🃏・off-topic

[whole junco]

Debating what I want to say

[wispy fable]

Its funny

[whole junco]

Fine I’ll say it

Don’t use these in your 2 pair build and these trousers are filled with stinky doo doo

[tropic stag]

actually the thought that "toilet paper" synergizes with "uranus" and "spare trousers" is really funny

[random osprey]

should be a rare joker

[wise marsh]

Should be legendary

[fiery grotto]

New mod

This is a great joker concept and joke wise

And balance

I love it

[past parrot]

this could kill someone

yummy lemonade

[chilly jacinth]

[oak citrus]

[floral widget]

Okay, I will

[amber chasm]

https://youtu.be/NkRkuI0ZgX0?si=qs9rzx5xdBGY0WFr this song is so peak

[warm mesa]

r/softwaregore moment

[random osprey]

17 is my favorite number dont disgrace it with this

[amber chasm]

L number

Four 🗣️🗣️

[floral widget]

I wonder what the subreddit— oh…

[summer gale]

getting banned by the lead dev of a game should automatically remove it from your steam library

[shrewd jolt]

It's Not that serious bruh

[fiery grotto]

Lead dev

Literal only dev

Also that would mean Id lose my game 😭

[summer gale]

I say this to nerd-proof my post if someone counts louisf's soundtrack or lumpytouch drawing a couple of the jokers as developers

[tropic stag]

erm, this is a patent, you can't use green floating arrows!!!

(funny story, the game mechanic did actually get patented somehow, but afaik it doesn't really matter and nobody really cares)

[severe aurora]

or outsourced lowest pay devs in globe 😏

sometimes grey black company in low wage countries running most of works and distribute project trough another countries proxy dev with proxy company.
disguise as indie is much crooky then just in & out microtransaction game distributing and run away.
many chinese companies doing those and hide behind hongkong court. 🤑

[wise spoke]

The funny thing is that Thunk kinda gave into it?

Like he literally said what I replied to

And I still can't tell if he meant it or not

I don't even think lamping is a real thing lol

[forest night]

I think it is

But I can't remember if it bad or not

[wise spoke]

Well then what is lamping

[forest night]

Google time!

[wise spoke]

Oh ok

[wise spoke]

I guess it means "relaxing"

[forest night]

"the activity of hunting at night using lamps, especially for rabbits."

Huh

[wise spoke]

No that's definitely not it

[forest night]

That's cool

[wise spoke]

I added the word slang

[forest night]

That's what Google said

[wise spoke]

Yes but Google doesn't typically know slang

[severe aurora]

*we need s++ lang. 🤪 *

[forest night]

'Lamping' kinda sounds like an explicit thing NGL

[wise spoke]

A little bit yeah

[severe aurora]

GasLighting. 😈

[wise spoke]

Isn't lamp shading also a thing

[forest night]

Or something violent

[velvet pilot]

Can anyone help me out to fix my game crashing? I'm new to the discord and Idk where to post this, but I'm trying to get back to vanilla balatro and keep getting this error message, this is on PC & Steam. I tried the following: uninstalling & reinstalling, verifying game files, deleteing the mod file(s), restarting PC. I've even asked ChatGPT and It says is a "lua" error, I don't know what It means or how to fix it.

[forest night]

Have ya tried deleting system 32?

(/j)

[velvet pilot]

no, I don't even know what that is

[forest night]

Oh dear 😭

[wise spoke]

Have you tried deep frying your computer

[velvet pilot]

the two mods I had installed were brainstorm and talisman

[forest night]

Works for me everytime

[wise spoke]

What is brainstorm

[forest night]

Storming brains

[wise spoke]

Is that the one that makes brainstorm look like what it's copying

[velvet pilot]

its a mod that lets you filter seeds for tags or legendary jokers

[wise spoke]

Oh ok

[velvet pilot]

it also runs the game smoother

[severe aurora]

guess save corrupted by mods?

try backup save before run mods?

[velvet pilot]

I'll try some stuff with the backup, im trying to get back to vanilla balatro

[forest night]

Have you tried talking kindly to your pc?

[velvet pilot]

no. it doesnt listen to me

[severe aurora]

if there's no backup saves, no choice, flush all and start new.

[velvet pilot]

??? delete my saves?

[forest night]

Waaaagh

[severe aurora]

those error sounds like you're load save file from using mods state, then rollbacked vanilla game try to load that save makes crash.

[velvet pilot]

Oh. I kinda get it, so you're saying that the game is trying to run the mods but they're not there for it to run, so = crash?

[severe aurora]

basic of modding games are save management and backup.

[severe aurora]

nah, vanilla games try to load the save that already corrupted by mods.
not compatible with vanilla.

[velvet pilot]

yeah, I'm not good at modding, I'm used to being hand held my terraira's modding system

[velvet pilot]

I understand now, could you provide more speficics on what I should do? I'm still a little confused

[severe aurora]

yeah, modern games are load totally different excute file or save structure.
but no, balatro seems not. not officially build function for mods YET i guess.

[severe aurora]

found save file that 'before excute mods'.
if not... no choices.. 🥲

[velvet pilot]

wait, so If I didn't make a safe state before screwing up my mods etc (which I didn't) I just can't play balatro on my PC no more? or do I just gotta wipe my saves?

[severe aurora]

if you can't sure, try back up current save before delete save file.

then test it.

[velvet pilot]

okay, thanks

welp, I'm lost. thank you for your help, at least I can still play it on my phone

[odd oxide]

rip

[velvet pilot]

fr

[oak citrus]

[odd oxide]

michael bay skibidi toilet movie

[pearl flume]

Please choose a food item before clicking the black bar.

||FOOD FIGHT! How well does your "Ammunition" serve you ?||

[oak citrus]

Banana

||i mean, them peels are like landmines for slip and fall injuries||

[forest night]

Marshmallow

You have gotta be joking

[odd oxide]

💀

no editor?

or her editor is also just chatgpt

[oak citrus]

So many hack frauds, a new era of grift

[vale cliff]

What the hell even is this book?

