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The build up and all the effort just to get a shitty cutscene ending that’s barely different from the original
Nothing is a "special cutscene" besides frenzied flame and rannis I guess
The others just change "your kin will look back and remember the age ending you chose"
But fia definitely deserved one too if not for fia the character would have no one to hug them
This really pissed me off man
How heart wrenching would it have been to have a no more hugs ending for fia
I would have deleted the game fr if it allowed no more hugs from fia
Fia made the game worth playing fr
She was the only one there for me after I spent 1000 tries to beat the same boss
Sure marrying ranni was cool but why couldn’t I have married fia
No way people are still complaining about that Balatro smash mod
Like dude an artist deserves to get paid for the work they did
I don’t even fully get the anger
Ai 🤢
The what?
Breast milk flavoured ice cream is real btw
Somebody did a reskin of a smash character to look like jimbo
Idk i cant see it tasting good
love how the milk graphic is splashing off of the bag
And people are angry they’re charging $10
Oh cool
It’s just a reskin like who cares
Artists gotta get paid
First ever funny meme involving speed
are you fucking kidding me
You cant send gifs here
fuck
You’ve been here for over six months
ai art detected.
die.
I have a confession, I don’t really know what this channel is for
I just use it as a mix of #general and #memes
I’ve read all of them up until diper overload
And I’ve seen all three movies and read the awesome friendly kid trilogy
I love doawk 🤤
ngl i stopped reading it at like
Have you read uh
old school
I forgot the name, but the comic series made by jeff kinney
Igdoof
Have you read igdoof?
You can find all of it on internet archive
Manny as a character, aswell as some doawk jokes are directly taken from igdoof
he sexed too much
Sorta time you think ‘maybe books are alright’ then immediately forget you enjoyed it once the devices are back
AC:O and Yakuza 3 spoilers
She's committed to godwyn
Please resolve the following scenario: (question requested by Its over, he knows)
Whilst scrolling through social media on a bridge, your goblin fingers slipped, sending your phone into the depths of the river.
Suddenly, a beautiful figure emerges from the water and asks.
"Was it you who dropped this PC Case with an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5090 ? Or this Nintendo Switch 2 with dock and camera attachment ?"
What do you do ?
switch 2 so i can play bananza
I really wanna play bananza but I wanna pay for a switch 2 even less
I will double it and give it to the next person
Or more I guess
yea
sucks that its so pricey compared to the first one
“That’s cool but have you seen my phone bro”
former samsara
cleared
Yeah thats true
The one good thing about Nintendo stuff being where it is price-wise is Nintendo stuff tends to either keep or increase in value. You're not just buying a game, you're investing in a blue chip stock. You buy the game, you enjoy the game, when you're done playing it, assuming it wasn't shovelware you sell it and potentially get back the entire cost of your game, or with some series more than what you paid.
Dummy, it’s neither
Now the nixie takes back all three
🤦
You kids not knowing how to deal with the Fair Folk anymore
fr.
What a cursed Joker layout anyway.
Thats why I play AJ the most
Ancient Joker saves the day
started a soul spectral in france on W/place :) if someone want to help : Tl X: 1037, Tl Y: 694, Px X: 536, Px Y: 444
I cant wait to go home and play Balatro
after spending 12 hours at work playing Balatro on my phone
While watching the 11 hour Northernlion best of videos
So peak
Honestly thats one of the perks of a boring factory job
Would you rather:
Become mute for a year
or
Have your non-dominant arm be unresponsive for a year.
2nd option
What if i don't have a non-dominant arm?
then you have your third that spawns unresponsive ig ?
Mute
mute for sure
I already barely speak as is LMAO
anyone down for a game of mp balatro?
They’re both not the dominant arm, so they become unresponsive
Limbless D:
Speaking privileges have been revoked
cant wait for it to be covered by undertale 😭
A mosquito flew into my microwave, so I cooked him for 4 minutes on high.
I opened the door to assess the damage and to deliver the war dead back to his people and he seems fine.
What the hell?
nah it should be fine
"it appears that mosquitoes can survive high microwaving due to the uneven heating patterns in a microwave oven. The hot spots in the microwave can kill the mosquito, while the cold spots do not.
