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high bone
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I control the shadow government

oak citrus
gilded ore
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This cloud sure is playful

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Mind you this is it before finishing touches

deft pecan
surreal widget
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We need a balatro noches nowegg

solid isle
coarse crow
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How the fuck do I solve this

surreal widget
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Balatro noches to you

pearl flume
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Please choose a job or profession before clicking the black bar.

||What would the world be like if this job didn't exist ?||

vale cliff
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||Office worker||

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||Probably a lot more colourful ig||

forest night
heady pilot
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Oh hello everybody

vale cliff
forest night
spare current
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i dont get it

tacit quail
tacit quail
spare current
tacit quail
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You should be

oak citrus
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This meme is unwell

spare current
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very unwell

forest night
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😱 look! Food!

slate schooner
fiery grotto
severe aurora
glacial hamlet
glacial hamlet
oak citrus
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I played it on PS1, hell yeah I do

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I put The Warmth by Incubus in that thang

forest night
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it should be called Very Big Lagoon

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best name

hasty light
blazing dome
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I just had a cool new joker idea

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"misinformation"

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the fool can now also copy spectral cards

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maybe make it uncommon

opal laurel
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Is this the right room to talk about the fandom wiki?

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Cuz I'm currently vandalizing the page for Joker

severe aurora
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only real man can risk like this?

opal laurel
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@cloud light I hope you don't mind me vandalising the old Fandom wiki

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<@&1133519078540185692>

sullen portal
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Yeah not cool

vale cliff
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Lol took me a second to realise you weren’t just speedrunning a ban

opal laurel
severe aurora
pearl flume
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Can any of y'all guess what my bio references ?

opal laurel
brittle pivot
tepid lintel
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My new Dutch oven arrived ❤️

stone gust
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now make it win four world driver's championships

brittle pivot
tepid lintel
tepid lintel
stone gust
tepid lintel
tepid lintel
# stone gust it's a max verstappen reference

I remember there being some friction between him and a few teammates in succession because I guess teams have to set up both cars the same way and Max does not have his car set up like most drivers

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The other drivers were pissed because they could not keep control of the car with Max's preferred setup

stone gust
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as is the case today

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they've been through more teammates than alpine has team principals

tepid lintel
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I'm sure that's a sick burn

tepid lintel
stone gust
scenic anvil
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im dead

tepid lintel
stone gust
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at red bull, it's always been the case that max has had preferred treatment, the only difference now is that they're not winning anymore, they're losing, pretty hard too

tepid lintel
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Hm. Why?

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What's the main cause?

stone gust
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their car's performance tanked severely after austria last year

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max is a world champion fighting for 3rd, 4th right now and his teammate is fighting for 13th place

tepid lintel
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Ah, car troubles.

stone gust
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and they're only giving max's teammates very short amounts of time before they're replaced, they're not giving drivers any tenure other than max

tepid lintel
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That's a shame.

tepid lintel
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They need to find someone who can learn his setup. Like it or not he's a paradigm shift.

stone gust
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in racing that is not how you win though, espcially in formula 1

tepid lintel
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After him you just can't go back to the old ways

tepid lintel
stone gust
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a team sport only

scenic anvil
stone gust
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individual performance is only reflected in the driver's championship

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to win the constructor (team) championship you need both drivers finishing in the top 10

tepid lintel
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I don't really understand the team aspect of the drivers

stone gust
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for mclaren, they are

tepid lintel
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Maybe Max needs a new team

stone gust
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a wide majority of the formula fanbase would agree

tepid lintel
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But I don't think any team would push back on his setup. Genuinely other drivers need to learn

stone gust
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and other teams have offered upwards of a billion dollars to sign him

stone gust
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mercedes took the risk of signing a rookie to their second seat and it's come a long way, if red bull wanted to do the same they wouldn't have the experience advantage, other teams are ahead of that

tepid lintel
stone gust
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100%

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and it especially does a disservice to the drivers who fight so hard to get to that position just for red bull management to toss them out

tepid lintel
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You may have a losing year or two but in return you then have a Max and Max Jr.

stone gust
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because they are good drivers, we've seen that in the past with albon and gasly, sacked by red bull too soon and now they're thriving at other teams

tepid lintel
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It's like they are expecting another Verstappen to just show up

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No, you have to make one.

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Red Bull stupid

stone gust
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exactly!!!

tepid lintel
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Now I'm angry along with you.

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It's good to get the blood moving.

odd oxide
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thrust colour feels a bit off

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any suggestions?

stone gust
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gray / black / orange perhaps

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if it's a nozzle shape definitely gray

pastel ravine
odd oxide
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in the render blue turned out alright

severe aurora
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looks starweirdoes pod racing.

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i like those 'old wagon and rope' style designs.

royal echo
wise prairie
stone gust
exotic dock
wise prairie
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Pls tell me that wasn't ai

odd oxide
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I think the first few seconds are real and then ai generated the rest

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Or this is like the most impressive practical effect on some random tiktok

wise prairie
wise prairie
still kayak
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Look at his glorp

still kayak
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You think a real human could open their mouth that wide????