[severe aurora]

just like those 'ubet eats delivery guys' 😏

[vale cliff]

Even without the prompt, the title and premise sound extremely AI-generated

[pulsar stump]

is discord hypesquad even like

a thing you can get anymore or is it just a relic of the past

[odd oxide]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klIwRQ8kxvU

this song so cool i wish french people were real

[vale cliff]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Automatic_Grammatizator

[odd oxide]

wait no i dont

[vale cliff]

We’ve finally hit it, guys

[odd oxide]

the '1984 is non-fiction' crowd are gonna go crazy if they see this

how it feels to say mimesis unironically

[fiery grotto]

Egg

||I start acting Buddy the Elf in the smowball scene, excet with eggs||

if yk yk

And if not you can maybe google it

[severe aurora]

simulacre simulation

[odd oxide]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdQXfXm8rjg

[tropic stag]

this reminds me of the time an author included the blue dye recipe from breath of the wild in his book

don't remember the book nor the name of the author but it was the guy who wrote "boy in the striped pyjamas"

[lime shale]

I'm afraid to wear socks

[tropic stag]

remember, socks are more scared of you than you are of them

[tropic stag]

glad to know john yakuza, inventor of yakuza, supports artists

[timber oyster]

that means nothing happens because ai and artist are mutually exclusive

[warm crag]

Aw no stickers :c

[inner mortar]

Oyster

||The edible parts, not so much. The shells make middling projectiles, good if I get a slingshot or something||

[native jewel]

I read, as I listen to "one weak" on adrenaline

[untold eagle]

Hot Cheetos

||I can crush them up and have it be like a powder that could blind people when thrown in their eyes||

[sharp bay]

Chettos gas

[sharp bay]

Jawbreaker

||oh we really breaking em||

[unkempt sun]

Damn, that was a painful death

[past parrot]

brian griffin

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

there is a million dollar diamond on this server, but its in @dusty lynx belly. How do you get it?

[past parrot]

uncommon
gains 0.25x with every straight flush

[modest oasis]

Found Fibonacci

[ornate hamlet]

Tool Reference

[tall apex]

Balatro

in cyberpunk

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

who would you hug on this server?

[covert flume]

No idea

Anyways ever heard of flat.io?

https://flat.io

Hehehe

[mental viper]

Gun

[sharp bay]

Myself, because I'm cool as fuck

[untold eagle]

nah, jojo reference

[odd oxide]

hwat i always thought procreate was by adobe

something something nelson mandela

[pearl flume]

If this game were to ever have another Collab with a game, which game do you think it'll be most interesting ?

[compact timber]

Id hug yourself too

[sharp bay]

Based

[vagrant hollow]

This Balatro wannabe's pretty goated

[queen vault]

I love Nubby’s Number factory aaaaa

[frosty fulcrum]

Whats your fav ship

[oak citrus]

Romeo + Juliet is my all-time favorite ship

[odd oxide]

oh i thought we were talking about the floaty ones

[floral widget]

I 100% the game, how I’d I never notice this

[scenic anvil]

going backwards in ante is hilarious

lmfao

jesus thats a lot of negative tags

ok what joker is doing this

[frosty fulcrum]

Balatro ship

[scenic anvil]

Im at ante 2 now

Lmfao

Im gonna crash before i get to ante 0 its that laggy

All these negative tags is breaking things

[quick steppe]

Do you guys think rhododendron is a boy or girl name

[tepid lintel]

I think whatever kid you name that is going to get bullied

[scenic anvil]

is there a mod to make the vouchers page have tabs because anymore and i will have to hit escape everytime

[tepid lintel]

#⚙・modding-general

[quick steppe]

I ain't naming anybody that atleast in real life

But I need to know whether it's leading more to boy or girl

[tepid lintel]

This is a rhododendron

I'm just going to leave that right there for you to percolate on.

[quick steppe]

Yea I just need some boy-ish flower name and that's what I kinda think of

Other than Hibiscus I think

[tepid lintel]

Why?

[quick steppe]

Something something story writing

[tepid lintel]

Calex? Basil? Oleander?

Jacek

Polish for the hyacinth flower

[quick steppe]

Hyacinth is for girl

So does the polish

[quick steppe]

Ain't Oleander called Nerium

[tepid lintel]

Jacek is a male name

[tepid lintel]

Never heard of Nerium

[quick steppe]

Barely sounds like a flower name

[tepid lintel]

Not if you don't speak polish.

[quick steppe]

I've met someone named Jecak once

[tepid lintel]

Aletris?

[quick steppe]

Actually that might be unisex

I'm taking that

[tepid lintel]

Alder

I'm just scrolling through a list of flowering plants and picking what sounds cool

[quick steppe]

That's a tree

[tepid lintel]

I hate that we can't post images here.

[quick steppe]

Wdym

There

[odd oxide]

hacker

[brittle talon]

shit looks like it came out of cuphead

[odd oxide]

i can kinda whistle now

i honestly dont know how i managed

and i dont know why i couldnt do it in the first place

cause i dont think im doing anything differently

[marble spindle]

im sorry idk where to ask but does anyone know why i cant buy this?

[scenic anvil]

Computer decimal points Lmfao

[marble spindle]

what?