Most infesting biological agents, including mosquitoes, do not survive over a certain temperature called lethal temperature, generally between 55°C and 60°C, which can be rapidly reached through microwave irradiation. However, the uneven heating patterns in a microwave oven can prevent the mosquito from reaching this lethal temperature."
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how many mosquitos did you cook?
Yeah science!
I need a new microwave. I might get sick if it can’t thoroughly cook this raw chicken I just bought.
10 hour bus to Berlin
5 hour train to Prague
And now a 2 hour flight to Stockholm
And I still can't beat Orange stake ghost deck
17 balatro-filled hours
1.40857e307
missed some for the naneinf
Unfortunately that's just how microwaves work
Also I would recommend cooking raw chicken in something other than a microwave anyways lol
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Raw chicken in micro is not really the best way
I prefer my chicken rare
but idk if you guys like it well done
eat it however you wanna eat it ig
This game on mobile is chewing up a percentage of my battery every minute or two, even after turning off some settings. They should really fix this..
Is the frame rate for mobile uncapped? Maybe that's the culprit
ANCIENT MF DOOM ?!
how many fps your phone has?
120 fps but i changed it to 60 fps because.. well, you already know
The game doesn't seem to be graphically intensive yet it drains battery like crazy
which one do you have?
Redmi Note 12 Pro 4G
It's definitely not
ehhhh
Most likely because the way the game is ported to mobile
well it isnt a balatro problem neither
Yeah porting problems
probably
Or the games frame rate is uncapped by default
did you try by reinstalling it?
Ye
nah after that is capped with your phone fps
i play balatro in 60 and 90 fps, in both it works pretty fine
obviously, in 90 it uses more battery
but like any other app
nothing like a problem
Wait there's an option to change frame rate cap?
Oh i thought you were talking about in game settings
oh probably your phone was forcing to use more fps
How am i gonna be addicted for hours and hours if the game eats up 1% of my battery every 1 minute 🥀
find the option :v
Progress so far of the spectral card on w/place
Yeah born like this
My Balatro alliance and I on wplace started a project called "The Balatro Island" in Brazil. If anyone is interested in helping, DM me, we have a Discord server. Here’s the progress so far:
so, if i join ya, will you help me with my spectral card too ? i'll help your projects too
Of course, people here help each other
what yall think of my build?
That’s true
this game is pure idiocy
Thats why I love it
most of the gargs ain't even that much but those stupid mfs from neon mixtape tour
istg
and just the sheer amount of everything EXCEPT useful plants
i do NOT need a PEASHOOTER when
SATAN
is walking towards my house
citron literally just dies
Peashooter with trunk
"oh hi guys what's up who are we killing" immediately gets destroyed by seven imps and a shock wave
istg that conveyor has peashooter
it's a really uncommon seed to get but you can get it
Didnt played the game for few years so I remember only some
yeah I just installed it after losing my progress cause my tablet broke like 6 years ago lmao
apple mortar yeah
I've lately been using some plants that I never even thought of using EVER
Yeah same with angry birds had them on emerald end lost all progress
rotobaga 💖💖💖🌹🌹🌹
yeouch
every single primal plant 💖🌹
Primal plant ? I forgot slowly everything
Yeah the ones from Jurassic Marsh
Primal Sunflower, Primal Peashooter, Primal Wall-nut, Primal Potato Mine...
Y'know the ones that are absurdly broken
sunflower with teeth that gives big sun
hairy peashooter that shoots ROCKS
angry nut
potatosaurus
i may have made a mistake
Oh THESE ones yeah now I remember
dude pvz has absolutely destroyed my mind because I looked at this and thought "what kinda Chinese ripoff is this" AND THEN I NOTICED IT'S FUCKING BLOONS 😭😭😭😭
Im thinking about downloading the games again im only playing balatro and soul knight sometimes
sure go for it
then we can suffer together in modern day
ugh the difficulty in this game is such a mindfuck
Plants vs zombies have 1 GB ?? Thats 2nd call of duty
goes from absurdly easy for half the game to kinda hard to stupidly hard and then it alters from easy to hellish until it finally settles in completely inhumane
Never playing the shitty call of duty again
Yeah something i remember still
512MB of plants, 512MB of zombies
0MB of gloom shroom
93% downloaded I hope there is still my save
But it should be Google play account I have for years the same so
But it should be Google play account I have for years the same so
If you saved it on the cloud probably
But I think it's EA account and not google play
Downloaded now moment of truth
I hope after the tutorial
I guess it's still something
It's more than what I had lol
(I had nothing)
Am i seeing right?? Trunk??