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That would be terrifying

wise prairie
wise prairie
gray harness
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amazing, new bug found in the mobile version of brotato where picking up a material while having negative materials gives you the 32 bit integer limit

wise prairie
icy crane
gray harness
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"unique" my ass

tulip junco
royal echo
tulip junco
royal echo
royal echo
tulip junco
royal echo
nova pewter
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That thing is diguisting

restive locust
tepid lintel
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My new Dutch oven arrived, this is now my favourite drawer ❤️

floral widget
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this weapon is the dumbest weapon ever but its so good

shy veldt
runic merlin
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when youre watching a youtube video and then some really loud car just passes by

oak citrus
strange lintel
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what in the fluff, someone made a boykisser version of our college logo 😭

stone gust
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ayo?

hollow eagle
strange lintel
# stone gust ayo?

It’s lowkey kinda beautiful and is even funnier given the context I study at a Jesuit College

stone gust
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the boykisser has infiltrated the catholics, amazing

wise prairie
wise prairie
wise prairie
stone gust
wise prairie
amber chasm
amber chasm
severe aurora
sullen lark
novel temple
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balatrojoker blueprint even_steven scholar dna
balatroclub Abalatroheart Kbalatroheart Qbalatrodiamond Jbalatrodiamond 10blatrospade 9blatrospade 5

steep topaz
signal geyser
wise prairie
# steep topaz

Out of all the jokers, Elon really is the biggest clown

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Ironic since he can't tell a joke to save his own life

surreal widget
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Good balatro noches or dias to everyone

surreal widget
wise prairie
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Or better yet, his Elden Ring build

surreal widget
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Why wario

nova pewter
surreal widget
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Is this real?😢

nova pewter
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Yes

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Sadly

surreal widget
nova pewter
dusty lynx
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dumb question time

What would you use a big rock for if you were in rust?

oak citrus
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To eat

silver merlin
arctic glade
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thank you balatro for showing me how to play poker (this is worth noting it was home poker and I had to give it back at the end of the night)

pearl flume
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Please resolve the following Scenario:

It's a disaster! Everyone, get in the emergency bunker! Darn, wish we stocked this thing better, with any luck it'll last us long enough.

But what's this ? It's your relative who came over for a surprise visit, stumbling through the razor winds towards the shelter!

If we keep the hatch open any longer there's no saying if the wind will LET you close the door, and that's not to account for the supplies needs!

What do we do ?

gray harness
fiery grotto
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Plus they have extra strength to close it to, Id imagine we could all survive with enough effort put in

dense salmon
velvet oak
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me on the daily

hollow eagle
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i hate yall frfr

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we need at least 5 vote

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so maybe

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i dont have to stay up

severe aurora
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just woke more times, then get dementia earlier. 🤪

hollow eagle
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one person has the ability t make me have a good sleep schedule

severe aurora
compact shell
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Life is good rn. Dont know if it just me

vale cliff
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So true

astral vale
oak citrus
hollow eagle
# hollow eagle
poll_question_text

Should i goto bed at a reasonable time

victor_answer_votes

5

total_votes

7

victor_answer_id

3

victor_answer_text

stay up till 3am

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results are in

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im staying till 3

severe aurora
stone quail
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so we just bought a water cooler and filled it up with water from a store for the first time

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they upselled my mom to get alkaline water instead of the standard purified stuff

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man about to invent alkaline water: man this purified water tastes too good

stone quail
hollow eagle
stone quail
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they offered it free for the first refill

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i wish they hadnt

stone quail
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weird dog

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i dont trust it

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looks kinda grody tbh

rugged bison
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trust him

hollow eagle
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83% of Irish people CANNOT pronounce 'TH'

vale cliff
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I can pronounce “TH”

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Then again, I’m not Irish

royal skiff
rugged bison
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  • counterattack ability
royal skiff
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i didnt know that

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i have the dog build

spare terrace
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lol

royal skiff
rugged bison
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Companion ability is nice too

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And speed up if you equip a leash

royal skiff
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thanks i didnt know that

worn robin
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Egde case: What happend if you have 1 card in your deck and it's a glass card and you beat the blind and your glass card gets destroyed. Do you lose because you don't have cards. Or do you live beacuase beat the blind. If you live, what would happen to idol or mail.

And lastly I'mma try something with this after I'm come back from my school trip (and do the dishes 😦

odd oxide
deft pecan
cunning pagoda
rugged bison
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it judges you

icy igloo
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AAAAAAAAA

glossy fulcrum
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why

stone gust
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really, again

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also hi skinky

jade warren
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Final warning to not upload this again, please

glossy fulcrum
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hoi

odd oxide
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lowered wings or nah

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i think the idea is that they are lowered when landed or smth

stone gust
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fuck aero, we in space now

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it looks perfect with lowered being landed tbh

odd oxide
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that cockpit looks pretty cozy

royal echo
stone gust
hasty light
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Important question: would Jimbo be the stand user or the stand

severe aurora
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did someone post mentally healthy data set?

gray harness
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dawg what the fuck is this tech tree (there are 5 other tech trees)

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i think i used too many mods

jade warren
severe aurora
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in A.I. era, peoples are still major problem.

gleaming osprey
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Cleavages on boobs are literally a character design cheat

severe aurora
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single man can generate tons of Shocksite liveleak video from A.I. 🥶

gleaming osprey
stone gust
severe aurora
severe aurora
gleaming osprey
severe aurora
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bad memories, good memories, flush it all the way. 🤤 🚽 🌀

gleaming osprey
gray harness
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lmao, look what's going on in the fandom wiki

pearl flume
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Someone offers you 1 million dollars if you can remain inside of a statue of yourself just slightly bigger than you so you can fit, for 1 week.