[scenic anvil]

A computer integer system is slightly unable to do math properly

[marble spindle]

ah great

i lost the run because of that xd

[scenic anvil]

https://youtu.be/qTXwRSksJPg?si=aG7y9fBqVa2gVy3G

Heres a video explaining why this happens

[marble spindle]

okay thanks a lot :)

[tepid lintel]

Computers dum

[scenic anvil]

Yep but there is ways around these issues its just u have to code it and this could actually be a base game issue or a cryptid issue

@marble spindle i still recommend bringing this up to the cryptid team (they have a separate server

Because even if its a common bug in literally everything they can fix it

[marble spindle]

oh okay i thought the servers were just comined xd, i just clicked on the discord icon while having the mod on

[scenic anvil]

The server the cryptid mod advertises is their server separate from here

[marble spindle]

i see

i mean they probably already know about it anyways

i mean

[scenic anvil]

Thats not a problem xF

[scenic anvil]

They probably dont

[marble spindle]

i mean i still cant buy it

[scenic anvil]

Because u don't have the cash this time

U have 42

Not 50

[marble spindle]

oh nah

i mean i got 50 afterwards

[scenic anvil]

Ahhh its a base game iss then

[marble spindle]

i may be dumb bot not that dumb xd

[scenic anvil]

Issue*

That cant be fixed then unless someone reports the bug to balatro dev team without any mod or mod engine running

[marble spindle]

oh well

[scenic anvil]

All it is is a need to put a cut off in decimal points of buying stuff

[odd oxide]

im watching kung fu panda 4

and theres literally a line

basically the awkwafina character is taking jack black to the criminal place

and they are greeted by this like armadillo

and the awkwafina character goes 'ahh my old mentor'

thats like textbook bad expositional dialogue who let this through

[shut steeple]

MIIIIIIIIIIIKEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[odd oxide]

just finished kung fu panda 4

it sure is a kung fu panda movie

6/10

[dense salmon]

lol my manager is making me work 4 shifts a week

I’m a student 💀

She really think I’m boutta spend 32hrs in a shitty minimum wage job

Literally only working to get some spare cash for shit I want

Honestly hate how corny some of these jobs are ngl

“Team culture”

[tropic stag]

why is cryptid mod not using int datatype? all these problems could be solved if they weren't using floats

[dense salmon]

“Reaching success together”

Like bro no the only one being successful is the owner of the store

😭

[tropic stag]

this is why i preferred summer jobs

[modern heart]

i think cryptid uses a lot of decimals

[tropic stag]

yeah but for money/cost, that should be converted to int

because afaik there is no decimal money

is there in cryptid mod?

[modern heart]

yes

they have effects that randomize percentages and such'

like randomizing a gold cards effect so it gives 21.45 dollars per trigger

or so juggler gives 3.7 handsize

Or a card costing $6.3

[inner dome]

Brutal

[icy igloo]

canada sucks half the country doesnt john balatro and the other half john balatro

[tropic stag]

flower pot and invis joker have no odds, so i'm not sure what you mean. space man, 8 ball, and wheel all share the same odds but you trigger wheel less often throughout the run, so i guess i'd have to say wheel.

[oak citrus]

The true power of deduction

[inner dome]

Invis joker's copying part is the main inconsistency, since it selects a random joker card from your hand to turn into

[tropic stag]

ah that's true

the odds of wheel are 1/400 though so

[inner dome]

Flower pot is just annoying to use

[oak citrus]

[icy igloo]

any mobile games like balatro? mainly talking about roguelite timesinks which dont need internet and alot of battery power

[inner dome]

Slay the spire is pretty good

[strong lintel]

Does Dead Cells count?

[oak citrus]

Slice and Dice is great and slept on. Death Road to Canada too

[icy igloo]

too much action

[inner dome]

Dicey dungeons is pretty sweet too

[warped lake]

It’s me again

International best selling author qaun millz

[floral widget]

Space man never seems to trigger for me

[tropic stag]

balatro has a mobile version if you didn't know! other than that, agree with others recommendations of slay the spire and slice and dice. nubby's number factory is generally considered more "balatrolike" and that one is planned to have a mobile port, although the date is unconfirmed. luck be a landlord is on mobile, haven't played it but i've heard it's good and it falls under the roguelike deckbuilder genre (as well as the big numbers genre, lol). bonus suggestion, not a roguelike but antimatter dimensions is a great (free!) idle game timewaster, as it has a surprising amount of depth and will probably waste many months to complete it. it has full offline progress as well so you don't have to spend too much time with it and you can play other games on the side.

oh btw slice and dice has a free demo version which has a lot of content for a demo

[tropic stag]

i forgot dicey dungeons was on mobile since i have it on a different platform, this one is absolutely great and worth it. it's a roguelike turn based strategy with lots of puzzly mechanics and a very replayable mode that adds random rules over the course of the run.

[dense salmon]

https://youtu.be/Qn2_Ey2-RuA?si=VemvUE4MHXLiyR4D

[polar canopy]

I LOVE YURI!!!

[upbeat ginkgo]

So you see, there's Plato's world of forms.
Close your eyes, think of a bag, do you see a paper bag? Do you see mayonnaise? Do you see a paper bag full of mayonnaise?
It has no flaws, it doesn't seep through, it doesn't congeal, it never rots, there's always mayonnaise in the bag, it's so perfect, you can put it on sandwiches.

[gray harness]

wdym, you simply place it on the roof, and there you go, you can plant on the roof!

[haughty thunder]

quickly, someone give me a weird/odd chord progression, I wanna make a piece around it

[oak citrus]

G minor, B flat minor, C major

[silver mirage]

Please can anyone help me with cryptid install I've asked everywhere and I've been ignored

[sinful escarp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cptLHneguGA

[oak citrus]

Wow, that sucks shit

[inner dome]

Not that one
The joker
The plant is goated

[gray harness]

fuck you mean The Plant is goated, it's literally one of the most hated boss blinds

[fiery grotto]

PEAK

[gray harness]

he can play anything!

