🃏・off-topic

[vale cliff]

What I’m talking about is just so bad it’s cringe

[low parrot]

She wanted me to take the piss outta it

[sand cove]

Whats my immortal?

[low parrot]

He voices the yellow m&m?

[sand cove]

Yeah lol

[low parrot]

Damn

[vale cliff]

Also, I’m fairly certain it’s a troll

[low parrot]

Also My Immortal is a self incert love story with Draco

[sand cove]

Ew

What

Ew

[vale cliff]

Which kinda makes it even less funny for me

[low parrot]

Nah she likes me mocking stuff

Known each other for a while

She was probably just looking to do something funny

[vale cliff]

Ig

[sand cove]

Off topic but why is my dog so gay and stupid?

[low parrot]

I don't like dogs

[vale cliff]

He looks like a plushie

[sand cove]

:(

[vale cliff]

Ban

[sand cove]

True…

[low parrot]

I have 2 dogs

I still don't like them

[vale cliff]

you love them

[sand cove]

Look what you’ve done

[vale cliff]

Nooooo

He’s sad

[low parrot]

Lol

I'm just not a pets guy

[sand cove]

I wish he was that would mean he wont lick his balls as often

[sand cove]

Thats fair

[vale cliff]

Mine was hungry and ate our cat’s poo

[sand cove]

I see my dog as a friend, and not as a pet

[sand cove]

Smartest dog:

[low parrot]

I didn't know dogs could eat their own shit till I saw it at dinner one time

I don't have dinner downstairs anymore

[vale cliff]

Anyone can do this, technically

[low parrot]

Dogs do it the most

[sand cove]

No my grandpa does it the most

😔

[low parrot]

Wtf kinda grandad you have?

[cloud light]

I see you haven't met shit eating georg

[sand cove]

Shit eating georg was an outlier and wasn’t counted

So dogs still eat more than humans

[sand cove]

Shit eating georg

[low parrot]

Damn

My grandads either died or got dementia

[sand cove]

Oh :(

[low parrot]

Dementia is the scariest thing you will ever see in your life

[sand cove]

All of my grandparents are alive, but one of them has been in and out of the hospital consistently for a year or so

[sand cove]

Yeah it seems horrifying

I’m so sorry

[low parrot]

I remember going to see him before he got sick for the final time during covid

It was around Christmas of 2021

He didn't know where he was

He couldn't form words rigbt

The scariest thing

The thing that shakes me to my core to this day

Is that he looked at me

And smiled

[sand cove]

Oh

[low parrot]

A few months later in April he got sick

Covid

[sand cove]

Im so sorry

[low parrot]

He was in a hospital bed in the nursing home

Wires everywhere

And he was so low down to the floor

A week later he was dead

I still think my nanny's was worse

She didn't have dementia

But just what went on around her

And her funeral was just horrible

Both were bad but for different reasons

[sand cove]

I’m really bad with this stuff so I don’t really know what to say.

[low parrot]

Nah it's fine

[sand cove]

You sure?

[low parrot]

It's been like

A year since my nanny died

And 3 since my grandad

[vale cliff]

I’m sorry

I’ve only had one relative pass away

[low parrot]

Ye genuinely, in fact I think my nanny's death was better as I got to open up about my school bullying

[vale cliff]

It was my grandfather, way back when I was little

[low parrot]

I've had about 3

[vale cliff]

I remember thinking it was a parade or some kind of celebration and feeling really bored

[low parrot]

Sucks man

Sorry

The worst part is not really getting to know them

[vale cliff]

I don’t actually feel too bad about it tbh

I remember that he was nice, but I think I forgot so much about him I can’t really miss him anymore

Idk if that’s fucked up

[low parrot]

I wouldn't say so

I don't really have a lot of memories of my grandad either

Mainly like 4

Thats because dementia started to hit him

[vale cliff]

I think my grandma’s house still has a shrine you can worship him at, with some photographs of him and other people

[low parrot]

And then he wasn't the same, I separated the memories of him being cared for and going to hospital as like post dementia and him not being him

[vale cliff]

But we mostly stopped going since, like, covid

[low parrot]

Ye covid fucked a lot of people up

I think all of current friends have got some deep emotional scars from covid

[vale cliff]

I’m not sure if it was covid, actually

I’m just using it as some arbitrary marker

[vale cliff]

But true

[low parrot]

Like genuinely if a covid like event happens again

I actually think they might just die

[sand cove]

Covid completely ruined my ability to talk to people irl and I still can’t

[vale cliff]

This but I’m honestly not sure I had it to begin with

[low parrot]

Honestly I kinda can never relate to people on that because me not being able to talk to people was never an issue, more so my school reputation

But talking to people isn't so much about what you say

More putting yourself out there

Stressing about talking to people is more often worse than just talking to people straight up

[sand cove]

I just don’t really know what to say

[low parrot]

The easiest way to communicate with people I find is school

Talking about your school classes and stuff can be very easy

[vale cliff]

I’m definitely talking to people more since I’ve started work

[low parrot]

I mean at work it's a lot about communication depending on the job

[sand cove]

I joined a group hangout recently for LGBTQ+ teens and it was pretty cool but uh idk if i feel comfortable around them anymore which sucks so like more readon for me to feel uncomfortable talking to people

[low parrot]

What changed?

