🃏・off-topic

[modern heart]

So like two stock Jokers would give it 1X per blind (which is a below average sell value)

[dusky wave]

Yes

[modern heart]

So on average you are probably gonna get 1-3X per blind

Total

Which is insane scaling

[dusky wave]

Consider some will be eternals

And you have to have free open slots to take the jokers

[modern heart]

Nothing forces you to buy eternals

[dusky wave]

I know

But if your not re rolling because money

[modern heart]

I would sacrifice all 4 other slots for great scaling xmult lol

Source: madness is amazing even without eternals

[dense salmon]

I was just muted

What did i do?

[dusky wave]

I have no idea

[dense salmon]

Anyway

Egg with this thing is just a free win, get egg up to $20 for free ×10

[dusky wave]

It’s also a legendary which you don’t find that often in most runs, and even then it’s random which one you would get

[modern heart]

Just buying one common joker a blind turns it into a selective madness pretty much

[modern heart]

Sure, but it also blows Yorick and Canio out of the water (aside maybe godlike canio RNG, but that's relying on 1/4 over and over and over)

[dusky wave]

You also still need a decent economy don’t you

[dense salmon]

Should i ask mod why i was muted? I read rules and now im just confused bc i didnt swear or anything

[modern heart]

I also think it should do something different, as nothing implies the roaring knight kills people to getting stronger

[dusky wave]

Yorick is based on discards which you always have

[modern heart]

If you cant manage your econ sure

[dusky wave]

It’s based off of ceremonial dagger, the theme song for the roaring knight is black knife

That’s why the effect is that

What else should it do

[modern heart]

Yeah I know

And I dunno, I just don't think it fits

[dusky wave]

Also perkeo + Observatory + some joker retriggers

Legendaries are meant to be powerdul

[modern heart]

It could do something with negatives

[modern heart]

White stake I guess

Good on its own isn't the same as good with the perfect setup

[dusky wave]

Retriggers all negative cards?

[modern heart]

That could work, though could feel bad with negatives being rare

[dusky wave]

Could be better for one based on the titan

[modern heart]

But in thinking negative related cause dark world creation stuff

[dusky wave]

Negative skip tag

Or a fountain voucher that makes negatives spawn more

And then the titan being part two which makes it so all negative cards have a 1 in 3 chance to be retriggered

And then if you have 2 OA6

Btw @modern heart is the art good for the card?

And did you see the third wheel card

[modern heart]

Third wheel was cool I like it

For titan and knight I have an idea

[dusky wave]

Oh did you wana see the other jokeer I made the other day lol

[modern heart]

Titan is like baseball card for negatives

Roaring Knight makes it so all naturally spawning editions on jokers are negative

[modern heart]

Sure

[dusky wave]

I assume roaring knight would stay legendary and titan would be a rare

[modern heart]

With those ideas yeah

[dusky wave]

Because negative cards are more rare maybe it should give 1.66x mult

You can have a lot more negatives potentially but that’s not in most cases

[modern heart]

I'm at a loss for words

[dusky wave]

Did you find all 3 hidden secrets btw

(That one was made as shitpost btw and not a super serious one)

[modern heart]

Yeah I recognize all three patterns

[modern heart]

Would probably be fine

[modern heart]

Knight could also make it so if a joker gets an edition, it gets negative instead

So it also overrides the three other skip tags

[dusky wave]

What if it made it make WOF always give a negative edition and made it have a 1in2 chance instead

[modern heart]

I think that's too specific

Could be

If a joker would get an edition, 1/4 chance to give it negative instead

Changing naturally spawning editions tho could be fun

[dusky wave]

What about like a negative riff raff

Creates two common negative jokers when a blind is selected but they have a perishable tag

And the jokers will have the perishable tag even if your not in a stake that has them

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

can you be trusted with coffee?

[tepid cave]

Yes better ask

[dusky wave]

There isn’t really a mod mail or ticket system afaik

[tepid cave]

They should add this for this server

[dusky wave]

They should, I have also made and suggested a bot that lets you make quick links to the wiki and they sadly said no
(It was self host able and open source)

[tepid cave]

But thats good idea they are brain closed or they could add Simply a bot that detects something bad or could make mods job

[dusky wave]

To be clear I didn’t suggest the ticket thing

This is what the bot I made did

[tepid cave]

But its on other servers and its working perfectly

[tepid cave]

Good idea

[dusky wave]

I mean feel free to suggest it lol

I suggested mine they said no and I moved on

[tepid cave]

When they reject my suggestion im turning to villain

[dusky wave]

Don’t, just be respectful and say thank you for taking them time to respond

There isn’t a point being mean and they probably have thier own reasons

[tepid cave]

But thats for their own good its community so they should listen if they want to keep the good community

[mystic mesa]

joker poker balala

🃏

[mystic skiff]

I made the mustard day video 🥹 🥹 ✌️

[humble smelt]

I used to ship uncle grandpa and giant realistic flying tiger when i was younger

[trim vine]

wh

[nova pewter]

Peak mentioned

[modern heart]

Just got home. That effect could maybe work but would just end up being a bit uninteresting imo.

[dense salmon]

mm food

[subtle whale]

Daily bible quote

Romans 15:13

"May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace as you trust in him, so that you may overflow with hope by the power of the Holy Spirit."

[dense salmon]

mf doom reference?

[sonic mantle]

Hi. Have someone had problems with the android version of Balatro?

[balmy compass]

like what

[dense salmon]

nah but why?

[balmy compass]

better if you talk about this in #🎙・server-chat

#1200105253559873707 there is a whole thread about android too

[dense salmon]

Hey vi que tienes un server en Español del juego. Me puedes invitar?

[balmy compass]

well mobile in general

[balmy compass]

no, por p

ahí te mande

[dense salmon]

peruano? soy veneco, si a eso te refieres. Que es peor

gracias

[balmy compass]

iba a decir puto pero tranqui lo que tu quieras no hay problema

[subtle whale]

Pistols put holes in people. Rifles put holes through people. Shotguns put people through holes

[dense salmon]

yes actually

[dense salmon]

cool

[tepid cave]

Beef rap is happening ?

[neat sundial]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOWMDMTaUT4

[gray harness]

big rock blon dies to several war crimes being done on it

[harsh trout]

Why are dragonfly wings so slimy bro

[fickle flower]

Is it

[rustic storm]

words

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

You're minding your own business when suddenly the skies turn red, the ground starts to crack and the smell of sulfur permeates the air, a demon has emerged.

It tells you that a long, long time ago, your ancestor made a deal with it and in exchange, YOU are payment!

How're you gonna get yourself out of this ?

