🃏・off-topic

[modern heart]

yeah, after the other hidden boss ||rat|| you can get a reward that buffs up the dragun i think

[tepid cave]

Yep if you will beat the rat in chamber 3 he will give you Keys and there is snake? Or egg and if you go in chamber 5 with the egg or snake he will be buffed

[modern heart]

yeah

[low parrot]

Ik about the rat and other hidden bosses, fought the 1st and 2nd secret ones but never him

[modern heart]

rat is a tough one since he has some gimmicks to unlock

at least you get a fun Punch Out minigame at the end

[tepid cave]

I have beaten rat once and barely

[tepid cave]

Never got a critical on it XD

[low parrot]

I tried doing gun game and remembered I died to the jammed reaper on the dragun

[low parrot]

I was so fucking confused when I saw him

[tepid cave]

Jamned repear hmmm You did eat the thing spice?

[modern heart]

once i unlocked Rainbow + Fast mode I kept playing that lol

[tepid cave]

I beat the game only on fast and rainbow I think

[low parrot]

If you play gun game and get an item with a curse, the curse remains even after the item goes I think

[modern heart]

CASEY BAT WOOOOO

[low parrot]

Cause I even found a fountain to remove curses in chamber 4

And somehow had managed to get 10 curses from then to the dragun

[low parrot]

I love the bat, I used to think it was ass and then I used it more I really like it

[modern heart]

its a fun weapon

[tepid cave]

Oh yeah I forgot about that but there is also thing called "spice" if you took it, it will give you health but if you took it once it will spawn more and after like 4 or 5 you will have the jamned reaper chasing you

[low parrot]

It's like how square joker was for me, at first thought it was ass and then started using it more and liking it more

[tepid cave]

Yeah if you use the tip of the weapon the damage is amazing

[low parrot]

Ye it's actually so satisfying

[tepid cave]

But what is your favourite character to use ?

@modern heart same question for you

[low parrot]

Shit thats hard

[modern heart]

i need to go look through them all again

Bullet was a lot of fun though

cause the sword is like the best starting weapon lol

[low parrot]

Lower case R is funny but lemme check them aswell

[tepid cave]

But you get hit and the fun ends

[modern heart]

just dont get hit ez

[tepid cave]

GRENADES

[modern heart]

I really like Pilot if I am playing Sonic mode but not Rainbow, lockpick is awesome

[tepid cave]

or what it was there is situations where I get surrounded without blanks

[modern heart]

but Marine was probably my favorite overall

Since Military Training is a great item to just have

[tepid cave]

Im so tired that I dont know what Im typing xd I just wanted to type "get" and typed gey and also found out after I readed my own message there was get already

[low parrot]

Trick gun
Dark Matter
H4mmer
Vorpal Gun
Machine Fist
Wood Beam
Heck Blaster

Too many ngl

But if I had to pick 1

[tepid cave]

I like hunter and robot

[low parrot]

Maybe like

[tepid cave]

Robot was sometimes pain when I dodged to another room and forgot I have TV in slot

[low parrot]

Machine Fist

[low parrot]

I never found the tv

[tepid cave]

In chamber 2 if you go down to the elevator you will find a blue guy but he needs resources

[low parrot]

Oh ye him

I got the 2nd floor elevator and I think the 3rd

But not the 4th and 5th

[tepid cave]

After that when you give him every recource he will leave you a TV which you had to carry to end game

[tepid cave]

It wasnt that bad I mean to give him all that

[low parrot]

It's really just a matter of not spending money or using blanks or whatever else he needs

[tepid cave]

But I never use short cut I always play from start because the master rounds and other chests are important

[low parrot]

I spend in the shops a lot so idk

[tepid cave]

Then steal if you have the chance

[low parrot]

I'm the same, I always felt underprepared going from one floor to the next

[low parrot]

Then no shops spawn

Or well

No open ones anyway

[tepid cave]

After 2 steals

He will not notice it 2 times but after 3rd he will close

[low parrot]

I didn't know you could steal anything besides the drill

Seemed impossible unless you agro him

[tepid cave]

Uhhh the heist bag or how is it called its really good you will see the item for 9999 but agro him and it will be there only left

But next time you can buy it normally a

[low parrot]

I never saw how the heist bag was good

[tepid cave]

As classic item

[low parrot]

I only thought it was good as like

A way to get another payday guy with the clown mask

[tepid cave]

Yep

[low parrot]

I remember having like 4 of them and just tearing the dragun to shit

[tepid cave]

And how to steal things I know some: the dummy or fake target, some wood camo, rope? And I dont what else dont really remember

[low parrot]

He gets distracted by dummies?

Holy

[tepid cave]

I think I did the 5 master rounds in row by having a one shot gun with combo of steel bullets

It was some explosive cannon with only one round in whole gun

[low parrot]

And it was a Shotgun?

Or just like

An rpg or some

[tepid cave]

Cannon

[low parrot]

Like the cannon gun?

I think I might have gotten it once but didn't get far with it I imagine

[tepid cave]

And synergy with Steel bullets its powerfull as hell

[low parrot]

It looks like a fountain pen

[tepid cave]

Yeah thats what I still think about it

[low parrot]

So wait

Clip is 1

And max ammo is 1

Does it recharge?

