canopy]

Can’t not relaten’t

[sterile vigil]

TF going on at 12k trophies!? 😭 🙏

(I'm at 7k currently)

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

how dumb is everything?

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

What fictional character has made you go "Oh shit, that's me!" ?

[gritty osprey]

reroll boss voucher

[timid rose]

Why did i get -nan

like how does that even happen

[vapid kelp]

FINALLY

[zinc quartz]

bro just said

ah I don't wanna do this no more

[vagrant forge]

Niche

[woeful yoke]

Me and luigi escaping from scary monster

[pearl flume]

Guys, I'm playing a Pokémon randomiser . Please choose my starter.

Seaking.
Golduck.
Regigigas.

[sand cove]

I mean obviously regigigas is the correct answer but i really wanna say golduck because eit’s dunny

*funny

[pearl flume]

But slow start...

[lethal panther]

I can't escape John Balatro he follows me every game i play

[whole cairn]

Prepare for the jimbocalypse

[sand cove]

what game is this?

[lethal panther]

Wildfrost

Very fun roguelike

[weary holly]

i accidentally hit myself in the head with a wrench and now i can only visualize things in balatro help

[fathom fjord]

You should see a doctor.

[weary holly]

im fine

not like i damaged anything important, it's been hours since its happened and im not dead

[hollow eagle]

thats all that matters

[storm condor]

Just found out my gif is one of the top (near) top results for goku

[modest canopy]

ÜN ÜN ÜN

[subtle iron]

LETS GOOOOOO

I have more than like 10 hours of attempts and i still havent p ranked it

I just get smoked so hard by the idoled sand guy room

[gaunt nimbus]

yo chat i’m working on a game atm and i asked a friend to make me a titlemark for it, is this Ai?

something about it looks off but i can’t tell

[orchid pelican]

https://fixupx.com/IdiotWithAGun/status/1967626967664242903

Idiot (@IdiotWithAGun)

MAY THE STRONGEST WIN

Quoting tobyfox (@tobyfox)
︀
Tomorrow, I'll ask you what name we should choose at the beginning of the game (6 characters or less). Then, we'll choose several names from the suggestions and pit them against each other in a charity donation battle. Take this time to form factions and make it a good fight.

**💬 62 🔁 4.2K ❤️ 34.7K 👁️ 461.3K **

FixupX · Sep 15, 2025, 4:30 PM

[sand cove]

gaster

can we all vote either gaster or frisk

please

either gaster or frisk

please

[modern heart]

That's the thing

We vote Gaster first

Stream crashes

Then we vote Frisk

Tony plays through hard mode

[sand cove]

and then we do togore

[modern heart]

Yup

[sand cove]

like it's so easy

when he names himself gaster and the earth resets to when he released deltarune

[modern heart]

Gaster leaps out of everyone's computer and beats their asses

[sand cove]

gaster is NOT a hoax

[sand cove]

remove the letter b please thank you 🤤

sorry

I apologise

😔

[sand cove]

I'm sorry Susie "Sizzle" Deltarune

[lethal panther]

I don't think it is

[sand cove]

It looks good

I can't help but notice a random white line in the D

that makes me think it isn't AI

[vale cliff]

Holy shit

I just finished Weapons

Zach Cregger does not disappoint

[neat sundial]

Anybody here like the artist Haircuts for Men?

[gaunt nimbus]

ok thank you so much, ima go back and fix that though

[brave sonnet]

https://www.testingcatalog.com/youtube-unveils-ai-creation-suite-for-shorts-and-studio/

YT is on track to be completely useless

[whole cairn]

Youtube recently added some "auto dubbing" and it was on by default, even for past videos. What a joke

[brave sonnet]

TBH that is like the singular case Where LLMs COULD be useful for a video platform.

[whole cairn]

Yeah but auto opt-in shouldnt be allowed. Also what if the autodub says something "rude". Will I get in trouble for it?

[vale cliff]

This stopped being hot for like 90% of the population years ago 😭😭😭

[azure compass]

it is absolute garbage, and you need to do several clicks to disable it, for every video you ever made
and for every new video too

[brave sonnet]

Gross

[vale cliff]

I don’t understand why every huge company just finds every excuse to be as hateable as possible to the general public

Maybe they’re just masochists or something

Because there’s no way they don’t know that everyone hates this stuff by now

[brave sonnet]

Oh, for sure, nobody asked for this and nobody WANTED it. This move is driven purely by VC investors who are stuck DEEP in the sunk-cost fallacy.

[ripe kraken]

By everyone, you mean just anyone who dug beneath the surface and realized they're selling bullshit

You'd be surprised by the majority who know next to nothing about tech

[timber oyster]

There's probably far more people that don't care about that I'd say.

[ripe kraken]

Correct

My own mother

Thinks basically anything is "ai"

And i don't blame her one bit for that, they call anything at all "ai" even if there was no use for the ai on it

[timber oyster]

yt does whatever they want because they're too big to fall at this point... probably?