Food and water will be IV'd into you.

What do you say ?

gleaming osprey
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Bro

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People will kill for that much

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Torture even

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No sht most will say yes

stone gust
gleaming osprey
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Just buy gold with the 1 million

shut folio
severe aurora
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pay it first, not hypothesis.

cloud light
stone gust
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gold's a good option though

queen forge
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Hey look at the bright side

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The wiki moved

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Moved out of this greedy company

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Tbh the new wiki looks very cool, I love it

sour pilot
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messing up the wiki is fine but putting hateful stuff on there isn't cool

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like transphobic comments, etc

queen forge
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That is true

tranquil latch
# queen forge

Oh shit it sets money to 1e300
Thats brutal man, most of the time youll have like 1e2

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It will literally break your economy

queen forge
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You'd love to check the deck page

alpine prawn
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i love rndom Rare Joker

cloud light
queen forge
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Dang this old wiki got messed up a lot

sour pilot
queen forge
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Why is there a cow aggressively mooing

fleet stump
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ai-gen headahh

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Balatro Wiki

Cryptid is a Spectral card that creates 2 copies of a selected card, allowing the player to easily create copies of a specific card in their deck.

solid isle
oak citrus
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Tomorrow

silver merlin
dense salmon
snow path
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does this count as Balatro merch? hehehe_smug

glossy fulcrum
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no

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thats just poker -w-

jolly pier
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it should be akqj10

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not the other way around

snow path
last roost
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Today, I suffered through some of the worst spaghetti code I've ever seen.

My cousin needed help with his assignment and I just can't fathom how someone managed to flub Fibonacci so badly. (the goal is to implement it without using recursion)

I want to cry lol

jolly pier
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just use for loop lol

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actually i think i did it differently but id have to check

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what lang was this in? im guessing cpp?

solid isle
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a story of hope and perseverance

last roost
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I don't think he's been introduced to complexity yet.

jolly pier
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lol

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you can do it with a normal list too i think

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in c++ i used a vector and python lists are somewhat similar in that they have dynamic capacity

last roost
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I'll leave it up to him lol

his biggest problem was... if the input was n, he would just return the values of (n-1)+(n-2), despite the spaghetti code.

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while loops are AMAZING with stacks!

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I prefer for loops over anything else though. they're just... satisfying to use?

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yep, sure do lol

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I took a software security course... it made me never want to get into cybersecurity because it made me anxious lol

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ooooh also, DEFINITELY take a course in graph theory!

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and machine learning.

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We weren't allowed to use AI. we had to build models from scratch!

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We had to implement everything from scratch except for things we could do with torch/scikit/keras

brazen owl
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Audio Jungle

last roost
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also used sklearn, but mostly other things.

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I'm just taking a break from programming lol
no time for DMs rn, but feel free to send me some.

I wanted to show you some of the stuff I did in my NN course, but it's not on this computer.

brazen owl
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i agree

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i am MAD at him 😡

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i wrote it myself 🙏

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lahja januubia

last roost
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I'm writing software for an automated laboratory. It's not fun because idk anything about chemical stuff lol

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it's a 2 million dollar robot

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yep. I have to use VBS for most things, which is awful.

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visual basic script

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more like, extremely outdated.

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the people who built it are chemist/engineers, not programmers.

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I wouldn't say it's amateurish tbh. The machine does some very, very complicated things.

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It wasn't outdated when the company started. Instead of writing everything from scratch using a new language, it was easier for them to just keep using VBS.

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also, VBS is deprecated and no longer maintained.

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Future windows versions won't have any support for it.

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that being said... their upgraded software is also a disaster, but someone else is working on it on the OTHER robot.

fiery grotto
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Im so sad I just died to the final FINAL jump in celeste c side with golden strawberry

last roost
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Well... more like he's cursing its very existence and trying to petition management to put together a team to build our own robot and put that company out of business lol

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back to work 🙃

sharp bay
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Walking on four like the goat they are, Coco Jumbo 🔛 🔝

fiery grotto
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I MISSED THE HEART

reef magnet
fiery grotto
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that tooks hours

glad mantle
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The thunk is welle?

wise locust
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suspension bridge

stone gust
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suspension bridge

open quartz
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Pretty expensive

fickle flower
wise locust
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poly bridge

fickle flower
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Thanks

sturdy lily
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anyone wanna join among us

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RVDCWG

stone gust
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there is a poly bridge 2

wise locust
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and a 3

stone gust
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WHAT

wise locust
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yea lol

sharp bay
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I'm starting with the man in the mirror.

gray harness
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3 D5 random character/random weapon runs done today!

solar blade
fiery grotto
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its peak

earnest temple
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random question, but what's a good (free) editing software?

reef magnet
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like editing what? movies? pictures? 3d models?

earnest temple
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videos

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video editing software

reef magnet
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well you can't go wrong with DaVinci Resolve i guess.