[vale cliff]

LGBTQ community doesn’t mean LGBTQ orientation tho

You’ll find your people

[sand cove]

No they’re all gay and trans and stuff

But there was a conversation that lead to me being the only person saying “not all cis straight men are bad people” and i was being told to stop

I don’t really want to be friends with people like that

[vale cliff]

As in, they’re not 1:1

Culture != orientation

[low parrot]

Ok woah

[sand cove]

Ok i am exaggerating it wasnt like all, but yeah idk

It was weird

[low parrot]

Damn I'm like they're biggest enemy

[vale cliff]

I disagree with a lot of people, including LGBT people, on a lot of things too

And I’m gay, so

[sand cove]

And they were saying like sexism against men is just not possible which is NOT true

[low parrot]

As I am the evil, cis straight white male

[sand cove]

🤮

[vale cliff]

Like, most of the guys I like are straight

Obviously, I think the straights are okay

[low parrot]

I'm the same with gay and bi and stuff

I think most of my friends are lgbt in some way

Like ones aroace

And another is lesbian

[sand cove]

The two coolest type of people on earth

[low parrot]

My aroace friend is kinda reserved

And my lesbian friend is cool but has trouble expressing her opinions

[vale cliff]

I don’t think I know a lot of LGBTQ people irl

[low parrot]

Both have like

Major social anxiety and self esteem stuff

[sand cove]

Omg sameee 🤩

[low parrot]

I'm like the complete opposite which feels weird sometimes

They ask me to talk to people when paying for stuff or ordering

[vale cliff]

It’s like one of those Are You Gay quizes

[royal linden]

me fr fr

[vale cliff]

Should make that one of the questions

[low parrot]

Ye

[vale cliff]

Explains why the ratio is so skewed online

[sand cove]

I love that people draw fanart if the legendary jokers as cute anime girls when in reality they were just a bunch of old white men

[low parrot]

The only spectrum I'm on is the autistic one

[sand cove]

I know trans people (especially trans girls) live on the internet

[sand cove]

*So far

[low parrot]

Ironic since 4/5 were real people

[sand cove]

Yeah, a bunch of old white men

[low parrot]

PvZ autism and Angry Birds autism was like my childhood

[sand cove]

Did you say you were gay like a minute ago

[low parrot]

Same with Skylanders

[sand cove]

I have undertale/deltarune autism

[vale cliff]

Yeah…?

Did I fuck up somehow

[low parrot]

I don't think I'm autistic about anything anymore

Still autistic tho

[sand cove]

Gay spectum

[sand cove]

Thats so sad

I hope you recover

[low parrot]

I never knew that hyperfixations were a thing

Like

[low parrot]

A girl I met had to tell me what they were

[sand cove]

Was it me :3

[severe aurora]

but 'girl' is not exist. it's conspiracy.

[vale cliff]

I have this weird form of hyperfixation where sometimes I’ll obsess over something and talk on and on about it to everyone

[sand cove]

The name Egirl implies physical offline girls

Weird

[low parrot]

No it was a Flipino I met who was into yaoi

[low parrot]

I went out with her and 4 of her friends to see Guardians 3

[vale cliff]

But then I’ll move on to another thing and I’ll vehemently hate whatever it is I liked before

[sand cove]

I’m one of those things

[low parrot]

They were all yaoi fans

[vale cliff]

Not for everything, but it’s a pattern

[sand cove]

Thats so based etf

*wtf

[low parrot]

One of them like specifically Chinese yaoi

[severe aurora]

too much fantasizing.

[low parrot]

I think I more so just phased out about being super annoying with my interests

[vale cliff]

Me too

[low parrot]

It went away around 2023

[vale cliff]

I don’t talk a lot about them anymore

[low parrot]

What in the actual fuck

[vale cliff]

But I also talk less about everything to everyone now

[low parrot]

Is that a loli aswell wtf bro

Get that shit outta here man

[sand cove]

I love seeing women in male dominated fields

[sand cove]

Wait what

Oh

Ew

I was too busy writing my joke to notice

[sand cove]

Quite humorous! I did indeed have quite a chuckle over that!

[severe aurora]

but all the anime girls shooting guns instead of soldiers.

[low parrot]

I have a series of clips of me getting mad at Norma Reedus plugging his show on AMC in Death Stranding

At 2am

[sand cove]

Idk what that means 🤤

[low parrot]

5 times in a row

[sand cove]

Thats the ww3 i want

[severe aurora]

AMC?

that bike tv show?

[low parrot]

Ye it was some show called Ride with Norma Reedus

[tepid cave]

Hello man how are you doing ?

[low parrot]

Heyo

Doing alright

Finished Max Payne 2 last night

It's like a 6/10

Wbu?

[severe aurora]

bike design in DeathStranding is quite good.

some unmanned bike design in DS2 seems much like current modern boring design.

[low parrot]

I hate death stranding so I didn't care for vehicle designs

[severe aurora]

but walking simulator is so fun just like in real life.

[dawn verge]

C++ 2

cppfront

[severe aurora]

use rust kotlin

[dawn verge]

Kotlin is good until you realize it's a Java derivative

[low parrot]

It's awful

There a brief bit of fun when first navigating terrain and building ziplines

But the rest

Jesus

Where do I begin

[severe aurora]

but still easier then become rust developer

[low parrot]

Well I'm not gonna play rust

It ain't on my back log so I don't care

[severe aurora]

Rust Lang.

[dawn verge]

Already am one

besides, i dont want to install an ide just to use it

the standalone compiler is uh

[safe meadow]

One Midas's curse is a Pirate's treasure

[dawn verge]

pub struct ObjectRefMut<'a, O: Object> {
  __inner: StaticRefMutLock<'a>,
  __internal_metadata: PhantomData<&'a mut O> 
}

[tepid cave]

Im doing great today I was in amusement park bought some sweets and also I was on one of the carousels and I felt my guts wasnt there it was so much adrenaline I dont know how many G it could have

[low parrot]

Sounds like a bit of fun

I wouldn't be majorly into amusement parks myself tho

I went to Blackpool for a competition and the day before, the team wanted to go to a amusement park there

Didn't go on much

[woeful yoke]

Why his dad is the german guy

And the mom some sort of

Alien

[tall vector]

what makes this even funnier is i don't even play helldivers

[tepid cave]

Maybe your grandma was a helldiver back in the day

[tepid cave]

Wait a minute

Uhhh how do he hold the "rpg" without hands ?