[still kayak]

make them a sandwhich

[vale cliff]

How regressive

[cunning barn]

pull out the uno reverse card

[delicate lodge]

somehow these jokers won me on red stake ( this is my frist time winning it ) and im very shocked but who cares it let me win lol

[brave sonnet]

https://bsky.app/profile/doublefine.com/post/3luo4pz7ugo2k

Double Fine (@doublefine.com)

To honor Ozzy's larger-than-life rock and roll legacy, we're making Brütal Legend *FREE* on itch.io: doublefine.itch.io/brutal-legend

But this incredible deal will only last for 666 minutes, as the prophecy foretold. So get yourself clicking, before it disappears like a demon in the night...

🤘 🖤

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[pearl flume]

...i just realized, Tomodachi life 2 is going to be the first ever Nintendo product (that wasn't made by another studio and Published by Nintendo) where you can be gay.

[odd oxide]

💀

Controller for phone in portrait no less

[vale cliff]

One more word and I’m gonna have to start shipping you with gay people

[odd oxide]

https://genius.com/Taylor-swift-no-body-no-crime-lyrics

wait this is like actually pretty fun

taylor swift wrote an interesting song ong

[dense salmon]

?

Lol

[odd oxide]

isnt dave blunts beefing with someone

but like who cares

[sand cove]

Why is he so bad at this game lmao

Granted i’ve done like all of these except one

[slate schooner]

My goats washed

[weak breach]

blahhh

[sand cove]

He’s too old for these newfangled gamed

[lime shale]

do yall hear yanny or laurel

[tawny helm]

i can switch

[lime shale]

I can hear both but I can't control it

[lime shale]

I accidentally did the abandoned and green deck one before:D

[verbal ridge]

buying seed money on green would at least be a step to reducing the voucher pool

though you'd still have money tree

[vale cliff]

Audial bisexuality

[drowsy tendon]

need more mult need more multneed more mult need more multneed more mult need more multneed more mult need more multneed more mult need more multneed more mult need more multneed more mult need more multneed more mult need more multneed more mult need more multneed more mult need more multneed more mult need more mult

[gray wing]

Thanks google ai, 100% accurate

[drowsy tendon]

i dont think cavedish or gros michel is an part of legendary jokers

[wise prairie]

Introducing my first CD in what will inevitably become a collection. It should be delivered to me next month off of Amazon! Yes I spent $30 on it not including shipping, no I don't regret it. Great birthday

[lime shale]

hxh is peak🙏

[simple ermine]

BALATRO ON ROBLOX 😭😭??

[gray harness]

Are half of these even actual issues that happen to actual people (other than very new players I guess?)

[brave sonnet]

Well, first off, you're wrong, so jot that down.

[drowsy tendon]

well no shit

[inner dome]

Perkeo of Heidelberg 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[willow thicket]

where's "never"

[fickle moon]

in the future 2026 poll

[willow thicket]

okie dokie 🫥

[gray notch]

how do i get the server tag

[fickle moon]

profiles -> scroll down -> server tag

[dense salmon]

you already have a server tag selected though

[gray notch]

i didnt when i asked

[dense salmon]

oh alright

[sand cove]

A place in Australia is letting people play demos of it in September so it wont be before then, but it should be soon. I'm thinking second half of 2026 or early 2027

[fickle moon]

gta 6 vs silksong
the war of eternity on who is goin to release first

[glossy fulcrum]

this is old news

[sand cove]

bro everything is on roblox

[glossy fulcrum]

stop giving the creator attention

they’re stealing assets

[subtle whale]

Now for our daily bible quote.

Ephesians 3:20

"Now to him who is able to do immeasurably more than all we ask or imagine, according to his power that is at work within us."

[stiff sage]

balal

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

How would you spread discourse, misinformation and chaos?

[pearl flume]

I was reading some manga and was about to fall asleep when my heart started beating alot harder and faster.

It feels like I'm in a calm state of adrenaline almost, it knocked the sleepiness right out of me.

Wonder what's happening.

[rose holly]

https://www.tmz.com/2025/07/24/hulk-hogan-dead/

[safe phoenix]

it got announced to be december 24th

peak christmas present

[cunning sable]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePZS_Tmp3Yk

Puddles Pity Party - Crazy Train

[noble verge]

playing oneshot finally

[low parrot]

Please clean your systems

[neon yacht]

what do you think

[low parrot]

Doesn't looks like a good time

[balmy compass]

fake

[delicate tartan]

in soho rn. not having gay sex unfortunately.

[stiff vessel]

Nice

[humble smelt]

it's been a year daddy i really really miss you so much

mommy says you went to the store to get some milk

anyways im failing all my classes and mommy hits me very frequently

and she changed my name to tickle tipson

anyways daddy i forgive you for abusing me

please come back

[nova pewter]

He’s never coming back

[rustic elk]

hi everyone

im new here

[rustic elk]

i think skip

[inner prawn]

[tepid cave]

Hello and welcome 😀

[sweet shoal]

Hey everyone! I sent this earlier aswell but maybe there's new people online now. I've decided to start on a personal project collecting 2/3 dishes from every country all over the world. But I think it's more fun if I get most of the dishes from natives instead of just looking up what's a popular dish from a certain country. so If there is anyone that wants to share their favourite dish/dishes that originate from their country let me know!

[humble smelt]

WHAT

GEMME THE SEED

[whole junco]

7 8 9

[neon yacht]

@balmy compass nope

[balmy compass]

que

[balmy compass]

tf you are

[frosty fulcrum]

Saw these jokers desings on tt and thought they were rlly cool

[boreal meadow]

if not fake send seed

[boreal meadow]

those are sick

[delicate lodge]

AHHHH!!!! I was thinking about doing some jokers as humans but this is sick!!

[tired oracle]

FHSRBAMA

[signal kraken]

how could he! i mean the town saved his life, and this how i payed them back? let's hope the dynamite was worth it...

[molten stratus]

Do you guys like my drawing?

[dense salmon]

Hehe chess

[bronze lake]

Help

[sand cove]

I got bored so I made this

[gilded ore]

"We have a whole sale for german made games! up to 95%!"

• Looks inside

I mean I guess they did not lie about the sort of games huh

this sounds like a parody man

[sand cove]

The hell is wander burg

Also thats an oddly specific sale

[bleak crane]

Ts very fire, who's the artist?

[gilded ore]

wdym theres a lot of sales for each country every so often

this time its just german made ones

and I just

couldnt let pass a name like wanderburg go without making a joke lmao

[frosty fulcrum]

I dont remember, but the images have the tik tok watermark of the user's @

[sand cove]

Oh damn ive never noticed that lol

[gilded ore]

"German games here!"
Looks at the game, it's the most german game sounding name I have seen

Yeah they did not lie

[sand cove]

Could be called hamburgerbeerenstein

[noble verge]

ive been playing oneshot for like 10 minutes and its fucking surreal so far 😭

the way it uses your file name is so sick

if i wasnt a deltarune player then the disassocation between you and niko wouldve been a lot cooler and newer probably

why am i their god

[nova pewter]

Yuri

[gray harness]

another brotato d5 random/random run with Vagabond and the very first 5 weapons I found in the shop (you can't have 2 of the same weapons when playing as him)

[pearl flume]

Please choose a cook to make your food:

[forest thistle]

Split the triangle in half to form 2 right triangles. Both of them are now 30-60-90 triangles (Side lengths of 1-sqrt(3)-2, repectively).

