🃏・off-topic

[lone oasis]

Exactly

[lone oasis]

Evil balatro will be next

I don't have balatro on my phone so idk

[true basin]

itd be funny to make everything ebil and leave chrome normal

[prisma bear]

update - ALU supports 4 bit addition, subtraction, xor, xnor, or, and nor

[lone oasis]

Fixed smth

[fickle flower]

discord doesnt get an evil version simply because it is evil in its natural state

[lone oasis]

Exactly

[tepid cave]

@placid lintel did you practiced the level ? Because I cant complete it my own self 😅 I completed it but when I wasnt playing I didnt saved my progress so here we go again

[placid lintel]

I'm gonna grind it tonight probably

[tepid cave]

But the ufo and wave part brought a tear to my eye

[compact shell]

squid game s3 peak

[tepid cave]

No way 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I completed it

[placid lintel]

Let's go

[tepid cave]

Now on Blue hell 🫤 you can try this level too

[sterile vigil]

Discord does have an evil version tho. But in this case, evil means "opposite" as opposed to bad/malicious

[civic hull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF5VhAPkQEI

GRAHHHHH ITS PEAKKKKKK

[oak citrus]

Oh snap, a new game from the Death Road To Canada people? That rules

[novel pecan]

NO!

When

[sharp bay]

Just showed up and immediately became my top fav. Saint Jaygarcia Saturn (SPOILERS 1128 One Piece)

[tired oracle]

“‘Sup, f**kers! I’m evil Balatro!”
“H-hi guys… 👉👈 I’m evil Discord…”

[maiden raptor]

Why is evil Pinterest homophonic

[lone oasis]

because normal pinterest is very queer

at least from my experience

[maiden raptor]

I think maybe you are evil

[lone oasis]

ive seen a few homophobic posts on pinterest and they immediately get flamed

[lone oasis]

i think maybe i are queer

[maiden raptor]

Woahhh

[flint pendant]

who tf wearing the nike balatros

[dry tendon]

nike balatros with 1 in a 4 chance of breaking down everytime u take a left step

[versed patrol]

This implies that normal Tiktok is the "good" twin

[glacial ivy]

I went to a 2fort serverx played as demoknight and said "im old" on voice chat every time i killed someone or died

Ended up with 13 kills and 18 deaths

Not bad for someone who barely plays demoknight

[noble verge]

jesus christ the roaring knight is hard

havent even made it past the third attack 💔

black knife is so fucking fire though so its fine

[fiery grotto]

The prophecy was almost true (wordle spoilers)

[ruby cypress]

"Oh boy, i do hopes i get naninf":

[fiery grotto]

Ah wait hold up I have a funny idea

Eh, not as funny as I thought

still pretty goofy though

[noble verge]

i cant take it anymore

this is hell

[pearl flume]

Please choose a spell:

Close To Me- You can summon a magical hand that is not affected by gravity and can go through physical objects anywhere within 15 meters of you. The hand can be given simple orders such as to hold something in place or grab and move something In a direction.

Found You- Slowly generate an expanding magical sphere that when released, will allow you to perfectly locate anything you want within it's circumference just by thinking about it. Seeing a glowing outline of it no matter where it is. The orb charge at 1 meter per second.

Where I'm From- You can remove your soul from your body, causing it to fall asleep. In this form you can roam around like normal and otherwise will see you as a ghostly visage of yourself. At any time you can return to your body or channel for a while to summon your body to you and reposes yourself.

[dry tendon]

that one

[fiery grotto]

XD

[fiery grotto]

If the last one means Im invisible then that, otherwise Close To Me

[surreal widget]

ATTENTION ALL BALATRO GAMBLERS Jimbo (Gary McCready) is in great danger and he need YOUR help to beat the plant in ante 7, but to do this he needs a baron and a couple of steel kings. To help him all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back and the expiration month and year. But you gotta be quick so that Jimbo can secure the run and achieve the naneinf

🔥✍️

[fickle flower]

dawg............

[surreal widget]

Thanks for the 🔥 kind stranger!

[fiery grotto]

Always happy to support

[gray harness]

1234 568 9012 3456
4/20/69
696
thank me later,

[severe aurora]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2841140/DAVE_THE_DIVER__Godzilla_Content_Pack/

Steam

DAVE THE DIVER - Godzilla Content Pack

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▶ Play video

godzilla pack seems listed again.

6 month sounds long enough.

[vocal portal]

yall my stats broke i apparently spent 27 hours on youtube today and no this is not weekly

[green lily]

Multiple devices?

[trim vine]

i love the schranz-like percussion of the song

[neat sundial]

Summer is a pestilent season.

I desire the cold embrace of winter

If I am ever permitted to become wealthy enough, I will buy a home in Norway and a home in Argentina/Chile and never experience summer again

If I am ever permitted to become wealthy enough, I will buy a home in Norway and a home in Argentina/Chile and never experience summer again

[vale cliff]

Close To Me: Forcible Brain Surgery???

This would be an insane ability in a straight-up fight

[lone oasis]

Theyre not twins and I mean... it depends on your fyp HEAVILY

[lone oasis]

Next update?

[surreal widget]

You should go to Argentina not Chile

And I can't agree more with your statement 🔥

[pearl flume]

"I don't like your peaches, they are full of stones. I like bananas because they have no bones.
Don't give me your apples, Oranges go home. I like bananas because they have no bones."

[tender cypress]

lowkey diamonds are the worst suit

[tender cypress]

they got the worst suit specific joker and ugliest design

i hate diamonds

[modern heart]

rough gem > bloodstone

[tender cypress]

they make me angy

[tender cypress]

tf u mean??

[modern heart]

bloodstone is zzzzzzzzz

actual traitor joker

[tender cypress]

with 6s tho

its so good

[modern heart]

oh wow my joker is so good when i get another uncommon

[tender cypress]

1dollar per diamond?

thas trash

[prisma bear]

i like arrowhead

[tender cypress]

lots of other good synergys

[modern heart]

afraid of the bag

[tender cypress]

way better than gem

[vale cliff]

You don’t have to peel apples tho :)

[prisma bear]

gem is cool

[tender cypress]

I had a bloodstone, 6s, photochad run in bils

[modern heart]

$5 per diamond flush adds up

rough gem also works with retriggers for even more money

[tepid lintel]

Flying around at midnight in Iceland

[modern heart]

and it doesnt instant fold to the diamond debuff boss or the pillar

[prisma bear]

pov cloud 9

[tepid lintel]

It's a perk of the job - my office has the best views.