I mean without holding

[sand cove]

😰

[tall vector]

SHE JUST TOLD ME SHE'S GLAD I DON'T PLAY IT BECAUSE THE GUY WHO KILLED CHARLIE KIRK PLAYED IT

[tepid cave]

I mean thats your choice what you play but how does she know he played it ?

[tall vector]

apparently a message on one of the bullets is from that game or something

[modern heart]

Yeah, one of the bullets had ⬆️ ➡️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️

[oblique cosmos]

i just burped again

[sand cove]

good for you

[cerulean marlin]

[cerulean marlin]

Break it down bignose

[low parrot]

YES BABY LETS GO

[tepid cave]

So what does it mean ?

[low parrot]

Basically the EU can't spy on all your messages you post through end to end encryption

EU mps are exempt from this

So this is a big privacy win

[tacit quail]

if you ain't got ice crystals in your orange water

[gray harness]

yay, snipe(a)r unlocked

[slow yacht]

fire?

[slow yacht]

wawa wa wa waaa waaaaaaa

[tepid cave]

No

[low parrot]

I hate this game💀

[zinc quartz]

chat is this mate stopable?

[zinc quartz]

what

[low parrot]

Bro is trying to take the piss out of a real robot in this scene btw

The robot asks the main character if they are robophobic

I wish I was joking

[zinc quartz]

I mean

I think it would depend on the robot design

if they do or do not have a uhh

[low parrot]

Bro like I wanted to ask that question😭

[zinc quartz]

that's a very interessting question

I'll ask my robot if he does

[low parrot]

BRUH

If I had a robot I wouldn't ask them that

[zinc quartz]

I would

I need to write lore

[low parrot]

Bro what if I told the robot isn't the worst of it so far

[zinc quartz]

w h a t

[low parrot]

There's an inventor

And she is like

[zinc quartz]

oh no it's a she

I see where this is going

[low parrot]

omfg

I knew this before going into the game

She's into the robot

[zinc quartz]

oh damn

[low parrot]

She also like

Is really fowl mouthed

[zinc quartz]

what is that

my lack of english knowlodge speaks louder

[low parrot]

And constantly goes on about inventions or sex related things

[low parrot]

Like vulgar language

Like fuck or shit

[zinc quartz]

vivziepop character bel ike

[low parrot]

I KNOW BRO

[zinc quartz]

xd

[low parrot]

I just hope she like

Mellos out or some

[zinc quartz]

tell me if she dies or something

[low parrot]

I will ping you

[zinc quartz]

danke

[eternal nebula]

she dies

[zinc quartz]

hell yeah

[eternal nebula]

I don't even know i didn't even watch it or whatever 😭

I lowk just guessed

😭 😭

[zinc quartz]

cool

[eternal nebula]

who were you even talking about

[zinc quartz]

idk

[eternal nebula]

I wanna know so I can see if she dies

lol

[low parrot]

Hope she dies chapter 1

[eternal nebula]

who is it

[low parrot]

Can't stand her

Miu

Took these to send to a friend

[eternal nebula]

is it danganronpa?

[low parrot]

Yes

[eternal nebula]

SHE DIES THEN WHOOHOO

[low parrot]

Ok well

At least like

5 people survive every game

So idk

[low parrot]

She could live she could not

[eternal nebula]

WHOOHOOO

[low parrot]

Mf

[eternal nebula]

[low parrot]

I'M ON THE PROLOGUE YOU FUCK

[eternal nebula]

does tenna die in deltarune i wanna knw

[sharp bay]

Peter Griffin

[low parrot]

Fucking hate deltarune fans bro

[eternal nebula]

NOOOOOOO

[sharp bay]

Calm down vro

[eternal nebula]

fuck Peter Griffin

[sharp bay]

Same

[eternal nebula]

my fault I thought you were on chapter 3 ngl

[low parrot]

Mf I just started

[eternal nebula]

I'M SORRY

[low parrot]

Actually ruined my night bro

[low parrot]

NO FUCK YOU

[eternal nebula]

uh try to forget it

ig?

idk

[sharp bay]

Bro ruined his night until he bro'ed

[zinc quartz]

he lowky like that

[zinc quartz]

it depends

[eternal nebula]

my bad

[low parrot]

Bro I hope Toby fox just cancels chapter 5 bro cause holy shit you lot are so annoying

[sharp bay]

Bro apologised

[eternal nebula]

bye guys I hope you have a blessed night and a beautiful day tomorrow

[sharp bay]

Kinda based

[eternal nebula]

aw shucks

[zinc quartz]

cool

[sharp bay]

Beautiful pilled lovemaxxing

[sharp bay]

Bro is losing his shi

[zinc quartz]

no wonder why he is rouxls kaard

[eternal nebula]

I'M LOWK STEALING THAT IMAGE

[sharp bay]

Bach is goated

[zinc quartz]

steal this one instead

[sharp bay]

The bird flu? No shit

[low parrot]

Bro I'm not even to chapter 1 and this man comes in and just spoils a victim and killer for a chapter

[zinc quartz]

yea, they tend to do that

[sharp bay]

Bro got spoiledmaxxing

[eternal nebula]

erm actually i am a plastic bag

[low parrot]

Actually fucking did bro

[sharp bay]

Is bro sure about it.

[low parrot]

Blocked him I was that pissed💀

[eternal nebula]

LOL

[sharp bay]

piss pilled peemaxxing

[eternal nebula]

I EVEN APOLOGIZED

[zinc quartz]

maybe not all apologies are enough

I learn that both ways

[eternal nebula]

same

[sharp bay]

Bro come in both ways

[low parrot]

Damn it's so quiet without these deltarune fans bro, it's like I can hear the wind around me

[eternal nebula]

they blocked me right

[zinc quartz]

what

[eternal nebula]

so I can say whatever

right?