[tepid cave]

No

Only through ammo boxes

Thats why its powefull

[low parrot]

Thats seems a bit restrictive

[low parrot]

Even for like

A powerful ass gun

Missing with it must be a bitch

[tepid cave]

But it one shot dragon to phase 2

And rest is easy

[low parrot]

Omg ye fair enough

[tepid cave]

Thats how I got the 5 master rounds in row

[low parrot]

What did you use to finish him off then

[tepid cave]

It was minigun

[low parrot]

Now you got me thinking

What is the worst type of gun

[tepid cave]

The random ones that dont make any sense like shotgun that shoots more shotguns

What is that

[low parrot]

Shotgun shell

I guess that would be classed as a shotgun

Cause it shoot pump actions

And the pump actions shoot actual bullets

I was gonna say maybe bows are the worst but gunbow exists

[tepid cave]

I forgot the classes im not really playing the game now but I need to 100 % the game I have 97% completion I dont have daisuke challange and advanced dragon

[low parrot]

Ye amd they don't really make classes apparent

[tepid cave]

Yeah but I saw while ago video on it

[low parrot]

Like what type of gun is wood beam

Melee?

[tepid cave]

And I need to go to sleep im going to middle school first time so goodnight :)

[low parrot]

Ah okie dokie

Middle school doesn't seem so bad

Well idk

I never went

[tepid cave]

You still in elementary ?

[low parrot]

No we don't habe middle school here

[tepid cave]

Ahhh okay that makes sense

[low parrot]

It's primary till you're about 13 then secondary till you're 18 or 19

I finished secondary

There's a bit more but yk

[tepid cave]

Ahhh alright I think I know in Slovakia the system is different

[low parrot]

Oh slovakia

I haven't heard of that in a while

I wonder how Barbora is doing

Anyway goodnight

[viral dune]

carrot?

[frosty fulcrum]

Does someone here like kamen riders

[sturdy fable]

can someone help me figure out if Australian ban on fish-shaped plastic soy sauce dispensers a world first is a garden-path sentence? it feels so much like a typo...
but then again, its from a headline from The Guardian, so i have no idea...

just genuinely curious

[silent plume]

Balatro da best

[dense salmon]

It’s so funny

Every time I close tt

And do sum

It goes back to 99+ notifications

If only they all followed me 🥀

[dense salmon]

How u get that helmet

[eternal nebula]

watched a video for a quest

[hollow eagle]

some1 give me something to do

im hela bored

[dense salmon]

Is it still here

[dense salmon]

Hi

[hollow eagle]

hi

[dense salmon]

Wyddd

[eternal nebula]

idk

[hollow eagle]

yt shorts

hella bored

[dense salmon]

Ohh

You should try tik tok

Tokk

[hollow eagle]

YO

[dense salmon]

Auto correct

[hollow eagle]

sure

[dense salmon]

On everyone I love

Deadass

[dense salmon]

You should still try tik tok

[hollow eagle]

no

id rather die b4 using tik tok

[dense salmon]

Why

[hollow eagle]

just my prefernces

anyways

what should i do

[dense salmon]

Okay

[dense salmon]

Listen

The tik tok algorithm

Will keep you on it

For hours

[hollow eagle]

i dont want to doomscroll

and ive been on yt for hours

[dense salmon]

YouTube shorts is literally the exact same thing tho

[hollow eagle]

i want something to do

[dense salmon]

Try out clash royale

Go outside

Talk to yo side dish

[hollow eagle]

i dont got one

[dense salmon]

Make sure she ain losing feelings

[hollow eagle]

tiktok fried yo ahh

[dense salmon]

Text yo freinds

Check in on them

Ask them how they are doing g

[hollow eagle]

yeah im asking what i should do

without relying on others

[dense salmon]

Bruz

Theres this girl

[hollow eagle]

aint no way

[dense salmon]

And she keep calling me on snap

But when I answer

It cancels the call

Amd shes chopped

But I neee her for money

[hollow eagle]

well what should i do

[dense salmon]

Okay

Hmmm

Wellll

I don’t know what to do without another person

[hollow eagle]

just a game or sum

[dense salmon]

Go on a walk

[hollow eagle]

cant

[dense salmon]

Walk your dog

Take a shower

Pet your cat

[hollow eagle]

alr took a shower

im asking what i should do online

[dense salmon]

I have a idea

But it’s cooked

[hollow eagle]

go ahead

[dense salmon]

No

[hollow eagle]

if i can do it online

ill do it

[dense salmon]

Hmmmm

Play crab game

[hollow eagle]

hell no

i wanna do something fun

[dense salmon]

It is fun

Play chess

[hollow eagle]

i suck at chess

i mean ill try

[dense salmon]

Draw

[hollow eagle]

i sucked at drawing

[dense salmon]

Cant spell art without r

Then it would be at

Play ultra kill

Watch regular show

Watch a show

Watch anything f

[hollow eagle]

ive seen ultrakill online

[dense salmon]

[hollow eagle]

im trying chess\

[dense salmon]

Oh yes

Yes

[dense salmon]

Show me ss whats going on

[hollow eagle]

martin

[dense salmon]

Who’s the

Turn

Is there a time limit?

Ok

A1 to a2 js stall

[hollow eagle]

i have no clue what im doing

[dense salmon]

Ss?

[hollow eagle]

aaannnd the bots frozen

[dense salmon]

I don’t know what to tell you idk whats going on

(Rn)

[hollow eagle]

bot lost all his pieces in like 3 moves

[dense salmon]

Silly

[hollow eagle]

yes

i got em

[dense salmon]

Wana pls chess

Play

Together

[hollow eagle]

u cook me

[dense salmon]

Fuh no

[split fable]

hi

[steady silo]

hi

[dense salmon]

New user

New me 😎

[misty jolt]

secret boss of chap 3 next

wonder who that will be

[glossy fulcrum]

do u actually not know

i dont wanna spoilers

[eternal nebula]

SPOILER ALERT

SPOILER ALERT

its he, she, them, it, whatever.