[tepid cave]

https://youtu.be/3k0LezNohJk?si=XwW8GkHo2JA4bWuf

[odd oxide]

Sat in for my screening of f1

[vale cliff]

Not me sitting in an office all day

[fiery grotto]

Plus lets you get interest

Definitely a bad money making joker because its so expensive, but its still better than golden joker or to the moon

[prisma bear]

plus it looks cool

[fiery grotto]

its like middle of econ joker pack, which are like the best jokers you can find so pretty pog

[fiery grotto]

TRUE, though idk bloodstones also lit

[azure flicker]

ooh what plane? looks cool

[placid mason]

It’s the only econ joker I have gold stickered, kept me decently well stocked up on money throughout the run

Did help having retriggers ofc

[deep lark]

does anyone know where to get high quality image files for all jokers?

[tepid lintel]

The CP-140 Aurora. It's our version of the P3 Orion

We're getting new planes in the next few years, hopefully. I'm going to Florida to be trained on our new airframe to be able to teach the conversion courses.

[mental marsh]

cough cough

oh I'm dying wow what a bad

fate for me to die in a place like this

cough

[dry tendon]

gimme me a second

@deep lark check dm

[odd oxide]

The racing is really good

8/10

F1 I mean

Gonna rewatch it on a bigger screen tomorrow

[dusk briar]

you should be spamming paragons 💔💔💔

[odd oxide]

This movie is gonna make bank btw

Probably like 700m+ ww

[twin mural]

I have all the paragons tho

[glossy fulcrum]

nono you have to be spamming them

[dusk briar]

exactly!!

you should have 600 boomerang paragons

[tepid cave]

Do someone play codm ?

This was half a year ago

[oak citrus]

He has rizzen

[odd oxide]

im ngl the don toliver f1 movie song kinda goes hard

[rain rose]

HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS JESUS

[neat sundial]

Huh. Why's that?

[neat sundial]

I kinda agree

[noble verge]

new record for damage

[noble verge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/XnDZEy-VZmU?feature=shared

[faint nexus]

I’m beginning to realize that this server is almost entirely teenagers.

[nimble copper]

This is what it feels to be a Balatro player

[faint nexus]

Pretty much.

[nimble copper]

You don't understand the sheer mood boost that produces hearing You Say Run while reading this post

[nimble copper]

Me fr

[oak citrus]

Lol, the basis of conversation skills is asking related questions. People think you're a great conversationalist if you let them talk about the things they want to talk about

[median drum]

true

[latent sparrow]

Looking at the steam sales with 6€ in my wallet

[thorn glen]

ok but random off topic thing

does anyone actually like country music

[oak citrus]

Popular country is trash, you have to dig through the garbage to get good country music. And most of the good stuff is older

By and large not my jam, though

[void swallow]

I used to listen to country all the time around 2010-2013. Then I stopped listening to the radio station I frequented as the newer songs replaced the old

[odd oxide]

apple music is like

actually really good

its better than spotify in a lot of ways

people say the recs suck but like it predicted shit i wanted to listen to and havent gotten to yet consistently

the audio quality is objectively better

the curation is way better

the only thing i dont like is the navigation

like unironically if i had an android id still use apple music

[thorn glen]

yeah kinda what I noticed, idk because my family likes country and my dad just listens to country radio all the time, I prefer hip hop and rock

Also hyperpop

He mentioned how it’s “family friendly” and “has good vibes” or something idk

It all sounds the same to me

[gray harness]

another brotato D5 random character/random weapon with Masochist and a ton of rocks, featuring some heavy lifting from Giant's Belt

[surreal widget]

Because argentina>chile

[neat sundial]

But how so?

[surreal widget]

Im from argentina and chile is our enemy

Idk why tho

[severe aurora]

🕵️

bet it's cause of port?

accessing to ocean is national power.

[surreal widget]

It probably has to do with football

[neat sundial]

Lol. Probably because of soccer

[neat sundial]

Yes

[surreal widget]

Nononono

FOOTBALL OKAY

F O O T B A L L

[severe aurora]

~~Or someone need a enemy for inner politics 😵 ~~

[neat sundial]

It's more like Anti-Hand Ball

[severe aurora]

then call it feet ball

or shoulder ball

[surreal widget]

Mmmm feet 🤤

[severe aurora]

soccer is so UKrish

[neat sundial]

But they don't even call it that in the UK anymore.

[surreal widget]

Thank god

[severe aurora]

that's sad.
just like gateball 🧓

[neat sundial]

Besides football is the game where you have to pick up the ball and run like a bull to the touchdown zone

[severe aurora]

rule is rule, one of world's largest sport league are in india but no one notice what kind of game is that.

at least everyone knew china is factorize ping pong players.

[surreal widget]

What sport?

[neat sundial]

Yeah, I watched Balls of Fury. Great documentary.

[neat sundial]

Cricket prob

[surreal widget]

No way

[neat sundial]

I don't get cricket.

It's like an unfinished prototype of baseball

[severe aurora]

what about beside Kabaddi and Dodgeball? 😏

so many modification and similar game in sports.

[neat sundial]

No idea what Kabaddi is

[surreal widget]

I don't get cricket, golf, gateball etc

[neat sundial]

Golf is a silly sport

[severe aurora]

most of peoples will consider rugby and football is same or slight different rule.
but actual audience will be mad at that. 🤔

[neat sundial]

But what do you expect of golf when it was invented by hobbits?

[severe aurora]

just dodgeball without ball. 🤣
it's really old indian traditional game.. so i bet it's one of origin of dodgeball i guess.

[surreal widget]

Let's cut down an entire forest just to play a boring ass game

[neat sundial]

Huh??? What do they dodge?

Hammers?

[severe aurora]

cause most of burutal games are naturally erased or gone in history, that most of game change to ball for less violence.

[severe aurora]

sexual harassment touch by hand i guess?

just like wrestling.

[neat sundial]

So it's tag?