Um hang on

I might draw it out

You don't need to find actual lengths but the ratio of the 60 leg to the 30 degree leg is sqrt(3)

So the slop of the line is sqrt(3)/1 or sqrt(3)

[wheat coral]

Gordon

[sand cove]

Jake

have you guys seen how good he is at cooking?

and anyways It'd be awesome to meet him

As long as he isn't jaking it while cooking my food bro I don't wanna eat that shit

[sand cove]

whats it like to be wrong?

[sand cove]

Wait when did i send this

???

[sand cove]

Oh yeah @delicate bane idk if you saw this lol i thought it was funny

[gentle pagoda]

This gotta be sum kinda joke 😭 first black deck run and i get this

[delicate bane]

what

LMAO

[delicate bane]

whats it like to be BASED?

[odd oxide]

5/5 but low rolls

Hm

[cunning barn]

ok so you need to find brainstorm in the pack since it sells for 5 dollars, then you have just enough to buy blueprint

[cunning barn]

that is unfortunate, good sir

[simple ermine]

I FINALLY HIT WHEEL OF FORTUNE LETS GOO 🔥

[delicate bane]

no you didnt

[vale cliff]

Damn, F in the chat for that guy

[subtle whale]

What other games yall play?

[willow thicket]

rip

[severe aurora]

we can't discuss porn games in here. 😉

🐔

[sterile vigil]

I spent an ungodly amount of time getting past 50%

[tepid cave]

How the level is called let me try it too

[lime shale]

why is there no filler in hxh😭

[sterile vigil]

Level is Called Gumshot
Yeah...
Insane demon

[sterile vigil]

I thought everyone hated filler?

[lime shale]

I mean I could just skip it but I want more hxh content
😭

[tepid cave]

Shiiiiit insane demon ? I thought It was medium 😅

[tepid cave]

Okay If I beat it its my new best my highest is medium sooooo yes

[sterile vigil]

How? 💀
Is your best like, Slaughterhouse or smth? How can you look at that and see a perfectly sightreadable, coherent level? 😭

[tepid cave]

Nah but I learned how to read levels like this so I think I can beat the level

[sterile vigil]

From my current experience, I'll say this:

The inputs are actually fairly simple and easy. It's just all insanely fast after 30%

[tepid cave]

Flashy levels lets goo

[tepid cave]

@sterile vigil thats what I thought my mobile cant take the textures on low detail mode around 23 %

[sterile vigil]

My phone can run it just smoothly enough with LDM

[sterile vigil]

Yk, same 😔
I wish there was more HxH to watch. It's been forever and the anime is still yet to continue

[tepid cave]

I have phone around 4 years old

[sterile vigil]

Mine's like 2-3

[tepid cave]

I could beat more levels but the textures my phone cant run ☹️

[sterile vigil]

Yeah high objects stops me from playing so many levels. Can't beat the magic gauntlet because like the third level in it, despite being only 6⭐, is so laggy even with LDM, my game just freezes and then my icon Just teleports into the nearest spike and dies

[tepid cave]

Yeah that one

[sterile vigil]

I can still run some cool levels though, even though LDM is a must. I've beaten Ultra Violence several times in 1 attempt, and my game was running smoothly

[tepid cave]

Its the Last level

[pearl flume]

My friend's favourite pastime is reading people fight over Bridgette's gender from guilty gear.

[severe aurora]

📊

[delicate tartan]

seeing people say my country "banned porn" when all it did was require porn websites take ID before allowing access to prevent exposure to minors

lol. lmao. rotflmfao.

[willow thicket]

bruh

[delicate tartan]

not having minors gain access to porn is good actually

[willow thicket]

that's true and I won't dispute that, but the statement itself is truly lmao and lmfao even.

[delicate tartan]

rolling on the floor laughing my fvcking ass off?

[willow thicket]

yep

[covert garden]

my first time opening a different channel other than game discussions

[deft oriole]

looks really easy

is that an insane demon

[deft oriole]

you’d prolly be good on a pc then

[tepid cave]

I dont have PC I had PC 9 years ago

[deft oriole]

it’s not just a good device what will
make you way better is having 8k polling on a mouse or keyboard

having like 0.125ms response time will make your wave and ship way better

[tepid cave]

Money thats only problem

[deft oriole]

yeah i totally get u

my mouse is a razer viper v3 pro and that shit was the most expensive mouse i’ve ever bought

[tepid cave]

For how much ?

Probably cost more than my ps4

[deft oriole]

it came it like last year and it was retail like $140 i think

i got it for like $135 a few months ago it feels great when i play gd with it

but i also got it bc i play counter strike and val with it

[tepid cave]

Thats what I thought it cost more than my ps4

[deft oriole]

last time i used my ps4 was to play bloodborne

i think that’s the only reason why i still have to

it

[tepid cave]

Yeah but I spent more in it than it cost by itself

[deft oriole]

word i got u

what’s your hardest btw

[tepid cave]

Medium demon B

Thats all I could pull on my phone

What is your hardest ?

[deft oriole]

broken signal by grax

b is a fun level

i think broken signal is like top 900 or 800 i don’t remember

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1251700762891784259/1382494213383524383/broken_signal_gg.mp4?ex=6884b4d1&is=68836351&hm=debd7f5a86efc68e532f2890e0a9be8cb17bb189b4a495c951ea45bfd3141e3f& ok found it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1251700762891784259/1382492227837628566/2025061.JPG?ex=6884b2f8&is=68836178&hm=6f06f2bcab5076917fd388ae0f340481f32013db54253d9b39ec6a845f477828&

[tepid cave]

This looks horribly hard

[sterile vigil]

Yo, fellow Bloodborne enjoyer??

[sterile vigil]

Ah I've seen this. One of the extremes that looks easier than it is at least to me.. I can follow and sightread a level like this much better than an insane like SFW or Gumshot. Although I've beaten SFW and I'm getting close on Gumshot

[sterile vigil]

Yeah that's Gumshot.
It is quite easy but it was hard to actually learn and read because everything is constantly flashing and 4x speed. Simple inputs become very hard to do

[deft oriole]

it’s really annoying icl not my favorite extreme

[fallen obsidian]

I have obtained a 🫏

[deft oriole]

i love that game it’s up there with my favorite fromsoft games but i like dark souls 3 and sekiro maybe more

[tepid cave]

What other extremes you beat?