[zinc quartz]

I mean

go easy ins that "I can say whatever"

[eternal nebula]

NOT LIKE THAT 😭

[sharp bay]

Bro can hear the winds, bro might be crazy and shi

[eternal nebula]

bro can see colors

and taste sound

[low parrot]

Nah I'm just at peace

[eternal nebula]

wind sounds

heavy rain

lightning

[sharp bay]

Peacemaxxing

[eternal nebula]

tornado sirens HOLY SHIT IT'S A FUCKING LEVEL 5

[low parrot]

I used to think deltarune fans were like kinda annoying but I never had anything happen with me and them so I didn't care

[zinc quartz]

accept faith and go outside

[low parrot]

No I just

[sharp bay]

Bro yapped and said he don't care

[low parrot]

God ye I can see why people don't like them

[eternal nebula]

I gotchu bro

[low parrot]

Hypocrite award💀

[zinc quartz]

most of good games have bad community

except balatro

balatro is not a game

[sharp bay]

Yay

[zinc quartz]

it's a life style

[low parrot]

I think if balatro is your life thays a you problem

No media should be a lifestyle

[eternal nebula]

hi

[zinc quartz]

balatro atheist

chat, kill this individual

[eternal nebula]

can they see my messages?

[low parrot]

The struggles of an overwatch player, 2nd only to showering

[zinc quartz]

you're blocked

[eternal nebula]

amazing

[sharp bay]

Bro is blocked

[low parrot]

r/balatro atheist

[eternal nebula]

no way I pissed someone off so bad that they blocked me 😭

[sharp bay]

Bro uses reddit

[low parrot]

Nah fr tho I hate reddit💀

[sharp bay]

Bro hates reddit

[zinc quartz]

I never used reddit fr fr

[low parrot]

Mad weirdo site half the time

Tho tumblr is worse

[sharp bay]

Madpilled Weirdmaxxing

[low parrot]

Why do you love your maxxings💀

[zinc quartz]

ima go take a shit

[sharp bay]

Shitmaxxing

[zinc quartz]

🫡

[low parrot]

Are shitmaxxers also pissmaxxers?

[sharp bay]

Good game

[low parrot]

Funny I just beat Max Payne 2

[eternal nebula]

jorkmaxxing on the jerkbaitmaxxing server

[sharp bay]

Bro beated his Payne until he maxed

[low parrot]

Sure I guess💀

[sharp bay]

Doubt pilled

[low parrot]

Is he still going on about me

Cause I can see the blocked messages

[eternal nebula]

lowk need some kind of transmission source to talk again

[sharp bay]

Bro is seeing things

[eternal nebula]

lowk shitmaxxing

[low parrot]

Well I ain't clicking them so fuck you I guess

[eternal nebula]

ok

[sharp bay]

Anger pilled ragemaxxing

[eternal nebula]

hope you have a blessed day

[low parrot]

I just think it's funny to imagine him saying the most vial shit rn

And like

I can't see it

[eternal nebula]

Tell them I said that they should have a blessed day

[sharp bay]

Projection pilled

[eternal nebula]

hope all yall have a blessed day tmmrw

[low parrot]

Well on the bright side I'm getting a laptop

[eternal nebula]

good for you

what model?

[low parrot]

Didn't feel too good about buying it

[eternal nebula]

hope you feel better

[low parrot]

Burnt a whole in my pocket ngl

[sharp bay]

Regret pilled wastemaxxing

[eternal nebula]

im lowk talking to a brick wall rn

[low parrot]

Can't regret it now, it's ordered and will be here in like 3 to 5 business days

[sharp bay]

Acceptance pilled, Waitmaxxing

[zinc quartz]

I took 2 shits

[low parrot]

I've been talking to a troll this whole time haven't I

[eternal nebula]

what's your score?

[zinc quartz]

almost exploded the toilet

[low parrot]

The fuck

[sharp bay]

Bro talks to trolls

[eternal nebula]

lowk shitmaxxing rn and can't pop one

[zinc quartz]

at least 65 meters lenght shit size

I'm the shitmaster broda

[low parrot]

I'll take that as yes

[sharp bay]

👍

Jokemaxxing

[eternal nebula]

"ei oh ei ei uh" ahh emoji

"Guess I was the Joker here!" emoji 😭

gonna hit the slots and

[zinc quartz]

i'm doing some animation in maya right now and it's looking good holy shit

[eternal nebula]

can I take a peek?

[zinc quartz]

sure

[eternal nebula]

hooray

[zinc quartz]

let me just record it

(I don't know how to properly render things yet

it's still starting to take form

but I can see potential

I forgot the sound

ggrrrr

[fast chasm]

The day I get real broken up im gonna go find twelve men and a prostitute to hang out with, travel, talk about acceptance, and beat the shit out of tax collectors with whips or whatever the Bible said

[eternal nebula]

that's awesome bro

[zinc quartz]

thanks

I need to focus in more acting

I'll go watch breaking bad rn

bye

[eternal nebula]

hope Jesse fucking dies

[deep crown]

Dear god

[split fable]

guys im stuck

help

[dense salmon]

Hi guys, how do I download Balatro? It doesn't show up when I search it in the Play store

[split fable]

nevermind

[split fable]

maybe your phone isnt compatible or something

[dense salmon]

Why wouldn't it be compatible

it's a samsung a55, it's a decent phone

[split fable]

well

idk

[dense salmon]

pls help

[split fable]

ask in #🕹・game-discussion or something

[dense salmon]

I'm spanish

I've read it's available in spain

[zinc quartz]

I knew thou would do it

[hollow eagle]

you could use a vpn

id do proton vpn

its free

[eternal nebula]

I loveth thou

[pearl flume]

Please choose a fantasy race or creature before clicking the black bar.

||Humans are slowly evolving into this race, what benefits are there and what would we lose ?||

[sand cove]

||elves. We’re gonna get sexier i guess||

[severe aurora]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KuWjZD6PBA

[misty jolt]

die at the final attack of the knight , im so close!