Yeah now they give you torchwood after a week of logging in
I remember why I deleted the game because EA is going to make everything about money im surprised that they didnt make the log account back for money
Lmaooo yeah that's just ea
just enjoy the story mode
play reflourished if you have pc or android
I agree
Android I have but what difference it does make ?
Because you can't mod on IOS
you can play with premium plants
much more balanced gameplay
2 (or 3) new worlds
Costumes
costumes
look at that shit
My co worker (a server) said he was hungry. I (a cook who is very creative and crazy) gave him (the server) this monstrous burger
typa shit someone would order in papas burgeria
burhamger
This is good news, Mark! We can finally be Wall-nuts!
Look, I made a steak
Mods like Reflourished focus on making the game feel more like what PvZ truly is like, removing all micro-transactions, adding more (high-effort) content, etc
still need to finish undertale pacifist. got to a particular ||hotland|| puzzle and haven't played in a few months. luckily i remember everything that happens up to that point.
Undertale my beloved
after you beat undertale you get to play deltapeak!!
deltapeak implies eadeptalk

who likes cartoon fighters?
LOGging in
Popcap might be greedy as fuck but i admit it, that's clever
heh that was a good one
#GuessTheGame #1199
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https://GuessThe.Game/p/1199
Try to name the game shown in the screenshots in 6 guesses or less!
I didnt realized it at first XD on 5th image i tried to guess
I had no idea for first guess, but I instantly knew what it was on the second image
I got quicker quake 3 arena then this
🔥
And what games are they ?
If its only 10 you could name them
celeste, balatro, pokemon, pokemon, pokemon, the game i guessed, enter the gungeon, smash ultimate, rivals of aether, and mario odyssey
probably forgetting something lol
and im not counting mobile games
why is pokemon there three times
Yeeeees enter the gungeon
im assuming you've played three pokemon games
OH AND DELTARUNE
yeah, scarlet, shield, emerald, and the other ones i beat but not twice
I played like 30 games actively
the last time i saw you in this chat you asked me the same thing lol
oh sorry 🤤
and yeah i will play undertale eventually don't worry
I will never understand how some people play deltarune before undertale the very first thing you see when you open deltarune is "Warning, this game is recommended for those familiar with Undertale" and Toby fox has said the games are connected
and i have spoilers so i decided to play deltarune first since i didn't have spoilers for that one
Didnt played deltarune or undertale but the songs are bangers
understale 😭
true...
but also you should play them
NOW
Missclick
brilliant move reference
That was for the ROOOOOOOOOOCK
look I have toby fox autism undertale/deltarune are literally my hyperfixations and imo the greatest stories ever told through a video game, and like with every chapter that comes out of deltarune i feel like playing it will be worse and worse without having played undertale
why is it so hard for people to play games in the right order 😭
to be fair, i saw the entire game (only pacifist route but still)
I mean star wars episode order is quite confusing
oh ok that's way different
I was lucky to find the right order
that's like 95% what you need to know
yeah but the difference is with undertale and deltarune there are only two games and when you try and play deltarune the first thing you see is "only play if you're familiar with undertale"
also star wars sucks
anyways I'm going to turn off notifications I hope no-one gets angry >_<
Havent watched the new ones
for reference i hate reading text specifically at the beginning of the game
its okay
(I feel like it should be obvious but I am joking)
But I loved the old ones
star wars is just mid at worst
the original trilogy is good
granted all I've seen is the original trilogy, the prequel trilogy, and the first of the sequel trilogy when it came out
I watched the other two trliogys when I was like five so uh idk
oh but I did see episode 4 a few months ago
it's been so long since i've seen anything related to star wars
But I dont know if It should start when anakin was little or luke was finding the fathers path
I watched all but what order did I chosed I dont remember correctly
I think I started from luke yeah because it was the older ones
Yeah I cried after 23 games lost in rocket league
In row
From diamond 3 to plat 3 in 3 hours
Ik that feeling
Went from 420 rating to about 250
im bored whjat do i do
hat is he pointing at
BALATRO SPOTTED
wait I thought I was in a different server
no shit balatro is there
I'm a little slow leave me be
Nobody said I think XD
ungrilled cheese sandwich
no stop please
play rain world
one time I had a blueprint and gros michel and the gros went extinct and I lost the run
Mmm yummy
dumb question time
what even are you...