[deft oriole]

oh yeah i think i’ve tried it i’ll prolly go back to it it looks really fun

[deft oriole]

cataclysm, stratus, niwa, and acu

working on this one rn called Mizureta which is actually pretty easy it’s like top 1100

[tepid cave]

Oh thats pretty solid

I cant even imagine beating one hard demon

[deft oriole]

acu was actually the most recent one i beat. yeah that level is peak the gameplay is super fun

[sterile vigil]

I could comfortably put Bloodborne in my top 3 games of all time.

And I'd even go as far as to say that anyone with taste should have Bloodborne in their top 10.

I'll gladly glaze it.
Also PLEASE GIVE US A REMASTER

SONYYYYYY

[deft oriole]

not even a crazy take

i just think the only thing that holds it back are few not so good bosses

but as far as favorite bosses in any fromsoft game i got dark souls 3 and sekiro

[sterile vigil]

The only boss I had an actual problem with was Micoshit

[deft oriole]

sekiro has the best combat ever

in a fs game

[sterile vigil]

I never played it much or got far.. probably because I didn't know where the hell I was going or doing..

[deft oriole]

that boss and one reborn and living failures the game has a more consistent lineup then most people give credit

Lots of people call sekiro the hardest fs game which i disagree with heavily

[sterile vigil]

Yeah BB has a very solid lineup of bosses.

Very little mandatory ones surprisingly

[deft oriole]

it’s definitely the hardest to learn but once it clicks it’s peak

also depending on the endings you do there are different versions of the same bosses based on the story and they have varied movesets

[sterile vigil]

Which would you say is hardest then?

[deft oriole]

it’s super replayable

this is cliche but i think the hardest is your first

but if you don’t use summons or any super busted setups maybe elden ring

[sterile vigil]

I feel DS1 to be pretty difficult because of jank and stuff..

Especially some areas with old bosses made into enemies and pasted everywhere....

The entirety of the demon place basically

[deft oriole]

i don’t think ds is that clanky but it falls off a little post anor londo

demon ruins is eh and i really don’t like the fire sage whatever it’s called

[sterile vigil]

Yeah... Also where the hell am I going? Big issue I faced

[deft oriole]

also the capra demon boss arena almost made me smash my controller

[sterile vigil]

I cleared that boss easily because I came to it far later than I should've, because I didn't know where the hell I was going and ended up... God knows where before facing it

[deft oriole]

but back to bloodborne literally my only complaints are like a handful of bosses and if you get stuck farming for blood vials without the glitched chalice is tedious

i’ve spent so much time farming in the nightmare of mensis

[sterile vigil]

Yeah.

Vial farming..
Not being able to rest at a lamp and needing to go all the way to the dream to reload...

The chalice dungeons...

The chalices.......
The plat is so hard to get thanks to them

God damn... Mandatory Amygdala in the Defiled chalice

Mandatory ROM

[deft oriole]

i respect the difference of how the changed shit like i don’t even hate the blood vials system

[deft oriole]

also that shit was hard lmao

fun game to platinum

[sterile vigil]

Game is surprisingly short thanks to so much being optional... I think I did a NG+ run in like 3 hours or less by just using the tried and true method patented by Joseph Joestar

RUUUUNNN

[deft oriole]

why do you have like all the same interests as me

you know peak

[sterile vigil]

Great minds think alike 🗣️

[deft oriole]

yeah jojos is like top 5 manga for me

[sterile vigil]

Hate to say I've never read manga 😅

[deft oriole]

bruhhh

jojo part 7 is no joke some of the best manga i’ve read

part 8 is really good too

but the anime is coming out soon

part 4, 6, 7 are my favorites

[sterile vigil]

So far 5 has been my favorite.
Can't watch 6 because not on my available streaming service

[vestal warren]

h

[dusty lynx]

Dumb question time

You find a VHS tape and watch it (somehow, who owns a VCR these days?). While watching the video, a Slime doggo with sharp teeth climbs out of a well and walks to the camera. It cuts to black and then there's a message on the screen.

"You will be visited by Kafkah and headpatted in 7 days"

What do you do?

[severe crow]

Kafka?

you mean franz kafka?

[dusty lynx]

close

but its Kafkah the slime doggo

the one in my pfp

and yes I stole Kafka's name because Kafkah is a small annoying thing that can only be delt with in unorthodox ways

[sterile vigil]

Is that a metamorphosis reference

[severe crow]

off course

[severe crow]

mmm

I don't know

If i get visited by Kafkah, what would happen?

(sorry for my bad english, I'm learning)

[tepid cave]

What the fuck is this ?

[vital rock]

Milk slices

Do you put them in first or last?

[tepid cave]

Thats cursed

[tepid cave]

But last

[vital rock]

Why?

[tepid cave]

Its better because the cereals will be little more chewy after they soak the Milk

But thats my strategy

[tulip moon]

I just got done with the new fantastic 4 movie

[vagrant valve]

Saw it last night

Peak cinema

[tulip moon]

I would give it a solid 7/10 not the best movie I have ever watched but not bad at all

The first end credit scene was peak though

[vagrant valve]

After brand new day we get doomsday

[tulip moon]

Cant wait

[summer cloak]

tommorowlanding

[tepid cave]

Kde je letadlo aby mohlo pristát?🤣

[summer cloak]

xd

[stable venture]

tired of your period? contact me! i can make it disappear for NINE MONTHS! thats right nine month! for the low price of ZERO dollars but i disappear too. ||/j||

[summer cloak]

xdd

[frigid hawk]

we are balatro

[humble smelt]

HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE

[spiral zealot]

cryptid mod

[simple ermine]

Chat rate these vinyls

[tepid cave]

Good 👍

[daring obsidian]

What type of dna IS this

XD

[vagrant sand]

Gamblers DNA

[winged willow]

My Instagram feed bro 💔🥀

[marsh cliff]

i need all the balatro memes i can get stuff like this

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

What is love ?

[odd oxide]

Baby don't hurt meee

[neat sundial]

I wish there were a service where I could sell my body fat to science and get paid.

[small mauve]

Me and my problem

[sour pilot]

pops will never understand my gambling addiction

[cosmic bobcat]

Where is omniman

[sour pilot]

this is good news. we can finally be bees. this is good news, you can be a bee

[neat sundial]

What kind of furry is your pfp?

[cosmic bobcat]

Main is a novabeast

Pfp is stolas

[unreal kernel]

ejrtr is omy5iman

hrhr

hehe

[neat sundial]

What's that?

[dense salmon]

Isnt that just cheese

[vital rock]

Milk why

[thorn palm]

#QC2Q8YPJ

[cosmic bobcat]

google it

[shell flint]

guys, should i start running?

[dense salmon]

No DJO??

Shame

[unborn swift]

can’t wait to watch season twoooooo

[neat sundial]

Will do. Give me a sec.

[dense salmon]

I wish runescape had good mobile controls...

[neat sundial]

Understandable

[balmy compass]

virus

[dense salmon]

Anyone know a decent mmorpg that has decent controls on mobile well i wait for pc parts

Balatro pmo

[balmy compass]

terraria

[vagrant valve]

Fr

[severe aurora]

mmo is a bit old genre.