[misty jolt]

prolly bc i dont have space for other healing items

[dense salmon]

no 😭

[sand cove]

tf you mean no

[severe aurora]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1376679056489316422
https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1410733262849966132
seems cause of extreme laggy bug with OneUI(i bet it's game optimizer or display optimize side issue)
certain samsung phone models like you used might be temporaily downed from playstore cause of those compatibility issue flags.

[wheat coral]

https://youtu.be/ZRMoEtxXY_c

[rose charm]

We got any boxing fans here

What a night of good close fights just to watch Crawford piece up Canelo in the main event😭

[misty jolt]

...... yeah i dont think the qu is good

at least not any of all tomorows species is fine

and the bad side is...... i guess none

[dense salmon]

thank you

[serene slate]

You got any more pixels?

[tough sun]

ok when you're sending a video through discord that is 144 minutes long you need to compress it a bit

[sand cove]

Is that two hours

[simple plover]

i found blueprint

[misty jolt]

wish me luck this time

[sour kindle]

guys

is somebody here a doctor

[tepid cave]

What is happening? Is it something very serious ?

[low parrot]

I know lupus

And maybe heart stuff but thats it

[misty jolt]

FINNALLY ONLY 2 WEEKS OF RETRY OVER AND OVER AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

LETS FUCKING GO

OH SHIT

[sand cove]

I wanna get into cyberpunk, should I watch edgerunners first, or play the game first? I read that edgerunners is set first, but idk, 2077 did come out first

I know pretty much nothing abt it other than a single major spoiler

[neat sundial]

I don't think it matters

[low parrot]

I mean it came after cyberpunk

So it shouldn't matter

[vale cliff]

They barely share any major characters

[modern heart]

While it was created later, Edgerunners does take place before 2077

[sand cove]

Also 2077 is ages 18+ and I am not 18 and my parents will kill me if they found out I got it, but I’d be allowed to watch edgerunners

[sand cove]

Yeah but like is it like star wars where you should experience in release order? Or like marvel movies where you should experience in chronological order

Or does it not matter

[neat sundial]

In that case, why bother?

[neat sundial]

It doesn't seem to matter.

[modern heart]

It doesn't matter, but I enjoyed finding the references in the show in game

[sand cove]

I heard the show is really good and I think they're making another season or something

[neat sundial]

It's fine.

Not really my cup of tea, but I think the younger you are when you watch it, the better it'll hit. Cos the idea of throwing my life away for some mid con artist gets stupider by the day.

But that still sounds romantic when you haven't experienced much of the adult world.

It's got some really neat action scenes that I enjoyed, but I very much didn't bother watching the whole thing. Cyberpunk in general has never been my thing and weirdly I think Cyberpunk 2077 is one of the worst of the genre.

We also basically already live in a cyberpunk dystopia and so it's very easy to compare the game's fantasy versus the practical reality and go "Nah."

[sand cove]

ok?

[neat sundial]

Like the "punks" of Cyberpunk are basically the top 10% of the system rebelling against the top 1%.

[sand cove]

Bro honestly I don't really care about any of that

[neat sundial]

Then why do you want to watch it?

[sand cove]

I know this is probably just the basic premise but I did say I don't know anything about the plot so I can you not

[sand cove]

I don't care about weather you specifically like it or not and why or why not

[neat sundial]

I'm not spoiling anything.

[neat sundial]

Then why did you ask for opinions?

[sand cove]

right but talking about the plot after I mention not knowing anything about the plot is weird

[sand cove]

I didn't, I asked about which one I should watch first, not if it's good

[neat sundial]

The one you can afford and legally access, then.

Pirate the anime

[sand cove]

I don't have to it's on netflix

[neat sundial]

Lol

There you go then.

[sand cove]

it's only rated 15+ where I live so I'd be allowed to

but like I have money I could just get myself a few steam gift cards and buy the game

[neat sundial]

You could.

But I'd be irresponsible to recommend that to you when you've said your parents wouldn't approve, so.

Also tbqh

The rating is deserved from what I understand.

There's a fair amount of sex stuff in the game that afaik isn't in the show. So just wait it out and buy it when you're of age.

[sand cove]

these are the same people who thought Fortnite and FNaF were too inappropriate until I was 13 btw

[neat sundial]

Okay, so watch the show and if you like it, play the game when you're 17/18. Tbh, even if you don't like the show the game might be worth trying.

[sand cove]

I mean my dad is kinda lenient sometimes so I'll ask him it can't hurt 🤷

[neat sundial]

You know your dad better than I do. :shrug:

If you're gonna experience both, then the order doesn't matter. If you can only experience one, then ig go for the anime. It's shorter anyway. Cyberpunk 2077 is a really big game that you could play for hundreds of hours.

That matters a lot as I'm approaching 30. Something needs to be really good to bother with that many hours.

Enjoy being a "kid" as long as you can.

[sand cove]

Ok?

[neat sundial]

Lol.

You've got the most valuable things in the world: health and time, so you might as well enjoy it. I might not live to 50 and even if I do, that might be the worse outcome. I wish I had a whole week to play Minecraft again, man. Things are probably never going to be as enjoyable as they are now in the whole rest of your life. That's all.

For example, I make less than $15k/year and I barely enjoy anything. I wish I could even say I was working myself to death, but I can't seem to get enough hours to do that. I work selling alcohol and cigars to people who usually have it even worse than I do. But even though I only work part-time, I don't really have free time, just time that goes to waste.

[sand cove]

sir this is a balatro server and I'm a kid I genuinely don't care

[severe aurora]

edgerunner is much higher rating level then game itself in my opinion.
just get permission from parents before playing game as usual procedure.

[sand cove]

I mean my dads let me watch live action movies with sex scenes so that should be fine

[neat sundial]

... whar

At that point it literally doesn't matter anymore, I reckon.

Anyway

[severe aurora]

CP itself is just shitty game about 'asking about humanity in techno distopia'

[sand cove]

please do not call cyberpunk CP 😭

[severe aurora]

🐔 👊

[neat sundial]

Nah, that's apt.