[vale cliff]

What does this mean

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

How would you react to a kid telling you "I want to be like you when I grow up" ?

[exotic sequoia]

"Excuse me, small child? This is a Starbucks"

[eternal nebula]

it's the roaring knight

[pearl flume]

The Knight is not a secret boss

You physically can not miss him, what's secret about this

[kindred mauve]

I want you to be better than that 😀

[glossy fulcrum]

call them a certain slur

joking of course

[vale cliff]

Jokingly call them a slur???

[glossy fulcrum]

no i mean i wouldnt actually do that

but it would be funny as hell

i’d actually be glad if a kid wanted to be like me cuz then it means anti lgbt propoganda isnt corrupting their minds

i will refuse to respond to this

…

okay maybe i will

fuck you

[hollow eagle]

yall

what should i do

im bored

[glossy fulcrum]

play balatro

shut up <3

please

this is not the time or place

just pray nobody sees it

it is not mental illness

this is scientifically proven

i dont have a source so you dont have to believe me

maybe the reason it has spiked is because more people are willing to admit they are experiencing it?? because its become more normalized???

not normalized

accepted

[vale cliff]

Bro

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah totally

[vale cliff]

Can you chill a little?

[glossy fulcrum]

thats not a strawman at all

or whatever the word is

i should chill

[hollow eagle]

what should i do, im hella bored

[glossy fulcrum]

all though this could fall under violation of rule 3

saying lgbt people are mentally ill, right to a gay guy

[lone radish]

I challenge you to play a run without high card, straight or flush

[hollow eagle]

honestly its been awhile since balatro

[glossy fulcrum]

oh yeah they totally have!!

-.-

you know eons

i never took you for a bigot

this is surprising frankly

uh huh

[vale cliff]

Skinky, idk if you’re helping, honestly

[glossy fulcrum]

idk if i am either

i should just stop

maybe get mods involved

[vale cliff]

And I think you should work on expressing your opinions less explosively

This is only going to escalate in a place like this

I mean this as a friend btw

[glossy fulcrum]

sigh

i dunno man

i dont really wanna argue this because i know people like this never change

is this against the rules

please stop talking to me

like at all

[vale cliff]

I don’t have a problem with this personally tbh

[glossy fulcrum]

i mean that sentence alone isnt wrong because trans women arent men

[vale cliff]

Like, bro, why can’t people just suck?

Liberal, conservative, trans, vegan, whatever your point

There’s always a bad apple in every group

You need to focus on avoiding the bad stuff instead of putting people in boxes

You’re a good guy

Idk why you’re going through this downward spiral

I’m sorry if you’ve had bad experiences with LGBTQ people, but it’s not all that bad all the time

[glossy fulcrum]

is there a problem woth inclusivity

[lone radish]

Well didn't expect this to be the second conversation I'd see when I joined

[glossy fulcrum]

its not like this normally

[vale cliff]

So it’s like a J.K. Rowling sort of thing

Got it

[glossy fulcrum]

this is weird because what brought this up was me talking about myself

[vale cliff]

No, transphobia

Minor crashout

[lone radish]

I'm sure it's not, I know a lot of trans people to know they're chill af

[glossy fulcrum]

transphobia, they’re not homophobic

[vale cliff]

Eons, I don’t wanna lose you man

Delete this before the mods come on pls

[glossy fulcrum]

he’s lost

[vale cliff]

Shut up man, you know they mean aversion

[glossy fulcrum]

yes this

[vale cliff]

Just step outside; take a breather

[glossy fulcrum]

phobia can mean a severe aversion

redefinitions happen sometimes

again phobia doesnt specifically mean fear, see trypophobia

[vale cliff]

I think this is still more of a fear tbh

It’s more like hydrophobia

[glossy fulcrum]

oh my bad

[vale cliff]

Where something repels water, but isn’t scared of it

[lone radish]

Like those hydrophobic knives?

[glossy fulcrum]

whatever it is for you doesnt change the fact that the only way to describe what your saying is transphobia

[vale cliff]

This kinda festering stuff is really toxic for you most of all honestly

[lone radish]

I love those, so satisfying

[vale cliff]

Been through this myself, it’s hell

You need to start interacting with people, or at least vent in healthier ways than this

[glossy fulcrum]

again. this is because acceptance has risen

[vale cliff]

Yeah, honestly, people who make their whole identity about something can be draining to be around

[glossy fulcrum]

personally ive had very positive experience with the trans community

[lone radish]

Imagine getting mad because 0.7% of the population became trans

[vale cliff]

But you also don’t have to understand how someone identifies to like them

[lone radish]

Same

[glossy fulcrum]

this is strawman

[vale cliff]

Honestly, I’ll just leave now, I think

I still wanna continue being your friend after this

We can talk in dms whenever you want

[lone radish]

Yeah, me too.