[fiery grotto]

Ikr

Its such a good combination how they just go back and forth which one is playing

[gray harness]

man this character sucks ass

since you start with a "gun" type weapon, gun weapons will appear at the shop because the game makes weapons with the same class as the ones you have appear more frequently, clogging the shop since the actual damage dealers are "precise" type weapons, which you won't get a lot of as you can see in my case, and that's on top of having to use gun type weapons since this character's gimmick is that enemies that get hit by ranged damage receive +300% damage (and crit chance on precise type weapons is increased by 200%), though they have 250% extra health

[dusty lynx]

Dumb question time

A bird has 'crashed' through your window, it can be any bird. What do you do in this situation?

[oak citrus]

Sit there in stunned silence, wondering why an Emperor Penguin was thrown through my window

[gray harness]

electric reed if it's a zombie one, take care of it otherwise

[tropic stag]

i just saw thunderbolts and it was really good, ||they even said hanging chad near the start 🥹 ||

[fiery grotto]

Why the heck is their an ostrich in my country? I call animal control ig

[tulip bolt]

Who here is good at music theory because I really need help @here

[vale cliff]

Electric reed anyway

Or Laser Bean if that doesn’t cut it

[odd oxide]

I am

[tulip bolt]

Really

Add me xx

[odd oxide]

🧐

[odd oxide]

I keep thinking about this nightmare scenario of a nuclear breakup

But like leading up to it

Where it's like full on psychological warfare

Pretending to not hear you

Moving furniture around ever so slightly to trip you

Setting every clock in the house back an hour

And things like that

It's fun to think about

Oh and those noise maker thingies

Those are diabolical

[oak citrus]

Pissing into the vents and blaming it on ghosts. Yeah, i get you

[fresh cedar]

can someone post this on a different server?

you see i come from the long depths of cryptid...

[river pecan]

speedball mike bailey is wearing a balatro theme gear at double or nothing

[vale cliff]

What even is balatro anymore

[reef vortex]

https://fxbsky.app/profile/flightybuttlass.bsky.social/post/3lq22hdlsqs2a

❣️ Flighty Buttlass 💥🧸🎀🏪 (@flightybuttlass.bsky.soc...

I helped with the Speedball gear! It was a lot of fun designing in a different style! thanks to Sway Archer and @speedballbailey.bsky.social 🤼🤼‍♂️ #wrestlesky

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FxBluesky · May 26, 2025, 1:45 AM

[digital egret]

We need a Speedball joker now

Doesn't have to literally be Mike Bailey? Could just be called Speedball and have artwork of a ball moving quickly

[spark notch]

Joined just to share this lol

[oak citrus]

A miserable deck of secrets

[brave sonnet]

A culture of madness and debauchery

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following Scenario:

You were introduced to a group of friend's friends, the moment you say down, everything went quiet. There's a diverse group of people here, jocks, nerds, goths, ect. How do you break the ice ?

[glossy fulcrum]

a phenomenon

holy shot pvz fusion player

[glossy fulcrum]

kill them all

[stone lava]

Idk if ppl would be interested in seeing my progress but I'm in the process of making an irl balatro card game

There's a lot of fun things you can make the jokers do when it's irl

[fiery grotto]

Sat* (confused me for a second lol)

“Ya like jazz?”

[odd oxide]

Jazz likers when I ask them to name one jazz album from the last decade

[vale cliff]

Says “down”

Everyone goes quiet

Obviously they’re a bunch of subs

[glossy fulcrum]

just like me fr

[fiery grotto]

Reeds and Seeds

Crazy dave would like that one

[glossy fulcrum]

it is good

tbh

[tepid island]

#GuessTheGame #1107
🎮 🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/1107

[rigid imp]

Saw this looking for keychains

54pcs Pixel Style Joker Playing Cards Set, Suitable For Dedicated Card Games, Party Entertainment
I discovered amazing products on SHEIN.com, come check them out!
http://api-shein.shein.com/h5/sharejump/appjump?link=lz8zc2Ry9ow_8&localcountry=US&url_from=GM74088269458

Literally from this game 😰

[odd oxide]

Barely counts but ig

But actually though what else dropped the last decade

[fiery grotto]

Its a banger

What can I say

[odd oxide]

Smth smth esperanza spalding

Or Samara joy

Ig

Smartest fucking redditor

But yes Jason Derulo did post mega cringe

Also charging your phone does not take that much energy lmao

Most of the energy consumption is in model training afaik

[glossy fulcrum]

i mean im totally against ai imagery but at least use good arguments

[vale cliff]

I thought it was a cute parlour trick before everyone started churning out slop

Now my appreciation for this kind of technology is just ruined

[odd oxide]

I remember playing with Dalle mini

Like 3 years ago or smth

Shit was so ass back then

[vale cliff]

I made a little pastel candy forest

[oak citrus]

Yeah, when it first came out, plugging Zdizslaw Beksinski into the gen made some real cool stuff. But the damage it's doing now in every aspect is unforgivable honestly

[tawny fulcrum]

https://fixupx.com/swayarcher/status/1926822974755139784?s=46
https://fixupx.com/flightybuttlass/status/1926825054970446221?s=46

Sway (@SwayArcher)

SpeedBalatro
︀︀
︀︀Thank you to @flightybuttlass and @NeonSkylex for their design work.
︀︀
︀︀Custom joker and face cards, for our boy @SpeedballBailey

Quoting All Elite Wrestling (@AEW)
︀
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︀︀
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✨Flighty Prima Donna 💎💌🖍️🌠 (@flightybuttlass)

I helped with the Speedball gear! It was a lot of fun designing in a different style! thanks to @SwayArcher and @SpeedballBailey 🩷🃏

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FixupX · May 26, 2025, 2:17 AM

[odd oxide]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballooning_(spider)

So fucking whimsical wtf

[vale cliff]

Charlotte’s Web irl??

