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What in the eff do y'all know about that good vintage
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We need a balatro noches now
How the fuck do I solve this
Please choose a job or profession before clicking the black bar.
||What would the world be like if this job didn't exist ?||
||fencer. Ummm idk mate. Criminals would have harder time? Less stolen goods existing on te market?||
Oh hello everybody
||I was so confused thinking you were talking about people who perform fencing, as in the sport||
Lol no sorry. Wouldn't lose too much either way
i dont get it
Boy, do i got something for you
Volume warning
im scared
You should be
This meme is unwell
very unwell
😱 look! Food!
What that
Editor
||Everyones attention span would be 10x greater||
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Tell me you know of monster rancher, where you put different discs into the PlayStation for different monsters
instead of Gulf of YankLand or Gulf of BurritoCountry
it should be called Very Big Lagoon
best name
Janitor
||Actual, literal hell||
I just had a cool new joker idea
"misinformation"
the fool can now also copy spectral cards
maybe make it uncommon
Is this the right room to talk about the fandom wiki?
Cuz I'm currently vandalizing the page for Joker
only real man can risk like this?
@cloud light I hope you don't mind me vandalising the old Fandom wiki
<@&1133519078540185692>
Yeah not cool
Lol took me a second to realise you weren’t just speedrunning a ban
Can any of y'all guess what my bio references ?
My new Dutch oven arrived ❤️
now make it win four world driver's championships
the worse non teto cards
I don't know how to respond to this.
I raise you the most casual old person social media update from the golf world.
it's a max verstappen reference
Ah, I don't really follow racing, but I do like Max.
I remember there being some friction between him and a few teammates in succession because I guess teams have to set up both cars the same way and Max does not have his car set up like most drivers
The other drivers were pissed because they could not keep control of the car with Max's preferred setup
as is the case today
they've been through more teammates than alpine has team principals
I'm sure that's a sick burn
It's a case of "git gud" at the highest level of racing.
nah, realistically it's a case of the upper management not giving enough time to its junior drivers
im dead
Maybe- but you also don't want to compromise on the best driver in the world.
at red bull, it's always been the case that max has had preferred treatment, the only difference now is that they're not winning anymore, they're losing, pretty hard too
their car's performance tanked severely after austria last year
max is a world champion fighting for 3rd, 4th right now and his teammate is fighting for 13th place
Ah, car troubles.
and they're only giving max's teammates very short amounts of time before they're replaced, they're not giving drivers any tenure other than max
That's a shame.
That I kind of understand. Again, best driver in the world.
They need to find someone who can learn his setup. Like it or not he's a paradigm shift.
in racing that is not how you win though, espcially in formula 1
After him you just can't go back to the old ways
I suppose it's still a team sport.
a team sport only
hmmm
individual performance is only reflected in the driver's championship
to win the constructor (team) championship you need both drivers finishing in the top 10
I don't really understand the team aspect of the drivers
for mclaren, they are
Maybe Max needs a new team
a wide majority of the formula fanbase would agree
But I don't think any team would push back on his setup. Genuinely other drivers need to learn
and other teams have offered upwards of a billion dollars to sign him
i agree, but in a 24 race season, do you take the hit and teach your second driver (like the junior driver development programmes are supposed to) or do you give them 3 races to perform and then sack them when they don't score... only for their replacement to do the same?
mercedes took the risk of signing a rookie to their second seat and it's come a long way, if red bull wanted to do the same they wouldn't have the experience advantage, other teams are ahead of that
I think you have to keep them and teach them.
100%
and it especially does a disservice to the drivers who fight so hard to get to that position just for red bull management to toss them out
You may have a losing year or two but in return you then have a Max and Max Jr.
because they are good drivers, we've seen that in the past with albon and gasly, sacked by red bull too soon and now they're thriving at other teams
Agreed. Driving Max's car takes time to figure out, you need to give the new guy that time.
It's like they are expecting another Verstappen to just show up
No, you have to make one.
Red Bull stupid
exactly!!!
what in the hell did i just watch
CW: body horror
Was trying to figure out what was going on too
I think the first few seconds are real and then ai generated the rest
Or this is like the most impressive practical effect on some random tiktok
Damn. Then that ruins it
Well it wouldn't be the first time
Look at his glorp
It’s obviously ai
You think a real human could open their mouth that wide????
That would be terrifying
Just let me wish for John Carpenter's legacy to carry on
Visual and/or practical effects???? Did you think the Autobots were ai too???
amazing, new bug found in the mobile version of brotato where picking up a material while having negative materials gives you the 32 bit integer limit
I mean
Kinda?