I miss my ex
an idiot (me, personally)
soon we will have REAL CYBORGS https://www.livescience.com/technology/computing/worlds-1st-computer-that-combines-human-brain-with-silicon-now-available
Can I dm?
we can be bees
greetings and welcome to hello, subject: me
thanks
Wsp chat
wsp
Wsp
yeah im fairly active here
hey
i’ve thought about putting that in my bio somewhere
could be helpful cuz i always get questions about it qwq
its alright lol
i get how it can be confusing
Eh kinda
Wsp
the sky
Fr
mario tomato
to-to-to-to-tomato
Peak if it mixed with peak
I like too much punk rock when I was teen so... plays Balatro makes me remember a song called I'm Joker in The Pack from The Addicts. I love this combo nostalgic + punk rock + Balatro

I think you'll like this one, then.
https://on.soundcloud.com/03fVXCKJG6OgeSyPEx
Listen to Black Grease by theblackangels #np on #SoundCloud
Maybe not, idk
maybe yes 🤣🤣🤣
Im listening and this song is so good, I love the guitar riffs
I haven't been knowing this band before
Glad I could help lol
Oof, that one needs SoundCloud Go+
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There ya go
don't take drugs or else you'll be like groot
Woo! It's Concertathon! 8 shows back to back to back! which one do you wanna attend ?
"Spark Up Your Life" by Spark Girls.
"Soar Me To The Earth" by Frank Rimattra.
"Rad Reputation" by The Redhearts.
"Moves Like Stagger" by Stranded 5.
"Mothland" by Temperature Forecast.
"Ode To Gvozdi" by Wolfgang Mollard.
"Tick Toll" by Dick Ashley.
"Dame Da Ne" by H'stunnhe M'cu.
"Sea Of Songs" a collection of concert songs in CD form to watch at home.
yeahhhh 🖤
Bruh I tripped and I got carpet burn so bad in bleeding
bros am i cooked if she leaves my messages unopened but has been active like 7 or 8 times since the message was sent

nah
this is a girl who SUGGESTED we go out on a date which is why it's so confusing
Anyone here know anything about importing vapes?
Just wondering
Like legal wise
If so please dm me
i did, was trying to set it up and something else always came up, finally got the insta and now this is happening
idk I don't want to overreact and "move on" but it feels like I'm clearly not a priority
Sell them empty
and i dont expect that either
it's a hard world out there for the mid
i'm a toad tryna eat swan meat i'm afraid
"You have to decide that you dont care what others think of you"
basically I have higher physical standards than I should with my appearance unfortunately
neither, just genuinely average
thanks man, I don't want to get all defeatist it's just a bummer, I'm really new to all this kinda shit
didn't get the healthy way to deal with all this in highschool I suppose
tinder and hinge, and cause she's pretty funny and interesting
tinder is worse than useless but I'm still on it
similar sense of humour, interesting hobbies, yes
we're also both autistic which helps
You sound like you’ll make good friends
a daughter and a son
That’s creepy and allosexual, me no likey
Get to know her really well as friends for a few years. Then, when you’re so close you’re practically inside her, lick her face or something
kinda fax on the second point cant deny that
i'll chill
whatever happens happens
nah man I'm here to hear the truth not what I want to hear
I appreciate it
maybe I'm just looking for this to be my "out" for the absolute nothing going on in my life rn
uni student
Pro tip: if you have weird romantic feelings for anybody, tell them immediately in the most concise way possible
It’s not wasting time if you enjoy it
yeah idk shit just be boring as hell nowadays
I'm moving out of this shithole soon so hopefully that'll be a step in the right direction
and what would that be
man i already finished balatro
There's always c++
HELL nah
depression cured fine shyt just matched with me
Man you are changing Girls like socks
hey man if they aren't talking to me there's not much else to do
dumb question time
do you throw it on the dance floor?