[severe aurora]

yeah, looks kind of tag game but lose team mate quite fast. 🤔

[neat sundial]

Tbf, it was invented after the deforestation of Scotland, iirc

The English preserved so many forests for the king's hunting grounds that they had to deforest Scotland

[surreal widget]

Are you serious!?

Damn

[severe aurora]

Blood or Money

[neat sundial]

Only a little. Scotland's history is more complex actually. But it used to be heavily forested and now it's not, but it's recovering a little

[surreal widget]

Okay I'm going to finish watching squid games bye

[neat sundial]

Fair

[surreal widget]

[neat sundial]

Feel free to tell me more about Indian customs, I don't know much about the place in modern day. All I know about is the Kashmir conflict.

[severe aurora]

🏔️ 🧔‍♂️

[neat sundial]

My India knowledge pretty much goes "Ancient Civilization, Buddhism, Chandragupta, Mughal Invasion, Pakistan"

Also apparently the invention of zero.

[neat sundial]

Oh yeah. That. But idc about that. ||Sex is fake.||

[severe aurora]

that's shock.

[neat sundial]

Reproduce by spores like a true ork.

I'm basically a fungus-infected swamp cryptid with no money.

[severe aurora]

such a 40k moment.

[neat sundial]

This is basically my spirit Joker

Also I only just now realized it's corrugated cardboard. That's genius

[severe aurora]

his hair off slightening 👨‍🦲

quite a optimization trick.

[neat sundial]

Ooof

[tepid cave]

@placid lintel hello how are you doing ? And did you practiced the level yesterday? From the Last text I completed another 2 demons: blue hell and lights and thunder

[neat sundial]

Ngl, I'd thought about reimplementing Balatro in Godot - more for the learning experience and a portfolio piece, wasn't gonna charge - but this makes me feel nervous about that.

I also wanna port Balatro to Win9x

[severe aurora]

why not palm or old windowsCE phones?

i love classic retro card skin in solitare.

heard some peoples try to homebrew in nintendoDS level low devices. 🤔

[neat sundial]

I no longer have a WinCE device to test with. I used to have a barcode scanner with WinCE that I used as a PDA and solitaire machine, but it got lost in a move.

[severe aurora]

not sure how much score values that they can takes. 😏

[neat sundial]

Depends on if the device is 16-bit or 32-bit

[severe aurora]

hope windows 12 adopt balatro as default game

[neat sundial]

No, Microsoft can keep its dirty hands off of Balatro.

They already got Minecraft and Halo. That's too much already

[severe aurora]

they wanna more and more, we already seen when they try to take over nintendo was a days.

[neat sundial]

Microsoft is my enemy, that's why I only use obsolete versions of Windows. Windows peaked sometime between 98 and XP

[severe aurora]

count NT and 2000 please

[neat sundial]

I do. XP was the start of the decline.

XP itself is nearly peak, but already starting to lose itself and the Luna design language is mid.

Actually, aesthetically Aero is the most beautiful OOBE and I'll always have nostalgia for Win7, but having been trying old windows side-by-side, Win7 is kinda crap.

Vista gets a lot of hate and somewhat rightly so, but Win 7 wasn't the night-and-day difference people remember. Vista is better than people remember and 7 is worse.

Each new Windows compounds errors and removes features while requiring more system resources. Even telemetry and ads aside, they're not good. Cortana is stupid and offline speech recognition from Vista is still the best for dictation and control

[severe aurora]

new start GUI is run on webview now.
ultra ass bottleneck and cpu spike by just open it.

[neat sundial]

I know.

[severe aurora]

microsoft is totally collapsed.

they're feedback program are become total perfunctorily pass this 10 years.

[neat sundial]

Nah. Xbox and Azure and government support contracts just matter more. Microsoft is basically a government department of the US.

[severe aurora]

nowdays, over 2 years bug are usual. 🤔

[neat sundial]

Yes.

[severe aurora]

i heard government took off they're millitary goggle business to other company. that palma unlucky.

[neat sundial]

Say again?

[severe aurora]

they're US millitary XR goggle to company that running by ex founder of occulus, under Palantir cartels.

[neat sundial]

Oooh, yeah. I see what you mean.

I hate Palantir.

[neat sundial]

This is unsettling.

[oak citrus]

Lmfaooooo

[sweet bane]

Install linux

[ancient matrix]

Jimbo TTC jumpscare

[deft pecan]

Guys ignore my pfp but i think that i started getting homosexual thoughts

Am i cooked

[oak citrus]

Fuggin', no

[gray harness]

ah yes, level 2 and 16 hp by wave 20...

[icy igloo]

balater

[deft pecan]

Mobile brotato is so ass

[gray harness]

True, it reminds me of the time when upgrades would double the amount they's gice the next time we get them. So, for example, a level 1 speed upgrade that gave +3% speed, the next level 1 speed upgrade would give +6%, then +12%, etc etc...

[night lion]

why is the game mocking me

[tranquil flower]

off topic
balatro screenshot

[night lion]

didnt find a media or memes channel where i could post it. this was the most fitting

[tranquil flower]

#🕹・game-discussion and #🎙・server-chat have image perms by default

[night lion]

oh ty

[oak citrus]

I made some easy vaporwave

[vale cliff]

This surely can’t be allowed

[molten stratus]

it isnt

[sand citrus]

Thats peak

[oak citrus]

[odd oxide]

Squid game season 3 ending sounds really ass ngl

[sand citrus]

It does tho

[gilded nest]

Hello

[surreal widget]

It's funny so it's allowed

Pls don't remove it

[gilded nest]

Cumhead

[vale cliff]

Lol what do you think I can do?

[surreal widget]

Idk

Tell the authorities

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

If you could fully customise your eyes, what would you want them to be like ?
(Ex: cuttlefish eyes, neon glowing eyes, heterochromia, symbols in the eye, ect)

[surreal widget]

Red 💀

[gilded nest]

Rgb

[surreal widget]

If my eyes turn run RED

[gilded nest]

It would be fun turn my eyes into blue

[surreal widget]

Envy me

[gilded nest]

Omg

[surreal widget]

I mean kinda

[gilded nest]

You have blue eyes

[surreal widget]

I mean kinda

Yeah

[gilded nest]

Waos

I wish that my english skills were better

[surreal widget]

Waos 😲

I can teach you

[gilded nest]

enriquewaos

[gilded nest]

Really?