[ripe kraken]

Yes, they have to pretend they're actively innovating to make an excuse to pay for premium

No more new "features" to release? Cut back some good features for free users

i'm convinced every big tech is on the "ai" train because they really have nothing to sell besides that

And nobody has shown me why that is a useful feature over just doing the manual simple task manually

[brave sonnet]

It's a symptom of 70 years of Neoliberal Capitalist thought, which emphasizes "GROWTH for the sake of GROWTH!!!", as opposed to building good products and sustainable customer bases. They're inherently incentivized to burn anything and everything in order to make The Line™ go UP at ALL COSTS, and the consequences get shunted to "2 quarters from now", when hopefully some other schmuck is in charge.

[steep crypt]

Hiiiii

[timber oyster]

because if "The Line" can't go up the stakeholders will f them hard. which sucks.

[steep crypt]

I made mindmap of stuff i like, wanna see ut

It

[brave sonnet]

You'd be shocked. The people generally making these decisions are fundamentally divorced from common reality. Ed Zitron does an excellent writeup on them.
https://www.wheresyoured.at/the-era-of-the-business-idiot/

[steep crypt]

https://go.bubbl.us/e8f9c6/c7b5?/Surreal-Exploration
Do any of you recognise stuff in the list?

[brave sonnet]

No

[sharp bay]

『ザ・ハンド』!!!

[tawdry spoke]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEl9oUCY314

[brave sonnet]

For anyone interested in figuring out why every online platform and service feels like dogshit these days, I highly recommend giving this a read. It's by no means exhaustive, but it's still an EXCELLENT analysis of how exactly things got this bad. It's worth the time.

[fickle moon]

im getting way too tired now, so just gonna leave it as that

best i could do is get like 4 last items (NOT THE SOLO CROWN) and thats it

[craggy zephyr]

reddit summoning scp fans to send the 4 pixel scp 096 image after a post has a sin gle missing pixel:

[tepid cave]

@modern heart are you alright ? Still traumatized from jebil ?

[sand cove]

:(

sowwy

[sand cove]

bnuny

[bleak matrix]

:D

👋👋👋

[sand cove]

:3

[bleak matrix]

^w^

[sand cove]

w<

[bleak matrix]

/\/\

w<
You<

[sand cove]

:333

[zinc quartz]

ba ba ball

I'm falling in and out of clouds don't worry Ima get it granny

since this move it was OVER

[tepid cave]

I want to play chess so much but im bad as hell at it

[zinc quartz]

just watch gothamchess and hikaru

[tepid cave]

I watched so many videos even drunk magnus play better

[zinc quartz]

true

wanna play a game?

[tepid cave]

Sure

I need to download it again

[zinc quartz]

okay

while that Ima connect in my main account

[tepid cave]

Alright :) but I dont know openings I didnt learn them

[zinc quartz]

cool

[tepid cave]

So please dont laugh if its stupid

Im not very experienced

[zinc quartz]

xd

[tepid cave]

What is your username ?

[zinc quartz]

Creeper_Safe

[sleek vault]

thanks for the game

[tepid cave]

@zinc quartz I sended you two requests because the first one I noticed my username isnt full so I created a new one

[zinc quartz]

accepted

I'll basically tell you everything I'm going to do

just so you can learn at least a bit of it

[lunar kite]

SYCYSG join up for a calm luh game of among us

[woeful yoke]

Now play half life

[undone arrow]

Do you have a job???

[cerulean marlin]

the game has been out for nearly 2 years it's not unreasonable for someone to get C++ in that time

[dawn verge]

@undone cape https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIJlV9vUHGc

[low parrot]

Holy shit you guys seen twitter today?

Also <@&1133519078540185692>

Nah I'm getting you banned mf

[tranquil flower]

what is it this time

[low parrot]

D4vd

[unborn swift]

“how do I” STOOPPPPPPPPPP

[unborn swift]

who

[tranquil flower]

those who know

[tranquil flower]

music artist

[low parrot]

Some artist, can't say it here but look it up

[tranquil flower]

feel it from invincible

[unborn swift]

ohh

[tranquil flower]

pretty good song

[balmy forge]

pseudonym based on the biggest fraud of all time?

[night dew]

why i just need some money and theres no self-promotion channel ;-;

[low parrot]

Ik the shit you're trying to pull

[tranquil flower]

no one donating to you dude 😭✌️

[low parrot]

We get guys like you all the time

[hollow eagle]

if you need money you can work

[mossy carbon]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wSFchqLlmTE

[vapid kelp]

GGGGGGGGG

[subtle iron]

Its wild how much easier sisyphus is compared to minos

[vapid kelp]

absolutely

[signal kraken]

https://youtu.be/lAr5UWHrpR8

[split fable]

hi

[pale swallow]

the hardest thing about getting back into stardew is adding back all the mods
i mean like come on, my game wouldnt be the same without the smash invite

[vale cliff]

I wish Jimbo sent me smash invites

[sand cove]

I love stardew!!