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a bit on the complex side but it works

gray harness
fiery grotto
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I love listening to songs on long rides and whenever I play that playlist it feels amazing

reef magnet
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i guess you could also check humble bundle for software now and then.
remember seeing a sony vegas bundle one time on the extremely cheap side on there.
not there anymore but could come back.

odd oxide
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apparently you can render with scratches

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i dont think you can see them cause though the resolution is pretty low

oak citrus
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Damn, that's pretty photo realistic

nova pewter
pearl flume
fiery grotto
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Im surprised I know 5 of these references

forest night
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Adventure time tree house!

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I also know exactly five of these references

fiery grotto
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Yk adventure time I couldve guessed because of the art style which wouldve made 6, but felt like cheating to guess like that lol

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Thanks for the confirmation on that

verbal urchin
tawny helm
verbal urchin
# tawny helm

Fool?? Naaahhhhh. Silksong is coming soon trust 🙏

calm shuttle
# tawny helm

That is the most accurate description of silksong i have ever seen

calm shuttle
verbal urchin
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Theyre from FanGamer

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I bought 2 packs, 1 to play poker with & 1 to keep sealed

calm shuttle
spare terrace
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morning

calm shuttle
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eat cheese 👍🏿

verbal urchin
calm shuttle
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press on my profile then on the mult badge on it

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it should work

verbal urchin
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Ohhh okay, didn’t realise that’s how it worked. Thanks :)

calm shuttle
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Np

turbid jungle
gleaming osprey
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Does this cat look like it has diabetes?

iron meteor
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THOU MUST MAKETH A CHOICE

gleaming osprey
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It’s not even a choice bro

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Chad retriggers all first cards played 2 times

odd oxide
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Chromatic approach tone my beloved

verbal pawn
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I want

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I have like 10 decks

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Bicycle

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And 2 random ones

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And a California casino one

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And bee

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The rest just standard red and blue bicycle

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I collect decks is that weird

sonic cairn
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A gay chad inbound 🗣️

vale cliff
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You’re a gay chad

pearl flume
#

Pop Quiz Time!

Which of the following effects does NOT belong to a Joker in the game Balatro ?

A: +X mult for every remaining discard.
B: +X chips for every card in your deck.
C: +X chips for every X suit discarded.
D: +X mult for every $ you have.

rare rune
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A

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B is Blue Joker, C is Castle and D is Bootstraps

vale cliff
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Bro

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Spoilers

candid ruin
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Help I'm about to crashout 😭

digital slate
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Why Balatro PEGI 18 and New Super Mario Bros PEGI 3?

hallow sluice
gleaming osprey
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Dumbest build i ever managed

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The robber could fuck off though

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Im a Chad that need no photograph🗣️🔥

hallow sluice
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Chadchad

tall moss
oak citrus
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If anyone uses samples for music making, I pulled this one and can't build a song around it at all. Feel free to use it

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It's close to 100bpm

stone gust
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thanks

sonic cairn
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Hello my little kitkats

chilly junco
low maple
glossy fulcrum
forest rain
brittle talon
severe aurora
# digital slate Why Balatro PEGI 18 and New Super Mario Bros PEGI 3?

actually, cause of those mini-game, super mario was got 18+ from south korean rating board.
some nations are delicate at 'gambling as theme'
but that rating board government agency is corrupted now that pass the 'real criminal money exchange and laundry as form of videogame' in 'Everyone' rating, then rating other game for kids as 'AO+' for retaliation and threatening videogame companies.

severe aurora
small patio
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Balatro

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Pegi was more chill back than I guess @digital slate

tepid marsh
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Hello i got a question. i got a new phone and balatro is saying i need to rebuy it on the new phone? Is there a way to get my previous phone version to my new phone or do i really have to rebuy it? i went from aindroid to android so that shouldnt be the problem?

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nor do i know where to ask, and google aint helpin

civic shell
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And you should be fine

tepid marsh
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i did

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which is why i dont understand

silver merlin
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the most applicable Joker in the game

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It's good for everything

gleaming osprey
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What build do you guys think fits Prophet Abraham’s Vibe?

tepid marsh
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oh awesome, the remote install worked. i do be getting every achieveement again as a popup, but if thats all then sure ill take it. Thank you so much 💙

lapis juniper
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Even tho, did somebody saw the 6th NBA finals match? Jimbo will be pretty happy to see Pacers crowned as the champs this sunday

lapis juniper
daring acorn
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She Hex on my Joker till I x1.5 Mult

dense salmon
digital slate
crisp harness
open badger
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i gained a pocket when i shuffled this deck

nimble mirage
open badger
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strange

nimble mirage
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Oh thank god

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What a relief

sullen parrot
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@warm cosmos I don't want to bother you, but can you help me please?