[digital slate]

Balatro in season 3 of Alice in borderland

[surreal widget]

Y mean it's not my first language

I*

[gilded nest]

What is your first language

[surreal widget]

Spanish so 👍

[gilded nest]

Ah enserio?

[surreal widget]

Si

[gilded nest]

JAJAKKAJSS

[surreal widget]

But we cant do that here

🤫

[gilded nest]

D:

[surreal widget]

Or else...

[gilded nest]

I "speak" 3 lenguages

[surreal widget]

Which ones

[gilded nest]

Spanish guarani and english

[surreal widget]

Guarani? Really?

[gilded nest]

I mean i understand it but i dont really use it

[surreal widget]

You could teach me guarani

And btw Im not the best english speaker

[gilded nest]

I mean i can but i don talk it very well

I only use it to say some fun words

[surreal widget]

Where did you learn all that?

[gilded nest]

Words that only fun to me but that doesn't matter

[gilded nest]

At my house

My family speaks it

[surreal widget]

Where are you from?

[gilded nest]

Paraguay

xd

[surreal widget]

Nah I'm from argentina

[gilded nest]

Waos

[surreal widget]

We can't be friend now

Friends*

[gilded nest]

Waos

What other games do you like?

[surreal widget]

Waos

[gilded nest]

Waos

Its been a long time since i saw the waos dog for the last time

[surreal widget]

A true legend

[gilded nest]

My goat

[surreal widget]

Now go get some sleep lil kid

[gilded nest]

I cant

That's because i started talking at this server

Lo dije mal pero se entiende

XD

[surreal widget]

Tranqui me pasa

[gilded nest]

Thats why seria

[surreal widget]

But you are not bad at speaking English

[gilded nest]

Thanks

[surreal widget]

You're welcome

[gilded nest]

[gilded nest]

I opened tiktok and the first thing that i saw its an sale balatrito tiktok

[surreal widget]

This one?

[gilded nest]

Yes

[surreal widget]

Balatro is a life style

[gilded nest]

Yeah

I show the game to my dad and 15 mins later asked me how to install it on his phone

[surreal widget]

How good are you at balatro?

(Ns si lo escribi bien)

[gilded nest]

Yyy

[oak citrus]

Balatro is for everyone

[gilded nest]

Im not good

But im not that bad

[oak citrus]

You'll get better

[surreal widget]

I have to start looking for a coach or something

[gilded nest]

Thanks jimbles

I only win twice and it was in the most random moments

Moment*

[surreal widget]

Let me guess photochad

Talk whenever you are ready

[gilded nest]

I was waiting for someone but it was taking so long so i started playing with the black deck and after 40 mins i realized that i was about to win

[oak citrus]

Instead of focusing on winning games. Focus on unlocking jokers, the more jokers you have access to, the more options you'll have to win. Also don't sleep on anything in the shop. Vouchers, and all the card packs are useful

[surreal widget]

Or.... [unlock all]

Now do a black deck, gold stake, jokerless

[gilded nest]

Challenge acepted

But

Other day

[surreal widget]

Not even drspectred was able to do it

[gilded nest]

If i have a son his name will be doble pareja

[surreal widget]

Hold on im playing build battle in minecraft rn

[gilded nest]

alright good luck

[fiery grotto]

Spamton eyes

[gray harness]

normal eyes, im tired of having an eye half the size od the other one that also floats instead of being in its eye socket for some reason

[long viper]

what do you guys think of the house

[floral widget]

hous

[severe aurora]

much larger then most of peoples house in earth

[gilded nest]

Awesome

[fiery grotto]

I feel that

[molten stratus]

why are you every class😭

[long viper]

cause i was fighting infernum skeletron and its hard to melee him

[molten stratus]

fair

[vale cliff]

Wth is infernum skeletron

I only know the regular and the robot ones

[gilded nest]

An infernum skeletron

[fickle flower]

infernum mode very hard mod

[vale cliff]

😑

[fathom needle]

no way

hello

[gilded nest]

[fathom needle]

[surreal widget]

It needs to be taller, with thicker walls, more windows, deco and overall a bigger variety of blocks

🤓

[severe aurora]

🗣️ light and bed is enough

[surreal widget]

No shoe box

[vale cliff]

No toilet for shitting

[torpid heron]

😨

[floral widget]

Supposed to be a realistic game

[shell bridge]

Thank you youtube, very informative

[crimson meteor]

ain't no way this just popped up in my goddamn emails bro😭 😭 😭

[pearl flume]

Hey, you reading this!

Crack your knuckles, it'll feel good.

[glossy fulcrum]

thank you, it did

[odd oxide]

anyone else ever built these

[buoyant ivy]

So I found out I can translate music into sheet music in my head in real time when listening
Bad part is I can only do this with drums

I think it makes sense though cuz I main drums

What am I supposed to say

[frosty trout]

No

Name him Full House

[odd oxide]

Shit I really liked the Lilo and stitch remake

It's like an 8/10 for me

I'm gonna check the original tonight cause that sounds really wrong

[vale cliff]

Really?

I’ll check it out in three days ig

So as to not disrespect the month of chromaticity

[odd oxide]

lilo and stitch?

of all the movies youre watching that? 😭

or are you talking about the original

[vale cliff]

No, I lied

😞

[odd oxide]

unironically if youre going to the theatres to see one movie

it should be f1 or httyd on imax

the others you can catch on streaming

[ocean night]

Thank you, I needed that

[rigid moon]

this is offtopic

[severe aurora]

why skip twice to earn those? 🤔
but don't had enough money for them.

SUS strategy

[bronze herald]

Hello

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

what would you do as a d-boi/gorl (d class) in an SCP laboratory with what SCP?

[oak citrus]

I'd die

[noble verge]

krusie is so peak

[waxen tinsel]

balala gaming

[thorn glen]

peak brokie pfp

[oak citrus]

Brokie rules

[sturdy cloud]

guys

i need assistance with something

[sturdy cloud]

neat set

[oak citrus]

Wow yeah, that's a stunning tarot deck

[sturdy cloud]

need suggestions for smth off-topic

potato

[barren charm]

oh hell no i jus got done riding my bike and there was so many flies

i think i have

LCIEE

lice

[oak citrus]

Flies aren't lice?