What do I throw on the dance floor ?
I mean vomit on the dance floor sounds like fun :D
Up
And down
And round
And round
Give me my mind back now
what is my LUCK
Red deck
Holy shit
I love dan hentschel
You got shuckle???
this is my second shuckle actually
🤤
Got a Mario plush at a recent rhythm/fighting game event, and when it was time for my friend and I to check out of the hotel, I stuffed him in my tote bag and hung him on the bellhop cart
Destroy 2 selected cards
Oh no
I thought you made him a punching bag from the picture
does anyone know how to simulate the card editions in aseprite?
"What could paw-sibly go wrong," says Bubsy, repeating his iconic catch phrase when his friends dared him to dress up like a girl.
Bubsy looks at himself in the mirror. Suddenly, he realizes that this was the only time in his life something had ever gone right.
"_Oh_," she says.
365
1563
We got trans bubst before gta6
We got BASED Bubsette before GTA6
Hard smash
Like lets say I'm playing hollow knight
This game is so fun and I'm good at it I beat pantheon 5
Oh hey I'm playing Celeste and I beat farewell
Oh hey I'm playing Terraria and I beat getfixedboi
I have so much fun
But then 3D
Like I'm playing this cool new spiderman remastered
And why does the camera rotate uncontrollably when I dont want it to
Bro struggles to play minecraft
Why do I need to press 7 buttons at the same time to walk
good for you i guess just dont play 3d games then
Thats what I'm saying
You should be able to turn thst off in most games
Ok?
personally i like certain 3d games and certain 2x games
your point..?
2d
I just dont like 3D games most of the time I just wanted to share that
I'm not sure if theres any point to be shared other then me disliking it
The only fun 3D games for me are rpgs and strategies puzzles etc
have you played any 3d games aside from spider man
I did
i’d say something like mario odyssey has pretty fair controls
I've played like 5 3D games that I don't like
Breath of the wild and tears of the kingdom too
true
Superman64 is also peak
Superman64 is so fucking ass dude lmfaoooooo
Then I am going to fly through rings and then I am going to fly through rings
Me when a joke:
i can see the pain
Would you press the button ?
You will never be stressed or overwhelmed again.
But
You will never be motivated or feel anticipated again.
i had a dream last night where there was this arcade game and there was this guy who held the world record for speedrunning the game and my dad bought the arcade machine for the game and i played it and beat the guy's record
i feel like i already pressed this button
Yes because I would finally not be stressed or overwhelmed atleast
I had a dream where I beat the living shit out of my estranged sibling just before we were gonna go on vacation, and he made a promise he was gonna make my life hell and ruin my life for the entire vacation, so to apologize to him, I erased my memory of the incident just before he was about to enact his revenge. Because that counted as an apology somehow?
But really it was all part of my plan to regain my memory during the vacation so that I could beat the shit out of him again without being suspected so I could still enjoy the vacation
LMAO
@everyone
Also building a $7,000 AI PC here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5AsScj1xh8&ab_channel=SilentUnboxing
CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 9950X3D 4.3 GHz 16-Core Processor
CPU Cooler: TRYX PANORAMA SE ARGB 66.09 CFM Liquid CPU Cooler
Motherboard: Asus ROG STRIX B650E-F GAMING WIFI ATX AM5 Motherboard
Memory: Corsair Dominator Titanium 64 GB (2×32 GB) DDR5-6600 CL32
Storage: Western Digital Black SN770 1 TB M.2-2280 PCIe 4.0 NVMe SSD
Storage: Samsung 9100 PRO 4 TB...