hazy palm
nimble mirage
dense salmon
nimble mirage
snow path
thorny pecan
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What to do

wise plaza
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northernlion when southernmouse comes in the room

dense salmon
surreal widget
oak citrus
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-# r a t o n

surreal widget
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"Who's up to play balatro?" (Or something along those lines)egg

gaunt bluff
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"Balatro is a feeling"

dense salmon
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@gaunt bluff Balatro es clave

surreal widget
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🔥🔥🔥

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Balatro is a lifestyle

gaunt bluff
oak citrus
dense salmon
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I just lost another game because of the_plant

radiant ermine
brave needle
open badger
surreal widget
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RED CARD IN C TIER!!!???

woven stag
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burglar in d is insane

surreal widget
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AND THE GOAT CHICOT IN B!!!???

sand rose
dense salmon
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💔

fickle flower
dense salmon
pearl flume
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Please answer the following prompt:

If you could smell different (sweat, body odor, ect) what would you like to smell like ?

oak citrus
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Cloves

vale cliff
# dense salmon

You better have spent your time on YouTube watching Balatro

verbal pawn
oak citrus
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Chicot crossing up the plant like a g

uneven monolith
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Me gusta mucho jugar balatro

oak citrus
modern heart
surreal widget
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Sweet dreams my little children

fiery grotto
fiery grotto
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Its kinda funny though, I just used my regular smelling to figure out my milk was spoiled

vale cliff
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Nice

fiery grotto
# wheat coral battery acid

I tried to google something about queen from deltarune drinking battery acid, and all that came up was ralsei pulling out a machine gun… thanks discord

wild ibex
dense salmon
severe aurora
oblique bridge
sharp bay
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Tarkus

dense salmon
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Upgrade

zenith patio
shell flint
odd oxide
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Got tickets for 28 years later

spare terrace
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lol

sharp bay
covert wyvern
odd oxide
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This movie is a fucking mess

sterile vigil
odd oxide
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The first third is like borderline unwatchable I hated the editing for anything involving the zombies like ||why does it stutter whenever they get shot|| and the cinematography is really weird too

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1/4th of the film is dutch angles I swear

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The action throughout the film is just really incomprehensible

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It sucked to watch

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The performances were all excellent though

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Shout out the child especially

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People were right about it kinda being a bait and switch and not really about the zombies but like the zombies are the worst part of the movie so

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It's just annoying how the more engaging actual story starts 1/3 of the way in

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And the ending is really fucking stupid

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Apart from that the movie looks pretty good actually

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Mainly the night scenes, there's more than a couple nice shots

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The Ralph fiennes stuff is actually quite captivating the pacing is just really shit

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5/10 ig

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Also this movie is not scary at all

odd oxide
#

Actually fuck that

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4/10

pearl flume
#

Don't you hate it when you gain a craving for a food but already have food at home you don't want to waste money and current food ?

severe aurora
# odd oxide 4/10

cause ||it's not|| Zombie movie.
it's about ||family|| as always. 😌 💭 🏘️

severe aurora
odd oxide
#

Wow

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Our thoughts are basically identical

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That's crazy

amber chasm
#

Lmao

pliant nimbus
#

I'm arguing with a friend about the best JoJo part, what's y'all's favourite?

broken pewter
#

are there any other games out there like balatro

tribal blaze
#

Istg going out with my dad feels like I’m babysitting someone

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He always wants answers to everything

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I’m glad I’m going out on my own tomorrow so I don’t feel like I’m taking care of a child

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I’m not emotionally inept for stuff like that

sharp bay
pliant nimbus
dense salmon
rare rune
#

yo

rare rune
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especially the anime, like

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some fights kinda just drag on

dusky wave
#

But yeah @pearl crest wouldn’t go for anything less than an rx580

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That’s really the oldest modern GPU that will work and even then some games just can’t run it because no RTX cores

pearl crest
#

alr brb gonna go check the prices

pearl crest
#

my laptop is really really old and bad

dusky wave
#

Oh I know I have had laptops like that before

pearl crest
#

i just need a budget jank enough pc to help me walk after crawling with this disgrace of a laptop

dusky wave
#

I’m just saying an rx580 is that kind of GPU that people usually get in the modern day, how much is the rx550 gs the 580 going?

pearl crest
#

i mean the mic broke on me for like 30 minutes i even restarted it, and then when i came back to it like an hour later, it worked fine LIKE THIS LAPTOP IS TROLLING ME

dusky wave
#

Lookup the relative performance for the small price difference and see if your willing to pay a little bit more for a lot better

dusky wave
#

And how much is a rx580 used

pearl crest
#

brb

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around 70 to 90$

dusky wave
#

Yeah you will get a lot better experience for 20 to 40 bucks more

pearl crest
#

which i cant really afford, i have to buy an uninterruptable power thingy, because the power goes out so much

dusky wave
#

Benchmarks put it at arround about 250% better

pearl crest
#

do you have time to find a compatible motherboard, and power supply?

dusky wave
#

Any motherboard will work as long as it’s the right socket

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And any PSU that’s atleast 650w should work as long as it’s a good brand

dusky wave
#

This is a sample benchmark between the two GPUs

dusky wave
#

A bad brand can make a gold PSU that will blow up

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The psu rating only means power efficiency now how good it is

pearl crest
#

oh

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so what brands should i be looking at

#

im sorry if this is getting stressful or annoying i dont mean to

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im just new to these things and i dont have a lot to go off of

dusky wave
dusky wave
pearl crest
#

cool

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alr man brb

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dawg with this i cant even afford to buy ram or an ssd

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imo the rx 550 is good enough, i only wanna run old games

#

man idek ill let the IT guy decide because prob half of this shit either isnt available or too expensive,

#

the gpu and cpu will stay the same

#

should i get an aio or air cooling?

dusky wave
#

Always air cooling

#

Peerless assassin 120se

worn robin
#

i just used wheel and got poly on chad then use judgement and got brainstorm.