You'll be fine

[tepid island]

#GuessTheGame #1142
🎮 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩
https://GuessThe.Game/p/1142

[prisma bear]

im cooked

[dusty lynx]

wait so if this is a tarrot set, why is it set up like its some novel of a modern man stuck in a fantastical dimension

dont think we didnt see the guy in a jacket that looks purposly out of place

[upbeat ginkgo]

It's based on these books, the artist also drew the covers, never read them, don't know the characters, so I can't tell you what that might be about.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chronicles_of_Amber

Also, it's not just one deck, it's two, one is a reskinned Marseille and the other one is an art piece not suited to be used for reading.

[molten stratus]

not spoiling but season 3 of squid games so far is fire (on episode 3)

[spare current]

yall sprite tropical flavor is back i havent seen it in years

[dusty lynx]

you know what I always love about fantasy genre with the audacious and over the top clothes

do they 'always' wear those clothes

or do they have days where they dont want to do much and just wear the equivalent of a shirt and underwear on certian days

[dusty lynx]

I mean just imagine doing normal everyday things in that outfit that spear guy has

[upbeat ginkgo]

Good question.

[dusty lynx]

I wanna do a joke in my game of someone pointing this out

[upbeat lodge]

th 12 bro, cant wait for rc my trophies are so low

[gray harness]

sis really thought spring bean would save her ass

[bitter hollow]

highest flash card i have ever gotten

[elfin prawn]

playing PVZ in the big 2025

[gray harness]

not only that, the heroes one specifically

[rare rune]

pvzh gameplay damn

i heard they buffed the plants recently

[gray harness]

Yeah, the zombies suffered +2 sun 1 cost Primal Sunflower, +2 cost to tricks Forget-me-nuts, and Torchwood giving bullseye, though we still have 1 cost Sun-shroom with 2 hp

[rare rune]

the fgm buff is nasty

[gray harness]

but, unlike the zombie glitches that lasted for a long time (like Zombie King turning every played zombie into a knight while it was in your hand, or Shieldcrusher working for EVERY zombie while in hand), these only lasted a few days

[rare rune]

o?

[gray harness]

Yeah, FGM, Primal Sunflower, and Torchwood's buff got reverted not even a week later iirc

[rare rune]

thats good to hear

[woeful hamlet]

look at this

we need this in the game

I would be very tryhard

[jaunty oriole]

I dont think we need more boss blinds that just straight up ruin a run

[oak citrus]

Everyone, please listen to a little bit of this
https://youtu.be/UkofXz3KzmE?feature=shared

Amazing

[primal briar]

Hello :v

[surreal widget]

The whole point of boss blinds is to target a specific type of build

[tepid copper]

Buenos días my friend

[rough cloak]

BABA is you

[gray harness]

ULTRADEFEAT

[surreal widget]

Balatro noches now

[willow tundra]

Is crazy Dave still there

[gray harness]

idk lol, haven't talked to pvzh's dave in a while

[pearl flume]

Please choose a quote from any media before clicking the black bar.

||These are your last words, how do you feel ? What will the people who hear you say it think ?||

[odd oxide]

veni, vidi, vici

||goes pretty hard ngl||

[fiery grotto]

"Despite everything, its still you"

||Depending on the context it can sound like Im senile, or like Im trying to support someone who is sad about me dying||

[silver merlin]

I had a Minecraft mod idea

[silver merlin]

Heihachi Mishima is dead.

||kek||

[lucid venture]

yall fw i prevail or alpha wolf

omg gway is typing

[unborn void]

I had a crazy night last night, this lamp didn't stand a fucking chance

||dude||

[unborn void]

When I was! A Young Boy (M8)! My Father (M43)! Took Me (M8) into The City! To see a Marching Band (M23, M51, M30, M28, M29, M31, M47,

[glossy fulcrum]

ultrakill or baba

[snow sleet]

baba is you is a game I'd like
if i had it-

[split fable]

peak gaming

[spare current]

can someone please explain what exactly this means in english, like is it litterally just "balatro morning" or is there more i dont have a ton of experience

[glossy fulcrum]

so close yet so far

[vale cliff]

Humor will be randomly generated

[hasty light]

"Balatro" sounds vaguely Spanish

[spare current]

I think it is an old Spanish(?) word for jester or smthin but idk if it's used still

[vale cliff]

It’s a pun on buenos dias, right?

But balatros dias, so it becomes nonsense instead of a greeting (“good days”)

Balatro means “joker” or “fool” in Latin, so it doesn’t make sense to say in place of “good morning”

[hasty light]

He (M43) said, "Son (M8), when you grow up (F33) — wait, what"

[tired oracle]

I have written the perfect profile
I have mastered linguistically flexing

[odd oxide]

Sat in for my rewatch of f1

[snow swan]

ngl this one seems cruel almost

like if it just outright removed any n all enhancements n such

that one "jokerless" gamemode would literally be impossible lmao

cant get by without at leeast some special cards

[forest bay]

Don't know where this goes but I checked the rules and wasn't sure if this would constitute rule breaking. Random add from this person after I joined. I've never posted in this server before. What do y'all think?

[forest bay]

2 now

Can <@&1133519078540185692> do something about these random adds or no cause it's technically not written out in the rules?

[vale cliff]

Just deny them ig

If they start selling stuff, you can probably get them for that

[edgy stream]

shot

0 messages in the server

[native jewel]

We can't really do anything unless it's in the server.

[severe plume]

Lol

Btw, this is offtopic so I’ll post it here, but I made a Balatro-inspired game inside of geometry dash

The id is 122020407 if anyone wants to try it

[sterile vigil]

GD truly is a game engine

[severe plume]

It really is

[neat sundial]

Its soundtrack makes me happy

Also, I bet it'd be easy to port the cards from the Baba card game

https://hempuli.itch.io/babataire

I hope LocalThunk some day is able to collab with Hempuli to make it official.

[rare rune]

hello chat

[sharp bay]

Hello wario

I just got my steam deck yesterday, say hello to him

[rare rune]

steam deck

[sharp bay]

👋

Yeah thats what I did smarty. Ordered it on amazon

So far the console is amazing, it's an oled version btw

What's that?