They're autobots, not robots!!!
ew, no shokata
"unique" my ass
what the fuck is this sick shit
Do you want to join a club/cult?
No i want you to delete that video
Mmm
No

🖕
That thing is diguisting
What. The. Fuck.
My new Dutch oven arrived, this is now my favourite drawer ❤️
this weapon is the dumbest weapon ever but its so good
when youre watching a youtube video and then some really loud car just passes by
FREE CLOWN GAME
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what in the fluff, someone made a boykisser version of our college logo 😭
The Nostradamus of its age, Veggietales predicts shitpostgenerator 12 years ahead of its time.
My stop-motion short film about math: https://youtu.be/MGp77CmhhLw
I found the clip thanks to this tumblr post: https://beefbronson.tumblr.com/post/117652819984/so-i-see-some-people-talk-about-veggietales
The true answer to 2+2: https://youtu.be/0-pL...
It’s lowkey kinda beautiful and is even funnier given the context I study at a Jesuit College
the boykisser has infiltrated the catholics, amazing
Me asf
POCO MENTIONED
Who's more obsessed with gay dudes than homophobic dudes?
don't tell that to the altar boys
Those poor poor catholic altar boys
LMAO
My old friend, woh “k” gae

A
K
Q
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10
9
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+4 mult
+30 Chips
Stair
Out of all the jokers, Elon really is the biggest clown
Ironic since he can't tell a joke to save his own life
Good balatro noches or dias to everyone
I need to make a joker out of this
Make it him dressed as Wario
Or better yet, his Elden Ring build
Sorry for the scary video
Is this real?😢

dumb question time
What would you use a big rock for if you were in rust?
To eat
thank you balatro for showing me how to play poker (this is worth noting it was home poker and I had to give it back at the end of the night)
Please resolve the following Scenario:
It's a disaster! Everyone, get in the emergency bunker! Darn, wish we stocked this thing better, with any luck it'll last us long enough.
But what's this ? It's your relative who came over for a surprise visit, stumbling through the razor winds towards the shelter!
If we keep the hatch open any longer there's no saying if the wind will LET you close the door, and that's not to account for the supplies needs!
What do we do ?
Let them in and we will probably be fine
Plus they have extra strength to close it to, Id imagine we could all survive with enough effort put in
just woke more times, then get dementia earlier. 🤪
one person has the ability t make me have a good sleep schedule
Life is good rn. Dont know if it just me
So true


Should i goto bed at a reasonable time
5
7
3
stay up till 3am
results are in
im staying till 3
and get brain blood vessel get damaged slowly..
so we just bought a water cooler and filled it up with water from a store for the first time
they upselled my mom to get alkaline water instead of the standard purified stuff
man about to invent alkaline water: man this purified water tastes too good
the chad isn't even hanging what kind of malarkey is this
thats like a 1 dollar differcnce
trust him
83% of Irish people CANNOT pronounce 'TH'
why do you have the car equipped
lol
thanks i didnt know that
Egde case: What happend if you have 1 card in your deck and it's a glass card and you beat the blind and your glass card gets destroyed. Do you lose because you don't have cards. Or do you live beacuase beat the blind. If you live, what would happen to idol or mail.
And lastly I'mma try something with this after I'm come back from my school trip (and do the dishes 😦
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DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT
it judges you
AAAAAAAAA
why
Final warning to not upload this again, please
hoi
that cockpit looks pretty cozy
Upload what again?

Important question: would Jimbo be the stand user or the stand
did someone post mentally healthy data set?
dawg what the fuck is this tech tree (there are 5 other tech trees)
i think i used too many mods
The msot recent video you posted involving someone opening her entire face (via CGI)
in A.I. era, peoples are still major problem.
Cleavages on boobs are literally a character design cheat
single man can generate tons of Shocksite liveleak video from A.I. 🥶
Mfw I can’t even enjoy ethically sourced unethical cartel beheadings😫
what about a married man? what kind of ai videos can he make?
DEL ALL
from device, from your brain.
he could generate 'life before marriage' 😏
What?
only memory erase solution is booze. 🧠 🍾
bad memories, good memories, flush it all the way. 🤤 🚽 🌀
lmao, look what's going on in the fandom wiki
Someone offers you 1 million dollars if you can remain inside of a statue of yourself just slightly bigger than you so you can fit, for 1 week.
Food and water will be IV'd into you.
What do you say ?
1 week of claustrophobia with no real risk for an early retirement fund? who would say no to this?
