#🃏・off-topic

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placid mason
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Scary but arousing

velvet void
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I see

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Talking about arousing

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I remembered I have this screenshot from Majotori

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"And they did it"

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lol

placid mason
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Ah rosa is Argentinian

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It’s making sense

velvet void
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She is?

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I thought she was from PR or something

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Or Mexico since her dad is Machete

placid mason
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Oh, I see

velvet void
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Honestly I just did the association of Machete as her dad = Mexican

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Because Machete is Mexican

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I think Amy was Puerto Rican or Cuban

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Not fully sure

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Tho, they're both latinas yes

placid mason
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Her parents were Cuban

velvet void
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Ah, yea

placid mason
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I’ve been to Cuba, it’s quite nice

velvet void
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I've never been

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I've heard that it's nice tho, yea

placid mason
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I like that all the cars there are old school but they’re kept in good condition

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It’s like everything is stuck in the 70s and 80s still

velvet void
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Well, those are good cars

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Even better kept in good shape

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Not like these beast trucks some assholes have

placid mason
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Yeah, you can tell they maintain them well

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I guess cus they have a hard time importing newer vehicles

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So they take care of what they have

velvet void
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They are commercially blocked, yea

placid mason
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The Dominican Republic is nice too but if I had to choose which I liked more I’d probably go with Cuba

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Man I think I need to go on another vacation balatrojoker

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Been a while

velvet void
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Same

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Tho I don't have the money nor the time

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Nor the gf that invited me

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Damn

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Honestly I'd go back to Mendoza

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It was really nice

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I tried some really good stake there

placid mason
velvet void
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Argentina

dusk swift
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hello

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why are off topic channels are always dead

fickle moon
dusk swift
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anyways

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i need help with an off topic for balatro thing

fickle moon
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wat thing

velvet void
jagged ruin
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how much would yall pay for THIS game

deft pecan
jagged ruin
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its just juice

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the red one and the yellow one

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mixed up

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with slightly different ratios

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no theyre the same

worn robin
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guess what swrong here

loud galleon
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It’s scratch?

worn robin
loud galleon
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Aw man

worn robin
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not seeded i swear.

How about this one

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hint ||look at the deck||

modern heart
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Canio is fine in Abandoned, it just takes a bit effort

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But I would sell him for spare trousers because trousers are awesome

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But keeping him and playing around him is a fine idea

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Since it gives you later game xmult

worn robin
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yeah but like any other deck except for maybe erattic deck would have been better

modern heart
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Yeah, but that doesn't mean it's bad

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The tax you pay for picking abandoned

worn robin
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abandoned is amazing + i haven't beaten gold steak (only plasma and ghost deck have it unlocked) so i'm trying on a diffent deck

modern heart
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Yeah lol the tax is definitely justified by how good the deck is

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Even with Canio, adding some face cards isn't that bad

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Since the deck is so small, it's easy to find them

worn robin
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yeah, sold it for trousers and lost

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i did win blue stake right before this with trousers so this and the back to back legendary were pretty lucky

gaunt bluff
high bone
gray harness
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ez daily

whole junco
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Guys who knows an unhealthy relationship with objects shows cuz I have a question

sharp bay
cunning geyser
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how to not fall asleep during class?

lusty lagoon
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holy shit

cunning geyser
lusty lagoon
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460h in, dead god is getting closer

glacial ivy
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I decides to do a silly drawing of my blue stake jokers, there were five, the fifth one it's kind of hidden

frozen burrow
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blackout revival

sharp umbra
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Anyone wanna play yugioh

oak citrus
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I play Tri Curse of The Heradal in defense position. And play the magic card Ritual Rites Breaker to give it +700 defense. It is your turn

latent sparrow
high bone
latent sparrow
high bone
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Egg

tidal otter
marble vine
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my stupidest chimps run yetfor the btd6ers

deft pecan
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What do yall know about Fractal Block World

restive sand
pearl flume
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Artists of this server, please help.

I can't draw hands and fingers without making them look stiff or like wet noodles

novel hamlet
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Hello

pearl flume
odd oxide
pearl flume
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... I'd rather not ?

pearl flume
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Are thumbs supposed to be closer to the index or just 90 degrees from the palm ?

What's the natural resting position of a thumb ?

odd oxide
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Really good resource

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May be like denser than what you need

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But it's all good to bo

odd oxide
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Just relax your hand and see

pearl flume
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My hands are sore

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I litterally have a sore thumb

odd oxide
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I'd say it's like 30 degrees from the index

pearl flume
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Oh god nails, I haven't thought about the nails

odd oxide
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Don't bother for now

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Just focus on getting the form right

gray harness
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fuckfuckfuck im so relieved rn
playing minecraft rn, skeleton shot me and made me fall to a deep ravine, making me die, but thankfully, I took a picture of a dumb thing I found, and I got there, using the water bucket I saved just in case before my stuff could despawn... or so I thought, until a creeper exploded very close to me. I thought all hope was lost, but luckily, nearly all my stuff was at a different elevation, so all I lost was an iron pickaxe

odd oxide
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Nothing phone 3 is hideous

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Well it's not like that bad

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But still a big fumble

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Like why are the cameras misaligned like that

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Throwing ngl

tepid lintel
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I got promoted at work today ❤️

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Usually it's in front of the whole squadron, but I got promoted on the plane, so minimal audience and quick "ceremony".