[severe aurora]

they should we call it CommandPost? 😏 🪖

[neat sundial]

I don't know what humanity there even is to ask about. :shrug:

[neat sundial]

+4 mult to your attacks is pretty strong.

[eternal nebula]

+50 chips to the rude buster is good too.

[severe aurora]

as always neuromancer stories.
memory and souls and ETC blabla same as others.

[vale cliff]

Dude, I’m so sorry

[severe aurora]

Ghost In the Shell TV Series is good example.

[neat sundial]

Okay, but the people in settings like that gave up their humanity long before they became machines

Just because you haven't died yet, doesn't mean you're alive.

[vale cliff]

Kind of a random vent, but I’m 20 and pretty scared of more major changes in my life atp

[neat sundial]

You're not scared enough, tbh

[vale cliff]

Oh, I loved neuromancer!

I only recently got into reading older books

[severe aurora]

right before beat up ultra psych0path cyb0rg with di1d0.

before those moment, all the players are sane.

but once they knew the how to beat the boss with sir stiffphalus weapon, everythings become changes.. 🤡

almost simmilar feeling with playing saintsrow3.

[neat sundial]

Nah, like... if you grow up in a city and have never left it, your soul and even your brain are stunted. And if you live your life without hope, you're not alive.

[severe aurora]

https://fixvx.com/Millet_Pepper/status/1915343802438762797/video/1

ミリペパー (@Millet_Pepper)

https://t.co/C0zeyUF8B6

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 24, 2025, 9:55 AM

[neat sundial]

Lol. I like this

I think the worst thing cities do is that people in them so seldom experience quiet, basically never experience privacy, and can't even see the sky.

[severe aurora]

Sky? or Angel?

[neat sundial]

But also, if you're in the US, they're very hard to enter or leave on foot. It's like a giant prison of commerce, a concrete plantation. And the Lords of the Cities don't view you even as workers a lot of times. They view you as rats.

Cyberpunk is a naive romanticization of the true experience.

[severe aurora]

even in current situation is chaotic theft baron ages, still much better situation then china. 🤔

[neat sundial]

Even seeing the stars is something, you gotta start somewhere.

[neat sundial]

Maybe, maybe that's just cope. Tbh, I think that's just cope. But I risk talking about politics specifically rather than just the human condition. I'll just be vague and say you're being watched.

[severe aurora]

yeah, i know those are too brighter then peoples expect from cyberpunk but those are giving much feels natural to players.
just like world we are living. but many things visually european style

[vale cliff]

I didn’t know the world was so cruel

[severe aurora]

if uncle sam peeping me now, then i'll go to the shower.

[vale cliff]

Sorry for being one of those naive idiots saying that

[neat sundial]

... yeah

[vale cliff]

You can dm me if you ever need to vent

[neat sundial]

Like One Piece is a more accurate portrayal of reality than Cyberpunk 2077 in particular, lol.

[neat sundial]

Noted.

[vale cliff]

What are those reactions?

Literally just curious

[neat sundial]

lol

[vale cliff]

Idek what I’m supposed to infer

[neat sundial]

Prob accusing you of being a fed bc you offered to DM

[severe aurora]

R U ICE AGENT?

it's just joking. right?

[vale cliff]

Yeah, lol

I was just being slow

[severe aurora]

maybe not

[neat sundial]

tbh, considering it, it pays better. Where I live we got prisons, hospitals, nursing homes, and liquor stores. Also Walmart, a few tree skinning operations, and a door factory.

I live in a lake of trees surrounded by highways.

And across the river, it's like stepping 60 years into the past from where I am.

[somber steeple]

7

[neat sundial]

But fortunately, everything is corrupt here, so even if I were an ICE agent, you'd really need to be awful for me to get off my ass.

Nobody does anything they don't gotta.

[somber steeple]

Tell me your name and badge number

[neat sundial]

Nah. Gotta remember that I also said I work at the liquor store. I'd lose too much business if I got fired and replaced by someone who deports the migrants. 🤣

But nah, I don't work for ICE yet.

[somber steeple]

So its 4621

[wheat coral]

yall fw dean norris

[neat sundial]

Lol

[severe aurora]

either workers deported or not, real issue is giant corp tax avoids.
quite funny that youtube cut off the customers who use region tricks.

[neat sundial]

I agree.

[severe aurora]

look on those trade deals, world become slowly turn back to imperialism era that countries follow the who's line.
and there's no place for normal peoples like us. 🤷

[neat sundial]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[somber steeple]

My nodoleles

[severe aurora]

and police will keep eating doughnut as always

[neat sundial]

Most police I sell to are basically on the Marine grunt diet of 3 sugar free energy drinks/day.

[severe aurora]

yuor brain, not noodle

[somber steeple]

no brain my nodoleles

Sorry for evil england

[lone meteor]

my cool chess board

[hollow eagle]

knight i9

[smoky cloud]

what

[kind rover]

CHEESE

[safe meadow]

Frying up some Omelettes

[tepid cave]

Noodles :)

[sand cove]

Yumny

[somber steeple]

I just made the worst fucking piece of toast ive ever tasted

Anybody want the recipe?

[cerulean marlin]

sure

[dawn verge]

https://fxtwitter.com/Varhan_Zuhair/status/1967100159885799906

Varhan | Commission Open (0/2)🎨 (@Varhan_Zuhair)

ArkStranding.
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FxTwitter · Sep 14, 2025, 5:36 AM

[orchid elbow]

can someone send me discord videos

discord shitpost videos

I NEED them

[rigid flax]

yo guys I'm bored add some artist to a wheel that will decide what i will be listening to today

[glossy fulcrum]

Heaven Pierce Her

[orchid elbow]

The Aviators

[rigid flax]

thanks

[karmic slate]

Death grips you already know

[modern heart]

I Met a Yeti

[woeful tide]

INDIE WAR🔥

[rigid flax]

there is a band called "I met a yeti"?