Just buy gold with the 1 million
ez
probably go numb after the first 10 mins but wtv 1 million dollars is alot
We switched to https://balatrowiki.org btw if people don't know yet!
i would put $600k in the s$p 500 and manage the difference with the other $400k
gold's a good option though
I'm one of them and I feel like I've done a lot
I mean look at the deck or spectral card page
Hey look at the bright side
The wiki moved
Moved out of this greedy company
Tbh the new wiki looks very cool, I love it
messing up the wiki is fine but putting hateful stuff on there isn't cool
like transphobic comments, etc
Oh shit it sets money to 1e300
Thats brutal man, most of the time youll have like 1e2
It will literally break your economy
You'd love to check the deck page
i love rndom Rare Joker
Give me a tag if you spot any hateful stuff and I'll revert the edit and ban the user from the wiki
Dang this old wiki got messed up a lot
ofc! i was just making a statement heh
ai-gen headahh
Tomorrow
does this count as Balatro merch? 
the fact that the cards are in the wrong order makes me irrationally angry
it should be akqj10
not the other way around
lmaoo true

Today, I suffered through some of the worst spaghetti code I've ever seen.
My cousin needed help with his assignment and I just can't fathom how someone managed to flub Fibonacci so badly. (the goal is to implement it without using recursion)
I want to cry lol
just use for loop lol
actually i think i did it differently but id have to check
what lang was this in? im guessing cpp?
a story of hope and perseverance
nope, python. I told him to use a dict and a for loop lol
I don't think he's been introduced to complexity yet.
lol
you can do it with a normal list too i think
in c++ i used a vector and python lists are somewhat similar in that they have dynamic capacity
I'll leave it up to him lol
his biggest problem was... if the input was n, he would just return the values of (n-1)+(n-2), despite the spaghetti code.
while loops are AMAZING with stacks!
I prefer for loops over anything else though. they're just... satisfying to use?
yep, sure do lol
I took a software security course... it made me never want to get into cybersecurity because it made me anxious lol
ooooh also, DEFINITELY take a course in graph theory!
and machine learning.
We weren't allowed to use AI. we had to build models from scratch!
We had to implement everything from scratch except for things we could do with torch/scikit/keras
Audio Jungle
also used sklearn, but mostly other things.
I'm just taking a break from programming lol
no time for DMs rn, but feel free to send me some.
I wanted to show you some of the stuff I did in my NN course, but it's not on this computer.
I'm writing software for an automated laboratory. It's not fun because idk anything about chemical stuff lol
it's a 2 million dollar robot
yep. I have to use VBS for most things, which is awful.
visual basic script
more like, extremely outdated.
the people who built it are chemist/engineers, not programmers.
I wouldn't say it's amateurish tbh. The machine does some very, very complicated things.
It wasn't outdated when the company started. Instead of writing everything from scratch using a new language, it was easier for them to just keep using VBS.
also, VBS is deprecated and no longer maintained.
Future windows versions won't have any support for it.
that being said... their upgraded software is also a disaster, but someone else is working on it on the OTHER robot.
Im so sad I just died to the final FINAL jump in celeste c side with golden strawberry
Well... more like he's cursing its very existence and trying to petition management to put together a team to build our own robot and put that company out of business lol
back to work 🙃
Walking on four like the goat they are, Coco Jumbo 🔛 🔝
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I MISSED THE HEART
hmm
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that tooks hours
The
is welle?
suspension bridge
suspension bridge
Pretty expensive
What’s this game called I’ve seen people play it a long time ago
poly bridge
Thanks
there is a poly bridge 2
and a 3
WHAT
yea lol
I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
3 D5 random character/random weapon runs done today!

Bro all the Poly Bridge gamess have such good music
its peak
random question, but what's a good (free) editing software?
like editing what? movies? pictures? 3d models?
well you can't go wrong with DaVinci Resolve i guess.
a bit on the complex side but it works
So true. It helps me keep my sanity as I try to clear one of the asylum levels
I love listening to songs on long rides and whenever I play that playlist it feels amazing
i guess you could also check humble bundle for software now and then.
remember seeing a sony vegas bundle one time on the extremely cheap side on there.
not there anymore but could come back.
apparently you can render with scratches
i dont think you can see them cause though the resolution is pretty low
Damn, that's pretty photo realistic
Choose your base of operations!
Blue Prince!!!