[loud flame]

[little wind]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1000935668245069844/1417926928106520616/G0_IBYmWkAEEYzg.jpg?ex=68cc42db&is=68caf15b&hm=4da66e682b1b26266ae720d6555037e092ff5a4b8592d85cbdc2e16c33af5c72&

[pearl flume]

Please choose a musician or band before clicking the black bar.

||They're making a song in your honour and name! What would that song be like and what would it sing of you ?||

[signal kraken]

Ween is on hiatus and hasn't recorded new material since 2007, so, honestly nah.

[granite matrix]

Big ahh pizza for me birfday

So huge

[signal kraken]

💯

[topaz sedge]

POV: You've just found a Balatro streamer who's a Canadian (just like you)! 🇨🇦🍁🦫🫎

I didn't know Rarran was Canadian.

And he's from my home province, no less!

[vale cliff]

Isn’t all of the game Balatro technically Canadian?

[ripe kraken]

What if you found out the dev is also Canadian?

[whole cairn]

Sorry?

[ripe kraken]

Localthunk is Canadian

[whole cairn]

I was making a Canadian joke 😩

[ripe kraken]

I did not get it

[whole cairn]

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CourteousCanadian

[topaz sedge]

This I already knew!

[topaz sedge]

It's okay. I understood what you were goin' for, bud!

[near dagger]

Which jonkler would be the most likely to be a part of the Evil Ass Dark Fountain Openers GC?

[near dagger]

OOOOOOOOOO CAAAAAAAAANADAAAAAAAAAAA

[sand cove]

Probably madness for somewhat obvious reasons

[queen summit]

Just got back from Korn Kanada!!!

Genuinely loved every part of the concert

Loathe is my favourite metal band, Gojira are natural performers and you can tell as they play, and Korn is, well, Korn

[trim portal]

Do u like sleep token?

I love loathe too, and they bridged me into sleep token

[queen summit]

I love sleep token as well, to a lesser extent but they're great

Funnily enough I hadn't seen their cover of "Is it Really You?" Until AFTER I was into both bands lol

[sand cove]

Korn is the band where that one guy was wiggling his weiner right?

[queen summit]

We have Anger, Godzilla in Japenese, and On The Cob playing

Ans idk what that is referring to

Im not a big korn fan

[sand cove]

Someone in the audience at one of their concerts was caught wiggling his weiner

Or wiener?

Idk how to spell

[cunning barn]

hi.

[queen summit]

Helloh!

[queen summit]

Oh boyy

Makes sense for metal heads to do, but idk if tbat was Korn 🤷‍♂️

[signal kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T82VtnfKGd8 gay pride is being able to sing along at karaoke and not have to worry during the second verse

[cunning barn]

i brought cheeseburger

[queen summit]

Hmmm

I bring a photo as a trade

[sand cove]

Source?

[cunning barn]

cheeseburger

[sand cove]

@grok is this true

[queen summit]

Not amazing, but if I can redeem the nitro from Gamepass I'll be posting videos tn

[cunning barn]

fair trade

[queen summit]

Sadly they're all around 500mb so only through nitro could i get da videos up

Got 2 for loathe, 1 for gojira and 3 for Korn

[signal kraken]

korn on the cob

[queen summit]

^^^^

I got home almost an hour ago now tbh I'm just too hyped to sleep

[cunning barn]

i wish any of the bands i listened to were located close to where i live

[queen summit]

Been a Loathe fan since 2020

[queen summit]

Thats the thing, Loathe is from the UK!!!

Korn is doing their first Canada tour in i think 7 years? And Loathe (UK) / Gojira (France) are opening

This was a chance of the lifetime for me, and I'm tempted to get tickets to the Montreal Show just for the fact I wont have easy access to a Loathe show again for awhile

[cunning barn]

i listen to vocaloid so it might be hard to see them in person

[queen summit]

Ahhhhh- that is particularly rough

[sand cove]

Same 💔

[queen summit]

I mean tbf

With Miku Expo existing itll become possible eventually

[sand cove]

Also I really do NOT wanna ask my parents to take me to a miku concert 😭

[queen summit]

For atleast 1 vocaloid

[cunning barn]

ado did have a tour close to where i live about a year ago, maybe it will happen again

[cunning barn]

same 😭

[queen summit]

Tbh i fw most music

Just only select bands or songs for each genre stick out to me

[cunning barn]

yeah i can listen to most things, but my favorites are painfully niche

[sand cove]

It was embarrassing enough being taken to the miku movie

[cunning barn]

wait there’s a miku movie

elaborate

[queen summit]

I like Fish In a Birdcage, Loathe, Avenged Sevenfold, Pleaser, Duran Duran, Kevin Walkman and Royal Republiv

None of which are "niche" other than maybe Pleaser

[sand cove]

They made a movie based on project sekai

A free sega mobile rythm game that has Miku in it

Idk if the movie will like be on any streaming services tho

Maybe crunchyroll?