[glossy fulcrum]

i just

i think this should be done

its okay to be not normal

we dont affirm schizophrenic’s delusions but we also dont go around saying that schizophrenia doesnt exist

[glossy fulcrum]

i get your point

ngl you’re kinda reaching here lol

but heres a better example of what you’re trying to say

gay people aren’t “normal” by your standards and yet you say you support them

[lone radish]

I think this conversation is getting nowhere

[glossy fulcrum]

im really hoping its not but i think it is

so close to just getting mods involved but i dont want to

[lone radish]

Oh well, what can you expect from a donkey other than a kick

[wheat coral]

aw come the fuck on man jesus

[glossy fulcrum]

trans people dont choose to be trans its just what they are

same applies to sexuality

ignoring gender dysphoria by calling it a delusion can lead to other mental issues like depression

im not going to argue this because its a shitty argument frankly

so you’d rather people be unhappy than just accept them because they’re different

many people call homosexuality mental illness unfortunately

[lone radish]

Me when I'm in the repeating the same argument competition but my opponent is eons:

[glossy fulcrum]

yes, you treat it. same goes for gender dysphoria, the treatment is gender affirming care

[glossy fulcrum]

which has proven to have very low regret rates

[wheat coral]

the problem is dysphoria isnt as obvious in animals without the capability to speak as fucking another guy is

[glossy fulcrum]

thats not what mean

what i mean

theres already a treatment for schizophrenia

well presumably

and many mental illnesses have different treatments

and it just so happens that gender dysphoria is not an illness

but you dont seem to accept that

[vale cliff]

Okay, if a trans person thinks they are literally a different biological sex than I would kinda get your argument

[glossy fulcrum]

but they dont

[vale cliff]

But they are literally boys who feel like girls or vice versa

That’s not a delusion

[glossy fulcrum]

they just dont identify with the gender they are assigned

and frankly this whole animals argument is stupid

your only proof for it being a delusion so far is “it doesnt feel right”

basically

[modest merlin]

Can someone just get a mod to stop this dumb fucking convo already?

[glossy fulcrum]

tgats not the extent of gender affirming care

[glossy fulcrum]

you coukd

i juts have a bit of hope rhat maybe he can change

[vale cliff]

Insane cope atp tbh

[glossy fulcrum]

probably

[modest merlin]

Trolls dont change, rage bate is rage bate

[glossy fulcrum]

this isnt ragebait, its a genuine harmful belief

okay this is getting repetitive

i’m just gonna

<@&1133519078540185692> transphobia

sorry to do this

[random osprey]

thanks

[somber niche]

good

[random osprey]

anything like that pls ping me ill ban so fast

[native jewel]

Was about to hit ban but thought you might want that one

[glossy fulcrum]

that should’ve been quicker im sorry

[modest merlin]

Lol thats based

[random osprey]

dont even remotely entertain them lol

[azure flicker]

[native jewel]

[random osprey]

anyways gears of war queue times are really shit

[native jewel]

We should make a rocket ship with guns on them

Holy shit I just had a great idea for a movie

[azure flicker]

what did they even do

[random osprey]

thats like some sharknado type shit

[wheat coral]

Gears of war more like

Beers of war

[native jewel]

Or star wars

LMAO

[signal kraken]

What the hell happened here

I just took a shower

[wheat coral]

replace the super soldiers with the average man at a British pub on a thursday

[native jewel]

That was supposed to be a joke about star wars but sharknado is funnier

[glossy fulcrum]

i vaguely mentioned queerness in media and some guy went off about trans people

[native jewel]

And now he is

Not doing that

[signal kraken]

Oh.

I know that feeling

Have to deal with family like that

[glossy fulcrum]

:(

[wheat coral]

glad my dad's like. 70% supportive

[signal kraken]

Honestly don't want to get into it especially since this is a big server

[wheat coral]

Im not trans but ive discussed the topic and he doesn't mind them

Exceptional in comparison to the rest of wv I suppose

[azure flicker]

safe space dw!

as much as it can be

[signal kraken]

It’s more that this is a public server with 125k+ even if you are all nice I am not comfortable sharing that

[wheat coral]

He thinks transfems shouldn't use the girl's restroom until they get bottom surgery but other than that he's pretty much fully supportive

[signal kraken]

Just know that growing up queer wasn't pleasant in my family whatsoever that’s all I'm going to say

[signal kraken]

https://youtube.com/shorts/AttPFZDXLYk?si=lvOj5UCTwT43n9o9

[neon basin]

mmm glad i missed the transphobic ragebait

2nd to least favorite thing after oliver tree existing

[keen yacht]

[glossy fulcrum]

i wish it was ragebait

[toxic zephyr]

Cuando se te acaban las razones para brindar

Por Balatro

[keen yacht]

Por balatro

[dense salmon]

poor Balatro?

[keen yacht]

For*

Spanish

Creo que lo dije mal verdad

[toxic zephyr]

Cómo?

[keen yacht]

Verg...

Ok no

Xd

[toxic zephyr]

Ingatu xddddd

Ok caí redondito

Por cierto peak descripción tienes bro

[keen yacht]

Nah

Peak sería si mi descripción fuera

" "

[toxic zephyr]

Así bien +15

[keen yacht]

Falta cavendish 🥀

igual showman deidad

La ciega grande tiene sentimientos 🥀

XD

[toxic zephyr]

XDDDD

[keen yacht]

anota 16.500 puntos

Puntuación 463.185

Igual nada le gana al combo de 3 constelación y astronomo

pobre ciega pequeña

pedía 200.000 y le metí un número todo marciano qué hasta tenia letras

[toxic zephyr]

Xddddddd

[keen yacht]

ya luego hice naneif con una quintilla

Quintilla es clave

[toxic zephyr]

Quintilla es clave

[keen yacht]

El problema es conseguir las carta para hacer quintilla

Tenía 14 káiser

usando adn

Y la carta del tarot de la muerte

[toxic zephyr]