#

the poker gods where nice this time

native jewel
# royal echo

Idk how we missed this. This person has sent six message, one was this and one was homophobic. What are you doing here lol

thin skiff
#

I would've never guessed how that was going to play out

worn robin
#

big wee

surreal widget
#

Good morning

supple hemlock
#

This is just...awful. It looks like a kid's first attempt with 3D Studio Max. How did Sega approve this trash? And yes, Rouge is naked. This aired in Pakistan, and the language (other than butchered English) is Urdu.
roXen of the GamePro forums has translated this commercial! It's saying:

Let's go and eat a happy meal and get Sega Games from...

▶ Play video
severe aurora
severe aurora
stone gust
oak citrus
#

Just scroll up a bit

zinc quartz
oak citrus
#

You make that animation? Or just showing off a cool tenna strut

severe aurora
#

CGA VGA era graphics

oak citrus
#

Ye, it rules

native jewel
severe aurora
#

either A.I. is exist or not, was always someone post disgusting shit on internet.

#

early web were full of disgusting thing without mosaic and infinity pop-up advertises.
even in terminal era, human's malice and spite nothing changed. 🤔

fiery grotto
dense salmon
pearl flume
#

Does anyone know of an Xcom like game where you go on missions, level up, unlock classes, gear and upgrades but it's just the playable character instead of a squad ?

Not in the Xcom gameplay style either, it can be FPS, Turn base, ect.

oak citrus
#

There was a slept on marvel game that was actually good and an Xcom. Let me see

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Ah, Midnight Suns

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I hear it's not exactly a replacement for Xcom gameplay, but it is similar

pearl flume
#

It doesn't have to be a top down thing

oak citrus
#

Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced is still amazing if you never picked it up, if that's the case

wild ibex
tawdry spoke
#

chat does anyone have google one

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can anyone add me temporarily for like a day

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i wanna back up some of my photos and transfer to new device

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thats it

lime willow
#

@restive sand what’s your favourite joker man

zinc quartz
#

I got the model rigged in the internet

oak citrus
#

That's awesome! what kind of programs did you use?

zinc quartz
#

Blender

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But i plan also try learning maya

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Since glitch uses maya

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Animating makes me go insane

restive sand
lime willow
#

You know me so well

restive sand
#

Checkered deck my goat

surreal widget
surreal widget
surreal widget
#

Fear and hunger es clave

oak citrus
#

But hey, it's good to know

dense salmon
dense salmon
#

Balatro didn't make me adict to poker, it made me adict to THE WHEEL wheel_of_fortune

glossy fulcrum
#

it made you addicted to balatro

terse hare
#

Favorite jokers? Here's mine

oak citrus
#

You know what it is

restive sand
#

One of the best combos

#

So fun to play

oak citrus
#

So true

severe aurora
#

💁 🐕 🕳️

sharp bay
past parrot
dense salmon
queen forge
dry temple
dense salmon
#

Chicot enjoyer

worn robin
#

opened a pack and got the worst common and uncommon joker. the double soul cards used all my luck

worn robin
dense salmon
dusky wave
#

Making it proc once per blind

worn robin
#

Thats not good though

gaunt bluff
#

I win the plant guys

worn robin
modern heart
#

nah 8ball is awesome

#

carries runs

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no joke

#

no satire

#

very solid common

dense salmon
shell flint
fiery meadow
oak citrus
#

-# b a l a t r o

stone gust
#

boratro

plucky depot
#

Balatro woke something in me and now I go to poker clubs 😭

tepid lintel
#

I've seen enough players that do it for a living to know that those are not your best odds.

#

Blackjack basic strategy. Cuts house advantage to 1%. If you can count, you can tip the scale 1-2% in your favour.

#

It's not illegal but you will be asked to leave.

#

2nd best way to make money in a casino is the Don't Pass line in craps. It's the only time you can actually bet with the house, but everybody will hate you.

#

Technically the best way to win at gambling is not to.

#

But I will say that poker against actual people is only gambling if you're bad at it.

#

And unless you frequent those tables you're going to lose your money to people that do.

plucky depot
#

Nah it ain’t like that where I’m at

I’m in Texas, best I can do is a poker club with tournaments, there’s regular cash table too but I rather not.

Big risk is the entry fee and whatever rebuys I do.

In the end, I’m just happy to get out of the apartment

plucky depot
#

||except I’m no longer playing a tournament unless it’s pineapple or some shit, fuck this table ate me alive in less than 30 minutes wtf||

plucky depot
#

Imma be deadass, I still lost less here than trading crypto, so big win ig

still kayak
#

Sorry for politics but America is so fucked

#

It’s so dystopian to get world news on twitter

plucky depot
dusky wave
oak citrus
pearl flume
#

Please choose a Meal or food item before clicking the black bar.

||You've heard of gingerbread house, how well does a house of THIS stack up ?||

whole urchin
pearl flume
#

I'm having troubles with Steam's method of simultaneous download, unpackaged and delete style downloads. It drops my download to 0% then says it's not connected to the internet anymore and I have to wait for it to finish unpackaging what it's downloaded before I can continue.