[cunning barn]

i have heard of project sekai before (havent played it sadly)

[sand cove]

It’s pretty fun

[cunning barn]

i do like rhythm games

[sand cove]

The story is really confusing and like the movie wont make any sense if you havent played the game

[cunning barn]

noted

[sand cove]

Im just realising

Is your pfp the fucking schlanket?

[vale cliff]

I love schlatt

I wish he was real

[sand cove]

Same 😔

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

can I borrow your car?

[odd oxide]

School mandated instagram account

Minimum 10 posts per semester

🥀

Minimum 50 word caption per post

[vale cliff]

You can try

(I don’t have a car 😔)

[pearl flume]

my neighbor grows alot of plants but he only ever grows it indoors, I wonder if they're getting enough sunlight. He also says something about smoking them ?
Do you smoke plants like you do bees ?

[subtle hawk]

what kind of school are you going to gng 🥀 🥀 🥀

[leaden quartz]

Has anyone here been to Alton Towers? Plan to go there next year

[odd oxide]

Art school

[subtle hawk]

oh that does make some sense then

[fast chasm]

God strike me down with thunder

I have to go do my test on aeronatics 1

I obviusly procrastinated

So I lost

[vale cliff]

How is he going to do that

It’s lightning that strikes you down

Thunder would just make you cover your ears and stuff

[sand cove]

I love modded balatro there was a hand that took me 56 minutes

I screen recorded it

I might upload it to youtube idk

[sharp bay]

It's gonna make him deaf or something

[cunning barn]

yes (hope im not waking you up)

[sand cove]

I'm awake lol

[pearl flume]

You get 100 dollars for every cockroach you let crawl on you.

Each one crawls for 5 minutes.

How many ?

[vagrant forge]

i mean if one is you might as well have many more do it since it's already happening atp

[chrome lake]

i see it everyday

[vagrant forge]

I want to ban you so bad

but I won’t because I’m a good sanitarian or however u say it

[chrome lake]

what did i do wrong?

[vagrant forge]

U did what we did

[chrome lake]

i just do what we do

[near dagger]

Good samaritan.

Anyway, I kinda wanna post Pokemon TF art for no reason.

[chrome lake]

whats that

[near dagger]

Human to Pokemon transformation.

[chrome lake]

???????????

[near dagger]

It's SFW, don't worry.

[chrome lake]

still concerning

[near dagger]

You should only worry about my mental state. (You'll get used to me.)

[chrome lake]

@vagrant forge

[vale cliff]

Crazy saying that here

[simple sigil]

Name the game

[desert blade]

All of them but balatro

[ripe kraken]

Any game Eazyspeezy speedruns

But if i'm being more specific it's "kindergarten" games

[karmic slate]

Lowk the skate series

But that’s probably because it just takes time to get good it’s still alright

[glossy fulcrum]

lowk balatro

its so fun to watch people play the game but then i play it and the game finds a million ways to screw me over

[shell blaze]

Does anyone know why the keys aren’t appearing for me in spire? I won with all 3 starting characters

[rotund grove]

Any dark souls game imo

[safe canyon]

I have a new game hyperfixation

Its not balala

[somber steeple]

Would you rather live in an iron lung or eat 10 live cellar spiders?

[glossy fulcrum]

nom nom nom

[modern heart]

For me it's the opposite, I find it so easy to tilt when watching someone and they make and don't notice bad misplays lol

[lunar kite]

MPRAQG join up for some among us

[near dagger]

I am crazy.

[half juniper]

you need to lay off the internet for a while

[sharp bay]

Piccolo, tell em

[teal path]

https://imgur.com/KOxFOqc

[sterile vigil]

That's such a waste of potato flesh

Whoever TF is peeling these should be banned from cooking anything above instant ramen for the rest of their life

[tepid cave]

Why

[tepid cave]

Spiders

[balmy compass]

we were all having a good day

[teal path]

😌

[barren jungle]

same bpm btw

[half juniper]

i will wear you

[orchid pelican]

i love the curseness of this

[pale swallow]

This used to be a joke

[modern heart]

ngl i like the knife pickaxe

i dont play fortnite but i fw it

[modern heart]

okay but clair de lune is peak

[glacial ivy]

A meme to celebrate that i've beaten colosseum of fools (milibelle stole my pixels)

[bright reef]

guys i resently started wanting to make youtube videos but whenever i try to post something and create a channel it say error, please try again(its been doing this for hours)

anyone know why

[south shoal]

i love mult

[gloomy nimbus]

any fnaf game that ins't fnaf vr

[distant agate]

speaking of vr, balatro now has a vr x parody

[twin spear]

Why does balatro automatically hover over a deck and stake I played multiple games ago?

[neat sundial]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXaATFwzKTQ

[native jewel]

?

[vale cliff]

?

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

After something from another dimension happened, you've found yourself in a "Spiderman: Across The Multiverse" situation.

Quickly though, your other selves figured you're no fighter and more so, with no powers and thus is prepping the portal to send you back.

But as you wait, you come across a multiverse version of yourself who is the exact ideal dream self you always wish you could be.