Is it reliable?

Like are there problems with the shipping/pricing, or problems with the console itself ?

Damn that's bad. I can probably say the same for online shopping in my region.

I remember that I tried to get myself a chessboard, and it came in an insignificant 10 cm wide. Scammed lmao

Does Amazon support shipping directly to Japan? National shipping and all that?

How much would it cost to get the steam deck on amazon? Or will there be some complications in this process?

That's good I assume

Yeah I got mine free of shipment cuz Friday

So you need to get a new card just to buy something off amazon? Is it easy or...

Ahh shit. Is it over 700 USD?

That was the price I paid for the console (paid in installments)

And let me assume, the ones in shop are more expensive than online?

Uhh I don't think I understand this, could you explain a little? (Your English is good by the way)

That's not-a-good. Have you gotten to get used to it or you found another way to get your goods?

They just want it to make it harder to trade for goods and stuff on country's outside China. Correct?

Damn

Well yeah, transaction are much easier and harder to track

Or easier idk

Sorry to hear about your experience with your unprofessional banks and your unpleasant neighbours

Deserved

But tell me, how you got used to this poor inconvenient system all over the years?

Lmao have you ever got caught because you looked like someone else ?

I'm an aisan myself and I can agree on this.

I don't really know about the United States system on banks or websites. All I know that each state got their own laws and regulations that differ from the other.

Yeah, I guess

You are from east Asia?

Thank you ! Can we be friends?

Got sd card 128 gb 🔥

It's okay we still can be friends on discord or steam

Lol why?

That's sounds like a shit ton just to connect your steam link. I will just try to mirror it at home with a third party app or something

Shit

I will just find a cable and shove it up the Tv's ass, that's one way to make it work

So 90Gbps is the one to get?

I think we will be dead by then or something who knows 💀

Yeah the heat is only rising higher and higher with time going on.

[odd oxide]

wow I didn't even know laufey dropped a new single

This one is definitely the best of the 3

Still kinda worried for a matter of time though

1/3 is not great

[odd oxide]

Watching Jurassic world rebirth tomorrow

I've been going to the theatre daily for five days in a row now

[sharp bay]

Thanks but i think I'm already good with Grim Dawn

[odd oxide]

I'm gonna try to build a seven segment display in Minecraft

it cant be that bad right

[dusty lynx]

Dumb question time

If you had one of the beyblades from the anime, what would ya do with it?

[odd oxide]

got my ass kicked

lmao

[sharp bay]

Split the sea

[pearl flume]

Ah, Yi Sang.

My favourite wet rat of a man.

[errant fjord]

Just won my first ever gold stake !!

[placid mason]

Ay nice, which one did you go with for your first?

[primal briar]

how do I make a ladder?

[lone oasis]

7 sticks. Put 3 on both sides and one in the center most point

🪵⬛️🪵
🪵🪵🪵
🪵⬛️🪵

[tepid copper]

Hey, is that from Minecraft?

[lone oasis]

:3

Does anyone have name ideas

[oak citrus]

Emzi Orliss

[ember gulch]

hu

h

[tepid copper]

What are you doing? If I may know, of course.

[lone oasis]

Oc design

[tepid copper]

mayonnaise
maYOnnaise

[lone oasis]

I use gacha for oc designs

[tepid copper]

Pretty

[tepid copper]

I guess it can be very useful to do it this way

[ember gulch]

gurt

[tepid copper]

I like strawberry yogurt, and you?

It's like a little bit pinked

[tepid copper]

Rocororosa

[tepid copper]

Wait, is that a joke? I didn't understand it

[lone oasis]

A lot of trans people go by Kai online

That's the jole

Joke

[tepid copper]

Ah, I'm not into this kind of thing. I wouldn't have noticed
Thanks for clarifying for me.

[rugged bison]

look at these dummies I drew

[ember gulch]

i like natural yogurt

[tepid copper]

The girl is adorable and the guy is different

[tepid copper]

Ooh. Cool

[deft flume]

I keep accidentally calling nubby's number factory "nubber's numby factory"

or sometimes "numby's nubber factory"

[karmic shore]

Which part of JoJos should I rewatch?

[floral tinsel]

ive never met a trans person called kai before

[dry temple]

so aero

[lone oasis]

if you use pinterest you'll find them every other comment section

same with tiktok but not as often

tiktok is a lil less queer than pinterest

[floral tinsel]

i never use comments on pinterest and dont have tiktok so ig thats y

[oak citrus]

oh wow it's lancer undertale

[gray harness]

get trashed lmao

[dense salmon]

Throw them at police officers

[unborn void]

do you get your information from Jimbo

[vale cliff]

No

[dry tendon]

everything except part 1

[dry tendon]

aerotastic

[gray harness]

massive balloon touches a spiky ball and fucking dies

[left fox]

progressbar 95 TwT

[odd oxide]

Mfw I just woke up and my glasses are on the floor broken

Tf did I even do

[vale cliff]

Happened to me once

But I slept with my glasses on and I found them split in half under my pillow

[odd oxide]

They were on the nightstand

😭

[cunning geyser]

spike paragon is totally not broken

[gray harness]

Of course it isn't. It wouldn't generate spikes if it didn't work

[cunning geyser]

why can't i use dumb targeting on my spike factory
i don't want it going to school

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

A friend of yours chat you up with a pep in their step and a smile on their face. Then they reveal to you this Fangle awesome new gig they got.

Basically, they buy this product from a company then sell it to make money and recruit MORE people to sell it and Rank Up to get more stuff to sell and eventually get rich!

They're wholeheartedly trying to get you to join and help them rank up AND make you money in the process, what do you say ?

[next coyote]

my pyramid scheme senses are tingling

[vale cliff]

???

[pearl flume]

I do not understand your reaction to this, expound.

[vale cliff]

Do you mean newfangled or like… is the product in question a brand of soft drink?

[pearl flume]

It's a pressurised bottle filed with airs from the Himalayan mountains! You break open the plastic seal and take a swig of that cold, refreshing breeze!