[bitter fog]

chat what does it mean when she reacts with this emoji 🥰 to one of my messages

(on whatsapp)

[severe aurora]

that means she is not an human.
just chat bot to romance scam you.

[quick notch]

Run

[bitter fog]

i know her irl 🙁

[bitter fog]

am i that cooked 😭

[sturdy ferry]

anyones phone be making random ahh cricket noises? And how do I stop it? (Samsung btw)

[severe aurora]

bet you install some sus thing. that drag roach inside phone

[sturdy ferry]

lmao, but I don't think so, used anti-virus and nothin

[severe aurora]

in android/iOS structure, antivirus is nothing do about it, not like windows.
also you have to ask on samsung about samsung phone, not here.

[sturdy ferry]

true lol, just wanted to know if it was a common thing

[quick quartz]

Someone made Balatro in Roblox lmao

[sterile vigil]

Dawg you're ignoring the bigger issue here...
6 whole unread notifications!?! Are you a madman?!!

[tepid cave]

Im more concerned about how many femboy games are there

[sterile vigil]

Femboy games? What femboy games? All I see are 6 unread notifications and a circled Balatro knockoff ⭕

[quick quartz]

6?

[sterile vigil]

Oh uh.. my bad...
I am very sleep deprived and I guess I mistook 4 for 6

[tepid cave]

And what is up after the balatro game ?

[twin mural]

hey chat

does anyone here play mtg?

[tepid cave]

I dont know if it was something from MF DOOM I could tell

But Igor is not bad

[tepid lintel]

Haven't in awhile, but still fuck around on Tabletop sim.sometimes.

Used to play a lot on Cockatrice but kind of petered out after I lost access to the 250+ EDH decks I made.

[pearl flume]

Would it make me a bad person if, in a life and death situation, I'd rescue my partner instead of my kid ?

[noble verge]

god i fw dont tap the glass so much

first tyler album where ive added them all to my playlist (ikr im not a true fan 😔)

[twin mural]

i got like rn i can buy secret lair ultimate edition box for 150 usd but idk of its worth it

do you have any idea?

[modern heart]

I love MTG but don't like sealed or hasbro

What's inside the box

[charred gust]

What vibe yalling getting from this one

[tepid cave]

Nostalgic ?

[forest thistle]

Reminds me of "You" from Mothership's Unconfirmed Contact Reports

[full quarry]

balatro demo 🤑

[nova pewter]

Femboys games?

[split fable]

new pc ignore pablo ahh

[sturdy ferry]

ngl, if both are equal to you, that's just down to the specific situation you're in and why you're led to choose one over the other

[ornate jacinth]

someone recomend a youtube chanel to improve my skills in balatro

[delicate tree]

The Mauser Kar 98k is a bolt-action rifle with controlled feeding, based on the Mauser 98. The fixed internal magazine can be loaded with 5 7.92 x 57 Mauser cartridges using a clip or individually. The straight-pull bolt handle of the Mauser 98 was replaced by a downward-curved handle on the Mauser Kar 98k. This change made it easier to operate the bolt quickly, reduced the protrusion of the handle above the receiver, and allowed for the direct mounting of telescopic sights on top of it. Each rifle was supplied with a ramrod segment, which was inserted under the bayonet rail. By joining the segments from three rifles, a ramrod was created.

The metal parts of the rifle are blued, a process in which the steel is partially protected against corrosion by a layer of magnetite (Fe3O4). Such a thin layer of black oxide offers minimal protection against corrosion unless treated with an oil that displaces water to reduce moisture and galvanic corrosion. From 1944 onwards, phosphating/parkerizing was introduced as a more effective treatment for metal parts.

[shell blaze]

Was wondering if smart shuffle is good on Spotify.

[worn sonnet]

Anyone got any games similar to balatro on steam?

[worn sonnet]

I hate it personally

[still kayak]

My grandpa always said he had a black friend (he didn’t know what it meant) and now, at his celebration of life there is exactly one black friend.

[still kayak]

Pip my dice

[worn sonnet]

Coincidence? I think not

[modern bridge]

Teapot guy reviews green Starbucks cup

[restive hound]

Some unlucky mf got the wrong number

[tepid cave]

R2-D2❤️

[blissful mauve]

52 Jimbos.

[unkempt sinew]

"new" game acquired

[shell blaze]

Slay the spire? I also heard knock on the coffins lid and monster train are good

There’s also Clover Pit coming out soon too

[inland lintel]

@glass bear

[cold sluice]

guys he wont get off

[silver merlin]

Does anyone here play Fortnite? I'm trying to get the Summer Road Trip quests done and I have to do it in a party

[runic plaza]

I LOVE MONOCHROME EMOJI

[sterile vigil]

I haven't touched that game in a while

R6 is my main shooting game

[sour pilot]

so pretty

[pearl flume]

Please choose an animal before clicking the black bar.

||If all of them were to revolt and fight against humanity, how well would they fare ?||

[woeful bloom]

hello

[inland lintel]

@glass bear

[sturdy ferry]

NO MY AXOLOTLS WILL DIE!

[shell flint]

||happy 1st anniversary to zenith tower btw ||

[nova pewter]

Inscryption

[fiery grotto]

Humans

||I think they could pack a punch||

[glass bear]

Huh what

[inland lintel]

you play gachapon right

[glass bear]

Like what games

Or just in general like machines

[inland lintel]

nah the bot

gachapon

the card collecting bot

[glass bear]

I think?

Idk tbh

[inland lintel]

well in ur inventory for the bot u have a card that im looking for

is it for sale

its a halloween natsuki

from doki doki literature club

[glass bear]

Its for sale ig

Idk im prolly not using gachapon anytime soon

[inland lintel]

id love to have it, are u in the gachapon server?

[glass bear]

No

[inland lintel]

what did you collect your cards in before

[glass bear]

I think a server I was in that had the bot

I dont remember which one tho tbh mightve been one I left

[inland lintel]

do you wanna join the gachapon server rq so we can trade

you can leave right after but ive been tryna get this card for a while

[glass bear]

I'll join it yea

[gray harness]

whatever the fuck pvz3's Crazy Dave pet Twister is
||Eh, a jalapeno will do, how many of them exist after all?||

[inland lintel]

go to the channel titled gacha 2

tysm once again

[vestal warren]

@glass bear Tuah

[vestal warren]

join on that thang

[pearl flume]

Does anyone here play Stardew Valley ? If so, does a Golden Quality Sturgeon work for the Luau ? I have a Crimson Fish but I'd rather not have to use it if i'm able.

[dense salmon]

should work

but I just

check the wiki

[carmine sluice]

do i change my mc name to AntiTomfoolery

[hollow eagle]

Im trying to goto bed but i got that feeling of extensial dread

[tepid island]

#GuessTheGame #1170
🎮 🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/1170

[oak tendon]

what do you call a tool with glasses

a see-saw

get it?