Eso si

[silent plume]

Miku

[supple swallow]

okay guys

its september

so heres my august recap according to shorts
TWO NEW SEASONS
IMMORTAL DUDE
PRIEST FIGHTS SATAN
SPIDERMAN
HUMAN SIZED RAT
PLAGUE??
ALIENS???
NOSEY ESCAPED
LABUBUS ARE EVIL
EVIL ICE CREAM
IPHONE LEAKED
the whole roblox fiasco

[hasty light]

This is why I'm glad I'm not on tiktok

Because I only understand the last one

[whole cairn]

My brain isn't rotted enough for any of it

[vale cliff]

I think I cooked

[mental jackal]

That looks toxic

[tranquil estuary]

i might throw up

[mental jackal]

You really turned metal into food

[kindred mauve]

Doesn't look too appetizing, respectfully

[vale cliff]

Aw man, I think I feel a bit sick now

[autumn solstice]

Is that meant to be food?

[vale cliff]

Proly not related tho

You guys are mean

[kindred mauve]

The world is mean

[lone flame]

Send video

[sand cove]

Genuine question what is this?

It doesnt even look bad or anything

I see the cupcake/muffin wrapper around it

[sharp bay]

Someone shot the fucking muffin

[dense salmon]

what is all that bruh YouTube is so goated for not giving me all that 😭

[dense salmon]

muffin song triggered 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

[dreamy burrow]

Created infinite hands in cryptid

[eternal escarp]

when the thunk is local

[autumn solstice]

when the ape is concerned

[vale cliff]

I literally started repeatedly scooping bites out of a tart and pouring coffee in it

Now I know they taste better separately ig

[neat sundial]

What is a labubu?

[glossy fulcrum]

until you run out of cards to play

[tepid cave]

Bon apetit

[tepid cave]

Ugly monsters

[glossy fulcrum]

consumerism slop

but hey

enjoy it if you want

[neat sundial]

I feel like this rn

[tepid cave]

Why ?

[neat sundial]

Probably just tired and worn down.

[dreamy burrow]

Infinite cards with dna and every hand is first

[glossy fulcrum]

might also work if you hook dna to chad

idk

hook is wack

[dreamy burrow]

Nya~

[glossy fulcrum]

mew~

[dreamy burrow]

Mrrrp~

[glossy fulcrum]

mreow~

[dreamy burrow]

pat pats

[glossy fulcrum]

-w-

purrr

[dense salmon]

:3

[whole junco]

Cool as fuck lemonace

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

Did you wipe the slate clean?

[pearl flume]

M.O.A Fact: Most people thinks drinking tea with your pinky out is a sign of sophistication and class, however, it allegedly was originally intended to be used used to signal the fact you had a STD.

[warm knoll]

Mannn I'm so pissed

This homeless dude got nike shox on 💔

[kindred mauve]

Well I guess I better start sticking out my pinky

[vale cliff]

What

[small fable]

baby ai apple

[tepid cave]

No I didnt

[pearl flume]

Would you guys hate me if the extremely situational hypothetical i imagined while in the shower happened ?

[tepid cave]

No ?

I readed the message like 5 times and still dont understand

[rustic mesa]

worth it yk

[tepid cave]

This looks a little normal than the other but still what the hell is that pizza ?

[severe aurora]

💁 NULL PIZZA

[whole junco]

Ace’s cooler brother, lemonace

[tepid cave]

Only crust...

[zinc yoke]

I made a table to play warhammer!

[muted parcel]

i got the moon berry in celeste, 32/32 achievements

[balmy compass]

what

[sharp bay]

When im in the toughest album cover competition and my opponent is Five Finger Death Punch

[somber steeple]

I have been playing this "save the world" game for a little while now but I think it would be real cool if they added pvp.

[zinc yoke]

im not sure to be honest

thaanks

where could i put the water?

oh noo, are trenches

[somber steeple]

Oh is there something wrong sir?

No a friend of mine lend me a level 999 bow.

[kindred oracle]

so

im pretty new to discord

and i keep trying to join the balatro multiplayer discord server

i keep getting kicked for being suspicious

any tips?

[tepid cave]

Isnt your discord set below age of 18?

[glossy fulcrum]

wait

maybe find a pfp

[tepid cave]

Only because it dont have profile?

[kindred oracle]

thanks

[tepid cave]

it worked ?

[kindred oracle]

not sure

ill check

[keen yacht]

[tepid cave]

@modern heart look should I take ?

[kindred oracle]

it worked

thanks guys

[tepid cave]

Good more thanks skinky

[modern heart]

I don't remember much it's been like 6 years lol, but since that's the curse shop I probably wouldn't

[tepid cave]

Hmmm alright no big Boy

[glossy fulcrum]

no problem

[tepid cave]

@low parrot hello man how are you doing?

[low parrot]

Okie dokie

Ngl I'm looking for places to show off my tier list

[tepid cave]

You can here if you want :)

Or is it still same ?

[low parrot]

No it's the same one I showed last night

[tepid cave]

Yeah my bad I forgot

But look what run I got on enter the gungeon

[low parrot]

I remember I got some of thr best responses from a danganronpa server but that place got nuked by hackers and shit

[low parrot]

What you get?

[tepid cave]

Man those Steel bullets are great

I got hit by the ugly bird on first chanber

[low parrot]

How do you get the junk robot?

I used to think junk was worthless until I found out about him

[tepid cave]

Junk guy ? Yeah thats randomized I think

[low parrot]

Idk if I have him unlocked

[tepid cave]

Sometimes first try sometimes 5th time

But did you got gold junk?