Im surprised I know 5 of these references
Yk adventure time I couldve guessed because of the art style which wouldve made 6, but felt like cheating to guess like that lol
Thanks for the confirmation on that
Fool?? Naaahhhhh. Silksong is coming soon trust 🙏
That is the most accurate description of silksong i have ever seen
wait they make these
Yup :3
Theyre from FanGamer
I bought 2 packs, 1 to play poker with & 1 to keep sealed
that is the best way to go about it
morning
eat cheese 👍🏿
Btw how’d u get the Mult Badge?
Ohhh okay, didn’t realise that’s how it worked. Thanks :)
Np
Does this cat look like it has diabetes?
THOU MUST MAKETH A CHOICE
Chromatic approach tone my beloved
Ts so tuff
I want
I have like 10 decks
Bicycle
And 2 random ones
And a California casino one
And bee
The rest just standard red and blue bicycle
I collect decks is that weird
A gay chad inbound 🗣️
You’re a gay chad
Pop Quiz Time!
Which of the following effects does NOT belong to a Joker in the game Balatro ?
A: +X mult for every remaining discard.
B: +X chips for every card in your deck.
C: +X chips for every X suit discarded.
D: +X mult for every $ you have.
a
the antibanner
Help I'm about to crashout 😭
Why Balatro PEGI 18 and New Super Mario Bros PEGI 3?
saw perkeo on mario
Dumbest build i ever managed
The robber could fuck off though
Im a Chad that need no photograph🗣️🔥
Chadchad
If anyone uses samples for music making, I pulled this one and can't build a song around it at all. Feel free to use it
It's close to 100bpm
thanks
Hello my little kitkats
speak your shit, jonkler
hey this goes hard as fuck if someone does soemthing with this please lmk
actually, cause of those mini-game, super mario was got 18+ from south korean rating board.
some nations are delicate at 'gambling as theme'
but that rating board government agency is corrupted now that pass the 'real criminal money exchange and laundry as form of videogame' in 'Everyone' rating, then rating other game for kids as 'AO+' for retaliation and threatening videogame companies.
It's pegi 12 now
Balatro
Pegi was more chill back than I guess @digital slate
Hello i got a question. i got a new phone and balatro is saying i need to rebuy it on the new phone? Is there a way to get my previous phone version to my new phone or do i really have to rebuy it? i went from aindroid to android so that shouldnt be the problem?
nor do i know where to ask, and google aint helpin
Log into the same Google play account
And you should be fine
Hanging Chad is like
the most applicable Joker in the game
It's good for everything
What build do you guys think fits Prophet Abraham’s Vibe?
oh awesome, the remote install worked. i do be getting every achieveement again as a popup, but if thats all then sure ill take it. Thank you so much 💙
Even more, why a game like NBA 2K with real bets, loot boxes and microtransactions is rated pegi 3 and balatro is pegi 12
Even tho, did somebody saw the 6th NBA finals match? Jimbo will be pretty happy to see Pacers crowned as the champs this sunday
Photochad
She Hex on my Joker till I x1.5 Mult
Ballot Joker W
i gained a pocket when i shuffled this deck
Oh my god are you alright? Did it hurt when you lost your hand?
no, i didnt lose a limb, but one of my lego figures hands has mysteriously vanished
strange
@warm cosmos I don't want to bother you, but can you help me please?
It's below Perkeo but you can't see it
funny
What to do
northernlion when southernmouse comes in the room
-# r a t o n
"Who's up to play balatro?" (Or something along those lines)
@gaunt bluff Balatro es clave
I just lost another game because of 
#GuessTheGame #1133
🎮 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/1133
Try to name the game shown in the screenshots in 6 guesses or less!
you forgot merry andy + juggler
RED CARD IN C TIER!!!???
burglar in d is insane
AND THE GOAT CHICOT IN B!!!???
S tier baron list rejected
Please answer the following prompt:
If you could smell different (sweat, body odor, ect) what would you like to smell like ?
Cloves
You better have spent your time on YouTube watching Balatro
Check this
What’s going on here
Chicot crossing up the plant like a g
Me gusta mucho jugar balatro
peaches
a smell that encapsulates the cold/freezing (so a smell that causes no/less smell?)