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I appreciate that they did t that way. Promoted then get back to work

gray harness
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dawg how did you even do that 🥀

tepid lintel
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I'm gonna take my $86 per month extra and spend it all in one place

gray harness
signal osprey
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Cord

odd oxide
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It's not as bad as phone 3 but I think the whole bit with the nothing aesthetic is like really tacked on

tepid lintel
gray harness
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ngl I wish I could give you one of my plants for a discount for free, but the issue is our different timelines

gray harness
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What about a cattail? It's on water, so it waters itself by default, right? (please tell me that's how it works)

tepid lintel
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Canadian winters aren't good for most plants

gray harness
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oh

tepid lintel
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Technically there's plenty of water, but it's all frozen, and so is the ground

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Maybe once I move to florida

gray harness
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uhhhhhh, winter melon?

tepid lintel
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Because I was also selected to get trained and get experience on our nee airframe so once we actually get it, I'll be teaching that.

vale cliff
gray harness
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wait what does it do again?

tepid lintel
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If you take Pokédex information as factual, Lanturn is the most powerful Pokémon by a huge margin.

vale cliff
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Or just bring some Pepper-Pults if you’re vanilla Crazy Dave

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I forgot Frostbite Caves literally already exists

tepid lintel
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Here is why Lanturn is the strongest Pokémon and also why Pokémon is stupid

vale cliff
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It’s obviously Pokemon magic

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A lot of them probably do way crazier things in lore

tepid lintel
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Capture wild creatures ad make them fight for amusement.

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Nobody asks how the Caterpie feels after it was set on fire by Charmander

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Haha 3rd degree burns, no problem, Pokémon center, back in the ring.

vale cliff
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I unironically held a grudge with the franchise for years over this

tepid lintel
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Fun games but it's actually pretty fucked up if you take a minute to think about it

pearl flume
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Oh no! It seems you have an injury, that's fine, we have plenty of healers to help! Pick one!

tepid lintel
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Is the top left SCP-049?

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The Pestilence...

dry tendon
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peak game

gray harness
vocal bough
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@granite valve sorry for the ping here

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lol

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i tried my best to make it as simple as possible

granite valve
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Henlo

vocal bough
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do yo like my graphic

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it's like a rainbow

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cancer it's grey bc homestuck lore

granite valve
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AAAAAAH I SEE
that’s why

vocal bough
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yep

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tbh in the homestuck comic the zodiac signs are just used to represent the trolls, if you see hiveswap (other proyect from hussie that takes place in the homestuck universe) yo can check that there's a lot of other signs

granite valve
vocal bough
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yeah since we don't really know when jimbo was born that would be a really good idea honestly

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purple blood because of the clown feature and stuff
burgundy due his jester concept

granite valve
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Jimbo is honestly just an entity to me at this point
Omnipresent diety of poker

vocal bough
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now i have a whole different point of view to jimbo's troll sona because of that point you did

granite valve
vocal bough
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ohhhh nooooooo you gave me now more ideas

granite valve
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Luckily he doesn’t seem evil. At most he’s a little mischievous and picks on you sometimes but otherwise he’s just a nice guy to be around

vocal bough
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and also it's funny since humans in homestuck only have names of 4 letters (jade, jake, john, roxy, rose, dirk, dave and jane)

granite valve
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Jimb

vocal bough
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space is one of those aspects

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it represents the literal space and other stuff, jimbo 100% breaks the 4th wall and it's so funny now to think he can be a literal god in homestuck if he was in

granite valve
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And what’s even funnier
I don’t think he would abuse it, he just kinda knows and has fun anyways

vocal bough
granite valve
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Sexism at its finest

vocal bough
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YEH

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that bugs me about homestuck

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homestuck has so many cool things to make a literal rol game but ''oh no you can't identify as a witch they're female exclusive class''

granite valve
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Do it anyways to be funny

vocal bough
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oh 100%

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unless he's a mage which is a class that understands their aspect

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i'm going to sleep i'll draw about this tomorrow lmao ty

granite valve
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Me too

high bone
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What are Spotify adds atp

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Btw I thought male witches were warlocks? At least by like witch's get their power from the devil thing but idk

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Pvzf

vale cliff
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Pvzf

high bone
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Peak

kind mirage
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Anyone know if there will be a rerun of the Jimbo plushies

odd oxide
vale cliff
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Context?

steep dust
vale cliff
glossy fulcrum
stiff vessel
sonic peak
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TYLJB631 <-- better one ante 1 charm tag skip with bp in the judgement, negative baron in the first shop of ante1, and a mime in the second shop of ante 2

dense salmon
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I still havent replayed the perkeo seed yet