[low parrot]

Nope

[low parrot]

I've thought about this a bit but frisk reminds me of an obese number 9 for some reason

[tepid cave]

Its really good you get 500 coins or bullets say how you want but thats really good cash and also the junk guy get buffed

[low parrot]

There was some items that I wanted but never got

Just luck really

This I popped off seeing the Cowboy Bebop reference

[stark tangle]

what shocks me is the fact ppl will go miles to get the adams fortune when they will give it away if u ask nicly

or rudly

[blazing solstice]

ballsatro

[kind viper]

rip, ai took ya’lls jobs

[blazing solstice]

Does this meme only work if you're someone who almost never goes for straight flushes

[grave quail]

bro what

[blazing solstice]

Now how will your mom get work

[glossy fulcrum]

now how will i get a job

sob

[kindred mauve]

Omfg lets go

[tepid cave]

Yeah pretty insane If I didnt got hit by the buffed bird without covers and blanks I was

[kindred mauve]

I love that game but I haven't played too much

[tepid cave]

Why ?

[kindred mauve]

Like in a while

[tepid cave]

Ahh yeah Im not playing that much too because of school now

[balmy compass]

i need context xd

[steady silo]

guys join my discord it's cool

[sand cove]

No

[steady silo]

aww man

[split fable]

i would

[sand cove]

I joined it and people called me slurs

[split fable]

oh

[sand cove]

(I says, straights up lyings)

[digital torrent]

He’s here

[sand cove]

JIMBO

[vale cliff]

Got me acting up 😫

[sand cove]

Put him in the jar

[lone radish]

Wait you're on the skullgirls server too?

I just noticed

[sand cove]

I love skullgirls

It’s just super smash bros but with

[vale cliff]

Oh yeah, hello

👋

[modern heart]

the genres of fighting games are completely different, i would say they arent really comparable at all /j

[sand cove]

True

It’s like streetfighter but with

[modern heart]

its like streefighter but with

[vale cliff]

Super smash bros but it’s just 18 guys cosplaying

[sand cove]

Hottest character fr

[vale cliff]

I can kinda see it tbh

[modern heart]

big band is awesome

someone needs to do a happy birthday but during the timestop they play the balatro theme instead

[sand cove]

I havent played in a while but my main was one of the only ones without joggly bobbs

[modern heart]

i was pretty much a big band otp

which led into me playing potemkin in strive

but bedman? is also really cool

[sand cove]

THERE’S A SKELETON?

[sand cove]

I think her name is peacock

[vale cliff]

Soitenly!

I also play one of the only ones without joggly bobbs

Still has jiggle physics tho

[sand cove]

Who?

[vale cliff]

Beowulf

[modern heart]

beowulf is a silly guy

[sand cove]

Hottest character

[vale cliff]

They animated his…nethers

[sand cove]

Holy peak

I havent plyed in forever but Annie is my strongest

[vale cliff]

I think she’s one of the strongest in-game and canonically

[sand cove]

Oh swert

Sweet*

Swert 🤤

[vale cliff]

What about having a sandwich for a girlfriend

[modern heart]

are you insane? clearly you can only have one or the other

either a girlfriend or a sandwich :3

[lone radish]

Beowulf and peacock are my mains, the combos are just crazy

[sand cove]

Annie sounds familiar, whos her va?

[vale cliff]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erica_Mendez

I don’t recognise her from anywhere tbh

But that’s probably because I don’t watch anime dubs

[sand cove]

Oh I’ve seen mob psycho 100

[sand cove]

I look up if the dub is good before i watch it, if it is I watch the dub

I can’t imagine death note with any other voices

She voiced pacman one time wth

Wait multiple times

And she’s in street fighter and xenopeak?

And in hyrule warriors aoc???

Yeah no sonder I know her

She voiced rainbow dash in a random webseries

[languid ore]

i made.a couple shirts

[sand cove]

Does annie have a skin based on Star and the forces of evil?

[vale cliff]

Yes

[sand cove]

Thats so based

[sand cove]

Quokka!!

[pearl flume]

Please choose 3 words before clicking the black bar.

||describe something that has these 3 qualities||

[vale cliff]

||Romanian flag||

[sand cove]

Romanian bear zebra

Uh

Idk how to answr this one

[vale cliff]

I forgot to censor mine

Now look how it’s corrupted you…

[sand cove]

Yeah :(

Fuck you 😡

Im skullgirls, is parasol umbrella from the future or something?

Like they cant be unrelated

*parasoul

Or is parasoul just umbrella’s guardian?

[dense salmon]

hi

[sand cove]

Because one of umbrellas lines is “if i can fight you, why wont parasoul let me watch [[insert name of violent movie here]]” and when i fight parasoul as umbrella she said “it’s me!” But idk if she’s like “parasoul, it’s me, Umbrella!” Or if she was saying “woah it’s me from the future” or smth

[sand cove]

Hi

[vale cliff]

They’re sisters

The older sister, Parasoul, wields Krieg, the Living Weapon of War. Umbrella, the younger sister, has Hungern, the Living Weapon of Famine.

[sand cove]

Ah

[hasty light]

Inanimate carbon rod

[vale cliff]

I think the other two, Eroberung (Conquest) and Tod (Death), belong to their father, the king, after Queen Nancy became the Skullgirl and died

But I could be wrong

[sand cove]

Holy shit painwheel is so overpowered

[sand cove]

CONQUEST?