Damn I just have sleep paralysis and go further
There was a part where a bunch of SWAT in helicopters chasing me after I had lost my memory and I asked what the fuck was going on and my brother caught on to what happened and said "I guess this is your apology" which I thought was kind of like some mission impossible shit LMAO, but there really wasnt much else to the dream cause I woke up before it ended
That sounds like good dream If im being honest
It was cause I got to beat up my pos brother LMAO
I have dreams where are im in place where i used to live and serial killer is going to kill me no matter what still the same dream but different scenario how it all start
Shit thats becoming trauma
Woke up to ballora from fnaf singing it woke me right up
One time did happened similiar but it was that I was sleeping and in the dream was playing song but when I woke up the song was still playing so my brain reacted to surrounding sound while I was sleeping weird right ?
9 days remain
To what ?
Gorillaz in Fortnite
Is that real?
:3
Hey all, is it normal to think people close to you are gonna try to torture/kill you when you go to sleep?
Do you needa talk?
I mean it's not normal per se but it's reasonable if you've had extended bad experiences (abusive partners parents family friends) or grew up in a bad neighborhood
My advice is just make sure you trust the people living with you in other areas of life and if you find that you do try to remind yourself that they won't hurt you (?)
I'm sry u feel like that tho
Gl
hi.
Hi
tf is this supposed to be
Woah it like in balls at tro!
Chat give me some gambling games to study, I’m adding them as cards for my own balatro clone
Blackjack and hold em is all I know
What if instead of blackjack it was bojack and instead of being a card game it was a retired semi-failed actor
And also was a horse
And fictionsl
And he had an one-sided rival with a good-hearted dog that was the host of the knock off show of his
That’d be crazy
You could make a tv show outta that
Maybe the show could start as a lighthearted comedy but eventually become a dark emotional drama
yahimod horse?
He neighs in perfect English: “do the Bojack! Do the Bojack!”
Best dance fr
Nope
striker strikes a strike on Phayze
you play games other than pvz?
Time traveling takes a while, y'know? I gotta get some distraction in the meantime
he doesnt “play” pvz that shit’s his life
True…
Chat should I pop a zyn?
Please answer the following prompt:
What would your pfp do if you were hanging off a ledge Infront of it ?
I don’t think Jevil would help
madoka would probably want to help but wouldnt think shes strong enough
I did it
what
Depends on if he’s sober or not
Either way I would probably fall
dumb question time
who would you lock eyes with for a straight, unblinking minute on this server?
:3
:3
:3
How do I counter sneaky lvl 14 mega knight in the pocket?
Thats Kyle :]
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Clash?
Just hit arena 15
I haven't played in so long
I’m in arena 22 but I don’t really play anymore
You need to bring your own snacks for yourself AND the kids and bring workbooks, but you only get paid 18 a day for 4 1/2 hours
Sounds awful
"Some of us are making a killing
Some of us would kill for a living
Some are living high on their lives
While lives are tryna survive
And some's just trying to fit in."
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Thats the neat part, you can't
Hello Carl
Gg wtf....
SEA moment
Been raining a lot here too. Tho luckily no flooding yet
Rip
This is actually an annual thing btw
It's just that the rainfall is double this time
Actually maybe there is flooding but i dont go outside enough fr 🤑
Yea. Im in TH btw
So we got the heavy raining too
Fair enough
"Sorry, I can't help with that"
Even better
shoot me the ledge
"Understood! Searching for "Pullup ledge tutorials..."
Is this fire???
That ralsei picture reminds me of togore so, yes
617 email seems not fine. 🤔
Is the wallpaper fire
such a cutie
Would you rather:
Always feel snackish and peckish.
Or
Always feel drowsy and slightly sleepy.
Well one or the other is definitely better than both
I donk know art vs
Because it wants love
this is why I wish I could draw
Okay let me try
Any results?
Yes the fact is true
Based
Sorry for being late, hiiii :D
Its okay :) how are you doing ?
They're jorking it
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I love him
🤯
why is pop! os a full tier above duckduckgo
WHY IS TOR UNDER DDG
but discord is much minor then firefox user bases. 🤔
Btw this is for a dice game I’m making, so if I don’t have a contingency plan I’ll die
Tracen Academy News: Goldship had stolen Taiki Shuttle’s revolver and has downed at least a few shots of blue curaçao, storming to the student president’s office to engage with Simboli Rudolf in a dual
I DONT KNOW MY SOUTH PARK PEOPLE IM SORRY IM NOT A SOUTH PARKIST
what if you went down south to a park tho
WHAT
what if you had yourself a time
massa got me workin
yeah see that's him
sobbing rn
it's literally peak
granted I haven't seen the newest season yet :(
cool tag but i dont understand what you're saying
but I know it's gotta be peak as hell
i only speak jimbo sorry
the fucking south park intro...
femboy jimbo?