Sweet dreams my little children
I wish to always smell what it smells like outside
battery acid
Its kinda funny though, I just used my regular smelling to figure out my milk was spoiled
I tried to google something about queen from deltarune drinking battery acid, and all that came up was ralsei pulling out a machine gun… thanks discord
like tacos 🤤
💁 🐔
balatro balatro balatro
Tarkus
Upgrade
Have a homegrown meme https://youtu.be/jJh4aoUaRqU?si=nMajOU3AUGVwA9a3
Got tickets for 28 years later
lol
Hi balatro balatrez
Wow I am feeling really mixed about it
This movie is a fucking mess
The penguin0 guy did say it was.. similar to how you're describing it RN
The first third is like borderline unwatchable I hated the editing for anything involving the zombies like ||why does it stutter whenever they get shot|| and the cinematography is really weird too
1/4th of the film is dutch angles I swear
The action throughout the film is just really incomprehensible
It sucked to watch
The performances were all excellent though
Shout out the child especially
People were right about it kinda being a bait and switch and not really about the zombies but like the zombies are the worst part of the movie so
It's just annoying how the more engaging actual story starts 1/3 of the way in
And the ending is really fucking stupid
Apart from that the movie looks pretty good actually
Mainly the night scenes, there's more than a couple nice shots
The Ralph fiennes stuff is actually quite captivating the pacing is just really shit
5/10 ig
Also this movie is not scary at all
Don't you hate it when you gain a craving for a food but already have food at home you don't want to waste money and current food ?
cause ||it's not|| Zombie movie.
it's about ||family|| as always. 😌 💭 🏘️
I watched his review
Wow
Our thoughts are basically identical
That's crazy
I'm arguing with a friend about the best JoJo part, what's y'all's favourite?
are there any other games out there like balatro
Istg going out with my dad feels like I’m babysitting someone
He always wants answers to everything
I’m glad I’m going out on my own tomorrow so I don’t feel like I’m taking care of a child
I’m not emotionally inept for stuff like that
I LOVE stardust crusaders. The fights, the character designs, the stands, the gay sex. I know some can say that it gets kind of boring and repetitive. But for me, it's just really good man.
that's what I'm saying! my friend thinks golden wind is the best part, it's good but Stardust crusaders Is just better imo
Hi
yo
i find part 3 a bit boring ngl
especially the anime, like
some fights kinda just drag on
But yeah @pearl crest wouldn’t go for anything less than an rx580
That’s really the oldest modern GPU that will work and even then some games just can’t run it because no RTX cores
alr brb gonna go check the prices
just listen
my laptop is really really old and bad
Oh I know I have had laptops like that before
i just need a budget jank enough pc to help me walk after crawling with this disgrace of a laptop
I’m just saying an rx580 is that kind of GPU that people usually get in the modern day, how much is the rx550 gs the 580 going?
i mean the mic broke on me for like 30 minutes i even restarted it, and then when i came back to it like an hour later, it worked fine LIKE THIS LAPTOP IS TROLLING ME
Lookup the relative performance for the small price difference and see if your willing to pay a little bit more for a lot better
rx 550 is about 50$
used
And how much is a rx580 used
well i couldnt get the chance to check
brb
around 70 to 90$
Yeah you will get a lot better experience for 20 to 40 bucks more
which i cant really afford, i have to buy an uninterruptable power thingy, because the power goes out so much
Benchmarks put it at arround about 250% better
well lemme see
do you have time to find a compatible motherboard, and power supply?
Any motherboard will work as long as it’s the right socket
And any PSU that’s atleast 650w should work as long as it’s a good brand
so a gold psu
This is a sample benchmark between the two GPUs
No I mean a good brand
A bad brand can make a gold PSU that will blow up
The psu rating only means power efficiency now how good it is
oh
so what brands should i be looking at
im sorry if this is getting stressful or annoying i dont mean to
im just new to these things and i dont have a lot to go off of
Check for PSU models on this list that are atleast a C tier https://cultists.network/140/psu-tier-list/
It’s all good this my autism special interest so as long as your not being a brick wall I love to teach about this stuff
cool
alr man brb
dawg with this i cant even afford to buy ram or an ssd
imo the rx 550 is good enough, i only wanna run old games
man idek ill let the IT guy decide because prob half of this shit either isnt available or too expensive,
the gpu and cpu will stay the same
should i get an aio or air cooling?
i just used wheel and got poly on chad then use judgement and got brainstorm.
the poker gods where nice this time
Idk how we missed this. This person has sent six message, one was this and one was homophobic. What are you doing here lol
I would've never guessed how that was going to play out
big wee
Good morning
This is just...awful. It looks like a kid's first attempt with 3D Studio Max. How did Sega approve this trash? And yes, Rouge is naked. This aired in Pakistan, and the language (other than butchered English) is Urdu.
roXen of the GamePro forums has translated this commercial! It's saying:
Let's go and eat a happy meal and get Sega Games from...
we don't have much choice in era of A.I.
tons of disgusting generated trolling contents will flood over internet.
bet all the major service will turn to 'Real Identity Credential Only'
so it was really 28||cm|| later? 😏 📏
nobody could have predicted the one person that was "impressed" by it in the chat either... 