Stand ready for my arrival worm 🗣️ 🔥

[pearl flume]

I wish I was a cute girl that could put on any cosplay and be complimented as cute....

[sand cove]

Same 😔

[pearl flume]

I tried to lose weight to be smaller but I just became bony instead and still large...

[sand cove]

Don’t think that way

You probably look great!!

[idle kiln]

Im having the opposite problem rn

I wanna stay 130lbs at LEAST but I cant 😭

[vale cliff]

Sounds more fun

I used to be underweight as a kid but now I think I’m getting fat

[misty jolt]

doing some deltarune recently , reach chap 3 and fighting the knight rn , dont have a pic of the knight , bc yk , havent beat him

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

how does one wear underpants?

[rotund grove]

Ohhh that was so dumb omg

My turn now

How can one stay happy in a world thats all about corruption and destruction

[severe aurora]

💁 🏖️

[sand cove]

Meee :3

[dense salmon]

that's on your mindset

if you choose to see only that part of the world, you'll only see terrible things

[sand cove]

I just do my best to ignore it

[vale cliff]

If you give up and stop hoping for the best, you’ll be able to enjoy an indefinitely running black comedy tv series that gets worse and worse as the writers run out of ideas

[supple swallow]

what

[pearl flume]

Things a Buddhist monk can not eat:

Pork.
Beef.
1996 Volkswagen beetle.
Fellow monks.

[tepid cave]

Uhhh maybe if one was sideways

[whole junco]

Well im never become a monk! (I hate pork and beef)

[misty jolt]

yeah you took me a whole day

[sand cove]

One time I beat him four times in one day such a peak boss

Took me like a month the first time tho

I say “he” because saying I beat myself four times in one day sounds weird

😐😐😐

[misty jolt]

wdym😭

[thick panther]

[sand cove]

Me core

[pearl flume]

"I'm so young but I'm probably gonna die
It's so fun, I'm so good at telling lies
I look so good and I never even try"

[pulsar fossil]

"oops all negative" build

[tepid island]

#GuessTheGame #1207
🎮 🟥🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/1207

[tall vector]

my grandma just put an image of my cousin into one of those ai anime image generator thingies

[kind trail]

oh dear

[tall vector]

idk how to tell her this is bad

[tepid cave]

Too eazy

[pale swallow]

"the water cooler is such a hard enemy!"
The comedically oversized bomb i just so happen to own:

[full roost]

Just beat the entirely of pvz2
gg zomboss

these zombies ain't shit

peashooter solos every single dragon ball character ngl

[neat sundial]

Daytime is a scam. It's hot and full of deadly, blinding radiation.

[neat sundial]

rip the bandaid off and tell her the truth: She's teaching the government killbots to recognize your cousin,

[tall vector]

got it

[neat sundial]

I thought they were sisters. Is that not correct?

[neat sundial]

Critter

[neat sundial]

They must really like you. I only call my best friends slurs.

Oke, all caught up now

I am testing a game that I think will be popular in the future,

[shrewd raft]

What's the edit this comes from I can't fuckin find it

[tardy isle]

I remember one time playing Minecraft with my friends and 2 of them were dating while i was fighting Ghasts in the nether

[tulip spoke]

Does anyone know the game that killed the music or know someone who does? I’m trying to start community.

[oak thunder]

Omg i just found a way to get E50000 in balatro holy fucj

And yea its E50K

Holy fuck im smart

Use dusk

Fucking so smart

Retriggers all cards

And i think hand held too

Fuck im so smart

[queen hemlock]

i suck ass at ts game

[queen hemlock]

my cousin put me into one of the sketchy ai anime image generator apps and sent it to the ENTIRE family

i hate them

[tepid cave]

Goodnight here too for everyone :)

[opaque rune]

is "ts" this or this shit

[scenic current]

I played the game but I realized that game was a card game

[novel zephyr]

uhh did you spawn here by accident…

[merry anchor]

chat what if the apprentice was scentless

[sand cove]

They are

[karmic slate]

https://youtu.be/yvlhDEpbh8g?si=0dz8so-EYaDRidFf

BRO.

[gritty marlin]

hey guys can someone help me with my run? i need a really high score from a school competition but we have some rules like no face cards allowed or legendary jokers

[neat sundial]

Ok cool.

[sand cove]

No face cards?

So abandoned deck?

[deft dove]

honestly cavendesh, Flowerpot, Loyalty Card, Splash might be a good place to start

[stark jackal]

If you can't have face cards then one good joker you could use is ride the bus

[gritty marlin]

playing erratic deck on green stakes this round

[sand cove]

Ooh

Is there a set seed?

[gritty marlin]

have to be random seed

still no face cards tho

have to destory them or turn them into something else

only play if you must but intentionally playing face cards is not allowed

[modern heart]

That's a really funny restriction

Did someone see Photochad and freak out

Honestly retriggers + glass + good planet levels and as many steels as you can hold is probably your best bet

[sand cove]

I am going to kill myself 😃

[modern heart]

fucked up and evil blueprint

[sand cove]

Why is Kris’s icon a bag

[rigid moon]

item

[sand cove]

Ah

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

A group of people of differing races meet over the topic of ownership of a gold hoard.

The Dragon, who has collected the gold and stored it for centuries believed it should be its.

The dwarves, who dug and smelted the gold into coins and items in the first place, believes it should be theirs.

The human king, who's kingdom the gold was meant for and who the gold was stolen from long, long ago, believes it should be theirs.

And the golems and Treants, representing nature, and the earth, believes the gold should be returned to the caverns it was dug from, as that was where it originated.