Does anyone know how I can make steam just FULLY download before trying to unpack and delete ?

surreal widget
fiery grotto
forest night
dense salmon
vale cliff
#

🤬

dry tendon
thorny mango
still kayak
thorny mango
still kayak
dusty lynx
#

dumb question time

What cliff would ya dive off?

still kayak
surreal widget
wise spoke
#

So I decided to make a late night snack with what little food I have in the fridge

#

I chopped up some Swiss cheese and threw it in a bowl with some chopped up meat and turned it into a melty cheese and meat mixture

#

But then I realized we didn't have any tortillas

#

So I thought "how about I just use more meat as the tortillas"

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And then I just kinda threw some lettuce on there cause I figure I should at least have something else in there

#

I ate only one, it just tasted like meat on meat...

#

Needless to say, we need to go shopping

drifting elbow
wise spoke
#

Lmao

sharp bay
last light
#

grrr why can they post gifs but i cant??

#

no tenors or smth?

#

server suggestion: whitelist tenor from the link blocker

#

ok ig i have to download and attach

#

like thats just why

sharp bay
odd oxide
icy igloo
#

bajohntro

sharp bay
compact timber
#

Do you want it to be at the 10 minute mark or something

sharp bay
compact timber
#

Homie has been infected by modern attention span tactics

sharp bay
compact timber
#

Give me your brain you lost your brain privileges

odd oxide
#

Tf are you on about

sharp bay
#

"Ah yes, I want 15 minutes about [SUBJECT], make sure that it stays as mediocre as possible and add a side of 2 minutes of ads along with it"

statement dreamed up by the utterly deranged 🥀

odd oxide
#

Words no one ever said

#

You dreamed up the statement buddy

#

😭

sharp bay
#

Brother I already did say ts.balatro_B balatro_B balatro_B

odd oxide
#

Also

#

Bros whatching ads on yt in the big 25

#

🥀

sharp bay
#

Bro watching YouTube in the notorious 2025

daring coyote
#

if they are artificial fakes, why do they have delicious written on them? 🤨

#

apples cst $1.33

#

why do fakes cost $14??

dense salmon
#

Delicious apple is an apple variation, like dogs and and their races

versed patrol
daring coyote
modern heart
#

Artificial red delicious apples probably taste better than real red delicious apples

icy igloo
#

dududududu

deft pecan
#

Yo mama so fat everytime she turns around it's her birthday

#

Like and subscribe if you get it

oak citrus
#

Yo mama so hairy that you were born with 3rd degree rug burn

ornate shore
#

Yo mama think therefore she is

stone gust
#

omg is that rene descartes?!

#

i did a presentation on him in high school and absolutely nailed it

odd oxide
#

🥀 🥀

ornate shore
#

What if it was called Ballslatro and…well

stone gust
#

rene is a different breed of french though

#

educated

ornate shore
#

Fr*nch education is locking yourself in your house and trying to deduce wether the people outside are robots

stone gust
#

it's either that or storming the bastille atp

dense salmon
stone gust
#

huh, neat

rigid viper
#

the tiers are in spanish but its from S to D

noble verge
#

finally playing deltarune c4

modern heart
#

It's peak

#

Best song across all chapters in it

noble verge
#

this should not be as funny as it is to me

tropic stag
abstract lance
tropic stag
#

can't remember the last time i actually took ticket

noble verge
#

not complaining but

abstract lance
tropic stag
#

it's a very "if you're not doing this build it's meh" type joker, situational but can be really good if that situation is right

indigo ginkgo
# tropic stag can't remember the last time i actually took ticket

Idk but it's hard overall it's a hard game
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tropic stag
#

yeah it is a hard game
-# This user is under surveillance by mr balatrojoker please do not contact him he is suspected to be in league with le plant (the_plant) if you have seen this individual report him to the balapolice!!!!

abstract lance
tropic stag
#

hanging chad works with so much stuff it's so peak

gleaming osprey
abstract lance
#

Well, I would say that if brainstorm and blueprint were not in the game

harsh sorrel
drifting elbow
abstract lance
digital slate
winter wasp
#

Balala

#

You can in fact play regular card games with these (crazy)

still kayak
#

blueprint the cavendash

odd oxide
#

I too love saying words I don't understand

#

How does this almost have 10k upvotes

#

Also people really think they're clever by referencing and misinterpreting the most base phenomenons and analogies in a field

#

Schrodinger's cat is another example

#

Like people bring it up just to show they know about it

oak citrus
#

Faux intellectuals in the internet? That's absolutely unheard of, my word

fiery meadow
glossy fulcrum
modern heart
#

I don't think so lol

glossy fulcrum
#

oh

#

yea i looked it up

#

its not quite a joke

#

idk i thought i heard that somewhere

fiery meadow
glossy fulcrum
#

uh no

#

i dont use reddit

faint adder
#

hello

glossy fulcrum
#

i dont even have an account

faint adder
#

i need link the reddit

icy igloo
#

balatro

faint adder
#

I need it to pass it on to a friend so he can pirate Balatro since he doesn't have any money.