[odd oxide]

Ok hold up

I have a movie screening coming up in half an hour

Do I go in without glasses

Or do I prop them up with my hands

[vale cliff]

Depends on your eyesight

[odd oxide]

Very awkwardly

[vale cliff]

Or if you have contacts

[odd oxide]

It's bad

😭

I think im forced to take my glassee

[vale cliff]

Glue them together if you can

Tape won’t work

If you can hold the ends together, they should stick as long as you don’t jostle them again too hard

[odd oxide]

Don't have either

😭

[vale cliff]

But ig if the damage is too bad, you should just try to get them fixed?

[odd oxide]

Definitely will but can't right now

I think I'll just have to hold my glasses

That is depressing

[fiery grotto]

Join in

Or atleast look into it first

[fiery grotto]

Been a long time, but breaking glasses at school sucks because you have to do that the whole time

Especially writing, since you have to use your elbow to steady the paper, non dominant hand to hold the glasses, and dominant hand to write

[vale cliff]

Sounds kinda illegal

Idk

[fiery grotto]

I can look at my laws

And see if it seems good or not

[queen palm]

so

[cunning geyser]

stokes

[vale cliff]

Make sure to follow up with some critical ing

[queen palm]

what do they mean by simple

what is orientation

[vast stirrup]

simple means it doesn’t cross over itswlf

[queen palm]

oh okay

[vast stirrup]

so not like ♾️

[queen palm]

ye

also vector fields are R^n -> R^n?

[vast stirrup]

am i wrong in saying that greens theorem is a simpler version of this

[fiery grotto]

Will do

[pseudo birch]

positive orientation has to do with some sort of right hand rule, i forget how to properly describe it

[vale cliff]

This is what happens when Pride ends

[pearl saddle]

stream or flop

[queen palm]

oh true

[cunning geyser]

green's is a special case of stokes'

[pseudo birch]

greens theorem is the 2D version

so no

also greens theorem is a bit easier to prove

[vast stirrup]

it’s been so long

[pearl saddle]

🥺

[pseudo birch]

the proof i saw for this one actually felt intuitive after i saw it a couple times

ish

to an extent

[queen palm]

this feels v weird to me cus i feel like so many people know this xd

[pseudo birch]

i can send you a vid on green's theorem if you haven't come across it

[queen palm]

like straight up a gap

sure

[odd oxide]

Mercurial world raaaaaah

[radiant ermine]

#GuessTheGame #1143
🎮 🟥🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/1143

[severe aurora]

🍔 🍔 🍔

[modern heart]

Actually grill them for being a part of a pyramid scheme

[zinc kernel]

I'll probably get kicked from this server by asking this question. But why does the creator of the Balatro chose Playstack of all the publishers to publish the game on mobile. It looks like they don't even know how to fix the issues in the game. Why not pick someone like Playdigious or some known publishers.

[modern heart]

afaik Thunk himself is the one fixing the issues with the game

[hollow shoal]

|| ||

[left fox]

-#

[unborn swift]

fuckkkkk I got new headphones and it feels like my hearing is in 4K now

i’n tearing up

I fucking love music man

[wild maple]

I’m stingy and am not buying new headphones until mine literally do not work anymore

they snapped in half but are held together with tape

[odd oxide]

Jurassic world rebirth is really good

High 8/10

Another Gareth Edwards win

This film is like visually stunning as you'd expect

Fantastic cinematography

The writing is surprisingly good

The performances are fine

The action scenes are really good

Definitely the best movie of the Jurassic 'world' era

The vfx is actually a little disappointing

It doesn't look bad but it didn't really look that good either

Oh and the dino designs are really good

This one definitely leans more into the horror and I think it's well done

[severe aurora]

🍔

[odd oxide]

This movie is definitely going to make bank

[vale cliff]

Also, Jonathan Bailey’s a fine wine

[odd oxide]

But I'm not sure it's gonna cross a billion

[vale cliff]

No one else was gonna say it 🤷

[odd oxide]

800 million ww max is my guess

[odd oxide]

Yeah no bro had so much rizz in the movie

[vale cliff]

Fr

[vale cliff]

Fuck are those reactions?

[severe aurora]

much family friendly atmosphere then previous series? 🤔

[odd oxide]

I think it's less family friendly than the last 3

It's definitely still like on the tamer side of pg-13 though

They didn't even say the fuck word

[vale cliff]

No wait, I’m literally just curious

Lol

[zinc kernel]

Great to know, at least its the developer himself fixing the issues.

[severe aurora]

or bring more bugs. 😏 🪳

[zinc kernel]

I mean you ain't coding if you aren't fixing and adding bugs at the same time 😂

[weary creek]

Glad to hear this, all the trailers looked super generic so I didn't have high hopes for it. Might check it out now

[odd oxide]

well it could be just me

the critics seem to not like it as much as i do

although theres a lot of polarisation there too

i think where the difference is is that i liked the writing better than most critics

i still think it's worth checking out in theatres

[severe aurora]

if it's better then '28cm longer' to you, it's true. 😏

[weary creek]

bonk

[severe aurora]

half of peoples who watching 28 years later are blame the level of completion and details in storyboard.

all understand what they told to audience, just peoples hard to accept message in those strange way.

[vale cliff]

Wut

[odd oxide]

theres a scene

in 28 years later

where like the alpha zombie has like a really big penis

and like everyone is talking about it

[vale cliff]

Like on purpose?

[odd oxide]

well the zombies dont wear clothes

which is like

realistic?

i guess

its like what they said about willem dafoe

[odd oxide]

its a prosthetic apparently

cause like theres a child actor on set but theres like practical reasons for it

so yeah they couldve made it any size and they chose that

[vale cliff]

I think 28 Seconds Later, 28 Minutes Later, and 28 Hours Later would be pretty interesting prequels

[digital slate]

Balatro x GrowTopia collab

[tepid cave]

@placid lintel hello , how are you doing ? And did you completed any demons since I dont know some time?

[rigid moon]

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

how would you eat wood?