[oak tendon]

get it?

like

see

saw

[tepid cave]

Yes I get it

[dense salmon]

Last night at work i made someone the perfect ice cream cone and the customer asked me to remake it, so i threw it away and made a shitty one in 30seconds and they gave me a pouty face

Like dude im not handing u food ur gonna make me remake when i know i did everything right and when you're at the window the main goal is to get you tf away from the window so i can hand the next customer their food

[fickle moon]

i would imagine u have threw that said ice cream on their face-

[dense salmon]

Nah

Dude was pissed that he didnt get the good looking ice cream cone

[humble smelt]

Hawk

[dense salmon]

its fast food I HAVE TO BE FAST Why tf would i take time to make u a good looking one again

[humble smelt]

Kill them

[dense salmon]

If i ALREADY MADE YOU A GOOD LOOKING ONE

Idk

[dense salmon]

Deserved probably

[fickle moon]

maybe they didnt think that was "gud looking" to their standards
which must be pretty low

[dense salmon]

They can buy way more ice cream for way less if they went to a store, with more veriety no less

McDonald ice cream isnt even good like

[pearl flume]

Huh, apparently we won't be destroying the environment for much longer. Gas and Oil is running out faster than we can find it and the demand is only rising.
We'll be kissing the black liquid goodbye within the century even.

[dense salmon]

If it happens b4 we have proper nuclear/natural power infulstructure ppl will be without heat and clean water, like horray for the enviorment 100% but its the inpoverished who will suffer exclusively

[pearl flume]

As a Druid, I see this as an absolute win

[dense salmon]

As a poor person my life is going to suck

[pearl flume]

return to monke

[dense salmon]

I cant i tried

Bears are fucking scary

[runic plaza]

Mine was a human and they would totally die

[unborn swift]

||A committee of bearded vultures would be scary
but I guess they would be gunned down sadly||

[elfin prawn]

@obsidian scroll touch some grass

[dapper hare]

Mantis shrimp, amd theyd probably kill millions if they got out of water

Their claws have the same attack force as a bullet

[valid peak]

Why isn't judas priest a big name bruh

[subtle whale]

I liek tlou2

[wise prairie]

I got this very interesting necklace from a strange gypsy woman

It feels like it was fated

[tepid cave]

This item will give 5+ strenght and -2 vitality

[wise prairie]

And a badass bird costume. In exchange for the lives of my closest friends

[tepid cave]

The whole set will give you bonus point in what stat you want

[tepid lintel]

Oh I haven't played paper magic in like 20 years 😅

[somber steeple]

What do these numbers beside ppls ig accounts mean??

[clear sandal]

fun game

[unique bridge]

Is there like a 10 hour version of the Balatro theme on Spotify, I can’t find one but I want one

[somber steeple]

Just use youtube

https://youtu.be/394-Eh7jv0s?si=l6hu8OrP5p6uZmIi

@unique bridge

[unique bridge]

Problem is YouTube turns if off when I close the app and I can’t pay for premium

[clear sandal]

download any player and the video

i just wouldnt recommend downloading a 10h video lol

but 1h is fine

i use lark player

[unique bridge]

Thank you man

[clear sandal]

not true

why isnt lois already taking it

[tepid cave]

How many seconds the person have to live

[somber steeple]

Me or him

Him: many

Me: like a few

[tepid cave]

Chose

[somber steeple]

🏿

I pick me

[tepid cave]

Is that your final decision?

[somber steeple]

Sure why not

[tepid cave]

Okay because you won nothing ,go get yourself something expensive for the reward👍

[somber steeple]

mf doom

[tepid cave]

What with him ?

[somber steeple]

Im buying mf doom

[tepid cave]

Nah you cant do that

[somber steeple]

I might be on a list of some kind

but we dont have to talk about that

[astral prism]

Rate my rocks

[somber steeple]

4/10

mine is better

[astral prism]

Let's see it

[somber steeple]

ok wait

Minecraft

[buoyant shuttle]

Hi, some people and I are making Balatro jokers on wplace, a website similar to r/place but on a global scale. If anyone wants to help, I can share the invite to my alliance "Balatro Balatrez"

[safe phoenix]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UG_WM7LbQ2Q

[maiden scarab]

whats the name of this

[keen hedge]

hey I need help raiding a discord server
it's full of Nazis and they tried to dox and kill me a few months ago

[glossy fulcrum]

sufficient.

[glossy fulcrum]

unnatural.

[rose fulcrum]

dang 100

[modern heart]

frame 0

[exotic peak]

Is this maze too big it's my first ever maze :3

[sturdy echo]

It looks like a QR code

[modern heart]

i dont think its too big, but its currently incompletable lol

[sterile vigil]

So brainrotted, doesn't even know how to operate a doorknob 😭

[dusky wave]

How’s this for a joker idea chat?

[crystal rampart]

how would you calculate a decimal factorial?

[dusky wave]

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?query=&i=4.2!

[crystal rampart]

Didn’t think of integrating, je suis a buffoon

Thanks for getting me learned 🙌🙌

[dusky wave]

Np!

[dusky wave]

It also takes this calulator like 5 minutes to integrate this lmao 😭

Probably why it dosnt support inputting 4.2! Normally

[crystal rampart]

I found my graphing calc from a levels and it was able to come to the same conclusion

Can’t believe my school made me buy a £40 calculator though, still fuming

[dusky wave]

My calculate is accuracy it’s just slow

This was a 20 dollar calculator and it’s the cheapest one that’s still somewhat useful for exams that ban graphics models

Also Texas Instruments and to some extent Casio have a completely monopoly on the education market so they can charge whatever they want sadly

[crystal rampart]

So glad I do a non STEM degree and so I should be able to forget maths soon

[dusky wave]

These devices shouldn’t be more than 10 bucks

[crystal rampart]

Yeah a cg50 was 40

[dusky wave]

Or atleast be much more powerful for the price

[crystal rampart]

I could buy an old Nokia that Is more powerful for the same price

[dusky wave]

They could 100% put a pi5 level CPU/GPU in there for the cost of a 100USD

[ember eagle]

Your an old Nokia

[crystal rampart]

Okay billy big bucks, I have £5,30 to my name

[crystal rampart]

Hey man what gives

[dusky wave]

Oh no I don’t have a calculator like that 😭

[ember eagle]

I meant a BLACKBERRY BWAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[molten stratus]

winrate on balatro down but money up🔥

[dusky wave]

What’s so funny

[ember eagle]

Me

[dusky wave]

But yeah @crystal rampart how dose the joker feel balance wise

It can go up to 40k mult at its max

[clear sandal]

lootplot, its a fun roguelike, but i feel like it lacks something, idk if just didnt try much (which prob is the case) or the game just got bottlenecked to the point i got, but ill play it rn its really fun, but the synergies are kinda way too simple

got to like 1e12

could go further but i got bored and just speedran

[gray harness]

Neighbor, what are you gonna do with my squash?