[tardy cape]

technological heresy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v5vCLLsqbA

[upbeat ginkgo]

Hobo with a gun

[pallid bison]

Holy peak

[thorny summit]

I love risk of rain I love risk of rain I love risk of rain

[north fable]

bruh teacher who prepares us for electrician exam didn't know how to zoom an image and my friend told him to Alt + F4 and he fell for that 💀💀💀

he ain't even old

[forest night]

you should tell him to delete system 32

[north fable]

lol

bro probably wouldn't hesitate

he's stupid as hell

students should teach him he doesn't know that much about electricity in general

and sometimes he straight up says bullshit

idk how is he even a teacher

"teacher"

[forest night]

the french language pack obviously bloats linux systems

[north fable]

he would do that probably

[west blade]

Does anyone have the sprite for the queen of hearts as a png?

Need it for a thumbnail I’m doing

[north fable]

yeah bro stupid af

might do

[north fable]

just grab it from game files

it's both possible on phone and pc

hold on imma just send it to you on dm

honestly i don't know what is it

it's shortcut for some operation or

Wimpy kid clip

this?

[sharp bay]

Nah it should have been a vid

Handsome jack mission yk

12 eridium

[sharp bay]

20 gazillion euros 🤑

[north fable]

lol

[sharp bay]

Real @patent adder

[north fable]

@patent adder bro i saw that

💀

[north fable]

💀💀💀💀

[north fable]

what da hell

[sharp bay]

Threw trashbag

Into space

[north fable]

ah pretty sure

yeah facts

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

If I chop you up in a meatgrinder, and the only thing that came out is your eyeballs, are you probably dead?

[sharp bay]

50 chance

Finally

[north fable]

im pretty sure i would survive tbh

[north fable]

i think it's worth it for little something

[forest night]

yeah

you get some eridium

i think like 20?

and some money

[sharp bay]

12 if I'm right

[forest night]

hmm

think thats right

[sharp bay]

Yeah can't miss that mission

[forest night]

one of the best in the game

[sharp bay]

Ah these pretzel suck

[forest night]

other than the shooty mc shoot face

i fucking love that guy

[sharp bay]

fr

[north fable]

yall talking about BORDERLANDS 3?

[odd oxide]

Borderlands?

That's from the movies

[north fable]

💀 movie's bad from what i heard

[north fable]

or is it 2

[forest night]

two brah

two is the goated goat

[north fable]

which one is the GOAT out of all (excluding upcoming 4)

[north fable]

so 2 what about others

[forest night]

Hmmm

[north fable]

and do i need to play them in order?

[forest night]

I like overall (I have played 2, TPS, and a few hours of 3) 2 the most

Nah

The story will be better

But the story isn't main focus imo

[north fable]

guns and gameplay are the main focus

right?

[forest night]

TPS has best skill tree and best movement. But farming weapons is arse, and the level scaling (especially at UVHM) I horrendous

[forest night]

The story is still very very bloody good

TPS story is impeccable

[shell oasis]

I js finished AoT

The ending's

[forest night]

Experience story first play through. Then just game for mechanics the next few playthroughs

[shell oasis]

Its smth alright

[forest night]

Wha-

[north fable]

nah I'd win

[north fable]

so worth it?

[forest night]

Ahhh my nemesis

We meet again

[shell oasis]

Wdym

[forest night]

Ah nvm

[north fable]

bro's hollow

[shell oasis]

Hornet solos legeater no diff

[forest night]

Nuh uh

[shell oasis]

Yuh uh

[forest night]

Legeater has untapped power

(Ignore the consumption of him)

[shell oasis]

He got eaten by Divine

[north fable]

And the war has begun...

[shell oasis]

And I dont think leg eater has a vore fetish

[forest night]

Yeah but

Uhhhh

[north fable]

aight thanks for info

[forest night]

Ur fat

There

I won

[shell oasis]

That wasnt fun at all

👎

[forest night]

"1/10 stars would never argue again"

[forest night]

Nuh

[north fable]

ayo

[forest night]

I have 8

[north fable]

😱

[forest night]

I surgically removed it from some people

[shell oasis]

Eigong a bitch dw

[north fable]

👌

[shell oasis]

THE SOL SEALS ARE IN SOULSCAPES NOT IN SOLARIANS

WHAT DID YOU TAKE

[forest night]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[shell oasis]

NINE SOLS

[forest night]

WAAAAAAH

[shell oasis]

9s is actually my fav game ever

[forest night]

I thought you intentionally spelt souls weird for fun

😭

[shell oasis]

Nah thats the name of the game

Its amazing btw

[forest night]

Rogue like?

[shell oasis]

Metroidvania

Taopunk

30 €

[forest night]

30?

Bah

I ain't gonna purchase that

[shell oasis]

Doesnt often go on sales but here and there

Anway

Anyway*

It dethroned HK as my fav game

And I played hk 50 hours in my first week

[north fable]

i played for bit and then switched to other game

i buy way too much games in short span of time

and don't know what to play

[shell oasis]

Metroidvanias take time

A lot of time

[north fable]

i know

[forest night]

Oh BTW vree

[north fable]

yes?

[forest night]

Borderlands is a major time sink

Like a major fucking time sink

[north fable]

same as Balatro 😞

[shell oasis]

Whats a game genre u think a bit weird to play except for a couple of games?

For me its visual novels

[north fable]

Balatro

[shell oasis]

I generally associate vn w like weeby dating

[forest night]

At least in balatro there is an 'end' between games. Borderlands just tales forever and expect you to replay thr story twice for one playthrough. Three if you have dlc

[north fable]

i don't play any other deck builders

[shell oasis]

Roguelikes?