[odd oxide]

maple smoked and puree'd with a sap reduction and grated cinnamon bark

[ember gulch]

boat game

[karmic shore]

SS I took from the best romance anime

[potent anvil]

What's this that second image looks quite [[Peak Cinema]]

[fathom frigate]

Hm

[potent anvil]

What could go wrong

[potent anvil]

"If we smashed every TV..." THE [[CATHODE RAYS]] SMASHED MY [[KROMER]] FROM MY BANK ACCOUNT IN THE DIVORCE

[worn robin]

with great fortune, comes great mult
(got 123 mult before dying)

what was that

[velvet void]

"Machine, generate image of family being controlled by technology"

[odd oxide]

disengage safety protocols, and run program

🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[velvet void]

Also

There's a reason why, around these lands, when someone has a [[4.99]] ton of kids people say "I guess they couldn't afford a tv"

lol

Millions would [[REPRODUCE - DOG POLICE]]

lmao

[oak citrus]

We greep when we deep, mobbin' slumpin' thumpin'

[velvet void]

[[I miss my wife, Tails]]

[odd oxide]

stretcher or herringbone chat

this is supposed to be water methinks

[velvet void]

Huh

[oak citrus]

Big numby

[limpid ivy]

glitch

what

[vagrant hollow]

Apparently celebrating Canada Day is banned here

Well damn

Can't be a faithful Canadian during America's time in the spotlight

[velvet void]

Damn

[velvet void]

How do you even reach those numbers

I've seen ppl do it but the farthest I could go was like

2 million

I lost the 7M blind

[glacial ivy]

Photochad+ancient joker+bluestorm on plasma deck

[dense salmon]

What

I say celebrate anyway😤

[velvet void]

Huh

I barely understood these words

I'm really new at BALATRO

And I've never been a big Roguelike fan so I don't tend to really know the names and synergies

[glacial ivy]

First you have to do this things
-beat a boss blind with a high card (unlocks hanging chad)
-discard a royak flush (unlocks brainstorm)
-win in the blue stake (unlocks plasma deck)

Yhen, you go with the plasma deck, try to pick hanging chad and photograph, then you pick ancient joker (that rune that looks like a jester), and also blueprint and brainstorm together on the right

That's how i did it

[errant fjord]

i know its the easiest but checkered deck, now im trying on plasma and yellow

[slate schooner]

Do a kick flip

[velvet void]

Hmm

[placid mason]

Checkered was also my first bud

Beat it with just 2 eternal madness

[velvet void]

I still am confused

But I think I got it

[glacial ivy]

You'll get it later, just try to do what i told you

[velvet void]

Honestly, I just like BALATRO for the fast gameplay, the slot machine like stimuli and the strategy that it requires

Not for the Roguelike aspects

[slate schooner]

Lucky

[velvet void]

Tho I guess the strategy it asks you to think for your runs are inherently a Roguelike aspect

[placid mason]

If you get an eternal madness in shop 1 bafoon pack it will be x8 mult by ante 8 boss

If you ankh it then you get x64 mult

[velvet void]

For me it's basically a trap for my ADHD

[slate schooner]

Not itle be ×7.5

[velvet void]

Fun colors and sounds make me nail myself to the screen

Also I like clowns

[placid mason]

Hmm, I must’ve taken one of the vouchers that make you go back an ante then

[slate schooner]

I guess

[velvet void]

What is a high card btw?

[placid mason]

They were both at 8 or 8.5x for ante 8 boss I remember that much

Actually cleared another gold stake run yesterday with eternal madness

[errant fjord]

damnnn, i had a bloodstone photochad build, a lot more basic

[placid mason]

Thing is surprisingly good

[placid mason]

I lost a run yesterday with bloodstone cus it only trigger 2 times out of a possible 15

[odd oxide]

not to be that guy but yall are kinda getting too on topic

[errant fjord]

OOF, i made sure to roll hard for an oops on ante 7

[odd oxide]

insane revelation

[velvet void]

I like women

[placid mason]

One of the most fun runs I’ve had was with 2 oops but no bloodstone

[velvet void]

Is that off topic enough?

[placid mason]

Lucky cards were almost always hitting

[velvet void]

[odd oxide]

wow me too

[errant fjord]

living the dream

[placid mason]

Glass cards always break when you have 2 oops so glass jonkler would actually be pretty good

Too bad I never see it

It’d be like a Canio junior

[velvet void]

🤝

Woman pretty

[placid mason]

Selma Hayek is a goddess

[velvet void]

[[PRETTY WOMAN - VAN HALEN]] make my heart go [[BOOM]]

[velvet void]

I am quite fond of Uma Thurman

Tho, Hunter Shaffer is gorgeous

What's up with Hunter's ears

[placid mason]

Hmm, I’ve only seen her in Kill Bill

[velvet void]

She's like a real life elf

[velvet void]

She's nice in Pulp Fiction

[placid mason]

Oh yeah, I’ve seen her in that too

[velvet void]

Also, never forget

Shelley Duvall

[placid mason]

I’m more into latinas and redheads so Selma Hayek or Gillian Anderson

Agent Scully was a baddie

X-Files was a good show in general

[velvet void]

Ou

X-Files

I read Scully and thought Brooklin 99

[velvet void]

I have a thing for women who have that aura

They have a something that catches me

[placid mason]

Scully from brooklyn 99 was a stud in his younger years

[velvet void]

True

[placid mason]

That show is great, love andy samberg

Rest in peace Holt

[velvet void]

Tho I'm more into another kind of men

[velvet void]

[placid mason]

My favourite character is probably the pontiac bandit tho

His episodes were always funny

[velvet void]

He's awesome lmao

That enemiendship is something else

[glacial ivy]

If you can't do any other hand on the game, you do a high card

[placid mason]

Yeah, they’re low key best friends but have completely different paths of life

[velvet void]

Ou

[placid mason]

Basically just 1 card scoring on its own

[velvet void]

I play in Spanish so I knew it as highest card lol

[velvet void]

Yuh

[glacial ivy]

Ah si, es mas facil hacr eso con salpicadura y/o cartas de piedra

[velvet void]

You know who else is awesome and also gorgeous?

Rosa

[placid mason]

She is

[velvet void]

Entiendo entiendo

[placid mason]

Rosa > Amy

[velvet void]

I mean

I wouldn't call any of them better than the other

[glacial ivy]

MI MAMI!

[placid mason]

Not that Amy isn’t good looking but I prefer Rosa

[velvet void]

I just think of Rosa first

Tho Amy is really pretty too

[placid mason]

Yeah, I just like Rosa’s character in general more

Kinda scarousing

[velvet void]

Mhm Mhm mhm