Who's side are you on ?

[glossy fulcrum]

imo its between the dwarves and the king

unfortunately for the golems and treants the gold has already taken an unnatural form and is frankly more useful to the people than the earth

[vale cliff]

Play balatro to gamble over it

[neat sundial]

I'm on the side of "Nah, give it to me."

[neat sundial]

Non-perishable challenge?

[sand cove]

yeah

[empty silo]

hi chat

10 jokers to go for ++

[swift gate]

omg, i just saw a introduction in another discord. short: "pay me to playtest your game"

[lone radish]

Hot take, the dragon should keep it

[modern heart]

Benefit of the doubt they are a semi-professional/freelance QA tester lol

[vale cliff]

Yeah, dragons are hot, they deserve their money

[lone radish]

What.....

True tho

[dull current]

silk

[plain totem]

I'm new to discord (just started gaming on a PC) and am not being allowed to join the Balatro Multiplayer discord due to "suspicious activity". Any thoughts on how to get into the discord?

[crystal vault]

Ignore stream btw

[plain totem]

Sike, I sent a message in here and added a profile picture and I'm good

[dull current]

roffle

[crystal vault]

Let's try this agin

[rigid vale]

Just heard a car pass by play Californian gurls at max volume shit was beautiful ❤️‍🩹

[oak thunder]

Uhmmmm i think i broke a wr

Oops

Uhmm sorry dr spec

Didnt mean it

Sooo uhm i got a score

Of over 2 million in ante 39 using eternel jokers

So the math is

39 x 40 x260 ^30

Yes ^30

Fucking insane

Im so smart holy

I think that was the math idno

Lemme check

Wait thats not the math opsidoopsu

Uhm its 1.5x 1560 timea for 1 card

And for 260 cards

Thats 205600 times 1.5x is timed

And then

^30

Bc of dusk

[dull current]

that isn't, uh

[oak thunder]

Bit insne?

Trust me

I am

[dull current]

i don't actually...

[oak thunder]

Well its not wr but its like a perfect run cloud be like

[dull current]

because you basically have to be getting infinitely higher than 2 million to even approach like ante 15

[oak thunder]

No no

E2 million

So 2 million zeros

🙂

[dull current]

that's not like possible

[oak thunder]

With a mod to remove the naneinf it is

[dull current]

oh then i have no clue

[oak thunder]

You just need to usr dusk

On black stake bc of eternel jokers

[dull current]

though i imagine that its modded so it doesn't really count towards any wr....

[oak thunder]

Yea its just to see the score

But drspec also uses mods in his wr tgo

Tho

[karmic slate]

I’m running out of videos to watch while I play

Does anyone have anything similar to nostalgia critic or batbros?

[vale cliff]

I might have an “earning money” fetish…

Thinking about the concept of earning money makes me so happy

[glossy fulcrum]

wait i might have that too

[grizzled abyss]

holy

[formal ember]

Wtf

[grizzled abyss]

not the everyone ping

[glad flax]

Was there a reason or

[sterile vigil]

Who just dropped the everyone nuke? 😭
Also Hour slowmode!? 😭

[tulip scarab]

man i thought the update was finally coming out 😢
ONE HOUR SLOWMODE WTF BRUH

[languid plaza]

that's why you don't ping everyone, idiot

[odd oxide]

Ukelele apology when

[strange crane]

What a

[hot thorn]

I just saw ame chan from needy streamer overload for a brief moment in #🕹・game-discussion

[split swallow]

“earning money fetish” is crazy

[young gale]

how many people had been pinged now exactly? 😄

[teal dove]

so were going to start communicating via edits now. get ready chat

[modest glacier]

It’s just a discord ping, some people need to calm down

[inland granite]

Man how the fuck is this server licensed by LocalThunk

[ornate helm]

161,880 people

[fallen rover]

anyone got any good jokes

[dusky wave]

160000+ people

[obtuse pasture]

who hit that ping? and why

[stone shadow]

mama mia (help)

[livid vortex]

ikr it's ridiculous, people acting like it's life or death

[charred otter]

what does them being trans have to do with anything

[iron steppe]

joker poker balala

[green walrus]

absolute chaos

[silver void]

Woah woah woah! What does trans have to do with it?

[small trail]

hour slow mode

[sand cove]

what the hell is going on here why is everything going so fast

[shy blaze]

Discord warns you when you ping over a 1000ish people saying woah are you sure

[lyric musk]

Cool thank this mod

[keen belfry]

They Immediately set a 60 minute slow mode lmao

[glossy fulcrum]

idk man sob

[late shell]

What happened ??

[grim dew]

"civil chatter"

[lapis anvil]

i love when these happen because you get to see the coolest fucking people dropping whomstve pingeth me in 2025

[frigid pulsar]

Global ping is a national tragedy

[steel aspen]

Hi I’m hiding

[slate oar]

Who did it

[atomic lynx]

last time this happened it was real bad

[faint herald]

my timer got reset 😭

[lean surge]

How did ts thing get mod

[frosty tusk]

Mod was testing out permissions and somehow sent an everyone ping in a random channel in a server with 140k members 😭

[near bobcat]

"ooh wait im mod i think i can @ everyone"

[mental viper]

@jade warren what was the reason #🎙・server-chat message

[river vale]

@jade warren sorry for the ping but can we ban the transphobe? Sorry if it’s not a banable thing but I think it is?

[unkempt sinew]

Oh cool, now everyone knows you're an ass

[placid lintel]

Guys the server is cooked