GOLD SHIP JUST FUCKING SHOT SIMBOLI RUDOLF

you said "what if you went down to southpark"...
LOL
i havent southed my park yet
the intro is "going down to south park gonna have myself a time"
aughhh im southing my park aughhh im southing it
oh i didnt know twin ✌️
crazy ass coincidence
i prolly wont
yeah but you gotta watch all the specials and the video games in order
i watched the crippled crips episode tho
what if i was just a genius like that ✌️
🥀 will do
that episode was goated
(you can skip the video games tbf)
i love
two of the three games have an entire trilogy of episodes dedicated to promoting the game and honestly they're so goated
so peak
I gotta watch it fr
I spend like 25 hours a day watching random youtube videos
and then I'm like "i don't have any time to watch tv shows >_<"
i love youtube
oh my gosh youre so real
shes actually a hologram
miku
😭

miku ^_^
i like your pronoun thingy
i am 33 years old
smth smth
i like in morio
YES
🥀
my house is in the northeast section of morioh where all the villas are
and i am not married
i work at the kame yu department stores
jojos is goated
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession" core
two sides of the same coin
what if he was in a well
I wanna watch it but the person who made me interested in it pretended to be my friend for a year and then hacked my school email and sent my teachers emails saying I had a crush on them and swearing so I had to change schools so now I can't watch Jojo without thinking of that </3
🥀
my name is skyler white.. YO?
oh my gosh
my husband is walter.. white... YO?
casual lore drop ❤️
thats actually so evil omg
thats such a bum move
at least new school tho yahoo new friends!! BETTER FRIENDS THANT AHT PERSON
and then when she went to a new school she bragged about it to her new friends and was shittalking me which like sis they don't know me 😭
TRUE
💯
balatro community way better
what the bum
ESACLTY BALATRO LOVE
balatro balatrez balala ❤️ all is welcome
what the helly
also fun fact, I know she did have a crush on me a year or so before we officially met (we were in classes next to eachother so I guess she had seen me occasionally)
I just think all of that is really funny
annie u wanna publicly boil this opp with me
hell yes
thats actually so evil that that happened to you jebil
yes
yall ever noticed
granted since she pretended to be my best friend for like a year I'd been to her house before...

you cant spell your without our? that means YOUR problems are OUR problems twin ✌️
what am i a balagenius?
monke
i love this silly guy
EXACTLY
BALAGENIUS
i have a long ahh paragraph abt overthinking balatro features
idk if i should share it chat
balatro server speaking of balatro
i dont wanna clog up the server ill just dm u
OKAY
gyulp
what would yall say its harder, getting the plat for hollow knight or balatro
FLOWERY??
i think its something like
skill vs rng
nkt saying balatro doesnt require skill btw
THATS NOT HIS NAME
hehehe
ok I'm reading it and I'm starting to think they might not actually have played balatro
"At first, it seemed like a normal round. I placed my bet, drew my hand, but as soon as I played my first move, the game froze."
I don't remember the part of Balatro where you place bets or make moves
"The pixel art was sharper, too sharp, like it had been upscaled beyond its limits. The background was darker, the dealer’s hands on the table too detailed for a game like this. It felt like staring at a real poker table through a screen."
what dealer???
ok I read the entire thing it's not terrible
but it's not good
hi jebil
hi
yeah
actually i could totally rewrite this (i have no experience)
oh absolutely
it's an alright story but it was too open-ended
same twin
do it twin 🔥
There's potential in it, if it wasn't written by an ai that knew nothing about Balatro
Please choose Something Scary before clicking the black bar.
||If medieval people saw this, what legends might arise ? Make one up if you'd like.||
Hey do any of you guys play balatro
Death
||Google "psychopomp"||
"Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation"
Wait a minute
“I thought maybe I’d miscounted” sounds pretty AI here
Common sense dictates millions out of nowhere isn’t human error
The simile “like an old VHS tape struggling to play” turns me off for a similar reason
Leave it to AI to inflate simple messages with subpar descriptions without adding anything at all
Its pretty fun go check it out
Hmm...