[modern heart]

idk its an artist

[rigid flax]

my dumbass wrote "banned call" instead of band called

i'm sorry bruh

what genre is that

[modern heart]

oh no worries lol

post-hardcore/swancore

if you have heard dance gavin dance before

[rigid flax]

is swancore just something that sounds like swnas

[modern heart]

nah, idk exactly why its called that lol

[rigid flax]

i haven't

[modern heart]

well you cant use it as a frame of reference but its similar

both are rock

[safe meadow]

Oh my god I actually managed to reach a billion with 2 capsule machines, capsule machine essence and telescope essence

[tepid cave]

I like the showel knight

[safe meadow]

These are the most amount of essences and items I have held onto during any endless run

[coarse gulch]

Im very glad im in hardcore mode while playing the realistic weather mod in minecraft 😄

[cerulean marlin]

it's time!!

[karmic slate]

Just saw somebody say that didn’t know what a vine was

Am I old

[dawn verge]

https://www.reddit.com/r/neovim/s/jjDalgI04x

GUYS LUA NOW HAVE IT'S NPM

A new era of balatro modding is upon us

[simple plover]

wow, this name aged like milk

[glossy fulcrum]

need a guy who’ll say this to me

[cerulean marlin]

Don't be sad, twink

(please note i'm not a guy)

[sturdy ferry]

got platinum on the launchers and ARs in mw19

i am proud of myself

[glossy fulcrum]

thanks :]

[signal kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/645803556716281867/1416325039380500500/ssstik.io_monstervoreanal_1757645074009.mov?ex=68c8693b&is=68c717bb&hm=c449d0a006ca0a83e40d73e0a365d97d9d9fc785e640550ac8351d8a416bf4d7&

[balmy compass]

i missed the "select something before read the below"??
where is it today?

[stark epoch]

The most French man to ever Frenched

[wintry blaze]

Original art that I finished in like 2 hours

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

what is the best thing you made out of spite and hatred?

[zinc quartz]

What

[dusty lynx]

you heard me

[vale cliff]

Sadly, the majority of my creative projects

[zinc quartz]

No lile

[zinc quartz]

I have a lack of english

[zinc quartz]

What does it mean

:(

[gray harness]

This on response to someone doing spam

[vale cliff]

What language do you speak?

[zinc quartz]

Português

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

You are in charge of a humongous, No children allowed festival...'s snack bar.

Your job is to make sure the food is good and we don't run out of punch, that's it, do nothing more.

...but also you spot a shifty character, they appeared to be very tall, wearing an oversized trench coat and a large hat with very big bumps on their body.

They also have 6 arms that are hastily grabbing as much food as they can and stuffing it into their pockets while giggling.

Should you do something about this ?

[gray harness]

cherry bomb.

[zinc quartz]

Ah I mean

Female or male?

Oh no wait

[glossy fulcrum]

thats clearly 3 kids in a trench coat

[zinc quartz]

It's the kids costime

Holy shit I'm sorry

I did not get it

[glossy fulcrum]

sick man

[zinc quartz]

Damn

[vale cliff]

Insane

[zinc quartz]

I mean, I think I would just check

[gray harness]

what was that now deleted message about?

[zinc quartz]

I'M SO SORRY GUYS PLEASE DON'T PUBLICLY EXECUTE ME

[glossy fulcrum]

it just said smash

anyway

[vale cliff]

Bro thought it was slenderman

[gray harness]

Oh, I thought it was another one, I didn't notice that it was gone lol

[glossy fulcrum]

what i’d do is hide the punch because thats all i need to make sure doesnt run out

[zinc quartz]

I thought it was muffet

[glossy fulcrum]

and maybe ask them how the snacks are

cuz my other job is to make sure the food’s good

[gray harness]

regardless of that, cherry bomb the suspect

[vale cliff]

Doom-Shroom

[zinc quartz]

Evo mega knight

[gray harness]

nah, that kills the entire bar

[vale cliff]

The cucumber nuke from PvZC

[gray harness]

Now that kills the entire carnival

[glossy fulcrum]

how about the cuke from pvzh

that’ll onlu kill people in ground lanes

[zinc quartz]

Be as cold as a cucumber 🥒

[gray harness]

but what if the bar is on the 2nd floor of a building

[tepid island]

#GuessTheGame #1219
🎮 🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/1219

[split fable]

hi

[topaz sedge]

It is now officially my birthday!

[sand cove]

Yay

[glossy fulcrum]

yay

[vale cliff]

yaY

[karmic slate]

https://youtu.be/XixJais2wZw?si=e4_FIIbtBmLtYKNy lmao

[karmic slate]

Also happy birthday dawg

[topaz sedge]

Thanks. I believe I am what this generation calls an "unc", aged 31 now.

[sand cove]

you're 31 and talking about your birthday in a balatro server?

ok

[glossy fulcrum]

nothing wrong with that 👍

[sand cove]

true...

i just think it's kinda funny

[sand cove]

is this a reference to something?

[stark epoch]

Beautiful

[cerulean marlin]

i AM sorry for taggin u like 6 hours later but

it was vital

[glossy fulcrum]

yes, an anime

well

a manga

[vale cliff]

I think it’s JJK

[glossy fulcrum]

yes

[warm panther]

I haven't seen triboulet, the only joker I've been missing from my collection, all year. I spent the first six months playing nothing but white stake anaglyph deck btw. So i made these

[sand cove]

I dont think i’ve ever gotten chicot

[warm panther]

I was haunted by yoric for my first like 12 pulls or so, with a few chicots to shake it up. i felt like i was going insane.

oh, if only I knew...

[small burrow]

try "hello how are you" next time

[hollow eagle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1087528957718569071/1416859864126328842/togif.gif?ex=68c909d3&is=68c7b853&hm=941d4a03069ea3e715fdfe5b07716243867a70f41700d6e11b0b19354bacb84d&

but can we not send this stuff

[gilded furnace]

yo does anyone play dead cells

[torpid hound]

Happy 10 anniversary undertale

[dark plinth]

Yeah

[delicate tartan]

undertale 10th anniversary!!!