What do you do/say ?

[signal kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOI4yAPYmag

[cunning barn]

me but i’m confident and can get my shit done and don’t look like that and know what to talk to my friends about and actually likes mushrooms and can manipulate the fabric of time and space

but i’d settle for the “get shit done” part

next question?

[radiant ermine]

#GuessTheGame #1224
🎮 🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/1224

[limpid ember]

what is this

[vale cliff]

That’s just M.O.A

[vale cliff]

I’m always confused by you

[limpid ember]

hi

[vale cliff]

Hey

[pearl flume]

I.

[vale cliff]

M.O.A.ntal gymnastics

[steep crypt]

Hi random fandom question, have it happened that protagonist of thing u like uses they/them, but fandom can't fucking STOP MISGENDERING THEM

[vale cliff]

Not true

Don’t pretend you know me 😠

[subtle iron]

Undertale/deltarune fan spotted

[steep crypt]

I wasn't referring to Kris lmai

Kris also get share of that but i wasn't referring to them

[vale cliff]

Literal frisk erasure

I know you play forsaken

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

you think people who have hearts for eyes are one of the most chaotic, gremlin like and absolutly evil creatures to exist?

[vale cliff]

I think they should go to a hospital

[sand cove]

yeah that can't be healthy

[somber steeple]

A dog bote my leg today

*Bited

*Bid

Dog tooth go together on my leg

Boated

[proud venture]

Bight

[full roost]

Brought

[fickle moon]

bright

[odd oxide]

Tried the iphone air in person

This is gonna be a hit

[zinc quartz]

Damn

I remember when a pitbull almost cut my head off

[silver merlin]

Look at my fucking 3d models bro I'm going to prison 😭

[fickle moon]

gatorade

[dawn verge]

https://fxtwitter.com/ArczAeon/status/1969026265635020838

Girls kissing

Aeon🇵🇭 (@ArczAeon)

How Mon3tr was being made in the spinal gene pool

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[cerulean marlin]

[brave sonnet]

https://youtu.be/Tsp2bC0Db8o?si=0bo0ct3y-gAdUyHN

[near dagger]

I tried to draw bootleg Metal Sonic at school.

[sour pilot]

ooh gorillaz

also hi

[summer goblet]

haii

[stark epoch]

Floating woman

[cunning heron]

Anyone know my friends dads name it start with a f and has the letter a

[signal kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1350610050409824277/1418580303978692649/40dd6bdfa10ae6bc2d73996a706261af.mp4?ex=68cea35c&is=68cd51dc&hm=8f5d557cf39336adef5aae2f30332ee20484c9ab7312bd8e549247ef76da2d8d&

The egg in Balatro waiting until it has enough sale value for temperance, ceremonial dagger, or swashbuckler:

[granite matrix]

Wallpaper

[brave sonnet]

Fire

[cunning barn]

have you heard

localthunk just released naneinf 2

[cunning barn]

six sev- gets thrown in the brazen bull

[still moss]

@worn spoke he is hit or miss frankly

[worn spoke]

i see

[still moss]

He either hooks you up on some heat

Or some fuckassery like

[worn spoke]

think it'll get better overtime cuz it's AI

[still moss]

Honeybun by yuno miles 💔

[worn spoke]

[still moss]

(No heat towards yuno tho)

[worn spoke]

dyu have access to the Mix feature yet?

[still moss]

But tbf he tends to be mostly hits

[still moss]

Which?

Haven't really heard of that

[worn spoke]

https://newsroom.spotify.com/2025-08-19/mix-your-favorite-playlists-seamlessly-by-adding-your-own-transitions/

[still moss]

Just transitioned from an old remix app I had for music to spotify

Nah haven't seen it yet

Yet

[worn spoke]

sadge

[buoyant token]

I just saw a roblox game that legit just says "Balatro Demo Project" insane work

[daring shard]

whenever i launch balatro it just crashes my entire game after the loading screen, i tried deleting it and removing it and everything, tried updating drivers and window and also tried to wipe it fully from %appdata%

[proud venture]

making a bug report and maybe asking once in #🎙・server-chat or #🕹・game-discussion is all you should've done. Just wait for someone to help, but it might not be possible for most people to actually help you here due to the nature of your issue

[mighty geode]

Lore accurate LeBron, in that “skate” game

[pearl flume]

Please choose a town to live in!

[granite matrix]

Wise words

[signal kraken]

animal crossing or stardew valley def

[pearl flume]

Ya gotta choose, megafig.

[signal kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij65wvAGX-c

[glacial iron]

deltarune, fr. I could really go for a butterscotch pie rn 😭

[fast chasm]

Tf is that

[fast chasm]

That shit killed the health inspector

Like he saw that

And fucking had a stroke

A heart attack

Spontaneous combustion

And put his ass up on

Figth or flight

[gray harness]

such a fire line........................