glossy fulcrum
#

i dont think piracy discussion is allowed here

winter wasp
fiery meadow
oak citrus
#

Bigly susie

devout pecan
#

Godly Twitter balatro vid

oak citrus
#

Got damn

#

Amazing

devout pecan
#

That’s what I’m saying

noble verge
#

replaying deltarune c1 and holy fuck i forgot jevils this hard

wheat coral
silver merlin
#

Last night I made the best playing card design ever but I don't know how to digitize it and make it a real thing

pulsar umbra
#

this,,, baltor

#

Balatro

frigid mountain
#

i love this

oak citrus
silver merlin
#

WHAT THE FUCK

oak citrus
#

He powered up

peak goblet
queen summit
pastel heron
thorny mango
sullen aurora
#

like trying to block ad blockers to increase revenue is armoring the non-critical parts in survivorship bias because the people who use ad blockers aren't the ones clicking and buying things from ads

#

the guy going on about youtube's shit ads is just a tanget that doesn't relate to the actual image

fringe lily
#

Estoy obligado por @valid token a jugar balatro xd
I am forced by @valid token to play balatro
(Voy a probar a ver si está bien xd)

stone gust
#

youtube telling you ad blockers are against tos: boykisser_nuhuh
google selling you ad blockers on the play store: boykisserevil

boreal trail
#

what do (example) 3#e4444 numbers mean? like how much is #

fiery meadow
noble verge
tender laurel
dense salmon
fallen obsidian
#

on everything i own i never thought i’d say this but
k-pop demon hunters is actually a damn good movie
with an absolutely amazing soundtrack like what the hell
and that’s coming from someone who almost never listens to k-pop (outside of the new jennie and rose albums and like three bts songs)

dense salmon
gaunt bluff
nova pewter
oak citrus
fiery meadow
#

Oof that Hali injury yikes

night crypt
pine barn
#

Saw another ad about some bs pokemon mobile game so I did this shit meme

oak citrus
#

Lol

odd oxide
#

I mean I guess the image you can kinda tie it

#

But like survivorship bias is more about the planes being shot down not being considered in the data

sullen aurora
#

If you only look at people who don't get any ads as a problem you ignore the people actually contributing to your revenue

odd oxide
#

So even if they don't buy shit

#

They still make some money from it

sullen aurora
#

it's not useful to understand this situation as survivorship bias but then again it's not wrong

sullen aurora
#

Advertisers know how successful their ads are and 1/100 people clicking is worth twice the rate of 1/200

fiery meadow
#

RIP Pacers

sullen aurora
#

the issue youtube is currently having is called late stage capitalism, there's no more growth so they try to get more money out of each user because there's no more users to spread to

odd oxide
#

I see your point

lone cosmos
#

hi

odd oxide
#

The new moist critical video is unwatchable

#

😭 😭

#

I hope it's like a troll or smth

sullen aurora
#

all his videos are unwatchable

vale cliff
finite schooner
#

LETS GO THUNDER

surreal widget
#

Goodnight my jimbos 😴

oak citrus
novel pecan
tranquil flower
dense quiver
oak citrus
#

Lmfao

pearl flume
#

Please resolve the following scenario:

You are a Poison Taster, serving the Tyrant that rules these lands, anything they eat enters your mouth before theirs.

Their evil does not cease. Tax increase, Reduced funding for education, they even banned Gacha games!

One day, the head chef tells you he's going to slip poison into the tyrant's dinner tonight, a sure fire poison that will 100% kill IF the tyrant eats it.

What do you do ?

vale cliff
#

Banning gacha games is good tho

#

Sorry

dense quiver
#

Like jimbo helps you to defeat the blind boss and you sold it

whole urchin
#

Isn't he selling Luchador to disable the boss blind?

oak citrus
#

Ye

neon yacht
quick quartz
#

Ultrakill unofficial port

dusty lynx
#

dumb question time

whats your faviourite chicken?

oak citrus
#

This one

dusty lynx
#

...okay

vale cliff
#

New spirit animal

balmy sand
#

guys

dense salmon
dense salmon
gleaming osprey
#

Weird synergy I found

#

Beat all 8 antes with over 1 million chips

hasty light
#

Am I missing something?

dense salmon
hasty light
#

What's the original Spanish description

dense salmon
#

Gana x0.1 Mult por cada Carta Mejorada Jugada
Remueve Mejora

hasty light
#

Ok so it just makes no sense

dense salmon
#

Thats the joke

hasty light
#

Spanish speaker bait

dense salmon
#

Theres some spanish shitpost that is literally that

hasty light
#

I've been trolled balatrojoker

dense salmon
#

It doesnt have to make sense
"Humor is subjective" is called

#

When yesterday I banana the room and i see number cake (stomach) but pencil and sesame (Butter)

The brick:

hasty light
#

I get it

#

Non-native Spanish speakers try to translate it and get nowhere

inner dome