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Im curious how it goes

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How it can go

sonic peak
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Ok

pallid mortar
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i like gambling

odd oxide
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The comment section is here but the site is less readable and I thought you just wanted the poem

tepid lintel
fluid owl
harsh sorrel
severe aurora
daring remnant
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Got this for my final math oral today 😭✌️💔🥀

tepid lintel
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I used to know how to do that stuff

pearl swan
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good luck :3

daring remnant
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I sent the questions 😭

pearl flume
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M.O.A Conspiracy Theory:

The reason school teach us so much useless information that will never affect our daily lives is because when schools first started being a thing, they rounded up everyone who knows how to teach and made all of the knowledge they spent their entire life discovering need-to-know, and we never changed it.

vocal bough
dusty lynx
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dumb question time

how many skeletons do you have in your closet?

severe aurora
severe aurora
warm dove
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omg i gort the sun11!1!1!

brisk flume
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@gloomy socket

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buenas

sterile vigil
novel pecan
harsh sorrel
novel pecan
harsh sorrel
novel pecan
novel pecan
balmy compass
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tengo un servidor con memes

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quieren?

balmy compass
novel pecan
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Pues si

worn robin
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the self promo is wildagain

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naw again

normal holly
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"welcome to the world of street fighter 3"
ive heard that a million times today

normal holly
wanton dock
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bro I've never gotten to ante 8 😭

worn robin
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get gud

normal holly
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get lucky

wanton dock
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i try

worn robin
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a third thyme is insane

wanton dock
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the highest ante I've gotten to is 8

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I mean 6

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mb

worn robin
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this is seeded btw. my highest is 15

compact timber
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Showman; spawner of showman

compact timber
worn robin
compact timber
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No, game and dominate

wanton dock
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ty ty

worn robin
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or get a good gaming chair

wanton dock
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how's that gonna help?

chilly junco
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I found this really small deck of cards

dry tendon
vocal bough
worn robin
wanton dock
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i didn't know it held such power

worn robin
frozen burrow
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@harsh sorrel

harsh sorrel
tranquil latch
worn robin
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ok bro

tranquil latch
worn robin
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i haven't even beaten gold stake yet

tranquil latch
harsh sorrel
tranquil latch
harsh sorrel
tranquil latch
harsh sorrel
gleaming osprey
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Why dont we have a nsfw channel?

tranquil latch
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????

tranquil latch
tranquil latch
harsh sorrel
tawdry spoke
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guys yall gotta get me this

arctic ferry
worn robin
unborn crag
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Anyone know how to reproduce the negative effect on the joker sprites as png? I want to print negative joker

dry tendon
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on any image editing software u use

icy igloo
worn robin
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boss blind is cooked

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i got scamed

fallow badger
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Jimbo works here ahhhh pub

chilly junco
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I found the wee joker

stiff sage
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is it allowed to post memes in this channel?

restive sand
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Yes

stiff sage
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o ok

novel pecan
surreal widget
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ENTER THE GUNGEON IS COMING TO MOBILE!?

stiff sage
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fih

warm dove
candid torrent
candid torrent
surreal widget
cunning geyser
thorny mango
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there’s no fucking way

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the company glock, yes the company, took down a fucking Roblox game for ip infringement

stiff sage
viscid apex
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@tepid copper do you wanna continue

tepid copper
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I have to do other things

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Thanks all the same

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Bye-bye

slate schooner
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Glub shittos

pearl flume
merry wadi
shut steeple
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James "Jimbo" Balatro would probably take full advantage of technicalities.

pearl saddle
pearl flume
shell bridge
pearl saddle
pearl flume
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Please answer the following prompt!

If you could make up a word, give it a meaning and it is guaranteed that it will be used commonly, what would it be and mean ?

shell bridge
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It means potato btw

gray harness
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picture i took of an enormous cave minutes before dying and losing my diawond sword forever :[

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At least I got everything else back

oak citrus
glossy fulcrum
fiery grotto
oak citrus
fiery grotto
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Nah wait make it like a synonym of elegance

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Like “she was dancing with spalor” or “spalorly, the man tipped his hat”

fiery grotto
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Exactlyyy

oak citrus
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I'm going into the spa parlor, please park my Gucci brand Bugatti with the other horseless carriages por favor

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Oui oui, tre fancy

pearl flume
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This is a situation.

I found a cool cypher I want to learn but the instructions are in Latin and the place I'm trying to learn Latin from only have instructions in Spanish.

So now I have to learn Spanish to learn Latin to learn a Cypher.

woven sun
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also i can only record for 30s with standard windows recording for some reason.

hallow sluice
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Balatro

wheat frigate
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who else balatroing their deck rn

severe aurora
opaque rune
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is it bad that i almost slapped my cousin silly for trying to use chatgpt to express his feelings for a girl. he was trying to get chatgpt to write a whole prompt and everything.

severe aurora
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but if that girl was fake A.I. from the first, all the problem solved at one place. 8_ball

vale cliff
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But, even then, you can’t truly rely on genAI to mimic humans perfectly imo

sharp bay
odd oxide
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🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

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New butcher brown album is really good

versed patrol
pearl flume
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Would you press the button ?