[cunning barn]

WRI MI FI TING MIC FIRE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[lime shale]

a nail was growing under my dead nail

[queen hawk]

⁉️

[dense salmon]

ALL HAND IS MIMIC FIRE 🗣️🔥🔥

[pearl flume]

Why do people like eating their meals hot ? Isn't it just annoying to have to blow on it to cool it down and not burn your hands/mouth ?

[sand cove]

I like being warm

[glossy fulcrum]

if its too hot you do something called waiting

so it can cool down

[sand cove]

mimic?

didn't edwin make him?

[vale cliff]

Why do people like drinking their drinks cold? Isn’t it just annoying to have to sip it slowly to not freeze your lips and mouth?

[slow bane]

POV: (big bro) hay lil bro which planet do you like the best (lil bro) I like Jupiter because it levels up flush☠️

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Have 100 thousand dollars right now no strings attached.
Or
Have 5 million dollars assured left for anyone within your blood line in 1 generation (Inflation equivalent)

[sand cove]

100 thousand

[vale cliff]

You forgot to balance the second option for all the gays in the server

[pearl flume]

Gays still have children ?

[sand cove]

I mean you said bloodline

Gay people are less likely to have biological kids

[glossy fulcrum]

depends.

but uh for example me

i wont be having biological kids

so my bloodline ends at me

so uh i have to choose the 100k

[vale cliff]

Same

Not even because I’m gay

But I’m actually going to die alone the way things are looking

[glossy fulcrum]

damn

[vale cliff]

No, wait, that came out horribly

I think I just have terrible people skills

[glossy fulcrum]

i do too

but i have hope

if

ig

[wise hare]

38 hours awake so far

[orchid pelican]

Gaster got robbed #JusticeforGaster

[sand cove]

no

frisk should have won

[wet panther]

What 13 hours playing Minecraft with my boo looks like

[limpid ember]

what is this

oh i'm blind

it's a house

wait only the first two pictures

what's the other thing

[wet panther]

A greenhouse

Essentially a farm

the other is just the gf and her pets

[limpid ember]

what

[primal burrow]

exactly

[limpid ember]

why is this chat so quiet

[sand cove]

we're sleeping

[glossy fulcrum]

did you know that naming yourself gaster in undertale resets the game

[fickle moon]

cause we got pushed off?

[glossy fulcrum]

its always been like tgat

ever since the game was created

thats most likely the reason toby didnt include it

[modern heart]

Frisk also gives you hard mode

Which ends at end of ruins

[limpid ember]

you spoiled it for me..

[modern heart]

Don't some other character names get special reactions?

[limpid ember]

I didn't play hard mode yet

[modern heart]

The game is 10 years old

[limpid ember]

but still

i didn't play yet

[modern heart]

I'm sorry but also

[limpid ember]

um what

[modern heart]

Why tf punishing bird blue

[severe aurora]

💁 💪 🐦

[glossy fulcrum]

ngl i had the ENTIRE game spoiled for me before the first playthrough i did

[limpid ember]

i did the killer route

as my first one i think

[glossy fulcrum]

why

[limpid ember]

why not

[modern heart]

Based

[glossy fulcrum]

you cant get a perfect pacifist ending if you do it first, plus its the hardest route by fair

far

it doesnt prepare you for either of the bosses

game design wise genocide kinda fucking sucks

not a good firs playthrough imo

but do whatever you want

[orchid pelican]

THAT IS THE POINT (skinky hi)

[glossy fulcrum]

haii :3

[glossy fulcrum]

you want toby to just reset on stream

thats sily but oky

[modern heart]

Yes

[modern heart]

We get three names then

[glossy fulcrum]

gaster dings

[modern heart]

Gaster reset, Frisk hard, and then Togore full game

[orchid pelican]

Imagine if toby resprite frisk for made it togore

[modern heart]

Please...

Togore is awesome

[glossy fulcrum]

togore tastic

[modern heart]

https://old.rxddit.com/r/Undertale/comments/1nbr43a/have_you_ever_thought_about_a_world_where/?ref=share&ref_source=link

[zealous cliff]

oh genocide is the hardest

I found it quite easy

imo Photoshop flowey is harder than sans

[modern heart]

Technically, but the fight is practically scripted

With nearly guaranteed deaths and deaths that don't set you back

||Hyperdeath is similar, where dying doesn't actually mean anything||

Compared to Sans and Undyne the Undying

[hollow eagle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVgwjFPwNYA

[glossy fulcrum]

i beat photoshop first try

like deadass

sans took me at least 20

[modern heart]

On my recent full playthrough I died

Once or twice to flowey
Twice or once to ||Asriel||
Once to sans (I forgot how to do short hops)

[glossy fulcrum]

well yeah once you learn sans he becomes pretty easy

wheras flowery is kinda unfair

[modern heart]

Flowey and ||Asriel|| are cheaters and I don't include them lol

No Undyne death had me sweating though

That fight is stressful

[glossy fulcrum]

i only remember dying 2 times to ||asriel||

[glossy fulcrum]

true

honestly first time fighting undying probably took a similar amount of tries as sans

mainly because of tilting

for some reason i never got mad during my attempts at sans

[modern heart]