Just scroll up a bit
There is no art Channel in here so i'll just post it here
You make that animation? Or just showing off a cool tenna strut
CGA VGA era graphics
Ye, it rules
Yea I mean the ai wasn't rly the reason he had to go lol
so only solution is 'solve the cause of the issue' 🤡 🔪 😵
either A.I. is exist or not, was always someone post disgusting shit on internet.
early web were full of disgusting thing without mosaic and infinity pop-up advertises.
even in terminal era, human's malice and spite nothing changed. 🤔
I need this in gif format
Does anyone know of an Xcom like game where you go on missions, level up, unlock classes, gear and upgrades but it's just the playable character instead of a squad ?
Not in the Xcom gameplay style either, it can be FPS, Turn base, ect.
There was a slept on marvel game that was actually good and an Xcom. Let me see
Ah, Midnight Suns
I hear it's not exactly a replacement for Xcom gameplay, but it is similar
It doesn't have to be Xcom like, what I described is pretty much what I'm looking for
It doesn't have to be a top down thing
Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced is still amazing if you never picked it up, if that's the case
chat does anyone have google one
can anyone add me temporarily for like a day
i wanna back up some of my photos and transfer to new device
thats it
@restive sand what’s your favourite joker man
I made the animation
I got the model rigged in the internet
That's awesome! what kind of programs did you use?
Blender
But i plan also try learning maya
Since glitch uses maya
Animating makes me go insane
Bloodstone like you
You know me so well
Checkered deck my goat
ENKI FROM FEAR & HUNGER!?
YES!!
Fear and hunger es clave
Blender is better than maya fyi. Maya is basically a $500 version of blender and only has hype because colleges and major studios use it
But hey, it's good to know
👍
Balatro didn't make me adict to poker, it made me adict to THE WHEEL 
it made you addicted to balatro
1/4…
Favorite jokers? Here's mine
You know what it is
So true
💁 🐕 🕳️
Mine is weirder
Chicot enjoyer
opened a pack and got the worst common and uncommon joker. the double soul cards used all my luck
same
8ball is very good
Punch card can be very good if you have the right supporting jokers
Making it proc once per blind
Thats not good though
I win the plant guys
Is this a joke. I can't tell
Look at this guy's, this should become cannon
The long lost pilot for BALATRO: THE ANIMATED SERIES filmed at @highlandparktv #balatro #balatrogame #goty #fanart #pokemon
yippee :3
Came here after talking about Balatro a lot on this awesome game forum https://www.videogamesage.com/forums/
-# b a l a t r o
boratro
Balatro woke something in me and now I go to poker clubs 😭
After working in a real casino for years, I do not go near the poker rooms.
I've seen enough players that do it for a living to know that those are not your best odds.
Blackjack basic strategy. Cuts house advantage to 1%. If you can count, you can tip the scale 1-2% in your favour.
It's not illegal but you will be asked to leave.
2nd best way to make money in a casino is the Don't Pass line in craps. It's the only time you can actually bet with the house, but everybody will hate you.
Technically the best way to win at gambling is not to.
But I will say that poker against actual people is only gambling if you're bad at it.
And unless you frequent those tables you're going to lose your money to people that do.
Nah it ain’t like that where I’m at
I’m in Texas, best I can do is a poker club with tournaments, there’s regular cash table too but I rather not.
Big risk is the entry fee and whatever rebuys I do.
In the end, I’m just happy to get out of the apartment
BALATRO IRL :O
||except I’m no longer playing a tournament unless it’s pineapple or some shit, fuck this table ate me alive in less than 30 minutes wtf||
Yeah now Ik where small blind and big blind is from
Imma be deadass, I still lost less here than trading crypto, so big win ig
Sorry for politics but America is so fucked
It’s so dystopian to get world news on twitter
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Please choose a Meal or food item before clicking the black bar.
||You've heard of gingerbread house, how well does a house of THIS stack up ?||
I feel like yours is less weird. Mine is actually boring though.
I'm having troubles with Steam's method of simultaneous download, unpackaged and delete style downloads. It drops my download to 0% then says it's not connected to the internet anymore and I have to wait for it to finish unpackaging what it's downloaded before I can continue.
Does anyone know how I can make steam just FULLY download before trying to unpack and delete ?