[ember eagle]

OH MY GOD ITS HIM

[gray harness]

wabby wabbo

[ember eagle]

It’s an honor

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

You are a sailor. Life is modest. A little angler'ing here, a little swabbing there. At the end of the day you do your job and get your fair share...Until this morning when you step onto the deck to find the captain in the water and the crew staring at you.

Somehow, after a mutiny, they decided that young, humble, hardworking you deserves to be the next captain! A band of 30 men with fresh blood on their hands now eagerly awaits your orders as a well timed ship waving the skull crossed flag enters line of sight.

What's yer command, Cap' ?

[craggy geode]

probably buy swashbuckler off of the balatro shop

[gray harness]

Well, I guess they gotta get my fire-breathing dragon and butter-throwing corn plants out and ready for the fight!

[harsh sorrel]

When the petition is not signed

[wild maple]

Hello chat

[prime willow]

[sharp bay]

Hello

[still kayak]

noooooo

[somber steeple]

Chat

Is this drinking from the bottle or the mug

[sterile vigil]

Bottle I'd say. It's like drinking from one of those reusable metal water bottles with handles you'd take with you to gym or lunch or something. Except much more weird and all

[sharp bay]

Funger

[dense salmon]

HI!

Im generic modern MMO

We have
.1) Basic ass anime art style/old school runescape "inspired" art
.2) Monetized progression, despite $20 to purchase the game
.3) No player base

[dense salmon]

funger refrence?
-# I actually don't like funger gameplay, i gave it 5 chances, i had to edit the code to get the game to work

[sharp bay]

The coin flip?

[sharp bay]

Also hello nice person

[dense salmon]

Thats part of it yeah

I almost got to the game end once too and it wasnt satisfying to me

I like the immersion sim stuff but it doesnt feel immersive enough to trigger those happy chemicals like cruelity squad

Im not particularly a lore person and thats what i believe thats how the game is trying to make u interested in it

[frail compass]

Pov: Murphy had a nightmare

[queen palm]

random rant but god do i hate ai generated text

so lifeless and

just no voice

[sterile vigil]

AI is so horrid the way it's mainly used 😭

[wide torrent]

are there any poker players here who can tell me why straight is lower than flush

[broken root]

That’s normal in poker

Flush is higher than a straight

Odds of hitting a flush are slightly lower

[forest thistle]

But with the discard mechanic, flush is easier to achieve over straight

[bold rain]

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx_p9OH7wbnlT8D8qY0scnAUE_WfIAEbSD?si=XZEtZP97znF_KQUO

[wide torrent]

ah

[dusk wasp]

https://astrobiology.nasa.gov/news/caltech-researchers-find-evidence-of-a-real-ninth-planet/

Balatro players rejoice: Planet X may in fact be real

[brave sonnet]

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8111da4b-3eed-4551-8237-7f50f055b034.jpeg

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/21db3ff8-ef24-45b9-be26-8630239c530d.jpeg

[calm imp]

I just read an article that might be bullshit but idk. It's from gamerant about how alot of games use generative ai and a few included is my summer car, balatro, stardew Valley, deltarune ch 3&4, peak, Category one, palworld, and Hades 2, but when I linked it to a friend they changed it to remove the list and most of the mentioned games.

It smells like bait

[pearl flume]

Is cheese supposed to make the side of your mouth/your jaw tingly ?

[split mirage]

Most gaming "news" outlets are bait nowadays.

[pearl flume]

Specifically it's Smiling Cow cheese.

[brave sonnet]

...no?

[brave sonnet]

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/5280a390-fe8b-4bad-9469-60bef3bdabcb.webp

[pale stump]

Where do I post this? It's not a bug just a miscoloured pixel

[raw seal]

it's not just a stray pixel. look at the other half, there's one there too in the appropriate color

[pale stump]

I apologise I meant to say miscoloured or in the wrong colour I have no idea how I manged to get that to stray pixel

[subtle whale]

Forgot my daily bible quote yesterday so I'll do two

Number one

2 Corinthians 4:16-18 - "So we do not lose heart. Though our outer self is wasting away, our inner self is being renewed day by day. For this light momentary affliction is preparing for us an eternal weight of glory beyond all comparison, as we look not to the things that are seen but to the things that are unseen."

And number two

Romans 8:31 - "What, then, shall we say in response to these things? If God is for us, who can be against us?"

Have a good one guys ❤️

[mild breach]

I'm sorry for diverting away from the topic, but... I am trying to make a tabletop DnD type game with poker cards... and I'm trying to find some friends to brainstorm with so I can bounce around ideas and see what I want in the game, so... does anyone want to contribute? I'd be honored if you'd be there to attend.

[split fable]

hi

[mild breach]

Hello!

[worthy cargo]

HOW rare is that u find a black hole sitting in a celestial pack

[lyric elk]

in real life? not at all

in balatro? higher than real life

apparently 0.3% (source wiki)

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

what is love, and why dont you want baby to hurt you?

[sullen niche]

Does anyone here know css I need help

[vale cliff]

Bro has the deck of many things

[zinc quartz]

close call

[spare current]

"oh boy i love living in florida"
the humble 🌀 :

[bitter plume]

It’s intentional

[bitter plume]

Would love to

[mild breach]

Oh? You're the first one to actually respond to this

[sharp bay]

Hello

[tulip moon]

Get a load of this guy

[pearl flume]

Please choose 2 Passive Ability:

Pass Me By- People are more compelled to leave you alone, especially if their intentions are negative ones.

Fly Me To The Moon- All actions requiring skill or labor done after 8 P.M has a moderate efficiency buff.

My Way- You gain a moderate critical thinking buff when using your own methods instead of others or predetermined ones.

Something Stupid- You gain a notable success and luck chance increase when doing a "stupid" or "silly" action.

Here's To The Losers- If you failed at a task or objective, regain 75% of lost motivation and energy used.

[lilac grotto]

what are you guys' favorite time of the day, as in time on a clock.

[balmy compass]

7:00am

[sharp bay]

Chicken burger clock

[raw mortar]

uhhh probably 13:77 dm

[trim vine]

what are you having trouble with

[sullen niche]

I figured it out (loading a custom font)

[trim vine]

oh

(i've never tried that)

[brave sonnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452881572543201280/1399608388815421561/HvLTOWr8jcLpAE3gccJ9UlUVJb1kxp08yF2ZCaWnVtD_An9c4gTV8HsNiJ-U8wFD-OBAHgI6aU-8gZf7EW1UaFa7.jpg?ex=68899e63&is=68884ce3&hm=9425c94507d523dcd45e557ea6d8dfa4a9164cbf7223f2b536a2debf146cdf48&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452881572543201280/1399589350672437410/RDT_20250728_2205477778713088241758892.jpg?ex=68898ca8&is=68883b28&hm=a82979a4e651518a51f42d0059366a8dea2bbd0acf0164043bad11dd4f92b8ae&

[vale cliff]

The kind of powers anime protagonists overthrow the Italian mafia with

[trim vine]

cringe reveal

[strange lintel]

Chat do we approve

[glossy fulcrum]

as a cat i handle energy drinks just fine

[tepid cave]

Pass me by and my way

It was 2 or only 1 ?