Ah cool

[north fable]

nah i meant deck builders

[forest night]

Most games that are not FPS

[shell oasis]

I only play Slay the Princess of vn

[north fable]

dam

what

oh hell nah...

[shell oasis]

Rlly? Hb open world games? Roguelikes? Sandboxes? Adventure games?

[north fable]

bro what are you on

gimme recipe or some bag

[forest night]

I am very addicted to FPS. I rarely play non FPS

[north fable]

my man

same

[shell oasis]

I rarely play FPS. I dont like competitive games

[forest night]

Brah

[shell oasis]

Single player or coop r more for me

[forest night]

First person shooter doesn't mean competition

[north fable]

aight

[forest night]

Fallout is FPS

[shell oasis]

What does that have to with anything

[forest night]

They on estorgen

Duh

[shell oasis]

In my mind most fps's r online competitive games

Srry

Forgot abt Ultrakill

[forest night]

Yeah alg

Ultrakill goated

And fallout

[shell oasis]

I have abt 80 h in it and I last played it like 5 months ago

[forest night]

N ew vegas is peak

[shell oasis]

I bought it in august

I've never played the Fallout series

[forest night]

Thou should

[shell oasis]

I have fallout 3 goty on epic but only have maybe half hour in it

[forest night]

New vegas is fucking peak. Just instal the anti crash mods first....

[shell oasis]

Install*

[forest night]

Bah yes

Darn l escaped me

[shell oasis]

"I escaped me. Only in theaters."

Ultrakill got me into breakcore

[north fable]

Echo Point Nova is a banger too ( you probably didn't heard of it as it's not as popular as UK) fast movement you have grappling hook + hoverboard

[forest night]

Genocide is fun

In new vegas

[north fable]

minor spelling mistake

[shell oasis]

Never heard of it. Will check out soon

[north fable]

😳

📸

[north fable]

there's demo on steam

you really should check it out

GET OUT 🗣️🤬😤😤!!!!

[forest night]

Brah

[shell oasis]

It has an artstyle very similar to Severed Steel

Please dont

Feels weird

[forest night]

Mmm yes mmm

This glock barrel tastes nice

[vale cliff]

Bro stfu 😭

[north fable]

same developer

Greylock Studios

[shell oasis]

Oh very cool!

[north fable]

yes both are bangers

[shell oasis]

I love ss so I think I'll enjoy this

Wishlisted

[north fable]

you will man you definitely will

story is like ok i mainly bought it for sick movement and guns

[shell oasis]

Have anyone here heard of Wizard of Legend

[forest night]

Nah

[shell oasis]

Roguelite

[north fable]

yeah

heard of it

[shell oasis]

Wizardzry

[north fable]

Enter The Gungeon anyone?

[shell oasis]

I like my stories well made but then again I have 80 h in ultrakill

[shell oasis]

Heard but never played

Will soon

Ban this guy

[north fable]

BRO WTF

<@&1133519078540185692>

[shell oasis]

<@&1133519078540185692>

Ban this guy

[sullen portal]

why would you post this

[shell oasis]

Deleted lmao

[vale cliff]

What is that

[jade warren]

That's something I definitely didn't need a reminder to

[vale cliff]

Doesn’t look like anything

[random osprey]

youre so fast

[shell oasis]

Some ppl js want attention ig

[north fable]

some furry shit

[random osprey]

hey now dont align us with them

[vale cliff]

Yeah, people are mostly fine with furries here

[shell oasis]

Its not even that its furry its more that it looks a lot like one man one jar but with a cup

[sullen portal]

please

don’t do this

[north fable]

didn't align

[vale cliff]

I genuinely didn’t see anything in that picture

[random osprey]

lets just drop it problem solved

[sullen portal]

literally talk about anything else

[north fable]

but sorry

[jade warren]

Anything else except that and Balatro

[shell oasis]

Srry for pinging mods

[jade warren]

No perfectly valid ping

we appreciate it

[sullen portal]

good ping

anyone know any jokes or funny stories?

[forest night]

Once upon a time

[sullen portal]

go on…

[forest night]

On a dark and stormy night

[north fable]

i wish

[north fable]

actually

[jade warren]

photochad

[random osprey]

couple days ago my mom called me about my younger brother who spent 287 dollars on roblox with her debit card

[north fable]

bro

that's wild

[sullen portal]

I’ve never played Roblox is that a lot or not a lot

[shell oasis]

I once got an A in Croatian (I'm from there) js bcus I was reading a book during class

[jade warren]

It is a lot

[shell oasis]

Im not even joking

[jade warren]

mainly because it's entirely free and you can only spend that on microtransactions

[random osprey]

its a lot for anyone but especially for a 7 year old

[north fable]

a lot ton of money for digital stuff

[shell oasis]

It was all spent on korblox

And headless

Or whatever theyre called

[random osprey]

the best part is when I came over and asked him about it, he showed me what he bought and he didnt even buy anything for his character just stuff on the games

[jade warren]

What's wrong with headless servers

headless servers are great

Hey von

wanna shoot

[shell oasis]

Nothing its js its hella overpriced

[sullen portal]

why would you post this

[north fable]

here's the funny story

[jade warren]

Fair enough

[sharp bay]

Cake

[jade warren]

Thanks vonnegut

very cool

[shell oasis]

Attention

[random osprey]

I thought game discussion was a mess

[sullen portal]

take a day off to think about why that was the wrong answer

[north fable]

well mess is spreading on all channels

[north fable]

shits real no joke

i was dying inside

[shell oasis]

😭🥀

[north fable]

like bro he ain't old he should know what does it do

[shell oasis]

I have a pic of a guy who wrote a story bcus his hamster exploded

[north fable]

he's just stupid ahh

[shell oasis]

Wanna see it?