I think she's harder than sans

[glossy fulcrum]

first time for me at least sans was definitely harder

[modern heart]

That being said deltarune fights are so much harder lol

[glossy fulcrum]

oh hell no

||the knight|| took me like an hour lmao

[modern heart]

I think first clear for both sans and ||Rory K Night|| took similar amounts of time

[glossy fulcrum]

sans took way longer for me

[modern heart]

I think both took about 20 attempts

[glossy fulcrum]

the deltarune fight that took me the longest probably was jevil

oddly enough

[modern heart]

Jevil is actually hard af

[glossy fulcrum]

because deltarune chapter 1 was my first game with that battle system

so i wasnt very good

[modern heart]

Weird Spamton is also rough imo

[glossy fulcrum]

eh

[modern heart]

Since no action economy

[glossy fulcrum]

yea

hes pretty tough

[modern heart]

I say "rough" it's not like impossible, just in terms of difficulty in comparison to DR as a whole

Easy to get trapped in a heal loop

[glossy fulcrum]

though spamton’s patterns, save for that one telephone attack, are fairly easy

[modern heart]

FUCK THAT ONE TELEPHONE ATTACK

[glossy fulcrum]

exactly

[modern heart]

I also don't like the face attack before you break a part

[glossy fulcrum]

yea thats pretty rough

though it seems after breaking the mouth its just free tp

[modern heart]

||John Mantle|| is also pretty hard

But for obvious reasons

[glossy fulcrum]

he took me a while mainly cuz its such a different fight

[modern heart]

Yeah

[glossy fulcrum]

||knight|| took me longer overall tho

[modern heart]

I think they took about the same?

I had to sleep on the ||knight||

Same with Spamton Neo Weird day 1

[glossy fulcrum]

i didnt

i beat ||knight|| while on a flight

had nothing better to do

[modern heart]

||I WAS SO THRILLED WHEN I SAW THAT WEIRD ROUTE WASNT JUST PEOPLE DOING DAY 1 CREEPYPASTA TROLL AND BAIT STUFF||

[glossy fulcrum]

me too

[modern heart]

||I'm also so glad we didn't get Firegrave like the initial theories||

[glossy fulcrum]

finding out about the weird route was a lot of fun

[glossy fulcrum]

that would’ve been silly

[modern heart]

It would have been

[plain pollen]

chapter 1 day 1 was the craziest i’ll basically always brag about being there

completely blind

[modern heart]

Same with all chapters so far

[glossy fulcrum]

when chapter 5 releases im playing weird route day one

i dont want spoilers

[modern heart]

Only thing I wasn't blind for was ||Gerson||

[glossy fulcrum]

i was spoiled for a looot of chapter 3 and some of chapter 4

[modern heart]

But that's cause one of my friends was a moron and forgot I have a job and couldn't 100% all day day 1

[glossy fulcrum]

i did not know about the ||titan|| tho so that was awesome to experience spoiler free

[modern heart]

||The Knight reveal was insane||

[plain pollen]

||i vaguely knew about spam neo since i rushed through the chapter day 1 and missed him, then during like day 2 of 3 and 4 release i faintly say “deltarune titan fight” out of the corner of my eye on youtube but i thought it could’ve been fan made so it was fine||

[modern heart]

||when I saw Tenna's text slow down I was like "somethings about to happen" but I was blown away by what happened||

[glossy fulcrum]

||would’ve been so awesome if i wasnt SPOILED ON IT||

i first saw a spoiler in this server oddly enough

it was just a pic of the battle

[plain pollen]

|| i did chapter 3 sword route first run through on day 1 THAT was crazy ||

[glossy fulcrum]

that would’ve been so crazy

i wish i bought deltarune earlier lol

[modern heart]

I didn't do that day 1

Knew it existed but I didn't do like any alt content day 1

Did weird asap though

And I'm glad I did

||but I did do it after the scene updates||

||so glad I didn't get spoiled to weird route||

[glossy fulcrum]

i did

most spoilers came from my friend

[plain pollen]

||i didn’t actually do weird in 3 and 4 myself, i just youtubed them. partly because i was told they didn’t change that much, it was still more than i thought though and if i knew i would’ve done them myself||

[modern heart]

||yeah. The start in Noelle's house is crazy||

||"Who.... Who's going to hear?"