[modern heart]

❤️

[severe aurora]

why not celebrate get body aged?

[pearl flume]

I just carried a 50 kilo bag of rice up 2 flights of stairs.

My arms will never forgive me for this transgression.

[short vale]

was bored in school and drew jimbo on my phone case

[safe meadow]

Only got 3 floors left

[narrow briar]

What game is this?

[modern heart]

Luck be a Landlord

Fun game

[safe meadow]

I've been playing it daily and will not stop until I have beaten all of the floors

[stark epoch]

Risk of BOOM

[unborn swift]

OHH SHIT LUCK BE A LANDLORD

I beat floor 20 with a gem build ages ago but I’m probably shit at the game

I don’t know the meta
but what I do know is that geologist is cracked

gets rid of trash

[tacit lava]

This balatro knockoff is so stupid

[safe meadow]

Eaters can be really good

And cat synergies are broken af

[simple sigil]

They don't even bother to hide it

[tacit lava]

I KNOW RIGHT??

[simple sigil]

Wonder how would legendary Joker looks like

[tacit lava]

Im gonna try to discover all the jokers

Monsters

Whatever

[sand cove]

What game is this?

And whats your pfp it’s awesome

[tacit lava]

Joker Card

[sand cove]

Peak

[tacit lava]

i can send it on dms if you want.,, i just decided to match with a friend

[sand cove]

No it’s fine lol i just think it’s very epic

[tacit lava]

Thanks!!

[sturdy ferry]

wha

bible thump in fortnite?

[sand cove]

This will be fortnite in 2017

[modern heart]

I'll be honest with how much variance there is it's hard to find a meta lol

Also most builds do function (as long as you find the stuff you need)

Which is probably just gonna be "whatever good rare you find first is probably what you are gonna build for"

[tacit lava]

😭

[full roost]

Dang. That Ian guy sure is a mathematic.

[crude plinth]

They aren't even trying to hide it lmao...

[tacit lava]

Ikr??

OH AND ALSO

THEY USE BALATRO SOUNDS

SO THE MULT XMULT AND CHIP SOUNDS😭 …

[full roost]

hell nah...

😔

[tacit lava]

Oh and the booster packs too

[full roost]

balala 2

the sequel no one wanted

and no one needed

[tacit lava]

CANT BE DEADASS BRO

[crude plinth]

This game…
Is so ass…

😭

[tardy isle]

dude SHUT UP😭

i just checked Reddit to see if a Youtube downloading program was safe dawg

[vagrant forge]

peak fyp pull

[graceful edge]

Wtf is this game

[tacit lava]

Im crying

Oh and this exists

[somber steeple]

FUCK

LAST ACT AND I GOT HIT NOOOO

FUCKING HITLESS SKONG

RAHHH

[graceful edge]

Balala 😭

I wonder what localthunk thinks abt it

Bcz like yk you made it when theres fakes of you

But they're also earning off ur work

[tacit lava]

Yuh

[cloud light]

Thunk and the mods say to "contact playstack support and stop giving these copies more visibility"

[rigid flax]

idk if you're gonna see this but what album of theirs should i listen to

[glossy fulcrum]

please stop playing balatro ripoffs, just report them

[tacit lava]

I already reported it

[glossy fulcrum]

sick

[tacit lava]

I was just curious

oh and i basically bought balatro 3 times already 😭

[glossy fulcrum]

thats fair but also you’re giving them unwanted attention so dont play too much

:p

[tacit lava]

Alright

[elder siren]

does anyone here want to be friends with me

@glossy fulcrum can we be friends

[glossy fulcrum]

idk

[elder siren]

well make up your mind it's a simple yes or no

[glossy fulcrum]

nah

idrk who you are

[elder siren]

well thats the idea of making a friend!

[orchid elbow]

cinematic future

[signal kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k975CbbOv7I imagine if the red seal plays one of this sound clips every time it triggers

or i can just make another seal where the only effect is it does that

[leaden quartz]

https://youtu.be/R2mTDqaWWRY balatrapple

[gray harness]

Bad Seed i guess

[modern heart]

<@&1133519078540185692>

gotta ban and delete all messages, there is still a scam ad in #🎙・server-chat :P

[vapid kelp]

has anyone played ULTRAKILL?

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah

[vapid kelp]

im cooked?

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe…

i havent unlocked p-2 yet

[vapid kelp]

good luck in that skinky, i almost went crazy but i did it 😭

[glossy fulcrum]

thanks

i’ll try when i get back into ultrakill

[wintry vector]

activate windows uncle

[glossy fulcrum]

good luck with p-2 its a rough level

[vapid kelp]

Beating ULTRAKILL before activating windows ahhh youtube series

[vapid kelp]

thanks buddy

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[vapid kelp]

I´ll try

[glossy fulcrum]

the music’s fire tho

[modern heart]

P2 is really fun

best song in the game as well

[glossy fulcrum]

i bet it is

[glossy fulcrum]

i like some other songs more but its up there

[modern heart]

Tenebre Rosso Sangue is my single favorite in the game

A Part Falling is close tho

[glossy fulcrum]

i really love the world looks red

[modern heart]

World Looks White/Red are awesome

[glossy fulcrum]

mhmm

[modern heart]

honestly the later songs are peak

Deep blue is nice too

[glossy fulcrum]

true

and death odyssey

[vapid kelp]

absolutely

[modern heart]

thats a fun song

[glossy fulcrum]

mhm

at first i just thought it was good but it grew on me

[modern heart]

All of 7-X is pretty good tbh

[glossy fulcrum]

mhm

violence my beloved

[modern heart]

i love the intro to P2

[glossy fulcrum]

is that a song or do you mean the level design