[north fable]

eee sure

i hope it's made up

[shell oasis]

Idk why but this makes me laugh

[shell oasis]

Me too

[daring creek]

This happens to all of us

[north fable]

bro what

[shell oasis]

I just wished he cleaned after himself

[random osprey]

okay after what we all just witnessed why would you post that

[shell oasis]

HE ASKED FOR ITI

I said do u wanna see it he said sure and I posted it

[north fable]

@daring creek btw where were you when i needed you the most 😤

i had the money

god damn it!!!

[random osprey]

ill give you a break but also perhaps thats too much detail

[daring creek]

Mb cuh

[random osprey]

just dm that instead tbh

[daring creek]

I'll be there next run trust

[shell oasis]

Dude @daring creek I got flashbanged by ur bio

[shell oasis]

Fair enough srry

[north fable]

i hope or else 💀

[daring creek]

I dunno what you're talking about, I think it's awesome and also cool actually

[daring creek]

Uh oh

[odd oxide]

Every 16 year old on the internet be like

[shell oasis]

I meant that it didnt load for a bit and when it did load I got flashbanged

[north fable]

imma delete you from game files

i swear

be afraid

[north fable]

bro da hell

[shell oasis]

Why does everyone have a corny "deep" quote in their bio

Its not tuff

[daring creek]

I think

[vale cliff]

This

And blueprint’s a girl and likes girls

This is obviously an imposter

[odd oxide]

There was one time where there's like an especially corny one bro was like 'everyone wants to shoot their shot, but they only have one arrow, but I have infinite arrows' or some shit like that

Incomprehensible

[vale cliff]

Jojo villain monologue-coded

[north fable]

sus

[atomic junco]

i thought the joker lmao

[vale cliff]

😮‍💨

At least we got that out of the way

[vale cliff]

Yeah, it’s basically confirmed she’s in a loving and consensual relationship with her girlfriend Brainstorm, what are you on about?

[atomic junco]

nothing

also basedddd

[odd oxide]

True

[atomic junco]

mistook it

[odd oxide]

Wasn't there like a big controversy

In rbalatro

Where the mods were crashing out

[atomic junco]

im just like blueprint no wayyyyy

[north fable]

ye

[vale cliff]

Reddit mentioned 😴

They’ll crash out over anything

[north fable]

fr

[vale cliff]

What even is the news?

[daring creek]

Dude among us

[odd oxide]

Apparently

The unrelatability of string theory is actually kind of a myth

[atomic junco]

whatever
lesbians
👍

[odd oxide]

And there are empirical methods to search for the predictions, efforts which are underway as we speak?

[daring creek]

🔥✍️

[atomic junco]

wish the lesbian flag had an emoji

[vale cliff]

You share it with us guys

I get what you’re saying tho

[north fable]

isn't it a thing?

[odd oxide]

No

[north fable]

the 7th one

[vale cliff]

???

No

[north fable]

so what is that one

[north fable]

ah ok

my bad

[odd oxide]

Lesbian pride flag refers to this specifically

[atomic junco]

🏴‍☠️ yarr

[north fable]

💀

ay ay

[odd oxide]

The rainbow flag is for all things gay

[daring creek]

My favourite pride flag

[north fable]

yeah i know

[vale cliff]

Gay Flag, Girls Kissing, Girls ???, Boys ???, Boys Kissing, Trans Flag

[atomic junco]

priderate flag idk

[vale cliff]

Are those age gap emojis actually?

[north fable]

hell naww

[vale cliff]

I don’t know what those middle ones are supposed to be

[daring creek]

Hell yeah

[atomic junco]

still need a pride flag irl

[vale cliff]

No enbies tho

[daring creek]

Uh

[odd oxide]

Why would you say that????

[north fable]

why not

[daring creek]

Mods, kill them

[vale cliff]

Megacorporations doing the bare minimum to represent minorities and calling themselves “inclusive”

You know what that means?

[atomic junco]

PREGNANT MAN EMOJI THEM!!!!!

[north fable]

WAR?!??

[vale cliff]

Kid, read the rules first

[north fable]

i did

[vale cliff]

If you want to say these kinds of things, get to know the culture of the server first

Bigotry is a big no-no

[odd oxide]

Imagine like casually coming out and admitting you're racist

[daring creek]

Good rule to live by

[north fable]

AIGHT SORRY GUYS FOR NOT LIKING LGBT

[sterile dock]

What the heck are rainbow people anyway? We are not polychrome jokers.

[vale cliff]

Just don’t use such loaded words

[north fable]

i used friendly name

aight

chill

that was my first and last

[sterile dock]

sips tea I am chillin'.

[north fable]

we good chat?

[north fable]

brish

[vale cliff]

If you’re not queer, and you’re not interested in LGBT culture, that’s cool

[odd oxide]

Yeah let's just ignore it and move on

[vale cliff]

But “homophobia” basically translates to “I hate gay people”

Don’t ever use that term

[north fable]

yeah let's skip this blind and move on

[sterile dock]

For now. But you are forever having a black dot in my notes

[north fable]

once again sorry

[vale cliff]

I was a kid once

Forgiven 🙏

[north fable]

oh didn't know i thought it's like

just forget about it

[north fable]

damn you old

[vale cliff]

@odd oxide 💀

[north fable]

PLEASE NO DEATH NOTE

[vale cliff]

I can’t even vote in my country

💀

[north fable]

what's the country if i can ask

[vale cliff]

Singapore

I’ll be an old man next year

[north fable]

i am already

barely can walk

dementia all that stuff

[fallow shale]

Youre actually old

[north fable]

yeah

as you can see from my pfp

no skin left

i am already
barely can walk
dementia all thaf stuff

[fallow shale]

[north fable]

told yall

[daring creek]

Yo

[fallow shale]

Yo

[north fable]

Im Skyler White yo

[fallow shale]

Homophobia in my racism server? 🥀

[north fable]

im sorry man

i think it's time to switch servers

[vale cliff]

Dude, just delete it

[fallow shale]

Lmao that was a joke
Tbh i think the others overreacted

[north fable]

whatever

[fallow shale]

They seem very mad

[north fable]

let's forget bout it

[north fable]

aight

[daring creek]

Dude

[vale cliff]

They’re not a mod, why would I be?

[fallow shale]

I think the dude tried to not be rude

[north fable]

that topic is really controversial

[north fable]

i tried but well seems like it was too much

[sterile dock]

[odd oxide]

Chat which furry movie should I watch
Alpha and Omega (fandom deepcut (yes it's a real movie))
Puss in boots: the last wish
kung fu panda 2

[vale cliff]

What’s the first one?

[fallow shale]

😭

[north fable]

piss in boots?!? 😭

[odd oxide]

Lmao

[sterile dock]

Yeah, watch Piss in Boots

Sounds promising

[odd oxide]

God this is my worst typo to date

[north fable]

no why did you edit it was funny

[vale cliff]

I thought you were being corny

[odd oxide]

I always edit out grammatical errors and typos

[north fable]

minor spelling mistake

[sterile dock]

I had worse, trust me

[vale cliff]

No way you unintentionally typed that

[atomic junco]

BLAHAJJJJJJJJ

[odd oxide]

If you see a mistake in my text either I was really incompetent (check) or it was intentional

[north fable]

dang don't make us choose

[odd oxide]

Piss in boots

God

[vale cliff]

Genuinely, what would even be the third option?

[north fable]

so it was intentional and so will the future messages

got it

[north fable]

[north fable]

of war

[odd oxide]

Anyway

Pick

[north fable]

go with Piss

[odd oxide]

Pawsome

Oh lord

[fallow shale]

No

Just no

[vale cliff]

What in the D/s is that name?

Right?

I’m not the only one thinking that?

[odd oxide]

Please vote for this one btw

It seems like really

Bad

[north fable]

it really does

and prolly is

[fallow shale]

[vale cliff]

Honestly, try watching it

I’ll be curious to know what it’s about

If you survive

[north fable]

i guess it's some romance between two wolves

[fallow shale]

Y'know what

[wise marsh]

Why those

[fallow shale]

Watch the first movie

Im also curious about it

[wise marsh]

Watch the human centipede 👍

[odd oxide]

ive heard the third one is actually kinda ok?

[north fable]

it's good

[wise marsh]

third one is peak

[fallow shale]

Its peak i hear

But actually havent watched it yet

[stoic bluff]

I’ve watched the third one, it is fantastic

[odd oxide]

Apparently alpha and Omega had a shit ton of sequels?

[vale cliff]

Guys, please

[odd oxide]

Who's watching these

😭

[vale cliff]

Tell me I’m not imagining the implications with that title

[odd oxide]

Mpreg 👀

[fallow shale]

Whats mpreg

[vale cliff]

I blotted out the other stuff

[vale cliff]

Do not

[odd oxide]

There's EIGHT alpha and Omega movies??????

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpha_and_Omega_(film_series)

[fallow shale]

Too bad theres no voice channel here

Id be down to watch it with you

Lmao

[vale cliff]

Wow, no one liked it

They must really hate themselves to make seven sequels out of that

And their names aren’t actually Alpha and Omega

[odd oxide]

Hey

[vale cliff]

That makes more sense

[odd oxide]

No spoilers

Also

What

This is so sad

[slender grove]

I met that guy

He lives in Dagestan

I met him when he shot school students from his weak(obviosly) airsoft pistol

[odd oxide]

https://youtu.be/F6hpN2t7_lc

Wow this looks like total garbage

[slender grove]

Hey this is my childhood movie

[odd oxide]

No way 😭

[slender grove]

And in Russia they added "The fanged brotherhood" In the end of a title for some reason

[slender grove]

I don't have any phone nor pc but I had big ass and old TV with DVD player, we had a lot of disc's with movies

So i watched and rewatched movie's on it

[odd oxide]

Hey wait

Me too

[slender grove]

Like Dora and Diego (forgot their titles but that espanol kids you know), the house of magic

[odd oxide]

My muse was the smurfs

[slender grove]

Vro❤

I had Smurfs too

I loved watching episodes with Gargamel because he was funny

[odd oxide]

I can't remember much

[slender grove]

And episodes without him feels like nothingburger

[odd oxide]

I do recall being really sad cause I fucked up the discs and couldn't watch it anymore

[oak citrus]

[slender grove]

That old tv is on mom's job now, and disc's given away for other kids

[pearl flume]

Boneless butterscotch, hold the scotch.

[oak citrus]

I remember having orange VHS tapes of Ren & Stimpy episodes. Good times

[slender grove]

Oh god who is that ugly creature

[odd oxide]

Wow old man

Bro remembers vhs

[oak citrus]

I was a kid before the internet existed

[slender grove]

I'm too young

[oak citrus]

[slender grove]

I remember when my mom got pc from her office to home instead of watching YouTube or something I found some site with Arabic tales

[vale cliff]

Comments like this make me feel young

[slender grove]

1000 and 1 night

[oak citrus]

Hell yeah

[vale cliff]

Feeding off them like a vampire

[slender grove]

I read Sinbad, alladin, 1000 and 1, bamboo girl(?) (Idk how to translate it)

[odd oxide]

I had those on physical books

[slender grove]

Oh wait I remember why I did it

[odd oxide]

Some Aesop too

[slender grove]

That pc had no audio systems

And flash games get boring after playing it some time

And I remember when I was just googling "memes" To watch memes

Like

I come to pc, enter Google and search "memes about school"

Called my sister to show her funnies one