Then if only one ,my way

[somber steeple]

Froggy rock

[summer cloak]

https://kick.com/fifqo

[jagged sky]

Soo, wvich one is better, this cup or the wheel of fortune

[simple ermine]

lines in a pattern

[pearl flume]

Sometimes I wish I could float through the sky like a fish in water.

[summer compass]

Hey i have a thorn ring for you Noelle

[tulip moon]

Take 4 and 5 and just start gambling

[summer compass]

Nice build

[tulip moon]

Yeah we get up to some silly stuff around here

[tulip moon]

I think my cat went to narnia

[somber steeple]

🏿

[tepid cave]

This is looks amazing

[high bone]

I know ❤️

[shut meadow]

i was just banned from balatro multiplayer discord because i left debug on after testing my own mod. i didnt even know or use it😭

it was one game lmao

[neat sundial]

I can't sleep, but I also feel sick because of lack of sleep.

[sly locust]

I found a pidgey in real life

I found another one

Pokémon go secret mode

🤨 🤨 🤨

Double pidgey let's go!!!!!

[sharp bay]

Knock yourself out

With a bat

[somber steeple]

i remember one time, i was singing a song that contains the n-word, i meant to be silent on those words but i accidentally only said them and none of the other words

[dense salmon]

no waow based gif?

sad

[buoyant ivy]

what's the most common STD for sea animals?
||CLAMydia||

[buoyant ivy]

~got to make a move to a town that's right for me~

[woeful hill]

I just accidentally won a golden pot with 3 JOKERS

[abstract plume]

Make a wish

[mystic skiff]

Yorick blueprint boot and brainstorm watching me lose against big blind

[fiery grotto]

Nice

[stray flax]

jimball

[balmy cave]

Just lost power and it’s 95 degrees outside

Yippee

[subtle whale]

Daily bible verse

Deuteronomy 31:6 - "Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, or the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you."

God bless ❤️

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

whats your faviourite thing to throw through a glass window?

[forest thistle]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestrations_of_Prague

[severe aurora]

💁 🪟

[brave sonnet]

IS THAT A FNAF REFERENCE???

I can see gifs haven't been banned, but any time I try to post one, it gets blocked. What's happening here?

[unborn swift]

i’m goated

[grim warren]

my brother

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

If you could tame a member of a species to be friendly and docile (enough to be your pet). What would it be ?

[modern bridge]

Platypus

[terse vine]

Probably orcas

Smartest things on earth besides us

Imagine a water tank u can deploy which has the intelligence of a pack of orcas

[sturdy echo]

Humans
(Slavery) [JOKE]

[boreal ravine]

2 & 4
-2
It’s always after 8:00pm

-4
We be silly

[stiff sage]

grace meme dump

[pearl flume]

Should I get Stardew Valley on PC ? I currently have access to the switch version and have played for about 3/4th of a year but the device isn't fully mine and I have to share it.

[modern bridge]

Depends on whether you like the game or not. If you do like Stardew, then you can get it on Steam. If you don't enjoy it that much, you don't have to.

[brittle talon]

someone should put this as a pfp

[tulip scarab]

What the fuck

Its you

[brittle talon]

who are you

[tulip scarab]

Dashnet forums blud

[brittle talon]

oh

why did you leave

[tulip scarab]

idk like everyone i talked to left

[brittle talon]

i see

well have a nice day

[tulip scarab]

you too twin 🥹🌱

[tawny helm]

who are you bro

[tulip scarab]

who tf are you

what the fuck is a spoofy

what's a spoofy

what's that

[unborn swift]

THE PERFECTT GAMR

PERFECT 180

IM DONE

ALL ACHIEVEMENTS

[neon yacht]

yellow deck its too good

[acoustic turret]

what the helly goated run

[topaz sedge]

I made a pack of playing cards out of banners in Minecraft.

[candid adder]

I’m here to spread the word of the king

Play the king is watching, got me so hooked like Balatro

[pearl flume]

Why can't friendship work more like videogames ?
I get a bar to see how much you don't like me, I can just give you presents so you like me more and occasionally you send me 20 turnips in my mailbox.

[hollow latch]

@crimson owl hi i got a question to ask you about something, can you accept my FR?

Or i can ask in here

[simple ermine]

Flower

[worthy oasis]

hey yall im trying to write a novel and i have a document full of notes before i actually start writing (just to organaize myself) where should i post it for people to read it and possibly give me feedback?

[elfin prawn]

wattpad

[worthy oasis]

where??? is there a place to share only specifically notes??

[elfin prawn]

go find it urself🤦🏾‍♂️

[worthy oasis]

Bro i didnt

[past parrot]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DMjWIG0p6mg/?igsh=djJ4emRxZ3FhNGNn

[rugged bison]

thanks I hate it

[sharp bay]

https://www.reddit.com/r/kitchencels/s/yAVMMX3gF9

[unkempt sinew]

@balmy forge the https://youtu.be/4EMvmJVwdWY

[balmy forge]

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[hallow mortar]

Nice

[balmy forge]

wat

[unkempt sinew]

... what? the fuck?

[balmy forge]

oh sorry if I offended in any way

[unkempt sinew]

You didn't, I'm just

very confused

why did you copy-paste part of universe.bin

[compact timber]

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[unkempt sinew]

what is going on 😨

[unborn swift]

https://open.spotify.com/album/2tW6hYlPyIZJzxwQEm0EYY?si=MuuuzFkFT5CyJQJIeFOx0A
this album is so bad
its like processed food
what happened to the love
the original is way better

[noble verge]

least relatable thing ive ever seen in my life holy shit

[rigid vale]

most relatable thing ive ever seen in my life holy shit

[noble verge]

the duality of man

[gusty galleon]

whys this so funny

[shell flint]

[fluid owl]

do u think silksong will get a release date in the Nintendo direct tomorrow?

[compact timber]

Better?

[split fable]

homophobia

[glossy fulcrum]

how is it possible for someone to be so relatable

[queen palm]

temple OS is gods favorite OS

[warm echo]

you cant make me leave

[queen palm]

are you british

[warm echo]

linux is part of balatro because im on linux

therefore it is not offtopic

👍

[queen palm]

wait no not you

[runic plaza]

Do you run balatro natively?

[queen palm]

why'd i ask that

[tribal dagger]

HolyC my love

[queen palm]

yes

[warm echo]

nope im straight beer smoking crack drinking gun humping american

[queen palm]

i run balatro in tmux

[trim relic]

Justin Bieber Linux is also a fav