Cereal
||Well besides leakings of milk, itd go better for some cereal like honey since its sticky, though less for stuff that obsorbs all the milk and ways down the roof||
Damper
||well... it's just simpler bread, really. Gets stale kinda quick. Would stack very well honestly. Finally chose something good||
Balatro changed My life
do u have balatros dias image..
I’m cooked 💔
Steak
||Depends, in like bricks? Hell yeah that’s easy. If it’s in cutlets it would be harder but still doable||
"is wish a scam" from penguinz0
dumb question time
What cliff would ya dive off?
same video btw
So I decided to make a late night snack with what little food I have in the fridge
I chopped up some Swiss cheese and threw it in a bowl with some chopped up meat and turned it into a melty cheese and meat mixture
But then I realized we didn't have any tortillas
So I thought "how about I just use more meat as the tortillas"
And then I just kinda threw some lettuce on there cause I figure I should at least have something else in there
I ate only one, it just tasted like meat on meat...
Needless to say, we need to go shopping
At this point, bro better just eat the damn naipe cards 😭
Lmao
I would eat that
grrr why can they post gifs but i cant??
no tenors or smth?
server suggestion: whitelist tenor from the link blocker
ok ig i have to download and attach
like thats just why
Have you ever watched a video essay or another video belonging to a genre of long-form content and within the first few seconds, you immediately want to turn the video off? You're not alone. I have my fair share of grievances with this style of video-making as a maker of them myself, and I've come to vent about them.
On this episode of Dity Min...
bajohntro
video criticising YouTube slops
looks closer
14 full minutes 🥀 💔
Wdym by this
Do you want it to be at the 10 minute mark or something
I ain't watching allat vro sorry
normal length YouTube video
too long
Homie has been infected by modern attention span tactics
14 minutes in the glorious 2025 sybau 🙏
My body craves doses of dopamine injection right into my cerebrum
14 minutes is a short video
Tf are you on about
"Ah yes, I want 15 minutes about [SUBJECT], make sure that it stays as mediocre as possible and add a side of 2 minutes of ads along with it"
statement dreamed up by the utterly deranged 🥀
Brother I already did say ts.

Bro watching YouTube in the notorious 2025
if they are artificial fakes, why do they have delicious written on them? 🤨
apples cst $1.33
why do fakes cost $14??
Delicious apple is an apple variation, like dogs and and their races
cuz uh they last longer
thats like if i named a car model "fastest and durable car"
Artificial red delicious apples probably taste better than real red delicious apples
dududududu
Yo mama so fat everytime she turns around it's her birthday
Like and subscribe if you get it
Yo mama so hairy that you were born with 3rd degree rug burn
Yo mama think therefore she is
omg is that rene descartes?!
i did a presentation on him in high school and absolutely nailed it
Talking about the fr*nch
🥀 🥀
What if it was called Ballslatro and…well
Fr*nch education is locking yourself in your house and trying to deduce wether the people outside are robots
it's either that or storming the bastille atp
I didn't name the apples
huh, neat
the tiers are in spanish but its from S to D
finally playing deltarune c4
this should not be as funny as it is to me
it absolutely should be
I mean, golden ticket should go to meh
It is useful when you got Midas touch
can't remember the last time i actually took ticket
also holy its forcing kris x susie on me so hard
not complaining but
Depends of the situation and your build
it's a very "if you're not doing this build it's meh" type joker, situational but can be really good if that situation is right
Idk but it's hard overall it's a hard game
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yeah it is a hard game
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Kinda
I mean, if need some money on that occasion it might work
If you have a hanging chad it’s perfect
hanging chad works with so much stuff it's so peak
True
It’s the best joker in the game
Well, I would say that if brainstorm and blueprint were not in the game
se empieza a balatrear
Balatreate
Cosmic crisp, Evelina, Jonagold, Red Prince and Crimson Snow missing
I too love saying words I don't understand
How does this almost have 10k upvotes
Also people really think they're clever by referencing and misinterpreting the most base phenomenons and analogies in a field
Schrodinger's cat is another example
Like people bring it up just to show they know about it
Faux intellectuals in the internet? That's absolutely unheard of, my word
Because Reddit isn’t a news source but people treat it as such and don’t do their own research
isnt schrodinger’s cat a joke
I don't think so lol
oh
yea i looked it up
its not quite a joke
idk i thought i heard that somewhere
hello
i dont even have an account
i need link the reddit
balatro
I need it to pass it on to a friend so he can pirate Balatro since he doesn't have any money.
i dont think piracy discussion is allowed here
😔 💔
Bigly sus
Bigly susie
That’s what I’m saying
replaying deltarune c1 and holy fuck i forgot jevils this hard
Try to Guess the Angle!