You will become homeless for 6 months, with no money or shelter.

But

After the 6 months you get 1 billion dollars, no tax, no nothing.

vale cliff
pearl flume
vale cliff
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Also, are you literally unable to make money, stay at a homeless shelter, etc, or is the condition at the beginning a one-time effect?

pearl flume
vale cliff
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What happens if you do?

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Are you physically unable to or like, does some cosmic backlash happen?

pearl flume
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The challenge is forfeit.

vale cliff
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Oh, okay

pearl flume
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Someone is really confused about why I'm not letting them keep their pc, phone and apartment in the homeless challenge.

vale cliff
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I honestly think life is way too complicated for me to just up and vanish for 6 months…

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It’ll mess up my schedule and there’s no way to explain disappearing and returning with a billion dollars is going to be easy

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So, no ig

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But if I was homeless already, I think it would be safe to push it

lyric iron
unborn dock
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The fog is coming at 4:23 PM, June 26, 2025. Origin point: 26.395348193316° N, -144.778567450876°W. Expansion rate: 5·3x10^8 meter (5c)
In order to survive, sacrifice:
25 child/15 adults ⚠️don't ignore this warning

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Mb I felt silly

sterile vigil
# pearl flume Would you press the button ? You will become homeless for 6 months, with no mon...

Hmm.... 6 months, can't earn income, can't be in a shelter for more than a night.. what all is defined as a shelter with that condition?
Can I find an abandoned structure or tent, or something to live out of? Because idk if any human can just tank the elements for 6 months straight.

Can I potentially scrounge up cash for food? Can I get sent to prison or does that count as a shelter too?

There's a lot of factors that would go into something like that.. narrowing down all the loopholes, conditions, and exceptions is important to find an optimal strategy

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If I did press that button I'd immediately work on finding, and then exploiting and abusing whatever food/shelter source I can that doesn't forfeit the challenge

odd oxide
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Just shoplift

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If you get arrested it's free shelter

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And if you don't you still get resources

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And like the sentencing tends to be really light so by six months you'd be out of jail

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Also

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Homeless people have phones

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They're not fucking cavemen 😭

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Well ig a prison is kind of a shelter

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Still it sounds not that dichotomous

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And remember, some people already live like this with no incentive or end date in mind

fiery grotto
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Id press the button and just ask to sleep in my friend’s backyard

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And give them a million for helping out

deft pecan
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I want to jump

fiery grotto
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Jumping is not allowed

deft pecan
sterile vigil
deft pecan
minor bramble
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we are closer to the year 2050 then the year 2000
yesterday we were 8949 days away from both

vale cliff
odd oxide
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Ope

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stop killing games made it

deft pecan
odd oxide
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Piratesoftware Lowkey carried

deft pecan
odd oxide
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You don't have to

deft pecan
velvet void
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Bruh

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I took an uber to work this morning because I was going really late and the bus was not coming

warm mountain
velvet void
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And this dude just kept talking about credit and financial freedom

odd oxide
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Driving for Uber yeah no

velvet void
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Dude, just drive the damn car

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Huh

odd oxide
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@jade warren

velvet void
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💀

warm mountain
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well x3

jade warren
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Well

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it's gone

velvet void
warm mountain
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why would you advertise your nsfw server in a server abt balatro✌️✌️

velvet void
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Doesn't sound much but here it kinda is

odd oxide
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Has anyone noticed like ai discourse has devolved into who can come up with the worse analogy

odd oxide
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Like we aren't fighting ideas anymore it's just stories

velvet void
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Minimum wage is 500 dollars lol

velvet void
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And I don't care

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I just hate that soulless shit

warm mountain
velvet void
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I'm tired of fighting or debating ideas

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I just block anything AI that appears to me and move on with my day

vale cliff
warm mountain
unborn crag
warm mountain
brazen leaf
severe aurora
tough hollow
deft pecan
pearl flume
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Is anyone interested in playing Guess Who with Jokers ?

I'll start making it if yes.

spare current
spare current
placid mason
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Or in what time span

velvet void
placid mason
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That’s crazy

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You’d be living on the streets here if you only made $500 a month

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Could maybe afford to eat but not to have a place to sleep

velvet void
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So, yea, 90k is kinda good in 10 months

placid mason
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I agree, it’s more than I make

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After taxes and all

velvet void
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Mhn

dense salmon
placid mason
velvet void
velvet void
dense salmon
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I live in Bangladesh

placid mason
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My birthday is tomorrow though which the Americans will be celebrating

dense salmon
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I live in Bangladesh

velvet void
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I thought y'all had cheaper stuff

dense salmon
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🔥

placid mason
dense salmon
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Balalaro

placid mason
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Especially west coast

velvet void
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Well

placid mason
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I live by Vancouver, they think everyone is rich around here

velvet void
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A rent around here is about

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300 minimum

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For a kinda shitty apartment

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But it's 300

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Oh, shit

placid mason
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I pay $930 a month for rent but I’m renting out a house with 3 friends

velvet void
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I was think pesos, not dollars

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My bad

dense salmon
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I got lost in my own laughter cause of this video

placid mason
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300k would get you a down payment on a nice condo/house depending on where you live

velvet void
placid mason
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A townhouse here costs over 1 mill

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Small house

velvet void
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Honestly I'm kind of messing up the conversions

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Because here it's about 1k pesos to the dollar

placid mason
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You are from Mexico?

velvet void
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Nah

placid mason
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Hmm, Phillipines?

velvet void
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I forget how many zeros I gotta remove

placid mason
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Idk where else uses pesos

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Definitely wanna visit the Phillipines some day

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Looks really nice

velvet void
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🇨🇱

placid mason
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Ah, chile

velvet void
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Yea

placid mason
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Idk if I’ve ever met someone from Chile, we do have quite a bit of latin Americans here but mostly from Mexico

velvet void
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The land of the damned and the red scare

placid mason
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What is the red scare?

velvet void
placid mason
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I vibe with latin American people, never met any before moving to Canada

velvet void
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Apparently down here it's really strong still

placid mason
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Hungary is pretty much all just Hungarians

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Kind of a xenophobic place

velvet void
placid mason
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From me?

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Don’t think I have any screenshots in Spanish

velvet void
velvet void
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In the server

placid mason
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The extent of my spanish understanding is whatever I learned in grade 9

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Which was like 10+ years ago

velvet void
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Donde está la biblioteca

placid mason
velvet void
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Yea

placid mason
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My teacher drilled that one into my head

velvet void
placid mason
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Meowth droppin wisdom since 1998

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Damn, I’m older than the first Pokemon moviebalatrojoker

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Not by much

velvet void
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lol

velvet void
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Our existence is so

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Nothing

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Nothing means anything

placid mason
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Mewtwo also had a banger quote from the movie

velvet void
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And yet we are focused on being assholes to eachother

placid mason
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“I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Mewtwo

velvet void
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Like we aren't a bunch of primates in a rock

placid mason
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The greatest apes of em all

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Except we do more harm than good

velvet void
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Yea

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Tho, it's not in our nature

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I don't believe in this shit of nature over nurture

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Or however it's said

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It's the circumstances that surround us that shape us

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But we're the ones to choose how we react to said circumstances

velvet void
oak citrus
#

Literally all of reality is perception, and perception is shaped by how you react to the world. Reactions and perception is malleable, able to be shaped. Take the care to shape your perception yourself, and you create reality. That's the basis of a lot of things, and intrinsic to understanding magic

#

Hermes Trismegistis up in this bitch

#

Shouts out to the gnostic tradition. Straight outta the firmament

lilac grotto
#

Challenge: sing the lyrics to your favorite song with lyrics without speaking any of the nouns.

velvet void
#

Mewtwo

placid mason
#

Or Mewtwo

#

Ah

lilac grotto
#

"I" is a pronoun which is a subset of nouns

#

wait nvm

#

my bad

velvet void
#

lol

velvet void
severe aurora
velvet void
#

Because I can

velvet void
# lilac grotto Challenge: sing the lyrics to your favorite song with lyrics without speaking an...

Around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the around the

placid mason
#

Great song, idk if it’s my favourite from Slipknot though

rancid prism
#

the other two comments being downvoted is really funny lmfao, its like when someone stands up and says "i disagree" and a fist fight ensue

next cradle
ember gulch
#

cool ass engine room for an airship me and my friend made (ship is 2nd image)

lone zodiac
#

Job application joker

spare current
#

Goofy fun

#

Are you local or are you thunk

tepid cave
velvet void
#

I just watched a comparative between the "CHAOS CHAOS" from Jevil's (Deltarune) fight in different languages

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And I realized Toby Fox is the one voicing Jevil when I heard the JP and ENG ones

#

And it's the same voice

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Lmao

tepid cave
# ember gulch 😇

Definitely is big accomplishment in og GD it was considered hardest levels so congrats

worn robin
tepid cave
novel pecan
novel pecan
worn robin
#

Fair

#

Same. But in 4.5 years since I'm to young

ember gulch
#

wrong screenshot 😇

stiff sage
#

my grosman 2 blinds in my deck

velvet void
#

I was trying to take a pic of me playing BALATRO on four different systems

#

Even digged my old phone to have the mobile version in the picture

#

But the fucking DS port won't work on my 3DS

#

No matter how much I reinstall the Micro Luna

#

Damn it

acoustic wadi
#

There should be a story mode

velvet void
#

Uuuhhh

#

The main mode?

silver merlin
#

Trying to get a wig for a Kris cosplay in time for FanExpo and I need some second opinions

jade arch
#

jimbo and his friends tries to defeat the evil jokers

modern heart
#

Too long and doesn't cover your eyes

silver merlin
velvet void
#

Lmfao

silver merlin
#

BALATRO FOREVER ‼️

modern heart
silver merlin
modern heart
#

Especially if you can tactfully mess it up

uncut cloud
#

Server #5 (Balatro)

novel pecan
velvet void
#

I don't have a Gameboy

silver merlin
#

Wdym

deft pecan
#

Top 5 worst ships to ever exist:
5: Kris X Susie
4: Kris X Susie
3: Kris X Susie
2: Kris X Susie
1: fucking Kris X Susie
(Hm: Kris X Susie)

deft pecan
elfin ruin
#

I miss when people shipped characters from random franchises

agile owl
strange lintel
#

Got more pins :3

#

My backpack is about to be so decked out

tranquil veldt
strange lintel
velvet void
#

I still have no idea how to fix my problem with balatro on switch

#

I did eveything I foun

#

d

deft pecan
modern heart
deft pecan
velvet void
#

fucking shit man

#

i cant play my game nor get a refund

#

fcking nintendo

elfin ruin
#

DO I SEE PINS?!?!?!

oak citrus
#

Maybe

brittle talon
verbal axle
#

guys you should play hyper demon it also has number go up

novel pecan
#

Luigui

gray harness
#

How good is this for my 31st day?

silver merlin
#

Never mind you're on bedrock mobile

gray harness
dense salmon
#

Guess what

gray harness
dense salmon
#

Chicken butt

gray harness
#

i fucking knew it

dense salmon
#

😭😭😭

gray harness
dense salmon
#

Baba no

gray harness
#

sorry, they are going for you

vale cliff
#

All the other kids, with the pumped up kicks

pearl flume
#

Please choose a furniture or Item you interact with often before clicking the black bar.

||A mimic species that instead of turning into treasure chests, turns into this! How effective would it be ?||

vale cliff
#

Chair

wheat coral
gray harness
hazy palm
spring stream
wise prairie
#

Guys what's a cooler mech name? Mor1a, or Ep0ch

vale cliff
#

Epoch

#

Idk what a Morla is

wise prairie
#

It means "unable to be serious", pretty much

#

It's also a tree

wise spoke
#

The idea of a roguelike that cats can play is a funny idea

rigid vale
#

The rouge like elements are you 💯

wise spoke
#

To be fair, couldn't it be argued that technically most games have roguelike elements. It's just that most games aren't as shortened as Balatro is

#

Like I almost wonder what Balatro would be like if it was more of a full length RPG instead of a quick roguelike you play over and over

#

Something like Paper Mario I imagine

wise prairie
#

Fuckin... Vampire Survivor

severe aurora
wise prairie
#

Oh I was being serious I couldn't think of any

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Never played Ready or Not

#

Is it the police brutality game I've been seeing on my feed?

wise prairie
rigid vale
severe aurora
wise prairie
severe aurora
#

hostage attack police to help terrorists, suspects are supernatural soldier aiming like metal gear solid.

harsh sorrel
strange lintel
#

I can probably find the link if you’re curious

elfin ruin
#

I think about 3/4 of my pins came from Etsy

lime shale
#

why dis third picture of uttp :(

timid plank
severe aurora
vagrant valve
civic shell
#

Anyone here play league

fickle flower
#

Hopefully not

oak citrus
#

I only play TFT

modern heart
#

I'm recovered

thorny mango
#

hi, little bit of a weird question but do any of yall have any experience w google sheets? i need some help w a passion project

#

it should be quick like 5 mins

sweet valley
#

One message removed from a suspended account.

vale cliff
#

Wtf is this

frosty urchin
#

idk how many ppl here play roblox grow a garden but bare with me:
sugar apple in stock

lime shale
#

didn't know there is season 2 dandadan out now

short vale
quasi sparrow
lime shale
quasi sparrow
#

yh

lime shale
#

ah mb thought you were referring to Manga cause the word chapter

quasi sparrow
#

yeah well

odd oxide
#

hanging out with a friend who just came back in town

#

we're museum touring

#

theres a contemporary visual arts museum

#

and like a prison museum

deft pecan
unborn void
dense salmon
#

oh this track about to be a good tune for bhopping in cs 1.6

lofty locust
pearl flume
#

M.O.A Opinion:

Characters are more attractive in cool, functional armor rather than bikini armour and dresses.

severe aurora
sterile vigil
#

The stats are also peak

#

Technically better than my GOAT, Havel's armor by a bit, but whatever I'm still wearing Havel's over Lapp's because the fit is absolutely immaculate

#

Havel's set is also quite functional despite being a lot heavier on the fantasy side. I really like it when the armor is enclosed around me. I just like that

lament raven
bronze ice
#

backpack heroes is free on epic games for anyone interested

#

haven't played it in a long time myself but I feel like it should have decent overlap here since same genre

rigid vale
odd oxide
#

They have Picasso too

#

That's pretty cool

#

I'm more excited for the contemporary stuff though

severe aurora
silver tartan
#

havent seen that game in a while

nova pewter
#

That game is so much fun to play

vale cliff
merry pilot
#

what platforms is it on

fickle moon
#

anyone wanna see me ramble for an hour?

merry pilot
#

Sounds cool asf

nova pewter
fickle moon
smoky cloud
#

Its filled with ai

fickle moon
#

we established that way before

smoky cloud
#

I still haven’t played it

fickle moon
#

wat i wanna talk about is the games

#

i want u to guess how many games were actual peak out of the 1000- sry i meant 400 games

nova pewter
#

3

fickle moon
# nova pewter 3

u are correct
even tho i have only played like half of the roster

#

and thats sayin smth cause imma split the games into 3 (maybe 4) categories
1: actual peak (like 3 games)
2: run around find an egg hidden somewhere
3: add a spin to 2 (still better but bad)

#

if theres a tierlist this would be literally it
nothing more nothing less

#

the hub can add the quest thats gonna open in 6 days and it would still suck

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i havent even mentioned the blatant copy of the games itself
while playing i found 3 GAMES WHICH IS THE EXACT SAME JUST DIFFERENT IN 1 THING AND THATS IT
and yes theres more my brain just dont want to remember those cause why tf would i

silver merlin
#

I wish there were HD versions of the Rider Waite Tarot cards

#

All I have right now are weird scans

fickle moon
severe aurora
strange lintel
#

Seller seems to be on a hiatus rn

#

But that’s where I got it

fiery grotto
#

Ah

#

didnt even have to ping

gray harness
#

let's joking gooooooooo, winter break is here :3

strange lintel
#

I like keep forgetting seasons are flipped

#

It’s so trippy to me hearing people have winter in July

gray harness
tardy kraken
surreal stratus
#

bro kanye does not have it anymore

#

both new lps mid asf

sharp bay
tardy kraken
lone zodiac
#

Tbh I thought Perkeo was a female joker

#

Unless it’s supposed to be

surreal stratus
#

non of the jokers have genders bro

tepid cave
surreal stratus
#

i mean his best is collage dropout

tepid cave
tepid cave
surreal stratus
surreal stratus
#

s

tepid cave
surreal stratus
#

slow jamz my top 2

deft pecan
#

7 is one of the most dangerous criminals of all time
He's not just a murderer, he's a rapist, and he literally ATE a man alive
We're not even sure how he looks like and what other horrible things he did too, 6 said that he's 4's older brother, that was also dissappered for a mysterious reason
We don't know where he is, but we better find him before he does more crime

(In the memory of 9, 2001-2025)

high bone
gaunt bluff
#

Let him say balatro until death

lone zodiac
dusty lynx
#

dumb question time

do you deserve to sit in the corner?

worn robin
#

livin' on a pryer

#

no

warm mountain
brittle talon
sharp umbra
#

I remember the drake memes lol

stiff sage
#

we need deltarune themed cards

warm mountain
thorny mango
shell flint
slate schooner
mint edge
#

guys, 5 days without food or 2 hours without balatro

oak citrus
#

I can't even deal with this hypothetical. Way too tough to decide

modern heart
#

No food for 5 days ez

dense salmon
#

greg should give up the hair atp man 🥀 that hairline recessed like the economy during the great depression

#

ur son has to look at that fked up hairline when you look him in the face greg

pearl flume
#

Please resolve the following Scenario:

You've a witch, someone who practice magic and brewing potions most find rather "unsavoury". For long now you've been forced to live in isolation of other people, on the outskirts of the village and forced to travel far away for essentials.

But today, after years of judging and shunning, the village leader and a few farmers confront you at your door. A famine has struct, and they're at risk of starving.

You could help them, but making the ritual needed would be very exhausting and resource heavy.

What do you do ?

tall elbow
#

where can I let others know that i got some offical balatro playing cards? just curious

trim vine
glossy fulcrum
#

saturns

#

unless you dont have observatory in which case why arent uou using the saturns

patent seal
vocal zephyr
#

Are you sure?

patent seal
#

Balatro is the blood that runs through your veins, Balatro is the air you breathe, Balatro is the beat of your heart. Balatro is the light in the darkness, Balatro is the roar in the silence, Balatro is poker reinvented, Balatro is chaos turned into order.

Balatro is the cards that are dealt, Balatro is the hands that are formed, Balatro is the combos that explode, Balatro is the chips that multiply. Balatro is the ace that changes the game, Balatro is the joker that breaks it, Balatro is the straight flush that saves you, Balatro is the full house that dooms you.

GLORY TO BALATRO, THE KING OF ALL GAMES, THE ECSTASY THAT KEEPS ME STANDING, THE MEANING OF LIFE THAT NOWHERE ELSE HAS MADE ME FEEL, I ONLY LIVE TO PLAY BALATRO, MY ONLY PURPOSE IS BALATRO HIMSELF, BALATRO IS MY GOD, HE IS THE WAY, HE IS EVERYTHING!

stiff vessel
silver merlin
stiff vessel
#

It's the best option you got.

silver merlin
#

The cards literally are just scanned versions of the cards and nothing else

#

It looks like a card on a card scanned into a card

#

I want to figure out a way to crop/transform the cards so that they fit into an actual card shape if that makes sense

gray harness
#

feeling quite Romantic in brotato by charming nearly everyone to kill a huge alien

silver cairn
#

Balatro Balatrez

upbeat ginkgo
velvet void
#

Lmao I was just able to get brainstorm

#

I was going to try doing the other two but this dude in my Steam family just jumped to the game

#

I have the only copy in the family

still kayak
#

Bistck Ugg

vocal nymph
tardy kraken
rare rune
#

help

#

everyone i know is glazing uma

#

(i too am one)

fickle flower
#

Glazing what

rare rune
#

umamusume

icy igloo
#

do you believe in horses

radiant ermine
fickle flower
rare rune
heady yoke
#

e

lofty locust
# lofty locust
poll_question_text

What is the main ingredient in soda

victor_answer_votes

8

total_votes

19

victor_answer_id

4

victor_answer_text

cocainr

compact timber
odd oxide
#

Museum touring tomorrow with a friend

#

We're doing the science museum history museum

#

A prison museum and then a contemporary visual arts one

#

Should be fun

pearl flume
#

"Don't you know it's much more fun to love when the heart is young and gay ?"

coarse hamlet
#

HELLO LOL

steep dust
#

LOLOL

severe aurora
rich knot
#

how can i do pls

severe aurora
#

on mobile, almost impossible to export and import save file, so no hope.

severe aurora
glossy fulcrum
#

:3

brittle talon
#

fuck you sans deltarune

glossy fulcrum
#

i love sans deltarune

pure heron
humble palm
#

opinion on ddlc?

fickle moon
thorny summit
#

Lmao my steam wishlist is looking based as hell. Just hoping I can get a commission extra before the discount is over

covert stag
thorny summit
#

Ok but which is more worth

#

All of these

#

Or outer wilds

#

End up being the same price

lost verge
sharp bay
deft pecan
#

Would you punch him for 1000000$?

deft pecan
thorny summit
#

...

#

He looks like he would absorb my punch

sharp bay
thorny summit
#

and be sooo fine

deft pecan
#

Okay how about this one

thorny summit
# deft pecan 😕

Girl dont act like that isnt enough to feed me and my cat for the rest of our lives

thorny summit
deft pecan
thorny summit
deft pecan
thorny summit
#

Themiepop dont act like that isnt enough to feed me and my cat for the rest of our lives

deft pecan
brittle talon
deft pecan
thorny summit
brittle talon
brittle talon
#

either way i would do it

deft pecan
brittle talon
#

i've been in pretty rough days lately and you gave me the opportunity to punch something

deft pecan
sharp bay
#

Man I love this gif

thorny summit
#

ok let me rephrase that

#

I want you to hit me, as hard as you can

#

over and over

#

until I pass out

deft pecan
thorny summit
#

idk

#

I want to feel smth

#

and sh isnt cutting it anymore

#

HAHA get it

#

pun

#

:3

#

cope pun

deft pecan
unkempt sinew
deft pecan
#

It's the pingas monster

#

Looks like the player is having a problem beating this boss

#

(PINGAS!)

#

Oh no! The pingas monster is opening a dark fountain!

#

(PINGAS!)

surreal stratus
thorny mango
#

i dont like kids see ghosts but those two are great

surreal widget
glossy fulcrum
#

pingas is a guy

#

something robtnik said

deft pecan
surreal widget
#

‐ isaac newton

brittle sphinx
slate schooner
#

Oh wait this is off topic

#

Nvmd

sterile vigil
covert stag
thorny mango
sterile vigil
# brittle sphinx

Everyone at poker night watching me create 40,000,000 copies of a steel king of hearts out of thin air

thorny mango
sterile vigil
brittle sphinx
#

Everyone at poker night watching me make 2 face cards disappear out of thin air so I can get more chips

sterile vigil
brittle sphinx
#

You win

hybrid fjord
#

h

deft pecan
deft pecan
spring stump
#

Muchas Gracias balatro de español you guys are the best

#

Half my Instagram feed is just Hispanic balatro memes I remember the entire sale balatrito copypasta

spring stump
#

No

#

No hablo mucho español

#

Solo lo suficiente

autumn lagoon
#

Uy

delicate tartan
#

just beat cyberpunk 2077 + the 'phantom liberty' dlc

fickle flower
#

its peak

delicate tartan
#

it's true

#

what ending did you get

#

i got ||the sun||

zinc quartz
deft pecan
#

Top 5 best video games oat:
5: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory the Game
4: Fractal Block World
3: Skibidi Toilet Heroes
2: Big Rigs Over the Road Racing
1: DOOM RPG
HM: Frogger

fickle flower
oak citrus
spare rapids
#

u guys ever played limbus company 👀

oak citrus
shell flint
# shell flint

btw for one single frame, you can witness this beautiful image.

odd oxide
#

Fuck

#

I took the bus going the wrong way

#

😭

#

I set foot 3 hours prior and now I'm going to be like 10 minutes late

#

My friend who said he'll be 10 minutes late is there already

stone gust
odd oxide
#

Ok speaking of f1 the movie actually kinda got me into it

stone gust
#

my bestie is the same, she watched it and now we're gonna watch the british gp tmr

#

as an f1 enjoyer im glad the movie is getting people into it cause it was definitely uh