Why did we name our star "Sun" but our moon is just "The Moon" ?
We named moons like Titan, Calipso and Phobos for the other planets in our solar system ?
dumb question time
did you do the thing?
nah, people just call all of those moons cause they're too lazy to say "natural satellites"
there is only one moon
the moon
what is it about tho
The same reason our sun is simply the sun???
Actually, what’s the contradiction in that statement?
Like genuinely curious
well, our sun and moon do have a name technically,. a lot of moons have names from roman gods, and the moon is called luna, and the sun is called sol
but the moon and the sun are more popular names
in astronomy though, those names are also accepted
Why are a lot of exoplanet names similar to those passwords that google suggest
theres a lot of rocks
Yeah
HUH???
Its like a roguelike card game where you play poker hands to defeat bosses called blinds
I did this thing
Nevermjnd j cant send baby shrek dancing gif
Next best thing
can i ask you guys a profound question
Yeah ?
Hi, I’m Nikky, a student, entrepreneur, and traveler with a love for growth and new experiences. Originally from South Africa and now living in NYC, I’ve had the chance to visit countries like UAE, France, the UK, etc, each trip giving me fresh inspiration. Through my business journey, I’ve been able to support myself through school, help my parents live more comfortably, and enjoy little luxuries, from travelling and self-care to reinvesting in my personal growth. For me, success isn’t just about money but about freedom, experiences, and building a meaningful life.
excuse me, respectfully, is this AI and are you a bot
No am not
Acc made november 4 not entirely out of the question but a tiny bit less likely
on the other hand, posted this self-intro-like paragraph 20 whole days after joining the server, and responded to my question in much less verbose english than the original paragraph implied they possessed
Good analysis
Their response didnt load for me until now lol
if you liquify water does it create more water
no bruh
That one person trying to run it under Wime being sent to the fire depths of hell:
no one reading allat
Its not long to read but why even reading it
Interesting
did you do your taxes
Yes but goverment took all from me
Robot
Dih indeed
y'all what am I supposed to play here
Are you okay?
discard for a flush
oh shit you’re all out
i see a pair
it’ll do
two face cards
Gros Michel carries here dw
No
You can have mine too
hey guys, i recently wrote a book and it's now available on amazon for you to read! (i made it minimum allowed price of 49rs in india, (so around 3 dollars in us) so if you can, please support it.) it'll mean a lot
Is there a back synopsis?
it's basically a story about a cat going on adventures, pretty chill for the most part
i mean it's very small, so should be finished within one sitting
it's my first publication so nothing too much
get outta here clanker
Thats brutal this would get you timeout on 24h in doom server xd
No im just saying
why would you get timed out for a slur that doesnt mean anything
having darth vader as your profile picture would get you banned from the jedi server xd
true…
I'm assuming she was joking
It did happened there to the guy for being robophobic
XD
??
theres no such thing as robophobic they literally are nonliving
as gabriel would say
not even mortal
Try not to be the most pretentious human oat challenge
Thats why im darth vader I got kicked and now I dont have place to live
Yeah its crazy
Robots arent an oppressed group they CAN'T have a slur
yea
the point of a slur is to dehumanise an opressed group, which is why only people of said group can say the slur
robots aren't human
they can't be dehumanised
"don't put your dogs bowl on the floor it's dehumanising" he's a dog 😭
real
also the word clanker dont even mean anything its just something someone made up
well
Its from star wars bro
What the hell have I started I only said the word will get you timeout thats all it did happen
they decided to psychoanalyze a joke like theyre on some intellectual pedestal lmao
What the hell is psychoanalyse
Simple words twin 🙏
Yeah we aren't, we're just in your head
Just analyzing the word
u know ball bro
just checked ur steam
Ultra kill and portal 2 🥹
Where is rayman ?
mid game
:(
Yea yea
Can't wait for fraud
And the third part
i actually havent played since , what is it, wrath?
the all white one
Couldve been greed
Nah its violence
Yeah you should, lot of crazy shit