... ❤️ Me||

My favorite dialogue option in the whole game so far

[glossy fulcrum]

yea but the rest is a pretty much the same aside from a few small interactions

[modern heart]

Yeah

The only spoiler I got for it was that it's ||front loaded||

[surreal cedar]

how big is tree 3 in balatro numbers

[dense salmon]

can someone buy me balatro cuz i dont wanna pirate and poor

[tepid cave]

Welcome to the club

[dense salmon]

ok

[fast chasm]

I think i fucked up my scapula

[cerulean marlin]

how u gonna flip burgers now

[wheat coral]

https://youtu.be/yA5lujNlkn8

[signal kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxKWTzr-k6s

[cerulean marlin]

banger of a song

that entire album is so good

[signal kraken]

truth

[fast chasm]

How im gonna tackle now

[orchid pelican]

TOBY FOX I LOVE U

[modern heart]

tghat wa

was on purpoise

what he just said

FUCK YOU TOBY

ijmn dribkl

drubnkj aweatchgiub g the

drunk watching tyhe stream

[orchid pelican]

This is hue

*huge

[modern heart]

eytag trhgbat

tjhatthn

that wa scraz

cureent stream is crazywt

its soinbsane

||SANS BATTLE||???????

[pale swallow]

i always knew mr que eye was a big shot...

[hollow eagle]

there are are about 5 reasons in this message that will get you sent to the eternal lake of fire

[pale swallow]

Dude I AM the lake of fire

[hollow eagle]

that explains EVERYTHING horrid and muderous in that image

[pale swallow]

Not even that bad

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

Bodies as temples are too common, if your body was a structure, what would it most likely be ?

Ex: mine's a run down mineshaft.

[hollow eagle]

the prononciation of qi alone deserves to be studied for generations

[pale swallow]

Nah I say qi like in quiche don’t worry

[hollow eagle]

its qui

not q - i

not kee

QUI

[pale swallow]

Eh he probably doesn’t mind any pronunciation

[hollow eagle]

and why do you have fire boots?

[pale swallow]

No those are sonic shoes

[hollow eagle]

you unlock galaxy boots

what

[pale swallow]

It’s modded

[hollow eagle]

what

i play modded

we are not the same

[pale swallow]

Yeah

[hollow eagle]

i play with praticality

you play with hell itself

[pale swallow]

I play practically too…

[hollow eagle]

not from this image

[pale swallow]

Well yeah that’s just one image

[hollow eagle]

one image can say alot

what mods do u even play w

[pale swallow]

Bit of almost everything

[hollow eagle]

what expansions

[pale swallow]

No expansions I think

The most I can say is like a joltik and friendable Mr qi npc

[hollow eagle]

yeah we r dif

i play w like 2 or three

[pale swallow]

(Unfornately the friendable one is not spamton :/)

[hollow eagle]

how long u modding

[pale swallow]

At least 2022

Let me check nexus

[hollow eagle]

i did for a few months

but i reached walnut room

and i quit

then i start again

[pale swallow]

I used cheats to try and reach perfection and it sucked so I quit
Started again like yesterday on my new laptop

Not installing those things again

[hollow eagle]

yea cheats kinda sucked

the only thing ill ever cheat in is

a return scepter

it saves time

[pale swallow]

Ok that was a lie I did 10 beets today then removed it (I wanted to go gambling)

another mod I had added a secret hollow knight helmet though so o also took that

Also you know what I’m gonna delete the tractor mod

It’s using me like a SLAVE

[hollow eagle]

im lucky i never installed tractor mod

[pale swallow]

Very much so

[hollow eagle]

you should mod balatro

[pale swallow]

Never in a million years.

[hollow eagle]

why

[pale swallow]

Besides that one time I tried to on my windows 7

[hollow eagle]

modded balatro is goated

[pale swallow]

Way different rabbit hole

[hollow eagle]

WELL NO CRAP

anyways

[pale swallow]

Plus I like balatro how it is

[hollow eagle]

explain wut happend

[pale swallow]

The highs are rewarding for the lows

[pale swallow]

Windows 7 doesn’t have the right stuff windows 10+ has
It’s in modding chat somewhere

[hollow eagle]

you run windows 7?

[pale swallow]

My old pc does

[hollow eagle]

im sorry for your loss

[pale swallow]

Hey!

It only lost balatro a few months ago!

[hollow eagle]

just because it CAN doesnt mean it SHOULD

whats the specs

[pale swallow]

Ass
Like literally I opened it like last year and that’s what it said

[hollow eagle]

if u dont even know the specs it MUST be bad

[pale swallow]

It’s cause I don’t check it actually

Never once opened the specs page on my pc

[unborn swift]

oh my god

I DID IT THO

[hallow mortar]

Do you remember? https://youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?feature=shared

[karmic slate]

I blame you for this

What the fuck

[unkempt sinew]

my best peglin game yet

spinterest payment is absurdly good

[idle kiln]

(Enter scene: all the numbers are having a party)

: you guys didn't invite seven, right?

: I did, but he's showing up a bit late. Said he was having someone for dinner or something. Why?

: Hey, have you guys seen nine? He was supposed to be here like half an hour ago and he won't answer the phone?

: Oh god.... I gotta get outta here

: You ain't going nowhere, six

: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[vale cliff]

6: 7

[idle kiln]

okay so on a scale of funniest thing ever to literally insurmountable levels of comedy how did you like that bit?

cause like this is comedy genius right here

I'm the fucking Aristotle of funny

They will know my name for eons

[vale cliff]

I think it should have ended with 67, 69, or some other funny number, personally