Last night I made the best playing card design ever but I don't know how to digitize it and make it a real thing
He powered up
Not the worst I’ve ever seen… but certainly not that great 😭 imo… but like obelisk in the lowest and runner so Low too… not to mention credit card…
Hurts to see
i swear under oath that balatro is most definitely not a contributing factor to my 1.5 gpa
Song Credits:
Original Song: Machine Love by @JamiePaigeIRL
SVP and Instrumental provided by her
Tuning: Me
Lyrics: Me, Dale, and Refreshmint
Video Credits:
Thumbnail: @Snoply_ on twitter (X holy sht)
Editing: Me
0:00 I have no idea someone help me fi...
… credit card and constellation above invis and perkeo 💔
2 things, the actually image is true
like trying to block ad blockers to increase revenue is armoring the non-critical parts in survivorship bias because the people who use ad blockers aren't the ones clicking and buying things from ads
the guy going on about youtube's shit ads is just a tanget that doesn't relate to the actual image
Estoy obligado por @valid token a jugar balatro xd
I am forced by @valid token to play balatro
(Voy a probar a ver si está bien xd)
youtube telling you ad blockers are against tos: 
google selling you ad blockers on the play store: 
what do (example) 3#e4444 numbers mean? like how much is #
Gotta give the overlords their money
LETS FUCKING GO I BEAT HIM
This is a prototype I was working on a while ago. It is nowhere near done and doesn't even support scoring cards yet.
Repo for those who are interested:
https://github.com/cellos51/balatro-gba
on everything i own i never thought i’d say this but
k-pop demon hunters is actually a damn good movie
with an absolutely amazing soundtrack like what the hell
and that’s coming from someone who almost never listens to k-pop (outside of the new jennie and rose albums and like three bts songs)
Why are you under super vision
Oof that Hali injury yikes
Strealing this
Lol
Yeah but that's not really survivorship bias?
I mean I guess the image you can kinda tie it
But like survivorship bias is more about the planes being shot down not being considered in the data
If you only look at people who don't get any ads as a problem you ignore the people actually contributing to your revenue
YouTube makes money just from ads getting shown right
So even if they don't buy shit
They still make some money from it
it's not useful to understand this situation as survivorship bias but then again it's not wrong
The ads being shown is only worth it by click through %
Advertisers know how successful their ads are and 1/100 people clicking is worth twice the rate of 1/200
RIP Pacers
this is why ad-blockers aren't actually a problem because if the people who use them, don't click on ads that means them not seeing ads increases click through rate
the issue youtube is currently having is called late stage capitalism, there's no more growth so they try to get more money out of each user because there's no more users to spread to
I see your point
hi
all his videos are unwatchable
What is it about now?
LETS GO THUNDER
Goodnight my jimbos 😴
JAJAJAAJJAJ
level
Lmfao
Please resolve the following scenario:
You are a Poison Taster, serving the Tyrant that rules these lands, anything they eat enters your mouth before theirs.
Their evil does not cease. Tax increase, Reduced funding for education, they even banned Gacha games!
One day, the head chef tells you he's going to slip poison into the tyrant's dinner tonight, a sure fire poison that will 100% kill IF the tyrant eats it.
What do you do ?
Like jimbo helps you to defeat the blind boss and you sold it
Isn't he selling Luchador to disable the boss blind?
Ye
Ultrakill unofficial port
dumb question time
whats your faviourite chicken?
This one
...okay
New spirit animal
guys
i swear under oath that balatro is most definitely not a contributing factor to my 1.5 gpa
Song Credits:
Original Song: Machine Love by @JamiePaigeIRL
SVP and Instrumental provided by her
Tuning: Me
Lyrics: Me, Dale, and Refreshmint
Video Credits:
Thumbnail: @Snoply_ on twitter (X holy sht)
Editing: Me
0:00 I have no idea someone help me fi...
Machine mult
Shoot the tyrant
Like duh
From the Spanish I speak this makes absolutely no sense
Am I missing something?
If vampire had more but little amount and enhanced card when foot used.
Had when punch gives rematch?
On field i mean, a Rat House
What's the original Spanish description
Gana x0.1 Mult por cada Carta Mejorada Jugada
Remueve Mejora
Ok so it just makes no sense
Thats the joke
Spanish speaker bait
Theres some spanish shitpost that is literally that
I've been trolled 
It doesnt have to make sense
"Humor is subjective" is called
When yesterday I banana the room and i see number cake (stomach) but pencil and sesame (Butter)
The brick:



